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[SPEAKER_01]: This week we discuss Jimmy the raccoon taking over Roku City, the foot scratcher on the carnival cruise, the mermaid muckfanger who doesn't eat everybody's cooking, and Selena Estidis crying over being betrayed by her drag sisters.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Tom.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, close.
[SPEAKER_01]: Terry.
[SPEAKER_01]: I went live right before this and I said, okay, y'all, what are the hot topics for today?
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you need us to discuss on the podcast?
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody was talking about the cruise.
[SPEAKER_01]: The foot cruise, foot cruise, cruise foot.
[SPEAKER_01]: never heard of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, well, that's normal for me, you know, as a geriatric millennial.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know these things.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I didn't know these things either.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I look away from the internet for five minutes and you miss like 10 trending topics and they're all gone the next day.
[SPEAKER_01]: While I went searching and in listener, honey, I saw something disturbing.
[UNKNOWN]: What do you think?
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you think if I were to tell you something
[SPEAKER_00]: They found a foot and they don't know who's it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, the cruise.
[SPEAKER_00]: They were, yes, they found a foot.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it was it was, but yes, they found the foot.
[SPEAKER_00]: They found a foot.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was, it was dismembered.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, they don't know who's, who's it was, because everybody on the cruise has both feet, but it did have French tips.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, that is not what happened.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is this like the shrek foot flat, flesh light?
[SPEAKER_00]: The shrush light.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, shrush, shrek foot flesh light.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so, uh, I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, remember, people used to say that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I think I still say, what do you mean what people use to say?
[SPEAKER_01]: There are no, like, what I think so.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, when someone's trying something and you're like, I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_01]: Last cultureistas should put out a honey brand called I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, they've already got an award show and we don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: We shouldn't give them any more ideas.
[SPEAKER_01]: We've never gave them that idea.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow, Cori.
[SPEAKER_00]: You think you invented awards or shows?
[SPEAKER_00]: I do think our categories tend to be funnier than theirs.
[SPEAKER_01]: OK, whoa, I'm not a part of the shade campaign from Cori, cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: If we're looking at peace as a person who's peaceful, I come in peace to our sister podcast, Los Culture Restos.
[SPEAKER_01]: are they anyway we have to talk about the fuck crews the cruise foot so I'm waiting there's a video that's been going around of Somebody at we went on a cruise together me and you we went to Alaska you remember that
[SPEAKER_01]: the dining rooms, not necessarily the buffet, but the dining room where the tables and just sort of right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that was my biggest complaint about the cruise is that there was like a fancy restaurant area, but then there was like a hot buffet for those who didn't plan ahead.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, let me, okay, side note, the restaurant is
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the same food, it's the same food, it's just rearranged differently.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right, and not at your fingertips, if you go to the buffet, it's like, okay, get what you want as much as you want as quickly as you want.
[SPEAKER_01]: When it's the restaurant, you have to sit there and wait for it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think the fuck not.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll be getting mashed potatoes from the hot bar anytime I can well listener the crew are you going to tell me about the fun cramling you there was somebody at the cruise restaurant and they were sitting at their table
[SPEAKER_01]: Barefoot with the worst with their foot up, you know, like kind of under me.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like it's like they're crossing one leg so that their foot is up a little the foot is sticking out from underneath the table.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they're scratching it as much as it's giving.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's it called where you got a little fun goal.
[SPEAKER_01]: The athletes foot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Athletes foot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so in the camera zooms in, and it is flaky.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is like the server at the restaurant came around and said, would you like any Parmesan cheese?
[SPEAKER_01]: But the cheese is from the foot, honey.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's falling and it gets worse.
[SPEAKER_01]: We didn't go on no carnival cruise.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was a carnival cruise, I think.
[SPEAKER_01]: And she takes the foot, the hand, the scar.
[SPEAKER_01]: She, yes, well, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: She didn't already had hers.
