[SPEAKER_00]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and you are listening to PsychoBabble.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This week we discussed Hello Fresh's Doosh Friendly Pride Campaign, the delivery robots in the Pride Parade, my review of Scary Movie Six, plus how RuPaul and paint grandpa are getting along on my Tomadachi Life Island.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, and happy Pride Month!
[SPEAKER_01]: You are loving Pride Month.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you feeling proud of this month?
[SPEAKER_00]: We are sashing into deals.
[SPEAKER_00]: Would you sashing into two great lazy boy chairs?
[SPEAKER_00]: I would.
[SPEAKER_00]: When is lazy boy gonna embrace their gay fans?
[SPEAKER_01]: When is lazy boy gonna have lazy girl?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, lazy lady lazy lady lazy lady lazy lady lazy lady lazy thems.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what I think lazy Maybe it's lazy girl summer.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's lazy girl summer and we're all just laying in a oops all lazy girls
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, uh, if you walked into a room and it was all lazy girls, yeah, I think I would fit right in.
[SPEAKER_00]: How would you feel?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like I could take a load off.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, I gave this sit down and throw my pigs up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, okay, so I want to see a movie as a class, as one says, and you know, I hate to be the grandfather, but we we've lost the plot on etiquette.
[SPEAKER_00]: I even, I think it's crazy to put your feet up on the, on the seat in front of you.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you know what, even if it's a little empty of a theater, it's kind of like, put your feet down.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's something my mom would do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, feet out the window on the highway.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, girl, put the, put the pigs away.
[SPEAKER_01]: What kind of theater are you going to without full of a cleaner chairs?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, not everyone has the luxury.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, not everyone has the ability though.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's some stamps member you are.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think you're with this six and and they had the they had the recliner with the the machine recliner.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ooh, I felt she guess I was in the back row.
[SPEAKER_00]: What's a machine recliner?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know, in in the seat where it has the buttons that's like, oh, baby, but you're like, so I only go to theaters that have that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know the last time I went to a theater that didn't.
[SPEAKER_00]: I felt like a real lazy girl, a scary movie six.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just kidding.
[SPEAKER_01]: I too saw a movie last night, and not only did it not have, we're climbing chairs, but it barely even had angular flooring.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I know what that means like like it like it felt like we were all sitting on a flat floor, you know, so like if there's someone in front of you to stall yes, I went to it the other recently like that and I was kind of like grow what in the hell I was a little nervous no bueno it was like a box
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so there I was at the Tribeca Film Festival.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh, okay, okay, so she's cultured.
[SPEAKER_01]: You ever just hear things like Tribeca Film Festival and you really think it's something and then it's just, and then it's just you and the basement of a movie theater watching the Sarah Burrellist documentary.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh, I didn't even know there was one.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did see her new single was released, and I did put it in my new music playlist.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you're welcome.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: We need the streams.
[SPEAKER_01]: I, she did, she did a little, she did a little documentary making of the album.
[SPEAKER_01]: She made it into a movie produced by Pink.
[SPEAKER_01]: love pink.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it was about the making of the new album.
[SPEAKER_01]: So then she showed the movie three different times here in New York as part of Tribeca.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I went, obviously, although I went to like the screening in the basement at a normal movie theater.
[SPEAKER_01]: Instead of the one where she sang songs from the album afterward.
[SPEAKER_01]: But
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: She wasn't there.
[SPEAKER_01]: She wasn't there for the third screening.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think she only went to the first Which now makes sense as to why when I was buying the tickets that the premiere was much more expensive than the ones I bought But I will say very excited for the album sob sob through the entire documentary Okay, what's glad I went
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, good.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was not glad I went to scary movie.
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, if I know one thing about you, it's that you love the scary movies.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like you get kicked back from promoting them.
[SPEAKER_00]: a kickback.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, undercover brand deal.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was honestly, it was I guess a fun time if you like that kind of thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: But why do you, you like that kind of thing?
