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[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm J. Kloen.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm joined here by.
[SPEAKER_00]: Am I just doing this one by myself?
[SPEAKER_00]: I keep going.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just think it's funny.
[SPEAKER_02]: Patreon.
[SPEAKER_03]: This, I wonder how many people are like, are you actually alone?
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you wanting to update?
[SPEAKER_02]: Now I'll just ignore you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I did it in my car.
[SPEAKER_02]: I pretty sure I've talked for like 50 minutes straight to myself before.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think there was at one time that we lost phone connection and you were talking to me telling me a story or something that happened and I don't think you knew it dropped.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it came back and I was still going.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I had to call you back and I was still talking to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I was still telling the story.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I think it was when you were coming back from Minnesota when your power was shooting went out the first time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, one of the first, or maybe the second time.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think I'm on my third round of that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, gosh.
[SPEAKER_02]: If anyone can understand how electronic power steering works at home, I just don't get it because I turn my car on and it works.
[SPEAKER_02]: But after five seconds, it just says, like, nope, I'm done working and the power steering turns off.
[SPEAKER_03]: Use is melted.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, then why is it working off the rip?
[SPEAKER_02]: It shouldn't work at all.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're off the rip, he had it done.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, if it's burnt, I won't work.
[SPEAKER_03]: But if it's like going bad at me,
[SPEAKER_02]: makes sense to me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, never mind that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, when fuses go, that's their point.
[SPEAKER_02]: They just go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like that's how they're designed.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how they're supposed to happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does everything always happen how it's supposed to?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's how life works.
[SPEAKER_02]: Everything happens as meant to be.
[SPEAKER_02]: So yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the grand scheme of things it does.
[SPEAKER_02]: Think about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Follow the money.
[SPEAKER_03]: Some we're going to talk about some really odd cases of just random weird one-offs I like doing these every once in a while.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, the random one-offs that's like home.
[SPEAKER_03]: In 1924 in Paso County in the state of Florida.
[SPEAKER_03]: which was related in 1974 by an elderly witness named Evelyn who claimed that this had happened to her when she was a girl.
[SPEAKER_03]: She said she had been playing outside on the grounds of St. Joseph's school when she noticed an egg.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, no, an egg-shaped craft.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or an egg-shaped object nearby that glowed so intensely and brightly, she had to cover her eyes from it at first.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: She sees an egg-shaped thing that's glowing.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it was then supposedly suddenly dimmed to reveal some sort of saucer-shaped metallic craft.
[SPEAKER_03]: As she stood there staring wide eyed at the strange light,
[SPEAKER_03]: to a disgruntled process of rather bizarre creatures.
[SPEAKER_03]: She said this, little people emerged.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think they were robots.
[SPEAKER_03]: I tried to count them, but they changed or they but they charged about so.
[SPEAKER_03]: They were smaller and they resembled animated flowers with faces where the bud would be.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Truly bizarre robotic sunflowers were apparently hosting a sinister looking machine of some sort and what she said she sensed was a weapon of some kind.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_03]: At which they were seemed to be setting up to aim towards the school science building.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was a continuum trans functioner.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was about the time that witness claim that the antigest communicated with her telepathically, telling her they intended to destroy the science building because there was a dangerous experiment going on
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's probably a non-state approved science experiment that like the teacher put together.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, was that it was actually in point pleasant West Virginia it was the janitor running the science class or the science club in the government swooped in like this isn't part of our approved school curriculum.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you remember what I'm talking about?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the guy that the science club janitor was just one of his balloons balloon.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gosh, uh, bizarrely, they suddenly changed their mind and began to file back into the craft as they were invited by their human companion to come along.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, they invited their human companions to the invited to come in.
[SPEAKER_03]: She refused, but they were supposed to promise to come back for her years later.
[SPEAKER_03]: She said or she would say of this would happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: They promised to come back for me in 35 years.
[SPEAKER_03]: But that was a long time ago and nothing has happened at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: All I can remember now is that the saucer had leaned forward.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, it was leaned, looking in very poached marked.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then when it started up, the molecules expanded and turned very silvery bright.
[SPEAKER_02]: okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: So the ladies just a liar.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is all she's a liar.
[SPEAKER_02]: She's just lying.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's all just fake.
[SPEAKER_02]: She's just making it all up just for for 1924.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is all.
[SPEAKER_02]: a lot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I know a lot of details for back then.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she's making it all up.
[SPEAKER_02]: She just read it in a book somewhere in his tone or friends.
[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of send flowers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that way, she's just making BooCoo cache.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to destroy that building because there's dangerous experiment.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she's like, Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like never mind.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you want to come
[SPEAKER_03]: I wonder if they ever did.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just said they didn't.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know, but what if they actually did, though?
[SPEAKER_02]: And of course, she's going to tell the story.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, yeah, a bird of prey got the craft as they were returning.
[SPEAKER_02]: I big condor.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it doesn't sound like it's very big.
[SPEAKER_02]: Big shape to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: They didn't give a scale.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it sounded like from the story that she was like looking down at these tiny little creatures.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I don't imagine, I imagine it like,
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe like a merry-go-round-sized.
[SPEAKER_02]: What if it was some rare plant species?
[SPEAKER_02]: And that was at sea day.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, it cast into the air.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then when it lands, it pops open in all the little flower babies come out and replant themselves.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, it's just a rare flower seed.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was a gas leak.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, what?
