[SPEAKER_05]: Last time on Roseville Beach, and you wake up, you're not sure how much longer it's been over was just a dream, but you are in a place strange.
[SPEAKER_05]: Across from you are several other people into the right of you, as Odysseus.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh yes, am I at the correct residence?
[SPEAKER_05]: This is the
[SPEAKER_05]: None other than Bobby Johnson.
[SPEAKER_05]: Listen here, you little piece of shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Easy, easy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Greetings.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm glad you got my invitation.
[SPEAKER_05]: I am Mr. War, but you can call me Maddie.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're renting the house from a squid.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't like this.
[SPEAKER_11]: Can I get out of the lease?
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm looking for my good friend, Orion.
[SPEAKER_11]: Are all show looking for Orion?
[SPEAKER_04]: Have I given you enough time?
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you ready to talk now?
[SPEAKER_04]: The human alone!
[SPEAKER_04]: Orion, I want to help you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I do not want to see any more of us dead.
[SPEAKER_04]: There are so few left.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, Lick sees this fucking thing and is seized with a deep and terrible anger.
[SPEAKER_08]: The thought of Loft does not enter her mind.
[SPEAKER_02]: And a reen looks at them with...
[SPEAKER_02]: And it knew a new emotion that a siren has never felt before.
[SPEAKER_00]: GIT!
[SPEAKER_00]: On the beach we'll turn the night to day Adventure's on the beach, so come along and play Rose will beach, the ghosts like to play Monsters hide, but they won't stay Rose will beach, with the game that they found We'll turn this town right, back around
[SPEAKER_00]: Who knows, there's no broken thing that she can't fix At your surface Magic's that comes from lost powers the way she lay By me, what's?
[SPEAKER_00]: Ari, on this question, loving good some fishy tricks Oh, I'm a real Together, these three will surely have you transvexed
[SPEAKER_00]: Roseville Beach, the ghosts like to play Monsters hide, but they won't stay Roseville Beach, with the gang that they found We'll turn this town right, back around
[SPEAKER_05]: Outside of the steps of the courthouse is Nana Rose shouting at anyone who will hear being backed up and thrown out.
[SPEAKER_12]: the woman you see being escorted out of this minutesville building is a stout indigenous woman she is in her late sixties.
[SPEAKER_12]: She's dark brown on her.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's been tied back.
[SPEAKER_12]: Gray streaks are starting to come through her little run glasses for little very grand motherly.
[SPEAKER_12]: She's got a shawl on.
[SPEAKER_12]: She's got a shrug because you know, she's going to kick
[SPEAKER_12]: cold, you know, if you're outside for too long.
[SPEAKER_12]: But right now, she is the face of rage itself, as she's saying, no, I'm not just going to take that for no reason.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's not a raccoon.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm telling you, I saw it.
[SPEAKER_12]: I was seeing little gray men outside and new Mexico.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, you get me back out there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, you look, look Rose.
[SPEAKER_05]: I get it.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no little gray men.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, don't you talk to me like that, Stanley.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm not talking about little gray men.
[SPEAKER_12]: You're not going to act like I'm in a home already.
[SPEAKER_12]: I am 67 years young.
[SPEAKER_12]: Let's be clear about that young man.
[SPEAKER_12]: I saw you when you were still pissing your pants.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you will.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Rose, what?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, please.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know how to help you, it's a raccoon, I'm sorry, you're a raccoon broken to your home, that's what happened.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wilson, animal control out to get the raccoon.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, like you've done nothing like last time, he'll just sit and go near it on my fish.
[SPEAKER_12]: She still loves me for those anchovies he took.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_12]: You'll be hearing about more of this, I'll be writing a strongly worded letter.
[SPEAKER_12]: Mm-hmm, that's what I thought.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, okay, and they like, slowly like trying to push you out, they're like trying to inch your foot out of the doors and they can shut it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Aryan, Lou, Alex, you have it upon this scene, which is not like a crowd gathering, but Nanna Rose can be heard across half of the village.
[SPEAKER_05]: Also, you watch as two men sort of outsiders definitely out of place, full suits, a lack of a dora, but they're stylish, they're sleek.
[SPEAKER_05]: They talk to each other, they set their watches, one of them walks away in the other approaches Nanna Rose.
[SPEAKER_11]: I looked to Arianna and A-Lix and I go, well, obviously they have never been to a beach before.
[SPEAKER_02]: Arianna has been stressed snacking for the past week.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right now he has a deep fright, like fish fillet, that he's holding with a round of newspaper around it and taking very sad bites out of, until you point that out to him, very stylish though.
[SPEAKER_02]: Takes another big bite.
[SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, this is kind of like side-eye's you and then looks back over to them and just lights like a fresh figure at their hand.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I think I'll figure itself out, come on.
[SPEAKER_11]: Too many men and suits lately.
[SPEAKER_05]: And this, this man approaches you in a row.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he starts taking a detail account of this wreck him.
[SPEAKER_05]: And now, can you say your name for me, please?
[SPEAKER_12]: That's run for as a linda Mitchell.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, really did the guy on council and Navajo Nation.
[SPEAKER_12]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: So what I was saying, this thing, it's not a raccoon.
[SPEAKER_12]: I grew up out in the boonies.
[SPEAKER_12]: I know what a raccoon looks like.
[SPEAKER_12]: That wasn't a fucking raccoon.
[SPEAKER_12]: That was someone winged dog fuck.
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know what it was.
[SPEAKER_12]: It was flying around.
[SPEAKER_12]: I heard it's scratching, because you know, normally I can drive off a raccoon.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm pretty tough.
[SPEAKER_12]: But then, I hear the things scrapping along my bait boxes.
[SPEAKER_12]: and I can't reach it, so I go out with a broom, but then it flaps away.
[SPEAKER_12]: And that's what I knew.
[SPEAKER_12]: I had a Jersey devil or something on my hands.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is an any raccoon, unless raccoons invented aviation, which I don't think they're smart enough to do.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, can you please tell me why you believe it?
[SPEAKER_05]: This is a classification Jersey devil.
[SPEAKER_12]: So you see, you know, back before I divorced my husband, we sent a lot of things.
[SPEAKER_12]: You see a lot of weird things out in New Mexico.
[SPEAKER_12]: So I was out in my sheet part and she just goes on with this whole story about when she was out with her shape and there was this little gravy.
[SPEAKER_12]: And then, you know, we started talking but he ran away.
[SPEAKER_12]: I think he was scared.
[SPEAKER_12]: I almost got him, you know, made it only with a toaster.
[SPEAKER_12]: But yeah, I'm pretty sure I feel at my bones.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's how I know.
[SPEAKER_05]: and they write down like everything you say.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like they're taking a witness statement.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's Linda, you've been very helpful.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm a gosh about someone trying to be helpful around here.
[SPEAKER_12]: You're telling me.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they like take their hand out to shake your hand.
[SPEAKER_12]: I just look at it.