[SPEAKER_00]: It was a little like punching,
[SPEAKER_00]: It didn't I don't think much of the the humor lands these days.
[SPEAKER_00]: It gives me a little call me crazy, but it was a little homophobic sometimes.
[SPEAKER_00]: They do say the R word type of movie.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I just rewatched season, I don't know, five and eight of big brother.
[SPEAKER_00]: And they really just let it rip with the R word and it gags me every time.
[SPEAKER_00]: My jaw drops.
[SPEAKER_00]: They just say it willy nilly, not even on the live feeds.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just, and they keep it edited in.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Times are different than the early odds.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it, it slapped me across the face every time and evil dick really loved to say it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I, during the pandemic, we had tried to rewatch Janelle's first season, and I, I do feel like how he was saying it quite a bit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that sounds about right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm, I, I was gagged and gouped for Dickinson y'all.
[SPEAKER_00]: The best ever to do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's an entire life.
[SPEAKER_00]: tell me about scary will be six at how they wrong do you know it was it was there were a couple laughs there were actually a bunch of laughs and I did take an edible beforehand I think there's no other way to do it like it was it you really needed to accept it was gonna be you don't walk into it wanting high art high-end art or plot or
[SPEAKER_00]: May I, okay, are you going to see it now based on your review, here's here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: All the time, I don't want to keep you from seeing it.
[SPEAKER_00]: If this is your judge, I don't want to get you from seeing it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe I've seen maybe the first one.
[SPEAKER_01]: So in my head, I was like maybe I'll watch the others and then I like looked it up online to find it streaming and I was like there's five of these.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought I could maybe watch two and I thought maybe it was the third.
[SPEAKER_00]: So apparently a few in the middle they changed directors and you know, I didn't know a lot of this until there was a very meta scene in the scary movie six where all the main characters from scary movie one, you know, like Brenda and it's saddera they're all
[SPEAKER_00]: talking about who was in the scary movie three and four and what happened with the casting and they were kind of working it out on the remix a little bit and they were like they were they were the Wayne's brothers were talking about it with them and they were like how dare you come back for the the sequel when the directors changed and they didn't include us and then the women were like yeah but they paid us a lot and that's like working it out in the plot in the script and I was
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, so I don't think you need to see the previous ones plot-wise, it will help to have seen scary movies.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have such my not these scary movies, but like, yeah, horror films.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this was always my, my, my curry is so curious about why you liked these films, because I always thought they reference scary movies, which I'm usually in the know and aware of, as a scary movie kind of sewer.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like I'll get the references.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe you're only going to get the monkey reference.
[SPEAKER_00]: There was no monkey reference.
[SPEAKER_00]: They did go in and go hog wild.
[SPEAKER_00]: They got a lot of their little, you know, jokes in, but it felt like um, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did they split long legs?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I didn't get that part.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, what did you see long legs?
[SPEAKER_00]: He goes, I've never even heard of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, well, yeah, there's a lot that like, okay, if you don't see something, you'll just kind of for at least five minutes of the movie be like, hey.
[SPEAKER_00]: And some of the references, they were like, we really want to squeeze this in.
[SPEAKER_00]: So let's just do a dream montage.
[SPEAKER_00]: No relation to the plot.
[SPEAKER_00]: Or like there will be a TV in the room.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you'll see on the TV, they'll have green screen, like a little mini commercial.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then they'll cut to that commercial.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, oh, they just really wanted to do a little skit in the middle.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, okay, I guess.
[SPEAKER_00]: I dream within a dream.
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, I dream within a dream.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if I'm going to see it.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of movies coming out that I do want to see.
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's like, it's just getting pushed down the list.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then I read some article last week that was like, pre-pins, I make movies had to be in the theaters for 90 days before they were allowed to go on streaming.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they said these days nowadays, it's like 17 days.
