[SPEAKER_08]: previously on the handyman of West Texas.
[SPEAKER_08]: And this Midland Texas oil fracker named Mickey, doing odd jobs as a handyman in his free time, suddenly becomes an unwitting sex worker.
[SPEAKER_08]: After a wealthy West Texas housewife calls him over to fix her shutters, makes a pass
[SPEAKER_11]: and she gives me $200 for nothing other than the time that we spent on the four naked because I didn't do any work.
[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't fix her shutters.
[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't do anything.
[SPEAKER_08]: And yet word spreads quickly throughout the Permian Basin.
[SPEAKER_08]: And before long, Mickey and his eight and a half inch Coca-Cola can are literally mugging it up for the cameras.
[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of you are encounters involve pictures like they want you to take pictures in video of them.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm Jonathan Walton, and this is the handyman of Las Taxas.
[SPEAKER_08]: Episode 3.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fix this, and then f**k me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Driving through Midland, Texas is a unique experience.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a relatively small downtown with a handful of skyscrapers that are constructed in the 1950s, 60s and 70s during a series of West Texas oil booms.
[SPEAKER_10]: Exxon Corporation holds the most land out of production here in Ector County.
[SPEAKER_10]: There are hundreds of thousands of acres just like this throughout West Texas, held by the majors.
[SPEAKER_08]: But by the 1980s, a seismic oil bust bankrupts everyone and leaves most of Midland, destitute and unemployed.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thousands lose their homes and more than 100 Texas banks fail.
[SPEAKER_08]: Then, in 1987, Midland Texas is thrust onto the world stage when baby Jessica gets trapped in a well.
[SPEAKER_08]: 18-month-old Jessica McClure fell 22 feet down a dark shaft while playing at her Ants Backyard near Midland.
[SPEAKER_08]: Round the clock news coverage of Baby Jessica's perilous rescue goes on for three days, and the moment she's finally pulled, safe and sound from that well, is watched and live TV by millions of people all over the world.
[SPEAKER_06]: Where is she comes?
[SPEAKER_06]: There's clapping.
[SPEAKER_06]: There she is.
[SPEAKER_06]: I see her eyes open, I think.
[SPEAKER_06]: I see some dried blonde on her cheek.
[SPEAKER_08]: Interestingly enough, it's oil-feel workers, like Mickey, who suddenly show up to help and drill down into the bedrock to create a rescue tunnel beside the well baby jacica is trapped in, enabling them to get around alive.
[SPEAKER_08]: We never saw what it was like in that tunnel, but we know from the men who worked in it that it was hell.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then, Midland Texas bounces back from that infamous oil bust
[SPEAKER_08]: when the proliferation of fracking in 2010 creates a huge boom and West Texas suddenly becomes a major oil supplier for the entire world.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oil and gases looking promising again, we love to hear those words.
[SPEAKER_04]: Our bread and butter here in West Texas.
[SPEAKER_08]: and frackers like Mickey are suddenly in high demand.
[SPEAKER_08]: But the extraction of oil and natural gas is one of the most dangerous jobs in the country.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thousands of workers like Mickey get injured every year and a lot of them die as a result of those injuries.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a dangerous job and you can have to stay on your feet and you know, eyes wide open, hits, whirling, always know the dangers around you cause it's a dangerous job.
[SPEAKER_08]: and making things even more dangerous is the fact that for the past seven days, Mickey's only been sleeping three hours a night before heading back to work in the oil field.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's charersly, it's charersly back in the field, that's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Over time you get used to it before we started reporting you were telling me you worked a hundred hours over time over time So so that's that's 40 hour work week plus a hundred hours over time and how do you stay up?
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you taking drugs like how do you stay up like that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean it's it's a lifestyle that you just get accustomed to having to wait for 15 years
[SPEAKER_02]: Definitely the new guys that are coming out.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a lifestyle adjustment.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's, you know, and some just tap out.
[SPEAKER_02]: They can't take it the last little while and I'm like, hey, you know, I think I fall asleep like in an oil well or something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it doesn't have work.
[SPEAKER_02]: The work doesn't stop.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you don't have a chance to fall.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, because you're busy.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not like you're standing up watching something.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're like doing doing doing and my job is to make sure the guys don't fall asleep.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, yeah, how do you do that?
