[SPEAKER_15]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, Ed, good to see you again.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then, and now, he'll be here quiet with us.
[SPEAKER_00]: We will start the show.
[SPEAKER_15]: TMOS, classic.
[SPEAKER_15]: Friday, flashback.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because you know what I just did.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's what it was.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what it was.
[SPEAKER_08]: The entire thing we just went through, right where I cost this show 20 minutes before we could go to airtime was my fat stupid American university should have gone to Catholic school.
[SPEAKER_08]: Jump and ask.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not plugging in the right nipple into my Mac and I cost the show 20 minutes Dicking around doing a little and I am an idiot and I am so bad myself No, no, Mike no Mike needs to be spoken to by Mike right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I must speak to myself.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right hold on just say come in here Yeah
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: You should be sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: I thought that was ridiculous.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look what you put everybody through.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: How many times, how many times do you come up here and plug that computer in Mike?
[SPEAKER_08]: And get it right and just do this.
[SPEAKER_08]: You do the same thing every day, but you forget.
[SPEAKER_08]: You forget because you're lazy, you're lazy, and you're not in here early enough, and you're not sweating the details.
[SPEAKER_08]: I want you to get your goddamn ass together and do things properly so you don't waste people's time.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: You should be.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, we done.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, are we done?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, maybe we're not done.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe we're gonna talk about it some more.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: You should be.
[SPEAKER_08]: No drinks for you tonight.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh no!
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm so mad at myself.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am so...
[SPEAKER_08]: I would say they're... All right, I have to go behind the scenes.
[SPEAKER_06]: You should.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have lots of connections, and there's lots going back and forth, and there are lots of audio sources, and lots of microphones, and lots of speakers, because there are lots of computers involved, and I am hearing feedback that's like every time I talk, every time I talk, every time I talk, every time I talk, every time I talk, every time I talk.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I can't for the life of me, figure out why.
[SPEAKER_08]: And Oscar walks me through settings on my computer.
[SPEAKER_08]: We narrow it down to one computer.
[SPEAKER_08]: I turn, I mute microphones.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mute, I change microphone settings.
[SPEAKER_08]: I change this, I mute this, I mute that, I mute this, I mute that, then the show starts, and I look down, and I've got my little audio.
[SPEAKER_08]: a little audio input, a jacked that I put in the side of computer every day that I haven't done.
[SPEAKER_08]: And all of that would have been unnecessary, but that thing that you heard at the beginning of the show going, BIRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
[SPEAKER_06]: If I if I had done that you can you unplug and replace we can hear the sound.
[SPEAKER_06]: I actually like the sound.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know you All right, I can make it I can make it like curl your hair.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay This is London
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[SPEAKER_08]: Who is it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Somebody's at the door.
[SPEAKER_08]: What?
[SPEAKER_08]: Waving his hands.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can't hear you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me up with the door.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me see what's going on here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just.
[SPEAKER_08]: This show is going this way.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just robbed.
[SPEAKER_08]: You have a door.
[SPEAKER_06]: Give me a second.
[SPEAKER_06]: We have a door.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: We have a door.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't it takes me a second to get to the door mic.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's all the other side of the room.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, powder right I understand Share on him and he'd be it How dare you doing the best I can You got to get the video today.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have a talking head Fred Big door from the atmosphere.
[SPEAKER_08]: It'll be joining us later on this morning So be aware of that
[SPEAKER_07]: Guys, Charlie, how have you did it?
[SPEAKER_07]: They did it.
[SPEAKER_07]: What did you do?
[SPEAKER_07]: They accepted my name.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, for the rest.
[SPEAKER_07]: Put your lips in.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You've been playing the word.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I sent in.
[SPEAKER_07]: They took the one that I sent in.
[SPEAKER_07]: You wrote in Washington for the day you said, how about?
[SPEAKER_07]: How about the Washington football team?
[SPEAKER_07]: Genius.
[SPEAKER_07]: Didn't you send it on a postcard right right is that right there in DC Rob right and they play football Right, so you put two and two right Don't you don't need that logo that nobody likes so you take that off and just put their numbers on it But you keep the same comments and you call it the Washington Football team
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you like your colors?
