[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm telling you what you're doing.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're listening to the Elder Scrolls.
[SPEAKER_06]: Doorcast!
[SPEAKER_06]: Either you are.
[SPEAKER_06]: Around be skipping rope with your entrails.
[SPEAKER_16]: Ta-ta.
[SPEAKER_16]: This is the Elder Scrolls' Lordcast.
[SPEAKER_16]: Your source for lore, and so much more.
[SPEAKER_16]: Hey friends, welcome back to the show.
[SPEAKER_16]: This week we're doing something a little bit different.
[SPEAKER_16]: It is my birthday this week, so I'm getting all of you a present.
[SPEAKER_16]: And by that I mean, we're changing things up because, Lotus and I won't be doing a regular episode this week.
[SPEAKER_16]: Instead, you're going to hear about something I talked about at the end of the Patriot Chat last week.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I tried out Kaisal Online.
[SPEAKER_16]: The Skyrim roleplaying servers that I talked about last week and it was crazy.
[SPEAKER_16]: There are some really funny stuff that happened.
[SPEAKER_16]: I roleplayed as the oldest man and things got wacky.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I edited together a video about this experience and it's actually done really well.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's at like 4,000 plays over just a few days.
[SPEAKER_16]: On the Tom or Robots channel, that's what's called Tom or Robots and it's not even monetized.
[SPEAKER_16]: I just put silly videos up on there.
[SPEAKER_16]: But because so much of role playing is talking to other people and the situations that unfold and narrating through my experience in this edited video, it actually will work really well for this audio format.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I thought you would all enjoy that.
[SPEAKER_16]: Plus, they would give me, and notice a week off, remember, they sort of.
[SPEAKER_16]: I did spend like a dozen hours editing this all together over the weekend, so I put the work in.
[SPEAKER_16]: But I thought you would all enjoy it.
[SPEAKER_16]: And if you want to see the actual video, you can go to the link in the description of this episode or just look up the channel Tom or robots, three words, Tom or robots, as I say, I'm Tom or robots often.
[SPEAKER_16]: And you'll find the channel on there.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I know this is not conventional, but give it a shot.
[SPEAKER_16]: See what you think, I think you'll enjoy it.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'll see you afterwards to thank all the patrons and all of that.
[SPEAKER_06]: So without further ado, this has been the oldest man.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're a bathroom, can I use that before this begin?
[SPEAKER_16]: You may sh** inside of the fire pit.
[SPEAKER_16]: This is Skyrim Rope Lane, 600 people.
[SPEAKER_16]: And what began with me just testing it out, making a crazy old man character, ends with somebody else breaking the rules and getting punched into oblivion.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes, this is how the Rl decided to execute him.
[SPEAKER_16]: Here's the story of my first attempt at Kaisal Online and all the wackiness that ensues.
[SPEAKER_16]: Okay, it was a very powerful mud crab in the Murrithikara.
[SPEAKER_16]: He cursed me with unlimited life and no pants.
[SPEAKER_16]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I decide to go with the oldest man.
[SPEAKER_16]: Now, is he actually the oldest man?
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, he believes he was born at the dawn of the Morithic era and that he was cursed by a mud crab in the year 72 with eternal life, but also he can't wear pants.
[SPEAKER_16]: which is a little tricky because most clothing in Skyrim includes pants, but we'll get to that later.
[SPEAKER_16]: But this decision to be a senial old man actually comes in handy later because it affords me, let's call it a lot of social latitude.
[SPEAKER_16]: My bladder is not what it used to be as there a bathroom, can I use that before this begins?
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh man, this is looking good.
[SPEAKER_16]: This is looking good.
[SPEAKER_16]: His body is good.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, he's, he's frail, old, perfect.
[SPEAKER_16]: All right, let's name it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Let's see if I can get all these letters in.
[SPEAKER_16]: The name is going to be BIM.
[SPEAKER_16]: The pantless.
[SPEAKER_16]: Hey, it fits in of no pants.
[SPEAKER_16]: Hmm, no, that feels like it's a location.
[SPEAKER_16]: Bim, the oldest man.
