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[SPEAKER_00]: Quinn, you're an America.

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[SPEAKER_01]: As of, I have had, I've deduced the Odyssey yet.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, well, I just lived it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Ah, I just lived it and I got to tell you about it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I am, I just landed here, right?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Dear readers, just so you know, it's 845 right here.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, excuse me, I'm also sick.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The only thing I know about the Odyssey is that Matt Damon went gluten free to film it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So that's actually where it differs for us.

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[UNKNOWN]: Don't you?

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[UNKNOWN]: Creep.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hold deal with the Odyssey.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's about Homer.

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[SPEAKER_01]: which is the map damage character.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, Homer Simpson trying to make his way back home and it's like he he reaches like many trials and tribulations, but he like it's it takes him like it's after the Trojan war.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I could be wrong.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This is what I know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's it takes him 20 years to get home the war is over.

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[SPEAKER_01]: and he has to get home to his wife, Penelope, and it takes him 20 years, Penelope grows.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So it's Homer Simpson, the cast of the year, it's Homer Simpson Penelope, I'm playing in my story, I'm Homer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So imagine me tell when you're posting.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Scott.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Which is not, I have yellow and bald, that's me, that's me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So, okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Here's what I need to tell you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: My flight was supposed to get in on Tuesday, and I don't know if anybody saw this in the news, but there was a massive outage at Heathrow Airport where the air traffic control just went out and thousands of people were

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[SPEAKER_01]: Delayed, flights canceled.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm supposed to leave Germany, which I'm excited to tell you about Germany because it was so fun I had the best time with my friends.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was so fun.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so exhausted.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was not the most relaxing place to be and right when I got there My body after a month of working full time the fringe my body was like, oh, carry

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's time for you to get sick.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's time for your body to stop working and I was like, you know what I see you I respect that and I probably thought this was going to happen So my body fully shut down and I was very sick But I also wanted to rally because I was with my friends and my very very very close friends Which got I love a friend trip where everybody is just so solid.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was the best

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[SPEAKER_01]: So, I'm supposed to get back to his day.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm at Berlin Airport and our flight is leaving at three o'clock today, and it's a little delayed.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And then all of a sudden rumors start spreading that because we're flying through Heathrow to get to JFK.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Rumors start spreading that, you know, there's something wrong.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We get on the plane.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We wait for an hour.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, hey, they're not picking up our calls.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're leaving us on Reddit Heathrow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So,

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[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to take you off the plate.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to get a little about your cute love.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So we're in the plan.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, if your flight is delayed over five hours, you get your money back.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, this is amazing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Am I about to get a free trip home?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I love this.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Spoiler alert.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think because of like, force, major godly, like the system just shut down.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like they're not going to actually do that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But we wait until like eight o'clock in nine o'clock at night.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And they're like, hey, your flight is delayed again until tomorrow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I feel very lucky where I wasn't canceled, but it was delayed until the next day.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, Boko Tell, Savioura Seats will reimburse you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I love it in Europe.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This is great.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So I get a car.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I Boko Tell.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the nicest place I've stayed at the whole week.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, this feels great.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sick, but I have a wonderful, restful night of sleep.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm waking up like every hour that anxiety wake up of like, when is the flight going to be?

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[SPEAKER_01]: When is the flight going to be?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Because they don't text us when the flight's going to be?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I wake up at 7.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No information.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like close my eyes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I wake up at 8.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I get a text from my friend and she's like, Hey, we have to go.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I called a car and I was like, I'm not ready to go without me because I don't want to make her miss the flight.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The flight has been updated to 1030.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It is now 8 o'clock.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, I have to shower.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I have a full day ahead of me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I have to.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This is yesterday morning.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Germany.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I have to like shower.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So I did, I get in a car, I miraculously like go to the priority line, they let me in, they check my bag.

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[SPEAKER_01]: When I check in my bag, I'm like, hey, where is it going?

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's going in New York.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have to pick it up.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Great.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They go, it's going to New York.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I go, well, I don't know my connection flight once I get to Heathrow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't know what flight I'm on.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And she goes, it's fine.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Your bag will get to Heathrow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Your bag or it's going to get to JFK.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I go, it's going to get to JFK.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She goes, yeah, we're Germany.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I go dunk a, I take my little ass and I go towards passport control.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There is a massive line of people.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're not letting people in.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, they have three people looking at passports on the craziest day where everybody's flight was canceled to late.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're letting people in slowly.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, well, if I miss the flight, they're not, I keep just being like, I trust the system where I'm like, they're gonna have to let us in.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They know we're here.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We have to do this.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I get to the front of the line.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This person is like, who's on this flight?

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I sneak in, people start yelling at me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I go, they told me, they told me to sneak in.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm at passport control.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody's yelling at me again.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The guy goes, relax.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There's no, there's no people to monitor this line.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, you know what?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I thought Germans were efficient.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This feels really inefficient and not very organized.

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[SPEAKER_01]: OK, I have some notes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I get through, they're like, hey, you have to rush through.

