[SPEAKER_09]: Hi, this is Dan Blocker, and this is a bundle of security.
[SPEAKER_06]: Michael Merra, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can listen to the Michael Merra Show at michomerasho.com.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow, what a happy year.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_09]: But I want to excitement when you have today.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's the Michael Merra Show with michomerra and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope you don't think me, uh, pervy when I say, uh, when I hear that new music that I sent along, uh, a while back there, that it will just as, uh, the video presentations and, uh, and I do the, uh, the audio.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I, I, I have this vision of, uh, like, Latin, women dancing freely to the, uh, yeah, so that's not the vision I do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm not talking about it right now to you, but hold on just a second.
[SPEAKER_02]: My question is, I can walk you up a creepy intro.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just thought that, you know, it's very, would you agree that it's very stark?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's very, it is, it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: And did I, and sometimes I wonder when I, when I sent that along, did it not fire your creative juices like the, like the pirates did?
[SPEAKER_12]: If everyone has their own, you know, bucket of things that interest them, but maybe he's a pirate guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Try to avoid being creepy, try to avoid.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I certainly wasn't creepy when I wrote the music.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was not, you know, but I'm sorry, lyrics.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't want to make it like a look like a singer to my, right intro.
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't want like a cultural appropriations type issue.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm picturing, yeah, you're like a bottle.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I was picturing the fighting, the baronoco boxing that you like.
[SPEAKER_12]: Could you do that with the girls on the video?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's kind of a window into his soul, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh?
[SPEAKER_12]: Kind of a window into your soul, actually.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, the fact that you thought of that in terms of a... Well, no, I mean, I'm trying to make it be all Mike.
[SPEAKER_12]: And that's exactly what you really enjoy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, no, but that is nothing to do with what I wanted for the music, which is a lovely festive tune.
[SPEAKER_02]: I agree, but I also kind of like Rob's idea of the countdown is being just things in your brain.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's the better that it box in.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's flipped to the girl's fishing in a bikini.
[SPEAKER_02]: Then it goes to the journey.
[SPEAKER_02]: The slot machine.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I think, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: On today's show, I've got a lot of stuff that...
[SPEAKER_03]: is coming out of the intergovernment that is not really quite normal but anybody that's listened to this show for any length of time would know that it's not quite normal the way my brain works.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well none of our brains are normal.
[SPEAKER_12]: I guess Josh has the most normal brain.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you just suck up to him.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, that's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You just do you honestly think properly?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, do you honestly think, if you ever, I don't think you've ever sucked up to anybody more than Josh.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never heard anything like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we used to work with Donnie.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's, oh, yeah, you sucked up to Don.
[SPEAKER_03]: God damn, did you say, you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: But that, to me, that will always be a favor you did for me, pal.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_03]: My name was Purely Survivor.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a party this weekend.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can't make it.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, across well on the air as best friends.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Whether it was real or not.
[SPEAKER_03]: So does he?
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you question whether his friendship with you is real?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's real.
[SPEAKER_03]: It feels real to me.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's real to me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Robin, I have a real friendship.
[SPEAKER_12]: We do.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: And it's exciting for me.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's not sucking up as much as it is exciting.
[SPEAKER_12]: I even had a new friend in years.
[SPEAKER_03]: You like, you know, when when you lost Twitch, God rest his wonderful soul, you know, that was that was in Josh feels that void a little bit for you, you know, we don't want to use my parks and things like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, so it's legit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I've learned a lesson.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_02]: I would never be a God parent of my kids.
[SPEAKER_02]: Never works out.
[SPEAKER_03]: that is so weird that you brought that up.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is so so weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that a reference to one of the other hosts on the show?
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, it could be, you know, you don't want to partner up a God parents, certainly.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe it's worked for both of you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's true.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is true.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that was the second.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was the ultimate suck up man.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, no, you know what?
[SPEAKER_12]: That was actually carries idea because she was suck up.
[SPEAKER_12]: She sucked up to them, too.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, that's true.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did it get you a raise?
[SPEAKER_12]: Uh, no, ultimately it got my pay cut.
[SPEAKER_12]: But not great judgment, but survival.
[SPEAKER_12]: Survival, I've got.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the both of these friendships, you know, you know, well, I don't know if they benefited me, not necessarily.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, they probably didn't benefit me because I was, I was off here and we'll hand on here the, you know, the source of, you know, Don and Rob's friendship was based on talking about other people.
[SPEAKER_12]: It was.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was included in that.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, so that was, that was an accomplishment.
[SPEAKER_02]: That makes sense.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because robbing my friendship is based on talking about you.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's much more out there like you lay it out on me very much.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know it every day on the show And there's nothing behind the scenes about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't have that kind of that that chip.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't have that paranoia chip, which is I had more of it with I've had more of that paranoia chip with other Incarnations you know show.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even nearly now when you have nothing you don't have to have a worry about
[SPEAKER_12]: But maybe one of the sources of sucking up was also paranoia.
[SPEAKER_12]: Be aware of that.
[SPEAKER_12]: It was a survival instinct.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean by that?
[SPEAKER_12]: Because you could play along and then you would not talk yourself.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know whether you were talking about yourself.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, I am talking about myself is that probably one of the reasons that I was sucking up was so I wouldn't have to be paranoid.
[SPEAKER_12]: about losing your job exactly and you know what I did this sounds almost silly in retrospect but it's so true it was a it was not what I require or call a healthy work environment at that time no no I don't think I don't know if we even knew it I don't think we did
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think I kind of thought because that was my first foray into major market stuff.
[SPEAKER_12]: If you don't know any other, you know.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the way it rolled.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And money and fame covers a lot.
[SPEAKER_02]: It, uh, it's kind of twisted things.
[SPEAKER_12]: And yet I had neither.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you were close to it.
[SPEAKER_02]: You had fame to a degree.
[SPEAKER_12]: You had to a degree.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was fame adjacent.
[SPEAKER_03]: You liked that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You'd be recognized.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is such a weird start to the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's such a strange energy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't mean I was going to start with something very, very innocent.
[SPEAKER_03]: But this is for true.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is real stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, this is the real nitty gritty.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was toxic.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a toxic mean spirited confrontational exclusive.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not like a needle's type of who would you piss off being excluded.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, and of course there was always the reassuring phone calls 30 minutes after the mics went off.
[SPEAKER_03]: which is, you know, just not, you know, and Rob, you still have that when I call you, you know, and we had an experience with it yesterday.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yesterday, it was, I was at the, I was not even in the waiting room.
[SPEAKER_12]: I was in the examination room waiting for my Asian doctor.
[SPEAKER_12]: You answered the phone.
[SPEAKER_12]: I thought, hello.
[SPEAKER_12]: I really thought I'd stepped in it.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I'm before you get three rings before it goes to voicemail.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, John, it doesn't know what a gesture of the rock puts up the little teases on social media.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they're very cleverly written.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was calling him to say, that's kind of cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: It just, I think that's,
[SPEAKER_03]: In my opinion, and it's tough when you're one of the hosts of the show to see whether that's legit or not, but it also, I thought it was a very interesting, he does little descriptions and they're all over the place, but they're fun, so they all have something to do with the talk.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was calling him to come out like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, yeah, you were telling the, to call on the tell me did a good job.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I had calling to give him an out of a way, and it was just like, it was awkward.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was awkward.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because you were so, like, oh, I,
[SPEAKER_12]: I didn't, I didn't, yeah, it was, I was, I weigh answered in a defensive crowd.
[SPEAKER_12]: I did.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm, because I'm, a lot of stuff runs very deep in me that's hard to get rid of.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: And, and, you know, it's, and I know you hate being on the phone.
[SPEAKER_12]: So when I see you call me, I'm thinking,
[SPEAKER_12]: What could I have screwed up today?
[SPEAKER_12]: Show one.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know why I hate the phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_03]: I You know, probably because you're broken from years past.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's inefficient.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I also think that no.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll throw this out and then you guys tell me what you think.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't mind a phone conversation.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when I gravitate to the phone, this is me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm doing the truth here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I gravitate the phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_12]: It was always something wrong.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah, it was and it's a for example.
[SPEAKER_12]: I bet you love If you have the opportunity like if you were to call up your cousin Teddy great guy love talking to him You could talk to him for 45 minutes no problem, but if you call some okay 30 But if you were to call somebody based on the show it's like it's already you've got a bad taste in your mouth
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the whole idea though of phone conversations for me, I don't think the show is all that related to it as much as just I don't like talking on the phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: I always have I I don't know why I don't like talking to them, but I there was a lady in a neighborhood I lived in one time that went on power walks and she'd come by the house and she'd be walking on the street and I'd be in the front yard and she I would hear her conversation from like six houses down all the way through and she's just like that but obviously she's going on like maybe an hour walk sure and she's talking the whole time I don't think there's any way I could ever do that.
