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[SPEAKER_01]: This week we discuss why the pitpigs are pissed at Tom Holland.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you hear the news?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, my ears are pressed to the to the world.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I am hearing a little bit of a whisper of news.
[SPEAKER_01]: But what is the new saying?
[SPEAKER_01]: Ladies, ladies, the pit pigs are pissed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wouldn't be the first time.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you know, and do you know who the pit pigs are pissed that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, ooh, the pit pigs would be pissed at,
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, some type of deodorant company.
[SPEAKER_01]: Degree.
[SPEAKER_00]: Actually not a bad guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever had a mouthful of degree?
[SPEAKER_01]: Not good.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you ever taste a little bit of old spice, not good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, you're, it's like, you're getting a little taste of, of armpit.
[SPEAKER_01]: And, and.
[SPEAKER_01]: a mouthful of deodorant changes the entire journey you're on because it's like well usually the taste of armpit is you're going maybe you're coming from below and you're going toward the face and it's like well now I can't kiss you actually I should you should taste what I taste you should get it you should get a little taste what I just taste but no now you've got to take a
[SPEAKER_00]: a detour and keep working your mouth you got a flush out the the degree you got a spit in your spit tune but you got a hawk to it and you're in your bed bucket and my bed bucket yeah okay so who are the pit pegs pissed up?
[SPEAKER_00]: Meanwhile while you were going off on that, I was Googling old spice flavors just so I could say you ever get a little taste of crack and guard, unfortunately, taste of wolf thorn.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, okay, well, when it's chalky, oh, I mean, if you see that it's white because you know when sometimes you put on, if somebody's using a white deodorant and they put it on under there, you should know before you go in.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I've always said that.
[SPEAKER_01]: But the not everyone has leicic.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: The pit pigs are not mad at a taste.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're more, they're mad at a sight.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, um, there, uh, a young, on-jo-new revealed pit on the cover of GQ.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the pit pigs are pissed because there's an area hair under there.
[SPEAKER_00]: An area, a very under there, eh?
[SPEAKER_01]: To, I saw, like, I'm giving my riddles three.
[SPEAKER_01]: Your mother, goosing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Try my best.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: So homestayers.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's the on genomes.
[SPEAKER_00]: There she was.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tom Holland showing pit on the cover of GQ.
[SPEAKER_00]: And baby, what I tell you, it's giving Cynthia pickles.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you've sent the pickles.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, are you familiar?
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you familiar?
[SPEAKER_01]: You mean, Cynthia doll?
[SPEAKER_00]: this the Cynthia the Cynthia doll it was done the progress yes she wasn't a pickle mama oh you're right what was what was she didn't marry what was her name I don't know okay
[SPEAKER_00]: Pop Craves says Tom Holland graces the cover of GQ magazine there.
[SPEAKER_00]: He is in a sweater Vest no shirt underneath left hand behind his head showing pit Baby the what are they called quote tweets the quote tweets are going off.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm there's a I've pulled up The Nary a Harry
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're right, and you know what, it's not like he did, um, uh, laser removal.
[SPEAKER_01]: He didn't, he didn't do a, uh, a wax or a shape thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a little bit of holes, hairier than that.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so have I, and so have I.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, he can't help who he is.
[SPEAKER_00]: The quote is a quote tweet, maybe couldn't you at least glue a track it?
[SPEAKER_01]: not a track.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So if we've got Merkins for download, do we have anything for the pit crew?
[SPEAKER_00]: Pit wigs.
[SPEAKER_00]: Pit wigs sounds great.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, pit wigs.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get your pit wigs for this year's fall some sponsored by.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: Creeper boy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Creeper boy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not that he means it.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's allowed to be a hairless twink, you know, many other cases.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're asking, do you think it was Photoshopped?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I think this is his true pit.
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't, you think he did a little trim himself.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't think he did a trim himself.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think he's just, this is just his hairy level.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's just twink the house down boots.
[SPEAKER_01]: Extra fresh.
[SPEAKER_01]: Some people are twink the house done boots extra fresh edition.
[SPEAKER_01]: Damn.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, sharks.
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_00]: Might.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought your locks of loves for dog wig armpit hair.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm in.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll give you a hundred thousand for ten percent.
