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[SPEAKER_08]: It's beyond his coupe, I'm great at it, but a lot of you had written in and said, hey dude, I use this company if fucking worked and it was awesome and blah, blah, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Also, people with the White House heard that shows, they often do because they listen every day and they got two guys assigned to it to transcribe every single episode.
[SPEAKER_08]: Although you guys could just use AI if you wanted to, you don't need to have two employees
[SPEAKER_08]: Obviously, with 80% of our listeners being military, it's a big deal to you guys, it's a big deal to us too.
[SPEAKER_08]: Doug Collins, is that his name Doug Collins?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Doug Collins, the head of the VA reached out to Dan personally.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he's in Washington DC with them right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you think I'm joking, I am not.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's a meeting you have to take.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't care if you agree with the person or don't agree with a person or whatever.
[SPEAKER_08]: Dan, I'm sure, we'll not hold back on that.
[SPEAKER_08]: But this is something that obviously he's very passionate about, we're very passionate about on this show.
[SPEAKER_08]: So he is currently in Washington DC with him.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wilmington, luckily, is only a six hour drive from DC.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's also one of the reasons why we moved here as well.
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... as you shift more into to politics and things like that's um... it's nice to have these dialogues and it's nice to be close that's all say i would love to be a a fly on the wall for this particular i can't wait to hear next week yet and was in a mood when he left to go to go at this meeting so yeah we'll see what happens there but i you know show goes on here and i said by all means broke out you've got to go like you've got to take this this fucking meeting
[SPEAKER_08]: Godspeed.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not like there's anything going on in the world today or everything's going on the world today.
[SPEAKER_08]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, for me, I look at this summer and just how fun and flirty it's been across the board.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we're scoring videos to it.
[SPEAKER_08]: One of the top ones on Instagram and TikTok is a little diddy called if he was like summer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Again, play that right
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's great, I love it, people are enjoying hardy of shelters at the pools, drinking them in rivers, barbecues, all their other fun stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then people just score in their summertime magic with their family and their friends to this song.
[SPEAKER_08]: I did it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I even did it on my own Instagram.
[SPEAKER_08]: I did.
[SPEAKER_08]: Blue, if you can go to my Instagram at ST James, ST James, I don't post a lot.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have a social media team, shout out to Danny.
[SPEAKER_08]: She's worked with us for seven years there.
[SPEAKER_08]: So she pays more attention to that.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I am, I'm coaching my kids every night.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I'm not really on social media all that much.
[SPEAKER_08]: But scroll down to, I think it was Mitch McConnell.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep, there it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bottom right.
[SPEAKER_08]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_08]: It feels like summer being windy, windy, windy, windy, windy.
[SPEAKER_08]: It feels like a soundtrack.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah, there is.
[SPEAKER_08]: There is, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if you're volume on that, but it's just a photo.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, that's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, we'll add a right soundtrack.
[SPEAKER_07]: This was here.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so I was scoring this with all this shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: I remember what happened there.
[SPEAKER_08]: We were under like a professional encounter or something like, hey, we're not professionals.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're not journalists switched that back, so they finally let us have music back, which is hilarious, but I've been scoring weird shit that's just been going on throughout the summer to this song because it's been fucking depressing.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's been a depressing summer.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's been hard for people, gas prices, this bullshit with Iran, and now you got Spain.
[SPEAKER_08]: being overtaken here and beautiful country, lovely traditions and culture and all that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: But, Scoop, you know the kids are like, yeah, it feels like summer.
[SPEAKER_08]: And now play this clip, score to that song here with the migrants blook.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think that would be the best, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: You ready?
[SPEAKER_08]: Go!
[SPEAKER_09]: It's like summer, look at these grimy foxes, yeah, look at all these military age mails, they're just breaking in.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't see one woman or child in the mix of any of this shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, the women and children are behind all the doctors and engineers.
[SPEAKER_08]: So now, yeah, the
[SPEAKER_08]: the cultural enrichers, and that's all it's going to do, Spain.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know you elected a socialist president, and he said, hey, we have 500,000 migrants here, and we're just going to give them a free pass, because our country is aging, we need younger workers, maybe not for the fact that I don't know, your retirement age is 52 for crisis, but
[SPEAKER_08]: something different, something to work on, let these guys here and it kind of just open up the flood gates.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, look, I sent you a ton of clips on Twitter there, just to kind of roll through because now this has gotten so big that the media can't avoid it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yesterday in fake news, I shared that clip where it was just like, oh, hey, dude, there's hundreds, CBS News is there's hundreds,
[SPEAKER_08]: african migrants who had uh... and valet's called what it is invasion they invaded this fucking country and and everybody's like i can't figure out why it's got to be got to be trumped got to be fucking age reode got to be if good some conspiracy no go back to that video of the patty wagon that you had up look and
[SPEAKER_08]: The Moroccan police are actually dropping off all their fucking criminals here to go over the border and guess what, Coup?
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what it feels like?
[SPEAKER_09]: And it feels like somewhere.
[SPEAKER_08]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I mean, look at them.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at all these fox.
[SPEAKER_08]: Go back to that clip.
[SPEAKER_08]: This doesn't end.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was like, how big is this fucking truck?
[SPEAKER_08]: This looks like a goddamn clown car.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what I was just talking about.
[SPEAKER_08]: At a circus, it just never ends.
[SPEAKER_08]: So they're just sending trucks out there with the police.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, you see the police officers there.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're emptying out the trucks from the jail cells, over and over and over again.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's the same tactic that El Salvador used.
[SPEAKER_08]: which is smart, all right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Would I love to take all of our fucking criminals out of our jail cells and dump them in another country?
[SPEAKER_08]: Be fucking great!
[SPEAKER_08]: Daily yellow.
[SPEAKER_08]: The only people that would protest, though, with a Democrats.
[SPEAKER_08]: They'd be like, no, I mean, dream fairly.
[SPEAKER_08]: You should go back into society and fucking kill more people in all of the shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, drop them off in Africa, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Africa's doing really well.
[SPEAKER_07]: They always have been.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know what it feels like you're around in Africa?
[SPEAKER_07]: What does it feel like?
[SPEAKER_07]: Feel like summer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, Hollywood figured it out for them.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they were like, hey, dude, you know, we could do here in Africa.
[SPEAKER_08]: God, there's just so much gold and diamonds and natural resource on it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And which is true.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, China's taking it over and they've dug all that shit out of the ground.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so they're the ones that are saying, you give me the diamond, the blood diamond, the decaprio blood diamond.
[SPEAKER_08]: You give me the diamond, but it's in Asian now.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's like,
[SPEAKER_08]: You give me the diamond for yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[SPEAKER_08]: all these countries have always been great.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's the worst that could go down?
[SPEAKER_08]: What's the worst that could possibly happen?
[SPEAKER_08]: And then they have this fun movie Wakanda, Black Panther, congratulations.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's Marvel, it's fucking awesome.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then who comes out of the woodwork?
[SPEAKER_08]: One of our favorite rappers of all time, A-Con.
[SPEAKER_08]: acon.
[SPEAKER_08]: God, acon in young jesee, who is a remember that song, you know?
[SPEAKER_08]: One of the finest performers that we've ever had in the history of the nation that came from Africa, is an African, a real one.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he said, I want to create our own Wakanda over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: just give me enough money and we can fucking do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: We can fucking do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, Luke, go ahead and head on over to the Google machine there and type in A-Con, there's a K in that, by the way.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's A-K-O-N and then Wakanda after that.
[SPEAKER_08]: He tried to recreate this Wakanda city and environment, this country over there, it is pop it up on screen.
[SPEAKER_08]: Beautiful.
[SPEAKER_08]: Beautiful look at it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It looks like a giant dick, which is fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Big fan of that always have been always well.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, Acon had this futuristic $6 billion city plan for Africa, which you can see on your screens right here on Patreon today.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he said, look, man, this is what we could be.
[SPEAKER_08]: If we all just move back to Africa, we can do this with all of our money and resources and everything else.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's going to be great.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's going to be awesome,
[SPEAKER_08]: What does it say there for phase one, blue, right below it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Phase one, it was an include what?
[SPEAKER_06]: Hospitals, it's rendering phase one alone was doing include a hospital, a shopping mall, a school, a police station, a waste center, and a solar plan all by the end of 2023.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know, amazing, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Amazing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, correct me if I'm wrong.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I could be.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've been drinking today.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's Friday, and you know what it feels like you've gone Friday.
[SPEAKER_08]: Drinking hard.
[SPEAKER_08]: It feels like summer over here, and I could be wrong.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because I've been drinking so much, but no, no, I don't think I am.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is 2026, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: I was just trying to figure that out because it's, man, if you carry the one, so that's one, two, three year.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's 2026.
[SPEAKER_08]: So 2023.
[SPEAKER_08]: And do you know what happened over there with this city?
[SPEAKER_08]: This magical, what happened in the city?
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it must have been,
[SPEAKER_07]: like at least three years further than phase one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: They built one small tiny building about 600 square feet.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then they shut the entire project down.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it never happens over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Never fucking happen.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not kidding.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look, go to type in a con city dude and it's all been abandoned.
[SPEAKER_08]: I believe it was going to happen in Senegal.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, look, in fairness to Senegal,
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe they use those workers for their world cup team and they did pretty decent in the world cup.
[SPEAKER_08]: But this was all they built right there.
[SPEAKER_08]: So with the picture, I showed you, this is what they built in three years, and then they abandoned the project.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now everybody's asking, hey, come where the money is, and I don't know that answer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, I'm not friends with ACON, I haven't hung out with them in a long time.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I don't know what this, what 30-foot piece of it though looks beautiful, doesn't it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it looks just like the image that we looked at earlier.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hi, this is Wakanda.
[SPEAKER_08]: Looks like a fucking unfinished skate park, okay, and Detroit for Christ 6.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that didn't happen.
[SPEAKER_08]: So if you're wondering if Africa, as a whole fucking continent, is ever going to figure
[SPEAKER_08]: The answer is a hard fucking no.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, do these grimy fox want to get out of there and go to everywhere else?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and one would think, you'd want to assimilate and be like, man, my home, this is it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Pop that up there on screen, blue, that's all they can do with the cows on the foreground, it's even better.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you kidding me?
[SPEAKER_08]: Six billion dollars, there you go.
