[SPEAKER_02]: It's like a...
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like...
[SPEAKER_02]: Fiel's right darling!
[SPEAKER_00]: What's up, you guys, and welcome back to the Pumpcast.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm Maddie Drawspeck, and I'm Meg Ruoco.
[SPEAKER_00]: And this week, I'm feeling very inspired.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, truly.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's some part of watching this week's a Vanderpump episode that just, um, it lit me up inside.
[SPEAKER_00]: One part in particular.
[SPEAKER_00]: What way?
[SPEAKER_00]: What part?
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I think that Tom's animal created something beautiful that he didn't even realize he created.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that thing that I'm talking about, which we will discuss at length later, but the art of a crying video.
[SPEAKER_00]: I am so glad that you brought this up.
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel inspired because every now and then a really good crying video comes across my desk and this week it just so happened to be Tom Sandival's crying video.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's something about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like there is something about him like making an apology video before apology videos, like really blew up and that was awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, this is before the like breaking my silence.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is before the like Logan Paul being like, sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you know, like this is Tom Sandevol, he's so awesome.
[SPEAKER_01]: At his most raw.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I was having flashbacks watching his crying video.
[SPEAKER_00]: First of all, I just love a diva who cries on camera.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_00]: A guilty-ass charge mama.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Ben there.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I think the the thing his video really made me think of was one time my brother and I he won't give me access to these files.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I really wish he that he did or I wish that I had the foresight to know that I should have saved them at the time, release the files.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, literally.
[SPEAKER_00]: But when I was, it was really like 2017.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I was in college.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was probably like 20.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's eight years younger than me.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he's like 12.
[SPEAKER_00]: Our great-grandfather dies.
[SPEAKER_00]: We were never that close with our great-grandfather.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he is our great-grandfather.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've got layers.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've got a big fucking family too.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so, and he was really old.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was like fucking 98 or something like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: And my brother at the time had a YouTube channel because he was inspired by his older sister.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_00]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he made, I was just in college doing my thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: I get home.
[SPEAKER_00]: I check my YouTube channel in my subscriptions as a new video for my brother.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he is crying about our great grandfather.
[SPEAKER_00]: But the way he like made an announcement video to his 12 followers that is great-grandfather has died, and I I'm not kidding the way he presented this information was the funny you should have ever seen in my entire life because he's like this little 12-year-old boy and he's like Doing the YouTube voice that all of those kids did because they're just like mimicking the Paul brothers and whoever else they've been watching Yeah, Luke gets on camera and he's like hey guys welcome back to the channel
[SPEAKER_00]: Today is a very, very sad day, because today, my great, great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-
[SPEAKER_00]: It's died.
[SPEAKER_00]: But like, I'm not kidding.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was exactly bar for bar.
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly what I just said.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he was acting his ass off.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he's going, he's gone.
[SPEAKER_02]: He passed away.
[SPEAKER_02]: He just said, just like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's just going.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, when I tell you, my brother didn't have a relationship with this, you know.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was like the funniest I've ever, so I get the link and I send it to my entire fucking family because I'm like, you guys have to watch this shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bumpa, I'm sure, is out there loving this somewhere.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Luke wipes it off the internet won't give me the link, but it was the funny you should ever and you know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: He did it a second time.
[SPEAKER_00]: The second time might have been even funnier to be honest with you.
[SPEAKER_00]: You remember a Vitchie?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I remember a Vitchie.
[SPEAKER_00]: So when a Vitchie died my my family was on a trip to Universal.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was not invited.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, I guess we'll dig into that later
[SPEAKER_00]: I was stunned by this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, they're on this trip to Universal Luke was not a big Vichy fan, but when a Vichy died Luke was so rattled by that, he made a rest and piece of Vichy video for his YouTube channel.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it was like...
[SPEAKER_00]: Videos of him on a roller coaster in Universal.
[SPEAKER_00]: He like bought the roller coaster footage And it was footage of him on the roller coaster inter spliced into these like windows movie maker transitions of like rest and peats A beach and with photos of him popping up on the screen And it was so funny like it was Truly my favorite video that's ever been posted online
[SPEAKER_00]: Rest in peace of Vichy, and then there's like my brother like Some of Vichy song plays in the background.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like no wig me a plan.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's all new
[SPEAKER_00]: Like honestly, I hope a Vichy's family saw that Please share those.
[SPEAKER_01]: Please send me the link.
[SPEAKER_01]: Please put them back online.
[SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing if he posted that on TikTok now It would do numbers
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not kidding.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have bagged him for this number.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, Luke, it is genuinely so funny.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, good.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, that's so cringe.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, you have to get on that.
[SPEAKER_00]: You actually just have to get on that.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's for the entertainment value of it all.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like the people deserve this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck, that is so fucking funny.
[SPEAKER_01]: The mind of a child is an amazing thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_01]: To be like, here's what I will do to honor a VG.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, wake me up at it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like,
[SPEAKER_01]: Rest in peace.
[SPEAKER_00]: Rest in peace.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's so funny.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck, RIP of YouTube.
[SPEAKER_00]: But see, this is the power of a crying video.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is like, it inspires the youth to make their own crying videos.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: To mourn of YouTube live on camera.
[SPEAKER_00]: May it be on a roller coaster or not.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, maybe this is the only good influence that Tom Sanval has ever had on the world.
[SPEAKER_00]: Pro crying video.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tom Sanval.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it really is pretty special.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't wait to talk about that specifically because I have so many thoughts I have a lot of thoughts times in what's crying I did it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did not give too much weight.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did research for this part of the show.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank God think and thank God and thank God Incredible.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, let's get the fuck into it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dude.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like chopping at the bed about this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like we need to talk about it I actually just think I'm happy to hang out with James Kennedy
[SPEAKER_01]: I actually think I was like, I'm happy this year.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank god, finally we can talk about James Kennedy.
[SPEAKER_01]: The name, James Kennedy can pass our lives.
[SPEAKER_01]: And we can finally talk about perhaps one of the only people who can rival Jack's Taylor in terms of like, perfect reality television stars.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Here's like, they are both.
[SPEAKER_00]: On a similar level of evil, James is so much funnier than Jack.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: That James is like truly one of the actually funniest people I've ever seen on reality TV.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's brilliant.
[SPEAKER_01]: He is brilliant.
[SPEAKER_00]: His comedic timing is incredible.
[SPEAKER_01]: Unbelievable.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like he is just something else.
[SPEAKER_00]: And talk about someone who wants to cry.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the drop of the power.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, true.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we'll get more into that as the seasons go on.
[SPEAKER_01]: But that's a man who cries.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a man who cries.
[SPEAKER_01]: He is not afraid to something's going wrong.
[SPEAKER_01]: Boom, immediately cry.
[SPEAKER_01]: I need to play.
[SPEAKER_01]: To play when I cry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Was it?
[SPEAKER_00]: That's, what do you mean, what is the first time I've ever heard that ever in my life?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's totally from SpongeBob, but in my head, I think it was combining two things together, because boys who cry isn't that the thing in SpongeBob?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, the boys, we are the boys in motion, we give, is that that's a raven?
[SPEAKER_01]: But boys in motion is like a band.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that sponge Bob boys a two-pli two-pli or no it's four-pli four-pli when I cry You guys let us know in the comments.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't know what I'm singing But I think it's a sponge Rob.
[SPEAKER_01]: There is a boy band in SpongeBob Is that boys who cry hold on?
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it is boys who cry and they're a bunch of fish They're a bunch of fish and they're a boy band in SpongeBob.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it is boys you cry boys Who cry is a fictional boy band in SpongeBob?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, it's all about you, Pearl!
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it's the birthday of the fates, it's in the you, Pearl, and they also have a hit song called For Apply.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that was what I was saying about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's right, because apparently only know that line, but what is boys and motion is that?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what we are, the boys and motion.
[SPEAKER_01]: We give you R-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-
[SPEAKER_00]: In conclusion, James Kennedy could be a member of boys who cry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, from his mind, from completely.
[SPEAKER_01]: He has the same hair.
[SPEAKER_01]: And honestly, the same exact bodybuild.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's just like, one fish, one long little fish.
[SPEAKER_01]: My way.
[SPEAKER_01]: My drink.
[SPEAKER_01]: My diet, doctor, help.
[SPEAKER_01]: New peek-outs.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, can we lock in?
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, so, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
[SPEAKER_00]: They're chaos!
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like a billion people suddenly.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, he didn't seem like there was that many people, but suddenly when they're fighting, I'm like...
[SPEAKER_00]: Are these people in the fight or are they trying to get away from the fight?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like they let in more people specifically to fight with everyone.
[SPEAKER_00]: I actually feel like there's people here that I've never seen before.
[SPEAKER_00]: And suddenly they're like all involved in the fight and I'm like, are these producers trying to break them up?
