[SPEAKER_00]: Hello everybody.
[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to Heather Shaw is kidding.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's me Heather Shaw happy Wednesday I know this has been audio only for a while people have been complaining where the video bitch Where's the fucking video?
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, just deal with the audio.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is what podcast was supposed to be.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what you're listening to this on
[SPEAKER_00]: And you know, on YouTube, people are complaining that my, my, the videos are not there, they'll be there.
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll get back to that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't worry, but for now, enjoy the throwback version of podcast audio only.
[SPEAKER_00]: What they were meant to be, radio shows.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now it's audio, video, special effects, producing editing.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do I look like?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm one lesbian.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you so much for still listening, even though you can't see my face.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can imagine it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have the face of many people.
[SPEAKER_00]: People call me Jim Carrey people call me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Lori Metcalf.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a good Lori Metcalf.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's a phenomenal actress comedic actress mostly.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's known for roséan.
[SPEAKER_00]: But she's been in a bunch of stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: She was the mom and lady bird lady bird.
[SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, good stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like that comparison.
[SPEAKER_00]: uh... join my patreon if you haven't already let's go let's build up this community join the patreon show your support three dollars a month you get extra episodes of this podcast every single week last episode i talked about uh... the debacle the you at the white house ufc county fair debacle what's going on i mean it is falling apart is this not a metaphor for this administration holy shit
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're a Republican, I feel bad, just because it's like your party is a dumpster fire right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of Republicans don't want to claim Trump, and I understand why.
[SPEAKER_00]: There are conservative people out there with conservative values,
[SPEAKER_00]: Who are also like don't want to be depicted in a white trash way the way the white house is really the white trash house.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's getting crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, they're county fair, all the performers except for like two have bowed out.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think the only two left standing are vanilla ice and flow right a whose name is Florida.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that makes sense.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's going to be a little trashy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Vanilla ice also lives in Florida.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the trashy men.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're standing by.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're like we're ready to perform.
[SPEAKER_00]: We want our $2,000 check.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I talked about that on the Patreon.
[SPEAKER_00]: I talked about some drama with the certain pride fest that's been going on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is video.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, and I'm, I'm really excited because I'm going to start, um, twitch streaming, which sounds gay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hear me out.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not gay.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's actually great.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like going on TikTok live when I, I'll go on TikTok live, like, I try to go almost every day and then I take, take, take a lot of days off because it, it, it, it, it,
[SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of awful, can I say, when I'm on TikTok live, I really enjoy the live aspect of it and I really enjoy talking to people, because I go on there and I promote my shows, but really it's just my dates are in the background and then I just talk to people that are in the live.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now a lot of the times the people in the live are just random people, like they're not seeking me out, they're just on their feed while taking a shit and then see my live and join it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank God, I can't smell on my end.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my God.
[SPEAKER_00]: The amount of halatosis and shit on the other end of that screen during my TikTok lives.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I really enjoy that aspect of talking to people.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really enjoy riffing when people bring up topics that I can go off on tangents about current current events basically this podcast.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love to do that when I'm on live.
[SPEAKER_00]: However,
[SPEAKER_00]: TikTok is so like you can't say what I deem to be funny.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can talk freely on this podcast and I do and I do happy Pride Month, Faggotts, see how I do that?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm talking freely.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't do that on TikTok live.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, you know, it's not even, I don't even think people are reporting me and I'm not saying out of pocket shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not saying like the N word.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would fucking never.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not saying like crazy shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not saying political shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I just make jokes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just like to make jokes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, and sometimes either somebody in the live gets offended because they're miserable or the AI is picking up on something.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm not I'm just saying jokes that I could easily say on a stage and no one would do anything but laugh.
[SPEAKER_00]: These are not crazy statements I'm making.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just the guidelines they're suck.
[SPEAKER_00]: The monetization is not great.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't go online for monetization purposes, but it is really like, he ticked off, just keep your fucking money dude.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll finish like an hour live.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not asking for gifts.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not asking for people to give me money.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's really not the focus of why I'm on ticked off live when I go live.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's just funny at the end of this session like if I if I you know, I finish going live Take talk will be like congratulations.
[SPEAKER_00]: You just earned six cents and it's like hey Why don't you just keep that fucking money if you're so hard up for six fucking cents?
[SPEAKER_00]: You keep it buddy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why do you have to tell me?
[SPEAKER_00]: You imagine finishing a shift at your job and then coming up to you and being like you've earned six pennies How do you feel it's just weird?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's so weird
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm very excited to move over to Twitch for streaming.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be consistent.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're not on Twitch, I totally get it.
[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of people think of Twitch streamers as somebody who's playing video games, or like Aiden Ross talking about why women are bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just any closeted man on there.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's an elf of man.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's so many creators on there, but I'm excited to go live I think I'm gonna do Monday Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe Monday Tuesday Wednesday at night like eight to 10 p.m. Just like a nightly two hour going live and really I was talking to the twitch You know some of the the guys from twitch yesterday.
[SPEAKER_00]: I had a call with them
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's nice because there's no, they're not going to kick me off first, making jokes.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, there's no like, of course you can't say horrendous shit on there, but I never say horrendous shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm saying jokes.
[SPEAKER_00]: What you're hearing in this podcast is like my kind of humor.
