[SPEAKER_03]: Well cooked to drink it through.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, welcome and drinkin' bro's kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, it's Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anthony, Anthony, always down in.
[SPEAKER_02]: Brahia?
[SPEAKER_02]: He's a Brazilians Columbia.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, he's in Medellin Colombo.
[SPEAKER_03]: Medellin, that's it, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, I can't remember what I had for breakfast this morning.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I don't know what it is, but my brain fog's getting worse lately, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Actually, well, I don't care that I'm getting dumb or anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: The less I remember, the better.
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where I'm like, okay, great.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, honestly, when I'm not working, I'm totally fine with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Totally, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just checked the fuck out.
[SPEAKER_03]: And pardon me if we start like this today, but I'm going through some shits.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, Daddy's going through some shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dan's down there getting the stem cells injected into his brain to try to clear out the hard drive and maybe that's the way, maybe that is the way shout out to bio accelerator down there.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I'm always doing Anthony does a bunch of our friends and all that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's usually two sessions and yeah, we back on Monday, but god damn dude he's down there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ginstem sells, injected into his brain, and I'm jealous.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
[SPEAKER_03]: So wouldn't have to live through this, okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: It wouldn't have to be alive or be on air when Dolly Parton died.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hit the song, low, hit the song for me, okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, dammit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we lost spreaders!
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I knew it was coming in first, and I was like, fuck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now we lost Sally Parton.
[SPEAKER_03]: Man.
[SPEAKER_02]: Islands in the stream.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is a death that I've been dreading for a while.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Man.
[SPEAKER_03]: And a lot of people don't know at home that Kenny wrote this song at a Kenny Rogers' Roasters.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jacked out of his mind on Catamine, and all he could think about was Dolly's Tits, and a stream of water, just kind of popping up, popping up out of the water, and he was like, I got our next song, Dolly, what is it, island's in the stream, what are the islands, what's your Tits, okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: They're enormous, they're the size of islands, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the two of them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, give it a little volume blue.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's earned it.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's up there with Karame George Floyd, OJ Simpson, Kenny Rogers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Randy Travis, is Randy Travis so nice to all of you.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's so nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's your question.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, guys, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm asking questions here, just like Dr. Carlson.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm asking questions here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tally.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm on the greatest hits of all time.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if you've listened to the show over the course of the last 11 years, as we head into our 12th year, you know that we appreciate a good set of heavies on this show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dolly Parton arguably, guys, the greatest to ever do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, was it natural?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, the answer is no.
[SPEAKER_03]: In 1967, Dallas was her first name.
[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of people don't know that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dallas Wallace, Parton, known by Dolly to some, had breast augmentation surgery in 1967.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, it wasn't alive then, obviously, but got to see her when I was eight years old with the Grand Old Opera, with my father, might've been the first owner I ever had in my life.
[SPEAKER_03]: Spectra of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just me, cheesen is big as you could possibly see.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have the Taylor Swift fans' gums.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just, it looked like my first trip to Hudder, and I was like, hey, that's ten and extra is all you're partin'.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so embarrassing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even think I want to show that picture on the show, it's beyond us with you.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's one of those, hey, take a picture with the waitress of Hooters and, you know, you get it and it's a, back then I was a Polaroid.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll date myself a little bit here.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a Polaroid back then and yeah, we were live at the end of Ross Patterson Revolution yesterday in Bluke.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me talk about how great Bluke is and on this shit, he beats TMZ.
[SPEAKER_03]: by two full fucking minutes yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't trending on Twitter, nothing you interrupted the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this was a live reaction as we were going yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Roll this clip.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, it was.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I'm looking at it right now, the mayor of Wilmington, North Carolina.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a part-time gig, it says.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, guys, yeah, break in news here.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's 26,000.
[SPEAKER_01]: We've got to watch this video.
[SPEAKER_01]: Whoa, whoa, series breaking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Blue, surreal.
[SPEAKER_00]: Serious breaking news.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: For real, hey everyone, my name is Brian Seaver, son of Cassie Parton, and I'm representing the part and no one's family announcing the passing.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's Dolly.
[SPEAKER_00]: Holly Rebecca Fox, sister, sis, and Granny to one generation and Gigi to the next.
[SPEAKER_00]: This video announcement is something Dolly asked me years ago before.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so we caught a live dude, and uh, genuinely stunts, show that picture right through that freeze frame.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's an excellent look.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at how shocked we are as this was happening live yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I didn't believe it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I went to Twitter to try to confirm it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You were the only one who had that video.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, I still have to wait on the two minutes before the feeds start to get going and the trends and all that other shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, God damn it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do we just lose the greatest pair of heavies of all time?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, she was on bully, it would be talented.
[SPEAKER_03]: It gave a lot of money to charity,
[SPEAKER_03]: But let's face it, guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: 97% male demographic here on this program, and thank you, Luke.
[SPEAKER_03]: There they are.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's the islands on the stream right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh boy, boy, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, this was the first like, fakes.
[SPEAKER_03]: what I like to call him in the biz that I can remember where I was like oh shit is this a fucking thing but again it ate.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was in the 80s at that point so it wasn't it was just kind of getting going so you didn't really see it.
[SPEAKER_03]: My first set of fake tits that really like ingrained on my memory as a young man on the come-up was probably Pamela Anderson and Anna
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know about you guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those were mine first two that registered with me.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then once I saw that and knew what it was, then it kicked in.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's kind of like smelling weed as a child.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you don't smell it until you're like 18, 19 years old and you're like, oh fuck, my parents were smoking marijuana.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't say.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was the reaction I had when I saw Pamela Anderson on the beach and Baywatch, where I was like, oh shit, it clicked in.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen huge fake tents like that before.
[SPEAKER_03]: And, Dolly part, look at those things.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll look at those things.
[SPEAKER_03]: Some might say it started a career, both of them, beautiful faces, but would you really known who they were without ginormous fake tents?
[SPEAKER_03]: Not sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a tough one.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, with, uh, it was 22 or 23 when she got hers.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how Pamela Anderson was.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how old Ann and Nicole Smith was.
[SPEAKER_03]: Today, though, I mean, fuck, dads are buying their, their daughters tits in high school, like 17 years old.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what's, uh, this girl has the same charm, though.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, and, and I think that's what made her, uh,
[SPEAKER_03]: unique and special is that like she really was fucking talent and I don't know if she needed the fake tits.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know I don't know her before the fake tits.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you guys?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, that's what I was going to say with Dolly Parton.
[SPEAKER_02]: I definitely don't know her before the fake tits.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean she had him before I was even born but for her I believe she still would have been a powerhouse in the music industry even without the fake tits because she was already attractive.
[SPEAKER_02]: She was
[SPEAKER_02]: By way beyond being attractive enough to I agree in fans, but her musical talent is Outstanding one is the greatest songs and writers of all time if you're gonna do anything in the entertainment business
[SPEAKER_03]: You got to be able to write for yourself.
[SPEAKER_03]: Singers, actors, all that of the stuff if you're really gonna push it and go to the next level, she could write like a mother fucker and she wrote the biggest song of all time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will always love you.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was the biggest song of all time.
[SPEAKER_03]: She wrote that fucking song and she was cheesy about it over the years.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was two other people who'd asked to do it and she said no to both of them and then she said yes to Whitney Houston.
[SPEAKER_03]: because Whitney Houston might be the greatest voice of all time and it was the best decision ever because she got all the publishing rights and all that other shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here she is with her husband Carl Dean.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to say she was 21 at the time or 22 and that's the last picture and only one that I know of Dolly before the Dolly that we all know and love, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't think I've ever even seen this picture.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, I've seen this picture.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was a private guy, it stayed to himself and said, Hey, you go out and do what you want to do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like fixing cars and doing mechanical shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll stay here and if anybody ever fucks with you, I will end their goddamn life.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that was Carl Dean.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, most people who were married for a long time like this 40 to 50 years, typically die within a year of each other.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said this in Ross Patterson Revolution last year, at the end of the year, we were kind of going over the predictions for this year of who would die, it's a dolly part in on the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there was some health concerns and all that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: But they never said what it was.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was confirmed about an hour ago that it was cancer.
[SPEAKER_03]: So she had a brief battle with cancer, and then that was it.
[SPEAKER_03]: But she was also 80.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, and lived one of the greatest lives of all time.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we're good, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Surrounded by family loved ones.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I mean, even that video we showed at the top, we shot years ago, like they knew.
[SPEAKER_03]: Last night when I got home, flippin' through the channels, David Muir, America's most trusted anchor.
[SPEAKER_03]: was already sitting on a documentary of Dolly Parton's life.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that played last night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, my wife and I watched it at 10 o'clock.
[SPEAKER_02]: No way.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Full hour documentary last night.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's good business.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, it's a, it's a good guess.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's how it always goes.
[SPEAKER_01]: They always, you know, they have like a bank of all of the possible celebrities die.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they've got obituary's already written for a lot of people.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Celebrity desco, go in threes, usually.
[SPEAKER_03]: For whatever reason, Tim Curry just died about an hour ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a big one for a lot of people.
[SPEAKER_03]: And also has great heavies.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, but yeah, he was 80 and he just did his last interview shit 10 days ago, I think, with uh, Willie, Willie Geist, and I watched that.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's got a boy.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's, ironically has a book coming out about his life.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think next week, which is creepy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Really came in before the deadline.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just after the deadline.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we've set this on the show for years, and it's already started with some of our listeners.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll give a shout out to Tim Morris here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tim Morris was like,
[SPEAKER_03]: Will it might be that third, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: Will it could be that third celebrity in a row?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or, you know, I guess Hayden Panitary and then you got the three of them a week there.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, yeah, that could be the third.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I, then 2016 was wild.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like death after death after death.
[SPEAKER_03]: 2016 was the year of celebrity death.
[SPEAKER_03]: Huge, it was huge, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: We lost to everybody.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like fucking prints, fucking Tom Petty, like all kinds of crazy people.
[SPEAKER_03]: But since Dolly is no longer with us,
[SPEAKER_03]: I think in, who's got the greatest heavies of all time?
[SPEAKER_03]: We've never covered that on this show.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've never covered that in the history of drinker, but 2,400 episodes.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've never covered that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So let's start with actresses.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who do you got at the top of your list?