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are these also people that are fighting?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I actually could not tell the difference.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's dark and it's like it's grainy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's hard to even, yeah, it's really hard to know what's going on.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, when a cartoon when they start fighting and it just becomes like a
[SPEAKER_00]: So we're all like cloud.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's pretty much what happens here.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, I don't know what's happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: I see Tom.
[SPEAKER_00]: I see Schwartz.
[SPEAKER_00]: I see James.
[SPEAKER_00]: I see Shay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I see Kristen Kristen Kristen got a few knocks and on top.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did see that miss Kristen.
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw that clocked it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And there's glass shattering.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's like all this commotion.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone's screaming at each other.
[SPEAKER_00]: Cut to sheena.
[SPEAKER_00]: Across the bar crying.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, oh, and there's a big man behind her that looks like maybe he is security or a producer Trying to like comfort her.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll get back to her in a second.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_00]: Booth back over to the fight where Schwartz has his arm around James's neck isn't like a tool cold and then Chris is like Schwartz not good off
[SPEAKER_00]: and then she puts a Schwartz in a choke hole and then when Chris and does that Schwartz, let's go of James and Chris didn't put just Schwartz in my head like hard multiple times.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure she's like I was trying to break it up, why are you punching me?
[SPEAKER_00]: So awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: And meanwhile, Shina is like, can someone tell me what the fuck happened?
[SPEAKER_00]: Why is my fucking open right now?
[SPEAKER_00]: She's scratching out over by the bar.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's pissed, because either glass shattered on her foot or glass shattered, and then she stepped on it, so knows what the order of operations is there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why is this always happening to Shina?
[SPEAKER_00]: like what curse did they put on my girl to make it so that injuries follow her.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's honestly astounding because like Sheenah loves attention and I actually think that she could utilize all the drama happening on her birthday to her advantage more than she does.
[SPEAKER_00]: Totally.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: But she does go a little too like what was me with it in kind of the wrong way.
[SPEAKER_01]: That said, if like I was having a birthday party and all of a sudden there was glass in my foot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Totally.
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_00]: And also she was like, she's screaming at some of the girls that are helping her and she's like, how bad is it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Do I need stitches?
[SPEAKER_00]: And literally all the girls that were helping her were like, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you do.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's pretty bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: Which girl?
[SPEAKER_00]: That makes me feel like it's really bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because most of the time if someone is like fucking up their foot like that and they ask me if they need stitches, I'm gonna probably say no to calm them down.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Unless it's like an emergency.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, we all need to lock in because she might lose her foot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it just feels like if they're telling her, yes, this is fucking serious You know exactly like it definitely and also like if I'm like in Sheena's orbit I'm definitely not like feeding Sheena more fuel to freak out.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know like she's already prone to the dramatic I'm not gonna like give her more ammo to be like
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my, my, my, my view is just a little cut like it seems like it really was like it was bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: So she's screaming at everyone to get the fuck out if you started this get the fuck out of here cut to Thompson about who literally looks insane his face is like covered in scratches.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, he looks like he was molded by a cat.
[SPEAKER_01]: It honestly like, I
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, did James Kennedy do that to me?
[SPEAKER_00]: Did he go scratching?
[SPEAKER_00]: First, like, honestly, I can be dead.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because he does, and he later see that he is scratching on his shoulder and chest.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm like, who was like, clawing at Tom Sandival?
[SPEAKER_01]: Jacks actually became the lion from the gladiator maps that we talked about.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Tom in a talking head is like, James came up to provoke me and I'm so pissed that it's actually freaking worked.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, that guy's a little bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I also love that like James quote unquote provoking Tom was telling him that he drove a Honda.
[SPEAKER_00]: Which like if it's true,
[SPEAKER_00]: Stand on business.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's your boy.
[SPEAKER_00]: That if you drive a Honda if that's your man stand behind him Like defend your Honda Civic right I can't believe you'd throw your boy under the bus like this right like that place That that car takes you from point A to point B right and you're gonna Come on people name their cars.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's like a pet you didn't even have a car for a while with your suspended life back Come on, do you finally got one?
[SPEAKER_01]: Now you do this, what are we gonna do?
[SPEAKER_01]: It also cuts over to Carmen telling Jacks to just kind of let it go.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, you got to let it go, or you got to be the person who breaks up a fight like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Jackson's like, I tried to do that.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, you know that I stayed out of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he, and talking at is like, yeah, this light bulb went off.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I had a really nice white shirt on.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like I like I like to fight.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't even get to do the thing I love I love fighting and I didn't even do that tonight because I'm mature I miss out on something that I love to do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's a deep passion of mine Right we've done to the very fabric of who I am and I chose not to do it because I'm wearing a white shirt woven much like the tight white threads of this shirt love for fighting is woven into the fabric of my life What can I do about that
[SPEAKER_00]: I was wearing a white shirt, I wasn't allowed to fight.
[SPEAKER_00]: That fucking sucks, nobody's sad about that for me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Best believe if it was a black shirt, I'd be in there!
[SPEAKER_00]: I would have been in there showing everyone that like my black shirt, I am also a black belt.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I have never taken any lessons.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I just feel this way in my bones.
[SPEAKER_00]: But trust that a karate inspired clothing line will be coming out for my kids and sweater lines.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, soon.
[SPEAKER_00]: They've already approved of the designs that I have inside my head.
[SPEAKER_00]: And no, it's not appropriation.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's appreciating.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_00]: So everyone involved in this fight leaves everyone's still raging out As James is walking out Schwartz walks over to the stairwell with an ice pack to his head and tells him to come back up here You little bitch and they tell us Christmas and go fuck herself
[SPEAKER_01]: Sports is really in rare form.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's honestly amazing to like see Schwartz call somebody else a little bit No, it's like I can't even picture Schwartz be like oh big and tough like yeah come up here You a big I'm like shorts come on come on.
[SPEAKER_00]: What are we doing?
[SPEAKER_00]: I could flick you with my middle finger and you'd like a lot To the next state what are we talking he's like the mouse from if you give a mouse a cookie
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, this guy is just not those wives.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm so sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: You give him a second key.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: Come up there, you little bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, well, well guys, so can I have a glass of milk?
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then she gets carried out and honestly, she's got a better attitude by the end, she's like laughing and making jokes, she's like, how much is this gonna cost?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a fucking waitress.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like looking at how my last three parties when I'm really considering having a dry wedding.
[SPEAKER_00]: which we'll you know what that should we'll talk about that later.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll talk about that later.
[SPEAKER_01]: This whole thing also does remind me that we forgot to make an announcement at the beginning of this show which is that we finally got our first VPR cast member follow on social media.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's what can go.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that VPR cast member who followed us on TikTok is none other.
[SPEAKER_01]: than Tom Schwartz.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Tommy Boyd.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tom, we've been waiting for him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to the freaking pot of brother.
[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to hell.
[SPEAKER_01]: We've been waiting.
[SPEAKER_02]: We knew you'd get here, brother.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: We bet expecting you.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're the demons that greet Tom Schwartz in hell.
[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome, brother.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[SPEAKER_01]: Bankroll are trip to LA and all the freaking pump establishments and then we'll talk We'll never say mad word about Jordan.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me throw drink in your face To make up for what you did to Katie.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let me give you a ring of string shorts See how you like it all love them all love You'll leave so happy to have you your brother All of thanks a reen here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, love.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for listening.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for tuning in.
[SPEAKER_00]: We appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_00]: We love our fans
[SPEAKER_01]: I do feel like it is our right and our duty as Thanos to kind of like collect each VPR cast member slowly But surely get them on our side.
[SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was honestly just surprised that it was a man who followed us You know what so is I I would have predicted pretty much well actually you know what he might have he would have been the first man I would have predicted he would have been the first man.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would have predicted for sure
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe him like or James Kennedy.
[SPEAKER_01]: We just obviously haven't talked about James Kennedy yet But I was not expecting a man to follow us.
[SPEAKER_00]: No from the VPR cast and Sheena's still ignoring us Sheena police so many other people have colleagues on our stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sheena we love you.
[SPEAKER_01]: We literally love you Sheena and we talk about you all the time We got matching tattoos with you girl literally girl
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't show you mine today.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't show you right now because it's healing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's healing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe we're going to add more to it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm having an, it's all happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sleeve happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's all, it's all happening.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you get what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, welcome Tom Schwartz to the Pumper's universe.
[SPEAKER_00]: Can you believe that we've still only talked about the first three minutes of this episode?
[SPEAKER_00]: So like I can't believe that all of this is squeezed into the.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is why Vanna from Pissogue.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you just who's doing it like this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know, but it literally nobody's doing it like this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, welcome.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're happy to have you here.