[SPEAKER_12]: There are people, do you remember the guy that my father worked with that would say everything was great?
[SPEAKER_12]: I've talked about him before.
[SPEAKER_12]: He was a really nice guy, but he was a nudge.
[SPEAKER_12]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm going to the beach.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, that's great.
[SPEAKER_12]: We should come down there.
[SPEAKER_12]: We'll bring a bucket of chicken.
[SPEAKER_09]: It'll be great.
[SPEAKER_09]: Great, great, great.
[SPEAKER_12]: Had me talker.
[SPEAKER_12]: But when my father retired,
[SPEAKER_12]: he would call him every time he had a long drive and my dad said I don't appreciate being his entertainment for an hour and that's really what some people do yeah and in my case maybe when i've had a few uh... you know adult beverage relations then i that that is my because i do it a lot in the car
[SPEAKER_03]: That's terrible what I just say.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_02]: If I call him, he's trying to get off the phone call as soon as he says hello.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fantastic.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my game now is how long can I keep him on the phone?
[SPEAKER_02]: I've done it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've done it with people.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Once that is so cruel Saturday or Sunday, I got him to seven minutes.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's my new record.
[SPEAKER_09]: that's pretty great.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what it is, but it really, uh, it's really a weird thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love hearing updates from my kids around the country.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_12]: I know for a fact when we, when she was in life after you would leave the show, you'd call your mom every day.
[SPEAKER_12]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Didn't you call your mom every day like after the after the afternoon show no, no, but I would always I would 99% of the time Speak to her when I was in the car commuting Okay, I thought it was after the well, it was every day wasn't every day, but I Those are your calls those are the greatest calls
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I do have my daughter, Katherine, does to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will usually call my, I would usually call my mom, God rest her soul.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would call her if something good it happened.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would not call her if something was, or if something was so bad that I needed to share it, but, but not the run.
[SPEAKER_12]: You would call what you call with news.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would call with good news, usually.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the way, that's the way I would call my mom when I'm grocery shopping.
[SPEAKER_02]: When I have really, that's, yeah, I'm the way you're in the grocery store on the way.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then it'll continue after grocery store.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not a bad way to do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if I could handle having a conversation in the grocery store because they annoying me when people are doing that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you're probably not allowed to talk or though.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not allowed to go to the grocery store.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: As he screams all the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I would say it, I'm not sure when we're gonna go to the next generation date on this milk, out May, out May, out May, out May, out May, but communication makes the world go round.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm trying to think of my other nasty habits.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like talking to my kids, but I just don't, uh, I don't do the phone very well at all.
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know what are you ever a phone guy like think of when you were in high school.
[SPEAKER_03]: Never really.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I was going to mention my wife.
[SPEAKER_03]: So Carla lives on it and and she does consults.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will listen to her and I probably shouldn't say this because because well, no, it's not affecting her.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will listen to her on the phone and I will barely hear the person on the other side and the person on the other side can be a potential client.
[SPEAKER_03]: can be for her brick and mortar store.
[SPEAKER_03]: It can be a person that she is working with on her telemed, med health company, or it can be somebody that she is consulting on the phone about like GLP ones.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I will listen to her on the phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I, I look at her in awe because I would, there is just no way that I could ever have that kind of patience to sit there and feel 400 questions, you know.
[SPEAKER_12]: You know, there are people that I wish I knew when they were younger.
[SPEAKER_12]: A lot of people in my family, like older people, I said, I would love to be see him in high school or what he was like as a kid because he's a, you know, great guy now.
[SPEAKER_12]: But Mike, if I just have to think that when you were in high school, say you're a sophomore in high school, and you know, you're trying to get a date or you're hanging with your friends or everything, you want a guy that took the courted phone and would sit in a corner and talk to them for a long-minute periods of time.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, no.
[SPEAKER_12]: Because you're so good at talking now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, no, I didn't.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'd love to talk to people at a function party or something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: picture one long-range followed by two short be our five four nine and we can do that I'll tell you what I do love though and uh this is I think a real tell yeah I love baseball specifically I love little league baseball I really did in this show you know call the coach on the telephone
[SPEAKER_03]: This is how you know you love baseball.
[SPEAKER_03]: My son has a hitting lesson yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's at four o'clock.
[SPEAKER_03]: I go to pick him up and take him out for a bite to eat before his hitting lesson.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I find out from him that the wreck league has their last
[SPEAKER_03]: game.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the one one comes down to one game.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd like a best of three series for the championship that night.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I talked to Carla calls me on the phone to discuss what we're going to do with the evening.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I say to Carla, you know, Frank's team is going against the Orioles tonight.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's the champion.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's for the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said,
[SPEAKER_03]: Michael and I are thinking about to hang in and watching that game, I said you should come down and to my wonderful delight.
[SPEAKER_03]: She said, yeah, yeah, I think I'll do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Carla came down and we plunked our chairs down and we watched the entire little league championship game because we got friends on all the teams and it was just and I said, this has got to be a passion.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love it, love it, love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is what we did.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they were, I just enjoyed it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love, love watching little league baseball.
[SPEAKER_03]: I may like when I get older and Michael's older, I might just, you know, stop by a field if I see a game and watch a couple of innings and just then get a rest of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: because you're hanging out with kids that aren't yours.
[SPEAKER_03]: You weren't gonna waste much time getting to there, but I think it's really, really cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're great.
[SPEAKER_03]: You would've enjoyed it now.
[SPEAKER_12]: Do you enjoy a game more when you don't have anything invested in it?
[SPEAKER_12]: And you can just watch kids that are talented out there.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's an interesting question.
[SPEAKER_03]: Enjoy would be, you know, I'm definitely not as tense when my kid is playing.
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, so that in that way, I enjoyed it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'll have enough to do the old man side hustle.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the old man?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the league games boy, you know what, that would be great.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, wow, what an old, it is an old man job, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's really an old man job.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't have to run around and it's a great boy.
[SPEAKER_02]: You have your sunflower seeds.
[SPEAKER_03]: Boy or boy, I would say that probably, they get some decent little returns, don't they?
[SPEAKER_03]: They make 100 to 65,000 a year.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's like, I think it's like 50 to 80 bucks a game.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's better than what you would get doing a PA an answer for the spring training red socks probably.
[SPEAKER_03]: I.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm intrigued with that and I don't know that is really because they're guys that have done it for a long long time.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there are a couple of guys that are older than me that maybe they want to find.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just don't, I think maybe that would be a blast.
[SPEAKER_12]: Are you allowed to do sunflower seeds?
[SPEAKER_02]: Have you considered a job?
[SPEAKER_02]: I've considered it because I like little league.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love Riddle League and I love to umpire, would be fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like coaching without a kid is appears as creepy, but umpire and I have to have a job.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is a, you have just planted a seed and I might do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've unpired before.
[SPEAKER_03]: I way, way back in the day, I umpired for softball.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I know I umpired somewhere when I was really young.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like a it was maybe a high school job that I had part time high school job.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I will Would you ever make a purposely bad calls just for fun?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, because that I've seen that online I've seen when I'm piers do that there was an umpire of viral video of a coach getting ejected because this
[SPEAKER_03]: of fire had the smallest strikes on you would ever see in your life and it was a boy that is really I am now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Joshua likes to just things occasionally and I'll just stop in my tracks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Please don't leave the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: No no it wouldn't be a fact to show at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know I make sure I make sure I make sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: What did you say what?
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought you were going to shut that option down so fast.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you really?
[SPEAKER_03]: But I didn't say I think I would want
[SPEAKER_03]: removed a year or so from my kid playing, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_12]: You're going to say you wanted to be removed a year or so before you couldn't see.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's just like I'm thinking right now I'm having trouble concentrating because I'm thinking how would I call this strike.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you, if you, if you're right, you could be like a man on Rico Palazzo and I don't know how I was listening to the Umplast night, great old guy that has done many, many, many games for Michael's teams and I love his strike call.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just like, but it's not fake.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just a really, really good one.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I've been there to younger guys that are
[SPEAKER_12]: Now, I know it's optional to say anything if they throw a ball, right?
[SPEAKER_12]: But you can call a ball.
[SPEAKER_12]: Is that true?
[SPEAKER_03]: So would you have a ball?
[SPEAKER_03]: They're on the other side.
[SPEAKER_03]: That late, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: And ball, outside, and they're on the other side.
[SPEAKER_03]: They say nothing.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I cannot stand it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would be vocal enough where I would like to go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tweet!
[SPEAKER_12]: Mike, if you start doing it, here is my promise to you.
[SPEAKER_12]: I will buy you the clicker that you keep so you can keep track of the ball.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I will buy you that.
[SPEAKER_12]: A nice one.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wonder what Carla would say.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to, you know what, you've, you've, that's nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're, you're surprised at my, uh, reaction.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, I had, uh, driving into the neighborhood this morning after I dropped my kid off at the bus.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so, it's, I'm almost hesitant to bring it up.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's okay to bring it up.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's okay to bring it up nasty.
