[SPEAKER_06]: Late night tonight.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're a sheep.
[SPEAKER_06]: A fellow carply, it's pepper into a trap on police woman.
[SPEAKER_06]: Michael Mera, reveal entertainment.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can listen to the Michael Mery Show at MichaelMeryShow.com.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow, what a happy year.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a podcast fun.
[SPEAKER_09]: I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_09]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's the Michael Mery Show with Michael Mery.
[SPEAKER_06]: And Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're silly.
[SPEAKER_08]: Pepper, you're silly.
[SPEAKER_08]: You play that and cracks me up every day.
[SPEAKER_08]: Leeds pepper into a trap.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I also have to say that that rock opera is the greatest open we've had.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, we'll talk about that in a second.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're relevant to today's show.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I have to say, I have mixed emotions about these creations based on the simple fact that there is no real talent involved outside of the computer generated talent that is.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll go with it.
[SPEAKER_10]: OK, we'll talk about it.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I think you're doing a better job than you think you are.
[SPEAKER_08]: Since, you know, say, well, I mean, we'll get to it.
[SPEAKER_08]: But to just a little power and cleanser this falls under the category of I hope I haven't played this before But I think I have but if I have so what because I think it's a variation of what I've played before I don't know I try to think of how how many how many shows have we done how many this is no number 628 yeah
[SPEAKER_08]: That's why legacy really, just just not your child, not your children.
[SPEAKER_08]: My legacy is the number of shows I've offered, not the number they've taken.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, forever our listeners are so entitled to content more than anybody I put us up against content.
[SPEAKER_08]: Why is I put up I put us up against any podcast I think we ran a lot is a lot of it and a lot of content because remember at the Michael Mary show it's all about quantity not quality
[SPEAKER_08]: Exactly, we are the Costco of podcast and that's why I offer you this this lovely little duet I'll just start to start today play the the little thing I And you
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's see if we can burst everywhere A lot to wear every day It just has to go Don't see, it does a stream But it's quick This squeak is what makes it Both mothers sit down Although Don't forget the moccino I'll give them partial credit The streets of Brazil
[SPEAKER_02]: It's dancing in the streets!
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, I don't think we've actually played that one.
[SPEAKER_10]: We've played other versions of that bit, but that one is special because they actually have a pretty decent David Bowie voice and a pretty decent, makes it so funny.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I could want to know, but this is the whole topic of, you know, where we are with this newfound creative outlet that lets our robots do the work yesterday.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's the guy.
[SPEAKER_07]: The boy band, the boy band.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, complementary.
[SPEAKER_08]: That is.
[SPEAKER_08]: You might as well go for the pedophile boy band guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the end.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wasn't the pedophile rod?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know I think Sean Combs.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, the pedophile is loop hurlman, the guy that's pulling a pedophile.
[SPEAKER_08]: The back street boys and all that, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: I think there were allegations.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can you prove it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bring up a picture.
[SPEAKER_08]: He doesn't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bring up a picture of loop hurlman.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that will jog my memory.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm pretty sure.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think he was just a legal financial, he's a little fat guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, he is.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I think he was in trouble.
[SPEAKER_08]: He got in trouble, because he liked being around young boys.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think that's what it, what, oh, stop, cheese.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, he could make him sing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's that guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, now, if you can, uh, you know, let me do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me let me do it here.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I believe you was, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_07]: I saw in sync at RFK, back in late 90s.
[SPEAKER_10]: That is, boy, is that sentence littered with making you sort of a dated person at RFK?
[SPEAKER_07]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: I took the controversy around Lou Proman involves fraud, exploitation of pop stars, and one of the largest Ponzi schemes in US history, he was a powerful music manager in the 90s.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't see anything about, so I probably shouldn't have called him a pet.
[SPEAKER_07]: I will help you out, Lance Bass of InSync did say that he was touched in appropriate by Lou Perlman.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Other allegations, claims of inappropriate behavior towards some male performers, some allegations disputed.
[SPEAKER_08]: So there we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Lou Perlman, bad guy overall.
[SPEAKER_07]: Not like problems.
[SPEAKER_07]: I like one direction.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, and it's tough to inappropriately touch AI.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you'll be okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it is, but it's nice that you reference that particular individual.
[SPEAKER_10]: I've been touched by AI though.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have mixed feelings.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm using it like a toilet.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am absolutely fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yesterday the discussion came up of the Yoho that deep dark harmony pirate song that's so overused and I said, well, I need to come up with some sort of creative outlet for the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's in fact I got a couple of them here.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a big bulk.
[SPEAKER_08]: Play the one that I sent you a Joshua.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: I hope you like it.
[SPEAKER_05]: My comirah, voice the colors, hear the needy cry.
[SPEAKER_05]: T.M.
[SPEAKER_05]: O.S.
[SPEAKER_05]: Laughing till you die.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't get happy.
[SPEAKER_05]: You see, a moes is a go, laughter and tears through all these years, if you're with us now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Pretty good, huh?
[SPEAKER_08]: Mike, here's the reason I love you.
[SPEAKER_08]: I like it now.
[SPEAKER_08]: I like it more than when I, then I, I was setting it up in a negative way.
[SPEAKER_10]: I shouldn't have done that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, no, you lowered expectations and then you knocked it out of the park.
[SPEAKER_08]: But that felt pretty good.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think that there are people like myself that upon hearing that from the first time, they imagine using it.
[SPEAKER_10]: and it makes it better, but also the reason I love it is, in the old days, if we wanted a custom song like that, it involved time, there wouldn't be a custom song.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's the argument where people say you're taking jobs away from people.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're not because I don't have hired anyone.
[SPEAKER_10]: The only thing that's close to that is like when we would get a new jingle or something like that,
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I'm glad you mentioned that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, good, good, good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because, you know, there are two, don't you think there are two schools of pirate music?
[SPEAKER_08]: That one, what in your opinion, Rob, would be the other side of the equation for pirate.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, very much.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think, you know, we're a pop culture nation and we're not very well-versed in pirate history.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I would think of pirates of the Caribbean, Yo-ho, Yo-ho type song.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, like a truncan song.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, might want to hook up my, it don't say it, Mike, you know what this is Josh now.
[SPEAKER_10]: We're pirate radio.
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[SPEAKER_08]: All right, we can't edit that now, we could, but we're not going to.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Rob, as Rob perfectly answered the question, and then, because of my morning, I punted it.
[SPEAKER_08]: So the other side would be what would be the flip side of that deep dark yo.
[SPEAKER_10]: We're probably like a more cheerful drinking song, almost like you would hear pirates of the Caribbean.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Yo, ho, yo, ho, the time for laughter's here The boys are all just standing by So give them a view and an ear Yo, ho, yo, ho, the shows about to start It's just the way to start today With the smile and the laugh and the fart
[SPEAKER_10]: I think you're better if you imagine you singing it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I write the lyrics.
[SPEAKER_08]: I write the lyrics, so I get credit for that.
[SPEAKER_08]: But you know what?
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm here to tell you, you don't know when you're sitting there by yourself, putting that together and there it is.
[SPEAKER_10]: But my every one of the world, I mean think of iron chef.
[SPEAKER_10]: Every one of the world has the same ingredients.
[SPEAKER_10]: Everyone has access to that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Everyone has the ability to write, but you're the one that's making it happen.
[SPEAKER_08]: you're using the stuff in your tool chest the almost the end of spring break from my kid this week which is fighting right really really great that it's almost over his his fellow entrepreneur buddy last minute sleep over it's kids had a full week with his buds yesterday a full Florida day of fishing didn't catch any
[SPEAKER_09]: fishing guide to the stars.
[SPEAKER_09]: Come down to South West Florida and try to catch some shnook.
[SPEAKER_10]: Um, yes, so you know, like my favorite ever sky champion.
[SPEAKER_10]: We went off on with years ago, but it was the Scott Shannon custom baked potato bar put any topping you want on a baked potato.
[SPEAKER_08]: do you like drives?
[SPEAKER_08]: Anyway, the idea of the kid he had a full day yesterday and the kind of day I like where I was able to free up some time for myself because he went to his buddies that lives closer to the water and they fished all day and then I pick him up and then in the time the less than 45 minutes.
