WEBVTT 00:02.732 --> 00:06.352 [SPEAKER_00]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and you are listening to PsychoBabble. 00:06.532 --> 00:12.173 [SPEAKER_00]: An unfiltered half-hour of gossip sessions, pop culture scrutiny, and stories we've never told in videos. 00:12.554 --> 00:15.074 [SPEAKER_00]: It's not just Crazy Talk, it's PsychoBabble. 00:15.534 --> 00:24.316 [SPEAKER_00]: This week we discuss how Chancy Buluga may be the next eat girl, Maddie's secret being a new queer cult classic. 00:24.856 --> 00:37.025 [SPEAKER_00]: Cori's Vape Bubbleer Entertainment at Outside Lans, Fear Factor at the 2026 Gathering of the Juggalose, and how AI is replacing Messenger Pigeons. 00:37.646 --> 00:45.012 [SPEAKER_00]: Subscribe anywhere you listen to podcasts and join our exclusive psychobabble community at patreon.com slash psychobabble. 00:45.452 --> 00:49.115 [SPEAKER_00]: If you're not on our discord, you're only getting half the babble. 00:51.446 --> 00:52.827 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, hello everyone. 00:53.428 --> 01:04.054 [SPEAKER_01]: You sounded like a pigeon just that way Kind of like a turtle dove Yes, oh my gosh. 01:04.575 --> 01:11.419 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my goodness Corridor that actually that actually brings me to my first topic my who or my ha? 01:12.360 --> 01:12.820 [SPEAKER_01]: Your whole life 01:15.272 --> 01:17.153 [SPEAKER_00]: What's the, what's the deal with pigeons? 01:17.994 --> 01:21.035 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, are they real and investigation? 01:21.055 --> 01:26.219 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I feel like we've discussed it, but I do, I do have an update on pigeons. 01:26.919 --> 01:29.340 [SPEAKER_00]: Pigeons have been replaced by robots. 01:29.921 --> 01:32.262 [SPEAKER_00]: And no, it's not, you know what? 01:32.302 --> 01:36.745 [SPEAKER_00]: People have conspiracy theories that, that pigeons are robots. 01:37.898 --> 01:39.360 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, a lot of people do. 01:39.400 --> 01:43.527 [SPEAKER_01]: I have one friend in particular who likes to send me a lot of birds aren't real content. 01:44.388 --> 01:45.029 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 01:45.069 --> 01:46.191 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, birds are real. 01:46.712 --> 01:48.755 [SPEAKER_00]: I've interacted with birds in my life. 01:49.035 --> 01:49.696 [SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever stolen it? 01:49.716 --> 01:50.017 [SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever? 01:50.077 --> 01:50.638 [SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever? 01:51.419 --> 01:51.980 [SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever? 01:53.863 --> 01:58.147 [SPEAKER_00]: And killed one killed a bird have you really said it's inner talk. 01:58.167 --> 02:03.293 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's not who do dads and do hickies and cogs and wheels and electronics. 02:03.893 --> 02:09.019 [SPEAKER_00]: Dolan had a bird when we were in middle school and he had a big cage for his bird. 02:09.419 --> 02:13.444 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it was in high school and I think I think the bird's name was Tink. 02:14.004 --> 02:14.605 [SPEAKER_00]: I had Tink. 02:15.137 --> 02:19.260 [SPEAKER_01]: I have a lot of bird stories between what you want to hear first, none of them. 02:19.361 --> 02:27.087 [SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes I'll buy a whole rotisserie chicken and I'm, you know, pulling it apart in those. 02:27.347 --> 02:29.349 [SPEAKER_00]: It feels crazy. 02:29.589 --> 02:34.373 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, the other day, the other day I was at, you ever been to a smart and final. 02:37.173 --> 02:39.035 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know what a smart and final is. 02:39.535 --> 02:40.956 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a grocery store. 02:41.036 --> 02:43.859 [SPEAKER_01]: It's giving to five below, but for groceries. 02:43.959 --> 02:46.821 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yes, I knew. 02:47.782 --> 02:49.703 [SPEAKER_01]: Where does one of them find a smart and final? 02:50.244 --> 02:52.145 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, there's a smart and final, um, 02:53.306 --> 02:56.769 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm my way to the Santa Monica Pier. 02:56.849 --> 03:03.693 [SPEAKER_00]: And so sometimes when I'm driving back from the Santa Monica Pier, if I've been catching Pokemon, I'll think, do I want to swing through this smart and final? 03:04.254 --> 03:08.397 [SPEAKER_00]: And grab a couple of groceries, because the groceries, it's the same groceries, but way cheaper. 03:09.878 --> 03:13.360 [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds like you're trying to say fart and spinal. 03:15.021 --> 03:19.344 [SPEAKER_00]: Would you rather go to smart and final or fart and smile? 03:19.904 --> 03:20.185 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes. 03:21.710 --> 03:24.331 [SPEAKER_00]: I've farted in smile that's smart and final. 03:24.492 --> 03:29.494 [SPEAKER_01]: Audience, audience, clap if you haven't cropped if you've cropped us in a grocery store. 03:30.115 --> 03:30.495 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 03:30.535 --> 03:31.135 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, honey. 03:31.475 --> 03:32.076 [SPEAKER_00]: All right. 03:32.416 --> 03:32.896 [SPEAKER_00]: Clap. 03:34.177 --> 03:36.398 [SPEAKER_00]: I was browsing the smart and final. 03:36.438 --> 03:38.359 [SPEAKER_00]: I was farting and smiling at smart and final. 03:38.379 --> 03:39.280 [SPEAKER_01]: What did you get? 03:40.308 --> 03:47.390 [SPEAKER_00]: When all of a sudden, the overhead speaker said, all road history chickens are half off starting now. 03:47.911 --> 03:50.011 [SPEAKER_00]: And I thought, okay, why are you announcing it? 03:50.051 --> 03:52.732 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, it's a super-market sweep in here. 03:52.752 --> 03:56.174 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yes, it's, so I thought, do I need to make a run for it? 03:56.194 --> 03:57.194 [SPEAKER_00]: Because I knew where they were. 03:58.334 --> 03:59.555 [SPEAKER_00]: And so I was like, you know what? 03:59.935 --> 04:04.436 [SPEAKER_00]: If they're still there while I make my laps, if there's any left, maybe I'll grab one. 04:04.776 --> 04:05.417 [SPEAKER_00]: I grabbed one. 04:05.857 --> 04:08.538 [SPEAKER_00]: It was, I went by, there were still some left, I grabbed one. 04:09.358 --> 04:10.598 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I was smart. 