[SPEAKER_01]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and you are listening to PsychoBabble.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This week we discuss the potato salad drama at my Korean barbecue, whether or not we'd be a liquor of a wicker, a dicker.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Ravenstunt on Drag Race Down Under, plus who is making it into our top eight for the return of my space.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I do have a three, four, a five, six, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, eight, five, seven, eight, you know about seven, seven?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, seven.
[SPEAKER_01]: When she was feeling the seven, and we've discussed this before, we're talking about friends, was she feeling, what was the person touching?
[SPEAKER_01]: What's the seven?
[SPEAKER_00]: I think seven was Vijay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, there are many parts of the Vijay J is are these numbers where are some of these numbers?
[SPEAKER_01]: Do we know anything about the the the the map of the friends eroginess Jones?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to Google official monocogeller seven segments Mapping map body
[SPEAKER_01]: OK, I'm going to guess, well, you tell me, first of all, are any of them outside of, um, what did you find anything?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah, of course, Reddit's got everything.
[SPEAKER_00]: Eight years ago, eight years ago.
[SPEAKER_00]: Someone asked, could anyone care to share Monica's diagram explaining the seven orogenous zones?
[SPEAKER_00]: Someone said, this is how I always interpreted it.
[SPEAKER_00]: One lips, two breasts, three neck, four ears, five
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing armpit, nothing foot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do women like the pit?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I could argue, feet might be on there.
[SPEAKER_01]: But, well, it's not like, what's in my butt?
[SPEAKER_01]: Prostate.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Girl, how long do you have?
[SPEAKER_01]: The prostate, you know, is there some type of prostate in the armpit that everyone has, I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just kind of a tickly spot, maybe.
[SPEAKER_01]: You got lymph nodes there.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: OK, so given the map that you've found on Reddit, will you tell me then in order of what she is saying is the ideal journey to go down?
[SPEAKER_01]: I would like to just imagine what she's trying to tell me to imagine.
[SPEAKER_01]: So she's saying I won a one, two, a three, you know.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like we're saying what?
[SPEAKER_01]: Chuck, a kiss on the lip, a kiss on the butt, what the hood, the what?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, I just remember that it was, I felt like there was a repetition of four, five, six, four, five, six, which, which would be one year's stomach thighs, year's stomach thighs.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like, your stomach thigh, year's stomach thigh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, like, maybe your mouth is on their ear and your hand is on their thigh.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if our people are ladies, ladies, clap if you're a dystomic play.
[SPEAKER_01]: Clap what?
[SPEAKER_01]: I heard that you did you know you can clap, you know how you can make it clap, you know about making it clap.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_01]: But well, it hadn't really occurred to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can make boobs clap.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah, well, I haven't been trying.
[SPEAKER_01]: I hadn't been around many, uh, I hadn't quite yet lived for that applause.
[SPEAKER_01]: I hadn't experienced what that could be or what, you know, women aren't clapping their boobs around me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you should get in line.
[SPEAKER_00]: Massive mommy milkers.
[SPEAKER_00]: They can clap.
[SPEAKER_01]: The large pendulous breasts wing, but do they clap?
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: They do.
[SPEAKER_00]: They can clap together.
[SPEAKER_00]: They can clap up against the body.
[SPEAKER_00]: They can clap up against a face.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: They be clapping.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Can they do the wave?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure they could.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't I don't know at what part it becomes painful a four or five six or five six would you suck a wicker dick?
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, because I was never a big, I was never big on popsicle sticks.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want a lot of wicker in the mouth.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not a beaver.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not a woodpecker.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you're not chewing on a toothpick.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh hell no.
[SPEAKER_01]: It gets out of people love to have a toothpick in their mouth, but when it comes to a wicker dick, you say,
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: I used to get the shivers when I would watch others two popsicle sticks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you familiar with the shivers?
[SPEAKER_01]: I am.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the last.
[SPEAKER_00]: I said that recently, and somebody didn't know what it was.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, is that a Michigan thing?
[SPEAKER_01]: I get the shivers above the peak.
[SPEAKER_00]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I get the shivers for like velvet.
[SPEAKER_00]: I ain't trying to touch fucking velvet.