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[SPEAKER_01]: For this flight, my flight doesn't have a gate.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But the time I get this information, I like the gate is announced.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I rush, get on a bus, get on my plane, great.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The flight is like half empty.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I assume all these people didn't get past passport.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I assume these people, or like they didn't wake up in time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: when they told us our flight like they announced the flight at 7.15.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was an 10.30 flight.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody was scattered in different hotels.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So fortunately, I'm on this flight.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I landed Heathrow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Get on the plane.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They say it's a full flight.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Lots of empty seats.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And again, I think everybody is just like so from all over the world to get out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No one can fucking figure out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So by the time I land, it's 10 o'clock.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I started my day at like what time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like what is it U.S. time?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I started my day at that fourth 30 in the morning America time New York time Which is America time for me fourth day in the morning.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I land at like 10 30 at night I'm also magically was on the plane with two people.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was at Edinburgh with so like Yeah, I'm meeting up there which is like a crazy thing which I loved so we got to like share a row It was great.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm very lucky there and I'm waiting for my bag and The bag doesn't show up

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[SPEAKER_01]: Of course, not, no.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so, like, you get about all of us.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Everything you had to do to get there, you can't expect your bag who is, uh, in some ways, inanimate to also arrive.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So it was a lot of work.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Totally.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm waiting in line, and it's a long line of people.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There's also all these bags.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm looking at my, I'm like, talking to American, because I'm an American flight, and they're like, we don't have any information about your bag.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, but I was on a British airways flight earlier.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They go, okay, check with them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Last, my bag is checked in.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's to the Berlin airport.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It is not moved.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where it is.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's in Berlin.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I have an air tag.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It is low battery.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I cannot tell you where it is.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I do not know where my bag is, I really am so worried, I'm not going to get it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And it has everything, and I know, I know that every day it always does, no, of course it does.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like in the worst part is you left to sit and do that thing where you're like, Oh, and that is in there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: All these new things that I bought in the UK, like I went shopping and I like my favorite broad store, shout out,

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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe yeah, I mean I don't know all my toiletries everything like I don't I mean it's a lot of money in there I know I know no I know because even you're like oh that face cream was a lot whatever it is It's like you end up being like that's some loot.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's shoes It's like it's just everything and it feels I mean I'm like I'm not I'm not giving up yet But I know definitely

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a really frustrating thing where I just don't I think here's here that I want to know what you think I was with two people Rushing a car and I didn't want to hold them up really late.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They had a long day, too And so there's like a scanner where you can scan a code and file a lost report and I have the reference number And I see it reflect on British airways.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't talk to an actual person.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know, but then I was contacting British airways on the chat and I kept giving them my confirmation of my last name and they were like no records found.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, guys, that's not true and it was an AI robot.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was a fucking robot and I was like human human.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I could not talk to you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's just then.

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[SPEAKER_01]: they need to talk to someone.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I do realize what I'm trying to give myself, what I'm giving myself perspective is that I know this is not just affecting me, this is affecting a lot of people and I'm not the only person and genuinely they always try to get the bags back to the person.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, of course, the other thing is I'm like, well, I have a delayed, I'm going to be buying toiletries that is in my bag that I don't have, I'll be getting reimbursed for those.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So, yeah, save your seats, you'll be fine.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I know, I just might have to go back to the airport if you can't get someone on the phone.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know, I was trying to be so positive and trying to be like, especially with all this travel stuff.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, there's so much out of my control and I felt really proud where I was just like, it is what it is.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I felt really grateful.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't have to be somewhere at a certain time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, it was, it was, it was, it was jet definitely annoying, but like, everything's okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, nothing is.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Nothing's the end of the world at this point at all.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Even my stuff missing, it's going to be okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But I feel like the illness, the amount of trying to get to the airport multiple times, like it just was that felt really bad.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But again, like, I don't have children that I have to cut with me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I've just went on this like amazing German adventure with my friends, which was like so fucking fun.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And here's the biggest takeaway that I'll tell you because that was really annoying yesterday.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was all so fun.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever heard of the club Berghein in German Berlin?

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[SPEAKER_01]: So Berlin clubs are notoriously very hard to get into where some of them are and I went to the hardest club to get into And to me and my five friends we got in and we danced our asses off from Sunday from like four o'clock in the afternoon to like three o'clock in the morning

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[SPEAKER_01]: And it was the most fun like we were talking all these people there and they're like, oh, you're friends got in and we were like, yeah, we did like that never happens But you have to like what's here's what's cool about the coming the like what yeah, I want to have to wear an outfit

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[SPEAKER_01]: So there are these bouncer's at bear kind and bear kind is like, I mean, so Berlin just has like amazing clubs all over And my friends went to multiple clubs.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I Concert my energy for bear kind like I was like that's gonna be like I can't actually stay up late every day because I have to sleep because I'm sick So I have to wait until bear kind

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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, there's like a bunch of, if you're interested, look it up, it's really crazy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But it's like, what's amazing about Berlin is it's very queer, it's very accepting, it's like, it's pretty risk-y, like, you're seeing some things at these clubs.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you turn, you look around and you go, wow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in biology, you know, like there's there's things happening at Zeclub.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so what's cool about Berlin about these clubs that we noticed is that the bouncer's are not looking to be bribed.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The bouncer's are not looking at who has money or who's dressed with the best name brand stuff.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's vibes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so like you kind of have to go up and

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a little bit like an audition, and you don't know what they're looking for, but you just want to get in.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's very silly.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But it's cool to have to be a dancer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're basically like mixologists.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, they're like, they're trying to keep, here's the thing is I saw people get rejected from the line because they looked, I think, too young.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, at one point, the two people ahead of me, this guy was like, um, you start speaking German to this woman who seemed a little younger, which I think is also, I don't think they let many young people.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think being young and going in is rare because they're like,