[SPEAKER_01]: She already done scratch, hers is.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's scratching, scratching, scratching, and then she uses the same hand to eat her food.
[SPEAKER_01]: Then she takes her fork and decides her fingernails are not scratchy enough.
[SPEAKER_00]: She uses her fork on the foot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Scratch, Scratch, Scratch, Scratch, Scratch.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm I'm watching it right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's gonna get at least.
[SPEAKER_01]: She got a bad sleep.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's got a bad sleep.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's over.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's got to something, and that's coming from me, who's feet don't always look great because of my running.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you heard that here first?
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's get them all ready.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, she's got her foot's giving frosted flakes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I don't like what I see, and I don't want to be near it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to be near it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think Carnival had to put out a press release.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what somebody in the TikTok chat said.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, cruiseline at people.com, cruiseline addresses viral video, a fork girl, fork girl, not fork girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_00]: They did.
[SPEAKER_00]: They posted.
[SPEAKER_00]: We can confirm that our forks are intended for food, not foot care.
[SPEAKER_00]: Once we became aware of the situation, our team quickly addressed it with the guests and removed the utensil from service.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So what is the best utensil for foot scratching?
[SPEAKER_01]: A fork is good.
[SPEAKER_01]: A knife is bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: A spoon?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not good enough.
[SPEAKER_01]: A sport thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a maybe, maybe a good thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I'm a bobb.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got plenty.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, if you're on a cruise, you're way more likely to be near a thing I'm a bobb.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is a thing I'm a bobb just a fork?
[SPEAKER_01]: I think so.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, okay, a fork is good.
[SPEAKER_01]: A spoon, a sport, actually, I think is probably the best, because you can scratch and it will collect, and you don't have to worry about the litter.
[SPEAKER_00]: What about twin drag queens named Thingamabab and Thingamabjig?
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you have my attention.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it, uh, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, would you rather be a Thingamabjig?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you think you can dance?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, kind, you know what, when, remember when Bob and Thorgy were doing the, um,
[SPEAKER_01]: love pink close yes well you know what i'm talking about the the video of them doing the i maybe it's like the dance from chicago or something okay you know what i'm talking about singing my bob and singing magic is that what you're saying it's singing my bob and thorgie magic i think okay the opians so what do you know about kowinky dink
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, when something is a COVID-19, it's kind of like a fun little coincidence.
[SPEAKER_00]: Where do you think that comes from?
[SPEAKER_00]: Speech and pedal.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I think a stutter, a stutter, maybe.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: If somebody comes up, I keep getting content of people with stutters trying to talk to people at grocery stores.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like to, you know, that was my algorithm for a while.
[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody with a stutter tried to talk to a woman and she got scared, shitless.
[SPEAKER_01]: She was, how was that all like that?
[SPEAKER_01]: I think she thought it was like a prank, but this guy, who's like, you know, trying to, what's it called?
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't put it in.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, where you face your, you're trying to work through it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, exposure therapy.
[SPEAKER_01]: She thought he was casting a spell or something, and she was very, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, I think if somebody with a stutter tried to talk to me, I would give them the time at the essay, I would give them my patience and my energy.
[SPEAKER_01]: You work through it, Mama.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, that's very kind of you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Unless I'm in a hurry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, then I would have to be a little like, uh-huh, uh-huh, not that I don't want to.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't think that's what you're supposed to do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, if I'm in a hurry, somebody tried to stop me on a walk yesterday.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was walking home from the gym and they tried to stop me to sell to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I just want to be like, listen, I understand this is your job, but these days nowadays, I'm being pitched to buy something every three seconds.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a no.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even want to hear the pitch at this point.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everything's commercial.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I'm like, Pokemon Go was invented for me to ignore people on the street busking or whatever it's called they're doing.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not busking.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's just, I don't know what that is.
[SPEAKER_00]: and they're pamphletting, asking for my signature.
[SPEAKER_01]: The state of the busking world has really deteriorated over here in Los Angeles.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what's happening in the big apple, but over here, at the Santa Monica Peer.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how it all works.