[SPEAKER_16]: And with that, Bim, the oldest man was born.
[SPEAKER_16]: And now to set up on our journey to a mass unlimited power.
[SPEAKER_16]: So we have to go to college.
[SPEAKER_16]: We're gonna go learn things.
[SPEAKER_16]: But we can't start at the college.
[SPEAKER_16]: We have to start at the closest city that we can get to, wind help, through the teleportation thing at the beginning.
[SPEAKER_16]: And yes, this is the way this game is going to work.
[SPEAKER_16]: You're gonna have to actually go to college to learn spells.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I met the guards and they gave me directions.
[SPEAKER_16]: They were very helpful.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, it's been an age since I've been to Windhelm.
[SPEAKER_16]: Blue, but anyone direct me to the college.
[SPEAKER_16]: Blue, good sense.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm looking for directions.
[SPEAKER_16]: Can anyone help me?
[SPEAKER_16]: You must be gold.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, good sir.
[SPEAKER_16]: Finally, someone helping an older man.
[SPEAKER_16]: My name is BIM.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm looking for a way to the college.
[SPEAKER_16]: Which way is it from here?
[SPEAKER_16]: The easiest part of the thing with roleplaying is that you don't know anything that your character doesn't already know.
[SPEAKER_16]: So, I had asked them for help.
[SPEAKER_16]: And, aside from making fun of me for not wearing any clothes, I'd recommend covering my loins.
[SPEAKER_16]: They did tell me where to go.
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, continue north into the mountains?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's past the castle.
[SPEAKER_16]: Around.
[SPEAKER_01]: Two.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be called up.
[SPEAKER_16]: I was cursed by a mud crab and now you see me in the state I am in.
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, do you happen to have any, um, any shirts?
[SPEAKER_16]: I can't wear pants.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's part of the curse.
[SPEAKER_01]: We do have a tailor.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, uh, point me in the direction and I'll go visit this tailor.
[SPEAKER_16]: Is the name also tailor?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, but if you were to make a 180 degree turn, you would see a 180 degree.
[SPEAKER_16]: 180 degrees.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm not very good at math.
[SPEAKER_16]: Is that this?
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Good.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, this way.
[SPEAKER_16]: Like, um, the wall is the tailor.
[SPEAKER_16]: Hello, you know?
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, but it's behind you.
[SPEAKER_16]: Uh, turn a little more.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, back over here.
[SPEAKER_16]: Hello, this wall.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't see a tailor.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, I get it.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's a dumb joke.
[SPEAKER_16]: But it's also me testing them out to see how tolerant they are for me roleplaying a dumb old man.
[SPEAKER_16]: And they did pretty good.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, there's people behind me.
[SPEAKER_16]: Any of you aware of where the tailor is.
[SPEAKER_16]: I think he might be stuck in a wall.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a good to meet you.
[SPEAKER_16]: Do you have any garments for my upper body?
[SPEAKER_16]: I cannot wear pants.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was part of the curse from the mud crab.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hell, I don't believe someone's watched it like that.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, no garments.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, anything else you can give me, even advice.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm heading for the upper body.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, unfortunate.
[SPEAKER_16]: Unfortunate indeed.
[SPEAKER_16]: I might have to continue being naked.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, this is when I remember that Most of the clothing in Skyrim is both top and bottom.
[SPEAKER_16]: So being pantless means mostly being naked unless I find another solution.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm heading to the college.
[SPEAKER_16]: How?
[SPEAKER_16]: Did you say a towel?
[SPEAKER_16]: Are you calling me a coward?
[SPEAKER_16]: I have a rap that can go around your head.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, come on, you're face it.
[SPEAKER_16]: Wonderful, that would be very helpful.
[SPEAKER_16]: Thank you so much in Apologies.
[SPEAKER_16]: My ears are not what they used to be.
[SPEAKER_16]: Let's see what he does with cowl.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, thank you so much.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, I'm warm, I already.
[SPEAKER_16]: Thank you, good sir.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I'm gonna post up the lessons that I learned as I get through this.
[SPEAKER_16]: Lesson number one, people in this world are actually really nice.
