[SPEAKER_00]: Ah, what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you what you're doing.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're less than into the Elder Scrolls.
[SPEAKER_00]: Doorcast!
[SPEAKER_00]: Either you are.
[SPEAKER_00]: Around be skipping rope with your entrails.
[SPEAKER_02]: Tata.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is the Elder Scrolls' Lordcast.
[SPEAKER_02]: Your source for lore... and so much more.
[SPEAKER_02]: adventures welcome back to the Elder Scrolls lore cast.
[SPEAKER_02]: This week we have a wonderfully full cast of patrons.
[SPEAKER_02]: We have a bunch of people and new people.
[SPEAKER_02]: We've got some old people returning.
[SPEAKER_02]: We have the oldest of people that was the pre-show joke where Rob was like, hey, what did you call me?
[SPEAKER_02]: Of course Rob, the princess is here as well.
[SPEAKER_02]: It load us in me, Tom, or robots your host.
[SPEAKER_02]: And this week we are discussing something very cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you were to take a school of magic that shows up anywhere in the Elder Scrolls, and you could use it in real life, which one would you pick and how would you use it?
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm sure we're going to get all sorts of wacky ideas coming from this crew.
[SPEAKER_02]: And joining me this week, we've got this wonderful list.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to name everyone on this list.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then on the count of three, you're all going to unmute at the same time, right on three, and you're going to make the sound of a school of magic that you might consider using in the real world.
[SPEAKER_02]: whatever that sound is.
[SPEAKER_02]: We've got Rod the Princess, McGonagall, blinding vision, Chris, Brannis, and her scene joining me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Guys, you ready?
[SPEAKER_02]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_02]: One, two, three,
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a wonderful mix of weird sounds, thank you so much for that.
[SPEAKER_02]: But hey, Rob Lee in the pre show, you said that you would be willing to go first.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why don't you kick us off with a school of magic that you would consider using in the world and how would you would use it?
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, yeah, I, man, I was like, oh, I'll be able to narrow this down in no time.
[SPEAKER_06]: Just give me like a second.
[SPEAKER_06]: And there is so much magic in here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would probably want to go.
[SPEAKER_02]: How do you feel about restoration?
[SPEAKER_06]: Restoration magic is a perfectly valid school of magic, first and foremost.
[SPEAKER_06]: I want to get that off the air just right away is perfectly vowschool.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to shoot a nature magic which you're like what the heck is that?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't remember playing that in Skyrim.
[SPEAKER_06]: What?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm in Skyrim you fool.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, um, so which one which came to second?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because every game readjust the little bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just on the massive list on the U.S.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's in a game.
[SPEAKER_02]: It might be like weird, like the weird stuff, like the route to say isn't that like, yeah, I'm pretty sure it's talked about in ESO.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I was going to say this is like an offshoot of ESO, like they discuss it, but you know.
[SPEAKER_06]: But ultimately your characters do use some nature magic.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: And like the ward in the ward.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to say you think some of the undaunted skills, I think kind of relate to that as well.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, there is nature magic in the game, but like you don't necessarily, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, it definitely references the high aisle, DLC bit with, like, a druid king's and the sisters, aisles or whatever they're called.
[SPEAKER_06]: So that seems to be where it originates.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just am a big fan of nature, and that seems like the
[SPEAKER_06]: in real world that you could do a lot of cool stuff with that, um, yeah, there is so many other weird ones in here.
[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, the nature one is probably the most practical one for me and also just the one that I think would be the the coolest by far.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you would go into a life of farming and agriculture.
[SPEAKER_02]: How would you use it?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, no, I mean, I would not have to go into a life of farming in agriculture because I have magic, you know?
[SPEAKER_02]: But you could just cast magic on your fields and then just grow all the plants like super close.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I suppose.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I was like, oh, I could just, you know, grow whatever I need in that moment and then just have it.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I guess I could still turn that into a farming business.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not one to capitalize my hobbies.
[SPEAKER_02]: So is there a specific example that comes to mind?
[SPEAKER_06]: I like the idea that you can craft things from shaping wood.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can summon things with the nature magic, and it's not just plant stuff, like you can work with animals and such.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it's really, really cool because of all the flexibility, there's so much things that can relate to nature.
[SPEAKER_06]: It does seem to be that mushrooms are not included in that, because there's a separate school of magic for mushrooms.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mushroom magic.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, yeah, I also saw there's like snake magic spider magic.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I guess I can't work with those animals and I also know that kind of magic.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, so another thing is there may be cross over, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like this is one of the things that happens in the games where like some spell is authentic.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right, right.
[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, I get where you go in, but just for clarity for our listeners, because there's always somebody in the audience who does the well, actually, and then has to type a comment.
[SPEAKER_02]: So in order to cut that out as fast as possible, I have to respond to these things.
[SPEAKER_02]: But one of the things that is interesting about the series is that some types of spells actually work kind of cross-disciplinary.
[SPEAKER_02]: They tend to like the categories are
[SPEAKER_02]: A little bit shaky.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're just the wardens even to use much from magic in the ESO.
[SPEAKER_06]: I remember that so that There you go right there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: So just because you're choosing yeah, just because you're choosing one title doesn't mean that you are limited To not using things that also can fit under another title So okay, well here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's open this up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Does anybody have any questions for Rob about his nature magic and how you would use it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Here's seen I see that you're unmuted.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you have a question?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: So would you create a funny mushroom towers?
[SPEAKER_06]: Again, I probably wouldn't be leaning too much into the mushrooms in the first place, but I think those are sick as hell, not for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: So what else do you have?
[SPEAKER_06]: I would say I'll lean toward, I like the real idea of like creeping things out of trees.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's really, really cool.
[SPEAKER_06]: So you can summon all these different plants and stuff, but you can just like shape all these cool wooden structures and make these like cool architecture like wonders out of wood.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that is the really appealing part.
[SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, like those houses that are in Vowenwood, both the wood elves, those are so cool.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's definitely what I would lean towards.
[SPEAKER_02]: Would you make yourself one of those houses to live in?
[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because you see more of an orc guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know many orcs that live in trees so much, but you could use nature in other ways that would well talk.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I remind you of the wood orcs.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you could just be a wood orc wood orcs.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's what they call me in icecraft.
[SPEAKER_06]: I wish they didn't.
[SPEAKER_06]: But no, I like the nature aesthetics a lot, but also in this game, I love the Orcs a lot.
[SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, they don't have to be exclusionary.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can enjoy nature and enjoy Orcs in nature.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, I was thinking, in my mind, my Orcs are, I don't see them as, I guess there are other Yorks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Roodle and a little about Smith and Smith and Fordging and Underground, but you could still do things with nature in an underground place, especially if you do a mushroom magic, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like a very reductive, or a very valid school of elves.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, don't cross elves.
[SPEAKER_05]: We abandon our title.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, or some or settled down.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: I thought it was hammers because they're big elves.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, boy.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's fine words.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's get back to the magic part.
[SPEAKER_02]: Blindy, do you have a question for him about his nature magic?
[SPEAKER_05]: I had more, but I can, I can let you keep going.
[SPEAKER_05]: I do think the nature magic is valid.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe not as valid as some other schools of magic, but it's what it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think we know who's going to go after you, Rob, because he's going to have to explain what he's thinking about here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Any other questions for Rob?
[SPEAKER_02]: Anybody?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I think I think we're wrapped up on your questions, Rob.
[SPEAKER_02]: Any last thoughts?
[SPEAKER_06]: Sounds good.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, that's it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, this, this, I'm excited with the like, wooden structures and architectures with all the plant magic.
[SPEAKER_06]: So that's definitely the, the coolest part of the nice, nice pool.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, good start, blinding vision.
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you think?
[SPEAKER_02]: You're saying not nature magic for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's more legitimate forms of magic.
[SPEAKER_02]: Where are you going?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I, I think restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic.
[SPEAKER_05]: However,
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not actually sure how the France is, is it, is it micro-tergy?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, the mushroom one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: My go jersey.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't know if it was a soft sea or not.