04:10.758 --> 04:11.419 [SPEAKER_00]: It was final. 04:11.799 --> 04:12.599 [SPEAKER_00]: What's done is done. 04:13.119 --> 04:15.800 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I'm not big at picking meat off of a bone. 04:16.960 --> 04:20.541 [SPEAKER_00]: From a butcher's son, might have the mighty have fallen. 04:20.741 --> 04:22.821 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm not trying to get wings. 04:23.241 --> 04:25.222 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not trying to eat ribs. 04:27.082 --> 04:28.883 [SPEAKER_01]: I draw the line at spaghetti in public. 04:28.963 --> 04:32.684 [SPEAKER_01]: You think I got time to twirl and slurp and twirl and slurp? 04:33.964 --> 04:35.064 [SPEAKER_00]: I do, certainly. 04:35.084 --> 04:35.724 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. 04:35.844 --> 04:37.225 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't eat messy in public. 04:37.345 --> 04:38.365 [SPEAKER_01]: I messy at home. 04:40.356 --> 04:45.558 [SPEAKER_00]: All right, okay, where are you going somewhere? 04:45.598 --> 04:46.578 [SPEAKER_01]: We're smart and final. 04:46.718 --> 04:47.378 [SPEAKER_01]: What'd you get? 04:48.919 --> 04:49.459 [SPEAKER_00]: You know what? 04:49.559 --> 04:55.841 [SPEAKER_00]: When you pull apart the road sisterie chicken, and you see that there really is only two wings on a bird. 04:56.401 --> 04:58.361 [SPEAKER_00]: And the wings are tiny, like little wings. 04:58.662 --> 05:03.043 [SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of like, who am I to order 20 wings at Buffalo Wild Wings? 05:03.343 --> 05:08.705 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, you, uh, 10 chickens had to die for me to have my finger looking good. 05:10.793 --> 05:11.373 [SPEAKER_00]: You're guess. 05:11.553 --> 05:17.015 [SPEAKER_01]: Your mom ever picked up a bucket of chicken from like, can't you see a bucket of chicken, yeah. 05:17.395 --> 05:21.316 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and you know, it's got the thighs, it's got the wings, it's got the fist of that. 05:21.496 --> 05:24.597 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I found people always fighting over the pieces I don't want. 05:25.778 --> 05:26.758 [SPEAKER_00]: I was never picking up. 05:27.678 --> 05:31.420 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, my brothers are fighting over drumsticks and shit. 05:32.580 --> 05:33.620 [SPEAKER_01]: Give me a breast. 05:34.160 --> 05:36.301 [SPEAKER_01]: Give me a big, beautiful breast. 05:36.361 --> 05:37.442 [SPEAKER_01]: Lots of white meat. 05:38.502 --> 05:38.622 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh. 05:39.798 --> 05:59.171 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I never really understood the difference between dark meat, light meat, white meat when, you know, when the big platter is one big turkey's being served at big thanksgiving you're I like you want the lighter the dark meat you don't know I'm like, haem Is any of that ham anyway 06:00.477 --> 06:05.562 [SPEAKER_01]: The reason I even brought the original for Ray, you got a turkey from Sparrow's fun. 06:05.882 --> 06:07.003 [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, I didn't even get a turkey. 06:07.043 --> 06:08.384 [SPEAKER_00]: I got a roast history chick. 06:09.025 --> 06:12.148 [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so the robots have taken the pigeon's jobs. 06:12.668 --> 06:16.552 [SPEAKER_00]: So the pigeons, did we invent pigeons, reader? 06:17.432 --> 06:19.895 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they used to be domesticated. 06:19.995 --> 06:21.356 [SPEAKER_01]: I believe, and they got out. 06:22.297 --> 06:26.240 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and then, and they used to, you know, carrier pigeons. 06:27.116 --> 06:28.219 [SPEAKER_01]: They used to have work. 06:28.419 --> 06:30.644 [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody would hit no pigeons want to work anymore. 06:31.346 --> 06:32.428 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, tell you why. 06:32.448 --> 06:34.974 [SPEAKER_00]: There's a new messenger app. 06:35.920 --> 06:40.185 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, that sends texts by virtual pigeon. 06:41.106 --> 06:46.411 [SPEAKER_00]: So the job that pigeons used to have, it's been taken over by the robots. 06:46.511 --> 06:51.577 [SPEAKER_00]: So you think you think it's not gonna come for you, just ask what happened to the pigeons. 06:51.737 --> 06:53.419 [SPEAKER_00]: So on the pigeons are a lot of work. 06:53.699 --> 06:57.203 [SPEAKER_01]: And my phone is at a getting a text alert a pigeon flies across the screen. 06:58.915 --> 07:09.119 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I don't know the end result, but I do know that what happens is the speed of the message comes to you at the speed of pigeon can leave the departure area. 07:09.379 --> 07:17.842 [SPEAKER_00]: So if I were to send you this message from from the west coast and it's heading all the way to the big apple, how long does a pigeon take to go all the way? 07:19.242 --> 07:19.643 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. 07:20.103 --> 07:22.125 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't think you can go all the way with a pigeon. 07:23.306 --> 07:23.766 [SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't. 07:24.567 --> 07:31.193 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, and also some of the messages might not make it because there's a chance that your pigeon dies along the way. 07:31.673 --> 07:32.834 [SPEAKER_00]: Very Oregon trail. 07:33.855 --> 07:34.076 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes. 07:34.993 --> 07:41.540 [SPEAKER_00]: So sending a pigeon across the Atlantic might not, it better not be an important message. 07:42.141 --> 07:45.825 [SPEAKER_00]: If it really, if you really need to get it there, maybe try. 07:46.105 --> 07:47.166 [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, I don't know. 07:47.506 --> 07:52.332 [SPEAKER_01]: I really would fuck with a bird coming up to my window and have a little note taped to its leg. 07:52.872 --> 07:53.953 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I imagine. 