[SPEAKER_03]: Greatest heavies of all time, actresses.
[SPEAKER_02]: Number one, easy answer.
[SPEAKER_02]: So feel a run.
[SPEAKER_02]: OK. That's the greatest.
[SPEAKER_02]: So feel a run and rekelle Welch.
[SPEAKER_02]: They go back and forth on being number one and number two.
[SPEAKER_02]: Those are great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are excellent choices.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, Luke pop up their heavies on screen there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's appreciate these show them as she's older.
[SPEAKER_03]: Luke, I don't care show where there's a grandma.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're still taking down Raquel Welch.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Still are 100% would.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: No question.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: No hesitation.
[SPEAKER_02]: You do not see that in the granny porn section of X videos.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't you should.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if you do, you don't exist.
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't exist.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's one of the all-time goats, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if you show her younger,
[SPEAKER_03]: Unbelievable.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll stay in that category with you as far as age.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, show them.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're younger.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that is outstanding.
[SPEAKER_03]: My god.
[SPEAKER_03]: My god dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: These are these real Yeah, and black and white it has to be right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're even doing that shit back then.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think they were super common commonplace back then because it was real risky.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, or was before was silicon.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was rocks, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a little hard to talk about.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a little hard to talk about.
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just spouting off rocks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rock theories here.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm happy to have this conversation because I love my life to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm good in that category.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've all got our own favorites in this life for Christ's sakes.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you can appreciate the others here.
[SPEAKER_03]: This one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that is an all-timeer.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is top 10.
[SPEAKER_03]: Might even be one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Raquel Welts might even be one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, it's, well, what was the, so feel the rent was the next one.
[SPEAKER_02]: So go to Sophia Loren.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Joan Man's field.
[SPEAKER_02]: She was, and she was another one from that area.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Documentary about her now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Her daughter is actually Mariska Hargate.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which I I still have a hard time wrapped my head around who fucking knew is a documentary on HBO She was killed in a violent car accident Baby Mariska was in the back seat of the car and miraculously survived and her mom died Unbelievable heavy stood and
[SPEAKER_03]: She's definitely up there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've got to put Marilyn Rowe on this list, just for being a natural, the time period.
[SPEAKER_03]: She was always topless too, like we always saw those playboy images later in life.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those never really died.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, go to that top left picture, please.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there you go, Blue.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, they were pretty great, but I don't know if I'd call them heavies.
[SPEAKER_02]: They were, were they heavies?
[SPEAKER_03]: They were, I mean, you, what's your definition?
[SPEAKER_03]: I go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Big sea, high sea, high sea is where I live on that and over.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, full sea can be heavies depending on the frame they're attached to.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she's a full sea.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's a full sea.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: And she was petite, okay, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she was, well, she had curves, which I also love, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Smaller role.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, amount of big, fake, dude fan.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it depends on what your era was, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I always have said this on the show for years, since we started in my other show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mary your porn search history and you'll always be happy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So like I have never got to complain going home every single night.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm happy to do it and I love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's great, but it'll really fucking help your marriage.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can promise you that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you got to dial into what your porn search history is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mine is fucking naturals, curves.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want some movement.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to see some things go up and down.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to see all the things.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right, that's not, that's not a shock.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kay, so Marilyn is on that list.
[SPEAKER_03]: One that'll surprise you that I'm going to say, and please, guys, I don't want to make this political today, so it'll come out me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't fucking come out me today.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know what you're going to say, and you are absolutely right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Susan Serandon.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's not what it's about.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're going actresses here and I've got to put Susan Saran in this category.
[SPEAKER_03]: These are just spectacular.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there you go, Luke.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pop them on screen, they're naturals, the whole fucking thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: One of the biggest shocks of my life.
[SPEAKER_03]: was a show on a showtime with David Duke Coveny, where he's a writer and California occasion.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, California occasion.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm blanking on her name because it's her daughter.
[SPEAKER_03]: But she actually doesn't go by serendent.
[SPEAKER_03]: She goes by whatever, you know, the divorce dad's name is or whatever that is.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she gets topless in one of the first scenes there.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, does she have the same tits as I might, yes, she does.
[SPEAKER_03]: You guys see this?
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was stunned.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did not know that that passed down a generation.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because if it does and that's your thing and you're into it, obviously.
[SPEAKER_03]: and try to take a quick peek see at the mom before you make your decision before you go to Jared all right so before you go to Jared and pick out that ring um just make a decision on it's and the sad thing about this if you can show get give me a give me a good shot ever there you go sad to think about her she got them locked off was she slapped god in the face wait what do you mean she got them locked up said they were too big she got a reduction no yeah
[SPEAKER_03]: And whenever you're doing that, that tells me you don't believe in God.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're off my list with that point.
[SPEAKER_03]: You do not believe in God and you're probably going to hell.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you denied the world of the one, two, excuse me, excuse me, two gifts that God is giving you from above and you're probably going to hell after that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So if you're out there and you're considering some breast reduction, don't fucking do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of people, a lot of people say it's worse than abortion, okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll leave you to make up your own.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mind on that and the drive or the jog or if you're watching on drink and Bros. podcast patreon here, but you pop that picture up Luke.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they got a two of them together.
[SPEAKER_03]: way.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is a lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is, uh, break out the smelling salts more than homicides.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got a wake back up.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's to that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Could you imagine walking into that on accident?
[SPEAKER_03]: You just grabbed a gin and tonic from the bar and then all of a sudden you turn around.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're like, whoa, I got hit with four heavy.
[SPEAKER_03]: You had it with Mount Rushmore for heavy's right in your face.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you're like, whoa, who's the best resident?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what to do here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mother and daughter.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: God bless these guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: God bless them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Super proud of you guys.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sidney Swaney, guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, come on, what do we do it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think she just narrowly took the title fairly recently from Alexandria, Diodario, because Alexandria, Diodario, has her wild.
[SPEAKER_02]: Classic, classic, classic.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's on that list, but she's a little further down because a lot of people don't know her, but Sidney Swaney's on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, carrying the fucking torch better than Lady Liberty.
[SPEAKER_03]: really is dude, not afraid to show him on screen, matter of fact, it appears I just watched this last season of euphoria that she went into the writer's room and just said, mm.
[SPEAKER_03]: man, this is a really good writing, a blanket, a blanket.
[SPEAKER_03]: But my tits aren't out in the scenes, so could we just write that in real quick?
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm just kind of up the top because I got some laundry to sell.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just got our own laundry, Ray lying now and all that other fun stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love people who lean into it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love people who lean into this, like a Sydney, Swiny, and she's like, let's have some fun with this.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is what God gave me.
[SPEAKER_03]: There was a certain points.
[SPEAKER_03]: She'd considered it too and you know who talked her out of it or mom mom said don't do it That is don't fucking do it dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely mother of the year maybe Mother of the year maybe But God bless her and everything she's doing these are spotlighted.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go Oscars Oscars classy events She said Go let's let's not forget that I was nominated for a couple golden gloves right there Got a lot of the people know yep
[SPEAKER_03]: Oscars, but let's not forget the Golden Globes that's a precursor to the Oscars.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here they are, you're welcome.
[SPEAKER_02]: She doesn't want to leave her co-stars behind the scenes.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when she walked into the room, I'll never forget this because we were watching it live.
[SPEAKER_03]: I looked over my phone and I go, watch every girl's face in this room.
[SPEAKER_03]: Every woman's face are going to be so pissed off.
[SPEAKER_03]: And every dude was just given that side.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have like,
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, sweat was coming down, the forehead and all of that stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: We were like, whoa, I shouldn't be looking at this, but I can't look away.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't even know what to look at right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Those are Sydney's sweety's tits in my fucking face.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then the dog, there you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Blue.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, you're on fire.
[SPEAKER_03]: There was a job you were actually born and do.
[SPEAKER_01]: This might be it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I'm locked in, okay?
[SPEAKER_01]: You were locked in.
[SPEAKER_03]: So Euphoria opens up with the only fans and she's in a fucking don costume here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at this.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how the season opened, bro.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you knew it was gonna be powerful and you knew that she didn't give a fuck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cause at this point, she's pretty much an a-list actress like nobody would do this shit except for her and she's like, quote fuck you dude, I don't give a fuck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm hot.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're just going down.
[SPEAKER_01]: She either does roles that are, that are like this, like, it doesn't make up lots of boobage or she'll do roles that have no make up at all and completely covered up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Totally, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's interesting.
[SPEAKER_03]: She has no middle ground, but I like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like you shouldn't joy who you are and what your assets are and all that other shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'll give you a little fun fact that not a lot of people know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pre, let's call it's 2015, ish.
[SPEAKER_03]: When DVDs were still a thing, you'd sell them around the world and you'd go to different markets and all that other shits.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was pretty much mandatory that women in film were new.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the reason why is because you were selling them overseas, and there was so much nudity in Europe that it was on their commercials, their TV shows, their older movies, everything else.
[SPEAKER_03]: You pretty much had to do it, and there had to be at least one to nude scenes in all your movies.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is since changed, but yeah, dude, there was a lot of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I hate to go old school.
[SPEAKER_03]: But if you are a day one homey on this show, you know who's next.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hell and Miran.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's coming up in chat right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that is.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not able to look at the chats.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll leave that to you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll let you man the wheel on that one.
[SPEAKER_03]: All that Jesus takes the wheel, but Helen Miran makes this list.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is when she was young and then she's staying forever young.
[SPEAKER_03]: That shot on the beach, even in the one piece with the heavies out.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're like, okay, I think she's in her 80s.
[SPEAKER_03]: How old is Helen Miran?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's got to be 81, there you go, 81.
[SPEAKER_03]: Always within three.
[SPEAKER_03]: Damn it, dude, I'm always within three years.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm the best at this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Incredible.
[SPEAKER_01]: God, it's a gift.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a fucking gift.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, dude, you know, there they are right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, third over, thank you, Luke.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, it's like you're inside my mind right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like you and I are connected via an neural link or something right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're inside it.
[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the shot.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the infamous shot that rocked her back up and they were like, whoa dude, what the fuck is that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Is he inside the mirror?
[SPEAKER_03]: 70s or 80s here?
[SPEAKER_03]: She's in her 70s here.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we covered this 10 years ago on this show.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not kidding.