[SPEAKER_03]: What was that?
[SPEAKER_12]: That was a background noise here.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I heard a kid.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, you did because I was finding a tape through you and I accidentally had it keyed up.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_12]: Was that a tape that you play?
[SPEAKER_12]: It was a tape that I'm going to play.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not a little child in your house.
[SPEAKER_12]: Not a little child in my home.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm sorry, I came into the, see, that's the noise right there.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: And it goes away now.
[SPEAKER_12]: It sounds like it's in your house.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right before I came in here, it almost sounded like the back yard.
[SPEAKER_03]: I heard a mom.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the dogs perk up and I perk up and Carlos offered her networking meeting and I am all alone.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I it was just to you had two dogs and a grown adult sitting on the couch.
[SPEAKER_03]: All of us looking like this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Head's crying.
[UNKNOWN]: What's it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wasn't on here that we had the video of Jessica, and if you yell Jessica, the beat stops crying.
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: Jessica's coming.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've been doing that for weeks now to my dog.
[SPEAKER_02]: How does it work?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll just yell on the other room.
[SPEAKER_02]: Jessica, are you coming out?
[SPEAKER_02]: Jessica, get out of here, and the dog just goes run and trying to find Jessica.
[SPEAKER_02]: She's been my favorite thing to do.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, if the dogs are distracting me at dinner, I'll go, uh, who's that?
[SPEAKER_12]: Hello?
[SPEAKER_12]: Who are you?
[SPEAKER_12]: You're here?
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, the run, then.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who didn't really remember that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, this is the thought, it doesn't make any sense.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: But, and it's weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I, but I, but I hesitate to say it because I think if I say it, people are going to say, ooh, it's wrong with him and you know, I look, I know I'm abnormal.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I drive in and it is early early morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: My kid gets dropped off at the bus a little before 7 a.m.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry, 10 after 7.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so I'm coming back to pick him up and as I pull in, um, you come down that road right after you get in the gate of my, uh, my, my, my community.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I look over to the right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I see houses after houses after houses that are now, uh, empty.
[SPEAKER_03]: And, you know, because people have gone north.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no bird houses.
[SPEAKER_12]: So they're not leaving permanently.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no, and I'm like, you know, look at that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So many people suffering in the world right now and there are these for months and months and months and months, these houses that will just lay empty.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then my mind went to this, it went to, well, that would be, would there be any kind of windfall if one was to go into those houses?
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, no, probably not.
[SPEAKER_03]: You probably, if you broke into those houses, you couldn't find anything of real value, maybe a TV set, right?
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, but TV's aren't even still available.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it would not be anything that was there.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, well, what are you talking about?
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I said, well, then, you know, if there were vandals in the neighborhoods and you had, this is so weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: You had a way of simultaneously laying them all on fire at the same time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, this got dark really quickly.
[SPEAKER_03]: it's not.
[SPEAKER_03]: You really don't like these these fake films.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, like, would it be like us?
[SPEAKER_03]: People that don't like children and don't live here full.
[SPEAKER_12]: Would it be like a string of fires like a firecracker, like it would be like one in order to do it successfully.
[SPEAKER_03]: You'd have to have some sort of my mind did go here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, look, I make this is not normal.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was out of my mind, but I have to share it because it's so goddamn weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I said to myself, well, in order to do it successfully, you'd have to have a simultaneous combustion in some sort of electronic way where you would press a button.
[SPEAKER_03]: You'd have to hire a guy, igniting like 20 houses.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, you'd like one on fire then you'd have to get out of Dodge.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought that you'd be like the wet band and she just got house the house set this kitchen on fire go next door set the next kitchen No, no, it might would have to be elsewhere to prove the alibi.
[SPEAKER_12]: He'd have to be like at a community meeting when the house is went up He said I can't believe this is going on
[SPEAKER_03]: Doug, to Ralt said, could you imagine a parent or coach disagreeing with Mike's calls?
[SPEAKER_03]: How many Irish banglicks?
[SPEAKER_12]: Mike, I actually have an AI version of how your first game is going to go.
[SPEAKER_12]: Is it on fire?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you do?
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, that's generated this.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, very good.
[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_12]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_12]: He's thinking.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's Leslie Mielsen.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's Leslie Mielsen.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's Leslie Mielsen.
[SPEAKER_09]: Did he eventually get into it?
[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
[SPEAKER_03]: He does the dance.
[SPEAKER_09]: The moonwalk.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's the cops.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's so great.
[SPEAKER_02]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_02]: But for my kids.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's kids around, which means the voices, which means Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: The Empire.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: Strive me.
[SPEAKER_12]: Or the sneezing Donald Duck Strike.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, probably not.
[SPEAKER_03]: I never really was not at the level of justice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know, because he was the most unpleasant Disney character, he it was a pain in the ass and he hated people and he was, I will always say that the Disney characters with all of their publicity and all of their notoriety don't compare to the Warner Brothers.
[SPEAKER_03]: 100% what a surprise I absolutely adored and the
[SPEAKER_12]: Uh-huh, hello, Mickey.
[SPEAKER_12]: Hello, it was all about money.
[SPEAKER_03]: They wanted money.
[SPEAKER_03]: They didn't want to love.
[SPEAKER_12]: And people that were making Warner Bros. cartoons were, it's like this show.
[SPEAKER_12]: They were trying to make each other laugh and sanitize.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, sanitize.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what's also sanitized and I wanted to talk about this today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know there's this podcast and the best way I can phrase this is the death of light night with Stephen Colbert getting a boot and when did it become a thing for all these guys to get together and glad hand and how did it get to see each other?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that it was the writer's strike.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was the writer's strike when they started that podcast.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they started that podcast together.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the thing, it's just, I hate it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's distasteful to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember when late night was a thing and you had, you had an undercurrent of real competition between Johnny and Merve and David Letterman and Jay Leno.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know, they were, and it would be a really big deal.
[SPEAKER_12]: if one of them came on another one show and they're all like that because they're all just watered down uh... version of what talk show host should be do you remember how shocking it was i think it was a superbowl ad for doritos or some snack like that when let them in an opera on to get with leno now all three of them on the couch and it's like how can this be it was great it was so and it was a one-off
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, instead of this like, uh, hi, we all, and we all hug each other.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then we all come out and take a bow and we all go on the podcast.
[SPEAKER_12]: I loved that Dave for years when we were up there.
[SPEAKER_12]: He had it.
[SPEAKER_12]: He had a billboard in Times Square that said, proud to be number two.
[SPEAKER_12]: because he was he could never catch Leno because America's stupid and also when it turned when Leno had what he'd grant on he'd gone to talk about the prostitution rest and then it was he was second all the way through but are there any one that like goes back to search Leno clips not also think that with the political nature of of late night it's it's taken away from
[SPEAKER_03]: what it used to be all about.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's just the way, and I don't blame the Jimmy Kimmel's or the Stephen Colbert's.
[SPEAKER_03]: They seem, they generated heat for themselves by doing this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you agree that they were in a way rewarded for taking the political stance?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but it was an entertaining, like you would have, you know, one of the dimensions is that the
[SPEAKER_12]: No, it wasn't, it wasn't.
[SPEAKER_12]: Now you've got Kimmel, and he's probably the best, but his show is not sizzling.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's comfy, it's nice, it's pleasant, but it's not sizzling enough to make it stay up late.
[SPEAKER_03]: It has had its moments where it was fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: Meme tweets.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll still watch the greatest bits in late night.
[SPEAKER_02]: You gotta give him credit for that, you know?
[SPEAKER_02]: Why is what I never understand is why John Oliver is part of this group.
[SPEAKER_02]: when he's like a one night a week show I get it's not even on one of the big three right and it's going to be a cop to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's got to be political.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's got to be a political with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I wonder sometimes whether all of these hosts with their and by the way, I agree with them all politically to, you know, to a fault.
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree with them.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I also don't know.
[SPEAKER_12]: You can't agree with Fallen because he's not old enough to vote.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he also doesn't ask you guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's the least, uh, is going to win a man?
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[SPEAKER_03]: that symbolizes to me the the lack of competition what are the things that makes uh... you know sports great is that that you're you're out there trying to be the guy's brains out you know they're they're not that they're the enemy but they are the adversary you mean you're hey they you didn't just go hang out with open Anthony
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, they were on the same station, exactly this, but before that, I was always very comfortable with other personalities and having passionate competition and wanting to beat their brains out.
[SPEAKER_03]: relishing, you know, my success and their lack of success.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the way it was.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now, when it's all warm and fuzzy, well, yeah, hug each other guys because you're not generating anything that's compelling for the American people anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm glad you all think you're this important that you're going to go kissy face.
