[SPEAKER_07]: Welcome to Drinking Throat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bro's kids.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm taking a drink myself over here.
[SPEAKER_07]: Got a little bit of a throat issue.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let me take a couple of squirts.
[SPEAKER_07]: Speaker resign, Ross, I'm speaking.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not dead.
[SPEAKER_07]: God damn it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Couple of squirts and I'm good to go over here.
[SPEAKER_07]: What's up, you fucking party people, dude?
[SPEAKER_07]: Welcome to Drinking Bros.
[SPEAKER_07]: Kids.
[SPEAKER_07]: God damn it, what a fucking day, what a day.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll tell you why I'm having this kind of day here.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't like what's going on in the state of Kentucky.
[SPEAKER_07]: One fucking bit.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're trying to tell me that you think Mitch McConnell's dead?
[SPEAKER_07]: Are you serious?
[SPEAKER_07]: He's alive.
[SPEAKER_07]: He is very much alive and well.
[SPEAKER_07]: This statement by Andy Bashir, the governor of Kentucky, excuse me, it's not a statement.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a blunt letter, Danhthini.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well he blunt letter.
[SPEAKER_06]: Context is McConnell's office filed another extension on his leave from the Senate, because he's not quite healthy enough to be back yet.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a lie.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what they said.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's dealing with some stuff there.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I heard he's part of the wallpaper committee.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're trying to put up new wallpaper in some of the hospital rooms.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's doing stuff there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, we have no right to question him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Son of a bitch.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll just read it out to you here.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am peed off today.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm real peed off today.
[SPEAKER_07]: Governor Andy Beshear.
[SPEAKER_07]: I might have something to do with it, demanded in a blunt letter sent to Senator Mitch McConnell repubed from Kentucky and his staff.
[SPEAKER_07]: The McConnell verbally address constituents and demonstrate his ability to serve or resign his seat.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry, was the picture not good enough with his loving wife who happens to be of another race.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's in an interracial marriage.
[SPEAKER_07]: I thought Kentucky was beyond this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Or it on the screen is they released a second even more convincing picture.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, let's see it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's see it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right there, yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, these are, yeah, well, this is that on screen.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is a picture, but it's a, obviously, I love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, obviously.
[SPEAKER_03]: Since who Luke?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry, when you walked in today, did you hang up a fucking doctor code outside?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, then you're not a doctor.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now look, could that be real?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, yes it could.
[SPEAKER_07]: It could have been a cardboard version of him, propped up there on the bed with the Kneezer wife.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good, and got to hit the button here today for the wife.
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll give her a shout out as well here today.
[SPEAKER_07]: Today, but I've had this is enough evidence for me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dan, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm convinced this is a living man.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are they loving wife, who is not a communist?
[SPEAKER_07]: And he is served our country bravely for how many years?
[SPEAKER_07]: Mitch McConnell.
[SPEAKER_06]: What was the brave?
[SPEAKER_06]: 103.
[SPEAKER_06]: What was the brave part?
[SPEAKER_07]: Wasn't he military, wasn't he a troupe?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, are you sure?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And he was just a civil war re-enactor.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I often get the two confused, both are equally as dangerous.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because sometimes there's live rounds out there.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was in the army reserve for a month before being medically separated during Vietnam, by the way.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so he was in Vietnam.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sounds like he said he was in fucking Vietnam, Dan.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: God damn it.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're not gonna disrespect.
[SPEAKER_07]: Vietnam veterans on this show.
[SPEAKER_07]: I will not do that today.
[SPEAKER_06]: I guess he's gonna do today.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's not one of them.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's got polio legs.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's got polio?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Who says who?
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_07]: Is there a picture of his legs?
[SPEAKER_07]: Luke, pull up a picture of his legs.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, he does fold out a lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a good point.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey guys, I thought where we would be on that.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Who was it, Jonas Salk, who invented the polio vaccine?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, um, didn't really do anything to be fair, but it says you, look at this kid.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now you get this young child, says the data.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I thought was that black and white pick of him, Luke?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_06]: Walking with polio?
[SPEAKER_06]: That was just a random polio, legs.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Kid also look black.
[SPEAKER_07]: Luke, I was a black and white photo.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: That is a white kid.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are you sure?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's not a hockey.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at the hair on that fucking thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was serving company for me as says there's no evidence of a wearable fatac so there's no way he's got pulled.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Very true.
[SPEAKER_07]: FDR American badass will be on two of you this fall, okay?
[SPEAKER_07]: It's leaving Paramount plus and it's going to two of you this fall.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: So big picture here guys and I'm going to walk you through it if you're, you know,
[SPEAKER_07]: in your car or a forklift operator out there, buckle your seat belt.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because these accusations are in same.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's been more than 40 days normal.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was in the hospital for 45.
[SPEAKER_07]: Since 84 year old conservative stalwart,
[SPEAKER_07]: Mitch McConnell was hospitalized and appeared outside photos released by his office.
[SPEAKER_07]: His lengthy absence and his past health scares are fueling speculation about his capacity to serve.
[SPEAKER_07]: driving the news is obviously Andy Beshear, who wrote that he was sending the letter to Senate Majority Leader John Thune urging him to investigate McConnell's capacity to serve.
[SPEAKER_06]: Are we sure we're saying John Thune's name, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think we all are.
[SPEAKER_06]: You think it's to Hune or T-Hune?
[SPEAKER_06]: Tune.
[SPEAKER_06]: Just like Thune Bear or Tune Bear?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's Tune.
[SPEAKER_07]: John Thune.
[SPEAKER_07]: So look, guys, let's let's lay out the facts of what we just figured out here, a car facts.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, show me the car facts on this and I will.
[SPEAKER_07]: John Thun, who won't even hold a vote on the Save America Act, you think he's the guy to send a fucking letter to is going to get anything done to see if Mitch McConnell still alive.
[SPEAKER_07]: answers no.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, there's your first mistake, he says, I understand anyone's desire for privacy, or privacy as I like to call it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And so do I. I understand everybody's desire for that.
[SPEAKER_07]: But when you run for office and serve as one of the states, two US senators, you willingly abdicate much of your personal.
[SPEAKER_07]: Privacy, the letter, read, that's the deal, and we all know it when we run.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, he concluded his letter by saying, all of this speculation and even this letter could have been avoided with a minimal amount of transparency
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll just ask in that you be honest.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, neither one of their offices, Thun or McConnell, has responded immediately for comments and, you know, I don't think, and this is just based on how busy everybody's life is right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Fauci's coming up tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's a lot of things that are happening.
[SPEAKER_07]: Today is July 28th, I don't think he needs to answer this until August 4th.
[SPEAKER_07]: May the August 6th, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: How is he gonna answer to you think is he gonna be with a death notice?
[SPEAKER_07]: Death certificate, probably, yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep, yep, which happens, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, we're not guaranteed one more second on this earth and yeah, all right, we saw the picture.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe he had some type of setback.
[SPEAKER_07]: fucking OTAs are going on for the NFL right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know if he was training to get back to Senate with, you know, the Cincinnati Bengals, that's kind of the closest team to Kentucky there.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know if he was, you know, running deep routes with Joe Burrell.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was this, uh, fatty first Senate.
[SPEAKER_05]: So sort of a hint on whether or not he was doing that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, with the cast on his leg?
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that what you're talking about?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, is I going to slow them down a little.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not a cool guy, so.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, dude, injuries happen all the time, ACLs, MCLs, Achilles, whatever, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: And especially as you get older as an athlete, like Mitch McConnell is, yeah, dude, shit, like this is going to happen.
[SPEAKER_07]: We also don't know if this is an old, non-engineer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, we're just asking questions here.
[SPEAKER_07]: All we're doing is asking questions.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's it today because I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was fine with the picture.
[SPEAKER_07]: Apparently everybody else wants to freak the fuck out about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Not me, not today, not today, but yeah, this letter, which was dated yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Way to go, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Wait, fucking smoke screen for Fauci.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't like any of this.
[SPEAKER_07]: What part?
[SPEAKER_07]: All of it, all of it dude, across the board, the letter dated on Monday, nothing.
[SPEAKER_07]: This all feels like this is a fucking smokescreen for the Fauci thing on Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_07]: Isn't there something else coming up here?
[SPEAKER_07]: Summer solstice, there's not a thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Trump met with two Jews today.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did he?
[SPEAKER_07]: Two Jews, two Jews.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Zelensky and Netanyahu, I think.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, or maybe Netanyahu was yesterday.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't fucking know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Who cares?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't care about any of these.
[SPEAKER_07]: Who fucking cares?
[SPEAKER_07]: What I care about is that a fucking man is getting cues of being dead by another man.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I don't like that whatsoever, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: We were fine with this picture.