[SPEAKER_00]: That is not a good feeling for me.
[SPEAKER_00]: A four or five set.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did hear that I will pass.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know when I heard it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where I heard it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I know I've said it on the pot before, but I heard somebody said that it maybe it was somebody a long time ago and it stuck in my brain that
[SPEAKER_01]: is something in the vagina feels like velvet or clitoris feels like velvet I've heard or quarter Roy or yeah maybe that's what I was okay well anyway back to the wicker dicker okay yeah about about some a man have we discussed this the man made I saw a trisodiate first exclusive trailer the other day when I was scrolling somewhere and I went right past it
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: He said not for you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anything to do with John Wick is John Wicker the sixth John Wick in the John Wick Marvel universe.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like too fast to furious wicker is John Wick six.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wicker?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a hard PR.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, wicker.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe they're trying to, I think they're trying to just capitalize on Wicked.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wicked.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because the play button for the YouTube video of the trailer covers up the bottom half of the R. And so to the untrained eye, it looks like it's just says Wicked because it's a curved top of the R capital R.
[SPEAKER_00]: Olivia Coleman as the Fisherwoman, Alexander Skarsguard as the Wicker Husband, Peter Dinklage as the Vasquez weaver.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so this is Pinocchio or what?
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you want Plot Baby Pass?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Romantic fantasy comedy, basic comedy, based on a book, short story.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I guess are you seated and seated?
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you seeing this flick?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not seeing, I don't think unless they pay us to go see it.
[SPEAKER_01]: So if you're out there, I am eager and willing to be your number one stand.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll run wicker updates.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you got the budget, I got the time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, damn, because Peter Dinklage is on my celebrities I've seen since moving to New York list and you're telling me I missed the chance to ask him about Wicker the film.
[SPEAKER_01]: girl, I'm just waiting for a wicker the musical.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's get that going.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that existed.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was Michael Jackson is the scarecrow in the way.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you know what, I loved the whiz.
[SPEAKER_01]: We don't have to go back to that, but I, I would love more of the whiz.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm ready for the whiz revival.
[SPEAKER_00]: Perfect.
[SPEAKER_00]: Love that for you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, we need to discuss how a last week's episode of the podcast, it was immediately, um, thrown out what, what's the, the, the baby in the mail, stale, stale, stale immediately because we were saying, oh, uh, uh, we have such high hopes for, uh, uh,
[SPEAKER_01]: Selina Jason on Big Brother.
[SPEAKER_01]: We have such high hopes for Ravens.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was really I was really loving the possibility of Raven competing on Australia Nicole Page Brooks Assants the Renaissance is here Everything everything's over well, maybe if it was still last week is done died and dead this week
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm over it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was so pissed watching the latest episode.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know if it's the latest episode anymore.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not, but when they revealed, when they revealed Raven was not competing, I was so annoyed.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, you, you really, you lied to me not one, you lied to me not twice.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they, one of my,
[SPEAKER_01]: What am I left with?
[SPEAKER_01]: Just this bad taste in my mouth of a lesser cast than I always had, than I, than I, I was trying to be like, damn, this is really kind of like a gag, and they really kind of followed through and let it happen.
[SPEAKER_00]: But you, you know what they say.
[SPEAKER_00]: For me once, yeah, shame on you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, fool me twice, shame on me.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think when it comes to Raven, we're all in the me zone now, I think we've been in the me zone, the shame on me.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't believe this for a second.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think my biggest complaint is that Michelle called her on her cell phone as she was walking off stage as part of this kid.
[SPEAKER_00]: What was the phone call?
[SPEAKER_01]: What was the phone call?
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe she was leaving a voice about she called her bag.
[SPEAKER_01]: it was so annoying.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was so it was a waste of my time.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was, um, so, so what you had her come do one challenge just for shits and giggles.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is, this is, this is a big deal to the rest of the cast.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not, is this a game to you?
[SPEAKER_01]: This is a joke to you.
[SPEAKER_01]: It felt stupid in annoying.
[SPEAKER_01]: And, um,
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was over it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was I was annoyed.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had one of my quarry cool moments of I'm not watching this again.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not I am not tuning in next week.