[SPEAKER_12]: Do you think that you
[SPEAKER_12]: The reason that there is so kind to each other is they all realize they're on the Titanic and it's going down.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think they might.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what it is, but you're right John Oliver is the, you know, is the square pang in that.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's not doing the traditional late night show, right?
[SPEAKER_12]: It's so funny.
[SPEAKER_12]: I was putting together our TMO as classic for Friday, which we put up every Friday.
[SPEAKER_12]: And you should listen to it because it's wonderful.
[SPEAKER_12]: But it was five years ago when you were bitching about John Oliver.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never been a fan.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so great.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never been a fan.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not a fan of Colbert.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, these are guys all politically who I agree with.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, and it's just, I don't know what I'm craving.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm craving a day where, you know, we would go back to having something.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I
[SPEAKER_03]: And when you talk about the audience and everybody in their own box now and it's so fragmented, that's just never going to happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, when I talk like this, I should also point out that there's so much talent out there, right now, it's everywhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't turn something on.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't look at the computer or your phone without getting some kind of chuckle.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a, you know, some kind of laugh, whether it's a viral video or it's a stand up doing some stand up.
[SPEAKER_03]: My latest picked a click Jordan Chenson.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think she's spectacularly funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: I won't be loved watching it.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's like, she must be a part time.
[SPEAKER_03]: I probably have a clip of Jordan.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's, it's really, you know, I only had animosity for other DJ bands.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I was embarrassed by having a DJ band to be perfectly honest.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yours really wasn't embarrassed by my DJ bands.
[SPEAKER_03]: Even though they were perfect musicianship was a stand behind it, but a little embarrassing that I had one.
[SPEAKER_12]: Like you were never so much of a DJ band that you said you would be opening for the moody blues.
[SPEAKER_12]: And in fact what you would be doing is playing on a platform outside the arena near the beer cart.
[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
[SPEAKER_12]: That was what a DJ band did.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, if you're in the Baltimore area, I think you can see Kurt McKuens band Petticoat Junction playing all around the Baltimore area.
[SPEAKER_12]: Do they still play their hits?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not sure what they do.
[SPEAKER_03]: When they start to plug in the new album, I leave.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's that, Josh?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: My hammer jacks, you'll see him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hammer jacks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So anyway, that's that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Death of late night, sad, sad, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, a band is probably the next step for those five guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you know what, this is to satisfy all my left-wing listeners that agree with me politically.
[SPEAKER_03]: No matter how bad they are, they are all better.
[SPEAKER_03]: Every single one of them, then that Mike TV, Greg Gutfeld, animal, that unfunny dick.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I just mean for years and years.
[SPEAKER_12]: The world has always rewarded mediocrity.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's easy.
[SPEAKER_12]: You know, that's why Fallon is so great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's all go to McDonald's.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are you going to sell?
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't know the last word.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like his late night show.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I think he does a good job on other things.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll give you that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree with you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think in his format, he's fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, when he's doing that, uh, what, what the five.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's the show on the five on the five.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_02]: He is a great dancer.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to ask a question to our executive producer, Mr. Cerro, could do I do the Omaha here or do I do it later in the show?
[SPEAKER_03]: What are we agreeing on?
[SPEAKER_02]: According to the notes, you said it would be the last break.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's break, okay, so we will be right back with news tidbits right here on the Michael Maris Show.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I, uh, I'm back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, yeah, I know he gets great ratings for a long dough.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, I'm sick of that guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: How are we to land those ratings along the way?
[SPEAKER_02]: He does because there's one show for that pocket and there's five shows for your pocket.
[SPEAKER_02]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was the, yeah, that's very, very sensible.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fair enough of you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Play the thing for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, let's do the news now.
[SPEAKER_03]: We like to call it tidbits, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: We start today with the recess.
[SPEAKER_03]: You've probably heard stories about how American kids are lagging behind the education of kids in other countries.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now there's some new guidance out demanding American kids get more.
[SPEAKER_03]: recess.
[SPEAKER_03]: The American Academy of Pediatrics says that recesses have been shrinking over the years.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's worsening children's health.
[SPEAKER_03]: Physical activity is vital.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now that one in five American kids are dealing with obesity, one in five, oh my god.
[SPEAKER_12]: Is that the same league?
[SPEAKER_12]: Is that the same ratio for podcast?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, this car is DJs in general.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's an improper fraction.
[SPEAKER_03]: Resets also gives kids a chance to navigate relationships and build confidence, which is important for older kids and younger ones, but it isn't just exercise the reports as these breaks are essential for kids, academic success, and mental, physical, social, and emotional growth.
[SPEAKER_12]: What was the recess schedule like at American University?
[SPEAKER_03]: we uh... with going to class uh... spend uh... about eleven minutes going over the assignments of the day and then uh... out to the uh... you tavern for mimosas had those eleven minutes two of those minutes was getting the death of the circle
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm just getting him in a circle and say, is everybody here, then there was attendance.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then we had a three minute three minutes of going over the material then off to recess.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see, and then exercise mentally.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well being recesses and just about seeing if you're picked first or last in kickball, new evidence shows that kids need pauses between periods of learning.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the brain can hold and store the information.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where do you line up on that one?
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think that's legit?
[SPEAKER_12]: I do.
[SPEAKER_12]: I see a lot of kids that are driven too hard, you know, especially when I watch my kids going through the elementary and especially the upper parts of education, let them tune out for a minute.
[SPEAKER_12]: Give them a break.
[SPEAKER_12]: They don't have the option like a grown-up does.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have this experience in your both dads?
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me ask this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have the experience where first thing out of their mouths when you would pick them up or they would arrive home from school would be something recess related?
[SPEAKER_03]: My kid will tell you about, hey, we played football today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I caught this past, more than I can tell you.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a nap.
[SPEAKER_03]: You wouldn't get that?
[SPEAKER_03]: No?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: OK. All right, so I've got, I get that from my son all the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll tell the story.
[SPEAKER_03]: They'll tell the story.
[SPEAKER_03]: Last year was recess.
[SPEAKER_03]: He gets PE.
[SPEAKER_03]: He talks about PE more than anything else.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure whether it's recess related to sounds like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I think it's probably PE that he took.
[SPEAKER_12]: Robert talked about gaming when he got home.
[SPEAKER_12]: But that counts as a recess for him because it's using a different part of his brain.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's something he enjoys.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure whether I would line up with the fact that recess is going to make them better students, but it might make them better people.
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[SPEAKER_03]: A Buzzfeed article is going viral because they got some great life-saving tips, life-saving tips, from people who take pride in being careful, I have six of them that I will share with you.
[SPEAKER_03]: You'll now be entertained by six of these tips.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think they're in any particular order here's a person that says, when I travel, if someone gets too close as if they might be a pick pocket, I talk very loudly.
[SPEAKER_03]: I may say something like, excuse me, can I have some space in a very loud voice?
[SPEAKER_12]: That's, I don't think that's going to be a thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, and that's someone who's being more judgmental.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and Josh.
[SPEAKER_12]: And remember, Josh talks loud all the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: When ubering, it's number two, always verify the driver and vehicle, including the plate number, ask them for their name and whether they know where you are going, paying attention to the route taken to get the, I don't do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do.
[SPEAKER_12]: But that's just common sense.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, you want to make sure you don't,
[SPEAKER_03]: you don't verify you're going to get up in the car.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you get the car.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that looks like a white SUV.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you don't check the license plate.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't check that, but I just confirm the name in the car.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'll look and I say, all right, white Toyota Corolla.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is this Judge?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Them who they're picking up.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I ask them to say my name.
[SPEAKER_03]: who am I I demand them to say my name and what I do for a living if an armed robber this number three of an armed robber confronts you give them whatever they want don't be a hero that makes sense who know that for years that's a good way to get killed if you don't do that but if someone tries to abduct you fight for your life I agree to happen to me multiple times because I'm so pretty I want these people that
[SPEAKER_12]: We were kidnapped for two weeks when you tried to get your your permit to broadcast weren't you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and I'm uh, and I'll tell you I'm still drinking cranberry juice and mine, but it's still
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a joke for people that have been listening a long time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Once you are in a vehicle, your chances of survival plummet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So fight, fight, fight, especially if you're out in a near public area.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if carry is driving that vehicle, forget it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Number four, for the love of all that's saying, do not buy a phone cover that can also hold your money, credit cards and ID.
[SPEAKER_03]: This has to be the worst thing ever invented.
[SPEAKER_03]: You lose everything in one fell.
[SPEAKER_12]: And God, we've never sold anything like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, that is stupid advice.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the same advice as.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't buy a purse and put everything in it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Any, or you can just always have a purse.
[SPEAKER_02]: Regardless of how bad my purse is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you wear a fanny pack?
[SPEAKER_02]: I have a fanny pack.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just wanted to double check.
