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[UNKNOWN]: You

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yo, it's Wednesday, hollow, cold, you know what that means.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the night shift.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome back.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome in.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody that's here, kicking it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Glad to have you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: See some fresh faces in the chat.

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[SPEAKER_01]: See some old friends in the chat.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hope everybody's doing well while we got you here, make sure you hit the like button, the subscribe button and notification bell, all of that Cool YouTube jargon Share the show.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know the drill.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know what to do Welcome How's everyone doing?

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[SPEAKER_00]: metal.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, metal, metal they have.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Forgive me not feeling super great today.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So we're just just winging it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I guess that's no different than we ever do.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So it's fine.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Everything's fine.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Just fix yourself.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what was I thinking?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to hydrate up.

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[SPEAKER_01]: See how that goes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What's what's what's what's new chat?

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[SPEAKER_01]: What's what kind of weird self's been going on?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Anybody have anything cool?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody enjoy in the uh, couple of woods series cop put together?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Bangor per huge.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that was, you know, you do know that it's bad when I'm drinking water.

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[SPEAKER_01]: My, my body's just rejecting itself, enforcing me to hydrate.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that seems to be like a necessity once in a while.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Just rock bottom and my body's like you just got a, you got up to water in there somewhere.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, Twitter wasn't going to talk about that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The new UFO picture that nobody cares about looks like I've seen that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and you're talking about the video there release that just looks like a bunch of like blocks together, like looks.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's weird.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have the viral lettuce diarrhea.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If I'm going to drink a water, I sure is walking in the eaten lettuce twizz.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Let me find a picture of that new UFO that the government dropped.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So haven't seen that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We're seeing the British ladies with the Ouija board.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Haven't seen that either.

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[SPEAKER_00]: raised big foot like from a baby yeah yeah he found one and raised it or raised it from the dead now it raises it from a baby hmm and then I saw which is so bizarre but it just goes to show the internet I love it when it starts yeah I saw where people are

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[SPEAKER_00]: Bigfoot's real and they're posting a picture of Bigfoot that I know that I've seen before.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, I think it's the widest one that's laying on the ground.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, I've seen talking about it up to.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But I had pretty sure that was like posted that a long time ago.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Probably.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I've seen it before too now that you mentioned it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to find one that's not a freaking video that I can post up.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like if I share a video, it'll automatically get tagged in every single one of YouTube's algorithms.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I know it's streaming out of the piece of shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, fair.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It keeps messing up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Here, I'll share on the game and see anything.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This is so dumb.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, yeah, it looks like, I don't know how to describe it, looks like a, kind of like a, I don't know, two tiered, like a Pokemon pine cone kind of thing, a Pokemon pine cone.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, if you see it, if you see it, you know,

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't this is a video to sick second fly second fly That's the worst image of ever seeing my life Well, I'm sharing it anyway.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Who cares?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Who even cares?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Don't figure out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey chat.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Chat is my audio Flocked or is it just screaming our being a piece of shit?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because in my headphones it's fucked and it's gonna distract me the entirety of the show

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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't stand when things go wrong.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It makes me so mad.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, at least to his does it's fine.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's just the loop that's come through streaming or being a piece of shit.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Here, here's the Pokemon Panko.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It does look like a Pokemon Panko.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like that's not a new picture.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I've seen that before.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Or is it just because they turned certain off and now I'm having Mandela effects and it's just become and slow.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Can I?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if I can play this.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's the picture.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's the picture everyone.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I hope it lives up to everyone's expectations.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It does look like a Pokemon pine cone.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's flying around.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like a bunch of flock cameras just

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[SPEAKER_01]: I hope they're just a Scotch tape together and thrown in the air that's that's that's our disclosure folks Oh, yeah, there it is You get that's where that's what you get that's that's the disclosure files

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not really disclosure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's just kind of guessing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Cool.

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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And somebody asked, I did see a few videos of James Franco and his weird shit that's going on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But I haven't paid a whole lot of attention.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like I said, I'm not an associate media much anymore.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm busy doing cool shit like this.

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[SPEAKER_01]: See that news new swag.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What's up, paranormal trodder?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so the point of that is that I finally got all of the shirts individually packaged for everybody.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So they're getting ready.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're getting pretty close to going online.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Point the other way.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm literally waiting to hear back from a dude.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And he's usually here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's usually way easy to get hold of.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So hopefully fingers crossed everything's okay with him.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought some prayers are going out to you big homie.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I hope you're around.

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[SPEAKER_00]: To as it doesn't matter.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Kiles on this side of me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Is it meered?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Kiles over here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm with Swiss.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It says that, I mean, per my standard near point and nothing, but it's the same thing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Weird.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We are in, with certain turned on and now we're in, me and you are in separate universes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're in alternate timelines.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Speaking of real quick, because you brought up the chat

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[SPEAKER_00]: When they go live, if you want one, get it fast.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because since I split it into three different colors, your color might sell out really fucking fast.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So think about that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because there's limited quantity.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We used to even only afford so much.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We spent like $1,700 in these shirts.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So there's limited quantity in your colors.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If you're not first, you're last.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm, I'm hoping they sell all fast.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's silenced.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It is science.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But just be aware, everyone.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Be aware.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's, it's simple science.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I just found out why he's not around God dammit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: apparently his pop passed away so holico cult thoughts and prayers to our brother are you his dad passed away much love big guy um thoughts and prayers go out to you now sitting out good vibes holico yeah he's a he's a he's a loyalist he's a loyalist been around for a long time big part of the community so

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[SPEAKER_00]: I've had some, they've had some trials and tribulations this past year, and they've been an easy one for him.

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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I hate to hear that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That sucks.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it does suck.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So definitely keep him in mind.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Keep him in your thoughts, keep him in your prayers, all that good stuff.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And while you're sending out good thoughts and prayers, don't forget about Jeremiah from Bigfoot Society, and then all you're love to.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's for sure.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, speaking of something else I'm going to do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because I feel like it's a responsible thing to do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This may sound shiny and shitty, but that's not like us.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, here's the thing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't forget Stephen I did narrate series of books So you need to go check that out the the woods behind our home Check that shit out

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[SPEAKER_00]: purchase it if you'd like a leave a good review, but we did get gifted some promo codes so I'm gonna do is I'm gonna post all those promo codes in the discord every single one of them for the audiobook one two and three there's a limited quantity you get them for free downside you have to listen to them on the website they don't pop up in the audible player which is

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[SPEAKER_00]: whack on audible's part shaming you water, but if you're interested the codes will be there kind of help promote the book, like I said, a lever review, listen to our amazing voices, go hard in the paint, all go do what you do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It was a lot of fun doing that book.

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[SPEAKER_00]: a lot of fun doing that book.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hopefully everybody enjoyed it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The purchased it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Trying to think of the other gosh dang it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It keeps coming to me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Leave me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Leave me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The topic that I was one of the topics I was going to bring up tonight.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to go and come in and go on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Where are you at?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You got distracted.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Say where are you at?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a

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[SPEAKER_00]: a portion of society probably drank lead paint regardless though regardless and I am just being joker supposedly there is a portion of the population that remembers and this is what I

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[SPEAKER_00]: they remember being able to do one of three things fly what the fuck double jump and like levitate but only be able to levitate downstairs as you're going downstairs

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[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like a lot of these people tried to levitate down the stairs and just fell down the stairs Probably developed a traumatic brain injury.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, they double jumped all right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They've smack their head twice off the stairs going down it Yeah, that's what I'm saying I I I feel like I would

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[SPEAKER_01]: vehemently remember people around me flying, which I don't, uh, same with the double jumpers.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So you like, like a video game.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Jump.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Jump.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Jump.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, never, never saw that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And down down the stairs levitation.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I've seen people jump downstairs down the stairs, but that's not a levitation.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, where's that double jumping?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and you could even like chalk it up there because people were saying they specifically remember being able to like step off the top stair and just float and gently land at the bottom.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then you're good.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Not in this timeline.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, and then I saw, I saw I got into the comments, start reading the comments, so I'm like no way is this a thing, if I got into the comments, and there are definitely people that remember being able to do this supposedly, also some people were trying to say that it happened, which was, it was the best ever, they were like no, these people are talking about in dreams.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And one guy was like,

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, what do you talk about in dreams?

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's like the most basic bitch shit for a dream.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like the, what are we like, what are we talking about if it's just dreams?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Why is it the topic?

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like two, two, two, two, two, two.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even remember most of my dreams.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, many of them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Dream at all.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Which I did see something about that too.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That I thought was pretty interesting.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's because all the other versions of you died, and you're the only one left.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Finally.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Finally.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That is my brother.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's probably that's accurate.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's, yeah, it's probably what they remember.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, I must wear our double jump down these steps.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's a thing going around, too, about if you don't dream anymore, because you're the only one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You're the last of your timeline.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You're the last of your, whatever.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What would that be?

