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[SPEAKER_01]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley, and you are listening to Psychobabble, an unfiltered half hour of gossip sessions, pop culture scrutiny, and stories we have never told in videos.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, is anybody there?
[SPEAKER_01]: Barely.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is anybody still alive?
[SPEAKER_00]: Does anybody even know the words?
[SPEAKER_00]: Does anyone hear you out of the words?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why did she be because much more?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it makes me think of you, my sweet.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I have friends.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do have it on the sideboard.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to lie to you.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's in sounds.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then it's in holiday.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know folder.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then it's in my dumb folder.
[SPEAKER_01]: Or maybe it's not the dumb folder.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what folder.
[SPEAKER_01]: May where is it?
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you have a holiday folder?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, no, but oh, there we go, there we go, she's there she is in the dump folder.
[SPEAKER_00]: God, I wish I was in the dump folder.
[SPEAKER_01]: Baby, you live in the dump folder.
[SPEAKER_01]: You live in the dump folder, you breathe in the dump folder, you die in the dump folder.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you stay in the dump folder, you don't got to get in the dump folder.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's T, that's actually T.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you could exist in a folder, you'd be so skinny.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Mariah, flat, flat, flat.
[SPEAKER_01]: Isn't Mariah, isn't she skinny or was that the meme about being a skinny legend?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's about a Mariah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: What about that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Fifth Harmony.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was just thinking about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was just, you know what, okay, this is a perfect segue because I need to talk about girl group stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: Girl group stuff is on the menu.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you even know who Cat's Eye is?
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's start there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I had been hearing about the cat's eye.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't know I knew any of their music and then I hear this grading and then I was I was there I was at the gym or somewhere I was somewhere where I couldn't get away from the music.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it was a grocery store and there I was hearing
[SPEAKER_00]: Back off Gabriella.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you don't like Gabriella.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's it's you know, I have a call it the new What's her name not Darleem what's Jolem?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's the new Jolem.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know Jolem don't take my man back off Gabriella get away from me Gabriella
[SPEAKER_00]: I have said it once I've said it a million times.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't fuck with songs that it's about somebody's name.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't.
[SPEAKER_00]: My brain doesn't like it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know, dear Gabriela.
[SPEAKER_00]: Deal.
[SPEAKER_00]: I deal by not listening.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't partake in the stream.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's, it's their most streamed song, I guess.
[SPEAKER_00]: My, my, my rule of thumb.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't fuck with songs with names.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't fuck with songs with counting and I don't fuck with songs with spelling.
[SPEAKER_00]: I hate counting.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Counting in a song grow up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Robles this kindergarten grow up I agree.
[SPEAKER_01]: What about when when when they tell you what it's fun?
[SPEAKER_01]: What what what what what what what about when they tell you how to dance.
[SPEAKER_00]: One foot in well like growl you look good.
[SPEAKER_01]: You should back that assa no I mean one foot in size of the left pinky up your tuck.
[SPEAKER_01]: you're you're talking hokey Pokemon.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, well, what is it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, what are the lyrics of the hokey Pokemon?
[SPEAKER_01]: Because if you do the hokey Pokemon, you put and you turn yourself around.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what it's all about.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you know, it's not when you do.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just you do the hook.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a command.
[SPEAKER_01]: You do the hokey Pokemon.
[SPEAKER_01]: You turn yourself around.
[SPEAKER_00]: you I you know I fuck with the watermelon crawl and I'm pretty sure that's an instruction I do know that it is it's not instructional trust me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've tried to learn nobody will teach me how to wall watermelon crawl I think it's something you either are born with or you are you or you are you the world the watermelon crawl doesn't it does not come with instructions the best
[SPEAKER_01]: I am still trying to figure out, is this a no?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, is this as she rocked back on her heels, dropped down to her knees, crawled across the floor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Then she jumped back up on her feet, she wiggled and she jiggled, beat all you ever saw, and that's how you know what's the watermelon crawl.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's pretty instructional.
