[SPEAKER_01]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and you are listening to Psycho Babble.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This week, we celebrate the end of Lindsey Graham and possibly Mitch McConnell, the Velociraptor that threw Rachel Riley into a volcano on Big Brother, the TV and gumbo that tore a curious hedaven poor in silky nutmeg ganache apart, plus America's latest problem, explosive diarrhea.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, she's just really going and going off going there.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you know what, if you don't want people celebrating when you die, don't live a life worth celebrating when it's over.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like you spend all your time on Earth making other people's lives hell and then you end up in hell and you want to be upset that people are happy.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what they say?
[SPEAKER_00]: What do people say?
[SPEAKER_00]: No one mourns the wicked.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is true!
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I forgot about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: But they were right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, well, they say famous deaths come in three, as you think we're going to get that summer clearance sale.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm not quite sure we've had our second, but my fingers are on the pulse, and there's no pulse.
[SPEAKER_01]: But, um,
[SPEAKER_01]: If you're listening seven years in the future and you're like, who died?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, famous, Faggot, Lindsey Graham, our Lady G's NDAs, clear and null-in-void.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, how does that work?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, apparently, once you die, all the NDAs are over, is that?
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's what I see people saying,
[SPEAKER_01]: But I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Lindsey Graham, Senator, for where?
[SPEAKER_01]: South Carolina, I think.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, dead, abruptly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently, there were like,
[SPEAKER_01]: dozens of FBI people at his house the next day.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like, did something go down?
[SPEAKER_01]: Or was he just, or was he just another act of January in the baby Congress?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, baby, the breaking news, the breaking news was all, his loved one's phone, the, they called 911 and 911 in the night, who called?
[SPEAKER_00]: He don't got no husband or wife, he ain't got no kids, which one of his grinder tricks had the call 911 and say the Viagra finally did it to his heart.
[SPEAKER_01]: listeners, test your poppers.
[SPEAKER_01]: You do not know.
[SPEAKER_01]: And also, yeah, you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is this the case of a poppers in Biagra because you're not supposed to make some boner pills and sniffers?
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, he was jet lagged.
[SPEAKER_00]: He had been flying all night.
[SPEAKER_00]: He got home.
[SPEAKER_00]: He got on grinder.
[SPEAKER_00]: He you uped one of his tricks.
[SPEAKER_00]: They brought the test, your powders, fentanyl.
[SPEAKER_00]: They brought the, they brought the poppers.
[SPEAKER_00]: They brought the Viagra.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want you to note, I'm sure all the men in Congress all get their Viagra for free because men's health.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, by the time this episode goes live, you think Mitch McConnell did.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what, if they've been saying he's dead, but then they've been saying he's not, but the people who say that he's not have a lot of vested interest in saying that he's not so that they can weaken that Bernie's eye government.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did see I did see a deep dive from some report from some actual good reporter news that was like Everyone saying they're trying to prevent a special election blah blah blah They were like I did a deep dive into Kentucky state law and we find none of this to be true What that that like something about as long as he doesn't die before August six that doesn't spawn a special election
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I keep seeing things about they're just going to have their relatives, replace them, replace their seats to Instagram's sister has already been named his replacement.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: November.
[SPEAKER_01]: In what world is that, like, how a democracy is run?
[SPEAKER_01]: In what world is that, like, the order of succession?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that, like, somebody you're related to?
[SPEAKER_01]: If I had a sibling who was, um,
[SPEAKER_01]: a nuclear physicist and they died and they needed somebody to take their job.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think they're going to call me now?
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe the apparently the mayor of South Carolina or wherever he was from could have named anybody.
[SPEAKER_00]: He could have named anyone.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the laws change it around, change your costume.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think the little lady bugs finally won the war?
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think the little lady bugs ate their way upward?
[SPEAKER_00]: The little lady bugs, the lady bugs.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that what his tricks were called?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_01]: Cory, there's no way we did not cover the little lady bugs.
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like if you like, yes, this rings true, but you go on about a lot.
[SPEAKER_00]: So how could I have heard it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, according to someone's got to keep it someone's got to keep us on the straight narrow.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's not me.