[SPEAKER_03]: 10 years ago and I was just like, whoa, my God, dude, Helen Mirren.
[SPEAKER_03]: way to go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, also got to include and again, let's put politics aside today, guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Woman is lost in your life with you, Chavez.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's put politics aside today, Jennifer Lawrence.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know she's in the headlines this morning for fucking free Gaza and there's a genocide going on or all their other shit, but let's not forget.
[SPEAKER_03]: She had a full buck naked fight scene in a goddamn movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: just like Vigo Mortensen in Eastern promises.
[SPEAKER_03]: And just beating the shit out of 16-year-old dudes, have these outs.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, what movie was it had?
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a comedy came out, I wanna say three, four years ago.
[SPEAKER_01]: I remember where you're, it's like it was a period piece, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Or Reds Barrow.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that what I was looking for?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no hard feelings, baby.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, was it the one where she's hired by some kids parents?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's exactly what it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I didn't know she had a nude fight scene in that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought that was like a teen comedy or something.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it sure was.
[SPEAKER_03]: we're on that next after this.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know I'm heading to that after the American Pie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Shannon Elizabeth and American Pie really changed a lot of hearts and minds out there when that movie dropped.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know.
[SPEAKER_03]: just walking through the school and all that other shits.
[SPEAKER_03]: She also leaned into it.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's an only fan right now if you care.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is she?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, her and Jamie Presley.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, now I remember hearing about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Great pick right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Luke, pop that one up.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they're taking back control.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're taking back control of their lives.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what they're saying there.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they're saying there, but loving this sheer outfit trend that all of these celebrities are doing, have you guys noticed that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that was back in the day when you could get away with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now they do, it's coming back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm telling you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm all for it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, like, like, look, the pendulum will always swings.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right, either goes too far right or too far left.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's interesting back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like in movies, there's less nudity, but now the sheer thing is coming bigger.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'll look there's more nudity.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, that's why there's less nudity in movies is because you don't have to sell the DVDs ever season anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was in there, and they would literally ask you how many nude scenes are in this.
[SPEAKER_03]: No shit, that was great up last.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, I didn't realize it was a requirement.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought that it was just like, well, probably sell more of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a requirement.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I had to write it into like, I don't know, six or seven scripts.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was just like, hey, this is not like fit here.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they were like, we don't care.
[SPEAKER_03]: We gotta sell this in whatever it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was just like, you said that.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was too much for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I love shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Shockingly enough is ridiculous is all my shit is.
[SPEAKER_03]: If it's ridiculous and hilarious, fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: If there's just no reason for in the middle of the scene,
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just too much where it's like, that's just gratuitous.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you still have artistic integrity even when it comes to comedy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like, for example, there was a, I think it's sex scene in Paul Boy drowning out the fury where I had sex with his blind girl, which was blind.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I had a cast in actress with huge fake tits in that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the vanity, I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: is you have to see them in the casting office and there's a separate session by the way and you have to sign these waivers with the things and that the tapes won't leak and all this other shit and she was totally cool about it and lovely and all that other stuff but it's still awkward and weird and none of it's fun on sad.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you know it was the first time that two blind people probably you know
[SPEAKER_03]: had sex on screen and that's nice which he actually blinds no no no no okay my blinds oh I thought I thought you were talking about two other people I thought you tracked down two right no no no I was blind okay we were both blind and we found each other and I hope was place right two blind people just haven't sex I was great
[SPEAKER_03]: It was great, but Shannon Elizabeth is on this list here, and guys, we're only covering top 10s here, top 10s, but we've all got her faves, I'll go, she was kind of an actress but also a musician, kind of in the middle there, Madonna, Madonna when she popped out on the scene was, uh,
[SPEAKER_03]: was going for it now she's got monster heavies, by the way.
[SPEAKER_02]: Have you seen these things?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if she's upgraded recently.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know that she was getting into clown country a little while ago.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, this is a fairly older.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's definitely the easiest one for her.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Luke.
[SPEAKER_01]: Very classy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Keep a classy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, those are good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, if you show a picture of her now, they're ginormous.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I, you're looking at,
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think you had one of them there.
[SPEAKER_03]: But she's got a new album.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, nominated for like 10 or 12 VMAs.
[SPEAKER_03]: If I'm sweating, it's not the subject matter.
[SPEAKER_03]: The AC is out right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: The AC is out right now and here.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, this is recent.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is recent.
[SPEAKER_03]: So she's gotten some upgrades and good for her, I say.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good for her, but as far as actresses go, am I missing anybody in the top 10 right now?
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, we haven't talked about Selma Hayek.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_02]: How do I manage?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm so free over Garra.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Those are my favorites.
[SPEAKER_02]: Those have always been my favorites.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's Selma Hayek.
[SPEAKER_03]: So Selma Hayek.
[SPEAKER_02]: And what was the Tarantino from Dusk told on it was actually, uh, uh, you, you like, I think you like, you like, we're off and then the Tarantino helped with the writing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was sucking on her toes and that thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you wrote that.
[SPEAKER_02]: And cast himself.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_03]: and you have to at that point.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the Soundma High actually is a lot of people's.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that blew up Soundma High, where it was like, yo, who the fuck is that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I saw a Desperadoan from Dusk told on it just the right time that I almost exclusively dated, like, let's see it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, Desk told on, I wasn't a huge fan of that movie, but that's when I found out about her.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So if we ever go to fucking movies, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so if you ever go to the naturals, those are huge heavy naturals.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she's in her mid 50s.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to say she's 56, 57 right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: 54.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Always within three.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're still within three.
[SPEAKER_03]: Always within three.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like I work at a fucking carnival or something.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, she's on that list.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's on that list for sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if she were to die,
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we'd have another memorial episode.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a separate casket, too, for those things.
[SPEAKER_03]: My God, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: So those are natural sprawl.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that is impressive.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are fucking natural.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yes, far as had, it's so hard to go out out on a top 10, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's hard to narrow it down to 10 for sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's just, I mean, I'm gonna, I'm gonna see what the internet says, real quick.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that, boy, that.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, if you're the Garra and, and Selma Hayek definitely have to be on there.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, there's one that I'm missing.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's one that I'm missing and I, I feel ashamed.
[SPEAKER_03]: when I apologize to the audience.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's Christina Hendrix from Madman.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Natural's the whole thing, boy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just, I mean, these are natural.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and they might be the biggest natural ever recorded in history.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, how did that slip my mind?
[SPEAKER_02]: I still can't wrap my head around the fact that she was with the, that nerdy dude from Super Troopers.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, why?
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you see that you know the guy that like licks the glass in the back of the cop car?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, super troopers.
[SPEAKER_02]: They were married.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm pretty sure they were married.
[SPEAKER_02]: If they weren't married They dated for a long time.
[SPEAKER_02]: They might still be to cop it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's it's a yeah, proof that that there is no god Yeah, I mean, I don't this would be so distracting on set.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even know if you get lines out I mean, I don't know if you could say your lines if I was right.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the guy in the back of the scene.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't pull over anymore
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the guy who was sitting next to him.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, if I was a member of the cast on Madman, I'd ban him from the set, because I just wouldn't be able to get in character.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you got John Hammond, his huge hog, just rolling around, then he got the silver fox and slattery walking around, dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: See, she didn't get them reduced.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, she's a real trooper, you know?
[SPEAKER_01]: I have great chemistry.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's a super trooper.
[SPEAKER_03]: Super trooper.
[SPEAKER_03]: Someone said, someone said, super trooper there.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, those are just the top of the dome here right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... and i'm i'm still in shock us just like the rest of your dollar part uh... but uh... i think i think we can move on to politics now i think we can move on to politics yeah we got a lot of people clamoring for two people in particular why uh... this is gonna pay me this is going to pay me
[SPEAKER_03]: Nancy Pelosi Nancy Pelosi's heavies are probably at one pull up Nancy Pelosi who you whispering back their coupe It was just making sure that he brought up the right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's the picture.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, just making sure best heavies and politics This is why you pay for patreon right here.
[SPEAKER_02]: My god, dude.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got cut over to Anthony real quick.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know shock to you is he can't stop staring don't stunned right now
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, Pelosi's heavies.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And guys, in this picture, let's forget the guns.
[SPEAKER_03]: That gun over the guns right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's forget that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's forget the guns.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just clear that out of your mind.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just zoom in on those heavies.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, God damn it, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: The gun is throwing me off.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's, let's, let's show some respect here today.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: We're respectable show for Christ.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was heavy, so for Pelosi, Hater politics, you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I've always been curious who she's banging over the years, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Paul Pelosi's gay, you know, he's got the boyfriend with a pink hammer and all that other shit and it's like, who was she boning all those years in Congress?
[SPEAKER_02]: I wonder, you know, Senate and all that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, she didn't get to the position that she's in, by being smart.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now that position's reverse cowgirl, I'm going to see with a mirror in front of the you so you can kind of see, peek around the sides and then see what's going on up there.
[SPEAKER_03]: But,
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you show me an earlier picture of her when she was type in Nancy Pelosi 70s?
[SPEAKER_02]: Chris, the curiosity.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you haven't seen her when she was young, she actually looked a bit like Audrey Hepburn.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did she really?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, look at this right here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, her with JFK.
[SPEAKER_03]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh boy, look.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's still got him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at Kennedy, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just laughing.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, I don't know how to fuck it, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh boy, dude, look at how wide I she is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to politics.
[SPEAKER_03]: She stayed ever since, who knew?
[SPEAKER_03]: Just one look at JFK before you got his fucking head blown off.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was a missile crisis that he wanted to do.
[SPEAKER_03]: It sure was, dude, it sure was.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't want to deal with that one in Cuba.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was like, I'll deal with the one in the oval office right there, fucking hell.
[SPEAKER_03]: And again, with the wrong politics, not the window today.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're coming together.
[SPEAKER_03]: Republicans, Democrats, independence, socialist, we're all coming together today.
[SPEAKER_03]: To bring everyone together number two number two God, it's another Democrat It's another Democrats Alexandria Ocasio Cortes
[SPEAKER_03]: AOC.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_03]: Luke, not that one, not that one.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's single now.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's posting a thirst trap picks right out of the gym and now she started walking with them and having fun with them in the stories where it's just like, okay, typically she kept these things at bay.
[SPEAKER_03]: She was like Hillary Swank.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, it's another great one.