[SPEAKER_02]: You Well, not, not, uh, met, uh,
[SPEAKER_02]: It's definitely out of the realm of the real world.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't yell at people in the real world.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't throw stuff that people in the real world.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why do you?
[SPEAKER_02]: You do.
[SPEAKER_02]: You yell with your stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And get the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_02]: Grab that hammer.
[SPEAKER_02]: Go do this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Go do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are you?
[SPEAKER_02]: What are you if he's shit?
[SPEAKER_02]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Stop.
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you crying?
[SPEAKER_02]: it's it's all for life right now it's a different mentality and guys expect one not expected they accepted right you know because yeah you're just a bunch of guys in the little nowhere we have you're a danger and yeah constant danger like people's eyes just especially if you're careless and so we don't allow carelessness and laziness because it will get somebody hurt gets really killed and in landmen there are a few deaths
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't touch her.
[SPEAKER_07]: 911's your emergency.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, I'm at a drilling rig of county road 137.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got a white male and a 30's and his body's been crushed.
[SPEAKER_05]: Heralphail pipe.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is he breathing?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, ma'am.
[SPEAKER_02]: Have you witnessed anyone die on your watch?
[SPEAKER_02]: A couple guys over the years.
[SPEAKER_02]: Really?
[SPEAKER_02]: It was tragic incidents.
[SPEAKER_02]: A lot of times they were things that couldn't be avoided other times they could have been, you know, just people not taking care of themselves.
[SPEAKER_02]: heat is a big thing, you know, in Texas, it gets up to 110, 115 degrees, we're in these coveralls that worry at a layer of insulation so your body heat isn't releasing, and we're working 12-hour straight, you know, and I've seen a guy just he just fell, just fell dead on the spot, dropped out of the heat, he had a heat stroke and his, you know,
[SPEAKER_02]: part basically just came out and he was young guy, he was younger than me, he was in mid-30s.
[SPEAKER_02]: Other times there's been mechanical failures where a piece of machinery will come apart and someone's right next to him, you know, they get, they get in the line of fire.
[SPEAKER_08]: But there's also a tremendous upside to make his fracking gig.
[SPEAKER_08]: It pays really, really well.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am curious.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, normally I wouldn't ask this because it's rude, but God, I know so many other intimate details.
[SPEAKER_08]: Some people are not worried.
[SPEAKER_08]: How much money are you making?
[SPEAKER_08]: Like this past week where you did 100 hours OT over time.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's that weekly paycheck?
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like a $9,000 check.
[SPEAKER_08]: $9,000?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a lot of money.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is in Texas.
[SPEAKER_08]: In Texas.
[SPEAKER_08]: And yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Living in Texas in a lot of different Texas towns and municipalities.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a lot cheaper because A, I live in California, where we have a state tax.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Texas has no state tax.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, and the cost of living is a lot cheaper.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, $9,000 in one week.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you can live in a like, king out there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow man, that's off.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're a hard worker.
[SPEAKER_03]: And thank you for making time to talk to me today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Remember Mickey has a two week on one week off work schedule.
[SPEAKER_08]: So his handyman extra curriculars take place during his week off.
[SPEAKER_08]: But at this point, he's only had one call.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that one call turned into sex for money with a determined housewife very quickly.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, she knew exactly what she wanted out of the gates.
[SPEAKER_03]: It sounds like this was not her first rodeo.
[SPEAKER_03]: It probably wasn't, did she ever confess to you that she hits on Handyman all the time?
[SPEAKER_03]: She did not.
[SPEAKER_03]: We never had that discussion.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the way she just launched at you, she did.
[SPEAKER_11]: And like she must have done this before.
[SPEAKER_11]: It wasn't her first rodeo.
[SPEAKER_11]: It couldn't have been because she was quite bold and took me by surprise.
[SPEAKER_11]: I thought I was bold, you know, she was, she led the charge definitely.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when's the last time you heard from F***ing?
[SPEAKER_03]: I haven't heard for f***ing over a year.
[SPEAKER_03]: You think f*** would sit down for a podcast interview?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure if f***ing would.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, I would love to see f***s' house.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm a gay guy, but I'm curious about the boobs.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they were nice.
[SPEAKER_08]: And around this same time that Mickey's introduced to sex work, he's also introduced to sex sting.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't even know that was a thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: you know pictures in video now what you need to know it's a thing i i until that point i had never exchange naked pictures you know or so cell phones weren't a thing until i got married
[SPEAKER_03]: After I got married, I was married and you were committed to your wife and you did one year.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you didn't cheat.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you weren't like sexting anyone.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, and you weren't sexting your wife.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you didn't know sexting existed.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did not.
