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[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to Heather Shaw is kidding.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Better late than even later is what I say when I'm pregnant.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Guys, I'm having an active stroke.
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[SPEAKER_00]: How you've been doing?
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[SPEAKER_00]: How's everybody been doing?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I've been having a fun time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks so much if you came out to the Dallas and Fort Worth shows this past weekend It was a it was a very fun time.
[SPEAKER_00]: I learned about barrel racing.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're gonna have some some clips from those shows The first show in Fort Worth.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got people to take off their socks and show me their feet as as if I had a feet kink I don't for the record.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't not anymore after I've been to Fort Worth.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm good.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm cured
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, but those were fantastic shows.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just this month.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, let's get into this goddamn show, huh?
[SPEAKER_00]: Taylor and Travis are parading around.
[SPEAKER_00]: They went,
[SPEAKER_00]: To the Cleveland Cavaliers game, I think it was last week, maybe last Saturday, you know, Cleveland Cavaliers got swept by the nicks.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's so fitting that the nicks are going to the finals with the first year with Mayor Mamdoni.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just, it's like watching a movie.
[SPEAKER_00]: The things he's doing for that city and now in his first year as mayor, they're going to the finals.
[SPEAKER_00]: They haven't done that since 1999.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, if you're in New York City, you're lucky, bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: You got a mayor who's working for you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who's changing your lives.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's fixing potholes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Once the last time your city did that, you ever just bring up potholes to your city and they go fuck off.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're building a data center.
[SPEAKER_00]: You won't care about the potholes when you don't have water to drink.
[SPEAKER_00]: Calm down.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, but yeah, New York City deserves it, man.
[SPEAKER_00]: But Taylor Swift and Travis, they went to a Cleveland Cavaliers game.
[SPEAKER_00]: They were representing Cleveland, because that's how cool they are.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I forget that Travis is from Ohio.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's so Taylor.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, she's going to marry a man from Ohio at the end of the day, and that's really fun to think about.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think when Taylor Swift was a kid or even a teen that she'd be like, one day, when I'm in my 30s, I can't wait to marry a man from Ohio?
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think that was in her?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's very funny to think about.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, she's a global superstar, and the man she's marrying comes from Ohio.
[SPEAKER_00]: No offense to Ohio.
[SPEAKER_00]: I live in Kentucky.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm right there with you, Ohio.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not great.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, let's call it what it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: No one's going, God, I can't wait to take my summer vacation.
[SPEAKER_00]: Where am I going?
[SPEAKER_00]: Columbus.
[SPEAKER_00]: No one's doing that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's be real.
[SPEAKER_00]: We need to live in reality.
[SPEAKER_00]: We can roast ourselves a bit.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm in Kentucky.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm right there with you.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it is very funny to think of Taylor Swift, the most global, pop star, most successful global pop star for whites.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, is, is, you know, marrying a man who is from Ohio.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now she has to, she has to root for Ohio teams.
[SPEAKER_00]: The Ohio State University, the Cleveland Cavaliers, the, I don't know who else plays for, the Browns, the Browns.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I guess they don't have to root for that because he plays for the chiefs, but still.
[SPEAKER_00]: Where is Taylor Swift from?
[SPEAKER_00]: I honestly don't know, because I want to say Connecticut, but I feel like it's Tennessee.
[SPEAKER_00]: Where was she born?
[SPEAKER_00]: Is it Tennessee?
[SPEAKER_00]: She was born in Pennsylvania.
[SPEAKER_00]: What the shit?
[SPEAKER_00]: She belongs with somebody from Ohio, Holly, shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Taylor Swift is born in Pennsylvania.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, this makes sense.
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought she was like a Rhode Island bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: She does have the air of like a Connecticut, you know, very rich lady in Connecticut Rhode Island.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then she settles down with the jock from Ohio.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was quite a show.
[SPEAKER_00]: The thing with Travis Kelsey is that what I find between the two of them is they love attention, both of them.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, and Travis Kelsey, you know, loves to perform.
[SPEAKER_00]: He loves to be in the spotlight.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can't argue that him and his entire family are, you know, trying to be the Ohio version of the Kardashians.
[SPEAKER_00]: They've all got podcasts, Jason Kelsey's at every sporting event.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think he knows what his kids names are.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like Jason Kelsey and Pat McAfee.
[SPEAKER_00]: Have they ever seen their family?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think Jason Kelsey has all daughters, so he's probably checked out.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like, well, whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're a family who likes to spotlight Donna Kelsey was on the traitors.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know where the fuck their dad is.
[SPEAKER_00]: The dad's the only normal one that's just like leaving the fuck alone.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to, I want to retime playing golf, leave me out of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: But yet Travis is definitely a he loves the attention.
[SPEAKER_00]: He loves the spotlight.
[SPEAKER_00]: He did have a reality show on E, a dating show, that really highlighted how incredibly cringe she is.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not a hater of Travis Kelsey.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just call it what it is.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, he's a cringy guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Am I a cringy person?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, probably.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a millennial.
[SPEAKER_00]: We are kind of cringe, but we're free.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, this is a tradeoff.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're a bit cringy, but we're also very free.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, but Travis, you know, when I would watch clips, I watched clips of his reality dating show on E, which I think was, you know, when he was in the black woman, which is when he was cooler, it was a bit cringy, but it was a man who was desperate for fame.
[SPEAKER_00]: So he was like, yeah, dance.
[SPEAKER_00]: He was dancing in front of the camera, like really doorky like a, you know, like a Mormon dancing at a wedding drunk off of one doctor pepper.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it was that vibe.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like that man's not even drunk.
[SPEAKER_00]: He had one, you know, dirty soda.
[SPEAKER_00]: Look at him go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, he's a bit cringy and, and, but so is Taylor, you know, so I want to say that this won't work, but man, are they like, they are the king and queen of peaked in high school, also succeeded in life, but like, millennial cringe, king and queen.