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you like the colors?
[SPEAKER_07]: I love the cod, the brookin'y and go!
[SPEAKER_07]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a nice Charlie.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I love Charlie.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hell's one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, that's main Charlie.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's main Charlie.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but of course I dumped it when I had hi boys.
[SPEAKER_08]: How are you?
[SPEAKER_03]: I actually don't, I don't think Washington football team's terrible.
[SPEAKER_03]: It could be worse.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know why?
[SPEAKER_03]: Stop it because it's stupid.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like Korea.
[SPEAKER_03]: The KBO, the Korean baseball organization, which is the you've been watching religiously.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, six AM games, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's either that or the Squawk.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sorry, Nancy.
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way, sorry, Nancy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah, come on.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're last night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hit mine.
[SPEAKER_03]: So.
[SPEAKER_03]: I watch the KBO and I kid you not.
[SPEAKER_03]: This coming week, you'll see these two teams play.
[SPEAKER_03]: LG versus Samsung.
[SPEAKER_03]: The team is called LG, the team is called Samsung.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how they do it in the KBO.
[SPEAKER_03]: No pretense.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just take the sponsor and knock it right out.
[SPEAKER_06]: After three years does the LG team just fail?
[SPEAKER_06]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_08]: I watched this, I saw this news story and I said, unreal, unreal.
[SPEAKER_08]: When you're talking about right now, all over the world, the greatest minds in the world creating, working their asses off to create a vaccine, just save all of our lives and the
[SPEAKER_08]: pathetic sports organization run by a little Napoleon douche that that can't you know that all he wants to do is chew his gum and look like Mr. Tough guy right it wasn't buying a football team.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was turning himself into the godfather That's what he wanted because this is a little guy that couldn't play sports So he wanted to own a sports team to be a tough guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't look at Mr. Snyder.
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't look
[SPEAKER_08]: And after all this time when he said, over my dead body, I'm not going to change the name of the dead, capital letters, capital letters, yeah, okay, damn, damn you nad who like 98% of the people who have met you don't like you because you're so true.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's really unfortunate Mike because on on the same day that this wonderful came out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the Washington football team the Washington football team Seattle who's going through its own it's Oh, you know, it's own it's own it's on Seattle killed it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we'll think about it right because this is and I'm going to steal a page out of Out of Isabella Charlie Bernie's a wonderful daughter who's going to UVM who tried to sit when the Washington football team name came out him and I when we're here in the studio
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't they're marketing people get paid six figures?
[SPEAKER_08]: I believe they see this coming and it's insane.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's insane.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's been 10 names that are just right there to pick off a tree.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they just needed to have the balls to do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: They did their trade of the little guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Meanwhile, in the in the great city of Seattle, Washington, the Seattle Kraken.
[SPEAKER_08]: with a logo that screams to me by the hat right away.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can't even imagine what they're selling right there right right now out in Seattle with a great logo They unveiled it.
[SPEAKER_08]: They pulled the trigger great unique
[SPEAKER_08]: At least the crack and the, at least the crack and it was spectacular.
[SPEAKER_08]: Meanwhile, back here in Scarlet, this is a, this is CBS radio, this is NBC all bald into one with the Redskins organization where they, you, you mean to tell me with all that time, they couldn't pull a name for their fans.
[SPEAKER_08]: So they have to, what, what are they going to, how long they're going to dick around try to figure out what they're going to call.
[SPEAKER_06]: I saw the lady that is their press representative on the news this morning, and she has the, uh, she kind of looks like a pill representative when you're at the doctor's office.
[SPEAKER_06]: Very, very, very pretty, very, very put together, and she says, you know, in many instances when dealing with trademarks, it's an 18-month process.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god!
[SPEAKER_08]: Unbelievable.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that's why this is all about it.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I would almost buy that if the fact is, if they haven't been dealing with this issue on and off for 10 years.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they should have had a plan.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's rewind here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: The trademark situation because we're going through this in certain instances for our business.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've been down the road before.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: It does take those take some time.