[SPEAKER_08]: That looks like an empty fucking millennial Falcon.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's all that that looks like there where they couldn't even get to the inside of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: They were like, eh, we can build a shell, but other than that, and then there's a thousand goats there.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it's saying here that he claimed to have raised between three and four billion of private investment, but only two hundred and ninety thousand in public funding was ever disclosed or behind it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you don't say.
[SPEAKER_07]: You don't say.
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... but what kind of never happened there so these grimy fox uh... apparently just gave up which i hate to see it i don't want to see that i don't i tell my kids believe in yourself don't give up it's all going to be awesome this was what we were promised right here look at that beautiful city there now once it wasn't built and all went up in flames
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... they said you know what man let's get the fuck out of here dude and uh... they went up through marocco to spain and we're gonna start a new life everybody who's starting a new life from africa and all these european countries dude it always goes so well shit you know what goes even better america
[SPEAKER_08]: It goes great in America.
[SPEAKER_08]: Once we took all those Somali folks and put them in Minnesota in Ohio and they were just grabbing ducks right out of the pond and biting fucking heads off like they're Aussie Osborn, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was awesome.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it was a cultural moment that this is what our country was built on, according to AOC.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, these are the guys that built this city and they built it on rock and roll.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, they built it on rock and roll.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're not here to suck up all the fucking snap benefits or welfare and never get a job and send all the money back to their home country.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're here to assimilate.
[SPEAKER_08]: Cooper, I know you didn't find that date last night because I didn't get a text from you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, unfortunately.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so here's the new one for you, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna throw out a new date.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want you to find the best African restaurant you can.
[SPEAKER_08]: in the city of Wilmington.
[SPEAKER_08]: Find a nice Somalian restaurant, Ethiopian, or something, and I will pay for that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Does Bojangles count?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, it doesn't, shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's American, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's American.
[SPEAKER_08]: So just find an African restaurant here and go and eat with your hands and it could be like Jacob Fry, the mayor of Minneapolis who was just boy, you should pull up that clip blook, where he's eaten with his hands there, just pretend to enjoy and any can't hold it back, how shitty that fucking food tastes.
[SPEAKER_08]: He just can't hold it back, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: God dammit, this continent is good for one thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's athletes and that's about it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And even then, man, it should be like the air up there, where they send over Kevin Bacon and let him kind of just scout for the whole country, or I'm sorry, the whole continent and then just leave.
[SPEAKER_08]: After that, um, but I don't even know if we need it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, look at this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at that guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, the music and play.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, whoever made this song isn't hitting us with a copyright.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: Or that way, not in this country.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at him.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just trying to dig into this bullshit.
[SPEAKER_08]: He hasn't swallowed one bite.
[SPEAKER_08]: How long is that clip?
[SPEAKER_08]: 30 seconds?
[SPEAKER_08]: 13.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: He couldn't swallow one fucking bite in that clip, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not one.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was a bunch of chewing.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what I do at a relative's house on a holiday where I'm like, God, this tastes like shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just you keep chewing it, you keep chewing it, and when they're not looking, you put it in an app in and then throw it under the table for the dog.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, your baby burdened your own fucking dog at that point.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's what he was doing.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just want to know, when is anybody from this continent ever enriched our fucking culture over here?
[SPEAKER_08]: Can you think of it?
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, it's tough, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_08]: I know you know a lot of doctors and engineers and lawyers and all that other stuff is there actually one from the continent of Africa.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because I'm trying to figure out how rich Spain is gonna be now.
[SPEAKER_08]: They had 59,000 of these fox climb over yesterday.
[SPEAKER_08]: That was just yesterday alone.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's just an estimate by the government.
[SPEAKER_08]: It could be higher.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's another 50,000 currently on the way today.
[SPEAKER_08]: This show is recorded on a Friday as it always is.
[SPEAKER_08]: The population in this place is only 80,000.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're going to be outnumbered by fucking migrants by midnight tonight's over there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so on this article, I'm seeing that Quentin's president last Friday or so,
[SPEAKER_06]: So I've heard different pronunciations on this, by the way, it could be, I think it's Quinta.
[SPEAKER_08]: Quinta, that's what I thought.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's Sunta, apparently, or Conta, I look, guys, I don't speak the language there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Never, I've never pretended to.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it says about 60,000 migrants cross from Morocco and to Spain's tiny quinta territory in the past 24 hours.
[SPEAKER_06]: Quinta's president said Friday, a figure that is equivalent to 70% of the population of the city.
[SPEAKER_06]: In one day, in one day.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it feels like someone, yeah, I feel like summer and I love it and we're going to show some of the hits here over the last 24 hours because you think to yourself, hey, they're swimming over there to have a better life, you know, good for them.
[SPEAKER_08]: But then, and up fucking kicking down doors, ripping people out of their own homes, saying, I need a place to sleep.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're going to grocery stores, stealing all the food, looting every fucking store there, because they don't have food.
[SPEAKER_08]: They don't have clothing, because it's soaking wet, they don't have shelter, and there's no way there's nowhere to put these goddamn people.
[SPEAKER_08]: So scroll up, and let's kind of start with some of the hits.
[SPEAKER_08]: Your blook, keep going.
[SPEAKER_08]: There was a lot of them I sent you earlier.
[SPEAKER_08]: So there's the truck that we showed earlier.
[SPEAKER_08]: Start from below that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Below that clip there, so that's the Moroccan government letting these guys out.
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way, Moroccan, Morocco, government, whoever, police, I agree with you.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm with you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Get all these fucking people out.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would do the same.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wish we could do the same over here, but the Democratic side would bitch.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, we're wine this clip here real quick.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me just start from the top.
[SPEAKER_08]: This was the first grocery store they had.
[SPEAKER_09]: And it feels like summer And it feels like summer Yeah!
[SPEAKER_09]: It feels like summer And it feels like summer And it feels like summer And it feels like summer And it feels like summer And it feels like summer And it feels like summer And it feels like summer And it feels like summer And it feels like summer And it feels like summer And it feels like summer And it feels like summer
[SPEAKER_08]: When you know you have a country overpowered, just in sheer numbers, you can take your time and looting.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not like the olden days.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not like the Rodney King days where you're like, fuck man, I gotta have items in mind.
[SPEAKER_08]: When I go and loot of fucking best by.
[SPEAKER_08]: or a radio shack.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've got to have mine checklist.
[SPEAKER_08]: I need a fucking blender, I need a TV, I need a fucking radio, like you got a checklist because you got to get in now, they're pretty fucking quickly.
[SPEAKER_08]: When you overpower an entire country like this and you've doubled the population overnight, you can take your time in these stores and shop.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's a coupe, I don't know about you, but it's somebody who loves to shop.
[SPEAKER_08]: I like to take my time in there and kind of figure out what I need.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe there's something that isn't on my list.
[SPEAKER_08]: Then I'm like, oh, hey, shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wasn't expecting barbecued pistachios to pop up, but here we are.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I can take my time and just kind of shop.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what these guys are doing, but they're shopping for free.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they're stealing everything and then smashing in the doors.
[SPEAKER_08]: And this is just great.
[SPEAKER_08]: So this was last night's, not only are they here to escape the violence of their own country, allegedly, they wanna show you what that violence is actually light going on in their country.
[SPEAKER_08]: So they started attacking cars and police officers in this one.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I think that's the only way you can do it, Koop is you've got to show people, hey, here's what's going on in our country, let's swim all the way to yours and then just kind of show you right up front and just start fucking chuck and rocks at police cars, pass your buys, everybody go to the next clip there because guess what guys feels like summer.
[SPEAKER_09]: Look at these guys.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it feels like summer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah, and they just rip and stop signs Exeter ground.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at this fire in the middle of the city Beautiful beautiful.
[SPEAKER_08]: This looks like BLM It's like the BLM rights one sign is them the other sign it's the others problem is
[SPEAKER_08]: out, number them.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're not going to hold them back for very much longer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, correct me if I'm wrong.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did Spain help us other in NATO with us?
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to have our trusted allies.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did they help us out in my ran?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oof, I don't think they did, I recall.
[SPEAKER_07]: Blook, do you, uh, you remember Spain helping us out with that?
[SPEAKER_07]: I ran a little bit.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't remember that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think they did, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: Even though it was providing oil for the rest of the world.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, I don't remember I'm doing that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: What did they do?
[SPEAKER_08]: What did Spain do?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, that's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: They said we couldn't have, uh, any aircraft carriers land or fuel up or anything like that.
[SPEAKER_08]: They threw us out of the country.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, that's starting to sound familiar.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, now, sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm just kind of workshopping this with you guys today here.
[SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, yeah, they threw us out of the country.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I would imagine Pedro, the president there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, his name is Pedro.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's not just me being racist again.
[SPEAKER_08]: Made a call to Trump and he probably said something along the lines of go fuck yourself.
[SPEAKER_08]: Go fuck yourself.
[SPEAKER_08]: I underneath the fires there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I mean, yeah, they've got close up of the fires.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's hot.
[SPEAKER_10]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at that, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: People are just trying to get the fuck out of there.
[SPEAKER_08]: These cars that are racing past this, by the way, are trying to evacuate this city.
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[SPEAKER_08]: So the lines of traffic are out the fucking door.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, it's nuts.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is fucking nuts, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: But you know what, is I watched this clip?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Feel like summer.
[SPEAKER_08]: God, what a place.
[SPEAKER_08]: What a fucking place.
[SPEAKER_08]: What a place to live.
[SPEAKER_07]: Next to those burning cars.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure it does feel like summer.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know.
[SPEAKER_08]: And now, if you're asking yourself, is the worst of it over?
[SPEAKER_08]: Are they putting in the military and everything else?
[SPEAKER_08]: Not a fucking prayer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Play this next clip here.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is currently what was going on this afternoon.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at the wine.
[SPEAKER_08]: of 50,000 people getting ready to uh... more 50,000 more people getting ready to invade this fucking country here today summer all those things you see on the water or fucking heads and bodies that are swimming in by the way those aren't just fun little sea lions
[SPEAKER_08]: I would love that, but when you see lines like this, I think of all of our listeners that are out there who have taken their kids out to Disney World or Cedar Point, Six Flags, any water parks and all that other stuff, and you know what it reminds me of, Koop?
[SPEAKER_08]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_08]: Minds me of summer.
[SPEAKER_09]: And that's what goes like.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Airbnb's are books, currently in the city.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just in case you're going there, you know?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if you plan to vacation in advance and you said yourself, shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Conta, or Quinta, or Sunta, whatever the fuck the name this place is.