[SPEAKER_01]: I will be tuning in.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I had the moment of thinking I get why quarry says I'm done.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's rare when I'm done with a with a reality show like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I really am considering it with project one runway.
[SPEAKER_00]: I brought it up last week.
[SPEAKER_01]: it's still bad okay okay and and the big brotherification it's done it's full-time magna now all the in the in the latest episode and it's not really it's not the latest anymore but in the previously on big brother they showed commu saying they cut out the nasty of the best in the previous
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so you see a little bit of the back.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so you agree with microaggressions.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so then they show just besty.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so the mega alliance is alive and well and Lord pray for that one nerdy girl who cries every week if she gets nominated every week.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's her name?
[SPEAKER_01]: Mallory.
[SPEAKER_01]: Christ.
[SPEAKER_00]: I will say I was a little shocked that when Haley won the HOH, the edited episode to make her a villain right off the bat, they were like, let us pull up all the receipts of her talking shit about everybody before she plays victim.
[SPEAKER_01]: if there's anything I'm really trying to internalize from all this is that if you go on big brother it's like don't talk shit like there's not a single moment where it doesn't backfire on you if you talk shit about anybody so it's kind of like you just have to be you just have to have
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't give anybody any ammo.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did I, did I tell you, I don't know if I've told you, I signed up to play two different survivor games here in New York with all complete strangers coming up in a few weeks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so it's happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess I can go in, I could go in and talk shit about everybody.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I can go and try to make friends it's kind of crazy because that they're both kind of like a pretty close to each other too So I guess I can learn from any mistakes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I make the first time around and really have a chance to course correct This is going to anybody else is going to be doubling up like you are
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I don't know, but I have noticed here in New York that people, they're like every little bro, every little neighborhood has their own like, uh, Brooklyn survivor, Bushwick survivor, uh, Manhattan survivor, whatever you want to call it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so I'm like, okay, I guess I'll just start collecting them like, who's that, who's that man with the rings?
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: Work.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm very excited.
[SPEAKER_00]: Very little nervous, but we'll see.
[SPEAKER_01]: The only other thing I had to say about Big Brother was it just is kind of like the the the rewards of it all.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like damn.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is this is so happening.
[SPEAKER_01]: How everyone would just assume it's going to happen for the survivor people.
[SPEAKER_01]: They were like for the for their icons.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just
[SPEAKER_00]: I just think the big mistake is like the way they have us voting all week and it's like revealed after somebody gets eliminated.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like there's no doubt in my mind if D was first this week that Jason was not number two and like what is his votes are just what all of us are just wasted our vote.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like he should get to give his votes to whoever he wants.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like
[SPEAKER_00]: Why are we voting and then why are we voting for somebody who's potentially going to be eliminated like it should be being vote the voting period should be at the top of the week It should be revealed before an eviction or something like the way they have it set up right now like we vote up until Thursday and then that someone gets eliminated like It's just So many problems So many problems.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, yeah, I mean as much as I'll continue to hate, I'll continue to watch, and what's new about that pussycat.
[SPEAKER_00]: Not a whole lot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, so you would not believe what happened to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I went, I went.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tell me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I told you the sea of the day.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was the day of one of the Pokemon Go, like, 10 year anniversary events, whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was, I was in Santa Monica and we were like, you know what, let's get some Korean barbecue.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yum.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: You love it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can sit down.
[SPEAKER_01]: They give you the meat.
[SPEAKER_01]: You cook it yourself.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I follow for Bill here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, well, first of all, maybe I was spoiled once because I went to one of those and it kind of had like a little buffet situation too And so now every time I go to one of these I'm thinking and where's the buffet, but there's never a buffet I guess it's it was just I was spoiled at one point.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe you can Google boat buffet's in my area
[SPEAKER_01]: And I have to and I need to and I should.
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw, um, well, okay, so this one though, no buffet, which is fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be okay, but you go in and you know how a lot of these Korean barbecue places will have like some things that they're that are already on the table like, um, a little, uh, maybe a little side salad with a little nice dressing.
