[SPEAKER_05]: Sit back relax, and have a bucket trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick trick
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, they're about jump.
[SPEAKER_05]: Looks slumped over like Stephen Hawking over there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Then it's time for a drink.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's time for a heart-of-salt search yours.
[SPEAKER_05]: You guys, cheers.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we're day here, the humidity is through the fucking roof.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it feels like it's maybe 115 degrees, but it's like 70.
[SPEAKER_05]: Very strange and some form of storm is about to hit here, but whatever, man, I don't give a fuck reporting today.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm also sad.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm going to have some drinks for Ted Turner here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's pour one out for Ted Turner.
[SPEAKER_05]: One of the greatest of all time.
[SPEAKER_05]: One of the greatest of all time, man.
[SPEAKER_08]: We don't have like a rest of peace, but we'll give him a pause.
[SPEAKER_05]: Give him the applause.
[SPEAKER_05]: He would have loved it.
[SPEAKER_05]: He would have loved it, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: God damn, what a fucking human being.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was almost like a St. James Street James type character.
[SPEAKER_05]: He owns a bunch of wild shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was what the Captain Bob of the America's Cup.
[SPEAKER_05]: One of the America's Cup.
[SPEAKER_05]: was missing at sea in one of the races during a storm was gone for four or five days pop back up later and just said, hey, dude, I fucking wish I would have won and they were like, well, you were missing.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, you weren't concerned about food or water and he goes, no, I wanted to fucking win.
[SPEAKER_05]: And obviously, Anthony owner of the Atlanta Braves are beloved Braves, dude.
[SPEAKER_09]: I would not be a Braves fan if not for Ted Turner.
[SPEAKER_03]: Me neither.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mayne either.
[SPEAKER_03]: Most people outside of the south-east wouldn't actually.
[SPEAKER_03]: People that weren't in clear water where the spring training is or the Atlanta Metro or the Carolinas before the nationals came out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he was also one of the very first guys to use his wealth and power and woke retarded bullshit to invade male spaces with dump females.
[SPEAKER_03]: The citadel.
[SPEAKER_03]: He used the one that paid for that winged alleged Shannon Faulkner into the citadel.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, so that was great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, look, it's a mixed back for me, frankly.
[SPEAKER_03]: For Ted, terrible, terrible managerial career, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think he managed three games.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fucking wonderful.
[SPEAKER_05]: One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one
[SPEAKER_05]: own every single billboard and like Georgia and I want to see like the southeast and then he try to get Ted into it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ted was like, man, this fucking boring dad.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just billboards and everything else.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let me see if I can sell.
[SPEAKER_05]: My, you know, sell off the company and then create all these stations.
[SPEAKER_05]: One of them was TBS, CNN, for better or worse was founded in 1980 by Ted Turner in Atlanta, their downtown studios was where they shot everything live up and sold about roughly a year and a half, two years ago, owned the Atlanta Braves, tried to get people to go to the stadium.
[SPEAKER_05]: The, the station wasn't TBS then as a kid.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was called Super Station 17.
[SPEAKER_05]: So when he managed the Braves, he got the number 17 as the manager and then put the word Super Station on the back.
[SPEAKER_05]: And Bob, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Major League Baseball actually changed the rule after that and that owner couldn't manage a team on the feet.
[SPEAKER_09]: So they actually, I looked into it before this episode.
[SPEAKER_09]: The rule was already in place and he just kind of like snuck in and did it for a game, but there was- How did he do that?
[SPEAKER_09]: What are they going to do?
[SPEAKER_09]: He strapped on a uniform and went down there.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is that really what happened?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like, what are they?
[SPEAKER_09]: It can't stop them in the middle of the game, but the commissioner called them and they said, there's a rule that players and managers can't have like stock in the team or something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I mean, Connie Mac, Connie Mac on the Philadelphia A's for 50 years and managed them.
[SPEAKER_09]: So it was after Mac.
[SPEAKER_08]: He did a lot of other things too.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like what he brought a fucking goat to essentially to become or the donkey to become the Philadelphia athletics mascot.
[SPEAKER_08]: also try to change the color of the baseball also brought a dwarf into play baseball because it would walk more than everyone he did a whole bunch of crazy shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love the dwarf by the way there's pictures of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you seen the dwarf because the strike sound was so small that he just walked every time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah it's a very famous photo I think.
[SPEAKER_03]: Play for them around.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to say his name is Eddie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I can't remember the catcher that was catching at the time, but there's a picture of the catcher kneeling down on his taller than the fucking door.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, pull it up Bob, it's really fucking funny.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a really great visual for your mind here and throughout your day, but while you're doing that, yet Ted Turner, man, was responsible for TBS TNT, CNN, cartoon network, shitman, true TV,
[SPEAKER_05]: only Atlanta Braves.
[SPEAKER_05]: He won.
[SPEAKER_05]: He also earned his cup.
[SPEAKER_05]: By the way, he actually fucking steered the boat.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we're not talking like, oh, this was a fucking dude at the bow.
[SPEAKER_05]: A rich dude just kind of ordering people around.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was driving the goddamn boat.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was a sailboat.
[SPEAKER_05]: He also owned the hawks for a bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_05]: Only Atlanta hawks.
[SPEAKER_05]: He knew that was a disaster for franchise and got out of there.
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, he also married Jane Fonda.
[SPEAKER_03]: So he makes really good decisions.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, so here's where I'll stand up for him on the Jame find a sitch.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bob and I were just talking about this before we went on air.
[SPEAKER_05]: I met him as a, he was literally like a folk hero in Georgia.
[SPEAKER_05]: More so than Jimmy Carter, I'm not kidding.
[SPEAKER_05]: None of us gave a shit about Jimmy Carter.
[SPEAKER_05]: We loved Ted Turner.
[SPEAKER_05]: I finally got to meet him.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was at the 1996 Atlanta Olympics closing games.
[SPEAKER_05]: The closing ceremonies there.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, uh,
[SPEAKER_05]: I saw him and Jane Fondo walking in my section.
[SPEAKER_05]: Granted, they weren't a sweet.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was like in a club level thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: I had a nice thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just got really lucky with a lottery on that one.
[SPEAKER_05]: We didn't obviously, it was a kid.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we didn't have a fucking ticketing company or anything.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I was like, oh my god, Mr. Turner, I'm a huge fan.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can I get a picture?
[SPEAKER_05]: And it was back then.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was one of those roly fucking cameras.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm really going to date myself now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Jesus Christ, the disposable ones, you know, with a...
[SPEAKER_05]: and uh... and he just looks at me and he goes son got to make it fast i got two drinks waiting on me i knew it was classic ted turner got a picture with them and i got to see jane fondant real life for the first time and i get it if you throw the politics out the window she's
[SPEAKER_03]: not only was but still is in attractive woman and I think she's in her fucking 80s Bob like she is yeah she looks great yeah yeah I mean like if you threw the politics out the window Elliot page would still be Ellen page okay so we don't throw the politics out the window we throw the dumb liberal cook woman out the window instead
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not standing up for Jane Fond at today.
[SPEAKER_05]: However, I did love Ted Turner.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was also a maverick.
[SPEAKER_09]: He did conservative things.
[SPEAKER_09]: He was a huge conservationist to save but saved Bison.
[SPEAKER_09]: The rumor about him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he had the largest Bison herd in America for a long time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if he still does any more, but he did for a long time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Had the largest Bison herd.
[SPEAKER_09]: Guys, he was the largest land, he was the largest private landowner in the US for a while, and then I think Bill Gates took him over.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you should have left all that land to me to be honest, and I would have done something real special with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would have made six flags all over the country.
[SPEAKER_05]: Leave it to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would put an apple bees there to be honest.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think we should.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really think aside from the lake of the Ozarks, I think we should demolish and pave the entire Midwest.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, and it's nothing but sports stadiums and six flags and chain restaurants because that's what the Midwest really is, you know what I mean, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, no, no, that other stuff that's there deserves to be there, including Bob's entire family.
[SPEAKER_03]: Get them out.
[UNKNOWN]: Ha ha ha.
[SPEAKER_03]: It'll be, it'll be six flags, but all the food is served by first floor.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's just yolk dudes walking around right in rollercoasters all day.
[SPEAKER_05]: at that same here.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's America, I want to live in, but as the years tick by, the CNN thing, I, you know, it always heard rumors that had bothered him that they went left.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he wanted them to stay a traditional news network, like down the middle.
[SPEAKER_05]: But to be fair, like in the late 90s, they went after Clinton really, really fucking hard.
[SPEAKER_05]: They were the hardest network to go after them.
[SPEAKER_05]: But as,
[SPEAKER_05]: The early is, I want to say, 20, 14 or 15, you kind of backed out of public life.
[SPEAKER_05]: He either had dementia or what was the disease, Bob?
[SPEAKER_05]: Louie Body Dementia.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he got out of public view and I've said this a million times on Ross Paterson Revolution.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you're this famous and this beloved's by a lot of people step out of the public eye so that way I only remember him is the picture that is in the RIP pictures that are going around.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think that's the best way to go out.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_05]: Where we don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like last row of low pez just walked into the studio.
[SPEAKER_05]: He looks so good right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to bring him up for drink and bro the week at the end of the show.
[SPEAKER_05]: If he died,
[SPEAKER_05]: This would be the last memory you have of last row, and this is the greatest, this is peak mail performance right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: You'll never see anything like this on camera at the end of the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Two, Ted's credit, and I'll show my ignorance.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I already thought he passed.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like I haven't heard about him in the public eye and a lot, and I just kind of thought it was one of those guys that like, I missed back in the day and he, you know, passed away.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've said it a million times that is the best and most graceful way to exit when you're that famous.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just walk away, Johnny Carson to the same thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sean Connery, Jean Hackman tried, and then he got fucked.
[SPEAKER_05]: Man, Gene Hackman was, he lived by that motto, too, and then all of a sudden, hey, you got two dead bodies at the house, dogs, or eat in the bodies, and then there's Sharon Pictures of how fucked up your life was, and it's like, hey, do you need to mention it, 95?
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't even see that shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Got this great point, like, even Gene Hackman.
[SPEAKER_05]: I only remember him as like, who's yours in the submarine movie with Denzel Washington?
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't need to go out of October.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I didn't know when the crimson crimson one.
[SPEAKER_03]: On for Red October wasn't that was a crimson tide crimson that's out of all the crimson tide.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think there's there's one one additional way you can go out that's super graceful.
[SPEAKER_03]: Suicide bomb.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this clack yourself off, but do it in a funny way, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's that's what I want, like, you know, don't hurt anybody else.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe some wildlife or something like that, like run up to a gorilla and fucking clack herself off.
[SPEAKER_05]: Your story still wins, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you've said it for years on the show, and I tell it in dinner parties and shit where I'm like,
[SPEAKER_05]: Dude, my best friend wants to put a suicide vest on and go outside the today show and then right is, you know, Savannah and Hoda and all of them are going live, dude, just boom and then it's just
[SPEAKER_05]: blood all over the windows out of the situation.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, when I set it first, I think Matt and Katie were still there.