[SPEAKER_08]: And looks beautiful.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's on the ocean, apparently the swimming is fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Water shallow, no crazy waves or sharks or anything.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, what do you do?
[SPEAKER_08]: When you get there and your Airbnb is cancelled, play this video, blook.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, look at that.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what it feels like, poop?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it feels like someone.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at him just breaking into somebody's fucking house, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bashing it through a fucking window.
[SPEAKER_07]: with a ladder, where did he get the ladder?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm sure this guy get the fucking ladder.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure he went to a local hardware store and paid for it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Probably, you know?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know what the, you know, denomination is a money or whatever in Morocco.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sure they take it there.
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[SPEAKER_08]: All right, let's say, didn't get the Airbnb you wanted.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fine, I understand that we've all understood that, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: They're booked, people are smashing in and breaking them and taking over, I just need to use the bathroom.
[SPEAKER_08]: Problem is, there's not a lot of public bathrooms in Spain.
[SPEAKER_08]: There just isn't.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: We think of Bucky's all-of-garden Applebee's bathrooms.
[SPEAKER_08]: Should I blown up a Scotchman, a timer two, with some some Taco Bell the next day, really fucking painted that porcelain?
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, let's say you don't have it, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: What happens then?
[SPEAKER_08]: Got a shit in the street, don't you?
[SPEAKER_08]: Blue play this clip of him shitting in the streets and God damn, and I hate to say it,
[SPEAKER_08]: But you know what it feels like, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: It feels like that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at this guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just shitting against the wall, shitting the wall.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, fuckin' wall, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: It feels like summer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, at least he wiped.
[SPEAKER_08]: What?
[SPEAKER_08]: Did he wipe?
[SPEAKER_08]: Show that to me again.
[SPEAKER_08]: Show that to me one more time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did he wipe?
[SPEAKER_08]: Or did he just pull up boxers like what what's behind him?
[SPEAKER_08]: He's he's reaching his wife.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, he is wiping.
[SPEAKER_07]: What's he wiping with doesn't look like toilet paper looks like he might be wiping with the pile of toilet paper that somebody else left this shut the fuck up I think it right or or a or a shirt That looks like a shirt, too, maybe.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's got a green tint to it man.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you guys ever wipe through the shirt No, never had to.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I mean, they're before the grace of God go on great.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not great.
[SPEAKER_08]: And
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, sorry, and you got to be in the right environment.
[SPEAKER_08]: Luckily, I was, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: What's the right environment for wife and with the shirts?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know you're going to ask this.
[SPEAKER_08]: We've talked about this in the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've wiped with a shirt at Vegas Hotel.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it was similar to George Brett's whole story called, it's called George Brett pooped his pants.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's on Google, actually shit since we're on Patreon today.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is why I want to do this today.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is when you get away with his shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can't show illegal movies and shit, but you can do this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Typing on YouTube specifically George Brett pooped his pants.
[SPEAKER_08]: We've played this clip on the show over the years.
[SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, dude, he talks about taking a dump at the balashio.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right side, back to the right, turn them both hands, right side.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's just fucking turdied one out, too.
[SPEAKER_05]: I did.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're not having great meal, just a great fucking meal.
[SPEAKER_05]: I had to go bathroom so bad that the car went pro.
[SPEAKER_05]: Who got mad at that shit?
[SPEAKER_05]: Fucking shit in my pants.
[SPEAKER_08]: So he goes into the story and he goes, I'm good for this once a year.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he tells the story about the Blasio.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's in the Blasio, he's gambling, and it's just a fucking river dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's just pissing out of his asshole.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he goes, man, I had to go in.
[SPEAKER_08]: I had to call somebody that had to bring in pants on that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was at a Vegas hotel.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's that meat place where they just, they carve it right off the thing?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a chain restaurant.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, it's not ringing a bell.
[SPEAKER_07]: God, look in the chat, they know what this is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, somebody in the chat let us know what restaurant that is.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, it's a, it's a kabab place where they just, is it like Shwarma?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, well, sort of.
[SPEAKER_08]: It looks like that, but it's a, it's a chain across America, uh, where they just cut the meat off the fucking stick from you there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, let's see, we got a lot of people in here talking about shit in themselves.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wait.
[SPEAKER_07]: But the restaurants specifically.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, it's a Brazilian restaurant.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, host, day Brazil.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now fuck me.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's in a bunch of cities, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fogga to chill.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fogga to chill.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's got it right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm just meat sweats, everything else.
[SPEAKER_08]: And everything's going fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Everything's going great.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then they start to bring out the exotic meats, which...
[SPEAKER_08]: She's couldn't get down on dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was some Brazilian, something with a fucking flare in it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I could feel that heat.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I was like, oh, no, this is not a grand with me, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we had some other shit to do that nights.
[SPEAKER_08]: And yet, if you're going to fucking do it, you do it in Vegas.
[SPEAKER_08]: So what I did was I took a car key.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I caught around my pants, made them into shorts.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it took up a shirt, everything else, and then I went out into the pool.
[SPEAKER_08]: So like, if you're in Vegas, that's the only place that you can possibly get away with this, where it was just like, okay, cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: I knew I had a short walk from the bathroom to the Vegas pool, and I was like, all right, man, I can just kind of unwind and hear.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, and it was, it was in a rinse off a bit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it was later at night.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it was just like, all right, nobody suspected anything.
[SPEAKER_08]: There wasn't anybody in there.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I was able to rinse off enough to, so that it wasn't suspicious.
[SPEAKER_08]: And, and I had a drink in my hand.
[SPEAKER_08]: I had a tall boy if something in my hand.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I was walking back up to the hotel to get on the elevator.
[SPEAKER_08]: And, you know, I just looked at everybody.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because I had a towel.
[SPEAKER_08]: I put a towel around my waist and I was like,
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, oh man, you know, pool, fucking Vegas, whatever, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: And made it back to the room and say if we nobody knew.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nobody fucking knew.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I took, I'm not kidding, it was just a sharp car key.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I just caught them off in a short, slapped it in there, I've left the shoes, all of it, and I just said, fuck it dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: But no one knew, and it was, it was lovely.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now this gentleman,
[SPEAKER_08]: doesn't have that luxury, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: He just had to find a wall in the middle of town and just take a shit against a wall.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, maybe one of the listeners out there can help me out with this since it's on Patreon, obviously we can never show this on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's the significance of shitting against a wall?
[SPEAKER_08]: Cause he's in one of those plank positions.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what I'm saying it's called the electric chair and when you're working out doing CrossFit and stuff like that, what does the significance of that are you are you just using it for balance.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can actually answer this one for you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Between the military and doing a whole lot of camping.
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[SPEAKER_07]: or even better, if you have a entrenching tool, you take an entrenching tool, you fold it into an L shape and then you can just put one butt cheek on that and take it down that way.
[SPEAKER_08]: God, it got it.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Perfect pause there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look.
[SPEAKER_08]: God damn it, you're good at this job.
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, could we look at this?
[SPEAKER_08]: Is this what you did in the military and is this a guy?
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe in the military, but was in the military out there, or is he just a random shitter?
[SPEAKER_07]: He's taken an approach that's a bit closer to like an Asian style squat where the feeder flat on the ground.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know very many Americans that are able to do that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, so he's got a squatting a lot deeper than I ever would.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah Everybody love fucking squatty party was great.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're the company and I'm exploding and they didn't need us anymore
[SPEAKER_08]: It didn't, you know, a slap-dix running around talking about shit in all day.
[SPEAKER_08]: They exploded.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're always happy when that happens, but we use all the products we, you know, we get on the show before we advertise them and say, all right, where we use real life.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I was surprised at what just just what, like, six to eight inches really does for you, you know?
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, it's a fucking clean dump out, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I understand it, but,
[SPEAKER_08]: I do kind of judge people when I go to their house and I see it in like every fucking toilet where I was just like, man, you guys are married.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like one thing I didn't want to picture is just my wife on a squannie potty, you know, dump it out.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, that would be a lot for me.
[SPEAKER_08]: And probably her for me as well, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: So I was just like, okay, cool, I get this, because our childhouse one, like they make them for babies.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if you know that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nope, don't have any kids of my own, so.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so they make them wide and know with, you know, your family and you just came back from a family and you know all that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: They make them for kids, like three when they're first learning.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, my sister did have one.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just incorrect.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a help-up to the thing, and then it's a little help-up to the toilet, but it also puts you in that position where it's easier to have the shit exit your body.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it was nice seeing this Moroccan gentleman do that, you know?
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, apparently that position for shitting just defies all ethnicities.
[SPEAKER_08]: It really does, and that's what brings this together.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what culturally enriches us, no matter what country we're in.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that video, I was actually happy to see.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, I'm sure the lovely people of Spain weren't, but we see that all the time in America and San Francisco, one of our listeners, actually dumped out in front of Nancy Pelosi's house and took a video of in the Senate end.
[SPEAKER_08]: One of the greatest videos we've ever received during a pro-cystery.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was real American hero, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, yes he was.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I said, man, this is incredible.
[SPEAKER_08]: How'd you get the address of this?
[SPEAKER_08]: Because we did confirm it, by the way.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we've talked about this in the past.
[SPEAKER_08]: Every politician's address is public.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was those surprised that Nancy Pelosi was, because where the house was, is it like downtown San Francisco?
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's pretty easy to get to.
[SPEAKER_08]: But then also when Paul, her husband, got attacked by his gay lover with that pink hammer, I was like, ah, well, it goes both ways, I guess, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: There's Nancy and then there's Paul.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then let's look at this next clip here.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is also what is currently going on out of, this is two hours ago, I pulled this clip.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at the fucking trash.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, this is wild to see me on.
[SPEAKER_08]: This footage is absolutely fucking insane.
[SPEAKER_06]: Absolutely insane.
[SPEAKER_06]: So did you see what actually like cause this to happen all in once?
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: So according to the AP, the authorities in Quenta and Madrid have linked the border search to recent decision by Spanish Supreme Court, which ruled out migrants arriving by sea could not be similarly deported unlike those who crossed by life.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, that's what I reported on yesterday.
[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, that's what I said yesterday.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, they did do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: So the president of Spain is saying that the migrant smugglers are misinterpreted the ruling.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't see how.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're swimming in and that misinterpretation according to the president of Spain spread like wildfire over the past few hours through the network of human trafficking organizations triggering the search.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, look, guys, if you're going through the human traffickers organization, they're defined your news, you got some fucking problems in your country.