[SPEAKER_02]: And then she breathed it in and hallucinated.
[SPEAKER_03]: right on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ooh.
[SPEAKER_02]: I wonder if though, if like gas leaks or chemical exposures, do cause you, well, I mean, we know like someone will cause you to hallucinate, but what if it does like peel back some of the layers of reality and you're seeing different dimensions and whatnot?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, I could see it really either way, uh, you're brain melting and scraping all these things.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I was just, I was listening to a podcast as nothing to do with anything, but with like this kind of stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it was a professional like 40, 40 years in like, like an electrician.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, whatever a master.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is that called?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's probably a master a master electrician.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and he was talking about anytime anybody told him that they grew up in a haunted house or that they were he was working in a haunted house.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he knew Where there's an electrical problem with the box.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, every time he's like every time somebody I came to work in a house and they're like, yeah, it's haunted I'd go fix the box.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got I knew exactly where the problem was.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and he was talking that he talked to a doctor about it
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's that it's just the electricity since we're electrical beings.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just frying you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so in his opinion that you were not really experiencing the voices or the movements or the things, you're experiencing electricity and your brain is playing catch up to interpret the things.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So your brain is lying to you, you're not really seeing a shadow person.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're not really seeing an orva light, but you are getting sensory information from high voltage electricity just being thrown into the ether.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hmm, so it's sitting off signals like so your brain is just trying to be like there's something you know something's happening Yeah, but we just don't I don't know what so here's a here's a ball like Which we know that your brain lies to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't make up stuff to especially But it has partial information.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just gonna keep writing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just gonna keep like all right Well, we need to deal with some things.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's gotta put it into reality box.
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel uneasy But here's the shadow moving across the corner.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_03]: So the shadow didn't really move, but your brain was sensing the electrical pulses from the box.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I wonder if it's a thing with gas where it could be either or is it opening you up to experiences things, or are you just getting a really high and you're just imagining it?
[SPEAKER_02]: And what is she was, uh, it's, I had exposure to like high voltage, I didn't have electricity in 1924.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they did.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love like listening to like kids talk like about that kind of stuff I mean they ain't gonna know What a what a cassette is anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: So one of our four-h kids To us talking to his mom, but she's like two years older than me What's talking to his mom and he did not believe her that she was older than email Yeah, or Google it was Google shoot
[SPEAKER_02]: Dang.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, because to them, it's been their whole life.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's their whole lifetime.
[SPEAKER_02]: Relatively new folks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Relatively new.
[SPEAKER_02]: But this is making you think of anything else, robotic sunflowers mean that just going to be a space being with me.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, the machine or a machine else.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't know, I just gotta be honest with you that though, just because so many people have that same shared experience, then she started getting fresh air and then it, uh, yeah, it phased out of reality.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: now i don't know i mean there's something to this weird whatever these flying crafts are in beings coming out of them and i don't know if it's reality as far as like physical reality or if it is all a trick on your mind that something's playing on us i don't know where i stand on a draw the line so i think this next one i think although
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me look, to make sure you talk for a second.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm pretty sure this isn't a derogatory term.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's from the 1960s, so I want to make sure I'm not about to say.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's all about intention and how you use it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think there's such thing as a bad word.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just how you use it, you know, because you can you can sight words.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can quote words.
[SPEAKER_02]: This means bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, it's okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, is it like Molly Wopp or something?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what that is.
[SPEAKER_03]: That means he can be, this can be either.
[SPEAKER_03]: This word can be either.
[SPEAKER_03]: The rocker to the turn for black people.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or it was an actual thing, too.
[SPEAKER_02]: That means...
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll tell you.
[SPEAKER_03]: You'll hear it when it comes up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, let's hear it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Another story comes from 1961's Sleeping World Town of Rogers, Kentucky.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rogers?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why would you say that?
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, Rogers means me either.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that you're thinking that's the word.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that was the joke.
[SPEAKER_03]: In the summer or in that summer of that year, a witness only known as Mrs. Quinn who allegedly awoke one night to a strange noise and said she had claimed to see a truly unearthly entity hovering right next to her bed.
[SPEAKER_03]: She described it as a big black.
[SPEAKER_03]: slime, blob with no neck, a tiny round head, gigantic round eyes and wrinkles that glowed.
[SPEAKER_03]: She described it as looking a bit like a rolly pulley and a huge tar baby with enormous eyes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Was that it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, tar baby.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So a tar baby was literally like a doll made of tar from old
[SPEAKER_02]: That one, I feel like that was using it as the, the doll.
[SPEAKER_02]: Feel like that one don't hurt too much.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, but I just wanted to make sure that it wasn't like.
[SPEAKER_03]: So thank you so I called you that and you get like, oh what the other really being was levitating across the room towards the woman's daughter Judy who was sleeping at the same time they seemed to reach out to her telepathically and what Judy would say this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I knew it wanted me to go somewhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: I found myself slipping off the bed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Suddenly the thing released a strange force
[SPEAKER_03]: It's difficult to say just what the very strange beast could have been.
[SPEAKER_03]: But there have been plenty of theories from a ghost to a demon and some sort of creature from an altitude to mention, uh, extraterrestrial, you know, entity, adjust a dream eater.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm, one of the most effective moves in Pokemon.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no way to know, and indeed, nobody has ever sure what happened.