[SPEAKER_01]: Take it or leave it.
[SPEAKER_01]: got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: So do you hate Tom Holland?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think he's actually delightful.
[SPEAKER_01]: Though I did see that he was like, if I'm still doing a Spider-Man by the time I'm 30, something went wrong and he's 36 or something.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, this, this says he's 30 now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, and, and there you go.
[SPEAKER_00]: He just, he just turned 30.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe that's why you saw it in the zeitgeist.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and now he's saying, OK, well, OK, well, then if I'm still doing it by 36, something went wrong, or he was like, you know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: I said that, but I just say shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you know what, I relate to that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Adam to the list of Gemini's.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't trust.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's a Gemini.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's Gemini season.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Have you heard that new Olivia Rodrigo song?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's it called?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's called like drop dead, it's like all, it's all I know is the bridge because you know I'm a bridge girly through and through okay, but I've only listened to this aren't a couple times, but the bridge stands out to me because she sings Pisces and a Gemini, but I think we might go really nice together.
[SPEAKER_00]: So she's admitting she knows the lore that Pisces and Gemini aren't typically the best match.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so what do you want me to do about the okay good for her that's all I had to say so you hate Olivia Rodrigo and Tom Holland You know, I don't hate Olivia Rodrigo.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I've invested much opinion on her yet Like when when the albums come out, I give it a listen And I think you're having your good time after Levine is here to stay Whatever
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I had a friend, I had a friend who was asking if I'm into the new Olivia Rodrigo and how I was feeling about the upcoming album.
[SPEAKER_01]: And if I was what her fans call themselves, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Rodriganators.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, Rod rise.
[SPEAKER_00]: I said, I said, the last time I dabbled in the Rod Raggy's, to somebody they were all fiendin' for the second album, I said, oh my favorite track, this was when I was still tweeting things.
[SPEAKER_00]: I said, oh my favorite track is love is so embarrassing.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I got dragged.
[SPEAKER_00]: The Rod Raggy's are telling me it was the worst song on the album.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not the Rod Raggy's.
[SPEAKER_01]: When you say Rod Raggy, do you know, country Reggie Rock?
[SPEAKER_00]: I do with this kind of like country country Patrick from SpongeBob.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, a little bit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, wouldn't Kuntie Reggie Rock has a handbag.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's when you know it's going down.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I think Olivia Rodrigo calls for fans.
[SPEAKER_01]: Kuntie Reggie Rock's Reggie Rock.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd love that for her.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, speaking of new music.
[SPEAKER_00]: What are you having a friend?
[SPEAKER_00]: Summer.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes, I do know why I'm having a breath somewhere.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, all the hot dogs?
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck man, you are so- Oh, the hot dogs I wish.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, why are you having a breath?
[SPEAKER_00]: I did see someone in New York go to one of those hot dogs stands and buy a hot dog for their dog, and I thought, I wanted to get down on all fours and crawl up behind it and be all worth it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jesus Christ!
[SPEAKER_00]: Why wanted to be all?
[SPEAKER_00]: When's my turn, Mama?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you hear the new Sarah Burrellas track?
[SPEAKER_00]: Can you give a dog a hot dog?
[SPEAKER_01]: I know it's not cannibalism, you know, if you were to take a hot dog any given hot dog and trace the meats that are coming from inside, I guarantee you you'll find some rat who knows what else we'll find, you know, I'm not saying they're made of hot dogs, but we've got meats of many colors.
[SPEAKER_00]: Baby, baby, we don't think we're not going back to serverless, but I will say, I saw a TikTok this morning speaking of dogs and rats.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe your algorithm will get there.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was this big dump truck scooping up sand, and there were a bunch of dogs that looked like Willie and Kudan.
[SPEAKER_00]: As the big, as the big scoops get in the dirt, and I was like, oh, that those dogs should not be that close to the big enemy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Were they having a good time?
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you want to know what they were up to?
[SPEAKER_01]: Were they, well, is this violence?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: So suddenly the truck pulls a big chunk of sand away and then all of a sudden there's rats in the sand and the dogs are grabbing the rats literally looks just like William Curton.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe you've been duped by AI.
