WEBVTT 00:00.841 --> 00:02.023 [SPEAKER_00]: project echo. 00:03.725 --> 00:08.611 [SPEAKER_00]: Your experience of this story may be inhibited by your linear perspective on time. 00:10.133 --> 00:16.021 [SPEAKER_00]: We apologize for the inconvenience. 00:16.041 --> 00:29.920 [SPEAKER_05]: Episode 00:31.486 --> 00:48.287 [SPEAKER_05]: I don't really, I had the Patrick's Day, and now I'm just, I'm not entirely sure where I'm supposed to go from here if that just like, in some ways I have so much information, but I also have kind of nothing to go by, I don't even know, I mean, it's so random. 00:48.307 --> 01:00.463 [SPEAKER_05]: So I guess if I just like lean into the random, maybe that'll be helpful, I'm, I don't know, we'll see, it's just, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 01:00.899 --> 01:05.525 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh buddy, oh hi, Dougie, are you lost? 01:06.246 --> 01:07.228 [SPEAKER_05]: Are you lost? 01:07.248 --> 01:08.950 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, who likes the screeching? 01:08.970 --> 01:10.933 [SPEAKER_05]: This is a friendly boy. 01:11.754 --> 01:12.795 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh hi, Dougie. 01:12.855 --> 01:14.858 [SPEAKER_05]: We gotta find your own hour, wait. 01:14.878 --> 01:15.579 [SPEAKER_02]: No, no. 01:16.019 --> 01:16.640 [SPEAKER_05]: Like what? 01:17.141 --> 01:17.421 [SPEAKER_02]: No. 01:18.683 --> 01:19.624 [SPEAKER_02]: Not that lost either. 01:19.644 --> 01:21.967 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, kind of lost. 01:21.987 --> 01:22.148 [SPEAKER_05]: I... 01:23.509 --> 01:23.850 [SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry. 01:24.531 --> 01:26.013 [SPEAKER_02]: What? 01:26.033 --> 01:26.393 [SPEAKER_05]: You're... 01:26.413 --> 01:27.615 [SPEAKER_05]: I just... You're talking. 01:28.523 --> 01:30.146 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, holy shit. 01:30.166 --> 01:32.149 [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, you haven't seen talking dog before, I get it. 01:32.229 --> 01:33.832 [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, you're an agent, right? 01:34.293 --> 01:49.097 [SPEAKER_02]: I-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh 01:49.853 --> 01:53.657 [SPEAKER_03]: I had no idea that the agency had dog agents. 01:53.677 --> 01:58.542 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well, okay, well, I was human first and became dog. 01:59.022 --> 01:59.262 [SPEAKER_03]: What? 02:00.704 --> 02:02.906 [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of things that happened in time. 02:03.947 --> 02:04.848 [SPEAKER_02]: What are you freaking new? 02:05.609 --> 02:05.929 [SPEAKER_05]: Why? 02:06.210 --> 02:09.473 [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I'm like, it just, like, a little bit. 02:10.474 --> 02:11.675 [SPEAKER_05]: But I mean, I've been around the bar. 02:11.935 --> 02:14.298 [SPEAKER_05]: I encounter the entity, okay? 02:15.739 --> 02:16.620 [SPEAKER_05]: I've seen it. 02:18.862 --> 02:25.161 [SPEAKER_02]: It's not that I don't believe you, it's that I just can't believe you're alive and you seem bad at your job Is what I'm trying to say. 02:25.181 --> 02:28.110 [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, first, just how long have you been around? 02:28.150 --> 02:31.260 [SPEAKER_02]: How can you say in this business? 02:31.581 --> 02:32.303 [SPEAKER_05]: I just aren't. 02:32.343 --> 02:32.905 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's fair 02:33.796 --> 02:50.539 [SPEAKER_02]: Listen lady, the hard part about being a dog is that I'm hungry and I can't, I can't buy my own food and people meet a talking dog and they're not really I feel a lot of people wouldn't be the cool stuff Yeah, can you get like, get me a hot dog or something something to eat? 02:50.519 --> 02:52.682 [SPEAKER_05]: It's like a funny thing doggy in the hot. 02:53.063 --> 02:53.984 [SPEAKER_02]: It's like this beef. 02:54.244 --> 02:55.366 [SPEAKER_02]: All right lady, let's not do this. 02:55.646 --> 02:56.127 [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I'm sorry. 