[SPEAKER_03]: If we could have just been the witness as imagination, like a sleep paralysis creature.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's bizarre.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I didn't even think about the Ashley process creature because what is that black a big black slimy blob with no neck a tiny round head with gigantic eyes wrinkles that glow it looked like a really pulley in a huge tar baby.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't know what that is.
[SPEAKER_02]: I I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think we've ever described anything like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I've I've no idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, this is like,
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought of the song Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think I have told you about this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: The least.
[SPEAKER_03]: They describe a giant par baby.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, well, the, uh, it wasn't the lead singer because that's how he asked for.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think it was the base player or the guitarist, um, they wrote that song.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's a scary song like it is scary if you listen to lyrics and just listen to it's creepy overall, but it's Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath, but he had an experience where he was laying in bed and he had seen like a shadow entity basically hovering.
[SPEAKER_02]: over the foot of his bed and like looming over his bed, kind of strikingly similar to what you talked about you experienced.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he said it it scared him and he was staring right at it and it was and he said it was just like looking right at him And it was I don't know if it reached out and touched him or if it was hovering over him But then it faded away, but that's where he wrote the that's what that song's about is that Whatever that entity was and it scared him enough.
[SPEAKER_02]: They wrote that song about it They called a black Sabbath.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know it's it's a creepy song if you've never listened to lyrics, but Kindness sounds a little familiar
[SPEAKER_03]: Just a few years later, in 1966, moved to the state of Oregon, or an equally bizarre case on the night of April 5, 1966, as 16-year-old witness named Kathy, who allegedly walked along with their friends on a secluded dark road in the small city of Newport, Oregon.
[SPEAKER_03]: When they suddenly got an unshakable feeling that they were being followed and watched, the two girls assumed it was just somebody messing with them and trying to scare them, which was made clear when they thought they could see a dimmed flashlight beam bobbing up and down behind them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, somebody's just going to pop out and scare us.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right, but it's an orb.
[SPEAKER_02]: But no.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh-oh.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_03]: They picked up their pace and even tossed rocks behind at them at the unseen follower.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then the feeling that someone was lurking in the darkest behind them did not abide.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when they turned around at one point, they thought they had been a simple flashlight suddenly erupted into a brilliant beam of iridescent light, far, far beyond what they expected.
[SPEAKER_03]: and what's joined by more spheres of brightness, jutting up from the night and converging upon them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hmm, squinting through the glare, they claim they could make out a large, don't-shaped object.
[SPEAKER_03]: Some distance off it seemed to be wrapped or reathed in this sort of fog or smoke.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: The now-tare of I goes began to run fast as they could towards home, but sorry, but as their did their path was blocked by three un-earthly creatures, the likes of what nothing has ever been seen.
[SPEAKER_03]: The editing of the script is being headless and harmless and looking like mobile tree stumps that moved about and were assembled to be spider legs, which were dressed in some sort of multicolored cloth.
[SPEAKER_03]: The creatures thankfully did not seem to pay much attention to the witnesses and said screwing across the road and scamping off out of sight into the indescribable dome, which was still flickering in the darkness behind them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, that's a weird one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this supposed to remind me of something?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I just thought it's just a collection of just odd things.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the girls are being followed by a dome of light.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: They think it's like a flashlight flashing at them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they feel the presence.
[SPEAKER_03]: They turn around all of a sudden, the boom, they hit with a spotlight.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's dozens of these little lights flying around like that are converging on to the big thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: As they're squinting, they see fog or smoke and inside that's the craft.
[SPEAKER_03]: They can't really describe the craft.
[SPEAKER_03]: They just kind of describe it as a hard object inside of this smoke bank.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And as they start running, they run into these three giant headless armless tree stump monsters on spider legs.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're screwing across the road in front of them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's how they're trying to get into the craft.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a weird one, gosh.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't even know what that, whether they just giant spiders.
[SPEAKER_03]: They really, oh gosh.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it thing a day long legs?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not signs.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not signal the new alien movie with the obelisk that come down.
[SPEAKER_03]: They kind of look like this.
[SPEAKER_03]: They have a big body on top that looks like a tree stump with a bunch of spider legs underneath.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Obelists that come down.
[SPEAKER_03]: Signalsignalsignalsignals.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it signs?
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, signs is...
[SPEAKER_03]: I know there's an old alien movie named signs that scared me horribly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that smell gets in, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: Signs.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Alien movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: The alien...
[SPEAKER_03]: The alien's talk with black fog.
[SPEAKER_02]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's see how his mind works when he's searching things.
[SPEAKER_02]: Arrival arrival.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, a bunch of these obelisk.
[SPEAKER_03]: Apparently the aliens need help in the future From humans, but their languages are so different like they're incredibly different beings.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah They come back just to teach humans their basics of their language so they can so when they arrive in a thousand years with each other They could talk Huh, that's really planning things out
[SPEAKER_03]: That's all they could do.
[SPEAKER_03]: They could only jump because they were on the edge or the verge of extinction.
[SPEAKER_03]: They could really just, like, run back in humans at that point.
[SPEAKER_03]: Was there only opt?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, they're only help that could pull when they got there.
[SPEAKER_03]: They were probably just shot to death because they were like, all along.
[SPEAKER_03]: And like, help me over one, you're my only hope.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shush, shush.