[SPEAKER_00]: So like if you're used to this podcast, you understand that like, I'm not saying anything crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: If I say Britney Spears maybe looks like she's doing meth on TikTok, I might get banned.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll get the live band for saying meth, like for saying meth.
[SPEAKER_00]: Meanwhile, I see people on TikTok that are using the inward white people in a derogatory way and in like a bat not in like a I'm also black way, you know, some white people think they're black.
[SPEAKER_00]: In like a bad shitty way and then their videos are up.
[SPEAKER_00]: I digress.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm very excited to get into Twitch streaming.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be fun to build it up every Monday, Tuesday, 8 to 10 PM.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hop on there, talk about current events, what's going on in the news, riffing, doing whatever I want to do, and finding a community that wants that.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know twice a week.
[SPEAKER_00]: It'll be really fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm really excited about that.
[SPEAKER_00]: So look forward to that.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's going to be very exciting for me I really am excited to have an outlet to talk to people because I do like talking to fans and not even fans like people that are just around Because a lot of times I can write new jokes with people throwing things at me being like talk about this.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you think of this?
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you know and it's it's a really fun way to keep things fresh and
[SPEAKER_00]: To get my thoughts out there while also entertaining people and making them laugh.
[SPEAKER_00]: So shout out to Twitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: Very excited to become a Twitch partner And we'll start we'll start doing that hopefully next week.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can start streaming this coming week.
[SPEAKER_00]: How about that next Monday?
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I can start my first stream ever
[SPEAKER_00]: Get on Twitch and find me on Twitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's Heather Shaw comedy.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a very bear-bones account right now, but I'll get everything up and We've fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hopefully you're up at APM Eastern Eastern.
[SPEAKER_00]: So if you're on the west coasts even earlier or mountain or whatever the fuck time
[SPEAKER_00]: uh... happy gay pride happy pride mother fuckers also happy men's mental health month because uh... if you say happy pride online there will be a man who is who is a receding hairline and a gut he's gonna come on and say it's not pride it's actually men's mental health month and hey i'm all for men's i wish it was men's mental health year
[SPEAKER_00]: Men get into therapy challenge.
[SPEAKER_00]: It begins now.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just, any man that's getting on and saying World War Months went to a health month.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're not going in therapy.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's really like, what are you doing this for?
[SPEAKER_00]: We both know you're not going to go be vulnerable with a licensed professional.
[SPEAKER_00]: You should not, you should not, how about you celebrate men's mental health month?
[SPEAKER_00]: Can we celebrate it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's find you a therapist.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's take care of those demons, King.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because for so many men are like, they're always yelling about how men aren't allowed to be emotional.
[SPEAKER_00]: Men have the highest suicide rates and it's like, yeah, you don't do anything to address your mental health.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now some men do sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is not all men.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is most men.
[SPEAKER_00]: Some men do address some mental health.
[SPEAKER_00]: Most are not.
[SPEAKER_00]: Can we be so real?
[SPEAKER_00]: How many men do you know in your life that are terrorizing everyone around them?
[SPEAKER_00]: Because they can't fucking sit down for an hour and talk about the trauma that they have experienced.
[SPEAKER_00]: They can't unpack the trauma.
[SPEAKER_00]: They can't talk about their dad never told them they loved them.
[SPEAKER_00]: And now they're taking it out on everyone else.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm all from men's mental health month as long as those men get into therapy.
[SPEAKER_00]: uh... but uh... i don't want to see any of these fucking dorks dorks getting on and talking about how may air june is men's mental health month while sitting back in doing fucking nothing i mean doing zero exercise if you can't afford therapy i get it there is expensive there are therapists with sliding scales i will say that so it's not really an excuse
[SPEAKER_00]: But dude, exercise is cheap.
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't have to go to a gym to exercise, walking is free so far.
[SPEAKER_00]: In this trumpet administration, it may be getting charged soon.
[SPEAKER_00]: You may be charged for walking and breathing, but right now, walking is free.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just don't have any sympathy for for that excuse of like men aren't allowed to cry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you are, you're human.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get into therapy and figure out why you feel like you can't cry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-uh, stop making it my problem.
[SPEAKER_00]: Figure out the fuck out.
[SPEAKER_00]: I had to figure out the fuck out.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm in therapy bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone should be in therapy, and especially men.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, that's my rant.
[SPEAKER_00]: Happy Pride.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just finished, um, euphoria, the show is over, um, spoilers, by the way, spoilers, hacks and euphoria spoilers coming up in five, four, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: So hacks, I really thought the opposite was going to happen.
[SPEAKER_00]: So Deborah Vance did not die.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, she's on her way, but don't we all?
[SPEAKER_00]: Debra Vance did not die, uh, Rue Bennett did die.
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought the opposite was gonna happen.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just thought maybe the euphoria creators or whatever would be like, can we, they went to Zendaya and were like, hey, can you just not die?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, we don't wanna kill you because this, this, we might wanna milk this cow later.
[SPEAKER_00]: But,
[SPEAKER_00]: It makes sense and day and she seems so over that project even though she put her whole pussy in it Like she really acted her ass off in that season that was kind of trash But you could tell like Zendaya's agents and Jacob awardees agents were like hey, so we're we'll do the third season But just so you know wrap us up bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure we're dead kill us the fuck off.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're not doing this again You know in Sydney, Sweetie was probably like I'll do 17 seasons whatever you want
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, I really, really, really enjoyed, I will say, the final season of Hacks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, it is incredible.
