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[SPEAKER_01]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and you are listening to Psycho Bevel, an unfiltered half hour of gossip sessions, pop culture scrutiny, and stories we've never told in videos.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not just crazy talk, it's Psycho Bevel.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This week we discussed how the big apple kind of means a big worm, the scalpers screaming and snatching at the Pokemon Target Collaboration Launch.

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[SPEAKER_01]: and shares scathing review of Diane Warren.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, hello there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Gentlewoman.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Am I gentle?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have cuteness aggression like when you're like I do I do bad I do it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So like I'm not I'm not gentle in that way.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I Can't be trusted with a kitten.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like like You know whether social T's is the animal and so it begins

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[SPEAKER_00]: You said you know like if I see a little cute dog a little cute kid and like little little I want to squeeze it till it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yelp.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So a little bit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what you want to do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, but I want to That's my crazy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's my real loud.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I keep I keep my we all Lizard.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We all have the thoughts sometimes I don't have a thought it's ever and I've never have an I never will.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm I think I think not

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's if we keep the thought and check.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And so am I squeezing the kitten till it goes, ah, no.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Do I wanna?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And that's on self-control.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if I will since we're talking about animals.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I guess I'll just get right into it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So there I was walking through New York where I live.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If you learned the big apple.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, you know what the big apple means?

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[SPEAKER_01]: A big worm.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, a worm in the apple.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Come on.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The big apple needs to lean into the big apple.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What is what is mom Donnie's plan to get a big worm in the big apple?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think, I think, I think a worm in an apple is a little cliche.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, with things I've never experienced, a worm in an apple.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If I ever did, it would be over for apples.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to let you know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It would be so traumatizing that, like, yeah, no, it's a cliche that I, like, um,

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think we were prepared for it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They overexposed us to the concept as a young person.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And now it's just not a reality that we're living with.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Much like quicksand, when do you ever experience quicksand?

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[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, OK, well, you know, they really told us we were going to be experiencing quicksand a lot.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I know a few people who I wish would experience quicksand.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Experience.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But what I was saying, plus you know like these days nowadays and you're buying an apple at the store, you gotta bring it home.

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[SPEAKER_00]: First of all, I hope you're inspecting it at the store for like holes and defects and stuff.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But like you gotta come home, you know there's a wax on that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You gotta peel off the sticker, you gotta wash it, you gotta look for holes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: A worm's not getting in your apple if your apple don't have a hole.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was trying to what?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Period.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was trying to pick an onion the other day at the grocery store and a lot of soft spots on the onion and I'm thinking, is that okay?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's okay for an onion.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I would have avoided a spot on an apple, but well, and I'm looking for a mushy, gushy, mealy, apple.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, ma'am, no, Pam.

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[SPEAKER_00]: An onion is kind of sisters to an apple in my head.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you ever go to like a Halloween carnival where they like did caramel onions instead of apples to really get you as a trick as a Halloween trick?

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, they didn't do that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But I do think you should do one onions that one, and you say one of these is gonna have one.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So be careful.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's like when you're playing rage cage the drinking game are you familiar?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I am not.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you've played.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's all the cups in the middle.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's fun to do a surprise fireball cup instead of a beer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Rage cage.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Rage cage.

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[SPEAKER_00]: All the cups are in the middle and you're chasing each other's cups around the table and you're trying to stack.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Rage Cage.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I am at the bars of my enclosure banging the bars.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You have a little metal cup in your bag.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, that's my Rage Cage.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Or you're locked and caged with the, and you take a

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, you're talking about a penis cage.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and the penis itself is feeling the rage because the bone or pill, I'm imagining what a rage cage could be, you know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's in your mind.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, I usually will, yes, hand, but I...

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think I'm ready to move on from.

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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, and you were talking about the big apple, and then I got some of the big words.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So there I was in the big, worthless apple, walking down the street, I was playing Pokemon Go.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know how they do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I got stuck at a light New York Influenza.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, hey, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, Cory.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Congratulations.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You did it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He got his 999 excellent throws.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He got his.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Fifty.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Platinum medals.

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[SPEAKER_01]: 80 Platinum medals.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I've had medals up the Wazoo for years.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What are the requirements for level 80 because Corey just accomplished it?

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[SPEAKER_01]: What was, was there anything that was holding you back just the excellent throws?