[SPEAKER_01]: They only keep movies in theaters.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just say you don't have to see it in theaters this you know you know I love to watch a movie on a plane and then give it one or two stars on letter box
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to think if there was any new to the, well, you know, it's, it always stuck with me that one scene and scary movie too with the dick through the head.
[SPEAKER_01]: Jada Pinkett Smith with a dick, right, right, right.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember if there was any of that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you know what, I do recall, there was a, I did see full frontal was a prosthetic or full frontal.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, actually, and there are a couple of frontels of all genders, and it got on necessarily a little bit, maybe even a lot homophobic, transphobic, jokes that like they would write for scary movie one, and maybe middle schoolers would laugh at it, but it just
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, it just was not really the moment for me.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was kind of like, okay, well, a couple of times I had to look over and say, okay, your humor has elevated.
[SPEAKER_00]: and there's has not.
[SPEAKER_00]: There was a lot that was just non-sensical.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just, for example, and I'm not going to, this is no spoilers, but they do reference the substance.
[SPEAKER_00]: And there's a moment where the character crawls out of themselves, okay, like in the substance.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: But for some reason, for no reason explained whatsoever, I can't, I don't want to spoil who crawls out of them, but a different character, just for the gag of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And they're holding the Epstein files.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, why?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, it just was kind of like, they wanted to have, it made no sense whatsoever.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, okay, why?
[SPEAKER_00]: Why?
[SPEAKER_00]: Many times I asked why, very rarely I got the answer.
[SPEAKER_00]: But, um,
[SPEAKER_01]: uh... it was a fun flick for the whole family i would say i would not go see it again it was not it was barely fun uh... okay then i will then i will put prioritize the the the steven spielberg space movie al prioritize toy storey five listen and you know i'm i'm uh... famously a toy storey four hater so the fact that i'm gonna see five
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, are you seated and seated for redacted on the soundtrack?
[SPEAKER_01]: I skimmed her a little song on new music Friday when that came out, but there were other songs I was enjoying more of that day.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well, shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Word.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you gonna try Tom Brady's good nut?
[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, I saw that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ever, everyone's saying he's gay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Happy Pride Month to Tom Brady, only.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, what a month to release a coconut water brand called Good Nuts.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it homophobic?
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it, is it, is it?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's free people can enjoy a good nut, too.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I saw, you know those, you know those types of content that you used to be YouTube videos and it's like, they'll sit across from each other and interview each other.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's very like budged, feed, ask.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes there's like a button between people.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Who makes those?
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, I saw this one with this straight couple and they had to like reveal a secret
[SPEAKER_01]: He was all my biggest secret that is that I've used a glory hole, and his girlfriend was all, he's like, I told you about this, so he's telling the story.
[SPEAKER_01]: And there's no way it wasn't a man.
[SPEAKER_01]: He was all he was all.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she really wanted me to come over.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was a sheet set up.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, maybe There's people who do that and Well, you know what there's also women who do that so how dare you?
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't know what's behind the bed
[SPEAKER_01]: He was all I and he was like my friends all tell me it was it was a guy But I'm 99% sure it was a woman and then he's all I was like I'll give him 99% of man 1% of woman and then he ends with Yeah, she reimbursed my guests come over and do it and that that's when I knew it was a man
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't know her needs.
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't know how she The good nutty pride nut to that guy and his good What he doesn't know won't hurt on my gas.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I hope he enjoyed it Yes, it was a good nut.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a spectrum
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure, a mouth some mouth some mouth some mouth any holes at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, are you celebrating pride month with hello fresh?
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what no, but I did see hello fresh as pride campaign something about hey bottoms stop eating and if you need to eat I I saw all the gays reposting it
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: It made me feel uncomfortable.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I think, I think, unfortunately, it is that deep.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like a lot of people will be like, is this not what we want to feel like in Clue Dan or whatever?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, okay, I understand.
[SPEAKER_00]: There is somewhere in between,
[SPEAKER_00]: a brand telling me, hey, bottom, don't eat this month.