[SPEAKER_06]: My card a G at a pottergy.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't you couldn't say it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I believe you never heard anyone actually pronounce it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it might go.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just saying if you're like, Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: In the world like to cast mushroom magic.
[SPEAKER_03]: You could probably pronounce it wherever you feel like.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is very, and I don't feel like it comes up and often enough for.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's even have a pronunciation guide, but I want with that, because I think I'm a fun guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was a good set up.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was a In fact, it would it would have been even better if you went into all the other reasons and then ended with patch-o I had that for your whole time.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was it.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it on top shelf joke right there top I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think we need to keep that joke in the dark in the damp and dark place
[SPEAKER_05]: There's not mushroom for improvement.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not mushroom for improvement.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you have any other schools of magic that you would pick blinding like in in real life like in real context what which one would you use the most which one would be the most beneficial?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh You don't think enough it would probably be restoration on clumsy.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that you can fix like your prizes when you walk down the things.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm in constant pain.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's also part of getting old.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's because with that equation, it's going to stick with the microturgy and just be a drug dealer or something.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I mean, could do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Self-medicate, kind of thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll buy some.
[SPEAKER_02]: you've already you got a customer already.
[SPEAKER_02]: Restoration does make a lot of sense because it would be very helpful not only for yourself, but also other people you know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh man.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's wrong you?
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey buddy, you made it to work, but you look miserable.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's wrong?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I've got a headache.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh here, moving.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now you don't have a headache.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know like that's amazing.
[SPEAKER_05]: I live in the U.S.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: He'll someone like that will be $50,000.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Or you could be like, you don't need your insurance anymore.
[SPEAKER_02]: One, you just pay me half as much as you would have paid for insurance.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you could just call me anytime you need help.
[SPEAKER_02]: I also like how this is developed.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you literally, I mean, mine is least important just because we have enough people on this.
[SPEAKER_04]: But this was the entire basis of mine was to undercut our health care market by being able to just do this.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the end of the time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it totally is a valid school
[SPEAKER_04]: like a hundred bucks, not my fingers and they're all better.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, okay, well, I just told you made myself rich by undercutting your videos.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I'm probably going to need a shot doing that, but I'll just keep you all myself.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it all works out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: So spoilers.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what everyone else does in a couple of bucks.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
[SPEAKER_02]: So okay, so anybody have questions for blinding?
[SPEAKER_02]: And he thoughts about this restoration magic and ways that, yeah, I'm going to have some thoughts.
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you think?
[SPEAKER_08]: So, purely for your own enjoyment.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you're going to consider alcohol appoison, could you just update the effects?
[SPEAKER_05]: Actually, alcohol is a solution.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's scientific.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, we just got out of here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Man, man, man's thing though.
[SPEAKER_08]: But then you could drink.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and not get more direct that you want to.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, rubbing alcohol is for external wounds, drinking alcohols for the internal wounds.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the emotional wounds.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, rather.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you know, we were we were making jokes about being older, but I think maybe blinding vision is the oldest dad in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the room in the
[SPEAKER_04]: I got a couple of comments for a restaurant just before we pull away from that like a legit question like within the games Can you neutralize the if I mean I know you can neutralize poison stuff like that, but like if you actually drink in the games can you neutralize them through restoration bonuses?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I've never tried but conceivably
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sure I've ever tried.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why I was curious.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to be up like an animal on person and you like have because what I'm thinking like if you chug to jammers something like that and you're just like is there a way to counteract that?
[SPEAKER_06]: Just like mechanical things is that like your stamina regenerates a lot slower.
[SPEAKER_06]: And so yeah, drink I can antidote does that get rid of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's right in a way you're so burying up.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to say which is a little better in a weekend because, I mean, there were additional stats beyond just like sure your 50 regeneration things like that, but I want to say, yeah, you can kind of counteract that at least in that one.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, interesting.
[SPEAKER_05]: Interesting.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like a school of better and then just.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'm back.
[SPEAKER_08]: Baby, you're good at the office.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, yeah, well, her scene had some more thoughts at her scene.
[SPEAKER_02]: You had some questions also.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so whenever I was deciding which school I wanted to do, it was a debate between restoration and the one that I did choose, but you can do so much goofy things and fun things with restoration.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, curing wounds is nice, healing people is nice, making money.
[SPEAKER_03]: From healing is super nice, but restoration goes so much further than that, because it also fortifies attributes and skills.
[SPEAKER_03]: And one thing I thought was pretty goofy, just a little thing is that you could fortify and restore your fatigue or stamina depending on what gamer talking about, which means you could have all night game sessions and the sun rises, you can do restoration to fix that sleepiness and go about your day, then never really worry about sleep again if you didn't want to, you just keep restoring your your stamina.
[SPEAKER_02]: Or you could just keep running it with that and running and running.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I had a different direction that you were going to go that way when you started talking all night.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, uh, uh, gaming.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, right, right, gaming.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's that.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_07]: Keep it a little bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: I, uh, stay up all night to get lucky.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you were going to buy your luck.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is one of these spells.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, sorry, fortify acrobatics and then just leap 100 feet.
[SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, you guys ever messed with some of the like spell crafting and oblivion.
[SPEAKER_05]: I like to make fortify speed on touch and hit other characters and they overshoot their pattern.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's amazing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's so much fun.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can use it on your horse, make your horse go faster.
[SPEAKER_02]: What if you did it to an undead and then scared them away?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's your gun because restoration has turned undead.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you can do both.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you, you, you blinding could go to any haunted graveyard and you would be totally fine.
[SPEAKER_06]: bonus.
[SPEAKER_06]: You could give their speed bonus so high that they would have blinding vision.
[SPEAKER_05]: There.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't make some boots like that once.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, give me one second.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to kick Rob and blinding vision off the podcast in the rest of my story.
[SPEAKER_02]: Have a conversation.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think everyone understands.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, this has been a lot of fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Any last thoughts,
[SPEAKER_05]: That's it for me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go in.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you got all the jokes today.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who would like to go next?
[UNKNOWN]: Who?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Follow that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Was that mechanical?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, there you are.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's too many people.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like somebody spoke and I didn't see speaking at the same time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, go for it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And also welcome glad you decided to join us and welcome to the Patreon and all of that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So what are you thinking?
[SPEAKER_02]: What's cool of magic for you?
[SPEAKER_07]: like school magic of course.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was what I was going to pick originally just for healing in general because it's just handy.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like it just makes sense.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: What I think really perfectly selfish I would go for destruction but not for the destruction sense of it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I would pick destruction for fire and ice because I work outside all year long, so during the summer, 100% I'm making
[SPEAKER_07]: like just blizzers around me to cool myself down.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Or like a giant ice block.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you could see on it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you could just be like that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, right around on a John deer tractor and the middle of the summer just cooking.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'd like a little bit of snow on me.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then during the winter, like I'm shoveling snow maybe.
[SPEAKER_07]: spreading salt was like I'm just going to have a little fireball next to me and keep me warm yeah you just use like a level one like flame blast kind of thing around and then all of a sudden that I'll just melt right and then you're done with genius I do have a flame throw I do use sometimes where I work that's amazing that's awesome but I will say here's the guest of what I was going to
[SPEAKER_07]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nice, not much to say about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just like I love cheese.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'd like them in the Pila cheese.
[SPEAKER_07]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like I feel like nothing more than that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like if you're a master cheesemancer, you could have like the best pizza joint in town, you know?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, love pizza.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I guess I'm just saying that.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that uh my game that I kept promoting the last couple times I was on the uh
[SPEAKER_05]: Danny Grail, the fall of Babylon right here is you want to play about there's a cheese spell.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I didn't get that far you want to pick that up.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's pretty.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's pretty fun.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's it's super fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: So what what does it do?
[SPEAKER_05]: It turns enemies into cheese.
[SPEAKER_02]: It just turns like turns like you come across a giant enemy and you're just turning them into a block of cheese or a style.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's a heavy version.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then there's like a light version where you if you hit it quick, it spawns a piece of cheese.
