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[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to sports are dumb the podcast that's bringing the solutions to sports.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm Joey I'm Sean once again.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've got that cool Chris Beautiful sound here coming from the visit for sco offices using the most elaborate The audio recording interface.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know what you're doing when you're planning to approach baby.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just I just show up.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just here, man
[SPEAKER_00]: We've got sure microphones.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is what professionals you shine.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so I should buy one of these.
[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's buy a costume which way.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I do think the shores are kind of expensive.
[SPEAKER_00]: Although, there is a road microphone that you can get for about $100.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think, which is pretty.
[SPEAKER_01]: A road is that the brand?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, that's the brand.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Similar, it actually does connect to this interface, and that we're using it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that goes down to all the listeners, too.
[SPEAKER_00]: Road makes great products.
[SPEAKER_00]: They are not a sponsor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure makes great products, as well.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you can hear these microphones.
[SPEAKER_00]: I use an audio technique, okay?
[SPEAKER_00]: microphone that I believe does not exist anymore.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's it's some other addition of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the newest one And I don't think they make the one I use anymore at home, but I Just a gaming mic and so I
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's why I probably sound timid time better.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I just wanted to tell the tiny mics that you see on all these Instagram and and I check talk videos now where it's just someone holding.
[SPEAKER_00]: It looks a little weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: I said a popular thing like just because they can get it closer to them.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they don't want to wear like air but earbuds so they wear a wireless mic.
[SPEAKER_01]: And or they had that little clip that lapel thing like
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, in our day, Sean, we would have lava layer mics for interviews that we do.
[SPEAKER_00]: We'd either have, you know, you have a one flag mic where you're talking and do it and then moving it to the person to talk or you'd more easily set up lava layer mics.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I remember it was a huge thing where you would weave it up through their shirt.
[SPEAKER_00]: Have it sticking out because you didn't want to see, you could see the mic just a little bit, but you didn't want to see any of the wire.
[SPEAKER_00]: And now,
[SPEAKER_00]: They just have it on the outside of this shirt.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're holding it and if it's got the little wind Screen on it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the first time I've ever saw this it was a travel and leisure Person not the first time but like
[SPEAKER_00]: In this recent era of it being popular, it was a travel and leisure thing about germs on an airplane and I thought her microphone was a jerk I think she was showing a little jerk to be really drive the point home But no, it's just that's the microphone.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah wild times nobody's hiding the mics anymore
[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody is hiding the mics.
[SPEAKER_00]: And we're not here to fix mics, Sean.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think microphone manufacturers have done a pretty good job of it because we are able to talk.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's how we sound great.
[SPEAKER_01]: People can hear us right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: People across the world, Sean.
[SPEAKER_01]: A world, like the World Cup.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like the World Cup, which is happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: And just a couple of weeks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm excited.
[SPEAKER_00]: Less than a couple of weeks.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be hot when this episode goes live.
[SPEAKER_00]: It'll be nine days.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I have a great song.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna take it, for you.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know this nine days, shock?
[SPEAKER_01]: Nine days?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who's nine days?
[SPEAKER_00]: They're a group.
[SPEAKER_00]: Could still be around, I don't know, but they had the song absolutely, which you might know better by its parenthetical name, story of a girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is the story of a girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the song.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why cry forever and drown the whole world, shot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Songs.
[SPEAKER_00]: The name of the band is good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do they say absolutely at all in the song?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I absolutely love her when she smiles.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's sad all the time, but when she smiles, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, who
[SPEAKER_00]: that has the same title as another so I did a song called zombie by Jamie T who's a British artist yeah it's a lot more upbeat fun song than then the cranberries version so i think everyone was expecting the cranberries it's a zombie and i said they didn't get the zombie they wanted they were like what the hell does it's
[SPEAKER_00]: I said, I'm so sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Also, it was, I think the first or second song of the night.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I, that's generally really what the hell is.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's too early for some.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's when you do the songs that no one knows because there's not that many people there.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's some deep cuts and then save the Jonas Brothers for when there's more people.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dovers?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, sucker.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a soccer player.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's terrible.
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyway, we're not here to carry out.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're not here to talk.
[SPEAKER_00]: Microsoft Sports.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're not here to carry out.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're here to make sports better.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the ethos of this show sometimes, we lament about things in sports, but don't have solutions.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's not what this episode is about.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sean, we have gone through several different sports and each come up with a rule to improve that particular sport.
[SPEAKER_00]: And let's start with the NBA.
[SPEAKER_01]: the NBA, who's going first?
[SPEAKER_01]: My crevices.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, you go for it.
[SPEAKER_00]: OK, I'd throw a rock and win.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, because
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I thought you always throw paper because guys always throw rock.
[SPEAKER_01]: What was your strategy?
[SPEAKER_00]: My strategy was to say I'm throwing paper.