[SPEAKER_03]: But wouldn't that be better to say, to come up and say, look, this is what we're working on.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is what we're going after.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've already filed the paper work, but because of the legally, of all this, of what it is today in this world, we can't use that yet, but we're going to go with this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right now this is the way we're talking about is that the former Washington Redskins football team as they've you know They decided they were going to change the name people were talking about it for a few weeks now What they were going to call the team and when it came time to make the announcement because the season is around the corner.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hopefully
[SPEAKER_08]: in the NFL, they have decided because they can't come up with it yet and they can't use it or whatever their stupid reason is.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think they don't have it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think they don't have it yet.
[SPEAKER_08]: To the team as the Washington football team.
[SPEAKER_08]: which to me is just such a joke and it's a that this is pasted a better job the design just a symbol yeah it's just a it's a it's a you're on the radio and that's a the artist formally known as prints yeah
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, this is a city that gave us, uh, you know, this city has had name challenges forever.
[SPEAKER_08]: They didn't that because the violence, inner city violence in Baltimore and Washington, uh, they changed the name of the basketball team from the bullet.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then they decided, um, this is real DC.
[SPEAKER_08]: Why don't we call the team the wizards?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's right, which made no sense at the time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Then there was the old Washington Senators reprising the Washington Senators baseball team, which would have been great.
[SPEAKER_08]: It would have been great to call them the Senators, because the baseball team in DC was always called the Senators, but no, we're going to call them the Nationals.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think, you know, it looked.
[SPEAKER_08]: They want a championship.
[SPEAKER_08]: They are ingrained.
[SPEAKER_08]: Go Nats.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: T.M.O.S.
[SPEAKER_08]: Classic.
[SPEAKER_08]: only one team in Washington DC that hasn't had to change the name got it right except for that little color fiasco back in the 80s when they were when they decided some marketing douche decided mmm coppers popular so is teal let's put copper and teal together for the colors in the nation's capital that should be red white and blue
[SPEAKER_08]: But anyway, so DC is always overthought everything and this is a classic example And this is a team where I don't care what the deal is you go out.
[SPEAKER_08]: You pay whoever you make them the washington warriors You keep the you keep the the skins colors and that's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: You you do it that way
[SPEAKER_06]: Another thing that was sort of lost in the press release yesterday is the fact that the Redskins organization, or I should say the football team organization, has vowed to remove all physical signage of the old logo by the first game.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're giving themselves two and a half months to do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you think maybe you could fast track it just a little bit?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, because they got stuff to sell Mike.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you have to stay out of here and we're the, we're the Washington team, they're just so misguided.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's so many people in that organization that are all about being part of the organization and not just getting things done.
[SPEAKER_03]: So let's give you the downside of them going going, let's say they went public with the name that they hadn't fully trademarked and I'm not okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to do the business now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm down.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: So let's say,
[SPEAKER_03]: Someone within their operation said if we go public with this name and we don't have the trademark Technically it's open season on anybody who wants to just go ahead and print shirts.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah So then let's say that that is the case and they're willing to take the risk of any The gout is a come in the future and are the redskins going to go after them and and the Or the hat and holder.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry the trademark holder
[SPEAKER_03]: Even if you lost all that money and I know it's hard to tell someone to lose the money and just move forward.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is more like it?
[SPEAKER_03]: What is more egregious?
[SPEAKER_03]: You're entire fan base in the country and the nation saying how dumb you are and how inefficient you are and how toned up and how.
[SPEAKER_03]: So toned up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like why would you just not figure out and say we're just going to lose that money and all whatever happens happens.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're just going to put this out there because we've already missed step and stepped on our you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: So if we have any stakeholders like, oh, the pandemic hit us and then the trademark thing hit us, this is the year after up.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the year.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you have to have an updo with this year, but he has never once.
[SPEAKER_06]: He has never once done a thing for his fan base ever.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ever.
[SPEAKER_06]: Since since Snyder took over the team, he's almost been anti-fan.