[SPEAKER_01]: You have to sign up for a spot because there's like stars on the on the on the pier.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's like a star and then it has a number in it.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I think you have to reserve that that numbered star and that's your spot for the hour or whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's giving circles on the street COVID.
[SPEAKER_01]: a little bit or a little about the street reserved for the buskers.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, there's a new you have to rent a circle on the pier.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a star.
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I think I don't know if you rent it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if you pay for the spot.
[SPEAKER_00]: But is there still someone who hangs out at the, well, what would you call the top of the pier, the part in the water or the part on the street?
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, the end of the peer.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I feel like the part closer to the street always had someone with a snake.
[SPEAKER_00]: No hanging out in the grass there.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought, all right.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, but there's your, there's a little snake and go.
[SPEAKER_01]: There is an unhoused neighbor that has a dog on wheels in the dog on wheels has a sign that is on the dog on wheels like donate for my vet visits or something and, you know, I empathize with this but I see them all the time and I think that dog is really booking it like if I had a Pokemon go you could just put the Pokemon go in it's on it's little wheels and let that dog patch an egg or two.
[SPEAKER_00]: It just runs up and down the pier by itself.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, kind of five feet behind the unhoused friend.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, the state of the busking world has gone wild.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot right now of break dancers.
[SPEAKER_01]: who are like a form a big crowd and they're like we're just waiting for a couple more people that join before we begin type of energy and then they take you know tall people from the crowd put them in a line and they're gonna jump over them run and jump over all of them and no I wouldn't and things I remember you're for
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm old enough to remember Miguel at the BMA.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just think you get some girl in the face trying to jump up hit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, as a Pokémon go, um,
[SPEAKER_01]: wanderer on the pier or go or I observe from all angles all of these buskers and so the jumping break dancers they what they'll do is they'll ask people in the crowd where you from they have a response for everybody so they're like these are not my words but they'll be like oh you're from Mexico and then they'll have like a quick about that and then they'll be like asking for money before they do the big jump they're like we don't have enough money in the bucket before we do our big jump and I'm like
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, but you really need money in the bucket for the big jump.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just do the big jump, but if I was really invested, I would want to see the big jump before I put the money in the bucket.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, and what happens if you don't make the jump?
[SPEAKER_01]: Do I get the money back?
[SPEAKER_00]: I see I feel like I feel like broad city really made me think that getting on the subway here in New York that I'd be seeing the buskers and the rappers and the people who spin on the subway poles, you know?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't.
[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't seen any of that yet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Be the change you want to see, honey.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why aren't you spinning?
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I don't know how to spin.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know, uh, you're.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have.
[SPEAKER_01]: When you take side quests, take a spin.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have seen the guy with the horse lamps in the subway.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, unfamiliar.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, well, it sounds like it is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Next time you, it doesn't sound like anything that is, you know who I really want you to see, it makes more slaps.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean, the woman who makes the woman who fakes singing, sings to Adele?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I have not seen her.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure I could probably.
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like they have her location posted.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's kind of a New York City cryptid.
[SPEAKER_01]: There is a, um, there is a new, uh, person at the
[SPEAKER_01]: The Pokemon Go every day fast really introduced me to who's the regulars and they probably look at me and they're like, oh, he's the regular But there's a regular over there in a banana costume who's always on Tik Tok live with a little stand for her phone, and I think people are always doing Pokemon Go.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, she's just, oh, actually I'm not sure the gender of the banana.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's it's very it's very sharks versus
[SPEAKER_00]: What are the other people called?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, when I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: The sharks versus the, you know, sharks versus the mother of people, but it's very, the, the buskers against you Pokemon go player.
