WEBVTT 00:00.051 --> 00:10.037 [SPEAKER_00]: That's been wife happy birthday to you The time they hear this it'll be on your birthday cuz that's the day it's released Yeah, yeah, birthday. 00:10.617 --> 00:10.997 [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks. 00:11.017 --> 00:11.958 [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know what we're doing today? 00:12.718 --> 00:19.602 [SPEAKER_01]: We're reading Matthew which one the last one the final Matthew chapter 28. 00:19.963 --> 00:20.723 [SPEAKER_00]: That is correct. 00:20.743 --> 00:23.224 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so that means that last time we read Matthew 27 00:24.245 --> 00:25.826 [SPEAKER_00]: chapter 27 is correct. 00:26.146 --> 00:29.507 [SPEAKER_01]: And in that episode, we had Jesus died. 00:30.428 --> 00:31.108 [SPEAKER_00]: He did. 00:31.168 --> 00:33.289 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and, uh, and, and, freaky dude. 00:33.309 --> 00:38.371 [SPEAKER_01]: Before he died, he had that, that famous my God, my God, why have you forsaken me line, you know? 00:38.531 --> 00:41.973 [SPEAKER_00]: Only the way he said it, they were like, he's calling on Elijah. 00:42.633 --> 00:43.073 [SPEAKER_01]: Ray, yeah. 00:43.093 --> 00:43.734 [SPEAKER_01]: And we were like, what? 00:43.854 --> 00:45.356 [SPEAKER_00]: And there were the second Jesus, there were the Jesus Barat Barat. 00:45.376 --> 00:45.856 [SPEAKER_01]: Build a Barat Barat. 00:45.876 --> 00:46.937 [SPEAKER_01]: Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat. 00:46.977 --> 01:00.089 [SPEAKER_00]: Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat Barat 01:00.328 --> 01:02.870 [SPEAKER_00]: So there were not always multiple Jesus eye. 01:03.070 --> 01:08.595 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and of course, there were the zombies in wait and waiting. 01:08.916 --> 01:11.378 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, sir, they're sitting there waiting for Jesus to resurrect. 01:11.418 --> 01:12.719 [SPEAKER_00]: Were they zombies or what else? 01:13.039 --> 01:13.520 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. 01:14.668 --> 01:17.369 [SPEAKER_01]: It seems like they were zombies like I don't I don't give a fuck. 01:17.569 --> 01:23.652 [SPEAKER_01]: It seems zombies is way cooler and in fact that there are zombies in the Bible multiple times. 01:23.672 --> 01:26.133 [SPEAKER_01]: This is not the first time we've come across the Bible zombies. 01:26.333 --> 01:27.993 [SPEAKER_01]: Bibles on these. 01:28.093 --> 01:30.494 [SPEAKER_01]: There are multiple two places where there are Bibles on these. 01:30.634 --> 01:31.755 [SPEAKER_00]: Listen listen. 01:32.675 --> 01:41.966 [SPEAKER_00]: We had to sit through multiple versions of the passion of the Christ, which is the whole how Jesus is killed, right? 01:42.046 --> 01:43.768 [SPEAKER_00]: Multiple movies have been made about that. 01:44.148 --> 01:51.217 [SPEAKER_00]: The most recent one starred Mel Gibson, who is an anti-Semite and therefore has no business being in a movie. 01:52.578 --> 01:57.842 [SPEAKER_00]: I've never seen one of them either, but just knowing that they're out there and listening to Christians be like, always beautiful. 01:57.882 --> 02:00.564 [SPEAKER_00]: You should listen to it and watch it is so beautiful. 02:00.584 --> 02:01.565 [SPEAKER_00]: I just want to be fair. 02:01.605 --> 02:02.686 [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't sat through shells. 02:02.846 --> 02:10.652 [SPEAKER_00]: I haven't sat through shit either, but we had to sit through knowing they exist and living through people like be like, no, no, no, it's so beautiful. 02:10.672 --> 02:11.633 [SPEAKER_00]: You sit, right? 02:11.893 --> 02:13.754 [SPEAKER_00]: But this is what I want to see. 02:14.115 --> 02:15.816 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to see the passion of the Christ. 02:16.076 --> 02:18.518 [SPEAKER_00]: I want to see the story of the Bible zombies. 02:20.279 --> 02:23.642 [SPEAKER_01]: I want to know what was the one before that, the last passion. 02:24.082 --> 02:28.765 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't fucking know, but they do want every fucking Christmas at the churches. 02:28.805 --> 02:29.686 [SPEAKER_01]: They do have the churches. 02:29.706 --> 02:30.486 [SPEAKER_01]: Which, yeah. 02:30.566 --> 02:30.887 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 02:31.447 --> 02:33.508 [SPEAKER_00]: And so you always see like you be driving around. 02:33.588 --> 02:38.452 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know on our town where we live, there's like fucking churches on every goddamn street corner. 02:38.672 --> 02:38.852 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 02:39.052 --> 02:45.216 [SPEAKER_00]: And then plus sometimes in the middle of the block, there's so sometimes you have like three in a row. 02:46.152 --> 03:00.319 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, churches and and they always have their signs up for their fucking come see our pageant But I don't think there was a plethora of passion movies that's all I think that there are there seem to be their feet. 03:00.339 --> 03:03.621 [SPEAKER_00]: It feels like there are okay I'm going off feelings. 03:04.041 --> 03:06.002 [SPEAKER_00]: What the right is to do it all the fucking time. 03:06.182 --> 03:07.323 [SPEAKER_00]: I can do it if I want to. 03:07.583 --> 03:09.064 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean you can also be wrong. 03:09.462 --> 03:13.666 [SPEAKER_00]: I could be wrong, but it feels like there's a lot of fucking passion movies out there. 03:13.887 --> 03:17.731 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, before we get into our episode, I do want to, we have a thank you. 03:17.971 --> 03:18.612 [SPEAKER_01]: What? 03:18.652 --> 03:25.118 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we've got a new patron, and I'm a little behind on the patron shout-off because our episode's been coming out slowly. 03:25.479 --> 03:28.482 [SPEAKER_01]: So, um, I want to thank Heather M. Heather M. 03:28.762 --> 03:32.885 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Heather became a member a week or two ago. 03:32.905 --> 03:38.889 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure exactly what what did they was Wait, no, they've been a member since July so it's been at least three weeks Holy moly. 03:38.909 --> 03:40.430 [SPEAKER_01]: We're a little late to the game getting it out. 03:40.511 --> 03:41.171 [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you, Heather. 03:41.371 --> 03:46.295 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so thank you so much for becoming a member We really really really appreciate it. 03:47.816 --> 03:54.781 [SPEAKER_01]: We just couldn't do this without you guys Like this is that it's always just amazing when we get new members and and we we have to 03:56.979 --> 03:59.481 [SPEAKER_01]: we're just humbled by it, like it's just so cool. 03:59.961 --> 04:10.009 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the fact that people will not just listen to us, but then they like support us this way or support us other ways by showing up on Tuesdays. 04:10.469 --> 04:12.271 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, that's like what we're doing right now. 04:12.291 --> 04:13.612 [SPEAKER_00]: Like we're doing right now, I'm just kidding. 