[SPEAKER_08]: that I am taking him to get a new batting helmet and uh... he makes another arrangement with another buddy and gets the uh... thumbs up for me and uh... and frank in the day and of the parents of the other kid uh... for a sleepover both ex-producers of yours yeah that's right diand of someone in frank Murphy both gave the
[SPEAKER_08]: sums up so it's another sleepover and then I know I remembered first thing this morning five forty I hear let me see if I can describe what I hear okay this is what I hear about very I hear this by far I'm like five forty five on
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm like, all right, I look over.
[SPEAKER_08]: I literally, they should be sleeping.
[SPEAKER_07]: I look over.
[SPEAKER_08]: I look over in the pitch black room to see the outline of my wife next to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: So she's in there and I realize it's.
[SPEAKER_08]: come crunches that are stirring and then I remembered something they had said to me uh... in the car said dad uh... can we drive over uh... take the e-bike and go over to the Walmart to see if we can get uh... school need needos uh... which are the rubber squishy things right and i said uh... yeah because your son knows the delivery schedule
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, well, I'll let you know that out.
[SPEAKER_08]: So last time they did the same two guys, same two criminals that are here right now in my domicile.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, they were out back thrown a baseball, which is as good as it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good as a slurred American.
[SPEAKER_08]: Whereas you can get it.
[SPEAKER_10]: You ask Michael, where's the profit in throwing a baseball?
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, the profit is to get that contract, Rob.
[SPEAKER_08]: Someday, you know, that marginally contract and send me to the best possible assisted living facility.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, so getting back to what they were doing.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mara is in the dining room.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: My call.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm getting, I put you know, you talk about allergies.
[SPEAKER_10]: They're bad this year.
[SPEAKER_10]: You have a running nose as well?
[SPEAKER_07]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do not.
[SPEAKER_10]: And are they yelling right now?
[SPEAKER_07]: I thought I'd just heard him in the background.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, but I'm not calling him in here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't need that crap.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, I, I, I, I, there.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's a father he can't be beat.
[SPEAKER_08]: Rustling.
[SPEAKER_08]: And in that, uh, in that, you know, pre-awake awakeness.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I said to myself, um, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: They wanted to ride the e-bike to the mordable.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike is allergic to Walmart.
[SPEAKER_08]: And in that that that dismal time that dim time when I'm just like not quite I'm like no No, not in the dark.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you didn't get like you didn't get like a shot of adrenaline when you remembered what you were up against no No, I was cool and then I realized no, I'm not cool with it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's dark You know, down here as Josh would tell you when it's that early in the morning You not only get the people going to work, but perhaps the people coming back from a night
[SPEAKER_08]: Third shifters might so we don't like that and no, I'm talking about third drinkers.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh third drinker.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just don't want to know I don't want to be him.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't want him on the road at six a.m.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't want him on the road break time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, not cool so I said Carla gets up and on my town.
[SPEAKER_08]: Tell my god.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll drive.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll drive
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, the last time I did this and this is six a.m.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have work to do.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: The last time I did this, I dropped them off at the door, hung a big little circle, and parked over to the side and the parking spaces where I could see the entrance to the store, and they were out in 15 minutes jumping up and down with all their attention.
[SPEAKER_10]: You have a very, very minute time window to prep the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I even succumb to the urgency about this BS product.
[SPEAKER_10]: You get sucked up into it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, because I drive up to the door, and there's a sea of activity, and I'm like, ooh, and even in my lizard brain, I am saying, oh, there's other people.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gone boys, come and take it.
[SPEAKER_08]: That gets your throat into the height.
[SPEAKER_08]: I get pulled into the height without any, you know,
[SPEAKER_08]: I have no skin in the game other than the wheel man, the chauffeur, the driver, and I get up there and I say get out, go in, I'll see you in a couple of minutes, I go do the little circle and then I sit in the car.
[SPEAKER_08]: I see his six, I want to say 605.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, and Walmart's 24 hours, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: And the longer I had the one around here, I don't understand.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so maybe six o'clock is open.
[SPEAKER_08]: Might be six a.m.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I, uh, 605 and, uh, the last time, as I said, it was successful.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was adorable.
[SPEAKER_08]: The way they came out and they're bouncing up and down.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're using their own money, and that they got from grifting other kids.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, there's nothing more American than that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so, uh, it's not really grifting.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just, uh, you know, by low sell high.
[SPEAKER_10]: Michael is preparing you so if he does go with the crime route he's got his wheel me on ready to go and I'm telling you this outside and drive out on you know what not long uh his wheelman will get handicapped parking which will make the that's where I hang out that makes a hole perpendicular to the to the to the spaces if somebody comes by and needs the assistance I get to get out of the way say Paul is in the bathroom right
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, when you use the handicaps.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I don't play that.
[SPEAKER_08]: That to me is not a sign that says exclusive.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: But we've gone over, you ignore Markham signs.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, that little thing that comes out, that little bar behind the toilet, I refer to that as the wipe-in pole.
[SPEAKER_08]: Anyway, what's up?
[SPEAKER_10]: You down, we'll see you down at the wipe-in pole.
[SPEAKER_08]: The wipe-in pole.
[SPEAKER_08]: So they go in and there's obviously overnight construction work being done at this store because a guys are coming out with heavy equipment and also some Hard hats like they're doing some serious construction.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have no idea what is the boys go in.
[SPEAKER_08]: I pull around 6.05 6.15 then 6.20 oh then 6.25 at 6.30 I'm going
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, and two things are popping into my mind.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like, what are you doing or what type of maniac has absconded with the right back to pick up trucks?
[SPEAKER_08]: I walk in at 640.
[SPEAKER_08]: we don't been there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I am white hot.
[SPEAKER_08]: You got to be.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I expect to see arms full of merchandise at least something accomplished.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: And what I get when I come down the aisle and I see Michael's little head pop around the corner is a look of just they.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they have been apparently asking
[SPEAKER_08]: employees of the mart of wall where these things are and getting different it I don't know what the reason was but for 40 minutes or 35 minutes I think there is wishful thinking that something might be brought out and I not brought out and then there's wishful thinking that maybe it's in a different part of the store but to make a long story short it's buccas it's a non fruitful trip and the link of time usually indicates that there's success right
[SPEAKER_10]: What have you had had handfuls and handfuls of squishies?
[SPEAKER_10]: Would you have been less angry?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, just so you know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I still would have been, what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's what I said.
[SPEAKER_08]: I said, what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_08]: And you know, he's with a friend, so I didn't say what the after you're doing it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I said, what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_07]: And they're still in the toy aisle.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's not like they're in the manager's office or anything.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: you know the manager's office that I come in and the manager is simply wearing a vest Anyway, so I really are you the manager?
[SPEAKER_08]: And then I sang a song not sung a song I sang a song guys
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm free that here's the thing you are so that's the way that they started and it's you know You'll be playing catch up all day not just for the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'm I'm just Flive as old Because as you near the end of spring break
[SPEAKER_10]: There's sometimes a behavioral shift in kids when they are away from their house, for example.
[SPEAKER_10]: Like, after an overnight or a weekend, they come home and they're a little more, you know, maybe a little more annoying, a little more self-centered.
[SPEAKER_10]: They're not quite themselves as- As- As Spring Break continues, is he getting to, is his personality shifting a little bit?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, he's cool right now and he will be distracted over the weekend because he's got a baseball tournament.
[SPEAKER_08]: But then that's when Monday hits hard because Monday will really hit really hard depending also if they go late in the day Sunday.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: It'll be.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I'm cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm cool with everything now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Everything's fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm happy that he is distracted that I don't have to be the crews director for this week.
[SPEAKER_08]: Glitterati that, you know, travel to exotic ports.
[SPEAKER_08]: Another game in Puerto Rico this weekend by, you know, I just, that's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And so it sounds like his friends are in town also.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, you're being paraded that, hey, everyone else is in the Bahamas.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the the friends that he has hung out with the two days, both have parents that I've spoken to, ones I already know.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then the the kids mom yesterday, who was they have multiples.
[SPEAKER_08]: And man, if I think my schedule hauling him around is problematic, you talk to these parents that have two or three and it's, you know, it's nonsense.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would imagine that.
[SPEAKER_08]: So when it was with Julian Robert for a while.