[SPEAKER_03]: She just outside the top 10 though.
[SPEAKER_03]: Boys don't cry, kind of ruin it for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: When she taped him down, it was a little dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I kind of fucked me up.
[SPEAKER_03]: But she boys don't cry these things for years.
[SPEAKER_03]: Finally breaks up with Ginger Bush.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, these are fair.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're a bunch of these kind of things.
[SPEAKER_01]: We can't do AI.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't do the AI once.
[SPEAKER_03]: But there is ones of her in a sweat suit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, there's a, it's like a gray kind of tank top thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's tights coming out of a gym.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was just the other day.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she's walking and talking, she's doing stories, having some fun, and all that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I think that top one is enhanced, but that is her.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's a great one, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, the one in that, this is fake.
[SPEAKER_01]: These are sweating through.
[SPEAKER_01]: These are both fake, I think.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, the one in the, the one in the left is real.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the original.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it says original, there you go, thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, somebody is asking in the chat what AOC's cup sizes.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a 34D.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they wanted to know if she actually qualifies for heavies and I mean, you can see what's here.
[SPEAKER_02]: She definitely does.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, oh, God.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because these things are tight.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like this keeps it in for workouts.
[SPEAKER_03]: So these are tighter than they're supposed to be.
[SPEAKER_03]: God knows what those things look like, unleash like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, well, when you open the borders, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: When you're at the cages, you know, you're shaking the cages crying.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those fucking heavies are pressed up against the cages.
[SPEAKER_03]: Even the fucking kids who weren't there could hear them 10 miles away.
[SPEAKER_03]: They could hear those heavies just clanging across the fucking cages.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
[SPEAKER_02]: I went into America, I went into America.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got to come in the right way though, all right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of coming in the right way, into the country, I'd have bring number three.
[SPEAKER_03]: Easy one guys, Melania.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought that Boba was gonna be at number three.
[SPEAKER_02]: She's four.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, I could have your jump in the gun, all right?
[SPEAKER_03]: This is tough, man, this is tough.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just really hard, but there you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Luke, got your own fire today.
[SPEAKER_03]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, let's see Nancy Reagan pulled that off.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'd let she let anybody pull that off.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, can we just admit this is the best looking woman in politics, political history, probably.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have anybody above her U.S. political history over in Europe they've had proof Yeah, that's a whole different fucking ball is in the prime minister of Finland like really hot or something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she was doing fucking ecstasy banging a bunch of dudes nice There's a shot of her in a club banging a bunch of dudes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't go there for cry six I'm I'm pretty much a fucking isolationist at this point.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care about the other countries
[SPEAKER_03]: But this I care about, and there's another one too, Luke, if you want to find that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, yes, I know it's her first lady.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love her.
[SPEAKER_03]: Obviously, still a Trump guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care what's going on.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to be a fucking traitor and go against Trump.
[SPEAKER_03]: I still believe in him, but also he believes in himself.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when he saw this pick, he was like, great.
[SPEAKER_03]: How do I marry this girl?
[SPEAKER_03]: And he made it happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Made it happen in congratulations on that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Congratulations on that, and she didn't give a fuck.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's a hot ass supermodel.
[SPEAKER_03]: Only supermodel we've had is a first lady, this bull shit where they won't put her on the cover of Vogue and it's Jill Biden and Big Mike fuck off dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've got an actual supermodel in the White House.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Man, I don't do feel bad for Baron though.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why?
[SPEAKER_01]: Because all of his friends have jacked off to his mom.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's not you can't stop it, but you can't stop it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And also, it makes your family stronger.
[SPEAKER_01]: you know, brings you closer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we are just like cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: Basically and mentally.
[SPEAKER_01]: The whole family is so ridiculously good looking.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's, there's nothing you can do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Junior.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, hey, hey, hey guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not, I'm not a homosexual, okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, homo.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm talking about the, hey, why is there this family?
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, the women in the family are no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Start with pneumonia.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then let's go down to Ivanka.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ivanka.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: Went all in, went all in at 24 to party.
[SPEAKER_03]: She just goes, look, I'm gonna save your breath here.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're not even close to me in rich enough for famous enough for me and I go respect that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, walk off.
[SPEAKER_03]: Walk off moment.
[SPEAKER_03]: Give it my best.
[SPEAKER_03]: Give it my best effort that night's and she's hilarious.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cool, awesome.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not a bad word to say about her and she also has had these.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, pop her up on screen there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, we're going down the family tree.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now she is smoking hot.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's, by the way, looks like they're in real life.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like it's crazy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Probably, probably, how does first daughter of all time?
[SPEAKER_03]: Jesse sat next to Melania at one of the rallies.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've got a picture of it and like, yeah, you're just like, holy shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now my wife's had his fuck, so I'm like, I don't really care.
[SPEAKER_03]: This was I'm able to talk about this shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the last one in the Trump family, which we're not going to show guys at a respect.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the little one.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I think she's 20 now.
[SPEAKER_03]: 19 or 20 grand daughter.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's already getting stocked.
[SPEAKER_03]: So like there's already been like, I think three people arrested for stocking her.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's Trump Jr.'s daughter.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's a golfer.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't say she has heavies though.
[SPEAKER_03]: She has not well.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's very young.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, she's at 20.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, well, that's too young for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think Luke can say that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can say that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Me and Kube can't say that.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just an observation.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you're also 20.
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: Eight.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nine.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you're okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: For us, it's it's fucking creepy.
[SPEAKER_03]: So so we can't say that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But that whole lineage.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really, really
[SPEAKER_03]: The biggest party are all at number four.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bob Earth, Bob Earth, round of applause for Bob Earth.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Bob Earth's number all.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bulltons for Bob Earths.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a charity I would have.
[SPEAKER_03]: Shacked off a guy at Beetlejuice, the play.
[SPEAKER_03]: Colorado.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not off Broadway.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is way off Broadway.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is 5,000 miles from Broadway.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now she's got some new fun flirty tattoos pop these up here.
[SPEAKER_03]: What are these?
[SPEAKER_03]: Crab, I'm seeing this here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh God.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, that might be AI.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know she's got tattoos.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think that is AI because I'm pretty sure she's got a really stupid look and tribal tattoo.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not crabs, but she may have crabs too.
[SPEAKER_03]: But that's got a tattoo.
[SPEAKER_03]: Guys, you've got to watch out for AI these days.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm full.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're full.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're all fucking full these days.
[SPEAKER_02]: This tattoo isn't that much better than crabs though.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, I bet to different, better, but.
[SPEAKER_03]: And here's why, if you work at a burger king and you take one of these girls home, and you pop the top and that isn't there.
[SPEAKER_03]: There isn't some fucking tribal tattoo.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're probably pissed off about it and you're disappointed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Be like going home with a waffle house waitress and she doesn't have one single fucking tattoo on her or a Australian scour.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or a C-scar, but you're just like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just had lib's patty melt plates with Texas toast.
[SPEAKER_03]: double hash browns triple covered scattered smothered.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want a fucking sea score and I want to see some antler tattoos or some tribal fucking thing, whatever this is here.
[SPEAKER_03]: So lionly angle.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, dude, Bobert is on this list.
[SPEAKER_03]: Congratulations.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I mean, shit, she's not afraid to fall in them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Find that picture of her coming out of the play.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you can't call her out of that Beetlejuice play.
[SPEAKER_03]: She got kicked out for obviously the Jay Offsession
[SPEAKER_03]: the vaping.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at these things mashed down in there.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's a, a tad grainy, obviously, because it's coming from an overhead cam there, but still unmistakable.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's going on there?
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at the luck on her face.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that right hand is still in the position of a, of a jerk, or she was just like, oh, it's locked down for a little bit, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Way to go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, one of those situations where they tell you, you know, if you leave it that way,
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... the next one might be a shocker might be a shocker to you politically politically is i just saw this for the first time the other day uh... i believe she's leaving congress i think she got primary and again guys we're throwing our politics and beliefs and on the stuff out the window today we're we're doing this for dolly is Nancy mace okay may speak of one that'll take you home
[SPEAKER_03]: I love this picture of her on the beach from I think it was two weeks ago she was on the beach two weeks ago in a bikini there you go boom pop in it open there display and I'm letting them go got a bunch of new tattoos type in Nancy Mace tattoo she's in a bikini with all the fun flirty tattoos now she's fucking tatted everywhere it's she got the whole
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like she's having a midlife crisis.
[SPEAKER_03]: She sure is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's exactly the time that you want to step in.
[SPEAKER_03]: A guy like who needs to step in there and say, all right, I'm here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can change you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll fix you now so you can fix you.
[SPEAKER_03]: And look, if you're telling me that's not a fucking fun Saturday night, you're a liar.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're a goddamn liar at home.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're cool tattoo.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's an owl.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, is that an owl?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's an owl.
[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody's going to watch your back, bro.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I said, it's got to turn around.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm just going to watch her back.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think I've ever seen a politician in her position getting sleeves while they're in office.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because she's out.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, primary.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, good honor.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I think she was making the move for Lindsey Graham, Lady G's sister, Shannon winner, her primary and Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_03]: But she wanted that seats and then Trump didn't endorse her, so she didn't run.
[SPEAKER_03]: I forget her fucking name, but she just won.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's the one that doesn't know anything about foreign politics or anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which is obviously great there.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's an honorable mention.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've got to go Chris Christie.
[SPEAKER_03]: These heavies are natural, bro.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm probably the biggest bullet in their fucking natural dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at him on this beach.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you don't remember this picture, this was height of COVID, everybody stay home, six feet distancing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna save the state of New Jersey, everything else.
[SPEAKER_03]: But while the beaches are empty, I'm gonna take my entire family with no mask and just kind of chill out for the day.
[SPEAKER_03]: And one of the most embarrassing shots of all time here.
[SPEAKER_03]: My God, and there's one of him further away where it's just even worse, where you're like,
[SPEAKER_03]: Fucking hell dude.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, if funny thing about Christy is you can be six feet away and still touching them sure can look at that look at that Look at this piece of shit Fucking hell this guy Hang on that picture to the left is this being taken from a drone or a helicopter?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so what happened was uh He got you know spied on or reported by one of the paparazzi
[SPEAKER_03]: They flew a helicopter over the beach, and then they got that shot of him.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it fucked his entire political career.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dead series, you can look back in this and probably say this was the end.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was that, and then the toll booth thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: where he shut down on the toll booths in New Jersey.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mafia shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now that I loved actually, I thought it was hilarious.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was kind of funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: This, people were pissed off about, where I was just like, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dan and I were doing a show on, I think it was Caroline a beach when this happens, and they threw us off the beach.