[SPEAKER_01]: The according to
[SPEAKER_01]: people who are familiar with the region, the people that have gone down low on the Lindsey Graham, they've spotted brown spots that looked like they needed to be wiped off.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they said, are you, do you need to shower?
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you need to, can I, do you mind if I wipe there?
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, oh, don't mind my little lady bugs.
[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently he's got clusters of very dark moles.
[SPEAKER_01]: Listeners.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so sorry, but he's got he's got clusters of a very dark moles.
[SPEAKER_01]: Taint's word and um and they scared people and he calls them his little lady bugs.
[SPEAKER_00]: You ever you ever rim someone with lady bugs?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure sometimes sometimes you gotta keep your eyes closed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes you don't want to see what's going, what's happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see the picture of Mitch McConnell in bed?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and he's having questions.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's conveniently holding the newspaper with the, you know, the of today, he's in his den on in the hospital.
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw the photo and I thought, is it cake?
[UNKNOWN]: Nope.
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I thought in who these days these cake people are good at their job, and you know what I would say No shade, but he's looking a little if that's a real picture.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's looking pickled sorry He's not looking his best
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I'm kind of over all the politicians dying in office because here's the truth.
[SPEAKER_01]: If they were to leave office, they would have to figure out who their handlers would be and that wouldn't be paid for by tax dollars.
[SPEAKER_01]: They wouldn't have people wheeling them around, taking them to doctors' appointments, taking them to this meeting, that meeting, taking them home, taking them.
[SPEAKER_01]: But, but, but, they wouldn't have all these assistants who would just wheel them around and then have to sign a signature here and there.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't know what they're voting on.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't know what their constituents want.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't do town halls.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't do anything except take money and be carted and wheeled around until they die.
[SPEAKER_01]: How was it legal and how, how did voters keep allowing it?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't get it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't get it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Trump did say that Lindsey Graham was scheduled to win by a lot.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, oh, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: You didn't, you didn't see that.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I didn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: I also saw that, so the newspaper that Mitch McConnell is allegedly holding in this picture
[SPEAKER_01]: Like the images have curves on them that would not be there on a newspaper and it looks like yes and we live we live in a time of AI where I wouldn't even know if I trust like a video of him like I need there to be
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I need all sides to be present in touching his face to make sure it's not a rubber mask.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess at this point, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't trust anything at this level.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, listen.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it happens in threes, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, question mark, and whoomst the big one, the big one.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I said.
[SPEAKER_01]: Some are clear and sale.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm not going to say who the big one is legally, but whoever your big one is, we're all going to, we're all going to book an Etsy witch.
[SPEAKER_01]: I hear,
[SPEAKER_01]: here that they're working over time.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did see that some witch was talking on Reddit about like witches.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you are, if you're trying to go in on Mitch McConnell be very careful because he has powers that really made me weak the last time I went into mentally attack.
[SPEAKER_00]: So witches, you're wearing six, six, six and the devil laughs.
[SPEAKER_01]: Speaking of witch, oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: Speaking of evil dead burning, I saw the movie evil dead burn.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it new, is it old?
[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever seen a movie evil dead movie?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so there's, it's a, you know, it's a classic, maybe in the 80s type of horror.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then there's been continuations, I don't know if there's sequels or remakes or whatever, but the,
[SPEAKER_00]: How low we need to owe?
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, yes, the IP lives on.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, there's a new one, Evil Dead Burn.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I haven't seen any of the Evil Dead's, but I was warned that it's scary.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so I was like, you thought I'm going to go to the burn.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go to the burn.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to feel the burn.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to experience it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, if you're into that kind of thing, I'm sure people you would love it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you into the type of thing where people are like,
[SPEAKER_01]: it's scary.
[SPEAKER_01]: But not fun scary.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like anxiety scary winds at the screen.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jump scare.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, that's what obsession was.
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, but like.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would say, 10 times more gory, it had moments of like, a little bit like final destination but also a little bit like, oh, saw, saw, saw, saw, I don't even seem the hostel, but I would think maybe it's hostily.