[SPEAKER_16]: They stick to role-playing and they give you stuff.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I paid for the call with a dumb joke, but we'll do more of those later.
[SPEAKER_16]: And then I left and learned something else.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, how'd be going?
[SPEAKER_16]: Have a good day!
[SPEAKER_16]: The economy of the world is based on everything that the players make, which means that items that are just randomly out in the overworld are not able to be interacted with.
[SPEAKER_16]: You can't actually pick them up.
[SPEAKER_16]: Otherwise, you can just run around and become extremely wealthy very fast.
[SPEAKER_16]: You can't pick things up in the world.
[SPEAKER_16]: Like, see this wine, you can't pick it up.
[SPEAKER_16]: Now, of course, I know my weighted college of winterhol, but I decided to consult the map just to roleplay it up a little bit.
[SPEAKER_16]: And then I decided, you know what, I'm going to be lying it, but I also didn't realize if there were wolves or monsters, anything else roaming around the world.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I thought it'd go deep.
[SPEAKER_16]: I also thought it'd be interesting to just poke my head in a mine and see what's in here.
[SPEAKER_16]: But still couldn't pick anything up and no monster spawned.
[SPEAKER_16]: So, not every wear has things in it, seemingly.
[SPEAKER_16]: Since I was already in a mine, I thought I'd give mining a try to see what it's like.
[SPEAKER_16]: Can you just let them pile up and they do them real quick together?
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, you can.
[SPEAKER_16]: It doesn't really matter how fast they click them.
[SPEAKER_16]: They just pile up.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, there's a little mini games you can do, but with my curiosity, satiated, I decided to continue on my quest to become extremely powerful.
[SPEAKER_16]: That means going up to the college.
[SPEAKER_16]: And it turned out there were no wolves out in the wild, nothing was dangerous, and basically nothing happened until I came across the greatest warrior in Tamriel.
[SPEAKER_16]: Sort of.
[SPEAKER_16]: Mountain flounder, like all the things.
[SPEAKER_16]: I wonder if it these months for everybody when you pick these up.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh hello my fellow nords.
[SPEAKER_16]: Who date you?
[SPEAKER_14]: Hello friend.
[SPEAKER_15]: Hey, Mr. After that, we all, oh sorry.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm interrupting.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'm very rude.
[SPEAKER_15]: Please don't kill me.
[SPEAKER_15]: No, you're fine, I'm friends, the wind's in the cold is not open yet, if that's what you're here.
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, yes, I lost all of my magical powers when I was cursed by a mud crab.
[SPEAKER_17]: I've been looking to regain them.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's a powerful mud crab indeed.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, mighty foes indeed.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, yes, it was.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was a giant one.
[SPEAKER_16]: It was the dawn of the Marithagara.
[SPEAKER_16]: I am the oldest man, but that is the story for another time.
[SPEAKER_15]: Interesting.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well, um, I was just trying to get a couple of days to see about the college.
[SPEAKER_15]: At the moment, there is an advertisement in white run for it, but it was by a man pretending to be a teacher.
[SPEAKER_15]: He is taking money from people who are even murdering them.
[SPEAKER_15]: What is a scoundrel has he been brought to justice?
[SPEAKER_15]: I he there was a whole band of probably 15 mercenaries that came up you're looking for For merrier, but he was me managed to avoid them.
[SPEAKER_15]: I however am a very skilled warrior, so I'm waiting for him to reappear.
[SPEAKER_15]: And I'm going to pretend to take part in it.
[SPEAKER_15]: I even got such a disguise purchase for it.
[SPEAKER_15]: Well then, when he is reaching his hand out for the gold, I will meet his neck with my... Well, that's, uh, that's very, uh, heroic of you.
[SPEAKER_17]: You must be a mighty fighter indeed, a warrior of legend.
[SPEAKER_17]: I have just hit expert in my chosen field action.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, well, I have new to these parts, and as I said, I was cursed by him.
[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah, so you've heard my story.
[SPEAKER_16]: I tell him my story, and he says, sorry, no magic here yet, which I think means that it really just hasn't been incorporated into the game yet, but they'll probably patch it pretty soon.