[SPEAKER_12]: What are you trying to do?
[SPEAKER_12]: You're trying to sell me something?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, that was good talking to you.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll be in touch.
[SPEAKER_05]: as he walks away, actually right past the three of you, and glances towards Arion.
[SPEAKER_11]: Mr. Superman, I actually think that you should write down in those notes there that she's very right about raccoons not inventing flight.
[SPEAKER_11]: That was a couple individuals by the last name of right.
[SPEAKER_11]: And you should know that she's correct.
[SPEAKER_12]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's a smart young lady right there.
[SPEAKER_12]: You're very listen.
[SPEAKER_12]: Telling you if the folks around this town they know better, unless they're on council, it seems.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he just like takes a cigarette out and lights it and sort of chuckle themselves as he turns the corner.
[SPEAKER_02]: A shiver of runs of a re-inspined.
[SPEAKER_02]: He doesn't like being honed in on.
[SPEAKER_02]: by any gaze, it sets him off with recent happenings.
[SPEAKER_02]: You see him kind of like retreat back his hair kind of like falls a little forward past his face.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oryan feels that tug again, and the sound of a gravely voice in his head calling him siren.
[SPEAKER_02]: Echoes of an old promise, and he size and looks over to Rosalinda.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's just like, it's your jersey double?
[SPEAKER_02]: What is that?
[SPEAKER_12]: Again, though, it's one of those winged dog things that hang around.
[SPEAKER_12]: She's so set-in down, she's leaning against, like, a partition of stairs.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, I spent a day.
[SPEAKER_12]: I've been trying to get these people out here.
[SPEAKER_12]: Out means that he counseled to help me out with this thing.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I think it's a Jersey devil, or at least it's some winged dog fuck thing.
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know why I can continue to be surprised.
[SPEAKER_11]: But what do you mean that there's a winged dog because I a few weeks back think I saw a fucked-up dog thing and it was like a salamander.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I just want to make sure that I am getting the intel correctly.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh my god, you're right.
[SPEAKER_11]: It could absolutely be a salamander.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh shit's back guys.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm telling you, you get it young lady.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is why I appreciate your young people.
[SPEAKER_12]: I just do not know what this thing is.
[SPEAKER_12]: They're telling me, oh, it's just a raccoon like I'm crazy.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, it's no raccoon, no raccoon knows how to fly and flap around and make demonic screeching and milled night macaroni noises.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, that's not a raccoon.
[SPEAKER_02]: As soon as you see these three foes, you see a young man with like, baby black hair and kind of like slightly messy stubble now, but he has an etherealness to him that feels a little strange and he smiles at you still with this fried fish in his hand.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you mentioned this creature flying around, what has it done?
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, it's done more than eating wires.
[SPEAKER_12]: So I own oyster landing, right?
[SPEAKER_12]: So all of my income is fish.
[SPEAKER_12]: This thing's been going in my catch.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's been eating things.
[SPEAKER_12]: And normally I would think it was a raccoon because you know, raccoons like out those clever little hands, they have the little thumbs and everything creator gave them too many.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm telling you that much.
[SPEAKER_12]: But I'm fairly certain.
[SPEAKER_12]: This thing is some kind of Jersey devil.
[SPEAKER_12]: I heard flap it.
[SPEAKER_12]: I saw it flap in my eyes might be going, but I know.
[SPEAKER_12]: I know when I hear wings flap and I know what I saw unless there's a dragon here.
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't think so
[SPEAKER_02]: A rean has a strange reaction of gulping this little bit of sweat that he wipes off.
[SPEAKER_02]: This like charming man kind of like rea just this floral button up that he's wearing and high-waste of trousers.
[SPEAKER_11]: Try good, right friends?
[SPEAKER_11]: Well I, and you see that today Lou is sporting an actual t-shirt because the
[SPEAKER_11]: her tank top, so she's in the actual t-shirt today for like the first time all summer.
[SPEAKER_11]: And it kind of looks weird, you don't normally see Lou dressed in a full shirt.
[SPEAKER_11]: She goes, well, I am kind of always
[SPEAKER_11]: the first to lend a help and hand around here.
[SPEAKER_11]: So I'll do that this time too.
[SPEAKER_12]: You warm an old woman's heart, you know that, dear.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, look at you and she just reached up pinches your cheek.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, you kids, you come back to my shop, I'll feed you, and then we'll talk about dealing with this winged dog fuck, okay?
[SPEAKER_12]: You, you, on, man.
[SPEAKER_12]: It seems like you have a good taste for fish.
[SPEAKER_12]: You have let me look around and she fishes around in her big canvas bag and pulls out a tin of tin serdeens and chili oil.
[SPEAKER_12]: Looks like you've got some good taste.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is I'm going to put in these on the shelf next week if I'm not selling the place.
[SPEAKER_12]: Because right now I'm thinking about just selling on my stock but you, you get a little treat.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, let's get all you kids bet.
[SPEAKER_12]: Come on, let's go.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm going to tell you about that time that I caught a chupa copper.
[SPEAKER_12]: So this is why I need some extra hands.
[SPEAKER_12]: I know what I'm doing.
[SPEAKER_08]: The third one, who very small, like five foot two, uh, some like very slight but wiery mixed Asian woman.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, flicks the ash off of her cigarette.
[SPEAKER_08]: My stern landing, you on the bait, the bait shop.
[SPEAKER_12]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, you used to be bait.
[SPEAKER_12]: Not many people fishing nowadays.
[SPEAKER_12]: Also, but up that cancer stick, it's going to be real batter on fish oil.
[SPEAKER_12]: You're going to hurt yourself.
[UNKNOWN]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_08]: It kind of looks like back and forth between the two of you.
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't have an issue with this here at all right just don't stand near anything too oily okay go send us all explode and that's a real expensive I got to press it myself you don't want to press 50 and Jovees that's not a good time you hear no oil understood
[SPEAKER_12]: Alright, what do you kids want for dinner?
[SPEAKER_12]: I can make Navajo tacos.
[SPEAKER_12]: I can do a mutton burger.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm eating, and you're feeding.
[SPEAKER_12]: So we're gonna get this handle before we handle whatever is going on back here.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I'm just walking and talking.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm leaning heavily on my cane as we're opening up the shop, getting everything open.
[SPEAKER_12]: Sembanic and a cast iron.
[SPEAKER_12]: We got Mutton just being served up.
[SPEAKER_12]: I am still talking somehow is I'm chopping up green shillies since it's been Yeah, it was a cheaper copper.
[SPEAKER_12]: All they needed to do was get a toaster a little bit of peanut butter that thing Put on your right in have a most of sheep sense But I'll tell you what sheep's second favorite hobby aside from fucking is dying That's why I got into fish monger and Louis scandalized
[SPEAKER_13]: whom's this woman that I've never spoken to in the last 10 years I've lived here?
[SPEAKER_13]: And why is she like this?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, and then a rose, correct me if I'm wrong.