[SPEAKER_11]: I was, I was completely, you know, oblivious to, to that whole thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: What a fascinating how you are.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it went the other way pretty quickly once I realized that it was out there, but until that point, it didn't exist for me.
[SPEAKER_02]: So the first time, you know, I was asked for pictures, I was kind of
[SPEAKER_11]: almost self-conscious about it.
[SPEAKER_11]: And they're like, you know, I want to see your dick, send me a picture, you know, jerking off, and I was like, I was asking for a picture of your dick jerking off.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was the first one to ask.
[SPEAKER_08]: The woman who first hires Mickey as a handyman and makes a pass at him and pays him $200.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, so this is after you knew her.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: After you slept with her, how many times?
[SPEAKER_11]: Maybe three or four times.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's asking you to send a video of you jerking off to her.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he fell in love with that part of UFC.
[SPEAKER_11]: She did and she continuously, you know, commented on it until I finally realized, hey, maybe I got something that's that's not as average as I thought
[SPEAKER_11]: After I started sending pictures to me and then afterwards to others I can't remember which woman it
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, not not not not to be considered, but it got to be a blur, it's a blur.
[SPEAKER_11]: I've sent thousands of dick pics, you know, since that point.
[SPEAKER_11]: And one of them said, you know, I need to see if, you know, something to reference, put a bottle behind it, put a soda behind it.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I did, and the one that most likely,
[SPEAKER_11]: you know, configured to the thickness and the girth was a cocaine.
[SPEAKER_11]: You could barely see the outline of the cocaine behind my pot.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, fuck me is your first, and fuck you, clues you in that, hey, there's money to be made.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're lonely women everywhere in Midland.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's this dichotomy at play, where on the surface, all these women are church going, and on the up and up conservative, and we're in the Bible Belt, and but beneath the surface, while their husbands are working, hours at 100 hours a week or more, they're paying for sex.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, while their friends are at church, while their friends are at church.
[SPEAKER_03]: So did you introduce you to any of her friends or how who was your next encounter?
[SPEAKER_11]: My next encounter was another woman that called and I don't believe that they were associated, but she was very much in the kind of same arena as she had a big home, Anglo woman.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, maybe late 40s or early 50s took care of herself and have fake boobs.
[SPEAKER_11]: She had real boobs, which were nice, but she wasn't a friend of I wasn't that sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, I'm not sure because if you're a And you I want to share you with people say hey look Lucy call this guy, but don't tell my told you pretend you don't know me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just you know, don't give you good time and it could very well be because I could quote I could easily see these women going in the same church
[SPEAKER_03]: So this woman was not married?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, she was married as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she's home alone.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's home alone.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when she called you, do you remember what her name was?
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's funny.
[SPEAKER_11]: I remember easily.
[SPEAKER_11]: She was your first.
[SPEAKER_11]: She was my first.
[SPEAKER_11]: Next one I know started with C, maybe Kathy maybe Carol.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: See, we'll call her Kathy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kathy sounds good.
[SPEAKER_03]: So Kathy's your second and she calls you over for what?
[SPEAKER_11]: She said that there's areas in her kitchen that she can't reach.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's that was her reply to your ad.
[SPEAKER_03]: I need you to come over their areas in my kitchen quote, I cannot reach.
[SPEAKER_11]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_11]: And so I kind of had a general idea that this was not going to be a handyman job per se.
[SPEAKER_11]: And sure enough, it wasn't.
[SPEAKER_11]: So you go over there to Kathy.
[SPEAKER_11]: And what is her house?
[SPEAKER_11]: She's in a big house as well.
[SPEAKER_11]: She's in big house, and it's in a different neighborhood, but everywhere is kind of nearby.
[SPEAKER_11]: But it's a big home, not as gody, doesn't have the pillars, but definitely over a million
[SPEAKER_03]: How sure are you that sex is gonna happen?
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think there's somewhere in her kitchen she can't reach?
[SPEAKER_11]: Before I get there, I'm pretty sure that sex is gonna happen when I get there on positive.
[SPEAKER_02]: Cause she opens door and she's wearing her name.
[SPEAKER_11]: Ooh, yeah, she has this.