[SPEAKER_00]: If it was against a guy, because they would usually throw rock.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I'd still throw paper.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like I remember, it was literally flexible ball.
[SPEAKER_01]: And many rock paper scissors are coin tosses.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because nobody wanted to do this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did it help us win any games there?
[SPEAKER_01]: The NBA, we didn't win any championships.
[SPEAKER_01]: We won some games.
[SPEAKER_01]: The NBA.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, a couple weeks ago, I was watching a, a, a 10 and 20 years spurs, Minnesota, temperful, fastball game, watching the great Victor Wimbinjama, who people like to say, the leagues in trouble, because he might be entering his primary will see.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I saw him,
[SPEAKER_01]: Grab a rebound and he had guys annoying little guys all around him trying to get the ball from him with from those seven four Eight foot long wingspan and he got a little frustrated because he can you know With the guy that big that tall you gotta get under his skin.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they had gotten under his skin And so while swiping for the ball he said, you know what I've had enough and he threw the people's elbow
[SPEAKER_01]: I forgot into whose face, but it was rough, it was tough, and he got thrown out the game.
[SPEAKER_01]: Flagrant 2, I'll always say Flagrant 2, I'll always say Flagrant 2, Sean might get a new role as Flagrant.
[SPEAKER_01]: But you know, for me, I don't know if a Flagrant 2 should be an automatic injection.
[SPEAKER_01]: So what I would do, my rule suggestion is keep Flagrant 1s the same, Flagrant 2,
[SPEAKER_01]: penalty box.
[SPEAKER_01]: You institute a penalty box for like two for battle you have to go sit by yourself on a sideline and a penalty box can be for if it's bad you set out 12 minutes and if it's the fourth quarter then you're out of the game but yeah good luck spurs without win be taking the floor for the next 12 minutes we'll see it because I don't like kicking I'm there to see Victor win me I'm gonna play basketball I'm out there to see him get you don't have to and it's just like
[SPEAKER_01]: all these other sports you can fight in hockey and and and and football you could you're running into each other but in basketball or elbow oh you're out the game like get out of here no these are their grown their adults he overreacted go sit them down he has to watch his team try to play basketball without him so that's what I would do for flagrance is a penalty box and this would be 12 minutes of game time not yet no yeah game time because it's a march time yeah yeah yeah
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, there's a replay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I guess Wimbie's time out the penalty to buck.
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Up game time.
[SPEAKER_01]: So if he do a flag on a fourth quarter, yeah, if you're in the third, you're coming back in on hopefully right before the game's in.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's discouraging enough for basketball players, not to commit the flag or two, but it doesn't like,
[SPEAKER_01]: Again, I'm a hockey player, do some straight up fight and they'll be back five minutes later.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like, I don't think that's fair as far as like, like, if we're trying to do equity across our leagues, like, they're grown up so they can, they can, they can take some hits to the, to the face to the body, if we do it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
[SPEAKER_01]: go take a breather for a little bit.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll see you.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're still going to be here because this is entertainment.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sports is entertainment.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we're not going to disappoint all these fans that came to see you play, but we'll see you a little bit down the road.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sean, I think that role would work well.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I believe we saw an implementation of it when we went to say the Harlem Globe Trotters play.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're doing gimmick every quarter and I believe one of them you could
[SPEAKER_00]: I remember every follow was a penalty box, or if it was like one designated player, like you could pick one follow to send someone to the penalty box.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Very delightful.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm not saying...
[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't make it four and five because then that's, I mean, I think that's what club trotters did.
[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, it was stay five on five, but like you can't play the word for at least 12 minutes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mine's a little simpler.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, yours is not really that complicated, but mine.
[SPEAKER_00]: Inspired by a recent CJ McCollum.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, most buzzer.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, most buzzer reader.
[SPEAKER_00]: We had the just the Colmist, you know, sometimes on a more than half-court shot.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a little bit of a hoist.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: You got to kind of run into it.
[SPEAKER_00]: This one from CJ McCollum, just.
[SPEAKER_00]: It almost like he was like volleyball bumping it like just the delicate most is like a path or something.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just a this and this very very very beautiful very beautiful and it goes in and the Hawks win the game although
[SPEAKER_00]: Unfortunately, it was just after the buzzer.
[SPEAKER_00]: And this is not the only time that's happened.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's another one that jumps to mind.
[SPEAKER_00]: A Celtic sixer's game, Jason Tatum hits a shot in the final second.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think there's maybe one second left.
[SPEAKER_00]: And Joelle and B.
[SPEAKER_00]: It makes a pretty crazy catch spin move, three pointer from 75 feet away.
[SPEAKER_00]: And as it goes in, the crowd erupts.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I hope you haven't filled it out for your Joel and be it's already waving.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, no, and I didn't like didn't get it off in time and you see it's just just on his figure.