[SPEAKER_00]: You fat fuck you, you shit on a dick bitch and happy pride and sashay into a deal.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's something between that and like fuck the gaze.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's gotta be a happy medium.
[SPEAKER_01]: For me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't, yeah, I kind of agree.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I don't know the like talking about not eating during Pride month.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't, I didn't first think of bottoming for that purpose of not eating, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: So it's just, I think the message got a little muddy, a little muddy, got a little...
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, I guess the joke is that they have foods.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's not a joke.
[SPEAKER_00]: But they're saying they have foods.
[SPEAKER_00]: They have high fives.
[SPEAKER_01]: Session into a high fiber recipe.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Session into a high fiber recipe today.
[SPEAKER_00]: For clearing out your whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I guess that's like,
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not the worst thing that could have happened, but it did feel a little um, crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: I felt crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, this is crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's just, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think the debate goes back forever about like brands who slap a rainbow on shit for Pride Month, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: Or do a post like this for attention during Pride Month?
[SPEAKER_01]: who aren't allies year round and it's like, I work, what that woman say, I work in queer media.
[SPEAKER_01]: I work in queer media at like the number of brands that have pulled all advertising from queer media, not just during Pride Month, but year round because of the Trump campaign.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's like now we need to pay attention a little bit more to those people who are actually still
[SPEAKER_01]: doing stuff, it's such a weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: OK, yes, that's a weird fine line of right.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a difference between like advertising during June with a snarky copy.
[SPEAKER_00]: And actually doing something tangible and saying 10% of all proceeds from this, exactly, fresh orders are going toward blank.
[SPEAKER_00]: Put your money where your mouth is a little bit.
[SPEAKER_00]: For reference, I feel like there are people that don't know what we're even talking about for the hell of wrestling.
[SPEAKER_00]: They put out a post that says, quote, a fish statement, official statement.
[SPEAKER_00]: We know eating isn't always a top priority this month.
[SPEAKER_00]: We respect that.
[SPEAKER_00]: But for those of you who are dot, dot, dot, prepping, we have an extensive lineup of high fiber recipes available.
[SPEAKER_00]: Happy pride.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so I get it, and it is definitely applicable to their own brand.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not a stretch, it does feel a little lack of any type of substantial ally ship other than we see you butt fuckers, and you can spend money on us.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so here's your bottoms up as your coupon code.
[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of people were interpreting it as pro-eating disorder, that's language.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's how I read it first.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, not sorry, like that's literally like don't open this sentence with we know eating, to what you're talking to gay men and people in general now who just have like body image issues because of the world we live in and how
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything's shoved down our face.
[SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_00]: And we teach bottoms to shrink themselves.
[SPEAKER_00]: We teach bottoms to eat ice for dinner.
[SPEAKER_00]: Meanwhile, their top is over there having a wet burrito.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's like, no, let shit on his dick.
[SPEAKER_00]: Paint the shade, muddy the waters, muddy the waters.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay?
[SPEAKER_00]: Who cares?
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, oh my god.
[SPEAKER_00]: So do you know the game Tomadachi life?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I know, but I feel like I saw you making a Tammy Brown character.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it has first of all, it has nothing to do with Tomagachi, which I had was a big hill for me to get over.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like I was like, I just couldn't fathom that what do you mean there's Tomadachi life and not, and it has nothing to do with Tomagachi, but okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tomadachi life is kind of like animal crossing, but you make your own villagers.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you can make customize them in any way you want, like to visually be in personality-wise.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is this on a game or on a computer?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's on switch.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you're basically making me's.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you ever make a me on a we?
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a millennial.
[SPEAKER_00]: I never made a me on a Wii.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I'm an elder.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a geriatric millennial.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know, did you ever make a me of me on your Wii?
[SPEAKER_00]: Certainly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, sometimes, sometimes,
[SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes we would get stoned and we would make a bunch of mees so that you could fight on super smash brothers and then we would put them all on level hard.