[SPEAKER_05]: But if you hold it down, it'll there's like a little meter that fills up.
[SPEAKER_05]: And when the meter fills up, the enemy explodes into like a pilot cheese.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you could eat your enemy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, then you could be lactose intolerant and then you could very quickly or slowly deal with your enemy internally.
[SPEAKER_06]: Be careful if you get them though, because I hear it's pretty sharp.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, I thought you were kicking around.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Rob.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll give you your chatter after the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you had to be free careful with some of those cheeses.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I want you to do this show anymore.
[SPEAKER_01]: These ducks aren't moving on this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, I was going to say Abraca Goda.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so any other questions for McGonagall?
[SPEAKER_02]: Anything about either destruction magic or cheese magic?
[SPEAKER_06]: Not question.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just I did work outside for a good like two years as a plumber and that sucked and yeah having like a fire spell when it's just, you know, negative 10 degrees outside would be so cool.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is going to be great.
[SPEAKER_04]: I appreciate you choosing to stick with your like career choice.
[SPEAKER_04]: And just making it more pleasant rather than like, oh, how can I totally just like do something elaborate?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, no, you're not, I like what I do.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just want to make it less awful in the seasons that I don't want to work in.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm like Hagrid.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm a groundskeeper at a private school.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I do a lot of that, like rich kids and all that, but no magic technically, but allegedly.
[SPEAKER_07]: Allegedly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I've got to keep on secret.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm wondering if there's other uses of other distraction magic as well, like channeling lightning, it's making that somehow beneficial without murdering somebody.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, well, we had power outages around here recently because the storms may be power the house.
[SPEAKER_07]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_07]: There you go, possibly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, charge up some batteries for free.
[SPEAKER_03]: concentrated like stream of lightning.
[SPEAKER_03]: You could probably like weld things.
[SPEAKER_03]: You wouldn't need a weld or you would just use magic on weld, which is also a good career path.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, or facing things around the grounds if you're a groundskeeper.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That makes sense.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Any other thoughts?
[SPEAKER_02]: Any other questions?
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess not.
[SPEAKER_02]: Any last thoughts, mechanical about either of these types of magic and ways that you would use them?
[SPEAKER_07]: into iterations of outer scrolls other than legends and a book.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, that would be cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it would be cool to have some like wacky schools of magic that you can just learn from like an NPC you find in a cave somewhere who's like the only practice your titioner of it or something.
[SPEAKER_02]: That would be really good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, nothing big just just like something you can find randomly in the world of elder scrolls and there's like, I'm a cheeseman's right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yes, yeah, and then you could make cheese and wear it as clothing, so everyone knows your cheeseman's are.
[SPEAKER_02]: We do that too.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: The big cheese.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can be the big cheese.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can go to Wisconsin.
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, um, who would like to go next to the fun ideas but kind of go who who wants to go.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I see brand is brand is what do you think and also welcome to the show by the way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you forever.
[SPEAKER_08]: Appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, I was originally going to go with
[SPEAKER_08]: what Rob had.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love Wardens.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have three of them.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, yeah, nature magic is a cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then I was after he said that, I was like, my go-turgy.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's cool too.
[SPEAKER_08]: But then I got taken.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're allowed to still, but you can line it up and just get us more reasons why it would make sense for you, like that's fine if you want.
[SPEAKER_08]: Or you just kind of nailed it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Or you could make it from some trees, did the things.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's cool.
[SPEAKER_06]: We can heal in dramatic and hold hands together.
[SPEAKER_06]: We could.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can make you talk like, like fake wood friends, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what I'm talking about.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm just saying stuff, man.
[SPEAKER_06]: The other magic.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's more powerful when you hold hands with another magic cast.
[SPEAKER_02]: And cast it simultaneously.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't you know, that's the rule.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is it?
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe the real magic was the question made a lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: There it goes.
[SPEAKER_04]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_04]: But replace friends with just sticks.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's pretty much.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm looking forward to the Elder Scrolls Online update where you can play with your friends, which you already can do, and Elder Scrolls Online.
[SPEAKER_02]: But when you cast magic, you can play with your friends in order to cast the spells more powerfully.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because that's real cute.
[SPEAKER_02]: Or G. That is.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, so you're going to pivot.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're going to go with something different.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'm going to go with portal magic.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think I might understand it less now
[SPEAKER_08]: It's apparently under somaturgy, which, by the way, is just brute forcing stuff, I guess.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and also got removed from the list of magic schools later on in the series, but whatever.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's everything that they're around.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, aspects of it, and like the different schools, like, concentration magic can get so strong that you're connection to oblivionies whoop there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it gets kind of esoteric, they call it like orbital conjunctions.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ooh, ooh.
[SPEAKER_02]: That feels like something you should go to the doctor for.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, yeah, I had a case of orbital conjunctions.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm so sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: You got to clear it up for that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Got it from a wood orc.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know, I don't really understand how they work, but it would be cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: So would you use it to, like, come mute to work, so you don't actually have to drive a car?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, how long is your commute?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just not to help on.
[SPEAKER_08]: But it will be instantaneous, which is, like, really communicators, like, a 30-minute traffic traffic.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's three or more matters.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you could sleep in?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I could sleep in.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's amazing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, or I just like all kinds of like it go get fresh produce from South America, that's true.
[SPEAKER_08]: Come back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, wherever you want to go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Go hide somewhere.
[SPEAKER_02]: You go visit the moon really quickly and go back right back through the portal before you die from space exposure.
[SPEAKER_08]: Totally.
[SPEAKER_08]: Or I think off the shenanigans.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you're missing that object.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know where that's at.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right, you remember a scene a quote in the game and it was let me give you some advice if at first you don't succeed Then teleportation magic is not for you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I do remember that one
[SPEAKER_02]: Nice, but you could also learn from the portal games and do things like in the portal games that you would be able to do with portal magic.
[SPEAKER_02]: So for example, you could like if somebody's, I don't know, being a pain in your, but you could just drop them into a portal that goes falls out of another portal just continuously.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then it like falling down.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it teleporting is like super dangerous though.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was like the point of that quote is like, that's a risky, like hopefully you're an expert at it, but like if not, you can only mess up once.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I would have never to be pretty good at it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you'd want to they want to practice with a lot of like inanimate objects first, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I don't know my stick friends.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to keep friends.
[SPEAKER_02]: Here's a stapler.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to teleport the stapler to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Here you go.
[SPEAKER_06]: You took my stapler.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep, we're only quoting movies from at least 10 years ago.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was one of the things.
[SPEAKER_06]: Again, at least that one's at least leasing.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was like 90s.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that was almost 30 years ago.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, all right.
[SPEAKER_02]: So let's open up some questions.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who has questions about portal magic and how brandists would use it?
[SPEAKER_03]: He thought you were effectively riding the next Rick and Morty episode.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, every episode at least has to do so with the portal guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: True.
[SPEAKER_02]: How do you feel?
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think you, if you had more experience with portals, you could get a job as a writer for a show like Rick and Morty, like a secondary thing like I feel like this is got a lot of uses, but at the same time, this seems like the most dangerous choice of all of them so far.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, it's risky.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's risky.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because if you're doing destruction magic, you probably just make a little fire or a little bit of ice, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like you could probably contain it, but anytime you open a portal anywhere.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you can't be a small and pale on a rock, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: You're either impaled on the rock or you're not impaled on the rock.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's at the void.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're just done.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like a mortal gun or is it just a little more like, you know, you manifested from your body?
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, do you have a wand?
[SPEAKER_06]: You see the other side of the portal?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, think about in ESO when you fast travel somewhere, you open a portal and then you just disappear, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's not like the game portal where you actually have an opening that stays there.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's more of a, but but we have seen portals that do open up in the series and stay there for a little while and then disappear.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So if you feel like you could do both.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think so and you have like your character voiced by JK Simmons, so you could be aperture science guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Talk about when life gives you lemons, all of that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Talking about the yellow, you know, Eminem.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're not talking about that.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: Same thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Start.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's like portal seeds.