[SPEAKER_00]: At the end and what my role would be is that
[SPEAKER_00]: rule of cool real cool got it implemented each team gets one rule of cool challenge per game so you can use it on a wild shot that otherwise wouldn't count perhaps someone saved the ball as they were going out of bounds on the baseline and it hit the shot clock as it went in yeah which normally that would not count is there vote you can yes there is a vote you challenge it it goes
[SPEAKER_00]: to, it's not the refs that are on the court.
[SPEAKER_00]: It goes to, it goes to the caucus or wherever you want a central office.
[SPEAKER_00]: And there's five people that are just the cool judges and they vote on if the play is cool.
[SPEAKER_00]: And if it doesn't have to be a basket, too, it could be something like a gold tending call where the player punches the ball through the hoop or something.
[SPEAKER_01]: Once per game.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just once per game.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you win, you don't get a second one.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just one per game.
[SPEAKER_00]: You either win it or you don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: this cool basket, cool play whatever either counts or it doesn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we'll see something and we'll text each other, rule a cool.
[SPEAKER_01]: I allow it, whether it's a cool sideline catch where he couldn't get the second toe down, rule a cool, he got the second toe down, or a hardcore buzzer beater that was on the finger tip at point one and didn't count rule a cool.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean,
[SPEAKER_00]: And Sean, speaking of getting toes down, let's hop to the NFL.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I can go first, and we can go back and forth.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, I hope I have on-site kicks used to be real fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Come with one a game because of an on-site kick that
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the Atlanta Falcons just watched.
[SPEAKER_01]: There you have it, did you watch the roll?
[SPEAKER_01]: You used to be able to surprise teams.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you used to do surprise on side kicks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now you have to announce it.
[SPEAKER_00]: You have to have set number of people lined up.
[SPEAKER_00]: You have to make it clear which way you're kicking.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like there's just very little in favor of the kicking team.
[SPEAKER_00]: All of the bears did recover on side kicking against the packer.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just sorry, those are great times.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, great come back, son.
[SPEAKER_00]: Since on-site kicks are essentially ruined already.
[SPEAKER_00]: I say, let's do away with them.
[SPEAKER_00]: And if you want to do an on-site kick, you are running an offensive play from your own 35 yard line.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I like it being kind of a random amount of distance.
[SPEAKER_00]: You treat it like it's a fourth down, but like a fourth and 17, a fourth and 18.
[SPEAKER_00]: And if you convert it, you keep the ball.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you don't, it's where you're down.
[SPEAKER_00]: So if you get an incomplete pass, the other team takes over, and you're a 35, if you get a 12-yard pass, it's your 47.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm visualizing this so the down is fourth down the distance is random like you were a dice on the field and I mean that could be a fun implementation.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a 20 sided die, but yeah, everything is 10 or like 10 to 20.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't want somebody to get like fourth and fourth one, real cheap to to get the ball back again.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I, yeah, I kind of, I was thinking, it's just like a fourth and 17 or fourth and 18.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think you could probably do some math to figure out what the, the optimal is.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I also like that randomness element of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's say a die that's 11 to 20.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's got two of each of those numbers.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it could be like, you know, you got a, what was a 10% chance to roll
[SPEAKER_01]: I like it, or fourth and ten plus whatever score you're down by.
[SPEAKER_01]: So if you're down by one, fourth and eleven, if you're down by six, fourth and sixteen.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're down by thirty-six.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why you're into English.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why you're into English.
[SPEAKER_01]: whatever that was.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm right son of one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, come on man, like, tackle him.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why is he running so far?
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I miss, I miss surprise on Thai kicks one time.
[SPEAKER_01]: I forgot who it was.
[SPEAKER_01]: It may have been like the Eagles tried to surprise on Thai, the Cowboys, in the Cowboys, the guy,
[SPEAKER_01]: picked it up and just ran it back because it's all well was happening.
[SPEAKER_01]: They kicked this straight at him.
[SPEAKER_01]: He was on that front line and he caught it and just ran in for a touchdown.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was great.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I also love that too.
[SPEAKER_01]: You love it when it backsfires.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: My NFL rule that I and changing wanting to propose is I don't know if you know the Dallas Cowboys they have a super kicker by the name of Brandon Aubrey who's I think in his short careers made the most
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and, you know, that's correct.
[SPEAKER_00]: Three years in the league and he's been in the most 60s.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's, um, he's, he's amazing.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's the best player at his position on the team, um, but, you know, all those super kicks that he's doing, they're all just worth three points.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so what I would like to see is there be, you know,
[SPEAKER_01]: A, the, the, the number of points change based on the distance that you're kicking your phone.
[SPEAKER_01]: So if he's kicking a 60 yarder, I don't want it to be worth the touchdown, it does have to be worth being at six points, but maybe a four or five from the 50, like,
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't worry about my first say, if you're kicking a fill goal and you're at the one yard line, one point because you should be going for it, but on fourth and goal from the one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't kick a fill goal.