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[SPEAKER_01]: We want people who are here for a good time, who know how to handle their lives, like, it does feel like youth is not a motivating factor, nor money, which I think feels really exciting to me because you're like, I could actually do it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, they're like, they're like, we want people that are here to dance.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Some people wear things very risky.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I wore just like all black and my, you know, like, I just was ready to dance.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so this person came up in front of us and he started speaking to her in German.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And she was like, English, I don't speak German just English.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And he was like, sorry.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And he just like moved his hand.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like a little emperor, like a little like thumbs up thumbs down.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And you just kind of have to like walk away.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You just continue to walk.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so like we just like rolled up and I was like had like a knot and I did not smile.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I did not do anything.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I just kind of like sat there and I lifted my glasses and I was like, I know, and he was like, yeah, come in.

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[SPEAKER_01]: because we've separated two by two, because you can't get in with a big group.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So we was three groups of two of us, and we were all, I was in the first group, and we miraculously got a NAMRAC.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Who were you with?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Who were you with?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was in my friend Alex.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was in my friend Alex.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So we walked in, and we both kind of were just like, and we walked in internally, all of us were like freaking out, but we had to just like play a cool, like we belonged there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And then like slowly I saw KKN Casey come in and then Christian and Lindsey come in and all of us got there And we were like we did it like it feels like they're about to take something away from you By the time you do it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think that we must make the damn scene so much more like celebratory Well, you feel like you ran a race or something like yes, no, you look immediately

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[SPEAKER_01]: Someone was like, one of our friends, Alex was like, I feel like my cool points raised two points.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I feel infinitely cooler.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, if you look up Bearcine, there's all these redettes about how to get in, what to wear, what to do.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, there's all this stuff about it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so it was really cool to just get in.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I felt like it was very fun, very chic, because I was like, I haven't been to a single club in Berlin.

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[SPEAKER_01]: but here I am at the coolest of them all and what's also really fun is like they were all like my friends went to Kit Kit Club I don't know if you know from cabaret they went earlier in the week um early in the weekend I was sadly I could not go but I also had other friends that went to other dance clubs and people in line were trying to get in and they were getting denied by these bouncers and they were like trying to show their Rolexes and like it didn't work like and I think the other thing that I think is really cool about it

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[SPEAKER_01]: If you're queer or a woman, you have a much easier time getting in.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So there were so many others that are in the world.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the opposite of the world.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You guys get everything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Give us this fun club.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And that's why it's as kind of like interesting bastion of like, like, it's just, like, I think there are people that go just in, like, work out outfits to just dance their asses off.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, no, like, there's, you can't look like you're wearing a costume.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You have to just like go ready to dance and yeah it was really incredible and then after that we were like obviously it was a very long day of dancing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think I looked at my step counter and we had done like 34,000 steps in a day by the time we got back we were exhausted and then we went to a spa in Germany where I swear to God the entire of Bergheim was there the next day.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But here's what's interesting about it, is that it's a co-ed spa with no textiles allowed.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So it's an entirely nude spa.

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[SPEAKER_01]: boys and girls all in one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Here's what's amazing about it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And tell me what was going through your head as you're walking like in the nude.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think around fear.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you had, there were robes and towels.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think like what was cool about that actually is I think it was really freeing in a lot of ways because nobody's really looking because everything is like nobody is like letter it like you're in a sauna.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody's in a sauna.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You have to have towels underneath you sitting and they're doing alfgoose, do you know what alfgoose is?

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, it's like they put essential oils and they either take like kind of like leaves and spray water on you or they take fans and they blow hot air on you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so you're in this like really hot crowded sauna, then blowing hot air on you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was really wild.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But because everyone's naked, it becomes like this equalizer and like I wasn't looking at people.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like I was like a verdict my eyes, like, what'd you say?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, sometimes you were like, oh, okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But like, I was inverting my eyes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like I wasn't, but again, like, I'm not someone, you know, I'm not someone who walks around nude often in a group of friends.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hundreds of people.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Were you with just friends?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was with friends.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was a group.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There was a man of mine, but I didn't see him at all.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like I think we all kind of chose our own adventure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't see my male friend, but again, you become so used to all the body, everybody's naked, so there's so much to look at and that there's nothing to look at.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And it felt like a true, it felt really fun to go from the club where you're dancing, people are doing a lot of self-expression

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[SPEAKER_01]: like trying to relax, getting a little off goose going, and a hot tub, which is everybody's naked, wild.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, so that was a little bit about my vacation, asking anything.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's amazing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I've never been to Germany.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It sounds like you had an amazing iconic time.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What was the food like?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I had schnitzel.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't have nearly as much pretzel.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I had curieverse.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like try to hit all of the major food groups.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It didn't feel as much of a food scene.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like I think we're so lucky coming from New York where I'm like, oh, I've had this kind of food.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think Berlin is, again, really interesting, like the Berlin wall came down.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We did like a canal tour where we did like all the bridges, which I found out that Berlin has more canals than like Amsterdam, Stockholm, and Copenhagen, I think combined.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So we got to do like a boat tour the first day, which is great.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So like sat on a boat and just like me and dirt.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There's like a lot of really good cool.