[SPEAKER_03]: So this has been a plan for a long time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the problem is you need an implosion device.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to hurt anybody else.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just want to like incinerate.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to Emily because that takes too long.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to detonate internally or something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you haven't seen the new, um,
[SPEAKER_03]: Man on fire yet, there's a there's a scene in there that might work But you know, I'm not gonna spoil what we can talk about that a couple weeks after everybody's seen it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, and then Bob I sent you one clip of Ted Turner that was always one of my favorites because He was a major part of wrestling as well Wrestling was always on TDS TNT and all that other shit over the years because he was a really big fan of wrestling in real life
[SPEAKER_05]: A lot of people forget that he was the one that that put on the match between Hogan and Rick Flair and he was actually there for WCW.
[SPEAKER_05]: Pop this up on screen here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at the smile on his face.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is how much this guy loved wrestling.
[SPEAKER_05]: Press play.
[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, are you especially in the truth?
[SPEAKER_15]: Set out of cloning for you to slap down.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, why don't you take your time in here?
[SPEAKER_15]: What's one good look at a pal?
[SPEAKER_15]: Greatness only passes by.
[SPEAKER_15]: What's in the lifetime?
[SPEAKER_15]: And you're looking at greatness in Orlando, bashed the beach, that's where?
[SPEAKER_15]: That's where?
[SPEAKER_15]: That's where.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yo, as far as I'm concerned, I wish Mr. Turner would face in this thing right now, brother.
[SPEAKER_15]: I'd like to get you down right here and teach the whole world a lesson.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's right, Tobias, July 17th.
[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I can wait, Mr. Turner.
[SPEAKER_15]: But what you're going to do, Rick Blair, when Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Harden, the whole WCW, has one champion in Hulk Hogan.
[SPEAKER_15]: What you're going to do, dude?
[SPEAKER_15]: Woo!
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, god damn it, I'm pricked up, dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, good!
[SPEAKER_05]: How do we look as hooking and turn in the same fucking year, dude?
[SPEAKER_05]: Some of a bitch.
[SPEAKER_03]: Aides?
[SPEAKER_05]: Ah, AIDS is getting everybody mad.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just not the right fucking people, unfortunately.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, god damn, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: Shit, I matter of fact, I was watching scene in last night.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was the only thing on game was a fucking blowout and it was the California debate, which they governors debate, they televised that live last night.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I got roped into that bullshit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Katie Porter is the most unlikable human being of all time and every single person on that panel, all the Democrats, set it afterwards, they were like Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is the final Karen, and she is just so unlikable that she could never ever win there.
[SPEAKER_05]: And last night was a mess.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's Steve Hilton guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't really get to see him in a full, like long-form setting like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's hilarious and impressive in the things he talks about and all that shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Kind of reminds me of like a British Trump in a way.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if I hope he gets elected, but we'll see.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have no idea, but I think Ricky Jervais should run.
[SPEAKER_03]: for governor of California.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know he doesn't live there.
[SPEAKER_03]: He lives in what has he living like.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, he throw or see throw.
[SPEAKER_03]: Steve has more heat.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's some shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Steve Hillen just got here.
[SPEAKER_05]: So like he I mean literally I think he's only been a citizen for a couple of years.
[SPEAKER_05]: They can't bring it up during the debate.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know enough about his background to speak on it, but he had a really strong response to it when Katie Porter said, then this was the end of the race for me for her, where Bobby can go to my Twitter and play this clip.
[SPEAKER_05]: They asked her about whether or not a legal aliens should have health care.
[SPEAKER_05]: And well, wasn't great, I can just send it to your DMs if you want it.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's right, there you go.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was watching this live and I was like, ooh, boy.
[SPEAKER_11]: Congresswoman Porter, your thoughts on the idea of funding healthcare for undocumented immigrants, statewide?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and that's by the way what I think California's deserve as answers to these questions Ellen and for critics who say that we can't afford it.
[SPEAKER_11]: What do you say to that?
[SPEAKER_05]: We can't afford to have people who are sick who are making the rest of a sick when any They shouldn't be Congresswoman for a year and it was Chad Bianco who just goes they shouldn't be here and then we wouldn't have to worry about California's getting diseases and shit like that
[SPEAKER_05]: That one answered Dan, I think, got her out of the race last night's.
[SPEAKER_05]: Steve Hilton was on fire.
[SPEAKER_05]: He, because it switched to him, and then we're like, what do you think about a legally on she goes, you're, you're an immigrant?
[SPEAKER_05]: And he goes, yeah, but I'm a legal one.
[SPEAKER_05]: I came in this country the right way, and I got my citizenship, and that's why I love it so much here.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that was a perfect answer last night's, but the rest of those guys, man, that Bessera guy,
[SPEAKER_05]: non-existent, zero personality.
[SPEAKER_05]: The other one who's bought his way into the race, which I wasn't familiar with until last night, he ran for president too.
[SPEAKER_05]: Tom Styer?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, he's a billionaire.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's what they were saying last night, over and over and over again.
[SPEAKER_05]: And apparently, one of the candidates said he spent 350 million on his own presidential election in 2024.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't remember him as a candidate.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he was in a primary, I think.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was, yeah, I lost that.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then they said he spent 150 million of his own money, again, on this California race, but what a shit show.
[SPEAKER_05]: What a fucking shit show out there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hopefully they'll do the right thing, but I don't have a lot of hopes for California.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's face it.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, the story about the scientists and all the shit you guys keep sending us.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, I do reach Twitter a lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't read.
[SPEAKER_05]: comments or anything, but if you hit me up on Twitter or DM or something like that, I'll read it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Also, AJ Buckley hit me up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Shout out to AJ Buckley out there and Ryan, I'll defer to you on this because this is like a young man's fucking conspiracy theory here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know much more about this than you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, but it's all over Reddit.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so this kind of thing, I don't know why.
[SPEAKER_05]: But it started already.
[SPEAKER_03]: AJ's got to be here at the end of the month.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, great.
[SPEAKER_03]: My little shindig, so I'm just seeing them there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Perfect.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, but yeah, he hit me up about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it is called Gravatic Propulsion System, which is a theoretical technology designed to manipulate gravity to move.
[SPEAKER_05]: a vehicle without conventional rocket exhaust, potentially using artificial gravity, wells to fall in any direction while often associated with UAP, sightings, some experimental research, including electrostatic,
[SPEAKER_05]: uh... propellantless devices uh... claims to generate small amounts of thrust by violating uh... what's known in uh... newtonian physics here um... so is this the shape shifting shit that we've been seen in movies for years and years where it's like liquid form and then you can stretch and then make the thing like uh... what is this exactly i don't know could appear that way i don't know
[SPEAKER_03]: to the observer, but not to the traveler.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, so essentially what you're trying to do is create an artificial gravity field, that is stronger in one direction than another.
[SPEAKER_03]: So in this instance, it is gravity manipulating instead of you, I mean, look, this is, we're gonna have to get into some physics here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what this is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Space is all of space, and I don't mean the air inside of our atmosphere, but even blank space is a medium in the same way that a liquid and a swimming pool is a liquid, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: And we're traveling through it.
[SPEAKER_03]: The reason that light travels faster than everything else is because it has no mass or at least we think that, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: So general relativity says, any, any
[SPEAKER_03]: object that has mass, the faster it travels the heavier it gets and the slower time moves by the way, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: So there is a point at 186,000 miles per second, where even something with a little, the tiniest fraction of mass becomes so heavy that it can't move anymore, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: But light can't a photon can because photon has no mass.
[SPEAKER_03]: So
[SPEAKER_03]: What we're trying to do instead of move through that spatial medium, the, what we call space time, the fabric of space time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Think of it as a blanket, but it's in four dimensions.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or on three dimensions rather, it's not a flat blanket.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a cube, but all of it is blanket.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's hard for our mind to understand this, but that's basically what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the vehicle then experiences what's called a net force and a net force is like It would be like if you if a blanket was being held taught on all ends by somebody like the one they use to To catch people when they jump out of buildings or whatever
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but it would be like it's being held taught in all of a sudden people released and you fell like fell technically but you're being guided.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's essentially what it is and it's called a gravity well in sci-fi terms, but this has been a theory for space travel for a very, very long time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Whether it's realistic or not or how does it take so much energy that it's not possible,
[SPEAKER_03]: These are all questions we've been trying to solve, but this idea has been, I think a guy named Thomas Brown, Doc Brown actually, 21,000 Jiglots?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Thomas Brown.
[SPEAKER_03]: talked about this at the World Fair in like 1930 or some shit I came on what year it was.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe it was 1920 sometime.
[SPEAKER_03]: But he discovered that certain high voltage asymmetric capacitors, which he called gravitors.
[SPEAKER_03]: uh uh produced a small thrust toward the smaller electrode because it manipulated gravity using energy.
[SPEAKER_03]: He named it the beef-filled brown effect and claimed it was true electricity is the gravity coupling.
[SPEAKER_03]: There was real media buzz about it, but um
[SPEAKER_03]: they can never generate enough energy to move anything substantial from one place to another.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's kind of like quantum entanglement where we've technically sent a, I think a proton back in time, technically.
[SPEAKER_03]: But we have, doing it with something large or even, especially something living, we don't know what that would look like.
[SPEAKER_03]: So his was just what we call ion wind.
[SPEAKER_03]: So was it real?
[SPEAKER_03]: high voltage ionizes air and it pushes particles basically right in the same way that like a few throw.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, so solar wind is one of them.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's, there's, uh,
[SPEAKER_03]: There is because of all the electromagnetism on the sun and it gets tangled up, blows off, coronal mass ejections and stuff, even because of the movement of that, it pushes something called solar when, throughout our entire solar system, all the way out past the, the, or cloud, right, like way out there.
[SPEAKER_03]: So,
[SPEAKER_03]: And where that solar wind ends is where we considered the edge of our solar system, technically.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the thing that he was doing was not real.
[SPEAKER_03]: But as is the case, a lot of times science fiction is becoming science-fact, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Quantum entanglement was proposed once quantum field theory got popular sometime in the teens and 20s.
[SPEAKER_03]: And like, I mean, a fucking cell phone and tablets, you should like, that came from Star Trek, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, this stuff happens.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, some creative do things or something and some scientists, like, hey, let's see if we can make that work.
[SPEAKER_05]: One of the best examples for the interruption was Stanley Kubrick's 2001 Space Odyssey.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you go back and watch that, because I did in research for the final inch book, because it was all about space in that time period, some of the devices that they're using in that movie were one of them was FaceTime.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was FaceTime before 40 years before FaceTime.
[SPEAKER_05]: The guy was up in space, and he was able to look at his loved ones back on Earth and have a real conversation with them, and the picture was crystal clear.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I understand what you're saying, and like with all of this, this will go back to something you've said on the show for years, is some of the shit getting leaked to Hollywood, and then they're putting it out there so we can get ready for this in the future?
[SPEAKER_17]: I've always thought that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I do too, and one of the biggest interviews that I saw, and this is in relation to this, was there is a Steven Spielberg movie that is coming out with July 4th.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is about aliens, and it has been under wraps forever.
[SPEAKER_05]: Allegedly,
[SPEAKER_05]: The government was giving him information on this thing and whatever, and I don't even know the name of the goddamn movie Bob, do you?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, disclosure day.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, because I heard a trailer drops maybe two days ago.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, the trailer dropped a while ago.
[SPEAKER_09]: It might be a new trailer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, there was a 30 second teaser, but it was just like, oh, you know, something's rising up over the horizon, aliens are coming.