[SPEAKER_07]: We were all living our lives, going on about our days.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_07]: How many different fucking angles do we need of this?
[SPEAKER_07]: It's all great.
[SPEAKER_07]: All of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I mean, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, just leave it alone.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, none of this looks real to me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's, hey guys, let's all just take a fucking beat and check back after August 30.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay?
[SPEAKER_07]: Then we can have our answer by then.
[SPEAKER_07]: And while we're at it,
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, and I hate to, I hate to start off the show with death and destruction, but I believe another Senator.
[SPEAKER_07]: is lying in wake, is that what they caught?
[SPEAKER_07]: Inside the rotunda of the capital right now, Blue, can you go on YouTube and see if there's a lie feed?
[SPEAKER_07]: Usually people come in throughout the day and pay their respects.
[SPEAKER_07]: And this is Lindsey Graham, Superstraight Lindsey Graham.
[SPEAKER_07]: To also, for Bashir to do this on a day where the repubes of loss, another stalwart of the party seems crazy to me, just press play here on this.
[SPEAKER_10]: Darlene Graham, thank you Senator.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why can't you let Republicans grieve?
[SPEAKER_10]: And he first stormed into Washington with the Republican Revolution of 1994, becoming the first Republican to win his house district in 120 years.
[SPEAKER_10]: That was Lindsey.
[SPEAKER_10]: In 2002, he ran for the Senate in what should have been a loss and he swept to an easy victory.
[SPEAKER_10]: Lindsey quickly became a master at maneuvering in one of the world's great legislative bodies and secured record funding for our military as a budget committee chairman.
[SPEAKER_07]: Turn this down to the town here.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you look in the background, Luke, do you see this?
[SPEAKER_07]: There's a black hand that is on a water bottle back there.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't see it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Bottom right, quim.
[SPEAKER_07]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think that's black.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a black hand right there.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: That is an African-American hand holding a fucking... That doesn't bottle a water.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I think this is AI because that doesn't even look like a hand to me.
[SPEAKER_06]: That looks like a pig snout.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a fucking hand dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's not bottle of water.
[SPEAKER_06]: Zoom in.
[SPEAKER_06]: Does that look like a fucking hand?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: How many fingers are on a hand?
[SPEAKER_06]: More than that.
[SPEAKER_07]: You ever seen those fucking kids?
[SPEAKER_07]: from like the Ronald McDonald house and shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe that was Lindsey Graham, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe it didn't have kids of his own.
[SPEAKER_07]: So maybe they were invited.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that a foot?
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that a fucking black foot with a toe up?
[SPEAKER_07]: Zoom in.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe it's that, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that a fucking...
[SPEAKER_06]: It's something's going on.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think it might be that somebody's been injured by fireworks.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's, it looks like a JPP hand.
[SPEAKER_06]: They've got a meat claw now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow, I'll do the lobster hand to a meat claw.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's that back-to-all disorder.
[SPEAKER_06]: Give you the crab hand.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, Terrodactyl disorder.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that's what it's called.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's if you were born on the day that the original Jurassic Park came out.
[SPEAKER_07]: Every baby's born with those those weird tear ducts on hands What is going on there it is there's another black hands drink in the water Yeah, something black Black now it's a black person we've established it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a hand.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think it's black those are two black hands I think you want the chat right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think it's Puerto Rican It's a huge why I bring this up guys
[SPEAKER_06]: He wouldn't have liked this.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think they would let him.
[SPEAKER_06]: He wouldn't have liked that in South Carolina.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, he took over from the Dixie Crats, so he's not racist.
[SPEAKER_06]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I didn't know that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Which one's the racist?
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you not hear the part where he said he won that house for Republicans for the first time in 100 years?
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you know who created the KKK?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it was the Democrats.
[SPEAKER_07]: So they were holding on to that?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: No way down and Strom Thurman.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think at the time was still a senator from the state Yeah, you're that he died 97.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, he's done for a long I think he was like 104 or something crazy like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no, he died he died 2003 Jesus Christ Wow, Strom Thurman ran.
[SPEAKER_06]: I believe it was in 1948 on the segregationist ticket for president.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay And you know what could have been, you know exactly.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it's you imagine them
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, Dan, what's happening here with the little body?
[SPEAKER_07]: He was a slight man.
[SPEAKER_07]: It wasn't a big guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: So they start playing that Jewish music plant.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_06]: And they toss him up in the air about your times.
[SPEAKER_06]: OK.
[SPEAKER_06]: Come on, man, where are you?
[SPEAKER_07]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: So you can't sit up in a chair, obviously, because it's dead.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's real.
[SPEAKER_06]: A pack actually paid for it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think that's not as real.
[SPEAKER_07]: The soldiers are perfectly scored to this.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at this.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is why you pay for drinking a roast podcast, Patron.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at them fucking leaving to the song.
[SPEAKER_07]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: All of this is in lockstep.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Who is the fucking grim reaper right there?
[SPEAKER_07]: With a stick.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think he's the, is that the Holy Sepaglor, Sepaglor, whatever the hell.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, looks like a scepter.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I think, uh, that's just a grace call.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that's what happens.
[SPEAKER_06]: Happened.
[SPEAKER_06]: A pack funded all this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Obviously, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because it's like a gram.
[SPEAKER_06]: And, um, yeah, they're, they're gonna take him in the back and toss him up in the air, a bunch of times.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know who this asshole is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he's a nice guy, but he's not tossing anybody in the air.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's hear what he says.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is a pretty big downgrade.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, let's just saw it.
[SPEAKER_07]: We just saw Trump and then this guy pops out.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you were always welcome here.
[SPEAKER_07]: I did back it up a little bit.
[SPEAKER_01]: To get back that ass out.
[SPEAKER_07]: Back that ass out that ass out.
[SPEAKER_01]: You look good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Won't you back that ass out?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's all Instagram.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you play with it.
[SPEAKER_01]: The entire Graham family.
[SPEAKER_06]: to help all of you, he was actually a glimpse of Graham's favorite song.
[SPEAKER_06]: And what is that?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's a good idea.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're going to play it at the private way for the family.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it is life to this country and to his cherished South Carolina.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was, uh, I believe that was Lil Wayne's first verse on Radio 2 by the one who honored his first time ever spoken on a rap song that was played on the radio.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then abiding face that he now rests in the light.
[SPEAKER_07]: Drop it like a hat, drop, drop it like a hat.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's playing B baby, drop it like a hat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Remember did the end of it, dude?
[SPEAKER_01]: This day.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's his first time.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was the first time playing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's what Lindsey Graham was question.
[SPEAKER_07]: You imagine if Lil Wayne came out and gave this speech right now?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, during this.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, everybody, I got one request for you.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna play Lollipop on a good old church organ.
[SPEAKER_07]: He let me like a Lollipop.
[SPEAKER_05]: Jeep and Justin have a good one in the chat.
[SPEAKER_05]: What is that country grammar?
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's build like Graham.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it's good, dude And it's by the way, which I didn't know this because I'm not from South Carolina But all of his followers.
[SPEAKER_07]: I guess we're known as the Graham crackers and it was all the white people there All the Graham crackers are in the crowd right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you think low-wain is funded by Israel?
[SPEAKER_06]: Not sure, too hard to tell, man.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, he is kind of Republican.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, he is a big Republican.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: Trump pardoned him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Got him out of jail.
[SPEAKER_06]: Who paid him?
[SPEAKER_06]: Miriamy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, probably.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's the, this is, so Trump pardoned little Wayne, who gave Trump a hundred million dollars for his campaign.
[SPEAKER_06]: Miriam, Adelson.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_06]: Juice.
[SPEAKER_07]: Juice.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, that's not the time of the place for this.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, we're celebrating a hero.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, there he is.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's Trump and Lil Wayne right there, smile on the gather.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: And right, like if you zoom in really close on Lil Wayne's face, you'll see a star of David.
[SPEAKER_06]: You sure will.
[SPEAKER_06]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's hidden.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's hidden.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can't see it because it's blurry here.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's also 90 face tattoos on it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but one of them is a star of David.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, he was on a podcast yesterday talking about how aliens are real.
[SPEAKER_03]: Instead of a tiered drop tattoo, he has the star and David.
[SPEAKER_03]: The star of David.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you can see it right there on his left eye.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right, our stage left are right, obviously.
[SPEAKER_06]: But that's definitely a star of David.
[SPEAKER_06]: And make sure wonder, it makes you, I don't know what it makes you watch.
[SPEAKER_06]: Questions?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what questions it brings up, but it does.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you know much of the tickets were to get in today's thing?
[SPEAKER_06]: Not, it's free for Jews.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, for everybody else, was $7,000.
[SPEAKER_07]: For it's $7,000, it's a ticket to get into this thing tonight.
[SPEAKER_06]: Packed probably funded then too.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_07]: So what's this?