[SPEAKER_00]: I absolutely enjoyed it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I think both finale's for Hacks and Euphoria.
[SPEAKER_00]: Way out, out did my estimation of how it would go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like they, they,
[SPEAKER_00]: far exceeded my expectations.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're both really good to now.
[SPEAKER_00]: These season three of you for it was absolutely insane garbage trash and then the last episode saved it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything got wrapped up everything kind of made sense and it was a good way to just put that show to bed forever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hacks did a great job, but Hacks was riding on a high, nobody was asking Hacks to wrap it up, nobody was bitching about Hacks, so they went out on a high, but Euphoria, really, the last episode was the best episode of the season.
[SPEAKER_00]: It made the most sense.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything got wrapped up.
[SPEAKER_00]: It would be incredibly unrealistic for Rude to survive.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, she's just,
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, she just is, she goes between active addiction and then just not doing drugs, and that's not very, that's not super sustainable with addicts without rehab or therapy or whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: And in a very realistic representation of what is going on in our country all over, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: To do, dude, to do Coke, especially Coke, or like just a mystery pill, dude, like 10 years ago, I could take a mystery pill and I did.
[SPEAKER_00]: And not a thought would cross my mind of like, I hope there's no fentanyl in this.
[SPEAKER_00]: I never thought that when I was doing Coke, when I was taking mystery pills, people would hand to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Definitely, you can kind of tell what Adderall looks like though.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really know that I was doing a lot of mystery pills.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would do capsules of molly.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that was the most, like, I don't know what is what actually is in this, how much meth is in this, you know, but I would do that and never once crossed my mind of like, oh, I hope this is in fentanyl, to do
[SPEAKER_00]: Coke nowadays dude, what are you even doing unless you're doing it straight in Miami off the coast?
[SPEAKER_00]: Unless you're doing it and you know in Texas I never heard of people owed being a pendulum and I think it's because they're close to Mexico like they were getting the You know before I was super stepped on if you're doing coke and Ohio girl, that's not coke.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what you're doing
[SPEAKER_00]: You might be doing some baby aspirants and laxatives and meth.
[SPEAKER_00]: Something, no, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're not doing Coke.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's gotten so stepped on, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's, I did like the realistic representation of, you know, what it looks like to be an addict in these days and like how easy it is to just die from an overdose that you did not.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I guess if you're doing Coke, if you're, if you're having fun, just be safe.
[SPEAKER_00]: There are fentanyl test strips.
[SPEAKER_00]: There are plenty available.
[SPEAKER_00]: In Austin, I got sober in Austin, but in Austin, they would hand out fentanyl test strips at the bars.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, and that's harm reduction.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right, it's it's it's so much better to have somebody hand out fentanyl test strips and acknowledge that hey people are going to be doing drugs Can we haven't fun?
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's keep them safe as opposed to brushing it on to the rug in not giving anybody any tools and just saying good luck But yeah, I did enjoy that last episode.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did I thought you know a lot of people died
[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of people died.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really liked how Lori went out.
[SPEAKER_00]: Lori said absolutely fucking not.
[SPEAKER_00]: And by the way, that would be me in a zombie apocalypse.
[SPEAKER_00]: The minute somebody said the word zombie, I would be running to grab my rope going to the highest surface in a building and jumping the fuck off.
[SPEAKER_00]: And by the way, it couldn't even be a zombie outbreak.
[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody could just say the word zombie to me and I'm hanging myself.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not being involved with that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm good.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't need to turn.
[SPEAKER_00]: I won't survive.
[SPEAKER_00]: I liked how Alamo went out, you know, he was an awful person likeable.
[SPEAKER_00]: God of say, that's that's that's the genius of that actor.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was very likeable character for being evil, for being completely evil.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was likeable up until like the last few episodes, you know, and definitely when he killed Rue, um, and you know, uh, Ali, amazing, you know, everybody kind of, the one thing I just,
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, it really, it really got real weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: The last line in euphoria is God bless us all.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's either God bless us all or God bless America.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't know what the fuck we're doing.
[SPEAKER_00]: America?
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, the country run by white trash.
[SPEAKER_00]: She won't go to the bless that.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was very heavy handed with the, um, not even religious, like Christian, the Christianity of it all.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was really, really heavy handed.
[SPEAKER_00]: I knew that the show had really lost its everything.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, when, when Lexi was giving a monologue on how the Bible, I just, I read the entire thing and it was just, wow, it's just mind-blowing, Lexi.
[SPEAKER_00]: the avid reader writer who works in the in the TV industry and it's just discovered the Bible and like, wow, it's just so beautiful.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just the Bible and then Cassie going, is it good?
[SPEAKER_00]: Is the good?
[SPEAKER_00]: Is the Bible good?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it just was so weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: It seemed like somebody on that writing team was like a religious person who is like living out there make a wish.
[SPEAKER_00]: Some deeply, deeply Christian person had a make a wish and it was like, I want to write one of the last monologues on you for you and they were like, all right, have at it and it's just Lexi going, I'm going to have to read the Bible again.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really need to grasp this because it's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, very weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just wouldn't take Lexi as somebody because she was giving ruse for religious affiliations.
[SPEAKER_00]: And like, she was like, what's with the Bible?
[SPEAKER_00]: Two episodes ago, Lexi was like, what the fuck is with the Bible?