[SPEAKER_01]: We would add eight computers to the game and then we would watch the eight battle and we would place bets.
[SPEAKER_01]: And we would let the AI fight each other.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you just sit there, like, Caesar and give your thumbs up or thumbs down for the war.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was very like when you know if you see those TikToks with the marbles rolling.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I love those.
[SPEAKER_00]: And they're all placed your place, your bets.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Tomadachi life, you can make whoever you want, you can do whatever you blah blah blah blah.
[SPEAKER_00]: So every day that I play, I add a new anybody.
[SPEAKER_00]: So far we've added RuPaul, season 10 episode four.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've, that's the face Keene.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you add me?
[SPEAKER_00]: Not yet and people have been learning it.
[SPEAKER_00]: People have been clamoring, well, you know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: I've realized I have got too many men.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I need to prioritize adding some women.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I've made Rupal and Tammy Brown.
[SPEAKER_00]: How many can you make?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, the limit does not exist.
[SPEAKER_00]: So every day I make a new one and I add them to the event.
[SPEAKER_01]: They even have homes or are they all just experiencing homes while they're walking around your island.
[SPEAKER_00]: They have homes.
[SPEAKER_00]: They can live with each other.
[SPEAKER_00]: They interact with each other.
[SPEAKER_00]: So they'll ask like, oh, I really want to meet so and so.
[SPEAKER_00]: What should I bring up in some time?
[SPEAKER_00]: In conversation is good, sometimes it's not.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's uncensored.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you could put anal.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, Rupal on my island wanted some paint grandpa.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so she said, what something we have in common that I could bring up that he would like for me to bring up.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you said, fracking.
[SPEAKER_00]: I said no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, okay, separately, RuPaul did want to meet my mucinex woman.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so, I said fracking, because I think they would have fracking in common and they hit it off.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, with paint grandpa, I said painting on the trade.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I thought, okay, maybe they can really relate about that.
[SPEAKER_00]: And maybe even paint grandpa can share a story about when he paints it on the trade or whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: And yeah, so you can see them develop their relationships.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tammy Brown has fallen in love with Gollum on my island.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so things are getting crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dang, I guess I'll have to brainstorm some other people for you to add.
[SPEAKER_00]: Please do, because my list is long.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jojo Siwa is coming.
[SPEAKER_01]: You need to all you need women.
[SPEAKER_01]: You need women.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so I was thinking windy Williams in the God warrior.
[SPEAKER_01]: You need women with massive mommy milkers.
[SPEAKER_01]: Abby Lee Miller.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, maybe, ooh, Abby Lee Miller.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Abby Lee Miller.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was going to do ple- ple-key?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that his name from- you- you name things that I just don't even know anything about.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that alien from, um, Lilo and Stitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, what- with the one eye, you think I've ever seen Lilo and Stitch?
[SPEAKER_00]: Ah, okay, so I was also thinking, um, I did Malsy, but a lot of people were like, who's Malsy, you know?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know sometimes you go too far.
[SPEAKER_00]: Too far.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I salad fingers is on my list.
[SPEAKER_00]: So if you have any suggestions of who should join the island, I'm all ears, thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean too far?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you've got too far.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, speaking of aliens.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you hear about that Brazil psychic?
[SPEAKER_01]: girl, no, what, who she's well, first of all, they're saying they're saying a lot of UFOs going down in Brazil right now, but this this Brazil Psychic says 700 people will be abducted from a sporting event in Florida before the end of the month.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, okay, do you want to buy some tickets?
[SPEAKER_00]: You want to go some places?
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, what sport are we thinking?
[SPEAKER_00]: Saturn is happening right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: A lot of people are talking about a soccer right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if there's any world cup games in Florida.
[SPEAKER_01]: World cup is happening.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's baseball season.
[SPEAKER_01]: I believe so.
[SPEAKER_01]: Or we don't have to go to a baseball game in Florida.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing sounds worse.