[SPEAKER_01]: We were we will shit on you a lot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but it's all love.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's all love dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love really, I love welcome to hell, you are so So Boof, we're a pump and Lisa is interviewing people to start working there because at this gay bar in West Hollywood And the epicenter of the gay community you gotta have some hunky hunky
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's talking about, you know, she's got to hire people with experience, there's no room for error, yada, yada.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then she kind of conducts an interview montage, which frankly seems utterly fake and, well, for sure, produce.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because by the end of the montage, she's like, and so here's my team.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they all took a group photo.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I've had some how interviews were all, and he's still worked like that, interviews do not work like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: So she mentions, the most important thing about this is that she mentions that she's bringing in like some key anchors from a sur and like Villa Blanca over to pump, but she's also looking for new fresh meat, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Lisa.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't give a gap about your other fucking restaurants.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't give a gap about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: your other restaurants, all right.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is, this is not, this is not a pump wheels, right podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, this is, this is about, sir.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is about, sir.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is not about pump.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's not a billablanka podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's about sexy, neat restaurant restaurant and lounge, sexy, neat restaurant restaurant, restaurant, lounge and nothing else.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, keep a pushin.
[SPEAKER_00]: So brief.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're in Tom's animals apartment and things are looking a little crazy in here.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is a mess in there.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a really clear relationship.
[SPEAKER_00]: Cleaned in their previous relationship.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's not Tom's animal.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's like a little montage of all of the mess happening in this apartment.
[SPEAKER_00]: The editors make certain to highlight just how messy Tom's apartment is in this video.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're like,
[SPEAKER_01]: Zooming in on various piles no and literally every time we're in Tom's animals apartment in this episode They started off with It must have been crazy to try to shoot in there like imagine.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just think about like
[SPEAKER_01]: Even if I'm having like my friends over, right, I like tidy up, for sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Your apartment is going on Nationwide television television brother and you're not even thinking to yourself like maybe I Clean a little and it's not even like it's one part that's messy.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's all of it right
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd be in a constant state of stress and panic if my apartment perpetually looks like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I cannot like go to sleep knowing that there is like mess like that in my apartment.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I can't like relax in my apartment when it's that messy.
[SPEAKER_01]: For sure now.
[SPEAKER_01]: But they seem to be doing just fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, Tom's getting by.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's in bed, suffering from his injuries.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Ariana is getting him Advil trying to comfort him and he's like making jokes and buddies I got my ass kicked last night and then he like transforms for a second and James Kennedy goes Fuckin' Wankah!
[SPEAKER_00]: And Ariana just is like giggling at him and I literally when he said Fuckin' Wankah!
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like I want to kill myself.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ariana is very tickled by this entire thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, she does not seem, she's like, ha ha, crazy time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Where it's like Ariana, your boyfriend was triggered to the point of physical violence because he was told that he drives a Honda Civic, which he does.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you not a little concerned?
[SPEAKER_00]: Also, it's like, they spend the rest of this episode trying to position the retelling of this fight as if James is the one who started it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, which he wasn't.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, Tom approached Kristen and James.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, started beefing with James and was the one who made it physical.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, like in every corner of that, Tom started it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_01]: But to Tom and Ariana, it's just them against the world.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's what Tom's just doing it with the same shit that he did with Kristen.
[SPEAKER_00]: He loves to do that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you and me babe.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's actually gross.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Ariana starts talking about how Kristen's trying to ambush everybody by talking to Miami girls if she's going to have some big revelation.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ariana's dead set on the fact that like,
[SPEAKER_00]: There is no story there, and it's none of anyone's business, and Tom already told me the whole story and sort of that's that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anything that he didn't tell me just isn't true.
[SPEAKER_00]: But she did ask Tom.
[SPEAKER_00]: She was like, most of the story I had already heard from you, but the one new part was that you told her that you and I broke up like three weeks ago.
[SPEAKER_00]: Which the way she worded this I had me thinking that I was like the one new thing you heard right So you heard about the period part yeah that because that part's like the most crazy part Do you not have any concerns about that that's the one new thing you heard there wasn't another new thing Arianna, are we not worried about that like I like even if you thought
[SPEAKER_00]: that it was all made up.
[SPEAKER_00]: That would still be a new thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, right.
[SPEAKER_00]: So why would you say I heard one new thing?
[SPEAKER_00]: And it was that you said we broke up three weeks before.
[SPEAKER_00]: That makes me feel like maybe they did talk about the period of it all.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he has some explanation for that that we never heard.
[SPEAKER_00]: Which to me, I'm just kind of like, hello.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, hello.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like genuinely, where I'm like,
[SPEAKER_01]: How are we talking our way out of this one?
[SPEAKER_01]: I genuinely don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's very confusing to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Where I guess the only thing he could have said is, like, of course, I never asked that or asked her to do that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't do any of this.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's all made up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: That could be the only explanation, you know?
[SPEAKER_00]: Who freaking is?
[SPEAKER_00]: Who knows?
[SPEAKER_01]: And she brings up the three weeks ago thing to Tom and Tom just like pauses and looks at her and he's like, I definitely never said that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, but here's the thing, why?
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's almost the other thing is like, no matter what his answer to that question is, it really doesn't change a goddamn thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like whether he lied about that or he didn't, he still cheated.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's making the argument to you that he absolutely fucking medically needed to hang out with bitches.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you're just like, yeah, he needed to, he needed to bring bitches to the club.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: But he didn't fuck any of them, but he like needed to.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: What are we doing, you guys?
[SPEAKER_01]: Guys, it's just that my boyfriend medically needs to bring bitches to the club.
[SPEAKER_01]: And just like, that's pretty much what we've just accepted is normal over here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, you guys, I can't with the like playing cool girl to this degree.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's way, it's way over the line.
[SPEAKER_00]: You guys are going to cool girl yourself into an early grave.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's scary.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is stressful.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think also that she is doing this in part as a direct kind of response to like Tom and Kristen's relationship because she even says like as they kind of wrap this scene up and like Tom's like putting concealer on his face to like go to work because of his various bruises.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like listen, like I'm aware of Tom's past, but like you have to have trust in a relationship.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to go through his phone
[SPEAKER_01]: Right, because Kristen's so crazy and I'm very cool.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think she shoots herself in the foot.
[SPEAKER_01]: She gets a lot of broken glass in her foot, doing that to herself, by being like, I'm not like Kristen, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm different than Kristen.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm cooler than Kristen.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll take this stuff that is concerning, and be like, well, that's not my problem, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not Kristen, so I'm not gonna go nuts with this information, tough, really tough.
[SPEAKER_01]: So Booth, we're at the tattoo shop with Jackson Schwartz.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, not again.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are we here?
[SPEAKER_01]: Why are we at fucking body like this?
[SPEAKER_00]: I will say though this scene opens up.
[SPEAKER_00]: The two of them are walking in and Jackson Schwartz.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, why the fuck are you wearing leggings?
[SPEAKER_00]: He's wearing like joggers and I kind of love the idea of like When they start filming a scene like this, they probably have a good idea of like when it starts Obviously when you're walking into the establishment, they're gonna use a clip of that right to like set the scene So they probably have some awareness that like whatever they say as they're walking in is making it
[SPEAKER_00]: So I kind of love the idea of Jack's like choosing to say like choosing to get in his digs Yes during that shot because it will probably be used So it's like why the fuck are you wearing leggings, bro?
[SPEAKER_00]: Jack's his in his own episode of punked on every episode of Vanderpump rules.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's off.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's Vanderpunked rules for Jack's
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so they, they walk in and they're headed into body electric and they pop into the store and the guy at the front desk he's like Jax, how's it going brother?
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean he's like he's like yeah, I bet you know why I'm here and he's like I bet I do
[SPEAKER_01]: And this is like, I'm fairly certain the same guy from when he got the Stasi tattoo and Jackson's now coming back and is like I got to cover up that Stasi tattoo and he's like no way that's crazy and he also reveals
[SPEAKER_00]: that in between getting the Stasi tattoo and now getting the Stasi tattoo covered up, he also got one of his current girlfriend's names tattooed on his other arm.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he's got Stasi on one arm and on the other arm, it now says Carmen.
[SPEAKER_00]: One of two of his current bitches.
[SPEAKER_01]: Carmen's tattoo is somehow even bigger and godier than Stasi's tattoo.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would, like, you'd think the initial response is to be like, have you learned nothing?
[SPEAKER_00]: I actually think he has learned something.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And what he's learned is that he can use his body as a vessel for manipulation.
[SPEAKER_00]: He has learned that he can get tattoos to up women's trust
[SPEAKER_00]: How serious they think he is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, by just like throwing a tattoo on there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because he doesn't give a fuck.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, he's like I fuck up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Guess what?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just gonna get a tattoo.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll get a cover up.