[SPEAKER_00]: She crawled across the floor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know about cranking.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of brick-in, cranking, crank it, slater, crank.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, I did put one slater song, you know my- You have a Chanel's, we know.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, that's not the one.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, what?
[SPEAKER_00]: That's not the one, did I end up, I had it on my, oh, dance dot dot dot edit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's on my 2026 playlist.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I do, I do skip it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes when it comes on, but at this point, it's bound to be in my 100 most played of the year.
[SPEAKER_01]: Pink, what about, okay, back, we need to go back to Cat's side because I have things we need to cover about Cat's side.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's where we started.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So Cat's side, what did you watch that certainly you did not?
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a Netflix documentary.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was a Netflix documentary.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe it still exists on there, but it was the formulation of Cat's side.
[SPEAKER_01]: wrong answers only, uh, P. Diddy making the band or whatever the hell, you know, um, and so they had a one that was like, okay, so the Netflix documentary about the formulation of cat size of this international girl group of the best of the best from around the world and blah, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, somebody in the group recently went on hiatus and
[SPEAKER_01]: Girls, when a, when a member of a group goes on hate us, is it really a hate us?
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's just say, when spice girls had a member go on hate us, who was it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Jerry, Jerry, was it a hate us that she ever come back?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, she wasn't on that episode of the that season of the circle where two of the spice girls were contestants.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: And and did Zane not say he was going on a hiatus or maybe he said he was leaving.
[SPEAKER_01]: No one direction said we're going on a hiatus.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're still on the hiatus.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, well, anyway, when they say a hiatus, it's never a hiatus, but they're
[SPEAKER_01]: Who went on a hiatus?
[SPEAKER_01]: One of the members of Cat size said, I'm going on a hiatus.
[SPEAKER_01]: How many members are there?
[SPEAKER_00]: I think there were six.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think, I think when it's a group that large, it's like the pussycat dolls.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, like, do you know how many of them went on a hiatus?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: All the shit destiny's child got for their member changes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm pretty sure the pussycat dials have had 10 times the amount of member changes that destiny's child had.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: I was on the earthwind and fire, Wikipedia page recently, and they've had members come and go and come and go.
[SPEAKER_01]: They've had errors where there's no original members, people come back, people leave.
[SPEAKER_01]: The list is long.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you've ever been in earthwind and fire, so have a lot of people.
[SPEAKER_01]: Cats, cats, I.
[SPEAKER_01]: There were six people to start and most recently, one has left.
[SPEAKER_01]: The one that left Manan, I believe is her name, Manan.
[SPEAKER_01]: As I said, okay, I'm going on a hiatus.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Great.
[SPEAKER_01]: So that was good for that.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was the latest.
[SPEAKER_01]: Then,
[SPEAKER_01]: She wasn't she was that Coachella while they were at Coachella they were on stage.
[SPEAKER_01]: She was at another set So people were like Another set she went to see someone else
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I thought you were gonna say she was sitting alone in VIP.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_01]: Or are you still talking about cat's eye?
[SPEAKER_01]: A tangent tangently, tangently, tangently, tangently, tangently.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tangently, I am.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know the most grading voice, a lot of celebrities ever here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Harry Daniels, the guy who sings at celebrities.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where you following this.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: You think I know someone named that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes it's impossible to tell you any piece of news, because it's like, let me start at the beginning.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a man who sings at celebrities.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and you know him.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know him.
[SPEAKER_01]: His name is Harry Daniels.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know Mary Shambo.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if he's good or evil.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have no stake in the game.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if he's doing that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you know Mary Shambo?
[SPEAKER_00]: Mary Shambo?
[SPEAKER_01]: Mary Shambou.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, what's your guy, can I?
[SPEAKER_01]: What's your guy's name, Harry?
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you talking about that girl who auditioned for American Idol?
[SPEAKER_01]: And she was like, um, my name?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm gonna go by.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mary Gilbah Mary Gilbah.
[SPEAKER_00]: But she goes to hell, but she goes by Mary Roach.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I have a whole folder of her on the soundboard, but I can't see in the dumb folder Is she no she should be in the people folder in the TV folder or in the house Mariah not house
[SPEAKER_01]: Mariah not in the people folder Mariah in the dumb folder Mariah has her own folder in the music folder But her saying doesn't anybody even know the words is also in the dumb folder.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you following?