[SPEAKER_16]: They've been added stuff pretty quickly, so it's time to pivot.
[SPEAKER_16]: I head back to Windhelm and decide to look for some actual clubs.
[SPEAKER_16]: And I come across a young woman who is very helpful.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, pardon me, Madam.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, there.
[SPEAKER_19]: Hello, there.
[SPEAKER_19]: I'm new to this place, who my name is BIMM, who are you?
[SPEAKER_19]: I'm a...
[SPEAKER_19]: I'm stuck every.
[SPEAKER_19]: Your name is strawberry.
[SPEAKER_19]: How beautiful.
[SPEAKER_19]: Snow, notary.
[SPEAKER_19]: There's no... notary?
[SPEAKER_19]: My hearing isn't what it used to be.
[SPEAKER_19]: It's sad.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, three.
[SPEAKER_03]: It means, um, uh, why is human in the age of adults?
[SPEAKER_03]: Go out.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, go out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, go out.
[SPEAKER_17]: Hello, go out.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_16]: So from this point on, I decided to just call her Snowberry or Strawberry.
[SPEAKER_16]: I keep changing it up a little bit, and also I did realize that there are some weirdos just running around the world.
[SPEAKER_16]: I mean, not me, other weirdos, so she helps out.
[SPEAKER_16]: She introduces me to some merchants and by the way, there are other people talking in around us, so there's only so much I can edit out of that.
[SPEAKER_16]: So if you hear other conversations on the side, that's what's going on here.
[SPEAKER_16]: But I realize I can't have pants in normal clothes, but I can wear a robe, or a dress.
[SPEAKER_16]: Do you happen to have any robes or even a dress, I would wear a dress?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, this is me, give it to you, become quite a parlor, please.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to become a priest.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have to become a priest.
[SPEAKER_11]: I have a priest, but why do you have to be a believer for this?
[SPEAKER_16]: So he tells me something about having to be the believer in the goddess.
[SPEAKER_16]: I'm guessing this is Azura, because he's a kajit and then he talks about being embraced in her bosom, which it's hard to hear because of all the different talking.
[SPEAKER_16]: But I'd decide, okay, I'll go along with that if that gets me a robe.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, that sounds pleasant.
[SPEAKER_11]: You shake my paw, this one is nervous.
[SPEAKER_16]: So it tells me to shake his paw, which basically means introduce yourself, which means hit the X button and choose the little text on the screen, because the resolution of my screen is too large, that says basically introduce yourself so people can see your official name.
[SPEAKER_16]: Now this proves that you're not lying about who you are, but it also keeps their name above their heads and then you can remember who they are when you meet them again, and then he gives me a robe for free, and then snowberry helps out and pays for it, and then I pay with a joke.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll give you some for the clothing.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, thank you.
[SPEAKER_16]: I can pay in jokes.
[SPEAKER_17]: Would you like a joke?
[SPEAKER_17]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_17]: It always will be the last one.
[SPEAKER_17]: Alright, what did the, uh, what did the Dwemer say to the Clip Strider?
[SPEAKER_11]: So now I know I can rely on my old man charisma too.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well convince everyone to follow me.
[SPEAKER_16]: My secret weapon?
[SPEAKER_16]: Bad jokes.
[SPEAKER_16]: So then I meet the woman who runs the store and find out we have a few things in common.
[SPEAKER_16]: Someone's talking about robbery.
[SPEAKER_16]: That sounds dangerous.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm the owner of the shop.
[SPEAKER_04]: We had a guy screaming robbery.
[SPEAKER_04]: Apparently it was a well-known nature, but it was still alone.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's unfortunate.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's nice to meet you on the owner of this shop.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just, just in, what's your name?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh nice to meet you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am BIMB, the oldest man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, I'm quite an old woman myself.
[SPEAKER_04]: I danced in the corner club in Seren before the Revod Mountain exploded years ago.
[SPEAKER_04]: Whoa.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was in a touring of eternal youth by a Tel-Vani Magister back then.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he said, if I ever move it, I'll turn to dusk.