[SPEAKER_03]: I couldn't wear mine until I bought the extender.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I look, I get if you separate, especially if I only speak from a guy's perspective.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, uh, phone and wallet separate, I think that's a good idea.
[SPEAKER_12]: There's not a room to carry things on a phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: My wallet never leaves the car.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just in there.
[SPEAKER_03]: You mean you don't, uh, like, if you're going into a convenient store, you don't take it with you?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, only if it's with his phone.
[SPEAKER_02]: Rest front where I know I'll have to hand over a card.
[SPEAKER_02]: Generally, I pay with my phone now.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what, that's a pretty good idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's stupid to leave your wallet on a car.
[SPEAKER_03]: Number five, when you're traveling, act like you're a resident of that city, dress the way they dress, map out your walking.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've always thought that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know you laughed, but I think that's, I mean, if you're in a city, you get the green tuxedo for what?
[SPEAKER_03]: You went to Ireland to dumb and dumb repuxedo, but it's a bright, admirable green swordfighting.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, but I get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I get it because you want to blend in, so you don't want to kick out.
[SPEAKER_02]: That makes it right.
[SPEAKER_02]: And number six, like a tourist in Kosovo.
[SPEAKER_02]: I won't.
[SPEAKER_02]: I will not.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I will.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: After a very good chance.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll stay on the boat.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, Mike is going to wear a hook fin hat.
[SPEAKER_03]: He'll look good.
[SPEAKER_03]: After parking your car in your garage, make sure the garage door closes all the way before going inside.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think much about that down here.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's easy for someone to trip the sensor and open the door back up without you Top 95 95.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a satchel First, thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, we was a $10 super chat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've had it for satchel.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you very much, David.
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so close the garage door Because you don't want some monster
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I like the first thing that they're worried about is leaving the garage half open like a four-foot slot No, no if the garage is coming down you can stick your foot in there and it'll go back up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh Okay, yeah, so you can kind of push his rob and then they can come into your garage and rape you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh God, I wish oh stop it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know maybe let's move on Ashley Judd I'm a fan.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd like to a lot of her move.
[SPEAKER_03]: What about her mom?
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, are they they're the same judge aren't they the judge family well the one who I know suicide Right, then I'm referring to her sister.
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess for Ashley Judd and then there's one known a judge And then there's Naomi Judd who I believe committed suicide You know right is Naomi Judd the mom of Ashley I don't know we thought they were let me know I thought Naomi is the mother of both a white-known
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, let's go baby.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, she had an interesting idea for her 58th birthday last month.
[SPEAKER_03]: She threw herself a 12th birthday party actually posted a carousel of pictures and video showing her how her inner 12 year old celebrated singing, square dancing, reading affirmations and lip syncing hollow notes into a hairbrush.
[SPEAKER_03]: that was 1979 back in the day.
[SPEAKER_03]: Interestingly, Ashley doesn't remember any of her childhood birth days, but she vividly remembers that time in her life.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she saw this party as a chance to reclaim what was missing back then.
[SPEAKER_03]: There were, I think for a long time, show kids, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they were show kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's her quote, at home there was no parent or adults supporting nurturing guiding and reinforcing my learning, delighting in it or protecting that little girl.
[SPEAKER_12]: Everyone's allowed to have their birthday.
[SPEAKER_12]: I think it's a stupid idea, but I mean, good for her.
[SPEAKER_03]: You live the same life.
[SPEAKER_03]: You wouldn't throw yourself a 12th birthday party.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, I never had any parents either.
[SPEAKER_12]: You were a latched geek kid.
[SPEAKER_12]: I was the latched geek kid.
[SPEAKER_12]: The television was your friend.
[SPEAKER_12]: It was the best day.
[SPEAKER_12]: The best days when I could get Channel 45, if the weather was just right.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I could watch different sitcoms.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here it is, congratulations.
[SPEAKER_03]: Netflix!
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Netflix jumping the shark in my humble opinion.
[SPEAKER_03]: But not, it's, well, I just don't think it's, I think it's heading in a direction away from being the big behemoth that's been for a long time.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's been a long time since I've clicked with anything to, although the Martin Short documentary is great.
[SPEAKER_12]: If you cancel Netflix, do watch the Martin Short documentary.
[SPEAKER_03]: Helled, it's up front presentation yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the big news was probably the announcement of grown ups three.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, yes, Adam Sandler will be back with the last three license to print money.
[SPEAKER_03]: GI hope it's got Rob Schneider in it.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, Mike, I think you'll get your wish.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, Netflix also announced a reality show about Nick Cannon.
[SPEAKER_12]: Wow with all of his kids so we won't get the sanitized Nick Cannon that we get on television.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the real thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: His life is the father of 12 by six different moms.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's coming next winter.
[SPEAKER_03]: The synopsis are they like that one house?
[SPEAKER_03]: Would you I have no idea, but give you the synopsis.
[SPEAKER_12]: And there are four, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: It says from a million dollar meetings to midnight diaper runs, think Kardashian level glam meets relatable, messy, modern parenting.
[SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't treat midnight diaper runs.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, not with six moms.
[SPEAKER_03]: And maybe they're for the moms.
[SPEAKER_03]: But if you want more, because Netflix is just doing such a great job of intriguing me, there's a new Will Ferrell golf comedy.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm so glad you brought it up because I have the trailer.
[SPEAKER_12]: everything that was funny 10 years ago.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is, this is Caddy Shack again.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is Will Ferrell being Will Ferrell again.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, I'll tell you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go off for the group.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will determine whether this is something I might look at.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is old Will Ferrell, which intrigues me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's take a big.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's sad is what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: We cannot know what the universe holds in store for us.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's designs on mysterious.
[SPEAKER_08]: and golf, there is a saying.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, right away.
[SPEAKER_08]: Lay it as it eyes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, mama, I'm back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Puzzle.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, he can't do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, he can't do it without the pants and the hair.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right, and it's, okay, I'll continue with it, but it's, it's not bad, it's not.
[SPEAKER_02]: Lonnie Hawkins, what if you got back on the PGA2?
[SPEAKER_08]: Get ready, get ready, that's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did I stutter?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's the quantity juice here, huh?
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll fire the hose.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's water!
[SPEAKER_09]: There is nothing in God's bag of miracles that could get you back on top.
[SPEAKER_09]: You got a boner.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it does that to me.
[SPEAKER_12]: Certain, okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: You have a boner.
[SPEAKER_12]: Just like an anchor man.
[SPEAKER_12]: And didn't we have the show not long ago with not Luke Wilson?
[SPEAKER_12]: Owen Wilson, that's the same spot?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, except it had a heart.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And this is leaning more towards happy Gilmore.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't I can't go any further.
[SPEAKER_12]: I would like to take the master tapes of that and burn it in one of Mike's neighbors house You don't have to go to your carorob do you have to go in my car have only been I'm only medicated for 24 hours But feeling better and that's your ass and I'll host this week
[SPEAKER_03]: have you ever scooped yourself some ice cream on a hot day and then been interrupted by a call that will surely go on long enough to melt the whole bowl.
[SPEAKER_03]: Technology is coming to the rescue.
[SPEAKER_03]: Halo Top Ice Cream, a very good product, immersive opinion, developed a special spoon which will automatically switch your phone to silent mode while you eat.
[SPEAKER_03]: God, what was the statistic about fat kids?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Basically, you do some minor set up through your thigh and come on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or just not answer the phone or you just turn, or you press a button and push it on on silent.
[SPEAKER_03]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_02]: How about if you were going to introduce something that kept the ice cream frozen?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, be too.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I also, we've all had that moment where we sit down after a long day, and we're chilling, and we're having ourselves a little snack, and it's a little me time, and phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, Carl.
[SPEAKER_12]: I've got a phone, I've got a spoon like that when I eat ice cream it automatically puts on the bang brothers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gross.
[SPEAKER_03]: It has robbs a big ear while he watches his porn.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd like to combine my loves.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're calling this product the silent alamode spoon.
[SPEAKER_03]: I bet we'll fair all loves it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It'll be available soon.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is just this news.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm giving you a big bag of okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really am.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, you can only do what the world gives you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they want you to know that because of the built-in tech, it's not dishwasher safe.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right, I alert you a three joke kicker coming your way right now ladies and gentlemen in Florida 29 year old man on a motorcycle named Dalton Hubbert was arrested after leaving police on a high speed chase earlier this month he was clocked ladies and gentlemen at 120 miles per hour too much the strange part is that he was dressed
[SPEAKER_03]: as a bunny.
[SPEAKER_03]: When this was all going on, it wasn't a full body soup, but it wasn't a elaborate helmet, which featured giant flushy ears, blue eyes, and a pink nose.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: There was a hole where the mouth would have been to look through.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's facing charges of reckless driving, felony fleeing, and a looting law enforcement speeding more than 50 miles per hour over the speed limit.