[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever this is, you know, grabbing the rats in Tyler and shaking their head back and forth viciously killing the rats.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: You think that's AI?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it was rat, it was dogs, it was dogs helping out with a rat problem.
[SPEAKER_01]: With the, with the heavy machinery?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, baby, yes, I will send it to you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now it's me and I will, I will look into it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I've got the eye, I will know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well speaking of looking into things if you looked into the new Sarah Brellis song it came out on Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I don't think I have.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it a fun one?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it for the club?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, she's doing sad girl summer.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the whole album is about grief.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus, she hasn't had, she hasn't had an album in seven years.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I didn't know that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess I had that back again.
[SPEAKER_01]: I hadn't felt her absence because I feel like the void had been filled so easily.
[SPEAKER_01]: No shade to Sarah Barrellis, but I guess I was feeling there was plenty of music.
[SPEAKER_00]: Damn, you said fuck her.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I didn't really feel it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess, I guess, who's that woman that's like kind of that you love the Jesse Ware?
[SPEAKER_01]: She kind of, she kind of took her spot for me and actually made it a little bit more fun for me.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: No offense to Sarah Burrallis.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see that meme, that girl who was like, what was the name of that album that came out in 2020 and I had a woman on the cover who looked vaguely like this.
[SPEAKER_00]: and that they were talking about the Jesse Ware album.
[SPEAKER_00]: What are you talking about?
[SPEAKER_00]: Go to Jesse Ware's Instagram now and look at her profile picture.
[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody tweeted what was the album that came out in like around 2020 that had a woman on the cover that looked like this and it's like a Microsoft paint.
[SPEAKER_00]: a temp.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Which is her helper.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's over.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was tagging hers.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're looking for the Jesse Ware album.
[SPEAKER_00]: That is funny.
[SPEAKER_00]: So Jesse changed her profile picture to that album cover that the fan drew.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: I support that.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's, she's in on the joke.
[SPEAKER_00]: She loves to laugh.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not trying to talk about Jesse.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to talk about Sarah Bevelas.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: New songs called Home.
[SPEAKER_00]: I cried when I heard it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's about grief.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: It sounds like a real banger.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a five minute slow jam about grief.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'll be sure to tune in.
[SPEAKER_00]: New albums coming out in August.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's she got the countdown going up on all the and all the music sites.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, you know what, I don't think we ever canceled her.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, she's not canceled.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's a son.
[SPEAKER_01]: So she can stay and I'm excited for her new album and good for her continuing to make art.
[SPEAKER_01]: Good for you.
[SPEAKER_01]: You get to feel something.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, what's up?
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, you've been watching the NBA for I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, honey.
[SPEAKER_00]: And no, and you couldn't pay me, too.
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, listen, I haven't been watching either, but as a New Yorker, now, did you know I lived in New York now?
[SPEAKER_00]: the big apple.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who are the who are who's your team?
[SPEAKER_00]: The nicks.
[SPEAKER_00]: So the nicks are in it and I haven't been watching but I know it because you're out and about I'm just I'll be out and about in the city.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll be like I'll be seeing that woman get her daughter hot dog and and people just be walking around yelling nicks and four nicks and four.
[SPEAKER_00]: What is that?
[SPEAKER_00]: I think
[SPEAKER_00]: That means they want to win the big game.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: They want to win the series in four games because it's a best of seven.
[SPEAKER_00]: So they're all, if I have to hear Nixon for one more time, listen, I want the next to win, because as you know, as a native New Yorker, I would love for my next to win, but I just want them to lose one game, because I don't really, this Nixon for stuff needs to stop.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're writing it on Starbucks cups, people walking around nicks and Ford.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: I envy you because I don't think that there's much of a culture in LA.
[SPEAKER_01]: At least where I am about sport.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't think it's very, you know, you get a lot of that in college where there's even if you don't care about the sport, people are still into being a winner, baby, or whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't feel that energy and maybe it's because I don't frequent like a baseball place or a baseball place You can never find me at the baseball patch.
[SPEAKER_01]: You will not and so I don't feel like I'm ever being like, yes, about it, you know?
[SPEAKER_00]: As I saw, as I'd take talk, I was all, fuck these fake, these bandwagon nicks fans who are just here to wear the orange.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's how I thought baby, baby, who's here to wear the orange?