[SPEAKER_03]: This case attracted quite a lot of media attention at the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was covered in both Jim Brandon's weird America and drew our germane clerks, extraordinary encounters.
[SPEAKER_03]: But no further reports have been, you know, talked about these inematic giant stump-like beings.
[SPEAKER_03]: They even have to wonder what they were.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, that's a weird one, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Giant stomp spiders.
[SPEAKER_02]: Spiders, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: With no heads.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think of Danny Lung eggs or some reason.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like the bodies were like tall and thick.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then they just had a bunch of legs underneath them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, maybe not like diagonal and legs.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying to use something else.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like no facial features like graft in kind of style.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're just these two big, hulking things.
[SPEAKER_02]: Or the lights come from.
[SPEAKER_03]: The lights were behind the girls.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I know, but where they were, there were lights pointing onto the, whatever, illuminating the craft, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there were little orbs of lights, like circling the craft.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then shining on it, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, that's like they were lower.
[SPEAKER_03]: They may have been lowering these things back in or something.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: They were going to eat the girls.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe that's the, like a bug's apper.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was going to say that, or maybe that's the cloaking device wearing off.
[SPEAKER_03]: Years later, there was an encounter from the summer of 1975, in which a junior high school science teacher, a New York City named Tom Diorkel.
[SPEAKER_03]: Allegedly had a rather violent encounter with nibbulous, or faith like entities.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Deuncles or deoccle, whatever.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or they woke up on a clear sunny morning to look outside the is lying in the home and see what first look like to be a small, uncommonly dark cloud that seemed to be hovering towards his house.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wake up at the sunny, sunny Saturday morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's just one dark cloud.
[SPEAKER_03]: You look out your window and it's heading right for your house.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like odd.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd point the gun at it and just start shooting.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just point it and it's wait.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think guys see you, Mr.
[SPEAKER_03]: Things got stranger when he's still noticed that was actually going up against the wind to approach his residents.
[SPEAKER_03]: Back draft.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was actually was growing in size and changing shape as it drew closer.
[SPEAKER_03]: He could see that it was in fact no cloud at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: He would say this.
[SPEAKER_03]: This basketball size cloud was floating back and forth across the peak of my Ruth, changing shapes from small, globular masses to large avoids and finally becoming an abstract multi-curved dark vapor or something.
[SPEAKER_03]: It finally measured about six feet in height and was about, uh, was about one and a half feet wide.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was perhaps already alarming in bizarre enough.
[SPEAKER_03]: The things that even weirder, still more metaphysical, to form a mouth complete with lips.
[SPEAKER_03]: It began to seemingly inhale.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just imagine that.
[SPEAKER_03]: After which it spewed forth deluge of fluid that covered the teacher and his home and enveloped or evaporated into nothingness as if it had never been there at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: So a little dark cloud floats towards your house.
[SPEAKER_03]: It gets on your roof above where your window is.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're like leaning out the window looking at this thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's going back and forth.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's changing shape.
[SPEAKER_03]: It goes to an egg.
[SPEAKER_03]: It goes to like a jellyfish.
[SPEAKER_03]: It keeps changing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It gets into like a pillar then.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like a male sized pillar.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then it forms a mouth in lips and goes to a and it spits on you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well gosh.
[SPEAKER_03]: I then this black and fluid is all over you.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then it just evaporates into nothing.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like when I like a llama spits on you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there you go.
[SPEAKER_02]: You ever had that happen?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't, I haven't tried this, but I don't think I've ever been hit.
[SPEAKER_02]: We've had a mouth hit us.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then those were out of great grandma's and she's like, don't get me a close jump and we're like, it's fine, they're big horses.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then, okay, we're done.
[SPEAKER_03]: The uncle went through quite a great effort trying to preserve some of the evidence of his odd encounters by placing his wet clothes in a sealed bag.
[SPEAKER_03]: But when analyzed, it found out to be nothing but plain water.
[SPEAKER_03]: Although it was unclear what the teacher could have possibly seen is intriguing and counter and it could be some reliable witness and form of a well-preserved science teacher who seem to have no reason to lie at all about some made-up absurd standing story.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Observe science teachers never make anything off.
[SPEAKER_02]: Especially if you're the janitor at us.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is a janitor not a science teacher?
[SPEAKER_02]: Science club.
[SPEAKER_02]: He was never a science teacher.
[SPEAKER_02]: He was the janitor.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'll come on.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't be the president of a science club and just be a janitor.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got to be a They were light and trash bags on fire after school.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a month, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, that was what happened here.
[SPEAKER_03]: This was just a trash one of the trash bags you live on fire.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, what do you think if this thing could it be?
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, what could it be?
[SPEAKER_03]: You think it's one of our baby living clouds and as a defense mechanism, it's sped on them, like a baby albatross?
[SPEAKER_02]: Formed a mouth.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know why I think that's funny.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like a human mouth of lips.
[SPEAKER_02]: Big, big, white teeth.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then this forms it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't, I didn't say anything about teeth.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't say anything like a human mouth.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's just what I picture my head.
[SPEAKER_02]: It just formed like a perfect human mouth, same thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, just an opening.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, big, but it's still at the lips like you could see.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got structure there, but I didn't, I didn't picture a human mouth, but it doesn't say either way.