[SPEAKER_00]: And now she's like, oh my god, the Bible.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, it's absolutely beautiful.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, it's very weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's very heavy handed and weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know that drug addicts do need to turn to higher power sometimes, but I don't think Lexi would be.
[SPEAKER_00]: It just seemed very unrealistic.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think Cassi would give a shit about what Lexi was saying about the Bible.
[SPEAKER_00]: She'd be like, girl, whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Will you help me shove this dildo in my ass or not?
[SPEAKER_00]: But RIP for ya, RIP, gonna miss it for what it was, you know?
[SPEAKER_00]: And what it wasn't, which was a good season three.
[SPEAKER_00]: Again, it's hard to do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Half the actors are checked out, half the actors are actually dead.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's hard to do.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, I don't think Jacob already could film with like half of the cast due to quote-unquote tension.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think he has something weird with Hunter Shaffer.
[SPEAKER_00]: He used to date Zendaya.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if there's anybody else, but like I know that like he doesn't film scenes with them.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you know, so I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Speaking of Jacob already, he's been seen with his beard.
[SPEAKER_00]: Not even his beard, he's the beard bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just can't buy this relationship.
[SPEAKER_00]: Kendall Jenner and Jacob Alordi were seen in Tokyo on date night and it's so funny because Lily, my wife, she's like, I see, I see Kendall Jenner, I see myself in Kendall Jenner because she behaves the same way I did when I dated men, because she dated men and college boys.
[SPEAKER_00]: She would date a lot of guys and college and she's like, you know, it's like, you're into them until you get them and then you're like, get the fuck off for me.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Lily's always like, I just see my behavior in Kendall Jenner.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm looking at this photo now of Jacob Elority at Kendall Jenner in some Tokyo restaurant.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're in Tokyo.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're in Japan.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get in cozy.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, you just, you're not gonna, I'm not a big, like,
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not like somebody who's like, I want this celebrity gay so I'm just going to I'm just going to will them that they're gay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't give a fuck.
[SPEAKER_00]: If Taylor Swift's gay, I don't give a shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think Taylor Swift's gay.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I do think Kendall Jenner is gay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really do, statistically speaking, there's got to be one faggot in that family and it's not just Caitlyn Jenner.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: See, this is what I can say on Twitch and it's okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't wait.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, but also like you she's had so many boyfriends if she was straight or even bisexual, one of them with a good of stock.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're telling me all of them, you, you couldn't make it work with her.
[SPEAKER_00]: You didn't fall madly in love with and stay with for years.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bad bunny, Devon Booker, um, Ben Simmons, who else was she with?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of a lot of NBA players and musicians.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who else is she linked with that?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're going all over the place, her and her beard.
[SPEAKER_00]: I honestly is a gay woman.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd want to hang out with Jacob Alordi.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's got the accent.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's kind of cute.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like a tall mask.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's nice.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's a performative male.
[SPEAKER_00]: He always has a book in his hand.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, okay, slay girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: He probably listens to Boy Genius.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they probably have a lot to talk about.
[SPEAKER_00]: They probably discuss, you know, Phoebe Bridgers.
[SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, what's going when, when will they come out with a new, the real L word?
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, um,
[SPEAKER_00]: But they've been seen out in Japan and this photo is just insane.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's Jacob leaning far into Kendall Jenner, his head on her shoulder, and then Kendall Jenner's body is leaning far to the left.
[SPEAKER_00]: far away.
[SPEAKER_00]: So like, you know, it would make sense if they're both lenient to each other.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a very couple, couple stance, you know, and Lily and I take pictures or our heads are leaning towards each other.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is they're both leaning towards the left.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jacob's left is Kendall's shoulder.
[SPEAKER_00]: Kendall's left is far away from Jacob.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it just gives weird body language.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, and um,
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, she's got the best beards, I will say, she has the best beards.
[SPEAKER_00]: She always has a good look in beard.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's really good with the beards.
[SPEAKER_00]: How many let's see her exes?
[SPEAKER_00]: Kendall Jenner exes.
[SPEAKER_00]: because she's got some good beards, bad bunny, Devon Booker, Ben Simmons, Blake Griffin, Godsheet loves the NBA.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's be in.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ace Abrockie, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jordan Clarkson and Bayplier, Harry Styles.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's an easy beard.
[SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit, Harry Styles is like the beard of all beards.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like double beard.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're just telling me with Harry Jordan, Rocky, Blake, Ben, Devin, Bad Bunny, which I don't know what is real name is.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry, but he told maybe what is Bad Bunny's real name?
[SPEAKER_00]: You think it's Benito?
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's Benito.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that just racist of me?
[SPEAKER_00]: Am I dumb?
[SPEAKER_00]: It is Benito.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I'm good.
[SPEAKER_00]: And now Jacob will already.
[SPEAKER_00]: How long does she date these guys for?
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Blake Griffin was a year.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ben Simmons was a year.
[SPEAKER_00]: Devin Booker was two years.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bad Bunny was a year.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's a little... All these men, and she's like one year in a mile after a year, but you know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, if you think that she's into a men, okay, you know, maybe she's just,
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like Chelsea Hamler.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're Chelsea Hamlers, like, just get sick of men.
[SPEAKER_00]: I get that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would too, if I were a woman.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't, it's not like I personally want Kendall Genitor to be gay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't give a shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: But to me, she just has lesbian face.
[SPEAKER_00]: She reads gay.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's had a lot of high profile, boyfriends.