[SPEAKER_05]: Whatever it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: didn't really give away that much.
[SPEAKER_05]: But what he said in a recent interview at Cinematon in Vegas, which is where everybody's got to take their movies to see if the theaters actually want to play them, was that a lot of the stuff in the movie is more real than we think, which kind of blew everybody's mind, where he was just like, okay, well, what is this?
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, our listeners, to piggyback off of this have been sending us this story for three four months.
[SPEAKER_05]: I, you guys know me.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not a big conspiracy guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think Dan is either to be honest with you.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, uh, but you can't dispute these facts and I'll read them off now.
[SPEAKER_05]: As of May of 2026, the FBI and federal agencies are investigating the mysterious deaths.
[SPEAKER_05]: or disappearances of at least 10 to 13 US scientists and researchers.
[SPEAKER_05]: These individuals primarily worked in nuclear weapons research, aerospace, or with a high-level security clearance.
[SPEAKER_05]: Key missing individuals include Monica Jacento Reza, who is 60.
[SPEAKER_05]: She is the former director of Materials Processing at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory,
[SPEAKER_05]: pretty fucking weird.
[SPEAKER_05]: Anthony Shabbis, 79 retired Los Alamos National Laboratory employee disappeared from his home in May of 2025.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dan, do you know what the Los Alamos National Laboratory is?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's where that's Oppenheimer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, really?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, a lot of like high-end propulsion stuff was designed there over the years.
[SPEAKER_05]: OK. Well, Lopez, I see you flexing back there.
[SPEAKER_05]: You'll be on the end of the show, brother.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll get into it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Next up is Melissa Cassias 53.
[SPEAKER_05]: She was an administrative assistant at also low Salamost National Laboratory.
[SPEAKER_05]: What missing on June of 2025 has not been found.
[SPEAKER_05]: Steven Garcia 48 property custodian
[SPEAKER_05]: with high-level clearance at a national nuclear security facility in Albuquerque, New Mexico, disappeared in August of 2025.
[SPEAKER_05]: Next up is William Neal McCasland, retired U.S. force major general with a background in aerospace research.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was reported missing in February 2026.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, that's a weird one.
[SPEAKER_05]: How does a retired U.S. Air Force major go missing?
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's been 12 people, I think, so far total.
[SPEAKER_05]: 13.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, as what they have listed here, Jason Thomas next up, 45.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's pretty fucking young.
[SPEAKER_05]: Pharmaceutical scientists, chemical biology, was found dead in March of 2026.
[SPEAKER_05]: Next up was Nuno F. G. Laurie Aero, 47.
[SPEAKER_05]: He is an MIT plasma physicist and fusion scientists
[SPEAKER_05]: in December of 2025, why?
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not your typical guy that gets shot at home.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, Frank Maywald, 61.
[SPEAKER_05]: JPL service, surface, water, and ocean topography engineer died in July of 2024.
[SPEAKER_05]: And the last one is Michael David Hicks, 59, who was former JPL planetary sciences.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, the FBI has said to have been actively working with the Department of Energy and other agencies to identify connections, but have not turned up anything.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't say.
[SPEAKER_03]: JPL is jet propulsion laboratory.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, look, I don't know if any of this has anything to do with graphic propulsion or not.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, the theoretical science behind it is, I mean, it's complicated, but it is to some degree explainable.
[SPEAKER_03]: The problem is that it relies heavily on stuff that you just can't test, at least not with the tech we have right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you would need like, you would need an electrostatic device that can harness exotic matter, exotic matter, as matter that has.
[SPEAKER_03]: like negative energy basically.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, this is impossible in Einstein physics and general activity physics, but in quantum field theory, this possible, there are like what's
[SPEAKER_03]: where a series of matter can have negative energy basically and what it does instead of like gravity.
[SPEAKER_03]: So think of space time is like a sheet and any kind of mass whatever it happens to be but think of a planet because it's easiest or a star or something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: The star sits in it and it kind of makes it concave like this.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then around the edge where it's been warped is what an orbit is.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we are orbiting in the basically the concave hole that the sun has made in space time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now that's what gravity and effect pulling us in toward the sun or at least keeping us in a rotation around it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Negative energy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, instead of creating a vacuum value, it would create a repulsive value.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why in, um, in, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, the, the Casimir effect basically.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like two uncharged parallel metal plates.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can, you can look this up.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's called the CASI MIR effect.
[SPEAKER_03]: You put two uncharged metal plates extremely close together and have vacuum.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then quantum vacuum fluctuations like virtual particles pop and an out of it and you can observe that stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: So in theory, we can see it.
[SPEAKER_03]: But, uh,
[SPEAKER_03]: I just don't know unless they have, unless they've got their hands on some exotic matter, and then the ability to store and access and manipulate it, I don't see how this is possible.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a company.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, what is it called?
[SPEAKER_03]: Exit is propulsion technologies that says they have the ability to do this even in a hard vacuum.
[SPEAKER_03]: They've run thousands of tests, presented at conferences, blah, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_03]: They file patents, but the results still lack any kind of independent verification, but they would because you're not going to give somebody else your technology when you're trying to monetize a product, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: So there's four fundamental forces there is um, electromagnetism, electricity, magnetism, or the same thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's the weak and strong nuclear force and then gravity's the weakest.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can tell gravity's the weakness because I can do this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could raise my hands over my head right now or jump and defeat gravity easily.
[SPEAKER_03]: Try defeating electromagnetism, you're going to get fried.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or try defeating weaker, strong nuclear force, you're going to get radiation poisoning.
[SPEAKER_03]: So obviously that's not going to work.
[SPEAKER_03]: But, um,
[SPEAKER_03]: Creating or building it at useful scales would take like planet level energy.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like that's the amount of energy it would take to manipulate gravity in that way.
[SPEAKER_03]: But so at the small level, I just don't know how it would ever even be practical.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the idea of creating a planet sized spaceship
[SPEAKER_03]: and using the power from it to warp gravity ahead of it so it falls in a direction that's faster than light.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you could do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, theoretically speaking, you could do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just don't, I mean, what?
[SPEAKER_03]: that that makes sense to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm very curious about all this because in theory and theory a lot of it makes sense because you think about the way that gravity interacts with matter now so there's something called gravitational lending and it's how Einstein proved general relativity right so he had to go finally to actually prove it after he wrote the miracle of papers in 1905 that to go a fuck I don't remember where they were.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wasn't Russia because they missed that window
[SPEAKER_03]: of the sun during the eclipse so they could see the light warping around the moon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right gravity was warping it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's gravitational lensing.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then there's gravitational waves.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that is basically like when
[SPEAKER_03]: Like a supermassive black hole, when two supermassive black holes collide with one another, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: There's so much energy.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's more energy in that moment than there are from all the stars and the universe combined, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: So it hits,
[SPEAKER_03]: They start to they smash into each other and then or maybe it's an ultra massive either way They smash into each other and it literally creates measurable ripples and space time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think we just Buyron maybe you know about this the date But I think just in 23 or 24 we first detected gravitational waves and prove that theory With LIGO.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was very recent.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I can't remember exactly here, but yeah, so we, so we know that gravity can have a measurable effect on the things around us, not just the way that we see it like jumping up and down and falling back down to the ground or even
[SPEAKER_03]: inside of a galaxy or whatever a galaxy is for me super clusters and all that shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gravitational waves create literal ripples that are measurable in space time that we can that we can observe.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the idea that we would be able to create something like that isn't outside the realm of possibility.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean consider telling somebody in the 1500s what a nuclear weapon was.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_05]: Like I get it and I've always believed in it and I've said this in the past and the show The Roswell thing like even the Roswell crash whether you believe in it or not.
[SPEAKER_05]: I find it The the guys who thought I interviewed down there the the major who was on base that day And I think that episode's up on Ross Patterson Revolution.
[SPEAKER_05]: I dug it up from like 2005 if he's probably dead now
[SPEAKER_05]: I've been murdered, but I dug it up and put it on there because I got wrapped up in it, but he was saying that the technology that was shipped back to Area 51 or whatever if you believe in any of this was so complex that we didn't catch up to it until 50 years later, essentially, because we couldn't figure it out.
[SPEAKER_05]: But if you look at those initial drawings and sightings and all that other shit, the photos that people used to take back then,
[SPEAKER_05]: It looks very similar to what our stealth bomber looks like today, where there's a little bubble on top where somebody's in there or whatever, but everything is flat all the way around.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then I remember seeing the stealth bomber for the first time in real life at a rose bowl or something.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I was like, holy shit, that looks like an alien spaceship, you know, that's over.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't know the government had something like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it was so awe.
[SPEAKER_05]: awe-inspiring, it's shocking, it hurts that you're just like, holy shit, this is unbelievable.
[SPEAKER_05]: We have this type of technology.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's got to come from somewhere, and it's got to take years and years and years to develop.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now with this one that's going on, you guys know that I'm not a big conspiracy guy, but like now, Rolling Stone and like the Atlantic, and bigger...
[SPEAKER_05]: organizations now but like you know media wise are starting to say hey what the fuck is going on with this and one of the things like according to the Atlantic the names that were added to the list included advanced materials researchers at NASA in particular in their jet propulsion laboratory that was the guy who disappeared while hiking and then this lost almost national laboratory.
[SPEAKER_05]: These guys have gone missing.
[SPEAKER_05]: In particular, one of the insistent, one of the assistants, who went missing, and a person claimed that their father was a former NASA propulsion engineer, and that he was the one that had discovered the secret of anti-gravity.
[SPEAKER_05]: And his name was Joseph Yusinsky.
[SPEAKER_05]: I might be the next name left, but anti-gravity,
[SPEAKER_05]: is the concepts of a force that would exactly oppose the force of gravity under the known laws of physics.
[SPEAKER_05]: And Bob, if you go to this picture on, I don't know, there's a bunch of them.
[SPEAKER_05]: Pigapulb Wikipedia, that way it's the most basic and people can serve it out.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, just go to Antagravity here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, the size of this thing, Dan, is fucking huge.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like the size of our office building.
[SPEAKER_05]: But it's above the ground, there it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, pop that pickup right there.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, Dan, what are we seeing in this picture and how is this possible?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, yeah, Bob will have to send it to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't see that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it on Twitter?
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, just go to Wikipedia.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just go to Wikipedia.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wikipedia.
[SPEAKER_09]: There's a gravity.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, but here's the depiction of this anti-gravity vehicle and how was that possible because we always looks like the mining tools from Dune to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: It sure does, but that'll, that'll go back to your Hollywood theory, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Where are we putting this stuff in movies in advance?
[SPEAKER_05]: to get our minds adjusted to what we could see in the future.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, as I mentioned earlier, the White House is starting to dig into this and they're doing a probe and on this other shit, and then I think it was 48 hours ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: Trump was talking about the UFO shit and should we actually release it?
[SPEAKER_05]: And a lot of people said, it's a cover up for Epstein and whatever.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have no idea to be honest with you about any of the shit, but it certainly is fascinating.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then what if he does release something like this that, yes, this exists out there, and
[SPEAKER_05]: There's a real possibility that we either have it, but we've seen it, or they're here and everything else, would people freak the fuck out?