[SPEAKER_01]: It kind of is, it kind of is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, there is a new to a side story.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a new duo of buskers that are, um,
[SPEAKER_01]: they they have a cat that you can pay to feed and they are singing the whole time and it's a woman in a man and neither of them can carry it soon neither of them can hit a note but they are singing and people are filming oh there is a everyday man who has a huge sign that says I need money for weed and if he catches you trying to take a picture of this sign he'll turn around and if you go up to him and ask for a picture he says for a donation.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, yes, why don't you take a picture of his sign?
[SPEAKER_01]: And everybody, all the teenagers who tried to get pictures of the sign.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got a glitter or anything on the sign.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's a sign.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a bigger sign than the door in Titanic.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's huge.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's holding it for his on-off.
[SPEAKER_00]: It is mom, go to Walgreens and get him a poster board for the project.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I see him always trying to hide his sign.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I get it, sir.
[SPEAKER_01]: You need to make your money, too.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know who I wish I could see?
[SPEAKER_00]: Who?
[SPEAKER_00]: Gemithy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Speaking of cryptids.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, Jimithy, let's talk about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Think about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Talk about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jimithy is a raccoon?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, genetically.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well.
[SPEAKER_01]: So Timothy is a raccoon that has the genetics of a raccoon or not, I think it is the genetics of a rat.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's either missing a chromosome or has an extra chromosome.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he's a special friend of the pod.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why can we nominate him for because he really break a star of the year?
[SPEAKER_00]: A break out star of the year.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jim at the keeps getting spot is he a New York.
[SPEAKER_01]: He keeps getting spotted there's videos.
[SPEAKER_00]: He knows him Seattle.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he's in Seattle.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's closer to you.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to have to take a trip up to visit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I fear somebody's going to capture Timothy and... Oh, for sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: He didn't eat him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not eat him.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, treat him like a circus freak.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's going to be... Oh, there's going to be a butt.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's being busked at the Santa Monica pier.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's busking in Seattle.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's only one way up from there.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like the way that he runs.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do love seeing all of people's footage of him that they've collected over the years, keeps emerging of like, oh, new footage of him when he was little.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like the idea of local celebrities.
[SPEAKER_01]: I very much like the idea of local animal celebrities.
[SPEAKER_01]: And yeah, I do fear for the animal.
[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody's gonna take that animal.
[SPEAKER_00]: of all the dogs that got to be mayor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why not, Timothy?
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I want to know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tee.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, if anybody's going to do it, Seattle.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, hello.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did see that Seattle.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did see that Timothy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not Timothy.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did see that Timothy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Timothy has entered Roku City.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I said, well, I said, did you post that or did I see that elsewhere?
[SPEAKER_01]: I posted it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I got to watch Roku City for a little bit.
[SPEAKER_01]: I went and visited my sister in Montana and she got Roku City on her on her TV.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, let me tell you, the first, the first apartment that I lived in here in New York, the temporary place before we were in the real place had Roku TVs and so I got real acquainted with Roku City.
[SPEAKER_00]: though I did not know that it was what that's what it was called until you just set it but I knew exactly what you were talking about.
[SPEAKER_01]: Roku City needs to release a something where you can customize your Roku City in every day there's life items that you can buy for a dollar.
[SPEAKER_00]: They already got billboards and ads and stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd be watching it being like, is that an ad?
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that a billboard on the billboard?
[SPEAKER_01]: a billboard on the billboard honey late stage capitalism worth the end he's he's he's the only gem i thie um i don't eat everybody's cooking ha ha ha ha are you familiar okay are you familiar with the muckbang mermaid muckbang mermaid that's the user name honey muckbang mermaid
[SPEAKER_00]: I, well, they saw it on your story the other day.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think you don't like it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I, well, I actually, I don't get it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what I'm watching.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you really shouldn't be eating everyone's cooking, especially after you started the story with that foot fork woman.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's so true.
[SPEAKER_00]: She does that on a cruise.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's definitely doing it at home.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't know the ways people clean their utensils, the way the people cook their food.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do they wash their hands when they're cooking for you?