[SPEAKER_05]: You've lived to your for 30 years, right?
[SPEAKER_12]: 30 years, right?
[SPEAKER_12]: After the divorce?
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, and after the divorce and all of that, and here, which you hold those chilies for me.
[SPEAKER_12]: I cut them.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, so my husband, you know, he was fooling around with this girl Oscar Lina.
[SPEAKER_12]: Dickener to the casino and everything.
[SPEAKER_13]: Who's definitely is holding these chilies and then touches her eye?
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, looks, it's gonna stop you from touching your eye.
[SPEAKER_08]: It just grabs your wrist.
[SPEAKER_12]: and you should listen to this.
[SPEAKER_12]: I know you're all badass with your cigarettes.
[SPEAKER_12]: Between you and me, there's a biker gang around here.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm telling you nobody believes me, but they're these guys.
[SPEAKER_12]: They sharpen their letters and their gals, I guess there's beautiful women with their short haircuts.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh my goodness, I can't think about it too much.
[SPEAKER_12]: They should look out.
[SPEAKER_12]: They might try to recruit you.
[SPEAKER_12]: And next thing, you know, you'll be spending like your money on gas.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's my number one thing.
[SPEAKER_12]: Not about the violence.
[SPEAKER_12]: They never break any of my windows or anything.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's the gas usage.
[SPEAKER_12]: Mix the air on breathable.
[SPEAKER_12]: Have another ban, a kill, a concrete.
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you cleaned up since the attack?
[SPEAKER_12]: I know I have not.
[SPEAKER_12]: I rushed right to council when I discovered that this winged dog fuck had once again gotten into my bait bucket.
[SPEAKER_05]: The flower you are is pretty much untouched.
[SPEAKER_05]: All the fish are untouched.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just these sort of like anchovies, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: That I've been peeled back and opened and large crates which have been brought to dover and everything has been scraped out of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: it's like literally scraped, scratched, even some are like pierced through.
[SPEAKER_02]: While Nanna is going off about the many stories that are for her experiences and the little bits of snacks that everyone gets to have by being in proximity, he's going to take a look at the anchovies and give it a big inhale to see if there's anything odd about the anchovies themselves.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's lived in the ocean for so long.
[SPEAKER_02]: and his people and many of the denizens of the deep have been victim of pollution and other such man-made obstructions he's going to investigate though.
[SPEAKER_05]: The first thing right out the bat, are in these are not locally sourced anchovies.
[SPEAKER_05]: These anchovies are from
[SPEAKER_05]: pretty far away, and you're not sure quite what it is, but they are mixed with something that would attract a creature who is primarily based off his meal.
[SPEAKER_05]: In fact when you smell it, it's a little bit too strong yet to like pull yourself back a little bit, because it is so pungent, it is so fishy to say the least.
[SPEAKER_05]: Also, not on the ranch of you, but on the can, you can smell sulfur.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's a moment where Arian like smells like smells too fishy, he like takes it and it's also like too much it feels everything here feels like too much and Arian here's like ceases and all the cogs instead are going exhales and looks over to Nana
[SPEAKER_02]: Nana, where did you say you got these attributes from again?
[SPEAKER_12]: I'll look at them from whoever brings them in.
[SPEAKER_12]: Dear, don't you worry about that thing spinning?
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm going to get sick here.
[SPEAKER_12]: You want some anchovies?
[SPEAKER_12]: I got some more in my bag, okay?
[SPEAKER_02]: But who brings them in?
[SPEAKER_05]: You would have an almost a player who would be sort of like your person to bring them in.
[SPEAKER_05]: But last week, no ships were coming in or out of Rosalbeach because there was a really, really bad storm.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so you were able to sort of get some discount prices from stock that had to stay or stock that might have washed up on shore.
[SPEAKER_12]: Between you and me, and then she pulls you real close.
[SPEAKER_12]: All right, and between you and me, that's the back shelf stock.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's the fish that's been sitting there for a bit.
[SPEAKER_12]: If you look real close, the eyes got kind of cloudy.
[SPEAKER_12]: So really, this dog fuck couldn't have picked up a better thing to ruin.
[SPEAKER_12]: But still, you know, I got to pay to replace it all.
[SPEAKER_12]: But yeah, this is just a extra.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: And Aria looks over to like Alex and Lou and holds a piece of anchovy over and it's like It smells like sulfur and not that I'm like a big fish connoisseur or anything But I assume that's not what it's supposed to smell like sulfur volcano or Something underground just as this
[SPEAKER_05]: is happening, you all here, a trash can, fall, and roll.
[SPEAKER_11]: I dropped the peppers on the counter, and I run to the noise.
[SPEAKER_12]: Lou, I'm gonna say as you get to the back door, you are going to see that Nana with surprising speed for her age in size, has grabbed a bull-low, covered in scrap metal, and it's just ready to go, you will find the door, okay?
[SPEAKER_12]: I'll go out fresh and get it, on the count of three.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, I don't, I don't, yes.
[SPEAKER_12]: You sound very confident.
[SPEAKER_12]: I got some little gray men on my old place.
[SPEAKER_12]: We can do the sick at all.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, you've ready on the count of three.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I count them in as we bust through the door.
[SPEAKER_12]: Ready to get this thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Man, I'm gonna have you make this roll.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't have any injuries or scares right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you get one die, just take a D6.
[SPEAKER_05]: You definitely have a relevant background as you are a cryptid hunter.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you have a relevant skill?
[SPEAKER_12]: I got a bull-o-o, I'm ready to go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Take another die.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you have a second relevant skill?
[SPEAKER_12]: Aside from being tough as nails, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is a golden opportunity, so you can take another die.
[SPEAKER_05]: Lou is helping you to take another die.
[SPEAKER_05]: And are you acting to protect somebody in ally, a trouble, a comfort?
[SPEAKER_12]: No, this is purely selfish.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is about getting a revenge.
[SPEAKER_05]: So those are all that I said, you're gonna roll.
[SPEAKER_05]: We are going to assign a die to goal, to clue, and to injury.
[SPEAKER_05]: You, Lou, open up the door, and on the other side, the trash can is real.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's very Indiana Jones ass, but without stealing things, I just whipping this in the air, thrown it like the most of the red jettos, and lassoing this garbage can, making it stop.
[SPEAKER_05]: you pull it into the door frame so that whatever is in it if something is in it, when it'd be able to escape and you see as a bunch of rotten fish sort of fall out of the trash games, one that you've had to throw away because it just you had backstock and inside there is
[SPEAKER_05]: horrifying dabbing the sword like warm as it begins shaking shudder against the door frame it's suddenly tips up and there is a claw and another clawed hay on that sort of pull themselves up and out from the trash can you see a little head a little beak a single red feather on its head and it looks at you giving each of you a look screeches again
[SPEAKER_05]: And then flaps its 20-foot wingspan back, flying up into Roosevelt Beach, into the village, somewhere else.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, that's a pretty big problem.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_11]: I knew it was a fucking chupacabra.