[SPEAKER_08]: as an object in the SO that like they the item description says like people start with using like an enchanted object or they get better yeah you wouldn't want to tell something before take a portal seed and like weaponize that oh like teleported into somebody's body strap a portal seed to a car and go boom boom yeah gone yeah teleport amount of space yeah
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll say, so we're going for murder now.
[SPEAKER_02]: You get mad, Flutter.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, somebody could survive in space for a few seconds.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you just don't bring it right back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you be like, where did you go?
[SPEAKER_02]: What happened?
[SPEAKER_06]: So if they die in space after it's not your fault, they think that they're problem of surviving.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what that's all right.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's put them there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a bad problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: You could just say, you know, they won't be able to defend himself at this point, but you could just be like, well, they asked to go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wait, wait, wait.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wasn't my response to make sure they could breathe.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that was worth it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it reminds me of some undersea adventures from a little way back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, um, any other portal questions, portal magic, things you would do?
[SPEAKER_02]: Would you?
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so here's a question for you, Brandis.
[SPEAKER_02]: We've been talking about using it in like grand ways and also being careful with it, but once you are a master of portal, let's say, let's say you've got that extra 30 minutes to sleep in before we have to just portal yourself to work.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so you're like, you sit up and bad and you're like, oh, I got to sleep in.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I'm hungry.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I've got five minutes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you just like portal the food from your kitchen right to right in front of you?
[SPEAKER_02]: And do you use it for all these like little things?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, God, a brush my teeth.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I just portal the portal that here.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then I start brushing my teeth and then just walk in the bathroom.
[SPEAKER_02]: Say, have yourself another few seconds.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's sort of stuff.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sounds like the plot point to Wally and pretty sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can I interject please?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think you can portal something to you.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that's just called summoning something.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I think that's a different style.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, conjuration or summoning.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you can portal yourself to it.
[SPEAKER_08]: If I already have it in my fridge and has go portal under it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess it may be just portal yourself out of bed into your kitchen and then you can make it a little bit portal into your fridge and then you just like stick your arm off your bed and now your arms Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that works.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that makes more sense.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I like that or I'm not to worry about keys anymore.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, yeah, you know, for about keys or like a portable behind you and never mind.
[SPEAKER_02]: I need
[SPEAKER_02]: I was on board.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, that last one, I don't know if you're wrong to go with that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nope, nope.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought I could get you off the podcast, Rob.
[SPEAKER_02]: You just break him back in with all these damn poor.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's got portal management.
[SPEAKER_08]: I could just leave them around.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's my fault.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Will Brandon send you any last thoughts on portals?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I think that is, I think that's what I would do.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sounds good.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who would like to go next?
[SPEAKER_02]: Got a few people left.
[SPEAKER_02]: Anybody, anybody ever seen, it seemed like you might have been ready in the last one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you want to go?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'll go.
[SPEAKER_03]: A first of all, restoration is a valid school of magic and it was going to be the one that I chose, but I decided against it in favor of another school.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And as I mentioned before, a lot of fun things you could do with restoration outside of like curing diseases and healing everyone and blah, blah, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_03]: But hear me out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Daydric Omnitool, for all you Mass Effect fans out there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right, wait a minute, okay, so for people who haven't played Mass Effect, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is this Omnitool that you speak of?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so in Mass Effect side tangent, there is like this hologram tool you could summon from your arm.
[SPEAKER_03]: It does all kinds of tool things in this heart light people have seen.
[SPEAKER_02]: If they've seen screenshots of like a character with a big orange glowy thing over one of their like hands and forums, that's the Omni tool and it can just do stuff like engineering tech stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so the school I went with is conjuration.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so even though most of the conjuration spells you get in game or focus mostly around combat in the end it's Conjuration it's magic bound to something and you summon it a lot of cases can be dangerous because you could summon data creatures and stuff and you could summon bound weapons but why only just weapons why not bound tools imagine
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, please.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the first one I gave you a line when you said tool.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or you grab the wrong screwdriver.
[SPEAKER_03]: You grab the Phillips head turns out you need the flat head doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_03]: You conjure the flat head.
[SPEAKER_03]: You just conjure the tools that you need in the moment or whatever the like engineering job you need.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like why aren't the scissors in the drawer who took the scissors where oh nevermind I'll just conjure them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't buy knives and scissors.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just summoned them Someone passed the spoons.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, nevermind got one right here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm good Exactly, and you could also just Some enclose because you could summon balanced armor and stuff right true with there be a time limit on the clothing
[SPEAKER_06]: I think you have to kind of concentrate on that to some capacity.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like they're either either like it would disappear within a certain amount of time or you have to constantly be channeling it for it.
[SPEAKER_02]: This still be there would be my sense of that, but I could be wrong.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, if someone punches you in the face and you just get naked for a second because you lost.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, hold on.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not sure if you're going to have like Gucci tracksuit.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a great distraction, obviously if I get attacked.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry you fell in my woodwork.
[SPEAKER_03]: that would be even more intimidating though if you get in a fight and somebody punches you enough so you're close to severe you're gonna freak the other person out but like in this in this theory for the sake of conversation like let's say I'm a master conjurer you can in fact get like in-scaram alone thrall spells there's just things you summoned that last indefinitely why can't my tools do that too
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I suppose if you got good enough at it, you could make it, like, to the point where you can do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry, keep going.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've got questions, but keep going.
[SPEAKER_03]: And on top of that, not only can you just, like, some in things from the planes of oblivion.
[SPEAKER_03]: There are other things as well, like you could.
[SPEAKER_03]: do necromancy.
[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of necromancy stuff is involved in cognitive shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't know about the devil and a lot of that realistically.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, I could probably like call my grandma from Brianna Gray and like, hey, what was that that one thing again?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's still letting me know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't want to comment.
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't want to say I miss you grandma.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just wanted you to help me remember something.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, what was that cookie recipe that you guys were all in a way?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I lost it, my drawer somewhere.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, just conjured to yourself.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_02]: It would be real.
[SPEAKER_03]: Underneath all the utensils, I just don't use any more now that I have access to master.
[SPEAKER_06]: Especially funny, because in my head, I went to like, indeed, your rules, you can cast speak with dead on a corpse, like, only, like, a limited number of times.
[SPEAKER_06]: So like, I'm just imagining that you, like, used one of the five times you to speak with your dead grandma to say, hey, where'd you leave that recipe, old hag?
[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks grandma, I love you, bye.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so there are so many questions, but one of them is, would there be limitations around what you could summon?
[SPEAKER_02]: So for example, if you are summoning an imp from a realm of oblivion to do your bidding, that's like a video game thing, and then that physically the imp just basically teleports to you, it's kind of teleports Jason, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: But in the real world, if you were like, oh, my computer broke, I'll just summon a new computer that probably came from somewhere.
[SPEAKER_02]: So are you stealing it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, how does that work?
[SPEAKER_03]: That would make sense because I'm not creating it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, it's not like alteration or some kind of creative magic.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's literally some, and it's bound somehow to me when I cast the spell.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it just summons wherever I look at it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: So like, from the very beginning, I could just like,
[SPEAKER_02]: So somebody else's computer, I guess, if I was bound to that conclusion, someone like a health computer, if you did that technically, it's, it's like one of her may as more as toms, that's the computer of oblivion.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got to see if doom plays on it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: So let's take this another stuff going to the piece of this though.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's say you start summoning like stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're like, oh, I got a brand new computer.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know where I came from, but the summoning magic made it work.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was the local best buy, but now it's yours and it's no longer there, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you're like the next day you're like, yeah, I guess I have a nicer car would be nice and then now we've got a nicer car.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you get audited for your taxes and they're like, okay, where did you get all this?
[SPEAKER_02]: Show us the receipts.
[SPEAKER_06]: That seems like a conservation spells are permanent.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think any of you could just conjure some receipts.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: But those receipts would have to exist to begin with.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_04]: I found my concern who bought this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're looking forward to this is for jury.
