[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, everybody.
[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to Heather Shaw is kidding.
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[SPEAKER_01]: How are you doing out there?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I'm doing good.
[SPEAKER_01]: I, uh, uploaded episode yesterday to Patreon, talking about Lizzo's new flop of an album.
[SPEAKER_01]: Also, by the way, I know there's no video.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know you want to see me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll give video up and running again soon.
[SPEAKER_01]: But for now, it's just audio only.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm doing the vintage podcast thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody, everybody with the podcast now is, it's a TV show.
[SPEAKER_01]: They've got the video, they've got the audio, they've got the studio, they've got the guests, they've got, hey, hey, hey, I'm taking it back to the simpler times.
[SPEAKER_01]: The 2020 times of podcasting.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fine, Paul, but picture of me.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the same thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Paul, but picture of Jim Carrey, who cares?
[SPEAKER_01]: I was on Patreon yesterday talking about Lizzo's flop of an album, why she's been flopping recently, what's been going on, how it was hard for her to recover from those allegations and lawsuits.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Lots of yapping.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and I also talked about my upcoming shows.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll be in, uh, Louisville tonight and then Friday, Saturday.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in Salt Lake City and then Sunday.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in Denver and then, uh, in a few weeks.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm in Orlando, Florida.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I did my first twitch stream last night.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it was fucking fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was so fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't wait to build up a community over there.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is, it has been, I did it one night and I'm hooked.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm hooked.
[SPEAKER_01]: I stream for two hours.
[SPEAKER_01]: It flew by.
[SPEAKER_01]: People in their chatting, talking to me, we're talking about anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: Riffing.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was just really fun and freeing because, you know, I talk about how I go live on TikTok and it's very restrictive.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't say, I almost got banned for calling myself a smelly bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: I said the word smelly bitch and TikTok was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got to shut this down.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like meanwhile, I see TikToks of white people with no teeth casually dropping the end word.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's like, what are we doing?
[SPEAKER_01]: The TikTok is littered with pedophiles, hiding and in favoriting videos of children.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just dark shit, but God forbid I call myself a smelly bitch on a live.
[SPEAKER_01]: I still do TikTok lives almost every day just to promote my shows and talk to people, but Twitch is where it's at.
[SPEAKER_01]: For a live stream, Twitch is where it's at.
[SPEAKER_01]: So join a live.
[SPEAKER_01]: I go live every Monday and Tuesday from 8 to 10 PM Eastern.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's a fun time.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm allowed to say what I want to say.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm allowed to make jokes.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm allowed to talk shit about celebrities.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm allowed to say bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's my term of endearment bitch And it's just much more freeing and much more casual and it feels like an intentional community which sounds gay as fuck, but I sat at bitch
[SPEAKER_01]: It's an intentional community.
[SPEAKER_01]: Twitch.tv slash Heather Shaw comedy every Monday Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_01]: I go live.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then, you know, there might be some random times where I can hop on when I'm in a city traveling and I'm in the hotel and I'm kind of bored and want to talk to people.
[SPEAKER_01]: But for sure, Monday Tuesday, that's my streaming days over there for two hours a night.
[SPEAKER_01]: Very fun stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the next, you know, I was watching the game on on my phone while I was on Twitch that was interesting, you know, I did bet on the spurs last, it was Monday night.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did think this spurs would win.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why did I think this spurs would win because the NBA is a business.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not about to have this series end in four games.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to end in six, seven, five, six, seven games.
[SPEAKER_01]: probably I would say my I would say it almost goes to the end.
[SPEAKER_01]: because the NBA wants to keep this thing going, it's money.
[SPEAKER_01]: Look how much they're paying for tickets at next games.
[SPEAKER_01]: 10,000 for nosebleeds, who's the fucking rich asshole who can afford $10,000 on a ticket and is sitting in the nosebleeds?
[SPEAKER_01]: If you're a rich asshole, you're not gonna sit in the nosebleeds?
[SPEAKER_01]: So that's confusing to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who's maxing out their credit card to sit in the nosebleeds?
[SPEAKER_01]: When you sit in the nosebleeds at Narina, watching basketball, it's like watching ants march around.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't know who's got the ball.
[SPEAKER_01]: miserable experience but i am rooting for the next i mean i really i don't care who wins but it it would be exciting for the next they haven't won a championship since i think 74 75 they haven't been in the finals since 99 and i believe they did get swept by this purse in 1999 so
[SPEAKER_01]: I think the next they're going to pull out and win it, but I think that, you know, the NBA is a business and they're going to try to milk this, so, you know, this first one last night because the refs were on their side and it just is what it is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who knows?
[SPEAKER_01]: It'll probably be going to end up being like a four to three series.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, maybe five to two, maybe, but, or maybe five to two, maybe three to, no, it have to be four to three.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Trump was there and, you know, a real inconvenience for everybody traveling into the city.
[SPEAKER_01]: He shut down midtown Manhattan, a very busy area of the city.
[SPEAKER_01]: He showed up, he got booed.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he's pet.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's a late game.
[SPEAKER_01]: This game starts at 9 p.m.
[SPEAKER_01]: you know he gets in there at eight you know they boo him at eight forty five the game starts at nine he's taken a nap by nine ten all that commotion just for him to pass out during one of the most you know historical games of the new york nicks uh... organization isn't that fun this guy's a dork this guy's an absolute dork he can't stay awake you just cannot stay awake um...