[SPEAKER_00]: No pregnancies, no pregnancy, you know.
[SPEAKER_00]: No engagements, no, it just seems a little, it's a little clean.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a little clean, but maybe she's an avoidant attachment style.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she just, you know, she does her own thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think her and Cara Delivine have like a relationship.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not really sure, I don't really go deep into it, but now it's just real convenient that she's with Jacob a Lordy.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's almost as if she goes to her mom and is like, Mommy, for my next beard, I want the handsome guy who reads in public.
[SPEAKER_00]: you know it's it it just seems a bit convenient the number the guy the number one a listener hot guy at the moment is now her boyfriend I don't know a little convenient and how old is she 29 30 let's see how old is she hold is the lesbian
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, and I'm not saying you can't be 30-year-old and not be married or have kids.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just saying, look at her family.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hello?
[SPEAKER_00]: Even Rob has a kid, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, I'm just saying she might like the pus.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you know, she's probably pissed at Caitlyn, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like she's like there could only be room for one queer person's family and my mom took it.
[SPEAKER_00]: My second mom, not my first mom, my second mom.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's a bad shit queer and she's stolen my thunder.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I can't come out now, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would think that too.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd kind of be in my head about too.
[SPEAKER_00]: If my mom was Caitlyn Jenner, I'd be like, well,
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll keep an eye on that couple.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're traveling all over though, they were in Hawaii, now they're in Tokyo, I mean, Jesus.
[SPEAKER_00]: Good for them.
[SPEAKER_00]: What a fun little trip with the beard.
[SPEAKER_00]: CBS news is imploding a bit it's it's been wild to watch there's been reports now coming out from a meeting that happened Monday between you know executive producer of 60 minutes and 60 minutes correspondent Scott Pellie so here's what happened now CBS news CBS is a
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, Stephen Colbert's show was an ineffectively canceled due to Trump's thin skin.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would say it wasn't due to ratings, he had very healthy ratings.
[SPEAKER_00]: And in his spot, they've now put in comics unleashed.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now I was on comics unleashed.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've been mulling over it if I should talk about comics unleashed and give my opinion.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think I will after like a few months when comics unleashed is inevitably replaced with, I don't know anything, anything old women doing water aerobics, literally anything could replace that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to wait though.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I do have a lot of T on that show and how that kind of works and what I think of like the audacity of putting a comics unleashed program in late night.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it also shows the future of late night as a whole.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's now it's able to just be bought and sold by the highest bidder.
[SPEAKER_00]: They don't give a shit about quality content.
[SPEAKER_00]: They don't give a shit about any content.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's ad-space revenue and it's, you know, it's sold to the highest bidder.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're selling it off.
[SPEAKER_00]: People are really not into late night anymore.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anything you see on late night is just clips online.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're seeing on TikTok or YouTube or Instagram.
[SPEAKER_00]: You just seen the clips, the best parts, the highlights.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody's really, I don't think, staying up and watching late night, Jimmy Fallon, I don't think.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you see all these shows online that are having way more viewership.
[SPEAKER_00]: Chicken shop date, hot ones, it's always food.
[SPEAKER_00]: People like to mix food with interviews.
[SPEAKER_00]: Take notes.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're trying to be a new and upcoming interviewer, you gotta get some food in there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Have some pizza while you're talking to Tom Holland about what it was like to be in Spider-Man 8.
[SPEAKER_00]: But that's the future.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really think late night is on its last legs.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the fact that, you know, you can cancel a healthy late night program due to the president's thin skin.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's also bad news.
[SPEAKER_00]: But this is CBS.
[SPEAKER_00]: CBS is also in trouble because of CBS.
[SPEAKER_00]: News.
[SPEAKER_00]: That whole division that,
[SPEAKER_00]: was now it's held, it's headed up by Barry Weiss, who is kind of like gutting the integrity of CBS news and kind of there's definitely
[SPEAKER_00]: an MO right and it's not about bringing you the best journalists and the best form of journalism.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's about delivering the talking points that the higher-ups want mainstream people to hear.
[SPEAKER_00]: So here's what's going on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Long time 60 minutes correspondent Scott Pellie has accused CBS News editor in chief Barry Weiss of murdering quote unquote murdering the show questioning her qualifications and that of the new executive producer Nick Bilton.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nick Bilton replaced Tanya Simon who was a 60 minutes veteran.
[SPEAKER_00]: She was the executive producer.
[SPEAKER_00]: She had been um, I believe with 60 minutes for a few decades I want to say.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, if not a journalist for, you know, 20, 30 years.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, but she was replaced, fired, replaced by a new executive producer, Nick Bilton, who had never, he's never worked in traditional broadcast news.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's a tech guy, um, and he has no broadcast news experience.
[SPEAKER_00]: So they replaced a very seasoned professional executive producer with some guy who has no experience.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was...
[SPEAKER_00]: story of this country's life.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get that lady out of here, put it in an inexperienced man.
[SPEAKER_00]: Pay, I'm double.
[SPEAKER_00]: So during a staff meeting, built-in the new executive producer attempted to ease tension of 60 minutes staff, stating, the rumors people are spreading that I'm going to turn the show into 61 minute episodes that it's going to be like TikTok that that is not changing.
[SPEAKER_00]: The show is going to stay exactly like it is for now, building said.
[SPEAKER_00]: He also defended twice.