[SPEAKER_08]: Also, you elected this piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: You elected this socialist piece of shit to run your country.
[SPEAKER_08]: What the fuck did you think was gonna happen?
[SPEAKER_08]: Which thing was gonna happen?
[SPEAKER_08]: I go to the next clip, Luke.
[SPEAKER_08]: Man, you love going back to that shading video.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that a fetish yours?
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you German?
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, we don't judge, I thought.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, we don't kink shame at all.
[SPEAKER_08]: But if you're in a scat point, that's cool, you just keep going back to that image for some reason, I'm like, holy shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: So this is lovely to look at this.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what this feels like, Coup?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Feels like someone.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Feels like someone.
[SPEAKER_08]: So this is the version of the Spanish military showing up saying, hey, you can't be here, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: You misinterpreted the law that Luke just brought up with the president and everything else.
[SPEAKER_08]: You got to get the fuck out of here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, where are they going to go?
[SPEAKER_08]: Where are the fuck are these people going to go now that they've already swam all the way over you?
[SPEAKER_08]: So I did read that some of them have been forced to leave, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: But where did they go?
[SPEAKER_07]: They don't back it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right now, I mean, they're bordering the country that they came in.
[SPEAKER_07]: I know, the military there was just pushing them back to the other side of the fence.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sure what?
[SPEAKER_07]: They're going to come right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're going to come right back.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, 34 people Luke have died today, and I think that number one, I think it's 41 now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, well, wouldn't be surprised that climbs under the thousands here by the end of the weekend.
[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, and then again, with the AP and the news and the mainstream media and not hating them enough.
[SPEAKER_08]: So yesterday, CBS reported hundreds of them came in.
[SPEAKER_08]: It turned out to be 49,000.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thanks CBS.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then the AP, what are they reporting right now?
[SPEAKER_06]: So the Spanish Interior Ministry released its own figures shortly after the President of Spain's book, estimating that some 50,000 people had crossed from Morocco since Thursday it added that 37,500 had already returned to Morocco by Friday afternoon with hundreds more going back by the hour.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ah, you don't say.
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't say.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not a prayer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Go to the next video.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's another 50,000 of these fucks lined up getting ready to rock here and come on in.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just come on in, brother.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, actually this clip Luke is the citizens fighting back.
[SPEAKER_08]: So they're just going up to these fuckers and just kicking them.
[SPEAKER_08]: I asked his old school.
[SPEAKER_08]: old school just beating the shit out of these fucking migrants coming in.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I was also expecting to see more of this considering the amount of people that are flooding into the country.
[SPEAKER_07]: I would think that the citizens of Spain would be flooding into the streets.
[SPEAKER_07]: Tied.
[SPEAKER_07]: I quite a while.
[SPEAKER_07]: I agree, but the problem is...
[SPEAKER_07]: when you're on that album.
[SPEAKER_08]: Even numbers, yeah, you're almost outnumbered.
[SPEAKER_08]: So like wait till homeboys buddies, they just kicked a shit out of, wait till his other fucking 50,000 friends catch back up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Then they're gonna be like, you know what?
[SPEAKER_08]: Fuck you.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then President Trump was asked today, he did the first ever, it's the first time ever.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's, they've done a briefing there.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's the, what's the room that it's called?
[SPEAKER_08]: First time a president has ever gone live in the history of our country at Camp David.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that camp David and this is the first time ever that he has ever gone live from camp David and said, hey, any news outlet is welcome to televises.
[SPEAKER_08]: So he was he was speaking earlier here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's see what he had to say about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I saw a stain yesterday and I watched the catastrophe that took place.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was like an invasion of a country like hundreds of thousands of people.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that same thing
[SPEAKER_01]: much bigger.
[SPEAKER_01]: Much easier to get into.
[SPEAKER_01]: Despite the fact that we have built thousands of miles of wall, which I said we were going to do, but we didn't have that to get it.
[SPEAKER_01]: We have the safest border in the world.
[SPEAKER_01]: If we're not in office, our country will be invaded at levels that may Spain look small time.
[SPEAKER_01]: And when I watched it, I said, boy,
[SPEAKER_01]: I said, I'm going to say it because I knew you're going to be a candidate and they're saying, that's going to be a talking point for the midterms because when you look at what happened to Spain, they don't know what to do and it's happening again today.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're coming in by the thousands of thousands.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just invading the country and what that is is weak, law, bad management.
[SPEAKER_01]: but very liberal law.
[SPEAKER_01]: It passed a couple of laws and people read, you know, people are smart.
[SPEAKER_01]: They read from other countries.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they swam that three miles swim or whatever they got in, but nobody seen anything like it.
[SPEAKER_01]: That will look good compared to what's going to happen to the United States.
[SPEAKER_01]: The biggest thing, the worst thing that Biden did is allowing 25 million people into a country, because many of those criminals,
[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of them are gone now.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got them out, but they allowed people to come into this country that you can't allow them to come into a country.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, in the next clip, Luke, when you go to Twitter there, let's see, who is the president of Spain with right there?
[SPEAKER_08]: God damn it, man, I can't put my finger on it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can't put my finger on it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you recognize that guy, Koopanol?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know, he almost looks like a, who's his dad?
[SPEAKER_07]: It looks like the son of a guy that hunted Jews for the Nazis during World War II.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is it Soros?
[SPEAKER_08]: Is it George Soros's kid with the presidents of Spain, helping him get elected there and all that other shits?
[SPEAKER_08]: Why they want this to happen in every single country around the world is beyond me?
[SPEAKER_08]: I can understand if the Soros were Muslim,
[SPEAKER_08]: Right, I like, I, for real, I could understand because that's the end game of all this shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: At the end of the day is A will show up.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a fucking great book on it that I was reading an excerpt from earlier that's kind of explains all of this.
[SPEAKER_08]: But...
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, the first zero to two percent that kind of show up and they're like, oh, hey, we're just here to a similar.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're nice and friendly and everything else.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's like, nope, this is a very, very long game.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they want to destroy the entire world.
[SPEAKER_08]: Why Soros wants to do it?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is he a Jew?
[SPEAKER_08]: Is he fun?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: He was a Jew, but also something that I was just telling a runaway Slav in the chat.
[SPEAKER_07]: The George Soros was a Jew in, I think it was in Germany during World War II.
[SPEAKER_07]: And he helped hunt down other Jews.
[SPEAKER_07]: why he was I think they call them coppos or something like that and those are the only the ones that are actually in the concentration camp, but yeah he was he was working with the Nazis to track down other Jews.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah I and none of the Democrats ever seen to bring that up.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's weird, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's strange.
[SPEAKER_08]: I finally, by the way, did get a $7,000 comment today.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is my first one, yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: People like, oh, enjoy your $7,000, man, drinking gois or whatever.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I thought you finally got the $7,000 offer because I don't wish for that time.
[SPEAKER_07]: Tim and I wish.
[SPEAKER_07]: But the correction source wasn't hungry.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, he wasn't hungry.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's going hungry.
[SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, in regards to the seven that whoever wrote that and forget it was, look.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't give a fuck about the entire Middle East.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't care if you dropped a fucking nuclear bomb on it and started to tell of Eve and then it went outwards.
[SPEAKER_08]: Could I collect a $7,000 check after saying that?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't give a fuck about any other country than America.
[SPEAKER_08]: I really don't.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do we do some shit with Israel here and there?
[SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, we do.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the only fucking non-Muslim country left and that whole entire shit hole over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: all of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can wipe it off the face of the earth, Africa, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: But off the face of the earth, I don't care about these places.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't fucking care.
[SPEAKER_08]: And matter of fact, if it would bring gas prices down under $2, fucking just load up the nukes, I don't give a fuck what you do to get it under two bucks.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't live there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't want to visit there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't want my kids ever going there.
[SPEAKER_08]: My wife's never been like, hey,
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what it feels like?
[SPEAKER_09]: She's never said, hey!
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's pack up and go to Afghanistan.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's go to Afghanistan.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's go to Israel.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's go to a fucking UAE!
[SPEAKER_08]: Never.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's never on the list.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't understand anybody that travels to the Middle East for any reason.
[SPEAKER_08]: anywhere.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't give a fuck where you're going.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe the wailing wall is like a fucking bucket list for people or something.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't give a shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just don't fucking care.
[SPEAKER_08]: I never have Africa.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's never been on my list.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's never been one thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was like, oh man, I gotta get to Africa.
[SPEAKER_06]: You've never thought going on a safari?
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: that you don't want to go to the motherland.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Luke, before you started here, we used to this thing called crime corner.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry, not crime corner.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm fucking stupid.
[SPEAKER_08]: What you used to do?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you guys are blowing up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Jesus Christ, we love your show.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, we used to do a nature nuke, excuse me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, no, Ross Paterson, I have a little shame where it was just people getting attacked.
[SPEAKER_08]: A lot of these were on safaris, and people were just like, oh my God, I'm going to the wine, isn't that amazing?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, God, God, God.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the fucking wine would tear their arms off.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was like, no, zero desire.
[SPEAKER_08]: Zero's like what's up with the food I'm gonna get there what what is the fucking food I'm gonna get there
[SPEAKER_07]: Mudcakes?
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_08]: Some weird version of a zebra, and we kind of chopped that up, sitting around the fire with my kids.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no desire.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've seen a sunset and bugs.
[SPEAKER_08]: Any country that you've got to go to to get 19 different fucking shots is off my list.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, there's some fucked up shit there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm all good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Australia.
[SPEAKER_08]: Never been on my list.
[SPEAKER_08]: I heard it's like Austin's 119 degrees, there's fucking bugs, scorpions, rape spiders is what I'm told they're called.
[SPEAKER_08]: They'll just rape you.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're so big they'll rape you in the middle of your sleep.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not if you can do about that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't give a shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, if you think I'm getting $7,000, not a fucking prayer, am I getting $7,000 from anyone for Christ 6?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't give a shit about any of these countries, and I have zero desire to go and visit them ever.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, hang on.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because Woon Raider just said something that might change your mind about going to Africa.
[SPEAKER_07]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_07]: One of the food staples that you can get from Africa is mosquito burgers.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you don't say that.
[SPEAKER_07]: That'll give a little lesson.
[SPEAKER_09]: That'll delicates.