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[SPEAKER_01]: industrial bars and markets and things like that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There was a Turkish market like it was it was very cool.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't feel like the food was not the main.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, I hear you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but what's kind of was this amazing thing that all of us I think experienced was like

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[SPEAKER_01]: We're all, the majority of us are single, I would say four out of the two, four out of six are single and the two that were there were a couple.

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[SPEAKER_01]: None of us have children and there was this kind of feeling of freedom of being like, we get to do this incredible thing and see these things and get to express ourselves in these amazing ways.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And we don't have anything tying us down or anything that we have to answer to, it felt like divine freedom and like a celebration of this and everybody was so adult and fully functioning that like nobody, people would go off and do things on their own.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They would stay together as a group like we separated in pairs or whatever it was is like everybody felt so self-sufficient and we just were like really in love with each other by the end of it because everybody was just like,

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[SPEAKER_01]: Game for a good time and happy to be there like there was so much joy and there was so much laughter and like I just loved being with them They're really incredible.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I loved it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I loved it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I I'm so glad you got to experience that traveling the best.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It is I It's so good for your mind and it's like I

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I kept, again, I kept like, I was a bit, maybe I was sick and I was feeling really grateful.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I think at the end of the day, like, even with my awful journey yesterday, I'm like, you know what?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like look back at my ancestors or like the women and my family or women throughout history.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, what an incredible thing that I've got that I get to do with my life is like,

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[SPEAKER_01]: I get to travel and see the world and I can meet new people and expand and like see different people, different communities, different ways of living and I get to visit and feel it and then come back home and yeah, I just feel like I'm traveling just makes me feel like it feels so expansive and it feels so rewarding and I like love, I just love people, I love

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[SPEAKER_01]: I love seeing what other people are doing, and I love encountering different people because I think it makes you just better and more understanding and empathetic.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, amen, amen, sister, and did you come back with a story to tell?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I came back ready with yeah, I'm ready.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think I think you go first by the way, you're listening to carries travel stories with carry up a month.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and Quincy or two.

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[SPEAKER_00]: My story, I got from some blogs, some Wikipedia, a V club, telegraph, discovery UK, documentaries.org, archive.org.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is about a man named John.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hitor or Titor, it's TITOR.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how you say it because I read with my eyes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But what I want to tell you about this gentleman is that he appeared in a bunch of different internet forums between the years of 1998 and 2001.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And he was an American military time traveler and he was from the year 2036.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Now, okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Most prominently showed up in the time travel institutes, internet forum, where people talk about time travel, you know, which makes sense.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's a good place to show up, I think.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And he's introducing himself to people, you know, I'm 38 years old, I'm a soldier, I'm actually stationed in Tampa.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm here because I have to try to get an IBM.

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[SPEAKER_00]: 50 100 computer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's from the year 1975, and I know that it's in Rochester, Minnesota, and I need it to bring it back to my time because we have some legacy software problems, which I'm like.

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[SPEAKER_00]: that absolutely tracks.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, okay, so it's related to a system error and I need that model because it can debug code written in programming language that we don't use anymore.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, a lot of this was pretty over my head.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I have to admit I've never heard of APL or or cap all cap space that like those programming languages, not my language.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I do not obla.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, these languages are really important for me to solve this bug that comes about.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's 2036 where I am, but we know the bug is going to happen.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be a big deal in the year 2038.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to just cause all our systems to fail.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's just related to how computers keep track of time.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So, some computers use a 32-bit system to count seconds, and that's called Unix, and there's a maximum number of seconds, and it will.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That maximum number of seconds that we can count to is going to hit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: January 19th, 2038.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Once it hits that number of seconds it will reset and it will go back to thinking it's December of 1901 and it will be so chaotic, so catastrophic because as we all know we rely on computers speaking of, I'm watching this, I don't know if anyone else is watching season two of Dark Matter.

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[SPEAKER_00]: it's about this kind of stuff.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's about Schrödinger's cat and creating a box that you could put a human in and it would do what Schrödinger's cat like that's that thought experiment of there's a million different realities that can coexist at once.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like is the cat dead or alive if it's in the box before you know it it's both?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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[SPEAKER_00]: bird map you like while I'm an actor.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What do you do?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I love that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you love that so much?

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I really love that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, I'm also an action.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And that was cool.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Have I seen you in anything?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, totally.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, oh my God.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I said that to Matt last night when we were watching Dark Matter.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And he was like, so what?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think a lot of Americans would know who he is.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, but all French people wouldn't even mean a lot of Americans.

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[SPEAKER_00]: For the record, I did just look up Jimmy Simpson because I didn't know who he was.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But I just pretend like what I did.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, yeah, for sure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: for sure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Also previously married to Melanie Linsky, lucky guy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know who that is.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I have to let you know where Melanie Linsky look up Melanie Linsky.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna love you love her.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I do.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you do.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know for fact you do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Melanie L. Y. NS.

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[SPEAKER_00]: K. E. Y. Oh, I do love her.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I knew that, I knew that was your sponsor.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so glad I knew that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, all right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She's great and she does, she's perfect.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I think she might do the bird's voice and does she and that show my kids watch over the garden wall.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Quinlan, stay on task.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So the IBM 5100 has some functions that are, the general public doesn't necessarily know about, but it will help in debugging this like, oh, our computer system is going to completely start down.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What is exciting about this John Guy knowing this is that that was supposedly information that only,

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[SPEAKER_00]: of BU, a handful of engineers at IBM knew.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So it was this feeling of, well, this legitimizes this claim to some extent.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And his first post, he talks also about how his time machine works.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And you guys will love this, because it's back to the future.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It was installed in a 1967 Chevrolet Corvette.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, I just love that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, well, then later, it was installed in a 1987 four-wheel drive pickup truck.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And it has really just like six main components, which John calls the C204 Gravity Distortion Unit, which was made by GE.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's got two magnetic housing units.