[SPEAKER_06]: So why would he even consider it now?
[SPEAKER_06]: He won't.
[SPEAKER_06]: He can't.
[SPEAKER_06]: So what we're making?
[SPEAKER_08]: We're just staying.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not up there.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're staying right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's happening?
[SPEAKER_08]: What are they going to do?
[SPEAKER_06]: Hell to the wild and football team?
[SPEAKER_06]: Hell, victory.
[SPEAKER_06]: One thing I like is there is a rumor that has been from several corners that the trademark holder for the team did purchase the Washington Sentinels.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, if you remember the movie with Keanu Reeves, the replacements, which was about the scabs season of the NFL.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I love the replacements.
[SPEAKER_06]: and the Washington Sentinels was based essentially on the Washington football team, there is a slight rumor right now that they might be chasing down the Washington Sentinels, but if they do that, the team will be ever for known, they'll be forever known as the replacements.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not a good organization.
[SPEAKER_06]: But to align themselves with the broken Sentinels.
[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't it like this?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, see, I hear Sentinels.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think of the X-Men.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So they're going to use Washington football team for the entire 20 points.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's what we got.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And if you go to the website, they've actually got artwork prepared that looks like it was done by someone who would not make the soft more year at VCU.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just, I cannot believe they did this.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just can't believe that they didn't have their act together.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mm-hm.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a, it's a pun.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a complete and total pun.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's exactly how it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: That being said, and if there could be some genius, and we could be being played, am I going to buy a Washington football team T-shirt?
[SPEAKER_03]: I probably would if it was just going to be one season one off like a one and done just like I just did you just to be I wanted to tell you this.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't want to insult you you are pure dc That's what could be valuable If you buy it check for spelling errors before you purchase the shirt because I'm pretty sure
[SPEAKER_06]: You want to make that extra layer of coverage.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have it in good authority.
[SPEAKER_08]: There will be a burgundy t-shirt And a gold t-shirt.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm looking at it right now established 19 what 32 or something like that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, 1930s when they came down from DCs football team to change their name to watch them football team pending permanent
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just, that was stupid.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's so unfair.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not worth it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's greed.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the greediest donor in the NFL.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know a couple, or have you met a couple, we've heard of a couple, or heard somebody make fun of a couple, it says, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: We haven't given the baby a name yet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, just when his figure out like what type of name she is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's why he's my cousin Mark.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's the quote from the watch, the redswind.
[SPEAKER_08]: for updated brand clarity and consistency purposes that you want to translate that because we haven't gotten the rights to make all the money it's an NFL team you can put NFL or you write can't there's handle there's only 32 of them it is a licensed print money.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can't miss this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe they were going to do the crack and they're like, damn it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Seattle already has it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Make homemade t-shirts right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: What about the swap monsters?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd go for that all day.
[SPEAKER_06]: The swap.
[SPEAKER_06]: Swamp.
[SPEAKER_06]: Swamp monsters.
[SPEAKER_06]: So Washington Swamp.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I like that when a team is not pluralized, like the day.
[SPEAKER_06]: Utah Jazz.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, the crack in.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So Washington Swamp.
[SPEAKER_03]: What about swap ass?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how you do the swap ass.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's how you do the swap ass.
[SPEAKER_06]: I love the fact that Mike, even though you have not lived in Washington for as many years as you've been gone, you still hate to team.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that's lovely.
[SPEAKER_06]: You really take it with you.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's all the team.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love the players.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're players that are dear friends of mine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mark Ripon, Joe Thiesman, John Regans, these are people I have partied with that I have known all my life.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will tell you that.
[SPEAKER_08]: But the management when it came, organization either things, the organization changed.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and there were 40 year old employees that there were people that have been there for 35 years that were dumped some early by him and he brought in these douchees and it's done it forever not the coaches but just the people that were the administrators who was that guy was at Vinnie Cerrado Yeah, that the guy that he brought in that mad that came in with that
[SPEAKER_08]: And they were mean to people, they were mean to you, they abused me, I will say this, you know it better, speak up boy, you know it better as far as how what we can get to speak to the attitude.
