WEBVTT 00:00.841 --> 00:02.002 [SPEAKER_00]: Project Echo. 00:03.705 --> 00:08.631 [SPEAKER_00]: Your experience of this story may be inhibited by your linear perspective on time. 00:10.113 --> 00:12.395 [SPEAKER_00]: We apologize for the inconvenience. 00:16.020 --> 00:16.641 [SPEAKER_00]: Episode. 00:41.292 --> 00:42.133 [SPEAKER_01]: All right, welcome. 00:42.413 --> 00:44.975 [SPEAKER_01]: Have you had any chalk in the past 72 hours? 00:46.076 --> 00:48.279 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, uh, chalk like to eat. 00:48.319 --> 00:49.920 [SPEAKER_01]: What's or, or inhaled? 00:51.441 --> 00:53.043 [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, no. 00:53.483 --> 00:53.744 [SPEAKER_02]: All right. 00:53.764 --> 00:56.046 [SPEAKER_02]: Is that, is that a, is that a, is that a field trick? 00:56.306 --> 00:57.207 [SPEAKER_01]: Is that something else? 00:57.707 --> 00:58.528 [SPEAKER_02]: No, what do you know? 00:58.848 --> 00:59.068 [SPEAKER_02]: What? 00:59.609 --> 01:00.049 [SPEAKER_01]: All right. 01:00.490 --> 01:00.870 [SPEAKER_01]: You're good. 01:01.110 --> 01:02.011 [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no. 01:02.031 --> 01:02.632 [SPEAKER_02]: What did you just do? 01:02.652 --> 01:03.032 [SPEAKER_01]: You're good. 01:03.072 --> 01:03.773 [SPEAKER_01]: You can, you can leave. 01:04.573 --> 01:05.694 [SPEAKER_02]: What do you mean, I'm good? 01:06.075 --> 01:07.296 [SPEAKER_01]: I took your name and all the stuff. 01:11.003 --> 01:12.244 [SPEAKER_02]: Talk about this for a second. 01:12.264 --> 01:18.950 [SPEAKER_02]: You would maybe prep me for this or just you mean you already took it Alright hold on let me check What's your name? 01:19.591 --> 01:19.831 [SPEAKER_02]: What? 01:20.091 --> 01:21.032 [SPEAKER_02]: What do you mean what's my name? 01:21.052 --> 01:22.273 [SPEAKER_02]: You just told me that you took my name? 01:22.293 --> 01:23.094 [SPEAKER_01]: What do you know your name? 01:23.955 --> 01:31.121 [SPEAKER_02]: I Don't shit Yeah good job me Uh I'm going to put it Okay Why are we just what? 01:31.421 --> 01:32.522 [SPEAKER_02]: Did you take anything else? 01:32.542 --> 01:36.566 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah I took seasons one through four of secret lives of Mom and Wives from you 01:37.115 --> 01:37.816 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you know what? 01:37.976 --> 01:39.558 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't, I wouldn't mind rewatching that. 01:39.778 --> 01:41.540 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, your favorite show, it seems. 01:42.131 --> 01:43.832 [SPEAKER_02]: My favorite show, that's just real. 01:43.852 --> 01:45.394 [SPEAKER_01]: I shouldn't tell you that, is that? 01:45.454 --> 01:45.794 [SPEAKER_01]: What? 01:46.014 --> 01:48.256 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, what did you just take? 01:48.696 --> 01:52.679 [SPEAKER_01]: I took your favorite show, I think, but life's a moment was, oh, it's shit, yeah. 01:53.120 --> 01:54.001 [SPEAKER_02]: Stop it! 01:54.381 --> 02:09.353 [SPEAKER_02]: What did you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 02:09.846 --> 02:13.888 [SPEAKER_01]: No, I need to be, I need to, I need to, no, I need to zap you, if it case, I tell you something. 02:13.908 --> 02:31.198 [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 02:34.629 --> 02:35.489 [SPEAKER_02]: What did you just say? 02:35.970 --> 02:38.511 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, something you just asked too many questions, so I have to be sure. 02:38.872 --> 02:40.913 [SPEAKER_02]: No, okay, it's, but the questions are important. 02:40.933 --> 02:45.016 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, you know, uh, who even, okay, who's your boss right now? 02:45.456 --> 02:46.317 [SPEAKER_02]: Is it Valentine? 02:46.597 --> 02:47.858 [SPEAKER_02]: Is it probably Christmas? 02:48.178 --> 02:49.499 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, hold on, let me check. 02:50.000 --> 02:55.063 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, yeah, right now it's Father Christmas before that it was Valentine. 