[SPEAKER_01]: In the Mariah episode we're putting me in the dumb folder in the dumb and the Mariah folder.
[SPEAKER_01]: We have
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, doesn't anybody want to talk about 911?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, hairy Daniels.
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you have you given it a goog?
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, hold on.
[SPEAKER_00]: I typed in Harry, but then I stopped there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, don't stop there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, I typed in Harry.
[SPEAKER_00]: This person looks like somebody.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Many, too.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, something from two days ago.
[SPEAKER_00]: Harry, Daniel's begging Megan of catside to be his friend.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is this where you're going?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I am.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so, so, that's he is.
[SPEAKER_01]: So he goes up to celebrities and sings at them in it goes viral every time.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, and so now he's getting invited to events where he,
[SPEAKER_01]: He should be on the right carpet at the querity's singing at David Archoleta, you crush.
[SPEAKER_01]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is he gay?
[SPEAKER_01]: My fingers are on the pulse and the pulse is thumping.
[SPEAKER_01]: I believe he may be gay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, then you can't come to the queerities unless you're LGP TQ plug.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: No strates allowed.
[SPEAKER_01]: So he sings at celebrities.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I guess he's gained proximity to somebody.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, wait, wait.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, does he sing at celebrities?
[SPEAKER_01]: He sings at celebrities.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're gone.
[SPEAKER_01]: oral assault okay it's like a surprise I was picturing it has he ever saying at the bernicked ladies it's been um I don't think he has I don't think it was speaking of another thing on the soundboard it's been okay do you have any do you have any train on your soundboard train train
[SPEAKER_01]: Tell me her.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love the train.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I have train.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a baby soul sister.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, we have now that was um, who, who was that, uh, not racket Ralph rolling Ray yelling per, I love the train.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, okay,
[SPEAKER_01]: Now he gets invited by the celebrity's teams to have a, oh, sing it.
[SPEAKER_01]: A surprise encounter at the Starbucks to have sing their new single at them.
[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what it's giving?
[SPEAKER_00]: What's it giving?
[SPEAKER_00]: When you, you know how you could hire a singing telegram.
[SPEAKER_00]: He is a modern day singing telegram.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a singing telegram.
[SPEAKER_01]: Walked so he could scream.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like there was a ghost at some point in pop culture who would do a smell of Graham and it would stink stinky stink He would burp maybe a farting ghost no fart Which I would never I have a fart story So say you guys hear the
[SPEAKER_00]: Honey, sweetie, it can get in line because when you're finally done with this story, I have a cat size story.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, you do not!
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you gonna talk about a cat-side marble?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a talk because I know you are because you're from the forties.
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I got to talk about a movie called Katai from 1985.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I'll let you finish.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm a let you finish.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'll let you finish on the hiatus.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you're following.
[SPEAKER_01]: Harry Daniel says I'm apparently gained proximity to members of Katai and got heard from them directly some insider T.
[SPEAKER_01]: Amateur mistake is then spilling that tea to somebody else who may or may not be close enough to Trisha Patus.
[SPEAKER_01]: Harry Daniels allegedly told Trisha Patus that he heard from two of the members of Katzai that man and is not coming back.
[SPEAKER_01]: uh uh uh and then Trisha Patus talked about it on her podcast and then all the members of cats I unfollowed Harry Daniels and good and you live and you learn don't you you live and you learn yes well so that's the story I guess I don't know I will okay so if you never believe Mike was so tell me about the cats I move me
[SPEAKER_00]: So there, there I was a wee child.
[SPEAKER_00]: And my mom used to like rent scary movies, that's why I love scary movies to this day, but I watched some pretty inappropriate scary movies as a child, like not age appropriate.