[SPEAKER_06]: They brought me in once.
[SPEAKER_06]: There was a one time thing to announce the pregame not the everything up to when the game started I do the pregame festivities bring the players out all this stuff.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was a really fun gig I did it once it went very well I hit it off with the onfield producer.
[SPEAKER_06]: They said would you like to do this from now on?
[SPEAKER_06]: I said yeah, but
[SPEAKER_06]: They did not pay me and I would have been okay with that because you know what it was a high profile gig and it was a lot of fun and it got to go to a football game eight times eight times a season But they made me pay for parking
[SPEAKER_06]: Then they give you, but you got to stay and watch the game, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I got, well, I got no tickets.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got, I got passes.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then they would clear me, but I could walk the stadium and find a stadium.
[SPEAKER_06]: They didn't pay you to do that?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no money.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I had to pay for park.
[SPEAKER_06]: God, that is dreadful.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it was horrible.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then they kicked me out because they wanted to reinvent the pregame presentation and they brought in a longtime Washington DC legend.
[SPEAKER_06]: Bruce Kelly to do the pregame and then he's exactly.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think he was on a top 40 station at the time and his big move was I think his second or third game He might for some reason I think it was the stealers.
[SPEAKER_06]: He says let's hear it for you Pittsburgh fans and there was a mild chair and he went on the sound system You suck
[SPEAKER_06]: And they loved that.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, well, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: The NFL got wind of that and he was removed and I was brought back.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: But that was he was going under the new to trust me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Everything you say in the pregame is scripted.
[SPEAKER_06]: They hand you a clip with a scripted general attitude by all.
[SPEAKER_06]: Power of marketing.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was horrible.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was when you ever told specifically Mr. Snyder was on the phone, you know, on the field, not to make eye contact.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it was not allowed to approach them.
[SPEAKER_06]: Also, there was an elevator that served the entire club level.
[SPEAKER_06]: And they said, you're not to use the elevator.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I said, why?
[SPEAKER_06]: So that's Mr. Snyder's elevator.
[SPEAKER_06]: One elevator and it was his yeah, and you know I say how many times does he use it in the course of a game From the field to his box.
[SPEAKER_15]: That's it T. M. O. S. Classic
[SPEAKER_02]: Sexual harassment everywhere in Hollywood man, but can you believe it at Nickelodeon Nickelodeon if her this Nickelodeon has fired a male producer after multiple accusations of sexual harassment.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's the creator of Nickelodeon's SpongeBob No Pants.
[SPEAKER_06]: So you have so much wildlife running rampant at your Florida home.
[SPEAKER_08]: We do.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: We do.
[SPEAKER_08]: Constantly.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you have turkeys?
[SPEAKER_08]: We have redtailed hawks.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have a great eagrets.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have great blue herons.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have blue herons.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have white eyeglasses.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have alligators.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have Gar.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have Florida Gar.
[SPEAKER_08]: What about turkeys?
[SPEAKER_08]: We don't have.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have turkeys in Maine.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Turkey's wild.
[SPEAKER_08]: Turkey's all over Maine.
[SPEAKER_06]: There is a senior neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_06]: One of those especially have to be 55 to live their neighborhoods in New Jersey.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's overrun with turkeys.
[SPEAKER_12]: The turkeys are taking over.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's like an infestation.
[SPEAKER_12]: I can't get out of my door.
[SPEAKER_12]: Sometimes I can't get out of my car.
[SPEAKER_12]: Shoot them away.
[SPEAKER_12]: They won't do anything.
[SPEAKER_12]: They just look at you to say, yeah, they don't care.
[SPEAKER_12]: People think it's a laughing matter.
[SPEAKER_11]: It is.
[SPEAKER_11]: Not matter.
[SPEAKER_11]: When I can't get out of my house, it's getting the car because they will go away and you can't get them to go away and they go to bite you.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's a problem.
[SPEAKER_11]: They've broken windows and people's houses when they fight.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's something to be taken seriously.