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[SPEAKER_00]: level 80 Pokemon go the threshold was something to do with medals.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I had plenty of medals.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It was like 80, 80 raids, 80 battle PvP wins.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And that's going to hold me back.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm on 79 right now and I'm like, how do you know what some Pv I need to ask you?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Will you send me like your go to lineups for each cup?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I will, but because actually you should know the battles was the first one I can't believe.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Of course.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The PvP.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I love a PvP.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't really do the PvP.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And you know what?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I read that it's the best way to get synostones and I'm just not finding that to be true.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, then I, well, you can do a PvP versus a person in real life and just quit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Have them quit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that seems like cheating.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well,

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[SPEAKER_00]: You didn't hear him from me anyways.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, level 80.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was I was really in the trenches trying to make sure I beat you there and Another friend of mine who plays the game because I've got really stuck on having to walk 400 kilometers in the winter here in New York And so you guys had both progressed ahead of me

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, a lot of the walking challenges, Krutan really gets that done for me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you put your phone on his collar and send him out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I, yeah, I do a little dangly carrot in front of him.

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[SPEAKER_01]: See, like, carrots.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, you know, what's his carrot?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I guess, like, uh, he would tell me your his father.

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[SPEAKER_01]: A doughnut.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He would love a doughnut.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He's never gotten a doughnut.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He'll never get a doughnut.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, is that illegal?

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[SPEAKER_01]: A steak?

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[SPEAKER_01]: What does a dog want?

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's steak, a bone, bone.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So there I was.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Also, you can't just yell pause pause.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's very triggering for me thinking you're not recording the episode.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, am I just looked, don't worry.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Is that also what you yell when you forget it?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Recorded, we're five minutes in.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I can say there's more there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was cross in the street in New York and what do I see a mouse riding you're you're never gonna believe it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I see a mouse riding on a city bike that someone else is riding

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, so the mouse leaps from the city bike as it's crossing the street and like lands in the street and then does unfortunately get hit by a car.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm laughing but the mouse was looking very it was giving Stuart little levels of like

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[SPEAKER_00]: animation like this look like an animatronic CGI mouse leaping from the city bike into the street just to then get not not what he wanted not what he was hoping for when he failed but I thought

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[SPEAKER_00]: This girl this girl then was crossing the street towards us and she screamed when she saw it And I was like honey, you didn't even see it get hit by the car You're just looking at dead mouse in the road Many such cases So the screams.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she gave a real like loud scream like Endanger girl Molly you and danger girl.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, so that was it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So I saw a mouse died this week.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus Christ.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Was there a faith hill song in the Stuart Little Soundtrack?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, my initial thought was, where are you, Chris?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I always think that too, Stuart Little.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's Faith Hill in the Grinch Soundtrack.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There was a Stuart Little song.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, was there, wasn't there?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think Google says Fathil was not on the store little movie.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't tell you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really know much about the story of the movie.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my mom thought he was just the cutest.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She had cute aggression when she thought this is too much.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Why now?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I am on this to a little.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I have to be.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let me tell you why you haven't seen it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, first of all, you're not, you're not.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I knew.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I actually didn't know this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, your name is as starring as Mrs. Little.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Stewart Little's mom.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Who?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Gina Davis.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Gina Davis.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, let me just tell you by the way, you know I make the daily mini cross or you maybe you don't.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I make the daily mini cross word for a queerty.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Gina Gina from Gina Davis is a great word to put in your little five by five minis.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, why don't you save it?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Find something else.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's got to be other words.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that, well, it's fun to get to put her in, I think of you when I do it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Next year for your birthday, I'll do an all June and Davis themed mini crossword.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, what was that crossword as I do?

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[SPEAKER_01]: What is that woman's name?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Diane Warren.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Diane Warren.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I actually have a couple of things to talk about with Diane Warren.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so you may know her.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You may experience her as the most losing Oscar loser.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She's us at the queerties.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm saying I saw that she said I think she posted a picture with share or maybe she just posted that this was what share said about her.