[SPEAKER_10]: There was an era, I think when they were like it about like 11 and 13 to when they were like 14 and 16 because there are about two years apart that Saturdays really required like a chart.
[SPEAKER_10]: Because if you like, well, Robert has to be at the birthday party at the paintball place here, but then Julia has to be at the party at Chuck E. Cheese here and then I've got to pick Robert up at this time and hurt this time and you just spend all day driving.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's all you do.
[SPEAKER_08]: There is straight said it's not like they're trying on bras is something.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it's not that there is anything wrong And work on a pretty long time before you came in and the needos will help with that they will
[SPEAKER_10]: they will.
[SPEAKER_08]: I feel like real.
[SPEAKER_08]: So any who I say salute to the entrepreneurial spirit, which I really did.
[SPEAKER_08]: I like the fact that they are and by the way, I can't do it in school.
[SPEAKER_08]: So he's going to sell my mind.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm fine with that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Just like one just over the school line like where the smokers you stand now.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think that would roll either.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think I can see a suspension in his future.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's got a little bit of a record right now.
[SPEAKER_10]: on the school but I don't think so I think that's the same kind of thing I think that's the same thing you know I mean you know I have only so much control what if they yes he started to offer a tutoring service and then he was a tutor but Mikey won't really tutor because the bonus gift if you chose me as your tutor is a free squishy but you're paying me I don't know $15 for two minutes of tutoring
[SPEAKER_07]: That sounds like, hey, I'm not sound lollipops.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sound high fives and you get a free lollipop.
[SPEAKER_07]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, ladies and gentlemen, if you want to know what really matters in the United States, it's Texas T.
[SPEAKER_08]: What it is, it is Earl.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean yesterday, I will tell you those markets exploded.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't have the details because this is not a financial services program, but I will tell you that Kaboom, Kaboom, the markets did explode yesterday.
[SPEAKER_10]: Why is that Jim Kramer?
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, let me roll my sleeves up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, boy, because the straight of Charlize was Charlize the run.
[SPEAKER_08]: So the run was opened and or trying to be open.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I hope I haven't even looked at the news.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've been so busy with the kidlings that I think everything is still on track, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: We still have a ceasefire in place at least for two weeks.
[SPEAKER_07]: What's going on?
[SPEAKER_07]: I think there was, there was some confusion yesterday where I ran off where I ran like, oh, it's not a ceasefire, but then I guess they settled back down.
[SPEAKER_07]: And now I think J.D.
[SPEAKER_07]: Vance is in charge of negotiations.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's good.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: So, J.D.
[SPEAKER_10]: Vance just needs five minutes in Walmart and everything will be right.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think I need a certain number of needles.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, wait a minute, it says the ceasefire lasted less than 24 hours.
[SPEAKER_10]: I thought it was going to last two weeks, two weeks.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, and I'll look it up again.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, there was a confusion yesterday where Israel started bombing Lebanon again.
[SPEAKER_07]: And Iran said, no, you can't do that during the ceasefire, but I think they then got all back on track.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, I'm looking it up right now, but you were saying again, this is the stock market was driven by the oil.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I was.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I'm just a, I don't, all right.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll see.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right, Josh, this is background music from the Beverly Hill Billy.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, so as of today, April 9th, 2026, the ceasefire situation in the Middle East is fragile and only partially holding, let's see, temper, United States and Iran agree to a temporary two week.
[SPEAKER_08]: Pause, it was meant to stop direct escalation.
[SPEAKER_08]: However, as we say, it's very fragile and could collapse if it takes continue.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fighting is still happening in some places.
[SPEAKER_08]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, so that's where we are right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: And both sides are saying, they do, I don't know, it's crazy time, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: It really is.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I think if you really want to look at our economy, I still think it's all oil.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Bill, if you're Bill, Bill Harrison, 58, Dickie Six, if you are trying to get your news from this show, you are in the wrong spot.
[SPEAKER_10]: I have a very strong suspicion that that 58 is the year that Bill Harrison was born, because that would put him right in the I'm an A whole era.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, you're in great show prep on Bill Harris, and then also that's not your real name.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's a fake.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a fake.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, also Mike, as you look at the economy, did you know, silver was down?
[SPEAKER_10]: It's down to $74 now.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was at 101 when we sold.
[SPEAKER_10]: I just that makes you feel happy, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: Very happy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, because you're an American through through Americans are all about, you know, good for them bad for the other guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the culture of our country.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not everybody, they got there.
[SPEAKER_08]: What is the goal of America, Rob?
[SPEAKER_08]: It is to, it's for one American to separate another American from his money before he can do it to you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right?
[SPEAKER_07]: I guess you're right.
[SPEAKER_08]: I guess you're right.
[SPEAKER_10]: I guess you're right.
[SPEAKER_08]: I become aware of the fact that the human spirit is not really all that lovely and what it really is by and large is I wanna feather my nest and if I have to disrupt your nest to feather mine, so be it.
[SPEAKER_10]: As the senior member, as the senior member of this trio, Mike, who's triad, do you feel that that becomes a more intense feeling as people get older?
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: When people get older, they fear enters into it and they wish to hold on to what is theirs.
[SPEAKER_08]: No matter how much they have, because everybody at different stations of life does not necessarily feel as though what they have is satisfactory.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me explain what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you are somebody of tremendous means, then you usually have more
[SPEAKER_08]: expenses and more stuff and a bigger nut to cover.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it works that way.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you know and the debate's raged on for years.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's why I'm still holding on to my six barrels of oil in the backyard.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just wait very kind to myself.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, six barrels of nitro glycerin Josh.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we've got that, it's all about the ammunition.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's already happening.
[SPEAKER_08]: What is wrong with people today?
[SPEAKER_08]: What is wrong?
[SPEAKER_08]: Why the snark today?
[SPEAKER_08]: Is it because our people are bad moods or what?
[SPEAKER_08]: What?
[SPEAKER_08]: Separate money from one to another.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now let's promote that cruise and bonus subscriptions.
[SPEAKER_08]: How could you be so ignorant, Rob?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's this guy digging it made for giving you a hard time.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know, but I've been so in product.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and I'm proud to be ignorant and I've made a nice career out of it.
[SPEAKER_10]: So, sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I'm not.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wasn't busted on this, but it's just the way it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the way it's the way we do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do the same thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't, I'm not, but I believe that that is really kind of by, by low sell high is the way we roll.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's, that's capitalism, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: Capitalism and capitalism is American.
[SPEAKER_10]: If you want to simplify it to its A's and B's, that's what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, Doug, why don't you, Doug, why don't you be a little more, unless the sarcasm of the snark is starting to get to me on these, these charters and also the sarcasm doesn't really play in the chat room.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, it doesn't.
[SPEAKER_08]: See you on the grid.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to go and says, love my dusty.
[SPEAKER_10]: At a girl.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you, Linda.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you for supporting our fight.
[SPEAKER_08]: Advertising, we appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_08]: As I am not saying, I am not a part of it, Doug.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am a part of it like everybody else, but that's a part of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you think Doug does for a living?
[SPEAKER_08]: What are you going to a card dealership with your trade-in and say, I saw online that this is valued at 20 grand, but you know, I'd like to give it to you for 15.
[SPEAKER_10]: And Doug, you bet.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you be?
[SPEAKER_10]: I did, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_10]: You got me excited.
[SPEAKER_10]: Doug is probably the manager at that card dealership.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's what he does.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so that's where we are with everything.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I think we keep our eyes on it.
[SPEAKER_08]: But any time there's not more blowing up, I'm cool with that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm also cool with it if it helps, you know, the world.
[SPEAKER_08]: And to big oil screw you, right, with your little prices and the rich get rich.
[SPEAKER_10]: I tell you that's the way we need to back or the T-shirt manufacturers.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I know where you can get some that are gross.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm including our new pirate team.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's just too old.
[SPEAKER_10]: The Michael Mara Show is- There we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: You want to play the Dark One one more time since I spent all that time putting these together with my, uh, my AI friends.
[SPEAKER_10]: The Michael Mara Jinglesingers?
[SPEAKER_05]: Michael Mara.
[SPEAKER_05]: The colors here and needy cry.
[SPEAKER_05]: T.M.O.S.