[SPEAKER_00]: You went to the theater to see this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Man, they really got you, Stubbs members just arrived in place.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was there, I was there in my, I leaned in my chair all the way back, you know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was one of those doll be, okay, I experienced the, the evil said, in doll be, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to say I hated it because it was, it was technically good, I guess.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I thought the cinematography was fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: They were doing fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: They were doing some fun things with their camera or whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you need to see the first one?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess I had questions.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I asked the questions afterward.
[SPEAKER_01]: I said, OK, so why were the evil dead people like evil?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, why were they mad?
[SPEAKER_01]: Why were they killing?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I guess I'd never understood, like, what's the motivation?
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are they kind of like,
[SPEAKER_01]: a little bit, but it was like, they were evil.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, they were giving Satan's doings.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who was that girl who was head spun around and she's like, fuck my pussy?
[SPEAKER_01]: Ragan?
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: They were kind of giving that energy sometimes.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they were, they were vulgar as hell.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you speak?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they spoke.
[SPEAKER_01]: And anytime, I guess it transfers the evil transfers via like a body liquids.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so like spit or blood, I guess maybe just blood.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like somebody with blood on their face started kissing somebody and then the evil was in them.
[SPEAKER_01]: They kissed one of the zombies.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, but she was down bad, she was, and you know what, this was after she saw the guy, shoot himself in the head three times, I'm like, grow, stand up, what do you want, one to us of enough, once was enough, she holes in the face, blood trickle,
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll, all right, I'll pick it up at the red box.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was scared.
[SPEAKER_01]: Reader?
[SPEAKER_01]: I was scared.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was happy when it was over, and, you know, what?
[SPEAKER_01]: There was a post-credit scene, and I, I was not joyful about that either.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you thought I got to go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I needed a hell of fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wanted Bluebees.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was a post-credit scene.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was more, it was more of scary.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry that happened to you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, but it felt appropriate with all the evil dead happening in the 70-70% on the thermometer.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, would you look at that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, speaking of, oh, dead.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I have a big brother spoiler, but certainly people have seen the premiere.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, well, you've been giving big brother spoilers for seasons that are 10 years past for the last month, so are we talking current or old, current?
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, a big brother, what what is it?
[SPEAKER_00]: 28.
[SPEAKER_01]: Big Brother 28 premiere happened and oh, it was gag after gag after gag.
[SPEAKER_01]: The biggest gag of all that I was not prepared for.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was as it was starting.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, there's no way.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the people that don't watch, there's a time machine this season.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they always have a them.
[SPEAKER_01]: The theme is time, this time around, and the house guests were time traveling to go bring in three reality TV legends.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who was the first one?
[SPEAKER_01]: The first one is Angela from Big Brother 26.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now I didn't watch 26.
[SPEAKER_01]: Would you consider her bring backable?
[SPEAKER_00]: there was a hole like I don't know if it was parade or variety but one of them was like did a deep dive with one of the producers and it was like why bring back someone who's so polarizing I didn't love her.
[SPEAKER_00]: I find her to be a 50 year old bully.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: There, I said it.
[SPEAKER_00]: She was mocking someone's facial features, and she was touching her face to make her face appear like theirs.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then similarly, the same thing, she was trying to walk around the house pretending to walk like some other girl that she was fighting with.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, imagine watching that show in your mom's ability.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, well, it could happen to you.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I really could.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have some people love her.
[SPEAKER_00]: Some people are like, it's classic, big brother, and I'm like, I guess you're right.
[SPEAKER_00]: People were racist and bullies in the early seasons.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do think it is classic.
[SPEAKER_01]: Big brother to bring back somebody who's polarizing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, they're not going to bring back like a snooze fast.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and I did love that somebody in their pre season interviews was like my least favorite contestant is, what's your name?
[SPEAKER_00]: Did they say least I thought they were like two people who said they were, she was their favorite.
[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody said, I was like, I do not like, what's it, what is your name?