[SPEAKER_01]: You have to really trust somebody if they're cooking for you.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why I'm against a bank potluck.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bank pot love what I worked at the bank and they used to be like everyone's bringing a little lunge to share next Friday Put your name on the list for the work pot love.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't eat everybody's cooking Everybody's bringing a pass in dish I'll be passing on some people's dishes
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that could really work well if everyone commits to going to a Delhi in getting a side, but I don't want to see somebody's home made side.
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't want the homemade pasta salad, macaroni salad.
[SPEAKER_01]: Would you rather have somebody's home made top?
[SPEAKER_01]: Home made bottom or home made side?
[SPEAKER_01]: Sides?
[SPEAKER_01]: Ha ha, ha, need.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's somebody's home made top?
[SPEAKER_01]: My muffin's up.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's all that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I do have to talk a little bit about a couple drag race type things.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's hit it.
[SPEAKER_00]: First of all, have you heard about Dita Ritz?
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I heard Dieter Ritz was rumored to be on the next all stars, but then not actually cast on the next all stars.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I've been severely disappointed.
[SPEAKER_00]: But other than that, I've heard nothing.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not what I have to report.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dieter Ritz apparently has an American girl doll.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you following?
[SPEAKER_01]: Dieter Ritz.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just watched an entire season of real housewives of New Jersey, where one of the real housewives of Rhode Island, where one of the women had 50 American girl dolls.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's my age, by the way.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what, I want to say something, but then again it's like I, that's me with my Pokemon Go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mine just happened to be virtual.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't brush mine's hair, but if I could brush an EVI would.
[SPEAKER_01]: I kind of do brush mine's hair.
[SPEAKER_01]: I pet each of my Pokemon buddies.
[SPEAKER_01]: I take a screenshot of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love to take a screenshot of a Pokemon I'm walking and send it to you, but you never
[SPEAKER_01]: You're just walking it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know, when I take a screenshot of a buddy and it gives you the prompt to, like, forward it to somebody anyway.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dita Ritz has an American girl doll.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dita Ritz, who, what is the lip synx song she's famous for most?
[SPEAKER_01]: This will be, and ever last year, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, she has an American girl doll named Malaysia.
[SPEAKER_01]: And she takes it, her, she takes them everywhere.
[SPEAKER_01]: And she has every queen, she sees, take a picture with the doll.
[SPEAKER_01]: and i'm seeing a compilation of of here's here's ice is kutsuore with Malaysia here's Kennedy Davenport with Malaysia here's nini koko with Malaysia Malaysia kind of getting the VIP dragcon experience and does she even know
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm looking.
[SPEAKER_00]: I found her, is this her, is her finster?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't, no, this is her min, ma'am stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is her, oh, we know, I don't know, actually.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, no, 12 a.m. doll.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, is her official backup page.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay, so that's where the Malaysia content trickles in.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm seeing screenshots of Malaysia with different queens.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like,
[SPEAKER_01]: one like 11 likes 11 comments five one share.
[SPEAKER_01]: So this must be the Finsta.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, if you want to go to instagram.com slash 12 a.m. doll, you'll find it all.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: midnight doll.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that Malaysia's like, maybe that's Malaysia's handle.
[SPEAKER_01]: Malaysia baby doll Fox.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, you think Malaysia's gonna be a drag con?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is there a drag con even happening anymore?
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it got canceled forever.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it got canceled.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I am seeing pictures of, it looks like Dieter Ritz went to one of the, one of the, like Chicago, wherever and they had like Chicago drag race experience.
[SPEAKER_00]: Cause she's in the work room in a look with Malaysia.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Baby doll fox or the baby doll?
[SPEAKER_01]: the doll, the baby doll.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe you can't read the doll, that's T. That's true.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so all stars 11, 11 is done.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: And how do we feel?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm happy.
[SPEAKER_00]: I had wanted Crystal Spoiler alert.
[SPEAKER_00]: I had wanted Crystal to win from the minute they announced this cast.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've been a Crystal Method fan since her original run, which I think was also season 11.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that right, or 12?