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[SPEAKER_00]: an electron injection manifold, like alter mass and gravity of a cooling and an x-ray venting system, gravity sensors, different kind of clocks.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He didn't say different kind of locks.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm saying.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I hope he did say different kind of locks.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a forming case-seam clocks, but I'm like, what the fuck does that mean?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Who knows?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Three main computer units.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So it's got all these different components, and it was invented in at-sern and Switzerland.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The reason John was selected for this very important mission to go back in time was because his paternal grandfather was one of those IBM engineers that knew about this and told him so it was like, okay, we got to go back and get this really special computer and

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[SPEAKER_00]: only people from the 1970s that worked for IBM knew about that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So it's, you're kind of like, whoever John is, he does have access to that information from someone.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone's, of course, like, hey, John, tell us about the future.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, oh, man, it's really bad.

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[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of chaos, a lot of war.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Now a lot of these,

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[SPEAKER_00]: OK, John does something smart, which is he does the Schrodinger's box argument.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The many worlds interpretation, it's called MWI of quantum mechanics, which says there's all these parallel universes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And every event has different ways it could land here, there, everywhere.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And so the universe is constantly running on a bunch of parallel tracks.

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[SPEAKER_00]: that our Schrödinger's cat accommodating every single outcome.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So that gives John the ability to say, this is what happened in my universe.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't mean it will happen in yours.

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[SPEAKER_00]: which is the easiest, like I have a crystal ball and it works, excuse, I've ever heard.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Not that I don't believe that that's true.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't, you know, given it an a thought to fall one way or another and I certainly don't know enough about quantum mechanics to weigh in.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I like the idea and I like the television show Dark Matter.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, I'm inclined to believe that but it also seems super convenient, right?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's like it's like any TV show that deals with time travel.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You're like, there's so many holes, but we just have to believe it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We just have to go along with that journey.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And we have to believe that if there's anything that's going to come from the future, it's better time travel stories.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So, John's like, you guys, there's going to be a civil war in 2005 that's because of a presidential election, that war is going to really escalate, and then the U.S. is going to break into five different regions.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And there's going to be a global nuclear war in 2015, and a bunch of people are going to die.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to have to move the capital to Omaha.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't ask me why and everyone's going to focus on decentralized communities and I start to live on a farm at that point in Florida.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know Matt Cow disease?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the human version CJD is going to get really dad.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So you guys need to be focused on food protections.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, make sure go into the restaurants that are getting the A's.

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[SPEAKER_00]: By the way, the Olympic games are going to get canceled due to this civil war.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So all the things that he said have not come to pass.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I was like, maybe I missed something.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't sure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, let us give you diarrhea.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Is that what he's talking about?

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what he meant.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Can you believe?

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[SPEAKER_00]: He knew.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He knew, John knew.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He knew.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So the last we hear of John is that he's talking online about going to Florida to get family photographs, catch up with his relatives that I guess are generations back.

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[SPEAKER_00]: and then he's going to have to go back to 2036 with this computer and that's his big plan.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And the last post, you don't know who he's talking to, but he writes, bring a gas can with you when your car dies on the side of the road.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It almost sounds like that either just really straightforward advice or a coded order, not really sure.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What's interesting is everybody loved this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: got into researching IBM 5100's.

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[SPEAKER_00]: People were posting sites in John's name trying to

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[SPEAKER_00]: People became John experts.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're making charts.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're holding conventions.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Art Bell who hosted a paranormal radio show, coast to coast would talk about it all the time.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And there was another TV show that hired a private eye.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And the private eye was trying to figure out, like, even if it was a hook, a hoax, who was it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know the details of the tracking, but they end up near Disney in Florida at an entertainment lawyer's house and the guy's like, well, yes, I was representing him at one point online.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what that means.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Basically they're like, it's you and your teenage kid that made this whole thing up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But

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[SPEAKER_00]: there's merchandise, there's books, there's websites that are all dedicated to John Teeter, there's a play about it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I think that I was reading on one of these blogs.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not so much

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're like, maybe the story isn't the story.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's how obsessed people are with the story.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And why did this kid so many people to their core and why did so many people make it their life's work to learn about this person posing as a time traveler online?

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[SPEAKER_00]: And what about that speaks to something inside of us?