[SPEAKER_00]: It could be NASCAR.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a sport these days.
[SPEAKER_00]: People are saying.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's for us, it's
[SPEAKER_00]: Arby's pranks.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, but that sounds right up my alley.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, I'm, I'm in kind to believe it's not real, though.
[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever it could possibly be, uh, your chances days are hiring.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, this will be funny in their stores.
[SPEAKER_01]: Baby, this is, this is publicity.
[SPEAKER_01]: Arby's does not want, let me tell you.
[SPEAKER_00]: What happened?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like people at like a health spa and and families and husbands and wives and the one I saw this woman walking around going Oh, one of the clients is ordering lunch for us on Thursday So can you text me your order that they're all like yeah, yeah, she's like yeah, she's picking up our bees and the looks on these people
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay, so it's always that prank, it's always the reveal the joke is always Arby's the Yes, they're always revealing they're saying ham gonna order dinner.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you want and then they're saying Arby's and then the people the people's faces are not wanting Arby's the people I saw this one of the husband and wife of the husband goes I don't think where Arby's people
[SPEAKER_00]: That's crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: This is this is I think this is a planted smear campaign Who in the right mind would have it out for RB some type of a and w or something like something a lateral punch It's not punching up or down.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who's punching over?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a and w. It's sonic KFC
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, it's wrong.
[SPEAKER_00]: If somebody tried this prank, I mean, bitch the way my eyes would lie.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, uh, yeah, you love horsey sauce.
[SPEAKER_01]: One thing I know about you, you fuck with horsey sauce and a curly fry.
[SPEAKER_00]: I actually don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: I do like, RB sauce.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like horses, so maybe that's what I was thinking.
[SPEAKER_00]: A curly fry for sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you know what, um, a beef and shatter.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just don't like how, oh, you worked there, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you meet the big oven, man?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, and I think he's kind of problematic.
[SPEAKER_00]: I retired?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_00]: He got canceled.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why?
[SPEAKER_00]: The myth.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mitt girl?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if he has a name.
[SPEAKER_01]: Barbies.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ooh, you know, the Arby's oven Mitch should come to my Tomatachi island.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, it's time to hear it.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's your right.
[SPEAKER_01]: The oven mitt guy was retired in 2005.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, damn.
[SPEAKER_00]: So what's he doing now?
[SPEAKER_00]: Where is he now?
[SPEAKER_00]: He's he relaxing, he's raising a family, little mitts.
[SPEAKER_00]: little mitts.
[SPEAKER_00]: His eyes weren't right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, that's rude.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm thinking that hamburger helper glove.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think the hamburger helper glove and the RB's oven mitt ever fucked?
[SPEAKER_00]: High-five's or held each other?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, do you think that does the hamburger helper hand have control of all of its fingers in the mitt just has like the thumb in the and then the cluster?
[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of like toe socks and regular socks.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't really, they can't really hug.
[SPEAKER_00]: or could they?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you could go.
[SPEAKER_00]: You could do a little, you could scissor.
[SPEAKER_00]: The to-sox can grip the non-to-sox.
[SPEAKER_00]: The glove, the finger gloves can grasp the, the non-finger gloves.
[SPEAKER_01]: Have I sent you a video of me clapping my feet?
[SPEAKER_00]: Honey.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've got too many of those.
[SPEAKER_00]: My, please, my, my storage is full.
[SPEAKER_00]: No more.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, you've sent me enough of them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Can you make their critters on your, Toma patchy?
[SPEAKER_00]: What was it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Toma dodgy, Toma dodgy, I don't think I've control of their feet.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, can they be barefoot?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, not you downloading in immediately a free can you have a fucking free can you give a big old hoops?