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[SPEAKER_01]: You're the last of your variant.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I've ever dreamt that I could fly.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Neither.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But I have to.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Or double jump or levitate.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Double jump is so like, just even left field for levitating and flying.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, most of my dreams were just utter nightmares.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I had like maybe, I've had like maybe three cool dreams.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's literally it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The ones that I remember were terrible.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, same to it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I would get to distracted.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If I had my variants, I wouldn't be able to rule the universe.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd be distracted.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I also saw, which this isn't one first, even I, but I also saw that, you know, of course, people are talking about time slowing down since certain is off.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I also saw that

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[SPEAKER_00]: supposedly, it's a thing popping up in the channels right now of women's menstrual cycles being ultra fucked up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, like having two a month or just a huge anomalies with it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, of course, like I said, not one for Stephen I, but hey,

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[SPEAKER_00]: it's crazy because they're just since that headline there's just been so much certain shit pile it up free to put one welcome in free to put it says i found the show through the scientists episode been listening all day at work thanks for keeping me company while the language love oh yeah deliver that mail get them steps in

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[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to the cult.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody did not, to kind of swap backwards a little bit.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody asked if new stickers would be dropping.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They will, we've got a bunch of them, actually.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think I posted them up already.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, did you?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know one of them you haven't got yet because I forgot to give it to you because I'm irresponsible, but there is not my fault.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There are some new ones.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We got the metal logo.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's posted.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Coming in hot, we got the,

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh gee.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That one's posted.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, we got a couple.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's posted.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What's that called graffiti?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, graffiti ones.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I just called it Drippicle.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I posted that one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, we got two super secret ones, yeah, that you get if you get the if you order the shirt and there it's sick.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to show you got to order the shirt.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What about the other one you made is that the circle one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And we can show that one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We got that one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I really like that logo with the alien head.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And then I got this one most hated for all the sad boys.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's on the whole sky.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's not posted yet because I forgot to give him the call.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's these bad.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, new new stickers are up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yep, those are up.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And there's two super secret ones that you get if you buy a shirt.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I didn't even post that stay safe stay weird because I was kind of occasionally throwing that in.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, merch sales to so you buy some stuff.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You give them some super secret free stuff.

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[SPEAKER_01]: and uh... uh... what else uh... high uh... patreon tier i've been sending out any new stickers that get posted i've been trying to pull up pop them out for people that give them either address and stuff we do need a bastard sons of the paranormal sticker yeah i've already got all the patreon members um...

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[SPEAKER_00]: he shirts laid to the side.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So well, I'm laying on our you to to pick out his and then all the shirts are going.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I have live live live live live live live.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't even think about it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Next time next time we make a shirt remind me since I know I know for a fact that we can add more see we can add more shirts, more variants of shirts,

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[SPEAKER_00]: We just can't change the color, which is why we didn't have a black shirt with white ink because it can't change the ink color.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Change the shirt color.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You just cannot change ink color, which makes sense.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But remind me, next time I'll throw whatever shirt we make next, I'll do limited quantity

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[SPEAKER_00]: Long sleeve shirts, because I have people, so many people have asked for long sleeve shirts, which is, ask the night to me, who wears long sleeve shirts, but people are asking for them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So I could throw a couple of those in to quench that first of everyone.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He's telling you guys is reminding them, because I'm not gonna remember because I don't remember good.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Good deal, bro John, his shirt company's getting ready to launch.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Support him, he's gonna have tons of paranormal stuff.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hell yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Scott has a reoccurring dream of levitating downstairs.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's fucking weird.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So this is a real thing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's the shit he's dream, ever.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He just, he just dream at the top of the stairs and he's going.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Pink.

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[SPEAKER_00]: See you down.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So we get some halls guy for doors or some hollow thongs.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, if people are into hollow thongs, we can have those done.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He just put a H right on the front.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's just... Are you pretty gangster?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I wonder if I'm, I don't even know if our...

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[SPEAKER_00]: If custom ink does that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe figure it out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know about the for doors though.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That might get a little expensive.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I mean... Yeah, we could probably...

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[SPEAKER_00]: I know, I saw somebody ask.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We could probably re-stock the hats eventually.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, some of the hats are expensive.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody was popping on there and asking about them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Couple people have asked about hats.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're pricey.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So, but when we have the extra funds, Steven, I'll look into Alicade and try to get a thing set up for that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Everybody wants hoodies, too.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We might have to do some picking and choosing this year.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll shit that sucks.

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[SPEAKER_01]: My dog chewed up my hat.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I need more.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They all apparently they also taste good.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, which color scheme did you have?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Personally, this is my favorite.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The camera with the black edge.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I do like that one.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But I wear shades these.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I wear multiple flavors of cameo pretty much consistently all the time.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Just a black one with the white font or the white age.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is pushing Kyle's only feet.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's not something anybody wants to see.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let alone pay for.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I did see the the space debris that washed up in Australia.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently it's from like some satellite or something they said.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't really read into it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So why are people so excited about it?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because I mean, I saw a picture of it of something on some rocks and shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And they were like, we should call the authorities.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, why?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hit it with a hammer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like what's any different thing you just find like a, could we've all found it?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like that punk junk car sitting in the creek or something.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Just hit it with a hammer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, like, I don't see what the big deal is.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's my favorite, my favorite tweet meme of all time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If, if me and my friends were the ones to discover E.T., we would have beat him to death with a hammer.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I can tell you that much.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That sucks.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It just seems so vicious using a hammer.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Little guy over there eating racist pieces just getting beat to death with a hammer.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That sucks.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of ones in the chat for Kyle's only feet.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's fucking weird guys.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This guy's strange people.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We don't, I mean, we don't shame here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, I have no problem with you being weird.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot of things I can understand.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's the mean that you're not weird.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We do embrace the weird around here, though.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, sent me message about an alien counter if I heard about it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'll just send it to me on the discord.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I snap, or I screenshot a bunch of shit today, because I find it right about I got I got some discord messages about having checked them yet like I said I haven't been feeling super super good so off the check it out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I've got a bunch of stuff that I've been wanting to ride about to So I've been find for some reason like

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[SPEAKER_01]: UFO stories that I either hadn't heard about or I heard about and didn't make a mental note of, which is definitely a possibility.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I've been popping up in my stream and stuff, so I've been like making notes and trying to take it on.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll have to check it out on my did see I got a message for me, but I haven't haven't got a chance to read it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, next week.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Next week drops the final episode of couple of woods.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And then after that drops the lake worth monster.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We talk about that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not recorded yet, but it will be written, not recorded.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So that's that's pretty sick.

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[SPEAKER_00]: the hell you mean zombies, the only zombie I know is Rob Zombie.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I wish he would come on a show and talk about weird shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That'd be sick.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I have seen something about zombies though, like the zombies in a Walmart and Tennessee or some shit and stuff.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's make that up, did I dream about that?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't see anything about it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Some of somebody got bit by somebody,

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[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently there was a zombie takeover and like the UK and it was some of this one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was suppressed, which they it goes into this too.

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[SPEAKER_01]: For some reason I am kind of

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[SPEAKER_01]: down the rabbit hole with this one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I saw somebody else on TikTok being like, remember when everybody was eating everybody's faces on bath salts?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, about going to say bath salts.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And then they said, there wasn't bath salts.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And then that's that was the good ending.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's that's that's that's good marketing there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Just eating faces just because people walking around.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, that's another

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[SPEAKER_01]: raw meat or or like roadkill or just like and then people are just like was this like a zombie flash mob kind of accepted to be more like a bite mob I don't know I don't know, but yeah, they were walk a flock of yeah Oh, yeah, but they were just walking around eating raw meat and people like that's probably human meat

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[SPEAKER_00]: Obviously I love that that's the assumption If somebody's eating raw meat, it's definitely human It was a first rule of bike club twist.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Stop it He's all one and I No one offs all over the US.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So everybody I've been I drive a lot of miles for work granted to same miles By drive like 500 miles a week for work

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I passed dead bodies, but I've never ever passed someone eating another eating a dead body.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Or eating just raw meat.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What's up from Fort Worth?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yo.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Silver snail.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Zombie flashed my pop up in the middle of the mall would be fucking terrifying.

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[SPEAKER_01]: especially if it's really good make up that's that would definitely wearing me slightly hmm which i already know i i feel like i already know the answer but i ask it anyway was on this would you rather deal with

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this low ones.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Viral zombies, like virus zombies, the runners were it's just humans that get infected and they turn crazy or reanimated dead.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Reanimated dead.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Where they shamble around, but does the reanimated dead only account for people that died during the zombie outbreak or does all dead reanimate?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you can't do that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You can't have skeletons walking around.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Have you fucked up?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but yeah, you can't do that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's not real.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Unless you're, some type of fucking necromancer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Or like a thriller style and necromancer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Anybody that chooses 28 days later zombies is fucking insane.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You want, you have a death wish.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I agree.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't I'm not trying I'm not trying to run.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, and B. I'm not if you see me running, then you know we're dealing with the viral zombie outbreak because that's about the only time that you'll see me or there's something huge and hungry by me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I think I think regardless whether their runners are not humanity falls.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, probably.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If it, if it starts to spread, which it would, I think it, I think it crushes humanity easy, even if they're, they are slow and dumb as a boxer rocks.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm talking, there's a damn bush, and they walk into the bush and get stuck.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The candy passed it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Even if they're that dumb, humanity still falls.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I agree 100% yeah, we're we're not if an actual zombie apocalypse happened we are so screwed we're not a species it's meant to survive this long anyway, so something like that would definitely definitely not so much.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we can't help each other now imagine that's a scenario.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, last of us zombies would suck.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't see the last of us.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I watched a little bit and then it got weird and I stopped.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Would you rather have?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Since we we have eliminated reanimated dead zombies, they're out, they're out of the out of the running.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Would you rather have zombie virus take over alien invasion?

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[SPEAKER_00]: alien invasion.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.

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[SPEAKER_00]: All day.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Interesting.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We have everybody chat.

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[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of aliens.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, aliens, aliens for all day.