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I can barely stay awake when I'm out past nine, but you know, I'm in my 30s.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I cannot imagine what an 80 year old man feels after 8 p.m.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, Jesus, I would be, if I ever make it to 80 and it's 8 p.m. Baby, I'm going to be in bed.
[SPEAKER_01]: You won't, you will not see me until 3 a.m. the next day.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll be an early riser and go to bed at 6 p.m. every day.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I think he did curse him, but it was beautiful to see that the nicks were booing the shit out of him, not the nicks, the stadium, most nicks fans, some spurs, it was beautiful to see.
[SPEAKER_01]: Madison Square Garden is also not just the site for the New York Nicks and the NBA Finals, but now it's the site for apparently allegedly, apparently,
[SPEAKER_01]: Allegedly it's going to be the site for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now this is these are reports who knows.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did see TMZ reporting on this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Usually TMZ does not, they're not like national and choir, ask with news like they get fed news that's verified and then they run with it.
[SPEAKER_01]: But they do get it wrong sometimes because they're so kind of like a gossip rag.
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I saw it on TMZ and that's very interesting.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm wondering if Travis and Kelsey's teams are pumping this information to kind of do about people.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why you use Madison Square Garden as a doop out.
[SPEAKER_01]: I also don't know why you need to doop out anybody because it's not like a common person is going to get anywhere close to that wedding.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not, nobody will be able to walk up to that wedding.
[SPEAKER_01]: No matter where it is, you know, if it's a Madison Square Garden, people can walk on the outside of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: But if you had a like a private ceremony anywhere, Lake Cuomo in Italy, Rhode Island, you know, with the real housewives, no one will be able to have access to that paparazzi will, you know, be perched up in a helicopter somewhere.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I don't really buy the whole, like, do, do, duking out everybody and bait and switching it and I just think that's a little much.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, wouldn't be surprised.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: Here's my thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: If Travis and Kelsey go through Travis and Kelsey, if Travis and Kelsey, he should have married a lady named Kelsey.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, my name's Kelsey Kelsey.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, sounds like a law firm.
[SPEAKER_01]: If Travis and Taylor do go through with a wedding at Madison Square Garden, then that just says to me that this is confirmed 100% a PR relationship.
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely a PR relationship, because nothing says like publicity and attention and what not like renting out an arena in the middle of New York City.
[SPEAKER_01]: a place where the NBA Finals are being played and where Ariana Grande is going to do a show or like you know where they play hockey games like it's seats 20,000 people there's a bit of confusing information with this news or these with these stories coming out about their wedding being in Madison Square Garden so according to TMZ the couple is said to have
[SPEAKER_01]: Invite it around 1,100 to 1,200 guests.
[SPEAKER_01]: Already, that's a little weird to me because the garden seats 20,000.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think they do it in a smaller room.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they're going to do it in the main area of the Madison Square Garden, where it seats about 20,000.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to put 1,200 people in there.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to look like a Meghan Trainor concert.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to look like the Pussycat Dolls reunion tour.
[SPEAKER_01]: The blue dot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you heard of this thing?
[SPEAKER_01]: Blue Dot, let me pull it up.
[SPEAKER_01]: blue dot fever with tours.
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[SPEAKER_01]: somebody else was trying to do in arena torn it was like girl what why are you do not need to be in a arena just play something small i'm trying to see who else it's happened to
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: The main one for me is Megan Trainer.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the, uh, you know, people can't afford these tickets either.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, kid-cutty, jelly roll zane.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, jelly roll and post malone canceled a tour due to blue dot fever, which is crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't think it would hit post malone.
[SPEAKER_01]: Smellies, stinky white kids love that guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was kids who look at a shower as a suggestion.
[SPEAKER_01]: Love that guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, so yeah, if you get 1200 guests in a 20,000 capacity room, it's going to look like blue dot fever.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be sad.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to echo.
[SPEAKER_00]: I do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Travis Travis Travis from the first first.
[SPEAKER_00]: Day I met met met you.
[SPEAKER_00]: You.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I mean, how long is the the aisle to the altar?
[SPEAKER_01]: The flower girl is going to have to do suicide sprints to get up there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Full on full court press to get up there.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can play the entire Ares Tour Soundtrack while Taylor walks the aisle up to meet Travis.
[SPEAKER_01]: It just seems a little too p-r-ish.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think, I don't really think it's true.
[SPEAKER_01]: I made a video on it, but I just, I just report on the things that are coming out.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't believe that it could be 100% true.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it would just be too much.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it would be too insane.
[SPEAKER_01]: Security and privacy factors are said to be the main reasons for the location selection of the Madison Square Garden It has many entrances.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's underground access a large capacity for tight security.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is true.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can get your guests underground You can enter in the same way that New York Nick's enter But it just seems a bit too much Plus the cost of that.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's around $20 million
[SPEAKER_01]: They did, somebody did the math.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was like to rent out Madison Square Garden to have a wedding, you know, you're looking at like 20 million, which is like 20,000 to Taylor Swift.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now her fans don't want to believe it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Her fans don't think she would ever do that.