[SPEAKER_07]: I feel like this happened in fairly odd parents.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think contraption spells are permanent so like if you summon a nice car, this is more not known you have it for like an hour or two And then you can just summon it again when you need it again, which is not that big of a deal.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's true And then the dealership is like, why does the mileage keep going up on this car?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, the tax, like, odd at the end of like, why do you have a scar?
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, what car?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't have a car.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you step out of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: In other words, you unequip the car and it disappears the moment you step off the stepboard.
[SPEAKER_02]: That would be really cool, though.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, if you pull up to a party and you're like, hey, everybody can get out of a Lamborghini and also in the Lamborghini disappears behind you.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you just got the sister, but still in there.
[SPEAKER_06]: And now she's gone for a moment.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, she just falls on the floor.
[SPEAKER_03]: But we know that the daydric have machines like there's the crawler and all that like they have these big mechanical machines what if you could summon a daydric motor cycle.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, man, this is pretty close online style you summon your mountain you ride around town real quick and you don't even need to find a park is what you just get off the bike and it disappears and you go inside if you if you go in a puddle does it disappear.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's winning the fantasy sort of thing now.
[SPEAKER_02]: They fixed, they updated that.
[SPEAKER_02]: That doesn't have any more, but if you did this of year or two back, it would have.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now I'm curious of what a motorcycle swimming mechanic would be in Elder Scrolls Online.
[SPEAKER_06]: So you're just ghost writer without the pen and stare.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, pretty much.
[SPEAKER_06]: That'd be cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're not okay because I could just summon creatures that have the pin and stare.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I would argue, danger creatures wouldn't really exist in this case because we're talking about real life.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dateros don't really exist in real life.
[SPEAKER_03]: But, hopefully.
[SPEAKER_03]: And shades and stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those things, because those are real, ghosts are real.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've already established this earlier, and don't keep lying to you.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's true.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's true.
[SPEAKER_02]: I did make the joke about ghosts in a cemetery, but yes, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: So are you summoning ghosts now?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that what you're doing?
[SPEAKER_03]: But if I need to, I was going to say this, and the same thing is that portal guys over there need to like summon his toothbrush to him.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could ask those or just manifest a familiar because even a conservation could create familiar.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's just like a magical sentient thing, not even a real like wolf or whatever you created as I could create a familiar to go grab something for me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Blinding has to go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Blinding, thanks for hanging out.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks for making time for us.
[SPEAKER_02]: Have a good night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Take care.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, any other questions about conjuring, at least this is opened up all sorts of different potential here for the way that I mean, I know he just said we're not going to pretend data aren't real because we're in the real world, but like you don't have to That and if that weren't how many fire resist potions are you equipping, that's crazy It's crazy Uh-oh, her scene disappeared.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't hear her scene anymore.
[SPEAKER_02]: What happened?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it doesn't say he's muted, but for whatever it is, and no, it's mute.
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess blinding left and took your sound with him.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's the problem.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll just answer for him.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's going to have so many fires as much as he's doing all the freaks.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't hear you now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just like muted my mic and unmuted it and it worked fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ah, the classic turn off the turn on again and for us.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I want to be creating like a fire or frost cloak to, you know, keep track of my temperature.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would probably just like, since I live in Texas, it's 100 degrees right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would just summon a frost archnage and just sit in my room as like an ambient radiator to keep everything cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: You just blew Rob's mind with your presidency.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to be there.
[SPEAKER_06]: I tried to uh, astronaut by the way.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, it's all right.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, Biggie.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is a weird word.
[SPEAKER_02]: I doubled.
[SPEAKER_02]: Think it every time I read it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, hmm.
[SPEAKER_03]: Am I sure?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a lot of things.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, He's that bothered people.
[SPEAKER_03]: I.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't list.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've heard.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've heard people say about five different ways, too.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a number of things in Elder Scrolls that I think we're no ones on the same page on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Even in some of the games, they'll actually change the pronunciation.
[SPEAKER_02]: They will also, yeah, I was going to say.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like the, um, this is not relevant to much of anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: It just drives me nuts because people doubt say it in videos instead of the word chasm.
[SPEAKER_04]: They try to pronounce it.
[SPEAKER_04]: They chasm.
[SPEAKER_04]: It drives me insane.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_04]: not a word and that's just amazing English that's not like a made-up thing that's not yeah that's that's just a word and I don't know when that caught on that people started saying chasm but uh gives me a twitch no good no good yeah the general mountains.
[SPEAKER_02]: all right any other questions for her scene about this because we could probably talk about all sorts of other creative things we could do and go another hour on this one but
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, conservation is very like versatile when it comes to fun things you get to make a huge mess are actually in proof things.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, and any last question?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we have a question from Chris.
[SPEAKER_01]: Chris, I was just when you were talking about the Omni tool thing, I was getting the vibes of the, yeah, who's the kid from the Goonies, who has all the tools that come flying in this course?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Whenever I'm doing any like yard work or like fixing stuff around the house, I'm going to be, I will be summoning her scene to summon all the tools that I need to do and I need to do.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's your data.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, banged.
[SPEAKER_02]: Data.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, so any, any other thoughts, any, you don't have to see?
[SPEAKER_02]: You good?
[SPEAKER_02]: Should we move on?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think for the sake of people sanity, I'll go ahead and in there.
[SPEAKER_03]: There is a lot of, I could say about like mastering the school of conservation.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, all right, well, maybe more will come up as we go.
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll see, but we have to shift to Chris here, chatty geek.
[SPEAKER_02]: I hear up.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think you, other than Lotus and me, you're, you're wrapping it up.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, uh, patrons, what do you think in?
[SPEAKER_01]: So I was thinking, well, I did think about restoration because it is a valid form of magic.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it is, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: However, what I thought I would do is I would go for something out of the Sidiac skill line.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was thinking, like a move, a Sidiac skill?
[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, timing my stuff?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, so I was thinking about the one we do skill.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, because, you know, a plan and get a mini S or this, I haven't really been able to get the eight their sygics skills work and for me really when I'm doing bits, but in real life, on do, if you're able to click your fingers and go back four seconds, then I'm thinking, and I'm sat in the living room watching Telly, uh, with with me misses, and she's talking about telling me something important.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll be my mind's drifted off a little bit.
[SPEAKER_01]: and she's kind of said, you weren't listening to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I click my fingers.
[SPEAKER_01]: I go back four seconds.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can then listen attentively like a devotee at husband and I'm going, I was listening, I exactly hang on every word.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, after a month or two, she's telling all of her girlfriends that she has the best husband in the world.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll send what's happened.
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then another thing I was thinking of is you know when you're sat with friends or close family and loved ones and things and maybe you've had you've been eating a lot of vegetables that day and you're getting a bit of a build-up of pressure in the abdominal region.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so you might be watching a romantic film or something and you think, well, I'm going to, I'm going to, I feel a bit safe about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe I'm just going to lean to the side.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to come out.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just going to come out like a bit of a careless whisper.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not going to make any noise.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now I have that song in my head.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you know, maybe I've just for the day being in celery.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's not going to, it's not going to have much of a smell about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: But then maybe I'm totally misjudged it.
[SPEAKER_01]: So a click of the fingers.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thankfully, because the City Guard have allowed me into their school, because if all of the innovative ways I'm going to use their skills, I can click my fingers.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everything goes back up and then I can be the dog like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then be the perfect gentleman and take it to another room.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, man.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you were to lean over and all of a sudden, it played a tune, it went da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
[SPEAKER_04]: I just, I really appreciate how everyone is taking these things that can basically manipulate all aspects of the world and using them the most reasonable practical ways possible.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to be too hard at work.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't want to be rich and not work.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just want to be comfortable while I'm working.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I want to pretend like I was paying attention so I can use time magic like these are all like the most
[SPEAKER_04]: reasonable ways of using basically super power.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, very utilitarian.
[SPEAKER_04]: You also wouldn't need Restorial.