[SPEAKER_11]: She's clearly not wearing her bra.
[SPEAKER_11]: She's wearing a night and night gown type top and I'm pretty sure she's not wearing any underwear.
[SPEAKER_11]: And so she invites me in big smile.
[SPEAKER_11]: As soon as the door closes, she gives me a big hug and she gives you a hug.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, and you're a stranger.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm a stranger.
[SPEAKER_11]: We've never met.
[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, we've, we've, we've conversed back and forth a little bit before I got there.
[SPEAKER_11]: But yeah, this is the first time we're meeting.
[SPEAKER_11]: And immediately, you know, after the, the hug is a prolonged hug.
[SPEAKER_11]: I take my chance and I reach down and I start squeezing her ass.
[SPEAKER_11]: So you initiated this time I initiated it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at you catching on quick.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, you know, it helped but she answered the door half naked, something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she hugged you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you're feeling like do you feel her breasts on you?
[SPEAKER_03]: I do.
[SPEAKER_11]: And that turns you on immediately.
[SPEAKER_11]: And as soon as I squeeze her, I actually reach down and start stroking my cock through my jeans.
[SPEAKER_11]: And she could feel and she just eyes wide open kind of deal.
[SPEAKER_11]: She's like, ah.
[SPEAKER_11]: And so we kind of walk our way, kind of crab walk our way over to the living room area and she just gets on her knees and starts taking down my jeans and pulls up my car, come already rock hard because the squeeze and we're asking the kissing and she pulls it out.
[SPEAKER_11]: She starts second away.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does she say anything?
[SPEAKER_03]: Does she react to the size?
[SPEAKER_11]: There's no, there's no words.
[SPEAKER_11]: She just, you know, sounds kind of like ooze.
[SPEAKER_11]: and she just immediately started to one town and halfway through the blow job, she's like, oh, kind of, I love your fucking cock, it's fucking huge.
[SPEAKER_11]: And she stroking me, she's sucking me and, you know, that's actually the extent of the Kathy visit.
[SPEAKER_11]: She just wanted to blow you.
[SPEAKER_11]: She just wanted to blow me, and she did for quite a while.
[SPEAKER_11]: I can't remember the time, but it was going on an hour.
[SPEAKER_11]: an hour of blowing you yeah and you didn't finish that whole time yeah i hardly it's strange i have no idea why i can't i i i i don't know why but
[SPEAKER_11]: 90% of the time that I'm getting blown, I never come.
[SPEAKER_11]: Huh, it's, it's very rare that I do.
[SPEAKER_11]: They got to, they got to be some kind of fuckin' my stroke because, uh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that why Kathy kept going for an hour?
[SPEAKER_03]: She wanted you to finish and was she upset, offended?
[SPEAKER_03]: Wait.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know if she was upset about it, but she obviously kept an oint she wanted to get the fit in five reaction and so we started that with standing up, she wasn't on her knees in the living room and finally, you know, I got into her, I sat down because I was tired and I sat down on her couch and she continued and she kept an oint and going and then um
[SPEAKER_11]: She ended it because I guess time had elapsed.
[SPEAKER_11]: She had a time slot where I fit and that time was coming to an end.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't believe her jaw seized up.
[SPEAKER_08]: But here's the really interesting thing about this whole Kathy encounter in my mind anyway.
[SPEAKER_08]: She's Mickey's second ever sex client.
[SPEAKER_08]: And she somehow knows to hand him exactly $200 cash as he's leaving.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you never set a price for sex.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's whatever they feel like paying at the end.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Which is so, you know, fair.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, the way I see it, I'm having a great time, shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, most guys would be the ones paying.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: To be you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: In these scenarios.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but that's so like democratizing whatever you feel it's worth pay me and I think that's why I had such success.
[SPEAKER_08]: In fact, the vast majority of housewives who go on to hire Mickey for sex somehow know to hand him exactly $200 cash at the conclusion of his visit, even though no price is ever discussed.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's why I think that woman told a bunch of people or she told who told to it's like that Vio 5 commercial from the 80s then she told someone and she told some it was actually a Fabrizia champ who commercial from the 80s starring Heather Locklear
[SPEAKER_00]: and you'll tell your friends about it and they'll tell their friends and so on and so on.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you're not asking for money, how do they all give you the same amount on the last someone gave them a heads up like, hey, it's 200 bucks and Mickey is happy to take 200 bucks, whether his sessions last 45 minutes an hour or longer.