[SPEAKER_00]: Angela.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was, it was giving survivor Redemption Island, bring Rob Boston Rob back with a bunch of people who love Boston Rob so we can make it to the end and win.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't think that's happening here.
[SPEAKER_00]: The second reality star, they traveled so where they traveled back to Fiji or some shit to get America's dad, Rick Devons.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just, I don't, I don't want them calling him America's dad.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's 11 months older than me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, he's not even a full calendar year older than me, America's dad, that could have been me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, there's a lot of people your age that are dads in America, that could have been me.
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw it clip on TikTok, they made rice crispy treats for his daughter's 9th birthday or some shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, do you need to see Rick Devon's on Big Brother?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is this something that you want?
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, I, I, I didn't mind it because I do like him.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just, I worry of how he'll fit in with like a bunch of young people, considering he's America's dad.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I guess I just, I didn't, I also didn't sit right with me that like,
[SPEAKER_00]: And interview from survivor 50 was like circulating of him saying he wouldn't go on big brother and like dunking on big brother.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, hey, I guess I'd show up for a check, too.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then the final reality star.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, there were rumors and rumors circulating around about who it was.
[SPEAKER_01]: We had kind of thought, we knew the truth, but then they started showing the time travel.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I thought, oh my god, I've got, I've been got, I got, I've been, they, they tricked us or they planted fake stories or something because the time traveler went wayer.
[SPEAKER_00]: The time traveler went to Vegas to the bar and I was very confused and I was like, is D older than I thought?
[SPEAKER_00]: She was like, this math ain't mathing for the age of this next celebrity.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's be honest.
[SPEAKER_01]: We were kind of, um, we saw rumors that it was D from survivor who you may know.
[SPEAKER_01]: She won what, I don't know what season 40, 45.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then she was just on 50 again.
[SPEAKER_01]: But when they went to Vegas, I was like, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then they, they're like, it's kind of showing the plot of who they're recruiting from this Vegas bar.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, ah, I just know it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't even clock it when they showed the girl on the red wig from behind.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought, oh my god, it's happening.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I was like, did they or not above it?
[SPEAKER_01]: They're doing it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, do you had red hair and worked in Vegas?
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's living many lives.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it was the one.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was the only.
[SPEAKER_00]: Rachel Riley and when I tell you I was so genuinely excited because I think Rachel is such a plus compared to D and and I didn't really, I guess nothing against D. I just didn't really want to watch two survivor players who just played in the same season who played together, come back and play together again.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I literally would have watched rather watch Rachel
[SPEAKER_01]: about the two survivor players from 50.
[SPEAKER_01]: It feels a little like everyone should go watch 50.
[SPEAKER_01]: A little final push to go watch 50.
[SPEAKER_01]: They still have commercials for it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, girl, move on.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: I might get it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It feels desperate for for survivor viewers to come on over and watch the show.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think there were bigger names from 50 that I think would have made more sense.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think Tiffany would have been a great choice from 50.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tiffany over so.
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like they're like edging us toward the idea of doing a big brother season.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's like.
[SPEAKER_00]: the traders, where it's like the ton of all reality.
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like this is their way of tip-toeing into being like, could we get away with doing what traders is doing?
[SPEAKER_00]: Since traders is having such a successful, like back-to-back seasons doing this sort of thing, it feels like their tip-toe in that direction.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it wasn't the only person.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't really love it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I would much rather have all normal civilian everyday people.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a it's a weird slap in the face to amazing race yet again.
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like this would have been a perfect opportunity to have someone from big brother someone from survivor someone from amazing race, but no, they don't give a fuck It is weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we say it a lot, but it is weird like they really are
[SPEAKER_00]: The act like it's like the the sibling that they keep under the under the state literally, and it's like I, I don't know that they've had a couple of good seasons a survivor or sorry, if amazing race like back to back, they just did an entire season of all big brother contestants like they could really hunt us and they did Angela.
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: She made it one episode, two episodes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, embarrassing that Enzo got beat by her.
[SPEAKER_00]: You think when she saw that clip of Enzo introducing the time machine, she was all, oh wait, actually no, she didn't get to see that part.