[SPEAKER_03]: No shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, for COVID.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it just started.
[SPEAKER_03]: We were shooting a spring break episode in the police who were like, hey, we'll give you five more minutes, but they're shutting down the world and you're off this fucking beach.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like,
[SPEAKER_03]: But we're on the fucking beach, like who gives about, you know, six-lead distance seeing all this, so there's your blah, blah, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've finished the show, and then they threw us right off the beach.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dead series.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then Chris Christy took his fat ass out there a few weeks later.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm not just like, yep, I'm gonna do this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna do this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, one that I'm stuck on, I'm gonna need your help on this.
[SPEAKER_03]: You obviously, you know, I'm concentrating on the screen and everything else, because I'm unaware of how big they were
[SPEAKER_03]: by the fact that she was the throat goat.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Nancy Reagan.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Nancy Reagan make that list.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I was a looking her up earlier.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember her text.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, not that I recall.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not the most memorable perhaps, but you know, she made the most out of them, I'm sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, she made the most out of that mouth.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, there's a shot of her now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's nothing there.
[SPEAKER_02]: She had to be a throat goat.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that was an assistant.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you got little bee stings like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got to be a throat goat.
[SPEAKER_02]: You got to be a throat goat.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got to be a throat goat.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's all that you can be in this life.
[SPEAKER_03]: And look at, look at by the way, pop up with that picture one more time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at the smile and Ron's face.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, what a happy man, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: He got sucked off in the limo right before they went into this event.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, where's her right hand in this picture?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, where's his?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's got, he's got two in the paint right there, brother.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, Nancy.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now I'm just getting fucking head and the limo in the way over.
[SPEAKER_03]: Angelina Jolie, I left off that list earlier, but it's, I know, but here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's gotten older.
[SPEAKER_03]: She keeps getting thinner and thinner and thinner and thinner and it's going going gone, so it's a tough one.
[SPEAKER_03]: You had to go by stages and some of these people's lives, but political tits, that's a special thing because it's hard.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a hard one here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anybody come to mind on your list as far as
[SPEAKER_03]: for politics?
[SPEAKER_03]: Not someone in you.
[SPEAKER_03]: That brought this one up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cuomo.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now Cuomo Sapien had peer snipples.
[SPEAKER_03]: That one goes out to murder.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a fucking big boy move right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Especially wearing a white shirt.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can definitely see peer snipples everywhere you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: That guy fucks and probably gets hung from a ceiling with hooks at the end of the night.
[SPEAKER_02]: That middle picture it looks like he has four tits to up top and then two down by his ways.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is an epic probably kicks him for him and you got to get the rest of that skin remove front.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's an unfortunate body shape.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, Jelly Roll is going through right now that piece of shit, that fat piece of shit is just he's going to have to get half that shaved off.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's going to be a kabob type shaving.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're going to go start at the top and go all the way down put that in the URL.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's some people that I see after they lose massive amounts of weight and I just kind of feel like I might as well just state fat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but politicians over the years, man, it's it's been tough as far as heavy as because, you know, women didn't even get to vote.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the suffrage act passed and then
[SPEAKER_03]: very few of them ended up making it in.
[SPEAKER_03]: There was a, there was a Mondale, I think, that ran, no, Geraldine Ferraro.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at Geraldine Ferraro.
[SPEAKER_03]: She ran in the 80s.
[SPEAKER_03]: And let's see what those those were like.
[SPEAKER_02]: I remember as a kid, I was like, all right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, we could start dipping into some foreign politicians too because you can't you can't that's a road you don't want to go down Europe is stacked dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: We be here all got him day We be here.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so fucking eight o'clock at night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dude going through Europe's heavies, but yeah, dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: How was for a row pack in there?
[SPEAKER_01]: She just normal.
[SPEAKER_01]: She keeps some covered.
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like maybe that one.
[SPEAKER_01]: This might be one of the better ones you can even find honestly, which is not great.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not great.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's tough.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's tough.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, there's obviously some porn stars who flirt with politics over the years.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, there's one in California.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just run for fucking governor every shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying to remember a name But I can't remember it off the top of my head.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, what about like Michelle Bachman?
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember her?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think she's from Minnesota.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pull Michelle Bachman.
[SPEAKER_03]: See what she's got back in there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Michelle Bachman's not bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what, I got a good one after this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Big Gresh is big Gresh on that list.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gresh and win.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can check.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, so Bachman's got them all covered up like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Trying to be classy about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I couldn't remember the name, but another politics, I think.
[SPEAKER_02]: Possibly the hottest chicken politics right now, Anna Paulina Luna.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, so she was on drinking bralettes back in the day.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's she?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, and it was, while she was running actually, while she was running, so we were shooting a bunch of shows in Vegas.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think for shot show, and she rolled through, we chatted with her, inner assistants and all the other stuff, lovely.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just, full disclosure, I think she was going to win.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, she ended up doing Jesse and Tiffany show back in the day.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the way her campaign was, I was surprised that she won also.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was probably one of the most aggressive political campaigns I've ever seen.
[SPEAKER_02]: And she's still aggressive.
[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, I actually like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like I've turned on her.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's in here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like I didn't know what, what's the thing when it started and then boom?
[SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're a big fan of Anna Paulina Luna.
[SPEAKER_01]: I honestly don't know very much about her, but she seems great from what I can tell.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, from where you can see, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: There, but I wouldn't say those are heavy, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: Unfortunately, God at politics, you're really reaching here, aren't you?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a tough one, all the way around.
[SPEAKER_03]: What about Christy Known?
[SPEAKER_03]: Christy Known.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin's probably got to be on that list.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, two of them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sarah Palin.
[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she's got to be up there.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Also was the inspiration for the porn nailing, Palin.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which we had at least a hand on the show who played Sarah Palin.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she said, that was her biggest porn ever of all time.
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, dude, I understand this, but look at her.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, yep, yep, yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think everybody went through a pale in face.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't for sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody went through a pale in face.
[SPEAKER_03]: She worked out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think she got divorced too, didn't she?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't recall.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was another one, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: When these politicians in weird areas blow up, then they bounce, and then they're like, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not married to Todd, the fucking Alaskan Husky guy anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want some money and some power.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who is that?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's her.
[SPEAKER_03]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pop that picture up on screen.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this recent?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I imagine she probably still looks good.
[SPEAKER_02]: I do too, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, but who's the downy on the left side?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh boy, boy, why'd you bring that up there?
[SPEAKER_03]: We were looking at a beautiful woman and then you brought up the K with Down syndrome.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just caught my eye.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just in the corner there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I caught his nose.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, caught both of them.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, caught an extra chromosome.
[SPEAKER_03]: Standin' outside the fire.
[UNKNOWN]: Right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, Sarah Palin's definitely on this list.
[SPEAKER_02]: Apology, Sarah, if you're listening.
[SPEAKER_02]: And this is a real picture.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think she's listening.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure about this one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think she's listening.
[SPEAKER_03]: Next up, I got to go Pam Bondi.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pam, I look again, guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they don't politics out the window.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know we're not a big fan of Pam Bondi, but look, you've got to call Bolls and Strikes, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, Bolls and Strikes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bolls and Strikes in the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pam Bondi's on this list, okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: So is the Carolyn leave it, who just left, by the way?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I know she was pregnant.
[SPEAKER_03]: and that kind of helped her out.
[SPEAKER_03]: But Caroline, leave it as on this list, guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pam Bonnie's on this list currently leave it's on this list.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who is the one that I keep accusing Trump's out of having an affair with right now?
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't remember her name, but somebody else I was going to bring up was one of Trump's other press secretary's Kaylee McEnany.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes I don't remember her heavies though.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think she's got him, but she's mainly got like a trailer trailer trash vibe that I'm kind of into.
[SPEAKER_03]: We all are
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, that's I'm amateur.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want real people dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not real people My wife doesn't believe him when I tell this, but I'm like, hey dude, I want a real woman I don't want somebody who looks like a fucking child.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, it's just not my thing at all I don't know how anybody's into that kind of stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah Yeah, and she's even asked she's like hey can I get and I'm like no you can't give ages I love you to it's like I'm we're good.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's that's my jam.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's You know, it's wait till later if you want to but
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so she's on that list.
[SPEAKER_03]: My god, man, scrolling down here, let's see, do we got here?
[SPEAKER_03]: Some of these are foreign, where it's just like, I get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You could go down every fucking foreigner and kill it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was somebody talking about Carlibre Brunai, the first lady of the French Republic, bring her up just to show it.
[SPEAKER_03]: because it is worth showing it, I guess, but it doesn't count as Europeans are built different, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, just built different.
[SPEAKER_03]: And wow, this is a politician.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: She is a baddie.
[SPEAKER_03]: She is the first lady of the French Republic.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would just say she has heavys though.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, but she was definitely fucking hot for sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, I mean, it's a really hard list when you get to politics.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I got one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Pretty good.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is a technically foreigner, but let's see if you know this person.
[SPEAKER_03]: OK. Because I want to be stunned right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to be stunned.
[SPEAKER_02]: not a politician, but political.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who do we got?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a Yonmi Park who escaped brutal brutal brutal situation in North Korea.
[SPEAKER_02]: How bad was it?
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, her family getting killed, starved, cannibalism.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sexual assault for her.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: She was a sex trafficked.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_02]: Coop that's dark.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's some crime ownership that's dark, bro.
[SPEAKER_02]: But factually an objectively speaking.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she's and again, we're throwing politics we're being scientific here.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're throwing politics out the window including communist.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're throwing that out the window here.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we're doing this.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's her.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you got she came to the American really, really adapted to the culture.
[SPEAKER_01]: She sure did, didn't she?