[SPEAKER_16]: Wow, I feel like I remember you but that was quite a while ago.
[SPEAKER_16]: I was my my story was also a dancer there I was not I was a patron at the time, but previous to that I Well, I was born before the marina So yeah, yeah, you've heard the story also there's a really loud woman on the right side that's super annoying So I'm not gonna play this part, but then there was an emergency out of nowhere
[SPEAKER_11]: A media news, a media news came from a pigeon, the Lord of Coins, requested that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I want to meet the fire.
[SPEAKER_16]: So a media news from pigeon means that somebody sent a message in like world chat.
[SPEAKER_16]: Like they're sending a pigeon from one place to another.
[SPEAKER_16]: Chances are had something to do with admins.
[SPEAKER_16]: But there is something big going on.
[SPEAKER_16]: And everyone in the city is going to go to the middle of town to find out what's up.
[SPEAKER_16]: Is this a regular occurs?
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: There will be an execution, the Lord of Coring, not sin.
[SPEAKER_05]: Give it a message, wish a gatherer and watch someone be it.
[SPEAKER_05]: When someone is executed, they will lose all day bad and inventory it is called TK and must start.
[SPEAKER_16]: So as Mike starts cutting out here a little bit, but basically somebody broke the rules of the server so bad that they're going to be publicly executed, their character will be deleted and maybe will be kicked out permanently.
[SPEAKER_05]: The execution will take place in 10 minutes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I am speaking on behalf of the Lord of Coin.
[SPEAKER_16]: So we all gather together waiting, but it is taking forever for them to drag the prisoner out for us to watch the execution.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I start coming up with some ways to make things more interesting.
[SPEAKER_02]: My bladder is not what it used to be as they're a bathroom.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can I use that before this begins?
[SPEAKER_16]: The joke being that there are basically no bathrooms in Skyrim for the most part.
[SPEAKER_16]: Because the developers just didn't put any, I guess?
[SPEAKER_05]: You may cheat him side of the fire, but...
[SPEAKER_17]: In, uh, I, uh, number one, not number two, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_17]: There's number one work in the fire pit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, thank goodness.
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought you said into the fire.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_17]: I heard in the fire too, dude.
[SPEAKER_17]: Is that what people do around here?
[SPEAKER_17]: They, they pee in the fire.
[SPEAKER_16]: And this works so well.
[SPEAKER_16]: Everybody starts talking about pooping and peeing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I haven't done anything in a class since I got here and I've been holding it for quite a bit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not knowing where to go.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just learned that.
[SPEAKER_16]: I haven't seen a bathroom since I've been here.
[UNKNOWN]: Back.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's like a running joke, right?
[SPEAKER_16]: Like there's no bathroom since Kyrim.
[SPEAKER_02]: Does anybody know where there's a bathroom?
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[SPEAKER_04]: a new technology.
[SPEAKER_04]: But it's so special that it's too good for fire, whole been like perhaps, you know.
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, I will use the fire pit.
[SPEAKER_18]: It is just about as tall as I am.
[SPEAKER_18]: I'm not sure my stream will reach.
[SPEAKER_18]: There's a little cat right here.
[SPEAKER_04]: You see it here.
[SPEAKER_16]: And then out of nowhere, a hero emerges.
[SPEAKER_16]: I can give you a boost.
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, you will do that.
[SPEAKER_17]: Well, I'll try not to be messy.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I'm trying my best.
[SPEAKER_17]: These bones aren't what they used to be.
[SPEAKER_17]: Well, I might just have to hold it, so I'll do my best.
[SPEAKER_17]: Thank you for your help, Stranger.
[SPEAKER_13]: I must say, this is quite the future execution back home.
[SPEAKER_04]: How does it work back home?
[SPEAKER_13]: without any public things.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you have bathrooms there, too?
[SPEAKER_13]: No, we should in this stream.
[SPEAKER_19]: Oh, that makes sense.
[SPEAKER_19]: That sounds pleasant.
[SPEAKER_13]: This one is a bathroom sound quite healthy.