[SPEAKER_00]: And there was this movie called Kat's Eye.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I remember watching it, and in the movie the cat would come into your bedroom and I and try to suck your breath out of your mouth.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's not the key.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, I don't think cats can suck.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was terrifying and I used it and then I had to start sleeping with door shut because I was afraid our cat was going to come suck my breath out of my mouth in the night and that's so anyways That's what I think about when I hear cats eye and I confirmed googled Cats eye movie came out in 1985 I googled the breath sucking part and there it is in the plot summary
[SPEAKER_00]: link me that.
[SPEAKER_01]: So terrifying.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, did you hear?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you see the the latest TMZ exclusive?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, missed it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Was it about politician close TMZ?
[SPEAKER_01]: This, this tweet really tickled me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: When people start a tweet with exclusive like, oh, you, oh, so you're breaking the news or in all caps
[SPEAKER_01]: Or, you know, like, oh, you really think you're that bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: You got the, you're breaking the story.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess TMZ can do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: But TMZ started this tweet with exclusive.
[SPEAKER_01]: As if this is some type of, oh, US weekly couldn't get this, but they did.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, the tweet is exclusive.
[SPEAKER_01]: Viral Sydney, Swiny.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know who Sydney, Swiny is?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Viral.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's a psycho-babble nominee, awards nominee.
[SPEAKER_01]: And what that doesn't mean you know who that is, trust.
[SPEAKER_01]: Trust and bully.
[SPEAKER_01]: Act actually.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, got me there.
[SPEAKER_01]: TMZ exclusive viral Sydney, Swini, euphoria, onset, fart video clip isn't real.
[SPEAKER_01]: So you're telling me somebody reached out to TMZ and said,
[SPEAKER_01]: I've got, I've got an exclusive for you.
[SPEAKER_01]: That far clip is, that far clip is not real.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I need to run this story.
[SPEAKER_00]: we know we know that they are dubbing Farts.
[SPEAKER_00]: We saw it on Survivor Lessons and do not recall they dubbed the fire.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes, you're right.
[SPEAKER_00]: So people have been dubbing Farts for years.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a slippery slope when you allow it to happen to somebody you don't like.
[SPEAKER_01]: Then it could happen to you.
[SPEAKER_01]: So we need to do whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: Even though Sydney's we need it might be
[SPEAKER_01]: A bad, a bad one.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think she is.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's MAGA.
[SPEAKER_01]: I believe MAGA at least MAGA coded.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know explicit, but MAGA adjacent.
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw she was that code.
[SPEAKER_01]: She was that stage MAGA on the low MAGA on the low.
[SPEAKER_01]: She was at stage coach on scooter bronze shoulders because they're dating.
[SPEAKER_01]: And all I could think of was that TMZ exclusive that she didn't actually fart.
[SPEAKER_01]: What if TMZ's lying covering up her fart?
[SPEAKER_01]: And she really is a farty girl and she's farting all over Scooter-Bronett's stagecoach.
[SPEAKER_00]: Audience, clap if he farted.
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't know who's clapping?
[SPEAKER_00]: They're all clapping.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're all clapping.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're on her.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you don't fart, I think you die.
[SPEAKER_00]: You have to fart.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you don't fart your fart in the night, trust and believe, yes, and sometimes people pull back the covers and it's Stankville, USA, you've been cooking, you've been, and at that point, you sound what they mean when they say a lot of cooking.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let them cook, yes, and, you know, willy, sometimes likes to sleep under the covers, I'm
[SPEAKER_01]: who not, go in and do what you think you trust and believe.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know there's got to be actors out there who were called upon to fart in a scene and they were like, no, I got this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Some people, some people don't know need to dub my far I got this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've got when locked and loaded at the chamber.
[SPEAKER_01]: Nancy, you gotta, you gotta be careful though, you know, the age old rule.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a, and just when you think your past, and you know, past it and you know, yourself best, you don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just, just when you think you've said a new PR for a amount of time between shit and yourself.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know how they have intimacy coordinators?
[SPEAKER_01]: You think there's fart coordinators and they're like, I mean, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean, absolutely?