07:54.814 --> 07:57.675 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, but but but that's not what's happening here. 07:57.935 --> 07:59.436 [SPEAKER_00]: It's it's still a tough message. 07:59.456 --> 07:59.816 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 07:59.836 --> 08:00.056 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. 08:00.076 --> 08:01.437 [SPEAKER_01]: Technology ruined everything. 08:02.057 --> 08:03.778 [SPEAKER_00]: Periscans even load text mess. 08:03.938 --> 08:05.719 [SPEAKER_00]: It's do the birds enjoy working. 08:05.839 --> 08:07.260 [SPEAKER_00]: Is it like the cop dogs? 08:08.460 --> 08:11.902 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think the cop dogs like working either should animals be working. 08:12.962 --> 08:14.423 [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody wants to work anymore. 08:15.603 --> 08:16.444 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. 08:16.984 --> 08:20.726 [SPEAKER_00]: I do like when a dog has like the label that says do not pet. 08:20.866 --> 08:21.466 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm working. 08:22.586 --> 08:22.947 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. 08:22.987 --> 08:23.307 [SPEAKER_01]: Work. 08:24.057 --> 08:27.038 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, are the dogs unionized? 08:27.179 --> 08:27.659 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. 08:28.459 --> 08:30.340 [SPEAKER_00]: Does A-Cab include the putt patrol? 08:30.540 --> 08:31.120 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. 08:31.661 --> 08:32.341 [SPEAKER_00]: I think so. 08:32.981 --> 08:33.602 [SPEAKER_00]: I think so. 08:33.742 --> 08:34.482 [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry dogs. 08:35.302 --> 08:35.663 [SPEAKER_00]: Damn. 08:35.683 --> 08:37.984 [SPEAKER_00]: You're cl- they're- they're class traders anyway. 08:38.244 --> 08:38.704 [SPEAKER_00]: Duces. 08:39.264 --> 08:39.645 [SPEAKER_01]: Damn. 08:41.105 --> 08:43.486 [SPEAKER_01]: God, I can't believe I've ever been betrayed by a dog. 08:44.687 --> 08:47.028 [SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, I think I have. 08:47.048 --> 08:48.269 [SPEAKER_00]: I think so. 08:49.564 --> 08:54.810 [SPEAKER_00]: Speaking of betrayed by a dog, are you all, are you all caught up on Big Brother? 08:55.530 --> 08:56.031 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. 08:57.272 --> 09:00.616 [SPEAKER_01]: Shockingly, considering I was just on vacation for a week and a half. 09:01.617 --> 09:03.458 [SPEAKER_00]: I think I'm starting to like it. 09:03.839 --> 09:08.322 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, everything changed when, what's her name? 09:08.442 --> 09:08.902 [SPEAKER_00]: Lala? 09:09.342 --> 09:09.503 [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm. 09:10.083 --> 09:11.804 [SPEAKER_00]: When Lala won the wall comp. 09:12.064 --> 09:13.105 [SPEAKER_00]: Everything shifted. 09:13.425 --> 09:19.069 [SPEAKER_00]: And I thought, okay, this is what we needed because I was, I had had it up to here. 09:19.930 --> 09:29.136 [SPEAKER_00]: And now that Mallory is not crying stressed and the shoes on the other foot, actually have no clue what the shoes on the other foot means. 09:29.716 --> 09:30.277 [SPEAKER_00]: What does that mean? 09:31.437 --> 09:33.038 [SPEAKER_00]: It means the shoes on the other foot. 09:33.958 --> 09:35.719 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, what does that mean? 09:35.759 --> 09:38.180 [SPEAKER_01]: It means ow, it means blisters. 09:38.220 --> 09:39.080 [SPEAKER_01]: It means corn. 09:39.140 --> 09:40.180 [SPEAKER_01]: It means bunions. 09:40.761 --> 09:42.941 [SPEAKER_00]: Corns and bun, corn on the cob off the Bob? 09:44.732 --> 09:50.897 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, are you, I ask, are you caught up on big brother, but the real question is, are you caught up on Patty Miller? 09:51.438 --> 10:07.992 [SPEAKER_01]: Patty Miller, you know, I don't, my, I like TikTok, I tend to, if I'm gonna do as endless scrolling, I tend to go there instead of to reels, because I don't follow like anyone really on TikTok, and I appreciate the randomness to it. 10:08.452 --> 10:10.232 [SPEAKER_00]: People are like, I'm the same way. 10:10.252 --> 10:11.493 [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, you should follow someone. 10:11.513 --> 10:16.454 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, no, I find when I follow them, and then I don't like seeing their content regularly. 10:16.534 --> 10:17.914 [SPEAKER_01]: I like when it trickles through. 10:19.035 --> 10:25.256 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm the same way, except I've been slowly collecting my new era. 10:25.937 --> 10:27.337 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I'm a Cobb off the Bob. 10:28.622 --> 10:38.327 [SPEAKER_00]: Entities like I think back in the day we had I don't know who's a well-la and these days nowadays It's like no I have Patty Miller. 10:38.888 --> 10:46.992 [SPEAKER_00]: I like to see she makes her dinner vlog every night five minutes long I or less I just and I like to see what she ate and that's it 10:47.452 --> 10:49.694 [SPEAKER_01]: I think for me it's like one and done. 10:49.734 --> 10:50.494 [SPEAKER_01]: I saw it. 10:51.135 --> 10:52.155 [SPEAKER_01]: I enjoyed it. 10:52.956 --> 10:55.177 [SPEAKER_01]: I thought I don't need to see it again. 10:55.197 --> 11:00.741 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't imagine this woman having a thick recipe book. 11:01.202 --> 11:09.047 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, you would be surprised because as somebody who watches every video, I'm starting to learn her, her, her real story. 11:09.407 --> 11:09.727 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, 11:10.668 --> 11:34.501 [SPEAKER_01]: the problem was you told me to look at her and then the other night then a different night a different woman came up with what she was eating and it made me a little sick to my stomach the little Vienna sausages she was eating the beans she was eating a classic a classic case of discernment you have to know who to who to I went and who to block out 11:34.901 --> 11:37.524 [SPEAKER_01]: I thought I've seen those little Vienna sausages. 