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[SPEAKER_01]: One in the chat, aliens, two in the chat for... Everybody just stay in aliens.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, you're... Why?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Why are we choosing aliens?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you why I would choose aliens.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because it'd be quick in.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's that possibility.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's a possibility, because I was thinking about extra I was thinking about this the other day.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If I were to fight aliens, I would hope if they are O.P.

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[SPEAKER_00]: that they, and it's kind of like battle Los Angeles where they can fire projectiles at us, I would think that one hit would just vaporize me and I wouldn't feel shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: done, right?

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[SPEAKER_00]: So there's that possibility, too.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If what I believe is true, and I have been abducted, well, it's time for a little bit of get back.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This is my chance for get back, right?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I may not take all of them, but I'm going to take at least one.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm going to take at least one,

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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like if we were fighting aliens, there's a 90% chance that at a given time, we would be able to sleep almost worry free.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because I would feel like there would be resting periods of battle with aliens, where

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[SPEAKER_00]: They don't give a shit about time and day.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And you know us, we are fucked in the night.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I just see myself walking outside to relieve myself.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then just get, I would know, it'd be worse.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I just get bit on the leg.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It would just go, and one, two, one, two, it would break off in my skin.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'd be like, oh, it's great.

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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, here we go.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this is awesome.

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[SPEAKER_00]: of the whole zombie, which would suck, that would be terrible, right?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because then everybody around you's like, oh, should we should we take him out now?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Should we wait for him to turn into his like, what do we do?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Whereas with aliens, it's just done.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like, oh, no, Kyle's going, ah, then time to move on, keep fighting.

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[SPEAKER_01]: My favorite part of that was that you had previously been thinking about this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was thinking about just this week.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was thinking about just this week.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I have to say, you know, maybe not this week.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it was over the weekend or something to that degree.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But it was ultra recent.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was thinking about it because I was thinking about at least if I were to fight them odds or they would shoot me and I'd be vaporized.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't do anything.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's what I'm thinking.

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[SPEAKER_01]: it's going to be fine.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and I just feel like looking at it, I would be less scared.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I would just be like, fuck yeah, this is going to be fast.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Whereas like with this, I give you saw an insane zombie hoard coming and you're like, all right boys, this is easy pickins.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Then you're just going and you're going and you're going and they just keep coming.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Keep a slow and steady.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Keep coming.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Keep coming.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Imagine if you were like the 0.00 0% those left alive and you had 7 billions zombies.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to have to do it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, and then like, how could you imagine just like,

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[SPEAKER_00]: be an ultra tired at some point and you just can't go and they're here like on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're just steady moving.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's something so scary about like almost like thinking it makes me think of Saturn just that slow and evitable force encroaching on you doesn't it doesn't go any faster or any slower it just stays constant.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Just the enemy that will not really it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah

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[SPEAKER_00]: I saw snail said, well, they just got a fortify for how long now you got to wait and waiting for the zombies just to deteriorate yeah and bro, like if if 5,000 of them are pushing on your house wall My kids chance yeah, there might be a chance that thing falls over

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[SPEAKER_01]: and it like if you if you've read if you've seen the movie war z is very different from the book world or z which I recommend anybody reading the book or listen audio book because it's great but yeah the audio books awesome the zombies would freeze and then everybody be like oh it's winner they're frozen we're good then they would just thought out again and just go back at it they're like oh that sucks

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[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I think I'm not trying to live in a zombie universe.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That'd be the worst ever, man.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because then it's all about taking chances.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What if what if a zombie?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, you know, what if they just get into the rivers and the water supply and just sit there and rock.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Weapon X taken both.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You are a brave man.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But if you are weapon X, then you'll make it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Twist has got to figure it out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He's got an impenetrable house.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He's got the biggest trench.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He's got a game genie in the world.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And he's got liquid nitrogen on tap.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what we're going to do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, hello, how I love how all that is acquired.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It made at the, at the announcement of zombie apocalypse.

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[SPEAKER_01]: every everybody go to to assist to his jugular bunker I was speaking of chupacobber and there was a chupacobber in town the other day it did kind of look like the dog chupacobber that got posted.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know I'm not gonna lie in that crazy let me find it on.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll send it to y'all or I'll post it up nerds I saw that and I was like no way

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[SPEAKER_00]: I do like weapons idea of hijacking a UFO and using the laser on the zombie apocalypse.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: All I picture is me, Jack in a Independence Day style mega UFO with the giant laser beam and just nuke in the planet, just pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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[SPEAKER_00]: It was a coyote with mange, and it did look, it looked exactly like the chupacabra photos that went viral after

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[SPEAKER_00]: Chewbacobber stories went viral.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so it's not, it's not the real Chewbacobber.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not the alien Chewbacobber, the blood-sucking lizard thing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the government-syopt Chewbacobber that came after this, made it, made everybody think that it was this dog canine creature.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What do you think the odds are?

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[SPEAKER_00]: The government placed that in town to try to get us to bite on it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the here.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll show you guys.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You can see it's it's a collab we live here.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It is classic Chupa Cabra really and it's taking a shit You imagine just being a Kyle living your life and someone's Boyer filming you taking a dump and everybody thinks that ripped it now

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[SPEAKER_00]: Something awesome.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Unacceptable.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, if you live if you live around town watch out there's Chupas out I love the fact that that's the moment.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They took a picture.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they you know they had to wait for that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, like there it is That's the one Crypto taking a dump.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my god.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Can't get a good picture a big foot but we can get the chupacopper taking a shit

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[SPEAKER_01]: And it ain't blurry.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And it's a good point.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Can you imagine finally seeing a cryptid who's taking a dump in your front yard?

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[SPEAKER_01]: They are real.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy about that picture.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Other than the cryptid take of shit is the, the landscaping right there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It looks exactly like my neighbor's landscaping.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's really weird.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I, when I first saw a picture, I thought it was.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought it was the Tupacobber taking a shit in my yard because of that landscaping right there, because it looks identical to my neighbor's landscaping.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I blame the men in black.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they said in it, they're sitting there sitting and crypt of the sorrows.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever happened to the men in black, dude, I was just going to, I was just going to talk about that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you hear something?

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[SPEAKER_01]: But in that problem, while you were battling aliens in my head in your brain, I Was battling them in a black Not in real life and not in my brain, but I was thinking we're of all the minute black stories gone.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, people.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in same boat.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Stop seeing them

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's why I just sent you that thing on, actually, I just said to you on Instagram.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I think I think you should definitely, since you're, well, you live where you live, you should definitely set up dark web access so we can join what I sent you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Virgil Virgil says they're in lies the question to Sasquatch poop.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No one has ever verified that I personally have I personally have verified that by visiting the Squatch Museum in Blue Ridge, Georgia and seeing the largest Sasquatch turd In captivity he did got pictures of it I didn't get to Investigate the turd

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[SPEAKER_01]: I did get to look at it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He did look at it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm pretty sure he sent me a picture.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a big turt.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a good size.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like the size of a little ball bat.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's pretty good.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a big brother John with there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you went to a pretty cool little museum.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I had to take pictures of their bookshelf because they had a lot of cool books that I didn't have.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The third was not blurry, and the pictures I took was also not blurry.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So, that is a conundrum.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Does that mean, since it wasn't blurry, that it wasn't big flip poop?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know, I know people focus things in the, hey, speak, speak of the squash and he will appear.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's true.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Bigfoot society in the chat.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We were just talking about turds, Jeremiah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Bigfoot turds, be exact.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome in.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Glad to see you, brother.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hope you're doing all right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Steve, that's what you should do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You should take that picture of the Sasquatch Tired and just put a blur filter over the Tired and then post it and be like, see, proof.

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[SPEAKER_01]: My thing is is if it's even swatch group is blurry, I know people hoax it, right?

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's just that just comes with this territory, especially in the crypted territory,

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[SPEAKER_01]: and collect enough shit.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And then physically form it into a giant like 18 inch turd log.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Then did just post it as big foot shit.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's a dedication that I don't have.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was going to say, do you really think someone would not do that?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know people would.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's so much easier just to like make a big foot footprint and be like, oh, hey, look at this evidence of big foot, not manhandle a bunch of turns.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I disagree.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like man handling a bunch of turrets is not that hard.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I feel like it's way easier to do that than make a big flip flip flip.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Physically not that hard.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like mentally you got to be saw, you got to be somewhere else.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, somebody who's considering big flip flip print or big flip turrets.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Someone who even considers that on a serious note is already way the fuck going.

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[SPEAKER_01]: also how do you preserve that did they just like clear code it i don't know i didn't get to i didn't get to handle it it was in a life it was in a case that was locked so apparently the there's there's been some like the fact that you need to lock a big foot turned up

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[SPEAKER_01]: It is there's braille, here's braille, preserved poop, hot, hot, hot, hot, so I asked how we know this.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I hope there's a good explanation, pop and log it, they don't want people to taste it, oh, because maybe it is a bunch of Snickers boy, it didn't, it didn't look like a Snickers boy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I got I was close to it, too.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was just saying, I was in awe.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If you Charlie it was it as authentic big foot poop, someone would steal that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Without question.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If you have, but seriously though, if you haven't gone to the blue ridge, uh, big foot museum, they're actually, you guys say it like sloth was.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There's an actual name for it, but I can't remember it right now.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's cool.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a cool little museum got a bunch of cool track castings and stuff.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was interesting worth the check out if you're in the blue ridge area.