[SPEAKER_00]: She she's gonna love that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah But it's so sick.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're sick jacks.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're sick.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, literally So as he's getting his tattoo covered up Schwarzen Jacks are talking about stasi living at Schwarzes and
[SPEAKER_01]: It's so crazy that she's back and like, now I'm getting this tattoo covered up.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, we're just like not even a part of each other's lives anymore.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, you haven't been well, yes, well, yes, well, yes, well, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then they start talking about the fight from the night before and Schwartz is like, please don't tell Lisa about this.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what stopped me from getting a job last year because as you'll recall last year China's party, Schwartz got into a fight with Shay and Schwartz was about to get hired at Sir and Lisa said no.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and Jackson's like, yeah, no worries, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I won't say anything and as they're kind of like wrapping up him Getting a Rose tattoo.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, you know, I
[SPEAKER_01]: Tiff's coming to town is other girlfriend.
[SPEAKER_01]: Schwartz is like, Schwartz is like, oh, yeah, like you excited to see her and he's like, yeah, super excited to see her, you know?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's been great because both of the women that I'm dating totally know about each other, which is awesome.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can kind of get away with a lot if you're honest about stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's an idiot.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like such a fucking idiot.
[SPEAKER_01]: The concept of quote unquote getting away with something, if you are honest about it is so funny.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, you know, you can actually be even way more of a shithead if you just tell the truth about it as it's happening.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's honestly, he's so dumb, kind of true, because it's kind of John Tucker must die vibes, where the lesson that Jack's Taylor has learned is the same lesson that John Tucker learns at the end of John Tucker must die, which is you can date a bunch of people at once, you just have to tell them all about it constantly, which is actually like, it's actually like a joke.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, here's the thing about John Tucker must die, that movie is a joke.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and is comedic right and Jack's took that he watched John Tucker must die and he said wait That's really good right except he hasn't worn a farm There's still time jacks I'm scared but there is still time I'm scared but my thing is like a hearing him talk about Women like this and just the way he talks about his dating situations and whatever the fuck out
[SPEAKER_00]: I have some questions for Carmen and Tiffany.
[SPEAKER_00]: Me too.
[SPEAKER_00]: If I was Tiffany, and I was seeing Jacks, and he got the other woman he was seeing's name tattooed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd be like,
[SPEAKER_00]: goodbye then.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I guess we're good.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're good.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't to be casually in the early stages of dating.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's one thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: A tattoo would suggest that we are past that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, a tattoo.
[SPEAKER_00]: is kind of intense.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, if you are getting other bitches names tattooed, I'm just kind of like, who would want to compete to be loved by Jacks by any man, but especially by Jacks Taylor.
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: You guys do all that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, it's like, I definitely have more questions for Tiffany than I did for Carmen because Carmen is one 23 and two the girl whose name is tattooed on Jackson's arm and she lives in the same city as him right seemingly season hangs out with him a lot right I understand why she thinks that she's like in the secure spot is like the number one girl.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tiffany is like what are we doing twenty eight twenty nine and is like a director of marketing Yes, what what What got to be able to pull some other people in Vegas, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, Vanna proposes out right.
[SPEAKER_00]: You've seen it.
[SPEAKER_00]: We know who this man is right.
[SPEAKER_00]: What's happening?
[SPEAKER_00]: Why are you agreeing to this Tiffany?
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, he gets the cover up and let me just say it looks so fucking bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it looks like shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: It literally looks horrible.
[SPEAKER_00]: It almost it just looks like a blackout.
[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't even look like a rose.
[SPEAKER_00]: It literally just looks like a blackout blob.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, looks awful.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: Really bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: Good luck with that jacks.
[SPEAKER_02]: SO BOOF!
[SPEAKER_02]: We're gonna serve!
[SPEAKER_00]: Kristen's at work.
[SPEAKER_00]: She does have to specify that the soup of the day is served hot.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, yeah, we've got a lobster biz and sweet potato soup.
[SPEAKER_00]: They are served hot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that would be crazy if they weren't.
[SPEAKER_01]: the idea of like because like obviously there's the concept of cold soup right there's like a spacho but you call it a spacho right no one is I've never looked at someone and said and do you serve your lobster bisc hot right lobster bisc it's gonna be hot brother like I you told them the soups and you're like and by the way they're hot well yes that would be you'd have to specify to me if they were cold
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not if they were hot.
[SPEAKER_01]: A real glimpse into what it's like to work in public service though.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because it's like, it's truly like, uh, you're like, how dumb could people get?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, so dumb to the point where you have to specify that a lot of your business is hot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, somebody out there is complained.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kristen and talking had is talking about how she wish that she had a behaved better at Sheena's birthday, and I love that they cut a clip of Kristen from exactly one night before Punching Tom Schwartz in the head going who the fuck are you and then it cuts back to Kristen and talking I'm going so I'm definitely not proud or happy for hitting Tom, but I know I'll get the blame for everything Cuz everybody always blameful Kristen
[SPEAKER_01]: That's like, well, Kristen, you did physically assault a man last night.
[SPEAKER_00]: So there is that cut to Tom and Jacks at the bar.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jacks is there, Tom walks up and he's like, there he is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Rocky Balboa!
[SPEAKER_00]: Jackson's on a fucking tear this episode dude.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, you try to check out all of Tom's scratches and bruises and obviously Tom has them all covered up with makeup and Jackson's like, see, that's why you were born to know how to use that stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: Which is like basically Jackson being like, we are gay.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's like his trying to say the app slur without saying it.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like just dancing around it.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, yeah, you know how to use all that makeup stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: And James is also working that night and Tom is like, great.
[SPEAKER_01]: Lele and behold, there's James.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tom and Jacks are talking about how Shina was in the hospital because of her foot, until six in the morning.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my, Shina!
[SPEAKER_01]: My machine and Tom is like, I know I like I tried to text and I couldn't so I just sent a video And Jack was like a video of what he goes me apologizing Jack's like, sorry, why is what it do, Dale?
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean you tried to text and you couldn't you fucking boomer?
[SPEAKER_00]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_00]: What are you talking about?
[SPEAKER_00]: And it cuts
[SPEAKER_02]: To the screen recording of Tom's apology video, it's so he's like sniffling and groggy's like I feel my heart hurt because what I'm done
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just really freaking embarrassing though, like it's a crazy video and he's like looking at the camera like tears falling direct I contact with himself in the iPhone screen
[SPEAKER_01]: Like he's watching every year go so this is the research that I did for this because I was struck by a visual comparison That we'll need to put into the video at it and I will describe as best I can for our listeners Tom in this video looks exactly like Pepe the king prawn from the muppets
[SPEAKER_00]: I need to look this up now.
[SPEAKER_01]: For those who may not know who Pepe the King prawn is, he recently gained critical fame for being a TikTok trend, where you would put a little for the music of, I hear your voice, it's like the angels calling and he's a little red prawn with scraggly, scraggly.
[SPEAKER_01]: And often looks very surprised or shawng.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, it is actually, it looks just like him.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that is, we actually have to make that edit on text all day.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because I was watching emails, like, why does he look exactly like that straight up, I spent maybe like 30 minutes at work, Googling variations on scraggly looking muppet on text.
[SPEAKER_00]: Holy fuck.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, that's actually crazy freaking pepper the king prawning out
[SPEAKER_02]: And no ice, and no tea, and I feel so sorry for all of it, I just can't express the noise.
[SPEAKER_02]: Feels like dying.
[SPEAKER_00]: So awesome, I love that she and I sent them the videos of Tom to put in it like it is so crucial Orious and I actually don't think that we send that video back to Tom's and of all enough No, and knowing all that's going on in his life right now I actually am calling on all the pumpers to Repost the fucking video.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah repost Tom's a polystyrene Post Tom's a ballad Tom's crying video.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's let's make this shit take the rounds again
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the truth is is that if anyone should be making more than one apology video, it's Tom said.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tell Tom's animal the only way we'll consider for giving him as a collective is if he makes another apology video and post it on grid on main post it on main Tom They want him to grid post it
[SPEAKER_00]: I said there's a couple of episodes that I was just saying.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to read Tom's animal open mouth cry I'm saying this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I didn't and honestly I like completely forgot that this was something that happened in the show So to see it come to fruition is really gorgeous.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's dying to see him cry.
[SPEAKER_00]: I need to fuck
[SPEAKER_01]: So as a little later, it's her Lisa comes up to Katie and she's like, listen, I know about the fight last night.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the reason that she knows about the fight last night is because Peter, her little bird, told her everything that happened because she is like various from Game of Thrones and Peter is her little bird and Peter, friend of the show, Peter, friend of the show.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll love, brother.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll love theater.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Lisa sang to Katie.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, listen, this is two strikes against Tom now and Katie's like, okay, I understand, but like, will you please hear Tom out?
[SPEAKER_01]: Please, please, please, and LVP is like, stop squeaking, which is insane.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's really insane.
[SPEAKER_00]: Lisa's actually so rude to Katie.
[SPEAKER_00]: She talks to her, like she is so pathetic, so beneath her.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it's honestly quite baffling to watch.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Katie in a talking head says that short says that before we can get married, he wants to be financially secure.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to break down those sentences for a second.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Schwartz says that before we can get married, he wants to become financially secure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've heard things like that before from people.