[SPEAKER_01]: She might still have been doing the time machine.
[SPEAKER_01]: We didn't even talk about Rachel coming in.
[SPEAKER_01]: Rachel comes into the house.
[SPEAKER_01]: Rachel gets brought back with the time machine.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then they live the afternoon with these three.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like,
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would love to know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I certainly didn't fall for the trap of watching Big Brother, whatever they're calling it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Untucked.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't fall for it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It didn't watch it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Unlocked.
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw.
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw Rachel tweet that she talked about it a little bit on that episode, but she tweeted it before the episode aired, so even she didn't know what made the cut and didn't.
[SPEAKER_00]: But um.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know I was it was like I was very happy and then the Velociraptor came out and I and I knew I saw the writing on the wall I was like Rachel's getting eaten by a raptor well close enough She got pushed into the volcano But then to like but then to like make DJs run out of the bushes And then like she was there just waiting
[SPEAKER_00]: And then like how awkward to have to like introduce yourself in that sense, like I don't know, I'm just like they they it's like they had a really good idea and then I don't know change their mind and decided to have two people from survivor 50.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think as much as I would have loved to see an amazing race person there honestly I would have taken any reality TV show if they wanted to do someone from the challenge if they wanted to do somebody from squid game I don't know something.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mixed up.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did enjoy the the untimely demise of Rachel Riley.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if that means in in the big brother universe.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's dead for life dead for good and she'll never come back.
[SPEAKER_01]: But you know why we exist in a universe in big brother with time machines is yet.
[SPEAKER_00]: they'll send somebody actually that's probably predicting it now the finale of Big Brother will have somebody travel in time to save Rachel from getting pushed into the volcano.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, okay, you heard it here first.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, okay, you didn't watch unlocked.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they already said that.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that is what that is what that is what happened and we got Rachel to bring her on unlocked.
[SPEAKER_01]: got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I guess I am smart enough.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I enjoyed it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was, I was, I was gagged and I, I thought, fun premiere.
[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently Rachel said that her in Selena is cities.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are we calling Selena Jason?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I don't think she cares.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I care.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, apparently she's going to be in the house very long, unfortunately.
[SPEAKER_01]: No spoilers.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm avoiding all spoilers.
[SPEAKER_01]: Rachel, while she was in the house for, I don't know, an hour or two before she got killed by the Velociraptor in the volcano, um, made a final two with Selena's cities.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I love that.
[SPEAKER_00]: No wonder Selena is so disappointed that she now has to put up with America's dad.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I saw a clip of her say.
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw a clip of her saying, America's dad was stealing her jokes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who?
[SPEAKER_00]: Selena?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it true?
[SPEAKER_00]: I hope they put it in the next episode and I hope they show the jokes that we're stolen.
[SPEAKER_00]: She beat her to the tweet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm rooting for Selena.
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope she does well.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did find it interesting that at least according to the episode, nobody knew she was on Drag Race and Angela may be new that she was maybe following her.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's so Selena's acting like, okay, well, I'm going to keep a secret that I'm at the drag level that I'm at.
[SPEAKER_01]: But what do you mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Nobody in that house has seen drag race.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_00]: Show is very straight.
[SPEAKER_00]: They cast very straight.
[SPEAKER_00]: I understood, and like the first or second episode, Selena was crying, saying she just is having a hard time because it's like she is close with girls in real life, but so much of her friends.
[SPEAKER_00]: that she hangs out with in L.A. our gay people and queer people and to like go into that house and yes, you have straight girls, but it's like I get it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that would be the hardest part about being on that show as a queer person is like being very isolated because all they want to do is cast people in their mid-20s to have showman says
[SPEAKER_00]: which it's already happening on like in lyric just go on just just make a version of of love island big lover big lover missed a love a love
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you watching Candidate's Drag Race?
[SPEAKER_01]: I am.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, now you know I'm a Candidate's Drag Race stand, but honey, this is Candidate's All Stars.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you're telling me these were the talents that the talent show?