[SPEAKER_05]: My wife says yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: She says we're all a bunch of tiny brain fucking losers, and there's some stuff we don't want to know about.
[SPEAKER_05]: Therefore, she doesn't fucking spend any time on this.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think a lot of people worry about, well, first of all, the Tri-Maxi and drone ship from flight of the Navigator looks oddly like the, a little bit like the SR-71 Blackbird but more like the XB-70 Valkyrie, which is an experimental bomber that never really made it because we came out with something better.
[SPEAKER_03]: But, um,
[SPEAKER_03]: There's always been a linkage between Hollywood and reality when it comes to technology like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I've been saying this forever.
[SPEAKER_05]: But, um, all right, Dan, did we get some sponsors to put this shit wagon on the air?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't think people would freak out to be honest.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think religion...
[SPEAKER_03]: Like one of the biggest concerns is people would think that this has some impact on their religion, like God's not real because of this.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I would counter that with, you know, you say God's a great,
[SPEAKER_03]: So I think maybe he was great enough to create an entire universe for us to conquer as well, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how day is Volt Translates into conquering the entire universe, but it stopped me in a fucking pussy.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_03]: If there's other life forms out there, we should go dominate them as what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_03]: And fuck that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And fuck them.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and fuck them.
[SPEAKER_05]: But Dan,
[SPEAKER_05]: going back to what you said about the free fall, this is exactly what you were explaining earlier at the top of the show, this is what anti-gravity is.
[SPEAKER_05]: But how do you get something this big in the fucking air of the picture we just saw?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not the issue.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you can generate the energy, not only can you get it in the air, but you can travel through any medium, including space time without any resistance.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no drag effect when you're warping gravity.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the key, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's why it could be a big block.
[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't have to be aerodynamic at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now that's always true in space to some degree because there's no wind resistance.
[SPEAKER_03]: But
[SPEAKER_03]: the idea of escape velocity and shit like that is no longer relevant.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now the it might be
[SPEAKER_03]: relevant and so far as if you if you pushed that kind of energy on the surface, you might fuck the surface up pretty bad, but it wouldn't harm the ship and certainly escape velocity wouldn't be a problem for that because it's it's using so much energy that's that's that's not even a thing right so yeah I think what we need to do is build a couple of these and
[SPEAKER_03]: aliens have a bunch of oil and we need to go get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that would be a lot more excited about that than they were worried about going after fucking Mars or whatever.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't give a shit about Mars.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, there's some dead fucking planet like who cares dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's give a shit about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want, I want, I want, there's some planet out there talking shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I don't want to talk to them.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just want to kill him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, right.
[SPEAKER_03]: What if they're dogs?
[SPEAKER_03]: I need, I don't care.
[SPEAKER_03]: I need, well, we'll keep a couple.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I need Neil Patrick Harris to translate because he can talk to the, the bugs.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then a bunch of B-list actors to fight them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Although I wouldn't consider Michael Ironsides a B-list actor.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was a major pain for Christ's sake.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll show him some respects.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, I'll show him his top gun.
[SPEAKER_09]: If we fight these,
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, major paint clearly better than top gone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sound even close.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: If we're talking about military movies, we could do all of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Major paint is a best military movie ever made.
[SPEAKER_05]: I agree, but top gone is come on now.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's number two, if we fight these monsters, we'll need a slur.
[SPEAKER_09]: Why?
[SPEAKER_09]: That is true.
[SPEAKER_09]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_09]: Why?
[SPEAKER_03]: You got it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And enders game.
[SPEAKER_03]: It depends on what they look like.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're definitely going to go based on what they look like, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And enders game, they were called the Buggers because they look like big cockroaches.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I mean, it's hard to say until we figure out what they look like.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's that word again?
[SPEAKER_05]: Bugger.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like a bug.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just, you know, look, I don't, whenever we do a hard hour in the show, I get to ask, I get to ask.
[SPEAKER_05]: They were at war.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bob, you got to do the voice if you're going to do it, okay?
[SPEAKER_09]: What?
[SPEAKER_09]: The nerd voice?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was, and there's not really my thing with it.
[SPEAKER_00]: They were at war with the race of bugs.
[SPEAKER_00]: Big Ender was lied to by its appears.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't, I don't watch any of that, but then here's something else that's super fascinating.
[SPEAKER_05]: There was a US patent issued to the US Department of the Navy for a propulsion system that, and this is in quotes, to reduce the internal mass and hence the gravitational mass of an object.
[SPEAKER_05]: a less massive or massless object requires far less energy to accelerate move.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, if this patent reflects a classified technological implementation, then it could explain something referred to as gravatic by the common soldiery for lack of a better term.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, I'm looking at these because you and I have found a bunch of patents over the years here
[SPEAKER_05]: check out.
[SPEAKER_05]: These are actually, I'm looking at them now.
[SPEAKER_05]: These were filed in the first one from the Department of U.S. Navy was filed 2016 on April 28th.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's when it became a priority as well.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then it was assigned to the Navy, part of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll also on the same day, which is extremely rare.
[SPEAKER_05]: Patents take a very long time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you, is it in the military?
[SPEAKER_05]: Can you speed that up?
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, sure, usually it's not a matter of speeding it up because nobody else knows what's going on in the military.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's more about classification until the patent is actually registered.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: There was another patent in 2017 on November 2nd.
[SPEAKER_05]: We got the publication number.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, this is public info.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can look at any patent or trademark out there, by the way.
[SPEAKER_05]: in 2018 on in December of 2004, the application was granted.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, there's the fucking patin' off as I know and love, that shit takes a year.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, let's see, the publication of it was then, and then it was,
[SPEAKER_05]: re-adjusted with an expiration date of 2036 on September 28th of 2036.
[SPEAKER_05]: So whatever it was, you don't look, you don't extend a patent or a trademark if you're not using it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that's certainly odd.
[SPEAKER_05]: And yeah, I mean, look, Reddit's got fucking endless reports on this shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: What do you think the White House has and why would Trump give this speech to the other day?
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean what they have?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like information?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, like, you know, I actually believe in all this shit for real.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, however, I don't want to feed into a conspiracy of like 13 dead people, if I can't really prove it or whatever, like I find it interesting and the rest of the media is now picking up on it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, I feel all right to talk about it now, but like,
[SPEAKER_05]: If Trump is coming out saying, hey, we've got a bunch of shit that we can release.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, then it clearly exists.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, well, what clearly exists is the theory of grivetic propulsion.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're doing all sorts of work in propulsion, more broadly speaking.
[SPEAKER_03]: You mentioned JPL earlier, that's the Jet Propulsion Laboratory.
[SPEAKER_03]: is research and infrastructure with regard to moving something from one place to another, whether it be on earth or in space.
[SPEAKER_03]: This falls within their purview certainly.
[SPEAKER_03]: The other part of it that we know is true is that 13 of these people are either dead or missing, right, that all work in this industry now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Could be a coincidence.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe, I don't know, but like, when you're, so one of the things that I A.E.A.
[SPEAKER_03]: tracks, by the way, the International Atomic Energy Agency, one of the things they track are all of the scientists and engineers on Earth who would be needed in any capacity to build a nuclear weapon.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's a so a nuclear weapon has the ordinance, the body and the fire set, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the three components.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you get the engineer, the chemist and the physicist and like three, no matter what country they're from, a three of those people are missing at any given time or dead without a body, right, like die to playing crash or something like that where you don't actually see a body, then an investigation immediately gets launched.
[SPEAKER_03]: into there's a whole team on account for that could build a fucking nuclear weapon we've got to find out where these people are.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's one of the international community tracks that as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if that's the case here though, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if it's the case
[SPEAKER_03]: could all go on one project together or maybe two projects or different stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would love, that's that's the thing that I would really be interested in seeing because I don't know enough about any of this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I know the science, but I don't know enough about the modular team that would take to do a certain type of research or to produce a certain type of product.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the thing that I would want to hear about, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: But I don't, I don't, I have a feeling that would be pretty tight-lipped about that because they don't want to telegraph if we're in
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, Lopez, you can come up on set and just listen through dance cans, you can pop those on fucking homies for years, you're part of the family here.
[SPEAKER_05]: So a couple of things that are interesting, like this is breaking news regarding this actually, and this is wild.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is not planned.
[SPEAKER_05]: FBI director Cache Patel confirms UFO files have been delivered for release.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is about four hours ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: Also on May 3, the New York Post reported that Area 51 was hit with 17 earthquakes in a single day as Trump promises fresh UFO files release.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, now that Dan can obviously be bomb testing, you know, when they're dropping bombs and all that other shits, uh, it would create those, you know, small earthquakes and, and all that other shit, but they also could be testing things.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, Bob, I just sent you a video on Twitter if you want to go to your DMs with Trump, uh, talking about it, uh, the other day here, and I mean, look, when he said they were
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what, but I don't know what's going to happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, maybe they're...
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe they're clap-maxing, that's what I call it, which is where we're gonna clap the maximum amount of alien cheese.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's the, they're gonna release something, and it's like look, Trump starts apologizing for some kind of sex tape or something like that and everybody thinks it's about Epstein files and then he shows it and it's that fucking,
[SPEAKER_03]: oval head alien from all the TV shows back in the 50s and he's just wailing on that thing spitting in its mouth and shit like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, look, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know this is graphic, but I had to do this for America.
[SPEAKER_03]: You understand, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: And I would be okay with that, actually.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to take into piggyback off of that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to be honest with you, if he were to do that and fuck the first alien like that and clap them cheeks.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got him above Neil Armstrong, like, Neil Armstrong can go fuck himself, you know?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, P, obviously, but sorry, you went to the moon, but Trump actually fucked an alien.
[SPEAKER_05]: Play this clip though of Trump.
[SPEAKER_05]: This was him at the White House two or three days ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: And regardless of this,
[SPEAKER_10]: They want to find out about the UFOs and anything having to do with UFO or related material and we're going to be releasing a lot of things from that we happen.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think some of it's going to be very interesting to people.
[SPEAKER_10]: I've interviewed people my first term primarily but I interviewed some pilots, very solid people and they said they saw things that you wouldn't believe.
[SPEAKER_10]: They want to find out.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay Bob and then go to the next one here because this was actually
[SPEAKER_05]: three weeks ago that he was talking about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know where this is.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't recognize the background.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not in the White House, but play this clip of him talking about it again.
[SPEAKER_05]: This was three weeks ago.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you remember I recently directed the Secretary of War?
[SPEAKER_10]: How good is Pete Higgs F. doing by the law?
[SPEAKER_10]: to begin releasing government files relating to UFOs and unexplained aerial phenomena.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I figured this was a good question.
[SPEAKER_10]: I know you can do it.
[SPEAKER_10]: You really did.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know if I am.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I'm pleased to report today.
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought I'd save it for this crowd.
[SPEAKER_10]: Because you're a little bit out there, you know, a little bit.
[SPEAKER_10]: that this process is well underway and we found many very interesting documents that must say.
[SPEAKER_10]: And the first releases will begin very, very soon so you can go out and see if that phenomena is correct, you'll figure that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Let me know.
[SPEAKER_10]: But we've had a lot of questions.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's something that really captivates the mind.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no question
[SPEAKER_05]: who were up in space, who were home, and this one is inside the oval office, with all of them.