[SPEAKER_06]: The turkeys only ignore one person and that's Drake.
[SPEAKER_09]: turkeys are breaking windows because they're fighting yes well to get a gun and you don't have to go to the grocery store why or there's Thanksgiving while turkey I've heard that I've always asked because I've always heard this that they're not as tasty as the domestically
[SPEAKER_06]: There, you know what, the flavor is good, but they, they're not hardly any meat on them.
[SPEAKER_06]: I said, you ain't that little wild turkey?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I've a friend who hunted one, and then cooked, it was excellent.
[SPEAKER_09]: They're just not a lot of meat on it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think they're considered technically jive turkeys.
[SPEAKER_09]: You jive turkey?
[SPEAKER_09]: Why did you break that ribbon?
[SPEAKER_09]: I just got the comedy pants out.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, we're going to last break.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, let's close with it, Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: Have you yet watched Lights out with David Spade?
[SPEAKER_06]: What?
[SPEAKER_06]: Have you yet watched Lights Out with David Spade?
[SPEAKER_08]: I haven't done it yet, I should, I'm sorry, I haven't done it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Last night, he does a joke.
[SPEAKER_06]: He says, you know what, this next joke is the monologue.
[SPEAKER_06]: This not so much for me, and they go to the big screen.
[SPEAKER_06]: And on a FaceTime call is Chris Rock to tell the joke.
[SPEAKER_06]: He calls in every favor, he calls in every friend, and it's just, it's so much fun.
[SPEAKER_17]: Pixar has released the trailer for its first African-American feature film.
[SPEAKER_06]: I am so in love with this tape because you have to think about what goes into it.
[SPEAKER_06]: A lot of the great Hollywood stars are dying, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: And you want to get their final interview or their final thoughts before they go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's important.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I think that when they do say commentary on a classic television show, they want to make sure that these are preserved thoughts.
[SPEAKER_06]: Some guy went through all the hoops to get Mickey Rooney, who just passed away within the year to comment on his classic Twilight Zone episode where he played a jockey who wished he could be taller and they were gonna watch the episode and Mickey Rooney was going to comment on the episode it didn't go exactly as the guy had hoped
[SPEAKER_13]: You unlock this door with the key of imagination.
[SPEAKER_13]: Do you remember much about this?
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I don't remember.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, watching it together for the first time.
[SPEAKER_16]: You don't have to remember anything.
[SPEAKER_16]: Nothing.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_16]: Who's going on with you while you're making music?
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't remember.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's too long ago.
[SPEAKER_16]: Today's audience doesn't understand.
[SPEAKER_16]: And maybe we can put this in context.
[SPEAKER_16]: You're playing a jocky.
[SPEAKER_16]: For many years, any time anybody said anything about a short, you were the butt of jokes.
[SPEAKER_17]: Or I'm tired of that.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_16]: the younger audience because they don't just the younger audience doesn't want to see that.
[SPEAKER_17]: This is what that's who's watching this.
[SPEAKER_17]: No, it is.
[SPEAKER_17]: Yes, they're they're watching sexy thing with the kids.
[SPEAKER_17]: They're watching sexy things.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm turned in miserable.
[SPEAKER_03]: I select sexy things.
[SPEAKER_03]: sexy things just for your little machine.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, the whole line.
[SPEAKER_08]: We should isolate the whole.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Say can you play that one back?
[SPEAKER_08]: Can I hear that?
[SPEAKER_06]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: And listen, it doesn't even start off well.
[SPEAKER_13]: You unlock this door with the key of imagination.
[SPEAKER_16]: Do you remember much about this episode?
[SPEAKER_16]: No, I don't remember.
[SPEAKER_16]: We'll watch it together for the first time.
[SPEAKER_16]: You'll make it a lot.
[SPEAKER_13]: Anything less.
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_16]: What was going on with you while you were making this guy?
[SPEAKER_16]: I don't remember.
[SPEAKER_16]: It's too long ago.
[SPEAKER_16]: Today's audience doesn't understand.