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[SPEAKER_00]: How cool would it be to find an actual big flip flip print out there somewhere?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, dude, it would be so sick.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That would be awesome.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It'd be so sick.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It would be so like it would be awesome.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It would and there have been some found around here.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There was one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I got pictures of one that was cast in pure market.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You just got a battle with ticks.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Not cast, but found in pure market.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But on the flip side of that, I've done a lot of traips and out through the woods, like through fields and muddy shit and stuff, and I've never, ever, ever even seen, even seen something where I was like, oh, shit.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's a big foot, print.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think you think it would be akin to, like, you're really good at seeing arrowheads?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's kind of like that, that there's some people that just have the eye for big foot footprints and some people just don't.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.

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[SPEAKER_01]: In some circumstances, maybe because like, I'll be watching like the big foot shows, finding big foot or to now you're an expert on finding big foot.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, but they'll show footprints.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They'll be like, look at this series of footprints and I don't see shh fuck all.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm with you there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like I'm with you there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He blades a grass that have crossed like yeah, that's definitely a 1200 pounder.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, walk through here.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck are you even looking at?

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[SPEAKER_00]: But I a hundred percent agree.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like if a if a 900 pound bipedal animal walk through a muddy field.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You'd be able to humanoid.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I would, I would look at it and be like, yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a, a big, a big footprint or gigantic.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's human footprint.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's also the thing, like, you could, you could, you could take just a, a muddy field, the size of a football field.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And there's still incredibly high odds that you don't stumble onto that footprint.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you'd have to, you almost have to be grid patterning it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you, because what you would, you'd almost have to be probably within 10 feet, would you say somewhere around that neighborhood like 10 feet-ish, like four to catch your attention?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And even then, it really depends on what you're doing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like what I would go out and look for overhead.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd be so locked in on front in front of me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes I'd find them in my boot prints.

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[SPEAKER_01]: that I'd already walked over to where I just missed them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm guessing it was like fine and more else.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You kind of develop an eye for it, but it's even then you miss it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, what else was going on?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, me and Kyle did almost get abducted the other day when we were recording.

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[SPEAKER_00]: True.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That is true.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We like, we go outside, Kyle smokes and we hang out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We just kind of like decompress for 15, 20 minutes before we get into the next episode.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And we were out there and it was like, I don't know, about 10, 10, 30 at night.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And first we see this weird light in the sky, which has happened before at first.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You almost think it's like a shooting star, but it doesn't look like a shooting star.

56:15.363 --> 56:19.786
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks, it looks like someone took a, like we talked about it before.

56:19.806 --> 56:26.269
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like someone took a bright light and just shined it and it would, it, in theory would reflect on the clouds, but there weren't any clouds.

56:27.530 --> 56:28.110
[SPEAKER_01]: It was weird.

56:31.064 --> 56:40.066
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, not long after that, I'm standing face and Kyle with my back to the big oak tree in my backyard and Kyle's whole facial expression chains.

56:40.086 --> 56:42.626
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, there's a UFO behind me, isn't there?

56:43.687 --> 56:45.167
[SPEAKER_01]: But it was worse than a UFO.

56:46.287 --> 56:50.928
[SPEAKER_01]: It was a giant owl, which means owls are aliens.

56:51.868 --> 56:53.449
[SPEAKER_01]: The owls are not what they seem.

56:53.629 --> 56:54.529
[SPEAKER_00]: Huge.

56:54.749 --> 56:59.650
[SPEAKER_01]: So we were being spied on by a gray alien disguised

57:05.625 --> 57:09.049
[SPEAKER_00]: The Owl's huge twizz, I do not smoke cools.

57:13.474 --> 57:16.177
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a, I hang out with the cowboy killers.

57:18.299 --> 57:19.020
[SPEAKER_01]: That did happen.

57:19.040 --> 57:21.923
[SPEAKER_01]: Me and Dylan were out mushroom hunting one time.

57:23.343 --> 57:26.566
[SPEAKER_01]: Drop my phone and didn't realize I dropped it.

57:26.706 --> 57:31.750
[SPEAKER_01]: We had tracked miles through the stupid bluff so long the river road.

57:32.751 --> 57:35.854
[SPEAKER_01]: And we get back and I'm like, I don't have my phone.

57:37.675 --> 57:38.716
[SPEAKER_01]: I did have my phone.

57:39.197 --> 57:40.518
[SPEAKER_01]: So I was like, son of a bitch.

57:41.639 --> 57:46.683
[SPEAKER_01]: So I go out, start tracking back through and I'll be damned if I didn't find that son of a bitch.

57:49.586 --> 57:49.846
[SPEAKER_01]: Sick.

57:56.259 --> 57:57.580
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Virginia slums.

57:57.680 --> 58:09.249
[SPEAKER_00]: I literally had this is the point of story ever growing up I had a buddy who's dad smoked those They're like 120s or fuck them.

58:09.550 --> 58:25.082
[SPEAKER_00]: You know the three-foot long cigarettes They're like the size of a coffee scroll and this song bitch would light it And then he would just fucking sit there at the kitchen table and he'd just Chew on that motherfucker

58:27.132 --> 58:30.174
[SPEAKER_00]: That's gross, just chewed him fucking butt.

58:33.997 --> 58:35.738
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it was so disgusting.

58:38.300 --> 58:39.360
[SPEAKER_01]: Virginia slums.

58:40.761 --> 58:44.604
[SPEAKER_01]: I had a buddy that smoked ligate selects because they were like hell.

58:44.624 --> 58:45.144
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

58:45.284 --> 58:46.285
[SPEAKER_01]: 46 cents a pack.

58:46.965 --> 58:47.646
[SPEAKER_00]: I remember those.

58:47.666 --> 58:56.472
[SPEAKER_00]: I was what I'm saying to his and he voluntarily chewed no joke, light it and start chewing.

58:56.967 --> 58:57.567
[SPEAKER_01]: That's Yucky.

58:58.507 --> 59:00.328
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the, that's filthy.

59:01.668 --> 59:02.408
[SPEAKER_01]: That's Yucky.

59:05.549 --> 59:06.909
[SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy shit I ever seen.

59:09.270 --> 59:11.950
[SPEAKER_00]: Mine is the giant owl that almost abducted Steve.

59:12.230 --> 59:12.710
[SPEAKER_00]: The other night.

59:13.170 --> 59:15.251
[SPEAKER_01]: There'd be a big ass owl that carried me around.

59:15.891 --> 59:17.271
[SPEAKER_00]: It was a big ass owl, dude.

59:18.371 --> 59:19.472
[SPEAKER_01]: Look, it's a good thing you were there.

59:19.532 --> 59:21.332
[SPEAKER_01]: I might be going right now if Kyle wasn't here.

59:22.157 --> 59:22.677
[SPEAKER_00]: No joke.

59:22.737 --> 59:35.703
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like it's wingspan was every bit as long as I can hold my arms out 40 feet Yeah, I do have about 40 foot wingspan 40 footer.

59:37.024 --> 59:37.604
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't see it.

59:37.664 --> 59:44.247
[SPEAKER_01]: I heard it take off though Which was weird that it's fucking big good here it move is big

59:48.894 --> 59:51.236
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe that's what was running around on the roof of my house that night.

59:52.317 --> 59:52.817
[SPEAKER_00]: Could be.

59:53.558 --> 59:55.460
[SPEAKER_00]: Although it would be terrifying to see.

59:56.260 --> 59:58.442
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, well, I'll clock like that.

59:59.263 --> 01:00:01.805
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I would be gross.

01:00:02.185 --> 01:00:03.206
[SPEAKER_00]: I would expect it to hop.

01:00:04.427 --> 01:00:07.350
[SPEAKER_00]: But if it just took off running like a human, yeah, that could be out.

01:00:09.091 --> 01:00:09.452
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

01:00:10.733 --> 01:00:11.494
[SPEAKER_01]: It can get it to.

01:00:15.197 --> 01:00:16.438
[SPEAKER_01]: They can get it to.

01:00:19.363 --> 01:00:23.907
[SPEAKER_01]: I was a weird I was I was Are you an alien?

01:00:24.728 --> 01:00:42.005
[SPEAKER_00]: I would agree with that I'm trying to think of anything else weird happened I almost got abducted Hmm Pippin' anything weird personally happened to me heavily That I can remember

01:00:48.075 --> 01:00:48.676
[SPEAKER_01]: me either.

01:00:48.996 --> 01:00:54.060
[SPEAKER_01]: But I have been digging into some weird UFO cases.

01:00:55.181 --> 01:00:59.785
[SPEAKER_00]: Speaking of that, something I noticed in this, this intruders book.

01:01:00.405 --> 01:01:05.529
[SPEAKER_00]: By the way, if you like the, coldly woods encounter by the book, it's really fucking, it's awesome.

01:01:05.910 --> 01:01:07.891
[SPEAKER_00]: Or get the audio book, that's what I, that's what I did.

01:01:08.852 --> 01:01:09.533
[SPEAKER_00]: I really enjoyed it.

01:01:10.373 --> 01:01:14.717
[SPEAKER_00]: Regardless, I noticed something incredibly particular in

01:01:19.157 --> 01:01:32.628
[SPEAKER_00]: this series to these like I said in the in the episodes he references a lot of different cases like he used them as examples to further prove Kathy's experience.

01:01:34.609 --> 01:01:36.611
[SPEAKER_00]: And one thing I noticed was that

01:01:41.055 --> 01:01:41.575
[SPEAKER_00]: cleaned.