[SPEAKER_08]: put some fucking mosquito burgers in front of me in the kids' faces, you know, so we go out there and fucking paint with children, dig a water well or something and take some photos for Instagram, whatever billgate does with his bullshit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, the white man is here to save you.
[SPEAKER_08]: No one's here to save you.
[SPEAKER_08]: No one's here to save that fucking country.
[SPEAKER_08]: Ever, ever.
[SPEAKER_08]: Learn that after watching Black Hawk Down, I was all good.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was like, oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: That was okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I don't need to go to Africa.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't fucking care about any of these people.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now they're here.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I hate all of them.
[SPEAKER_08]: I hate all of them that are here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Get them the fuck out of here, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: None of this is great for a fucking country.
[SPEAKER_08]: But as this keeps going on, dude, around the fucking world, you know, it's been a blast this summer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Man, a fucking blast with gas prices, and this shit, that shit, and everything else.
[SPEAKER_08]: And now people are starting to place the blame, again, on Trump, or Trump organizes, or Israel organizes, there's 8 million people in that goddamn country, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not enough.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not enough numbers to organize all this shit all over the fucking world.
[SPEAKER_08]: Either that, or that the smartest people on earth, which we know isn't true.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's fucking Asians, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the Asians, God dammit.
[SPEAKER_08]: You want to tell me that China did this fine?
[SPEAKER_08]: Those guys are actually smart, but fuck, you know.
[SPEAKER_08]: The Jews are down that list, down that list.
[SPEAKER_08]: Got Asians at number one, all right?
[SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, they're trying to figure out why this all happened magically at once and overnight.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's pretty fucking easy.
[SPEAKER_08]: The statement the Luke read earlier was that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey dude, swim in, great, Supreme Court just passed.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you can fucking get there.
[SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, I'm looking at this, look, pull up Judge Report, Luke,
[SPEAKER_08]: is Israel accused of stirring chaos.
[SPEAKER_08]: It all is closed their borders.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, all of this is just common sense, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's common sense.
[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, we had it here.
[SPEAKER_08]: We fucking had it here in our country.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's the head of this set?
[SPEAKER_08]: Hundreds of migrants, the storm's, I mean, so shots fired at the border.
[SPEAKER_08]: Great, why weren't they fired earlier?
[SPEAKER_07]: drop a fucking J-dam on these people.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wait, it's saying they're storming a second Spanish on-clav.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, I told you another 50 to 60,000 were on their way.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's going on right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now where are they going now?
[SPEAKER_08]: What's the next place?
[SPEAKER_06]: I have that that was in here.
[SPEAKER_08]: And this is again by the AP.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is not like some slap dick Jimmy on the internet who's got a fucking handle and his live on the ground, boots on the ground reporting there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Migrants from Morocco also attempted to cross Mililia of the Spanish territory at the tip of North Africa.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, there was widespread chaos in Bini Nizor, the Moroccan town bordering the Spanish territory where migrants clash with police throwing rocks instead of.
[SPEAKER_06]: Setting police vehicles ablaze according to the local media and rights groups that reported entries among security forces in the arrest of dozens of people attempting to cross.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like Quinta, Melilla is a self-governing Spanish city where Moroccan's consider both cities to be occupied territory.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, which is awesome.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good luck to you guys.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're really rooting for you.
[SPEAKER_08]: And, uh, and it's fucking rad and congratulations.
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, and then, you know, to people like this hobby or Bart, I was trying to think who's the most famous people from Spain, Shakira.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, obviously have a world cup team doesn't Shakira Brazilian or Portuguese or something like that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe you're right, you know, however you're more demos from Spain.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think Penelope Cruz is from Spain Penelope.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they're married.
[SPEAKER_08]: Penelope Cruz.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they're married in real life.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'll be dope because so Oh Picasso cut his fucking ear off.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's how great it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that was Van Gogh Picasso was just a womanizer.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I'm all hey.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: It feels like summer dude, and I'm
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know fucking painters, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know artists.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't fucking care.
[SPEAKER_08]: Even if I won a billion dollars in the lottery tomorrow, my first purchase wouldn't be a Picasso painting.
[SPEAKER_08]: Give me that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Got to have that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Got to have that, not a fucking prayer dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I think at this point the whole art world is just taxivision.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's all it is, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's all it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I mean, first purchase would obviously be.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, we all know that's gonna be.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I fixed that smoke alarm.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, finally.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll get around to that this week out.
[SPEAKER_08]: But that's me.
[SPEAKER_08]: If I win, I'm gonna fix the smoke alarm and then second purchase.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna find that all of garden card that sold out.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, I didn't get it in time.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wasn't one of the lucky 10,000 people that got endless positive for three months, all right?
[SPEAKER_08]: But that's what I would buy.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm sure they're available on eBay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are they, Luke, actually, check real quick before we leave the studio tonight, I might have to get on the gas station by some lottery tickets here because I don't know if they can be sold on eBay because you have to show your ID to use the card if you, the name on the card doesn't fudge.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just check eBay.com and type in all of garden cards.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's see what we got here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think so, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Because it look, I've seen them in real life.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's just a name, like maybe you can reprint the name.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know how they're.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, you're bordering on some major federal crimes.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't want to.
[SPEAKER_07]: I want to protect all of garden.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, what does that say there?
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I'm seeing gift cards.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank God.
[SPEAKER_06]: What's the card actually called?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, thank God, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the never-ending pasta card, all right?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's not him.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_08]: Luke, you're all good, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're not committing federal crimes here today.
[SPEAKER_08]: Jesus Christ, man, that does not feel like summer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: Federal crimes does not feel like summer.
[SPEAKER_08]: The rest of this show sure the fuck does.
[SPEAKER_08]: They got plates for sale.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at those beautiful.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the actual plate inside the restaurant.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know they did not buy that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Somebody stole that and then put it on eBay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Holy shit a nursery play.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Isn't that nice to never end?
[SPEAKER_08]: I've got one in my house.
[SPEAKER_08]: I actually have one of those at our house.
[SPEAKER_08]: A listener brought it in and gave it to me and gave it to me here.
[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah dude, it's uh, it's crazy out there for sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: And um, do we have a speech by the president of Spain?
[SPEAKER_08]: What is Pedro said?
[SPEAKER_08]: I know we voted for Pedro, and I'm sure he just used the same things from Napoleon Dynamite.
[SPEAKER_08]: It passed out the same badges there, vote for Pedro.
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, go to a Twitter.
[SPEAKER_08]: Luke, you're going to have to go to Twitter, type in Pedro speech.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that'll give you probably what you're looking for there, um, because it won't make his speech here earlier.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, he's working on that Thomas Stertavont has asked multiple times in the chat for me to ask you if you know that, uh, what was the guy's name again?
[SPEAKER_07]: Hang on, I...
[SPEAKER_07]: So the main candidate, Jackson, something.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: He fucked his cousin and had two children.
[SPEAKER_08]: I did not know that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's great.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good for him.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a full-up second cousin.
[SPEAKER_07]: Second cousin.
[SPEAKER_08]: Pull up that speech.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're real quick and play that.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's an old speech.
[SPEAKER_08]: I find the new one if you can.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm about to pee my pants because I've had 48 hard AF soldiers look.
[SPEAKER_08]: I needed you to go real fast in this one.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was gonna try to do the dip and dive real quick and pee while the video is up, and you ruin that for me.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, the president of fucking Spain gave us speech.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, we need to see that speech, there it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Play that right there, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: The ad is gonna pee, all right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Some save with going too far, that we're going against the current, but I would like to ask you, when did break-o-knife in rights become something radical?
[SPEAKER_03]: When did empathy become something exceptional?
[SPEAKER_03]: The Spain is above all a welcoming country, and this is the path with just dignity, community, and justice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Some save with going too far.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see if we can find a longer one.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's got to be a, there's got to be the full length, speech up there right now, and Dad left us alone.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm scared.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, now we're getting here, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you see the tragedy?
[SPEAKER_03]: Two considerations, please.
[SPEAKER_03]: The first thing I should say is, I'm going to say that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you, that's funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: That didn't work.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, you see why Ross has to be in here for us to run the show?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow, what are you now?
[SPEAKER_07]: A great requesting porn, so let's just play some porn.
[SPEAKER_00]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thousands of migrants today.
[SPEAKER_00]: Some estimates indicate that the official figure is far too low.
[SPEAKER_00]: There could be perhaps 800,000 migrants who have crossed into into Spanish territory.
[SPEAKER_00]: And this is a vision of America's future.
[SPEAKER_00]: If the Socialists, the Communists, take power in the United States in 2029, because this is exactly what they're going to do, offer an Amnesty, have an open border, and you'll see the invasion of the United States.
[SPEAKER_00]: So what is happening in Europe right now is a vision of America's future if the crazy Communist Socialists
[SPEAKER_00]: the far left sees power in the United States.
[SPEAKER_00]: So this is a nightmare scenario actually not only for Europe, but also for America as well if we see these scenes unfolding a few years from now.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you know the thing is this isn't right?
[SPEAKER_08]: So here's the beauty in this look is go to your DMs real quick.
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way, that piss I took, what if you're like boy, you don't want to felt like doing it.
[SPEAKER_09]: It feels like summer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Damn it, dude, it was a whole river.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was nice.
[SPEAKER_08]: I felt like I just swam across.
[SPEAKER_09]: I could have swam across that minic sauce, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: When I hit the beach of the porcelain, you know?
[SPEAKER_08]: Ever beach to dump?
[SPEAKER_08]: You can just see it there.
[SPEAKER_08]: There wasn't enough water there and that fucker is just peepin' out at you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, had some of this peepin' out of the black hole in the porcelain.
[SPEAKER_08]: Man, so go to the, I sent you a clip from Brandon Gill, one of my favorite senators here.
[SPEAKER_08]: And yeah, so play this clip right here.
[SPEAKER_08]: So,
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you see this right here?
[SPEAKER_08]: All right guys, what you're looking at right now is that is the US side of the Rio Grande, that is the US side of the Rio Grande, that is the US side of the Rio Grande, that is the US side of the Rio Grande, that is the US side of the Rio Grande, that is the US side of the Rio Grande, that is the US side of the Rio Grande, that is the US side of the Rio Grande, that is the US side of the Rio Grande, that is the US side of the Rio Grande, that is the US side of the Rio Grande, that is the US side of the Rio Grande, that is the US side of the Rio Grande, that is the US side of the Rio Grande, that is the Rio Grande, that is the Rio Grande, that is the Rio Grande, that is the Rio Grande, that is the Rio Grande, that is the Rio Grande, that is the Rio Grande, that is the Rio Grande, that is the Rio Grande, that is the Rio Grande, that is
[SPEAKER_08]: But all of these grimy fox came into our country.