[SPEAKER_13]: I suggested it to a note.
[SPEAKER_04]: We do the coals and we make the whole conversation about pooping.
[SPEAKER_04]: That would be like an automatic wipe, such a waste.
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, did you just catch on fire, Snowberry?
[SPEAKER_17]: What do you see in the name Snowgang?
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, that's what she said her name was, but maybe my hearing is bad.
[SPEAKER_17]: Snowberry, see?
[SPEAKER_12]: She said Snowberry.
[SPEAKER_17]: When is this execution begin?
[SPEAKER_17]: Is there an opening act of any sort?
[SPEAKER_17]: A bard, maybe?
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, yes, I can't control that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Comments shortly.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yes, what crime?
[SPEAKER_10]: In personation of the guard, robbery using the guard armor, bribery of a guard, robbery without using guard armor, assault and battery.
[SPEAKER_12]: I will focus.
[SPEAKER_02]: I heard he also cheats on his taxes.
[SPEAKER_16]: So this was taking forever.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I decided to do something about it.
[SPEAKER_16]: It started asking for some entertainment.
[SPEAKER_18]: Where has the pre-execution entertainment?
[SPEAKER_16]: We want red dye.
[SPEAKER_16]: Someone seen red diamond.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's getting executed.
[SPEAKER_16]: Then the work starts advertising air rolls.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey excuse me, excuse me, since all you find townspeople are gathered I have a business proposition for you I am the owner of personal storage down in the grave Area went out have barrels for sale 50 septum a week The barrels you can fit as much as you want in there
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, and you are the only person you can lock and unlock it and just want to throw that out for the good times people says probably all the time We all gather.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, if you want to get a barrel see me afterwards.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you can we eat the barrel You can you have to pay for it for But just let go That's the barrel fit an entire human skeleton Excuse me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, oh man somebody's being
[SPEAKER_03]: I screwed it from murder and it's about hiding a body.
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, it's just curious, maybe it's a big barrel and it fixed his skeleton.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can sleep in it if you don't have to ask.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or you can sleep in it as fuck.
[SPEAKER_17]: I'm just trying to understand the size of the barrel.
[SPEAKER_17]: It might be a tiny little baby barrel.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe maybe not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who knows?
[SPEAKER_18]: Would anybody like to hear a joke while we wait?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, this one loves you guys, see this.
[SPEAKER_18]: All right, um, what did the Dunma say to the cliff strider?
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, get away, leave me alone!
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, that does something get her.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, again.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't get it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't like this one.
[SPEAKER_19]: You don't like my jokes.
[SPEAKER_19]: Oh, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I heard that when before plenty of times back in my home land.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not that good.
[SPEAKER_16]: Well, it's a classic for a reason, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_19]: A lot of done were here to make that kind of joke, don't you think?
[SPEAKER_17]: Well, I learned it from them.
[SPEAKER_17]: It's not, I'm not making fun of them.
[SPEAKER_17]: It's their own joke.
[SPEAKER_17]: How about another joke?
[SPEAKER_17]: Would you like another one?
[SPEAKER_17]: Ooh.
[SPEAKER_17]: What happens when you each two men is no batteries?
[SPEAKER_17]: Any guesses?
[SPEAKER_17]: I imagine you get that fat.
[SPEAKER_17]: Close!
[SPEAKER_17]: You get full!
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_16]: That does make sense.
[SPEAKER_17]: My jokes are the best.
[SPEAKER_17]: Anybody else have a joke?
[SPEAKER_16]: And then someone said this.
[SPEAKER_17]: I really like this old man.
[SPEAKER_17]: He's got quite the courage not to him.
[SPEAKER_17]: Well, thank you, sir.
[SPEAKER_17]: Um, I, I, too, am selling barrels.
[SPEAKER_17]: If anybody needs a barrel, it fits one body.
[SPEAKER_17]: Actually, I'm not actually selling barrels.
[SPEAKER_17]: That was a joke.
[SPEAKER_17]: Also, that was another joke.
[SPEAKER_13]: Uh, I, you have the amounts of inventory.