01:01:42.295 --> 01:01:48.576
[SPEAKER_00]: Now you could argue if he like necessarily believed that or not, but he argued here, he leaned heavy.

01:01:49.497 --> 01:01:58.978
[SPEAKER_00]: One of the main things he would ask people is, do you have the Zardreens, like abduction style dreams?

01:02:01.219 --> 01:02:08.700
[SPEAKER_00]: And I found that interesting that it's almost like he would use that as a breadcrum.

01:02:10.351 --> 01:02:15.415
[SPEAKER_00]: further, you know, choose whether I should investigate this case or not investigate this case.

01:02:16.096 --> 01:02:32.030
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you having bizarre unexplainable dreams about aliens, abductions, strange lights, beings, you know, being in your home, floating, being moved through walls, stuff like that.

01:02:33.502 --> 01:02:47.234
[SPEAKER_00]: And if they, you know, if they said, yes, as a matter of fact, I did have the strange dream where I float it off my bed and then I went through my wall and he'd like, okay, well, check mark damn I do I have had abduction dreams.

01:02:50.316 --> 01:02:50.917
[SPEAKER_01]: Guess I'm fucked.

01:02:52.638 --> 01:02:53.199
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.

01:02:54.380 --> 01:02:57.722
[SPEAKER_00]: I wanted your kids had weird things with it.

01:02:57.762 --> 01:03:00.705
[SPEAKER_01]: So one of the scariest dreams I ever had.

01:03:02.552 --> 01:03:11.698
[SPEAKER_01]: I was an adult, so it wasn't too long ago, um, I don't, the, the dream wasn't of an abduction.

01:03:11.718 --> 01:03:16.661
[SPEAKER_01]: I, the dream was, I was on a UFO or I was in a UFO, not on it.

01:03:17.101 --> 01:03:17.421
[SPEAKER_01]: In it.

01:03:18.382 --> 01:03:20.283
[SPEAKER_01]: And I remember walking out of the room.

01:03:21.108 --> 01:03:22.329
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I remember you tell me this.

01:03:22.409 --> 01:03:24.411
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I remember walking out of the room.

01:03:25.812 --> 01:03:33.458
[SPEAKER_01]: And it was just a long, long, either like white or silver corridor with a bunch of other rooms in it.

01:03:33.638 --> 01:03:36.020
[SPEAKER_01]: Like you could see doors for other rooms.

01:03:36.501 --> 01:03:37.802
[SPEAKER_01]: And I heard this crying.

01:03:38.582 --> 01:03:40.064
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm like, okay, somebody's in trouble.

01:03:40.564 --> 01:03:43.506
[SPEAKER_01]: So I go start looking, start looking.

01:03:43.987 --> 01:03:45.668
[SPEAKER_01]: And I get, make it to this room.

01:03:45.688 --> 01:03:48.550
[SPEAKER_01]: And as I look in, there's a little kid.

01:03:49.291 --> 01:03:55.054
[SPEAKER_01]: A little kid is on a table and he's crying and I'm like, oh, shit, I have to help this little kid.

01:03:55.614 --> 01:03:58.196
[SPEAKER_01]: So I go over there and I'm like, hey, buddy, he's going to be okay.

01:03:58.336 --> 01:03:59.697
[SPEAKER_01]: Everything's going to be fine.

01:04:00.457 --> 01:04:01.998
[SPEAKER_01]: And I hear something behind me.

01:04:02.658 --> 01:04:09.082
[SPEAKER_01]: And as soon as I turn around, there's a grayly and right face to face with me.

01:04:09.302 --> 01:04:10.082
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I wake up.

01:04:10.142 --> 01:04:11.923
[SPEAKER_01]: It gives me goosebumps thinking about it, but I turn around.

01:04:11.963 --> 01:04:12.924
[SPEAKER_01]: It's disgusting.

01:04:13.524 --> 01:04:14.224
[SPEAKER_01]: And I wake up.

01:04:14.925 --> 01:04:17.286
[SPEAKER_00]: That would scare the shit out of me.

01:04:18.813 --> 01:04:19.713
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was terrible.

01:04:21.134 --> 01:04:21.714
[SPEAKER_01]: And I hated it.

01:04:22.594 --> 01:04:27.716
[SPEAKER_01]: So if the little dude did make it out, sorry, I tried to help, but I wasn't sneaky enough.

01:04:29.816 --> 01:04:32.697
[SPEAKER_00]: The last dream I remember having in regards to aliens.

01:04:32.777 --> 01:04:33.677
[SPEAKER_01]: I should have twins.

01:04:33.697 --> 01:04:36.698
[SPEAKER_01]: I should have kissed a gray alien right on the mouth.

01:04:37.478 --> 01:04:38.479
[SPEAKER_01]: Then what would he have done?

01:04:38.499 --> 01:04:40.439
[SPEAKER_00]: You'd have been shocked.

01:04:40.919 --> 01:04:41.259
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

01:04:42.500 --> 01:04:43.180
[SPEAKER_00]: Pudiment shocked.

01:04:44.243 --> 01:04:53.152
[SPEAKER_00]: Last one I had about an alien was the one at the foot of my bed that stabbed my foot creepy and then I then I attacked it and I was proud of myself because I actually did.

01:04:53.172 --> 01:05:00.038
[SPEAKER_00]: I remember speed crawling to the edge of my bed and jumping off like Wolverine and tackling it and then I woke up.

01:05:00.919 --> 01:05:06.725
[SPEAKER_00]: But the weird thing is is that my foot hurt exactly where it stabbed me for a couple days.

01:05:08.554 --> 01:05:11.215
[SPEAKER_01]: That is weird that it was the egress tagline.

01:05:11.235 --> 01:05:12.475
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you been having strange dreams?

01:05:12.495 --> 01:05:12.755
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

01:05:13.095 --> 01:05:14.756
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

01:05:15.776 --> 01:05:17.357
[SPEAKER_00]: I was gonna say that too, but I forgot.

01:05:17.377 --> 01:05:18.157
[SPEAKER_00]: I got sidetracked.

01:05:18.797 --> 01:05:20.818
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what if it kissed me first?

01:05:20.838 --> 01:05:25.899
[SPEAKER_01]: It would just reverse the roles and assert dominance by leaning.

01:05:26.099 --> 01:05:27.259
[SPEAKER_00]: I could see it doing that.

01:05:27.279 --> 01:05:28.900
[SPEAKER_00]: It means that they can read your mind.

01:05:28.940 --> 01:05:29.920
[SPEAKER_00]: I bet that's what happens.

01:05:29.980 --> 01:05:30.440
[SPEAKER_00]: Damn it.

01:05:31.321 --> 01:05:31.561
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

01:05:33.881 --> 01:05:34.621
[SPEAKER_00]: So you gotta trick it by

01:05:37.447 --> 01:05:40.753
[SPEAKER_00]: thinking about doing something but not doing what you're thinking about.

01:05:40.874 --> 01:05:42.336
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Jedi mind trick.

01:05:42.837 --> 01:05:44.681
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're ready for that.

01:05:45.282 --> 01:05:45.503
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

01:05:47.205 --> 01:06:09.800
[SPEAKER_01]: uh... someone ask about uh... submitting encounters for the new show uh... you can just email them to the regular email address uh... if you want to type them out if you want to send them via be a voice note however just get them to us were working out working out the kinks and stuff

01:06:15.318 --> 01:06:23.541
[SPEAKER_01]: Trying to develop like a format, script type deal, whatnot to get it, get it rolling.

01:06:26.762 --> 01:06:28.663
[SPEAKER_01]: So you can just keep sending them more away.

01:06:28.683 --> 01:06:33.925
[SPEAKER_01]: We haven't been getting a few here lately, which it was a drive for a while, but now we've kind of got a few more.

01:06:36.786 --> 01:06:40.988
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I said that because we were talking about kiss and aliens, it was, we don't

01:06:48.170 --> 01:06:57.892
[SPEAKER_00]: So Steve, when it comes day, if we come face to face with an alien and you think about running and crying like a little sissy, and then you just punch it in the head.

01:06:59.513 --> 01:07:03.034
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what you're going to run, but you just go, what?

01:07:03.754 --> 01:07:04.574
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.

01:07:04.894 --> 01:07:10.696
[SPEAKER_01]: Think about kissing it on the mouth and then when it leans in, then you just stick.

01:07:11.696 --> 01:07:12.536
[SPEAKER_00]: It'll be awesome.

01:07:14.580 --> 01:07:20.363
[SPEAKER_00]: I wonder what it would think if you just, if you got off a good clean shop, just pumps that some of a bitch.

01:07:20.783 --> 01:07:27.247
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, uh, in the alien encounter that I'm talking about, it happened.

01:07:27.987 --> 01:07:29.248
[SPEAKER_01]: Hell yeah.

01:07:29.868 --> 01:07:31.469
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to have my answer.

01:07:32.329 --> 01:07:33.610
[SPEAKER_01]: My, uh,

01:07:35.427 --> 01:07:59.465
[SPEAKER_01]: it's it's crazy this this particular alien case is crazy because it leads into the most famous men in black case ever recorded which you hear about all the time you know the one where that you got the penny and it disappeared yeah yeah nobody ever talks about the case they came before

01:08:00.817 --> 01:08:07.440
[SPEAKER_01]: because old boy, old boy that had the penny disappear was investigating a particular a particular UFO case.

01:08:08.380 --> 01:08:10.381
[SPEAKER_00]: He punched it to the stove with a penny.