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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's so funny because he did, he got all these predictions wrong, but people really want to believe that this happened.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think like, there's something comforting in it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Even just to have someone come from the future and tell you there is a future, is a comforting thing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm just, I think it's really interesting.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's the story.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's comforting that someone is that sure of themselves.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's part of it, too, is like, you're just out here saying the thing, and like, I kind of, I just wish, for everyone, there has confident in themselves as a time traveler.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let that be my wish for you to tell her, uh-huh, Larry Haber was the guy that they think this Florida entertainment lawyer that really was John.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Some people said it was him and his teenage sons.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Some people said it was him and his brother Richard.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And they were like, we think that it's got to be these guys just goofing around.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's another thing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think I like the sense of play.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think I like the sense of play.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's very fun.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It does also feel kind of harmless, you know, like I think a time travel feels like it's like Like there was no part of people really built in other than yeah like food protection So I think we can all get behind that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think we can all get behind food.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I feel safe and I feel I like the idea of food protection Thanks for telling that story.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah

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[SPEAKER_00]: So I got to tell you I was going to be one more thing before we move on because there was also this multi media artist named Joseph Anthony who had an alternate reality game called on's hat and he said that he

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[SPEAKER_00]: worked as a consultant to create this legend and that it was a literary experiment.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And he was somebody that like weighed in on this literary experiment, but he didn't name who the responsible individuals are that created it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But he was like, I was basically, I was in the writers' room.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I love that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's all contribute.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's all contribute.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And also like how hard could I think like what's interesting about history or future telling is also like Everything that happens is like a version of something that's happened before.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I was just in Germany.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, heard a bit heard of heard of some of the things that they did.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like everything history repeats itself because we don't and so I think like to as my therapist says the best indicator of future behavior is past behavior and my God we've a lot of past behavior to draw upon to create a future at some point someone's going to be right about it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I just don't know who yep.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So I got to tell you, I was on my flight yesterday.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was at eight hour flight, and I was going to work on it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, this is going to be the best use production, I'll be super productive.

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[SPEAKER_01]: However, on the on the flight, I had to buy internet, which I was like, again, worth it, because I'll be working a couple of hours, and like that'll, it's great.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll work the whole time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was $35 for the flight pass.

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[SPEAKER_01]: After two hours, it just stopped working.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I tried to log back in and they're like, pay for another flight pass and I refused to do that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I reached out to their email and they were like, we'll get back to you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I couldn't check the email because I didn't have internet.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So I was gonna research this story on the plane.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So now I have to be in a fight with the internet people of Panasonic and to help you find a lot of travel sites.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to be kind.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's just I don't want to be taken for a jump.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, do we think I'm going to get the money back?

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[SPEAKER_01]: If not, I'm going to fight my credit card.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The good news is that it can just be like, I didn't get that services rendered in the internet and it didn't work.

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[SPEAKER_01]: OK, so I woke up this morning.

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[SPEAKER_01]: My jet leg little self, I went to bed at one, and I woke up at like three o'clock, and I researched this story at 5 a.m. and then went back to sleep.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I got this information from Backpack and BC and EMS.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm taking you back to August 11th, 2018, and I want to introduce you to the married couple of Spencer and Jessica Christianson.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And here's the thing about Spencer and Jessica.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're outdoorsy people.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They like to hike.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They like to climb.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They like to do all that stuff.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He's 31 or he's about to be 31 and she's 24 years old.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And every year, it's about to be Spencer's birthday, his birthday is the 12th, and every year they choose to say every about to be Spencer's birthday.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't mean to, but I might do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If I ought to be Spencer's birthday.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Every year, it's about to be Spencer's birthday.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know how that goes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Every year for Spencer's birthday, what they do is they pick a very fun adventure to celebrate his birthday, and the two of them go and do that adventure.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And for this one, be scuba diving.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not scuba diving, but it is spulunking.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It is caving.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Damn it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm sorry.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry to say so you know what's going on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: These ones got me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They feel like I'm not expecting that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, but yes, please.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know, I'm sorry.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Each year they pick up an adventure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so he had looked up that he wanted to go to Wyoming.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think they're from Idaho, but they went to Wyoming.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And they went to Darcy's Ice and Wind Caves.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So you go underground and there's like a bunch of ice formations and apparently like make your way through and come out the other side.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's located in the western slope of the T-T-T-T-T-E-T-O-N-S, Grand T-T-T-T-T.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Grand Teton, and the two have caved before.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So this is something that they're used to doing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're experienced climbers, they're experienced campers, and all of this feels doable.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So they start doing the research on this place, and like there's not a map available.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Spencer says he spends weeks pouring over like,

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[SPEAKER_01]: forums he goes to like outdoors place tries to get a map like there's no map but everything he says it's like okay it's pretty straightforward it's like two to three miles underground and you kind of just make your way through and you start at the beginning and end at the end and Bob's your uncle you've been to the Darcy's Ice and Wind Caves so he's like okay this is fine so

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[SPEAKER_01]: They've also seen YouTube videos of people repelling.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There's like some waterways you need to wade through to get through there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But again, there's not a ton of information.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So the two of them are parents to their one-year-old daughter.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so before they leave, they're like, hey, Jessica's mom.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Grandma, can you watch our kid?

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[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, yeah, of course, for your birthday anything, Spencer.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So she takes the one-year-old daughter and they tell her they're like, hey, if you don't hear back from us by midnight call for help.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Now, I'm just going to probably want to babysit for anyone that says that to me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I just want to put any record.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's not the babysitting instructions.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like numbers on the fridge.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Here's a 20 for pizzas, my vibe.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I definitely, I was a person.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Paul for help if I don't return would not be.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and they think as a parent too.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like I'm curious like if Colah if she went up to and she was like, Hey, Mom, I'm going.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If you don't hear from me by midnight, call for help.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like it would maybe activate something in you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Just a hunch.