[SPEAKER_16]: And maybe we could put this in context.
[SPEAKER_16]: You're playing a jokey.
[SPEAKER_16]: For many years, any time, anybody said anything about a short, you were the butt of jokes.
[SPEAKER_17]: Or I'm tired of that.
[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, the younger audience, because they don't understand.
[SPEAKER_17]: The younger audience doesn't want to see it.
[SPEAKER_16]: That's who's watching this.
[SPEAKER_17]: No, it is.
[SPEAKER_17]: They're watching the sexy thing of the kids.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, the thing is, it's not like he found him on a street.
[SPEAKER_06]: They got Mickey Rooney into a studio and then he just yelled at the guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: What did I tell you before I turned into that?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, really.
[SPEAKER_08]: Honest to God.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me walk off a cliff somewhere before that.
[SPEAKER_06]: The Stephen Colbert show.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've had a few people ask my opinion on it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I still think it's too young to make a call on it.
[SPEAKER_06]: If I like it or not, I love him as an interviewer.
[SPEAKER_06]: But one thing I do love is that he's messing with the format.
[SPEAKER_06]: Last night, I'm sorry, two nights ago.
[SPEAKER_06]: I meant to play this for you guys yesterday.
[SPEAKER_06]: He started the show out with a Q&A, with the audience.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I love what he did here.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yes, the red head and the third row right there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I'd like to know why you're doing this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hell, but that was Carol Burnett in the audience.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, Carol, Carol, um, thank you for being here.
[SPEAKER_06]: What's your question, Carol?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's just that I wanted to know where you get off doing this bit because it's my bit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay fine.
[SPEAKER_06]: You own questions and answers then get up here and show me how it's done.
[SPEAKER_06]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_06]: Carol went out of your mind and she got up on stage and took like three or four questions and Mike before you ask.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, she did.
[SPEAKER_06]: And she is still so together.
[SPEAKER_06]: She was promoting a new DVD.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're finally releasing the first six seasons of the Carol Burnett Show, which have never been syndicated regularly viewing in my house.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, are you familiar?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm breaking sort of a rule here, but I need to set up the bit.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to play a Will Ferrell tape from Saturday Night Live when they would do the Jeopardy bit, and he would go up against Normic Donald as Bert Reynolds and Bert Reynolds would change his name, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, by the way, let me just say yes, in my opinion.
[SPEAKER_09]: Nothing sounding nothing like Bert Reynolds.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, but the attitude that Normic Donald had was the greatest.
[SPEAKER_06]: So here's a so he changes his name right in the middle of the jeopardy game back again Bert Reynolds and a commanding lead with $14.
[SPEAKER_14]: Hey, yeah, check out the podium.
[SPEAKER_14]: Look at this Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to third Ferguson Yeah, it's right turn Ferguson's funny name
[SPEAKER_06]: So, with that in mind, this week on the Real Jeopardy program, a final jeopardy, I thought it was a pretty easy question or answer, but the lady didn't know it, so this is what she wrote.
[SPEAKER_18]: Gotta go for final is Oscar nominated songs, and here's the clue.
[SPEAKER_18]: This song from a 1999 animated film about censorship had a word censored from its Oscar performance.
[SPEAKER_18]: Talia, this wasn't your day you were struggling, but you came up with this as your response for final.
[SPEAKER_18]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_18]: What is the love valid of Tird Ferguson?
[SPEAKER_18]: Mom, no, sorry.
[SPEAKER_09]: I love him, Mom.
[SPEAKER_09]: He just went right by him.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to get it.
[SPEAKER_09]: He had to send the love valid of Tird Ferguson.
[SPEAKER_09]: So there you go, there's that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, if you're gonna go out with him, it's a humor about his smart.
[SPEAKER_06]: Are you still feeling that you could be an EDM disjockey mic?
[SPEAKER_06]: Electric.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_06]: If I had the right tools, I could do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, then you might want to get in touch with Andy Brevick in Roanoke, Virginia, who sent this along.
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[SPEAKER_16]: The naturally smoke kind?
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