[SPEAKER_11]: There's, there's been sometimes that it's multiple hours.
[SPEAKER_11]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_11]: Multiple hours.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think the longest blow job ever got was something like six hours.
[SPEAKER_11]: Six hours?
[SPEAKER_11]: I was exhausted.
[SPEAKER_11]: I had to call it quit because I was, I was, I was literally chained and sore and it's like this, this no longer is pleasurable.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now it hurts you, you've been sucking my cock for the last six hours.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, I have what you call it.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I guess they've never seen anything like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Apparently not and and they may be things I may never have this again, so let me work on it the next six hours I've learned that it has a dizzying effect on some people Like a super power you have it is and like big cockman big cockman Totally going where no man has gone before I wish I could do a superhero look at my super hero and then you wouldn't have an S on your chest You'd have to let the number 8.5
[SPEAKER_09]: with a star, with a star.
[SPEAKER_09]: Big cockman, deeper, thicker and longer less.
[SPEAKER_08]: At this point, Mickey's had two clients total, that first woman, and then the very next day, the second woman, Kathy, who answers the door, half naked, and somehow knows to give Mickey exactly $200 cash at the end, without him asking, or even setting a price.
[SPEAKER_08]: How many times did you see Kathy?
[SPEAKER_03]: I always thought Kathy two times after that first time.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so three times total, three times all three times she just wants to blow you.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, the second time we had sex, you know, it started with blowing, but after that she same thing is last time, she answered door revealingly.
[SPEAKER_11]: We went immediately to the living room and she started blowing me and
[SPEAKER_11]: Maybe 30 minutes into the blow job.
[SPEAKER_11]: She decided, you know, she wanted to get fucked.
[SPEAKER_11]: And she said, will you?
[SPEAKER_11]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_11]: And so she bent over for me on the couch over the edge of the couch.
[SPEAKER_11]: And we fucked all your style for a while.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then she blew me after that to finish up.
[SPEAKER_11]: And the third time, which was the last time I didn't realize that the time it was the last time.
[SPEAKER_11]: It was just a blow job again.
[SPEAKER_11]: I never called you again.
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I don't know what happened, and I never, I made it a point after I kind of started, you know, having a little clientele, I guess, a little hero of women that would call me in Midland, in Midland, that I would never initiate.
[SPEAKER_11]: the phone calls or reaching out, you know, because I realized I was divorced at the time, but they were not almost every single person was attached, you know, and I understood the need for discretion, and I was going to cause any problems in their life.
[SPEAKER_11]: I sure is helped.
[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't want a Billy Bob chase me in the town with a shotgun kind of deal, so I always left it up to them to be the one reaching out.
[SPEAKER_02]: and after that third time for whatever reason, Kathy didn't reach out again.
[SPEAKER_11]: Whether her husband got wise to it, or maybe neighbors, you know, maybe she felt guilty.
[SPEAKER_11]: Could be, you know, any, all the above, who knows, let, she didn't reach out again.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I didn't reach out and we kind of lost touch after that.
[SPEAKER_11]: But at that point, I started getting, you know, a lot of other handyman calls.
[SPEAKER_03]: So let me ask you percentages.
[SPEAKER_03]: Out of all the calls you get for handymen work, how many end up in sex?
[SPEAKER_03]: 75%.
[SPEAKER_08]: 75%.
[SPEAKER_03]: So 25% are actual jobs and what kinds of jobs are these?
[SPEAKER_11]: Our jobs, my door doesn't close.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have to change the hinges out.
[SPEAKER_11]: Or there's a hole in my wall and need drywall repair or this bathroom needs painting.
[SPEAKER_11]: Those kind of things.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thank God, you know how to do all those things.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, and I have all the tools.
[SPEAKER_02]: fully prepared to do hand-in-man work, whatever, you know, they actually want the work, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: And sometimes there's a mesh.
[SPEAKER_11]: Sometimes they want the work and have sex.
[SPEAKER_11]: Ooh, yeah, it's like, hey, I have to have a reason that I could tell my significant other that I spent this much money, so it fixes and then fuck me.
[SPEAKER_11]: Or fuck me, and then fix, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, happens to me all the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you've been doing this work for five years.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you had to put a number on it, how many women have hired you as a handyman, quote-unquote, and then ended up paying you for sex?