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[SPEAKER_01]: so they get to the entrance of this cave, the outside is 80 degrees.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They walk into the ice cave, they say around midday and their expectations to be there three to four hours because they're going to link up through the wind cave and exit that way.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So they know from videos that you're supposed to link your rope on and repel down these frozen waterfalls, which I imagine, it's so beautiful, it's my assumption.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I bet it's stunning.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So both of them put their ropes through some like existing hooks and they they like repel down and they have their ropes with them And they have this moment where they're like, okay, like we're at the bottom the only way is out So they collect their rope from the entrance tie it up bring it with them and they're on their way through the caves They have to wade through some cold ass water and they're they're prepared for a day trip and so they start to go down through the caves and explore

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[SPEAKER_01]: There's like little crevices they need to get through to open up to new caves.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We know this like deal.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It does feel not as like scary.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why the ice caves to me in my mind feel bigger than what we see.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think you picture like light as well.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Don't you?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's almost like when you picture cave your mind goes to darkness.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then when you picture an ice cave you picture like a bright light blue.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Sparkle.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and they said they're like an area.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They were like when our light like our flashlights are torches like went to they saw like a bunch of glittery eyes So like it had to be beautiful They also say there was like a bunch of waterfalls.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There's like flowing water through it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So like

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[SPEAKER_01]: But again, this water's fucking cold because it was just ice.

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[SPEAKER_01]: As they're moving through this, they see Repel anchors and they see footprints.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So they're seeing evidence that this place has been Journey to through before and they're like great.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This is great.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just keep going and

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[SPEAKER_01]: in some of the information in the Reddit, I assume, or a lot of these forums, is they're like, it's pretty straightforward.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So, once they would get in there, though, they saw that it opened to different rooms, and they kind of look around and kind of go with their best guests, and something I guess what they would do, which is very interesting to me, if you light a flame in a lot of these places,

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[SPEAKER_01]: you can see where you're going because the draft from like from the opening and the closing you can see like where the wind is moving and so you tend to follow that I think that's how the wind caves work in the ice caves which is very interesting and so they're moving through the cave they're going through these tiny crevices all this stuff and what starts like a three or four hour journey turns into nine hours pretty quickly.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And they're confused at this point because they believe they should have reached the exit.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But they realized, at this point, like I said, they had pulled the rope from the beginning, so they can't even like, shimmy up the rope to go back and exit where they entered.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Which also is my question on, where do they park?

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[SPEAKER_00]: They keep following the first steps, if they are realizing they've been in their nine hours and they're like, wait.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember where we were going to get the car?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Who's going to get the car?

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[SPEAKER_01]: They realize too that they're like following footsteps and then suddenly there's no more footsteps to follow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so the two of them have been wandering this cave for hours and it's around 10 o'clock at night and they make their way to this waterfall room and it's beautiful.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They feel the mist.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There's like a bunch of it's cold water but like

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[SPEAKER_01]: Here they are, but they end at this waterfall and it's a 50 foot wide cavern and it's seemingly a dead end.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The rocks are covered in ice so it's like they can't even climb.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're like looking and seeing if they can wave through the water but the water gets too deep and they don't want to get super wet.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They light the lighter to see where the wind is drafting and the flame just stands perfectly still.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't move.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're absolutely exhausted, and so they're all huddled up for body warmth because they're just trying to keep warm at this point because they've been in the ice caves for hours and they have a couple of energy bars, so they eat two energy bars and they start calling out for people in the dark and they hear nothing back.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Spencer's like, okay, we need to keep warm somehow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So he lights a trash fire with all the stuff from his pack.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So he starts lighting it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He's hoping to just keep them warm.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The two of them start shivering, but they shiver enough and they end up going to sleep.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They wake up at 5 o'clock in the morning to go with some renewed strength to search again, but again, they feel more trapped.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They go back where they came from, they can't find an exit, they don't know where they're going, and at this point they're wet, and they're really genuinely worried about hypothermia.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Spencer lights another fire, and at this point there's a little bit more desperate.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't have trash, so what he does is he burns his pack.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So they have one pack between the two of them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They burn extra hats and gloves.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He burns cards from his wallet.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He burns his knee brace.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Anything to just like get some heat on them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She burns her hair in the hopes that it will keep them warm.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What they save is they save a rope.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They save their harnesses and they save one pack.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They realize if they're seeing their, they're, they're not going to find a way out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But you need to know, too, is in this room, there's a hole in the top, and they looked up and there's a rope from there, but they can't reach it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And so they're like, we can't even get up through this weird hole in the ceiling if we wanted to.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So they start backtracking, they start looking through things, they go back to rooms previously when they had tried climbing the waterfall, like a frozen waterfall earlier that day, Jessica fell like 20 feet, but Spencer caught her, so she wasn't injured, thank God.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Again, they can't find anything, they get desperate, and they're like, hey, maybe we need to look back at the rope, that was in the ceiling, maybe there's some way that we can reach it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So, they eat the last of their food for some strength.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Jessica stands on Spencer's shoulders, and she reaches for this rope, and she grabs it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Tyes a slip note slips her rope through it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, it's pretty crazy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She ends up getting her belay device on it and at this point Her hands are numb.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She can't feel her hands, but she's like let's climb and at this point Not at this point.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Obviously, they're very worried and also The image of their one-year-old daughter is in their head.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're like we cannot we have to survive for our kid.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

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[SPEAKER_01]: So slowly Jess connects her harness to this her belay device and she shimmies up the rope and climbs until she reaches the hole in the ceiling which is 30 feet up in this cave.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Spencer then follows the two of them make it up to this ledge and they move toward another chamber with a waterfall like this has to be the way out they see like water they're like okay there's got to be a hole there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah

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[SPEAKER_01]: They see where the water is coming from, and it is a tiny crack.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There is no way out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They've climbed all this way up, no way out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Ugh, they are freezing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Their clothes are wet, they're shivering.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hypothermia is setting in.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They return to the ledge and they're like, okay, we have to try to go down again.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We just have to keep fighting.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We have to keep searching.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They go to the ledge.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They repel back down and they hear something in the distance.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Silence.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They hear something else.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It almost sounds like their names.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They start shouting.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Jess actually has a safety whistle on her.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She blows it, Spencer shouting.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Suddenly they see lights, it's a miracle they are found.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Ugh.