[SPEAKER_01]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you only get one point if you make that, but like, as you need a venture little further out, go ahead and increase the point.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love to see it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sean, it's been four glorious years since I last played fantasy football.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think, but when I was commissioner, I would do that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, kicks from 40 to 49 yards were four points and 50 and beyond were five because this was back in the day when 60 yards were not so common.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I like that as an option.
[SPEAKER_00]: Make your kickers a little more.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, a lot of big pressure settings and Sean, this is going to audible nicely.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to go through the four professional sports leagues, but we've also come up with a few other changes for other sports and I'd like to just throw a complete wrench in your plans here and pop into college football.
[SPEAKER_00]: Rule for college football and that a safety should be worth four points because they're so hard to get Yeah, I think they're harder to get than a field goal.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I feel those worth more points So if you get a safety and college you can implement this in the NFL too I don't care safety is four points because think of how
[SPEAKER_00]: incredible that could be a score got me is but also just impactful from a defensive setting you know like you're you've got the other team pinned against the road and zone but you're done by three points
[SPEAKER_01]: We can get four points right here.
[SPEAKER_00]: What if you could take the lead on that setting?
[SPEAKER_01]: We're running engaged, eh?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to see a side blitz.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to 90-9-yard touchdown.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why didn't you have your watch?
[SPEAKER_01]: They were in five-wide.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why did you do that?
[SPEAKER_00]: We could have felt blitz, but we only had seven players.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: We thought they would only have seven players too.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: They went out there with 11.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, but no, yeah, I like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, like, let's make safety's more punishable to the offense and more rewarding for the defense.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's in the end zone.
[SPEAKER_01]: End zone six.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why is it only two points?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's harder to do than a fool.
[SPEAKER_01]: It still goes three.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like the rule.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like that a lot.
[SPEAKER_01]: Four points.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, cauliflower.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, very similar to, uh, my, uh, NBA take, but this targeting room in, like,
[SPEAKER_01]: And this is worth because they're, you know, the children, we're, we're in our late 30,000.
[SPEAKER_01]: So people playing Cod football eight.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, unless you're like a tight-end for...
[SPEAKER_01]: wasn't North Carolina or Michigan, how old that guy was.
[SPEAKER_01]: But they're babies, they're children.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so you're asking the super fast athletes who are running, make a tackle, hitting people to make a split second decision, not to hit somebody too high, but that player ducked its head, up, targeting, you're throwing out of the game.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you got to miss the first half of the next game if they happened in the second half.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just like,
[SPEAKER_01]: Come on guys get get this out of here like if you want to if they do it more than once Okay, yeah, they're danger on the field kick them out the game, but like if they're like if they're their first targeting penalty like then You got to be able to judge intent and they don't make any room for that and it's very frustrating And then you see because like they're stuck and it's like happens important important note They didn't mean to do it like it's football.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're playing football.
[SPEAKER_01]: You throwing people out of the game for playing football too hard
[SPEAKER_00]: The number of times I've seen it happen on like you were saying a play where the receiver is ducking or like falling down or something And I'm like when they left their feet Yeah, make this tackle They were playing with a line to beat them in the body and then it just it changed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's it's frustrating.
[SPEAKER_01]: So that's what I would change targeting it's been
[SPEAKER_01]: It's one of the, because then you know when you see it and then it's going to be a long commercial break because I got a review of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just like, come on, man, like, just do something, but I'm, I'm chocked that thing that's got to be more outrage about this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't be the only one that hates this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm surprised they haven't changed it yet.
[SPEAKER_00]: When I got back into Reckley basketball, post pandemic, the first league I joined was just a free agent league.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone I played with before either moved or.
[SPEAKER_00]: had no interest in playing basketball or tired.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the pandemic ruined, ruined fun for them.
[SPEAKER_00]: But so I joined just as a free agent.
[SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, it's all new people.
[SPEAKER_00]: You try to support your teammates when I'm like, I'm not gonna go to war for you.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've just met.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like this was the second or third game.
[SPEAKER_00]: And there was a guy on our team.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's then three minutes into the game.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a break away he's trying to chase down the person.
[SPEAKER_00]: While they're in midair, he basically body checks them and kind of grabs their shoulders.
[SPEAKER_00]: The guy just eats it, and totally understandably because he was thrown basically.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I was in the air.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like bleeding from the note, like maybe lost a tooth to or just his whole face area.
[SPEAKER_00]: was bleeding.
[SPEAKER_00]: He had to go to the hospital and ended up taking to the hospital.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the guy at our team shows no remorse at all.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got called for a flag and follow once because I did kind of wind up to try and block the shot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just got the guy's arm and I felt bad about that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, oh, you know, my bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wasn't trying to.
[SPEAKER_01]: I also got some of the ball.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, and the ref, I, the wind up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he, he called it a flag or a follow.