[SPEAKER_05]: Loving till you die, don't you?
[SPEAKER_05]: Be life is crap, be T, a moes is a go Lofter and choose through all these years if you're with us now
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you think if Josh were to come up with like a pirate themed TMOS tri-corner hat that we could put in the store if anything Now that's your dream scenario.
[SPEAKER_08]: If Rob ran the store Yes, the store would look like a bad acid trip It would be, it would really, there would be I mean, we've only had so thin ball hats There would be thin, the Jean Rayburn microphones Yes, that would be for sale.
[SPEAKER_10]: There would be a tri-corner hat That monster cereals
[SPEAKER_08]: Monster cereals Puffets.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, it's speaking of that before we go to our first break here.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do want to thank Linda her for Reaching out.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think she's on a little European Odyssey right now on a break and she sent me a great video of drinking beer out of a horn which was which made me laugh
[SPEAKER_08]: And then she the greatest.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then she was going to a Marionette show.
[SPEAKER_08]: She said, and how did she put it?
[SPEAKER_08]: She's got a very specific way of expressing yourself, which made me laugh out loud.
[SPEAKER_10]: We just one side of her.
[SPEAKER_10]: I wonder what side her students get.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's different.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's so sweet.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you know, Rob, like you,
[SPEAKER_08]: for people to care about other people, it's really, really nice to see when people have experienced loss and Linda and you have gone through the exact same time.
[SPEAKER_10]: Linda was one of the first people that reached out to me when my father passed.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's such a sweet.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's such a tough situation and it's great that she did because it's great to see her.
[SPEAKER_08]: getting back on track because I know you have your ups and your downs.
[SPEAKER_08]: So when she was there and in some courtyard having a beer that made me smile.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I wrote back to her.
[SPEAKER_08]: I said, ha, ha, enjoy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Made my day.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then she said, cheers, mate.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's a picture of what appears to be a
[SPEAKER_08]: I give that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I give like that's obviously her next item of the doubt.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just funny.
[SPEAKER_08]: She's obviously had an adult beverage or two, and she's living her life, and she writes it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, depending on where she is in Europe, it might be more than an adult beverage.
[SPEAKER_08]: Who knows?
[SPEAKER_08]: And as she writes in her way, Mary and that's our creepy as F by the way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so, you know, safe Linda, we miss a loot to you.
[SPEAKER_08]: We will take a break and when we come back, we've got a very weird collection of odd tidbits in the news today and we're not playing choose your news today?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, we're not.
[SPEAKER_10]: And we're back to tidbits, yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, duh, what's JLP?
[SPEAKER_08]: What is that he's doing it again to me?
[SPEAKER_10]: He's doing JLP, John Lennon, preferred.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, Jack, uh, Jerry?
[SPEAKER_08]: You're pissing me off, Doug, I want more explanation.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll take a break and come back on the Michael Mary Show, everybody.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Time for our.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Josh, what these are, these are items that you'll want to discuss with the local cooler.
[SPEAKER_10]: The water cool.
[SPEAKER_10]: Shut up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Someone's saying.
[SPEAKER_08]: Someone asked the internet, what's something you've officially stopped buying in 2026 because the price has become too bad.
[SPEAKER_08]: A lot of people are going through that right now.
[SPEAKER_08]: I found this interesting.
[SPEAKER_08]: Beer at concerts.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, the worst.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_08]: When I said any event, any event, I'm not paying $19 for one beer anymore.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's absurd.
[SPEAKER_08]: Number two, concert tickets themselves.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know Rob, you're a big concert guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: And this is it.
[SPEAKER_10]: It makes it really tough.
[SPEAKER_10]: It really does.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, you know, $75 for a decent concert ticket is a lot of money.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: But the last, do you even want to know what I paid for the last time I saw Paul McCartney?
[SPEAKER_08]: I, uh, it's insane, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, how much did you pay for eight?
[SPEAKER_10]: It was nearing four digits.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's crazy for digits.
[SPEAKER_08]: It really is crazy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, rent meat.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now that's one that I have walked by and said, uh, no, not, no New York state.
[SPEAKER_08]: New York strip is worth that much.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have avoided those.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, you know, you can get a really good deal at Omaha stakes.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I still think I'm, but, um, as far as buying at the store, I ground beef is it.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_10]: And you know, and that's even that we watch because that gets to
[SPEAKER_08]: But you've heard of the discussion fast foods another one, where you sit there really, really.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I think, do you think we tolerate because we're so conditioned to it, that we tolerate fast food a little bit more, I think we did.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think we tolerate it because we've been trained to require it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's the convenience.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's see computer parts that I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I pray my PC outlasts this insane bubble.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what somebody writes I'm not aware what do you know Anything I've got you know, I've got a full tube laying around but other like I know some of the like high-end like graphic cards that are used being used for A crypto have gone up in price but about a common person uses
[SPEAKER_08]: We don't do this as much as, you know, more people that are out there slam the dragon, gas station coffee.
[SPEAKER_08]: Have you been aware of gas station coffee going up?
[SPEAKER_08]: I just paid five sixty for a coffee normal size from a machine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, then you're stupid.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah, that's that.
[SPEAKER_08]: It'd be a little nice.
[SPEAKER_08]: Come on now.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Then the gas station is stupid.
[SPEAKER_10]: They shouldn't be charging that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Netflix after subscribing.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is a person writes this after subscribing for 14 years.
[SPEAKER_08]: They just raise their prices for the second time in less than two years.
[SPEAKER_08]: Other streaming services, including Prime, all the other ones Hulu, also climbing at similar rates.
[SPEAKER_10]: We just canceled two or three streaming services and we added commercials to our Netflix.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because it's just too expensive.
[SPEAKER_07]: I did the same thing added commercials to multiple streaming things.
[SPEAKER_10]: This will release us up to 25 bucks.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, we'll relate to Rob.
[SPEAKER_08]: Spuac Coca-Cola Pepsi and other name brands photos.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my god, if you buy a 12 pack at a regular grocery store, it's like nine bucks now.
[SPEAKER_10]: You got to buy it at like a Costco, and you know, do they send you checks?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, but I mean, that's one of the big money saving things, but the only reason you go there is because it's in with an amount of your house.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mike, that's not true, and you better have the executive membership, so they do send you a check.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's true.
[SPEAKER_08]: The next one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good chocolate.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't like buy a lot of chocolate, but I guess is that a thing?
[SPEAKER_08]: I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't see a lot of chocolate that I was interested in buying even during the holidays.
[SPEAKER_10]: We had our meal was catered by Godiva and it was expensive.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, cereal is the next one on the list.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now I buy cereal because I think it's gotten cheaper.
[SPEAKER_10]: We've gotten bigger boxes and they've come down on the price.
[SPEAKER_10]: What happened is they, I think it was general mills led the lead on this.
[SPEAKER_10]: They got rid of cereal coupons and that allowed them to lower the price overall.
[SPEAKER_10]: It says cereal is not so bad now.
[SPEAKER_08]: It says you're more toys.
[SPEAKER_08]: Family size are the size normal boxes were five years ago.
[SPEAKER_08]: I agree with that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they get you.
[SPEAKER_10]: But Josh misses the little submarine with the baking soda that goes up and down in the pool.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they'll mail salon, tell me about it.
[SPEAKER_08]: If I can't offer anything, car washes, and down here, the car washes are more reasonable.
[SPEAKER_08]: They have the the monthlys that that everybody has.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you do it, but still the monthlys know that I didn't know this week and I didn't notice price increase.
[SPEAKER_08]: Rob, how much did your twizzlers cost recently?
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, like, uh, just like a movie movie theater style pack.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_10]: Like I'd like to 50 it Walmart, I think.
[SPEAKER_08]: They used to be $1.99 for the pound bag.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now they are $5.99.
[SPEAKER_10]: Too much.
[SPEAKER_10]: Not real liquor issue either.
[SPEAKER_08]: And here's one that's going to kill Robbs Bewack.
[SPEAKER_08]: For some reason, he's all applied to him.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because I'm a consumer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Helium.
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... guy rights i bought an industrial rob rights i bought an industrial gas tank during covid so i could fill balloons for all the parties my daughter attends i'm just about out but i won't be re-filling it i still use my own freedom that i thought oh you did that with the thing that's a very very clever i was that you really got my there you know space yes you believed he had a million right to the side
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe we should do a show like this.