[SPEAKER_12]: What is that thing?
[SPEAKER_12]: It's some kind of wiggit chupacabra monstrosity.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's what a fucking is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can I sort through my arcane knowledge?
[SPEAKER_08]: Is this, is it a Tupacabra or is it's actual literal scientific name weird dog fuck thing?
[SPEAKER_05]: It takes you a moment to sort of catalogue all of the magical beasts that you've been researching.
[SPEAKER_05]: And before you can even think about like, that's what this is.
[SPEAKER_05]: You clock a little tag on its foot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Similar to how you would track pigeons in the wild.
[SPEAKER_05]: on it it just has a simple e.6b79.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is not the winged dog fuck of legend.
[SPEAKER_05]: With maybe the sulfur and maybe the wings and the sort of structure, this could be like a phoenix maybe.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: The only other option is dragon, but it was very bird-like.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's, that shouldn't be here, and that somebody, somebody's tracking up, or studying it, or she's going to look over at nano-reliquid, they're like phased by that at all.
[SPEAKER_12]: I am doing the old man yells at cloud and just waving my bull.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's why you buy a nut come back.
[SPEAKER_11]: Lusticks her crush out in front of Nana to stop her from running if she's going to.
[SPEAKER_11]: And then says, Nana Rose, in all of your times in all these stories.
[SPEAKER_11]: Has there ever been the likes of what's on this one on those?
[SPEAKER_11]: As in somebody's looking for it?
[SPEAKER_12]: Like a like a dog tack, or are you saying this is someone's pets?
[SPEAKER_12]: He's saying I got Satan's kitty cat in my back store?
[SPEAKER_11]: Maybe not exactly that, but just like that, is anybody else shown any interest?
[SPEAKER_11]: in the creature you found.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not real at the U.S. government.
[SPEAKER_12]: They don't really care what.
[SPEAKER_12]: What's going on with my folks?
[SPEAKER_12]: Unless like it's something that they can profit from.
[SPEAKER_12]: Even like, you know, when I was seeing big foots at the edge of my property, they never came and helped us.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, only real time I've seen like, you know, the men in black, as they say, was like today.
[SPEAKER_12]: But I'm pretty sure those were real tours.
[SPEAKER_12]: You saw them, they're outside city hall, they were looking, they're all like stuck up.
[SPEAKER_11]: I know, I know most of the people who sell real tea in Roseville Beach, and I do gotta say, wasn't those guys?
[SPEAKER_12]: Of course, it's the men and black, they wanna know what I put in my tin muscles to make them so good.
[SPEAKER_12]: They're gonna try and buy my storefront, pretty sure.
[SPEAKER_12]: Always happens, they always do the sorts of what they did to the president, you know, Kennedy.
[SPEAKER_13]: Louis slowly realizing that she is speaking to a conspiracy theorist and it's just like, I don't know how to get through.
[SPEAKER_02]: A Reads Eye flashes a very very strangely seen this creature that tag and it flying off and there's a deep seated grief that falls inside him.
[SPEAKER_02]: It feels like burning iron chains as he drops his fried fish and starts running after this bird gelling wait no, please come back We're not gonna hurt you and runs off.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh What the fuck Jesus, Lou, are you gonna I got a are you can you can you?
[SPEAKER_11]: I know that usually I'm the one to do the running, but can we get it today?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh Fuck okay
[SPEAKER_12]: Let me go get my Moped scooter out.
[SPEAKER_12]: We can go and chase him on back there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Does that take three?
[SPEAKER_12]: You know what, can you fit on my back, young lady?
[SPEAKER_12]: You can fit on mine and I can hold on.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's called the genuity.
[SPEAKER_12]: Let's get going.
[SPEAKER_08]: As they're going over to the Moped, she goes, hopefully it's like, you don't need to tell.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you want me to sandbar about this?
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't usually have a habit of telling people about the things we get into.
[SPEAKER_11]: They seem fairly secretive.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_08]: Great.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fantastic.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're going to enter into our Chase sequence.
[SPEAKER_05]: You three are on a moeped, Ariana is running on foot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Our winged dog fuck is flying through the city.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's pretty easy to track its first location because there is a horrified screen from the jukebox as everyone runs to the beach.
[SPEAKER_05]: And when the three of you arrive, Ariana in tow is out too far away from here.
[SPEAKER_05]: The Winged Dogfuck has crashed through the screen, which they were projecting some horror movie on, jump-scaring everyone right as the scariest thing would have happened.
[SPEAKER_12]: I can fix that!
[SPEAKER_12]: So last time I was having a little green men, the thing is with the flying target you can't let them get out of sight.
[SPEAKER_12]: So you need to focus on that, you're going to need some range weapons, and I reach once again into my grandmother purse of holding.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I produce a trap that looks like it is a toaster.
[SPEAKER_12]: Attached to a cage with a really long wire.
[SPEAKER_12]: You just swing that like a lasso and you get it over his dumb little fuckhead.
[SPEAKER_12]: That'll be just fine.
[SPEAKER_12]: It'll stop him and you can press this button right here.
[SPEAKER_12]: It'll smell like toast.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's how you know it's on.
[SPEAKER_12]: It'll electrocute him this little bit.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think that we're trying to take a not so far.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_11]: I think that's really going to upset Arianna and I don't think he can be more upset than he is right now.
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't make rush another day.
[SPEAKER_12]: One of these flowery young men is getting upset.
[SPEAKER_12]: I guess we'll take the non-lethal route then.
[SPEAKER_12]: Ooh, puts her hands up and doesn't take it.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm also offering the Bola.
[SPEAKER_12]: I am just here to be the escape car in this case, the Chase car.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm going to hurt my rotator cuff if I toss that.
[SPEAKER_12]: I need 20 young people to do that.
[SPEAKER_11]: I can do the Bola.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm very strong.
[SPEAKER_08]: Alex is trying to weigh the secrecy of her magic in her head in this moment, and then realizes that number one, Nanna's seen everything.
[SPEAKER_08]: And number two, if she did talk about it, Nanna talks about conspiracy shit all the time.
[SPEAKER_08]: The odds of it getting picked up are, basically known she's like, I got this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just get us close.
[SPEAKER_12]: He got that.
[SPEAKER_12]: This is the first time I did it get away drive, and we just moped into the sunset.
[SPEAKER_05]: It has punched through a giant screen, which they project the movie onto.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's a little lawn with chairs that I've been tumbled over as people have a run off of the site.
[SPEAKER_05]: And there is like a little building where they would sell tickets and concessions.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then above that, there is a home for the people who own the business to live in.
[SPEAKER_05]: There is a screeching from inside the home as lit glass shatters inwards, and you see the owners rush down.
[SPEAKER_05]: Lou, you know, at least people vary while you hold them quite a bit of money as they rush right past you.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then suddenly, you start to smell smoke.