[SPEAKER_00]: Who's here to wear the orange?
[SPEAKER_01]: And not me.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just not becoming, and somebody who's pink-complexed, actually, as somebody who's pink-complexed, Orange could really give me a great combination that's very close to the lesbian pride flag.
[SPEAKER_01]: Happy Pride.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think you're right.
[SPEAKER_00]: I still, I still wish you would do one of those.
[SPEAKER_00]: I wish you'd bring back your YouTube channel and just do one of those color, uh, the color, escaping videos where the woman lays the like satin colors over you like my first video in three years.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's somebody doing a color matching for my skin tone.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I love it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a spring.
[SPEAKER_00]: How nice are you?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're spring.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's very pale pastellies.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what I am.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a winter and I'll hate it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would love to be fall.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me be fall.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just think, well, to have that woman show up at my house with a suitcase full of satin bandanias.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it a suitcase that she just has four little Christmas tree skirts?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she brings like, I think she brings like 50 of them.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, I guess it depends on the woman.
[SPEAKER_01]: a woman, a woman, a woman with the colors.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can name a woman.
[SPEAKER_00]: You want to know her braids?
[SPEAKER_00]: Sarah Barrell is just a weird Sarah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Raleigh's no, what about what about the smelly traveler caught with 58 turtle strapped to her legs going through TSA last week?
[SPEAKER_00]: What about her?
[SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't a woman?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, she was going, was she the smelly traveler or was that was she a traveler that became smelly from the turtles, where the turtles, well, she was there she was wreaking at the airport, people were, people were not happy with the think she was producing at the airports as someone tattled, they said that woman doesn't smell right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I hope nobody ever tells the officials that I don't smell right.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't, I hope I'm never giving some type of stink so bad that TSA has to pat me down.
[SPEAKER_00]: So there she gets strip search and she had 58 turtles taped around her.
[SPEAKER_00]: She had turtles taped all around her body.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not turtles all the way down.
[SPEAKER_00]: all the way down.
[SPEAKER_00]: In fact.
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it could happen to you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think it was an accident or did you wish she smuggled?
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think she was doing this stinky leg?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, whether she wanted to or not, she was doing stinky legs, stinky back, stinky, crack, stinky, stinky, crack.
[SPEAKER_01]: Turtles, I guess I don't really frequent turtle spaces.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, do you watch your chicken?
[SPEAKER_01]: My god, so you're telling me drag race is going to have a full segment about washing chicken and having the queens argue about washing chicken and then not wrap it up in a little informational bow.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're telling me we didn't have like, they didn't pull the footage and have a PSA on screen do or don't wash your chicken.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think you know when something like that happens, and then they'll go to a commercial, they'll put up that title screen that's like, if you know somebody who's a victim of domestic violence, have them call this number.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like why didn't we get that for the chicken?
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_00]: We get that for the FFA.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the FCA.
[SPEAKER_01]: This did come up in conversation with people that,
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, also watched the episode and okay, so it came up at dinner the other night and um, some people at dinner said, well, in my culture, we do this and somebody else said, well, in my culture, we do this.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so I think it's, I think we saw a little bit of, um,
[SPEAKER_01]: that happening without naming it on Drag Race.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't know who does what.
[SPEAKER_01]: I will safely assume white people do the wrong thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: So please, am I supposed to be washing my chicken?
[SPEAKER_01]: Dish soap.
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_00]: You're supposed to be using your easy squeeze, Don Lids, spray on that chicken down.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know what I do.
[SPEAKER_01]: I take my chicken and I pull it through my scrub daddy's mouth and back and forth in and out in and out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why not go for an eye?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, and I for an eye.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's where I'll put that's where I'll put like the wings.
[SPEAKER_01]: When you made your chicken bear, did you wash it?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, she wasn't going to be eaten.
[SPEAKER_01]: She was never.
[SPEAKER_01]: She.
[SPEAKER_00]: She.
[SPEAKER_01]: She.
[UNKNOWN]: She
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, you'd never know what's going on in somebody's kitchen.