[SPEAKER_03]: And having it
[SPEAKER_03]: a weapon during the commission of a felony.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now the weapon was a really sharp carrot.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, he had to be really, I would imagine he was probably hopped up on something.
[SPEAKER_03]: I told cops the motorcycle was running rough and that he was just trying to work out the bugs.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, what's up?
[SPEAKER_03]: They all sucked.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, they did.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a break and come back with something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because we always do.
[SPEAKER_03]: We all we're listening.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for the super chat.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll be right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: uh... one of the uh... commentator's Daniel Thurber rights i have this feeling that if you put rob in the ring with mike and josh he would win somehow now yeah don't disagree with that let me tell you why there was a time in uh... my and rob's history and uh... as people know i pick on rob a lot more than he picks on me and there was a time that uh... we were both invited to go to a washington capitals on the game from
[SPEAKER_03]: and have a little puck competition.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was absolute cocky, Mick cocky.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like there's not a chance.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's not a chance.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Robin, I went to center ice.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was was it a what they did as a puck.
[SPEAKER_03]: the long distance.
[SPEAKER_12]: They put a piece of plywood on the goal.
[SPEAKER_12]: They had a very small hole in the bottom.
[SPEAKER_12]: You had to get them.
[SPEAKER_12]: It wasn't just getting it in the goal.
[SPEAKER_12]: It was getting through the hole in front of the goal.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you got credit for if you hit the board itself.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you were on net and Rob put his on net and I missed all three of my shots and was heartily embarrassed.
[SPEAKER_12]: I remember
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: You were wearing a pilgrimage.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: A coworker made me do that.
[SPEAKER_12]: Because it was going to be a real Mike and Rob appearance where we just came out and wave, but no, the Pilgrim outfit was there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did I have was I, did I have culpability on that, too, that I, I suggest that was brought up.
[SPEAKER_12]: You were a hundred percent in, but you didn't bring it up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, all right.
[SPEAKER_12]: You know, it's, you know, things are better now.
[SPEAKER_12]: I was just thinking that my grandfather went to his grave without ever having seen a grown-up movie.
[SPEAKER_12]: And in our life, we're going to get three of them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't that exciting?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's very, very, very, very.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's really fantastic.
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't think I wore the hat, though.
[SPEAKER_12]: uh... we have big news ladies and gentlemen uh... with the spy report of leavesburg yet and i want to find out your laurel Maryland information okay let's lead with laurel okay uh... mike you know we were talking two weeks ago about how the Kentucky Derby sort of went under the radar yet we did not really we didn't really follow it and uh... it was really surprising to me that you know will not surprising that
[SPEAKER_12]: we're coming up on the preakness, which I think we all agree is the worst jewel of the triple crowd.
[SPEAKER_12]: Wouldn't you say?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think the preakness for people that are in the Baltimore Washington area is more of a thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I just remember it was a part of a hard drink of fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's an all day drink of fun.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, also, but as far in the world of racing, it sucks because all it really does is ruin the chance of a triple crown winner.
[SPEAKER_12]: You know, it's always that and they don't have the traditions and it's always in the background.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to say what's that Josh?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: They've got their own traditions.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, throwing up in the alleyway is one of them.
[SPEAKER_02]: But in the derby.
[SPEAKER_03]: Didn't the derby winner, a bag, the pretence.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe you are right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I think it's the second year in a row.
[SPEAKER_12]: So this is really no good.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is not a good year for the preakness.
[SPEAKER_12]: And also Mike.
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't you know that they always run at Pimlico, right?
[SPEAKER_12]: Great horses at Pimlico, but Pimlico is going under a tremendous remodeling and cannot host the race this year.
[SPEAKER_12]: Most of Pimlico is currently torn down.
[SPEAKER_12]: So just as a sidelight, you've lived in Laurel, Maryland.
[SPEAKER_12]: Haven't you?
[SPEAKER_03]: I lived at the fabulous Willow Lake apartment since yesterday.
[SPEAKER_12]: And would that have proximity to the Laurel raceway?
[SPEAKER_03]: yeah uh... there were two there was the laurel uh... raceway thoroughbred track and there was also free state raceway which was the uh... trotters exactly so there were two horse racing uh... mechas in uh... in the town which was great
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... dog racing dog racing i don't remember from the road i don't think we have dog racing or have it here i don't think so but i do remember uh... i really would consider laurel marlin to be a trailblazer in uh... suburban crime
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I will also, when a small town has two race tracks, right?
[SPEAKER_12]: It really benefits the consumer.
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember the owner of Laurel Race, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because you did spots, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I did commercials back in the day we had to put him on a cassette tape, bring him out to Mr. DeFrancis, and play them for him, and he was a bigger than life kind of character.
[SPEAKER_12]: I've never asked can you mimic Mr. DeFrancis?
[SPEAKER_03]: No idea what he sounded like.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, nor did he was a...
[SPEAKER_03]: He was a bigger than life kind of guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was like a mogul and he was very, very demanding, which would mean in some cases, I would make two trips from my home near anapolis, Maryland, all the way out to Laurel to play the cassette, make a small change, and then go back.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's before we were able to do this kind of murder.
[SPEAKER_03]: Happywood murder.
[SPEAKER_03]: He did not want me to play the cassette over the phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: that's what it was and I remember that because they could say what do you think of this and they could make changes now I had to go out there and play it on a on a on a to power play it's like sending your kids to meet someone in the airport but it was a big client and they uh they paid well and they paid fast and so I I did that when this is back when I had uh oh I'm gonna trip you a question for you when I shoot my own production company would you like to uh try to guess the name of it?
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'll know it when you say it.
[SPEAKER_12]: Was it, um, it had some geographic reference.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was just a big supplement.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was a big test of peak.
[SPEAKER_03]: How the hell did you pull that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Good boy Josh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Chesapeake recordings.
[SPEAKER_03]: How did you pull that with you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes he really scares me sometimes.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, he knows me show.
[SPEAKER_03]: He just got a savant.
[SPEAKER_03]: But he's not an idiot.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's just very very And then Josh I agree you are not an idiot
[SPEAKER_03]: Chesapeake recordings.
[SPEAKER_12]: But my Laurel has really got an extra scoop of ice cream in their float today because Laurel is hosting the pre-kenance.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well it is pre-kenance week in Maryland, one of the states big traditions, but this year things
[SPEAKER_07]: are a little bit different.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's been there a while.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was going to say obviously channel seven sending the key talent out.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can smell them in Newark, can't you?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, but that's just in in Laurel at Laurel Park race track right now in the stakes barn.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you can see some of the horses that will be there's no running in the
[SPEAKER_07]: And then we're going to call it as the triple crown are starting to gather in here in the stakes barn.
[SPEAKER_07]: Fimlico in Baltimore, the traditional home is undergoing when the stone is on a camel's horse, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Going down.
[SPEAKER_02]: Got to be.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's one year on this phone.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: So healthy rates, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: at Laurel Park.
[SPEAKER_07]: So preparations are underway.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're getting the track ready.
[SPEAKER_07]: The horses are starting to gather.
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at all these.
[SPEAKER_07]: And they're getting set up for what will be a much smaller than normal pre-kness.
[SPEAKER_07]: The pre-kness involved in more famous for its infield scene.
[SPEAKER_07]: Concerts, huge crowds.
[SPEAKER_07]: They can't have that here because the infield at Laurel Park is actually a pond.
[SPEAKER_07]: They can't have people gather.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a flood control setting.
[SPEAKER_07]: So we're taking a look at the
[SPEAKER_07]: on our website wjla.com as well.
[SPEAKER_07]: Channel 7.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sound news.
[SPEAKER_12]: Right?
[SPEAKER_12]: I do now.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm not going to go out to race this year because you know there's only a pond.
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't want to get in that pond.
[SPEAKER_03]: Channel 7, everybody.
[SPEAKER_03]: What about your backyard?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you wanted to work for you.
[SPEAKER_12]: You can use fire reports.
[SPEAKER_12]: Fire reports.
[SPEAKER_12]: So many good things going on in Lesburg.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, these are all your home.
[SPEAKER_12]: These are real things posted by real people on the real next door website.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I think the thing that always troubles me is that people are putting their name and hometown and putting this on the internet.
[SPEAKER_12]: First one, Mike, I pulled this for you.
[SPEAKER_12]: Remember yesterday you were talking about bath fitters?
[SPEAKER_03]: That fitters gluing essentially gluing a shower into where the hole where you're talking.
[SPEAKER_12]: Now here's this is a sponsored ad someone paid for this ad but it's set up like a real post and it reads hey Patel McCrossing that's my neighborhood my local handyman gave me life-changing advice he says he's seen every brand under the sun and was over to re-cocked my old uh he told me look
[SPEAKER_12]: I can recall this, but I'll be back again in six months to fix something else.
[SPEAKER_12]: Your tub is pasted.