[SPEAKER_00]: Of
[SPEAKER_00]: He told the staff that she loved 60 minutes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now Scott Pellie responded, she is murdering 60 minutes in his Scott Pellie voice.
[SPEAKER_00]: She is murdering 60 minutes.
[SPEAKER_00]: She does not love this place.
[SPEAKER_00]: She was brought into kill it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's been doing exactly that.
[SPEAKER_00]: She has no qualifications for her job.
[SPEAKER_00]: You have slender qualifications for this job.
[SPEAKER_00]: The changes that she's made at the evening news have been catastrophic.
[SPEAKER_00]: So why should we expect that any of this is going to be any better?
[SPEAKER_00]: That's Scott Pellie.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what he said.
[SPEAKER_00]: He also confronted built in over the firings of Sharon, Alfonzi and Cecilia Vega asking why he took a job knowing that you will never be welcome here to which building responded, I have no problem taking a job in a place that I'm not welcome in.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think that will be the case.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's a lot of delusion.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a lot of like, hey buddy, I'm your fucking boss who gives a fuck.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, like Scott Pellie is going to be on this way out.
[SPEAKER_00]: For sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: for sure they don't care about how they look and how they appeal to the mainstream public they don't care they've already started gutting programs they don't give a shit it's that Nikki Glazer wrote the best joke about it with when it comes to CBS news where you can see BS news I mean cool like it's the best joke ever shout out Nikki Glazer
[SPEAKER_00]: Pellie also confronted, um, oh, so Charles Farrell, a top deputy to Miss Weiss, urged Pellie to not act rude toward Mr. Bilton.
[SPEAKER_00]: Pellie responded, I'm not being rude.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what was rude?
[SPEAKER_00]: Black Thursday was rude.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now he's referring to the firing spree of Cecilia Vega, the 60 minutes first Latina Correspondent and Sharon Alfonzi, who's featured on torture in the Salvadorian prisons that held Donald Trump's deportees were abruptly pulled by Barry.
[SPEAKER_00]: So Sharon Alfonzi did this whole feature on
[SPEAKER_00]: Donald Trump's Salvadorian prisons that that had Donald Trump's deporties anybody that Donald Trump is deporting.
[SPEAKER_00]: They were going to Salvadorian prisons.
[SPEAKER_00]: She was talking about how you basically the torture that was going on and then Barry Wise comes in and goes We got a kill that story bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: This does not make the administration look good and we are not about integrity.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're about kissing the ring
[SPEAKER_00]: So then that led to mass backlash, now the executive editor of the program and senior producer were also fired from that.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it was just, again, they don't really give a shit how they're perceived at this point.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're just kissing the ring, bending the knee, yes, licking the boot, whatever you wanna call it, to this administration, the white trash, house administration.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, Anderson Cooper joined 60 minutes in 2006.
[SPEAKER_00]: He is ended his 20 year run on the program earlier this month.
[SPEAKER_00]: Very smart of him.
[SPEAKER_00]: Very, very smart.
[SPEAKER_00]: If he did step down, they might have went to him and said, listen, hear you fucking faggot, you're fired.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_00]: But if he did step down, it's very smart of him to do.
[SPEAKER_00]: He wants no part of this.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's Anderson fucking Cooper, okay?
[SPEAKER_00]: He's supposed to be drunk on New Year's Eve with Andy Cohen, okay?
[SPEAKER_00]: He's not getting in this shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: He did give a thinly veiled critique of white's overall of the network, which left white blindsided and furious by the comments, which came just after Cooper decided not to renew his contract.
[SPEAKER_00]: So apparently he said, I'm not renewing this shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: 20 year run on the program and he said, I'm fucking out.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, this is what fascism does.
[SPEAKER_00]: It really, it we lose the talents of people that are needed and we gain the power and control of people who are not wanted.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let that sink in.
[SPEAKER_00]: We lose the talents of people who are needed.
[SPEAKER_00]: We gain the power and control of people who are not wanted.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's fascism, baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: Write it down.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I just wanted to give you a recap on 60 minutes.
[SPEAKER_00]: What's going on?
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, and I will be telling probably some some stories from the school yard about comics and leash.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was not a bad time, but it was an interesting time.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't, I, Byron Allen was fine, you know, but it was, I would say that about talking to like a robot, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, there was no, he's not personable, there was no like getting to know us in commercial breaks.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's just, it is, I'll really talk about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe on a Patreon, maybe on Twitch, but I'll really go into what that experience was like being on that show because I'm sure, I'm sure on some shows like I was on Tamron Hall show and it was a novelty show of like, uh, celebrity doppelganger.
[SPEAKER_00]: So like she, and she was incredibly nice.
[SPEAKER_00]: She was really nice in between commercial breaks she would talk to us, you know, and I know that could just be because she's a woman and women are generally, you know, more outgoing and nice other than Ellen.
[SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't want to be with Ellen on a commercial break.
[SPEAKER_00]: She would just like, you know, prank me and have my family killed.
[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, you could just tell that Byron was pumping amount he was doing six shows a day, six full shows a day.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he would knock out a week of programming in one day.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, it wasn't any, like, hi, how are you to any of us on the panel.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was very, you know, we talked to the comics.