04:13.632 --> 04:16.234 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, every Tuesday, 10 PM Eastern. 04:16.254 --> 04:16.854 [SPEAKER_01]: Right, right. 04:17.255 --> 04:21.158 [SPEAKER_01]: But they do Heather M for your support. 04:21.318 --> 04:26.602 [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Heather M. That being said, what are we getting into today? 04:27.205 --> 04:32.146 [SPEAKER_00]: We are, as you already said, reading little Maddie chapter 28. 04:32.287 --> 04:34.007 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, let's do this. 04:34.187 --> 04:34.867 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, don't keep. 04:35.307 --> 04:41.269 [UNKNOWN]: All right, we are hopping into little Maddie chapter 28, the final chapter of Matthew. 04:41.449 --> 04:41.809 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 04:52.086 --> 04:53.927 [SPEAKER_00]: And it's really short, so that's fun. 04:54.247 --> 04:55.047 [SPEAKER_01]: That's fun for us. 04:55.187 --> 04:57.447 [SPEAKER_01]: How do you, what, what, more do you have to add once Jesus? 04:57.527 --> 05:00.608 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I really want to know about the zombie apocalypse. 05:00.628 --> 05:01.908 [SPEAKER_00]: That's what we're going to read about right now. 05:01.928 --> 05:02.469 [SPEAKER_01]: Is it really? 05:02.509 --> 05:02.769 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 05:02.809 --> 05:03.869 [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to read about the zombies? 05:04.209 --> 05:04.429 [SPEAKER_00]: No. 05:05.189 --> 05:05.429 [SPEAKER_00]: No. 05:05.909 --> 05:06.089 [SPEAKER_01]: No. 05:06.389 --> 05:07.650 [SPEAKER_00]: I thought you meant like the coming. 05:07.710 --> 05:08.730 [SPEAKER_00]: No, I would have another one. 05:08.770 --> 05:10.870 [SPEAKER_01]: I want to fucking zombie, you know, chapter. 05:11.051 --> 05:11.831 [SPEAKER_00]: No, I do too. 05:12.031 --> 05:13.971 [SPEAKER_00]: Like I already told you, that's the movie I want. 05:14.031 --> 05:14.311 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 05:14.571 --> 05:17.152 [SPEAKER_00]: But no, this is just, you know, how Jesus died. 05:17.412 --> 05:18.313 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I know how he died. 05:18.393 --> 05:20.416 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, obviously we bad he died. 05:20.456 --> 05:23.219 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the last chapter, one, this one, he comes back. 05:24.541 --> 05:25.803 [SPEAKER_01]: That's what we're going to read now. 05:25.963 --> 05:26.584 [SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy. 05:26.944 --> 05:27.185 [SPEAKER_01]: Right. 05:27.305 --> 05:28.947 [SPEAKER_01]: That's, I had no idea. 05:28.967 --> 05:30.869 [SPEAKER_00]: That's just like you're a pinion man. 05:32.687 --> 05:33.287 [SPEAKER_00]: All right, ready? 05:34.187 --> 06:01.032 [SPEAKER_00]: After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week, oh, we were warned to try to keep track of the days at all this stuff breaks down because when we get into the other gospels that they like do things on a different timeline and like, depends on like when the Sabbath falls and you and I kind of had a discussion about this because I've read things about this in the past. 06:02.755 --> 06:25.563 [SPEAKER_01]: breaking this down if we really want to match like if we're trying to match this up like me not going to work the ultimate timeline by combining them all into one kind of thing right and and that's one of the more interesting things about the contradictions within the Gospels right like these are the the testaments of of these people supposedly and they don't they don't work right there's things very wrong right so 06:27.027 --> 06:34.184 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so after the Sabbath, I don't on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and other Mary went to look at the tomb. 06:35.221 --> 06:36.202 [SPEAKER_01]: the Mary I. 06:36.282 --> 06:37.842 [SPEAKER_00]: The Mary I. Yeah. 06:38.203 --> 06:40.364 [SPEAKER_00]: The Maddiachi band. 06:41.124 --> 06:44.326 [SPEAKER_00]: The Madakuchi, Maraposa. 06:45.006 --> 06:45.786 [SPEAKER_00]: That's Butterfly. 06:45.946 --> 06:46.647 [SPEAKER_00]: It's being mesh. 06:46.707 --> 06:47.327 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 06:47.467 --> 06:47.647 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 06:47.727 --> 06:48.008 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 06:48.348 --> 06:50.349 [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so all the Mary's went to look at the tomb. 06:50.689 --> 06:50.969 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 06:50.989 --> 06:51.249 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 06:51.389 --> 06:51.569 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 06:51.709 --> 06:59.433 [SPEAKER_00]: There was a violent earthquake for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and going to the tomb rolled back the stone and sat on it. 07:04.645 --> 07:06.806 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just so sorry, I don't mean to be disrespectful. 07:06.826 --> 07:25.134 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey 07:25.614 --> 07:29.917 [SPEAKER_00]: His appearance was like lightning, like grease lightning, just lightning. 07:29.937 --> 07:30.518 [SPEAKER_01]: Just like sure. 07:30.738 --> 07:32.940 [SPEAKER_00]: And his clothes were white as snow. 07:32.960 --> 07:34.341 [SPEAKER_01]: Does it say white as snow? 07:34.481 --> 07:35.322 [SPEAKER_00]: It does, really. 07:35.422 --> 07:37.123 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, as clothes were white as snow. 07:37.383 --> 07:37.803 [SPEAKER_01]: Interesting. 07:37.984 --> 07:41.306 [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's interesting that the angel had clothes, honestly. 07:41.506 --> 07:41.746 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 07:41.967 --> 07:46.330 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, if I'd picture an angel at all, it's always in some like robe. 07:47.571 --> 07:47.831 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 07:48.432 --> 07:49.753 [SPEAKER_00]: And I guess it is white as snow. 07:51.080 --> 07:51.681 [SPEAKER_01]: I suppose. 07:51.922 --> 07:52.303 [SPEAKER_01]: Sure. 07:52.483 --> 07:52.944 [SPEAKER_00]: You know what? 07:53.725 --> 08:00.377 [SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes I picture an angel in a robe that's more like brownish garb like a monk's robe. 08:00.678 --> 08:00.918 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 08:01.499 --> 08:03.623 [SPEAKER_00]: Like I think that's how I would picture it more. 08:04.511 --> 08:04.891 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 08:04.911 --> 08:16.795 [SPEAKER_01]: I picture white pretty much like what I mean like you know as I've been taught through society Through with regard to the ages look like they came out in the very right and gleaming glory types, you know They are glory. 08:16.975 --> 08:22.557 [SPEAKER_00]: They always be glowing right the guards were so afraid of him You know because he's sitting there on a rock. 08:22.577 --> 08:28.779 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that means a fucking angel comes down And I think a light dinner whatever and then sits on a rock that he just moved like that's you know not normal 08:29.179 --> 08:33.804 [SPEAKER_00]: So the guards were afraid of him, so afraid that they shook and became like dead men. 08:34.925 --> 08:37.127 [SPEAKER_00]: They weren't dead men, but they were awfully like it. 08:37.368 --> 08:38.289 [SPEAKER_01]: They were like possums. 