[SPEAKER_01]: Good morning, Mike.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, we're done with that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just something that we can play with.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_08]: A new study of more than 3 million people found that people who ate more chocolate, more cheese, and fermented dairy-like yogurt had lower death rates, especially from hot disease.
[SPEAKER_10]: Because they're waiting to take up crime.
[SPEAKER_08]: The idea is that these foods help your gut.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yogurt has good bacteria, chocolate has compounds that support your heart health, but not all fermented foods made.
[SPEAKER_08]: The list, sourdough bread and miso were not shown to be as healthy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I eat miso soup, everything.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, miso horny.
[SPEAKER_08]: Miso horny.
[SPEAKER_08]: The most important thing to watch, of course, what do you think it is?
[SPEAKER_08]: What's the thing we have to watch more than anything?
[SPEAKER_10]: No.
[SPEAKER_10]: a poison.
[SPEAKER_08]: No sugar.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I love sugar.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know you don't.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know.
[SPEAKER_08]: But you're doing better.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you drink in this morning?
[SPEAKER_10]: This morning, I'm having a polar shelter in black chair.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love and you're starting to get used to it, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but I still start today with a coke, which is a big cut down, but you know what?
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm doing my best.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good for you.
[SPEAKER_10]: Longer
[SPEAKER_08]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Science finally settled into debate of who's farts smell worse than men or woman.
[SPEAKER_08]: Women, do you have a fanfare?
[SPEAKER_08]: This is big news and I know people are going to be waiting for the answer of this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_08]: A scientific experiment had 16 men and women eat gassy foods and they used rectal tubes.
[SPEAKER_08]: and gas bags in a lab just look for the fanfare just look for the fanfare I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it
[SPEAKER_08]: of women had a much greater odor intensity.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not a fanfare.
[SPEAKER_08]: But that's all right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, and man.
[SPEAKER_08]: Men produced a larger volume of gas per tut, researchers say volume can make a bigger impact on noses than the concentration of rotten smell.
[SPEAKER_08]: So the difference between the sexes balanced out in real life.
[SPEAKER_08]: But there it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I think sometimes it has to do with women being ladylike and holding it in.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I don't think that has anything to do with it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now we'll do our own test on the cruise next year.
[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_10]: And besides, if you're at a record store, pick up all the CDs from the rectal tubes, they're a great band.
[SPEAKER_10]: I am now exercising.
[SPEAKER_10]: Just a little bit.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: But I know you want to say how hard you want to be.
[SPEAKER_10]: You want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want me to be, you want
[SPEAKER_08]: See ya then, jump the gun yesterday and post an article and video entitled, remembering the life of actor Michael J.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fox.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, no, I hate when this happens.
[SPEAKER_08]: Michael's rep quickly denied his death saying he's doing great and nothing that he was
[SPEAKER_08]: that he was just at a major media event called Paley Fest on Tuesday, where he was giving interviews, then CNN issued a statement saying, quote, the package was published in error.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have removed it from our platforms and send our apologies to Michael J.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fox.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's look forward to seeing it soon.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's really sad that, you know, their information that CNN got was so shaky.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's terrible.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_08]: And the letters to Rob's P-Wax.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_10]: Chicago's 606, oh, no.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look, we've known, I think, we've known for years, probably most people too, that the media outlets put things in the can for celebrities that are a little long in the tooth, or have some sort of medical issues.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I think that's not unusual.
[SPEAKER_08]: Somebody just jumped the gun.
[SPEAKER_08]: I guess they liked the package so much.
[SPEAKER_08]: They were eager.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_10]: Have you ever seen yours?
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, no, I have it, but thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: That might be the second-haids joke in Nicky Glaser.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, she doesn't mind sharing, and she says she doesn't care if her on again, off again, boyfriend Chris Convie in a relation to Bert.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, hooks up with other women.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's your quote.
[SPEAKER_08]: In fact, I kind of like it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, it's not a two way street though because she doesn't mess around when she's in a relationship.
[SPEAKER_08]: She just wants a guy that other girls want, but Nicky does draw a line at sending memes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's her quote, if he were to watch the wire with her or do crossword puzzles, or send memes and stuff, I'd be like, what the effort you're doing, that's our thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is a woman who is troubled.
[SPEAKER_10]: to live a new special coming out, because this is an odd thing to lead to.
[SPEAKER_08]: Probably what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: She's doing the interview circuit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Emotional cheating would hurt me.
[SPEAKER_08]: She also added that when she first met Chris, all the way back in 2013, she'd asked for all the details of his past, hookups and girlfriends.
[SPEAKER_08]: She said it was like four play for her because it made her, quote, horny to think about him doing that with other girls.
[SPEAKER_08]: So she's been very, very nice.
[SPEAKER_08]: And this laser just got kicked off of dancing with the stars.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so there it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: So she's promoting that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you enjoy her comedy?
[SPEAKER_10]: I do.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think if he glazes very, very funny, I think he would enjoy the job at the award shows.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you enjoy her presence?
[SPEAKER_10]: I think she's very pretty.
[SPEAKER_10]: I like her.
[SPEAKER_10]: twilight for the robber's creepy she's going hammison commercial now that's playing constantly now is it for the is it for the uh... website or the fact that she is an amish on your whole tone change is making me it's grossed to me out that's why i like to think of her doing other men
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Your parents come to you when they have a question about tech or AI, and you go to them when you have a question about how to handle an RA, but overall, who's the sharpest knife in the door?
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm?
[SPEAKER_08]: Hmm?
[SPEAKER_08]: A random online poll asked you, you personally feel like you're currently smarter than your parents, 48% of people said yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right about the halfway mark.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Another 19% said they're smarter than one
[SPEAKER_10]: That's where I'd be because I'm smarter than my mom.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, my mom is smarter than me, but ever since my dad died, I've got the edge.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, I think I can figure that out.
[SPEAKER_08]: 31% said they're not smarter than their parents.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think I'm smarter than either one of my parents.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they're both gone, but I don't think I'm smarter.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think that they have, I mean, I think that they, because they're older by definition, they'll have more wisdom, more life experience.
[SPEAKER_08]: wisdom and I think my father in my father's case, you know, the education, his Jesuit holy cross, you know, education where he was, you know, the classics and all that good stuff that they get.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I think back in the day,
[SPEAKER_08]: I think the, the nose was to the grindstone a little bit more academically.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think there's a lot of BS that goes on with academics now.
[SPEAKER_10]: My father was spent so much time in the world of business.
[SPEAKER_10]: I never did anything financial or business related without consulting him.
[SPEAKER_10]: I missed that.
[SPEAKER_10]: I really missed that.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's too bad.
[SPEAKER_08]: What a go HPS.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you for that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And finally, today two men in their 50s were arrested in what state?
[SPEAKER_08]: Mine.
[SPEAKER_08]: They were driving around with a dead alligator strapped to the roof of their car.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, just let that sit there for a second.
[SPEAKER_08]: Apparently, you can't do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Several people even tried to warn them that they could get in big trouble.
[SPEAKER_08]: So at one point, they tried covering it with a white sheet.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, that helps.
[SPEAKER_08]: Eventually, the cops caught up with them.
[SPEAKER_08]: The guy claimed they didn't kill the alligator.
[SPEAKER_08]: They said they found it as a roadkill on the side of the road, and we're planning to take it to a taxidermy place to have it stuffed.
[SPEAKER_08]: wonderful.
[SPEAKER_08]: Both men were arrested and charged.
[SPEAKER_08]: They were booked and later freed after posting $5,000 bond a piece.
[SPEAKER_08]: They will be back in court on April 28th.