[SPEAKER_01]: As, you know, because her fans think they know her, that's the most fun part about it is like Swifties think they know Taylor Swift.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it couldn't be further from the truth.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't know Taylor Swift.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know that Taylor knows who Taylor is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Half the time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, you know, so, I just don't see it happening.
[SPEAKER_01]: I see it being a more, if they're going to have a thousand guests, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I just don't see it being in something so public.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you want to sell the relationship, I'm starting to think it's very PR.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I've always kind of thought, like, oh, isn't this perfect?
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, a big pop star that, oh, that has like high school fantasies 24.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like she creams her pants at the thought of being in high schools, like the popular girl.
[SPEAKER_01]: still.
[SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, oh my god, it can be with the football player, the really popular football player who want to Super Bowl.
[SPEAKER_01]: She just creams her pants at the thought of this.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, to me that could seem like why it is a business relationship, because it just fits everything that she's looking for and like a story.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I don't think Taylor's really concerned with like finding true love.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think she's finding true profit.
[SPEAKER_01]: and like being, you know, the biggest artist ever and being in the public image and having like this fairytale thing happen.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a little too convenient for me.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I just don't believe you can't, you can't make me believe that Taylor and Travis have real conversations.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because Travis is like a fun guy, but like, you know, you're not getting depth out of that guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, um, and he's kind of brought down Taylor's writing Taylor now writes about getting fingered while his friends played GTA 6 or whatever, Grand Theft Auto, like she's really reverted.
[SPEAKER_01]: I really believe that thing where it's like celebrities remain the age they were when they got famous, Taylor Swift really gives like 16 year old energy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Even though she's in her 30s, I think she's 37.
[SPEAKER_01]: So she's really in this arrested development and, um, you know, but they're making bank.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I can't, I can't blame them for that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just don't think this is real.
[SPEAKER_01]: So a number of celebrities, um, who's on the guest list, Lena Gomez, Ed Sheeran.
[SPEAKER_01]: So he craved it's Benson Boone.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know Benson Boone and Taylor, they go way back.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, do you see what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: This seems so not real.
[SPEAKER_01]: Taylor and Travis are going to invite Benson Boone to the wedding, like, what association do they have with him at all?
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe they've seen him out in about a few events, why is he there?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's very weird, Benson Boone, the guy who does flips and Mormon jumpsuits.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll keep an eye on it.
[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of people are saying this is not a true story.
[SPEAKER_01]: Her fans are mad because this is not what Taylor would do and we know Taylor.
[SPEAKER_01]: We know Taylor, we have 45 versions of the same album on vinyl.
[SPEAKER_01]: We know her.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is not what she would do.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's going to get married in a garden in Cranston, Rhode Island.
[SPEAKER_01]: and no one, they're, they're, she'll take pictures and she'll post them when she wants.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's gonna be an intimate thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's only like 1,000 guests.
[SPEAKER_01]: Benson Boons gonna be there.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're like really good friends.
[SPEAKER_01]: Boom, be wise, cream.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was like, I bet Taylor loved that song.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not super.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's news.
[SPEAKER_01]: Can I be honest?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's news.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's something to talk about.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't carry the way.
[SPEAKER_01]: They could get married at the ball pit of a chunky cheese.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't give a shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope they're a real couple.
[SPEAKER_01]: I doubt it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a little convenience.
[SPEAKER_01]: This relationship has been just a relationship of convenience.
[SPEAKER_01]: They do kind of match each other's vibe.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I could also see how they could be real.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're both cringy millennials.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, uh, maybe Taylor isn't as bright like outside of songwriting, maybe she just isn't as bright or doesn't crave to be around people that are intelligent.
[SPEAKER_01]: She doesn't need that.
[SPEAKER_01]: She wants to be the intelligent one and everybody else can just like, you know, shotgun beers at a Cleveland Cavaliers game.
[SPEAKER_01]: Moving on to the LA mayoral race, it looks like Spencer Pratt is out and I don't mean of the closet bitch, it looks like he is not going to the general election for LA mayor to be held on November 3rd.
[SPEAKER_01]: He was holding second place with alongside Karen Bass who had first place and because of male and votes, male and ballots,
[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like it's going to second place is now going to city council woman nithia romant who I kind of if I lived in a lay I would vote for nithia romant because Karen Bass seems like she doesn't know what the fuck she's doing I don't think she really handled certain things well Spencer Pratt has no fucking idea what he's doing is in narcissists he's an ego maniac He just wants attention and money and that's all he cares about he you know he has crystals.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's it's gone well
[SPEAKER_01]: Nithia romans a city councilwoman she's a local politician she wants what's best for the city I would go with somebody who wants what's best for the city has experience You know and you know with Karen Bass it's like hey girl you had your shot it kind of it's not great over in LA
[SPEAKER_01]: At least fine, it could be better.
[SPEAKER_01]: There could be a lot more programs for the homeless, mental health programs, addiction programs, sheltering programs, you know, and her response to the fires wasn't super great.
[SPEAKER_01]: And, you know, she seems like the traditional institutional politician vibe, you know.
[SPEAKER_01]: And if the aroman looks like, you know, she reminds me of like the Zoran Mamdoni.
[SPEAKER_01]: She just wants best for the city.
[SPEAKER_01]: And she would get stuff done because she knows how it works.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's nice to see at least two qualified politicians going head to head and they're both Democrats.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's crazy that Spencer Pratt.