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like it was human because he used mouth and quotes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I feel like if it was human, he had been like, uh, it had a human, like human.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you had made no of that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: So just an opening mouth kind of thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: How mean it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Could be one of our living clouds?
[SPEAKER_02]: Why not?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, because there's a lot of animals that like, like you already mentioned llamas, uh, but there's also like, I mentioned maybe Albatrosses and stuff like that, or Gurgetate basically digestive fluids, uh, as a defense mechanism.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you would know that this thing isn't like
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't say it was imitating one why me said i mean just being a if it was a burden and no i think you're misunderstanding okay i'm saying like an albatross baby then it was threatened by his presence oh and so it's spit it's spit as a defensive measure gotcha hmm yeah similar behavior or whatever
[SPEAKER_03]: black fluid.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's bad at him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Obviously didn't affect him in the way that it may affect it's normal predators.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like Albatross vomit stinks really bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: But if they hit you with it, it's really nothing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't do anything.
[SPEAKER_02]: Then like burn a hole in your skin.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, but what it does for predatory birds.
[SPEAKER_03]: It wroughts away the outer layers of their feathers, the protective coating.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it can be a death sentence to a predatory bird.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, if it gets on you, it just stinks.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just stinky fish.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fish, pukes, yummy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so ready for another odd one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like these like just grab bags of just randomness.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're just random.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like they're just, I love them.
[SPEAKER_03]: But just like, what are you going to like, what is this?
[SPEAKER_03]: The State of Arizona, in March of 2005, an unidentified witness claim to have an argument with her boyfriend at their Tucson, Arizona home at 3 a.m. in the morning during which he left the house in a huff.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, you know, this is your sign.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't don't have a fight at 3 a.m. Yep.
[SPEAKER_02]: And don't leave the house after a curfuffle because bad entities will come and eat you.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're vulnerable.
[SPEAKER_03]: Soon after, she claims that she had noticed a flashing blue light way up in this sky, way, and she then retreated indoors to find some very, very strange surreal indeed.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're in her living room was reportedly one enormous creature around seven or eight feet high with a rock head and a gelatinous jellyfish skin, as well as two other similar beings that were much smaller in structure around five feet tall.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So she comes in and there's jellyfish men with a rock head and a jellyfish body.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's an odd one.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're here to complain about your domestic or your or what is that domestic disturbance.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, there you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're just like, we're your interdimensional neighbors.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You keep it down.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's 3 a.m. here too.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just chill out, please.
[SPEAKER_03]: The Antis report they had jellyfish-like skin that could change textures and colors and perfectly blend in the scenery behind them.
[SPEAKER_03]: And unfortunately, they had demonstrated that they could walk through walls as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: Although, there are other people in the house at the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: They were all asleep and did not witness these entities.
[SPEAKER_03]: After some time at past the alien creatures, wandered around the home, the tall one reportedly shot the witness with a strange stream of liquid that solidified upon contact, but seemed to have no discerning effects.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mm, yummy.
[SPEAKER_02]: just got shot with some weird liquid.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Before the entities are sorry, before the entire confirmed for my the beast fit her, sorry, filed out into the night and didn't disappear.
[SPEAKER_03]: Whatever this lady saw or think she saw, it's weird to say the least.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's it for that one.
[SPEAKER_03]: You should gotten a fight with her boyfriend.
[SPEAKER_03]: See some flashing blue lights in this guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, I'm gonna go inside.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go inside and there's just these three jellyfish rock-headed men in our living room.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they're like, we're gonna walk around your house for a bit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they just start walking through the walls and looking at stuff and then they just get to single file and leave Like what do you do after that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I would say we're not even start talking about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, we talked to other people that have had creatures or entities walking through their house in particular But I don't think these things at all were
[SPEAKER_02]: physical, or I don't think they walked in through her door or window or snuck in, you know, I think it was more, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how we're to place that, but not just in her head or imagine, but something was projecting itself into her house, I think.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I don't know what that is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or where that is coming from.
[SPEAKER_02]: But that's just my guess.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's something's projecting itself.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's in her mind projecting outwards.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe she's got some beast inside a conqueror.
[SPEAKER_03]: And more jellyfish men reported over in Spain in the summer of 1965.
[SPEAKER_03]: The tale originates from secluded mountain, home village of Fragoza, ordering Portugal.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where one and his sister Isabella were carrying a load of peaches one day, bring home.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mm, yummy.
[SPEAKER_03]: As they walked along, they spied in an indistinct tall figure lurking in the shadows near their garden wall.
[SPEAKER_03]: The two witnesses claimed that they had drawn closer and could discern some sort of strange or rattling hum emanating from the humanoid figure, and it began to keep pace with them, as if it was inpatient, like it was pacing back and forth.
[SPEAKER_03]: Despite an unsettling feeling that was creeping coming from the beginning, the witnesses were drawn by curiosity to draw even closer still.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's when they were startled to see that it was way, way far from a human being.
[SPEAKER_03]: Instead, they saw a humanoid bipedal creature that was standing seven feet tall with unusually long arms.
[SPEAKER_03]: But what was really unnerving was that, in fact, it had that its body, apparently, was made of transparent gelatinous substances, and no discernible facial features at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: The things stood there looming over from them for a moment before lunging towards them, upon which the witnesses perhaps wisely fled.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's just like a gelatinous big foot shaped creature.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it was kind of, it was by, they say by people, but a very jellyfish.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it could be like the predator.
