[SPEAKER_08]: Sit back relax, and have a bucket, dress, dress, dress.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna drink in bro's fake news, everybody bringing you the realists, fake his news from over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna do the Monday morning recap on drinking bro's sports after this.
[SPEAKER_03]: National championship is tonight's Michigan versus UConn, Michigan's been lighting people up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, I'm dialing it up by 50 and every game it feels like.
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... should be a fun when the body hurley's uh... brother dan is the head coach over there i didn't if you would told me twenty years ago that was going to be the most famous hurley in the family i would have said you're out of your mind
[SPEAKER_03]: I would have said you were absolutely crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have Bobby is Dan's brother now?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's weird, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, Bobby was famous for ever, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was the greatest, one of the greatest teams of all time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now we'll see if his brother can actually be the greatest coach of all time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you think that was one of the greatest, uh, co-class, well, two hundred percent.
[SPEAKER_03]: That Christian-Later team, they did a recent survey of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And even, even Chris Weber in those guys, Fab Five, said that Christian-Later team was,
[SPEAKER_03]: was unbelievable.
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, that moment last second shot against Kentucky.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah dude, that was a squad dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then they also beat that grandma mon team with the UNLV and those guys.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean that team was great.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know how much Bobby Hurley was a part of the greatness.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was the point guard.
[SPEAKER_05]: He benefited a lot from having
[SPEAKER_05]: to wait for the best forward in the history of college basketball on his team.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's be real.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bobby Hurley was a pest.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love him, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's those are my favorite guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are the dudes that I like and his brothers the same way.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's just the past with the referees.
[SPEAKER_03]: Either way, we watching that tonight.
[SPEAKER_03]: And, uh, gambling on amybookie.com, promo code drinking bros doubles at first to pause it all the way up to $1,000 plus selfishly we've got Michigan for hard AF Salter, so let's go!
[SPEAKER_03]: All right kids, it's Monday!
[SPEAKER_03]: We always start with the memes, Anthony, where we got here today.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, this first one's called Always Chuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: Always Chuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's Chuck Norris and every movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I was tagged in this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love this one.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, Pete Chuck Norris.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Batman, greatest joke I've ever do, it's out of the way.
[SPEAKER_05]: Shaws.
[SPEAKER_05]: He should have been better if he kicked a fucking shark in the face.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I thought it was going.
[SPEAKER_03]: When I watched it over the weekend, I thought he was going to kick the shark in the face.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: He did not.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: He did not.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do we got up next here?
[SPEAKER_05]: This one's Helen Keller jokes by Kermit the Frog.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Here are six of my favorite jokes about Helen Keller.
[SPEAKER_01]: Number one, do you know what Helen Keller's favorite color was?
[SPEAKER_01]: Quarter Roy, number two, did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
[SPEAKER_01]: Neither did she, number three, why were Helen Keller's hands purple?
[SPEAKER_01]: Because she heard it through the grapevine.
[SPEAKER_01]: Number four, do you know why Helen Keller will be played piano with one hand?
[SPEAKER_01]: because she's saying with the other.
[SPEAKER_01]: Number five, do you know how Helen Keller burned her ear?
[SPEAKER_01]: By answering the iron.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know how she burned her other ear?
[SPEAKER_01]: They called back.
[SPEAKER_01]: And last but not least, do you know why Helen Keller couldn't drive?
[SPEAKER_01]: Because she was a woman.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Having done a movie about Helen Keller, I've written, seen, heard every Helen Keller joke there is.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, I, sadly, know all of these, which I shouldn't, I shouldn't, I'm a disgusting human being.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do we got up next?
[SPEAKER_05]: This next one's called don't vape.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't this one's for Byron specifically because he He phased out.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you really?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I did not know that to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're on the ruin too You're at the studio.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, in front of your face.
[SPEAKER_03]: You never see you do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're always quiet about it I guess that's vaping Resplay
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you read the caption?
[SPEAKER_05]: What was the caption?
[SPEAKER_05]: Vapes are a sign up to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh no, no, there was no caption read.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's because Bob's not good at his job, but that's what's happening over there with uh...
[SPEAKER_03]: He's waking up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's young Byron.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's just got out of the toilet, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let him let him be.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's probably a rough weekend.
[SPEAKER_13]: Because penis equals personal electronic nicotine and hayland system.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: See acronym.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's even better there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Even better.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why do you vape?
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me ask you that.