02:56.167 --> 02:57.129 [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I'll go. 02:57.149 --> 02:59.332 [SPEAKER_05]: I think that I saw there's a park over there. 02:59.352 --> 03:00.453 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's kind of like a... 03:00.473 --> 03:00.834 [SPEAKER_02]: It was here. 03:00.934 --> 03:02.356 [SPEAKER_02]: You can walk me like, yeah. 03:04.379 --> 03:05.080 [SPEAKER_02]: It'll be normal. 03:05.220 --> 03:07.203 [SPEAKER_05]: Do you have like a dog name you want to go by? 03:07.544 --> 03:08.705 [SPEAKER_02]: You can just call me Fisher. 03:09.346 --> 03:09.787 [SPEAKER_05]: Fisher. 03:10.328 --> 03:11.770 [SPEAKER_05]: Cute. 03:12.110 --> 03:12.931 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 03:12.951 --> 03:14.153 [SPEAKER_05]: I come on Fisher. 03:14.173 --> 03:16.016 [SPEAKER_05]: Let's get you a hot dog. 03:16.497 --> 03:16.797 [SPEAKER_02]: All right. 03:17.755 --> 03:21.341 [SPEAKER_05]: But anyway, actually, we're still like, how did this happen? 03:22.904 --> 03:23.645 [SPEAKER_02]: Me becoming a dog? 03:23.725 --> 03:24.226 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. 03:24.727 --> 03:25.208 [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay. 03:25.228 --> 03:25.689 [SPEAKER_02]: Well, yeah. 03:25.889 --> 03:27.432 [SPEAKER_02]: I've been working it too long. 03:27.452 --> 03:28.413 [SPEAKER_02]: You just kind of sucks. 03:28.834 --> 03:32.641 [SPEAKER_02]: I did my own side shit on timeline. 03:32.681 --> 03:34.424 [SPEAKER_02]: Now, I've explored the timeline. 03:34.444 --> 03:36.006 [SPEAKER_02]: Trying to find a good place just to kind of chill. 03:36.026 --> 03:38.110 [SPEAKER_02]: I live out the rest of my days. 03:38.170 --> 03:40.935 [SPEAKER_02]: Happened upon a timeline that was no way, no. 03:41.095 --> 03:43.459 [SPEAKER_02]: You're never walking on someone doing nonsense. 03:43.928 --> 03:49.455 [SPEAKER_05]: I, like, just, like, everything that they do at the agency is very important. 03:49.475 --> 03:54.121 [SPEAKER_02]: No, the agency, I mean, the agency is a bunch of asshole bullshit. 03:55.043 --> 03:57.946 [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so some people are kind of intense, but like, they're doing important. 03:57.966 --> 04:00.229 [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of people doing really bad stuff at the agency. 04:00.289 --> 04:06.898 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I walked in on some couple agents taking stuff from time that I don't think they should have. 04:07.233 --> 04:20.910 [SPEAKER_02]: I called them out on it and they were like, oh yeah, totally set me into a whole timeline whole kind of laugh that me called me a little bitch boy and then it made me a dog and then gave me to the agency, agency then neutered me. 04:20.950 --> 04:23.754 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, can't do that anymore. 04:23.794 --> 04:28.600 [SPEAKER_02]: Then yeah, it's I honestly, that it sucks. 04:28.580 --> 04:48.883 [SPEAKER_05]: I have like a million more questions dog pound hold it hold on one second um hi yeah could I have two uh two hot dogs please make it three I'm sorry three hot dogs please South grab no ketchup How good it to Oh yeah yeah yeah totally uh Is it dog dog and I know bark bark see he just bark 04:50.332 --> 04:51.093 [SPEAKER_06]: All right, check out. 04:51.514 --> 04:52.456 [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, okay, it's our craft. 04:52.697 --> 04:53.418 [SPEAKER_05]: I know two of them. 04:53.598 --> 04:53.999 [SPEAKER_05]: No, catch up. 04:54.280 --> 04:55.762 [SPEAKER_06]: I do one way and one way only. 04:56.023 --> 04:56.424 [SPEAKER_06]: Everything. 04:57.085 --> 04:59.510 [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, could you tell me what the every is? 04:59.910 --> 05:01.113 [SPEAKER_06]: It's on the sign, lady. 05:01.714 --> 05:02.475 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, and okay. 05:02.796 --> 05:03.958 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, wow, that's a lot of stuff. 