[SPEAKER_00]: He, he swore at me.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I said, that's not something you should be doing.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's an official, but all right, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I was like, you know, we, that was fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: We made it through.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the guy was not upset.
[SPEAKER_00]: I also did not have it in the face because I, you know, I tried not to.
[SPEAKER_00]: But this guy and our team had no remorse at all.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was just like, kind of like, yeah, he deserved it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like sort of like what he gets ejected from the game and then has to miss the second game to the entirety of the next game So you basically miss two full games and then came back and It was like kind of trying to talk trash about the league and I was like I mean Sort of just like that's the world like the league.
[SPEAKER_01]: I also you did not seem to care again Intent no remorse no and show full intent to do what you wanted to do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't think it and kicked out
[SPEAKER_01]: But like, uh, this is wreckly, you have a job, sir.
[SPEAKER_01]: You should not be acting like these college kids.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is what they do for a living and they got all the boosters, like depending on them or they'll think, you know, going to get their tire slice or something.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what happens.
[SPEAKER_01]: The college kids want me to go back.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not good.
[SPEAKER_00]: it's not good but let's say let's hop back into the pro-legs John okay we keep agreeing on these roles let's find one that we disagree on which I don't you might with with mine but I want to hear yours first but the NHL in HL um so in have you ever seen a hockey player's teeth I have yeah it's not great
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the place where fools, it's everywhere, whether they're college or the women, they have to wear full face protection.
[SPEAKER_01]: But for some reason, NHL players, the most they can have as a Pfizer, and they said, well, because then, people will hit each other too hard if they're facing a protected day, they would go all in.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like the argument that football players shouldn't have a mask, because if they didn't wear a mask, they'd be safer.
[SPEAKER_01]: But then like,
[SPEAKER_01]: that mass protests are faced.
[SPEAKER_01]: These hockey players, man, they're facing all messed up because their nose are teased because it's stupid.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let the players that want to wear a full cage, wear a full cage, and I have to google this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like because during the Olympics, the winter Olympics, I'm like,
[SPEAKER_01]: because I was on so many, you know, some equality shit.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, how come the men can wear no face shields, what, no face masks, but the women have to.
[SPEAKER_01]: And apparently the reason is because the professional men can afford the dental work and the women cannot.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so that's why college men have to work full cages too because they too cannot afford the dental work.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, okay, I was not covering other people.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was like, all right, but like,
[SPEAKER_01]: This I'm maybe they don't want to put Dennis out of business.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe they don't, you know, there's an economy around being a hockey dentist, a hockey facial surgeon, but like it's so stupid.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like let the players that don't want to get their face messed up to wear protection over their face.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's something I would change.
[SPEAKER_00]: What if that's a conspiracy you just uncovered Sean that big dentistry?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's in bed.
[SPEAKER_00]: Holy NHL.
[SPEAKER_01]: Follow the money and just follow the money.
[SPEAKER_01]: Disappointing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I like that role.
[SPEAKER_00]: I do not disagree with it.
[SPEAKER_00]: So we're still 100% in agreement here.
[SPEAKER_00]: But let's see how you feel about mine.
[SPEAKER_00]: You might be for it too.
[SPEAKER_00]: We were talking penalties earlier, a common thing in the NHL.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I've ever seen an NHL game without a penalty.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's happened before, but every there's stars almost had one almost they almost had one this past season But I think someone got a penalty right at the end.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ah, so devastating devastating.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I'm sure it's happened.
[SPEAKER_00]: We could.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah We could probably find it, but generally there's some penalties going on and then that introduces the power play Okay, a fending player is sitting in the penalty box for two minutes Five minutes 30 minutes for scalding They throw a battery acid on the other.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah
[SPEAKER_01]: Very infrequent, but it doesn't spin.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: 30 minutes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm supposed to.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I want to introduce a compounding power play.
[SPEAKER_00]: So if you score as the power play team, clock resets.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they don't get their player back.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't get the player back.
[SPEAKER_00]: You got to stop them for two minutes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want this getting completely out of hand though.
[SPEAKER_00]: So we introduce a law when you're playing Monopoly and you get in jail, you get three chances to get doubles to get out of jail.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: So after if this power play team scores three goals, isn't the player can come back?
[SPEAKER_00]: Dang, that's, that's very penalizing.
[SPEAKER_01]: You would see no penalty because they would be the most careful hockey players.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I don't know, I can't say if I agree.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: What happens?
[SPEAKER_01]: If I score a short hand and go, do I go in a power play?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yes you do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: You are penalized for letting me score while we were in the penalty.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you go if you score a short hand at the last player from the other team to touch the puck is the one that sits out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, and it's the goalie.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, it's interesting.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I give it a shot for, you know, a game to see, tested out it like the AHA.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I see it's going, you know, that's how they do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Taste it, test it at lower levels and then bring it up.