[SPEAKER_03]: My God, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: My God.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I see you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I see you, but yeah, politically it just in my opinion it hasn't been enough time and then the ones who do run that are super high, you're just like, I don't know if you're a charming female with big tits you go into the entertainment industry.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you don't have big tits in your charming female, you go to politics.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right, there is one though that I'm curious about because I never I I hated her so much that I was just everything that came out of her mouth I hated I never looked at her tits Can you look at She was Biden's White House press secretary of the black one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh Carine Jean-Pierre's Jean-Luc Picard That's why I don't know her name.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've only called her Jean-Luc Picard in this show
[SPEAKER_02]: I never even considered the fact that she might have to.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't either because I always stared at it was her face and I hated every word coming out of her mouth that I never bothered to look.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I want to check because I don't want to leave any tit on turn to remember her name.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sean Luke Picard or Luke.
[SPEAKER_03]: Karine's John Pierre.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because it's a dumb name.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is a dumb name.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to dumb face dumb head.
[SPEAKER_01]: I never seen her tit, so.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've never seen her tits.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, the press secretary is usually, they didn't know how to keep it together.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not the most sexualized.
[SPEAKER_03]: Show Caroline leave it, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, well left.
[SPEAKER_01]: Caroline, okay, not wrong, not wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are just absolute cannons, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are fucking milkers, homie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are some moabs.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a rumor she left because there was a shortage on Missiles and they sent those two to Iran They had to put her into service.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is the best we got for Korean John Pierre right here.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey guys I don't want to be racist on the show and I want to give it a shot But no, those sadly don't make the list
[SPEAKER_03]: Is there probably small seas?
[SPEAKER_02]: So, they don't make the list.
[SPEAKER_03]: Shower in that white dress there, actually.
[SPEAKER_03]: Luke, that I'll give us the real answer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Survey says.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ehh.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, they don't make the list.
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't make the list.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuckin' hell.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, let's move on to athletes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Female athletes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, this is tough because it's kind of self-selecting against big boobs.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: And.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's very hard to be athletic and have huge tits.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not doing the influencer bullshit.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you can miss me with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care that you have a big Instagram or whatever the fuck it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: And oh, here's my fucking tits.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I do cross fit or whatever.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't give a shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm talking about famous athletes of all time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't think of any of the top of my head.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tell you off the top of my head, one right now that's stunned me in real life.
[SPEAKER_03]: stunned to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because first you look at her head.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a size of a god damn basketball.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the biggest head I've ever seen in my entire life.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then then you look down at the rest of the body.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's almost like, remember when the second tower went down in 9-11 and it was just boom, boom, boom, boom, and you're watching the whole thing just on full right before you.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how you're looking down at her body.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where you start at the top and then you're like, oh shit, it takes an ass.
[SPEAKER_03]: It takes an ass, it takes an ass, it takes an ass.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that
[SPEAKER_03]: Serena Williams had a fucking steroid head that was massive, but had the largest hits I've ever seen.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was just like, I was stunned.
[SPEAKER_03]: I couldn't believe it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, oh my God, I don't even know how you play tennis and those goddamn things.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they're real.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, there's no reason to get a, but this is her recently.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, she is a spokesman for Ozempic right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, this is the most recent picture of her.
[SPEAKER_03]: Keep in mind, this is after-o-zampic guys, so imagine them before.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go back, we'll blook, there you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll just scream it up in the air right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's screaming up in the air, she's wanna championship.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know what championship that is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Crazy to be so nimble while having so much weight on your chest, you know?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that can't be comfortable having those things flopping around while you're running across the court.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't imagine it would be in its face, but second greatest tennis player of all time.
[SPEAKER_03]: She finished one major short of the record.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's actually playing today right now in the US open, by the way, and mixed doubles.
[SPEAKER_03]: She came out of retirement and she's playing with Alcaras up there for the US.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't knock it there, and by the way, every black man loves Serena Williams.
[SPEAKER_03]: So like, yeah, Tetsino race guys, okay, they see no race.
[SPEAKER_03]: They absolutely see no race.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, there is a thing on the internet called Buba Pedia, which is like Wikipedia, but it's for for Tets.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, BooPedia does exist out there, and, you know, if you're curious, this is every size, though, this doesn't really break it down by, you know, the top.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no cup size filtering.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, but here's where we're going at number two with this, because these are real.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those I saw in person, and I was just like, okay, that's stunt, stunt.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gina Crono at number two.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gina Carano, dude, was the first fighter that I could remember with you, they were nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't think they were heavy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Huge fake tits.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so they're not real.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you can go to, she took a bunch of other shots there.
[SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, if you wanna pull those up, you can get out of this one, look, there you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, she just, yeah, Gina Carano's hot, there you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: cover of ESPN the body issue you guys remember this look at those she had to put the gloves on because that was the only thing I could cover this test.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was the only thing that did that.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a good search.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, yeah, one of the best to do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if you're wondering why the ratings were so high for that Netflix thing against her and Ron
[SPEAKER_03]: There's your answer right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you got to start going old school with it, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gathering a wit, ice skater, Olympic medalist, I believe, and yeah, dude, this is old school.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is fucking old school, but she was one of the ones that got everybody into ice dancing at the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: She had some fucking,
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, she must have grown them after she got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure did.
[SPEAKER_01]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that happens a lot too, like Olympic athletes too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you got to think these figure skaters are like 14, 15th time.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's not a good proper assessment.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got to wait till they get older and then she comes out of the, I believe that picture was at the S-piece.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, when I was just like, oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was unfamiliar with your game.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then boom, here we are.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here we are.
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, I was I was fucking stunned by these goddamn things.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh shit, somebody brought up Jennifer Tilly for actresses.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's hard to narrow this down at the end, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if I could put her in the top 10 though.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's, it's, it's, it's, yeah, generally, generally, generally, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Boy, it's, it's, I know, I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: This, look, guys, this might have been the most difficult show of all time.
[SPEAKER_03]: The bro movie show that we did, you know, a month ago, whatever, like there was still some people commenting afterwards, it wasn't a lot though.
[SPEAKER_03]: We had it all pretty we had it all pretty locked in.
[SPEAKER_03]: This one I have a feeling is going to be a lot of comments on patreon of like hey dude you miss this one this one and forgive me I'm grieving I'm grieving really fucking hard here guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's even hard to do a show today after dolly telly part and died when we lost those fucking heavies, but but I understand it's Another one we'll stay in the tennis room some on a Halo she I think is number one or number two in the world right now
[SPEAKER_03]: I used to follow women's tennis, but yeah, there they are.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's one of a couple of majors and you want your play same thing where you're like, man, how do you swing a racket?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm amazed that she can even compete.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, how do you swing a racket with those goddamn things?
[SPEAKER_01]: Can you imagine how strong her autop is?
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, like, look at her try set.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or look at her, excuse me, bear traps up there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that was your fucking, you gotta be holding those things up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_03]: Steel.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_03]: Next up, you got to go Jake Paul's girlfriend, just won the gold medal and the Olympics.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm blanking on her name right now because she's foreign, but just won the gold medal and I don't keep up on Jake Paul's.
[SPEAKER_02]: I haven't heard her yet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so yeah, the picture on the left is what she really looks like.
[SPEAKER_03]: And yes, yes, yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: She's definitely hot, but those, I think, those are go loo cups.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, loo is loo is doing her a disservice here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Luke, find her on the, on the rank, find her on the rank.
[SPEAKER_03]: She had to get those things taped down.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, he hurt her ass as massive.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: But here's the thing, so that's the perfect one.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pop that one up.
[SPEAKER_03]: When you have to zip them down, that tight to the body there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Again, we're going, boys don't cry here, because you're too top heavy and you can't be in this sport.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is speed skating around a track.
[SPEAKER_03]: As fast as you can, I'm talking like 30 seconds.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you cannot be that fucking top heavy you're gonna fall over.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, so she's really got those things tied down, and she's one of the biggest, um, athlete's social media following there is in the world.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this was, before Jake Paul, really.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because I watched the documentary, and even I was stunned because I didn't know who this was, um, not a big social media guy, but, uh, when they popped her up and they said, hey, you know, she'd already won the silver medal, and she was pissed off about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess she'd lost by like two tenths of a second, and she physically tells them in the documentary,
[SPEAKER_03]: All of my training is to win a gold medal in this life.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we can be together and be engaged in all their other ship, but know that I am training, and I'm going to win a fucking gold medal in, uh, in 2026.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, 24.
[SPEAKER_03]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now I think it was this year, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: And she won.
[SPEAKER_03]: She won the gold?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and she won a silver in the next one, I believe.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, yes, she's a fucking gangster dude, and absolute fucking gangster.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, as far as the WNBA goes, two tough.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can't do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You gotta be running up and down the court the entire time.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's too much, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you had him before, then you'll lose him, you know.
[SPEAKER_03]: What I'm curious about because I haven't seen her in years was Jenny Fitch.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pull up the softball pitcher, Jenny Fitch.
[SPEAKER_03]: She was big for a long time.
[SPEAKER_03]: doing a lot for ESPN and that's a close one, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh boy, I don't think she makes the list fuck, I think she failed us.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it is close.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is close.
[SPEAKER_02]: The close call.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who's she married to in real life?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's a professional picture.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's a professional picture in real life, but
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Casey Dagle, Major League Baseball pitcher.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, yep, yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: But pop up with that picture right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Top left, there you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: She was the face of the sports and she kept it classy, even though she was super hot and we couldn't really tell.
[SPEAKER_03]: And, you know, from that one, that's a yes, but obviously blue from the other one you showed, I'd say no on that.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's been a tough go of it, it's been a tough go of it because a lot of these people, yeah, you're right.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're going to pop up later in life.
[SPEAKER_03]: You compete at is, you know, when you're younger and then afterwards, you kind of let it go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just add a curiosity.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I have to do this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Legally, I have to do this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to ask about Tonya Harding.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not in the past, but currently, just needs to know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just need to know, I got to get this out of my mind today.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a valid question.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to get this out of my mind today.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: I fucking knew it, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: There they are.
[UNKNOWN]: God.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, let's say you can remove her face from your mind.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right now, guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's just treat her like the star athlete she was.
[SPEAKER_03]: for Jeff Galooley decided to go under a trunk, take a crowbar out and fucking bash in that Nancy Karrigan's name.
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_01]: That right there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fall by the way, it was not her idea.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I actually don't either.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ah, I think that was, it's a toss-up.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought she wasn't on it, but I haven't looked into that case at all since it actually happened.
[SPEAKER_02]: The most is going.