[SPEAKER_12]: What you need is a zero-ground walk-in shower.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's what they are.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's a mold.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it is, but I mean, this is exactly what you said yesterday and they're fooling us.
[SPEAKER_12]: They're fooling us.
[SPEAKER_12]: There's a lot of wildlife out here, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're further from the city.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like when they put that, when they glue that into your house,
[SPEAKER_03]: because it's a one piece thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why they advertise how quick and easy and it's because they just bring it up stairs and it's lightweight plastic and they both do it.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I'm sure they've got the molds already for like the top five, because they do contract our great batch out.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then it's like four or five pieces as a puzzle.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Glue them all together because you know because you're in that biz, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, when you're plumbing through doorways and hallways and everything, so you have to take each side up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever in your smart home career?
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever involved yourself with electronics in the bathroom area?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's your question.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tell the video.
[SPEAKER_03]: Speakers?
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very, very cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anything in the camera or itself?
[SPEAKER_03]: Cameras?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like you.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anybody ever greet you in a room?
[SPEAKER_12]: Hello, I own a circus.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think I told you once how I had to go through a bathroom to go to an attic, and the door was not opening.
[SPEAKER_02]: And the homeowner said, no one's here, it's just sticks.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I go up, I push it, I go, I'm pretty short locks.
[SPEAKER_02]: The rough band.
[SPEAKER_02]: Was in the event.
[SPEAKER_02]: He said, you got to just push it really hard.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I put much over and do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Boss the door open, and there's an old man asleep in the bathtub.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's got the red cover in his eyes and nothing else and he's making and yeah, he's in the bathtub Wow, and I pull the door shut.
[SPEAKER_12]: I go downstairs and say there's a guy in your bathtub Oh, I forgot my dad was visiting Yeah, did the thing that their installation did it involve an EKG Yeah, for the bathroom say you both says what oh my that's not appropriate.
[SPEAKER_12]: Sorry about that Robert
[SPEAKER_12]: Jamaica, Robert DeMico from right farm rights, and he won missing a peacock, been seen in my heart this week off Piggy Bottom Road.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're noisy, I know that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they are.
[SPEAKER_03]: They are really, really like, obnoxiously noisy.
[SPEAKER_03]: But don't you keep track of, you keep track of your peacocks, don't you?
[SPEAKER_03]: I keep them in the garage, and I make sure when I bring them home that I always close the garage so nobody can, it can't attack the peacocks.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is my who can show these this pair of updates are sad right.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, right.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yary Bonne from Exeter.
[SPEAKER_12]: Right.
[SPEAKER_12]: Hi everybody I'm graduating from George Mason College of Humanities ceremony 516 I have three extra tickets if anyone needs them that means she doesn't have enough family
[SPEAKER_03]: That is really fat, but that's in the end of the man ticket, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it should be.
[SPEAKER_03]: We had a hard time getting into it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you remember when they would have their graduations and it would be?
[SPEAKER_03]: It would freeze traffic in that area.
[SPEAKER_03]: Shut the horrible.
[SPEAKER_12]: Shut the whole area down.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why I hope she has some takers for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know, well, for her.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, why don't we have a trouble through that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh just horrible.
[SPEAKER_12]: Depends on the commencement speaker.
[SPEAKER_12]: Gen B from Bellmont Ridge right Help with two exclamation points
[SPEAKER_12]: My son is graduating from Northern Virginia Community College and didn't order his cap and gown in time.
[SPEAKER_12]: Of course he did.
[SPEAKER_12]: Now this is surprising to me because normally the cream of the crop we go to Northern Virginia Community College.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm always sweats the details.
[SPEAKER_12]: Someone who sweats the details in 13th place.
[SPEAKER_12]: Uh, I'm hoping someone has one.
[SPEAKER_12]: I can borrow.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yuck!
[SPEAKER_03]: That is, uh, well, I mean that's your whole community college vibe right there.
[SPEAKER_03]: There won't be a lot of traffic at that crash.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, he needs a little size large.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, big oversized head.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'll just borrow one from someone in like the S's and the T's last name Right, yeah, done here you go, Phil Phil got one more Rob give me two cuz once we're sure I give you two Okay, Arlene novello and Potomac green rides do not call Len the Plummer over price no return call when you talk to a manager about the bill
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't call.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is a mad lady.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, there she is.
[SPEAKER_12]: But now Mike, we have to go deep in the psychosis of someone that would really use this service.
[SPEAKER_12]: And it's the letter I have at the bottom.
[SPEAKER_12]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_12]: I've got to grab it.
[SPEAKER_12]: I've got the, okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is from again, and again, post his name.
[SPEAKER_12]: Garrett Somson, who lives at Leesburg Country Club, which is, I don't think he actually lives with the golf course.
[SPEAKER_12]: I think it's a neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_12]: He says,
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, someone please contact Nikki Campbell, my wife slash x-wife, and ask her if she will marry me again.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, wow, Mary is spelled M-A-R-Y.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, is it?
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, oh, man.
[SPEAKER_02]: If the photos and teachers at the community, I bet he has his account.
[SPEAKER_02]: Two is what the wife x-wife would have now.
[SPEAKER_12]: Mike, this is really sad.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's sad.
[SPEAKER_12]: I've seen photos of her online.
[SPEAKER_12]: If the photos are real, she'd done her hair like my first mom's hair too.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I also seriously really kind of looks like my mom and sister too.
[SPEAKER_12]: Just like the Freud guy says, so yeah, I need to know for sure because my mom said no to that forever ago, I still remember it too.
[SPEAKER_12]: And also, as you cut to the end, he says, all right.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm going to text my dad, my biological dad, to say happy birthday, because yeah, him really glad I couldn't get it together and had their experience to keep imagining myself another relationship.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, but the fact is, he's obviously got issues, but he's the lady who's the lady.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mayor, the lady is his ex-wife, what's your wife, Nicky, what's your wife, Nicky, what's your wife, Nicky, Nicky, what's your remarried the guy that was dropped on his head, all right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do another state.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, and marry him in a graduation gown.
[SPEAKER_03]: That'll be very fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got more coming up.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to talk food because we love food right here on the actual Mary show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Stay there.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll be right back everybody.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm watching my feed last night and they're right after I got done watching the unboxing $50,000 Rolex box by the guy that could barely form a sentence and he's got to, you know, all sorts of, how is Rolex's packaging when they ship a watch?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he calls it a Rolex box, but it is a watch store that puts a $50,000 mystery box together.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the stuff that's in the mystery box, it's the guy's description.
[SPEAKER_03]: If he said super,
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, this is super cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is super cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was just it was madman, but I was fascinated by the content because I'm a watch guy I wanted to see what kind of watches he got and he got Rolexes and he got some interesting watch It's just terrible.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then I'm the same vein.
[SPEAKER_12]: There's another one guess go ahead.
[SPEAKER_12]: Did you watch this video about watches on
[SPEAKER_12]: TikTok.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I watched it on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was probably YouTube or Facebook.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's where I don't do the TikTok on a regular basis.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like a little more substance wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like dancing.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the other one was last night and it got me thinking and this was a guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think his one trick that he does on his videos is that he goes to buffet restaurants.
[SPEAKER_03]: he gives you the cost.
[SPEAKER_03]: He gives you the cost of the buffet restaurant.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can do that trick.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then once he gives you the cost of the buffet restaurant, he goes in and he tries to calculate that he's getting the full value or even more out of the buffet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you understand what I'm talking about?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he adds up the place.
[SPEAKER_03]: What if we pay the food at all or no, but go by the estimates like, for example, at one point, he put some rice in some general chose chicken down.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to play.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure, you don't.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he checks the price of the buffet and compares it to what?
[SPEAKER_03]: That would cost in a regular Chinese restaurant.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a little tedious.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I skipped ahead because the T's on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: was that he was going to go to a Florida buffet at one of the probably the most elite hotels in South Florida, a place called the Breakers and the Breakers, a bunch in their hotel, a Sunday buffet brunch for $195 per person.
[SPEAKER_03]: and he goes in and one of the things they have they have stone crab okay main lobster tails they have a prime rib and those are like your and they have you want for brunch well it's just i think it's insane no matter what it is what you would have and it but it made me think of
[SPEAKER_03]: as far as going out or even buying in a store at a grocery store, the biggest food ripoff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, I believe right now the one that's squarely in my sights is the fact that when I go and I see some prices for beef, I just wouldn't do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's just no way I would do that because it's such an incredible ripoff and that's why I wrote it down today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, what do you think?
[SPEAKER_03]: In your opinion, what is the biggest food?
[SPEAKER_12]: rip off right now I totally I concur with beef we did stakes for mother's day and I was literally worried hey where did they come from a cow yeah fine thank you in your face when your face but uh I was genuinely worried I've not ever really had a grilled disaster
[SPEAKER_12]: But I sat and stared at them because I thought if I ruin one of these stakes, it's going to cost you 60 bucks.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's $60, right?