01:08:10.881 --> 01:08:12.242
[SPEAKER_01]: No, he wasn't the puncher.

01:08:12.962 --> 01:08:13.702
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.

01:08:13.822 --> 01:08:19.385
[SPEAKER_01]: The abductee that he was working with that he was helping out was the puncher.

01:08:21.425 --> 01:08:29.849
[SPEAKER_01]: Which I guess, I mean, if you're an alien and you get a right hook in the face, at that point, you have to send him in and black in.

01:08:31.020 --> 01:08:31.760
[SPEAKER_01]: You've been made a fool.

01:08:35.302 --> 01:08:39.285
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I've like the men and black are pretty formidable.

01:08:42.727 --> 01:08:50.251
[SPEAKER_01]: It is weird that they're not like you don't see people having encounters with them anymore.

01:08:51.071 --> 01:08:51.992
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's crazy.

01:08:52.846 --> 01:08:54.307
[SPEAKER_00]: It would like to know what happened.

01:08:54.787 --> 01:09:04.372
[SPEAKER_01]: It was really prevalent in like the 60s and the 70s, probably even through the 80s, and then it just stopped.

01:09:08.214 --> 01:09:14.857
[SPEAKER_01]: And there, that particular min and black case, I'm sure we talked about it in just one of the min and black episodes.

01:09:16.201 --> 01:09:24.088
[SPEAKER_01]: But there are details to that specific encounter that I think a lot of people miss that make it so much more creepy.

01:09:25.909 --> 01:09:34.717
[SPEAKER_01]: It's it's not which case the one where the de-materialized the penny oh yeah.

01:09:35.756 --> 01:09:46.778
[SPEAKER_01]: Like there's there's stuff about that the dudes daughter ended up getting weird phone calls and people Is that the one where they de-materialize the penny and then basically say I can do this to your heart.

01:09:47.438 --> 01:09:59.061
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they said that's what happened to Barney Hill He said just like that like I can't remember the quote exactly but just like how that penny isn't there anymore Barney's heart's not there anymore That's fucked.

01:09:59.541 --> 01:10:05.462
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that would intimidate me Fuck yeah, that would intimidate me

01:10:10.687 --> 01:10:10.927
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

01:10:12.128 --> 01:10:17.312
[SPEAKER_01]: But the UFO case that started it all is an interesting UFO case.

01:10:18.733 --> 01:10:19.954
[SPEAKER_00]: That is awesome.

01:10:23.477 --> 01:10:32.083
[SPEAKER_01]: There was a report on a report on a podcast about a lady that was paralyzed by a mantis and she's thought so hard about killing it and broke free of the paralysis.

01:10:33.364 --> 01:10:37.007
[SPEAKER_01]: They say there have been cases where

01:10:41.501 --> 01:10:44.383
[SPEAKER_01]: just focused on taking their power back like that.

01:10:45.243 --> 01:10:50.287
[SPEAKER_01]: And it worked the same as using the name of Jesus.

01:10:52.508 --> 01:10:53.689
[SPEAKER_00]: To his, that's what I'm saying.

01:10:53.709 --> 01:10:56.111
[SPEAKER_00]: I, I, I love the fact of this lady.

01:10:57.672 --> 01:10:59.873
[SPEAKER_00]: Just use violence.

01:11:00.173 --> 01:11:00.453
[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.

01:11:01.034 --> 01:11:08.859
[SPEAKER_00]: Your hatred to break free from a man to being in a man to say of all things.

01:11:10.225 --> 01:11:15.206
[SPEAKER_00]: Of all things you're trying to fight and this lady's like, Oh, yeah, you're going to get it.

01:11:15.326 --> 01:11:15.706
[SPEAKER_00]: Get it.

01:11:18.787 --> 01:11:19.087
[SPEAKER_01]: I need it.

01:11:19.187 --> 01:11:19.447
[SPEAKER_01]: Awesome.

01:11:20.687 --> 01:11:26.468
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know if it's because Kyle's diving the coply was me has just got me on a UFO kick now.

01:11:28.389 --> 01:11:38.251
[SPEAKER_01]: I almost have another Carlaterna episode written, which I've had since I released the last one, like, two years ago, just never finished it.

01:11:40.138 --> 01:11:51.382
[SPEAKER_01]: But I need to now, especially since some of the things that happened in Kathy's encounter are very similar to the same things that were happening into the women that Carly interviewed.

01:11:54.824 --> 01:12:01.787
[SPEAKER_01]: Once you start deep diving into some of these abduction cases, it's, it's in Bananas.

01:12:04.688 --> 01:12:07.629
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to be face to face with a man, mantis being.

01:12:09.912 --> 01:12:34.237
[SPEAKER_01]: What would be, in your opinion, what's the most terrifying race of alien gray, mantis, reptilian, hi, mantis, well, the insectoid ones that you hear, not, not because like a gray is scary, but it's scary in a different way.

01:12:36.277 --> 01:12:38.438
[SPEAKER_00]: The mantis, like the mantis one is just,

01:12:40.665 --> 01:12:46.587
[SPEAKER_00]: A in sex sock, B, I would just all I could do is envision it using.

01:12:46.627 --> 01:12:52.910
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like Kirk could ask mouth or it's fucking big ass hands to take me apart.

01:12:54.075 --> 01:12:59.218
[SPEAKER_01]: That needs to be, if we do a man just episode, it just needs to be crooked ass mouth, big ass hands.

01:13:01.640 --> 01:13:06.603
[SPEAKER_01]: Grailians will always, Colleen's got the right idea, not a fan of any.

01:13:07.183 --> 01:13:08.064
[SPEAKER_00]: But, well, yeah.

01:13:08.204 --> 01:13:10.045
[SPEAKER_01]: Grailians will always be terrifying.

01:13:10.665 --> 01:13:18.330
[SPEAKER_01]: I know like, I know I could probably, pure hand hand combat, they're not using any, they're not using any of mine tricks.

01:13:18.510 --> 01:13:20.351
[SPEAKER_01]: I know I could probably get through about a dozen of them.

01:13:20.810 --> 01:13:22.411
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, dude, I'm fucking up at least 30.

01:13:22.551 --> 01:13:27.175
[SPEAKER_01]: If there's, if there's like a hundred, okay, I'm, I'm gonna get a lot, right?

01:13:27.355 --> 01:13:31.178
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm like, like you said, I'm gonna get a lot, but I, I won't get all, but I'm gonna get a lot.

01:13:31.698 --> 01:13:40.144
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, basically, they would have to have enough number to just wear me out to exhaustion, where I couldn't even lift my arm.

01:13:42.406 --> 01:13:43.607
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, same.

01:13:45.667 --> 01:13:47.748
[SPEAKER_00]: Outside of that, I'm beating a graze ass.

01:13:47.828 --> 01:13:48.328
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they got it.

01:13:48.348 --> 01:13:54.311
[SPEAKER_00]: Without without the mine tricks and the tech and the laser guns and stuff.

01:13:54.371 --> 01:13:56.852
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they got a way like 17 pounds.

01:13:58.092 --> 01:13:59.373
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the reptilian would suck.

01:14:00.914 --> 01:14:02.474
[SPEAKER_00]: Cause I feel like they're broots.

01:14:02.714 --> 01:14:03.015
[SPEAKER_01]: Buff.

01:14:03.815 --> 01:14:07.557
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I feel like they're just pure brootish and just violent.

01:14:07.757 --> 01:14:08.997
[SPEAKER_01]: Buff, buff tailions.

01:14:09.477 --> 01:14:14.660
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so those suck and the mantis ones are the insect woods that have crooked ass mouths

01:14:19.276 --> 01:14:25.538
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't see the re-release of Mars attacks, but that is perfect timing for the age of disclosure.

01:14:25.558 --> 01:14:26.459
[SPEAKER_00]: There you go.

01:14:27.259 --> 01:14:33.921
[SPEAKER_00]: And then you have the, oh, the nodes, the Nordics, I'm not scared of them.

01:14:34.081 --> 01:14:36.162
[SPEAKER_00]: Everybody says they're pretty, so whatever.

01:14:38.483 --> 01:14:39.663
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're very human-like.

01:14:40.203 --> 01:14:41.264
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and they're not that scared.

01:14:41.284 --> 01:14:42.264
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I can fight a human.

01:14:44.501 --> 01:14:44.761
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

01:14:45.642 --> 01:14:46.423
[SPEAKER_00]: Even if they're tall.

01:14:46.724 --> 01:14:47.745
[SPEAKER_01]: I never tried to find it.

01:14:47.785 --> 01:14:49.768
[SPEAKER_01]: I never tried to fight a 10-foot praying mantis.

01:14:50.468 --> 01:14:51.370
[SPEAKER_00]: No, that sucks.

01:14:52.191 --> 01:14:53.132
[SPEAKER_00]: Praying mantis.

01:14:53.152 --> 01:14:54.193
[SPEAKER_00]: They're scary, period.

01:14:59.039 --> 01:15:01.883
[SPEAKER_01]: I've been finding a lot of weird cases.

01:15:03.953 --> 01:15:16.484
[SPEAKER_01]: especially from Russia, for whatever reason, of back in the 70s, people seeing doors and windows opening in the sky.

01:15:17.144 --> 01:15:17.905
[SPEAKER_00]: Gross.

01:15:18.005 --> 01:15:20.127
[SPEAKER_01]: And they're being beings behind it.

01:15:20.707 --> 01:15:22.489
[SPEAKER_00]: Gross, that's awesome though.

