[SPEAKER_01]: And we're back with more bad whiskey advice you seem to like it and we have tons of it So without further ado here we go
[SPEAKER_00]: disclaimer on this one of course so you're going to hear us say a lot of stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's all sarcastic.
[SPEAKER_00]: should not be believed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right, we're not poking fun at any one person.
[SPEAKER_01]: Most of ourselves.
[SPEAKER_01]: We've heard some funny things along the way, and we've said some funny things along the way in our journey.
[SPEAKER_01]: And we just thought it'd be fun to just have a laugh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and many of these were source from the comments of the first video.
[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so without further ado, my first bad whiskey advice.
[SPEAKER_00]: OK, let's see what it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's say that you have a whiskey, and maybe it's a little bit young.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, all you got to do to flash age that whiskey is get you one of those charred wooden whiskey glasses Really?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's like a mini barrel and you just poured in there and then boom It's a huge yeah, I put it in the morning and then like later that day just yeah, he's whiskey
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because, you know, obviously it's going to produce the same result as aging in a perfect aging environment that was designed to buy God.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, you just leave it in there for eight, ten years.
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't need to do all that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just put it in a small glass that's got some birthwood and boot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and also last time you can kind of chart it however much you're too.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're liking it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You just get a torch and just hit that thing more.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because for sure, you know more than the, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: The maturation experts at the major distilleries.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's no reason.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know your palate.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know your palate.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Speaking of another thing that people don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know more here to let you know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is whenever you see limited on a bottle, by that thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's for sure that's going to be bet.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they're, I don't know if you guys know this, but at a distillerie, they have like their normal recouses.
[SPEAKER_01]: No one.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then they have a limited one.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's where the limited bottles are.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they don't put those on the shelf very often.
[SPEAKER_01]: It didn't matter what the price is on it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Buy it and enjoy it slowly because that limited bourbon in there will never be made again.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's limited.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's limited and it's not like
[SPEAKER_00]: like producers would use hyperbole to try to manipulate people into spinning money on... Wow, no, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, they're one of them honest and they're marketing.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, they would never say that something is limited, that's not really limited, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so don't worry about that.
[SPEAKER_00]: See it, limited, boom.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, this one might be my favorite, and it's because,
[SPEAKER_00]: of this man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_00]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's very simple.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're looking for whiskey knowledge, search for a beard.
[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_00]: Beard equals knowledgeable about whiskey knowledge.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, would you think about it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Most of the top whiskey YouTube channels.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot of beards.
[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of beards out there.
[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of beards.
[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, I feel like I have to apologize to the fellow YouTubers who don't have beards.
[SPEAKER_01]: or the record.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're just not the quiet there yet.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, for the record, this recommendation did come from viewers.
[SPEAKER_00]: And based on it, I would say that if you are one of the top YouTubers and you don't have a beard, you might need to rethink your life choices.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, all joking aside, if you want to be a whiskey head and you want to start your journey, the first step in the journey is to throw away your razor.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, just get rid of that.
[SPEAKER_01]: You won't need that anymore.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, they're for women.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know, give it to your wife, say, hey, use this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't need it anymore.
[SPEAKER_01]: I am a whiskey guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and it's a one-of-fact that bourbon helps you grow facial hair.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and and also when you sip it, it gets stuck here and then you can just taste it later.
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's kind of, it's a little more aged.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a bit harder for a while.
[SPEAKER_00]: Eleven, lesser-known fact, it will help you to grow a beard.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it also influenced my back hair.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm like, I'm this close to becoming a real whiskey guy here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he's got hair everywhere.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that might be an indication to drink too much because, you know, too much effective health growth ingredient.
[SPEAKER_00]: But the next thing you know, you've got a hairy back, your wife's got to shave you down.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, more, more, more bad whiskey advice here.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've got, uh, I've got 140, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know you've probably seen bourbon from other states before than Kentucky, but number one, you can only make bourbon in Kentucky.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, bourbon county Kentucky, let's call that.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why it's called that.
[SPEAKER_01]: So that's where all the bourbon's made.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it is not at all the case that bourbon county doesn't encompass any of the major distilleries anymore.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's not a trick.