[SPEAKER_00]: You've seen Taylor dance, it ain't great, folks.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you ever want to see a cringe, look at Taylor Swift dancing with Brendan Neary to that song they did.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember what it was called.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd like to block it out of my brain.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it was very cringy.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was the one that's like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, how about I'm out of my knee?
[SPEAKER_00]: Baby, I'm out of my knee, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I don't know what it's called.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's that.
[SPEAKER_00]: uh... she dances with brunnery it's very embarrassing but you know these are two people that are kind of like their their their very successful millennial cringe artists so in that way they make sense but then you see you know they're sitting court side at this basketball game Taylor Swift is kind of taking the back seat if this is a real relationship let's say this is real because this could very much be PR we'll see if they go through with the wedding you know um... the outfit
[SPEAKER_00]: It's borderline offensive.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's got a denim suit.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's got jeans and a denim jacket, but it's very skinny jeans millennial.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a little weird, but it's fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't matter whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's stepping Taylor Swift.
[SPEAKER_00]: He could wear it whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: But you know, it's interesting to see Taylor Swift taking the back seat with the attention.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's weird with Taylor.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know that she obviously loves the attention.
[SPEAKER_00]: She loves being number one.
[SPEAKER_00]: She'll do anything to do that.
[SPEAKER_00]: She'll release 17 versions of the same song.
[SPEAKER_00]: She'll bury other artists who have debut singles coming out so that her single from 17 months ago can be number one again.
[SPEAKER_00]: She likes that kind of attention.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if she's as much into the attention like in public.
[SPEAKER_00]: Which I know is the thing with Joe Allen is that he was very private and she didn't like that as much.
[SPEAKER_00]: She likes a little PDA.
[SPEAKER_00]: She wants to be like out and about with her significant other.
[SPEAKER_00]: But Travis takes it to a whole other level.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's getting up there.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's chugging beer.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know he's there to promote his beer garage beers.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, and, uh, you know, he's chugging beer, so it's not just him just being an immature 36 year old.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's actually promoting his company.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's at work, honey.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've got to chug this beer at a Cleveland Cavalier's game where we're about to get swept.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's work.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I wonder if this is going to be the man that she truly settles down with.
[SPEAKER_00]: Also, they're pictures of them kissing or just like, oh my god.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, um, you know, two beards just trying to figure out lips, closing their eyes and pretending it's somebody else.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's, it's not the most like, but you can't judge a couple off of one picture that I'm kissing court-sighted at a basketball game where all eyes are on them, but it is very like, I don't know if they've ever seen each other naked.
[SPEAKER_00]: I also can't imagine Taylor Swift likes a man with a hairy back, but I don't know where it all.
[SPEAKER_00]: She has very thick bangs, she's a mystery, she likes the hair, maybe she likes the hair.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would take it for somebody that likes a more smooth guy, like a very feminine smooth guy, you know, to play into or like pseudo bisexuality.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she's a little by.
[SPEAKER_00]: She is a little by.
[SPEAKER_00]: She dipped in the Carly class waters.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's a little by.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's surprising that she wants to be with a man that's got a full on sweater on his back at all times.
[SPEAKER_00]: We will see if this wedding takes place.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know when their wedding is supposed to happen.
[SPEAKER_00]: When did they announce their engagement?
[SPEAKER_00]: August last year.
[SPEAKER_00]: So almost, it's almost been a year.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and I also don't know if Taylor Swift's if somebody who wants to have multiple marriages, she seems like somebody that would be like, once I get married, I want that to be it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Because, you know, it's like the J-Lo thing or the Kim Kardashian thing or like, celebrities who get married multiple times, it kinda, you know, you become kind of,
[SPEAKER_00]: which is shouldn't but you become kind of a joke.
[SPEAKER_00]: I could see Taylor Swift wanting to just get married once maybe divorce once and then that's it and not being married multiple times.
[SPEAKER_00]: So maybe engage multiple times.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's very chic to get engaged a few times and not go through with it.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's pretty chic.
[SPEAKER_00]: But when you get into like you were married to Travis for three years and then you were married to this guy for five, you know, eight starts to become like that's not the Taylor Swift M-O.
[SPEAKER_00]: but it's very chic to get engaged and then call it off because he can't stop chugging garage beers and he wants more attention than I do.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think from a PR standpoint, they make sense though.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, if it is just a PR relationship, it does make sense.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're kissed to me, the one picture I'm looking at of them kissing.
[SPEAKER_00]: Not super.
[SPEAKER_00]: It looks a little, it's like kissing your cousin.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're like, you know, somebody had a gun to your head and you're like, I got to kiss my cousin.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a little of that.
[SPEAKER_00]: But who knows?
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe they really are doing missionary for three minutes and then, you know, whatever else talking deeply.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's the other thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do they talk about?
[SPEAKER_00]: Because Taylor Swift seems to be a bit deep and then Travis seems to be a bit, you know,
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, you know what I mean, how do I say dumb surface level?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: But let me know what your thoughts on that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really I don't know and I also I just don't care at this point.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care a girl go get married and have some babies have some athletes in Ohio.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, a attorney general former, former attorney general, Pam Bondi.
[SPEAKER_00]: The Dow was that 50,000. Who cares about children getting raped?
[SPEAKER_00]: The Dow was that 50,000.
[SPEAKER_00]: pedophiles so what who cares about pedophilia.
[SPEAKER_00]: The Dow is at 50th FALTH and she's been diagnosed with thyroid cancer, but she'll be fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you know, anybody in this kind of position they've got the health care they need, they're catching it early probably.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's undergoing treatment.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's had surgery a few weeks ago.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's still recovering.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's doing well though.
[SPEAKER_00]: And she'll be okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she's not working in an AI sect.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's where she's at now her new role She's been I'm trying to see where she's been.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really know.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not saying in this article.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks so much CNN.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you do?