[SPEAKER_05]: God, it is the devil, it's got fire breath.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's all right.
[SPEAKER_12]: I know exactly what a fire flame extinguisher and worst things worse I'd call it down or rain down.
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't you worry, I got this.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I am just gonna park, start look good around.
[SPEAKER_11]: Where's the fire department?
[SPEAKER_11]: Get moving, you fucking idiots.
[SPEAKER_11]: Lewis already on her crutches going as fast as she can.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think I run up to the owners and I go, is there anybody else inside?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: We got out.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what that thing was.
[SPEAKER_05]: There was this giant,
[SPEAKER_05]: Flappy dog, shit, we're gonna take care of it and then one of them says that was a bear What are you talking about a bear's at our home?
[SPEAKER_05]: It was it was not a bear.
[SPEAKER_05]: It wasn't it was a freaking I don't think they're like figuring between each other.
[SPEAKER_11]: We're gonna take care of it You guys need to get as far away from here in a far away from harm is possible, okay?
[SPEAKER_11]: They they they look at each other.
[SPEAKER_05]: Speechless they look at you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Speechless one of them sees the whole in their projector.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can fix it
[SPEAKER_08]: Alex has booked it into the house and is running up to the floor, whatever level it is that they are, that the fire and the fucking experiment bird are.
[SPEAKER_05]: Say, so it's just you for us to do if you run up into the home of the owners, it's not anything crazy, it's living room, a kitchen and a bed, there's not even like a different room, it's all one room.
[SPEAKER_05]: and caught up in sheets and sort of like, changling curtains is the winged dog fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: As it is opening up all of the, it's actually dripping doors off the cabinets and piercing through all of their canned goods.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it like opens its beak and shatters beans everywhere.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh fuck sake.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, like it's just gonna like reach out with their hand.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a bend of like, just like sleep.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we're gonna use some magic.
[SPEAKER_02]: A rean is so scared for this thing's longevity that he, like, frouches and is holding out his hands, beats a sweat of falling past his face, turning bits of his skin to scales.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he just, he starts chirping in a similar way that he did before this year's last time to try and coax this creature to be called and stop stabbing things.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's going to be magic, goal, honestly injury and scared.
[SPEAKER_08]: Magic is fine, goal is a six.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will put the five in injured, and I guess I will have to fail scare.
[SPEAKER_05]: As you cast this spell, the winged dog fuck, the spell wins on it, and it starts to panic as it crashes through another window, and it flaps its wings once, twice, and it crashes somewhere off in another part of the village.
[SPEAKER_05]: Through a little bit of the game.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think the scare you're gonna take here is exposure.
[SPEAKER_05]: Manna, Lou, you saw where this thing crashed.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not too far away.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was directly into the Marine Marvels building.
[SPEAKER_05]: In fact, one of the boats that it crashed into, it's Snapdragon, and I have to like release this home, this loud honking system.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, that's what we call strategy.
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know what MK Ultra takes.
[SPEAKER_12]: Your friend used in there, but we've got this in the bag.
[SPEAKER_12]: You just stay back.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'll handle this, and I reach one more time into my bag.
[SPEAKER_12]: And get a blanky that you put over so one one there.
[SPEAKER_12]: Cole, I'm going to make sure this thing is dealt with.
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't you worry, and I am going to get back on the mo pad.
[SPEAKER_12]: And zoom away.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you wait for anybody else?
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_11]: Lose like a running with her crunch in the air.
[SPEAKER_11]: Wait, no, don't hurt it!
[SPEAKER_11]: Don't hurt it!
[SPEAKER_05]: The camera's going to follow Nana as you zip off across the village and screech almost like drift your way into the parking lot of the marine marvels building right next to this boat where there is this sleeping winged dog fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: And every time it breathes it's chest any hails and there's this warmth that comes about it and when it exhales the air starts to like smell
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, we're gonna have to get you some toothpaste or whatever.
[SPEAKER_12]: I begin to approach this thing.
[SPEAKER_12]: It looks very sinister.
[SPEAKER_12]: The camera's behind it looks like she's about to smother it.
[SPEAKER_12]: But she takes out the blanket, snaps it out, spreads it over this thing, and begins to roll it up like a burrito.
[SPEAKER_12]: You have a lot to answer for.
[SPEAKER_12]: We're gonna go home and we're gonna talk you little fuck, okay?
[SPEAKER_12]: I don't know why you are, but you're real fucking ugly.
[SPEAKER_12]: But we're gonna figure out.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're about halfway through rolling this up, you may be.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm assuming you like crossed its wings in front of its body.
[SPEAKER_05]: You've gotten the wing crossed, you've gotten the second one crossed, and you're starting to roll it up.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's maybe like half of the blanket left, and around the corner.
[SPEAKER_05]: It comes the man in black.
[SPEAKER_05]: Fookin' hand, and he shifts his glasses as it like gliers off the sun.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you, citizen, but we'll be taking it from here.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh no you are and I'm going to reach for the electrified coaster and I'm going to throw it at him.
[SPEAKER_12]: This toaster trap, like it is cartoonish, like electricity crackles around it.
[SPEAKER_12]: I throw it.
[SPEAKER_12]: It goes over his head.
[SPEAKER_12]: I press toast five minutes.
[SPEAKER_12]: He is shocked.
[SPEAKER_12]: He falls to the ground.
[SPEAKER_05]: The Man of Black drops to his knees.
[SPEAKER_05]: You start to hear off as the wicked dog fuck has torn one wing free and is not flying, but climbing its way, one handed through the rest of the town, and it's heading towards the corner store.
[SPEAKER_12]: I didn't do my swallowing tightly enough damage.
[SPEAKER_12]: I know I should've listened when I was a nursing school.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, I kids, I'm out of breath.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'll get the more petty game, but I'm gonna need a nap after this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, now it's getting the moment I want to frisk the tazed government man.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you use this, it will be bad news for Russell Beach.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just know that.
[SPEAKER_05]: You get a government issued gun from this secret agent.
[SPEAKER_05]: You get a badge.
[SPEAKER_05]: And the badge just says like secret service.
[SPEAKER_05]: But everything else in their sort of case file appears redacted until you put the glasses on.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it sort of has this neutralizing effect where you can read the redacted information.
[SPEAKER_05]: They lost a government experiment that they're tracking down.
[SPEAKER_08]: We did enough time to unpack all of this right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Alex has been a witch for like 10 plus years.
[SPEAKER_08]: She does not take the gun.
[SPEAKER_08]: She does not, she does not require it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Lou, maybe this is a question mark, but like, Alex just, no, not in this situation.
[SPEAKER_08]: Badge, oh, that's interesting.
[SPEAKER_08]: Keep the fuck at badge, I can't do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Alex, like, do you really think I can bluff my way with that fucking badge?
[SPEAKER_08]: Look at me.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're keeping the book in the glasses though.