[SPEAKER_01]: So that's fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're, you're raising the interest.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I've been having some boring rules, but that was, that was, that one was out there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're looking forward to it being implemented in 20 28.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's jump to the last professional league.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sean, I'll,
[SPEAKER_00]: Share my major league baseball, which I stole from a Reddit thread.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, who the person I read this comment from said they saw it in another Reddit thread.
[SPEAKER_00]: So at least three people have the support of this.
[SPEAKER_01]: R slash or this rule has the smooth baseball already.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, it's a double or nothing home run.
[SPEAKER_00]: So a player comes up to bat.
[SPEAKER_00]: They hit a home run over the fence.
[SPEAKER_00]: This doesn't count inside the park home runs.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you get that, that's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_00]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_00]: You hit a home run over the fence.
[SPEAKER_00]: You do your wild bat flip.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe you just dropped the bat.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe like my, I wrote to the show player and I'll be the show 22.
[SPEAKER_00]: Money holder.
[SPEAKER_00]: I do a forward summer song as my home run trial.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't clear the benches that they do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just insane, that that's an option.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Excellent work.
[SPEAKER_00]: You get that home on your round and first, you give the first base coach a hearty high five.
[SPEAKER_00]: You give the slap on the back, slap on the butt.
[SPEAKER_00]: Second base, you kind of talk a little trash, the short stop, you do, maybe the orals have the little bird flying thing that they do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Very cute.
[SPEAKER_00]: You might have the, I feel like a lot of people do the motorcycle revving is like a celebration too.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's excellent.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're heading towards third, third base coach is giving you the wave home, but you hold up at third base because it's the double or nothing home run.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can decide to want to come home score, touch the base or do I want to wait at third base and then if a subsequent batter drives me in, that's two runs for the guy on third base.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like this.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's a double run and then if they, if you get stranded at third base, it's zero run.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's zero on double or nothing.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's still home.
[SPEAKER_01]: two runs or do you have to be driven in either way you just have to make sure if you score yeah any any way you score yeah you're down by two um into bottom of the night uh you launch one but it's a solo shot
[SPEAKER_01]: And the next batter is too out, so there's no guarantee.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, I like it, but you just gotta get the ball and play now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I like that rule, that's a good rule, that's a good rule.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mine is more boring than that, you come up with two great rules.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm worried about player safety for some reason, because, um,
[SPEAKER_01]: I really, like, the manly game of baseball, like, all of you throw up me, we're gonna fight at the distance in my room on the sand.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's like, men doing stupid things to hurt themselves.
[SPEAKER_01]: Baseball has wild injuries, and you would think they would do stuff to implement, to be safer.
[SPEAKER_01]: But no, they like to hold on to their mini traditions.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so I can't for the life of me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why, in Major League Baseball, first base is not a double back.
[SPEAKER_01]: wise first base in the year of our lord twenty twenty six just one back you see it in softball you see it in college baseball you see it in kickball first base being two back one the white back best of one in fair territory that the uh that the first base can stand on to get the help and you have your orange back on the other side of the
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, they're running to first base.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why don't they implement this?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the orange back.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just look too ugly on MLB fields.
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen some of these MLB stadiums?
[SPEAKER_01]: What they've done with their off-fields?
[SPEAKER_01]: Most notably the team I root for.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just it's just like it doesn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_01]: Stop having players tear their Achilles over their ankles, running their first base, and then colliding with the first base when, like, just put a note back out there that they can touch.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's safe, they can run through first base.
[SPEAKER_01]: It can be more clear on if they're safe or out, because that you're not being blocked by the first base when it's foot, and then the camera angle, you can't tell if it's foot tested or not.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, no, it'll be pretty clear.
[SPEAKER_01]: You put a sensor on it.
[SPEAKER_01]: uh, in a separate center so like the uh, and if the first basement touches it, you automatically say, because he shouldn't be on that side of the, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: They, I don't understand why baseball doesn't have a double time at first space, especially with the number of injuries that happen when running to first.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, I'm, I'm thinking of all the, like injuries, I've said, like collisions.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's gross.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've growing out and yeah, there's some very painful
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't understand.
[SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't a creative but you're ruled because I was thinking of real things that they should do to be fair with baseball.
[SPEAKER_00]: I borrowed that from something else.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really come up with it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: But we've we've got a couple more sports.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've covered all the major sports.
[SPEAKER_00]: We cover college football.
[SPEAKER_00]: But Sean, we are here in Frisco and anticipation of the World Cup.
[SPEAKER_00]: So how about a soccer rule?
[SPEAKER_01]: A soccer rule.
[SPEAKER_00]: What would you add?
[SPEAKER_01]: Look, they have video-assisted memory, and like I understand, I understand off-size, I understand why it's there because you just don't want somebody poaching, but the fact that you can't agree, like I'll see some off-site calls is because the top of someone's shoulder.