[SPEAKER_00]: or like a little seaweed mixture of something or I don't know what the hell that is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like they bring it to you or it's just waiting.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, already at the table, you know, with your plates and your silverware and your water, maybe they bring it to you once you sit down.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just like the go-to's that, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: The soy sauce and this, that, the other.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and perhaps, you know, like a wasabi moment, whatever it would be there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway,
[SPEAKER_01]: I have noticed that a couple of these Korean barbecue places, they'll bring like a nice little potato salad.
[SPEAKER_00]: Classic audience, clap if you like a potato salad.
[SPEAKER_01]: Those are my crusts.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so I'm like, okay, yum, yum, yum, yum.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna have to pace myself because
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, first of all, I sit down and I open Pokemon Go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and there's two golden lures.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_01]: And there's a potato salad on the way.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a potato salad, not even on the way.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's already at the table.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's like a little side, little tray size.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe the side.
[SPEAKER_01]: A good term on.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, a very small little dollop of potato salad.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm reading this as maybe it's like a palate cleanser.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, so I'm like, okay, I'm gonna have to maybe pace myself with this.
[SPEAKER_00]: You ain't somebody else's left over potato salad.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, but I would.
[SPEAKER_01]: I absolutely would.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have no problem doing that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Every time somebody leaves their leftovers at a table, I give it a glance, I'm thinking, We don't squander.
[SPEAKER_01]: We don't squander.
[SPEAKER_01]: In this economy, we do not squander.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so I...
[SPEAKER_01]: I were waiting for our, our, our raw meat to arrive.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm, I'm like, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, the raw meat's going to get here.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I still got to cook it.
[SPEAKER_01]: So let me dig into those potato salad.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I eat it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm thinking, you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just gonna, it is in all you can eat, Korean barbecue.
[SPEAKER_01]: I interpreted that as buffet, call me an idiot.
[SPEAKER_01]: So that's why I was like, oh, there's gotta be a buffet, there's no buffet.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's all you can keep ordering more raw meats to the table or like the little tray of corn, not corn on the Bob, corn cheese, corn cheese, or whatever, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_00]: Cheese, corn.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to be sure okay anyway, so I'm seeing like all the sides you can order you can order two meets at a time two sides at a time and then you can get that you eat it You can order more.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't see potato salad on the little side list which is fine Certainly, I can just ask for more so he comes back.
[SPEAKER_01]: I say can I just get a little bit more potato salad and he goes short
[SPEAKER_01]: He goes back and he comes back and goes, we're actually running low on potato salad.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm thinking, so you're not out.
[SPEAKER_01]: running low running so you're rationing now you're you're you're you're thinking okay well there might be people to when the hand one in the bush one in the bush to one in the hand to in the bush while you got to save that potato salad abouj bouj for the next customer also also the customer that's here and is is all the is one
[SPEAKER_01]: When you say you're running low, what I hear is you are prioritizing some imaginary future possibility instead of the real life tangible human who's asking you for help right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's here.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: So what happened?
[SPEAKER_01]: And so I say, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: And there's a large table next to us.
[SPEAKER_01]: They finished their meal.
[SPEAKER_01]: They leave.
[SPEAKER_00]: They had touched their potato salad.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if they touched it.
[SPEAKER_01]: They probably did.
[SPEAKER_01]: They were having a wonderful time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Their table gets cleared.
[SPEAKER_01]: All of everything gets wiped down.
[SPEAKER_01]: They bring out a new set of plates, silverware, and soy sauce, and a side potato salad for the empty table.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hi, I have so many questions.
[SPEAKER_00]: Should they put in a little, I guess, should it be sitting out?
[SPEAKER_01]: Should it be sitting out?
[SPEAKER_00]: Should it put in a salad, be sitting out?
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was chill.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I was an AC was blowing, the AC was blowing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so I'm sitting there.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm watching them set the table.
[SPEAKER_01]: I see that the new potato salad gets sitting out for no one for nobody.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nobody sits down at the table.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not like it was immediately turned over for the next customer because there's no next customer.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just, it's a possibility for somebody.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who goes stop me?
[SPEAKER_01]: Who's gonna check me boo?
[SPEAKER_01]: Who's gonna tell me no?
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You should have class.
[SPEAKER_00]: You should have because like, why is it just sitting out?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, but I'm screaming.