[SPEAKER_08]: So when you're listening to the fox footage and they're saying, hey, this could be America again and everything else.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, it could.
[SPEAKER_08]: If 25 million got in from in just in four years, imagine.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you had a presidency coming up where it was Democrats and they need these fucking voters, that's all they want them for.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, give us shit about these people.
[SPEAKER_08]: Matter of fact, they would probably shit on these people if they were allowed to.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that goes back to Luke's Kink, you know?
[SPEAKER_08]: Just that scat porn brother, and I get it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love it, I champion it, and I'm proud of you for it.
[SPEAKER_08]: But these people would shit all over these, these fucking migrants if they could, these illegals, and they just simply need them for the votes.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, if you're looking at this for 28, you're like, hmm, which way do I go for the socialist?
[SPEAKER_08]: You're watching what's happening in Spain, and now I'm gonna tie this all together, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm willing to listen about a conspiracy on this for sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know I read the thing about the Supreme Court judge and the swimming and all that other shits.
[SPEAKER_08]: But shits not going well here in America right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: gas prices through the roof.
[SPEAKER_08]: Apple even raised their fucking music plan three dollars today.
[SPEAKER_08]: She's it's Christ dude for a family plan with 69 and 99 now it's 1990.
[SPEAKER_08]: She'd be a friend.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: All the everything all the prices are going up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Apple's like how am I going to end me and we know I'm breaking down computers and phones three to five hundred dollars.
[SPEAKER_08]: Everything's going up for no reason whatsoever.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hard to have sell to her
[SPEAKER_08]: Frane, fucking oil, we pay for that.
[SPEAKER_08]: It goes to you to $11.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're just jacking up the price of jack up the price.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fuck you, fuck you guys.
[SPEAKER_08]: All these people are just jacking up the price and just jack up the fucking price is here.
[SPEAKER_08]: But doesn't mean that anybody's not pissed off of the fucking administration that's in there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Whoever's in there, sorry, that's your fault.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the way it's been to the history of fucking time.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, if you're looking for a quick victory, which we've talked about over the course
[SPEAKER_08]: Wouldn't this be one to be just a quick call to say, hey, guess what?
[SPEAKER_08]: We got some surveillance in Spain.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got no military whatsoever.
[SPEAKER_08]: They didn't want to help us out.
[SPEAKER_08]: They made us get all of our shit out of there.
[SPEAKER_08]: All of our fucking planes, all of our fucking people.
[SPEAKER_08]: They wouldn't help us out in this war.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_08]: They don't really have a military over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now's the time.
[SPEAKER_08]: And what does it feel like over there?
[SPEAKER_08]: It feels like so.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just cross the fucking border dude, let's test all these images play, all over the world, all these videos, all these shit, and that's the best way to fight like the midterms, it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: the only way you can have right now to fight off the midterms is this footage that's currently going on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because they're not doing anything.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so you're point earlier where the other 60,000 are going to this other fucking on-clave and all this other shits, they're just loading up right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the rumor is back in Morocco, everybody's seeing these images that are going on and they're like, shit, I fucking hate living in Africa too.
[SPEAKER_08]: How do I get the fuck out of here?
[SPEAKER_08]: So this is going to go on all fucking weekend long and I don't know what to do.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've never seen you correct me if I'm wrong.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not a big history guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: We all know that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I really care about anything past 1960 to be honest with you, you know, but has there ever been a point where there's an invasion like this where the military of that country has just opened fire.
[SPEAKER_08]: We didn't do it here.
[SPEAKER_08]: So the footage we showed you earlier of all those fucking dirty, grimy fucks cross in the river, we did nothing about it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just let him in.
[SPEAKER_08]: Has there been a moment in our history where a country just said, all right, none of you guys are listening.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're just going to fucking open fire on all of you guys.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can either leave or we're opening fucking fire.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can't find any instance of it happening historically where lethal force was used to stop immigration.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I can't either.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can't remember it.
[SPEAKER_07]: It definitely hasn't happened in American history.
[SPEAKER_08]: But this would be the time to do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is it.
[SPEAKER_08]: This would be the time to fucking do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: You saw what happened in our country and we're trying to get these fucks out of here and everything else.
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way, the rest of that Trump speech, you know, he said, I think his number was there's 25 million here.
[SPEAKER_08]: They've been able to get out at 2.5 million roughly so far.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's only a tenth.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's only a tenth of these fuckers too.
[SPEAKER_08]: And yes, they did start with the worst of the worst, and I know they're fucking going down from that, but it's like still Holy shit, that's a lot of fucking people.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did you find anything?
[SPEAKER_08]: Is anybody ever open fire like this?
[SPEAKER_08]: Because I don't know how to stop this.
[SPEAKER_08]: You got the water here Got the land here, so what what just by saying go home, you're telling people to swim what three miles back.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good luck with that
[SPEAKER_08]: What's going to happen here?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Slav in the chat is saying that Poland will regularly open fire on immigrants trying to cross in from Belarus, and he says that the altered world country order guards shoot it immigrants.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_08]: Where's that footage?
[SPEAKER_08]: I start popping that up.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm curious.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've seen some from Poland before.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've never seen footage of anyone being shot, but I've seen clashes with Polish border guards.
[SPEAKER_07]: Poland takes their borders pretty seriously.
[SPEAKER_07]: As well, they should.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, considering their history.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, as well they should.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I understand it, but so should everybody.
[SPEAKER_08]: And if this is the reminder you need, let's say the US has involved in this or Trump's involved or whoever, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: If this is the reminder that you need, and this is the wake-up call you need for your fucking country, I don't mind if he did help them out.
[SPEAKER_08]: And say, hey, dude, let's just remind the world what these folks are capable of, because by the end of tonight,
[SPEAKER_08]: It's going to double the population.
[SPEAKER_08]: Those fucking poor people that are living there can't get out.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can you pull up those lines of traffic right now, Luke, of the cars, just piled up on the highways, trying to get out of this shit?
[SPEAKER_08]: And they're trying to drive through them as quickly as possible, but there it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at this, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: So what happens is they set a fire and lit a bunch of cars on fire at the end, so their traps every single one of these people in this country is fucking trapped and there is nowhere to go.
[SPEAKER_08]: And what's to stop these fucking immigrants from overtaking people in cars and all that other shit, elderly, women, children, whoever in these fucking cars, what's to stop them from ripping these people out of their cars and just taking over, nothing, absolutely
[SPEAKER_08]: So if this is the reminder you need that this is what's going to happen to your fucking country, including ours, if you keep voting these fucking socialist in as the head of your governments, cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is what eventually is going to happen.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know one single person.
[SPEAKER_08]: who is looking for a silent, who's just like, man, I went through some hard-ass shit in my country, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wanna come and do better and live a better life and have a family and all that of the shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: But first, I've got to light this corn fire and take a shit in the streets.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, just give me,
[SPEAKER_08]: 10 minutes just to kind of get it all out of my system let me fucking car bombs someone let me rape someone Let me take a fucking shit in the streets.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me steal everything from the grocery store and then after that I want to settle down and find a nice girl on hinge over in Spain And just kind of chill after that, you know Have some kids and some fucking keen scenarios and all that other stuff, but first
[SPEAKER_08]: I've got to take a shit on this wall, all right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Just let me get that out.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me get it out of my system, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me fucking kick in somebody's door and sleep in their fucking bed.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then after that, I'm gonna work super hard, I'm gonna go on indeed, try to find a job and improve my life.
[SPEAKER_08]: None of these folks are trying to do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: None of them.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, the good news for Spain, because it's not all bad, Coupe.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, I don't want to be a Debbie Downer about what's going on in Spain today.
[SPEAKER_08]: The good news is this.
[SPEAKER_08]: They just won the World Cup three, four weeks ago, all right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, you've got, after tonight, roughly 110,000 people that are males around that same age that can try out for this team, and maybe you can repeat.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is really tough to when back to back World Cups
[SPEAKER_08]: You're going to have an influx of talent there and I'm going to be honest with you.
[SPEAKER_08]: The way that some of these guys were kicking the shit out of these cars and breaking in windows and grocery stores and everything else really strong.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is going to be an excellent soccer team for years and years to come and Spain.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's not going to be fucked with, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: If you think we've got a shot in America to win a World Cup after this, that is gone now.
[SPEAKER_08]: We can just hand the cup to Spain.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're going to win for the next 30 fucking years.
[SPEAKER_08]: They get all the talent in the world there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, if you're able to swim three fucking miles, and then just kind of fucking dust off after that, and then just go kick open doors, steal a bunch of shit and take a dump outside.
[SPEAKER_08]: God damn it, man, they're gonna be good at soccer, aren't they?
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, look at that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that the water there?
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that what they're swimming through?
[SPEAKER_08]: What is that, blue?
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... the description says that it's it's like the belongings of the immigrants who like it's like a bunch of sandals yeah right the sandals and look at that guy shit in the water right there you see him zoom in on him second of the water right there now i think he's picking shit up oh that's the old skies we've all been to the ocean we've got a pest that's that old bend down you give where you're like man i don't want anybody to know
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm pissing in the ocean the water.
[SPEAKER_06]: I look like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you stand up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, I'm not bending I kind of I kind of squat over and kind of just wash off my hands.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to make it look like I'm doing something like this doesn't look like you're doing anything But pissing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, no, I look suspicious as hell.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I don't want to look suspicious.
[SPEAKER_08]: I kind of wash my hands in the water and everything else You know and look at this guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's he doing out there?
[SPEAKER_08]: He also looks like he's pissing sure is sure is dude, and you know, he's not even bothering so it's a look at the Clothes or the T.Ds or whatever the fuck they brought in over there He's just like, you know, I'm just gonna stand here and stare at this fucking wasteland and pissing and fuck it It ain't my country and I don't give a shit about it, dude Who's that in the background just blowing up a balloon?