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean Jesus Christ
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but she got diagnosed with some thyroid cancer.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's been a while to ride this administration, you know, now they're saying Tulsa Gabbard.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was Tulsa Gabbard ever let go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who was let go?
[SPEAKER_00]: It was Pam Bondi, Christy Nome.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think Tulsa Gabbard might be stepping down.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's see if she's stepping down.
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought those were the reports.
[SPEAKER_00]: She is stepping down from her role as the United States Director of National Intelligence.
[SPEAKER_00]: Effective June 30th, so in three days, and she is citing her husband's recent diagnosis of a rare form of bone cancer.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's almost like when you're evil, the cancer just finds you, but that's not true.
[SPEAKER_00]: Kids get cancer.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I take that back.
[SPEAKER_00]: I take it back.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone has cancer now.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's no way to avoid it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tulsi Gabbard stepping down, Pam Bondi, Gone, Kristi, Noom, the women are going.
[SPEAKER_00]: Caroline love it might be safe because she's just a talking bird.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's just so, she'll do her job to the end.
[SPEAKER_00]: She, you know, she's back there changing Trump's diapers lying.
[SPEAKER_00]: Interesting about Pam Bondi though, who's basically Parker Pozzi in white lotus.
[SPEAKER_00]: It
[SPEAKER_00]: sad news though she is recovering she is doing well she's working in an AI sector let me see where she's working where does pamboni work now i'm asking uh... i'm asking google no way i did you see that in hacks that was the funniest fucking thing when uh...
[SPEAKER_00]: What's her face?
[SPEAKER_00]: I always forget her name in the show.
[SPEAKER_00]: Isn't that crazy Hannah and binders character Ava?
[SPEAKER_00]: In the latest episode she's like asking Siri a question and then she's like no way I that is so fucking funny I can't stop saying it because the AI is wrong by the way
[SPEAKER_00]: The AI is so wrong.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's an AI overview when I do TikTok lives, which I do almost every day.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's an AI summary of the live that will pick up after, like every 10 minutes, an AI summary will come through of what the live is.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the last time I did TikTok Live, it was me, she was talking about my shows.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then we talk about other things comedy and random things pop culture.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the AI three out of three times was wrong.
[SPEAKER_00]: The first AI summary was this person's talking
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm not with the fuck you talking about.
[SPEAKER_00]: The second one was this person is talking about this creator is talking about makeup products, makeup products, who do you think I am?
[SPEAKER_00]: Jeffrey Star, please.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't say the end word, and then the third one was just like this person's talking about astrophysicist.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: The AI, don't believe AI.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's dumb.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just dumb.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, Pam Bondi is currently transitioning to the private sector.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's been appointed by Trumpy Boy to serve on the White House's presidential council of advisors on science and technology, which focuses heavily on AI.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that's where she's going to go.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure she's very well versed for that science and technology, a woman of STEM, a woman
[SPEAKER_00]: We pray for her thyroid, I hope it gets more cancerous.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just kidding, just kidding.
[SPEAKER_00]: Trump shit is pants.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you know that?
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see that video of Trump?
[SPEAKER_00]: He was standing up.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was actually really inspiring to see because I only ever see it in toddlers, I just soon.
[SPEAKER_00]: But he was doing, you know, we really do revert to infancy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Once we hit our late 70s, 80s, we're really just infants walking around, not understanding how things work, shitting our pants, drooling.
[SPEAKER_00]: We got eight soft foods.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, we go to bed late early.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're waking up early.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to bed early.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, things are going wrong.
[SPEAKER_00]: We barely not a walk.
[SPEAKER_00]: People are annoyed by us yet.
[SPEAKER_00]: They love us.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, he's really in his infancy.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's reverting.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's it's interesting to see but he was standing There's a video of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: By the way, I tried to find it like by just searching Google and none of it came up But I've seen it all over TikTok and it is a real video.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's standing by a column outside the White House I think he was right after his Walter Reed visit or whatever
[SPEAKER_00]: And he's standing up, and he starts to walk a little water, and he just stops, and you can just see his motion just pushing it out into his diaper, he's just pushing it out, and a lady who's standing near him, there's about three people standing around him.
[SPEAKER_00]: They all kind of just started distance themselves and walk away, you know, because he wants the smell of Trump poo.
[SPEAKER_00]: That should be his new product, by the way, Magga would eat it up, literally.
[SPEAKER_00]: Trump poo, chocolate bars, get the new Trump poo, chocolate bar.
[SPEAKER_00]: Magga would eat up his chocolate bars made of Trump poo.
[SPEAKER_00]: But he really is standing there.
[SPEAKER_00]: He can tell he's pushing it out.
[SPEAKER_00]: But he's also hiding it pretty well.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like there's no on his face.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's not like,
[SPEAKER_00]: You can just tell his lower body is really pushing out something and he kind of is kind of moving a little and then, you know, clearly it departs his body and enters his diaper.
[SPEAKER_00]: Which at that point, I'm thinking, how does he sit down?
[SPEAKER_00]: Does he have to wait and go to the bathroom?
[SPEAKER_00]: Because you don't want to just sit down into your shit, right?
[SPEAKER_00]: I've always wondered how that works.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember.
[SPEAKER_00]: Last time I did that, I was a baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember what I was doing.
[SPEAKER_00]: But when you're, you know, an 80-year-old sitting your pants, you kids sit down.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're just going to squash it everywhere.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to smush mush.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to be an issue.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then at that point who's cleaning you up, are you going, is he going to the showers?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is there an aid who's just like taking care of his stinky pupu diaper?
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, and this is not just Trump.
[SPEAKER_00]: Trump's about to turn 80.
[SPEAKER_00]: Joe Biden was very old.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure he was pooping.
[SPEAKER_00]: These guys are pooping.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're leading the country and they're pooping.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're multitaskers.