[SPEAKER_00]: Did somebody said they, I don't know if it was shown in the episode, but somebody said they were told no lip syncing for the talent.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was shown in the episode, so I wonder if people showed up ready to do so, and then they couldn't do that or something, because it made no sense to me why I was experiencing some of the quote unquote talents that were at hand.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, no sense to you, why a first boot, a season one, first boot had a bad talent.
[SPEAKER_00]: When they're up against half a cast of runner-ups.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm so sorry, but even some of the runner-ups had some questionable talents as well.
[SPEAKER_01]: the it was rigoury I'm so sorry well yes and I know that's how the cookie crumbles and I know that's what's going on is production whatever but uh and I have no stake in the game but this is a spoiler if you haven't watched Candidest Drag Race all stars episode one I'm here it comes Jackie Cox being in the bottom she had a real talent she should have never been even eligible to be in the bottom let alone in the in a lip sync position
[SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I'm mostly mad because I think they did do a good job with casting.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think there's maybe two people I don't think should be there.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think if you're going to leave it up to them, if you're going to let them vote in a world where we've seen all star seasons with voting and them choosing the eliminations and we've seen people go further then they need to go because they're getting dragged to the end as an easy layup.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just, that pisses me off.
[SPEAKER_00]: We are only getting six episodes and there's people there that I don't think are competing at the level of some of the others.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that doesn't mean they're a bad person.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would love to see them back on a normal all-stars.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would actually think a first boot should never be on an all-stars.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think a first boot should come back for a normal season.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let them miss Vanji and have a try over.
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't put them on
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, I know you don't care about silky versus a curia, but are you following the unraveling of, has it gone off screen?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's gone off screen.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's been people going on other people's YouTube shows to talk about what the truth is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently a TV was stolen, but then maybe the TV wasn't stolen.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was left behind, and it was left somewhere for so long that
[SPEAKER_01]: the other person sold it and bought gumbo with the money.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm putting the pieces together, but I know you don't care.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm Tima Curia.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't believe anything silky says unfortunately.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, and would you sell some, would you sell my TV for some gumbo?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, maybe something else.
[SPEAKER_01]: If I left my TV at your house for too long, and I didn't come pick it up, would you sell it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know I watch a lot of Judge Judy.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you'd keep it, so you know what would happen.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would know how to cover my ass.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would text you, I would keep the receipts.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would say, hey, it's been here for six months.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you don't come and get it, I'm thrown it away.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I would say, here's your drop dead date, and I would keep it all in screenshots.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so that when we ended up on Judge Judy, was a case closed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, do you have explosive diarrhea?
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you eating raw vegetables?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm, I'm, was this about raw vegetables?
[SPEAKER_00]: Or is this about Taco Bell?
[SPEAKER_01]: I, maybe just let us.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a, there's a, there's a thing going around.
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, there's always a thing going around with this administration.
[SPEAKER_00]: COVID's back, back, back again.
[SPEAKER_00]: And what's the next outbreak?
[SPEAKER_00]: Ever see outbreak?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: What is it's a movie about an outbreak?
[SPEAKER_00]: The Ladybug story?
[SPEAKER_00]: I just remember when they were all, you know when you see a meme sometimes and it's like the movie that was number one, the week of your birth 10 years ago is how your 20, 26 is about to be.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and what was that?
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw that once and looked in mind without break.
[SPEAKER_01]: How do I look that up?
[SPEAKER_01]: Movie number one you gotta build this.
[SPEAKER_00]: We got to pick a year.
[SPEAKER_00]: We got to pick years ago March 1989 Lean on me.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's that's that's that's your birth birth
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you, you want it to be my conceivement?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, this was just like 10 years ago.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was like 1996 or some shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember what it was, but I remember when I looked it was outbreak.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, so anyways, lettuce is giving people the diarrhea.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that I don't want it to go on about?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, apparently there's explosives diarrhea and it's breaking containment and it's reaching all the states now.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's something called cyclospooriasis, cyclospooriasis outbreak.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's now in 31 states, 7,000 cases, and last year, RFK ordered the CDC to stop tracking it, so that's where we're at.