[SPEAKER_08]: When told of this story, HHS Secretary, R. F. K. Jr. said, way to go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sorry, I had to get fat in road kill.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sorry, we have take a break.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll come back with more fun right here on the Michael Mary Show every body.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Welcome back to the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Whoa, whoa, it is time for a spy report from the backyard of Leesburg and the streets and
[SPEAKER_08]: all that going on and well Northern Virginia in general you got a lot of Nova stuff for us today Northern Virginia if you are not familiar with the area of Washington DC is a delightful suburban area of DC and I remember as I think many of us are of next door the app where people can get on and and say stupid things and post pictures of yourself and say happy Easter but what I have done is I've gone through and I've gotten some of the more
[SPEAKER_10]: hard-hitting news stories in Leesburg as far as what's going on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Incidentally, one of the most horrific date lines I have ever seen.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, I took in last night about Fairfax County and a, uh, I arrest employee that murdered his wife.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, so he could be with his op hair.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was, uh, pretty evil stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, about as evil as it gets, very, very odd.
[SPEAKER_10]: What happens is you get your Fairfax County guys and they are working in DC high pressure jobs and they've got to, you know, kill their wife sometimes.
[SPEAKER_10]: Also, they're spies.
[SPEAKER_08]: Very interesting.
[SPEAKER_10]: We don't have as much of that out here because as I go to our lead story, Mike.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, from Leesburg.
[SPEAKER_10]: I like the people that just use their initials because they want to preserve some of their, I guess, anonymity.
[SPEAKER_10]: Erectile stability.
[SPEAKER_10]: He posted a three second video that you can't see anything, and here is the caption.
[SPEAKER_10]: Big Black Baron, our neighborhood last night down the street from Loudon County High School, called Animal Control, said they won't charge, just hissed and growled at us, enjoyed a couple of burn feeders, and trash cans then left.
[SPEAKER_10]: So watch out.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the spy report from the neighborhood you're out there.
[SPEAKER_10]: This from SS in Beauregard is states.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't even know where Beauregard is states as could be anywhere in the United States Probably does anyone know who or why someone put Easter eggs in all of the mailboxes on our street with money in them We are afraid to open them.
[SPEAKER_10]: It does not say who did this real money like yeah There's a lot of dollar bills There's the picture of the eggs
[SPEAKER_08]: God are we a fearful society right really are but I mean do you have that much money Christians that you're running around putting eggs in people's mailboxes well I mean I think it's kind of a nice thing to do during these difficult times for people you know where you just running around going uh... url we got one of those uh... those lavender easter eggs in the thing and uh... i think it came from the church uh... mariam said that she found a dollar bill in it what do you think we have here and i'm trying to see what it
[SPEAKER_09]: My hands, my hands are gone.
[SPEAKER_10]: Miriam got a dollar all we got was powder.
[SPEAKER_09]: And my wife can't make dinner anymore.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, people are so lazy.
[SPEAKER_10]: And this is the most common kind of post.
[SPEAKER_10]: And these are three in a row.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I think I know where you're going.
[SPEAKER_08]: I guess this is the type of post where someone that could easily find this information by doing the minimum amount of work.
[SPEAKER_10]: know that they're already on their computer to make the post.
[SPEAKER_10]: Why not Google?
[SPEAKER_10]: But no, you've got to go to social and I have a hard time even calling this social media because these are all stupid people.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I'll stick by that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Joshua Ross in Lakes at Red Rock, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm looking for someone, my grass.
[SPEAKER_10]: and wondering what people pay to get an idea of what's reasonable expected.
[SPEAKER_10]: My lot is point four acres, and I'd estimate half of that is grass, which means I think he's talking about the lot with the house.
[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, a walk through the neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Can probably garner you that information.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: That would think, you know.
[SPEAKER_10]: We're looking for weekly trims with edging.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look out.
[SPEAKER_10]: Meanwhile, I'm Loudon Valley 2, which is of course the sequel to Loudon Valley 1.
[SPEAKER_10]: Angel Jackson writes, hello.
[SPEAKER_10]: Looking for a plumber.
[SPEAKER_10]: Can I ask you a question before you can tell you?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: When you say Loudon Valley 1 and 2, is it that sprawling that these are 2?
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, it's just, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't live there, dude.
[SPEAKER_10]: Nobody knows Mike.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm just going with what the people say generally when I've seen neighborhoods one and two.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: One is on the right hand side of the main road.
[SPEAKER_07]: Two is on the left hand side.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that would make good sense.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's how they that's probably how they laid this region out when they were serving.
[SPEAKER_10]: north and south or east and west and if we're really being clever you will say uh oh that's uh that's the neighbors over in loud and valley one i live in the sequel better um looking for plumber slash handyman it's leaking onto the second floor from the third floor i need someone to fix the leak any recommendations like a plumber
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, it would seem to me, the urgency of having water coming through a ceiling would really, you know, that you might want to take the extra step, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: But who takes the cake, Mike, is John Doe.
[SPEAKER_10]: And his name is not spelled like the fake John Doe, it's DO.
[SPEAKER_10]: So maybe he's from out of town.
[SPEAKER_10]: John Doe.
[SPEAKER_10]: He's in wage flux, rich, which, again, I don't know, here's his entire post.
[SPEAKER_08]: there it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they think they really do think they're going to get some miraculous bargain by the way.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, exactly like something.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm licensed.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll do it for you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are people on their respondent to these?
[SPEAKER_07]: They're on a mound to the wind.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not a lot on the recommendation.
[SPEAKER_10]: Get a lot of replies on this next one from Denise Smith, who lives at University Center.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's up to the, I do know where that is.
[SPEAKER_10]: That is between
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you can.
[SPEAKER_10]: Denise Smith writes, looking for recommendations for a massage therapist who does home visits.
[SPEAKER_10]: Any suggestions?
[SPEAKER_10]: I hope you can all enjoy the beautiful day today.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then there are one, two, three, four, good recommendations, but this is the best reply from AS.
[SPEAKER_10]: Can anyone recommend a woman missus?
[SPEAKER_09]: There it is, that's so hard to do.
[SPEAKER_10]: He wants it, oh no, bad news for Rita Petnalk, Mike.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know Rita, she lives in Laudon Valley too as well.
[SPEAKER_10]: The Laudon Valley sequel.
[SPEAKER_08]: She lives in the sequel.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's exciting.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, there is a boy going around the neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_10]: He took my medicine packet that was just delivered at my door.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, that's, there you go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Salute.
[SPEAKER_08]: Salute, Northern Virginians.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, by the way, speaking of doing your own work.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Manly, manly, manual, manual, manly labor.
[SPEAKER_08]: For me, yesterday, I took the little product that I bought at your favorite store.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you've seen it because they all put the same things on the same store.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's that saw with the pole, the saw on the right of a pole.
[SPEAKER_10]: And extended pole for certain trees.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a tree.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a tree tremor and I am telling you that, you know, even the smallest of limbs when you make an effort to go through those limbs, I realize as my late Aunt Kitty said, I am as weak as a kitten.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now I did it, but I do not blame the tool.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't blame the tool at all, and I successfully got two-thirds through the job, but by the time, I was moving on to the third limb just a week as a kid.
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way, they said with this ruptured muscle here, the ruptured tendon, that there would be a percentage loss of strength and they're absolutely right.
[SPEAKER_10]: So is there a limb just hanging now or did you finish it?
[SPEAKER_08]: I got a tree in the backyard, can't tell you whether it's an oak and an elm, it's not one of them, you know, palm tree things, it's like a solid tree and the limbs, the limbs get out of control and a couple of weeks ago when they were trimming through the neighborhood, they made it very clear to me that that limb is not on the community property, it is on my property.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that's when I acquired this because I'm not going to pay the tree services.
[SPEAKER_08]: We had the inflation costs earlier in the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would go out and get this and so I got the little hook that you have.
[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, it's got a saw on it and it appears to have some sort of pruning shear device where you pull a handle string for the smaller limb.
[SPEAKER_08]: and it, and it chops, the limbs were too big, and I sawed, and I sawed, and I sawed, and I am here to say partially successful, but it's a can't wait for you to finish because then you can finally say, I came, I sawed, I conquered.
[SPEAKER_08]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: What Josh, what are you going to say?
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a tough angle for anyone.
[SPEAKER_07]: It is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just trying to move the pole up and down and back and forth.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what the pros have, the pros have this like a chain saw with I think it's a gas powered chain saw where it's a pole with the chains saw me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Tastic item.
[SPEAKER_08]: I couldn't get them to loan it to me.
[SPEAKER_10]: And Reese, that's not appropriate.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's all.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, you want to talk about urgency.
[SPEAKER_10]: you're funny man.