01:15:22.793 --> 01:15:49.360
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it sucks because there's there's not there's not very much meat to any of the the encounters or the the stories because they're literally just seeing like a window open in the sky and seeing people behind it, but there's a bunch of That's crazy because I was actually just thinking about That's something else we could do is if you find those stupid little short ones that are just they're just crazy

01:15:53.201 --> 01:16:03.365
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, yeah, you know, I'm saying the 15-minuteer, yeah, just content for the masses, those stories are so fucking crazy.

01:16:03.705 --> 01:16:10.047
[SPEAKER_00]: I and you and me both were both big fan of like the one-off stories, yeah, I don't like that.

01:16:10.167 --> 01:16:20.011
[SPEAKER_00]: Like at one we had where there was that guy outside the window and like a fucking brain jacket and he had a fly head, yeah, shit is so cool.

01:16:22.087 --> 01:16:31.291
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess I could put a bunch of these together because literally this one's like, it's barely five sentences long.

01:16:32.651 --> 01:16:33.291
[SPEAKER_01]: Some are 1944 in Ukraine.

01:16:33.311 --> 01:16:34.052
[SPEAKER_01]: What is now Ukraine?

01:16:38.950 --> 01:16:51.819
[SPEAKER_01]: Witnesses and his brother saw in the sky something like a door open and inside that rectangle, a woman in gray clothes and flowing hair, other people saw it as well, grandmother of the witness began to pray and said that it was a vision for God.

01:16:53.641 --> 01:17:02.447
[SPEAKER_00]: That's crazy, but we I don't we've also which in that particular thing, it almost makes me wonder if what year was that 44?

01:17:04.080 --> 01:17:17.790
[SPEAKER_00]: 44 That'd be early as thought it's pretty almost right almost it almost makes you wonder if they was fucking around on some type of technology Could be did something you know almost like the uh

01:17:19.194 --> 01:17:21.396
[SPEAKER_00]: the mirror up, you know, the mirrors you talked about.

01:17:21.596 --> 01:17:24.078
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, I didn't do an episode on that.

01:17:24.098 --> 01:17:26.740
[SPEAKER_01]: That was it, 40 of them.

01:17:26.880 --> 01:17:29.042
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I could do an episode on that actually.

01:17:29.062 --> 01:17:30.103
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we definitely could.

01:17:30.363 --> 01:17:34.587
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I got rid of my script, so I wouldn't put it back out.

01:17:35.127 --> 01:17:35.748
[SPEAKER_00]: That sucks.

01:17:35.928 --> 01:17:38.510
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, whoops.

01:17:38.550 --> 01:17:43.234
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, anytime I see a bizarre alien encounter, I flag it.

01:17:43.854 --> 01:17:46.637
[SPEAKER_01]: Which nine times out of 10, they're not long enough to do an episode on.

01:17:47.017 --> 01:17:49.438
[SPEAKER_01]: But we just want to record shit and put it out.

01:17:50.038 --> 01:17:58.961
[SPEAKER_01]: Like this one, woman has sexual encounter and becomes pregnant by a being with characteristics of an ancient Roman soldier.

01:18:00.261 --> 01:18:00.942
[SPEAKER_00]: That's weird.

01:18:01.002 --> 01:18:01.442
[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.

01:18:03.262 --> 01:18:03.583
[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.

01:18:04.003 --> 01:18:05.183
[SPEAKER_01]: This is pretty long story, too.

01:18:07.664 --> 01:18:08.244
[SPEAKER_00]: That's dope.

01:18:08.284 --> 01:18:10.825
[SPEAKER_00]: That's, that's, that's, yeah, crazy.

01:18:11.925 --> 01:18:13.366
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm trying to see.

01:18:19.373 --> 01:18:23.774
[SPEAKER_01]: He removed his helmet, allowing her to see that his head was covered in some kind of shiny material.

01:18:26.015 --> 01:18:26.515
[SPEAKER_00]: That's weird.

01:18:28.236 --> 01:18:30.476
[SPEAKER_01]: I got a lot of weird ass alien cases saved.

01:18:33.297 --> 01:18:43.400
[SPEAKER_01]: But the one officer that found us though, and it's weird when you get these crazy ones and then it like also kind of interlinks with other ones and you're like, maybe something's up here.

01:18:49.391 --> 01:18:50.131
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's all.

01:18:50.231 --> 01:18:51.532
[SPEAKER_01]: I have a ton of this shit.

01:18:51.552 --> 01:18:51.952
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll see it.

01:18:51.972 --> 01:18:52.893
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'll be like, Oh, that's me here.

01:18:52.913 --> 01:18:53.613
[SPEAKER_01]: And then I'll save it.

01:18:54.193 --> 01:18:55.114
[SPEAKER_00]: That's true, too, Steve.

01:18:55.154 --> 01:19:00.276
[SPEAKER_00]: You could you could make like a little 15 minute segment on the night shift here.

01:19:00.296 --> 01:19:00.696
[SPEAKER_00]: Where are you?

01:19:01.416 --> 01:19:04.038
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you pick up a little them and we talk about them.

01:19:05.178 --> 01:19:05.898
[SPEAKER_01]: Good call.

01:19:06.219 --> 01:19:07.339
[SPEAKER_00]: There's just a small little segment.

01:19:07.359 --> 01:19:08.199
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a big good idea.

01:19:08.220 --> 01:19:08.880
[SPEAKER_01]: Silver snail.

01:19:08.960 --> 01:19:09.680
[SPEAKER_01]: Great call.

01:19:11.501 --> 01:19:14.943
[SPEAKER_01]: I started watching three body problems, but I didn't finish it.

01:19:15.503 --> 01:19:15.823
[SPEAKER_00]: Same.

01:19:18.197 --> 01:19:20.278
[SPEAKER_00]: And now I don't watch much TV at all.

01:19:20.978 --> 01:19:21.499
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't either.

01:19:21.539 --> 01:19:22.519
[SPEAKER_01]: I just watch YouTube.

01:19:24.400 --> 01:19:25.141
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even do that.

01:19:25.421 --> 01:19:26.241
[SPEAKER_01]: Which helmet?

01:19:28.902 --> 01:19:36.747
[SPEAKER_01]: If you're, I mean, at least, I was gonna say, Lisa's wrapped up, but apparently not if you got her pregnant.

01:19:38.868 --> 01:19:41.189
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, basically all I do is work.

01:19:42.890 --> 01:19:44.831
[SPEAKER_00]: Hang out with my family and work on the show.

01:19:45.171 --> 01:19:45.451
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

01:19:46.142 --> 01:19:48.023
[SPEAKER_00]: That's literally about all I have time to do.

01:19:48.364 --> 01:19:50.205
[SPEAKER_00]: And occasionally I get to go home on my yard.

01:19:51.586 --> 01:19:54.048
[SPEAKER_01]: That reminds me that I have to cut my grass tomorrow.

01:19:54.208 --> 01:19:57.230
[SPEAKER_00]: Which is me too.

01:19:57.250 --> 01:20:02.674
[SPEAKER_00]: I am waiting and push mine off because I'll be going on vacation.

01:20:02.954 --> 01:20:03.514
[SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah.

01:20:04.355 --> 01:20:05.896
[SPEAKER_01]: Shout out to Kyle going on vacation.

01:20:10.459 --> 01:20:11.520
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to go pro.

01:20:13.481 --> 01:20:14.122
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.

01:20:14.402 --> 01:20:15.042
[SPEAKER_00]: Coming in hot.

01:20:16.668 --> 01:20:17.808
[SPEAKER_00]: Much love, big dog.

01:20:20.209 --> 01:20:21.310
[SPEAKER_01]: Mark coming in hot.

01:20:21.770 --> 01:20:22.911
[SPEAKER_01]: Hope you're doing good, homie.

01:20:23.651 --> 01:20:25.892
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, over the wife's doing great.

01:20:25.932 --> 01:20:26.872
[SPEAKER_00]: Family's doing great.

01:20:33.775 --> 01:20:35.256
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, go pro on vacation.

01:20:35.276 --> 01:20:36.056
[SPEAKER_01]: That'll be sick.

01:20:36.916 --> 01:20:41.258
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, maybe I'll be able to catch a dog, man.

01:20:43.730 --> 01:21:09.815
[SPEAKER_00]: to be a man kind of neck of the woods how we're gonna get the footage i'm gonna survive i like the confidence i'm a survivor you are survivor you are survivor all i've hasn't taken me down yet you haven't encountered a dogman yet uh... that's not that may or may not be true

01:21:12.325 --> 01:21:14.426
[SPEAKER_00]: I did have that weird dog experience at the house.

01:21:14.666 --> 01:21:15.467
[SPEAKER_00]: That was an alien.

01:21:16.828 --> 01:21:17.888
[SPEAKER_00]: I probably probably.

01:21:18.429 --> 01:21:19.769
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I survived aliens then.

01:21:19.889 --> 01:21:23.151
[SPEAKER_01]: So I was 100% alien encounter.

01:21:25.453 --> 01:21:27.374
[SPEAKER_00]: Steve, what would you be more afraid of?

01:21:27.754 --> 01:21:28.855
[SPEAKER_00]: Aliens are dog men.

01:21:30.216 --> 01:21:30.576
[SPEAKER_01]: Aliens.

01:21:32.217 --> 01:21:33.497
[SPEAKER_01]: I fucking hate aliens.

01:21:34.598 --> 01:21:36.219
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, aliens are pretty creepy.