[SPEAKER_08]: He's guys are having a great time Hey, you know what it reminds me of
[SPEAKER_09]: It feels like summer It been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it, been it,
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... it's unbelievable fun times man indeed fun times indeed was it's uh... having a boredom so that said fuck ice like i went ice out of the country and he was saying some of that stuff i think there's about his home country at all he's going to be changing his tune here pretty high you know i i challenge of your bardom and his wife uh... penalope penal cruise
[SPEAKER_08]: Pinot Lope, I think it's how you pronounce it over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: In a espanial, I challenge you to look at the scenes that are going on.
[SPEAKER_08]: This picture right here says it all and just say, you know what, abolish ice.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let them all in.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let them in your backyard, Havier, you've got a huge house over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: You throw a lot of parties.
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way, I don't know if you know how cool Havier part of this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, if those fucking bang or parties do it does he yes, and they rage They fucking rage and it's awesome and if you got invited I've never gotten invited obviously, but if you did get the invites He would usually take out the basement.
[SPEAKER_08]: I heard my agent went and he was like dude He had like fucking two tons of sand Broad-in put in the basement so it was like a beach feel in there and everything else Well, hang on a second though
[SPEAKER_07]: These parties aren't open to everyone.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, there's got somebody at the door stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, visitors, you can't get, you can't get in.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've never been in.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you know what I, I heard it feels like in there.
[UNKNOWN]: Go.
[SPEAKER_09]: It feels like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_08]: But if you have obviously migrants coming in, you're probably not gonna have that great of a time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Cause God forbid, one person, one of your guests, pick anybody famous from over there, Shakira.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's say Shakira had a bad to Keto.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm just gotta take a shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, maybe Havier's only got one bathroom downstairs.
[SPEAKER_08]: That means one of those migrants can be shitin' out in the corner, up against the wall, gruntin' it out, doing fucking electric chairs there,
[SPEAKER_08]: Make an eye contact, because that's another thing, Luke, that you enjoy as when they shit make eye contact, and it feels like something.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have to run on your parade here, but Shakira is not from Spain.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: No way!
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Damn it!
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep, she's for Columbia.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can I be honest with you?
[SPEAKER_08]: They're all Mexicans to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: All of them.
[SPEAKER_08]: Anyone around the world, they're all Mexicans to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_08]: Anyone south of our southern border.
[SPEAKER_08]: Anybody brown is Mexican to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_08]: Anybody yellow is Chinese.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't want, I don't care about what part of it it is or whatever.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't care that you call me fucking round I do.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, European or whatever.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't give a shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I think the philipinos are the only unique case there where they're actually water Mexicans.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, philipinos are like a combination of Asian and Mexican.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good for them.
[SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, why is this footage?
[SPEAKER_08]: Everybody in Hollywood and tell me that you want 110,000 he's grind me fucks just strong through your streets tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then tell me fuck ice.
[SPEAKER_08]: Tell me fuck ice.
[SPEAKER_08]: So going back to what I was saying earlier about whether or not
[SPEAKER_08]: for the midterms.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't care if they are.
[SPEAKER_08]: I honestly don't care where they are.
[SPEAKER_08]: You guys voted for Socialist President over in Spain.
[SPEAKER_08]: You want to see what Socialism's really like.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're finding out today.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was the fuck around period.
[SPEAKER_08]: Today's the findout period.
[SPEAKER_08]: This weekend will be the other findout period.
[SPEAKER_08]: Unfortunately, I have a really bad feeling that is going to turn horrific.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because after tonight, tomorrow morning, when they wake up in ETHBANIA,
[SPEAKER_08]: They will outnumber the people in this town.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then they can do whatever they want.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they've got to know that, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: You've got to know going in during an invasion of like, all right, shit, they got Google like everybody else.
[SPEAKER_08]: How many people have in this country?
[SPEAKER_08]: 80,000?
[SPEAKER_08]: Come on, man, if we get 100, we can fucking own the goddamn country.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we can take it over.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's the last part of this.
[SPEAKER_08]: is maybe that is that was the points.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe it wasn't America.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe they just wanted that part of their country back because Luke I did hear that this is part of the northern tip of Africa up there and I guess Morocco used to own this land at some point maybe in the 1600s or something.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that true?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it sounds like that from the article that many Moroccans consider these cities to be occupied territory.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can find that when that happened though.
[SPEAKER_08]: If they're just going back to take their land back after all these years, hard to argue against it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, 1600 is a long fucking time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Why Spain would want to own any part of Africa is beyond me?
[SPEAKER_08]: Absolutely fucking beyond me.
[SPEAKER_06]: They've been Spain has had this part of Africa since 1580.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, here's the goodness.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, after 600 years or roughly,
[SPEAKER_08]: I finally came up with a plan to get it back.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, it's only took, you know, 550 years, but they figured it to the fuck out and they're like, we want it back.
[SPEAKER_08]: How do we do it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: We can just swim over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Three miles?
[SPEAKER_08]: The fuck we do them for the last 550 fucking years over here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just sat around?
[SPEAKER_08]: Fuck you have a wrath.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, Joe, bring an interview.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, fucking a dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: This was it.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is all we had to do.
[SPEAKER_08]: We sat around here, let them take our country for 550 years, and maybe that is what's gonna happen.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have no fucking idea.
[SPEAKER_08]: But watching this shit unfold is going to be wild, and yeah, the distractions there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right now, again, go back to one I said earlier, and ain't great here right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: And if you're looking for a reason to vote the other way, all this footage.
[SPEAKER_08]: might sweat.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: We were waiting for a miracle here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think this Iran bullshit's gonna end anytime soon.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe this was the miracle or not so much of a miracle.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe it was a planned miracle, whether we're like, hey.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fuck, we're down, bro.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's in the fourth quarter right now, coach.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do we got in the playbook, our ran?
[SPEAKER_08]: Can't do anything with him.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's fucks, you know, hiding in the bush.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's fucking shootin' off random rockets.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, what else do we do?
[SPEAKER_08]: We can't put troops in the ground.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do we fucking do here?
[SPEAKER_08]: Shit, my mdani.
[SPEAKER_08]: How's that going on in the yard?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't have time yet.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's just got in there and can't really fuck the place up yet, so it's not good enough.
[SPEAKER_08]: What if we took over a whole fucking country?
[SPEAKER_08]: wouldn't that be done?
[SPEAKER_08]: And what if those images were on the news?
[SPEAKER_08]: Do we have to do anything?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, we have to pay for anything?
[SPEAKER_08]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_08]: How far is that swim?
[SPEAKER_08]: Three miles?
[SPEAKER_08]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Call the fucking head of Morocco.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, tell them, uh, here's the points of entry and all that other shit and go with God.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good luck.
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, because that's, that's the last, uh, part of this that, that, uh, is, it's kind of shocking is how did all these people organize it the exact same time so quickly to get over here?
[SPEAKER_08]: No idea.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, yes, it could have been that Supreme Court case.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe it could have, maybe, but if you're looking at the numbers, 550 fucking years and they couldn't figure it out, but now they magically can.
[SPEAKER_08]: No guns.
[SPEAKER_08]: I haven't seen any weapons on these
[SPEAKER_08]: So they're just rolling in and then picking up rocks.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, this is a rock fight over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just shocking rocks at vehicles and police and all that other shit and fuck you.
[SPEAKER_08]: We fucking own this place.
[SPEAKER_08]: God damn, dude, it's wild.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's wild.
[SPEAKER_08]: How the Jews would be involved?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can't wait to hear that spin from some fucking idiot or can't a someone's or whoever.
[SPEAKER_08]: But God damn it, dude, it's wild to see.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's absolutely fucking wild to see here.
[SPEAKER_08]: And as I'm watching this unfold, God, it's nuts.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Italy, right now, the president of Italy that said, hey, we're shutting down the borders.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Italy is on lockdown right now, forgive me, because I've never spent time.
[SPEAKER_08]: How close is Italy to Spain?
[SPEAKER_08]: Can I border each other?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they're very close.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Italy has now shut down their borders.
[SPEAKER_08]: Also, the government in Spain has refused to declare this a national state of emergency, which is wild to me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Refused?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're not doing it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do they give any explanation of why?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because migration flows are not considered a national security risk.
[SPEAKER_08]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now I just saw like 30 fires and multiple businesses destroyed and car set on fire and everything else.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not a risk.
[SPEAKER_08]: I guess it's just a fucking Saturday.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've never been there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe they party that hard.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe that's just a part of it dude or it's just like yo dude where this is a fucking Tuesday brother.
[SPEAKER_08]: We shit in the streets, we throw rocks, we light shit on fire and we gang party.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've never been, but Italy doesn't want that going down right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, here it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is fucking wild to see.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's wild to see unfold.
[SPEAKER_08]: Keep in mind, this is recorded on Friday.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's going to be a lot worse over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_08]: A lot worse.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I'll be watching this all week.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's no sports on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, what I personally wish is that they would put this on paper view and start the running of the bulls early in Spain and just let him go nuts, dude, release them through the streets right fucking now, put it on paper view, I want to see these fucking dirty migrants against bulls in the streets.
[SPEAKER_08]: I literally want to see bulls on parade and then just see what happens.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't care what you set that paper view price set.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was bitching about Apple earlier, raising their prices, cool man, for the weekend.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's say you did pam-plona today, but in contra or quinta, whatever the fuck we're calling this place.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's say you did that now, and the paper view was $3.99.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I could watch it all day long for 36 hours, and the bulls were guaranteed to run all day long.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'd sign up right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would sign up right the fuck now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I got four bucks to submit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Matter of fact, I'd send my kids to the grandparents house and say, hey, you my wife were gonna get fucked up, drink, smoke some weed and just watch this fucking attack unfold dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: These bulls just absolutely terrorizing these fucking people dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: God, it would be great.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's, I might go higher than 399 for a whole weekend.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just call it a staycation, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just me and my wife, just a staycation at home, man, just watching bulls, trample fucking dirty migrants over there.
[SPEAKER_08]: God, damn it, it'd be great.
[SPEAKER_08]: And jacked him full of fucking cocaine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just let him go nuts at like top speed, top level.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sure Spain's got coke, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: I've never been, I'm sure they're there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I've got to have Coke.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, probably have real good stuff straight up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Real.
[SPEAKER_08]: Real good Coke, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that would be fucking rad.
[SPEAKER_08]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just camped up, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just eating some mosa chips.
[SPEAKER_08]: Some tortillas.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't even know if they're on the show today, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: But just kind of getting in the flare of it, you know?
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, why coupe?