11:38.725 --> 11:43.130 [SPEAKER_01]: I just don't know if I want to watch them and eat them. 11:43.210 --> 11:45.612 [SPEAKER_01]: My bang is not my bang. 11:46.253 --> 11:47.835 [SPEAKER_00]: When Patty Miller is like, 11:49.188 --> 11:51.610 [SPEAKER_00]: There are some things I do want to watch her consume. 11:51.950 --> 11:56.753 [SPEAKER_00]: When she's got corn on the cob off the Bob or a shepherd's pie, I'm set seated and set. 11:57.073 --> 12:03.337 [SPEAKER_00]: The other day she had sushi and I was like, I don't know if I, this is the crop so very never thought could happen. 12:03.677 --> 12:05.438 [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I don't like raw sushi. 12:05.498 --> 12:07.239 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, okay, grow. 12:07.259 --> 12:08.960 [SPEAKER_00]: So she eating gas station sushi. 12:09.641 --> 12:13.803 [SPEAKER_00]: Like deep fried sushi and I'm like, okay, you know, speak in my language a little. 12:13.823 --> 12:13.923 [SPEAKER_00]: Work. 12:15.844 --> 12:18.934 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, um, what about Chanti Buluga? 12:22.516 --> 12:26.598 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, is that a person or is that a meet in the can? 12:27.459 --> 12:31.341 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I need you to open up Instagram right now in search, Chanty Buluga. 12:31.681 --> 12:42.286 [SPEAKER_00]: There's a woman, and you know what, it's, it's, don't be mad at me for introducing you in this exact moment to future mother of the year nominee. 12:42.787 --> 12:45.268 [SPEAKER_00]: She will win a queerty and you will bow down. 12:45.728 --> 12:48.630 [SPEAKER_00]: She's Chanty Buluga and she is, 12:50.192 --> 12:52.673 [SPEAKER_00]: Possibly, the next, it girl. 12:53.914 --> 12:55.054 [SPEAKER_00]: She's a chanty baluga. 12:55.074 --> 12:58.596 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I'm here. 12:58.656 --> 13:00.496 [SPEAKER_01]: It looks like a funny girl. 13:01.477 --> 13:02.417 [SPEAKER_00]: She's a chanty baluga. 13:02.437 --> 13:07.159 [SPEAKER_00]: And there's examples of her on her Instagram of, you know, her introducing herself at a pool party. 13:07.619 --> 13:09.100 [SPEAKER_00]: She says, I'm chanty baluga. 13:09.160 --> 13:09.640 [SPEAKER_00]: Hi, everyone. 13:09.660 --> 13:10.520 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm chanty baluga. 13:10.940 --> 13:14.102 [SPEAKER_00]: Here's one of her welcoming somebody new to the neighborhood. 13:14.142 --> 13:14.502 [SPEAKER_00]: She's fifth. 13:15.224 --> 13:16.405 [SPEAKER_01]: Hi, I'm Chanti Balluga. 13:16.445 --> 13:17.565 [SPEAKER_01]: I live downstairs. 13:18.506 --> 13:26.090 [SPEAKER_00]: You'll have to just go Google her and you'll, it's hard to explain why she's about to be a part of your life. 13:26.630 --> 13:31.352 [SPEAKER_00]: You just have to experience the experience before you, you're gonna get into Balluga everywhere. 13:31.492 --> 13:37.155 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, I mean, that happens sometimes and I don't always lean in to it. 13:37.956 --> 13:39.857 [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like there are these people come about. 13:41.141 --> 13:43.502 [SPEAKER_01]: You're not an early adopter to the Chanti Buluga. 13:44.142 --> 13:48.683 [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, I, I can tell from her stills. 13:50.823 --> 13:53.144 [SPEAKER_01]: That was the judge, judge a book by a cover. 13:53.244 --> 13:55.344 [SPEAKER_01]: I can tell by her stills. 13:56.545 --> 13:58.585 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay. 13:58.725 --> 14:01.466 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I want to see the birth certificate. 14:02.466 --> 14:05.207 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you don't believe her that her name is Chanti Buluga. 14:05.607 --> 14:08.528 [SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't, oh, I don't think so either. 14:08.548 --> 14:09.888 [SPEAKER_00]: I think that's her Lady Gaga. 14:10.729 --> 14:12.150 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what her Stephanie is. 14:12.810 --> 14:13.410 [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly. 14:14.310 --> 14:15.851 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, good for a funny girl. 14:19.772 --> 14:20.933 [SPEAKER_00]: Good for a funny girl. 14:21.113 --> 14:21.573 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. 14:22.093 --> 14:22.934 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm shocked. 14:22.994 --> 14:28.916 [SPEAKER_01]: She has 5,000 followers and it quite a few gays that I know are following her as it's telling me. 14:29.676 --> 14:30.556 [SPEAKER_00]: And what did I tell you? 14:30.576 --> 14:32.297 [SPEAKER_00]: She's going to have a query by years end. 14:32.657 --> 14:33.297 [SPEAKER_01]: Is she queer? 14:33.317 --> 14:37.899 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, we don't have an allies category at the Queerty. 14:41.728 --> 14:46.354 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, well, if you do, you'll, Maddie from Maddie secret is about to join. 14:47.095 --> 14:49.318 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I'm okay. 14:49.778 --> 14:53.102 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure Maddie's secret will be nominated in the film category. 14:53.143 --> 14:56.407 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure John early will be nominated in the acting category. 14:58.040 --> 15:03.023 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Corey's assignment this week is to watch it and I invite everybody that's listening. 15:03.483 --> 15:06.325 [SPEAKER_01]: Listen, we were on vacation for a week. 15:06.885 --> 15:08.967 [SPEAKER_01]: We got home late last night. 15:09.547 --> 15:10.528 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, not that late. 15:10.548 --> 15:11.568 [SPEAKER_01]: It was like we had dinner. 15:11.588 --> 15:12.469 [SPEAKER_01]: It was like eight o'clock. 15:12.529 --> 15:13.409 [SPEAKER_01]: I looked at my boyfriend. 15:13.429 --> 15:15.451 [SPEAKER_01]: I said, should we put on Maddie's secret? 15:15.491 --> 15:17.472 [SPEAKER_01]: He said, I don't know if I got that in me tonight. 15:18.347 --> 15:27.594 [SPEAKER_01]: it's it's not short I mean I tried to link the movie I tried it I offered it up I'm not single anymore now we have to we have to share the TV. 15:28.955 --> 15:37.702 [SPEAKER_00]: I get it I get it well it is it needs to be on the agenda because everyone at home listening let me let me put it this way 15:39.639 --> 15:41.541 [SPEAKER_00]: I knew I wanted to see it from the preview. 