[SPEAKER_03]: The most egregious thing about Tonya Harding is that who played her in the movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't like Margot Robbie, that was the Margot Robbie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, that's insane.
[SPEAKER_03]: Insane.
[SPEAKER_02]: With that face I mean, it should have been like if they could have gotten Amy Schumer to lose a bunch of weight She could have not well.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, did you see what Robby looked like in the movie?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, she like a They made her look ugly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, they tried yeah, but they had to have some people by tickets You know what I mean, so I bought a ticket and it was a good movie good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you nearly fucking good I'm sure the looks helped.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but Tonya Harding right there makes that list
[SPEAKER_03]: today's Tony Harding.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I know what you're thinking, Ross, I saw the porn.
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw the porn in the hotel.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was shot over the shoulder on a VCR tape.
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember there's big boy cameras.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You really had to work to make a sex tape back then.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure did.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she did.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they released it and all that other stuff and it was fun because it was disgusting.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, it was on your hardening at us had a sex.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, my friends and I wash it at a party and type it in right now Blue and then pop up like there'll be a picture before like pre-sex and you'll get to see who they are and you'll be like, oh Okay, yep, nope, and I can't put up any of those Not one of those that got a prayer friends.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, but you're lost in the sauce aren't you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that
[SPEAKER_03]: Because you can tell, she's still a high level athlete, and you're like, all right, but God, her face sucks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we got MC in the chat is bringing up Mia Ham.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mia, I remember as a soccer player, soccer players, and there's so much cardio, I haven't seen her in a long time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not seeing any heavies in the pictures.
[SPEAKER_03]: Unless she's old, I mean, she's obviously older now.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's married to Red Sox, no more Garcia power.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very famous Boston Red Sox herself.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think he's in the Hall of Fame.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then look, guys, you know the one that I'd love to add to this list.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was so low.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, there's a reason why we don't have that painting behind us anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: I heard.
[SPEAKER_03]: that somebody reported that and we had gotten dinged or whatever on YouTube, like luckily, I don't know, that we'll ever have to use YouTube again, which is great.
[SPEAKER_03]: We might just switch it all to page on and then do uh iTunes and fucking Spotify out to the fact.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh oh, where are we at?
[SPEAKER_01]: Are we struggling with this?
[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't call these heavy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think she's, uh, she's a little, little too fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: great but holdo well and then that the arby's we have the meets I mean that was a catcher's man I was the fucking sand lot down there to look ah that disappoints me though I wanted to put it on the list so bad just for the sake of the show but I can't I can't look at this picture and that makes me sad inside and makes me sad inside is a human
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, look at that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Best goalie of all time in female history and there isn't a fucking question about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: There really isn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think, let's go down that hole.
[SPEAKER_03]: Shall we?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or multiple holes?
[SPEAKER_03]: Shall we with Hope Solo?
[SPEAKER_03]: I was listening to a podcast the other day and they said that her, she just auctioned off a bunch of her signed game-worn items.
[SPEAKER_03]: and just had a curiosity.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to know if the shorts are on there.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, look, coupe, I'm asking questions.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, this is my Tucker Carlson moment.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm asking questions.
[SPEAKER_03]: Typing, hope, solo, auction.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was gonna ask about the socks, but I think we both have valid questions.
[SPEAKER_02]: Really?
[SPEAKER_02]: You're a sock guy, huh?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: She ran so long.
[SPEAKER_01]: Something like, oh, there's a dress.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, how much is the dress?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's sold for 1,400 bucks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's gone?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it already happened.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right?
[SPEAKER_03]: What are the rest of this should go for?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_01]: This Jersey went for $40,000.
[SPEAKER_01]: Whoa, you did.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which one was that short?
[SPEAKER_01]: They're shorts with them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ah.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's for the shorts.
[UNKNOWN]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are they game worn?
[SPEAKER_01]: Scroll up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are they game worn?
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, oh, yeah, FIFA World Cup final final versus Japan.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: You win the final.
[SPEAKER_03]: You get the the world cup Tell me you'll ever be wedded in that your entire life dude Some fucking Japanese business man is gonna be sniffing those tonight son of a bitch You wore that as a face mask all through COVID fuck yeah, they did god damn it
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's why it sucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, this white sucks being poor.
[SPEAKER_03]: It sucks being poor, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go on, buy some hearted asselser for Christ's sake.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm trying to buy this shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is this?
[SPEAKER_03]: What have we got there?
[SPEAKER_03]: A world is up to 2015.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hope so, a FIFA World Cup World Team USA Women's Championship Ring, $48,000.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, you know that thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_02]: Right, the clet, one or the other.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's got to be one of them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now that hands.
[SPEAKER_02]: This has been used.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's that.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a game use or bedroom use there.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's generally used.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's an, oh, it's an award.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's actually, it is.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the golden hands.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the golden glove award.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the golden glove award.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: So my kid, one of my kids plays golf in my, my middle child.
[SPEAKER_03]: And
[SPEAKER_03]: He's got the the championship coming up on Saturday and for his birthday, he wanted the the gold's glove thing on his birthday cake and on the other stuff, but so I keep going down there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, now that we're in this, now that we're in it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just want to see what there's some actual gloves.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, signed Warren gloves.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't care.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, keep going.
[SPEAKER_03]: Keep going.
[SPEAKER_03]: Short.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dress is you know what the most expensive thing was the shorts at the top that I fucking knew it dude This is why I actually do this I fucking knew it dude Is that a bobblehead yeah only a hundred and twenty two bucks and get a Drew carry bobblehead Wait, what It was a signed bobblehead two hope solo with a bite me inscription gross.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh Drew Drew carry did that
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a weirdo anyway, it's been, he's had some hot girlfriend's though.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they fucking killed themselves.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I grew up fucking through herself over the goddamn balcony.
[SPEAKER_03]: You remember that one?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, we did it all in crime corner.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you relate?
[SPEAKER_03]: That was a fucking strange story, friend.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a weird guy, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so she signed a bobble head to him that said, bite me?
[SPEAKER_01]: I think you carry signed it and gave it to her.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: to true carry fuck hope solo like a weed so we say in that today.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, he's pipe down a lot of very attractive women.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like it would be worth more if that was the case, you know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think she's not going to give a certificate of authenticity with it.
[SPEAKER_01]: like a picture or in the curry fun but you know the story would make it worth more than a hundred twenty two bucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah so those are the top sellers how much of those shorts does game use shorts?
[SPEAKER_03]: Those were fifty four hundred forty thousand.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah Mr. Tamaguchi fucking got those goddamn things didn't they?
[SPEAKER_01]: Shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: shit dude those were not not cleaned no no and now look there's some other people that are just you know hot and they've had the thing but but the problem with athletes is this guys is you're in the best shape your life you lose your tits you lose you know all that stuff like selfie cunning him later in life probably gonna have some some heavies not right now though not right
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I haven't seen her in a while, but yeah, she was one of the most attractive people that the time and married to layered Hamilton, who would rip your face clean off your body.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like a goddamn wilder ring at tanks, so that guy's not to be fucked with, not to be tripled with whatsoever.
[SPEAKER_03]: But as far as the athletes go, it's tough, man, to be a high level female athlete with heavies, like it's just too hard.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's when she's pregnant.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that where you're wrong with Luke?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's still okay, once right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll give it to God.
[SPEAKER_03]: God.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a fetish Braggos play Braggos.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sponsored.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I appreciate it, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: I appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, at that moment in time She might edge onto that list and I am using that word edge
[SPEAKER_02]: Mon purpose, yeah, absolutely on purpose, no, that's what most of the audience is doing right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and I understand that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I understand that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But other than that, you know, if you're looking at CEOs and things like that, shit, sorry, there's only one that comes to mind that's a hot female CEO with heavies.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she was just in the news.
[SPEAKER_03]: What was it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Two, three months ago, we covered that story.
[SPEAKER_03]: Morgan.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll work there.
[SPEAKER_03]: But other than that, like most of these women, take like the heads of studios in Hollywood and shit, like Amy Pascal and all those guys you're like, sorry, it doesn't do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: The chick from J.P. Morgan though, like people are lying it up to get that, well, gang, job.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you might say, hey, Ross, go to like sports analyst and all those shit, that's a pretty wreck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Every single sports analyst's got to have huge kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, I mean, they're essentially an actress version.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, pop up the JP Morgan check and like it's still unclear whether or not this shit was true or false or whatever, but that's the job you're looking for in this life.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not her.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the information that I was hearing later on is that the guy made all of it up Which I mean looking at him and looking at her makes sense to mean because like what the fuck would she be doing with him?
[SPEAKER_03]: Right, unless you are that busy where you're just like, look, this is a fucking chore for me That's not her.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, I don't know what you're talking about.
[SPEAKER_03]: J. P. Morgan, exact hot sex type that in and That'll give it to you right there, dude Sex or sexual harassment thing
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she looks like her name's Lorna Hadjini type that and do type that and can't go without this today All right, I'm gonna lose my fucking dick if we don't have that that that that's up on screen day got to give her her props Half two give her props.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go boom boom Right there on top of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's on top of the table the right and the boardroom right there And then there's the Dorkey guy in the corner who is just like no
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to be sexually harassed all day.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, I mean, that, it makes the heavies, that makes the fucking, I mean, that is all the list combined right there in one.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's your dream job.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're fucking 20 years old, I mean, even if your kid is coming out of college or something like that and got that job and he calls you on the phone, he's like, dad, I don't know what to do, it would be like, I can tell you what to do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Enjoy yourself.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You work in the way up that ladder friend.
[SPEAKER_03]: not pull out, but I think most of the shit shit, shit a book too, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that a book?
[SPEAKER_03]: What's the name of the book?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, this is a cardboard cutout.
[SPEAKER_01]: No way you can buy that on eBay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, 190 bucks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Give that a round of applause.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you fucking kidding me?
[SPEAKER_01]: And it says last one available, dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like a reputable seller, too.
[SPEAKER_01]: The cardboard cup out in Deepo.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is unbelievable.
[SPEAKER_03]: When people are making cardboard, life size caught out to you and you're selling it on eBay, you've made it friends.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have made it in this lifetime.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bravo.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a beautiful one to end on.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't, I mean,
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever heard of a female CEO who their son, cardboard life size cutouts have on eBay?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that is definitely a first.