[SPEAKER_01]: was beyond the last defenseman and that's outside and it's like It all depends on the nanosecond that you want to stop where the ball was kept Was it the beginning of the kick?
[SPEAKER_01]: What's it the following is when the ball make foot-made contact, but it's also miniscule.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like all right, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's it's like kind of rule cool like
[SPEAKER_01]: Did he have that much of advantage because his jerseys sleeve was in front of the defender?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what are we doing dog?
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, get rid of the bar, just call it, how he said, that was not outside.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not the spirit of the rule, like it's not outside, that's the goal stand.
[SPEAKER_00]: And we can keep this game moving because they're not enough goals and soccer to start with.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, if you're taking away goals because my collar was in front, the wind blew and it was in front of the defense and closer to the goal, you call it that off side.
[SPEAKER_01]: Get out of my face.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sean, we're in quite a agreement here because I had a similar rule of, I was thinking of foot, but then I thought no, football's more of a global sport football soccer soccer soccer football, more of a global sport.
[SPEAKER_00]: So we're going to measure it in meters here.
[SPEAKER_00]: So if the player is less than a third of a meter away from a defender, which is just over a foot for our American listeners that don't want to do the convergence.
[SPEAKER_00]: The goal stands.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not off sides.
[SPEAKER_01]: That off sides.
[SPEAKER_01]: How are we measuring this?
[SPEAKER_01]: You sing.
[SPEAKER_01]: VAR, VAR, that's good.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, anything's better than the minuscule minute body parts that they use nowadays.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like at least in hockey, like you have the blue line.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like in talker, you can run an outside trap and just run, if you're a last offender, just run forward to put the player outside.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm like, come on dog, like, that's coming on man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like get that out of here, like play defense.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't care if he's a finger-tip in front of you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like you still got to play deep.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't, don't, they score a goal.
[SPEAKER_01]: You just turn to a reference, raise your hand.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, and you see that too often, and then they're never sitting on a ring or what's it or goal?
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll see.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you can't even have an exciting moment in soccer because in football, American football turned like this too.
[SPEAKER_01]: Cause like, if a long kick return happens, you're waiting to see if there's a flag on the field.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, there's no flag.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we can celebrate.
[SPEAKER_01]: Soccer, a goal is scored.
[SPEAKER_01]: You bunch of dudes, a bunch of dudes are racing in hand.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you got to wait around and see if,
[SPEAKER_01]: their referee's going to keep her an out if he does.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it kind of takes a way from that moment of excitement at the moment, at the moment, you have to wait until the ref says it's okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Agreed.
[SPEAKER_01]: Agreed.
[SPEAKER_00]: Agreed.
[SPEAKER_01]: And just like we have a podcast together, because we agree more.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like if we disagree more, we will not be friends.
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't be friends, but think of that content, Sean, just arguing all the sweet, sweet time.
[SPEAKER_00]: And on top of being a podcast, Sean, not only do we have a great podcast.
[SPEAKER_00]: We are one of the top volleyball podcasts on all of the different charts.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so I actually have two volleyball rules that you've revealed one to me, I mean, yes, we've one of just this was always the hardest part.
[SPEAKER_00]: We both officiated sports when we were in college.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you do volleyball games?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you ever work those at UT?
[SPEAKER_01]: I did.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't do any of my
[SPEAKER_00]: What always would throw me because I know the general rules of volleyball.
[SPEAKER_00]: Enough for we're brefing for the most part.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's middle school or elementary school games.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think volleyball is usually middle school, maybe once or twice high school, but very, you know, not professionals, not even collegiate athletes.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the one thing that I always try to be a little more lenient on, even though I know it's technically against the rules, if you hit the net with your hand on a spike attempt on a follow-through,
[SPEAKER_00]: Technically, it's supposed to be the ball as a dead.
[SPEAKER_00]: But...
[SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes I'd let it go.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, if they did, that's not like jostling back before.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a passing day like I'm the only touch that I'm going on.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: You break the rules ever, ever, ever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I would.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the statute of limitations is long gone.
[SPEAKER_00]: So what are you going to do?
[SPEAKER_00]: So that's one of my rules.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would allow you to hit the net.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: But if, again, this could also be just a judgment call from the official, if it's someone is going so far that they're then impacting that, and they like, grab it or something.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's light tap, it's fine, like a high five of the net.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine, high five plus grab, not fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: Not fine, not fine, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then the other one, I'm a little torn on when I would want to implement it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think either it could be just a one time thing or if a team scores several points in a row.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like four or five points in a row.
[SPEAKER_00]: And a little run.