[SPEAKER_01]: He ever, ever thought he had a chance in LA.
[SPEAKER_01]: Brother, why didn't you run for mayor of Montana somewhere?
[SPEAKER_01]: Run for mayor of Boseman, Montana.
[SPEAKER_01]: You'd have a better shot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Go run for mayor of Des Moines, Iowa.
[SPEAKER_01]: What made you think you could run as a Republican mayor in fucking LA and have a fucking shot?
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you out of your mind?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's overwhelmingly democratic in LA.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, can we look up the statistics?
[SPEAKER_01]: How much of LA is, is Dem versus Republican?
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, what do we have here?
[SPEAKER_01]: A 3-1 margin.
[SPEAKER_01]: Based on recent voter registration data, approximately 50 to 53% of registered voters are Democrat.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, only 16 to 18 are Republicans in Los Angeles County.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you have more than half our Democrats, less than 20% or a poll.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I don't know what the fuck he was thinking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he saw Trump and he's not all there.
[SPEAKER_01]: He got a lot of, you know, the fire, the smoke from the fire just went to his head.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, so he's finished third.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what happens, Spencer.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, he had some good attention.
[SPEAKER_01]: He had a lot of like housewives backing him essentially.
[SPEAKER_01]: Rich housewives who live in Beverly Hills and who he wouldn't be their mayor anyways.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you live in Beverly Hills, you have your own mayor.
[SPEAKER_01]: The LA County mayor is not your mayor.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you're in Beverly Hills, you have everything's on your own.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you're in Beverly Hills, you have your own fire department, your own police department, you know, you get your own little bubble to stay away from all the normies.
[SPEAKER_01]: non-white people, ew.
[SPEAKER_01]: So what'll be interesting to see where Spencer Pratt is, he's now at 25.8% of the vote, myth, nithiaraman, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Spencer Pratt earned 25.8 and nithiaraman earned 28.5.
[SPEAKER_01]: So about 92% of the votes have been counted, it's not looking good for Spencer.
[SPEAKER_01]: And of course, Trump is coming to his defense, which is always good.
[SPEAKER_01]: it's it's it's always good when this guy is coming to your defense this guy who's completely tanked our economy and started a meaningless war that we cannot win that you know nobody we nobody would it be advised to go to war with Iran and he just did it anyways because you know who gives a shit who gives a shit for him?
[SPEAKER_01]: Trump posted on treat social, not possible for Spencer Pratt to have lost the L.A. runoffs after the big lead he had, third world nation, L.A. L.A. is a third world nation, L.A.
[SPEAKER_01]: The biggest economical generator of this country, third world nation.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, though, we'll be working on a great guy Steve Hilton, the World Hover's Alts for possibly two weeks according to officials.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, yes, so now he wants the Republican governor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Steve Hilton.
[SPEAKER_01]: I believe that's what's going on there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Steve Hilton, for Governor, I think he's the...
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a Trump backed Republican governor of California.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just don't see that happening.
[SPEAKER_01]: The other guy is, I believe, Hispanic, which is great, Xavier Bacera is a democratic nominee, who's a former state attorney general.
[SPEAKER_01]: And former Fox News host, Steve Hilton, is going to go, that's who it's between.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's between a former state attorney general and a former Fox News host.
[SPEAKER_01]: We've really got us, I can't wait for us to cleanse politics of reality and TV and make politics boring again.
[SPEAKER_01]: Politics should be run by politicians, the note politicians should not have fans, nobody should be buying politicians merch, everybody should look at politicians as nerdy, boring squares that we know are going to fuck us over, they don't really care about us.
[SPEAKER_01]: There should be no fans or teams, you know, can we go back to just politicians being in politics?
[SPEAKER_01]: We got to stop with this Fox News host.
[SPEAKER_01]: This guy was on TV.
[SPEAKER_01]: This guy was on the hills.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, this guy really, Spencer Pratt was leaked Olson Twin News back in the day.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, we got to just keep politics boring again.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it shouldn't be this glamorous job.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, people like the reality stars and the TV show hosts, they see how much politicians are making.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's why they're joining politics.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no other, they don't want to help.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't want to be public servants ill.
[SPEAKER_01]: They want money.
[SPEAKER_01]: They want influence.
[SPEAKER_01]: They want power.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we need to make politics boring as fuck again.
[SPEAKER_01]: Lower the salary.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just wanted to be like a really mouse-y comp-troller.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it comp-troller?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that how you say it?
[SPEAKER_01]: I always say comp-troller.
[SPEAKER_01]: I could be wrong.
[SPEAKER_01]: How do you pronounce we're going to learn together, unless you already know, then fuck you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Comp-troller.
[SPEAKER_01]: Controller.
[SPEAKER_01]: Comp-troller.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think it's just comp-troller.
[SPEAKER_01]: Con, hold on.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, we're going to listen to this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Controller.
[SPEAKER_01]: Comptroller is pronounced controller.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oops.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna say in Comptroller for years.
[SPEAKER_01]: Controller?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's gay.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's dumb.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like Comptroller better.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's dumb.
[SPEAKER_01]: Controller?
[SPEAKER_01]: Ah.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's gayer than me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like that at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, so we'll keep seeing what Spencer Pratt does now that he's officially pretty much lost.
[SPEAKER_01]: What where does he go?