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[SPEAKER_01]: In fact, let me Google it because I don't want to miss a quote at share.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Who Diane Warren?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Diane Warren, share.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hold.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We should have that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Vamp a bit while we're on pause.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Vamp a bit.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm on a weird website.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm on a hold on.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She posted a picture of her in share.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: First of all, I've never seen a more smudged picture in my life.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like the fingers rested on the lens for two hours.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I found it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's giving, it's giving Vaseline on the lens.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, it's giving season one drag race.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's giving, um, who's that newt?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Gingrich, his wife, I was about to say the guy go lizard.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, you know how his wife is always posting like edited pictures of herself in him, but she photoshopped the hell out of herself but not him.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She's softer than anything you can imagine.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd like to imagine that's her, what she really is like, anyway, Diane Warren posted a picture of her in share.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's very soft, very smudgy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And the caption is quote, you're annoying, but you write great songs.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And quote, ha ha, thanks at share.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You couldn't, you couldn't waterboard that out of me if I were posting a picture of me in a celebrity and somebody, and the celebrity says, you're annoying as hell.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what that is what you say somebody has said share has said about you share called me annoying yeah listen in 2011 this would be Diane Lane's Instagram bio twitter bio Diane Lane and Diane Warren whatever her name is Diane Lane

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, she's an actress.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Diane Pappas of a certain age.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You're thinking Nathan Lane, you're thinking Diane Keaton.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Babe, Diane Lane, she's an actress.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure, aren't we all the world's identity?

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[SPEAKER_00]: The world's identity.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The world's identity.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The world's identity.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't catch it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, Diane Warren.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's an elite.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Diane Warren, annoying but right-screate songs.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Good to know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Good to know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I had another, oh, she made her own crossword.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This is why we got to Diane Warren.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I do you think she made her own crossword or do you think so Diane Warren has to be a popular name?

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[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It ain't no Corey cool.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're ain't one of a kind.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You go to Diane Warren's phone book.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, there's your questioning if it was the real Diane Warren making the Diane Warren themed crossword.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, was the whole thing themed or just had one clue about Diane Warren.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If my name was Diane Warren and I was not that Diane Warren.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you better believe.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I would be drawing attention to it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I think it was about it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it was I'd be pretending I needed a special table at a restaurant day.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, it was like Diane Warren was the guest editor of The Crossword for the day, like they have a guest editor every day.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I could be the guest editor and I could not agree.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And it could be in the clear, the clue could be about me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, she, and she, she planted of the like 10 clues in the three by three crossword or whatever.

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[SPEAKER_01]: One of the clues is her own name.

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[SPEAKER_01]: listen, sometimes you have to.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think she's I don't think she did all the other clues and all she could fit in the final blocks with her own name.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, you have to pick a place.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She's parted with her own name and worked around.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what you do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's how you make a crossword.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You got to start somewhere.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Sometimes you're like, oh, it's for 20.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let me make a weed themed mini crossword.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you ever try to make like designs and where the blocks go?

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[SPEAKER_01]: So like, it looks like- I do have- I do have to climb.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I do have to climb.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I do have to climb.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's only so many spots you can put those black squares.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So, okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But yes, I try, I do try to keep it symmetrical, but that's usually like kitty corner or like all four corners blocked out, you know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Cool.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What else is that going on in your life?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, there I was.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Is this a safe space?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a little bit today, a little safe.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't talk about this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This was a bullet point from a couple from a couple weeks ago.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So Pokemon did a merch drop with a store that we're not shopping at.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you familiar?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, target.

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[SPEAKER_01]: correct.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you're going to have to narrow it down.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're,

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[SPEAKER_01]: and what you may find to be the threshold might not be the same as what somebody else finds to be the threshold, but if we are all being mindful about how we are spending and trying to educate ourselves in each other, I think that is the best route to be.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You cannot be a purist, you will go without having anything and you know what, there are things you sometimes have to buy!

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[SPEAKER_01]: With all that said, go on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: With all that said, the Pokemon Target Merch Drop Collaboration was on a Saturday and stores open at seven.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm an early riser, even on the weekends, I'm usually naturally awake by six or six, 30.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Even if I stay up late, my body's like, get up, it's time to get up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I live within walking distance to a couple targets because New York is large and I thought, you know, I'm just going to mosey on over and just see what they have.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, nobody's going to go at seven in the morning.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That would be, that's crazy talk.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So I walk to my local target.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's got a couple of different entrances.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm standing at the front by myself.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, oh dang, I really am the only one coming here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I get in.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I find out there was like a second entrance.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's a long ass line of people and I'm like, Oh my god, what this is giving black Friday sale.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to be at, but