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean, absolutely?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, it's, you know what a folly artist is.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're the ones, or fully, I don't know how you say it.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're the ones who do all that when you're watching a movie or a show and there's like a creaky floor board.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's somebody like, that's somebody with like,
[SPEAKER_00]: Like a saw in a microphone in a room.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just, sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're making no doings.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm pushing the fart button from that girl who did you guys hear that?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm skewed.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm skewed.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have a serious question.
[SPEAKER_00]: Pass.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you know what a, do you know what a cryptid is?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Scary beings.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is the Loch Ness Monster encrypted?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is Bigfoot a cryptid?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[UNKNOWN]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, both.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, to both.
[SPEAKER_00]: You nailed it.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're regional off-man.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're they're kind of regional shiny Pokemon.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you will.
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're rare.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, they're only in one location.
[SPEAKER_01]: The sightings differ, but you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: I think a lot of cryptids come from a time when we didn't have context or glasses.
[SPEAKER_01]: Reader.
[SPEAKER_01]: If you can't see 20 feet away from you, is that really an alien?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, that bush.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a bush.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was always a bush.
[SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, like when the people dress up as like a bush, I'm like a busy and Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa a couple of hours.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, well, the breaking news that I have is out of the great red state of Ohio.
[SPEAKER_00]: Have you heard of it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Been there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, a bipartisan bill introduced in the Ohio House, it's going through the like legislation process to officially declare a cryptid for the state of Ohio.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, what is it?
[SPEAKER_00]: I know we can't afford groceries.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know people are losing their rights left and right, but at least the Republicans and Democrats of Ohio have come together to push this bill through.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of things in the news that don't actually matter, and I'm glad that Congress is getting down to business.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who is the new cryptid on the block?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, her name is the Loveland Frogman.
[SPEAKER_00]: Her?
[SPEAKER_00]: Described as it, they, well, I'm sorry, I didn't, I'm not trying to put them in the binary, but the Loveland Frogman.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you called her, so I'm just a little bit like, I don't mean to know what's going on down there.
[SPEAKER_00]: As if I didn't have enough reasons not to go to Ohio, it's a, it's a four foot frog leg bipedal creature.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let legend around it dates back to 1972 when to two police officers said they saw the creature on two separate nights.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: She came back in 2016 when a couple claimed they saw her while playing Pokemon Go.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's why this caught my attention sets.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I was thinking sounds like a polytode.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, this bill has bipartisan support, which is notable because almost nothing else in Ohio does right now and hasn't for a while.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Will you be fucking the love-land frogman?
[SPEAKER_01]: Love-land frogland, love-land frogman.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's two words.
[SPEAKER_00]: Lovelin is one word, frog man is one word.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, well, I'd be fucking fucking sucking.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just, it's just a big, it's just a four foot frog walking around on two legs.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to do that, I don't want to.
[SPEAKER_00]: But he got that long, long, long, long tongue.
[SPEAKER_00]: He got that licky, licky yum yum.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, do other states have an official cryptid?
[SPEAKER_00]: Stay certainly.
[SPEAKER_00]: Certainly.
[SPEAKER_01]: you think?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, but I don't think either.
[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't thought about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Here we go, an article, a cryptid in every state.
[SPEAKER_00]: What's when you want to hear first?
[SPEAKER_00]: Michigan, Michigan, the name rogue.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's an imp with fur boots.
[SPEAKER_00]: Boots with the fur.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, uh, on Dracula, they did a, um, I think they did a challenge where you had the runaway was acrypted be acrypted or like the some type of character like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I liked it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, California, the dark watchers, these are their mountain, they're their mountain ghosts.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay human like and where do I live?
[SPEAKER_00]: the white lady.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I was curious to them all.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's a female ghost looking for her daughter.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, did you, speaking of white ladies, honey, Madonna was at the abbey.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you go?
[SPEAKER_01]: Go.
[SPEAKER_01]: I, I was there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know, but I was right.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I saw, you know, you know, somebody got caught out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody famous.