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, and, and, and if you had told me, I would have, this season would have had such a delightful surprise in a person and an early out like Joey J, who came back and really won America's hearts.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then there I was sitting on my couch watching two people thinking I'll be happy no matter what happens here.
[SPEAKER_00]: it is really nice to have a final two words like you know what let's go who cares i mean i care but like whatever happens i have reasons to celebrate well yes i went and i looked at all this is a drag race because i was like there have been times in the past where there's been a season where i thought okay i'll be happy if any of these two people are three people win
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this was the eighth time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Work.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: Unfortunately, I think we clocked it early, though, about regardless of the caliber of talent of who was coming into the season.
[SPEAKER_01]: Knowing that the prize was the makeup line, it was kind of
[SPEAKER_00]: It felt kind of inside or what kind of insider information did you have because in what world was I like I never even seen their makeup collabs and that as soon as this one was over I saw video content of both Crystal and Joey with Darvina making their palettes and considering what they would do if they won.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I haven't seen that clip.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I remember that from last year or
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I would like to see that though, but it felt a little like, okay, well, who would have a makeup palette, crystal or dawn, maybe other queens there, but like,
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, it felt a little inevitable.
[SPEAKER_01]: With that said, Crystal, I was rooting for and loving on season 12.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would have loved her to win then.
[SPEAKER_01]: I loved all three on season 12.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I was happy with anybody that was gonna win.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was one of the best finale's period.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I was gonna say.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, that was one of the seasons we're going into it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was super excited for GG, Jada, and Crystal.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, no, I've read her who wins.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll be happy, but now I'm like, okay, well now two thirds of them have the crown, so when's GG coming to get hers and now imagine in all winners with some crystal method now we're talking that's some high quality drag.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, T. I was happy.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't I can't believe we're I was going to say it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like that we're out of the US drag race for the year, but it's it's like Canada's all stars UK's come in Drag you love for you Selena S titties.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Selena S titties on big brother honey mess her birthday Angela
[SPEAKER_00]: girl they they stay casting terrible gaze on this show.
[SPEAKER_01]: I felt for her her her game kind of blew up.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's it's I mean she can she can come back from it, but it's definitely it's a mess right now as she she was playing with Angela being like oh I I
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I knew I wanted to be with somebody who's kind of like a motherly figure and she's talking about how her mom died and kind of using that as emotional manipulation of Angela and then she's laughing at the cameras and then she brags about doing that to other people in the house and of course those other people in the house go and tell Angela.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then Angela announces it to the entire Big Brother cast at the nominations ceremony and blows up Selena's to this game.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, oh my god, will Selena survive this?
[SPEAKER_01]: Will will will they bear the hatchet?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is this something she can come back from?
[SPEAKER_00]: I think so I think we've seen in recent seasons sometimes the person who becomes everyone's number one enemy then ever the house says oh well we can get them out whenever nobody's going to trust them nobody's going to work with them or nobody's going to miss Alina and nobody's going to give them a vote in the end or something like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, right.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would like her to stay a little bit longer.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she is a fan.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she does know how to play the game if she can get some power.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just get so confused.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like these super fans who who come into this show and say they're super fan in the do all the things wrong.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like,
[SPEAKER_00]: it's just like being the main character episode 1, it's like it's like, do you know how many people in the recent seasons especially have won this game by laying low at the beginning like just chill out there's what 17 people there people got to go home if you just get along go along to get along whatever they say you can make it to jury probably
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and then her crying in confessionals because she, there's a, there's a, what is the, um, the time machine fan voted award system.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, every week, somebody gets a fan votes, all the fan votes are accumulated in, and somebody gets either a reward or a punishment.
[SPEAKER_01]: Angela, who she got in a fight with, wins the opportunity to try to get the order punishment, and so Selena immediately gets paranoid that, okay, this means that America's on her side, I think.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then she's like, I just thought my drag race family would vote for me.