[SPEAKER_00]: How creamy was this potato salad?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are we talking to a cream amount, a normal cream?
[SPEAKER_00]: Are we talking like my your deli area, yes, potato salad behind the cold, the deli counter, a little relish crunch, red skin.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, perhaps I didn't quite give it a gander.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: How was it?
[SPEAKER_01]: It was more yellow white, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, follow.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe Mayo and mustard were were were prominent pictures shirts.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I was I just felt so disrespected.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like Sam.
[SPEAKER_01]: grow up.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, plan better.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, you know this situation.
[SPEAKER_01]: How much potato salad you need.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just felt lied to.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't tell me you're running low.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't tell, just say, sorry, we have, we have, we have,
[SPEAKER_00]: This, this tale, I've heard it all before.
[SPEAKER_00]: This tale reminiscent of the time we were at the Cheesecake Factory in Hawaii and you slammed your fists on the table when they told when they told you when they told you they were out of like a wrap It was a I don't think this happened.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is a story in your book
[SPEAKER_01]: No, that was it.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is a chapter in binge.
[SPEAKER_01]: Here I see.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've got it right here.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've seen that book books these days.
[SPEAKER_01]: But a YouTuber came out with a book these days.
[SPEAKER_01]: People would be like, oh, it's just probably just they eye.
[SPEAKER_01]: Back then, everyone was like, oh, you have a ghost writer.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is ghost writer, so somebody's still writing it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it was still human.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, no go straighter over here, but nowadays, if every YouTuber reporting out books, people would be like, oh, it's just a I.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, that and that's the world we live in.
[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to it and I don't love it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't love it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't really books for human thoughts.
[SPEAKER_00]: Paul love it.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, reader, would you lean over and take your current Korean barbecue potato salad?
[SPEAKER_00]: Cut that for this little code of waiter, clap your tits.
[SPEAKER_01]: Clap your tits if you disobey the waiter.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, in high school at some point, I don't know, 10th or 11th grade.
[SPEAKER_00]: We had to write letters to businesses that could either be positive or negative.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I wrote a letter to my local outback sick house because we went there and we were waiting for our table in our buzzer, like you know how they give you a handheld buzzer.
[SPEAKER_00]: It didn't go off, but we were sitting there in the sassy gay host came over and said, here tables ready.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I said, oh, really?
[SPEAKER_00]: This didn't buzz.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he said, maybe put it in your ass.
[SPEAKER_01]: How old were you?
[SPEAKER_00]: This is a 16, 17.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's time to sue.
[SPEAKER_00]: I wrote a letter from to that outback.
[SPEAKER_00]: Stakehouse and Jackson Michigan never heard back.
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't know if that he wouldn't got fired.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: I felt like it was like gay, recognizing gay, even though I wasn't out of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Even though I wasn't out at the time, he clocks my tea.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, was your tea clockable?
[SPEAKER_01]: He clocked my tea mama.
[SPEAKER_00]: How tight were your jeans?
[SPEAKER_00]: Could he tell was he feeling it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, at that point, I was still wearing a Janko jeans from Pac-Sund.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it rings a bell, honey.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I was stressed, and I find his billabong from head to toe.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I can see it.
[SPEAKER_00]: He clocked my tea mama.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, so that's the only time I ever disobeyed a waiter.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I didn't even disobey the waiter.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just sat there and scoffed.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just, well, sat the student my own anger.
[SPEAKER_00]: I had a whole task-talking point on my list that said, Wisconsin Woman Band from 41 Olive Gardens.
[SPEAKER_00]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_00]: Guess what?
[SPEAKER_01]: Fake.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, all that talk of AI moments ago had me googling while you were talking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Turns out fake, damn, I was really wanting to know, you know, was she, was she fighting a good fight?
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, the article that I saw, it had to something about refusing to leave and demanding more free unlimited soup salad and breadsticks, which is very plausible to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what's not, you know what's not fake news.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you hear about the pigeon lady from home alone, too?
[SPEAKER_01]: RIP.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: She said, she said, I did the candy mues.