05:03.978 --> 05:05.421 [SPEAKER_06]: Wait, read to everything to me. 05:05.755 --> 05:11.202 [SPEAKER_05]: It looks like a sour crowd and good drop and mustard. 05:12.344 --> 05:17.510 [SPEAKER_05]: There's also some saracha, mayo, peanuts. 05:17.671 --> 05:19.373 [SPEAKER_06]: Pickled onions and kimchi. 05:19.393 --> 05:20.414 [SPEAKER_05]: He got it. 05:20.434 --> 05:21.175 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, okay, wow. 05:21.496 --> 05:22.857 [SPEAKER_05]: And pickled onions and kimchi. 05:23.278 --> 05:25.481 [SPEAKER_02]: This is a freaking hard hot dog stand. 05:25.661 --> 05:30.227 [SPEAKER_05]: That's, yeah, the sign doesn't actually say how much these call. 05:30.680 --> 05:32.142 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, down is each, Michelin. 05:32.182 --> 05:34.085 [SPEAKER_06]: Well, down, oh my god. 05:34.806 --> 05:35.227 [SPEAKER_06]: Oh my god. 05:35.247 --> 05:36.529 [SPEAKER_06]: You're lucky, there's not only a line. 05:36.549 --> 05:38.211 [SPEAKER_06]: I haven't tweeted out my location yet. 05:39.033 --> 05:40.535 [SPEAKER_06]: Cool, cool, cool, cool. 05:40.555 --> 05:42.658 [SPEAKER_05]: Where's your gonna take these over here and eat them over here? 05:42.678 --> 05:43.700 [SPEAKER_06]: Great, that'll be $40. 05:43.840 --> 05:45.182 [SPEAKER_05]: Amazing. 05:46.344 --> 05:47.906 [SPEAKER_05]: Do you take credit? 05:48.587 --> 05:50.350 [SPEAKER_06]: Credit cards are just your credit. 05:51.031 --> 05:51.732 [SPEAKER_05]: Card. 05:52.152 --> 05:53.514 [SPEAKER_05]: Credit cards. 05:53.534 --> 05:54.957 [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 05:54.977 --> 05:59.944 [SPEAKER_04]: I got tapped a pay, I got square. 06:00.430 --> 06:02.273 [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm a freaking dog. 06:02.293 --> 06:03.956 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm kind of sorry. 06:04.116 --> 06:06.039 [SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna throw a car at him. 06:06.460 --> 06:07.521 [SPEAKER_04]: I know that I'm gonna go. 06:08.142 --> 06:08.803 [SPEAKER_01]: Blackbuck. 06:09.424 --> 06:10.406 [SPEAKER_04]: Park, bark. 06:11.367 --> 06:13.511 [SPEAKER_04]: And here it is! 06:13.531 --> 06:13.731 [SPEAKER_06]: Go! 06:14.573 --> 06:16.676 [SPEAKER_06]: Could be just a business park. 06:16.716 --> 06:17.177 [SPEAKER_04]: Blackbuck. 06:17.718 --> 06:19.300 [SPEAKER_06]: What the hell is Carl? 06:23.363 --> 06:28.493 [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, well, I mean, some of the every fell off, but it's here. 06:28.513 --> 06:32.961 [SPEAKER_05]: You have to, I'm gonna, I'm just like, scrape a bunch of, this one, I got this one for me. 06:33.803 --> 06:36.167 [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, anyway, agency. 06:36.628 --> 06:46.587 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so they, uh, what was, where was I, yeah, they, they knew that me put me in a pound, I got adopted by a family, that kid was not, yeah, they put me in a pound, luckily got adopted. 06:47.309 --> 06:48.591 [SPEAKER_02]: But then that kid was kind of weird. 06:48.631 --> 06:52.756 [SPEAKER_02]: So then on one walk, he let me go, Lee Shoff was you shouldn't do in this city. 06:53.396 --> 06:55.399 [SPEAKER_02]: And then I kind of ran out of there. 06:56.080 --> 06:59.183 [SPEAKER_02]: And he'd been kind of just flipping through time. 06:59.204 --> 07:05.772 [SPEAKER_02]: It's still trying to find a good timeline where I can maybe find a way back into my body, but that's not, it's been kind of hard doing this alone. 07:06.673 --> 07:08.515 [SPEAKER_05]: That's in, that's super into. 07:08.695 --> 07:11.899 [SPEAKER_05]: I can't believe the ages you did. 07:13.651 --> 07:16.915 [SPEAKER_05]: And then, I mean, neudering is the responsible thing to do. 07:16.935 --> 07:19.517 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, no, but I'm not a dog for a dog. 07:19.637 --> 07:22.420 [SPEAKER_05]: So, like, I guess that wasn't that bad if I moved off thinking of you. 07:22.661 --> 07:23.862 [SPEAKER_02]: No, okay, you kidding with me. 07:23.882 --> 07:24.523 [SPEAKER_02]: So do you think? 07:24.983 --> 07:26.385 [SPEAKER_05]: Listen, you know what I've never imagined. 