[SPEAKER_08]: I would have those mosa chips.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because it feels like summer.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I just have a big ol' bowl of salsa, you know, white boy style.
[SPEAKER_08]: As I mentioned, I don't like that other bullshit.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't like the, the, it was an unpopular take, and that's fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't care all living it, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, the Mexican food.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't like that, the real shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want sour cream, I want the whole fucking thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want the goddamn salsa to be mild as fuck.
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't you ever bring medium salsa over to my house too hot, mild dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Give me fucking mild salsa, masa chips.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me kick my feet up, dude, with some of that white, bronco case, so I don't either the chorizma bullshit in there, anything else, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: And just a big ol' thing, a sour cream and guacamole and some masa chips.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'd watch this shit all weekend, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Matter of fact, I'd love to get the band back together, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love to get the band back together, rage against the machine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's fucking do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that instead of singing the National Anthem, you bring them out to sing Bulls on Parade, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then, you just fucking release the Bulls right here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Pop up this picture.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, that last one, Luke.
[SPEAKER_08]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nope, the last one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, could you imagine, dude, fucking 50 bowls, let loose right here.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's nowhere to go, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's no walls to climb up.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can't hop over the fence, nothing, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: These bowls just tearing through these fucks at top speed.
[SPEAKER_08]: God damn it, it would be awesome to see.
[SPEAKER_08]: It would be awesome to see.
[SPEAKER_08]: Shit, fuck, I wish I was rich enough for to do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, Soros is doing the wrong shit, you know?
[SPEAKER_08]: this would be the right shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you told me Soros was going to pay for fucking bulls right now, I'd look the other way.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: I want them to die, but I'd look the other way and be like, aren't I?
[SPEAKER_07]: Can't I want to see this?
[SPEAKER_07]: Even a broken clock's right twice.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you want to charge for that?
[SPEAKER_08]: Soros, do you want to charge me $399 for that on YouTube TV?
[SPEAKER_08]: Is it waterwall footage?
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, can I count to you on man?
[SPEAKER_08]: I know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can I get a fucking manning cast of it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Give Eli and his brother Peyton to do a manning cast.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, there goes one flying through the air.
[SPEAKER_08]: He got a horn right through the asshole there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Man, he's not going to be shit in the streets for a while.
[SPEAKER_08]: That would be fucking dope, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Be fucking dope.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what it looks like right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Go up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look, yep.
[SPEAKER_08]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's exactly what Spain looks like.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is, isn't that Brad Pitt movie War Wars II?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, world Wars II.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's you're going to be seeing all week and long, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've been seeing all week in loan.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, they were using helicopters and guns and shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you can kill a zombie, I guess they weren't trying to culturally enrich us over here.
[SPEAKER_08]: They weren't trying to fix the country or anything.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, that is what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look, I've had a few.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've had a few, no I should probably exit the air now.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna start saying shit that I ever, I regret and all that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: I should probably exit the air waves.
[SPEAKER_08]: But it is that point that show we get to the drink and bro the week.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do we got up there?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh shit dude speaking to that the fucking bison guy These shirts have been on fire dude He shirts about fire pop that's up.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's been on for drink and bro the week on drink and bro's dot-com by some merch 2026 yellowstone cart wheel champion and then the Flockhunter shirts have been so like crazy dude go back to those Look go to the black ones there on the homepage.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_08]: These flock undershirts are fucking dope as shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then last but not least, I talked to Brandon right before I came on the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did he put the crime corner tank talks up there for the ladies?
[SPEAKER_07]: I haven't checked yet today.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's take a look.
[SPEAKER_08]: The communism shirts are crushing and the bathing suits I live by a lot of live by those things.
[SPEAKER_08]: If I was a migrant sneaking into the country, I would do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: You got to go to the crime corner section.
[SPEAKER_08]: Blue key.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, Brandon hasn't done any of the button Brandon doesn't look like.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: I own that black one.
[SPEAKER_08]: I win that black shirt all the time.
[SPEAKER_07]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then the app.
[SPEAKER_08]: The app is free.
[SPEAKER_08]: Dude, um, shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: We pay for it in rocks.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you need to get a hold of one another, man, if you guys are going through some shit or, let's say you're in your backyard tonight, 60,000 migrants fucking climb over your wall, going during a bros app, and we'll help you out, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: Holy fuck.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, and I think we'd have a lot of people on the
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, but yeah, you can submit for drink a bro the week on there and it gets emailed to us, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
[SPEAKER_08]: God dammit man, you fucking horse.
[SPEAKER_08]: You fucking horse Google.
[SPEAKER_08]: I already hate showing YouTube, all right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't make me hate the fucking Gmail too.
[SPEAKER_08]: You fucking horse, 19 different options now.
[SPEAKER_08]: We've done brilliant, and it's those shows.
[SPEAKER_08]: We've done brilliant, demean, general.
[SPEAKER_08]: Separated by fucking down syndrome.
[SPEAKER_08]: Next, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: If somebody would down syndrome and a center in emails, put that in a separate box.
[SPEAKER_08]: You fucking losers.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, this string of gross submissions
[SPEAKER_08]: Texas, listener for 10 years, thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Shit, November, we'll mark our 12th year, by the way.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I sure, I don't want to.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can crazy, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: Feels like him, uh, wait, he's like some room.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can,
[SPEAKER_08]: and then in the 12th year there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Drink and wrote some mission.
[SPEAKER_08]: Scott Knight, 10 years listener, proud of you, nominating Sean Hunt, living.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sean was my battle buddy in basic.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then again, in AIT, what's that?
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, that is good.
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... that's a advanced individual train is what you go into a signature finish basic uh... says he's been my best friends since nineteen ninety eight uh... it just released his first book on amazon congratulations uh... writing book is very fucking hard to so i don't think i don't give a shit how well does it's a career achievements so congratulations on that uh... says help me organize the website for my fragrance company like that
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think we've had a listener.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's fucking do a fragrance company.
[SPEAKER_08]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Shit, we promote it on the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, we don't have a fragrance to it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't fucking fragrance, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's who we're woods by Abercrombie, if it smells like that, I'm all in.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm all in, all right.
[SPEAKER_08]: It feels like summer.
[SPEAKER_08]: It says he's a great guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was there for me when I got divorced.
[SPEAKER_08]: Commence me to move to Vegas.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is not sound like a good friend.
[SPEAKER_08]: Making questionable decisions.
[SPEAKER_08]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's directly responsible for me Fucking an LP at a rest area.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, and when LP is There's a little person.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm legit.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a fucking legit, okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep.
[SPEAKER_08]: It can't believe he uses phrase LP That's the one thing that's always shocked me about dancing since he's not here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll tell this story.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've always said in midget
[SPEAKER_08]: And he's always said little person or LP, you know?
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm like, what are we doing, dude?
[SPEAKER_07]: With all the fucked up shit we say every fucking day, dude, we can't see, never notice him saying it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, no, we already says LP, little person, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't like it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't like it at all.
[SPEAKER_08]: But for you, hope it was worth it, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's never been a fetish, am I?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, me either.
[SPEAKER_07]: I have never fucked a measure.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, we used to work with somebody who did have at least the beginning stages of that fetish.
[SPEAKER_07]: No way, yeah, Joel.
[SPEAKER_07]: No shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: But you'd be open about it, like anybody if you got into a conversation about me, it's with them.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah, I'd fuck one for sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: interesting look, it's a fucking canc I mean, I mean, see it on porn sites.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, more power to you.
[SPEAKER_07]: They need love to.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do.
[SPEAKER_08]: But cheers, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: Cheers to you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Cheers to you guys at home.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hopefully you're doing some fun shit and you're realizing how rad it is to be American and where you don't have to deal with this fucking bullshit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hopefully ever again.
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... because we did it for four years and it sucked we're still paying the price and he still got fucking white women out there just driving over i-sauves no we don't protect these beholder who really help because did a hand-segar cultured or if i get a rich none of these fucking people do not want i didn't see one fucking doctor cross that border did you not want i mean they're hard to spot any one of those guys could have been some sort of scholar
[SPEAKER_08]: And they're all what you couldn't see is they're diplomas got washed away in the water there You know, that's a real shame a lot of that stuff They had it.
[SPEAKER_08]: They had it.
[SPEAKER_08]: They were like, oh, no, you don't understand We went to college.
[SPEAKER_08]: We got
[SPEAKER_08]: medical degrees and everything else but the water fucking washed it away.
[SPEAKER_08]: What are the chances?
[SPEAKER_08]: Holy shit dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: But again, hopefully you're at home, join your family, your friends, the end of summer and for kids go back to school and all that other shit and you're actually doing some fun cool American shit for Christ's sex and we're grateful we don't live there.
[SPEAKER_09]: It feels like summer And it feels like summer Fuck yeah It feels like summer And it feels like summer Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[SPEAKER_08]: There's me sucking potentially 18 to 27 decks.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, all right.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love you guys.
[SPEAKER_07]: I do.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Now you bother.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Dan and Dan that I'll be back on Monday, and then we'll grill them.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do I interview him like Sean Ryan?
[SPEAKER_08]: I think we're going to have to about this fucking VA meeting with doctors.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure he's going to have a lot to say about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know if he's going to want to withhold anything for a future episode or something like that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got to know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's what I told him.
[SPEAKER_08]: I said, look, if you want to invite him on the show, we'll have him on the show, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: And we can talk about all this shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: So he is pitching that that part I know, but the rest of it will see how this goes and what I'd like to do is just sit him down and just say,
[SPEAKER_07]: Secretary Collins.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why won't you help the veterans?
[SPEAKER_08]: Whatever his answer is, you know, maybe it's like, oh, you know, I'm doing my best or his line or whatever.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would say Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I think that would be great if we do get him on the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: We won't shoot in the studio.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll go in in a chairs and rooms and all that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's getting good, knit.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's getting really good, and it's a good time to go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Soundboard just walked up on it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And now you're, hey, no need, Coup.
[SPEAKER_08]: That was, I think I've got it dialed in, friend.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that was it.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was spot-off.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: I thought that was the sound, but I didn't even realize.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's good, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm getting there, I'm getting there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm getting there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Even though he's not here, I'll say goodbye for him.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll see him on Monday.
[SPEAKER_08]: For the end of the day and the end of the day, Holloway, Ross Patterson, this is Drinking Bros. Podcast.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you know what it feels like, dude?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh my god, I'm on my way!
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