02:55.724 --> 02:59.667 [SPEAKER_01]: And probably the next guy is going to be like Easter Bunny or Fourth of July guy. 03:01.928 --> 03:17.054 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, but isn't that strange to you that like why that you didn't know who your boss was and that the boss is They're changing and like when they change the agency changes because not everyone's following the exact same You know mission and goal here. 03:17.074 --> 03:20.975 [SPEAKER_01]: They're kind of feels normal to me Right okay, but like 03:23.341 --> 03:24.783 [SPEAKER_02]: What did you just take now? 03:25.083 --> 03:25.844 [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on, let me check. 03:27.266 --> 03:30.871 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, I took your favorite roast beef. 03:31.812 --> 03:33.174 [SPEAKER_02]: My favorite roast beef? 03:33.194 --> 03:33.474 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 03:33.554 --> 03:35.016 [SPEAKER_02]: Did I have a favorite roast beef? 03:35.116 --> 03:35.577 [SPEAKER_02]: That's weird. 03:35.857 --> 03:37.379 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're a weird person, it seems. 03:38.260 --> 03:43.522 [SPEAKER_02]: I, okay, it's just, you know, quirky maybe, you need. 03:43.582 --> 03:45.303 [SPEAKER_01]: Well, stuff in here, I wouldn't even do myself. 03:45.663 --> 03:47.184 [SPEAKER_02]: I, I don't, why are you? 03:47.304 --> 03:49.245 [SPEAKER_02]: No, why are you looking so deep in some of my brain? 03:49.305 --> 03:57.768 [SPEAKER_02]: No, okay, stop, stop, okay, we've got to focus on, okay, so the agency of like, it just, ah, have you ever thought of it? 03:57.788 --> 03:59.809 [SPEAKER_01]: As you sometimes eat glue in this thing. 04:00.890 --> 04:01.550 [SPEAKER_02]: I will, 04:02.605 --> 04:02.925 [SPEAKER_02]: What? 04:03.106 --> 04:05.928 [SPEAKER_01]: From the ages of 8 to 15, you ate blue a lot. 04:07.229 --> 04:07.970 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh shit, sorry. 04:07.990 --> 04:08.570 [SPEAKER_01]: It's just like a... 04:08.630 --> 04:09.231 [SPEAKER_02]: Wait! 04:09.311 --> 04:09.471 [SPEAKER_02]: Ah! 04:11.373 --> 04:12.754 [SPEAKER_02]: What were we just talking about? 04:15.016 --> 04:15.276 [SPEAKER_01]: What? 04:16.457 --> 04:22.342 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, I should tell you, if you get zapped too many times, you're going to... You're going to... ...is bad. 04:23.904 --> 04:24.805 [SPEAKER_02]: What do you mean, what do you mean? 04:24.845 --> 04:25.405 [SPEAKER_02]: It's bad. 04:25.705 --> 04:28.508 [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're not supposed to do this more than like... ...three times a day. 04:28.957 --> 04:29.718 [SPEAKER_02]: But just what do you mean? 04:29.738 --> 04:30.338 [SPEAKER_02]: They're too much. 04:30.358 --> 04:31.479 [SPEAKER_02]: What happens if you do it too much? 04:31.759 --> 04:32.560 [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I don't know. 04:32.800 --> 04:35.002 [SPEAKER_01]: I've just been doing it like 10 times a day myself. 04:36.002 --> 04:36.983 [SPEAKER_02]: Two yourself? 04:37.123 --> 04:38.724 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it gets pretty boring here. 04:40.306 --> 04:41.046 [SPEAKER_02]: I- okay. 04:42.147 --> 04:42.587 [SPEAKER_02]: You know what? 04:44.168 --> 04:44.449 [SPEAKER_01]: Zap. 04:44.849 --> 04:45.329 [SPEAKER_02]: Why? 04:45.469 --> 04:45.910 [SPEAKER_02]: No! 04:45.930 --> 04:47.471 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, you know what? 04:47.611 --> 04:47.831 [SPEAKER_02]: Good. 04:48.171 --> 04:49.352 [SPEAKER_02]: Do a great speech, you. 04:49.633 --> 04:50.053 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 04:50.073 --> 04:51.454 [SPEAKER_02]: I hope to never see you again. 04:51.474 --> 04:52.255 [SPEAKER_01]: Probably not. 04:52.295 --> 04:52.675 [SPEAKER_01]: Bye. 04:53.656 --> 04:53.996 [SPEAKER_01]: Bye. 04:58.150 --> 05:19.534 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, man, it really makes it... ...Z The preceding audio recordings were recovered, assembled, and edited for your enjoyment by many-sided media. 05:20.094 --> 05:24.655 [SPEAKER_00]: To support these efforts, head to patreon.com slash many-sided media.