[SPEAKER_01]: So that's where we're at, so if you feel you might fart,
[SPEAKER_01]: It's never been more risky to trust the fart damn.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't believe we can't even trust the fart these days nowadays Hold it in until you're safe and sounds cork it cork it cork it mama cork it cork it mama
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: The last thing I did want to bring up was, now that you're in New York, I need you to report from the ground because there's a new monument coming to your city.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it in Manhattan?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's in Times Square.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do not go to Times Square.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not even for the Olive Garden.
[SPEAKER_00]: They have one there already.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm saying not even for the Olive Garden.
[SPEAKER_00]: What's coming?
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a new Charlie Kirk monument coming because I'm square, I guess, a temporary.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, I don't know, but there's no way.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's never temporary.
[SPEAKER_01]: People are saying, finally, it's like, it's like restroom in the city.
[SPEAKER_00]: Woo!
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, I hear that and I feel that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was out, I was out playing Pokemon Go for Pokemon Go anniversary weekend, all that shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you really have to be careful where you're playing Pokemon Go because there's not a lot of public restrooms and if you're going to be out from multiple hours catching Pokemon, there I was in Central Park doing this nice little loop.
[SPEAKER_00]: There were lots of lures, there were lots of people, there were lots of raid gyms.
[SPEAKER_00]: There were more than one bathroom.
[SPEAKER_00]: There I was, went to the bathroom, washing my hands, surprisingly, one of the air dryers was working.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is like a public park bathroom keep in mind.
[SPEAKER_00]: The other one's completely broken.
[SPEAKER_00]: There I am, drying my hands under the hand dryer.
[SPEAKER_00]: And this little kid comes up next to me, tries to use the broken one.
[SPEAKER_00]: Obviously, that working steps over to mind pushes my hands.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry, but that sounds like a New Yorker and he has a seniority, so the way the way I laughed and his mom was just waiting for him right outside the door and I was like, I wanted to tell her but I was like, after I got yelled at for correcting that child at the movie theater a month ago, I just don't trust recommending children in this town.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: I had a similar experience.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was, I was catching Pokemon and I had to use the restroom.
[SPEAKER_01]: The loo.
[SPEAKER_01]: The lair.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I went to the new, um, raising canes.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a new raising canes.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so I went there and I got my chicken or whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: And afterwards, I was like, you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: Before we, before we head back out to do some raids, I got a pee.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so I go pee.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, there's a line.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm next up in line.
[SPEAKER_01]: And some,
[SPEAKER_01]: little team between little brat just walks right up in steps in front of me and doesn't say anything.
[SPEAKER_00]: I said what is to where I lead him.
[SPEAKER_01]: I say there's a line and he goes, oh, I just need to go in real quick.
[SPEAKER_01]: I said no and the person comes out of the bathroom and he's like, you're saying I can't just go in real quick.
[SPEAKER_01]: I said,
[SPEAKER_00]: No, are you what?
[SPEAKER_00]: No!
[SPEAKER_00]: How many people were in line?
[SPEAKER_01]: Two, I'm sorry, but no, it's even if it were just me in line, you're not cutting me in line.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's it, it may be you could ask.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe you could explain, this is an, I have, I have, what is it?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, I actually have cycloporosis and I got my explosives.
[SPEAKER_01]: I rear comment and I mean, no explanation just kind of like expected.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm uh-uh, and I found joy in saying, no, with some breath.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's an overactive bladder, is an invisible disease.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got places to go and things to see, control and my symptoms means everything to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: And yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we're working people fine too.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can find me building up the strength to yell at a child in New York.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm confident.
[SPEAKER_00]: Scary, actually.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what, that you've trained your entire life, yelling at kids to be able to yell at a New Yorker child.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you've built up to this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think you're ready for it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think you went out with.
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, I did laugh.
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought this precious little dweeb just pushed in my hands.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe he was trying to hold hand.
[SPEAKER_00]: Side, maybe.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: What about you, mama?
[SPEAKER_01]: You can find me very carefully, um, uh, using my powers to, uh, do the dees.
[SPEAKER_01]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the wedges.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Later.