[SPEAKER_00]: Addison Ray no addison Ray was there yelling in the microphone that video that video of her A yelling at the microphone well, but out is trying to take it back from her I too wanted to take the mic from her if I'm being honest.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not trying to be rude But like nothing could make me unmute that video every time I saw them my timeline I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't let me do you didn't hear she sounded fucked up I didn't want to hear dance for my dad
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, no, I'm, I, this is no disrespect.
[SPEAKER_01]: I appreciate the hustle.
[SPEAKER_01]: She, she was doing TikToks in front of Earth Cafe.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I understand she's been working at it and she gets to release an album and it's getting, you know, she got to perform a coacha.
[SPEAKER_01]: Gaze, gaze, gaze, gaze, like her.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do feel like I'm in the middle of a gaslighting experience.
[SPEAKER_01]: because I did listen to the album.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't, it may be I don't have the ear for what I'm supposed to be experiencing and appreciating.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you listen to it?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I feel the same way about her and Tate McCray.
[SPEAKER_00]: Therefore, their their music's not for me and that's okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's I think that's State McCray.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think.
[SPEAKER_01]: Take McCray might be a, might be mega on the DL on the low.
[SPEAKER_01]: Take McCray.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, apparently, Eureka tried to get into the Madonna thing and she got in a fight and she got kicked out of it or something.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is she in the hospital?
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought I saw her in the interview.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, she was.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: The problem is, okay, there's a, I'm sure,
[SPEAKER_01]: Everyone ever is complex, okay?
[SPEAKER_01]: There's reasons to dislike people, there's reasons to like people, to some people, the threshold for cancellation might be different than others.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure where she stands today on this day, okay?
[SPEAKER_01]: But I did see it sweet, maybe yesterday or two days ago that was like, the thing about Eureka is, there's always something going on with Eureka.
[SPEAKER_01]: And let me tell ya.
[SPEAKER_01]: There is always something going on with Eureka because tell me how you get kicked out of the Madonna that the Abby or whatever, okay, whether or not the- It was an exclusive event.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then the very next day I try to go get the C on your story and it's like a whole other drama about the surgeries post-pone because you found out you're one inch shorter than you've always thought you were or something.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you read it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you dug away.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you dig away the ice?
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't keep up!
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw it, and I kept scrolling, and I like Yerika.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like Yerika.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, she's my season 10 sister!
[SPEAKER_00]: But there's always something with your break.
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess there's always something.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, did you see, uh, Arianna, right now it's turn next album?
[SPEAKER_00]: I did.
[SPEAKER_00]: Petal.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you feeling, I saw, I didn't fact check this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Someone said, Arianna's first album cover with her hair down.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did see that.
[SPEAKER_01]: So my,
[SPEAKER_01]: my my the hair on the back of my neck stood up my my you know my toes cropped it was a little bit you're pussy pops of it severely yes I thought oh could this mean something could this mean something
[SPEAKER_01]: There's somebody I follow on TikTok and Instagram and they make videos that are dissecting people's album artworks over the course of their career and their use of color and what colors mean for different album covers in their trajectory.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think you would love this to follow this person.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm very interested to hear their take on what this would mean to have the first Ariana hair down cover.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know she covers usually the color schemes and stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I think this is black and white.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is a black and white cover boring.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't it was so close to her face I couldn't tell.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did see um she looked happy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ariana
[SPEAKER_01]: I said, oh, no, pet a file.
[SPEAKER_01]: Petal file, petal, petal.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think they should work that.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to work shop that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think they're going to work shop that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw a rumor that the lead single samples rude by magic.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why you got him?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, you mean AKA your most played song of 26.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see, let's reel it in, let's reel it in.
[SPEAKER_01]: We all have it in his own way.
[SPEAKER_00]: We all have it in his own way.
[SPEAKER_00]: There was, imagine us living in LA.
[SPEAKER_00]: The years 2015 maybe every time I come over to Tyler's apartment, the windows are open a nice breeze blowing through the space rude by magic playing on the laptop.
[SPEAKER_00]: You really ate that song.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was good.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you know, people are saying it's just a rumor.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was, it's not verified, but if she does end up doing it, I think it's uninspired.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm kind of like, we come to Ariana for Ariana.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't come to Ariana for magic exclamation mark.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dang.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why you gotta be so rude.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't like that song.