[SPEAKER_07]: Everybody's just kind of sitting behind little desk like their children?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so what they're going to do is there's the casket opens up a little bit and they each have to bounce a quarter off the stage right there and if it lands in the casket, they're good and everybody else has to drink if they miss, they got to take a shot.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Make sense?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, until somebody dies.
[SPEAKER_07]: Make sense.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then they start their funeral and it just goes on to the next guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Four more five more guys come up to the front, funeral, funeral, funeral, funeral,
[SPEAKER_07]: That's it right there, dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've heard it's an unbroken line ever since Jesus.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's been going on for 2,000 years.
[SPEAKER_06]: Shots of red wine.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it started that way, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Then it went to me now, it's hard alcohol.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sure, it's sure is, trumps getting into this, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at him swinging.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dude, how many $7,000 Chuck C. has in his pocket right now?
[SPEAKER_06]: Hundreds.
[SPEAKER_10]: As a brother, Senator O' Warriors and a patriot, he was doing every last.
[SPEAKER_10]: test every single test that you can go through and every trial.
[SPEAKER_10]: And now he wears the crown of life and heaven.
[SPEAKER_10]: We united with his parents and we united with his Lord.
[SPEAKER_10]: I end by saying something very, very special.
[SPEAKER_10]: Lindsay, we love you.
[SPEAKER_10]: God bless you.
[SPEAKER_10]: We will always be with you and you a very, very special.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you very much.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Wasp in here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, man.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know how to fuck that thing go.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I know how it's about to catch him fucking gunfire Keep your head down Luke, and you don't just stay where you are.
[SPEAKER_06]: I let me fucking worry about where You start moving you're gonna get fucked up.
[SPEAKER_06]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's the wasp
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that is a black lady.
[SPEAKER_06]: I should.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is a black lady.
[SPEAKER_07]: I fucking knew it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I should not have stopped on the word black right now I'm a state.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can find and spot a black anywhere dude even if it's a finger or a foot Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: We will get that fixed in the new studio that I can promise you of All right, but to recap here, okay, this letter insensitive Mitch is still alive
[SPEAKER_07]: Also, we're grieving fucking hard, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Real hard for Lindsey.
[SPEAKER_07]: Straight as an aerogram.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then we got Fauci tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is a real big distraction right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: This whole Mitch McConnell bullshitts.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know what I heard is that McConnell is actually going to be playing for the Tennessee Titans this year.
[SPEAKER_06]: So they're kind of like, they don't want his status to be known by anybody.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, right.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's obviously there's waivers.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Tennessee, yeah, you can sign with anybody once.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tennessee's made some, a lot of Aussies and moves.
[SPEAKER_06]: I will see if it's enough.
[SPEAKER_07]: None bigger than McConnell.
[SPEAKER_06]: None, but well, we haven't, that's not finished yet, but they've got Tony Pollard, Carnale Tate, Mondale Robinson, and Calvin Ridley over there.
[SPEAKER_06]: You had Mitch McConnell with that lineup.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck, dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't care about cam board's deficiencies.
[SPEAKER_06]: You had Mitch McConnell with that lineup.
[SPEAKER_07]: You got a fucking super bowl.
[SPEAKER_07]: You got a super bowl, dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't forget they have Will Levise and Hindenhucker on their bench.
[SPEAKER_06]: Dish into Mitchell, Trabiski.
[SPEAKER_07]: Beautiful dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you throw my condo on that on that list dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: You got a fucking soupy title, dude Super bold title.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that him in any Bashir right there?
[SPEAKER_07]: Sure is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah And look at him dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at Mitch trying to hold in
[SPEAKER_07]: his either excitement or a fucking steamy fart.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, one of the two don't know his this is Bob's theory from back of the day.
[SPEAKER_06]: He always said that these old are using every ounce of energy to hold in their shit and put forward explodes everywhere their their their leakers not posters and all like all of his brain cells are activated right now trying to keep the liquid and shit inside his body.
[SPEAKER_06]: He just doesn't wins the last time we have like verified public
[SPEAKER_06]: a comment from Mitch McConnell that makes sense.
[SPEAKER_06]: 40 days.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: Him talking in public and it's a string of words that makes sense together.
[SPEAKER_06]: 40 days.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's been longer than that.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, 40 days is when he went down.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, that's when he went down.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the last time we may have saw him, but what do you say that day?
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, beforehand.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know, but they do have footage of him being wheeled out on the stretcher.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, when's the last time?
[SPEAKER_07]: He made a coherent statement in public.
[SPEAKER_06]: Whew.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's going to be a tough one.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I've heard rumors that the last thing he said before going in the hospital was something along the lines of, I think, that cocaine might have been laced, but that's rumored.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right, fentanyl.
[SPEAKER_07]: fentanyl crisis is starting to affect everyone then.
[SPEAKER_07]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look, Trump got rid of cocaine, so we haven't had it in forever.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know?
[SPEAKER_06]: and uh... some people say we're better for it who knows i don't know you'd be the judge at home okay i'll tell you this uh... makes McConnell wasn't cocaine niche wasn't yet is cocaine if no longer alive if you if you listen a little way and i mean what he once said that uh... real g's move in silence like lasagna maybe that's what mentioned doing
[SPEAKER_07]: maybe he's moving in silence like lasagna and if he does pass I think the Trump should award him and I know they've already sold out but Trump can make it call the president of all of garden and give him one one last pass just kind of tuck it in his suit pocket inside of the casket what's that gonna do?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's all you can eat.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_06]: Dead people can't eat.
[SPEAKER_06]: We don't go.
[SPEAKER_06]: That doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a nice tribute for a nice man.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's a waste.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think if Mitch is a nice tribute for a nice man.
[SPEAKER_06]: He'd want that to go to somebody.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, we'll see if he put in his will.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, I'm not an executive on the goddamn thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know, I'd love to read it aloud though.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Now, this is a star studded event and Andy Bashir is trying to fuck him over today.
[SPEAKER_02]: He would have been so proud to do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: And there were Republicans were good here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who?
[SPEAKER_07]: Reviews?
[SPEAKER_07]: They've been longness of good hair, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Go back to fucking Mitt Romney.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was a good Romney out of fucking Romney.
[SPEAKER_05]: Who's that guy's name that I think he did on his wife when she had cancer?
[SPEAKER_05]: Edwards or something like that?
[SPEAKER_06]: I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh John Edwards?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: John Edwards was a Democrat.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: He ran with John Kerry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, politicians typically have great hair.
[SPEAKER_02]: You have to.
[SPEAKER_02]: You love rappers.
[SPEAKER_02]: He has great state.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's look that up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's go ahead and shift for a moment and let's find some good review of hair because I can't other than Romney on the top of my head.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't really think of any.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's a lot of bad hair cuts like, um, Reagan had good hair.
[SPEAKER_06]: Reagan was an actor though.
[SPEAKER_06]: Rand Paul's got that wavy stuff.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It doesn't look too bad on him.
[SPEAKER_06]: He pulls it off and you can't trust a man with wavy hair, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Everybody knows that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Especially as an adult.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like that's always weird to me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, as an adult to have wavy hair.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Romney's got good hair.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think Rubio's got decent hair But it kind of looks like it can't I mean he's finally found a haircut that works for him because before It's it's got some straightness to it and you have to cut a buffer below the bend right otherwise it gets it sticks out You know the size can't do that
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, certainly from what this is saying it's not a Republican men's hair that's all the craze right now It's Republican women's hair that the ladies are after really.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't care about women Bobert, you talking about Bobert?
[SPEAKER_05]: No in particular, they're pointing out like Tommy Lorraine, Riley Gaines I'm talking about the potential actual politics.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, actual politicians here Rick Perry's got a fucking great head of hair on him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, forgot about big dick Rick
[SPEAKER_07]: Shout out to him and his barber dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's thick, that's thick.
[SPEAKER_07]: My wife hates cutting my hair because it's too thick.
[SPEAKER_06]: She always just like burrow.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is dated.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is dated, but this is New York Barber ranks GOP candidates haircuts is from 2015.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Number 10 was Rand Paul.
[SPEAKER_06]: He looks absolutely ridiculous, blah, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: One out of 10.
[SPEAKER_06]: Scott Walker, remember hand to go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Scott 10.
[SPEAKER_06]: He kind of reminds me of P.E.
[SPEAKER_06]: Herman, three out of ten.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what this guy says.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Chris Christie, he's a fake Tony soprano.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's more like Bobby Buckley, Eric, because he's a fucking fat bastard.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know what's weird until you said that?
[SPEAKER_07]: All I thought of is huge lumpy fat body, and I didn't think of his hair.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can't even picture his hair, because I've only seen his huge fat body.
[SPEAKER_06]: He got a four out of ten, Jeff Bush, five out of ten.