[SPEAKER_01]: She kind of blamed her not getting the most votes on the drag race fans, but it's like,
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
[SPEAKER_00]: 23% of the first HHS ever play the game and win have gone on to win the game.
[SPEAKER_00]: 38% of the first HHS finish in the top three, 46% of the first HHS finish in the top five.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like you're rigging a game to set it up.
[SPEAKER_00]: for these people to go deep in the game.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you look at the statistics, the first age of age tends to do that, then on top of already rigging it by giving one of them the first age of age, then you're going to do a fan-voted thing as if the most popular people from a previous show aren't going to get the fan vote.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right, piss me the fuck off.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, yeah, however,
[SPEAKER_01]: Devils advocate, I think I kind of would prefer if they're going to do some type of twist that the twist lasts longer than a week.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because remember when, I don't know what season it was, maybe 18 or 12, maybe 12.
[SPEAKER_01]: When they had the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the set of the
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we won, and so it's kind of like, if there's going to be an entire twist revolving around somebody, they should kind of invest a little bit in keeping them around.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I mean, I guess it's rigory, but it's a little bit of a lump lump if the twist gets sent home first.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's like whatever season Paul was on when he got runner up and then he came back the very next season and dominated, but he entered the game and they were like, oh, Paul won a prize and he's immune for the first three weeks.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, of course.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, we get it.
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't you want to let him be there and have some time to make connections.
[SPEAKER_00]: It feels very much like what they're doing with Angela D in Devons and like I don't With that stuff, D is kind of that girl sheet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Am I wrong in saying that like I feel like she is set up for really lasting a long time?
[SPEAKER_00]: That's literally what the first HOH gets.
[SPEAKER_00]: They get to be HOH for longer than a week.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because they, because they, not every first HOH knows how to turn their, you know, their first weekend to a lot of shockers, somebody who won the survivor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Of course, she's got to know how to like, make some relationships.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's just like all you have to do is sit back and wait for a majority of eight people to come and say, let's work together.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, they need to change something up.
[SPEAKER_00]: They need the first week needs to be done differently.
[SPEAKER_00]: There needs to be like two HOHs, they need to run, to get the two house halves the house against each other at once, cause some division that way.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did see Don tweeting about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don up until Don, you know, um, on Twitter.
[SPEAKER_00]: She didn't.
[SPEAKER_00]: Didn't vote for Selena.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because Selena was crying in the di room and said he thought his drag race fans would rally for him.
[SPEAKER_01]: And somebody quotes who did.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it was like, only like three of us and Don know how the show works.
[SPEAKER_01]: We were doing our best girl trust.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then Don replied to that and said trust.
[SPEAKER_01]: I voted for Angela.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like, yeah, I don't know, I don't know if Selena's going to have that support that she's really hoping for and I think that she's really going to spiral about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm nervous for her.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's her.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's her.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's her
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know what people were gags by Rachel and Brendan and you and look at them now and so like I first big brother, baby, who am I to say that Rome in Lyric are not going to work out, but that's crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody's even been eliminated yet and they're talking about marriage.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gags.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're calling each other.
[SPEAKER_00]: The line they're calling them lime, lime, Lyric and Rome.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did see that they gave the people in the house vegetable cleaner, like, but they didn't tell them about the explosive diarrhea lettuce.
[SPEAKER_01]: but they're giving them a lot of vegetable cleaner and implying like you should be using this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess I didn't know vegetable cleaner was a thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Honey, careful, you're about to be explosive.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did order Burger King at three.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm the other day.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was a crazy, it was a crazy time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Crazy things were going on.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I forgot to say no lettuce.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I finished the sandwich, the wiper.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, when I hold on now,
[SPEAKER_00]: the lettuce is in.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I was getting up to go for a run and I did notice that said your pocket on light was on and I thought, what's he doing up?
[SPEAKER_01]: Eating my burger now and now I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I was up to no good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, did you listen to Confessions 2?