[SPEAKER_01]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_01]: the next sentence.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm trying to set that wheel in motion.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do we see what maybe the issue with those sentences are right next to one another?
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe those aren't your wheels, you know, sounds like those are his wheels.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sounds like maybe those are his wheels.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sounds like maybe his wheels are completely stationary on the ground.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not actually attached to anything.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we can't be rolling his wheels.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, those aren't our wheels to roll, baby girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Your wheels are already rolling.
[SPEAKER_01]: His are not.
[SPEAKER_01]: This can't be happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: Schwartz does want to exist and like the what do you call those little excite car.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_00]: He wants to exist in one of those in his life And one day he really does get that wish.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, more to come on that but like you know five years from now But like but he's manifesting already.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's manifesting side car.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's like well Since I had some milk because you got me a blanket
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh well, why are you there?
[SPEAKER_00]: Why are you up?
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you mind just like asking Lisa to give me a job or something?
[SPEAKER_01]: That cookie was really good.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like, will we fall from the cookie?
[SPEAKER_00]: And I just don't feel like I can get up off the couch.
[SPEAKER_00]: So if you could ask Lisa if she would give me a job, I will we'll push here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't really sleepy from acting all day.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And also I'm battling the person because I haven't been able to get a lot of jobs and that makes me sad Yeah, if you if you're getting me up if you're getting me a blanket, could you also make it get me a pillow?
[SPEAKER_00]: Cause I'm really so Thanks you, thank you, bye-bye.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you, bye-bye.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so bring me my, bye-bye.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so Got me one milk
[SPEAKER_01]: So, LVP is not having it.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, she's like, I'm not listening to this.
[SPEAKER_00]: I gotta go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bye.
[SPEAKER_00]: Walked outside.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, bye.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Katie literally chases her off the door.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, no, Lisa runs outside down the streets of what's Hollywood.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, please, just talk to Tom.
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't write him off.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're trying to save up for a wedding someday.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is important to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Lisa's like, don't put this on me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not my problem, sister.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want nothing to do with this.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're just like, what are you going to do when this is how the people who work for me act and represent the company when they're out and about?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and Katie's like, you know, I don't, I wasn't there.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know exactly what the vibes were, but what I do know is that three of the other people involved in this conflict are active full-time employees of you.
[SPEAKER_00]: So like maybe just to hear Schwartz out.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what's going on over there.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, all right, so she's like, go back to work.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've got a pump.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bye, she's like fully walking into construction zone.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's putting on a hard hat.
[SPEAKER_00]: Goodbye.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, bye, poof, we're at Katie and Tom's apartment.
[SPEAKER_00]: Schwartz and Stasi are there.
[SPEAKER_00]: The dynamic duo, Schwartz and Stasi.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Schwartz is telling Stasi about the Jack's cover up tattoo.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Stasi's like, God, I'm free.
[SPEAKER_01]: I, I am free girl, reminded exclusively of the scene in Aladdin, where the genie is free.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is what Stasi feels like to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: You ain't never had a friend like me.
[SPEAKER_01]: What a bow, wow, wow, yeah not bow, wow, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what Stasi is doing in the carpet.
[SPEAKER_02]: Completed.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you all friends do this?
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you all friends do that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Stussy is like over the fucking moon.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like oh my god It felt like being shackled to somebody having my name on his arm.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank God She's like I'm just happy it's a black rose and not another tribal tattoo Thank God She's like treating it like her burial space.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like oh my god I'm so glad I was buried under and black rose rather than a tribal tattoo
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so glad that the mausoleum is covered in tributat and covered in fucking roses instead of tributat is a few.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then shorts pretty quickly changes the subject to be like, listen, you should be really happy that you didn't come to Sheen is birthday.
[SPEAKER_00]: Apple James and I had luck.
[SPEAKER_00]: T. Girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you would have loved it.
[SPEAKER_01]: She doesn't think that this little mouse could put James in a headwalk, but you didn't think that.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, you know, I'm a little worried because it might end up costing me my job at home.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Stasi's like, yeah, girl, it will.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I am worried for you, sister.
[SPEAKER_00]: You've got to get on that.
[SPEAKER_00]: You got to go talk to Lisa before she talks to you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like you should have talked to Lisa yesterday.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: You got to open with remorse and let Lisa know that something like this will literally never happen ever again.
[SPEAKER_00]: that you just kind of have to bow down to her a little bit.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Tom's like, no problem.
[SPEAKER_00]: I am afraid of her.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, he's like, yes, so I am terrified of Lisa Vanderbilt.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I will kind of do anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_01]: So because Tom Schwartz is the first sub.
[SPEAKER_01]: the first one at the first sub ever.
[SPEAKER_01]: The top shorts.
[SPEAKER_01]: So Booth, we're back at Sir.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tom Sandival is carrying Shina on his back into second-in-eak restaurant restaurant lounge.
[SPEAKER_01]: Much like when Jojo sees you all carried Tom Sandival on my go-back years later.
[SPEAKER_00]: Carrying the torch.
[SPEAKER_01]: Aw, this is beautiful.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was trying to do is kind of back up, but I was with Tunger Games, totally, and you landed that plane.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I love this from Shina.
[SPEAKER_00]: She has these moments where I'm like, yeah, fucking get his act.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get him.
[SPEAKER_00]: She hops on his back and she's like, oh, I can walk.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just wanted to make you carry me.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what, I mean, he's like, oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's a sheena and a docking head is like, listen, there are two ways to tell me that you're sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: A really nice bottle of champagne or a four minute long video where you look like a super pussy.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've never had someone say super pussy before, but I did like it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's so awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: I literally had to rewind it to be like, did she say super pussy?
[SPEAKER_00]: Kind of good.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: You look like a super pussy dude.
[SPEAKER_00]: You look like a super pussy right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just it sounds like it sounds like a mistake almost to call it a super pussy because that sounds like a good thing Well it almost sounds like she was using the word pussy for the first time in her life And she was like she was like so what adjective do I put in front of this word super pussy sounds awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like she should have been like
[SPEAKER_00]: A huge pussy.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Rather than super.
[SPEAKER_01]: Super pussy sounds like it's like, oh, so you're, you're pussy's fire.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right, you're pussy's fucking incredible.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's also, there's something with that, uh, sound, the super pussy, the pussy, the pussy, the pussy, the pussy, the pussy, the pussy, the pussy, the pussy, the pussy, the pussy, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, and it briefly shows Tom's pepper-the-king prawn video again, having him having like a major breakdown, which God, I just, I, what I would give for the raw unedited clip of that, I just love that it keeps, you can see him just looking at himself crying and he'll occasionally like look away into the corner of the room, but he always like glances back at the phone to make sure that his tears are still translating.
[SPEAKER_01]: it's also so cool and James is in the kitchen he's kind of recounting the fight Peter is recounting the fight to Jeremy one of the bartenders and Christina Kelly in the back goes up to Katie and is like um why the fuck is sheena here eating dinner just eating dinner with Shay kind of girl not have dinner wherever the fuck she wants all right can't to grow get a fucking discount why the fuck do you care the sheena wants a discount dinner
[SPEAKER_01]: right.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's not in your section, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Relax.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who cares?
[SPEAKER_01]: What's up?
[SPEAKER_01]: And Katie's like, oh, she has no shame.
[SPEAKER_01]: She loves attention.
[SPEAKER_00]: She would rather say five bucks than avoid an awkward run in.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, is it that awkward for Shina?
[SPEAKER_00]: She didn't do anything?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she didn't do anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: If anything, it's probably more thrilling for her because people get to come grovel at her feet right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: Her glass foot.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's honestly kind of a very
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like big dick in it around sir.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I think if Stasi did that people be like, oh my god, she's incredible Because it's she not everyone's like, oh, she loves a tantrum
[SPEAKER_00]: That's like, yeah, she does.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's made that very, totally.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's never lied about that.
[SPEAKER_00]: She said that explicitly several times.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why you're surprised at this move.
[SPEAKER_01]: And James comes up to Shina and Shay.
[SPEAKER_00]: And is like, hey, how's it going?
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, queen, how's your fun?
[SPEAKER_01]: And Shina's like, me, yeah, I'm good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, clearly wanting him to walk away.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Jane is like, look, I wasn't looking for a fight, and she and is like, really, that's so interesting because I heard you, I heard that you told several people last night that you were looking to fight Tom.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she was like, no, I don't know who told you that.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I'd like to know their names.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I can really get to the bottom of this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who said that?
[SPEAKER_01]: And he was like, listen, listen, the bottom line is that Tom's had his problems with me since the beginning.
[SPEAKER_01]: I made fun of his car.
[SPEAKER_01]: I put him in a headlock.