15:41.961 --> 15:43.022 [SPEAKER_00]: I started the preview. 15:43.042 --> 15:45.485 [SPEAKER_00]: I thought, I don't even need to finish the preview. 15:45.965 --> 15:48.548 [SPEAKER_00]: Let me just, when it comes out, I'm ready for it. 15:48.588 --> 15:49.228 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna watch it. 15:49.829 --> 15:54.834 [SPEAKER_00]: It's available to rent or buy, you know, the vod is, what is that? 15:55.014 --> 15:58.257 [SPEAKER_00]: It's video on demand, video for rentals. 15:58.537 --> 16:00.479 [SPEAKER_01]: What, what platform did you rent it on? 16:02.421 --> 16:02.741 [SPEAKER_00]: Apple? 16:03.082 --> 16:03.923 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, whatever. 16:05.288 --> 16:09.990 [SPEAKER_00]: And I have the choice rents or buy and I thought I'm going to trust my gut here. 16:10.591 --> 16:12.572 [SPEAKER_01]: I bought it damn I bought it. 16:12.652 --> 16:27.959 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, well, haven't you seen these days nowadays all the the big streaming retailers that said or are all All well, maybe in 10 years or when we lose rights to that you're going to lose rights to your purchase Well, you know, I'll be dead by then. 16:27.999 --> 16:29.360 [SPEAKER_00]: We'll all be dead by them. 16:29.420 --> 16:29.760 [SPEAKER_00]: Sure. 16:29.840 --> 16:30.120 [SPEAKER_00]: True. 16:30.200 --> 16:30.560 [SPEAKER_00]: True. 16:30.800 --> 16:33.182 [SPEAKER_00]: The carrier pigeons will have taken over 16:34.510 --> 16:57.489 [SPEAKER_01]: they'll be delivering our death certificates via robot carrier pigeons got how upsetting would it be if your death certificate didn't make it because the pitch it also died and then what a new pigeon has to carry two death certificates some pigeon would have one legs oh no okay continue you're wet from atty secret 16:58.382 --> 17:00.625 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, it was, it was a good movie. 17:00.686 --> 17:05.152 [SPEAKER_00]: I thought it was, I thought, I think it's an important film in, in queer cinema. 17:06.034 --> 17:10.040 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, um, will it win an Oscar? 17:12.282 --> 17:29.708 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, no, will it win a weirdy, honestly, for for the movie you're watching, you will often have a moment where you're like, this is like, um, well filmed, like this is like a high quality movie, like this, the cinematography is there, the, the, the, 17:31.168 --> 17:32.389 [SPEAKER_00]: John early. 17:32.769 --> 17:32.949 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 17:33.189 --> 17:33.889 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 17:34.169 --> 17:36.370 [SPEAKER_00]: Directed it and he's starring in it. 17:36.410 --> 17:37.631 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure he wrote it as well. 17:37.691 --> 17:38.811 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like it's good. 17:38.831 --> 17:42.992 [SPEAKER_00]: They and it's like it's pretty heavy at times too. 17:43.553 --> 17:49.455 [SPEAKER_01]: One of my co-workers was talking about it because they had gotten to see an early screening like back. 17:50.435 --> 17:51.336 [SPEAKER_01]: the march or so. 17:51.896 --> 18:07.148 [SPEAKER_01]: So I had on my radar and I looked and there were two showings in New York at like actual theaters and we were literally like had plans the two times so I had been patiently waiting for it to be rentable because I didn't get to see it when it was in theaters here like I was planning. 18:08.113 --> 18:22.156 [SPEAKER_00]: It was, it was incredible and I think if you appreciate like a camp movie experience, often it was reminding me of showgirls, often it was reminding me of life time. 18:22.457 --> 18:23.617 [SPEAKER_00]: Life time original movie? 18:24.677 --> 18:25.677 [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no. 18:25.977 --> 18:28.618 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, what's amazing? 18:28.858 --> 18:31.279 [SPEAKER_01]: What's the last time you saw a life time original movie? 18:37.671 --> 18:38.711 [SPEAKER_01]: That's not lifetime. 18:40.392 --> 18:40.852 [SPEAKER_01]: Are you sure? 18:42.013 --> 18:43.173 [SPEAKER_01]: That's Netflix. 18:44.393 --> 18:44.934 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, was it? 18:44.954 --> 18:45.714 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember. 18:45.734 --> 18:50.955 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, Netflix kind of stole Lifetime's gig of like Christmas movie Months movies. 18:51.456 --> 18:51.776 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 18:53.396 --> 18:54.617 [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, you need to see it. 18:56.317 --> 18:57.698 [SPEAKER_00]: It's hard to explain. 18:57.838 --> 19:00.379 [SPEAKER_00]: You just have to commit to the experiences. 19:00.559 --> 19:02.719 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I'm going to experience this experience. 19:03.079 --> 19:04.280 [SPEAKER_00]: You may remember John early from 19:08.765 --> 19:12.308 [SPEAKER_01]: I did see that come across my tick talk like within the last two weeks. 19:12.328 --> 19:12.968 [SPEAKER_01]: And I thought good. 19:12.988 --> 19:15.270 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm glad they glad that's making it's rounds. 19:15.330 --> 19:16.851 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm glad it's cycling through. 19:17.812 --> 19:20.334 [SPEAKER_00]: If you're not in the air with getting your denim you should. 19:21.154 --> 19:23.255 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know what getting that clip is from. 19:23.315 --> 19:24.215 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just like a skit. 19:24.235 --> 19:27.436 [SPEAKER_01]: It was it was like a Netflix skit show. 19:27.476 --> 19:29.136 [SPEAKER_00]: I believe skit. 19:29.256 --> 19:29.716 [SPEAKER_00]: Skit. 19:30.737 --> 19:31.337 [SPEAKER_00]: Skat. 19:31.357 --> 19:33.497 [SPEAKER_01]: What a what a memory and Grace wanted to call it. 19:33.657 --> 19:34.078 [SPEAKER_01]: Skat. 19:34.218 --> 19:34.618 [SPEAKER_01]: Skat. 19:34.658 --> 19:35.818 [SPEAKER_00]: It's a skat. 19:37.258 --> 19:39.279 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they don't like when it's a skit. 19:39.339 --> 19:40.219 [SPEAKER_00]: They hate it. 19:41.020 --> 19:42.060 [SPEAKER_00]: Kate Burlantz. 