[SPEAKER_00]: Can you adjust the size their feet can you give a bit you cannot change you cannot change their feet You can you can only change neck up and then they're height and they're width Can you give them a third
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yes, yes, yeah, I do it's kind of fun though because for example, last night we made the mucinx woman and it's like, okay, I actually don't know much about her.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me do some deep dive research.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so we watched 12 minutes of commercials.
[SPEAKER_00]: We tried to get her back story.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the only time she was reference.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is the mucinex woman the person in the commercial who's sick or is it one of the like green mucinex blobs that's like I am so glad you asked okay so Mr. Mucus is the original Blah mascot mascot of of mucinex he is a blob of mucus he has a lot of jobs he seems like he's either a new Yorker Maybe New Jersey turn like I don't know I'm from New York
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_00]: So you might know him.
[SPEAKER_00]: You might have seen him.
[SPEAKER_00]: You might run into him.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's good for you to be acquainted at the very least.
[SPEAKER_00]: He has a wife.
[SPEAKER_00]: He has an extended family.
[SPEAKER_00]: In some commercials, they have parties.
[SPEAKER_00]: Often she has maracas.
[SPEAKER_00]: They like to, they have children.
[SPEAKER_00]: She never has a name referenced.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know if she's always been a Mrs. Mucas.
[SPEAKER_00]: If they're both last name Mucas.
[SPEAKER_00]: If it's
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know really what's going on there, but she is reference as Mrs. Mucus and I did do some research.
[SPEAKER_00]: I found an ad-week article from 2005 where she debuted, so I was able to get her origin a little bit closer.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she's a lady.
[SPEAKER_00]: She vacuums, she mobs, and she hates.
[SPEAKER_00]: to get sucked out of the nose with mucinex.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it happens, damn, yeah, anyway.
[SPEAKER_00]: So maybe I need, well, I was thinking I do want to make the eyelash might character.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, yes, let's ease.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I want them, no, not let's ease, not let's ease, honey.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, does let's ease have a mascot?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm talking about the eyelash might.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, about the eyelash mites?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, they live in between the threads.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, anyway, there's a medicine for it and in their commercials, anyway.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I think she would get along with the mucinex woman.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna, she's on the list.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to tell more women's stories so I'm getting, you know, the mucinex woman that got invited.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's et cetera.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I did you should get the game.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would love to see who you make.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know I like to make.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, for pride.
[SPEAKER_00]: For making during pride.
[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, things are crazy here on New York.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it a big game?
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you do anything for Pride?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wait, did you win your Nixon 5?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, we're recording this well before Game 5 is played, but by the time the episode comes out, the Nixon could have won in 5.
[SPEAKER_01]: I will say, I spoke last week about how people who say Nixon 4 shouldn't be able to just start saying Nixon 5, and unfortunately they have.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I could fuck with Nixon 6 because it's got a nice little rhyme with it, but at this point I just want us to win the trophy and for it to all to be done.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, me too.
[SPEAKER_00]: Me too, actually.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, you keep me posted.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you going to celebrate?
[SPEAKER_00]: If, if you win this, no, I would ever.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to break down a sign.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've been avoiding the areas where the people are.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have, there's a parade.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've probably be a parade.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm probably not going to go to the parade.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll probably keep avoiding.
[SPEAKER_01]: You asked if I'm celebrating pride.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
[SPEAKER_01]: it's it's a busy month.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to try to go to Brooklyn pride because because I'm moving the weekend of actual pride and that got to go to Michigan for my mom's birthday and it's just a busy month.
[SPEAKER_01]: Straight people planning things and during pride month is a hate crime.
[SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I went to the the pride parade and I never really go to the pride parade anymore because it's like wake up on a Sunday and you know I've seen it and anyway I went this year at a friend in town.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, are you going to go?
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's go see it.
[SPEAKER_00]: So we went up the street.
[SPEAKER_00]: We watched the parade.
[SPEAKER_00]: There was
[SPEAKER_00]: An entire fleet of delivery robots with rainbows on them walking, not rolling in the pride parade, and everyone was cheering, and I thought, this is the end.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Slap a rainbow on it and take all the jobs.