[SPEAKER_05]: Read wise men, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen here, the four people are an Artemis.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he said this in front of them, I have not seen it, but God hadn't pressed play.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: You think Mr. President, I have two questions for you.
[SPEAKER_01]: First of all, having space.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have an update on the U of O files at what might be whom we're going to be saying this?
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I think we're going to be releasing this much as we can in the near future for some reason.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I guess it's just a reason that's been in the minds of people for a long time.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that is such that they want to find out about the U of O, and anything having to do with U of O or related material.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then we're going to be releasing a lot of things
[SPEAKER_10]: that we have, and I think someone's gonna be very interesting.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: So look, you got them in three different public settings here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Two in the Oval Office, one with the Artemis crew, saying this shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would imagine if you're an astronaut, like Katy Perry, or, you know, those guys are second obviously by and her.
[SPEAKER_05]: You would probably know or have a general sense or feeling or heard stories, rumors, or anything else
[SPEAKER_05]: Aliens and UFOs exist, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that crazy to think?
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, yeah, I would think so.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's look if there are aliens.
[SPEAKER_03]: If we've had any contact whatsoever with actual aliens, it is the best kept secret in all of human history.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll put it that way.
[SPEAKER_03]: The amount of people that work at these agencies and have contact with people who do work at them and the tech required to do it and all the engineers required to do some stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: it's uh... man that would be something wouldn't to to keep that a secret yes uh... honestly i i i i i just that seems unlikely to me i mean i've heard from people that currently work people that are in the operational side of the agency right now who say that we are in in uh... verbal contact verbal i use loosely verbal contact with other
[SPEAKER_05]: with alien species.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you somewhere.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just read this on Reddit last night because I was starting to do a deep dive into this for today's show.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, the conversations that were, uh, fuck, how do I'm going to sound like a crazy person?
[SPEAKER_05]: Conversations that allegedly happened between the aliens and us, you know, that it was more about technology and why we were doing certain things to achieve the things that we were on our planet as far as energy and oil and something else.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it was more like a question and answer back and forth.
[SPEAKER_05]: which to me seem more realistic than hey, we're gonna rip somebody off their couch and go and probe their fucking body and shit like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: One would think if you are looking at, let's say, I don't know, the movie apocalypse or something like that, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: People come in on ships and then there's this fucking culture and they all get sticks and you're like, whoa, what the fuck is that?
[SPEAKER_05]: There's gonna be a conversation once you're on the beach to try to figure each other out.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if that is going on, this seems more plausible than the other crazy shit of like, oh, I got raped by an alien and Vegas or whatever it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's first of all, it's research, probing, probing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's research.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's just be clear, and I'm a bit of a scientist myself.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've heard that so anyways, that was come on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can I get anything out of the last roll up as he fucking high on fucking.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I was waiting for a drink and broke the week at the end, but he's so locked into this episode that like, yeah, dude, I love it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I haven't been able to hear anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, because you were back there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Turn this way, yeah, because it's soon.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now he can hear my voice.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, I say, standing back there, how is the polite dance?
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyways, so I just had a conversation with Candace about this last night about like other world figures that maybe, I mean, the way, here we're talking about apparitions or somebody who might leak from the fourth spatial dimension down and to our third spatial dimension.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have to assume, and I think this is a reasonable assumption, that they're probably researchers, right, because the cost, the technology, and the collective will of the people to make some kind of massive project like that happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, think how hard it is for us to do stuff, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: The collective will to get something like that done would almost certainly be done by nerds trying to figure
[SPEAKER_03]: like comic book, Dune character.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's almost certainly some kind of research, but I would think that some kind of alien species almost certainly that as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: There are so many different types of worlds, planets and moons in the universe, that the first of all, the idea that one would be exactly like ours,
[SPEAKER_03]: That is to say some other alien species would try to come steal our resources because that's one of the big fears Is that we would just be food for them or or or or our planet's energy or our sun would There's fucking Yeah, many suns there are
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a two with 34 is zero is behind it, just in the known universe right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's retarded.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're not coming all the way out here for something they can get closer to them.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, we're a main sequence star.
[SPEAKER_03]: So ours isn't even producing that kind of energy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Frankly, like we're a mid-main sequence star.
[SPEAKER_03]: You would look for something that's short and bright blue, not like what we have.
[SPEAKER_03]: And even then, there would be so many other worlds closer to them that are more similar to ours like these, uh, uh,
[SPEAKER_03]: super earths, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Super earths are way bigger than ours.
[SPEAKER_03]: Usually, our solar system's kind of weird compared to other ones because usually rocky planets like ours, they have water on them, or way bigger than they are.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're a little bit closer to the sun, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the sun is smaller, typically is how they get formed like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the idea that somebody would have to come here to steal our shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's almost certainly some kind of researcher, just like who have we been sending the space?
[SPEAKER_03]: are in who's been in charge of that Carl Sagan who put the fucking Beatles on a gold record and a bunch of like fucking uh uh dolly llama chants and shit like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Elon Musk who's trying to say he thinks at least he's trying to say you mean that's the kind of people so anybody that's afraid of aliens or ghosts or anything like that these apparitions and aliens or whatever they are should they exist are almost certainly scientists.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would say, I would bet my life that their scientists, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: So why are we worried about that?
[SPEAKER_03]: We should be trying to communicate with these people.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, allegedly we are.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we don't this rabbit hole here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can I ask you a serious question?
[SPEAKER_05]: And I promise you, I'm being serious when I say this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Were you guys high when you talked about this last night?
[SPEAKER_05]: I was.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll see.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, but here's why I ask, I only think about this type of shit if I'm high or on drugs like the rest of my day and this this will go back to my way for Jesse the rest of my day is consumed with like right before we run air our COO was in the hospital for a brief since he's fine.
[SPEAKER_05]: He got out, but I was on the phone with him and you know call when over an hour hour 15 minutes and then I'm focused on the show, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think about any of this stuff because I can't control it and I don't know the answer.
[SPEAKER_05]: The only time that I guess my mind opens up and allows me to think about this shit is if I'm high.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well last night, when I was looking up this research for today's show, yeah dude, I fucking took a mood gummy, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: And that's when I started digging down these rabbit holes of reddit and all this other shit because there were so many messages from the audience to talk about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Everything that I read made sense.
[SPEAKER_05]: There wasn't any, it was a couple crazy comments here and there, but most of it was pretty well thought out and the arguments were real and I was able to see where they were coming from and at least the possibility of all of this shit being able to happen and that it's potentially going on.
[SPEAKER_05]: And yeah, why wouldn't our military and FBI and all that other shit know about it?
[SPEAKER_05]: We were either working on it or we've been contacted by them.
[SPEAKER_05]: So all of that stuff makes sense to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: But a lot of people, it freaks the fuck out of, like, for real.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then you have somebody like my wife who's like, dude, I got three kids throughout the day.
[SPEAKER_05]: The last thing I can think about in my day, I shouldn't smoke weed or anything like that, is aliens and ghosts is what she said.
[SPEAKER_05]: She goes, I can't even, I got to worry about formula
[SPEAKER_05]: you know, a lunchbox, read it tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't spend any mental time thinking about your bullshit, Ross of aliens or ghosts and things like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Whereas I'm with you, you know, with the fourth dimension or all this other shit, if it was here,
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that's where it's coming from, and I think it is plausible that we've either seen these goddamn things.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've had contacts with them.
[SPEAKER_05]: We've played the Pentagon videos on the show in the past.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so, yeah, man, the universe is so big.
[SPEAKER_05]: I almost think it's dumb not to expect it this, that all of this is out there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's unlikely, I mean, think about how capricious it would be for this entire universe to exist just for this one planet.
[SPEAKER_03]: That doesn't make any sense.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then a lot of these arguments on Twitter because I'm going through them right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: They say a lot of the things that you say on the show all the time.
[SPEAKER_05]: The reason why you don't want this shit to get out there is the economic power behind it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So imagine if you remove the energy costs of production, transportation, all that other stuff, and then having robots is what this guy was saying, a private AI, but do labor and services that nobody wants to, how can you have an economy, how can you have any borders,
[SPEAKER_05]: you've always said this for years on the show that energy is the end all be all and if you can crack the code on this and I forget what you said about China that you were worried about China getting something years ago on the show regarding harnessing some form of energy and if they could do it it would over time.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's helium from the, uh, uh, yeah, it has a lot of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: The moon has a lot of it, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, which we're trying we're trying to build a base to harvest it by 2028.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I mean, obviously with Artemis going up there and then circling around and getting back here and all that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the first trial towards something like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what the interests would be otherwise other than just saying, we did it, and I'll use air quotes around just, you know, hey, we fucking did this thing that nobody else has done if you weren't really trying to look for something like H3 in the future.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I mean, there's data and like science that you can pull from any of these missions that they go out and do, it does help expand our knowledge of the universe by having people deeper in the universe than we have ever been before.
[SPEAKER_05]: It does, but they're looking out the window.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, if you look at those pictures that we saw, like they're looking out the window and they're commenting, exactly like me and Lopez would comment or Owen Wilson.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's also a lot of sensors on that.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's taking very accurate data that we can't get in here on planet Earth.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know I am in measure it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're measuring it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have 17, I think, different probes.
[SPEAKER_03]: that orbit the sun in near orbit in the sun to let us know just in case the sun starts acting weird and we need to fucking turn our electronics off before they get fried.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have all sorts of shit going on throughout the entire solar system right now is that matter of fact Voyager one or two are outside of our solar system now.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they can see and he's out there somewhere, and we've got probes on Mars right now that are measuring like the oxygen that's getting released from the underground water that's evaporating in Mars.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have all kinds of shit going on.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I mean, like, as I was getting further and further down this rabbit hole last night, Lopez, I feel like I was talking to somebody like you or just reading comments from somebody like you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, what would I have anything to do with space?
[SPEAKER_05]: I picture you and you just leave the camera on him real quick.
[SPEAKER_05]: A gentleman that looks like this.
[SPEAKER_05]: No offense.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure, to say something like this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because I bookmark this.
[SPEAKER_05]: He says, I want to go back to a post about a Chinese peasant who was taken to an alien planet.
[SPEAKER_05]: He explained as they told him, when ships create magnetic gravity bubbles, their mass is reduced to zero.
[SPEAKER_05]: So the point is that you can travel Ftl,
[SPEAKER_05]: Fast and speed of light, okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: An easily bend space and time when your mass is zero on the other hand, he explained that fast maneuvers on Earth by UFO is tilting.
[SPEAKER_05]: You own mass from like two tons to 500 kg and moving really, really fast.
[SPEAKER_05]: That sounds like something how it's sure is.
[SPEAKER_05]: What do Chinese peasant was taking from a farm by aliens?
[SPEAKER_05]: The first time I was the interaction they had.
[SPEAKER_07]: The first time I was on the mic after my first last row of parents in New Mexico.
[SPEAKER_07]: I talked about like velocity and Dan was like, what is velocity?
[SPEAKER_07]: And I was like, ah, you know, mass times acceleration is something.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was awesome.
[SPEAKER_07]: I remember.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so Dan, he gets it.
[SPEAKER_07]: He just said he confirmed.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I would say something exactly like this.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like that, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was one of your, I think first your second appearance in the show.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was like probably second or third appearance, but my first time like being last row because it was the day I got back from New Mexico State University.