08:38.649 --> 08:40.010 [SPEAKER_01]: They don't believe they played dead. 08:40.711 --> 08:42.693 [SPEAKER_00]: But they were not zombies. 08:42.773 --> 08:45.176 [SPEAKER_00]: They just merely played part of zombie. 08:45.196 --> 08:46.737 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the zombies come later apparently. 08:46.977 --> 08:47.718 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not a zombie. 08:47.738 --> 08:48.799 [SPEAKER_00]: I just play one on TV. 08:49.620 --> 08:56.506 [SPEAKER_00]: The angel said to the women, the Mary's, do not be afraid for I know that you're looking for Jesus who was crucified. 08:57.027 --> 08:57.728 [SPEAKER_00]: He's not here. 08:57.748 --> 09:01.031 [SPEAKER_00]: He has risen just as he said. 09:01.991 --> 09:03.253 [SPEAKER_00]: Come and see the place where he lay. 09:05.282 --> 09:29.983 [SPEAKER_00]: where he did lay not not where he is like the past 10 okay yeah yeah yeah yeah then go quickly and tell us the cyples he is risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee there we'll see him hold on though just because he's not there it doesn't mean he's risen that the angel said so but okay all right he glow in he's got his glowy white dress on and he said it therefore it is a fact okay 09:30.303 --> 09:40.347 [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, listen, if an angel came in to your living room and he rolled up a rock and he sat down in your living room and he said, Husband, Husband, I'm going to tell you some things. 09:40.747 --> 09:41.007 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 09:41.608 --> 09:42.428 [SPEAKER_00]: When you'll be late. 09:44.199 --> 09:54.046 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I mean, yeah, that would that would be it's just that if somebody were to tell me that story Hmm, I wouldn't believe them right more much like I don't believe this. 09:54.106 --> 09:54.946 [SPEAKER_00]: But let me ask you this. 09:55.046 --> 10:01.851 [SPEAKER_00]: Let me ask you this Let's say that all of a sudden Angel start being on every fucking street corner. 10:01.951 --> 10:09.275 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah people start being possessed by demons and having exorcism What allows me to know that they are angels and that people are closed. 10:09.315 --> 10:10.036 [SPEAKER_00]: They're white. 10:10.056 --> 10:11.417 [SPEAKER_00]: They glow and they're white 10:12.597 --> 10:14.340 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and just can only be white. 10:14.380 --> 10:17.244 [SPEAKER_00]: Did you know all the white people will tell you something? 10:17.264 --> 10:18.406 [SPEAKER_01]: Radioactive Maga people. 10:18.667 --> 10:19.167 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 10:19.308 --> 10:19.588 [SPEAKER_01]: All right. 10:19.808 --> 10:20.249 [SPEAKER_01]: Got it. 10:20.329 --> 10:21.070 [SPEAKER_00]: They're glowing. 10:21.511 --> 10:24.155 [SPEAKER_00]: And so let's see that. 10:25.138 --> 10:33.060 [SPEAKER_00]: like you're walking around and all of a sudden you realize damn, this world has really changed a lot in the last 10 years. 10:33.120 --> 10:36.321 [SPEAKER_00]: There are fucking angels on every street corner now. 10:36.541 --> 10:37.882 [SPEAKER_00]: One like this when I was growing up. 10:38.102 --> 10:40.043 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then you're like, wasn't. 10:40.303 --> 10:43.303 [SPEAKER_00]: And exorcisms, like I've seen a few, man. 10:43.404 --> 10:45.184 [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, okay, demons are real. 10:45.224 --> 10:46.124 [SPEAKER_00]: Position is real. 10:46.224 --> 10:49.565 [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, those real, magic, real, holy moly. 10:50.006 --> 10:53.487 [SPEAKER_00]: That Chris Angel me was really into some, you know, deep stuff. 10:55.047 --> 10:55.307 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 10:55.368 --> 10:57.210 [SPEAKER_00]: Statue of Liberty, fucking disappeared. 10:57.370 --> 11:00.134 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I'd still have questions if I didn't, you know. 11:00.475 --> 11:02.378 [SPEAKER_00]: I said David Angel, but I'm at Chris Angel. 11:02.398 --> 11:02.618 [SPEAKER_01]: No. 11:03.840 --> 11:04.160 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 11:04.340 --> 11:04.761 [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever. 11:05.622 --> 11:07.325 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, all the magician go, yeah. 11:07.545 --> 11:10.129 [SPEAKER_00]: They all have interchangeable names because they're all fake. 11:10.369 --> 11:10.549 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 11:10.649 --> 11:11.290 [SPEAKER_00]: In my mind. 11:11.911 --> 11:16.133 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just that, like, those people, right, they can do things that are pretty amazing, right? 11:16.453 --> 11:19.435 [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't mean it's real, just means it's slight hand. 11:19.475 --> 11:20.555 [SPEAKER_01]: So, like, I don't know. 11:20.855 --> 11:24.757 [SPEAKER_00]: But let's say that you're walking around and you just be seeing magic and angels. 11:25.238 --> 11:29.660 [SPEAKER_00]: First hand, people raising from the dead, the blind can see, okay? 11:29.760 --> 11:31.161 [SPEAKER_00]: First hand, you're seeing all this shit. 11:31.641 --> 11:33.942 [SPEAKER_00]: And now an angel is in your living room telling you some shit. 11:34.122 --> 11:35.943 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, but it's okay. 11:36.553 --> 11:46.101 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, now let's say the angels not in your living room telling you some shit, but your friend came and told you, hey, you know how there's angels everywhere in your like, sure, sure, sure, yeah, I see them all the time. 11:46.482 --> 11:53.047 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, one of them told me blah, blah, blah, what you believe in then you've been seeing angels, what it would be surprising. 11:54.408 --> 11:54.829 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. 11:56.324 --> 11:58.385 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm having trouble putting myself in this scenario. 11:58.445 --> 12:06.047 [SPEAKER_00]: But I'm trying to put you in this world where they think angels are all over the place and they see them all the time. 12:06.087 --> 12:07.947 [SPEAKER_01]: They think angels are all over the place. 12:07.967 --> 12:10.568 [SPEAKER_01]: They don't actually have ridden historical accounts. 12:10.668 --> 12:13.909 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm so sorry, but this Bible here. 12:14.409 --> 12:15.770 [SPEAKER_01]: Is that a circle account? 12:15.910 --> 12:19.191 [SPEAKER_00]: It does say, though, that there were angels everywhere. 12:19.631 --> 12:22.611 [SPEAKER_00]: And people doing exercises. 12:22.692 --> 12:24.312 [SPEAKER_01]: It's still not a historical account. 12:24.572 --> 12:26.714 [SPEAKER_00]: I said exercises, but I'm at exercise systems. 12:26.734 --> 12:27.014 [SPEAKER_01]: Right. 