[SPEAKER_02]: You wouldn't need restoration magic to like heal your toe when you stub your toe if you can just go back for seconds and then just not stub your toe.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's just so it does it does work in other ways or
[SPEAKER_02]: I suppose you could do other things with time around, say, losing an object, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because if you could rewind, then maybe you could also fast forward back to where you were.
[SPEAKER_02]: So then you open the drawer and you don't have to summon the scissors that you're missing.
[SPEAKER_02]: You go back in time to when the scissors were in the drawer.
[SPEAKER_02]: You take them with you back to your present and then now you have scissors and now you also know why the scissors weren't in the drawer is because you pulled them from the past.
[SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, like you're gonna create too many paradoxes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, is that I mean, I guess that's a good concern.
[SPEAKER_02]: Would you Chris, would you be concerned about accidentally making paradoxes?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't think so because I'm so absent-minded and clumsy, I probably wouldn't have enough ultimate to create the paradox.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I would have to be doing something to generate loads and loads of ultimates.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that the name of the ultimate?
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the ultimate you get from the sage skill line reminds time a little bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you get more damage.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Talk in the shape of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece of a piece
[SPEAKER_02]: You could create a dangerous loop where you start stopping your wife because even the power of your magic which is terrible and then you regret doing it so then you rewind time before to before you start slapping your wife only to then be stuck in the same situation where you have to make more magic creates a loop
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: It works.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was a different direction than I was expecting any of that.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is amazing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Any other, are there any other sygics skills you would use?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like you could even just freeze time.
[SPEAKER_02]: In fact, in Skyrim, when you first run into the sygic, he freezes everything and only you and he are moving.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that could open up all sorts of opportunity for stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like if you don't want anyone to sort of mention anything and you're in a crowd and it's getting like in a bit of uncomfortable situation and someone's about to mention something awkward so you can freeze it and say just to that person by the way, I haven't mentioned that thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't bring that up because you're not a good thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: It sounds like we'd be recreating Adam Sandler's movie click.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, we could probably learn a lot from that movie.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's supposed to be very good.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't actually watch this one.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a movie.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a movie.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's probably learned a lot.
[SPEAKER_06]: You probably learned a lot.
[SPEAKER_06]: The movies of all time.
[SPEAKER_06]: And about a lot of different things movies, or next with Nicolas Cage.
[SPEAKER_04]: okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: So what, he goes back a time a couple minutes, I think.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you had this readily available, then it would make you very brave.
[SPEAKER_02]: So for example, you're out and somebody's being really aggressive, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: And so you're like, maybe they're hitting on your wife and you're at a bar and you're like, listen, buddy, marry,
[SPEAKER_02]: go sit down and he's had too much to drink and he decides he's going to start, you know, charging at you or whatever and then you're just like, blink, freeze time and then you just put like, I don't know, water under his foot and then you unfreeze time and then also any slips and falls on his butt and then everyone else that I'm out on the bar, you know, like, again, feels like a movie thinking, but it would it would basically be like a real-life quick
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, lots of uses for that one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Any other questions for Chris on this?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, I like what you do with a call man.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, her scene's got a comment.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, whenever you said like rewind for seconds, all I thought was in Jimmy Neutron.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's an episode where Hugh gets access to a device that rewinds time.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he sits there for two hours, eating the same ice cream and repeat.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it's brilliant.
[SPEAKER_06]: Appreciate everyone out for the cool actually.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so you can just enjoy the same ice cream for as long as you want.
[SPEAKER_02]: Would you be stealing it from your other self?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I think you're running time and eating in again.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you're just re-injured at the same moment over and over.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're regurgitating it back on the cone.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you're literally, you know, like, you know, like in Jimmy's draw.
[SPEAKER_06]: I remember in this scene, this is like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're welcome.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but you don't have to deal with the sensation of vomiting it back on me because you don't have feeling sensation of reversing a fart here's my assumption here's that you would only feel it moving forward and then when it's in reverse you wouldn't feel anything because it would be like rewinding the tape right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but when you were wanting to tape does it not feel that nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how the community feels that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, we've got a raid.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you, Ripple, Ripper Rue, a messing up your name live.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you for the raid.
[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to the stream, guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're getting towards the end of the episode of the Elder Scrolls Lorecast, but happy to have a very normal conversation.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're talking about if we were using magic from Elder Scrolls games in real life, what we would do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Need ice cream forever.
[SPEAKER_02]: And those kinds of things.
[SPEAKER_02]: McGonacard, did you have another thought or comment for Chris?
[SPEAKER_02]: Was there something you wanted to chime in with?
[SPEAKER_02]: I felt like you were about to...
[SPEAKER_02]: to speak.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, the last thing was just the Nicholas Cage movie.
[SPEAKER_07]: I had to bring that one.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's move on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Larissa, you said you had one that you wanted to.
[SPEAKER_02]: Awesome.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, mine is less reasonable.
[SPEAKER_04]: I guess by comparison, everybody else.
[SPEAKER_04]: So.
[SPEAKER_04]: Restoration is a totally valid school of magic, because that's absolutely what I'm choosing because again, other than the value of undercutting the market so that I can just have people come say, hey, I don't feel great.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can make them feel better, not even charge them or for it, but I assume I've got to be good enough that I can rifle this off, but if I can use restoration magic, it's more than just healing,
[SPEAKER_04]: Was it her scene I believe?
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe he'll brought up the fact that fortify is another feature of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so that that's this
[SPEAKER_04]: I feel like this school has so many valuable things where I can use it for myself.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can use it for others.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can use it in an altruistic way.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, hey, no, I'm making you know, other people feel better.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's that's great.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can put that.
[SPEAKER_04]: But it's like I can also use that as a form of like, well, okay, this is now my, like, essentially like, oh, cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: My job is just using the thing that I have innate ability to use.
[SPEAKER_04]: I feel like there's so many, it's why play games, like regardless of my play style in Elder Scrollgames, I always have restoration as one of my made things because I feel like it's just valuable in every way.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so a lot of these that everybody brought up, I think have way funnier methods of using them in various ways.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just find restoration is like the most practical thing and if I get to call dibs on something where I can just like, yeah, no, just I'm always healthy, I'm always awake like if I could ditch needing to sleep because I didn't just fortify my self back up, it's like, okay, well, I just added.
[SPEAKER_04]: eight hours.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I wish I slept eight hours a day, not an advocate.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can add five hours to every day, so it's like that's that's great, like so it's like I have more time.
[SPEAKER_04]: my time is going to be more effective because I'm rested.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm healthy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, I can do dumb stuff all the time and it really don't have to deal with the repercussions because if I'm injured, it's just like, oh, man, I, I guess I was wrong.
[SPEAKER_04]: I couldn't like make my own bungee cord and jump off my roof.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I'll just reattach that broken arm and just
[SPEAKER_04]: seal it back up and I'm good to go like right I just feel like you kind of restoration gives you a free pass to have more time to do all the stuff you want to do without any negative consequences.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, I feel like it's probably the most useful school of magic because there's always a use for it right like you can always find you're going to need even in the game or not in the game you're always going to need healing You're always going to need maybe a little bit more energy or you know for to find your vitality any of that kind of stuff, you know that makes sense totally get it for the five snake
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the other thing since you can fortify anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can also kind of default make yourself better at other stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: You need to be strong all of a sudden too.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like enter a strong man competition for to file a crap out of myself and just like
[SPEAKER_02]: And then go back to being the dude who's 180 pounds and like why could this guy bench press 2000 pound yeah you walk up to the to the arm wrestling thing and the guy looks at you and he's got arms three times your size and he's like and then you're like hold on a second
[SPEAKER_02]: Magic magic magic magic magic in all of a sudden.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're like, you know, you have those weird blue white sparkles every single time I do it so that it really freaks people out before I actually have any type of normal engagement with people.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Any questions for Lotus about his use of restoration.
[SPEAKER_02]: Any other thoughts on this one?