[SPEAKER_01]: And next thing, you know, Schwartz is punching me in the face.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she is just kind of like, I actually don't want to hear all this.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I have a wedding to plan.
[SPEAKER_00]: Shut your mouth.
[SPEAKER_01]: And James is like, okay, but I'm just saying it was inevitable and like kind of skin is like, I need a break from you and Kristen.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Goodbye.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, oh, okay, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: seeing James he is like kind of um he comes on to the show a way maker.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he ends up being like I even was watching back some of the scenes from last week.
[SPEAKER_00]: The scenes specifically when it's uh Kristen James Shay and she and I out to drink.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she and make some comment or she's like I'm gonna be on on the bar um by the end of the night for my birthday party whatever James is like oh my god you absolutely are.
[SPEAKER_00]: like he's like just being a lot like nicer and more like entertaining of the yes you know the bullshit that he ends up making fun of constantly in every other season of this show yep yeah he just it's really interesting to see James Kennedy with like zero social power right it's very funny to watch
[SPEAKER_01]: And Shay sums it up in an awesome way by saying, I mean, they did stir up some shit last night.
[SPEAKER_01]: Always shake, coming in with the bang or analysis.
[SPEAKER_01]: A stute, a stute as fucking hell, Shay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so boof.
[SPEAKER_01]: Christina Kelly, Katie and Stasi are going apartment hunting.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Stasi says that she is looking for a home for her and her boyfriend.
[SPEAKER_01]: She said that the living conditions in New York were not great.
[SPEAKER_01]: They were living in a studio and she does not like to poop with people near her.
[SPEAKER_01]: Which girl?
[SPEAKER_01]: Same.
[SPEAKER_00]: We literally just talked about this amount of time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Straight up.
[SPEAKER_01]: You are us.
[SPEAKER_00]: You would love us.
[SPEAKER_00]: We are you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Same page.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just a screen.
[SPEAKER_01]: Get on the pot girl.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'd love to have you.
[SPEAKER_00]: They talk about how Stasi's boyfriend is a total boss in the sack.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and that's pretty much it
[SPEAKER_01]: Christina Kelly does note, um, she's like, finally you're dating a normal guy totally normal.
[SPEAKER_00]: Super nice and motivated and someone that you trust totally all of those things and we never ever learn otherwise.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_02]: Babababoof.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're at Tom's apartment.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's still a fucking mess.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Jack's shows up with concealer.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, wow, looks good in here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Totally fucking sarcastic.
[SPEAKER_00]: It literally looks like a bomb hit it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Tom's like, thanks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jack's like, I was fucking joking.
[SPEAKER_00]: He goes, that was a joke.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tom's face looks even more insane.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's covered in what looks like more bruises and scratches.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything is like purple now.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's getting worse.
[SPEAKER_00]: But Jack's problem concealer, because that's what boys do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and he's like, listen, we don't roll grudges me in Tom's mom.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I slept with Kristen, but we've been best friends for 10 years.
[SPEAKER_01]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like totally besties for Eva.
[SPEAKER_01]: We would never let a woman get in between us.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right, okay, okay, and so Jack's basically comes at Tom because he's like listen I need your advice because you know you've been in my position before and I just Man to man.
[SPEAKER_00]: I need a little bit of guidance You basically like okay, so Tiffany his biggest girlfriend is in town for the week and she asked me to hang out And I told Carmen and she freaked the fuck out
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, yes, you do have her name tattooed.
[SPEAKER_00]: But as Jax is talking about this, it's like becoming increasingly clear that he definitely hasn't been as honest as he has been saying that he has been if and we see this later on in the episode as well is just like these two women are clearly not
[SPEAKER_00]: they're clearly wanting him to like make a decision and like move past this early stage.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm dating multiple women of it all.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Jackson's basically like, oh, but I like having two girlfriends though.
[SPEAKER_00]: So like what am I going to do?
[SPEAKER_01]: And they'll know about each other.
[SPEAKER_00]: So like we'll be the issue because they both know.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Tom basically has a tell jack's like, okay, just because you've been honest with someone doesn't mean that they are going to like what you say to them.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jackson's like, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's really weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he actually does not take that advice to heart at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Tom is basically like, so why did you start dating Carmen in the first place?
[SPEAKER_01]: And Jackson doesn't answer and he's like, is it because Tiffany lives in Vegas and she wasn't around?
[SPEAKER_01]: And Jackson's like, slowly silently nods.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, hey, to say that,
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, he really thinks that that reflects poorly on other people more than it does of him.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I can just tell that he thinks that's more of a read of Carmen than it is a read of his absolute inability to spend even one day, yeah, not.
[SPEAKER_01]: having sex with a woman right like maybe be alone brother yeah you're you have a problem but he's also like listen it's awesome because like Carmen's friends with all of you guys and like and like you guys are all dating each other and like I'm now I'm dating Carmen and it's like I'm not gonna be left out I'm not gonna be left out which is awesome and like Tiffany knows about it and I was totally honest with both of them which is great right
[SPEAKER_01]: And Tom's like, yeah, no, we know we get the honesty thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like we get that.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Jack's goes, he's like on his way out.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, all right.
[SPEAKER_01]: See you later.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can laugh and he's on his way out and he goes, yeah, the honesty thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the only thing I have going for me right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll let you know how it goes.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Tom goes, all right, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just too dumb bitch is telling each other exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: Also, let it's remembered that in last week's episode, Jack says he's the best he's ever been.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: And in this week's episode, he says the only thing he has going for the him is this honesty thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: most of the truth.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, Jack's hasn't been honest with himself one day in his life, but I love this honesty tour that he's on.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Boof, we have a brief scene with Stasi, Christina Kelly and Katie still in the car going apartment hunting.
[SPEAKER_01]: The only notable thing about this scene is that as they're talking about Stasi's sex life and how awesome it is,
[SPEAKER_01]: Katie mentions that Stasi is probably having more sex than her and they briefly talk about how Katie and Schwartz don't have sex a lot because Schwartz is ticklish Right, and he like can't take sex serious enough.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so he will usually just like honk Katie's boob
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, imagine Schwartz, friend of the show Schwartz, friend of the pod.
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope, oh, I hope that that attitude has changed, Mr.
[SPEAKER_01]: Imagine you're like hooking up with someone for the first time.
[SPEAKER_01]: you take off first of all you're kissing you like grab their knack or something you grab their whisk and they start giggling you pull back you're like oh sorry did I do something you're like oh sorry I'm just ticklish try it again okay so you kiss that you kiss them again
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, I didn't am I doing something wrong?
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know just let me know like if you want me to stop I know no no no no for sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you know anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so you move on from Can you you then take off your clothes?
[SPEAKER_01]: You're now naked in front of this man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and he reaches out his hand reaches towards your chest and goes
[SPEAKER_00]: I would talk about that for the rest of my fucking life.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would never shut up about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: He grabs your tit and says, ah, ah, sorry, try to have sex with this man, but he kept laughing because he was ticklish.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're in couples counseling?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I just think we have kind of like sexual and complete like physical intimacy with compatibility issues.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, can you walk me through it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like sometimes it's hard, you know, for people to get physically like aroused enough, you know, to in order to have sex now.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not really the problem.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, what is the problem?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he honks my boobs when I take off my clothes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Schwartz is watching this right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Going like this to the screen.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like to imagine that only because Schwartz has followed us on TikTok, you know, has watched every single episode.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he's just a fan of you watching.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're just going to assume.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're just going to assume.
[SPEAKER_01]: Schwartz, we know you're here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Speak up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Schwartz.
[SPEAKER_01]: Speak up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you still haunt women's boobs when you upset with them?
[SPEAKER_01]: Schwartz.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is the Schwartz call.
[SPEAKER_01]: Stroke.
[SPEAKER_01]: Straight up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Here's what's so crazy, too, is like.
[SPEAKER_01]: You really don't want to have sex with your girlfriend, huh?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just like, something is wrong.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ticklish, we can't take sex seriously.
[SPEAKER_01]: If a man told me that he was ticklish and that's why he couldn't have sex with me, I would be like straight up, I would rather you tell me that I'm ugly.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm Lily sitting him down and making him watch that ticklish documentary about the people who tickle online.
[SPEAKER_00]: You remember that?
[SPEAKER_00]: That was so long ago.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, Maddie.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is talking to everyone.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was a talking memory about this, like, it's like a kink sub culture online.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's not surprising.
[SPEAKER_00]: About tickling.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sitting him down and I'm making him watch that and I'm making him feel deep-shamed but the fact that he's ticklish.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like your man is not ticklish, he just doesn't want to fuck you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, Boof, we're at the moment hotel, and Jack's rolls up with Tiffany to this weirdly empty rooftop bar.
[SPEAKER_01]: She orders notably a patrone pineapple and splash of spray.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, random as hell, crazy ass drink girl, but whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're flirting.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's making fun of the fact that he has dandruff.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Jack's is like, I've never had a relationship like this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, it's so adult.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's 35, everyone, just as a reminder.