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[SPEAKER_01]: Was it was it like people buying as much as they could to resell?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and here's what I will say.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It was very obvious which of the people in line there were scalpers in which Which people in line were there already wearing Pokemon merch standing in line playing Pokemon go on their phone Like waiting and being kind and nice and then the people who were clearly there just to buy stuff to then resell it on eBay or We're trying to resell it

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, truly, I hated it too, especially considering I thought I was about to be the only one in this story, and then there was a long outside.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So then they get ready to pull open the gates.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're all like, if any of you run and you're not, you're not coming in.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I, I'm not, if I see you running, I'm not going to let the cash you ring you up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, good, get her Jade, so they have everybody speed walking to the walking around the corner, they're like, it's back there by the video games and DVDs and books and shit, and then the people just start running and I'm like, oh, girl, and I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I'm like, oh no, I

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to be in this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I just wanted to see what the starter jacket can't to region starter jacket looked like.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I wanted to be able to try it on and see if it looked cute on me before I decided if I wanted to actually buy it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Didn't matter, there were only six of them in the store and they were grabbed up by people running, not me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No way, they didn't have enough of everything that needed to be had.

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[SPEAKER_00]: know they had like six of everything and then like the that was like in store they didn't even have all the stuff I had looked online the night before to see all the stuff they had and they had some of those like um blind box water bottles that actually were kind of cute words like you'll get one of these six people it was like sidelok and i don't know evey and squirtle but

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[SPEAKER_00]: They were cute and they were only like $10.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, who doesn't need it?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, nobody needs another water bottle at this stage.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But I thought I could have another one.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They didn't even have them at the store.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So they had such a limited option.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Everything was like, grand sacked people, pushing people's agreement.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, oh, no, I'm not.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Worth a worth.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Was there really people screaming?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I thought one of the employees there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, they also had like security there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And this guy like cut the line and grabbed one of the starter jackets, security starts yelling at him.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He snatches it out of his hand.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The guy snatches it back.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Then he starts walking away like deeper into the store.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And there's only one entrance exit to this.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And so then they're all walking.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, I don't know where he thinks he's going.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody's going to let him buy that jacket.

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[SPEAKER_00]: have the jacket, can I have the jacket when you pry it for this cold dead-a-hand?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because I, and where's the mirror?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Because I want to try this song.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, did you get to try it on?

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't know what happened to that man, but the starter jackets were gone in an instant.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know, little-known facts, there are other checkout areas in the store, like often often the electronic section you can check out at a, at a, a various, they had, they had skeleton crew work in this target at a 7 a.m. And I heard people yell and they were mad.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They were like, should we go try the other one?

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[SPEAKER_00]: further down, which was like one subway stop ride or like a 15-minute walk.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, you think you're going to walk the 15 minutes the other one and you're in there's not going to have had this pen at that one too.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It will have been ransacked.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was like maybe I'll buy the cute they had like a EV hat and like a ditto hat wanted one of those didn't get it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Didn't see a

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[SPEAKER_00]: merchless in Seattle.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, you know, my conscious slept well that night knowing that I didn't shop at Target.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They have another drop of the other drop coming.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The first, I think is the first Saturday at June.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, am I going to try that again?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Am I going to be the runner?

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I will say when they do a merch collab with anybody Pokemon, it is the usual suspects.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I need can't-to-stuff.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I need, like, I don't need a Charizard thing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't need a Pikachu thing and I don't need an EV thing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Expand your mind.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You have like 700, I don't even know how many.

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[SPEAKER_01]: A thousand?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Pokemon now?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Truly, truly.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So how many times you're going to slap Charmander on something?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I would find it, I bet you anything, it sells less with kids, if it's not Charmander, Charizard, but it's like, I would find it really charming to start seeing more random miscellaneous Pokemon on merch collabs, and part of why I've loved Pocopia so much, and Pockemon Goats, be honest, is a,

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[SPEAKER_01]: spending time with Pokemon that are maybe Pokemon that I would never glance twice at when just like appreciating the full list.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like, um, like did I, did I max out, buddy up and and and and make my Shondo on Fescent all of that stuff?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I did.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and there's something special about that, but you're never going to get a Fescent.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Merch collab at Target.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Fescent.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What's its name?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Unfescent.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm feeling a very unfescent right now because of it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We're, we are neglecting IPs.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Let the IPB be extorted.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Come on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: T's an animal.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he's collected a fescent.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Please.