07:26.525 --> 07:31.050 [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not going to think about, like, what would be there and or not there when you come back to your human body. 07:31.070 --> 07:32.872 [SPEAKER_05]: It's just like, no, it's be on up to worry about that. 07:33.572 --> 07:35.294 [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, lady, listen, listen. 07:35.635 --> 07:36.275 [SPEAKER_02]: I know you're new. 07:37.156 --> 07:41.481 [SPEAKER_02]: You have wide eyes for the agency, but don't trust their bullshit. 07:41.748 --> 07:43.450 [SPEAKER_02]: They're not there to make your life better. 07:43.490 --> 07:46.433 [SPEAKER_02]: They're there to use you to fix whatever bullshit they've been doing. 07:47.374 --> 07:48.655 [SPEAKER_02]: They fuck something up. 07:48.675 --> 07:49.997 [SPEAKER_02]: They don't want people to know about it. 07:50.017 --> 07:54.742 [SPEAKER_02]: And if you ask any questions, they're gonna make you a dog, and or maybe a cat, maybe kill you. 07:54.762 --> 07:55.362 [SPEAKER_02]: Who's to say? 07:56.203 --> 08:03.711 [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, when they say decommission, does that mean turn into a dog? 08:05.193 --> 08:05.533 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. 08:06.534 --> 08:07.555 [SPEAKER_02]: Or something like that. 08:08.816 --> 08:10.438 [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my god. 08:11.549 --> 08:36.375 [SPEAKER_05]: thought it meant probably just like pulling in from the field and bringing them back to training because maybe they forgot how to do something that they should have known how to do and then they forgot how to do it and really you can't blame them because there's so much stuff to be up to know how to do and so many different tools and things that we're supposed to know and it makes sense that you might forget some of this thing or something that thing or like talk to you much or so that you know it just you're going to finish that hot dog can I I didn't you know I'm not really that hungry anymore 08:44.793 --> 08:46.236 [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you, appreciate that. 08:46.977 --> 08:47.979 [SPEAKER_02]: Can I ask you for one last favor? 08:47.999 --> 08:51.386 [SPEAKER_05]: Um, yeah, uh, yeah, totally sure. 08:51.787 --> 08:57.799 [SPEAKER_02]: You know, trying to come to terms with being in this body and the reality that I'm never going to get out. 08:58.520 --> 09:00.304 [SPEAKER_02]: I've always wanted to... 09:01.313 --> 09:06.481 [SPEAKER_02]: Mount around in fields of leaves and fall-time bliss. 09:07.202 --> 09:08.624 [SPEAKER_02]: You send me, I can't really touch. 09:08.644 --> 09:10.046 [SPEAKER_03]: That sounds nice. 09:10.066 --> 09:11.768 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but here's the problem. 09:11.868 --> 09:15.253 [SPEAKER_02]: My watch is kind of on my shoulder to a point where I can't really hit it with my paw. 09:15.894 --> 09:22.905 [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I'm a pup, so I can't really get to the, my nose doesn't just, can you just hit the watch for me, please? 09:23.405 --> 09:26.830 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, you can't, like, just kind of know accuracy because your whole face is smashed. 09:26.991 --> 09:30.055 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and I have a hard time breathing, so you know, can you just, 09:30.659 --> 09:42.999 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, a short, yeah, okay, um, all right, this part and all this, okay, um, we'll see if we can find some leaves. 09:43.841 --> 09:44.802 [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, thanks again. 09:44.822 --> 09:45.444 [SPEAKER_01]: I'll see you around. 09:45.504 --> 09:46.345 [SPEAKER_01]: Good luck out there. 09:46.525 --> 09:48.769 [SPEAKER_01]: Remember, it means you suck shit. 09:57.355 --> 10:03.296 [SPEAKER_00]: The preceding audio recordings were recovered, assembled, and edited for your enjoyment by many sighted media. 10:03.858 --> 10:08.614 [SPEAKER_00]: To support these efforts, head to patreon.com slash many sighted media.