[SPEAKER_01]: He did say he was going to move.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't buy a word.
[SPEAKER_01]: This guy says regardless, so he'll probably stay put, you know, he'll probably bitch in mode.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe he'll go be the mayor of Beverly Hills.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everyone would vote for him there.
[SPEAKER_01]: The problem is there's nothing to do in Beverly Hills.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no homeless.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just rich, manicured lawns.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everyone's boring.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's, you know, what can you do?
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no homeless people to bus up to Seattle.
[SPEAKER_01]: Boring!
[SPEAKER_01]: Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater, I believe his name is that translucent ginger issues dating from Wicked, the guy who left his marriage and newborn baby to be with Ariana Grande, the woman who sings about break up with your boyfriend, yeah, cause I'm bored.
[SPEAKER_01]: The woman who's saying, yes, and I don't know if I'd ever date a woman.
[SPEAKER_01]: who has a song called Break Up With Your Boyfriend and the lyrics being, yeah, cause I'm bored.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I would get a little ikki vibe from that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you next.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's another song in this lady I'm interested in?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's thank you next.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I wanna be with this person.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sounds like they just like to get people they shouldn't have and then chew them up and spit them out and move on to the next victim.
[SPEAKER_01]: Huh, you don't say Ethan Slater and Ariana Grande broke up.
[SPEAKER_01]: They broke up several months ago.
[SPEAKER_01]: A little convenient with wicked being fully done.
[SPEAKER_01]: They got together during the production of Wicked.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, Ariana probably was screaming her pants the minute she heard Ethan had a wife.
[SPEAKER_01]: She was like, oh, she doesn't really eat food, but she'll eat that man up.
[SPEAKER_01]: If a man is taken, she's eating them, you know?
[SPEAKER_01]: And don't come from me and say, don't come in on a woman's body.
[SPEAKER_01]: She looks sick.
[SPEAKER_01]: She looks sick as hell.
[SPEAKER_01]: Karen Carpenter called she wants her body back, holy shit she looks unwell.
[SPEAKER_01]: Unwell.
[SPEAKER_01]: Unhell, I was gonna say unhealthy or unwell and I just went with unhell.
[SPEAKER_01]: She looks unhell.
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope she gets better.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like Ariana Grande's music.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think she's a talented performer, obviously.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I wouldn't, you know, I don't really enjoy her dating history.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think, I don't know, I think it's just like, if you realize somebody, even if you like somebody, if they were like, I have a newborn in a wife or a husband, I just feel like you, and a good person would go, oh, that's too bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: This can, this is obviously, you know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who knows though?
[SPEAKER_01]: We don't know what happened.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe Ethan Slater was like, I'll do anything to be inside your small pussy.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll leave my wife.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll eat my baby.
[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever you want, Ariana.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_01]: According to sources close to the former couple, the split is amicable.
[SPEAKER_01]: The two so remain friends and are very supportive of one another.
[SPEAKER_01]: That means they don't talk.
[SPEAKER_01]: That means they do not talk.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure Ethan has been texting your good luck on your new tour, and she just heart reacts to it, but they're not, they're not, they're not talking.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're told they gave the breakup careful consideration, but ultimately decided to end the romantic relationship.
[SPEAKER_01]: Could not have anything to do with not being together 24-7 on a set for wicked, could it?
[SPEAKER_01]: The minute they got off that set and started hanging out, maybe, ooh, this guy's not that hot in this light.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's hotter with a wife.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, they first connected while working together on wicked, the relationship emerged publicly in July 2023 after Ariana separated from her husband, Dalton Gomez, who kind of looks like a hot lesbian around the same time, Ethan separated from his wife, who's a doctor, woof, what a doork, what an idiot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't leave your wife for Ariana Grande.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's doing this because it's a game.
[SPEAKER_01]: She is a talented woman.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not saying anything about her art.
[SPEAKER_01]: Personally speaking she's doing this is because it's a fun game for her.
[SPEAKER_01]: Break up with your boyfriend.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, oh, it's girlfriend.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so gay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so gay that I'm singing from the I don't know what I'm singing from the perspective of a gay man I don't know
[SPEAKER_01]: Break up with your girlfriend, yeah, yeah, cause I'm bored.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, next.
[SPEAKER_01]: Couldn't be me being something in relationship with somebody with those songs.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ethan was not at her tour.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's trying to get back with his wife.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's trying to learn who his child.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's meeting his child for the first time in two years.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's your name again?
[SPEAKER_01]: You look cute.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll figure out your favorite color.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let me guess.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Ariana doesn't look good.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's upsetting.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's pro and a content, pro and erected a content.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anybody with an eating disorder is going to view Ariana Grande and then Coli shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: I need to do more.
[SPEAKER_01]: I could be more frail.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want my chest popping like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope she gets better.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's obviously there's something bad going on.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how she has a stamina for a tour right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's another concern.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't be surprised if nothing changes.
[SPEAKER_01]: If she doesn't focus on her health real quick, I can't imagine her doing 40 shows.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's got about 40 shows lined up.
[SPEAKER_01]: And in her condition, very thin, very frail.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's got to be constantly doing exercise for two hours a night.