[SPEAKER_13]: If anybody want to sell their sold, I would like to buy them.
[SPEAKER_17]: Did you say sold?
[SPEAKER_17]: I sell their sold.
[SPEAKER_17]: I'll sell my sold.
[SPEAKER_17]: How much are you paying?
[SPEAKER_16]: So this point everyone's extremely bored and just coming up with all these silly ideas So I pitch this one.
[SPEAKER_18]: Oh, oh, we could take it one step further and totally Reveal to against the y'all Oh, that's a bad idea.
[SPEAKER_18]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's bad idea No, no, no, I'm friend you missed it.
[SPEAKER_17]: That was another joke.
[SPEAKER_17]: That was another one of my jokes.
[SPEAKER_17]: That's all
[SPEAKER_17]: Joke.
[SPEAKER_17]: Ben.
[SPEAKER_17]: Joke.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh, here's the prisoner.
[SPEAKER_04]: OK. Just the- Oh, he's coming.
[SPEAKER_16]: This would be glorious.
[SPEAKER_16]: Finally, the moment we were all waiting for.
[SPEAKER_11]: Glow, order to the yaro of winter.
[SPEAKER_11]: Glow it to the yaro!
[SPEAKER_02]: We don't want to kill you.
[SPEAKER_16]: Today, you'll witness the yaro just to- But then his mic started cutting out, and he didn't even have the prisoner with them yet.
[SPEAKER_16]: People started debating who this prisoner even was.
[SPEAKER_13]: I heard he was a Dremora.
[SPEAKER_18]: I heard he was a Dremora.
[SPEAKER_13]: A seal?
[SPEAKER_18]: Reposterous?
[SPEAKER_08]: In their defense.
[SPEAKER_08]: The Dremora have a history of being horrible people.
[SPEAKER_17]: Well, he never wants defense.
[SPEAKER_17]: All the races have been horrible people.
[SPEAKER_17]: So let's leave that as... as it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not the slow, this load have been nothing wrong.
[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, my best friend was a slowed.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, my father sold our goneons to the slowed for some so- Come here to their children.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's quite a profitable business.
[SPEAKER_18]: Have you ever tried eating slowed soup?
[SPEAKER_08]: I should mention that I do not agree with the world views of my father.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was a terrible person.
[SPEAKER_14]: Is that the prisoner?
[SPEAKER_14]: I don't need you.
[SPEAKER_14]: He impersonated a member of his Lord's Guard ship.
[SPEAKER_14]: Stole, pillage.
[SPEAKER_14]: Otherwise, it's so decent.
[SPEAKER_14]: Today, he is facing the arrows, Chuck.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, it's true.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you had to get what?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm working with this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Off with his hand!
[SPEAKER_18]: give him an overly aggressive shoulder massage.
[SPEAKER_16]: So the prisoner was defiant, so that he did nothing wrong, and then after what seemed like forever, finally got his justice.
[SPEAKER_16]: But not by acts, by fists.
[SPEAKER_08]: Seriously!
[SPEAKER_12]: It's a punching match.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a punching match.
[UNKNOWN]: It's a punching match.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's a punching match.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a punching match.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a punching match.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a punching match.
[UNKNOWN]: It's a punching match.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is a beauty.
[SPEAKER_18]: This is a beauty.
[SPEAKER_16]: Execution?
[SPEAKER_16]: After what seemed like a hundred punches, he finally went down.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's fine, it's fine.
[SPEAKER_16]: So yeah, the execution was a little anti-climactic, but I did learn my final lesson of the day.
[SPEAKER_16]: Even if you're real playing something silly, if you do it, and people enjoy it, they'll go along with you.
[SPEAKER_16]: So I think there is some hope for continuing this playthrough and building out an entire cult devoted to having no pants.
[SPEAKER_16]: and making me a god.
[SPEAKER_16]: So come back for more to see where that goes.
[SPEAKER_16]: And also, if you're looking for something else to watch, check out this video where I try to out a mod that switches my weapon every time I kill somebody.
[SPEAKER_16]: It got pretty crazy.
[SPEAKER_07]: See you next time.
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