19:42.960 --> 19:43.340 [SPEAKER_01]: Isn't it? 19:43.500 --> 19:44.360 [SPEAKER_01]: Isn't Medi's secret? 19:44.380 --> 19:46.141 [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, not just naming women. 19:46.381 --> 19:46.941 [SPEAKER_01]: Name a woman. 19:46.961 --> 19:48.621 [SPEAKER_00]: She's Kate Merlant. 19:49.281 --> 19:50.441 [SPEAKER_00]: She has to be Luke her. 19:50.461 --> 19:51.142 [SPEAKER_00]: She has to be Luke her. 19:51.162 --> 19:52.102 [SPEAKER_00]: She has to be Luke her. 19:52.522 --> 20:04.984 [SPEAKER_00]: Kate Merlant is from, well, many things, but you may remember her most viral GIF of her from the other two, where she says, I'm living for you, Faggot, and she walks away. 20:05.164 --> 20:07.705 [SPEAKER_00]: She, like, steps away with her shoulders. 20:08.465 --> 20:09.165 [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I'm talking about? 20:09.186 --> 20:16.170 [SPEAKER_01]: I googled the actress and she looks familiar, but I do not recall the scene you're telling me about. 20:17.050 --> 20:24.255 [SPEAKER_00]: You were aligning from the other two where he goes to the agency for a meeting and the agent comes out. 20:24.295 --> 20:26.296 [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, oh my God, welcome. 20:26.376 --> 20:29.278 [SPEAKER_00]: I've been living for you, Fagget, and she walks away. 20:30.238 --> 20:32.019 [SPEAKER_00]: You've never said, you know what I'm talking about. 20:32.039 --> 20:34.320 [SPEAKER_00]: I've seen them all, I've seen them all. 20:35.500 --> 20:38.001 [SPEAKER_00]: You better go Google living for you, Faggot, right now. 20:38.321 --> 20:45.824 [SPEAKER_01]: You'll recognize the GIFs because she walks away in a very, like a scary, shoulder monster. 20:46.164 --> 20:48.485 [SPEAKER_01]: Listen, I'm kind of in the middle of something right now. 20:48.525 --> 20:49.806 [SPEAKER_01]: I can't just go Googleing. 20:50.406 --> 20:51.167 [SPEAKER_01]: What do you in the middle of? 20:51.907 --> 20:52.227 [SPEAKER_01]: This. 20:53.347 --> 20:56.989 [SPEAKER_00]: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 21:00.075 --> 21:03.996 [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I went to outside lands, the music festival in San Francisco. 21:04.036 --> 21:07.858 [SPEAKER_01]: It was a nice little jaunt back to the west coast. 21:07.898 --> 21:10.538 [SPEAKER_01]: I got to stay with some friends in San Francisco. 21:10.558 --> 21:13.399 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, we got to go to out silenced. 21:13.639 --> 21:21.822 [SPEAKER_01]: You remember, you remember that one stage of outed lands that was always like tent, and it was always like a hassle to get in and out of. 21:23.545 --> 21:25.947 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, they changed it. 21:26.007 --> 21:35.315 [SPEAKER_01]: It's still in that same area, but now it's like a big stage and it's It's got really had these really cool arches It was much bigger space. 21:35.335 --> 21:36.456 [SPEAKER_01]: You could fit a lot more people. 21:36.536 --> 21:45.644 [SPEAKER_01]: I was I was there having a lot of fun But I just kept thinking I'm sad this tent we had so many fun years in the summer tent and now it's so much stage 21:46.585 --> 21:51.354 [SPEAKER_00]: And is it not like a big triangle formation or something? 21:51.374 --> 21:56.424 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's like, it's like three different, is it a triangle if it doesn't have a base? 21:58.808 --> 22:02.611 [SPEAKER_00]: In arch, a frame arch, perhaps? 22:02.771 --> 22:03.051 [SPEAKER_00]: Sure. 22:03.231 --> 22:04.512 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I know what you're talking about. 22:04.733 --> 22:05.413 [SPEAKER_01]: It was fun. 22:05.533 --> 22:07.094 [SPEAKER_01]: The weather was perfect. 22:07.795 --> 22:17.422 [SPEAKER_01]: It was like cold and chilly and everyone's like, you're gonna be cold and chilly and I'm like, no, I've been living in New York where it's been 90 degrees and I can't wait for it to be 60 degrees and a little chilly and foggy. 22:17.523 --> 22:18.223 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. 22:18.543 --> 22:23.007 [SPEAKER_01]: And at the end of the night, the fog was rolling and it was like, mist slash raining. 22:23.607 --> 22:27.851 [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, I was like, I kind of just want to walk all the way back to where we're staying. 22:28.411 --> 22:31.253 [SPEAKER_01]: because it's so nice out right now. 22:32.514 --> 22:33.194 [SPEAKER_00]: Who did you see? 22:33.234 --> 22:35.696 [SPEAKER_00]: Did you see anybody that you loved recommend? 22:35.996 --> 22:37.918 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, we saw Salton and Shepherd. 22:37.938 --> 22:40.479 [SPEAKER_01]: We saw it's Murf, are you familiar with it's Murf? 22:41.340 --> 22:42.681 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I know it's Murf. 22:42.781 --> 22:44.242 [SPEAKER_01]: I think you would fuck with it's Murf. 22:44.762 --> 22:48.945 [SPEAKER_01]: We saw Lane 8, which was incredible, and a few others. 22:49.005 --> 22:52.288 [SPEAKER_01]: We only did the one day pass, so we were just there for Saturday. 22:52.828 --> 23:15.355 [SPEAKER_01]: but I had flown in like Thursday and so we stayed with some friends and we got to play dominoes and we had nice dinners and then that was like all the world when we came and then I flew to Toronto to spend time with my boyfriend's family and we had like an Airbnb and a nice little lake and a cabin and there was lots of light. 23:15.795 --> 23:20.138 [SPEAKER_01]: paddle boarding and cards and lots of naps. 23:20.198 --> 23:22.820 [SPEAKER_01]: I finished two books, almost three books. 23:22.981 --> 23:32.148 [SPEAKER_00]: Got lots of reading and... Corey, you're pissing me off because, you know what, I texted you on Sunday or Monday after outside Lansing said, hello! 23:32.168 --> 23:32.268 [SPEAKER_00]: Um... 23:34.809 --> 23:46.455 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, here I am watching stories and I'm noticing I'm not seeing any stories from you I know that you're at outside lands are you alive and Corey's all I'm living in the moment. 23:46.716 --> 23:49.597 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like no, no, I replied 23:52.774 --> 24:00.948 [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's unacceptable because me, personally, I would like to know how your outside lands experiences. 24:01.068 --> 24:01.869 [SPEAKER_00]: Who are you seeing? 