[SPEAKER_00]: The robots are here.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's over.
[SPEAKER_01]: All those people worried about immigrants stealing their jobs have nothing to say about AI stealing their jobs, which is crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it is, that's interesting to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: That is interesting to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see the, did you see one of those walking robots at Roundhouse kicked a kid in the face?
[SPEAKER_00]: I did see that.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you know what, if that's what it takes for us to second guess, you know, keep in the robots around so be it.
[SPEAKER_00]: The child was, it was a worthy sacrifice.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is he good?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a child.
[SPEAKER_00]: Good.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was a AI.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was probably AI.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it was real.
[SPEAKER_00]: The child was real.
[SPEAKER_00]: The robot was real.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're a child.
[SPEAKER_00]: the roundhouse kick was real and you're a pimply face bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: What is she?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I don't think a robot really needs to wind up like a hitman Lee.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of like certainly can't just thrust the leg.
[SPEAKER_00]: I do think you got a wind up in spin it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to take a lot for me not to push one of those over the first time I see it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, people say how we look and want to treat robots is indicative of how we treat humans.
[SPEAKER_00]: Our most disenfranchised.
[SPEAKER_01]: But you tease an animal.
[SPEAKER_00]: You ever tease a robot, Woodja?
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I would.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to throw a blanket on top of a delivery robot and see it try to escape.
[SPEAKER_00]: Good luck.
[SPEAKER_00]: Damn.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, have you had food delivered in one of those?
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't want to.
[SPEAKER_00]: The delivery robots are taking people's jobs and they are a roving surveillance state.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want, and you know what, they only fixed all of the sidewalk corners in the neighborhood once the delivery robots started needing to roll around.
[SPEAKER_00]: They were all broken and not ADA compliant and uh,
[SPEAKER_00]: Until the robots had places to be and suddenly every corner of the neighborhood was wheelchair accessible Oh, that's convenient for the robots.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, what about the people who needed it before that?
[SPEAKER_00]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh-uh, but now that the robots are here Okay, damn.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_01]: We are so fucked.
[SPEAKER_00]: I Do I do think so and that's no bueno.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like it
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, was that where people can find you?
[SPEAKER_01]: I've never had food delivered from a, I've never seen those food delivery robots in your town.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what, yesterday I saw one named Steena.
[SPEAKER_00]: They all have a name on them.
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought Steena, and no shade to the Steena's in the chat, but Steena, like Christina, or what?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, just, just Steena, a robot named Steena.
[SPEAKER_01]: I knew a girl by that name in college.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, she was my only friend in one of my classes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bibliically accurate, but her name was certainly not Christina.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was probably.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was Christina and she went by Christina.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, but on this robots makes certificate.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: if you can make a bunch of little critters for your island, who says it can't make a bunch of little robots for your name actually you put me in my damn place you're right you're absolutely they're having the same sort of whims of you are
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, when they were rolling around in the pride parade, I thought, are they trying to deliver?
[SPEAKER_00]: Are they trying to get, do they have places to be?
[SPEAKER_00]: And they got accidentally, like, detoured into the parade?
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't quite know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to know, are they going to wear their rainbows?
[SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes outside of June?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Usually they have advertised, like, movies advertised on them or, you know,
[SPEAKER_00]: Amazon Prime originals advertised on the back of Steena's Trump stamp.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's like, girl, have some self respect.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, okay, where can people find you Cory?
[SPEAKER_01]: You can find me at that sport.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can find me at RBs, actually.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah, okay, it's happened your feet under the stall.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can find me clapping my f- at R-B's, oh, she was off slapping.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I have a wearing Birkken socks around town, as you know, stinky, stinky.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, and you eat to mama?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's true.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you can find me.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can find me, you know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: The truth is, you can also find me at Arby's.
[SPEAKER_00]: Where's Arby's Pride campaign?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm feeling a little unseen.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.