12:27.555 --> 12:31.118 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, anyways, this angel guy, he's talking to the Mary's. 12:31.378 --> 12:31.618 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 12:31.879 --> 12:34.921 [SPEAKER_00]: And he says, anyway, Jesus ain't here. 12:35.021 --> 12:37.684 [SPEAKER_00]: He's risen from the dead and tell your friends. 12:39.045 --> 12:42.909 [SPEAKER_00]: He is going to go ahead of you into Galilee and there you will see him. 12:43.209 --> 12:44.090 [SPEAKER_01]: OK. All right. 12:44.190 --> 12:45.131 [SPEAKER_00]: Now I have told you. 12:45.371 --> 12:45.851 [SPEAKER_01]: He told us. 12:46.011 --> 12:46.972 [SPEAKER_00]: He told them. 12:47.052 --> 12:47.953 [SPEAKER_01]: Then the Mary. 12:49.034 --> 12:50.116 [SPEAKER_00]: the Mary I. Yeah. 12:50.516 --> 12:51.778 [SPEAKER_00]: And the Mary posts us. 12:51.858 --> 12:52.058 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 12:52.599 --> 12:55.884 [SPEAKER_00]: So the women heard a way from the tomb afraid. 12:55.904 --> 12:57.206 [SPEAKER_00]: You have to look joy. 12:57.226 --> 12:57.827 [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm. 12:57.847 --> 12:59.389 [SPEAKER_00]: They ran to tell us the cypals. 12:59.930 --> 13:00.971 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 13:01.071 --> 13:01.892 [SPEAKER_00]: He prison. 13:03.054 --> 13:03.134 [SPEAKER_00]: Hey. 13:03.995 --> 13:05.357 [SPEAKER_00]: Suddenly Jesus met them. 13:06.101 --> 13:06.441 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 13:06.541 --> 13:07.322 [SPEAKER_00]: Whoa. 13:07.522 --> 13:09.602 [SPEAKER_01]: I guess they're already in Galilee, Cali. 13:10.083 --> 13:12.984 [SPEAKER_00]: Galilee, Galilee, you did it. 13:14.765 --> 13:15.505 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 13:15.865 --> 13:16.765 [SPEAKER_00]: Here's the thing, though. 13:17.106 --> 13:18.106 [SPEAKER_00]: They know he's dead. 13:18.186 --> 13:19.406 [SPEAKER_00]: They saw him die. 13:19.667 --> 13:20.747 [SPEAKER_00]: They moved his body. 13:21.207 --> 13:21.487 [SPEAKER_00]: Right? 13:21.687 --> 13:25.749 [SPEAKER_00]: The Mary's have been here the whole time watching and now suddenly Jesus met them. 13:26.089 --> 13:26.970 [SPEAKER_00]: Greetings, he said. 13:27.050 --> 13:28.890 [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, holy shit, you're dead. 13:28.950 --> 13:30.051 [SPEAKER_01]: Those are the words it says. 13:30.111 --> 13:30.331 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 13:30.631 --> 13:35.435 [SPEAKER_00]: But that's what I'm saying, like, and then Christians are like, yeah, of course, that makes sense. 13:35.535 --> 13:36.055 [SPEAKER_01]: Right. 13:36.075 --> 13:37.717 [SPEAKER_01]: But why are they like, of course, that makes sense? 13:37.777 --> 13:39.218 [SPEAKER_00]: Because the Bible said so. 13:40.279 --> 13:42.080 [SPEAKER_01]: But what about it has made sense to this point? 13:42.441 --> 13:43.361 [SPEAKER_01]: Why would this be the one? 13:43.662 --> 13:50.127 [SPEAKER_01]: Why would this be something that we take seriously as opposed to like the rest of the shit that is really weird and questionable? 13:51.195 --> 13:54.876 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, but they seem to think it's very important that it actually happened. 13:54.936 --> 13:55.116 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 13:55.716 --> 13:57.077 [SPEAKER_00]: Greetings, Jesus said. 13:57.097 --> 14:00.358 [SPEAKER_00]: I find that a week lame. 14:01.658 --> 14:06.380 [SPEAKER_00]: Those are your first words to the marries upon rising from the dead. 14:06.740 --> 14:07.420 [SPEAKER_00]: Greetings. 14:07.980 --> 14:10.721 [SPEAKER_00]: They came to him, class this B and worshiped him. 14:11.101 --> 14:13.622 [SPEAKER_00]: Then Jesus said to them, do not be afraid. 14:13.702 --> 14:15.422 [SPEAKER_00]: Go until my brothers, they go to Galilee. 14:15.462 --> 14:16.443 [SPEAKER_00]: They will see me. 14:17.401 --> 14:19.444 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so this is before he goes to Galilee. 14:19.804 --> 14:20.064 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 14:20.084 --> 14:20.465 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 14:20.485 --> 14:21.166 [SPEAKER_00]: They're on their way. 14:21.186 --> 14:21.746 [SPEAKER_01]: All right. 14:21.987 --> 14:24.930 [SPEAKER_01]: So the angel said that they'd meet them in Galilee. 14:24.950 --> 14:26.933 [SPEAKER_00]: He said to tell the boys. 14:27.393 --> 14:27.554 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh. 14:27.874 --> 14:29.115 [SPEAKER_00]: Tell to G-Gang. 14:29.816 --> 14:30.317 [SPEAKER_00]: Look, do you know? 14:30.657 --> 14:31.058 [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's okay. 14:31.078 --> 14:31.478 [SPEAKER_01]: It's okay. 14:31.498 --> 14:31.939 [SPEAKER_01]: It's okay. 14:32.039 --> 14:32.439 [SPEAKER_01]: It's okay. 14:32.480 --> 14:33.240 [SPEAKER_01]: Just continue. 14:33.280 --> 14:34.622 [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, wait, wait. 14:34.662 --> 14:36.044 [SPEAKER_01]: We're close enough to the, the, 14:36.264 --> 14:37.946 [SPEAKER_00]: I know, but you looked confused. 14:38.006 --> 14:43.931 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, because so this is he said this is what he said to the woman to not be afraid for I know you're looking for Jesus who was crucified. 14:44.171 --> 14:44.752 [SPEAKER_00]: He's not here. 14:44.812 --> 14:47.694 [SPEAKER_00]: He has written just as he said, common see the place where he lay. 14:48.215 --> 14:51.317 [SPEAKER_00]: Then go quickly and tell his disciples. 14:51.718 --> 14:57.783 [SPEAKER_00]: He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of y'all, you boys, touchy gang, into Galilee. 14:58.023 --> 15:03.148 [SPEAKER_01]: Right, but I read that as it was read, it felt like the y'all included, you know. 15:03.608 --> 15:12.994 [SPEAKER_00]: No, he's telling Mary to tell the boys, tell the boys that I'm on meet y'all up there, because Jesus is going to meet them up there, okay? 15:13.715 --> 15:14.155 [SPEAKER_00]: And there. 15:15.416 --> 15:17.057 [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so man takes it's not a big deal. 15:17.277 --> 15:17.517 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 15:18.137 --> 15:27.583 [SPEAKER_00]: So anyways, and then Jesus is meeting the the Mary's on the way to Tucci gang, and he repeats it. 15:27.763 --> 15:28.064 [SPEAKER_00]: Tell the 15:30.457 --> 15:37.543 [SPEAKER_00]: All right, while the women were on their way, some of the guards went into the city and reported to the chief priests, everything that had happened. 15:38.543 --> 15:41.385 [SPEAKER_00]: So I guess some of the, oh, because there was a guard. 15:41.685 --> 15:43.086 [SPEAKER_01]: There were, yeah, play dead, remember? 15:43.306 --> 15:47.609 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but there was also, they had put a guard to make sure the body didn't get stolen. 15:47.749 --> 15:49.831 [SPEAKER_01]: Those are the ones that played dead because the angel showed up. 15:49.851 --> 15:50.071 [SPEAKER_00]: Right. 15:50.151 --> 15:55.635 [SPEAKER_00]: And in the previous chapter, the reason that they are there is to make sure the body wasn't stolen. 15:55.715 --> 15:56.355 [SPEAKER_00]: Right. 15:57.096 --> 16:01.659 [SPEAKER_00]: So these guys were like, holy fuck, that angel, right? 16:01.739 --> 16:02.880 [SPEAKER_00]: You stole that too, right? 