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, it's funny because growing up, guys always have a number, they know how many, I don't.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's not many.
[SPEAKER_11]: It is like a lost count.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I never really started counting.
[SPEAKER_11]: You know, it's...
[SPEAKER_11]: I have no idea, but it's it's it's it's hundreds.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, is it thousands?
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think thousands.
[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, no, I don't think thousands.
[SPEAKER_08]: And shockingly, out of all those women, a surprising number want Mickey to record them having sex with him.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just amazed that they would ask you to film them, like, I would say 10% asker, because I never, I never tape on my own.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't use them for, I mean, who will would you use them for?
[SPEAKER_08]: Out of like the hundreds of women who've hired you, in Midland.
[SPEAKER_08]: Only 10% want you to film them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they've requested.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've only done it when they've requested.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can I see some of those pictures and videos do you still have them on your phone?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm gonna pull some up here.
[SPEAKER_02]: I had a lot more, but do you delete them when you got a new phone?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I lost my phone inside of a well.
[SPEAKER_03]: Deep in the earth, so your phone is somewhere in a well.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I covered an oil, I imagine.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you know, unfortunately, I was at work and I,
[SPEAKER_02]: steeply headed in my pocket and it wasn't locked down and it slipped into a pit of oil and grease and fractures like we like to say in the fractures.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's fractures like a remnants of all all the stuff you're shooting to exactly fractures Yeah, that's my new email password fractures 26
[SPEAKER_08]: So I'm watching Mickey, he's scrolling through his phone and he starts some of the most interesting pictures and videos, but here we go, okay, oh wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: So ooh.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm watching a video now of Mickey's face buried deep between the legs of some random wealthy West Texas housewife.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you have no qualms about going down on a water.
[SPEAKER_02]: You enjoy that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I enjoy them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Obviously, you can see right there.
[SPEAKER_02]: She does too.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, you are going to town.
[SPEAKER_08]: And as the minutes pass,
[SPEAKER_08]: you've been down there a long time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, do you come up for air at some point?
[SPEAKER_08]: I've got a snorkel down there.
[SPEAKER_08]: It looks like it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: Scrolling through Mickey's phone is hands down the most fascinatingly unique experience of my entire life.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can't make out any faces, except for Mickey's.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just a lot of body parts and bones.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is another woman, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: This is a different woman.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a different one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not only are you going downtown, but you're also making a stop-off at the 7-11.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's both front and back.
[SPEAKER_08]: Front and back full service.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh yeah.
[UNKNOWN]: And Mickey.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow, so I'm looking at, I mean, you know, because I, some people can be squeamish.
[SPEAKER_08]: She is on all fours.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you are going back and forth from her vagina to her anus.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you are just having lunch.
[SPEAKER_08]: It looks like you're really getting in there.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's funny, it's one of those taboo things that, oh no, I would never until, yeah, I'm there and they're like, yeah, don't ever stop.
[SPEAKER_08]: And women are normally very squeamish about the anal area.
[SPEAKER_03]: Was this woman, like, did she want you to?
[SPEAKER_03]: None of them are after.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, at first, you know, it was like, oh no, that's something I would never do or something that's, you know, none of my list, my checklist of things I wanna try
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, you're there and are you got to do that tongue couple inches south of it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, dude.
[SPEAKER_02]: All the sudden it's on the top to do list after that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And for the most part, Mickey makes all of these wealthy West Texas housewives happy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Very happy.
[SPEAKER_08]: They all hire him a bunch of times and everything is going great.
[SPEAKER_08]: Then suddenly,
[SPEAKER_08]: One of these well-heeled West Texas married women wants making to do something that can get him in a lot of trouble.
[SPEAKER_02]: This woman wanted me a puncher in the head and I was like, I wanted you to punch her in the head and the head.
[SPEAKER_02]: She's like punched me in the back of the head.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's next time on the handyman of West Texas.
[SPEAKER_02]: Everyone has their different kings, different things that turned them on.
[SPEAKER_02]: But several women have wanted to be hurt, you know, hurt how.
[SPEAKER_06]: Give the right from being silent.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, this next episode is going to blow your mind.
[SPEAKER_08]: It blew mine.
[SPEAKER_08]: In the meantime, if you have any questions you want me to ask Mickey, any kind of questions at all, go to my website, JonathanWalton.com and send them to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mickey will answer your questions in an upcoming episode.
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