[SPEAKER_06]: How could he be got a six out of ten?
[SPEAKER_07]: How could be a good head of hair?
[SPEAKER_06]: He said this is a pretty solid cut for a politician, nothing special with nothing horrible.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, Ben Carson, six out of ten.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, because he's black.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: John Casey got, I don't know this guy, but his hair is pretty all right, seven out of ten.
[SPEAKER_06]: John Casey ran for president one year.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he was the governor of Ohio for a while.
[SPEAKER_06]: Pull him up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: and just mention Nick Fried us in chat for you to say yeah I mean he was an assemblyman I'm talking about national policy yeah national policy state like people it yeah I mean John case it had great here when he was younger for sure oh yeah yeah the fucking salad what if I call it great yeah you're a dead cruise eight out of ten
[SPEAKER_06]: Looks good, well tapered, solid, scissor cut, blends down, well, very nice.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ted Cruz looks like he's wearing a helmet sometimes, but I guess for the shape of his head, this guy's a barber, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: So he's thinking of it from a tactical standpoint.
[SPEAKER_06]: Rubio got nine out of ten from this guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is back at 2015, by the way.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, interesting.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is better than everyone.
[SPEAKER_06]: It looks full, shaving is good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Probably one of the best old school fits him well.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's classic.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then Trump was number one, ten out of ten.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, look, it's horrible, but it's him.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that what he said?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: He said, it's his entity, where would he be without that awful hair?
[SPEAKER_06]: Is it even hair?
[SPEAKER_06]: I think it's a piece.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'd cut the sides, definitely back.
[SPEAKER_06]: He has wings, they look weird.
[SPEAKER_06]: He needs a good trim.
[SPEAKER_06]: Still, he gave him a 10 out of 10.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think it's a piece.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've seen him, you've seen him really well.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think it's a piece.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's like cotton candy.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's kind of swirly like cotton candy.
[SPEAKER_06]: that Jezebel, which is a communist organization, did one that estimated the cost of people's haircuts, which is interesting.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, how much they cost?
[SPEAKER_06]: Lindsey Graham's, I see a mom and pop haircut.
[SPEAKER_06]: Estimated value, $12.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he goes to fucking sport clips.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, went.
[SPEAKER_06]: Chris Christie, guys, went.
[SPEAKER_06]: The body's still there.
[SPEAKER_06]: The cut left is hair poofy and curly.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yada Yada, he looks like Bozo $30.
[SPEAKER_06]: Jeb Bush doesn't look that bad.
[SPEAKER_06]: He has the partner right place in context of the wave.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, 125 bucks.
[SPEAKER_06]: Marco Rubio, the classic 70s, co-movers, $10.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: So Jezebel does not agree with Thrillist, Rick Santorum.
[SPEAKER_06]: I forgot about him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, he's the one that hates gay people.
[SPEAKER_06]: Small dick.
[SPEAKER_06]: He does not like them.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, decent, especially in comparison to how horrible most of the candidates are, 50 bucks.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, Scott Walker, 20 bucks, bald spot.
[SPEAKER_06]: He does have kind of
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, Rand Paul estimated value a hundred bucks.
[SPEAKER_06]: Nothing presidential about it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's too curly.
[SPEAKER_06]: No curly hair bands have ever been present.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's very true except for Obama and he can well He shaved his down.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's not like he went with an Afro.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah By the way, he should have in a second term.
[SPEAKER_06]: Bobby Gendell Remember him?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah governor of all Louisiana.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's way.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a deep cut right here.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, they got Trump on here, the most famous comb over in the world, it's so famous and so distracting that all the people see now is, well, I don't know what this says estimated value.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, he pays a fortune.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ted Cruz a dollars for his haircut.
[SPEAKER_06]: Easily.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think I think Ted Cruz.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think Bobby General's got a pretty good salad though, put him up there.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know if people remember him.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's been out of politics for some time.
[SPEAKER_06]: I actually, I don't know what he's doing now.
[SPEAKER_07]: But fucking in the rain, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's probably a lobbyist somewhere.
[SPEAKER_07]: Where's Steve from?
[SPEAKER_07]: Where do you think his family's from?
[SPEAKER_07]: His name's Gendell.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I just wanted to hear the music.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's the I knew where he was from, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, people have great hair, generally.
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I knew the worst hair on any politician, I think I've ever seen is, uh, is trade goutty.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's on Fox 3.
[SPEAKER_06]: Get out.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's on Fox 3.
[SPEAKER_06]: Get out.
[SPEAKER_07]: Get out.
[SPEAKER_06]: Get out.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then like just look it back if you want to.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't really remember what's this.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't really remember what Tray Gowdy's politics are.
[SPEAKER_06]: If I like him or not, I don't really pay anything.
[SPEAKER_07]: He was one of those guys who would kind of sit in these committees and shred people.
[SPEAKER_07]: He was very good at that.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then he took a gig at Fox for a while.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then I think he's over at CNN.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, he's a fox though.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he's still a fox?
[SPEAKER_03]: OK.
[SPEAKER_03]: He looked like he'd be in like an early 2000s rock band.
[SPEAKER_07]: He looks like he'd be in mortician.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, I think Ted Cruz looks like a Game Ortizian.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've always said that.
[SPEAKER_06]: But this one's the worst one by far.
[SPEAKER_07]: What the fuck is this, bro?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's like my grandma's haircut.
[SPEAKER_03]: She here.
[SPEAKER_07]: Bring her in, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm preparing her.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's ask her how much her hair could cost.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, see if she wants to get a job of Fox News.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll put her up there with Tray Gatties.
[SPEAKER_06]: See what happens.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you think your grandma would take a job of Fox News?
[SPEAKER_03]: My grandma is not nearly confrontation enough to take a job of fox names, I think.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: She white.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, and she's black, what do you mean?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, hey, look.
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't know, Luke.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, you were a dummy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe you were adopted.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wouldn't life be a lot more interesting if mixed races didn't blend the colors together, but had stripes.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, fucking cool, that would be dope.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, you just get every time another race gets added or it's a combination of whatever.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're like 80% this, 20% this, and I'm 20% this, 60% this, and 20% this, and it gets mixed together and it's like big stripes, small stripes, big stripes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, I know my whole family's history now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thanks a lot, God.
[SPEAKER_07]: And my problem is your dick would be like 18 different colors.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck yeah, dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know about this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's the good thing about it though, every black piece, big a shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's nature.
[SPEAKER_07]: That is nature.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_07]: And the stripes do make you look thinner.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, Comic Four News says, oh, that's what the B and Blook stands for.
[SPEAKER_06]: Black, black, Luke.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_07]: Black, Luke.
[SPEAKER_07]: What if you were the one white kid who was adopted by a black family?
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you know what we never see that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Ever?
[SPEAKER_05]: Can we just go over it?
[SPEAKER_07]: Have you ever seen a white kid adopted by a black family?
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, not once.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not once.
[SPEAKER_07]: In my life, I've never seen it.
[SPEAKER_07]: never seen it at a relative is trying to blind side this kid is like a track star which I get, you know, I don't think track stars going to make it up money to be worth it.
[SPEAKER_07]: You don't know if you're up for the Olympics.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, you got it costs a quarter billion dollars a raise a kid now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you hear that kid sign for out of a he signed a tenancy volunteer six million dollars and he's he's a junior going in his senior year football doesn't start for another month and a half.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, not Steve.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's running back a fucking running back to it's six million dollars.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's a running back.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's that he's not fucking running a quarter mile.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey dude, you go to the Olympics now, you can get some money from that for sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: Not enough to justify not just the quarter million dollars.
[SPEAKER_06]: It takes a raise a child, but all the time now and to have, you know, one of them in your house.
[SPEAKER_06]: how many oh sorry we're flipping it yeah yeah well it depends on how many bikes you've got I guess but um yeah I still think that's worth it you got to pick somebody that's a hot like why are we blind sighting Asian kids and then uh I mean I guess technically I am but why are we blind sighting Asian kids and then give them seed money for a tech company that that's way better than I know fucking football player maybe that's what Trump's doing this fucking 600 thousand
[SPEAKER_07]: uh... but yeah and he's uh... weird choice with these guys close in real life yeah there's just on the show all the time wavering loyalty
[SPEAKER_02]: meant the world to him.
[SPEAKER_02]: Even before his last primary when you came on my show the night before that primary and you advocated for him better.
[SPEAKER_02]: You think they're going to do a double tap strike in itself.
[SPEAKER_02]: It touched the right one.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they just really hold on to us if they if they wheel out a TV and it's just an air strike on fucking gossip.
[SPEAKER_06]: One more for Lindsay do.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, like, oh, it was a target.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck a man.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's for Lindsay, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a fucking two-bomb salute.