[SPEAKER_00]: but it was a very inspiring video this guy just letting out a dump in the right outside the White House.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's symbolic if anything.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's really symbolic where we're at as a country.
[SPEAKER_00]: Our leader is openly shooting his pants.
[SPEAKER_00]: The people around him just kind of making distance because they don't want to catch the upwind smell of that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just that McDonald's filéo fish dump.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, am I grossing?
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you eating lunch right now?
[SPEAKER_00]: I apologize.
[SPEAKER_00]: But go look up that video.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really don't know what to, I think you'd have to Google like, and I've tried to Google this guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: Trump, I don't, I've tried to put pooping pants.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not, it's not coming in.
[SPEAKER_00]: So maybe I'll do like, Trump soiling himself outside White House.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe that's the way to search it.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is three months ago.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, this must happen a lot, because all these results that I'm getting are from January to April.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing recent.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's almost as if Google is trying not to have that come out.
[SPEAKER_00]: You'll have to go on X. I mean, this is from February.
[SPEAKER_00]: The Trump actually have a fecal accident on television.
[SPEAKER_00]: Cafemom.com.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is three months ago on Reddit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Trump audibly shits himself on TV, immediately ends press conference.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's happening a lot, but this one was a fun video because he was standing up outside.
[SPEAKER_00]: At least they were outside, they could get some fresh hair mixed in with his diarrhea duke.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, Jackson, Darts, spending some hot water recently for introducing Trump.
[SPEAKER_00]: I believe he don't even know what he was introduced about a New York rally.
[SPEAKER_00]: What is he rallying for?
[SPEAKER_00]: He has two more years of presidency.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what he's rallying.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I'm dumb, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what this guy's going out there and rallying for higher gas prices.
[SPEAKER_00]: I really don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would be hiding my face if I were Trump, but we know he doesn't care.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, but Jackson Dart, who is the quarterback of the New York Giants, you know, that's a black team, baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: Got a lot of black players on there as you do in the NFL.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's a professional sport.
[SPEAKER_00]: The white guys aren't that great.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jackson Dart, a quarterback, the New York Giants, used to be a quarterback at Ole Miss.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, people are surprised that Jackson Darts spelled J-A-X-S-O-N.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so that says something.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think his brother's name is Diesel.
[SPEAKER_00]: So already it's getting very mega-coded.
[SPEAKER_00]: Already it's like, okay, you guys, you guys were taught that, you know, don't be a sheep.
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't listen to science.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, I was thinking drink my water and that sounded like I just, you know, shit my pants.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Jackson darken hot water last week because he introduced a Donald Trump in New York rally.
[SPEAKER_00]: He did have some, you know, his teammates spoke out Abdul Carter was like, I can't believe he did this.
[SPEAKER_00]: He did delete that.
[SPEAKER_00]: He deleted that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, it's just fascinating to me that that no one's PR team would be like, hey, let's not.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know that the argument, when you shut, when athletes are showing up to the White House still, um, after they win things, I know it's, it's like, but it's the president, but it's, but it's Trump.
[SPEAKER_00]: It kind of takes away the, the, the, the, the allure of going to the White House.
[SPEAKER_00]: Have you seen the White House lately?
[SPEAKER_00]: It looks like they're building a six flags.
[SPEAKER_00]: there's like cranes because they're building a fight the UFC fight they're building like a thing for it it looks insane i mean they've turned the white house into like six flags can talk you kingdom it's fucking crazy
[SPEAKER_00]: And the White House isn't even prestigious anymore.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's like this guy's, he's really, the economies in the shitter were at a war and nobody wants, you know, gas prices have never been higher, grocery prices have never been higher.
[SPEAKER_00]: We are spending trillions on this war.
[SPEAKER_00]: We can't afford to give people free health care or affordable health care.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, people are in real big trouble in this economy.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so you think from PR standpoint, maybe don't, maybe now is not the time to go to a rally that doesn't really seem necessary and introduce, you know, some, a fascist leader.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he's a bit fascist, you know?
[SPEAKER_00]: He's also, he's about to be 80, he's shooting his pants.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you get close enough, Jackson, you know, you might get a pink eye.
[SPEAKER_00]: So think about that.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, do what you want.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just think it looks, it's a weird look.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a weird look.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know that the NFL is very, you know, we're not, I'm not looking to athletes for political advice.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not looking to anybody for political advice.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know what I believe in.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like rights, that's my thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like rights.
[SPEAKER_00]: So if anybody likes rights, I kind of tend to vote for them.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Some people get swayed by what athletes do.
[SPEAKER_00]: And those people have rocks for brain, you know, their head is just full of rocks and they need somebody who throws a football well to tell them, you know, how to vote, I don't really care, I'm not influenced by Jackson Dark going to Trump, I'm not surprised, I'm also not surprised, a man whose name is Jackson, who was an Ole Miss quarterback.
[SPEAKER_00]: whose brother's name is Diesel.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's also very funny that Jackson Dart likes to adopt a lot of the characteristics and traits of cool black men, while also turning around and supporting a wildly racist sexist homophobic leader, who shits on minorities left and right with his policies as words as actions.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's very fun.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, this is a white kid who wants to be black until it's time to get pulled over.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then he's white again.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's the Justin Timberlake.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've seen this effect, Justin Timberlake used to be black.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, these guys want to adopt, because black people are cool.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're just effortlessly, they're cooler than white people.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can argue all you want.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's the truth.
[SPEAKER_00]: Black people are cooler.
[SPEAKER_00]: They've given more to our culture.
[SPEAKER_00]: We look to black people to tell us what's cool, what sounds good, what looks good.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, how do we dance, how do we season our food, everything?
[SPEAKER_00]: everything comes from black people and their culture and yet people like Jackson Dart will turn around and put a giant middle finger up after they have ice on there and they got the the grill he's got the fucking grill on and he's dancing to you know rap music in the locker room and he's probably saying the N word nothing confirmed but come on you have an old a guy from old miss you haven't you tell me he's never said the N word please.