[SPEAKER_01]: You have to be, you have to really trust somebody to eat at somebody's home.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, to maybe that's to have a pot luck at work.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, people, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was the last time you had one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I just used my, you know, the scrubber, the little scrubber wand.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you know how it's dingy boots.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's dingy boots, but it gets the chicken clean.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, baby, Google says my friend Google says you're not supposed to watch your chicken because while you're washing, you're chicken, you're splashing chicken juice about.
[SPEAKER_01]: OK, well, I hope you're on page nine of Google results because the first page of Google is now AI.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like, what are we even to do?
[SPEAKER_01]: Where are we?
[SPEAKER_01]: We've lost the phone.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm read it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm on read it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Actually, probably the only source anymore that you
[SPEAKER_01]: And you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: Never mind.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've actually learned some things about Reddit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, never mind then.
[SPEAKER_01]: Guess what?
[SPEAKER_01]: I did all we have left is Yahoo answers.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you have any traces of that, you can try.
[SPEAKER_00]: Or jeeps, poor jeeps when the jeeps is a sellout?
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't call him poor jeeps.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, speaking of people who aren't poor, I really buried the lead with my hottest topic of the week saving it for the very end.
[SPEAKER_00]: Girl, what?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm on the edge.
[SPEAKER_00]: So there I was this morning.
[SPEAKER_00]: I went for a run.
[SPEAKER_00]: As you know, I like running.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're in the big apple.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just about running about the big apple.
[SPEAKER_00]: So in it all, it got to run early these days.
[SPEAKER_00]: Summer is here.
[SPEAKER_00]: It gets hot early early.
[SPEAKER_00]: Warm gets the.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not trying to be out there running in that direct son.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's not good for you.
[SPEAKER_00]: So there I was.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did my run.
[SPEAKER_00]: I finished it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I always have to finish it like a couple of blocks from my house, so I can walk and catch Pokemon and stretch and spin some spinners.
[SPEAKER_00]: There in the middle of the sidewalk, right as I finished my run, you'll never believe it.
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
[SPEAKER_00]: hundred dollar bill bitch.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Not only did I pick it up, this was today, the day that we're recording, the show it to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Show it to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I mean, I spent 30, I spent 30 of the dollars.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got back and I said, we're going to have a fun day doing whatever we can with this hundred dollars in the first things first, as I'm buying a new book that I've been wanting and I'm using this hundred dollars to do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, first of all, also, what do you mean it was fake?
[SPEAKER_00]: I worked at a bank for 10 years.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know when money's real.
[SPEAKER_00]: Girl, you should try that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I carry one of those pens on my person.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so did you hold it up to a light?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you mark it with the marker?
[SPEAKER_01]: I did.
[SPEAKER_01]: When I went to McDonald's, I loved the shadiness of holding somebody's money up to the light.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't believe that this is real money.
[SPEAKER_01]: So somebody would give me $4.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'd look at each of the $4 up to the less.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm using markers on ones.
[SPEAKER_01]: I loved using my marker and it was always a weird weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of like a not very, not very dense ink marker.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like an ultraviolet like marker.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's no sharpie for you.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's no sharpie for me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and I did like to just to market and anytime somebody give me a 20 offset.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Could you keep it behind your ear?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, baby.
[SPEAKER_01]: On top of the cash register.
[SPEAKER_01]: So do you have one of those markers?
[SPEAKER_01]: Or do you just float through life, willy, nilly picking up fake hundred dollar bills?
[SPEAKER_00]: Who has cash these days?
[SPEAKER_00]: I do.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I took that hundred dollar bill straight to the bookstore and I bought.
[SPEAKER_00]: A book so I've spent a portion of it after this calls over.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to buy pizza with that money I'm going to keep track and spend a hundred dollars cash all day today and really treat myself all day because that's what I just well $100 doesn't go as far as it used to so you got a book.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to get a slice of pizza You're going to be done in or and I'm going to go to I'm going to get dinner later Are you kidding?
[SPEAKER_00]: I can get Chipotle later and that's going to be like $13.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, then I'm going to go to spicy something and then this evening then I'm going to walk around this evening I've had the new spicy something by the way there and then I'm going to walk around this evening And I might get myself a little fro you a little treat a little treat that Okay, well if I found a hundred dollars bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would be I would be turning that into you know Yeah, right you'd be on call she dot com or whatever betten
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, I don't do that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would be quickly changing that over to a currency that really has lasting power.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'd be getting my 14,000 Pokecoins.