[SPEAKER_00]: I talked to the comic next to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: No a garden Schwartz shout out to that guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: But, yeah, I'll really go in depth on it in a few months, probably, once the show has been canceled removed.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the ratings are in the absolute gutter.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think they've lost 85% of viewers from Stephen Colbert's late night show to
[SPEAKER_00]: Byron Allen's I don't know what that is comics absolutely leashed.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's a Normic Donald joke he went on comics unleashed and he said never before have there there's never been more comics Leashed on that show any he was right But yeah, I think viewership's gone out 85% and That goes when the viewers are down the ads are down people are not gonna want to pay for ads on a thing where nobody's watching
[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't see the shelf life of comics unleashed being longer than past the summer.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I'll get on here in talk shit and never be, never be asked to be back on comics unleashed.
[SPEAKER_00]: The show that airs when meth heads are still up and your dad has fallen asleep on the couch.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I, you know, so there's a, uh, there's some scandal between a dry queen and, uh, the company Patagonia, which is a popular outdoor apparel brand.
[SPEAKER_00]: You may know them.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, there lesbians love them.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the Subaru of clothing if I might add I don't have any Patagonia, but also like I think finance bros got into Patagonia a bit So it's kind of like oh, are we Patagonia got co-opted by finance bros, which is a very weird turn.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like if all the sudden, you know Really ignorant Conservative red necks just started driving Subaru's or Priusus.
[SPEAKER_00]: You'd be like what's happening?
[SPEAKER_00]: let a popular drag queen and activist patty gonia now this happens and drag all the time this happens jant there's a drag a lot of them are in drag race who would know that if you watch drag race but like there's a drag queen named jansport jansport like the backpack uh tricksy motel you know she's using a name that's uh you know the motel toy brand there's a million other i i can't think of him right now but you know patty gonia that's a
[SPEAKER_00]: she is in trouble though because she is uh... i think she's facing a trade mark infringement lawsuit uh... and now she's turning around and saying well you're just trying to erase an activist and people had patagonia's back so patagonia
[SPEAKER_00]: She, um, let's see.
[SPEAKER_00]: So Patagonia, the company filed a suit against Patty Gownia, the performer.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, after the dry queen applied to trade trademark Patty Gownia.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, so Patty Gownia says I want to try to trade mark this name, Patty Gownia said not so fast partner, slow the fuck down.
[SPEAKER_00]: The company has accused the entertainer of selling patty, gonia merchandise, including products with what it describes as similar designs to the company's logo, which the company says is confused consumers and it's not in line with the 2022 agreement that the former ran with the company.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it sounds like to me, at first people were really on the dry queen side, patty go on the side.
[SPEAKER_00]: They were like, oh my god, how could this big corporation come for this dry queen activist?
[SPEAKER_00]: Who gives a shit that they have the same name?
[SPEAKER_00]: But it does go deeper than that, because it actually turns out that they did have an agreement that performed her made with the company.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure the company went to her and was like, hey, the name is really close, but you know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: They're all like...
[SPEAKER_00]: Have at it, just please don't sell any merch or any products that are similar to our logo or like things that we sell, you know, like let's not get a twist it and they agree to that and she's not living up to that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Essentially what it would be like is if the dry queen Jan sports started selling backpacks, that would be very confusing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right, that would be a little bit of an overlap.
[SPEAKER_00]: That would be a little bit of a fuck you, too.
[SPEAKER_00]: Janspor backpack.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Janspor backpacks have never come after Janspor the drag queen.
[SPEAKER_00]: It would be like if Trixie Mattel started selling barbie dolls, that would be fucking crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right, it would be like an overlap.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think Trixie Mattel actually only goes by Trixie on her products, which is very smart.
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't want the Mattel in there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because you understand it's a business.
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't want to confuse the consumer and face lawsuits.
[SPEAKER_00]: Giving a fuck, really, and kind of trying to gaslight everybody into thinking, like, well, I'm an activist.
[SPEAKER_00]: I should be able to do what I want, and that's just not how the world works.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just because you're an activist doesn't mean that you can take somebody's, you know, name, and sell products very similar and just get away with it.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that's what's going on now.
[SPEAKER_00]: The brand has also claimed the last thing we wanted was a legal fight with someone who shares our values, but we got to protect our business and our employees.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's fair.
[SPEAKER_00]: Patagonia, they're inoffensive as a company.
[SPEAKER_00]: They've sponsored, you know, in the 90s, early 2000s.
[SPEAKER_00]: And probably even now, they sponsor a lot of free solo climbers.
[SPEAKER_00]: And athletes, and they probably participate in some fake activism as well as all companies do.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's the fake activism.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like every $1 million sold $1 goes to feed a homeless raccoon.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, something like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, so patty gonia has kind of tried to rattle people up and be on her side But the facts come through and the facts are your merches and insanely similar to this corporation You're kind of jacking off their name, which they were cool with they're fine with it, but you can't like You know, I can't call my my drag name Mac Donald and then turn around and sell burgers and fries It's just not gonna work.
[SPEAKER_00]: So get your head out of your ass patty gonia and
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just, I hate to take the side of a corporation, but it's very, it's clear.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's clear.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, the last thing I wanted to talk about is a dugger update, which nobody asked for and nobody wanted.
[SPEAKER_00]: Josh Dugger has been moved to a federal medical facility.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the same place as Joe Azadak, that, that, that, that, clear.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's speak a pride in month.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hope he's having a good one.
[SPEAKER_00]: Josh Dugger, um,
[SPEAKER_00]: A horrible person.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was a convicted sex offender.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's been transferred from a minimum security facility in Texas to a federal medical center in Fort Worth.