[SPEAKER_00]: I never fucked with that song.
[SPEAKER_00]: I said in your dumb folder.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's not on the, it's not in the, it's on board, mama.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you're going to see devil wears proud of this weekend too.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you see, I mean, maybe I, I've got to start using my, my fast pass, my MC stubble.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did go see.
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw the Mario movie.
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw Mario two.
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw a devil wears proud of two.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you like it?
[SPEAKER_00]: I did.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure it's a fun look.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not a fashion gay, but it's still fun to like see all the fun looks they were wearing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: And how were the Lady Gaga songs?
[SPEAKER_00]: But, well, there's three in the soundtrack.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're recording this as the, I'd seen the movie, but the songs haven't come out because I saw the movie the day it came out.
[SPEAKER_00]: So the songs come out tonight.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, I liked her cameo.
[SPEAKER_00]: She had it spoilers.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I mean, spoiler.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, I liked it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to listen to the full track, though.
[SPEAKER_00]: My problem.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I have been listening to the one with her and Dochi.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_00]: You've heard it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've heard it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's perfectly fine and good.
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw a lot of people dragging it, which I thought was surprising.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, oh, you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: We go through ebs and flows of people hating Lady Gaga.
[SPEAKER_01]: And, you know, she's in another art pop moment.
[SPEAKER_01]: It appears.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what, the only thing that really bothers me about it and it's nothing they did wrong.
[SPEAKER_00]: The way they say Sasha instead of Sasha, my brain can't compute that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Sasha, run away.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just think that's wrong.
[SPEAKER_00]: Every time I hear it, that's wrong.
[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of people were, we're talking shit about the music video, I wish everyone could just take a step back and just kind of like,
[SPEAKER_01]: And not let their have fun, not let their hate or intuitions lead their lives, maybe maybe
[SPEAKER_01]: Experience it without thinking how can I be snarky about it?
[SPEAKER_01]: You can still hate it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess it doesn't matter But it feels like that's everyone's first instinct.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's it's fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's color full of tear down a woman People were saying it looks like the the type of thing that would be playing in a target in the TV section on mute on repeat You know how to show the full range of colors.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can see on the TV's for sale at Target
[SPEAKER_01]: During Pride.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, very.
[SPEAKER_00]: Applied.
[SPEAKER_00]: My target target target.
[SPEAKER_00]: No target canceled their pride.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, maybe not that then.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, maybe.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was kind of giving, did you ever know that this is a deep cut.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think you're going to be too old.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm too old, but do you know, Zendaya and Bella Thorne's single fashion is my kryptonite?
[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, I can't say I do.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm gonna need you to, after this, go watch the music video and tell me you did not just see who walked so that Dochi and Lady Gaga could run.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because conceptually, it's all there, honey.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, the seeds were planted long ago.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's how it works.
[SPEAKER_01]: What goes around comes around.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fashion is my kryptonite.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fashion is my kryptonite.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, yes, yes, and yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'll go see it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I went to go see Nomeo and Juliet to hear the lady Gaga song in that.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I certainly all check out.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see the Smurf's two for the Britney single?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't think I've ever seen the Smurf's movie.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm, damn, same.
[SPEAKER_01]: Any other thing I was on your list this week?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I was going to bring up the Survivor auction, but it's not really that important.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, and, uh, Club Shalame, how do you say, you got it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did I get it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Did I?
[SPEAKER_01]: I think we're seeing the end of Timothy Shalameh, Shalameh, Shalameh.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hold on, I mean, Shalameh, Shalameh.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, Tim, he's on the out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, no, his fan club Shalameh, who went viral, you know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think she's soft launching the end of her participation as a fan of him, because she's taking a step back from Club Shalemay.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's on a hiatus from Club Shalemay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, apparently she's done this before.
[SPEAKER_01]: And people that know the Club Shalemay lore have seen the cycle of she hyper fixates on someone.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, who among us doesn't?