16:02.940 --> 16:05.101 [SPEAKER_01]: And of course this is corroborated and Roman, 16:06.462 --> 16:07.323 [SPEAKER_01]: Notes, right. 16:07.663 --> 16:10.686 [SPEAKER_00]: I haven't done that much research, but I'm going to guess no. 16:10.726 --> 16:10.926 [SPEAKER_00]: Right. 16:10.986 --> 16:12.528 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm going to guess no as well. 16:12.548 --> 16:21.896 [SPEAKER_00]: So they ran to the pre chief ran and told the chief priests everything that it happened when the chief priests had met with the elders and devised a plan. 16:21.916 --> 16:22.697 [SPEAKER_01]: Hmm. 16:22.937 --> 16:23.638 [SPEAKER_00]: What devised? 16:23.658 --> 16:26.020 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, how do you devise a plan against zombies? 16:26.200 --> 16:26.480 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 16:27.061 --> 16:29.303 [SPEAKER_00]: Zombies, ghosts, angels. 16:29.723 --> 16:29.963 [SPEAKER_01]: Right. 16:30.003 --> 16:31.424 [SPEAKER_00]: Like this is a force. 16:32.185 --> 16:36.386 [SPEAKER_00]: And y'all are coming up with a, they, I'm not sure, they devised the plan. 16:36.426 --> 16:37.447 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what is your plan? 16:37.507 --> 16:38.927 [SPEAKER_00]: And why do you have a plan? 16:39.107 --> 16:39.807 [SPEAKER_00]: This happened. 16:39.827 --> 16:41.828 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not quite sure. 16:41.848 --> 16:42.668 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 16:42.868 --> 16:44.529 [SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, they devised the plan. 16:44.569 --> 16:56.653 [SPEAKER_00]: They gave the soldiers a large sum sum of money, telling them you are to say, quote, his disciples came during the night and stole him away while we were asleep. 16:57.647 --> 17:07.481 [SPEAKER_00]: So basically, hey, soldiers throw yourself under the bus and say that you were negligent on the job and that you fell asleep and that his body was actually stolen out from unto you. 17:07.741 --> 17:10.165 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like that's the more likely scenario, anyway. 17:10.505 --> 17:11.086 [SPEAKER_00]: Probably. 17:11.106 --> 17:12.188 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, probably. 17:13.489 --> 17:19.153 [SPEAKER_00]: But they were paid to throw themselves under the bus. 17:19.173 --> 17:19.413 [SPEAKER_01]: Sure. 17:19.433 --> 17:20.214 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 17:20.454 --> 17:25.757 [SPEAKER_00]: If this report gets to the governor we will satisfy him and keep you out of trouble. 17:26.398 --> 17:29.360 [SPEAKER_00]: So they're like, just do this. 17:29.460 --> 17:29.800 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 17:29.820 --> 17:30.060 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 17:30.200 --> 17:31.762 [SPEAKER_00]: And the soldiers are like, okay. 17:32.242 --> 17:40.367 [SPEAKER_00]: So the soldiers took the money and did is they were instructed and this story has been widely circulated among the Jews to this very day. 17:40.387 --> 17:42.329 [SPEAKER_00]: This ain't anti-Semitic. 17:43.435 --> 17:52.498 [SPEAKER_00]: Look, look, look, I know that somebody in the comments is going to be like this was still Jewish people arguing with other Jewish people about how to do Judaism. 17:52.698 --> 17:54.699 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, there are some against propaganda. 17:54.839 --> 17:57.420 [SPEAKER_01]: This is both sides are doing propaganda, right? 17:57.960 --> 18:06.002 [SPEAKER_01]: So like the Jewish people are like, nah, just the people that were friends of his stole them out from the temple, right? 18:06.022 --> 18:06.702 [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody deal with this. 18:06.863 --> 18:08.203 [SPEAKER_00]: That's the story that they were told. 18:08.323 --> 18:22.353 [SPEAKER_01]: Right, right, that's what they were told and then the Christians are like no man he came back to life But like there's there's a question about whether he the these people if he came if he comes back to life I feel like that would make again front page news. 18:22.513 --> 18:25.956 [SPEAKER_01]: You know like even in those times like whatever front page news meant 18:27.020 --> 18:53.430 [SPEAKER_00]: whatever their Facebook of the day was guys this guy came back to life he's this guy's but wouldn't have been gone right this wouldn't have been big news if they thought people were being raised up from the dead all the fucking time if this is no big deal everybody be raised up from the dead if they're in their minds but there's no historical account but that doesn't matter they they believed it and therefore people today still believe it 18:55.195 --> 18:57.476 [SPEAKER_01]: People believe a lot of things that people tell them. 18:58.137 --> 19:02.720 [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't necessarily mean that they believe them for good reasons, though. 19:02.740 --> 19:09.404 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, there's not actual events happening that confirm these ideas. 19:09.484 --> 19:12.006 [SPEAKER_00]: I will, you don't think that I'm trying to, or do I do? 19:12.046 --> 19:12.987 [SPEAKER_00]: These things happen. 19:13.007 --> 19:15.148 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't. 19:15.828 --> 19:19.931 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just thinking this through and I'm like, this is not, there's no sense. 19:19.971 --> 19:20.672 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not sense. 19:20.872 --> 19:22.113 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, we are in agreement. 19:22.133 --> 19:23.554 [SPEAKER_00]: We are of an accord. 19:23.594 --> 19:23.834 [SPEAKER_00]: Right. 19:24.796 --> 19:32.902 [SPEAKER_00]: Then the 11 disciples, Tuchigang, it was 12, but let us not forget that the one do went off and hanged himself. 19:33.083 --> 19:34.364 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 19:34.464 --> 19:42.210 [SPEAKER_00]: So the 11 that we're left went to Galilee, Galilee, Galilee, to the mountain where Jesus had told them to go. 19:42.790 --> 19:46.253 [SPEAKER_00]: When they saw him, they worshipped him, but some doubted. 19:49.103 --> 19:51.424 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, listen, listen, the fucker died. 19:51.804 --> 19:53.325 [SPEAKER_01]: Listen, what are you doubting at this point? 19:53.345 --> 19:56.787 [SPEAKER_00]: This is the end of the fucking book of Matthew, right? 19:56.807 --> 19:58.368 [SPEAKER_00]: There's only like three sentences left. 19:58.448 --> 20:00.069 [SPEAKER_01]: No, only a lot of these fuckers left. 20:00.689 --> 20:02.970 [SPEAKER_00]: I know, but listen, listen, listen, listen. 20:03.690 --> 20:04.831 [SPEAKER_00]: This is what I'm trying to say. 20:04.851 --> 20:05.291 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 20:05.511 --> 20:10.514 [SPEAKER_00]: We are at the end of Matthew and still some of the disciples are like, 20:10.934 --> 20:13.777 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't believe this ain't true. 20:13.978 --> 20:14.959 [SPEAKER_00]: This isn't true. 20:14.979 --> 20:15.519 [SPEAKER_01]: This is true. 20:15.539 --> 20:17.001 [SPEAKER_00]: Do you know what that says to me? 20:17.441 --> 20:18.723 [SPEAKER_00]: Let me finish my thought here. 20:18.743 --> 20:19.063 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 20:19.083 --> 20:28.673 [SPEAKER_00]: What that says to me is that even at the end of the book of Matthew, the disciples, his 2G game were in doubt that this was true. 20:29.194 --> 20:32.698 [SPEAKER_00]: That lets every single one of us off the fucking look. 20:33.278 --> 20:42.145 [SPEAKER_01]: Boy yeah, because you can doubt somebody who died and came back alive and there's something wrong with the story and Apparently from the beginning. 