[SPEAKER_00]: Same, same state.
[SPEAKER_00]: He'd been locked up from June 2022 to May, 2026, but they refused to explain the reason behind the move.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it crazy if you've been convicted, if you've been a convicted child sex offender, heavy on, I know this would be sound crazy to say sex offender to some people, so I'm going to say child.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you've been convicted of child sex crimes, I don't think you should ever be released.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that crazy to say?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I don't give a fuck.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care if I'm all about you do the crime you do the time, except when it comes to abusing children.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, don't give a shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's nothing you can do that's gonna make me think you're a good person.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ever in this life, because it will always come back to what you did to a child.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's, I just, you know, and I would almost say the same for sexual offenders across the board.
[SPEAKER_00]: But Heather, that's getting a little crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's getting a little crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Women, women can lie.
[SPEAKER_00]: Children not so much.
[SPEAKER_00]: So can we at least start with child sex offenders?
[SPEAKER_00]: If somebody has been convicted of a child sex crime, maybe we just keep them locked up forever.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think society is gonna miss them too much.
[SPEAKER_00]: the damage they've caused one person who is a child.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's enough for me to have them locked up for life.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think they deserve a second chance.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Or if they want to get out, they have to chop their dick off.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I know that there are female sex offenders.
[SPEAKER_00]: And what do we do with them?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't fucking know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Clear direct to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: General mutilation.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the only time I'm okay with it.
[SPEAKER_00]: If
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's got to be like, I don't know, 16 in under.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're, if you're fucking with somebody who's 16 years in under, and you're an adult, maybe we'll bump it down because some people are real weird.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're like, well, 16 is kind of an adult.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and you're head, you little freak.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um,
[SPEAKER_00]: But how about young child?
[SPEAKER_00]: 5, 3, 4, 5, 6.
[SPEAKER_00]: You tell me when it's okay for a child sex offender.
[SPEAKER_00]: What age is it okay for them to be released ready?
[SPEAKER_00]: 5, 6, 7, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
[SPEAKER_00]: 16 like one is it okay like anything below 16 for me.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, hey, you just shouldn't be in society You've proved that you can't behave yourself.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're a horrible fucking person and you'll hurt anybody Especially little children.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have no like I'm like can we just lock them up forever?
[SPEAKER_00]: Or if they want to get out chop off their dick and balls Literally chop off their dick and balls I know they can probably still harm people.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know but I think a lot of the motivation would be gone
[SPEAKER_00]: They refuse to explain the reason behind the move.
[SPEAKER_00]: They did cite security concerns to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's very surprising that he's alive.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he's been in prison for four years now.
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's alive.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think our prisoners getting soft.
[SPEAKER_00]: What's going on here?
[SPEAKER_00]: Our prisoners getting soft.
[SPEAKER_00]: Or they like it's not worth it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, I, I, not know like stabbing Ian Watkins got killed in prison.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that was his name.
[SPEAKER_00]: The guy of the lost profits stabbed in the neck.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was a child sex offender, boom, stabbed the neck.
[SPEAKER_00]: Took care of him.
[SPEAKER_00]: That guy wasn't seen light up day anyways, but, um, yeah, he went over to a new prison.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's, it's not that exciting.
[SPEAKER_00]: What did he do?
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see what he does.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's, he's done here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Doughert was sentenced to 12 and a half years behind bars after being convicted in December 2021 for receiving and possessing child pornography.
[SPEAKER_00]: Great!
[SPEAKER_00]: And honestly, receiving sending possessing child pornography is, is, is, is fucking disgusting.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just so happy and he probably, let's be really probably did touch a child child.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to say I'm so happy if somebody's just been in possession of child porn and I hate that word.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not child porn.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a child sexual abuse images because porn implies that it's, you know, sexy.
[SPEAKER_00]: child sexual abuse images or material media.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't fucking know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, if he didn't if he if that's all he was doing great, lock him the fuck up still.
[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't get to come out just because he didn't touch a child.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because that just shows that there is a huge intent there to like, you know, eventually it'll escalate.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody just gets some pictures and lets it sit.
[SPEAKER_00]: It always escalates with
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, so that's good.
[SPEAKER_00]: 12.5 years.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, um, you know, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just, that's not long enough for me, but I think it should be for life.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's interesting what what what this Patriarchal society let's let's slide some rapists some can I know it's hard to prove rape it is very hard to prove sexual assault But even when they get proven, it's like, hey, man, why don't you do a couple, why don't you 30 days in the county jail, why don't you clean up your act stuff
[SPEAKER_00]: touching those women, come on, you know, um, just as it's hard to get when it comes to sexual abuse.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm glad that at least he's getting 12 and a half years wish it was much much longer.
[SPEAKER_00]: I wish it was life and I wish that he would, you know, be completely literally not just not just is balls chop off.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, dick and balls.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, all of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know there's a word for it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not looking it up.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're probably yelling at me right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry to leave on such a dark note, I just wanted to update you on the Dougs.
[SPEAKER_00]: What a fucking freak, his whole family's fucking freaks.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're probably not even upset about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're like mostly probably just upset that he, his soiled the family name.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's be real.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was somehow his computer's fault.
[SPEAKER_00]: I wasn't him that download the images.
[SPEAKER_00]: It must have just come with the computer.
[SPEAKER_00]: He got off Facebook Marketplace.
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