[SPEAKER_05]: You have to step over the agent's body to get to the moment and actually get on to it as the four of you assume off again.
[SPEAKER_05]: you arrive at auntie's corner store.
[SPEAKER_05]: Someone familiar of a scene for the three of you, something has broken into her home.
[SPEAKER_05]: This time it is much more dangerous than oh shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Emol?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh no, oh no.
[SPEAKER_05]: Emol, are you in here?
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, it's my hair look okay for a bit cold, but oh my god it's burning.
[SPEAKER_05]: You start to hear a clatter and a yelling at a thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: And this is clearly on to yelling at the wing of dogfuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: A re-enrush is in, doors burst open, the bell sort of like rips off of the door.
[SPEAKER_05]: and falls to the ground.
[SPEAKER_05]: It actually hits the winged dogfuck as it falls onto the floor with a thud.
[SPEAKER_05]: And the winged dogfuck, it's head sort of like twitches to you as it opens its mouth and screeches at you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Auntie yelling at it to get out of her store and it twitches its head back and it opens its beak and you see flame.
[SPEAKER_11]: Can I find a fire extinguisher?
[SPEAKER_02]: Arian, not unlike the way he picked up the danger detector, just wraps his arms around this very clearly very warm hot bird and it's just going to class with his beak shut.
[SPEAKER_08]: Once it's shut, bind magical magical like mouth closure and I'm actually going to double down, it's just like, let's fucking like should have done it on the damn carpet before, but it's just sort of like rapid.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ariana, you're going to need to roll to pin this bird down.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's going to be goal.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's going to be injury.
[SPEAKER_05]: Lou, you're going to be rolling to find a fire extinguisher, which is going to be goal and injury.
[SPEAKER_05]: Alex magic and goal and injury to success.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's go baby.
[SPEAKER_05]: Full success.
[SPEAKER_05]: Six, six, four.
[SPEAKER_11]: I got a two force.
[SPEAKER_05]: Arion, you grapple on to this creature, and you manage to pull its beak down as much as you can, but it's not so much closing it, it's more pulling its head down.
[SPEAKER_05]: As the flame starts to scorch at your feet just out of reach of this flame that is emitting from this bird.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just like wrap it like invisible fucking blanket roll up, but this time it's magical.
[SPEAKER_05]: Flame actually that comes out of the side, going down out of its mouth, it closes and a thing snaps up in a wrapped situation, but with magic, and the flame is now just speeding straight up in a little stream, and kind of like coming right back down, almost like a fountain.
[SPEAKER_05]: The fire extinguisher, it's not where it's supposed to be.
[SPEAKER_05]: Onti has not kept up regulation code, this is not how it's supposed to be done.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're looking, and you're looking, and you're looking, and you go back in the back and you realize
[SPEAKER_09]: Angie, I swear to God, whatever I try to do to help you, you just make it a hundred times harder for yourself.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she just kind of like, shouts something back to you, it's something that you don't quite understand, but it's clearly an insult towards you as she looks to Alex and she just gives like a... Not a wink, not a thumbs up, but you did, you did it fine, you did it adequately.
[SPEAKER_08]: Alex is creating a shit.
[SPEAKER_08]: She knows like 20 words and but she did in fact understand at least three of the words that Auntie just said about Lou and it's just like she is right you know like you have to You need a fire extinguisher It's fine.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's fine.
[SPEAKER_05]: We got it fixed look
[SPEAKER_05]: She like takes her, her pan that she had, which is she just pulled right off of the Rexel's price tag on it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she like taps the side of this bird not gently at all.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's like, it's fine.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's, it's fine.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look, you dealt with it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she goes to like grab it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she's trying to drag it out of her store.
[SPEAKER_12]: I want to do accidental hand touch here.
[SPEAKER_12]: That is the tropes I'm going to help her.
[SPEAKER_12]: Our hands brush.
[SPEAKER_12]: We bake eye contact.
[SPEAKER_12]: The lesbian realization happens.
[SPEAKER_12]: Hey, you know, by the way, if you need help installing that, you know, I'm kind of what they say, ah, handy.
[SPEAKER_12]: So like if you need any help with that, I could help but I don't worry.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'll take this little guy.
[SPEAKER_12]: He needs to answer to me.
[SPEAKER_12]: I think he's just young and he doesn't really have a collar.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm going to get a mishawts and everything.
[SPEAKER_12]: It is real nice to see a new.
[SPEAKER_05]: This thing is too much.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look, look at all the damage.
[SPEAKER_05]: This should like pull points back to the door.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's missing its bell.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at all the damage that's done to my home.
[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, I can help pay for it, but I could fix that for you like this afternoon.
[SPEAKER_12]: I could bring some
[SPEAKER_08]: What is happening?
[SPEAKER_08]: Lou is like, that's my fucking line, like, what is this?
[SPEAKER_08]: And A-Lix just goes over because A-Lix cannot watch this.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is like watching your, like, someone hit on your mother.
[SPEAKER_08]: A-Lix just goes over to like, Lou just like, we should go.
[SPEAKER_13]: Lou looks at A-Lix as like, I've tried to help her.
[SPEAKER_13]: Every single day of my life, what is happening?
[SPEAKER_08]: You owe her so much money.
[SPEAKER_12]: I've tried to help her.
[SPEAKER_12]: You know, we're both handling this winged dog fuck.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's outside this woman's door.
[SPEAKER_12]: We've been such close friends.
[SPEAKER_12]: We talk every day.
[SPEAKER_12]: We sit by each other.
[SPEAKER_12]: And by talking, I mean, like, we just sit in silence on the bench.
[SPEAKER_12]: The hands touch.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's the first time I felt anyone's touch in years.
[SPEAKER_12]: Our eyes meet.
[SPEAKER_12]: I could, like, come over later and put that door together for you.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's no big animal, handle him.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah and she like looks looks down at you and she like takes you all in from head to toe back top and she goes I think um I'll take you up on that absolutely they say I'm not from the long back clan you're gonna see a lot of work today
[SPEAKER_05]: All of you can help fix up the shop if you want to.
[SPEAKER_05]: The winged dog fuck is bound with magic and has been put out back.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, looks is not gonna be in the same room as Auntie and Anna because she will die.
[SPEAKER_13]: Lou is actually doing all of the work.
[SPEAKER_13]: No one is helping Lou.
[SPEAKER_13]: It is just her.
[SPEAKER_13]: I was like, I gotta be so real.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm not doing any of the work.
[SPEAKER_12]: We're just talking and flirting.
[SPEAKER_12]: And like, two very awkward, closet, lesbian ways.
[SPEAKER_12]: Like, okay, you left.
[SPEAKER_12]: I could tell.
[SPEAKER_12]: Where'd you get that shirt?
[SPEAKER_12]: It fits you real good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it's one.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've had this one since, uh, I don't know when I got it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was 20 years ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you have a button on them.
[SPEAKER_05]: You never buy, you never buy new.