[SPEAKER_00]: She said, I just needed to bring it up so that we could put her on the cycle ghosty of the year nominees.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I do, I do find her to be, but in Icon, she is a queer legend, she's a queer icon for me, but I did when I saw it, I knew you know what I thought, very good Halloween costume for me this year as a native New Yorker.
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, if you're going to be a native New Yorker, you should just be the lips.
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I think on wires, you could have pigeons flying all the way.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would just get a bunch of like little pigeons and like glue them all over my coat.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I did when Sally sells seashells by the sea shower.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: But you could get one of those spinny hats that like, you know, uh, the hat with the spinner on top.
[SPEAKER_01]: But then on the end of the spinner, you could have wires of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And
[SPEAKER_01]: like pigeons.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you could spin that and they're like flying around you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Damn.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of like a loony tune that gets punched.
[SPEAKER_00]: You really thought I would have to like put the wire through by knit cap.
[SPEAKER_00]: I believe she wore quite a knit cap quite a bit.
[SPEAKER_00]: A knit cap quite a bit and I'll be carrying.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can throw seeds at people.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I could show them my turtle dove Christmas ornament that I have nowhere to hang.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure, yes, she did have that and she was dirty.
[SPEAKER_00]: You could get some dirt.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I thought I thought what an easy cost of all I really have to do is like glue some birds to a picot Okay, yeah, I mean she's a little bit um she's kind of there's an era cup of do song called Baglady
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think of her when I listen to that song.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I think it's about like a woman that carries around a lot of bags.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I've always kind of imagined like a New York central park figure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, me, she kind of gives that vibe.
[SPEAKER_00]: Me come come 1031, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you're ready.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're all ready ready.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, last thing I had on my list, did you hear what the straight men are up to?
[SPEAKER_00]: Girl, what?
[SPEAKER_00]: These two guys opening a gym for guys only so that they won't cheat on their wives because they can't be trusted at a traditional gym where everyone's allowed to be.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fellas, you going to the bro's only gym?
[SPEAKER_01]: I think my gym is kind of already a bro's only gym just like because like it's like gay brohood.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like you know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so these are only straight people wanting to hang out with only straight men.
[SPEAKER_01]: Damn, um, well, it was, it was a magma man.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean you have no self control where you can't stop yourself from cheating from, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he cheated on his wife.
[SPEAKER_00]: So now he has to open a gym for men only because he cheated on his wife with a woman from the gym.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess whatever listeners can strip and be saved.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I think we've, not all some, but not a lot.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have a little something to share.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did see that they are now selling human refrigerators, which I think I am, if there's anybody that would want one for your corpse, no, you can sit in it to cool down.
[SPEAKER_01]: These are the end of times.
[SPEAKER_01]: Extreme heat is upon us and aren't you just a little warm?
[SPEAKER_00]: That can't be good for the electrical grid.
[SPEAKER_00]: Refirtrators are a big electricity user.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, they're now selling in Japan.
[SPEAKER_01]: A human refrigerator, you can go in it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You sit in it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's got a little seat that you can perch on.
[SPEAKER_01]: The front of it is clear so you can see through it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's, you know, it's like how low do it'll go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Can you get it to the flow?
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, bring it to love.
[SPEAKER_00]: The problem with that is seems nice, but how cold is it?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want my feet to be too cold in there.
[SPEAKER_00]: It, the air is, I don't want to wear, but I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't want to wear socks in my refrigerator.
[SPEAKER_01]: I, I, the picture has a woman fully clothed.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want, I like a sauna where you get down to a towel.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, you, she's in her clothes.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's got a zip-up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, this is weird actually as like a fleece but short sleeve fleece zip up quarter.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, what is it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, whoa.
[SPEAKER_00]: So for some reason this whole time I was picturing like a mini fridge like what you have in your college dorm.
[SPEAKER_00]: This looks like an actual you know when those rich people have the the refrigerators that you can just see in and then there's like this is what I'm talking about.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is what it is.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you sit in it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's five degrees you sit for 10 to come.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, you sit in it for 10 minutes.
[SPEAKER_01]: It'll completely cool you down in after 20 minutes.
[SPEAKER_01]: It automatically shuts off to prevent over cooling.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do we call that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Just freezing the human.