[SPEAKER_10]: You want to talk about urgency.
[SPEAKER_10]: This comes from Kathy Shepard and lands down on the Potomac and I bet everyone that lives there is an A-hole based on the name.
[SPEAKER_10]: Where do you live?
[SPEAKER_10]: Lines down on the Potomac?
[SPEAKER_10]: One or two.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is just primary.
[SPEAKER_10]: She's one of the settlers and you want to talk about urgency she writes.
[SPEAKER_10]: Water heater is out, water heater is out, requires replacement by Friday.
[SPEAKER_10]: Considering tankless any advice if your water heater is out don't wait till Friday replace your water here Yeah, you need that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know what the rule is although and you know look you can say Google.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not Google anymore Rob you're you're it's a guy
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a high because that is the, but I have a search engine that defaults to Google and I'm trying to get it to default to the AI portion of Google and it doesn't seem to wish to go back to that.
[SPEAKER_08]: It doesn't seem to help me with that, but that is what I end up doing.
[SPEAKER_08]: I flip it over to the AI exclusively because it's not Google's old news, doesn't function anymore.
[SPEAKER_08]: For me, please.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think these people, if we could get them to Google, that might be a good first step.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then we can get them to AI.
[SPEAKER_10]: But you mentioned AI and this guy is named Ashish Gunari.
[SPEAKER_10]: He lives in Potomac Station and I'm going to read this in the tone.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think in which it was written.
[SPEAKER_10]: I have a message for him though.
[SPEAKER_10]: What's the name again?
[SPEAKER_10]: Ashish Gunari.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've got this for him.
[SPEAKER_10]: The rent stays like a before.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know why I played that.
[SPEAKER_10]: He says anyone good who can do some investigative work So I'm thinking already.
[SPEAKER_10]: He wants a detective or something.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_10]: You rob.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right.
[SPEAKER_10]: I got wops, hornets, yellow jacket kind of bugs in my covered patio and before anyone Shouts honeybee.
[SPEAKER_10]: I want you to know I uploaded pictures to several AI models and it's not honeybee
[SPEAKER_10]: I spray to kill them every day, but there are new ones the next day.
[SPEAKER_10]: The temperate in the covered by guess the temperature in the covered patio is the same as the outside patio, so not sure why they're so eager to come in.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't see nests.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, uh, speaking of investigators, I, uh, I have to say this is that you're last one that you have.
[SPEAKER_10]: I have two more for you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, two more.
[SPEAKER_08]: Go go and then I'll tell you my, uh, my very brief private.
[SPEAKER_10]: All right, Mike, uh, Joe Delgado is in the preserves at Goose Creek.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm sure you can't stay like a buffalo.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm sure you played Goose Creek, loving lovely club, very pretty club.
[SPEAKER_10]: My tub is too low.
[SPEAKER_10]: I want a tub, I can get into and actually have the water go higher than my knees.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_05]: Lock out.
[SPEAKER_10]: Want to rip out the tub and replace it with a deeper tub.
[SPEAKER_10]: How high is it tall tub?
[SPEAKER_10]: And how much does this cost?
[SPEAKER_10]: On average.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's, you know, we know who we're dealing with here.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is this is seniors that are that are new to the game.
[SPEAKER_08]: My mother, God rest her soul would negotiate A.
[SPEAKER_08]: My mother would be all over it.
[SPEAKER_08]: She would be all over it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, she just refused back in her day to even deal with the tech.
[SPEAKER_08]: But once it got to the point,
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think she would be saying, where are we going to get the guy to fix it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Where are we going to guy?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you know.
[SPEAKER_10]: And we close with this, this, you know, we talked yesterday about love on the spectrum and how it's just about making people feel good, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: My MPFG.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: I close with this because people on next door really care.
[SPEAKER_10]: AB and Ashburn Virginia writes, I always see a lot of posts about pets.
[SPEAKER_10]: So say hi to my guinea pigs, Malina Marshmello and Helbrum.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, look at them delicious.
[SPEAKER_10]: They are, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, just looking at all the comments that picture got.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you can't know the comments in 97 hearts.
[SPEAKER_08]: I forgot what country it is, but I believe it's South America, where that is a, a very, very normal food source.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but it needs.
[SPEAKER_10]: It needs more wing sauce.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's just speaking of P.I.s.
[SPEAKER_08]: A, uh,
[SPEAKER_08]: friend of mine had probably one of the most I would say ethical discussions with a private investigator that one could have.
[SPEAKER_08]: This friend was just trying to get some information on a particular situation during a bad breakup and that friend said the P.I.
[SPEAKER_08]: said to my friend, what are you doing it for?
[SPEAKER_08]: And my friend looked at him and just did the money son.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, for money just because I don't want to say doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_08]: Even if you prove this or that or that and didn't take the business where that that person could have and I always found that I mean my friend always found that
[SPEAKER_08]: The product investigator from Fairfax, Virginia, very, very credible and very respectable.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you wouldn't think that was a respectable thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: You'd think there'd be some grifting going on.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, especially if you see the average inspector on TV, you know, he's always out to get a buck.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, well, this is a licensed private investigator.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's very stunned.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gary Stein.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you, Gary.
[SPEAKER_08]: Welcome to Gary.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We'll take a break when we come back, Josh, and I'm going to talk a little baseball because I've changed my view.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll be right back.
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[SPEAKER_08]: The bonus show this week.
[SPEAKER_08]: We are going to have for all our survivalists out there.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're going to have a a decent segment talking about survival.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the myths that are out there.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a lot of misinformation that people get.
[SPEAKER_08]: stuff you see in movies and stuff that I think so I mean just things advice you might get from people or you might see something online you might see something on the tube that tells you that and also if you were ever in a situation where you know you were concerned that you might be you know up a creek without a paddle we'll do that on the boner show this week but first I wanted to get an update we had somebody ask about the boner again
[SPEAKER_08]: I want to ask about the Red Sox and I'm here to say it just I've never had a professional sports team that One two and a row that meant more to me at a who cares part of the season than the Boston Red Sox winning yesterday.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you feel that this is going to continue into the later part of the season and I do a more enthusiastic fan again.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think so, right now, I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think they're very fortunate.
[SPEAKER_08]: I, it's, it look at, at four and eight, you know what I mean at four and a, if it had been, what if it was a two and 12 that would have been or two and ten or two and 11, that would have been, it just over before it began.
[SPEAKER_10]: I really think that's what it was.
[SPEAKER_10]: You think the win another game this year?
[SPEAKER_07]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: The way the American League is right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: I believe there's only three teams with a record above 500.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that's a good thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm here to say that, you know, you're telling me there is a chance.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I also want to reiterate that the YouTube Highlight Reels offered by these various leagues.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, maybe the greatest things since sliced bread because you can be a sports fan and digest everything You want and need to digest and you can do it in a time effective way baseball in particular Hockey games also.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's true.
[SPEAKER_10]: You can apply the baseball move slowly
[SPEAKER_10]: just a tad just that but you'll love the name of the winning pitcher for the red socks yesterday are you ready to go sunny gray that's a that's like a 1930s name how is sunny gray sunny gray was killed at the New York national season to that I'm just glad that you're back in the baseball even in last place
[SPEAKER_07]: you know it doesn't matter see he has to twist that you know what he is very very subtle how he's a look at the face no he's cocky because his president is president you know I mean he is here about that my you know you're right it's baseball season I can't hear his ball he cares enough to vote but he loves baseball that's what he love who is the biggest opponent right now who is the one that is a really gold standard
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I end in the in the division that the red socks are in.
[SPEAKER_10]: Who do they really have to watch out for the Yankees?
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, okay, so they bought a good team this year.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, they bought it.
[SPEAKER_08]: They buy a good team everywhere.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they've got that as far as the oil.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I don't even know how they're doing because they don't pay attention.
[SPEAKER_08]: How are they doing?
[SPEAKER_07]: Six and six.
[SPEAKER_07]: They've won three in a row.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Three in a row.
[SPEAKER_07]: Four boards love the score board.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, let me ask you this about your Baltimore Orioles.
[SPEAKER_08]: The future prospect, you do, Rob, Josh does a program.
[SPEAKER_08]: You might not be aware of.