[SPEAKER_00]: then you swap out the ball that's being used for one that is either half inflated or double inflated.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's either incredibly bouncy and gets airborne or it's not even a full round shape because of how deflated it is and you play it with that for the next point.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is similar.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's similar to my rule.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want a one time money balls that you wish to buy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Volleyball, you have to win by two.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so like it can two elite teams going back and forth.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you're serving in your up one, it can.
[SPEAKER_01]: The team that's receiving the serve has the better chance to score the next point.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you can go back and forth for a while, but unless if you decide in this faithful moment and the fifth set to use your money ball and your confidence that this ball will be worth ten two points.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now you have to serve it.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you're giving the defense the chance to win here.
[SPEAKER_01]: But if you think you can serve in ace, you got to top server, throw that money ball out there in the game with two points.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go home.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, shut it down, baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: I support it.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like introducing new bots.
[SPEAKER_00]: With this ball look different.
[SPEAKER_00]: Would it look like this?
[SPEAKER_01]: It'd be like the three points you don't want.
[SPEAKER_00]: Red, white, and blue.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that just a little white ball?
[SPEAKER_00]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, do they play well?
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I had some flames to it, like a guy for you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he's on fire.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't know my guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: But yes, if there's lighter fluid on it, set it on fire, and this is the money ball.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, shout out, I think this is our most productive episode.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we've added new rules to many different sports.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you have any other rules that you wanted to shout out?
[SPEAKER_00]: The only other one I can think of is another basketball one.
[SPEAKER_00]: And this really, I think, would be more for college basketball.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because I see this more often than MBA is a player.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, a player does the circle for a replay review.
[SPEAKER_00]: A lab, like a player does that.
[SPEAKER_00]: And their coach says, you know what, I'm going to trust you.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to challenge it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the play is not overturned.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a technical fall.
[SPEAKER_00]: The other team gets too free throws.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care if it's the NBA and you only get one through throwing a technical free.
[SPEAKER_00]: You get two technicals for wasting our time.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll take a step for it.
[SPEAKER_01]: If a player does that motion at all,
[SPEAKER_01]: You ain't shot with the coat media.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, you don't, you don't even check with the coach.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, as the ref sees a player doing that at all, it's an automatic review and then, because like, if I'm on the field playing football and I make a timeout time and then ref sees it, hey, they don't go as a coach like, hey, did you want to, no, it's a timeout.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, hey, if you want to review and your random player on the team, do those twirling fingers, coach or no coach, we're reviewing it and if you're wrong, you're shot.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're taking out back.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm sure the coach would support it because he didn't even prove that you're doing that little motion because I was planning to challenge up the glider.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, now it's ruined.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I agree.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I've been full support of that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_00]: These games should take less time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Come on, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I know, again, as I said last week, these games, they make a profit.
[SPEAKER_01]: They shouldn't be maximizing profit.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're getting games over with that time of putting commercials and reviews and more commercials.
[SPEAKER_00]: fully on board, and let's give a quick commercial for our Instagram, just our Instagram channel.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: That sports are dumb.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Excellent work and thank you to visit Frisca for letting us man.
[SPEAKER_01]: This has been an amazing experience This is the best few ever had recording in podcast It's like they knew me personally because they know my favorite candy's Reese's and what do we do when we walk into our studio Reese's in the bowl and of course while we're still being explained on what we're doing I'm just talking talking talking down the reasons that's you know directions and setups are being given
[SPEAKER_00]: That's all right.
[SPEAKER_00]: We powered through it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll share some some pictures from the studio and a little view on Instagram.
[SPEAKER_00]: What an enticement for Shonda Login ever you listening to go.
[SPEAKER_00]: And we're also walking out with a little bit of swam shum.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to get a frisco hat because the PJ championship is here.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you find Shum and you found a card from me last week, find me this week to get a hat.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's his PGA Fristola.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just shot only as one hat, Sylvia, or a short offer shortlet offer.
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I keep mind to hit the links, because I have golfed on there's a mini.
[SPEAKER_00]: There is an actual course here in Frisco as well.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're playing at it.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's also another area I went to that is I believe the largest
[SPEAKER_00]: the U.S.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's some, what a largest at least, but it's an enormous putting green.
[SPEAKER_00]: Which really humbled me because I was, you know, setting up different shots, there's different, you know, rolling hills and stuff, some are more flat, some are kind of, and it's just like several different holes.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you can, you can go through each one if you want, or if you're just like, I want to practice shipping from the fringe with a putter, which I guess you're not really chipping or just putting.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: But a longer putt, you can do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And man, humbling experience where I'm like,
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, well-shone golfs.
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: His highlight.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just perfect.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just perfect.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I... You weren't in the Teno 64.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's called Wylime.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, what, I see, yes, yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was more a Mario golf fan.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think they're kicking it out.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's perfect.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot of people angrily glaring at us.
[SPEAKER_00]: So being respectful of other people's times and wrapping up podcasts.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, enjoy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_00]: Chef Stick, not dumb.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's sports.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's sexy.