[SPEAKER_01]: We texted about it like a month ago, but I feel like you said nothing stood out to you.
[SPEAKER_00]: And nothing stood out in a way that I wanted to go back and listen again.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think you're wrong.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I am the last Madonna non-stand left on Earth, I think.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think it's Dan Satiria.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dan Satiria?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's a raya, I think it's a raya.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I ate the lettuce, and I have dance satiria.
[SPEAKER_01]: Girl, no, you got the lettuce in the dance satiria.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think you were in the dance satiria.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dance satiria, dance satiria sounds like a countous Luan song.
[SPEAKER_00]: And if those who know, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: The dance that's a raya I believe she was in the dance that's a raya and she yes There is a song where she goes Put it Recon boys they make me crazy I think this is the one that when I first heard that I I gasped I thought she's
[SPEAKER_00]: She's nuts, but you know what, especially because it's maybe especially because it comes where I was literally pulling up lyrics because that was the exact lyric I wanted to talk to because she's all, she's like naming people in the club, and she says there's rock steady crew and crazy legs.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who's crazy legs?
[SPEAKER_01]: I think you know and then she rhymes and then she
[SPEAKER_01]: I do love singing Puerto Rican boys that make me crazy to crouton because crouton's Puerto Rican.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, I'm crudy, Madonna be singing about you and you don't even know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Puerto Rican boys that make me crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, here we are at the party and then she's just naming people.
[SPEAKER_00]: Keep hearing that song.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love that song.
[SPEAKER_00]: Baskia.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what it is.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, the whole album.
[SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, I fear Madonna might be in my top most played artist at least this month, let alone maybe this year because I I listen to the whole album all the way through and you know, I have never been a Madonna fan.
[SPEAKER_00]: So who am I?
[SPEAKER_00]: You have dancer teria.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like the interior.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like, I like one step away.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like, I feel so free.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like good for the soul.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like bizarre.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love love with that words.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like love sensation.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like, hmm, what else?
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, what's that one?
[SPEAKER_01]: school school of confession.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, all of them are good.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, but what happened?
[SPEAKER_01]: She did something to make this.
[SPEAKER_01]: She put something in this album.
[SPEAKER_01]: She put a little stank on it.
[SPEAKER_01]: She scratched your foot and sprinkled it on top of this album.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who had it?
[SPEAKER_01]: So does this mean I need to go listen to confessions on a dance floor because I don't know if I know confessions on a dance floor.
[SPEAKER_01]: I
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is the only one we have to find out too.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know what I'm trying to do before?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, hung up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'll do my research.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
[SPEAKER_00]: School of Incession.
[SPEAKER_00]: Query, is there anything else you need to discuss any hot topics?
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I think that's it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Timothy was my big one.
[SPEAKER_00]: okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well, I do have the wheat with the WeHo sink hole.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you hear about what's going on in my city?
[SPEAKER_01]: Penny, I don't like sink holes and I don't like thinking about them.
[SPEAKER_01]: The the the the ground is quaking.
[SPEAKER_01]: The earth is opening up.
[SPEAKER_01]: The waters flooding.
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw on people's stories.
[SPEAKER_01]: Their cars in their
[SPEAKER_01]: You know how I'm dealing with a construction in my building imagine if on top of everything my my garage flooded.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I would give up It would be warming is here.
[SPEAKER_01]: It'd be too much.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't need everybody's cooking Cory.
[SPEAKER_01]: Where can people find you?
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to find me feeding that lady's dead foot skin to Timothy.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's probably hungry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, that's a delicacy that's a terria.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's like micro dosing humans human meat to somebody.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_01]: Raccoons would definitely eat human meat.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: But Timothy's no normal raccoon.
[SPEAKER_01]: His dietary restrictions are probably crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: He can't eat everybody's cookie.
[SPEAKER_01]: He can not.
[SPEAKER_01]: And those conditions with those chromosomes?
[SPEAKER_00]: You heard it here first.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, later.