[SPEAKER_00]: him and his brother diesel over there listening to Drake's three new albums, just like yeah, this guy knows how to be black.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but then to turn around and support somebody who literally shits on black people left and right in all minorities, you know, it's white privilege at its finest.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's it's really beautiful to see and beyond all of that, just beyond all of that, to support Trump means you're pretty okay with pedophilia.
[SPEAKER_00]: hey, it didn't get to me.
[SPEAKER_00]: It didn't touch me.
[SPEAKER_00]: So how can we be so sure, you know, women?
[SPEAKER_00]: They like to lie.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to believe this guy who's, you know, shedding his pants in public.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's not a pedophile.
[SPEAKER_00]: The files, they're all redacted.
[SPEAKER_00]: How can you tell?
[SPEAKER_00]: At the Corvette, I mean, it should be like, oh, you're supporting, you know, somebody who was best friends with a prolific pedophile
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, but logic goes out the window with these guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think they just think it's cool, you know?
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, he's a badass.
[SPEAKER_00]: President Trump's a badass.
[SPEAKER_00]: He doesn't give a shit about anybody.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's talking about shooting people on Fifth Avenue.
[SPEAKER_00]: Still get the votes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, these are not wrong.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it now is a weird time.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would I could I could totally understand why Jackson dart in his team would be like, yeah, go introduce Trump before the election Like yeah, go for whatever he's cool, but like we're not we're past the point of Trump being cool, and I'm not saying that somebody is like is just a liberal.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean like across the board
[SPEAKER_00]: Most people that supported Trump podcasters, comedians, they're all like, what the fuck this guy sucks, you know?
[SPEAKER_00]: Most people are coming out now and going, holy shit, this is too far.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it really wasn't the pedophilia, by the way.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was the war with Iran.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what really turned them.
[SPEAKER_00]: But anyways.
[SPEAKER_00]: you know, the ice ice, you know, what they've been doing to citizens that kind of got people turned on him, you know, the Andrew Schultz at the Ovan, you know, Joe Rogan still, he'll be like, what the fuck?
[SPEAKER_00]: But he doesn't really, he doesn't give a shit, he lives in another planet.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so does Jackson Dart.
[SPEAKER_00]: These people don't, they're not affected by Trump.
[SPEAKER_00]: But at the end of the day, they are not affected by President Trump.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: But from a PR standpoint, I'm very surprised that his team was like, yeah, let's go align with this guy who's now a wartime president, you know, who's completely, the economy is in the absolute dumpper.
[SPEAKER_00]: He is shit on the economy as much as he's shit in his pants.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's interesting.
[SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, we'll look back and laugh at people like this.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's not egregious.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let him be a quarterback.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, you know, it's crazy that people want to Tell him that he shouldn't be playing please my running back of the Packers Josh Jacobs just got five fucking felony charges for domestic violence.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's when we should be like you should not be allowed to play anymore.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, that guy should not be allowed to play
[SPEAKER_00]: Once found guilty, which I tend to believe when a guy has five charges from police for domestic violence, I tend to believe that that actually happened.
[SPEAKER_00]: One of the charges was strangulation, and suffocation, or some shit that's fucking dark.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's not far fetched to think of an athlete having some domestic violence.
[SPEAKER_00]: The kind of happens in football.
[SPEAKER_00]: That guy should not be a lot of play.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that's, that's my team's running back.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd rather lose every game than have that
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's just, it's gonna be interesting to be in a locker room with a bunch of black people, you know, after you introduce somebody who's policies go directly against black people.
[SPEAKER_00]: But these athletes aren't super affected by it.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're all millionaires.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, they'll be okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just not surprised by it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Also, did you know that he was raised
[SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, Jackson Dart may be somebody in 15 20 years is like, yeah, I shouldn't have done that, that was crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was stupid kid and he'll be let off.
[SPEAKER_00]: People go, yeah, you were a dumb kid who wanted to take black culture and then also be a white man.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, I'm not watching Summer House.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just, here's my thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a bravo, girly, in that I like Rosewives.
[SPEAKER_00]: I wanna see 60 year old women get drunk in yell about friendship.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's all I want.
[SPEAKER_00]: So any of these like Vanderpump rules summer house, I'm not into it because I don't care about people my age or younger.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't give a shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I don't give a fuck about people my age or younger.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to see a 65-year-old mix her zanx medication with a cocktail and then go off about why somebody's not a good friend.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what makes me happy.
[SPEAKER_00]: so i'm not really paying attention to summer house at all but i have a friend molly who is up a true bravo girly and she kind of looped me into the whole west wilson a man uh... ciaa bullshit uh... which is wild i don't know nothing about it i don't really give a shit uh... west wilson seems insane but i did yesterday i did see his news holy shit if you've seen those news
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I think.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just remembering what these nudes look like and I get gassy.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're real sad.
[SPEAKER_00]: Here's the most perplexing part.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you've seen West Wilson's nudes, which if you haven't, just go to go to X, type in West Wilson, and I don't know, like, you'll find them.
[SPEAKER_00]: You'll, you'll find, I believe in you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Especially if you're millennial, you've got this.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've been around the internet.
[SPEAKER_00]: We know how to do it.
[SPEAKER_00]: his nudes are so sad because I don't think he's hard in them and that's what's so perplexing.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't realize and I talked to my wife about this because she knows more about men than I do.
[SPEAKER_00]: She used to, you know, date them.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I didn't realize men were and I don't, she said they aren't.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, do men send nudes if they're flaccidic?
[SPEAKER_00]: Does anybody want that?
[SPEAKER_00]: And she was so confused too because she's like, no, like, I don't know
[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever, you got a small dick.