[SPEAKER_01]: her heart's going pitter-patter without any carbs coursing through her body, you know, over exercising your heart, over-extenuating, like her heart's, you know, it's working over time.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's scary shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I just don't know how, if I don't, if I, sometimes I'll go the whole day and I've only some snacks and I get what my wife refers to as being like gray, where you're like, feel like shit and you're like, oh, I've, I haven't eaten enough, you know?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like you have coffee and you're just, you're not thinking about what you're working, you're doing something, you're just having eaten enough and you start to feel gray.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, I can't imagine doing any physical labor when I'm starting to feel gray.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going right to the fridge and I'm finding something to eat to make myself feel better.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how someone like this does a two-hour show.
[SPEAKER_01]: Beyoncé has said that she kind of packs on weight a bit.
[SPEAKER_01]: A gains muscle and gains a bit of weight before tours because it melts off during the show is your under hot lights.
[SPEAKER_01]: you're sweating, you're dancing, you're moving around, you're performing, you're entertaining, you're going here, you're doing this for an hour, two hours, three hours.
[SPEAKER_01]: You have to have a good diet, you've got to be able to put back the calories that you're wasting off and losing during the performance, and I just worry that Ariana Grande is going to be in a tough spot, if she doesn't kind of, you know, and this isn't like a go look at pictures of her, you tell
[SPEAKER_01]: You think I'm being crazy or judgmental?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not being judgmental.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm concerned.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, again, Karen Carpenter.
[SPEAKER_01]: She was, that was a real person.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that was the sad thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's kind of like, it's looking a little, it's not looking great.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's, you know what it is?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, look at pictures of Kelly Osborn and tell me that she's okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, Kelly Osborne's been through a lot of trauma.
[SPEAKER_01]: She lost her father or best friend, you know, and I think that that's been really hard to grieve, but even before she lost him, she was really looking not well.
[SPEAKER_01]: She looks really unwell, and it's very sad.
[SPEAKER_01]: You just want these people to get better, take better care of themselves, get healthy.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it will be interesting to see if Ariana can keep up with this tour.
[SPEAKER_01]: She is a performer through and through, but just the physical demand of it is very concerning.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Alright, I wanted to update you with some Nick Reiner updates.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've been finding Nick Reiner, the son slash murderer of the Reiner's Robin Michelle Reiner.
[SPEAKER_01]: In December murdered by their own son, just real dark shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently he's slit the throats of them or stabbed them.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know 100% I haven't really, you know, I haven't really, that's some, I don't really care.
[SPEAKER_01]: He, he, he, he stabbed them.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't need to know the nitty gritty details.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's pretty, I did hear, who was it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody was on a podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it was David Spade was on somebody's podcast and he mentioned that it was a throat, a throat slit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Throat slicing?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that how you say it?
[SPEAKER_01]: He's slit the throat of his dad.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dark shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm getting a sip of water here.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't leave.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm right here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, again, I would just be so pissed if I raised a kid for how many every years, 25, 30, 35, and then he kills me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ah, that's so fucking annoying.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's so fucking annoying.
[SPEAKER_01]: Especially when he was kind of annoying your whole life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mental health issues, addiction, can't get a shit together, figure out the fuck out.
[SPEAKER_01]: A rich kid, you can't figure life out, you're a fucking rich kid.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have very little sympathy for men, and this is like I've no sympathy for this guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: probably couldn't afford the best therapy, the best rehab, and yet how does he repay his parents?
[SPEAKER_01]: He takes, he slices their throats.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so what's going on?
[SPEAKER_01]: Nick Reiner, who's been locked up for a long, for the year, essentially, because this happened in December, who has seen murderous parents.
[SPEAKER_01]: It is newly filed declaration.
[SPEAKER_01]: his public defender.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's got a public defender dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is what's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: So Nick Reiner had a pretty good lawyer who represented Karen Reed and other high profile cases.
[SPEAKER_01]: He had Allen Jackson, but then Allen had to drop the case.
[SPEAKER_01]: We don't know why.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm guessing it was probably a fun reasoning like, you know, um,
[SPEAKER_01]: you didn't have money.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nick Rinder doesn't have money.
[SPEAKER_01]: The money that he used was from the people he killed.
[SPEAKER_01]: So he doesn't have access to that money.
[SPEAKER_01]: So now he's got a public defender, which is a huge drop off from a high profile of very experienced defender in Allen Jackson to know a public defender, which not to say that public defenders aren't great.
[SPEAKER_01]: But, you know, they're certainly just not as experienced or have as much at stake than a large, you know, big case defender, what, what a defense attorney would.
[SPEAKER_01]: In a newly filed declaration, Allen Jackson says Nick told him he wants his firm back representing him, Allen said he's willing and ready to defend Nick if funding becomes available.
[SPEAKER_01]: So that is why he left.
[SPEAKER_01]: It first it was like, I'm not really saying it, we're just stepping down, but it's money, dude.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you can't pay this guy, you're not going to get him defending you.
[SPEAKER_01]: So then Allen said he was contacted by a family representative in the early morning hours after Nick's arrest for Robin Michelle's death, and was told there was an urgent need for a criminal defense attorney for Nick.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, he says the matter was presented as an emergency requiring immediate attention adding,
[SPEAKER_01]: Although we were away from California and no funds had been paid, I immediately began evaluating and responding to this situation.
[SPEAKER_01]: He says he participated in conferences with the family rep concerning the potential representation and the urgent circumstances that presented.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder who this family rep was.