01:21:36.940 --> 01:21:37.560
[SPEAKER_01]: A dog man.

01:21:41.047 --> 01:21:43.228
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like you know where you're getting yourself into with the dog man.

01:21:43.248 --> 01:21:44.229
[SPEAKER_01]: Same way with the big foot.

01:21:45.209 --> 01:21:46.110
[SPEAKER_01]: You go into that.

01:21:47.451 --> 01:21:48.571
[SPEAKER_01]: You know you're going to get fucked up.

01:21:49.312 --> 01:21:50.813
[SPEAKER_01]: Aliens, you don't know what they're going to do.

01:21:50.833 --> 01:21:53.774
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't know what technology they have, what capabilities they have.

01:21:54.175 --> 01:21:56.356
[SPEAKER_01]: Like you look at a grain and you're like, I could fight you.

01:21:57.003 --> 01:22:01.127
[SPEAKER_01]: but then they immediately put you in paralysis and you can't do nothing.

01:22:02.067 --> 01:22:05.290
[SPEAKER_01]: A dogman is just going to tear you limb from limb and you know that.

01:22:05.550 --> 01:22:06.131
[SPEAKER_01]: Go in there.

01:22:06.791 --> 01:22:08.433
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

01:22:08.493 --> 01:22:10.134
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I haven't had any bean drops lately.

01:22:10.194 --> 01:22:11.015
[SPEAKER_00]: I wrongly enough.

01:22:11.936 --> 01:22:12.816
[SPEAKER_01]: I have an either.

01:22:14.358 --> 01:22:25.427
[SPEAKER_01]: The bean was like transferring and I still to this day have no idea what the bean sound was in my house.

01:22:28.718 --> 01:22:29.378
[SPEAKER_01]: which is weird.

01:22:30.499 --> 01:22:31.220
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't know.

01:22:31.560 --> 01:22:39.526
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know man, because for a while there in my life that that being noise was so it was super consistent and now that you say that I haven't heard it in quite some time.

01:22:39.926 --> 01:22:44.569
[SPEAKER_00]: No ever since there's no there's no misnip because like it's literally in my room.

01:22:44.689 --> 01:22:47.651
[SPEAKER_01]: So the entity showed up in the beans left.

01:22:50.093 --> 01:22:51.574
[SPEAKER_00]: It always makes me wonder what that means.

01:22:52.908 --> 01:23:03.091
[SPEAKER_00]: Because sometimes I get the feeling that I'm super connected to the paranormal and then there's other times where I can like, like, I don't know what's weird feeling.

01:23:03.131 --> 01:23:05.572
[SPEAKER_00]: I physically feel like I'm not at all.

01:23:07.633 --> 01:23:09.153
[SPEAKER_00]: And I ride clean enough here of late.

01:23:09.193 --> 01:23:13.034
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I haven't been inside for maybe, maybe do in that.

01:23:13.054 --> 01:23:21.097
[SPEAKER_00]: The coply encounter that one that left me with some weird, weird feelings, but I don't

01:23:24.160 --> 01:23:26.602
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I, I don't know why I'll still forever.

01:23:28.564 --> 01:23:34.729
[SPEAKER_00]: Say that the, whatever it is, the phenomena, nods it's head at you once in a while.

01:23:34.789 --> 01:23:38.552
[SPEAKER_00]: And if you're paying attention, I feel like you feel that internally.

01:23:40.393 --> 01:23:40.654
[SPEAKER_01]: It may.

01:23:40.694 --> 01:23:42.055
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't explain it further than that.

01:23:42.435 --> 01:23:50.382
[SPEAKER_01]: It makes me wonder like what specifically we're doing to trigger that.

01:23:50.942 --> 01:23:51.503
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?

01:23:53.563 --> 01:23:56.244
[SPEAKER_01]: we don't we don't do a whole lot of stuff different.

01:23:57.065 --> 01:24:08.431
[SPEAKER_01]: We find something we research it we talk about it, but like you said, there are certain catalysts that said it off like when we went to X, ship popped crazy off during that.

01:24:08.971 --> 01:24:10.892
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that was that was something different.

01:24:12.853 --> 01:24:18.896
[SPEAKER_00]: We haven't had anything like that happen since we've had subtle head nons, but we haven't had anything like that.

01:24:21.943 --> 01:24:24.405
[SPEAKER_00]: That was whatever that was with malicious as fuck.

01:24:27.587 --> 01:24:29.068
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's been a less than a while.

01:24:29.108 --> 01:24:30.529
[SPEAKER_01]: That was post-egress.

01:24:34.011 --> 01:24:37.854
[SPEAKER_01]: Which also felt like we were in the midst of something we weren't supposed to be in.

01:24:38.434 --> 01:24:38.714
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

01:24:40.275 --> 01:24:42.157
[SPEAKER_01]: Which was sick and fly.

01:24:42.317 --> 01:24:46.119
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, when that ended, I feel like I was almost like I was having withdrawals.

01:24:46.660 --> 01:24:46.980
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

01:24:48.081 --> 01:24:50.062
[SPEAKER_00]: Even though I was terrified through a lot of it.

01:24:52.698 --> 01:24:54.780
[SPEAKER_00]: there was times where I felt like I was having withdrawals.

01:24:55.360 --> 01:24:57.042
[SPEAKER_01]: Doesn't make you feel like you're a part of something.

01:24:57.762 --> 01:24:58.283
[SPEAKER_00]: It was weird.

01:25:00.725 --> 01:25:01.285
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

01:25:02.526 --> 01:25:03.307
[SPEAKER_00]: Very, very strange.

01:25:06.610 --> 01:25:10.253
[SPEAKER_01]: But I haven't really had anything weird going on either, honestly.

01:25:11.654 --> 01:25:11.954
[SPEAKER_00]: Same.

01:25:12.475 --> 01:25:18.540
[SPEAKER_00]: I've been highly distracted here lately though, like working on all the stuff I'm working on and just

01:25:20.843 --> 01:25:30.406
[SPEAKER_00]: working and trying to spend time with family and been all for busy, just been life's been busy busy busy busy.

01:25:30.426 --> 01:25:31.587
[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't really to be fair.

01:25:31.607 --> 01:25:35.668
[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't really acknowledged it back, even if it was doing anything.

01:25:37.409 --> 01:25:38.969
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, sometimes life does get in the way.

01:25:38.989 --> 01:25:40.290
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

01:25:42.070 --> 01:25:44.591
[SPEAKER_01]: So being able to pay attention to that kind of stuff and lock in.

01:25:45.602 --> 01:25:46.182
[SPEAKER_01]: Steel Tode.

01:25:46.362 --> 01:25:49.424
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we don't really have a topic kind of winding it down right now.

01:25:49.444 --> 01:26:11.175
[SPEAKER_01]: We were talking about zombie apocalypse alien invasions Cern sirn obduction people seeing doorways and windows in the sky Getting pregnant by Roman soldier Stuff like that, you know, normal stuff Get to his I don't

01:26:15.721 --> 01:26:16.622
[SPEAKER_01]: That's watch poop.

01:26:17.983 --> 01:26:19.203
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we did talk about it.

01:26:19.243 --> 01:26:21.165
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and kissing hands on the mouth.

01:26:22.005 --> 01:26:26.248
[SPEAKER_00]: The Cheap of Cobra taking a dump in a yard and hearing town.

01:26:26.328 --> 01:26:28.349
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we had a, we had a Cheap of Cobra.

01:26:28.369 --> 01:26:29.370
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, the graphic evidence.

01:26:29.590 --> 01:26:33.132
[SPEAKER_01]: What a graphic evidence of a Cheap of Cobra taking a shit and someone's yard here in town.

01:26:35.674 --> 01:26:36.735
[SPEAKER_01]: This is the night shifts.

01:26:37.335 --> 01:26:38.036
[SPEAKER_01]: Ladies and gentlemen.

01:26:38.696 --> 01:26:39.236
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

01:26:43.518 --> 01:27:04.293
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, but that being said, it is about that time, about that time, so thank you all for hanging out, thanks all the new people that came in, got the kick it with us, it's kind of what we do, we just fired the hip, chill, talk about stuff, you know, is what it is.

01:27:04.673 --> 01:27:10.958
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you never know where it's gonna go with the night shift, some nights it's all crazy talk, some nights we talk about food, yeah.

01:27:13.555 --> 01:27:16.376
[SPEAKER_01]: It's it's all of our show holocaust.

01:27:16.396 --> 01:27:17.396
[SPEAKER_01]: We make it what we want.

01:27:20.176 --> 01:27:25.697
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, we're gonna wrap it up there unlike the Roman soldier.

01:27:28.578 --> 01:27:29.158
[SPEAKER_01]: See what I did?

01:27:30.478 --> 01:27:31.178
[SPEAKER_01]: See what I did there?

01:27:31.858 --> 01:27:32.438
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's clever.

01:27:32.678 --> 01:27:35.339
[SPEAKER_01]: And uh, uh, thanks for ringing out with us.

01:27:35.359 --> 01:27:40.060
[SPEAKER_01]: Before we go, make sure you hit the like, subscribe notification bell, all that stuff share the show,

01:27:43.552 --> 01:27:47.916
[SPEAKER_01]: And we meet again, stay safe, stay weird.

01:27:48.616 --> 01:27:51.159
[SPEAKER_01]: You have the opportunity to photograph big foot turds.

01:27:52.139 --> 01:27:53.841
[SPEAKER_01]: Let us know if it's blurry or not.