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess not.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think we've covered this in pretty well.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was saying not really because we we'd have gone over it a lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's just yeah, I feel like it's like, yeah, as you mentioned, the most realistically practical school out of all the goofy things we've been doing, like being able just to heal cure diseases.
[SPEAKER_04]: The only thing it really couldn't help with is making more cheese.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I guess so.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was looking at a newsman called flesh sculpture magic.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, dude, plastic surgery, but like without the risk.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's her into his amici.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: If I hear flesh sculpting, I feel like you're probably not going to be high on a lot of people's call list for they go into you for plastic surgery.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I feel like flesh marketing might.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not good marketing right.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't need a portfolio.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, the branding of the name not great, but this is a pretty pretty weird school of magic is very interesting.
[SPEAKER_06]: I could see that like replacing real world stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's like when he's playing the flyer is actually just the the flesh abomination out front of the shivering aisles.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, so yeah, so here's a here's a thing and this is going to connect to the one I'm going to bring up, but you see one of those things and because it's a video game, we see
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, that nothing about that thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, man, you, you would smell that thing like way before you saw it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: I feel like as close the world of the Elder Scrolls is one,
[SPEAKER_04]: it's actually like a nightmare factory to actually think about living there, but beyond that, everything has to just smell like garbage.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, including my necromatic army because I'm going necromancy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so you're going necromancy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: So most uses of necromancy, not so good.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, making people come back to life when they don't really want to come back to life.
[SPEAKER_02]: So what if you use it only for people who do want to come back to life?
[SPEAKER_02]: And most likely, that's going to be wealthy people who are already putting a lot of money into things they can do to make themselves live longer.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if you tie that to them being also terrible human beings, some of them absolutely are, then you charge them a fee so that when they do pass away, you resurrect them.
[SPEAKER_02]: and then they keep on going because they paid for it and now you're rich, you can be exactly what they want and everything's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, except that they exist again if they're Yeah, but they're like undead my list of these.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was just saying I would assume they would need to still be your thralls right like that's part of the fun is like right right So there you are my you throw all the dick your money Broke the put it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, that's true.
[SPEAKER_02]: You didn't you don't you don't think restoration is a fact before I get to my actual side I'm going to consider restoration because it is a legitimate school of magic
[SPEAKER_02]: And so instead I'm going to go with Conjuration and conjuring the dead, which is also called necromancy.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go, smooths.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got and got back to it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I made it work.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_04]: What a help in your situation.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you had restoration magic, and you could have fortified your speech right through that baby.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ooh, ooh, that would have been better.
[SPEAKER_02]: That would have been better.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you imagine an army of like mindless wealthy people just doing your beginning and then making you wealthy now?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, hey, that's kind of reality already, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Brian Johnson, but you can make them do the thrill here.
[SPEAKER_06]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you make them, yes, you sign up for every thriller, reenactment in every city around the country and you just send your mob of zombies there to just be the background answers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, flash mobs in the wall.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's just about say yeah zombie flash mobs.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I mean, thinking about all the things you could do if you had, you know, a bunch of mindless minions just doing things for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: You could start whatever business you wanted.
[SPEAKER_02]: You take care of the school grounds.
[SPEAKER_06]: Calm down.
[SPEAKER_02]: You take it.
[SPEAKER_02]: You take care of the school grounds.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's kids just like, hey, don't worry about the zombies.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're not going to hurt you.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's just so many more podcasts.
[SPEAKER_07]: Would you have Tom?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the problem is that they wouldn't be on my voice.
[SPEAKER_02]: So they would have to be other and then they would be zombies.
[SPEAKER_06]: Who was going to get her to voice is anymore?
[SPEAKER_06]: You have them do.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can mindless zombies write scripts for podcasts?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, if you give a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters eventually, you're going to get some of the same with undead thralls, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Can they edit audio and video?
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I heard them say, kill me.
[SPEAKER_04]: You never know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's, I mean, that's basically a novel right there.
[SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can directly just use the necromancy to summon ghosts of famous writers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hmm, you don't have to just do the physical bodies.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can use them in there, like those.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're spirits.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you could use a nice soul magic.
[SPEAKER_02]: We even talk about soul magic.
[SPEAKER_02]: You could have endless power in soul gems from other people's souls.
[SPEAKER_02]: Man, this could this we we need to do a follow-up.
[SPEAKER_06]: We can talk about it because it doesn't make any sense.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's that's going to do it for our offers this week on different ideas here.
[SPEAKER_02]: We've got to wrap up the episode before we wrap up the episode.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Also, hey, I got this review that came in just two days ago on Apple Podcast, if you leave five star review, we'll read it out on a few trips.
[SPEAKER_02]: So this one's from Shotgun 92 Gaming, who says absolutely love this show.
[SPEAKER_02]: I came across this show a couple of months ago and have been obsessed with listening to every episode.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can, because I'm a sucker for lore and the Elder Scrolls and Fallout.
[SPEAKER_02]: So thank you so much for leaving that review.
[SPEAKER_02]: Very, very true.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and so this is the way we'll wrap this up.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to go back through everybody where we start with Rob and then we'll go through the patrons and just like one or two sentences if there's something you want to throw into the world something cool you're doing you want people to know about or if you want people to be able to reach out to you just share some info about that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Rob you got anything to share.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I've keep seeing updates on that.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they're like, oh, here's a new thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: You guys didn't get a close.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: You got got to late a little bit more, but it's a, I think it's still time I still this year.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm going to say it's still close.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like the delay didn't not seem substantial.
[SPEAKER_02]: fingers crossed and things crossed.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, thanks Rob.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to do the random page.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't worry.
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll get there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, mechanical.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you for joining us.
[SPEAKER_02]: So glad you're able to be here.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, thank you for having me.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is just wonderful talking about restoration and geese magic and utilitarian uses for all of our magic choices.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, there's not enough of this kind of content out in the world.
[SPEAKER_02]: So no, I have to make it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Anything you want to share with everybody and anything you want to
[SPEAKER_07]: I just, I just go to work and then listen to the podcast or play video games.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, that's a good life.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Awesome.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, thanks for joining us.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, chatty geek, Chris.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks for joining us.
[SPEAKER_02]: Any anything you want to put out into the world?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, just thank you so much for having us on.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've been listening to you guys and the other podcast for absolutely done easy years.
[SPEAKER_01]: So thanks again.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I do have a little thing going on.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a there's a podcast that I've got to start in up at some point soon.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've just dropped a trailer.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you want to follow chatty geek hidden dragon, it's there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Think of a character, could be Anakin Skywalker, could be sheer goref, could be anything from anyone.
[SPEAKER_01]: And we talk about what happens if they come for counselling.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm a counselling myself.
[SPEAKER_01]: And we talk about, you know, what they might be wanting to change about themselves, what problems they're having, how we would, what sort of things we would explore with them.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's, it's quickly and fun, but also, uh, mental health related as well.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm excited for that starting.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't wait for the shale growth episode.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's going to be a mess.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, uh, do you like going on there?
[SPEAKER_02]: Awesome.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it, do you have a, uh, I guess you haven't released it yet.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's not like you can tell people where to go.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it'll be up on audio platforms, I assume.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you can find chatty geek hidden dragon the trailers on any minute.
[SPEAKER_01]: And now is there's the bit of the old version of it is still there.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you might find the like an older version referenced in certain places, but it's there if you look for it now.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_01]: Appreciate if you do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Awesome.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Go check it out.
[SPEAKER_02]: That sounds like a lot of fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, thanks for joining us.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Brannas, you got anything anything to put out there?
[SPEAKER_02]: Anything to share?
[SPEAKER_08]: Not a whole lot right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you for some Tom Antelodus.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've been listening to the podcast for a long time and I love it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm happy to be here.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's not a whole lot going on right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to be moving soon.
[SPEAKER_08]: So there's a lot going to be changing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, some inspiring voice actor.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me try to get more to that interested in more learning more about podcasts.
[SPEAKER_08]: on pretty active in ESO, and in the locusts was gilded.