20:42.285 --> 20:44.947 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like this is not this is not correct. 20:45.067 --> 20:47.209 [SPEAKER_01]: This is not so where the fuck are the zombies? 20:47.349 --> 20:54.594 [SPEAKER_01]: We we talked about zombies in the last chapter and they just started ignoring them so far and I can see Based on where you're at that we're almost near the end. 20:54.775 --> 20:58.337 [SPEAKER_01]: So I said there's only like maybe The fuck are the zombies? 20:58.397 --> 20:59.818 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think we're getting them in this book. 20:59.938 --> 21:01.279 [SPEAKER_01]: I am really pissed off 21:02.040 --> 21:04.241 [SPEAKER_01]: Because I want some fucking Bible zombies, damn it. 21:04.581 --> 21:07.382 [SPEAKER_00]: I might have to come up with a Bible zombie story. 21:07.402 --> 21:09.242 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like this is fan-fick waiting to happen. 21:09.362 --> 21:12.664 [SPEAKER_00]: If I write some zombie fan-fick, could I... Bible zombie fan-fick? 21:12.684 --> 21:14.164 [SPEAKER_00]: Bible zombie fan-fick? 21:14.524 --> 21:14.924 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 21:15.244 --> 21:16.145 [SPEAKER_00]: Could I read it here? 21:16.205 --> 21:17.285 [SPEAKER_00]: Would that be like a game? 21:17.365 --> 21:18.726 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll do a special Patreon thing. 21:18.846 --> 21:19.126 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 21:19.486 --> 21:19.826 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 21:20.126 --> 21:20.526 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm for it. 21:20.646 --> 21:21.807 [SPEAKER_01]: Do a special special Patreon. 21:22.007 --> 21:22.267 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 21:22.947 --> 21:29.292 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, when we finish all the gospels, I will come up with some zombie fanfare. 21:29.312 --> 21:29.592 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 21:29.692 --> 21:31.393 [SPEAKER_00]: Zombie Bible fanfare. 21:31.413 --> 21:31.634 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 21:31.914 --> 21:32.214 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 21:32.314 --> 21:32.494 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 21:33.095 --> 21:33.395 [SPEAKER_00]: All right. 21:33.535 --> 21:35.256 [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, some of them still doubted. 21:35.837 --> 21:39.960 [SPEAKER_00]: Then Jesus came to them and said, all authority, oh, red ink. 21:40.220 --> 21:41.041 [SPEAKER_00]: So you know it was real. 21:41.281 --> 21:41.621 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 21:41.741 --> 21:42.021 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 21:42.261 --> 21:47.686 [SPEAKER_00]: All authority and heaven and on earth has been given to me, you know, because I said so. 21:47.906 --> 21:48.126 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 21:48.466 --> 21:50.588 [SPEAKER_00]: Believe me, because I'm telling you too. 21:50.828 --> 21:51.048 [SPEAKER_01]: Right. 21:52.509 --> 22:07.017 [SPEAKER_00]: Therefore, go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. 22:08.318 --> 22:12.562 [SPEAKER_00]: And surely I am with you always to the very end of the age, the end. 22:12.702 --> 22:14.023 [SPEAKER_01]: This is the book of Matthew. 22:14.383 --> 22:15.704 [SPEAKER_01]: That is how the book of Matthew in. 22:15.744 --> 22:17.346 [SPEAKER_01]: That's the book of Matthew. 22:17.446 --> 22:18.667 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm really fucking angry. 22:18.867 --> 22:21.309 [SPEAKER_01]: And that's such a stupid fucking story. 22:21.629 --> 22:30.256 [SPEAKER_00]: That's why we have missionaries that are like, we were instructed to go to old nations and to beat them over the head with Christianity. 22:30.316 --> 22:30.757 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just a 22:33.819 --> 22:38.322 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what I was expecting on the first book of the Bible, but it wasn't this. 22:38.642 --> 22:38.883 [SPEAKER_00]: No. 22:39.543 --> 22:44.947 [SPEAKER_01]: I just, there's, there's nothing like there's no good arc here. 22:45.487 --> 22:48.749 [SPEAKER_01]: There's, there's no good follow through with anything that's actually happening. 22:48.969 --> 22:57.815 [SPEAKER_01]: There's two fucking stories to begin with like you get to 1617 in the, in the book and you're like, and all of a sudden the whole trajectory 23:00.537 --> 23:03.338 [SPEAKER_01]: And then, and it's all the whole way through it. 23:03.719 --> 23:12.443 [SPEAKER_01]: The entire way through this book, it's nothing but stupid ass fucking irrelevance, prophecy stuffing, it's so fucking dumb. 23:12.923 --> 23:23.768 [SPEAKER_00]: And like you said, it's about verse 16 or chapter 16 or 17 when it changes, and that's when it really feels like, okay, but we're not dealing with people that are Jewish anymore. 23:23.808 --> 23:25.209 [SPEAKER_00]: Like they have done broke off. 23:25.409 --> 23:25.709 [SPEAKER_00]: Right. 23:25.929 --> 23:30.633 [SPEAKER_00]: And they might still be calling themselves Jewish or what the fuck ever, but I ain't feeling it, bro. 23:30.913 --> 23:33.715 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't feel like they were very Jewish at all. 23:34.416 --> 23:34.756 [SPEAKER_01]: There's no. 23:37.193 --> 23:39.214 [SPEAKER_01]: because there's nothing satisfying about the Bible. 23:39.614 --> 23:39.894 [SPEAKER_01]: No. 23:39.974 --> 23:42.735 [SPEAKER_01]: There's like literally nothing satisfying about it. 23:43.035 --> 23:46.056 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just one aggravating bullshit story after another. 23:46.796 --> 23:52.858 [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm left the entire time wondering how the fuck is this, what is in church? 23:52.878 --> 23:59.100 [SPEAKER_01]: Like how the fuck is this what defines 60% of our goddamn world or our country? 23:59.580 --> 24:06.922 [SPEAKER_01]: Not not our world, because there's other religions and whatever, but 60% of our fucking country is like, yeah, that Christ dude, he's all right with me. 24:07.122 --> 24:08.944 [SPEAKER_01]: and let's make some laws based on it. 24:08.964 --> 24:09.805 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, fuck it, why not? 24:09.825 --> 24:10.886 [SPEAKER_01]: That makes perfect sense. 24:11.026 --> 24:14.589 [SPEAKER_01]: Sure, but it's just, it's, it makes no sense. 24:14.670 --> 24:17.452 [SPEAKER_01]: Bad litter, like this isn't even good literature. 24:17.492 --> 24:19.534 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not even like close to good literature. 24:19.594 --> 24:24.860 [SPEAKER_01]: It's not even like, it doesn't make any, it just doesn't make fucking sense. 24:25.665 --> 24:26.265 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry. 24:26.305 --> 24:35.272 [SPEAKER_00]: I know I know I'm like preaching to the choir and ranting and whatever, but I think it's well deserved that it okay look the book of Matthew. 