[SPEAKER_02]: Big foot like armed proportions.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, predator.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, there we go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I witnessed by our local.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, as macabees.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, wife.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, was it macabee?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: seen right here right down the road or whatever it was just was asking about that really yeah I'm like yeah we did she send a picture of the limo how are the like a snapshot of the limo how predator thing like yeah we did an episode the guy works at work to do a new yeah I think he's since passed away he's dead yeah rest in peace genre no he's like all right was it Bruce McIvey I don't know maybe that's somebody else that would be another name
[SPEAKER_03]: The his name is last name is mac.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could be.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do know that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't remember or something like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you looking it up?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: The blob creatures.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Lime Ohio Predator Alien.
[SPEAKER_02]: The jelly like translucent bodies odd.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's it say?
[SPEAKER_03]: It says a reported predator-like alien-accounted limo-high was feature on Crimson Corn podcast, season three episode five, highlighting the story of a deer hunter.
[SPEAKER_03]: The incident was also noted in connection with Mason 411.
[SPEAKER_03]: We made it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're in the AI Google overview.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_02]: We did it, guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are we the most famous covering of the limo-high predator?
[SPEAKER_02]: We're going to retire now.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm glad you guys are joining this Patreon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Apparently, we're the most famous covering of this.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm glad you're part of this Patreon journey, because we just did it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like we're the third site, or we're the third link too.
[SPEAKER_02]: We crushed it via limo, Ohio Predator.
[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, I'm going to say it wasn't accurate.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to turn into the experts.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so it Bruce Maccabee.
[SPEAKER_02]: Excuse me, experts, professional podcasts here.
[SPEAKER_02]: See, you guys are, we've said it from the beginning, and now you're witnessing it in real time.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's, it's, it's, it's real.
[SPEAKER_02]: We are a professional podcast.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think we're gonna go above that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think we're expert podcasters.
[SPEAKER_02]: The Google AI set it, that confirmed it.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you know what, you know what they say.
[SPEAKER_02]: If it's on the internet, it's true.
[SPEAKER_02]: And this is one of those examples.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's true.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's good to be King, a beast of Cherobasco.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was gonna try to do a quote and Tom Petty song, good to be King, it's a good song, you don't know that, listen to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will not that one.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, that's okay, you can't win them all, you can't have everything, where would you put it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Were the eighth on that one?
[SPEAKER_02]: Eighth.
[SPEAKER_03]: But Link like Link's.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's still too low, we gotta better than that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's try the Define Stogman, that's for whatever reason I want you to look up on our YouTube.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but that was Define Stogman.
[SPEAKER_02]: Forever go in that.
[SPEAKER_02]: blew up his relative to what we were doing at season one.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think it blew up anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it has like five or six thousand views on YouTube, which for our YouTube is a lot for YouTube.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's great, but for our other page run, you know, we uh, thousands and thousands of you subscribers out there on Patreon, 200.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now, thousands would be nice.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know what, share the corner.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I need you guys to do it home is grab your friend's phone, pull up the Patreon app, do pick our highest here, and then have it pay for the year.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then hand it back to them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it'd be nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: It'd be a nice gift for them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because you know, sometimes surprises are the best gifts.
[SPEAKER_03]: So surprise your friend, steal their phone and download another one in Spain in 1961 and again that summer of that year, 29-year-old truck driver named Oh gosh, our comedias, our comedias.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, what's the famous inventor?
[SPEAKER_02]: Archimedes.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how, okay, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Archimedes was driving along the mountain road in the best quest.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's now you say a basket?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, mountains.
[SPEAKER_03]: With the queue, yeah, like weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the basket, yeah, the best mountain range.
[SPEAKER_03]: At 11 p.m. along with the unnamed, we actually talked about this story before an unnamed companion.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they're on their way home.
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... they run to bed and in their highlights led a rather bizarre and monstrous being stood on the embankment nearby the hairy octopus then we talked about this all year and they just kind of ran around in circles that's it for that one
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we already covered the area because we've done a whole episode on the hairy octaves right and it's not to be confused with the Pacific tree octopus at everyone loved to comment on and tell us how dumb we were for thinking that's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: How dumb I was or even considering that to be real, but you listen to the end of the episode, we die.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's all a hoax.
[SPEAKER_03]: April Fool.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was the April Fool's episode, which it's coming up soon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got one planned.
[SPEAKER_02]: Have you got one ready?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but I'm trying to hope you don't remember.
[SPEAKER_02]: You think I'll forget an April Fool's holiday?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'll probably do it in the next couple of weeks, like way early.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm sure it's on the radar, I already know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can't fool.
[SPEAKER_03]: You will forget my next episode.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, don't tell them the truth.
[SPEAKER_03]: So in Cuba, another account came from a Josti Las villas in Cuba, 1915.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that summer too armed guards reportedly doing a horseback patrol in the sugarcane fields when they came across an off-white bundle, laying across their path, just as their steeds began to become very agitated and panicked.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you just see this bundle of white cloth laying on in the path.
[SPEAKER_03]: No shape to it, no real discernible.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't look like a person or nothing like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you think?
[SPEAKER_03]: You're on the horse and your horse is like, oh, that's good.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's stand up and be a president of night crawler.