[SPEAKER_01]: This relationship is so adult.
[SPEAKER_01]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_01]: a 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old, 30-year-old,
[SPEAKER_01]: way you are one full teenager away from that moment but it's like because he's been exclusively dating college.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's women yeah he's just been like he's like that's so crazy you have like a job you have like a job like a job like a adult of us.
[SPEAKER_01]: Whoa you have like a job and you have like a salary that's so crazy you know your friends are pretty intimidating because they also have salaries.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he's like, they're all talking about their planes and Bentley's and shit and it's just like a lot, it's like, yeah, because what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because you're not doing shit, brother.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, and also you're dating like again, seemingly like the director of marketing for like a massive hotel.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she's making money.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, also girl, why are you dating him?
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_00]: Why are you as a woman who like clearly seems to have some of her shit together?
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dating Jack's Taylor publicly a menace with another woman's a 23-year-old woman's name, tattooed in his arm that he's currently actively dating.
[SPEAKER_01]: Once again, an example of women stealing men's jobs.
[SPEAKER_01]: She is dating some broke ass, bum ass mother fucker.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Jack's is the gold digger.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't.
[SPEAKER_01]: Good for her.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: Good for you, Tiffany.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they get on the topic of Carmen, which I also think is really interesting, like as someone who like have I've casually date people and like I'll date multiple people at the same time, whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's kind of standard practice.
[SPEAKER_01]: Good rule.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't talk about the other people you're dating.
[SPEAKER_00]: The way that she brings it up again leads me to believe that there is something different happening.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because she asks him, so are you even talking to Carmen anymore?
[SPEAKER_00]: Which makes it seem like he had previously said something about not really being into Carmen and only being interested in Tiffany.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she was just sort of checking the status of that.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Jackson's like, listen, she's 23.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's young.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're like, oh, you're like, you're like, you're like, set in your ways.
[SPEAKER_00]: He literally says you're set in your ways, which is crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, bottom line is I really shouldn't be with her from constantly thinking of you.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then he's like, yeah, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: It'll work itself out.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ed Tiffany says she's like, this is not making me feel comfortable if you're hanging out with her all the time.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, you're right.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, for sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll break up with her.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I think the mature thing for me to do is to end it with her because I do love you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, what?
[SPEAKER_01]: He just said, is that crazy?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is how he is...
[SPEAKER_00]: He's been lying this whole time.
[SPEAKER_00]: He just says anything.
[SPEAKER_00]: He actually did have two girlfriends.
[SPEAKER_00]: Man, I'm pretty sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: He just does not catch a woman.
[SPEAKER_01]: Man, I've been casually dating, not even exclusively.
[SPEAKER_01]: For like two months, three months is like, pay by the way, I love you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I'd be like, sorry, what?
[SPEAKER_01]: This is crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, you don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't, but that's...
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b
[SPEAKER_01]: He looks exactly like a cross came from swish-swish-bish.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's walking up, he's like holding the two straps with his hands.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like skipping up to the restaurant.
[SPEAKER_00]: The thing is, too, like your Schwartz at this time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, he's hot.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: He does everything in his power to make himself... Strain.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not hot, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not hot.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's so crazy, too, is like, there's such a market for like hot off-putting people.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's my bread and butter, actually.
[SPEAKER_01]: Totally.
[SPEAKER_00]: But like, he's off-putting in a way that's very juvenile.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not like charming.
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think that people get fooled by that and think that it's charming.
[SPEAKER_01]: But like, swiftly you see that it is, in fact, not charming at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: But he does kind of skip
[SPEAKER_01]: I made an entire bullet point that just has fucking dork in all caps.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like sweating and shaking.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like truly like he's so scared.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know that it's been a bad look for me these past couple of days and Lisa's like, yeah, girl, like I already know everything that happened.
[SPEAKER_01]: But like how about you tell me what happened?
[SPEAKER_01]: And Schwartz recounts the fight at Mixology.
[SPEAKER_01]: He says there was a bar room brawl, which is like,
[SPEAKER_01]: who is it's shorts is first time speaking I was like a mario party mini game and Lisa's like way will hold on hold on hold on you're at mixology
[SPEAKER_01]: Robert Earl's mix-off.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the most she's like, you read Robert Earl's as it were supposed to know who the fuck that is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you know he's a good friend of mine right?
[SPEAKER_00]: My dear friend Robert Earl.
[SPEAKER_00]: Owner of mixology.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Schwartz is like, listen, like, I didn't even instigate the thing, anything like James instigated all of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I was just trying to break, break James away and, and I don't, I don't know, I don't think it was a fiasco.
[SPEAKER_00]: Lisa's like, oh, it was absolutely a fiasco.
[SPEAKER_00]: This was a fiasco, did.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dictionary definition of fiasco is this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Cut back to the fight and that swirl of just like storm cloud of people fighting.
[SPEAKER_01]: And towards his like, listen, I got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I made a mistake.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, the flop's what is ripping down his face.
[SPEAKER_00]: I will do anything.
[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anything in the world that you want me to do?
[SPEAKER_00]: I will do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I am a good bartender.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a good employee.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a solid person.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm affable.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm kind.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm easy to work with.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm timely.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Lisa's like, I don't care about any of that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not here.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't need your charm or any of his bullshit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I need someone who can show up and work and be no nonsense about this shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, listen.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll give you a test run at the opening party because I need you there, I need the numbers.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see how it goes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, but trust we will be having a staff meeting to talk about this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think Schwartz is just honored to be included in the staff meeting.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, more on this later.
[SPEAKER_00]: Kutta Jax, who is currently heading to dinner with his other girlfriend, Carmen.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're at some little pizza place, it's very order at the counter, kind of pizza place, not very fancy.
[SPEAKER_01]: They seem to be the only people in there.
[SPEAKER_00]: So we know that he's about to have like a relationship ending conversation with Carmen based on his previous conversations with both Tom and Tiffany about this matter.
[SPEAKER_01]: Confirmed by the fact that he says, you know, when you have these tough conversations, you don't want to take him somewhere nice.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, he is pretty obvious that he has one intention here.
[SPEAKER_00]: He gets there before Carmen.
[SPEAKER_00]: He orders pizza, sits down.
[SPEAKER_00]: She walks in.
[SPEAKER_00]: The first thing he does is stand up from the table, grab her head and like very centrally kiss her.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep, which is a very weird thing to do if you know you're about to end things.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would say really strange.
[SPEAKER_01]: He also goes back to kiss her again.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, oh, it's actually like mean.
[SPEAKER_00]: It is mean.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's mean and evil.
[SPEAKER_01]: Pretty strange.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got their pizza
[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, I'm just going to, let's just skip, we need to talk, you need to have fun this summer, like, you're going to go to law school, like, I'm not going to be around for that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to hold you back.
[SPEAKER_00]: You deserve better, which is the dumbest route he could have possibly chosen to take with us.
[SPEAKER_00]: instead of actually speaking from his heart or being honest about how he feels taking any kind of responsibility for his emotions on the choices he makes, he tries to turn around as if this is actually her choice.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're just you're young.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's you deserve to like laugh and giggle and have fun this summer and like I'm just in the way of that.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like speaking for her and he somehow thinks this is going to work when this is going to offend any woman with a
[SPEAKER_01]: He literally could have just been like, listen, you know that I've been seeing somebody else.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is not an easy conversation for me to have.
[SPEAKER_01]: I really care about you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I care about the time that we've spent together.
[SPEAKER_01]: The reality is I've developed deeper feelings for this person, and I'm going to be pursuing those things with her exclusively.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that conversation still would have sucked totally, but it's the truth and would have gone over a lot better than him being like sure you don't want to date me Right, don't leave.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is you're basically breaking up with me right now I'm hurt.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm hurt stay with me, but you don't want to
[SPEAKER_00]: He's 35, like this is how you act when you're 17.
[SPEAKER_00]: I will say that his having and having has gotten a lot shorter since he's tried to break up with Laurel.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he still does this.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like huffing and puffing.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like talking himself in circles.
[SPEAKER_00]: Half of sentences don't make sense.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Carmen's like, hey, sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Am I missing something?
[SPEAKER_01]: Because you said that you wanted me to have your babies like a day ago.
[SPEAKER_00]: and give my name tattoo in your arm.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: So what are we doing?
[SPEAKER_00]: What's going on here?
[SPEAKER_01]: And Jackson's like, this isn't about you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I care about you a lot.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just, I don't want to hurt you, and I don't want you to hurt me.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Carmen immediately calls his ass out.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: God.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank God for Carmen.
[SPEAKER_00]: She, like, saw straight through it immediately and she's like, you are manipulating this to make it so that it's about me having so much going on in my life and you don't want to hold me back.
[SPEAKER_00]: But again, this is really just your way of escaping any personal responsibility or like speaking for yourself and how you feel.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she says she's like you just want to have your cake and eat it too.