[SPEAKER_00]: I know, but we're not on a level.
[SPEAKER_01]: And not all of us are Club Shalom A.
[SPEAKER_01]: So what will Club Shalom A.
[SPEAKER_01]: Be next?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, sell it to the highest bidder.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think she's she's also soft launching a little bit of her fascination with Connor story.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think she tracks.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's transferring her adoration, you know, as one falls in other rises.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll see.
[SPEAKER_00]: I had, I had two more headlines.
[SPEAKER_00]: Go on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it about science, how are you?
[SPEAKER_00]: Harystiles, Harry Styles engaged.
[SPEAKER_00]: Question mark.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: My thoughts as well.
[SPEAKER_00]: Firefighters in English in England rescue a chameleon named Mr. Peeps from a house fire.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a whole story.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the headline.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mr. Peeps lived.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he lived.
[SPEAKER_00]: He lived.
[SPEAKER_01]: And what was he?
[SPEAKER_01]: The chameleon, chameleon, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had a chameleon beanie baby, you know the chameleon beanie baby?
[SPEAKER_00]: What was this name?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, but I had a misprint of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I had, that's probably worth millions.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it wasn't, but I thought, okay, I have, I have both versions and I knew of this, this, this, this is going to be something someday.
[SPEAKER_01]: It never was.
[SPEAKER_01]: It never turned out to be.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm sorry for that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mr. Peeps.
[SPEAKER_01]: Was this a name?
[SPEAKER_00]: Mr. Mr. Peeps live.
[SPEAKER_01]: The only other thing I had, I do have one more thing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Was the, did you see Scientology building is under siege?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know, in Hollywood, there's a building, the Scientology Building, and they stand outside this and they, they tempt and lure their Scientologists.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Colts members.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they lure people in offering them some type of something.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what, something that might be enticing and to try to get them to join their cult.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is, and you can walk by in Hollywood on Hollywood Boulevard.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're there.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they're all want to be in ties.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, Gen Z has decided to take it among, among, take it upon themselves to see what's really going on in the Scientology building.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because you can't get in unless you're like, being taken in, lowered in, unless you answer me, riddles through it, giving that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, Gen Z.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, went undercover.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, they're storming the building.
[SPEAKER_00]: They stormed.
[SPEAKER_01]: They stormed.
[SPEAKER_01]: They run in and they try to get as far into the depths of the Scientology building as they can.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then they come back and report what they saw.
[SPEAKER_01]: They film it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so they're through their collective action.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're mapping out the entire Scientology building that has up into this point, been a mystery.
[SPEAKER_01]: of, you know, kids, people don't do this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't do this.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is breaking and entering.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it, is it don't do this?
[SPEAKER_00]: Or is this, let's, let's...
[SPEAKER_00]: This is taking ding dong bitch to the next level.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is ding dong enter.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ding dong, ding dong dash down the hallway.
[SPEAKER_01]: Ding dong dash down the door.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't ding dong dash down the door.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't ding dong the door.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I think it's a good thing to uncover the, the scary underworld of a cult.
[SPEAKER_00]: Didn't now I'm going to mention the name you probably never heard didn't Leah Remedy do all this Leah Remedy Leah Remedy Yeah, didn't she expose them already?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's neither here nor there they should Pretty sure there's a documentary anyway me looking on the left side of my brain I'm the right side of my brain.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's neither here nor there.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know And I know that's for sure
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Corey, we're going to be able to find you.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can find me going to Ohio and shooting the love lens from shooting.
[SPEAKER_01]: ropes have come on the on the crypto no no you know I have a fear of frogs and now you're telling me there's a four foot one walking around Ohio or foot he's got a perfect height because it's like it's not like going to be it's scary like still but it's not like it's you can kick it yes you can kick it you can shoot it if it's giving that sweet if me and my friend saw
[SPEAKER_01]: me to the loveland frog.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, if you need back up, I'll come with you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're welcome.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you, when you're not back at me up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, where will I be?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, outside the abby with your rica help.
[SPEAKER_01]: I know that's right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bye.