[SPEAKER_07]: We sent one, no, I ran one to Gaza.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's for you, brother.
[SPEAKER_07]: Rest in peace.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then the chip and Dale Dancer comes out.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, they'll come out around the casket right there.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think both of the chip and Dale Dancer's are dead.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: Both chip and Dale?
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: Farley and Patrick's Waysie.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I think you meant the actual chip marks now.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they're both dead.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're both dead.
[SPEAKER_07]: One was drugs, the other one was cancer.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Another one was cancer.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I know, I know.
[SPEAKER_07]: Swazie, though, was this close to dying and a plane crash.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's when we used to be a proper country.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you mean the one that crashed in the Pennsylvania that didn't make it to the White House?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, you thought it was on the 911 one?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I think you died before that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Flight 93.
[SPEAKER_07]: Could you imagine?
[SPEAKER_07]: Swazzy on the planet.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can't.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you would've, if Swazzy would've gone out like that, you can't, you know, I don't think anybody, even in Islamists who's decided they're gonna die that day would have the balls to go after Swazzy and those jeans.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: As tight as they are.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, that's, that's Pack Roadhouse.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's Pack tighter than any fuckin' bomb you're wearing, buddy.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now look at Patrick Swazzy playing crash in the woods.
[SPEAKER_07]: If they have it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Patrick Swaysian crash landing.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, I wonder if it tells the real story, yeah, I'd be great if it does.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, yeah, so this is the one without injury, everything was okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: He was forced to make a landing, all that other shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, here's the real story about this.
[SPEAKER_07]: You got fucking used to get rocked, like wasted all the time, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: And he would smoke like 10 packs of cigarettes a day.
[SPEAKER_07]: He smoked a lot of cigarettes.
[SPEAKER_07]: A lot.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that's what caused the cancer.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know what I read today?
[SPEAKER_06]: Was that that, um,
[SPEAKER_06]: Winston Churchill drank 20,000 bottles of champagne in his life.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a great life.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's a lot of champagne.
[SPEAKER_07]: Fucking awesome, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: He lived forever, too.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe that's the key.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it's Swazzy.
[SPEAKER_07]: He lived a smoke himself out of that cabin.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was too smokey in the plane.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dead series.
[SPEAKER_07]: He was smoking inside the fucking plane.
[SPEAKER_07]: He owned it.
[SPEAKER_07]: So you can do it every one.
[SPEAKER_06]: What's he flying also or fine.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we mean you can't just jump out of your own plane.
[SPEAKER_07]: You didn't jump out.
[SPEAKER_07]: What happened?
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, so he got a smoke and cigarettes in there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, there's a there's various accounts of whether or not like he dropped one and then it lit and it was like, oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, or it was just too smokey because he couldn't put the fucking windows down.
[SPEAKER_07]: And, uh, I added.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, and that was, again, as one of these to be a proper country, they came and picked them up, and they were like, oh shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that Patrick Swazie?
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, fuck, we're not going to tell the real story.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, dude, Swazie was at the height of his power.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's back then.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he was just going around getting trashed flying around and he was playing and smoking hitters.
[SPEAKER_07]: And uh, that was his diet, because you wanted to stay shredded.
[SPEAKER_07]: So like, yeah, he was boozing.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then just fucking rip and darts all day long, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, he died of cancer and the end and fuck man, I was at the 90s when he died in the 90s
[SPEAKER_06]: He's moving around on the top.
[SPEAKER_06]: Swazzy died like in 2017 or something.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, something like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was within the last 10 years, pretty sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was 2009.
[SPEAKER_06]: OK.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I thought it was more recent, but yeah, it wasn't.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, the pictures of him at the end of the aisle.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't see it because of the cancer.
[SPEAKER_07]: But like, dear, he was just rip in fucking heat or stood out.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_07]: You don't have to show it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Here's the weird thing about Swaysie though.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's on TV so much.
[SPEAKER_07]: that I don't even remember, like the date of his death and shit like that, like when you see somebody that much on television you're like, all right, cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was watching, fuck, yesterday, or Sunday.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sunday afternoon, point break was on.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it's fucking TBS, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: And there's nothing on sports or fucking dead.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're all kind of waiting for football to start.
[SPEAKER_07]: And me personally, I was waiting for golf to start.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I wanted to see that kid to see if he could win.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I was like, shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think another hour dude, what's on?
[SPEAKER_07]: Point break.
[SPEAKER_07]: Point break was on with commercials on TBS and I still watch that motherfucker.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think I've ever seen it without commercials actually.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think I've only watched it on I saw the people television.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's on a theater.
[SPEAKER_03]: by first experience with Point Break wasn't even the movie, but it was a play where they, it was here in town.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they didn't have a main actor, and instead of having a main actor, they chose someone from the crowd.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then they cared, Roman to, yes, and they had cue cards, so that the guy could play the main character.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they gave him a lot suit to put on for the whole thing, but he was too fat to fit into the white suit.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was just, he was shirtless, he had a giant eagle tattoo on his chest, it was awesome.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was awesome.
[SPEAKER_07]: This sounds like the greatest story of all time.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's hilarious.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've got a, let me pet you a movie.
[SPEAKER_06]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ready?
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a point break, but they do the race swap.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Everybody dies in the first scene because nobody can swim.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh shit dude, you mean they get, they go out to the water.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's all the way.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's been everybody drowns.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's all dudes from Baltimore.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a short film as well.
[SPEAKER_06]: That is, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's, the whole cast of the wire just mapped on to Point Break and everybody's dead in the first 15 minutes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_07]: And by the way, you know what I remember going back to this?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, exactly right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: So the shark was just started.
[SPEAKER_06]: Be careful.
[SPEAKER_07]: The thing that I got, like I forgot about this is I am an FBI agent.
[SPEAKER_07]: You forget how shitty counterplaces is as an actor.
[SPEAKER_07]: You watched that movie, dude, every line is so stupid.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you didn't have Swazie, who was actually great at that, that story would have been unbelievable.
[SPEAKER_07]: It would have been unbelievable.
[SPEAKER_07]: But instead, you went along for the fucking journey.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you got an issue with John in the Monarch too?
[SPEAKER_07]: Me?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't want to hear it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Man, I know this is sacrilege to say.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've, this is my wife, love some, everybody's wife, love them.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I've never been a big keen-out fan to, never.
[SPEAKER_07]: What do you think is this best movie?
[SPEAKER_07]: Matrix?
[SPEAKER_07]: Which one?
[SPEAKER_07]: The first one.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's only because they didn't have to talk a lot.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, terrible.
[SPEAKER_06]: He does clueless pretty well.
[SPEAKER_06]: Bill and Ted.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think he was great Bill and Ted, but that's, oh, he was just playing himself.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I think, too.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, he was good in John Wick.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I'm Wick, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: My opinion on him is that he's not a great actor, but he's good at picking roles, so he always plays to his strengths.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, yes, I agree.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's a good agent, by the way.
[SPEAKER_06]: I actually think his best movie of street kings.
[SPEAKER_07]: Street kings?
[SPEAKER_07]: Everything.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because it was monologue.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I'm just pulled up and play it and if you want it's on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's force, Whitaker and shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Counter-Reaves, Healory, Chris Evans, subject the entertainer, Jay Moore, Terry Cruz, Naomi Harris, common, the game, John Corbett.
[SPEAKER_07]: So what scene in Street Kings, a more analysis we go for here, he knows which one it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, Luke doesn't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, Luke, no, it's the one, it's, it's, uh, just put in Keanu Reeves racist rant.
[SPEAKER_07]: because that's pretty much what it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: But he's been seeing this.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's like a pipehead or cop.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's kind of, he's like semi-dirty.
[SPEAKER_06]: The part that he likes about it is just that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Who is shaking his head?
[SPEAKER_07]: You know this scene.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've been seeing this movie.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: He, the part that Kiano likes about it isn't the dirty party.
[SPEAKER_06]: He just likes fucking people up.
[SPEAKER_06]: You want to go in?
[SPEAKER_06]: But common is really good.
[SPEAKER_06]: And Chris Evans is really good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Forrest Wager is really good.
[SPEAKER_06]: He lowers really good.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think this is, uh, personally, this might sound weird, but I think this is counter-reads best movie.
[SPEAKER_06]: This isn't how that gets, uh, personally.
[UNKNOWN]: You're done.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you chew all of that?
[SPEAKER_04]: What?
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you chew all of that?
[SPEAKER_04]: What's up?
[SPEAKER_04]: So what the fuck's up?
[SPEAKER_04]: We know what it means.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, you want a smoke?
[SPEAKER_04]: With the paper it's with this and so clearly.
[SPEAKER_04]: A couple of hexes of you fucking like beasts.