24:01.930 --> 24:02.551 [SPEAKER_00]: Show me. 24:02.611 --> 24:03.552 [SPEAKER_01]: Do a boomerang. 24:03.913 --> 24:06.677 [SPEAKER_01]: I replied was a living in the moment, darling. 24:08.417 --> 24:16.239 [SPEAKER_00]: And I was I wanted to give it a thumbs down get out of the moment and get in my stories I would like to at least see who's on stage. 24:16.479 --> 24:22.380 [SPEAKER_01]: What's the fit you think I can show my face on this podcast After all the shit. 24:22.460 --> 24:29.522 [SPEAKER_01]: I talk about people at concerts filming content and filming and having their phones up and all that 24:29.922 --> 24:34.025 [SPEAKER_01]: It was tough enough because it was a very, at least on Saturday at outside lands. 24:34.045 --> 24:42.512 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I guess it's always two-year-old adventure because they literally have, I think, six different stages, and they do have more traditional singer songwriters. 24:42.833 --> 24:48.677 [SPEAKER_01]: We had a very, like, EDM heavy set or schedule. 24:48.757 --> 24:52.941 [SPEAKER_01]: So it was a lot of people standing with their phones. 24:52.981 --> 24:55.503 [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, Harry Styles was right. 24:55.563 --> 24:56.884 [SPEAKER_01]: People don't dance anymore. 24:58.718 --> 25:00.498 [SPEAKER_01]: So we were we were standing in the back. 25:00.558 --> 25:01.439 [SPEAKER_01]: I loved it actually. 25:01.979 --> 25:03.839 [SPEAKER_01]: We were standing like far in the back. 25:03.879 --> 25:09.120 [SPEAKER_01]: We had space to dance people are being respectful of your area of some bitch. 25:12.081 --> 25:13.021 [SPEAKER_01]: This is a bitch came up. 25:13.061 --> 25:13.541 [SPEAKER_01]: It was all. 25:14.001 --> 25:14.841 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you look hungry. 25:14.861 --> 25:16.562 [SPEAKER_01]: You want to bite of a rice crispy treat. 25:17.302 --> 25:19.962 [SPEAKER_01]: I said, are you out of your mind? 25:20.583 --> 25:22.043 [SPEAKER_01]: A rice crispy treat. 25:23.569 --> 25:24.129 [SPEAKER_00]: No, I would. 25:24.750 --> 25:26.231 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, no, no, no. 25:26.551 --> 25:28.813 [SPEAKER_01]: And then her friend came over and said, would you like an orange? 25:28.873 --> 25:30.074 [SPEAKER_01]: I said, yeah, of course. 25:30.134 --> 25:31.054 [SPEAKER_01]: Nature's candy. 25:31.095 --> 25:31.935 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, of course. 25:31.955 --> 25:32.656 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, an orange. 25:32.756 --> 25:34.977 [SPEAKER_00]: And, or what do you, are you afraid of the risk? 25:34.997 --> 25:36.899 [SPEAKER_00]: Could you just, like, do you think it's going to be released with someone? 25:36.919 --> 25:39.481 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, no, you're just like dancing and sweating. 25:39.541 --> 25:43.524 [SPEAKER_01]: And do you think I want a cotton mouth, rice, crispy, treat? 25:44.044 --> 25:44.244 [SPEAKER_01]: No. 25:44.264 --> 25:49.328 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I thought you were fearing like, oh, it's like, it was made with, with, had drug laced butter. 25:49.728 --> 25:56.613 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I saw it was, no, I saw it was in the, it was in the blue and silver rice crispy tree little package. 25:57.414 --> 25:58.395 [SPEAKER_01]: It was branded. 25:58.735 --> 26:03.278 [SPEAKER_01]: Although, oh, yeah, it was the snap, it was snap, crap, boom, pop. 26:05.680 --> 26:11.144 [SPEAKER_01]: Although this gay did come over and he was all, you want some, you want some bubble issues? 26:12.145 --> 26:12.966 [SPEAKER_01]: And he had no. 26:13.187 --> 26:14.008 [SPEAKER_01]: He had no. 26:14.528 --> 26:18.374 [SPEAKER_01]: He had about 10 packs of delicious and he gave me a piece. 26:18.894 --> 26:21.198 [SPEAKER_01]: It was the biggest piece of gum I've ever had in my life. 26:21.378 --> 26:23.601 [SPEAKER_01]: I looked at that man and I said, are you crazy? 26:23.741 --> 26:26.245 [SPEAKER_01]: I said, they should be selling these in half. 26:27.714 --> 26:54.079 [SPEAKER_01]: you were all he was all show me what that mouth do now he he he he stood next to us and was handing out gum to everybody and then he was taking his gum taking a big hit from his vape blowing a bubble with his gum with the vape smoke in it and then pop and then popping the bubble so that the bubble really smoke and baby the people who thought 26:55.931 --> 27:14.306 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, it was cool the first time, but it became a little bit of a stick and then people all around us were tapping the other people around us and everyone was making him perform for them and he was really doing this bubble with the smoke trick and I thought I can't we just listen to the music. 27:15.567 --> 27:18.389 [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, you know what that's kind of giving which 27:20.993 --> 27:26.794 [SPEAKER_00]: I did see a video, you know what happened the other day was the gathering of the juggalose. 27:27.534 --> 27:28.154 [SPEAKER_00]: You're familiar? 27:28.474 --> 27:29.255 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes. 27:29.675 --> 27:32.835 [SPEAKER_00]: The gathering of the juggalose is in, is it an annual event? 27:33.755 --> 27:35.876 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, semi-annual sale. 27:36.676 --> 27:37.016 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. 27:37.396 --> 27:45.597 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, somebody reporting live from the gathering of the juggalose asking this person, what's the craziest thing you've seen at the gathering of the juggals? 27:46.317 --> 27:48.958 [SPEAKER_00]: For those listeners at home that don't know what a juggalose is. 27:50.607 --> 27:53.309 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's a clown posse. 27:54.910 --> 27:57.973 [SPEAKER_00]: Insane clown posse fandom has its own festival. 27:58.593 --> 28:07.400 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, the gathering, the jugglers are the fandom, the gathering of the jugglers is the festival of the community. 28:08.181 --> 28:12.664 [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, this year at the gathering of the jugglers, there was a juggler-fear factor. 