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[SPEAKER_01]: T's police.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, I would, I would love to see a rubbish garbage can.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think they make that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, Pokemon Target, get on it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like it seems doable.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What did I see?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Some sort of, who was that slow bro?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Some sort of slow bro, or maybe it was Polly World, sponge holder for your kitchen?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll take great, who would look in the great next year, Easy Squeeze, don't do so.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, now you're getting it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, I can't believe how much I feed and pet my Pokemon and I still haven't reached 100 best buddies.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That what's that's what's crazy to me is knowing that you have more best buddies than I do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: How do they I think anybody's gonna get 200 best buddies?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The process is giving me a headache.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I switch my Pokemon, I pet them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I feed them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I battle them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I switch my Pokemon, I pet them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I feed them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I battle them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They need to really readjust all of this.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I know we've gone over this before.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But they really need to readjust what gives you a little heart for your Pokemon.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of things that could give you a heart, if it's your buddy, and they should expand it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, have you seen how they're doing like with some of the mega raids now, like you can catch something, and it's like already maxed out megaed.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the gigantic they should, they should do that for best buddy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: like maybe you read it and you catch it and it's already halfway there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There needs to be more perks for best buddy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If it is your best buddy, it should have the amount of distance for mega energy and for candy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If you're a best buddy with something, it should have a permanent CP upage.

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[SPEAKER_01]: If you have a best buddy, it should give you plus three to the damage for, you know, whatever.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There needs to be real perks for doing that much work.

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[SPEAKER_00]: baby, they didn't even give me real perks for hitting level 80.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This has been a 10 year excursion.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I have now answered that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, tell me why they're giving me seven lucky eggs at level 80 when I don't need experience anymore.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's actually crazy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, one for it should they should give you plus 500 Pokemon storage.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They gave me a hundred, but it's like give me a million stars to like level something up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, give me give me something good.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They give me five super incubators.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They give me seven lucky eggs.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They give me 50 pineapple barriers as if I didn't just delete them immediately, because they take up space in my bag.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I would like to speak to the manager.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There's got to be a way for us to give this constructive criticism because you do not mean lucky eggs.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Is that what they're called?

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[SPEAKER_01]: You do not need eggs for experience.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Even when they switched, what was the previous level max out at?

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[SPEAKER_00]: 50, 50, 50.

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[SPEAKER_00]: When they switched to level from 50 to 80, I already had enough experience to already cross the experience threshold to be level 80.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Why you given me any eggs?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you know, unless they're cadbury cream eggs, I don't want them.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, a little devil day.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Mr. Thing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You they need to do an egg collaboration with an egg company.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They need to do a Cadbury egg collaboration with Execute.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hello there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, I meant to bring this up for a while.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Our, our Funko pops like our mom's collected precious moments dolls.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What is the precious moment doll?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Like little precious moments figurines, you know, Google that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You Jackie definitely had a precious figure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: a precious moment.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, but oh my god, these are at every estate sale.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like we get at these where your Funko pops.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Let me tell you, precious moments walked so Funko pop could run.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, but just Google images image searching precious moments.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know I want to touch them.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know exactly what those feel like.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I'm talking about?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like a nice chalky, sir.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Talky, talky.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a little grainy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You might like scratch your finger.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Not grainy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's soft and chalky.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's why my mom would not.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let us touch her precious woman stuff.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I almost want to lick it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Almost.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Almost.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm not going to because I have control.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You can relate to Precious Moma.

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[SPEAKER_00]: My mom had a Precious Moments Angel Tree Topper for Christmas time.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Let me tell you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I loved.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You pull that thing out of the box.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it had bedhead.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I would have to.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Five little money.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What do you mean?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It has hair.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, yes, it was like a more of a it wasn't glass.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It was I'm like more of a plastic.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I had a beautiful white dress I had I had a pull on Bob.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't like it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm Here look here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you right now Google it precious moments Angel Tree Topper.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It was the second image that came up She oh, she always need a little brush when she came out of the box Earl.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my mom's going to be disappointed to find out they're only nine dollars on eBay

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, why is she running at the 6 a.m. at the store to get the precious moments collapse to resell

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know she had it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know her game.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know she had it like that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Done it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Here we go.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Press this moment salt and pepper shaker.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I will be sending your way.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You think there were precious moments, scalpers back in yieldy times?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, absolutely.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, absolutely.