[SPEAKER_02]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: We were watching two dudes boxing.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't remember what it was.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I was like, oh yeah, Velocity is this and Dan just confirmed this, so thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was like five years ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm a lot smarter than I thought I was.
[SPEAKER_05]: You actually are.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then why is all this shit happening in Mexico and Nevada?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, that's the other high desert, high desert, especially for anything going into space, especially taking a picture of the higher you are in our atmosphere, into the troposphere, the less distortion or so.
[SPEAKER_03]: When we use telescopes, high power telescopes from ground level,
[SPEAKER_03]: You have to basically use an algorithm to adjust for what the atmosphere does to the lens.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right?
[SPEAKER_03]: But the higher up you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the satellite arrays we have now, especially the radio telescope satellite arrays, are typically up in the mountains.
[SPEAKER_03]: One of the Andes is one of why they're all over the place.
[SPEAKER_03]: But they're typically as high up as we can get them.
[SPEAKER_03]: And New Mexico is a get a lot of high desert, which means open space plus elevation.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, and then any of the questions.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, Lopez is getting any other fucking questions.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so why did a girl that I met at that stadium now it taxed by a shark?
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that what she has in her arms?
[SPEAKER_05]: Go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that what happened to her?
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, you see what's the coolest scar on her armpit slash tit that she showed me?
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, from a shark place.
[SPEAKER_04]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, she was so much younger than me.
[SPEAKER_07]: She was so much younger than me.
[SPEAKER_07]: But hey, how did she live by a shark in New Mexico maybe an alien shark?
[SPEAKER_05]: I Or shark NATO.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, could have been Mario Lopez wasn't he in that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, uh, Terri who else was in that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Terri, Reed wasn't that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, she was used to be the... Oh, it was uh, Ian Zering from uh, she was lead with Ian Zering from 9 to 2.0 Oh, cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and she lost uh, she lost the toe in the Big Lebowski, too, so it's like, she's uh...
[SPEAKER_03]: She's missing a lot now.
[SPEAKER_03]: She got it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Terri, you got to tack by a shark, is that what you're saying?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she's like, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: But he's like going through all this shit, like just reading the back and forth.
[SPEAKER_05]: Again, I went way down a reddit rabbit hole, but I was, I had a gummy last night.
[SPEAKER_05]: And by myself, my kids are in white for back and North Carolina.
[SPEAKER_05]: A lot of these people have intelligent arguments of this.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so a lot of them are saying,
[SPEAKER_05]: What we've been working on potentially and what people are seeing is that we, the United States and in the military, is working on their own version of generating its own gravity.
[SPEAKER_05]: So a lot of the things that we're seeing, or the sightings and shit over the years, is our own military creating these things, testing them out, and then...
[SPEAKER_05]: boom, they're gone and nobody says another word about them.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so like that makes sense to me because I've always thought that too.
[SPEAKER_05]: Could it potentially not be aliens who have come here, but our own government trying to recreate something or for the first time create something?
[SPEAKER_05]: And then fly this shit all around these bases, because a lot of these sightings are to be fair, near military bases.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's the one in San Diego?
[SPEAKER_05]: uh... uh... uh... marine core base look coronado uh... and uh... coronado can't court carado is the seal base yeah and it's the up in the yes paneled in the home yes no twenty-and-a-poms is in uh... that's uh... that's the desert yes that's uh... more west we're just paneled in the one i'm talking about so a lot of these sightings are down by there yep uh... in particular the one that was released by the pentagon i believe was over the pacific ocean right outside of the where the pilot starts freaking out
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, we're that thing would jump into the water.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, you know, his reaction was, I've never seen anything like this before, and this is moving too fast.
[SPEAKER_05]: They were trying to get a walk on it or something.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll try to find the video room.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, those videos, none of those videos are accurate.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why would the Pentagon release those then?
[SPEAKER_03]: But I mean, the video itself is accurate, but the interpretation of it is not.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's something called parallaxes, and you got to understand what it is for it to make sense to you.
[SPEAKER_03]: If I'm, let's say I'm in a plane, I've got a camera on the front of my plane, and I'm flying at 600 miles per hour this way, and then an object is going, 20, even just 20 miles per hour this way, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's going in a different direction I am, but I'm viewing it from my camera.
[SPEAKER_03]: My camera's moving, and that object is moving.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm not witnessing the true speed of the object.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm witnessing that speed times my speed and times, not plus times, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: So it looks like it's going fucking a thousand miles per hour from a dead standstill, but that's not really what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just that it's just basic ignorance of physics is why people think those are spaceships.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: The end.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then by the way, the one that is spearheading this,
[SPEAKER_05]: is Anna Polina Luna.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's saying release the fucking tapes and according to her, she personally, this is a statement from her, not anyone else out of her mouth.
[SPEAKER_05]: She said, she has personally seen up to 46 classified UAP videos and once the Pentagon released them, and why has the release taken so long.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she's the release is taken so long because it's our stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what you think.
[SPEAKER_05]: And yes, that would go back to the theory on Reddit then, so that a lot of people have of like, hey guys, let's not get confused with aliens and what are military's creating on its own.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll also camp Pendleton right by Mexico, illegal aliens.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, everywhere I know and so were they flying these ships probably not probably not live moss You know, I think it's fun to test Shit on them.
[SPEAKER_07]: So if you're gonna probe somebody throw them in the spaceship.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, throw it to test Oh, test it on illegal's or homeless people like got go to fucking town.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't give a shit Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, give both of them with their like corn and they make a lotus out of it
[SPEAKER_05]: I was going to say Free Holes kind of made a little fucking corn cob with still squeeze in an asshole if it's small enough I think so I mean big and I don't think forcing it in corn cob is yeah I mean you just got a butter it up yeah it's just ribbed for his pleasure it is it is so that might be a way to get him there but yeah she keeps doing interviews about this over and over and over again yes she wants attention desperately well here's the interesting part to your point Dan according to
[SPEAKER_05]: Pete Hegziff, he's saying we shouldn't release these citing national security concerns.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, if he's saying that, that makes me think, hey guys, this is shit that we're working on, could you please just shut the fuck up and let us continue working on the shit and it's not aliens?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the most likely conclusion.
[SPEAKER_08]: The fact like we would know if Aliens got here, the smallest likelihood that they found our solar system out of every single solar system and didn't make themselves known in any way is that doesn't make any sense to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: This has to be our government stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: That would make the most sense of like, they're testing stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: They don't want people to know about it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's often weird places in the desert and then someone snaps a quick cell phone footage and they're like shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now we gotta talk about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, when we had Dan John Brink is on the show, Rest in Peace, obviously, we went into this debate, way, way, way back in Wilmington.
[SPEAKER_05]: When we were there, and ironically we were moving back, fucking six and a half years later, he said it wouldn't be possible.
[SPEAKER_05]: He said, why would they send an alien in a spaceship?
[SPEAKER_05]: If you have the technology, why wouldn't it be like an unmanned drone or something like that?
[SPEAKER_05]: And when he said that on our show, when we were alive that day, you remember when the episode cut out?
[SPEAKER_05]: And then he said, it's audio files, and they were all fucked up with some weird voices and shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: We played them on air, but during that, that made the most amount of sense to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was like, yeah, why put a body in something like that if you were going that far from another planet?
[SPEAKER_05]: why risk it, like if you had the technology that it could do everything, why put an alien these goddamn things.
[SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, I mean, I kind of side with that, but I guess we'll see, I mean, allegedly this is going to come out in the next two or three days.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I don't know, my other question to you guys is like, even if it did come out, at this point with the obscene shit and everything else that's going on, we're such a conspiracy culture
[SPEAKER_05]: even if you did.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think people would believe it, but no one would care or act upon it or do anything about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: You think it would be like the Twitter files where they just release it in 72 hours later every week.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, people like that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Aliens are real.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like there's 100% proof every human on earth believes that can see this and it's somehow proof.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'd still don't think anyone would care.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now we would start making fucking memes about it and people would sell merch.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's interesting.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, either way, man, I would love to see it and hear about it, but I would set off a whole new wave of conspiracies, and that's going to lead into the other conspiracy about Epstein and the cover up.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is all just a cover up for Epstein.
[SPEAKER_05]: It would be a blast.
[SPEAKER_05]: It would be fun to write a song.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's all true.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it's all true.
[SPEAKER_07]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think a lot of people would look into it, but
[SPEAKER_07]: But that's about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: But it seems like as a society and a culture we're just moving from one conspiracy to the next.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then because right now, the rest of the half of the people last night on the internet we're saying, the reason why Trump said this was, he's trying to cover up for the Epstein files, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: But truthfully, he's been talking about aliens for years.
[SPEAKER_05]: It really has.
[SPEAKER_05]: Obama said it's false.
[SPEAKER_05]: He said during his administration, he knew nothing.
[SPEAKER_05]: So is this technology that new that it wasn't going on during his era or is he fucking long?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I don't know if you're, are you familiar with Kathy Hockel?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: The governor of New York.
[SPEAKER_05]: Anybody?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's she say about black people and computers?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they don't know how to use them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: So maybe that's, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe Obama just can't use a computer.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if he is, he ain't black.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like Joe Biden said.
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well Actually fuck Bob, I'll play this video here.
[SPEAKER_05]: I he used to say no apparently Two weeks ago he said yes play this clip.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm just self-centered.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're right now It's from April 29th Wait, we could go.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, this we played this I think play it right now the same one, but yeah, I'll play this is from like February 14th February 14th, 2026
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's what he did it roughly.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right, that's what he wants.
[SPEAKER_05]: Fuckin' four months ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm talkin' about during his administration, he said no.
[SPEAKER_05]: So like, why yes now, though?
[SPEAKER_09]: He, this clip went viral like a month or two ago where he kind of just like offhandedly said yes, but I don't know, here you go.
[SPEAKER_12]: Play this one more time now, yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_12]: So a couple of questions here.
[SPEAKER_12]: Our aliens reel.
[SPEAKER_14]: They're real, but I haven't seen them, and they're not being kept in, what is it?
[SPEAKER_14]: Area 51, there's no underground facility, unless there's this enormous conspiracy, and they they hit it from the President of the United States.
[SPEAKER_14]: What was the first question you wanted answered when you became President?
[SPEAKER_14]: Where are the aliens?
[SPEAKER_12]: Where are the aliens?
[SPEAKER_12]: Who, is there a person that you most want to meet that you haven't met?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll be honest with you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I hate Brian Taylor.
[SPEAKER_03]: He went on to say, I think, to clarify that statement, I think it was even within that same interview that he believes Aliens exist, because of course they do, because the universe is huge.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think he was a medic to anything though.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, and then, because, here's why this is so confusing, Bob, play the next clip.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here is with Stephen Colbert, not on the show.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what's setting this in, looks like a very nice Chinese restaurant or something like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's odd, but where they were discussing aliens, and I think this was the one we played or talked about.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would remember the Brian Tyler Cohen guy, because I fucking hate him.
[SPEAKER_12]: You said of aliens, quote, they're real, but I haven't seen them.
[SPEAKER_12]: Then you try to walk it back the next day, you know no one believed you, right?
[SPEAKER_12]: Because that first one had the ring of truth.
[SPEAKER_12]: It was just a guy, just let it finally let it out.