[SPEAKER_04]: Boys like pussy, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, we look like fucking twickers here.
[SPEAKER_09]: So you got the shit or not?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: You?
[SPEAKER_07]: Fuck is this, we said a machine gun.
[SPEAKER_07]: It is a machine.
[SPEAKER_09]: The kind you can carry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Could get none of those.
[SPEAKER_04]: This baby's got character.
[SPEAKER_04]: Three and more of an inch.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe mowed down one of your grandpa's songs when there's charge in the wired-in-chon.
[SPEAKER_04]: Shit, it's fucking stuck.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fuck it, take the ride to the large fin's clean.
[SPEAKER_09]: Naga, I drive $100,000 a car.
[SPEAKER_09]: We want your Faggedy ass ride.
[SPEAKER_09]: We'll jack it from you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cool, not on the side right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can each of you watch Japanese?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's insulting to Koreans.
[SPEAKER_04]: How am I supposed to tell if you can't?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you got nice like apostrophes.
[SPEAKER_04]: You dress like talk black and drive juice.
[SPEAKER_04]: So how am I supposed to know what kind of zipper had dog munching?
[SPEAKER_04]: Think you are of you, don't you?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you know what the fuck we are?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: A couple of pancakes by the machine gun, I don't know what you're talking about.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know what you're talking about.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And that's pretty much that I've got it now, but yeah, but I mean, look, if you're gonna have dialogue like that, yeah, man, that's it's just Lifeless is possible.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's his best in my opinion his second best and the reason and I'll explain why Devil's apricot is a great movie Devil's apricot, but that's an alpatino movie.
[SPEAKER_06]: Keanu Reeves just happens to be on it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it was patino after he started screaming So after a set of a woman that was
[SPEAKER_07]: when he was only just yying at P.O.
[SPEAKER_06]: Charlize Throne, naked the whole time, Connie Nielsen, naked the whole time.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's great movie.
[SPEAKER_06]: Man, just because of those two things.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's why I needed it right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: It actually is a really good movie.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's kind of, it's a little catchy, I guess, but in some ways, but Albert King was really good as the devil.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I remember seeing him.
[SPEAKER_06]: But this is the reason I say his best movie.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm trying to know what one were he's the fucking star.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think he's the star of devil's apnea.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think he's,
[SPEAKER_06]: a B player.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, just to be clear.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, now go back to Lindsey Graham's funeral who's speaking now here real quick.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that the sister?
[SPEAKER_00]: Where's it go?
[SPEAKER_00]: That I really processed what it meant.
[SPEAKER_00]: My mother said Lindsey would come home to visit every weekend from the University of South Carolina in Columbia, while she was living with their aunt and uncle in Senika.
[SPEAKER_00]: That is over a two-hour trip.
[SPEAKER_07]: She was sitting next to J.D.
[SPEAKER_00]: Vance down there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Every week.
[SPEAKER_06]: Go back and pause it too.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, because you got Trump, you got J.D.
[SPEAKER_07]: Vance.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm always curious how that lineup goes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like who gets to sit third in that?
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because you know, damn well.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let our trip.
[SPEAKER_07]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Who's that guy?
[SPEAKER_07]: Zoom in on his face.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's special.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, Scott, that's.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then Eric is next to an Eric.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, keep going.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is the white was malongue there?
[SPEAKER_07]: There's, there's literally more.
[SPEAKER_07]: keep going to cut off there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, she was like, I'm not going to this bullshit.
[SPEAKER_07]: I see Marco Rubio right there in the Rubio right behind them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, uh, Jared Kushner maybe.
[SPEAKER_07]: Where?
[SPEAKER_03]: Right behind him?
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, zoom in.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, zoom in, can you zoom in?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure it comes out.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no, that doesn't look like him.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I don't know who that is, but next to him is that is the, what's his name, Bergram or not Bergram?
[SPEAKER_06]: What the fuck's his name?
[SPEAKER_06]: Doug Bergram.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, is that a cap in our right there?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at that dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've never seen him without a robot.
[SPEAKER_07]: Fuck, zoom in.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow, it's a real who's who, you know?
[SPEAKER_07]: Who would you rather be, Taylor Swift Sweating or Lindsey Graham's funeral, you'll be the judge of that, okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: Is what do you do after this?
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that Nenya here right there?
[SPEAKER_07]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is it really?
[SPEAKER_07]: It could be.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, it could be.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, it could be.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's why are they just in town?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they're in town as he Trump are he is.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think she's involved, but that's why it would be, again, it would be hell, fucking hilarious.
[SPEAKER_06]: If they just did an air strike right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a Pete.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pete Heggs it, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right there.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's not blonde back there.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know who that is.
[SPEAKER_07]: What is it, is it family on the other side?
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that how that works?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've never been to a state funeral before.
[SPEAKER_07]: Damn it, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: I got FOMO right now, is that weird?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm surprised he'll let somebody in with a mask at all.
[SPEAKER_06]: I feel like a FOMO sexual.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's a lot of fucking security at this place.
[SPEAKER_06]: You would imagine there's two heads of state.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe more actually.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know who else is a landscape might be there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you think there's snipers in the balcony in there?
[SPEAKER_06]: I doubt that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: There would be rifles up there for sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ask to me, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know though, trying to see.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, one last bomb for Lindsey would be great.
[SPEAKER_07]: And Andy Beshear do just try to fuck this all up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Make it all about him and Mitch McConnell.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mitch McConnell's the alive one, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: We're celebrating a man who lived, he fought and died for this country, literally.
[SPEAKER_07]: Lindsey Graham, so fuck me dude, fuck me, one thing that won't shit, we got the the Fauzi thing tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, let me go through some of that.
[SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, what's going to happen with this whole fucking thing tomorrow?
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure we'll be discussing it on tomorrow's show.
[SPEAKER_07]: But what are the rules of this?
[SPEAKER_06]: The rules are he's been subpoenaed by the Senate and Homeland Security and governmental affairs committee.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now he received and accepted
[SPEAKER_06]: a presidential pardon for any federal crime that he's ever committed.
[SPEAKER_06]: Up until the part date of the pardon, it doesn't go into the future, by the way.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Which means a couple things will get to it.
[SPEAKER_06]: So the preemptive pardon issued, only covers federal fences that may have occurred prior to the grant.
[SPEAKER_06]: which means he cannot invoke the Fifth Amendment against those questions.
[SPEAKER_06]: The Fifth Amendment protects you specifically from self-incrimination.
[SPEAKER_06]: If the potential for self-incrimination is not there, then you cannot plead the Fifth, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: That would be content.
[SPEAKER_06]: If lawmakers establish that, Fauci intentionally lied, deflected, or obfuscated under oath,
[SPEAKER_06]: He can be prosecuted for perjury under 18 USC, 16, 21 or making false statements.
[SPEAKER_06]: The Congress 18 USC, 1,000, 1, that would be a new crime, so it would not be covered by anything.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure that's what people on the committee are going to try to get him to do.
[SPEAKER_06]: That would be referred to the DOJ for criminal prosecution.
[SPEAKER_06]: Contemptive Congress would be any refusal to answer a question or rely on an invalid invocation of the Fifth Amendment.
[SPEAKER_06]: If he tries to plead the Fifth during these proceedings, he will be referred for contempt of Congress.
[SPEAKER_06]: And what happens then?
[SPEAKER_06]: What's his name?
[SPEAKER_06]: Is it a fine, partly, James Comer warned him today that that's what's going to happen.
[SPEAKER_06]: Should he choose to do that?
[SPEAKER_06]: So the process this first, the committee votes to refer him for prosecution, the committee is eight Republicans and seven Democrats, so they'll win that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Then they go to the full chamber of the Senate for a vote, TBD.
[SPEAKER_06]: if Collins, Mercalski, McConnell, anybody will prosecute him.
[SPEAKER_06]: McConnell is alive and healing, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: He would have to protest.
[SPEAKER_06]: So his vote doesn't really matter, necessarily.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because it could go even 49, 49, and JDVans could cast the tie vote.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Then after that it gets sent to the DOJ where they are technically required to a journey grand jury, but the DOJ doesn't need an affirmative affirmative grant from that grand jury to prosecute criminally.
[SPEAKER_06]: They have complete discretion on whether or not to prosecute that case.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's just like a formality, basically.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then he goes there to the department of justice and gets a formal indictment and he gets put on trial.
[SPEAKER_06]: The penalties for perjury, it's five years per incident and a hefty fine for contempt of Congress.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's somewhere between a month and a year in federal prison, it's a misdemeanor.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it's up to a year of federal prison per event.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Which means every time he invokes the fifth or tries to
[SPEAKER_06]: another year in prison, another year in prison, technically we'll see.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, that's the, that's the leverage they have right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: So that's what they need to press.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, and Rand Paul's the ranking member, Ron Johnson's another member, Rick Scott, Josh Hawley, Johnny Ernst, they're all pretty good at,
[SPEAKER_06]: interrogating.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's say.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it should get spicy tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_06]: Slot.