[SPEAKER_03]: The patrol first thought it was just a sack until it began to pulsate and move like a living creature.
[SPEAKER_03]: When the reportedly the man shot at it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he shot at it and far from killing the globular sack.
[SPEAKER_03]: The shot seemed to only embody it with more rage as it reportedly actually became alarming getting larger with each shot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you don't what I done shot at it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you shouldn't have done that.
[SPEAKER_03]: The ever expanding sack of ooze began to lurch towards the men increasingly terrified guards.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want anything lurch toward me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gradually increasing in size until it was reportedly almost as large as the horses.
[SPEAKER_03]: The horses seemed to have had well far enough.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bucking their riders to the ground and dash off into the dark.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're smart.
[SPEAKER_03]: The two guards with height or the high tail against fast they could the following morning a appear to return to the scene and found the horses wandering about of the strange creature they had witnessed there was no sign of it was all in their heads all in the horses heads.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't know now it kind of the drawing does make it look like they're Fresno night pants.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, just like a big version of them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe that's what it was like a puffer fish.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was sleep and taking an app and then he shot it, woke it up.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, I don't like this.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna alert towards you.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm lurching motions.
[SPEAKER_02]: Imagine me lurching across the table at Mr. E. It's happening.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm lurching at you.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's scary.
[SPEAKER_02]: See?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like when things lurch or when things scroll, it's something scrolling.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's usually bad.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_00]: Those are usually bad signs.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, there was like an explosion outside.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was wondering what you were doing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, you did you hear that or not?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's only something falling.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, yeah, there's a lot of other little people in this house.
[SPEAKER_02]: Or maybe the ice fell off the house.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it could be there was a lot and it's 50 degrees outside.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's melting, guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's sun's back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Bill Gates might have took a day off.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, yeah, so what do you, you're just going, I mean, do you think these, what do you think of these things?
[SPEAKER_03]: Interdimensional.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you think I, I'm going a lot of these are probably phone into that category of just like.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because if you look at most these happened between 19 15 is the earliest in the 19, but there was one in 2002 and 2005, but a lot of them happened in like the 60s, 70s.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when we started tearing holes in the reality of fabric.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and I was bringing it dark overlords from playing at Vulcan here.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're doing it, but it's not just in the movies.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're doing it in real life.
[SPEAKER_02]: they go to opening more riths in time and space that's how they fun these things our tax dollars I would full I would pull the lever like crunk yeah I was like yeah this is our this our interdimensional door ripper watch this my eight mothman scream through dinosaur start piling out and then you close your leaf has cool huh and they just like the cryptid box they all scatter about like just gone this is like hiding like roaches and like flips on
[SPEAKER_02]: This is very neat stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Want to see me do it again?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just like randomly spin the like the selection wheel opening it up and just a big tentacle monster comes out.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the wheels like the prices right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Big wheel at the end.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: These are all the dimensions.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do do do do do do do.
[SPEAKER_03]: All of them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Open them all once.
[SPEAKER_03]: The mist.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And Bob Barker's like nevermind.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was just going to be like say something really inappropriate.
[SPEAKER_02]: That'd be funny.
[SPEAKER_02]: Bob Barker said it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like what I don't even know, but I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: You always did the span you do your things, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's Bay and Newdy your crypt is your your mothman out there.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you're my Kelli and M. Bays and you told her tired.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm tired.
[SPEAKER_03]: I slept horribly last night because I slept on the floor.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, why not tell you about that?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I see you did.
[SPEAKER_02]: You showed me the video.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, I think I slept pretty good last night, but I'm just exhausted from this weekend.
[SPEAKER_03]: My back is like a pretzel right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not a good straight pretzel or a curvy one.
[SPEAKER_03]: Great pretzels aren't real pretzels.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, our pretzel sticks.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, pretzel stick, but it's still pretzel.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're gonna catfish isn't in a real cat.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, come on.
[SPEAKER_02]: You have to add two words to it, but it pretzel is the first word.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, pretzel is a type of thing and then a stick is a different type of thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you pretzel to a stick.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you're straight in the press.
[SPEAKER_03]: You see how long that took you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because of what you, the way that was right now, you're trying to be like, you're anti, anti Aquarian.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the anti Aquarian.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, not Aquarian.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm pro aquariums.
[SPEAKER_02]: Aquarian.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think you mean, uh,
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, uh, anti aquarium.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't remember.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why am I blank?
[SPEAKER_02]: And I am tired.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'd bowl and turnments all weekend.
[SPEAKER_03]: Definition of anti aquarium.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think the words anti aquarium.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're thinking of anti, that was advocate thing, anti-deleteering.
[SPEAKER_03]: The meaning of anti-quarant is one who collects and studies, oh, no, this is, oh, no, that's an antique, or that's that word.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's an antique aquarium.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's an old school that thick glass aquariums.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's when they have the old filters.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's the aquarium?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think it's a real word.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's nothing aquarium.
[SPEAKER_02]: unless you're thinking, I think, oh, an anti-queren is the person who is the kind of people that hate the age of Aquarius.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're really, they give them anxiety.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, but this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, you know?
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the name of that song?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it called the age of a curious?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're just rambling on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rambling on.
[SPEAKER_03]: How's it done?