[SPEAKER_12]: And then the next day, like, well, what I meant was, I'm sure that somewhere out there, given the infinite nature of the universe, the no one buys that,
[SPEAKER_12]: You know, just come clean, man.
[SPEAKER_12]: You don't want to tarnish a reputation for just like frankness.
[SPEAKER_12]: What do you want to see?
[SPEAKER_12]: At this point of your career, Lord.
[SPEAKER_12]: Sir, at long last, won't you trust us?
[SPEAKER_12]: I thought it was so obvious what I meant.
[SPEAKER_12]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, it was obvious what you meant.
[SPEAKER_14]: And we all got the message.
[SPEAKER_14]: Here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_14]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_14]: For those of you who still think that, you know, we've got little green men underground somewhere.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_14]: One of the things you learn as president is
[SPEAKER_14]: But government is terrible at keeping secrets.
[SPEAKER_14]: This idea of conspiracy theories, if there were aliens or aliens, spaceships or anything, under the control of the United States government that we knew about seeing photographs what have you.
[SPEAKER_14]: I promise you.
[SPEAKER_14]: Some guy guarding the installation would have taken a selfie with one of the aliens and send it to his girlfriend and press him 100%.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Last row, Lopez.
[SPEAKER_03]: Last row, Lopez would have gotten caught going to the fucking movies with one of these aliens.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, going to fucking Beetlejuice play with Lauren Bobert, but it's an alien and you got a hand job from it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Get in that house.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fucking thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's exposed.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no fucking way that private PFC carol.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care what his security clearance is.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's keeping a fucking secret.
[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't exist.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_05]: I a thousand percent agree.
[SPEAKER_05]: And this has always been my argument with Bush in 911, where I'm like, you think somebody that dumb?
[SPEAKER_05]: could pull off a conspiracy like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not a fucking prayer dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now he almost died from pretzels.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no way he's running a conspiracy.
[SPEAKER_07]: You also had that plastic bag over his head.
[SPEAKER_07]: There was like that picture of him like it was raining.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, put the plastic bag underneath you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like puts his head back up to breathe and he's like, he's like laughing.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ah, he's like, oh, he almost suffocated himself.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: It reminds me of, it reminds me of Robert Downey Jr. in a tropical thunder talking about farting and bath, thumbs of laugh at his ass off.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's George W. Bush.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like he was out of the range doing, I don't know if it was an Aberdeen or where it was, but there were tests and now some new equipment and he's holding the binos up to his eyes and the goddamn lens caps are on.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's like, you know, these photographers are pretty good, but he had to hold them there for a second for them to get that photo off.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's too long to not notice that the lens caps are on.
[SPEAKER_03]: When you put them up to your eyeballs and it's all black,
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, yeah, all right, I know, I know, I know, but yeah, as is the time takes down, so when these files are released, obviously we'll keep an eye on it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've gotten all the messages, I just, and still somebody else, a little bigger, picks it up than I got.
[SPEAKER_05]: I feel all right about talking about it, otherwise I don't want to be the conspiracy guy for every fucking thing, but I have always been fascinated with with UFOs and
[SPEAKER_05]: and all this other shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, we'll see what happens and if Trump releases the files.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now's the point of the show.
[SPEAKER_05]: We get to the drinking bro of the week.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bob, go to drinkingbrows.com, pull up the old website there, bro box.
[SPEAKER_05]: Still available right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: A lot of people are asking, hey, is it too late to get the shares?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, you can get them.
[SPEAKER_05]: He eats out and everybody's going to beat games, all that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: It can fit two tall boys.
[SPEAKER_05]: uh... in the handles there uh... and uh... and i love it i'm a i'm kissing six four and that chair so goddamn comfortable there uh... beat shirts are amazing that we just dropped over there uh... got cell phone cases now for all the shows drink bro's crime corner citizen
[SPEAKER_05]: everything else and we got a ton of merch up there and we got some old school merch.
[SPEAKER_05]: We brought a lot of it back and the old school merch is back to soon.
[SPEAKER_05]: What is that dropping soon button up there at the top of the thing?
[SPEAKER_05]: Brandon Muster's out of that, I like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: uh... which one uh... it was it was at the very top of the page there oh look at that let's turn in three different things now oh this yeah at the head that's not clickable it's just tank tops are dropping soon that's what it is great all right fuck yeah do let's go that's what i like i know i know you do i know you do uh... damn that all let's you go uh... low pez you are are drinking bro of the week um... look man
[SPEAKER_05]: We're obviously leaving Austin, Texas, wanted to have you on here and just say that we love you.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's been a blast getting to know you over the years and it was fun sending out to all the games and all that other shits and I'm so thankful that you came up to me and say, hey man, I'm a fucking drink of bronze, like all right, dope dude, do you remember the first time?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no, I only remember being in your truck.
[SPEAKER_05]: Remember your body?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah, throat tattoo guy.
[SPEAKER_07]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's doing great.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is he?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: Where's he at?
[SPEAKER_07]: He's doing better than he was.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's in an oil field somewhere.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's working oil, but he was working at a gas station.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I remember, I remember.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that was on the side of the road.
[SPEAKER_05]: waiting in traffic to get out of Dan and I were doing a live show from University of Texas.
[SPEAKER_05]: Somebody like put the camera back on him.
[SPEAKER_05]: Somebody like him.
[SPEAKER_05]: Said hey, I'm a drinking bro listener, and then your buddy who worked at a gas station Yep, he's like oh fuck yeah, man fucking love you dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was like awesome dude We're fucking drinking bros those like you guys lost a stocker like what the fuck you doing there?
[SPEAKER_05]: We're like oh man, we don't have a ride.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was like I think we were walking something you were and I go you want to get in the truck If you're listening as I trust you, I did you were like
[SPEAKER_05]: You're fucking serious, dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I go, yeah, you're gonna suck it, so.
[SPEAKER_05]: I go, I'll take your wherever you need to go.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm like, I'm going home as I'll drop you off.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, fuck man, and your buddy, I don't know if you remember.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll start, I probably do, because you guys were fucking trash.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, look.
[SPEAKER_05]: I did a couple, but not enough to impair my ability to remember the story.
[SPEAKER_05]: He takes on a cell phone and just starts to take in it in my face and he goes, man, you're not going to be like, what's up or whatever the app was?
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to believe this.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to fucking do for the new guy, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's driving home.
[SPEAKER_04]: Trump for the Texas Game.
[SPEAKER_04]: Whatever, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm dying, laughing, and I'm like, hey, dude, hi, everybody.
[SPEAKER_05]: What is this even on?
[SPEAKER_05]: And it goes, oh shit, man, my thing, man, we know whatever the thing was, and I remember King's stuck in traffic.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so it took like 30 minutes to drop you guys off to whoever the fuck you were going.
[SPEAKER_05]: A few blocks away from you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[SPEAKER_05]: And I was like, holy shit dude, I don't know if this guy's gonna kill me or not.
[SPEAKER_05]: The gas station guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah, not you.
[SPEAKER_05]: He looks like he would.
[SPEAKER_05]: Shardaz?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look like a serial killer and I was like, oh man, I'm having mixed feelings about this one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, however he did go out to his buddies with the fucking camera and the cell phone footage.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I was like, eh, what he murdered me now?
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, dammit, you know, whatever the fuck it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's a sweet boy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's really, I'm not gonna go into the story, but, oh yeah, yeah, that's what I thought you were going.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, not going to tell that on air and incriminate myself, yourself or anyone else, but that is one I will take to my grave.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it told Ryan this privately a long time ago.
[SPEAKER_07]: And he probably knows I've known Ryan for five years.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ever since I've been a part of drinking bros, I've known Ryan.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, that was the first encounter I had with last row and then his buddy.
[SPEAKER_05]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ever seen his buddy ever since?
[SPEAKER_07]: Dude, that was one of the last times I ever saw him.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know the reason why.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, and it's great.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's fine, which is why I'm like, hey, cool man, I'll take to the grave.
[SPEAKER_05]: I get another one.
[SPEAKER_05]: I get another story like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: We actually shot.
[SPEAKER_05]: We actually, we actually filmed it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So like, there's been this conspiracy on the show that we deleted this NFL draft show, which was what wasn't true.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was the Falcon's pick.
[SPEAKER_05]: It just so happened.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was just crazy like lightning's rainstorm and Wilmington with Carolina.
[SPEAKER_05]: literally the internet and everything had caught out of the exact moment where I was saying fuck this, fuck this, and then it end something, but I was like, the real answer was not again.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think people thought I said the n-word or something like that, I was like, no, dude, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I go, we came back on air like 15 minutes, 18 minutes later, because that's how bad the storm was, but anyways, we had to delete the episode and then put out another one and there's like a conspiracy around it, there was no conspiracy on that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: The real conspiracy one is there isn't an episode that we have never heard, and it sits in a vault.
[SPEAKER_05]: We will err it when this person dies, and that's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: But he told the craziest story ever told in Drinking Bro's history, and I'm positive.
[SPEAKER_05]: He would go to prison overnight.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, uh, oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, maybe not, but no.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I think he was just, I think this person,
[SPEAKER_05]: and whatever the reactions work.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm cool with that same here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Fuck it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So if I can shock it up to Street Justice in any way, shape or form, I'm good to go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, I don't really give it shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, for sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just saw that fucking Fed Act driver in Houston, who murdered that girl, the seven-year-old, who just got sentenced to death yesterday.
[SPEAKER_07]: What?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And Houston do in this thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was a white guy who was driving this fucking thing and like, um, you know, it was this little girl and it was a matte major national story I'm like, it's just killed the guy now.
[SPEAKER_05]: What are we gonna wait 20 years for this fucking piece of shit to live and then pay for all of his shit?
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, or just let the parents come now?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_05]: uh... we're not going to do it probably good thing it is i would trust you on the yes and it exists i we got it and here's why here's why i'll tell you i saved it not to lead it i think the story is so fucking legendary and cool and because i thought this person was justified in doing it in death i would love to share that story afterwards and be like if you thought that guy was about us
[SPEAKER_05]: Here's even something more about us.
[SPEAKER_05]: Guy or girl?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: P.C.
[SPEAKER_05]: whatever.
[SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, I have it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it was me, Dan, the guests, and Jesse.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, Jesse was just filming it.
[SPEAKER_05]: We were filming it.
[SPEAKER_05]: We were on the road somewhere.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so she was filming, and she was just like, I mean, her eyes just start going wide.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm trying to maintain
[SPEAKER_05]: a normal level here as I'm hearing this story and I'm like, whoa, dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: But anyways, with you, that was the first time I met you and you came to a couple more shows and I was like, hey, what if we threw you on the road for some of these things into the last row Lopez?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: The amount of girls you met, fucks.
[SPEAKER_05]: So sick.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's nuts.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was crazy.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, obviously, thank you and drinking bros and all that stuff.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, just for this chance to do these things.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, we got your car too.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I got me a fuckin' hard dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: But to go from just like a normal dude who like, I was working security for an armored truck company, you know, to like, traveling around, just a bit banging college, or it's, you know.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then just be like, oh yeah, you're gased and everything is reimbursed was so sick.
[SPEAKER_07]: Cause there was times where I'd be traveling and doing these things where,
[SPEAKER_07]: I wouldn't know if I could even afford like to get the hotel buy the booze and then wait to get reimbursed by you.