[SPEAKER_00]: If I was a man, I'd probably have a micro.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's be honest.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe not.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm pretty lanky girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: I probably have like a skinny pencil dick.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I don't really care.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's just interesting that maybe he's a grower, not a shower.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's just an interesting thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's three pictures and they're all, he's, he's, he's, he's limp.
[SPEAKER_00]: It looks very sad.
[SPEAKER_00]: At least get it hard sir.
[SPEAKER_00]: Show us what you're working with.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why any man would take a picture of like their pseudo-baby carrot, by the way, it curves to the left.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a hooker.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a hooker, Dick.
[SPEAKER_00]: It curves and it's small and sad.
[SPEAKER_00]: And maybe they all are when they're flaccid.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've not been around men in their natural habitat as their naked.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe that's what they look like, just packing peanuts in pancake booty.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe that's what naked guys look like to that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I say straight women and bisexual women anybody who's dealing with that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm praying for you every day.
[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus saves and I hope he saves you.
[SPEAKER_00]: I honor like a hard dick an erect dick is sexy.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can get behind that and in front of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: But a flaccid one, I'm not so sure we need to see that honey.
[SPEAKER_00]: Give it a little rub rub.
[SPEAKER_00]: What are you working with West?
[SPEAKER_00]: It was an odd choice.
[SPEAKER_00]: And maybe you can tell me, comment or whatever you want to do DM me.
[SPEAKER_00]: Please not dick pics, but DM me your experiences women are men sending flaccid dick pics and why.
[SPEAKER_00]: Unless they're like super hung.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, if they're just clanging around their knees, the top of their dick is clanging around their knees, fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: But like, if it's just a little flaccid to winture, I'm not saying his was two inches.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was probably like three.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was probably three.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe four.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was three curved.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's hard to tell.
[SPEAKER_00]: Their circumference wasn't great either.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm bringing in my old math that I learned in fourth grade.
[SPEAKER_00]: The compass that I used to compass to measure his dick and it was, it was not good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was just very perplexed by that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, it doesn't bother me to see, uh, leaked news of people who are not great.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, if you're on summer house and you cheated on your girlfriend with her good friend, I don't really care.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really feel one way or the other.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not searching out leaked news of female celebrities.
[SPEAKER_00]: Number one, I don't really care.
[SPEAKER_00]: But like a nude male celebrity, I'm going to see that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm much more interested in that, because I'm feel so disconnected from it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't feel harmful.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really care about men, so I'm just like whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Women I feel bad for, so I would never.
[SPEAKER_00]: And also like, you know, I've seen boobs in vagina is a, yeah, I have them.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would have why, I don't, I'm not moved by boobs.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't need to see anybody's boobs.
[SPEAKER_00]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_00]: But dex I know nothing about so that just was freaky.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me know your thoughts on the news Creepy stuff guys if you're gonna send a dick pick at least get it going I mean this thing was you know it was a cheeto it was a cheeto puff It was a cheeto puff and it curved just like that
[SPEAKER_00]: I also watched the crash on HBO, which was insane.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that was an insane documentary.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mackenzie Sharilla, the killer, that's what I call her.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the original, you know, hot cheeto, cookie monster, pyjama pants, high schooler.
[SPEAKER_00]: Another, you know, woman who appropriates black culture and then leans on her whiteness to get out of things.
[SPEAKER_00]: She can code switch real quick.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's in prison for at least 15 years.
[SPEAKER_00]: She'll probably be in there longer.
[SPEAKER_00]: She keeps getting in trouble in prison.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm saying she's right at home.
[SPEAKER_00]: She is thriving.
[SPEAKER_00]: She is, she belongs in prison and she's okay with being in prison.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, every day is summer camp.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's doing fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everything she would be doing on the outside.
[SPEAKER_00]: She can do in the inside.
[SPEAKER_00]: She can get her hands on drugs.
[SPEAKER_00]: She can manipulate people.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's eating good food.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you know in prison you can pay for people to eat really nice food?
[SPEAKER_00]: Not like stakes in mashed potatoes, but like burgers, chicken tenders, fries, desserts.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: They can hook you up in prison.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's all about money.
[SPEAKER_00]: If they're like, if you've got somebody who will pay for more commissary, you want better commissary.
[SPEAKER_00]: We got you.
[SPEAKER_00]: You want chicken tenders, $12.
[SPEAKER_00]: You want $3 chicken tenders, $12.
[SPEAKER_00]: they don't care.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone thinks prison is this place where people are like truly punished which they are, they are.
[SPEAKER_00]: But like you can have a decent life if you have money and she's got money from her parents.
[SPEAKER_00]: Her parents have never forced her to look at herself to kind of consider what she's done to really come to terms with the trauma.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's she's caused the death.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, the loss of life, her parents have never had her sit there and go maybe what I did was wrong.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's always know you're right.
[SPEAKER_00]: Everyone else is wrong or sweet baby angel.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I don't know if they were terrified of her, or if they just wanted to be her friend.
[SPEAKER_00]: Some people should not be parents.
[SPEAKER_00]: McKenzie-Schrill is parents should not have been parents.
[SPEAKER_00]: They should have been pet parents.
[SPEAKER_00]: And they would have been bad at that, but nobody would have died.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, they'd have like a German shepherd that like they never groomed.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it was only outside in the yard.
[SPEAKER_00]: And they fed it like shitty kibble.
[SPEAKER_00]: Never gave it walks.
[SPEAKER_00]: But you know what that German Shepherd never got in the car at 5 a.m. and 1.98 miles per hour into a wall.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like they should have just been pet parents.
[SPEAKER_00]: Instead, they had a child that they did not discipline or impart any wisdom onto or, you know, hold accountable for any actions.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, if your parents' school is smoking weed fine, they shouldn't be cool with you driving around with the giant blunts.
[SPEAKER_00]: They shouldn't be cool with you moving out at 17 years old to go live with your 1920-year-old boyfriend.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, her dad was saying, yeah, we let her go live with her boyfriend when she was 17 because she was ready.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck out of here.