[SPEAKER_01]: They've got a special license agreement.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how to pronounce it from Kentucky.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you see whiskey or bourbon from another state like say Nevada or Texas or I don't know who else would try to attempt that Indiana NGP Don't that's not real burn just skip it.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not real not real because you can't you can't do it
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, just think about it, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Because let's say that you're a distillery and far northern Kentucky.
[SPEAKER_00]: OK. OK. Like new riff, new riff, new riff.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: OK.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you're new riff, and you're in Kentucky.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to make great bourbon because you're in Kentucky.
[SPEAKER_00]: Barely bourbon, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's close to that.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's close to the river.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, if you just get on the other side of that river, where NGP is, okay, garbage.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because that's because the bourbon knows geography.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's all about the limestone water or whatever, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it didn't even know they have access to the same water, you know, because it's on the other side of the river in the bourbon nose, obviously garbage.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So just we're trying to help you avoid all that wasting your money.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, another thing that's really good burn and advice is let's say there's some new faint pants like limited edition series comes out something like orphan barrel or something like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: you absolutely want to collect all of those, okay?
[SPEAKER_00]: You do not want to pass up on collecting any of the bottle series, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because it's not like if you skip one and you can't find it because it's not available that it's going to cost you hundreds if not thousands of dollars to fill in the gaps on the side right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like
[SPEAKER_01]: don't even worry about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's be honest if I if I if I walk into if you might be over for a poor and I walk in I see your collection and you have every weller up there except for the single barrel I'm I'm turning around and leaving.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why would you drink with somebody like that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah what they don't they obviously don't know what they're doing they they're so new in the jury they don't even have the full series yet and yeah that's not that's not for me I'm not interested in that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, nice hat.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, thanks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nice landed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nice rock splash.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nice travel case.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nice blend topper.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nice candle.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nice bottle bag.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a nice tumbler.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nice woman's t-shirt.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, thanks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nice extra schmedium shirt.
[SPEAKER_01]: Get yourself some nice things, and get all the compliments that come along with it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Shop bourbonwilltalk.com
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's say that you're watching Whiskey Reviews or whatnot, and they're saying they really love a Whiskey, and you have tried that Whiskey, and you don't like it, don't assume that your palette's different.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, that you need to change.
[SPEAKER_00]: You need to change, okay?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not okay for you to disagree with Whiskey experts like Wes and I. I mean, we have spent
[SPEAKER_00]: Years and years working on our degrees from major universities developing our palate in Kentucky in Kentucky with I mean We have tons of designations things that make us experts You cannot trust your own palate.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, okay?
[SPEAKER_01]: Not you not you.
[SPEAKER_01]: You watching.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean you need to trust if It others by now if you've been watching this channel your favorite bourbon should be non-creek and GTS if they're not
[SPEAKER_01]: You need to you need to keep working at it like it takes time you've got to keep drinking it keep trying it keep building up your taste buds to where finally one day you're like I'm here.
[SPEAKER_00]: I see that might be true.
[SPEAKER_00]: This you know I don't drink your cheese bag.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you might need to work on this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Get a work on your pal at a little bit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: What else?
[SPEAKER_00]: What else do they need to know?
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, let's see, um, there's a lot of whiskey groups out there, time's tons so
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a couple of things you want to work look for.
[SPEAKER_01]: The German if it's a real quality whiskey group or not.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Number one on the top of that list is you want to go in there and you want to post a crotch shot.
[SPEAKER_01]: And if you get rejected or turned away or kicked out of the group, don't worry about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not a little bit.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a good group.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: You want to combine the real guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now first off, for those of you who don't know, crotch shot means
[SPEAKER_00]: that you, one, you've just acquired the bottle.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you haven't made it home yet.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's find it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Grab anything, grab that, grab that sazzer.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we just got this bottle.
[SPEAKER_00]: We just got this bottle.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: We walk out to our car.
[SPEAKER_00]: It is unopened.
[SPEAKER_00]: We are at our car.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: You have to get into the driver's seat with the bottle of whiskey, because having a bottle of whiskey in your hand while you're behind the driver's seat, never a bad idea.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: You have to reverse grip the bottle like this.
[SPEAKER_00]: You want to leave the tip hanging out.
[SPEAKER_00]: Notice I said tip.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just hit it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you want to hold it up against your body in this lower region here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's very important that you have a nice watch on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: And here.