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[SPEAKER_00]: the rescuers.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There are, I think, 20 of them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's taken them 15 hours to find them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're mother Jessica's mother called them that Sunday morning.

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[SPEAKER_01]: First thing when they when they weren't back that night.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She was like, you told me to call it midnight.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm calling the kids aren't here.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The kids are not all right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: the rescuers find them and Jessica and Spencer repel down to the rescuers and the rescuers are like, you were on the right route, but you're only halfway through.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They said that they think they hiked eight miles underground to try and find a way out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: a couple more hours of them not being found and they wouldn't have been dead because of the hypothermia.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They spent a total of 30 hours in the cave.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What's crazy is that they were on the right route and when like you waited there was like a four inch passageway or something that they could sneak through to get to the next cave and they just missed it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: a four inch or four feet inch, I don't know how that's possible, but that's what it said.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was like they're basically like had missed a crack and something to sneak through.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so, the rescuers, yeah, it was a funny and scary but she doesn't water in the rock.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It was just enough to breathe.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I see it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like you have to kind of wait with your mouth above.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think so.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that doesn't sound funny the way I've got it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, they didn't see them their previous search, and so they passed through and walked the rest of the way in a couple hours later, they are out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: As soon as Spencer gets out, he recalls feeling the sun on his face, and he's like, wait a minute.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's my birthday.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Suddenly, a Yeti jumps out, yells surprise, and he has a Costco cake with him.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Just kidding, no, obviously.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But the rescuers do sing to him.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The rescuers give them a little happy birthday.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, you know, you could just stay home next time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You could stay home and play with your kid.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They are treated for frostbite on their hands, but they're survived.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The caves where they went are mostly unmapped and maze-like.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And they're really challenging even for the most skilled explorers.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I say that in case anyone's listening to this and being like, you know what, that sounds fun.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd like to do that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm here to tell you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: it's really hard, rethink it, go with a GPS, go with a string, don't pull the rope back down, you know, just things like that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and that's a story of Spencer and Jessica who survived the Ice Cave in Wyoming, the Darcy's Ice Cave.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What a wild thing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a wild time, it's a wild time, man.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm hoping that by next week my bag will be returned and I'll have a fun update for you guys.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Also, I leave during the squint.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I leave in 12 days to go to Hawaii for my show.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I got it so excited for you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What a year you're having.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm having a, it's been a, it's a crazy, like I will say there's a part of me that I think my body is like carry girl slow in you have got to slow down I and here's the real sad truth of it is tonight.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Robin is playing at Atlantic Barclays and I want so badly to go.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I want so badly to go.

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[SPEAKER_01]: In fact, like part of me, I should go.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not feeling well, but I just love Robin so much.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I just want to go.

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[SPEAKER_01]: When is it?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Tonight at Atlantic Barclays is like an eight o'clock tonight.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that would be really fun.

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[SPEAKER_01]: want to be fun.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I've danced so much this last week, but I like I just love her so much and also I want some merch.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I want to rob in shirt.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So maybe what I'll do is like late at night, I'll go on a little walk and perhaps I'll see if there's someone some merch outside.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, if you want to come over for crap kicks, you can.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I want to, but I think I genuinely like the amount because of all the travel I know because I was supposed to work during at the airport on Tuesday while I was waiting for my flight and I plugged my computer in and my computer wouldn't work.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like it was just like it's been really silly.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I reached out and I was like it's not charging and it was because the port that I was plugged into like wasn't enough of voltage.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so I felt like my computer just stopped holding battery fortunately and now works.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But like I just was like I couldn't even like use my time well and work and make my which sucks.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But so I have a lot to make up for the next couple of days.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Here you are.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Here we are.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well it's good to see you, let's hang soon.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't wait.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll see you next week.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll see you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe this week.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What are you doing this weekend?

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[SPEAKER_00]: We're around.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's do it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I want to see you in the kids.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, let's do something fun.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe we're going to go to a porch concert on Saturday.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If you want to do that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I would love text many details.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm in tomorrow.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think we're doing s'mores in mafia with the rabbit.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'll come to that, too.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, here's another fun thing I have to tell you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Is I was getting back in these men that I've gone on casual dates with on hinge, just suddenly sort of reaching out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, wow, something's happening in the world.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're feeling something.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They know they're missing in your luggage.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're here to come for you and dry your tears.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, if they could give me a back rub, all right, come over.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, come on, come on, bye.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm kidding.

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[SPEAKER_01]: One of them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He asked me how he goes, I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Are you still single?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to get a drink sometime?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't replied.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Alright.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Bye.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I love you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Have you?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Bye, do you even?