[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, if I have a little bit left over, maybe I could maybe I can upgrade my June pass.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_01]: You could really get into the gig with that.
[SPEAKER_01]: You could even listen.
[SPEAKER_01]: June pass plus 10 plus I don't need the plus.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I always, when I have the pass, I always get all 200.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but it is nice to get the plus 10 for some things because if you check the bone-related incubator,
[SPEAKER_01]: early incubator, early bonuses.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you really want to get two days extra for a certain type of type of bonus, you know, it could be worth it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I made listen, I should maybe invest some of this 100 in that because as you know, I recently caught a Hondo Mewtwo.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so when when the Mewtwo events coming up in July, I'm going to need to be doing lots of raids because I need the XL candy because I want to max out my Mewtwo.
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
[SPEAKER_01]: Who's that realtor?
[SPEAKER_01]: Who's that star-doroki?
[SPEAKER_01]: Grokey, I just found a hundred, a hundred, a grokey.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ah, that's an irregular dinamax or g-max.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think dinamax.
[SPEAKER_00]: Damn, damn, oh, they did just give him a way as one of the, right, and it was one of those.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you, I've had a few of the rewards behind those.
[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, damn, I was thinking the other day when I was running about Pokemon as I do, because I was really trying to think, like, not many of the middle versions of like a three evolution Pokemon are cute.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think they're off to forgotten.
[SPEAKER_01]: War-tortal is, I think, one of the best period of any of the full trio options.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to, I want to make a list of Pokemon that I think the middle version is actually the cutest, and with groky, I do think that, I do think that.
[SPEAKER_00]: What's the middle version, groky?
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that middle version of why they got a stick it's it's it's it's cute but why do they got that stick is it part of them it's drums he's getting ready to become a drummer and he keeps him in his he keeps them in his hair like like when like when people have a clip in their hair or like when I just kind of feel like
[SPEAKER_01]: we've lost the plot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why is there a Pokemon that's like a soccer player?
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean I guess there were we're Pokemon at the start that were who was a soccer player?
[SPEAKER_00]: That fire sinder ace.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, he's like for you think sinder ace is playing in the world cup.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's giving world cup downboots.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just because he has his foot out doesn't mean he's kicking a soccer ball.
[SPEAKER_01]: I swear to you, I've seen him kick a soccer ball.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe this is a Mandela, but I swear I've seen him kicking a soccer ball.
[SPEAKER_01]: They jump, they're doing like soccer stretches and things, that line of Pokemon.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, well, I'll let you know when I complete my full list of middle-evolutions who I think are actually the cutest of the three.
[SPEAKER_00]: But although it gets a, I get a little bogged down.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was worrying because then I was like, oh, what tend to I have to consider like the baby Pokemon, because then like, is Pikachu technically a middle version, even though it started out as a two-evolution.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's a good question.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would say no.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, the baby evolutions do not retroactively make the originals into seconds.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's...
[SPEAKER_00]: That's kind of how I agree.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to kind of be like, I need to be looking at the polka dex and they need to be listed in order.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: For it to count.
[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, I think that little middle groke, whatever it's called with the drum sticks, getting ready to become the big Rilla boom.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think is so cute.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you get your shiny lepers with a little hair bow?
[SPEAKER_00]: Not the one with the hair bow, but I did catch like three last week.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I got a shiny laparist with the hair bro.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's almost perfect.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm gagging.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got, I finally got my shiny Kabuto, I got my shiny soul rock.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got my shiny whale lord.
[SPEAKER_01]: I am making my weights in my shiny decks.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like you certainly have finished multiple shiny decks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Does have you?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think the first two for sure, not the first three.
[SPEAKER_00]: In Kato, send me those gifts, baby, we're almost time to trade again.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay, okay, I accidentally turned off my phone.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm back.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, Corey.
[SPEAKER_00]: Where can people find you?
[SPEAKER_00]: Baby, you can find me selling pit hair to Tom Holland.
[SPEAKER_00]: Cause I like when the pit, I don't like when the pit pigs are pissed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you can find me in full, put, play, burgalia hoping some woman on the street will give me a hot dog.
[UNKNOWN]: Muff!
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, men, sister friend.