[SPEAKER_06]: I look.
[SPEAKER_06]: Slotken and Gaego on the left are on this committee.
[SPEAKER_06]: The interesting thing is so is John Federman.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's a wildcard.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's kind of a wildcard there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Roman Gaego just got caught fucking half the people in DC.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's a scumbag, but I think people already knew that because he was good friends with
[SPEAKER_06]: Sladkin is a former CIA operator or intelligence analyst or something.
[SPEAKER_06]: She's still in this CIA.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so what I've found interesting and like, you know, I like the pop culture aspect of this ship because you can kind of tell where the public is leaning on this.
[SPEAKER_07]: When the left media starts going after Fauci,
[SPEAKER_07]: You know that it's going to be bad, like the Atlantic.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is the, the unmaking of Anthony Fauci.
[SPEAKER_07]: He built an empire.
[SPEAKER_07]: It did not last.
[SPEAKER_07]: And, ironically, the author's name is Catherine Wu.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm not kidding.
[SPEAKER_07]: WU on that, just like Wu Han.
[SPEAKER_07]: And when the left turns on you, I think everybody has now had enough time to reflect on the bullshit that was,
[SPEAKER_07]: the COVID pandemic, and I think both sides for the most part, except for your very, very fringe left, who are still wearing mask.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like whoever that fuck is at the funeral right there, I think everybody looks back on that time period and says,
[SPEAKER_07]: What a fucking colossal waste of time and what if we had done all of this differently and what would have happened to our country and everything else And the kids that are out of schools and all this other shit like I don't know if your wife has talked to you about it, but like For us and other children like in that age group who were young and I would say like let's go k through five
[SPEAKER_07]: You don't really understand what was happening at that time.
[SPEAKER_07]: You just know you had to wear a mask and that there was this bad disease out there or whatever.
[SPEAKER_07]: If fucked a lot of kids up and their social skills are fucked up.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I don't know how you get any of that back.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it all seems like it came down to it's a one guy who is telling
[SPEAKER_07]: everybody to their face to trust the science, and then if you take this vaccination, you will not get COVID.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, his diaries have already leaked.
[SPEAKER_07]: Rand Paul leaked all of it on purpose before any of this came out.
[SPEAKER_07]: And as we read yesterday, and there's more excerpts that are out today, that he knew it wasn't working.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, what do you do here and it's like, you know that question is going to come up tomorrow?
[SPEAKER_07]: Why did you tell everybody that you take this vaccination that you couldn't get COVID and people were getting COVID?
[SPEAKER_07]: What did you do?
[SPEAKER_07]: The gain of research thing over in Wuhan is going to be most interesting.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you're going to pin somebody to something legally and potentially throw them in jail, it would be over that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, I don't know what they have on him behind the scenes on that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know about that to be honest.
[SPEAKER_06]: I really don't.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's going to be the question, I guess, is the timeline, what date did he say that in his diary, and then what were his public statements afterwards?
[SPEAKER_06]: Right?
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that's going to be an interesting
[SPEAKER_06]: It's like you said in your diary on this date that you saw signs that it wasn't working.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then on the same day, you went out into the public and said it was working.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why?
[SPEAKER_06]: That would be a good question, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, why?
[SPEAKER_06]: Why do that?
[SPEAKER_06]: Why?
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, hopefully people that know more than us about this are gonna find ways to ask him questions that lead to a criminal admission, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what people want.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think, you know,
[SPEAKER_06]: it might be the case and sometimes it is that we get stuck with just getting the truth or some version of it out of this and no criminal prosecution.
[SPEAKER_06]: People are going to be fucking mad if that's the case.
[SPEAKER_06]: people are going to be angry if something is it done to Anthony Fauci and he'd like partially deserves it, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I say partially because part of this is just standard bureaucratic bullshit, pretending you know stuff you don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Most of us had done it in a job before, frankly, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's kind of the Peter principle.
[SPEAKER_06]: You rise to the level of your own incompetence.
[SPEAKER_06]: He did so while telling people things that affected whether they lived or died though, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: So he's a medical doctor, that stuff, the research on bagels that was illegal, that was made illegal, the gain of function that was illegal while he was conducting it.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is the question now that I would ask that should lead to some kind of criminal charge if not for him for somebody else.
[SPEAKER_06]: We made gain of function illegal and you continue doing it.
[SPEAKER_06]: We have the proof.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's the proof.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why did you do it?
[SPEAKER_06]: Who ordered you to keep doing this?
[SPEAKER_06]: right because he can't lie if he says I plead the fifth or I don't remember about that then he's committing a crime right new crime that can be prosecuted right so that's that's the fucking game is to to sort back through all the uh the comments and and discover uh what you can ask him that leads back maybe he's not the one that gets prosecuted maybe it's somebody else right maybe i i it's funny though because again is i'm going through these other stories
[SPEAKER_07]: One paragraph to you, because I don't know any sciences who actually believe this, but this is word for word, what it says.
[SPEAKER_07]: Many sciences believe the evidence suggest that the virus emerged naturally from infected bats before it circulated to other species, spread to humans who were then handling those animals at a market in Wuhan, where the first human case is appeared in late 2019.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then they said,
[SPEAKER_07]: the FBI has assessed the coronavirus most likely emerge from a lab incident and Wuhan.
[SPEAKER_07]: So the CIA, in January of 2025, also issued an assessments that favored the lab leak, high-pothesis.
[SPEAKER_07]: So what do you do there?
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it's, how's he gonna be able to prove that?
[SPEAKER_07]: Be able to prove what exactly?
[SPEAKER_07]: The bats versus the lab theory, all that other shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, can he hide behind that?
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that what they're setting this up for because I'm always trying to read between the lines here with how to get out of this shit like is he going to say well, this is what we thought and everything else and blah, blah, blah, I mean because that would get them out of it technically I guess it depends on if there's evidence to the contrary right is there evidence that he knew about this or that like he and he and other people were talking about hiding certain evidence we have those emails now
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, and also, and it says here in, in a diary, that was, I guess thousands of pages were just released by Rand Paul, you can start to go through those now in Twitter.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're on Twitter right now, said in January 2020, he wrote in his diary, we know the market was not the source.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was the amplifier.
[SPEAKER_07]: Somewhere the virus jumped from animals to humans.
[SPEAKER_07]: About a week later, he referenced a conference call in which several top infectious disease experts thought the coronavirus might have originated in nature.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here's some, I'm looking at some of my notes from before.
[SPEAKER_06]: So here's some stuff on in May of 2021.
[SPEAKER_06]: Rand Paul asked Fauci if we were funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan.
[SPEAKER_06]: And Fauci testified the NIH has not ever and does not now fund gain-of-function research in the Wuhan Institute of Arology.
[SPEAKER_06]: We know that to be untrue.
[SPEAKER_06]: But we don't have to provide receipts for that or bank state, no means that we're it's we already have the evidence that it was being funded right the admissions the evidence all that stuff so that's a crime that's that 18 USC 1000 and one it's perjury or perjury you could say it's perjury as well.
[SPEAKER_06]: either false statement of Congress or perjury to five year perjury is what everybody's saying in most of these articles.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a five year prison sentence technically, but he technically has a blanket pardon from Biden on this.
[SPEAKER_06]: He cannot be charged with federal perjury because he's received a pardon and accepted it, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: But if he lies again, if he doesn't admit to what happened there, fully in detail, then he could be charged with perjury, or providing false statement of Congress.
[SPEAKER_06]: is like people want them charged for with crimes against humanity, that's not going to happen.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's not going to happen.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's not going to happen.
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, with you.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, can I raise you the most interesting diary passage, if you will, from this.
[SPEAKER_07]: The situation with my national and international fame is explosive and really unimaginable.
[SPEAKER_07]: It is not hyperbole to say that today, I am the most famous and talked about person in the country and one of the most recognizable people in the world.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's something Ricky Henderson would say, not a fucking doctor who's trying to give vaccinations to save.
[SPEAKER_07]: the nation.
[SPEAKER_07]: So we wrote that in May 21st of 2020.
[SPEAKER_07]: He says, Potis seems to be enamored of me, even though I am taking the spotlight away from him.
[SPEAKER_07]: So that's Trump then.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: And he says, we are developing a very unique and interesting relationship.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why would you write all of this down?
[SPEAKER_07]: Why would a grown man have a diary?
[SPEAKER_07]: He's what 83, so if you're going back five years, he's 78, why would you be keeping a diary at 78 years old?
[SPEAKER_07]: That is homosexual behavior in my opinion.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what else to say.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, yeah, I just never, I know I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I've never heard of a grown man having a diary.