[SPEAKER_00]: You just didn't want to deal with it.
[SPEAKER_00]: You just wanted to get high and hang out and, you know, just be like whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: You treated your daughter like she was a fun roommate.
[SPEAKER_00]: But that's what happens.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, when you don't when you don't hold the child accountable or teach them,
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to get him a Kenzie Shwerilla, and she's certainly not grown in prison.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now I understand from her perspective, she can't come out all of the sudden and be like, okay, I remember everything I absolutely did that on purpose.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, she can't sit with that because then she will be like, well, everybody will hate me then or well, everybody will know the truth and no, we know bitch, we know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's okay that you don't, you don't want to tell us, we know the facts are the facts.
[SPEAKER_00]: That car never had any brakes pressed down, it went 98 miles per hour or whatever into a wall.
[SPEAKER_00]: You had nothing in your system other than some weed, which we know you can drive with.
[SPEAKER_00]: If anything, you would have gone slower, bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: The car was yanked in a neutral.
[SPEAKER_00]: I always wondered what would have happened if they were to, like if a car is going 100 miles per hour and you throw it into park, it would probably flip.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was wondering what would happen, but maybe you know, I was thinking maybe they could have put it into park, but probably not.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean they would have gotten an accident either way.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, and I don't think that she would, I think she, you know, I don't know anything what mental illness.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure she has some, uh, could be borderline personality to disorder.
[SPEAKER_00]: She, she doesn't seem to really have remorse.
[SPEAKER_00]: And even in her prison interview, towards the end of the documentary, it's, it appeared as if she was trying
[SPEAKER_00]: It was like she was saying, okay, now look sad, how does a sad person look?
[SPEAKER_00]: Like she couldn't even access the feelings and emotions you would have after taking somebody's life times two.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was like she was like putting on a play, okay, now looks sad.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it didn't translate.
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like, is that psychopathy?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if she feels what normal people feel.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it also could just be stunted.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like she could just be, you know, she's still a 17 year old who does not understand her parents are not holding her accountable.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're not being like, hey, listen, we're not paying your commissary.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll check in with you in a year, you know, like you did something fucked up.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know, it's interesting, but
[SPEAKER_00]: That whole thing is crazy and I don't think in 10 years your parole is up in 2037 apparently she keeps getting in trouble and prison she keeps getting in fractions or whatever they're called almost you know I think she's had like 10 or 15 you know I don't see her When she's up her parole in 2037 with a lot of growth because she's not given the space to grow and this is not an excuse on her part I think that she is number one she doesn't have
[SPEAKER_00]: remorse.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she might be a bit of a psychopath.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think she has access to the feelings that you or I would have unless you're a psychopath listening.
[SPEAKER_00]: Psychopaths like podcast too.
[SPEAKER_00]: Unless we would feel like terrible.
[SPEAKER_00]: right or like I can't believe I did that or like you know probably some tears or if there weren't tears at least some words that that sounded earnest she doesn't have any of that I don't think she's able to feel that I don't think she's capable of feeling like true remorse or to understand what she really did it's almost like she stepped on two ants and everybody's freaking out and she's like who care like whatever you know it's like that's how she's treating it
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think she's going to be very mature.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she's in a rest of development forever.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think she's going to get out of prison and still be mentally 17.
[SPEAKER_00]: The same way in addicts, they say addicts are kind of stuck mentally where they're out when they develop the addiction until they really, really, really get into recovery and growth and whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: But, you know, if somebody gets addicted to something when they're 17 and they go through life and don't get clean until they're 35, they can be mentally 17 and they've got to work on some shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: They didn't have access to any of that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Same with child stars.
[SPEAKER_00]: Child stars, you know, at the point they get famous that sometimes that's when they can be stunted.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe Ariana Grande really is mentally 16.
[SPEAKER_00]: She seems like she's not, but who knows?
[SPEAKER_00]: We don't know her.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, so what will be interesting, 2037.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's up for Pearl.
[SPEAKER_00]: I doubt she's gonna get it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the families are gonna, you know, ask her to keep her locked up.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I mean, she could get out in her 30s and 40s and then I don't think she'll be affected at all.
[SPEAKER_00]: She'll be like, anyways, time to go get a car.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, she's very, it's a very interesting.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I think she's thriving in prison.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's doing everything she would do except she has a curfew now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Her parents still love her, she's got money, she's got access to social media.
[SPEAKER_00]: And you know, people want to say, well, in prison, you can't have phones, in prison, you can have access to the, hey, you can, in prison if you've got money, if you can make friends with a guard.
[SPEAKER_00]: there's plenty of things you can do in prison.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're going to let you get away with it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now sometimes they're going to take away your contraband.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're going to give you infractions.
[SPEAKER_00]: But like for the most part, you can do a lot of things.
[SPEAKER_00]: Has nobody seen or just a new black?
[SPEAKER_00]: Has nobody even seen anything about prison?
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's very likely that you can do a lot of things in there.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can guard to hook you up, you know, you can get
[SPEAKER_00]: for sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, so I see so many TikToks of prisoners.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think they may be in jail, but yeah, they're dancing.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's interesting.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's an inside look.
[SPEAKER_00]: Their phones are just hidden like under their toilets and shit.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, if you're in there for life, I don't care.
[SPEAKER_00]: you know Mackenzie's in there for a long time and she's she's just got a teenager mentality she's walking the yard she's still doing like high school hierarchy bullshit as if that fucking matters you know she's just stunted
[SPEAKER_00]: So it's very interesting.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would definitely if you haven't seen the crash.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just went on a ramble about that But hopefully you've seen that document.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you haven't go check it out.
[SPEAKER_00]: They did leave a lot out I think her boyfriend Dom was selling drugs who gives a shit that doesn't mean he deserves a die I age just certain things they left out like the Dom's dad was like gay who's really in the crypt though I'm like no, he was selling weed dude calm down
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I think that she was, there have been people that alleged that Mackenzie was selling her body.