28:13.425 --> 28:19.850 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and the second place, 28:21.324 --> 28:26.428 [SPEAKER_00]: Contestant, a person who got second place, stapled her vagina shut. 28:27.589 --> 28:28.310 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like this. 28:29.170 --> 28:29.911 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like it either. 28:29.931 --> 28:30.471 [SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean? 28:30.491 --> 28:31.692 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, who got first place? 28:32.313 --> 28:33.374 [SPEAKER_00]: What do you have to do? 28:33.394 --> 28:34.995 [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't dig deeper. 28:35.275 --> 28:36.056 [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't want to know. 28:36.076 --> 28:36.916 [SPEAKER_01]: stapled it. 28:37.096 --> 28:37.637 [SPEAKER_01]: Shut it. 28:38.357 --> 28:50.948 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if it like was sealed, like factory sealed, but like there's no amount of staples can really get, you know, did it pass the leak test? 28:50.988 --> 28:51.368 [SPEAKER_00]: The leak? 28:51.489 --> 28:56.053 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't, maybe it barely passed the, the metal detector test. 28:57.013 --> 28:57.694 [SPEAKER_00]: How you leave? 28:57.714 --> 28:58.234 [SPEAKER_00]: How you get in? 29:00.460 --> 29:12.125 [SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, should you think so you remember you remember and like middle school when your teacher had this big stapler and and they would take out a long segment of staples to put back into the stapler. 29:13.146 --> 29:14.266 [SPEAKER_00]: That's not just a middle school. 29:14.367 --> 29:16.307 [SPEAKER_00]: It's at my desk right here right now. 29:16.788 --> 29:17.208 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay. 29:17.248 --> 29:20.670 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, how many love what would you call that a sleeve of staples? 29:21.510 --> 29:22.951 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I would call it a slip. 29:23.191 --> 29:30.554 [SPEAKER_00]: You can get a lot of staples in a little box and it's way more staples than you even can imagine are going to come in that. 29:30.674 --> 29:34.136 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're telling me, did I talk about this on the podcast? 29:34.476 --> 29:47.121 [SPEAKER_01]: I did a race here in New York a couple weeks ago of running race and they forgot to give me the safety pins to stay to safety pin my bib onto my running 29:51.283 --> 29:52.583 [SPEAKER_01]: two safety pins? 29:53.184 --> 29:53.424 [SPEAKER_01]: No. 29:54.344 --> 29:54.704 [SPEAKER_01]: You got it. 29:54.724 --> 29:55.945 [SPEAKER_01]: You got to buy a whole bunch. 29:57.205 --> 29:57.705 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry. 29:58.005 --> 29:58.485 [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you. 29:59.866 --> 30:04.467 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there should be a, you know, take a penny, leave a penny, take a piece, and leave the safety pins. 30:04.507 --> 30:13.430 [SPEAKER_01]: My boyfriend was like, just go to one of the, just go to a tailor or a dry cleaner and offer a dollar and just see if they'll give you four. 30:13.830 --> 30:14.451 [SPEAKER_01]: He was right. 30:14.471 --> 30:15.231 [SPEAKER_01]: We should have done that. 30:16.347 --> 30:20.979 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you could just now have safety pins in your home. 30:21.521 --> 30:23.325 [SPEAKER_01]: What are you safety pinning? 30:23.446 --> 30:24.869 [SPEAKER_01]: What might you need that for? 30:26.782 --> 30:27.963 [SPEAKER_00]: It comes up, honey. 30:28.483 --> 30:29.003 [SPEAKER_00]: It does. 30:29.263 --> 30:29.763 [SPEAKER_00]: It does. 30:30.964 --> 30:32.885 [SPEAKER_00]: And safety pins don't go bad. 30:32.925 --> 30:37.287 [SPEAKER_01]: When you're making your meat teddy bear, I haven't made a meat teddy bear in years. 30:38.127 --> 30:41.028 [SPEAKER_00]: Safety pins don't go bad, but you know what does rubber bands. 30:41.368 --> 30:45.250 [SPEAKER_00]: Do not buy rubber bands in bulk thinking you can just have them for a while. 30:45.610 --> 30:48.411 [SPEAKER_00]: They will get, what is that? 30:48.852 --> 30:50.532 [SPEAKER_00]: Hard and then brittle. 30:51.173 --> 30:54.114 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, sometimes when I would buy broccoli, 30:55.374 --> 30:57.555 [SPEAKER_01]: comes two stalks with a rubber band. 30:57.575 --> 31:01.296 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, that's just saving those bad boys. 31:01.956 --> 31:17.321 [SPEAKER_00]: The, I'm kind of doing that with those, those bread, uh, ties, not, well, yes, bread ties, but also the, the plastic little square, yeah, you save those. 31:18.150 --> 31:21.511 [SPEAKER_00]: I hate them, but I save them thinking maybe someday I'll need them. 31:21.851 --> 31:23.872 [SPEAKER_01]: You could do a cute little earring with that. 31:24.072 --> 31:25.212 [SPEAKER_01]: How thick your earlobe. 31:28.253 --> 31:29.233 [SPEAKER_01]: That's normal. 31:29.554 --> 31:32.154 [SPEAKER_00]: Standard thickness down with a thick. 31:32.715 --> 31:33.795 [SPEAKER_00]: Standard thickness. 31:33.955 --> 31:34.755 [SPEAKER_00]: Waaahahahahahah. 31:35.535 --> 31:35.876 [SPEAKER_01]: Damn. 31:37.056 --> 31:37.276 [SPEAKER_01]: Well. 31:38.760 --> 31:49.195 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what I'm going to do with them, but it is it is when I save them, I have a little spot for them in my junk drawer and I think this is how it all begins. 31:49.255 --> 31:53.421 [SPEAKER_00]: This is how the how a hoarder starts the first layer. 31:55.744 --> 31:56.404 [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly. 31:57.184 --> 31:59.765 [SPEAKER_01]: So, well, where can people find you? 32:00.565 --> 32:03.846 [SPEAKER_00]: You can find me standing, Chancy Beluga, Chancy. 32:03.986 --> 32:08.188 [SPEAKER_00]: If you're listening, we are, we are here for the Chancy Sons. 32:08.468 --> 32:13.389 [SPEAKER_01]: We might not be able to get you a Queerty Dom, but we can probably get you a psychobabble award. 32:14.049 --> 32:14.690 [SPEAKER_01]: No, okay. 32:15.290 --> 32:16.190 [SPEAKER_01]: Where can people find you? 32:18.511 --> 32:26.084 [SPEAKER_01]: You know, here and there, giving people on the street safety pins since I have an abundance of those. 32:26.104 --> 32:29.230 [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, give her your welcome.