[SPEAKER_08]: How is that?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's section 336 that is on, is it on the home and garden channel?
[SPEAKER_08]: Did I get it right?
[SPEAKER_10]: Did I get it right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't try to mess that up.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was I was searching by section 336 is Josh's.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a wonderful podcast.
[SPEAKER_08]: How often do you offer that to weekly?
[SPEAKER_08]: Josh weekly.
[SPEAKER_08]: He does it with my friend.
[SPEAKER_08]: Your friend Josh's brother.
[SPEAKER_08]: What are you offering?
[SPEAKER_08]: What are you in Matt offering on the podcast?
[SPEAKER_08]: This week, Mr. Soros.
[SPEAKER_07]: Have you done yet?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we recorded three games ago when they were, when they were, what, three and six.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it was negative, but we weren't too concerned.
[SPEAKER_07]: We felt like it was gonna turn around.
[SPEAKER_08]: Would you say that being a sports broadcaster and talking about sports exclusively, that it is easier to do a podcast when they are sucking them when they are winning?
[SPEAKER_07]: It is easier to do a podcast when they are winning because we're excited.
[SPEAKER_07]: The suckin' wears out during the off season.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, I guess.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've done way too many podcasts of them being a bad team.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm saying for my supper when WJFK flipped to sports.
[SPEAKER_08]: I tried to convince the powers that I could do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was a predetermined thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: They never really considered me before.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, we had a chance.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I would imagine that you're absolutely right.
[SPEAKER_08]: As time goes on, the anthem of suckitude would get really crispy and contribute to the
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I think if you're doing it full-time on the radio and taking phone calls, then the team suck in is fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, everyone.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Everyone pictures about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, through that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Are you looking forward to the next episode where you have some more optimistic stuff to talk about?
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, no.
[SPEAKER_07]: If we were really, actually optimistic this week.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, you know, as far as the rest of us, broadcasters that I look in on first of all when you're trying to find radio guys, the digital, the digital presence of radio stations, have you noticed it's still
[SPEAKER_08]: ass backwards.
[SPEAKER_08]: They still haven't caught up and figured out how to do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no, they all have it, but they're also stupid.
[SPEAKER_07]: They don't open it up and they try to control it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And they try to say, well, you have to come to my website instead of the streaming site that every other radio stations are on.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's why they all get 11 views because that's how they roll with that.
[SPEAKER_08]: The New York
[SPEAKER_08]: We got a raven that is supposed to be really this is what I've heard.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe he's six eight.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That's your.
[SPEAKER_08]: When was the last movie show you guys did we recorded yesterday and what is the movie?
[SPEAKER_08]: What is the movie this week?
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_10]: Josh liked it.
[SPEAKER_10]: He liked it more than he thought it would.
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... rob would you like to give me the uh... straight line from shon can connery where i do my standard impression here we go yes and i i told josh during the podcast this is the best scene in the movie maybe the best scene in all bond movie let me make a little sound effect going into it
[SPEAKER_10]: Do you expect me to talk?
[SPEAKER_10]: Boom!
[SPEAKER_10]: Mr. Baud!
[SPEAKER_10]: I expect you to die!
[SPEAKER_10]: Here's something that I found out that you'd hear on the pocket.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you know that guy, Gert Frope, who played Goldfinger, or at Goldfinger?
[SPEAKER_10]: All of his lines were dubbed.
[SPEAKER_10]: because he had such a hard time with English with his Dutch accent.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, and you know if you're going to dub him make him really super clear.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, but even dubbed he sounds like that.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's fascinating.
[SPEAKER_10]: Great.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh great hat.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, fantastic hat.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Jerry.
[SPEAKER_10]: I kind of feel weird, Mike, because it's master's weekend and no one cares.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have done a master's bit.
[SPEAKER_08]: almost every year for about a decade.
[SPEAKER_10]: At least more than that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have not the least amount of desire to do with this year because I just don't think it's got the thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: The only thing that's been in the news for golf is, you know, Tiger getting a DUI.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's about it.
[SPEAKER_10]: I feel, you know, what all of this, it's a beautiful presentation.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's a great thing to put on on a Sunday.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, look, and I mean, I'm a good one.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm a good one.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm a good enough golf fan, but, you know,
[SPEAKER_10]: But it's it's sad.
[SPEAKER_10]: I feel worse for Jim Nance because this was going to be his signature event that he was going to eventually years down the road.
[SPEAKER_08]: When you're when you're a marquee player is so dull.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so disinterested in, you know, showing anybody any kind of personality, Scotty Schaffler.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just I don't know anybody that says, man, I love that Scotty Schaffler.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nobody says that.
[SPEAKER_08]: People say he's a great player, which he is, but nobody says that you have to have if you're going to really, really put a sport like that on the map.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then people's minds, you have to have a guy that's got some liveliness like Tiger did back in that day.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, if he rolls a car or two.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not sure that's the right way to do it the way the comeback tiger is no longer relevant either because he's I think he's committed his last error people are a great tire to the whole.
[SPEAKER_10]: And also when you see the much mugshot he's just not cute anymore
[SPEAKER_10]: I like that, that's good.
[SPEAKER_10]: So they're doing everything they can.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think to sort of pump up the master's.
[SPEAKER_10]: And again, I will look in, but this is not the move to do.
[SPEAKER_10]: Don't put Jason Kelsey on.
[SPEAKER_10]: on the, on the course in a jumpsuit like a caddy would wear and try to make it be exciting.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm so tired of heavy off the ground.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to be mingling around this part three contest grounds here at a gust of national golf club.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm out here with the patrons.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody's excited for today, guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we are.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got my Augusta National Chair, I got my cooler about 18 sandwiches in here and one of the things I'm looking forward to most today.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have never seen a whole and one in person and there's more than enough part 3's out here to make it happen.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've been told whole 7 in particular.
[SPEAKER_10]: First of all he looks like he's been hired to clean up the highway.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I mean, that's the standard, you know, outfit that all the cadets just opposed to where it gets out there and yells and stuff and that's not the master's to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: It doesn't, it's obviously an attempt to generate some interest and the tournament, by the way, with all this, go as a caddy or as a fan.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, he's covering.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's doing work for you know what?
[SPEAKER_08]: it is as solid as the concept of having him do that, you know, start it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just not there.
[SPEAKER_08]: But let me say this.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have been there.
[SPEAKER_08]: The tournament itself is amazing, but you are, you know, until they get their act together and get all the great players together again, where you do have
[SPEAKER_08]: it's just as it's dull as a box of cotton balls.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I hate that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wish I love golf.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I love that sport.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would love to see more interesting players.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, he does.
[SPEAKER_10]: I watched about 25 minutes of the par three contest before I realized it was a happy Gilmour two.
[SPEAKER_10]: And they're different.
[SPEAKER_10]: You don't want to.
[SPEAKER_08]: The exact same thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Best thing I have seen in recent memory and this was multiple years back I believe at least three years back was when they had the par three contest.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and Jack Nicholas had his grandson get up and hit a shot on the par three and he got a home one and that was special and by the way Jason, you've never seen one if you'd played with me, you would have seen two.
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[SPEAKER_10]: So if you really wanted to piss off a neighbor, that might be something you might want to hang under your deck just today.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just give me it for a day and that would go up around 10 o'clock at night.
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[SPEAKER_10]: 545 right before you leave for Walmart.
[SPEAKER_10]: Things like go with the kinetic sounds fair.
[SPEAKER_08]: They appear to be in a rural area, Rob.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think they got away with it.
[SPEAKER_10]: OK. And let's close with, I like a good prank phone call, especially one that has a little bit of technique to it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Here's a gentleman calling a gust of national, asking for a tea time this week.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, me and my buddy were looking to get out on Twilight tonight.
[SPEAKER_04]: You guys have any openings?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm touching nothing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a key time to be available.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, is something going on?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, it is correct.
[SPEAKER_03]: The master's on his mother.
[SPEAKER_04]: The master's?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Any chance we could sneak up?
[SPEAKER_04]: Any chance we could sneak out after we're at her.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Simple as good like recipe, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: I work for me.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, can I sneak out after like I have a twilight thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I find light special.
[SPEAKER_10]: Like it may be like 730 on Saturday night might be nice.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just counted right.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love that.
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