[SPEAKER_01]: Allen said, NYX siblings, Jake and Romi Reiner participated in the communications and agreed verbally to act as third party payers for NYX defense.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is very interesting because from what it appears as these siblings are really obviously torn up devastated by their parent's death, but maybe they were a bit confused and we're like, I don't know, Nick's gonna rot in prison if he doesn't have help with the defense attorney.
[SPEAKER_01]: Alan Jackson added that the family rep and family members assured him that the retainer agreement would be promptly returned and that the agreed upon funds would be promptly paid.
[SPEAKER_01]: Allen said his firm then spent money and time getting to work on Nick's case and then as first reported Nick filed a petition in court this week claiming the trustee of the trust created by his parents was refusing to pay out money he's entitled to and needs to pay for Allen Allen's declaration fully supports that a version of events so it looks like Nick can't get a hold of the money something happened they changed the trust you know
[SPEAKER_01]: uh... allen says had i not received a suren says that funding would be provided i would not have diverted these reef these firm resources resources interrupted existing professional commitments or directed my firm to undertake the extensive work described above on the same basis so basically is like to i wouldn't have done any of the shit if these people than sure me that i would be paid
[SPEAKER_01]: he said he was then told in late December that none of the anticipated third party funding would be provided.
[SPEAKER_01]: However, Allen says also says he told Nick's trusty.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's ready to take on Nick's case again and is willing to consider alternatives to the original fee structure to do so.
[SPEAKER_01]: But he, it should just be money.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why this guy needs to be defending Nick Reiner.
[SPEAKER_01]: unless it's money like this should not be a well maybe we can do like a I don't know can you give me like a gift card at all of garden you shouldn't be defending this guy because he did a horrific thing he took two very beloved people in the shittiest way possible in their beds while they were sleeping you know with a knife like
[SPEAKER_01]: defense attorneys, I understand why they do it because it's a job and like their job, I marry to a lawyer.
[SPEAKER_01]: So she says it.
[SPEAKER_01]: She says like their job is just to do their job.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not the moral police.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not the ethics police.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're getting paid to represent somebody and defend them.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they just do that.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I totally understand that.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like it's business, baby.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't have emotions attached to it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think certain ones like I really wouldn't want to defend or take on any cases with child abuse.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's pretty horrific to even be like, well, this is my job.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think you can say no to those cases, but you know murder and robbery and whatever it is, your job is just to try to defend them.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not saying.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you're not saying, I think this person's innocent, a lot of the times that defense attorneys is not think they're clients innocent, but that's not what they're being hired to decide.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're being hired to defend them, you know?
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's very interesting.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nick Reiner wants his trust fund so that he can
[SPEAKER_01]: higher Allen Jackson properly.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know that it's it's batshit to say that I you know Nick Riner is it's crazy to be like hi I'm Nick Riner I'm murdered my parents but I'm old money from my trust fund that they set up for me.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of like I wonder is there a legality in that is there's some kind of legal loophole where hey if you murder the people that have your trust fund set up maybe you don't get that money.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, maybe being found guilty, a murder kind of takes that away from you.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's trying, though, it looks like his siblings did not want him to use the trust on money to defend it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, taking money out of your parents' pockets, who you murdered, to defend yourself about murdering them.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: According to a petition,
[SPEAKER_01]: Nick told the trustee, time is of the essence.
[SPEAKER_01]: He explained that he needed Jackson to avoid further jeopardizing my defense in the criminal matter.
[SPEAKER_01]: Brother, you're going to jail for life.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to jail for life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who cares about the fence?
[SPEAKER_01]: You did it?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: The best case scenario is they find you clinically insane, and then you go to a state-run hospital.
[SPEAKER_01]: Great, I'd rather be imprisoned.
[SPEAKER_01]: He went on to say his efforts to get the money have been met only with delay in inaction.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who's going to give you money?
[SPEAKER_00]: You murdered your parents.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nick is seeking accounting and damages from the trustee.
[SPEAKER_01]: The papers say his parents set up the fund in 1992 for all three children, Nick, Jake and Romeo.
[SPEAKER_01]: The filing states that Nick currently has no other source of funding, his legal fees or basic support.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he had no money.
[SPEAKER_01]: He has no money.
[SPEAKER_01]: His mom and dad had everything, they were the cows, the cash cows.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why you take out their cash cows.
[SPEAKER_01]: Your life is pretty fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: Financial is speaking.
[SPEAKER_01]: You could, you had access to anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: Your dad's a very successful and famous director and actor and writer.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just, it's really, it's fucking annoying.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's fucking annoying.
[SPEAKER_01]: And he siblings do not support him at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's got to be hard thing to grapple with.
[SPEAKER_01]: Your own brother kills your parents that you love.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll keep an eye on that one, but that's, you know, who cares?
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope that guy kind of rots.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, the last thing, if you're a real housewives of Miami fan, you're going to like this, well, I don't know if you like it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to know about this, uh, Lenny Hawksstein or Hawksstein, I think it's Hawksstein, which was, um, Lisa Lisa's ex husband.