[SPEAKER_01]: But to me on what kind of car you have, if you don't have a luxury vehicle, leave the steering wheel out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you have a Mercedes or something like that, you have to move your hand up or down, okay?
[SPEAKER_00]: So that you can see both the watch and also the emblem that is basically kind of car you drive, okay?
[SPEAKER_00]: And it needs to be very fabric in its nature, okay?
[SPEAKER_00]: And just understand, it is not possible.
[SPEAKER_00]: to have fun inside of a whiskey community without crops.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, yeah, that's your first sign.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you could kick that, you're going to say that group's no fun anyways.
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's not a place that you need to be spanked your time because if you can't pace post foul examples of the wealth that you have to flex on other people, what is even the point?
[SPEAKER_01]: What's the point of collecting whiskey then?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a it's a flex the same thing with trolling that which really ticks me off Okay, if you go in there and you're trolling newbies and you're calling them all kinds of names And you're telling them basically they need to go drive their car off a cliff because they don't own Ublantons.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's free speech people.
[SPEAKER_00]: You allowed to protect it by the Constitution of the United States of America 100% you're allowed to do that And if there's a group of such can't do that
[SPEAKER_01]: Get out of there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Get out of that freaking Nazi group.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because this is America.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the Constitution absolutely protects free speech inside of private groups that are privately owned.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the Constitution does not only apply to governmental censorship.
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_00]: So like for instance, I should be overcoming your house and say anything that I want at any time, because it's free speech.
[SPEAKER_00]: Free speech.
[SPEAKER_00]: Does it matter that it's your house?
[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, not at all.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the same thing applies to whiskey groups.
[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can say anything you want anywhere you want all the time is projected to free speech and you don't sound like an idiot at all whenever you cite the Constitution at all.
[SPEAKER_00]: So don't worry about that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, along those lines, there's another very important point to how you behave inside whiskey groups.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: So what we just did a second ago, where we got that sasswreck bottle down, which is very sasswreck 18 is very hard to get as part of Buffalo Tracing.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like four million dollars.
[SPEAKER_00]: Massive faux pas because it was open.
[SPEAKER_00]: okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: If good whiskey advice, don't open your valuable bottles.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Any time you display a nice bottle whiskey, it should be fully sealed.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you just need to post pictures of your fully sealed bottles.
[SPEAKER_00]: because you want to let everyone know that you get the valuable stuff that they wish they could get to drink and that you're so good that you don't even need that you don't even yeah so I mean in your collection you should let's say you've got a couple of our models right the only bottles that should be opened is
[SPEAKER_01]: Evan Williams, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jack Daniels, just good old number seven.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_01]: And not a great nine year.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not a great nine year.
[SPEAKER_01]: And when people want to come over and try whiskey, that's all you, that's all you have open, sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can let them look at those.
[SPEAKER_01]: Look, let them look and let them take a picture, mate.
[SPEAKER_01]: Take a picture.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't let us take it out in case they don't hurt you, but like so I have a look at it Take a picture with your collection, but then give them that even Williams to say this is what this is what you get This is what we got this in for sharing.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is my sharing whiskey.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I need to have sharing whiskey And then there's to be less than $20 for a bottle and everything else is just for you to look at.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's looking whiskey They're sharing whiskey and there's looking whiskey.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so keep that in mind.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that was fun
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope you got some good advice out of that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to be prepared now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because we're just good enough about.
[SPEAKER_00]: But we're doing it tough fun because fun is part of our mission.
[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_00]: We like to use Whiskey's conduit to bring people together so that they can make connections and form community.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that became a mission of mine when I lost my younger brother Sean to suicide.
[SPEAKER_00]: and he was missing some of those connections.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I wanted to find a way to make a difference in other people's life, so they didn't feel the way that he felt when he made that decision.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I saw how whiskey was a conduit to make that happen.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so we created this channel.
[SPEAKER_00]: But we realized if we want community in connection, there has to be a way for you all to talk to each other.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so we learned though, going through that process of trying to find forms where people could connect that.
[SPEAKER_00]: If somebody can be hateful to a stranger online, there's nothing that keeps us from being loving to a stranger online.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's why we end every episode the same way, and that's this.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you woke up this morning and you're unsure whether or not anyone loved you, just know that we love you.
[SPEAKER_00]: And we'll see you next time, a burger and a little talk.
[SPEAKER_00]: Cheers!