[SPEAKER_07]: But yeah dude, it's uh... Do you have a diary?
[SPEAKER_07]: I do love this because Trump a little known fact about Trump as he swears all the fucking time.
[SPEAKER_07]: Which is what we love about him to be honest with you.
[SPEAKER_03]: A little known?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think you understand like he says fuck every other word.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you know that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, well, okay, yeah, maybe not.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so one of the quotes here in the diary, ahead of May 2020 event to announce the Operation Warp Speed Vaccine Initiative, Fauci wrote that Mr. Trump pulled a messide and said, Tony, you were losing me trillions of fucking dollars.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm laughing and laughing, why I love it is at the heart of all of this.
[SPEAKER_07]: All Trump really cares about us fucking money and being famous, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: At the end of the day, he loves the country and all that shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like I fully believe that.
[SPEAKER_07]: You don't take this job, which sucks, and it does suck.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's face it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Being present in United States isn't fucking cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't even know
[SPEAKER_07]: Would you, let's take the Obama's, all right?
[SPEAKER_07]: They got 66 million total for both of their books.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, you only make 250 as president of United States.
[SPEAKER_07]: Obviously you got stocks and all the other bullshit if you want it, but would you take that job for eight years for $66 million?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, you would.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would take any job for eight years for that money.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right, I don't know, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: Have you heard of a positive story of a president after office?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I mean, you know, I think.
[SPEAKER_07]: I guess it's because I got friends in the secret service who have to guard presidents after they leave.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, Bush seems to be having a great time.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but he's painting himself in a bathtub, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, if he was at ball games and rip and shit up, like, I could kind of understand it.
[SPEAKER_07]: It seems like Obama is maybe having too much fun because his wife fucking hates him now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I mean, he doesn't have to pretend to be straight anymore.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's out there bang a dude, it's probably.
[SPEAKER_06]: But look, I...
[SPEAKER_07]: I understand the service to the country.
[SPEAKER_06]: My really do.
[SPEAKER_06]: My service was short, comparatively.
[SPEAKER_06]: I did five years for a lot less than that.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I have buddies who do 20, 30 years.
[SPEAKER_06]: And at the end of their life, the end of their life, the end of their service,
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, they're probably making with all the benefits included 120 grand a year.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: To fucking go to war, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_06]: And constantly train for it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, so yeah, I mean, it's a different type of attitude.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think it's more of an executive attitude.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm, I'm,
[SPEAKER_06]: a people manager and I'm a good tactician or strategy guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the kind of guy you kind of want as president.
[SPEAKER_06]: Somebody who makes who is deep in what the grease called phronies is a practical wisdom.
[SPEAKER_06]: The ability to put space between your emotions and your decisions.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's a really good
[SPEAKER_06]: Template for it, but even then, I mean, you're going to go gray.
[SPEAKER_06]: Doesn't matter how dark your head, right now, Marco Rubio doesn't have any gray hair.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's going to look like fucking mousy dog.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, his turn is here, cut easily.
[SPEAKER_06]: He'll look like Chairman Mowl, pull up a picture of Chairman Mowl and a picture of Rubio.
[SPEAKER_07]: And when you're here, by the way, is that black?
[SPEAKER_07]: If you're trying to die your roots,
[SPEAKER_07]: Because it'll be.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: You'll have to do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's how Giuliani got caught because he was comb and fucking motor oil.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, there's some shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: But look it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Luke, actually, can you flip to that funeral picture real quick?
[SPEAKER_07]: You don't have to play it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just flip to the picture right there.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: So today is Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's fucking 330 in the afternoon.
[SPEAKER_07]: And the president has to go to a funeral, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Whenever anybody, one of these guys die, you got to give a speech, you got to go to the funeral, middle of the afternoon, we're in a war where they ran gas prices.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nobody's fucking happy right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: It seems like on both sides for crisis.
[SPEAKER_07]: That fucking job sucks.
[SPEAKER_07]: It sucks.
[SPEAKER_07]: And
[SPEAKER_07]: When you get down to it, I told my wife this a long time ago about running from mayor or doing maybe.
[SPEAKER_07]: A congressman or something like that for your district, because you still get to live in the district and all other stuff.
[SPEAKER_07]: Would you want to do this and what it would put you through?
[SPEAKER_07]: She told me, she goes, do you, I think you're forgetting about how many ribbon-cutting ceremonies, all the stupid shit you have to go to, all the stupid people you have to talk to, all the bullshit you have to pretend to care about,
[SPEAKER_07]: Like Lindsey Graham for example.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're saying Lindsey Graham is bullshit.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just saying I you probably doesn't care.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a trouble Lindsey Graham.
[SPEAKER_07]: But if you've looked into this show over the last 11 years, Luke, I got my Republican.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't like, like, you know, I don't want to speak ill of the dead.
[SPEAKER_07]: Obviously, but I was not a fan of him as a politician.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll say that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Or Mitch McConnell.
[SPEAKER_07]: So if if Mitch, you know, accidentally has a setback on August 4th.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, and he doesn't make it out of there.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's not like I'm gonna be there and it's gonna, you know, put in the flag and half mass in my front yard.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, I don't like him either as a politician.
[SPEAKER_07]: And there's a lot of politicians like that.
[SPEAKER_07]: You take this gig and I think Obama said it was like, do the day you take this job, 50% have to have the fucking country hates you immediately.
[SPEAKER_07]: doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just a fucking tough one.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I think seeing that schedule up close in personal, and you've seen it every second of your day.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's like that fucking prison schedule.
[SPEAKER_07]: We read on Ross Patterson Revolution earlier, where it's like, alright, when do I get to go to bed?
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, here, okay, cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: But then what if somebody calls in the middle of the night?
[SPEAKER_07]: There's a fucking tsunami in Japan or some bullshit.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're to wake up, you gotta go down to these war rooms and all this other shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think at the end of the day, though, it is really what you make it, because you could be the guy who's very hands-on doing every little thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It reads like a four-port every day, or you could be like a Biden who's like, you know, probably wakes up at 10 a.m.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's really funny.
[SPEAKER_06]: People gave Trump a little heat for that in his first term, because he reduced the what we call the PDB, the presidential daily brief, now it's a magazine more or less.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's put together every morning for the president that has all the intel stuff and informed policy and intel stuff from the previous day or overnight or whatever, or updates to what's been going on.
[SPEAKER_06]: And Trump had it reduced by about a down to about a third of the size that it was before.
[SPEAKER_06]: But this is something that's been going on in government for a while.
[SPEAKER_06]: We call it bluff bottom line up front.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, BLUF and all caps means bottom line up front.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that means here's the problem statement.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I get to decide as a commander and chief, which one of these things deserve more of my attention.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then there's a full report behind these things.
[SPEAKER_06]: The present, the PDB has been a competitive intel publication.
[SPEAKER_06]: for a very long time.
[SPEAKER_06]: And the point was to get it in front of the president, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: How much time do you think he has to sit and read every single fucking report every single time?
[SPEAKER_06]: Not a firm.
[SPEAKER_06]: He is a businessman that the way he reduced the PDB, guess who else he was that?
[SPEAKER_06]: The entire Biden team.
[SPEAKER_07]: And by the way, Obama had started it before him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because how do we cut down on this shit?
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it makes sense to do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so I, man, it's just this, this one particular job is so fucking difficult.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then after it's over, then what?
[SPEAKER_07]: Right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, you just kind of go off and retire somewhere and that's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's not like you're going to have a normal life, obviously after that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have a good time, didn't he?
[SPEAKER_06]: Jimmy Carter started habitat for humanity.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's what I spent most of his time glad handing people and building houses and shit like that, fine.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he should have been doing in the first place.
[SPEAKER_06]: He never should have been president, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: But he, you know, good man, bad president, that situation.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Where I think Jimmy Carter actually repaired his image by what he did after he left office versus what he did in it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And he was not well-hyped.
[SPEAKER_07]: No way out.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you know, shit, there's nothing you can do about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sorry, and sometimes the wrong crisis happens at the wrong time and you just happen a fucking be there, bud.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sometimes you create the crisis, like shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's tough one.
[SPEAKER_07]: The top of the show here, guys.
[SPEAKER_07]: But sheer, your real piece of shit, all right?
[SPEAKER_07]: This was about someone else today.
[SPEAKER_07]: And now you're trying to make it about Mitch McConnell.
[SPEAKER_07]: And how dare you?
[SPEAKER_07]: A man is alive and well, all right?
[SPEAKER_07]: For probably one more week.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's one, maybe two tops who knows.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, maybe they pressed it a couple days.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not sure, not my job, not my job.
[SPEAKER_07]: Or does he stick around til after November so they can appoint somebody?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I mean, he's done.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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