[SPEAKER_05]: You never buy new.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, you just do fix with your got it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's always gonna work.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's what I say.
[SPEAKER_12]: Always older is better.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's what I always say.
[SPEAKER_02]: Older is better.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm helping by not getting in the way of lesbians.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's how you be an ally.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm getting out of the way of lose work because as you've discovered last episode, I can use a screwdriver.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm helping in the fixing up.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm helping the best way I can talking ancient Greek to the Phoenix.
[SPEAKER_08]: Alex goes into the shop, sees what's happening.
[SPEAKER_08]: Grabs of beer out of the cool where it throws $2 on the counter, however much of beer costs, and then goes out back just like cracks.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she gives you a dollar back.
[SPEAKER_13]: We was like, I can't catch a fuckin' break.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it just takes it and just goes out back.
[SPEAKER_05]: And Auntie also pulls out a drink for herself.
[SPEAKER_05]: and just sort of like waves one at you, but you know it's a question.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like is this the one or is it this one?
[SPEAKER_05]: Or is it this one this this one?
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I know and she like puts it back.
[SPEAKER_05]: She shuts the door and she goes back behind the counter and she pulls out the expensive stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is her own supply and she opens it up and she pulls it up and she pulls it up.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she pulls it up and she pulls it up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nana Rose, and she puts the cap back on and back under.
[SPEAKER_12]: I am going to take a step and say, you know, I'd love to take you down some night, I used to dance real good back in the day.
[SPEAKER_12]: Maybe I still do.
[SPEAKER_12]: You want to find out?
[SPEAKER_05]: I will.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dance in a little hard ever since my hit, you know, got thrown out last year, but I can do a good 10 minutes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I heard the Kavanaugh's nice.
[SPEAKER_12]: I heard nice things about that tone.
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't you worry.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'll carry you there.
[SPEAKER_12]: I also got a moped back.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know about this new craze of music that got going on there.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't get what it's all about.
[SPEAKER_05]: What is what is what is the what the what the spinning.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, there's so much light, there's so much light that just shines off and it blinds you as you're dancing on the floor.
[SPEAKER_12]: We don't need that.
[SPEAKER_12]: No, that's gonna give someone a fit.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'll take your real nice real classic and I slow dance just you and me I hope to hand everything.
[SPEAKER_13]: glue on a ladder with the broken leg.
[SPEAKER_13]: Having no idea that this conversation is going on goes, okay, I think I fixed the top of the door hinge.
[SPEAKER_11]: It also was a little squeaky from the last time, but I made sure that it works smooth.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, you're not paying any attention to me.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'll just, I'll just keep going.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's paint, there's paint back there.
[SPEAKER_11]: What am I supposed to paint?
[SPEAKER_05]: Time will tell you something, point.
[SPEAKER_05]: and lean over Nanna Rose and turn the radio up to slow jazz.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it looks just gone.
[SPEAKER_12]: I take her hand and I very tenderly differ as we begin a slow can go.
[SPEAKER_05]: During a part that's a little bit slower, a little bit closer.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, Rose, I know we've known each other for a long time.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know each other for 30 years now, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, 30 years since the divorce you helped me move into the shop and everything, yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: This woman is brand-faced, by the way.
[SPEAKER_12]: She is just flushed, and it is not the liquor.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've been waiting so long, Rose.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why now?
[SPEAKER_12]: And she just pulls just back a little bit, they're nose to nose.
[SPEAKER_12]: be told that I didn't know that you know I mean all these young people you know what's fair for them I didn't know us all their folks we could be like that too they could have was too late for us to be happy you know she clutches her hand it is never too late to be happy I'm gonna take that hand let us hold in my mind I'm going to press the knuckles to my lips and kiss them and she just lets out this
[SPEAKER_05]: As much as I love this moment, what I really want about that big-ass beard.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh fuck fuck oh my god he's tied up right he's not getting out like it very much like breaks the moment because I've been monster hunter mode again.
[SPEAKER_12]: I brushed back outside to make sure that he's still there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Probably say, Ariane cuddling with this thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: The thing never went to sleep either.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's been awake this whole time as Ariane has been speaking Greek to it and this creature
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it's big shut clothes is just now like sitting up like a human and is listening to Ariana
[SPEAKER_05]: basically read its stories.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're watching this young man speak god knows what language it sounds old, his voice has transformed a little bit, it sounds a little more like rapidly and an old wizard as he's like speaking to this Phoenix trying to like calm it down and his own words he's trying to
[SPEAKER_02]: Explain, look, we want to help.
[SPEAKER_02]: We wish to help.
[SPEAKER_02]: Great Phoenix, but I don't know how you've got here and I don't know what situation you are in, so if you could just be relaxed.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, just like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nice and calm.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then it just trusts me and old friends for the whole time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_12]: God damn, that is one ugly dog.
[SPEAKER_12]: What are you even saying to that thing?
[SPEAKER_05]: And it looks over at Nana Rose.
[SPEAKER_05]: Cox is head to the side.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, you won't talk any of you.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it gets up, on its hind legs, perched, but like, bound as it hops over to you and starts pecking at you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, oh, friend, friend, relax, and he's still speaking this ancient language.
[SPEAKER_02]: Relax, relax, we are all friends.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're all friends here, not an enemy.
[SPEAKER_05]: You put your hand up and it puts its beak underneath you and pushes you to the side and keeps pecking towards Nana Rose.
[SPEAKER_12]: Jesus Christ, I know what you want, and I reach into my bag one last time, tin of fish, gourmet anchovies, from the Italian sea, crack them open.
[SPEAKER_12]: Is that what you wanted?
[SPEAKER_12]: He's a little gritty fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it spears the Zardine on its beak.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then another one, and then another one, you just see like in the background like at a distance, like just a look, swoke you a cigarette, just like snap her fingers and the one around it's beak undoes it flees them up into the air and it gobbles them up as it lands slides those anchovies into its mouth and it brushes its head up against you and a rose.
[SPEAKER_12]: Jesus, you are the ugliest dog ever made.
[SPEAKER_12]: He don't got tags.
[SPEAKER_12]: He needs somewhere to go.
[SPEAKER_12]: I guess he could stay with me for a little bit to lick.
[SPEAKER_12]: He gets a little bit.
[SPEAKER_12]: Look at him.
[SPEAKER_12]: Look at how he takes his little face.
[SPEAKER_12]: Like he would hold the dog.
[SPEAKER_12]: He'll just point it to Ariane.
[SPEAKER_12]: He's a little guy.
[SPEAKER_12]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_12]: He might be, you know, I cost me a lot in profits, but I think he's just a baby.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's a baby right there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Auntie walks up and puts their hand on the Winged Dog
[SPEAKER_05]: And turns to you and says, I don't know about costing profits.
[SPEAKER_05]: This isn't even make it for a good side show.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, if we could trade them to do tricks, if, oh, my... Well, if to start a sit-stale, the Ritchell's built to get him his tags, his shots.