[SPEAKER_07]: I told you dude, just come in and I was on my way.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I personally always hand him.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I would have to like, bro, I barely have enough gas to even get back to the studio, but I need this check because I don't get paid for another week.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are they been a cool reimbursed for this whole trip?
[SPEAKER_07]: I just took with like hotel food booze gas.
[SPEAKER_05]: And every time you came in, you always came in on Monday and you said, hey dude, I hate to ask you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, because I know you guys do pay out some on Fridays.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I go.
[SPEAKER_05]: I understand the position here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it was like embarrassing for me to do that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I could barely afford to take myself out there.
[SPEAKER_07]: We were the ones to send shout-out there, but I didn't know that, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: I never told you, of course.
[SPEAKER_05]: Totally.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you didn't know until just now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I would just write a check and say, all right, great.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here you go.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what we do with street cons on those guys, too.
[SPEAKER_05]: We were just like, you know,
[SPEAKER_05]: You hope that some of the shit breaks and pops and all that other stuff and it's been great.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so thank you for doing all that and it was an absolute blast.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, do you think?
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you, obviously.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was one of the craziest things ever.
[SPEAKER_07]: Super fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: I just located my knee at a Texas A&M game, which I don't think anyone knew about that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I didn't know that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dude, so I was talking to this babe with my back to the field, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, we're like walking around taking pictures.
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't talk to this chick, and then I hear the crowd kind of pop off.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm like, oh, something, a big play just happened.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dude, all I did was turn around, dislocated my knee.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, I was standing still.
[SPEAKER_07]: I just like took a little step to turn around.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm on my ass, beer spills everywhere.
[SPEAKER_07]: I saved both my beers, like they didn't spill too much, but they still splashed.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I see my, it was my left knee, which is my good knee.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like out of it's socket and so I was like smacked smacked smacked like smacked it back in a place Marcus picked me up and I was like, so you guys want to go dancing after this or and they were like, oh, no Like we can't they like, you know, they did not go dancing with us Which turned out to be really good because my knee was it's still fucked like it was fucked Like I can barely drive back My knee was in so much pain.
[SPEAKER_07]: I couldn't sleep that night because I just located and then just like drunkenly smacked it back into place
[SPEAKER_07]: That's crazy.
[SPEAKER_07]: By turning around, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it was my good knee.
[SPEAKER_07]: My right knee is my bad knee.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was my left knee.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: But also worth it, worth it.
[SPEAKER_07]: We went to Waterworth.
[SPEAKER_07]: We got some food.
[SPEAKER_07]: Worth it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Aided in the tailgate of the truck.
[SPEAKER_07]: We had that the drinking bros like GMC.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_07]: I gave you the fucking truck too.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I barely knew you had to take the company truck.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's my car at that time.
[SPEAKER_05]: I still, I was like, I can't make it to New Mexico.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just did insurance last night.
[SPEAKER_05]: Current transfer is for coupe for the other truck.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because like, all right, man, let me fucking put you on to the insurance.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can drive it out like you had we did the same.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's right Yeah, my fucking call I texted you be like pro.
[SPEAKER_07]: I would love to because you to eat you called me on a Wednesday So you can eat go to New Mexico state on Saturday.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep, and I'm like Brother, I would love to my cars and work here like do just come by the student cover to truck
[SPEAKER_07]: I was like, we've met four times, maybe prior to that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I picked you guys up off the side of the road.
[SPEAKER_07]: What the fuck, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm on my way.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, that trucks arrived.
[SPEAKER_07]: We didn't do anything to it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Truckers.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, Marcus, Marcus, my boy, that would come film with me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: He doesn't drink at all.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I know.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I would drive to the events.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'd get fucked up, and then he would drive us back.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dude, it was eight a.m. My favorite was going to Norman Oklahoma versus like Nebraska.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm colored by.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I could even tell who's team was who on the field.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, both are rats.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because they're both rats.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I have to get into character when a crop top and thigh hugger is like, I look stupid.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's a 10 a.m. game.
[SPEAKER_07]: So what's 8 a.m. we're walking to the field.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm drinking.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was poor.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like again, yeah, I was drinking gym beam because all I could afford.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just walking down the road to try and get drunk to be like in character to be like, what up, y'all?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: But this is a day of Jim Beam to the dome.
[SPEAKER_05]: No food.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I remember, I remember when you were getting big, there was one of my best friends that flown out from North Carolina and he's with his son.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I had taken my son to the game.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was Texas.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's say LSU.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's when all those girls came up to me, my God.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I go, I'd text you and go, hey, man, so my body, the trophy, my body loves you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Any Nick, shout out to Nick Levak.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll see you in a few weeks, buddy.
[SPEAKER_05]: But Nick goes, man,
[SPEAKER_05]: I just want to meet last row Lopez and I go, oh, I was like, really?
[SPEAKER_04]: And it goes here right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he's here at the game because no fucking wait.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can we get a picture of them?
[SPEAKER_05]: And I go, yeah, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_05]: I go, it's like, Texas you.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you go, me and me down by whatever stats you that is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so the BVote statue with the trophy room is for the,
[SPEAKER_07]: All the sports there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so we I walked down there.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is no lie.
[SPEAKER_05]: There is a line stretch of like 30 to 40 hot girls that are in line to just take a picture It was so sick.
[SPEAKER_05]: I couldn't fucking believe it and I go I go Nick man We can we can just go back and get a drink or something.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's bad because I don't I didn't know who to be more respectful to like you guys Obviously or them, but I'm like But by we did it you know you're good and he goes Nick Nick is just dying laughing and he goes
[SPEAKER_05]: No, just let me enjoy this moment dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: I had beer like on my shirt like I was talking beer I look like a mess here.
[SPEAKER_07]: All these babes were like, yo.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, every hot girl the University of Texas I think I'm actually I think I'm at the show with with Ryan or I don't I don't call it game with Ryan and This girl walks up to me and she's like you took a picture with my mom last year
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, this did happen.
[SPEAKER_07]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can confirm.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we were like we were handing out hearty apps like yeah At the tell it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and she walks up saying you got a photo from my mom last year.
[SPEAKER_07]: Can we get one?
[SPEAKER_07]: And I was like, yo, that's so cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's amazing.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I wish I had sex with her mom.
[SPEAKER_07]: I did know I'm a Christian
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I remember the waffle house gracious.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not gonna give you that story, but you're Arkansas, I believe.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it was a waffle house.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was whatever barbecue chocolate.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, that was a low moment.
[SPEAKER_05]: We got it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Phil Arkansas rules.
[SPEAKER_05]: We got a DM and Danny hits us up our social media check because she's the one that checks.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, that shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: She goes, uh...
[SPEAKER_05]: She says, hey, man, there's a lady from a fucking waffle house or something in Arkansas that says, please stop talking about me on air.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want people to know that this happens and everything else.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I was like, we were in Tennessee the next weekend where I mentioned that story.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, it was beautiful, but also know this.
[SPEAKER_05]: We offered you a job, this is the last part of this, and if you get out of here, offer you a job.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I said, why don't you be the office manager and take care of everything, and I knew what your salary was?
[SPEAKER_05]: I said, we will double it, just come over here and do and work for us.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just keep an eye on everything, and, you know, guests, booze, like, normal shit for an office manager, and you said, no,
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm working with this company forever.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love them and it's I work with my best friends and it's the time of my life and you you said no, and I was very admirable because thank you I was offering to double your fucking salary.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, literally and because we love you so much and you were gonna be our mascot for drinking So I can the office for every day
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, and you said, no man, I love this fucking company and like you just don't see that anymore where people are like, oh shit, I love what I'm doing and I'll stay here for less money.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: You really don't.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, so are you still with that company?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I actually, I still have the same crew of like, you know, I've, you know, I own a paintball team as well, I was just an only, but like I've gotten multiple guys there jobs like through the paintball community.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I work with my friends.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're all making good money now and they're able to like support themselves and paintball and also we support the team as well, you know, sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then you introduce this to Ryan.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's how we met.
[SPEAKER_07]: So like yeah, he hit me up because I was I played like paintball for the first time in 10 years and he's like, oh, a drink and bro is playing paintball and
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, yeah, actually, I used to play way back in the day.
[SPEAKER_07]: I used to compete in this shit, and I just got back into it, and that's how we became friends.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then also, I started a little bit off the show.
[SPEAKER_07]: No shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: I started my own team.
[SPEAKER_07]: And now we're actually like a 501C3 like charity for community outreach for like youth.
[SPEAKER_07]: They actually have a really great kids program.
[SPEAKER_07]: So we have a really good youth program who's like one of the top teams.
[SPEAKER_05]: I wish you to tell me this, man, because my kids are already back east already.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're moving next week, but I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would have a gentle panel.
[SPEAKER_05]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: how how how bad is what's the age what's the age um... it's like under sixteen but usually it's like uh... twelve to sixteen i was gonna say that you have to carry the gun and it's like it's heavy and it's big and like having like a nine or a ten or two big the thing to like half of them like even just carry the paintball gun itself and it's a little bit too young there's a lot of you know good 12 year olds out there like thirteen rills but
[SPEAKER_07]: uh... we have a good like under sixteen line that uh... is like one of the best in the state and we send them all of the place one of our youth lines uh... tried out for like team us a which are limpix and paintball uh... so he there's like three sets of tryouts he made to the third set of trouts it didn't end up making the team but we were about to fly him to paris like we were going to fly him there fly as mom there pay for all the things to have him go to paris to compete in like the Olympics of paintball all right he didn't make the team unfortunately but
[SPEAKER_07]: Like that's who we have, and that's why I love that part of paintball.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like it's fun to me, I love playing, like having these youths.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, I've seen these kids from 13 years old now they're driving some of them.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's so cool to see them have their own car, pull-ups of the field and be like, Scott, look at this car.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, you can fucking drive now.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's just, it's been a blessing to just do that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Time fucking goes fast.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's very cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: It does.
[SPEAKER_07]: And they look at me like, I'm a roll model.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't like that.
[SPEAKER_08]: They all look up to Scott.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's so.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're like, you know, angsty teenagers, and they're like, yeah, you know, Scott, tell me your crazy stories and I'm like, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: there jerseys also say in last row we trust that's on every every jersey that we have it's like somewhere hidden but on the forearms it's like a last row we trust it's great yeah it's cool it's something similar I will not talk about it on air because it would cost me a lot financially it was worth it I hit something so hell yeah yeah it's a great story for five years from now hell yeah okay but I love you I love you you've been not only an amazing employee and worker and fucking friend
[SPEAKER_05]: over the years, but yeah, I just, I think you're one of the greatest people human being wise that I've ever met in my life.
[SPEAKER_07]: That really means a lot, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and I hope, you know, obviously we'll be back in the fall for Ohio State Texas, so.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, for sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe that'll be the, we'll bring out last row for that game.
[SPEAKER_05]: You want to go?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so I'm a you see Homer like I'm not I know you are gay and annoying about it I know cuz I'm just like, oh, yeah, I do love this if we lost all right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you know they're gonna lose, but But I go sir.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would love to we're and you know it Were you put you still have the gear fuck yeah, let's go.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm all of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got it so today today.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm I'm telling the world I'll see you then I'll see this that dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's so cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's gonna be a blast
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