[SPEAKER_00]: How long until someone gets locked in one on accident?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, but this is not new technology to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: When I worked at McDonald's, when I worked at McDonald's, I was hanging out in the meat freezer.
[SPEAKER_01]: You couldn't put me out of there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, food service girlies.
[SPEAKER_00]: Clap if you used to hang out in the walk in.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that was somebody in there.
[UNKNOWN]: Please.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, if I wasn't in the, if I wasn't snacking in the walkin.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, snacking in the walk.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you know, I used to just snack on the chicken salad in the walkin.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we had a bucket of pickles and I thought, if I'm in the walkin, I might as well have some of the pickles.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well in the walk and they have the the the fridge and then you can do one door further into the freezer.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well well well at our meat market we had we had separate.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did not like going in the freezer one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I would like to go in this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do feel like if I felt locked in there, I could punch through the glass, maybe, uh, it's giving, it will turn off in 20 minutes.
[SPEAKER_01]: If it's, if it, if it, if it just in case.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's, it's chill.
[SPEAKER_01]: Literally.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's giving like when you see in a movie in your car goes into the river and then you have to like use your belt to try to break the glass.
[SPEAKER_00]: You could get out of it eventually.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll be giving up, but whatever, it's only $9,000, $9,161, and it requires no installation, and it even has wheels.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dang, I guess I should get one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have $10,000 to spare?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, but if 10,000 listeners could Venmo me $1,000, I really could use it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I get overheated so quickly.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a sweater.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a heater.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_00]: This has been my first summer back having a real summer.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I'm not used to it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Ivy, sweat, not my walks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I would love a human refrigerator, actually.
[SPEAKER_01]: The last thing on my list is my space is coming back.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I feel like they say this every, every other year.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was gonna say, I feel like this has already been an ounce, 10 times in my life side.
[SPEAKER_00]: Every other year, they're like, my space is coming back.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you saw, you're not making an account?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't have a topic.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, asking this generation to list eight people that they would want to publicly claim.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not like it was a middle school high school.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, oh, this girl's in my second grade, they're second second hour.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think we need any more social media apps.
[SPEAKER_00]: If I'm being quite honest, I disagree.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think we might be like tapped out.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think there's enough.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think we should actually start losing some before adding more.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, all of the media companies merging, I think we kind of need some of these social media companies merging.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like we don't need Instagram and threads.
[SPEAKER_01]: Girl, just be one thing, have a different tab.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't have, isn't that the same owner?
[SPEAKER_01]: And Facebook, aren't you all the same people?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, haven't you shared all of our information, our data amongst yourself?
[SPEAKER_01]: Just be one thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Girl, you're annoying.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did see that it's been officially 10 years since Instagram Story started.
[SPEAKER_01]: Damn.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you sleep an imagined Instagram without the story?
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see that it's been 10 years since Lala land?
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw that they're doing a re-release and they changed the cover of it so it fixes hands so that it's correctly upward.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's why I brought it up.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I'm better on my list for a couple of weeks, but didn't ever feel important enough to share.
[SPEAKER_01]: It feels harmless, but it also feels like revisionist.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's a slippery slope to live in a culture that just is so willing to change
[SPEAKER_01]: our history instead of learning from it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Instead of keeping it as it was so we could learn from it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you just want to change history.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't you?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sad.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sad times.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sad.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sad tears of a clown.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love that song.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's one of my favorites.
[SPEAKER_01]: Really?
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, well, where could people find you?
[SPEAKER_01]: You can find me just trying to figure out who's in my top eights.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got Corey and crew town.
[SPEAKER_01]: Crew town and that's it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so we are we are at our top two.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm now accepting applications.
[SPEAKER_01]: Corey, where can people find you?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think you're not going to put your human fridge in your top eight.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm going to put me in my human fridge in my profile picture.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can find me writing a letter to the Korean buffet place on your behalf.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't get it twisted.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not a buffet.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's an all you can eat barbecue.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no bite in the time.
[SPEAKER_01]: I will be.
[SPEAKER_00]: I will be writing them a letter on your behalf.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I want everyone to be doing the same.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that Steve S. D. I'll see you, juices.
[UNKNOWN]: You