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[SPEAKER_01]: For sure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So scalpers were around since the beginning of capitalism.

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[SPEAKER_01]: resellers.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're running in the store.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're taking the precious moment.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Salt and pepper shakers, the precious moment's Christmas tree topper.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I did like the, the, um, in the parking lot.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And they're saying you want this double.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like the reseller and the Cartoon Hercules selling the sundial watches under his coat.

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[SPEAKER_00]: like me as Sally seeshell itself.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but in the herkielie in times.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Honey.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Honey, herkielies.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, wait, no, before we go, you know what I did last night, I rocked out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I saw you're in the story.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you know what?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, y'all may know, maybe last year, I think I discovered Haley Williams.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, nobody told me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Last year you discovered Haley Williams.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This year you discovered Diane Lane.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I still don't know Diane.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Let me Google her.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Diane Lane.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Diane Lane.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Dustin, no.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Wow, there's a lot of pictures.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She's real.

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[SPEAKER_01]: famous.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I went to see Haley Williams last night and I was rocking out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was, you know, it was a lot of, um,

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[SPEAKER_01]: Queer looking individuals with a lot of blunt bangs, okay?

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[SPEAKER_00]: My angel Christmas tree top or what a fit right in.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, the hair color was presented by Good Di Young, which is Haley Williams hair dye company.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, brand.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And you showed up not in a black teal, like blubbing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was overrepresented in good, die young shades.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Everyone had yellow hair and pink hair and blue hair.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, OK, it was a feast for the eyes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, that's what we'll call it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It would be triggering the average American voter, I think, that type of clientele.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was so excited.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I felt very safe.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it was like, they them central.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was a nice, it was a nice five and I was rocking out and there was rock music.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes It was fun.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did she play any pair more songs?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Couldn't tell you did she play ain't it fun?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Ain't it fun?

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, but every time it was a song transition, she may have done pain if I don't think so.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But I think it was all the new album, mostly if not all.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I guess you could look up on the track list, whatever.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know I love going to setlist.fm.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yes, go out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll be there.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Go ahead and say, well, when she was introducing each song and it was kind of like a moment of people not knowing what each song was about to be, I love to be and like, I think she's gonna do airplanes, I think, or when she was about to bring out a guest, she's like, now this next person who I'm bringing out, I'm like, oh, here it comes, B-O-B.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was never B-O-B.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She brought out Jackie Anson off and I thought,

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[SPEAKER_00]: Sure, whatever, this, I hear I am at setless.fm, they do not have the setlist for your show that you saw, but they do have the one for Oakland earlier in the week, and I assume it's pretty similar.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, ain't nobody.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well, well, she also didn't do airplanes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Damn.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The B.O.B.

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[SPEAKER_00]: is a flatter, they're probably for the best.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, you didn't know that about B.O.B.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't like it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Come on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Is it true American rapper B.O.B.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Bobby Ray Simmons, Jr. is a prominent

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[SPEAKER_00]: flat earth conspiracy theorist.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Even going as far as referring to himself as flat earth Bob.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's nothing sacred.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought we still had Bob.

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[SPEAKER_00]: In 2016, he released a diss track called Flatline, attacking Neil DeGross Tyson after arguing with him on Twitter, whether or not earth was flat.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This is, this has changed.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the year, the year, the year.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's actually, did that happen this year?

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, 2016.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Can we give a few 10 years old a nom for few to the year?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's dig it up.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I think it, I think it's actually bubbling under.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a bubbling under, a few to the year.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I think if we were to give it enough attention, it could rise.

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[SPEAKER_01]: to the occasion to the occasion.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, so maybe it's on the short list.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And if it's a very peaceful year, maybe it'll be able to sneak its way into the noms.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know, I do think we've been having a rather peaceful year, nothing bad going on in the end of the world news.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Speak on that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I believe that airplanes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, well, we're going to be blind too.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You can find me, oh, where can you find me?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I don't think you can find me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, all right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you can find me thinking about giving kittens a little.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But not doing it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But thinking about it, but not doing it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: OK. All right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: OK. OK, bye.