[SPEAKER_12]: Don't we all go havesies with you?
[SPEAKER_12]: We can do 50-50 on the profits, no biggie?
[SPEAKER_05]: 60-40.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's sweetheart, I would take that money from you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, you're a tricky little Vixen-Aisha, I like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Perhaps we should ask our friends thoughts on being held.
[SPEAKER_02]: Arian says a little uneasy at this discussion of holding this creature here and looks to kind of like Alex and Luke.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, Alex does not look at you in the eyes, and you maybe realize that she hasn't responded to anything you've said or looked at you.
[SPEAKER_08]: in some time, and she is just like, listen, you can't showcase, and he's just got to be free, like the fucking governments after him, okay?
[SPEAKER_12]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_12]: Ty, what?
[SPEAKER_12]: I did this with some kittens, you know, right after the divorce.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, foster him.
[SPEAKER_11]: I think if anybody cares to hear my two cents, oh, she might want a friend.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's all alone out there in the woods.
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, shit.
[SPEAKER_11]: Wait, why are you confused?
[SPEAKER_05]: hears this, turns to Alex, and says, that's the fucked up dog, right?
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, you can use my words, but we can't look be in the eye, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the other, that's the other fucked up dog.
[SPEAKER_08]: We can, we can, you know, they'll, they'll, they'll fuck up dog, they care, that's what I'm hearing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we can run a fucked up dog, they care.
[SPEAKER_12]: We can open up a fucked up dog daycare!
[SPEAKER_12]: But do what we'll start now, they'll see, but most importantly, we're free-ranging them!
[SPEAKER_05]: She goes into her store, and she like pulls out this drawer with all of these papers.
[SPEAKER_05]: She says, uh... Lou, this just waves you over.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, there's a paper in here.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's um, it's got a big a big signature on it It's got like a stamp.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's got the government on it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can you help me find it, dear?
[SPEAKER_11]: Blue here's deer totally straightens up and is like, of course, anything you need.
[SPEAKER_05]: That took nothing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Auntie has pulled out some chairs for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a nice day.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's made
[SPEAKER_05]: drinks or lemonade or whatever you want.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's made a little thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: She says, you know, just stay out here, blue and her are going to find the thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she's rifling through the papers with you, pulling out a folder, looking at it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nah, it's not the right one.
[SPEAKER_05]: She puts it on the stack of wrong papers, which is the only stack so far.
[SPEAKER_05]: She thinks back at her chair, a little stool, and she crosses her arms.
[SPEAKER_11]: Lou's just looking, how's the, uh, Annie?
[SPEAKER_11]: How's the, how's the, how's the, the last time we spoke?
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, was the word that was used.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and uh, was that you using that word?
[SPEAKER_11]: It was that, uh, and That was her, use of that word?
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't seem so convinced.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I wasn't convinced when she said it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And she goes into finally looking for the papers.
[SPEAKER_11]: Lou almost questions what this is and then goes, I'll ruin it if I say anything and also goes back to look for the papers.
[SPEAKER_05]: She kind of just puts her hands on top and she gives a big sigh.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't waste your youth, Lou.
[SPEAKER_05]: I give you a hard time because I see myself alone in you.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're a hard worker and I just don't want to see you mess it up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't, don't, don't become me.
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I think you're pretty cool, but I think I know what you mean.
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not talking about me.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm talking about you.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm not trying to mess anything up, but I've got people to take care of, and that's just kind of comes first, you know?
[SPEAKER_05]: Who is people?
[SPEAKER_11]: Just like, you know, I wouldn't call it home, but back home.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why aren't you there?
[SPEAKER_05]: Why aren't you there helping me?
[SPEAKER_05]: Why aren't they here helping you?
[SPEAKER_11]: I guess they could be if they weren't in need of help.
[SPEAKER_11]: But that place isn't good for me.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I got out when I could, and well, Scotty could in.
[SPEAKER_11]: And so, you know, I got to do it again.
[SPEAKER_11]: He's a mess, and he tries.
[SPEAKER_11]: But I think if I spent more time with my mom than I did, I might have been in the same boat.
[SPEAKER_11]: So, you know, I can't begrudge in that.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's hard, trying to care for everyone.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can I give you some advice?
[SPEAKER_05]: And then you go into giving you the advice.
[SPEAKER_05]: You, you are such a hard worker, Blue.
[SPEAKER_05]: You need to know them.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't, you don't know that?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, you know that.
[SPEAKER_05]: You are a hard worker, Blue.
[SPEAKER_05]: People should respect you, and they should like you.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if they're not willing to give you a fraction of what you give them,
[SPEAKER_05]: You got to let him go.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what's next.
[SPEAKER_05]: And maybe it all works out in the end, but right now it's not working.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if you need them to come get, you know, set on the right path, you send them to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: You send, who's this boy?
[SPEAKER_05]: Scotty, Scotty, you send Scotty to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll put him to work.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm sure you would.
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm sure he disappoint.
[SPEAKER_11]: Ah.
[SPEAKER_05]: You got it for 10 years.
[SPEAKER_05]: come back after that.
[SPEAKER_11]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_11]: Do you really need help finding a piece of paper?
[SPEAKER_11]: Can I go back outside?
[SPEAKER_05]: You're working.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're fine in the paper.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_11]: So sorry.
[SPEAKER_11]: It thought maybe that was a front.
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you rival for another 10 minutes until you finally find it?
[SPEAKER_05]: This is a little plot of land that Auntie won in a poker game.
[SPEAKER_05]: years ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: It has done nothing with.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a little bit of land that's been sort of stripped clear in the swamp and she presents it to you, Nana, as the location of the winged dog fuck daycare.
[SPEAKER_12]: You know, hands over, touching again as I take the deed.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, after work over this after, you know, we sit down, we have a team up back, really hurts.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm pretty sure yours does too, we did a lot of work back there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, so much work.
[SPEAKER_12]: So much work.
[SPEAKER_05]: So much work, you and me, we did that.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, we did.
[SPEAKER_12]: We're gonna make sure these little winged dogfucks have a sanctuary where they can fly and be free.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'll build it.
[SPEAKER_12]: Add a girl.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, for free!
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you, Lou.
[SPEAKER_12]: I'm not for free and I pull into my bag.
[SPEAKER_12]: I produce a Werther's original.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's for your troubles.
[SPEAKER_05]: At the camera's gonna zoom out as just Lou is hooking up the winged dogfuck to some sort of truck that you had to get
[SPEAKER_05]: important to the island to take out to the sanctuary and we end with a little like black out heart on the storefront and a little heart on the bait shop and then it goes black.
[SPEAKER_11]: This series stars Alexander Christopher as the Game Master, valiant Dorian as Aryan, Dan Pixel as A-Lix Cho, and Kenzie Tartaglioni as Lou Wells.
[SPEAKER_11]: This episode's guest star was Abby as Nana Rose.
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