[SPEAKER_03]: Boy, it's like a hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot of hot pot
[SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're all in mourning.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're grieving today.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're grieving real.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fucking hard today for dolly.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of hard to see, but... Ah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Gwen shot well from SpaceX.
[SPEAKER_01]: Gwen shot going from SpaceX.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's never heard of her.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's the SpaceX COO.
[SPEAKER_03]: COO.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, go to scroll back to those pictures there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go to, yeah, white top right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll see you this.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, she keeps him covered, but I know, but it's definitely real.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's kind of like when they say, hey, we've buried the nuclear weapons in Iran.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, but have you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like we still got to go in there and pull those things out.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can pull those things out and I guarantee you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's on this list.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's she better looking than the girl from JP Morgan.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely not.
[SPEAKER_03]: But that is something that SpaceX would be proud of.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like on a splash down or something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: You had a land safely there on the ocean.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or no, they're landing right back in the goddamn things.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you don't even need those buoys out in the ocean.
[SPEAKER_03]: Whew.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, what a day, what a day.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll tell you what, guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's end this with the islands in the stream while I read the drinking bro the week.
[SPEAKER_03]: Shall we?
[SPEAKER_03]: Can we do that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Can we fucking do that today?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think we can make that look.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can we play islands in the stream while we talk about the drinking bro of the week?
[SPEAKER_03]: You can submit on drinkingbroes.com, merch stores, all stocked up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit, I'm wearing one of the merch stores right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dude, I'm wearing a gold medalist for crisis.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shit, you are.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at this!
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now it's a dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, islands in the stream.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, we got a special shirt for you guys that I designed on drinkinbrows.com, pull up that Penn State shirt for a left.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, dude, we got a dollar bill in the middle of the nitty liens there.
[SPEAKER_03]: That white-out game is gonna be fucking lit this year, my friends.
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy shits, cannot fucking wait.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's go, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I made this shirt, thank you Brandon for popping it up.
[SPEAKER_03]: There, that's available college footballs about to start.
[SPEAKER_03]: We obviously own Penn State.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure they're gonna be stoked about this and I'm gonna call off the show for hard to have sell to her but whatever, man, it's a beautiful story.
[SPEAKER_03]: People doing cocaine, making love.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, I'm not saying it was a dude, but I'm sure they had, you know, women in the room afterwards.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck you.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is what we are, bitch.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why am I showing up?
[SPEAKER_03]: How can we be wrong?
[SPEAKER_03]: We can't.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'll wait with you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_03]: and let me lie in each other's mothers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that how it goes?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's what I thought I heard as a kid.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let us lie in each other's mothers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Aha.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at you, darling.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll love you with the love of us, go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everything is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Smith for drinking brollowing on drinkabros.com.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or the app, app is free on iPhones and Android's.
[SPEAKER_03]: I gotta find you in the phone case, and let's go, brother, I got the crime corner.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so you guys are shooting that tonight's?
[SPEAKER_03]: Shoot that tonight, we have the bathing suits in there, bro, box is on fire.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think that will be the best?
[SPEAKER_03]: The app has got 37,000 subscribers, about 35, 100 to 3700 active monthly ones.
[SPEAKER_03]: Get in there, dude, we got some video coming soon.
[SPEAKER_03]: fucking am, dude, fucking ants.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not ants about darling hard and I'm grieving, grieving real fucking hard today, guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: You get some mint for drinking bro the week on there, and then it gets emailed to us live on air.
[SPEAKER_03]: I say leave the song going and I'll all say it over it, all right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe take that out on a couple of nodules.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just in case it is, the serious one.
[SPEAKER_03]: What if it's like, hey, this is from my brother.
[SPEAKER_03]: You get his arms like chopped off and a fucking waterpull of accident.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, I should have, they should have submitted at a different time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll taste what we fade out if that's okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Lye in each other's mothers.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, drink it so I brought some mission.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just came in from a shunball with a hyphen in the middle of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Adkinson.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oklahoma listener since 2016 episode 10.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love the specificity of that's okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that a word?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a specificity.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought pretty good about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Probably should have let me roll with them.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, let's keep it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Whatever it's on you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everyone's technically now.
[SPEAKER_03]: You've got to take that home with yourself tonight.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's gonna roll right off my back, brother.
[SPEAKER_03]: roll right off my back, once the nominates Chris Rothstein, deceased, oh fuck, damn it, so is dolly, though.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, shit, what do we do?
[SPEAKER_03]: As I haven't read the rest of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I read these live on here every single day and I am like Ron Burgundy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will literally read what's in front of my face together.
[SPEAKER_03]: Get it together.
[SPEAKER_03]: But, do we play deceased for deceased?
[SPEAKER_03]: What do we think this is gonna be here?
[SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead, go ahead, fuck it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, go ahead, and then I'll read the rest of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't wanna take a peek.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna, whoever's in Patreon, and I'm not gonna look, and then we'll see what this is.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope this isn't like a horrific story, though.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I never read these, that's the truth, because I just wanted to be fresh, live on air.
[SPEAKER_03]: Chendizery, the comments and all that shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: That exact reason, I'm always love you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm getting choked up, get choked up on the inside.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ah!
[SPEAKER_03]: It's uh...
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's right here.
[SPEAKER_03]: A little hard bird on it, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: A little hard bird.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like this massive pressure on your chest.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I can only do one word of a Nick Noltsy impression.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's gas.
[SPEAKER_03]: Damn it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's where the gas.
[SPEAKER_03]: Damn it for this foot.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm writing.
[SPEAKER_03]: On behalf of my platoon, who recently lost his brother.
[SPEAKER_03]: Christopher Rossine was a devoted husband, father of six.
[SPEAKER_03]: Veteran, friend and deeply caring man, his life was defined by hard work, loyalty, compassion, and love for his family.
[SPEAKER_03]: Christopher recently passed away after a difficult fight with stage four,
[SPEAKER_03]: He did some purpose to it's like 19 medical terms, a bunch of medical data, you son of a bitch, John Paul, I know you did this on purpose, which is why I don't mind this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dahlia also passed away from cancer, so I feel like we're okay right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's a bit to continue with this.
[SPEAKER_03]: You fought hard to remain with the people we love for as long as possible of all the rules, Christopher held throughout his life, the ones that met the most were husband and father, for many people new Christopher.
[SPEAKER_03]: As a husband and a father, he served his country in Afghanistan in 2011.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was a young soldier with the H.H.C.
[SPEAKER_03]: It looks like one, two, seventy-ninth and tenth of the tree.
[SPEAKER_03]: One, two, seventy-ninth.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like you were in that scenario, wasn't it?
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... he was a scout platoon uh... aka savage one Christopher joined our units as a replacement during a difficult deployment and entered an environment that demanded a great deal for me
[SPEAKER_03]: Those of us who served alongside of them had the privilege of watching them grow through that experience one of his fellow soldiers remembered it this way.
[SPEAKER_03]: Throw into the wolves as a boy and we all watched him become a man in those few months.
[SPEAKER_03]: Christopher adapted, worked hard, turned the difficult days, earned the respect of the people around him and became one of our brothers.
[SPEAKER_03]: We remember the serious moments, but we also remember the ridiculous ones.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because this is ridiculous.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: We didn't know this was going to happen today.
[SPEAKER_03]: The kind of story soldiers still laugh about decades later, more than one of us will probably always remember Christopher battling with a goat during a long operation in the Zermont district.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pa-da-ya province and Afghanistan.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not even close on that, and I know that, and I apologize.
[SPEAKER_03]: Please spread the words and it's good for me and the wife and children as much as I can I'll put that I'll tell you what I'll put that in the audio description Since I write those and I'll put that down there and I think it's only fitting with saying we will always love you We will always love you.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have to with this points.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, and I'm sure if you would still a life you would appreciate this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh 100% that's during What is the name of this episode?
[SPEAKER_02]: The veteran humor fucking rest our IP world greatest heavies world's greatest heavies
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, I'm sorry that your best friend is at the end of the world's greatest heavies episode.
[SPEAKER_02]: Or maybe I'm not.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the episode that I would want to be memorialized on.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think so too.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think so too.
[SPEAKER_03]: But we appreciate it sooner than go to iTunes, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: The show of five star and leave a quick review.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bye.
[SPEAKER_03]: thought of it is funny man.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we hired Miguel, he's our editor and we're in the middle of this iTunes thing too video deal as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I'll start maybe this weekend.
[SPEAKER_03]: They usually pull over like one show at a time and all this other stuff, which is why we're in an office park.
[SPEAKER_03]: Video is become a massive part of podcasting and we've been hired more editors and all their stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: hired Miguel and I said, hey dude, put up all the back catalog episodes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Patreon
[SPEAKER_03]: The seriousness that he has taken this is that a level of like dude, I found like episode because it gets emailed to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I see it, I don't think he knows what I see it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like episode 11 11 was posted that I was just like, what the fuck bro?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even know where he's flying in these, but I love it, I love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was fake news episode 11 11 too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like it was something weird, like shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're getting deeper in the fucking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I saw, I went in there one time and he was uploading an episode and it was like,
[SPEAKER_01]: It was like talking about some of this weird virus that know we heard of called coronavirus.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that was like saying weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like some of the six years ago, huh?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was like, that is an old.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is an all right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then we'll be doing that with iTunes.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I was like, hey, bro, I told him when he got hired.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like,
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna go out of fucking work here, um, shit dude, so yeah, man, we appreciate it for real.
[SPEAKER_03]: I appreciate the support and the store and all that other fun stuff, man, and, uh, RIP dolly, we love you in all sincerity, um, the goat.
[SPEAKER_03]: We talked about this in Ross Peders for Revolution and there's not many icons left in this world What do you got Paul McCartney, Nick Jagger?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's about all its left unfortunately and it sucks as far as like the music side Actress side that's hold of a ball game, but Yeah, I somebody in the app had written today.
[SPEAKER_03]: They were like, man
[SPEAKER_03]: It feels like this is happening more and more, but we're also all just getting older too, which yeah, this is gonna happen more and more.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, yeah, we love you guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Appreciate you, it's internet, and even though he's not here at Pando.
[SPEAKER_03]: For Danther and Anthony Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson, this is the drink and Rose Pie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, good.
[SPEAKER_03]: 90.