[SPEAKER_00]: You want to have all these girls tagging along with you, but here's the thing after this.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to see you again because I don't like you.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Jack's goes, what?
[SPEAKER_00]: So offended.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like dumbfounded.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, oh my god.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why would you say that?
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, that was harsh.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm hurt my feelings much.
[SPEAKER_00]: She literally is like, you are 35 years old.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get your shit together.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like having war flashbacks to dating Stasi.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get your shit together.
[SPEAKER_01]: Boom!
[SPEAKER_00]: You're 35.
[SPEAKER_00]: Boom!
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to man with the ambition.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, what the hell?
[SPEAKER_00]: When they are evil and mean to me, all the time, why would she say that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Garmin's like, listen, like, you just look out for number one, which is you.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm just like, uh, sometimes you have to look out for number one.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, okay, well, we're done.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, you're, you're done?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like you're leaving?
[SPEAKER_00]: She's literally basically like, hmm, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like you've shown me that you are not the person that I wanna be with.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is fucking weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: Goodbye.
[SPEAKER_00]: Good for her.
[SPEAKER_01]: Good for her.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Jackson's like,
[SPEAKER_01]: I do not know why she responded that way at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought that we were on the same page.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, obviously, honesty sucks.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, kill the messenger kind of thing, I guess.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got to be one of the dumbest people on earth.
[SPEAKER_01]: The idea?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm using the phrase, kill the messenger.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jacks, you're not the messenger, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: You're the person.
[SPEAKER_01]: You, you are the doer.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're the doer.
[SPEAKER_00]: There was no, there's no messenger.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's no separate, there's separate entity.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just relaying a message.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like you also lived through this and are doing this thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's weird, like I just relayed the message that I, me personally, Jacks Taylor, don't want to be in a fucking relationship with her anymore.
[SPEAKER_01]: Weird, okay, and she acted as if I juxtail her don't want to be in a relationship with her anymore And she's shooting the mess in jerk class It's what women Everybody wants to get mad at a guy for just being honest.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just here's the thing about honesty Is that it freaking sucks?
[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't actually get to you anywhere get to you the things that you want or where you want to go We should be lying We should be looking at what honesty got me Now I'm sitting alone eating pizza outside
[SPEAKER_01]: because my girlfriend who I just broke up with didn't want to have pizza with me anymore.
[SPEAKER_00]: And now I have to get a second shitty cover up on my other arm.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck!
[SPEAKER_00]: So what are we going to do about that America?
[SPEAKER_01]: But uh, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, we're at pump.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Lisa has called a sir staff meeting.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kind of actually a restaurant wide.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Restaurant chain.
[SPEAKER_01]: Stepping.
[SPEAKER_01]: A restaurant ride eating is in effect.
[SPEAKER_01]: Take shelter in your nearest epicenter of the gay community.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Lisa opens up the meeting by being like, as you can see, I am very busy.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm very very busy right now And I am so fucking mad about this bar brawl.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would be livid if Robert Earl's staff came in here and behaved the way that you did my friend my best friend Robert Earl Some even say my brother
[SPEAKER_01]: Imagine if his staff was here right now fighting in front of all of you hooting and hollering shirts off Robert Earl's staff nails grown out so they could scratch each other.
[SPEAKER_00]: Can you imagine Robert Earl's staff Robert Earl's staff wouldn't even dream of doing such a thing Robert Earl I need to start this as Robert Earl Robert Earl
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not Bucodabepo, not Mixology, just Robert Earl.
[SPEAKER_01]: Robert Earl.
[SPEAKER_01]: Robert Earl's my best friend.
[SPEAKER_00]: Robert Earl's my best friend.
[SPEAKER_00]: Slots party with me.
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, all right, who's going to tell you what happened?
[SPEAKER_01]: I already know what happened, but who's going to tell me their version?
[SPEAKER_01]: And James is like,
[SPEAKER_01]: Or I'll step up.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, he's like, listen, you know, Tom and I have already had a feud for a while.
[SPEAKER_01]: He made a comment about my car.
[SPEAKER_01]: I made a comment about his car.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Lisa's like, wait, what?
[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, there's all happened because you guys made comments about each other's cars and James is like, listen, if it wasn't gonna be about the cars, it was gonna be awesome to us.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like his hair looks stupid or some bullshit because it always does.
[SPEAKER_01]: Or he probably say that my hair looks stupid or some bullshit
[SPEAKER_01]: all the time and anyway we just ended up fighting but like we don't talk shit while we're working yeah we're totally cool at the restaurant yeah like it's chill this is like okay well that's an absolutely crazy explanation and for whatever reason she decides in this moment to be like and you know what it all
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, you know, I just can't deal with having staff like this.
[SPEAKER_00]: And when you look around the room and you do one plus one plus one and you look at the history of all the things that have ever happened before, you know, who's the common denominator here?
[SPEAKER_00]: Do the math, Kristen?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's you, you, you, you.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Chris is like, Wait, what?
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, what?
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't even say anything yet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like, what problems have we even had recently?
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, oh, we've had plenty of problems.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then Peter chimed in.
[SPEAKER_00]: My God, Peter sipping on the hate array this episode.
[SPEAKER_01]: He is being a messy little bitch, which I kind of love, all love Peter.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, he goes, Kristen, you're a goddamn liability at this restaurant.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know how many times I've caught you ordering drinks and then going out back and drinking them for yourself?
[SPEAKER_00]: I like, I got to be honest, this is maybe the sexiest Peter's been to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, oh shit, like he's kind of stepping into his boy boss area and I'm kind of liking what I'm seeing I'm kind of liking him like taking a stand for something So hopefully hot Peter, he's stood by Stasi, now he's calling people out
[SPEAKER_01]: here's what I will say he did he did pick in fact the lamest excuse he did for why christian should be fired totally because everybody on that surstaff is hammered twenty foes so yeah and christians like in a talking head she's like I guess I'm really not the only one who drinks at work like everybody drinks at work I don't know why they're picking me out of the bunch to like
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, show some sort like, like, tell me off, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: And Lisa's like, and suddenly, James is being pulled into your nonsense, too.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Chris didn't also, so funny because as they're like accusing her of drinking at the restaurant and stealing drinks and taking them back, Kristen with a shrug just goes, I've done that, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is like gas delicious.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's actually one of my favorite things.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, yeah, I've totally done that.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Lisa's basically like, okay, so listen, here's what it comes down to.
[SPEAKER_00]: James, I have a certain loyalty to Tom and Kristen because of how long they've worked for me.
[SPEAKER_00]: And shorts of drag came over the coals as she says.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tom Santaval takes his moment.
[SPEAKER_00]: He all of a sudden pipes up the first army.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, yeah, I'm Lisa.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: The like, and she's like, enough.
[SPEAKER_00]: Put us all in.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've already come to the conclusions of what's happening here.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm going to tell you what we're going to do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tom and Kristen, you guys are suspended and James, you're fired.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's the end of the episode.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck their good storyteller season three.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck it all.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can just tell that the editors have it like, yeah, honed to a fucking craft in this season.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, they really hit the upgrade button and season three.
[SPEAKER_01]: The storytelling of this show has always been incredible.
[SPEAKER_01]: Season three, they are on some other fucking shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: I actually like I I was doing a scroll through the episode list today and I was like oh my god I forgot about that like there's so many so excited we're reaching the episodes where like the ones in the middle are the ones that it's like it's easier to forget some of the smaller beeps that happen it's like season one is so memorable and the last like the scanned of all it all but all at the end is so memorable course.
[SPEAKER_00]: And some of the smaller beefs in the middle, you kind of forget.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so excited.
[SPEAKER_00]: Once I took this scroll through what happens this season.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, fuck, I'm so excited.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is this the season that Lala comes on, too?
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's season four that Lala comes.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a slow buildup.
[SPEAKER_00]: But we do get veil this season.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, fuck.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm really, I'm really amped.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't fuck it with you.
[SPEAKER_00]: So thank you guys so much for listening.
[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, while we're here, while we've gotcha, there was a hilarious fucking comment that was left.
[SPEAKER_00]: Some of these episodes a couple days ago that I personally loved.
[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody commented being like, you know, you guys really have got to open up a segment where we, the pumpers, can submit like, arduous, ardu on our T, and you guys can comment on it the same way you're commenting on Vanderpump.
[SPEAKER_00]: We have huge news for you.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's exactly what we do on the main show of emotionally online.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so if you want to continue hanging out with us and talking about non-vander pump related things in our lives or submitting some drama and juice going on in your own life that we will potentially comment on and
[SPEAKER_00]: Come join us for a mostly online that goes live every single Friday.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah You can follow the show at Pumpcast rules on Instagram and TikTok you can follow me at Maddie Drawspack You can follow me at Meguro Go and we will see you guys in next week's episode