[SPEAKER_12]: And Robert had like a little piece that might have been grizzly, might have been okay, and he was going to give it to the dog.
[SPEAKER_12]: I said, be very careful.
[SPEAKER_12]: That hunk of meat costs $1.30.
[SPEAKER_12]: incredible so that you would be would agree that I would agree is but as far as being overpriced and I've looked at it because of the time I spent in Miami and what it's famous for stone crab can't be worth what they charge for not ever and it's been that way since I can remember it's always been you ever had it I've had stone crab it's just like big portions of crab meat
[SPEAKER_03]: It's crap meat that's not as good as a like a main lobster or in a really good shrimp from the Gulf I don't like I'm not a big fan of stone.
[SPEAKER_03]: What from the Gulf Mike shrimp shrimp for them?
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, here we go
[SPEAKER_02]: That was way too fast for you to get that bad up.
[SPEAKER_03]: So on the board when he nails it and he's got it ready.
[SPEAKER_03]: It works for me.
[SPEAKER_03]: It really does.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh is there any particular roadblock you have to your food consumption.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's a grocery store cereal.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't understand why the boxes of cereal have gotten smaller.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're like six bucks a box now.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they've also said they've stopped couponing them.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it really is, let's be honest.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, from a health standpoint, yeah, it really is bad for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's part of a balanced breakfast.
[SPEAKER_12]: I took a straight from my normal a cinnamon toast crunch, and I bought fruit loops this week.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wonder you've been sick for 14 months.
[SPEAKER_03]: Michael, I'm still in more fun and urgent care.
[SPEAKER_03]: What are you doing with your diet, Mr. Spuack?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't understand.
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't think the fruit loops have much to do with your diet.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm the fruit loops.
[SPEAKER_12]: The fruit.
[SPEAKER_12]: There's no infection in the fruit loops.
[SPEAKER_12]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_12]: And I have full use of all my limbs.
[SPEAKER_12]: Never had surgery.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, don't have all of them.
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't direct it at my hip replacements.
[SPEAKER_12]: Not at all.
[SPEAKER_12]: I just want to let everyone know that I don't have a gimp arm.
[SPEAKER_12]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a proximal bicep tendon rock.
[SPEAKER_12]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wasn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wasn't correcting that towards you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just telling people about what I was.
[SPEAKER_03]: I had frosted flakes last night when I came home.
[SPEAKER_03]: Biggest mistake I could have made.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really big ass stupid fat ass bowl of frosted flakes and it's garbage.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's literally putting garbage in your body in my humble.
[SPEAKER_12]: Grocery store produce is also outrageously expensive.
[SPEAKER_12]: You buy strawberries, you buy grapes or something like that.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's way squashed.
[SPEAKER_12]: If you want just some yellow squash, it's like $2 a pound.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, squashed all.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I think beef is the winner down here.
[SPEAKER_03]: You go to, don't get a grouper sandwich.
[SPEAKER_03]: Get a regular like Mahi Samutras snapper or something that's not as expensive as grouper.
[SPEAKER_12]: Didn't we have a story that most grouper sandwiches aren't
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they probably aren't.
[SPEAKER_03]: They said it's group, but it's not just a white fish.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are running out of time to get some of your video on.
[SPEAKER_03]: So let me get to this right now.
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[SPEAKER_12]: Well, that's this is the solution because these are not overpriced.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm an idiot.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm always up for a great burger and honestly does it get any better than a perfectly cook-stake burger.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If you did what I just did, I would be yelling at you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now yesterday on the show, Josh was talking about the fact that you can throw them in the air fire.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you give me those times again when you cook them in the air fire?
[SPEAKER_02]: Or leave it?
[SPEAKER_02]: It was 375 for 10 minutes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Three and last night with one flip right so it's at the five minute mark.
[SPEAKER_02]: No flow over.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh my god You don't have to flip them.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, you said that you did slip them.
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought you did flip them.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't have to flip them at all I don't know Kelly made them.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, well, then Mike it's no it's it's no easier if you flip them
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let me hear you
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a my KEE flip over the burger.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think it's 10 minutes 375.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you flip them at the 5 minute mark.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm pretty sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what you did.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I'm trying to write today.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's very very exciting.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's play the videos.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like that some beautiful video Jerry time
[SPEAKER_12]: Are you feeling current?
[SPEAKER_12]: Are you feeling vintage today?
[SPEAKER_03]: They're both equally entertain current today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm current.
[SPEAKER_12]: I like the now live in the now, man.
[SPEAKER_12]: You know, she's great.
[SPEAKER_12]: She's a, I would call her the patron saint of this show.
[SPEAKER_12]: A wonderful entertainer and she's getting married, but they haven't said a date yet.
[SPEAKER_12]: So they asked her, what is going to be great about her wedding?
[SPEAKER_04]: unique.
[SPEAKER_04]: We don't have to have dogs there and have two grand dogs, Watson and Bale, so they may be the rankers or something like that, but we have to have our animals in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've got low horns and donkeys horses and everything they're at the place cats and we just we have a lot of fun with I wonder which nose she'll bring to her way.
[SPEAKER_12]: Reba McIntyre and I want to remind you Mike.
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't miss a brand new happy's place happy's place Airs new episodes on Friday nights at eight on NBC the show is available to stream the next day on peacock NBC Let's all be there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm thinking that was borderline current.
[SPEAKER_12]: I know I've been around for a while The long in the two three, but okay, let's go to this two more tapes quick ones Have you ever felt that you're trapped in your home?
[SPEAKER_12]: oh my god not like you but uh yeah well I'm not trapped mine is my choice I mean but trapped because of outside things yeah uh yeah so the door's open and he still doesn't leave she does she leaves all the doors oh and besides I have my robbie door that's cut into the door yeah all fours rob coming and going in the backyard but if you go to
[SPEAKER_05]: For B, he is well here at home all the way to family says they feel trops inside their own home after dealing what they describe as constant B attacks.
[SPEAKER_05]: Marivina Flores who lives in the Indiana Sunsetney Rehood near mind's road says AB high in the near quick question to the kid with dog.
[SPEAKER_12]: It did not kill the dog but my question is why do they have to blur out the dog's face?
[SPEAKER_12]: Not the whole dog just as face.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at that, they pixelated the dog's face.
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't get it, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_12]: This is like this is great because the traffic has led the news people to the home, but the lady can't come out to do the interview because of the bees.
[SPEAKER_12]: So that's a long shot.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I'm coming.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm coming.
[SPEAKER_01]: She said they're swarming.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why is the doorbell so far away?
[SPEAKER_01]: They're all over the place and they won't let me go out.
[SPEAKER_01]: They won't let us go out.
[SPEAKER_01]: We go run our errands, and then we rush back inside.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're all stuck indoors, between the winter groceries.
[SPEAKER_01]: And no, there's a base.
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw it get it out, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I think it's gross face.
[SPEAKER_12]: The dog was just so disfigured by- Well, Rado needs to get their S together because people want to see the gross face.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's what they want.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what people are doing.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's all a company that takes care of that.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you don't do it, you're so fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I like just bring the smoke.
[SPEAKER_03]: That the smoke will change the comms and down.
[SPEAKER_12]: I might, that's the pope.
[SPEAKER_12]: You're mixed.
[SPEAKER_12]: Dominic, don't you sing with him.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I still remember the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on, get him over, get him over.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_12]: the smoking pocket book.
[SPEAKER_12]: Mike, I know you give me grief about wearing my broken stocks.
[SPEAKER_12]: Let's close with this lady.
[SPEAKER_12]: Who has a similar problem?
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Could men please stop wearing flip-flops?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's really gross.
[SPEAKER_12]: It is.
[SPEAKER_03]: That has 380,000 views.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you and rightly so.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey everybody, we're going to be taking a bonus show this afternoon for PM.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget, if you're a subscriber, that's the time we'd love to see you there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Join us.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's always a very strange odd abnormal energy.
[SPEAKER_03]: More than our normal.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: normal energy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that makes any sense to you.
[SPEAKER_03]: But we'll do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'd love to see you there for Josh Soroka and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is Michael Maris saying have a wonderful, safe weekend.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we will be back on Monday with another free show for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hopefully, we don't run out of money.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, for Josh and Rob and me, thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bye bye.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll see you next time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bye bye everybody.
[SPEAKER_00]: What more?
[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maribona show.
[SPEAKER_06]: Get it at Michael Marisho.com.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can't give it away with it!
[SPEAKER_09]: I'll call it me!
[SPEAKER_09]: You can't give it away with it!
[SPEAKER_09]: Boy, you're older!
[SPEAKER_09]: Of the pinky blinders!
[SPEAKER_09]: I poop myself one time!
[UNKNOWN]: Well done.