[SPEAKER_01]: uh... the plastic surgeon mr. boobs you know what i mean he has been accused of drugging and sexually assaulting women which is really not that fucking crazy if you saw the parties they'd have in star on star island at his house where you know um... it's all he wanted to do is be he who hefner he'd have all these beautiful women they'd be dressed in lingerie uh... they would party all night they'd get drunk he'd get his socks off it was a whole thing
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's not surprising at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is not weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is not, you know, out of the ordinary, this guy just wants to be a creepy, like, you know, he just wants to hit on 20 year olds at his house, bring all the other, bring all these 21, 20 year olds at my house, get him drunk his shit, get him on whatever drugs, let them party, and then I'm gonna do whatever I want.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like that's really what it is.
[SPEAKER_01]: And this guy's probably never been told no in his life.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's a high-profile plastic surgeon in Miami.
[SPEAKER_01]: uh... he works with uh... you know he's a plastic surgeon works with boobs all day he can do it he won he has money money buys you whatever you want access to whatever you want uh... you know this is a man that probably doesn't view uh... rape is rape right it's just not it's for the taking it's you know how why wouldn't you want me fucking you i'm lanyokstein
[SPEAKER_01]: He's being accused of turning a glamorous Miami night into a nightmare according to a new lawsuit filed by a Jane Doe.
[SPEAKER_01]: According to court documents obtained by DMZ, the woman claims the celebrity plastic surgeon lured her to his star island mansion under the guise of an exclusive after party, then he gave her a drug and sexually assaulted her.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this is like so not surprising.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would be more surprised if he like helped a lady out of a burning building.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: If somebody was like, Lenny, Hockstein, like, held the door open for a woman, I'd be like, what?
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_01]: And the lawsuit does says the accuser or victim when everyone is saying that the plaintiff says she was visiting Miami from London in May last year.
[SPEAKER_01]: When she met a younger man at a nightclub, she claims he invited her to a private after-party in Star Island, but when she arrived, there was no party.
[SPEAKER_01]: The woman alleges Hockstein repeatedly hit on her, and later gave her a pill he described as a common sleep aide.
[SPEAKER_01]: She claims she trusted him because he was a doctor.
[SPEAKER_01]: According to the suit, she blacked out shortly afterward and didn't wake up until the next morning.
[SPEAKER_01]: She claims Hawkestein later told her they had sex, despite her saying she had previously rejected his advances.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jane Doe claims Hawkestein later told her the pill was melatonin, but she says she remembered what the pill looked like, researched it online, and ultimately concluded it was ambient.
[SPEAKER_01]: She is suing him for sexual battery, an intentional inflection of emotional distress.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I get it.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is the latest legal headache for Hawksene, who spent years battling X-Wife Lisa Hawksene in a messy divorce that played out, both in court and on the real housewives of Miami.
[SPEAKER_01]: No comment from, oh wait, there is a comment here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Lenny Oxstein tells TMZ, I have never drugged or raped anyone in my life.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is an encounter I had over a year ago, because for some reason, rapists think like time clears them up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, oh, I raped her a year ago, and that doesn't mean it's rape anymore.
[SPEAKER_01]: Happening a year ago.
[SPEAKER_01]: They always love to see that.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: This encounter, this rape was over a year ago, if she really felt that some type
[SPEAKER_01]: uh... he said there are multiple witnesses if she believes she was raped she should go to the police uh... yes you know the good old police who really take rape seriously not to mention rape is incredibly hard to uh... you know uh... charge somebody with and prove
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just one of those things, it's just so convenient for rapists because rapists, unless you get a rape kit immediately, or you have video proof or a written confession, like it's very hard to prove a sexual abuse and assault in rape.
[SPEAKER_01]: Unless you have like those hard evidence, that hard evidence.
[SPEAKER_01]: So real convenient for a rape alleged rapist, I'm not saying
[SPEAKER_01]: If this did happen, it's just falling in line with what other people who are accused of rapes say.
[SPEAKER_01]: These kind of things.
[SPEAKER_01]: It happened over a year ago.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: There are people.
[SPEAKER_01]: People are around your friends, your friends, who you pay to hang out with you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure they're not going to say anything.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: If she really was rapes, she should go to the police, not try to sue me for money.
[SPEAKER_01]: He says there is a video of her leaving my home the next day smiling and dancing that is not behavior if someone who believes she was raped.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how this turns out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, I will say if he settles with this woman, he clearly is guilty of something, whether that's giving her ambient and knocking or the fuck out.
[SPEAKER_01]: I tend to, I like to believe women because it's an incredibly hard thing to come forward with and talk about, because you get met with people going like, oh, why did she go to the police?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's happening here and go, why are you talking about, you know, it's all this shit that you have to, you have to relive again.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, the kind of person, I'm not victim blaming me at all, but like the kind of person that would go over somebody's house.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, but it's a star island house.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wouldn't you go to a mansion in star island?
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, people are very trusting when it's when there's a, you're an mansion.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't think that the insidious things can happen.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a rich person.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll see what comes of this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, Lenny Hocson is just a crappy guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's always, he's been just like a nightmare for Lisa Hocson.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think she's an angel.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think there anybody on housewives is just an insane person.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: So, these aren't normal people.
[SPEAKER_01]: These aren't, you know, good people.
[SPEAKER_01]: It wouldn't surprise me if this was true.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not saying it's all alleged, but it would not surprise me if this was true, just because he just has a reputation for being a sleazeball.
[SPEAKER_00]: Lenny, what a great name.
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