24:35.472 --> 24:42.297 [SPEAKER_00]: I was expecting to be spiritual and pretty and like unbelievable But spiritual and pretty sure it was not spiritual. 24:42.317 --> 24:46.921 [SPEAKER_00]: I was not pretty no and I was also expecting 24:48.497 --> 24:56.079 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, I guess I was kind of all I was expecting, but this just failed to live up to any good thing for me. 24:56.179 --> 25:03.762 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, if there's one thing that I have learned through reading the Bible as a whole, and now the first book of the New Testament, which I would assume that 25:04.743 --> 25:28.962 [SPEAKER_01]: if you're a good Christian every Christian has read at least the first book of the fucking new testament right like I would just that would be a basic assumption that I would hold if you're if you're playing in a get it in the heaven you could at least read the first book of your fucking rulebook yeah right yeah but what I've learned is that I'm pretty sure that most of them don't right because there's no way you could read this and not have 25:33.572 --> 25:34.173 [SPEAKER_01]: more than that. 25:34.793 --> 25:36.454 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like it will leave you doubting. 25:37.635 --> 25:49.043 [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like, look, when I do all of my notes and my research and stuff, it always, it always astounds me how far back I have to go, because 25:50.302 --> 25:51.443 [SPEAKER_00]: in the footnotes, right? 25:51.583 --> 25:56.126 [SPEAKER_00]: It'll make reference to, okay, it has been written. 25:56.426 --> 25:58.267 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, where was it written, right? 25:58.307 --> 25:59.908 [SPEAKER_00]: And then I got to go find that, right? 26:00.028 --> 26:15.177 [SPEAKER_00]: And then so when I read from the Old Testament, where it was written, then I can't just read the one verse that was referenced, I have to actually read that whole chapter again to try to remind myself, okay, but what was actually happening at this time? 26:15.597 --> 26:18.099 [SPEAKER_00]: Then I got to read the footnotes to that one. 26:18.379 --> 26:25.189 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the vocabulary and the history and sometimes there's quotes from it and then I have to go back and read all that. 26:26.217 --> 26:32.882 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm just doing this very cursory back trace, right? 26:33.082 --> 26:37.766 [SPEAKER_00]: Till I get no more, I don't know, branches of the tree. 26:37.846 --> 26:41.629 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I've done like all of the references. 26:41.869 --> 26:42.089 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 26:42.589 --> 26:43.190 [SPEAKER_00]: That were made. 26:43.450 --> 26:45.071 [SPEAKER_00]: I've traced them all the way back. 26:45.832 --> 26:52.377 [SPEAKER_00]: As far as I am willing to go on a like three-day journey, rabbit hole, spelunking. 26:53.337 --> 26:55.158 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm not a Christian. 26:55.778 --> 26:59.980 [SPEAKER_00]: Why is it incumbent upon me to do this, but not Christians? 27:00.020 --> 27:01.301 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand. 27:01.801 --> 27:02.681 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand. 27:02.761 --> 27:12.365 [SPEAKER_00]: And I don't want to paint with a wide brush and say that no Christian reads the Bible or no Christian reads far back and does all of this forlumking or what the fuck ever. 27:12.445 --> 27:12.605 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 27:12.825 --> 27:16.207 [SPEAKER_00]: What I mean to say is that, like, okay. 27:17.800 --> 27:22.784 [SPEAKER_00]: I was listening to Seth Andrews call-in show. 27:22.804 --> 27:29.389 [SPEAKER_00]: I just listened to like a little eight minute snippet on YouTube recently. 27:30.189 --> 27:41.237 [SPEAKER_00]: And somebody called in and was like, I don't have to read the Bible because I'm a Christian and if you're a Christian, you have a personal relationship with God and that means that you don't have to read all that Galilee cook. 27:41.837 --> 27:42.198 [SPEAKER_00]: And like, 27:42.898 --> 27:47.527 [SPEAKER_00]: Seth Andrews was like, uh, what, what then that's my exact feeling. 27:47.547 --> 27:48.149 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 27:48.249 --> 27:52.577 [SPEAKER_00]: And then, and then he, he was like going on and on saying, um, 27:53.936 --> 28:12.445 [SPEAKER_00]: Just like, okay, so Seth Andrews was like, I would love to be a spot on the wall or a fly on the wall watching you explain at them pearly gates to Saint Peter trying to explain how you a Christian didn't have to read all that gobbledy-guck. 28:13.205 --> 28:15.767 [SPEAKER_00]: And I would love to watch how that conversation goes. 28:16.247 --> 28:20.730 [SPEAKER_00]: And then he's like, you do know that like there were all these bad things that happened. 28:20.770 --> 28:28.455 [SPEAKER_00]: And he starts reading like different verses in the Bible that you and I were disgusted at or horrified at like all of these different bad things. 28:28.956 --> 28:32.158 [SPEAKER_00]: And the color is like you're just making that up. 28:32.238 --> 28:33.919 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't believe that's even in the Bible. 28:35.040 --> 28:38.262 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm just like, why why is it that we as 28:42.100 --> 29:05.895 [SPEAKER_00]: like we're curious we want to understand how to y'all believe this what the fuck is going on in your brain that makes this real and so we like keep trying to find we keep digging and digging and scratching and scratching because we want to understand why are you believing this what is what is this and more we did the more we find that it's stupider than we even thought it was but you're not even curious or interested at all as a Christian 29:06.635 --> 29:07.436 [SPEAKER_01]: to read it. 29:07.476 --> 29:08.336 [SPEAKER_01]: You're not even reading it. 29:08.356 --> 29:09.537 [SPEAKER_00]: You're not even reading it. 29:09.557 --> 29:15.881 [SPEAKER_01]: Like I wish the surety that you have that we're going to hell matched the surety of what you know about your fucking bias. 29:16.061 --> 29:16.442 [SPEAKER_00]: Right? 29:16.782 --> 29:30.331 [SPEAKER_00]: Like I'm I'm just I'm dumbfounded but then what really dumbfounded me is when I was reading the comments and people in the comments section were like there's no way somebody is this stupid he must be a troll he's just fucking with you. 29:30.771 --> 29:43.797 [SPEAKER_00]: And then I'm like, oh my god, this is why the Democrats lost because they don't fucking realize that actually no 60% of America is truly this backwards, this 60, not 60%. 29:43.877 --> 29:44.257 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 29:44.357 --> 29:45.057 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 29:45.457 --> 29:45.878 [SPEAKER_00]: You're right. 29:45.918 --> 29:55.422 [SPEAKER_01]: I was quoting your number of believers, but there are regardless, they there are a lot of people who 29:56.806 --> 30:08.393 [SPEAKER_01]: a lot of people, way too many people who take for granted, not take for granted, they take their indoctrination to heart without ever exploring that indoctrination. 