[SPEAKER_08]: My favorite tag on there is Daddy Atlas, if you're missing me on, need something, let me know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nice, cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'll see you there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, there's a for anybody who doesn't know and you might know this on the discord, there's a section for like questions about content creation and those kinds of things.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's nothing specifically about voice acting, but if you are doing some sort of voice work for a podcast or a YouTube video or something like that and want to learn more about that, you can always post things in there.
[SPEAKER_02]: I try to answer questions and other people will chime in with some advice as, you know, there's other posts on the network who can give you advice as well.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks for being much.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and good luck with all of that.
[SPEAKER_02]: That sounds great.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then her scene.
[SPEAKER_02]: Anything going on?
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, usually you can't really find me online.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not very active online, but I am very like just active as a person.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm still going out doing adventures, going to conventions.
[SPEAKER_02]: And can anyone cool any new cool outfits you've put together and cool cosplay?
[SPEAKER_03]: When it comes out of cosplay not entirely, so I've been getting into a local larping group as of late.
[SPEAKER_03]: So most of the outfits I have been putting together fit more of just like a classic larping, renaissance situation.
[SPEAKER_03]: So nothing like video game-wise, but I have been playing a lot of fallout lately.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like I just finished playing fallout three and all the expansions.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: I had to play fallout three since before New Vegas came out.
[SPEAKER_03]: But because I've been in such a fallout mood and, you know, Bethesda had that huge, like drop about all the stuff they've been working on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm assuming.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, two new remasters, obsidians working on something, and then, you know, Bethesda has,
[SPEAKER_02]: like an early development their own fallout project right real quick you just brought this up we just talked about that on the fallout lorecast patreon episode last night the episode goes up as we're recording this tomorrow which means once this is life for everybody it will already be life so if you have thoughts we we all went into our expectations and our hopes
[SPEAKER_02]: for the three new Vegas remasters and then whatever obsidian's working on.
[SPEAKER_02]: So if you want some more thoughts around that, go check out the episode.
[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, that's exciting stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you just finished three.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you're going to have like a fresh new fresh eyes for the things that are different things that have changed all of that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, whenever that comes out, but it does me like with this huge fallout inspiration among, I'm on right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really want to make a fallout cosplay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, if I don't have one.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I want to try and make a laser RCW, which is like the laser Tommy gun from Fallout New Vegas.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm a ad electronics and light, so it actually shoots beautiful props.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then on top of that, I want to make a
[SPEAKER_03]: Rally's Ranger slash Desert Ranger outfit.
[SPEAKER_03]: So like the Desert Ranger outfit from New Vegas, but with the paint scheme of Rally's Ranger.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's another thing I'm supposed to work on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Effect.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh oh, he's got examples.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is why you should be here for the live show, everybody.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have my like all of green coat right here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not the audio listeners could see it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, that's real love green coat.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just a little green dot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just some in a yellow, a green co yellow, a green coat.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then it'll be right there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You just conjured it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's conjured.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's going to be the next outfit I am working on.
[SPEAKER_03]: I already have some analytics for the prop.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then a couple of little doodles for the outfit itself.
[SPEAKER_03]: But that's a bad plan to do because in the...
[SPEAKER_03]: In that release, they mentioned that they have a big plans for fallouts 30th anniversary, something about hosting an event in DC next year.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the only like news I know of about it, I think that's all they have.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I want to try and have the outfit ready for the ex I want to go to it and you know, show off the outfit and see what the whole 30th anniversary that will be like.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that sounds like awesome stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: Very, very cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, definitely keep sharing your stuff as you work on it, because it's always fun to see the stuff come together.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I always appreciate when people have skills that I don't have, I don't do that kind of thing, but it's a really cool one other people do.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, very cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, thank you for joining us again.
[SPEAKER_02]: Her scene is good to have you back.
[SPEAKER_04]: And, uh, Lotus, uh, we've got, we've got, I've got the random page up, but anything you want to share before we, um, there's a new episode of Tales of Came Out, where, um, it's mostly, well, it's mostly us ripping on castles again because it's, uh, it's not a good game.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, oh, let's, yeah, let's cancel with you good mobile games, but, um, you know, whatever, we'll keep castles around, but, uh, we were playing that, uh, live on stream and it is funny because I came has way more to it than it seems like,
[SPEAKER_04]: it really should.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just wish it had a better Elder Scrolls feel to it.
[SPEAKER_04]: But then it was a lot of talk about the ESO tavern in Germany because Arcaneer was there and it sounded like yet another amazing time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Also just because it kind of caught me out of guard, furnace, I did not realize you were daddy Atlas.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's pretty funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: I actually didn't piece together.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was you because you're
[SPEAKER_02]: This kind of stuff happens all the time because people use different names in different places and oftentimes people will recognize us and they'll be like, hey, and I'm like, no, I love that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, and they're like, I'm this person also and it's like, oh, yeah, I can't even remember the name of people I work with.
[SPEAKER_04]: So this is even more confusing for me, but I love when I get surprised when I go, it's like, oh, I totally know this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and also just to Chris's point, I already found your podcast is totally on Spotify because I just all do so it's definitely shows up if you look for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So they really check out chatty geek hidden dragon.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's totally there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Awesome.
[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, no, that's just it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We have a new episode of the show and yeah, that's pretty much it for me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at nothing super exciting this in this in this off week.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, thanks co worker who knew whose name I forget.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, here's a nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: Man, we're full of singers tonight.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's that speech craft.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ooh, ooh, my fortifying it before I got on the show.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, so you guys know what I do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Of course, I do other shows.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're the fault lower cast, which I already mentioned.
[SPEAKER_02]: The Lord of the Rings lower cast, there's a new season, rings of power season that's coming out with some, seems like they're continuing to make some good decisions in improving the show.
[SPEAKER_02]: So.
[SPEAKER_02]: tentatively excited about that actually I have a bonus episode so this is one of the things I don't do for this show that I do for the Lord of the Rings Lordcast which is totally an aside but there is a bonus episode for every single episode of the Lord of the Rings Lordcast which is crazy but I've committed to it so I did a bonus episode this last week about the Rings of Power season 3 and my thoughts on that anyway that's available you can check that out or retro recall where John from the 40K Lordcast and I talked about old video games and try
[SPEAKER_02]: see what the see if they hold up, but that's my stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: Roba Thratio and a net for all of that.
[SPEAKER_02]: And all the other shows on the network.
[SPEAKER_02]: And here's the random page.
[SPEAKER_02]: You guys ready for this one?
[SPEAKER_02]: This is, this is a long one.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's every single, it's magic.
[SPEAKER_04]: Listed on one page.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not.
[SPEAKER_04]: That would be quite a coincidence.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is under books.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is the pocket guide to the empire.
[SPEAKER_02]: First edition, out Mary Dominion.
[SPEAKER_02]: this book all becomes up all the time on the show because there's like fundamental lore about so many different things in this so in order to wrap up this episode that's already gone over an hour i'm going to read this entire book now i'm kidding i'm not going to read the entire book but uh that's kind of amazing that the pocket guide to the empire just came up on uh i just hit the button once that's what happened yeah you've done i think of
[SPEAKER_06]: full episode on that book.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was going to say, yeah, you can just refer back to that episode and pretend that that was planned, but that's a little end of page for this episode.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm going to edit it into the end of this episode.
[SPEAKER_02]: So here, this is my take.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the random page is the pocket guide to the empire.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then it's just going to edit into the beginning of that episode.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's just going to feel peace and really the entire.
[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, that's how that'll work.
[SPEAKER_02]: But thank you, everybody, for being here and to our patrons.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you for taking the time to join us.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's so fun to have all these new people and lots more discussion going on.
[SPEAKER_02]: And chat, thank you for being here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you again for the raid, Ripper Rue Live.
[SPEAKER_02]: Notice that I will be back with more iceberg stuff next week.
[SPEAKER_02]: So stay tuned for that, because it's just going to get wacky here.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so that's a lot of fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: And we'll see you, stay safe out there with your crazy magic.
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll see you next time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Bye everybody.