[SPEAKER_00]: That she was a sex worker who knows.
[SPEAKER_00]: It could check out.
[SPEAKER_00]: She was also selling for Dom.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, these are young, you know, how many, I'm thinking back when I was 17, 18.
[SPEAKER_00]: I knew a lot of people like this that are so different now.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I don't blame a 17-18-year-old for smoking weed, for doing shrumes, for, for, you know, doing any experiments and with drugs, you know, we, if we're alive now, we're just lucky that we got out of that alive.
[SPEAKER_00]: I could have died a million times as a teenager and in person in my 20s.
[SPEAKER_00]: For sure, it just sucks that Dave Yon.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, he didn't get to outgrow this.
[SPEAKER_00]: He just got stuck in a shitty situation and he died.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's just some people are lucky in life.
[SPEAKER_00]: They get to have their experimental and rebellious phase and they get out of it and they look back and they go, holy shit, that was crazy times.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I'm so glad I'm different and I'm so different now.
[SPEAKER_00]: 20 years ago when I was 18 years old, holy shit, I was so different.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ew.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just lucky that I was able to go through that and grow and become a different person on the other side.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now look back and go, whew, glad I survived.
[SPEAKER_00]: Unfortunately, Davey on Dom didn't get to do that, and that's what's sad.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's shot at Davey on his family.
[SPEAKER_00]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_00]: His father's quote, if you're a parent, you should be using his father's quote for your own children.
[SPEAKER_00]: Show me your friends and I'll show you your future.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right, that is our show I believe.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm looking forward to the finale of euphoria and hacks.
[SPEAKER_00]: I do believe both of those leads are gonna die.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe not, Rue.
[SPEAKER_00]: I just can't see San Dea wanting to come back to euphoria.
[SPEAKER_00]: how funny would it be if the in the series finale of euphoria and the season finale of or the series finale of hacks and the season finale of euphoria just Deborah Vance and Rue Bennett just switch shows.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, that was dumb.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think Deborah Vance is going to die.
[SPEAKER_00]: He hacks, he hacks has been amazing from start to finish.
[SPEAKER_00]: What an incredible show.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're going out on a high note, which has got to be hard to do.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, when you're making such an
[SPEAKER_00]: And that goes for anybody to know when to leave in social situations, in work, in relationships, to know when to leave so that people miss you and aren't like, oh God, can you leave already?
[SPEAKER_00]: That is a gift.
[SPEAKER_00]: You for you on the other hand,
[SPEAKER_00]: They cut a left after season two.
[SPEAKER_00]: They could have been like, hey, it's over man.
[SPEAKER_00]: We lost Fes, Eric Dana's sick.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's been three, four years since last week.
[SPEAKER_00]: We shouldn't.
[SPEAKER_00]: We shouldn't know when to leave.
[SPEAKER_00]: They didn't know when to leave.
[SPEAKER_00]: And now they got a messy season.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm watching into this point of hate watching at the last episode was the best one I guess.
[SPEAKER_00]: The most stuff happening, but like I still think I'm watching four different shows each episode.
[SPEAKER_00]: each episode of before him like i'm watching three to four different shows i i can't this is it's way too much when they started last episode with um uh the background of ruse sponsor i forget his name i was just like we don't have time for this i really want to know his backstory but how we don't have time for this we have so much to wrap up in two episodes
[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't know, I think Deborah Vance is going to die in Hacks.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if Ruth's going to die, but I don't season day as signing on for another season.
[SPEAKER_00]: Ain't no way.
[SPEAKER_00]: She wants to go back to hang out with Spider-Man.
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll see.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks so much for listening.
[SPEAKER_00]: I love you so much.
[SPEAKER_00]: Go check out West Wilson's Nudes and let me know why guys are taking photos of their lipsticks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Go check out the crash.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you want to be aggravated for an hour, that was my upstate New York accent coming out aggravated.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you want to be aggravated?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so aggravated.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this garbage plate's disgusting.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, all right, let me tell you about my upcoming shows.
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't forget to join the Patreon if you want extra episodes of this podcast every single week, patreon.com slash Heather Shaw comedy this month.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm in Louisville, Salt Lake City, Denver in Orlando next month, July.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm in Cincinnati, Lawrence, Kansas, Atlanta, Georgia in August.
[SPEAKER_00]: I am in Lexington, Kentucky, uh, Lincoln, Nebraska, Norfolk, Nebraska.
[SPEAKER_00]: L.A. at the Comedy Store, San Diego, Phoenix, and then later on in this year on in Oklahoma City, Tulsa, Sunnyvale, California, Long Island, Long Island, Rochester, New York, going back up state, on Casville, Connecticut, at McGeegan, Son, Casino, baby, Washington, DC, Potstown, Pennsylvania, Louisville,
[SPEAKER_00]: Fort Wayne, Indiana, St. Louis.
[SPEAKER_00]: Am I saying your city yet?
[SPEAKER_00]: Come out.
[SPEAKER_00]: These are new jokes, guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: But maybe Illinois, Seattle, Portland.
[SPEAKER_00]: What other cities are we adding?
[SPEAKER_00]: I lost my list, but we are adding a bunch of cities as well.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to find it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Give me a second.
[SPEAKER_00]: I want to tell you about these upcoming cities.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think I lost it, guys.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know Portland's on there.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what else.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hold on a moment.
[SPEAKER_00]: I've almost got this, I don't have a producer.
[SPEAKER_00]: Can you tell?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if you could tell guys, but I do this all by my fucking self.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's fucking crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, added shows, Houston, Texas, Portland, Muhammad.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's pretty much it.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's our show.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you so much for listening.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is out a bit late, but I'm glad it's as I say, better late than later.
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
[SPEAKER_00]: See ya.