30:08.473 --> 30:09.753 [SPEAKER_00]: Zero curiosity. 30:09.993 --> 30:15.296 [SPEAKER_01]: They just accept that God is real, that Jesus died for their sins and that 30:16.357 --> 30:17.798 [SPEAKER_01]: there is heaven and hell. 30:18.038 --> 30:20.300 [SPEAKER_00]: And then they can act however they want because they're fine. 30:20.500 --> 30:26.804 [SPEAKER_01]: As long as they wear a cross, show up to church on Sunday and consider themselves to be a decent person, they'll be fine. 30:26.984 --> 30:29.025 [SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't matter if they actually are a decent person. 30:29.045 --> 30:33.508 [SPEAKER_00]: They've decided that they are much like Jesus says, just believe me, because I said so. 30:33.708 --> 30:36.750 [SPEAKER_01]: Right, and they also get their pass at church to judge other people. 30:37.510 --> 30:40.012 [SPEAKER_01]: So then they get to judge you and say you go to hell. 30:40.172 --> 30:52.315 [SPEAKER_00]: And then you've got atheists and agnostics and skeptics that are dumb-founded, but also like, no, no, no. 30:52.395 --> 30:54.555 [SPEAKER_00]: They can't really be that dumb. 30:55.235 --> 31:01.257 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm just like, I really think everybody needs to take a beat and be a lot more curious. 31:01.817 --> 31:05.638 [SPEAKER_00]: I think that the skeptics and the atheists and the agnostics, 31:06.458 --> 31:18.184 [SPEAKER_00]: the Democrats, the left, the progressives that ain't progressive enough, all of them need to understand that this is what people are actually believing and there's a lot of them. 31:18.525 --> 31:18.705 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 31:19.085 --> 31:20.706 [SPEAKER_00]: We need to come to terms with that. 31:21.206 --> 31:22.087 [SPEAKER_00]: We really do. 31:22.367 --> 31:30.971 [SPEAKER_00]: We need to understand that some of us really are maybe in echo chambers and expand ourselves to understand that no, there are a lot 31:36.034 --> 31:43.281 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, talking to Christians, you all need to be fucking curious and you all need to be reading this shit and you all need to be asking questions. 31:43.301 --> 31:54.332 [SPEAKER_01]: And that's all well and good, but you know, the truth is that I don't really care whether they believe these things are not as long as they can leave their religion at the doorstep and not bring it into the politics that affect all of us. 31:54.840 --> 32:03.404 [SPEAKER_00]: But this, see, this book, though, tells them that they don't have to do that and moreover that they're required not to do that. 32:03.804 --> 32:19.851 [SPEAKER_00]: That's why they do, I, I demand if you are going to put this fucking religion in politics and in classrooms around the country, you need a fucking read at first and be able to have an actual conversation about this. 32:21.572 --> 32:27.956 [SPEAKER_00]: Democrats need to reckon with the fact that there are people that a lot of fucking people that believe this shit. 32:28.216 --> 32:29.757 [SPEAKER_01]: Sure. 32:29.857 --> 32:30.777 [SPEAKER_01]: And ways that are harmful. 32:30.977 --> 32:33.119 [SPEAKER_00]: And very big harmful ways. 32:33.699 --> 32:34.159 [SPEAKER_00]: Right. 32:34.399 --> 32:43.525 [SPEAKER_00]: And I guess I guess because I have been online too much lately, I'm just like I'm seeing I'm seeing a slide back into the centrism. 32:43.685 --> 32:47.207 [SPEAKER_00]: Both sides are bad and like no I'm reading this. 32:47.847 --> 32:48.927 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not both sides. 32:48.987 --> 32:50.308 [SPEAKER_00]: This is fucking bad. 32:50.788 --> 32:51.728 [SPEAKER_00]: This is bad. 32:51.808 --> 32:52.769 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not good. 32:53.749 --> 32:55.610 [SPEAKER_00]: And okay, I'm rant done. 32:55.790 --> 32:57.010 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, sorry. 32:57.330 --> 32:57.711 [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry. 32:57.731 --> 33:04.813 [SPEAKER_00]: I couldn't, I couldn't make my words match the what I'm seeing in my head. 33:05.233 --> 33:05.453 [SPEAKER_01]: Sure. 33:05.633 --> 33:10.735 [SPEAKER_00]: The pattern that I'm seeing in my head is that the left is not worried and scared enough. 33:11.275 --> 33:11.435 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 33:11.736 --> 33:14.917 [SPEAKER_00]: And the right is big bad and dumb. 33:17.328 --> 33:20.133 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, so that was the end of Matthew. 33:20.634 --> 33:21.456 [SPEAKER_00]: Fuck Matthew. 33:21.956 --> 33:22.798 [SPEAKER_01]: I honestly. 33:23.259 --> 33:25.082 [SPEAKER_01]: Or whoever Matthew was or whatever. 33:25.262 --> 33:30.111 [SPEAKER_00]: Fuck the book, fuck the guy, fuck the people that stapled his shit together. 33:31.447 --> 33:35.009 [SPEAKER_00]: bookmark, haven't even read them yet, but that's where Matthew got all his notes. 33:35.489 --> 33:37.590 [SPEAKER_01]: Right, right. 33:38.050 --> 33:44.433 [SPEAKER_01]: So that was the end of Matthew and we will be coming back with, I'm not even sure where we're gonna, that's gonna have a Q&A. 33:44.513 --> 33:50.455 [SPEAKER_00]: I have a Q&A that I'm mostly well, I'm about a third of the way done with for chapter 27. 33:50.816 --> 33:53.177 [SPEAKER_01]: Which we already don't need to cover the ex, it's already out. 33:53.217 --> 33:54.857 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm thinking out loud. 33:55.398 --> 33:55.718 [SPEAKER_00]: But, 33:56.640 --> 34:00.281 [SPEAKER_00]: I might combine 28 with this since 28 is so short. 34:00.401 --> 34:01.601 [SPEAKER_00]: It's going with that. 34:01.761 --> 34:03.682 [SPEAKER_00]: I can maybe not, maybe 27. 34:03.702 --> 34:05.382 [SPEAKER_01]: This one, I'm going to have a Q&A over 27, maybe 27 and 28. 34:05.442 --> 34:06.602 [SPEAKER_01]: And then we'll have a wrap up. 34:07.062 --> 34:09.783 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, do we want to do a contradictions? 34:22.946 --> 34:34.132 [SPEAKER_01]: Why don't you look into it because I would like to I would like because I like having those staying alone episodes that people can reference So that would be a preference ton my part, but I We yeah, I would say yes. 34:34.472 --> 34:35.052 [SPEAKER_01]: I would say yes. 34:35.092 --> 34:36.233 [SPEAKER_01]: We would want to do a contract. 34:36.313 --> 34:45.037 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and then we'll do a like Matthew wrap up slash maybe intro to Mark Mark. 34:45.277 --> 34:47.098 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Mark is next sounds good. 34:47.938 --> 34:48.639 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh Marcus. 34:49.199 --> 34:49.899 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh Marcus. 34:50.600 --> 34:50.960 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh Marcus. 34:50.980 --> 34:51.220 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh Marcus. 34:51.320 --> 34:51.480 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh 34:53.408 --> 34:59.458 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, so that was Matthew chapter 28 and the end of Matthew other than special episodes. 34:59.718 --> 35:00.620 [SPEAKER_00]: Sure, stuck was. 35:01.141 --> 35:03.525 [SPEAKER_01]: And that being said, we will see you next time.