[SPEAKER_03]: An anti-equarian is a person who clicks and studies antiques.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was, I think enough.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's an antique acquiring.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anti-equarian.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we're antique and teakware in, I don't know, yeah, that's where you're thinking of.
[SPEAKER_02]: When I, what played devil's advocate and just like to know me call you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, pescatarian, I think that's what you're looking for.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, anti, uh,
[SPEAKER_03]: What is the word for a person that always has to have the opportunity to appear in a period?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I just said that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why am I blanking on the word?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like Devil's Advocate.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pescutarian is a fish eater.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's why I thought it was funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: with a contrarian contrarian area you're a good yes because you're you are a contrarian that's right that's the word contrarian what's sometimes you got to be you know you got to have the dark with the light of uh uh uh you know the left with the right the ups with the downs so here's some collies uh hurt some great pernies collie mix no no it's not completely slat out the rails
[SPEAKER_02]: But now I don't know that now this I like these little pun cryptic grab bags you guys welcome to patreon the core and call this the between the scene stuff we're just riffing here you're getting the normal
[SPEAKER_02]: We were very tired every day, personality is just jibber jabbering along, but they know what that's what we're here for.
[SPEAKER_02]: Patreon, we appreciate you.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're still in the processes of putting together the new studio.
[SPEAKER_02]: So hopefully next couple months.
[SPEAKER_03]: How do you have to be?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I'm selling this house and I know I'm missing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I hope we'll
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're gonna have to be I won't own this house in bay.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, we're gonna have to The studio is about to be up and uprooted and moved To where after figure out everything we're gonna want to initially keep from here We're gonna have to redo the Is the aquarium going?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I just have it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's just a couple capers in the long fish.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's going into the studio.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, is if you want it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's the only one I'm keeping that's the 40 gallon
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like I always like having fish though.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's nice what I have to get.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe we'll get a different tank.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe we'll get a... You don't like my 40 gallon?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I mean, it's nice, but I mean...
[SPEAKER_03]: Very expensive stand with it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's pretty nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: But the round ones are always cooler too, for...
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like them.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, especially for those kind of fish to round.
[SPEAKER_02]: The round, you can walk around it to neat.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's the thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_03]: You're not to put the round on the middle of the room.
[SPEAKER_03]: They take up like the same square footage.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but the round ones are meant to walk around.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's why they're round.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not why they're round.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're made for like, they're made for like, pull-edge species.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's round.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you can walk around and look at the pelagic creatures in there.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know?
[SPEAKER_02]: Even know what that means?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Pelagic means.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know all these words.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know everything in the world.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why do you why does anyone want to turn to me for answers?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nobody is turning to you for answers.
[SPEAKER_02]: And people do.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know why.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody's looking at me for these answers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's the answer.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they do.
[SPEAKER_03]: They act me for everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: Work.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just like you.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I need this.
[SPEAKER_02]: I need that.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're to answer this.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the meaning of life?
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just want to bull.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't want to bull half the time.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like bulling.
[SPEAKER_02]: But.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I just, I'm there.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not, I'm not there to set new records.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just there to have a good time and if I have a good night, you know, I got a good night and the pressure's all off me now.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's my philosophy to bowl in anymore.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's where you're getting here.
[SPEAKER_02]: The end thoughts and bowling philosophy, if you're going in there expecting to be the best, you're gonna be disappointed when you're not.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you just go in there and you hope for the best.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if you throw a bad shot, you got to forget about it by the next frame.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, remember what you did and why it was bad, but you can't hang on to that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Or you're going to suck the rest of the games, the rest of the frames.
[SPEAKER_02]: Every frame matters, every ball matters, every pin matters.
[SPEAKER_02]: See, you guys get up there and you're swinging it like you know how to.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if you miss, you pick up that spare and you get back up and you do it again.
[SPEAKER_02]: Spares get high scores and high averages.
[SPEAKER_02]: Strikes just get yeah new high scores and whatnot, but it's not consistent.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're one off.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're one off high I can throw a stroke every time What I don't well everyone has potential to everyone has potential to That doesn't happen every time.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've got like three or four turn Well, one time I was really like young at this It's gone
[SPEAKER_01]: It's gone now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was really young and I got a turkey.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now where are they?
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know what a turkey was.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Three strikes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everyone got that.
[SPEAKER_03]: The screen started having like 10 turkeys on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was very confused.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so confused.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like with all these turkeys, it's only March.
[SPEAKER_02]: And their neighbor's like, well, yeah, see you when you get three strikes in a row.
[SPEAKER_02]: They call that turkey.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, well, that's the thing to look about for in a row.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they call that a four bagger.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're a little wide, don't they?
[SPEAKER_02]: But especially, well, now it does.
[SPEAKER_02]: A rainy Peterson boy in the term, a ham bone.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's an hour for a rose, called a ham bone.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then they got even more creative.
[SPEAKER_02]: Go into five strikes, sir.
[SPEAKER_02]: They call it a yocsy.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that's a yocsy strike.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now these are the unofficial bowling turns for strikes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Six-and-a-row they call it a six-pack.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if that one's official or not, but that's just what I've heard six-pack Or is my cousin Well slow call it a six-badger.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, look at me.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got a six-badger.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you call it if you like get all but the last
[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know, I'm sure there's some like urban dictionary name for it, but just 11 in a row when you get you can get a nice little place they used to do a plaque for 11 in a row, you did that, it's hard to do.