[SPEAKER_03]: For nicotine.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, because I used to smoke cigarettes and that's looked down on.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I vape.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's it, huh?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that's generation, does that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it the same amount of nicotine, though?
[SPEAKER_11]: I think it's probably more, it depends, because there's different levels and everything, but yeah, if you're on the higher ends, you might be getting more than like a single cigarette or something.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm just saying.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, you know, the latest research shows that it's not even healthier smoke and cigarettes.
[SPEAKER_05]: You look like a fact for nothing, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I know, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's brutal.
[SPEAKER_03]: They just like that nicotine breath.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a fucking article that said cigarettes around the rise.
[SPEAKER_05]: They are, yeah, I'm trying for that reason.
[SPEAKER_05]: America's coming back, that's why.
[SPEAKER_05]: I hope so.
[SPEAKER_05]: But you can still, you can use Zippix toothpicks too.
[SPEAKER_05]: I like those.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those work.
[SPEAKER_03]: I look, all the Lucy, all that stuff, Fling.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like that shit, but I haven't used it rarely.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't use it all the time.
[SPEAKER_05]: We've got him next.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's good for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is called, they hit the second French fry.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the old chicken fries were never a fan favorite of mine.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know everything about fast food.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never gotten down on the chicken fries ever.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or those, I don't like the chicken sandwiches from Burger King either.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, sorry, sorry, Burger King.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like the rest of your craftsmanship, though.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love a double wap with cheese.
[SPEAKER_03]: So they don't think that I'm hating on the entire restaurant, because I do love that.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do we have next?
[SPEAKER_05]: You like Burger King.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love, yeah, fuck you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is there double cheeseburgers the best fast food?
[SPEAKER_13]: Uh, no.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, Burger King's a Pepsi restaurant.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, but I mean, is it like the second behind McDonald's?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nobody thinks of Burger King.
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: When you meet somebody in their preferences Pepsi or Burger King or something like that, does it make you feel weird about them?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, a little bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Does it really?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I only judge off of what they eat.
[SPEAKER_03]: So if the actual order, you mean?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you order fish fillets, sandwiches from McDonald's,
[SPEAKER_03]: you're a fucking disgusting pig.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, well Jared Taylor eats a lot of that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he is a disgusting pig.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that's the next time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did I tell you the story where I picked him up at his house?
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was 9.30.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then we went to, he goes, hey, can we go to McDonald's?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's how many got there?
[SPEAKER_03]: We had a maybe 15 minutes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was about to go to the drive for the evening.
[SPEAKER_03]: And whoa, whoa, just pull over.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was when they used to have the 10-A-M breakfast shit, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: 10-A-10.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, what the fuck are we doing, dude?
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, we have to wait till 10 or 1 because I want to get the fish fillets.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he got fucking four and ate them right in front of my face in the parking lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's two additional stories there and I now that you've started, I guess I can't stop.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Kind of like ladies, potato chips.
[SPEAKER_05]: A lot of you will remember that video that we made back in like 2017, maybe, of Matt Jared and Evan Schutton, the Plates to play Christmas music, remember that up on Tom with the mountain.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's up near Orvisus.
[SPEAKER_05]: One of the best ones.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's up on that mountain.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's one of the best videos ever.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: On the way up there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Jared stopped, we stopped at a fucking gas station and he got those little tornadoes like those roll-up things and then that was a snack until we could get the fucking McDonald's and he got that too and then when he did that blood on the deck show okay that foot that fishing competition show I'm not even kidding he bought 15 filet of his sandwiches yeah
[SPEAKER_05]: And he ate like a couple of them and then he like just had the rest of the bag and I was like, what the fuck are you doing?
[SPEAKER_05]: He goes, oh those are, I'm eating those for later.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like most people pack a lunch.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't pack 35 goddamn fish sandwiches from a gas station.
[SPEAKER_03]: But he'll leave him in a car to eat a hot car all day and then go back and eat them later.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, dude, how you've never died from that shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's man A's in the heat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's not great.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think he's functionally a moral at this point.
[SPEAKER_05]: Might be.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like a cockroach, basically.
[SPEAKER_05]: Might be.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just shattered one of the yesterday about our boots from a burnt kooots Well, you'll pressure starting to get to Bert.
[SPEAKER_05]: You'll never see those.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's starting to crack right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he is.
[SPEAKER_03]: He is.
[SPEAKER_03]: We were on a threat, dude.
[SPEAKER_14]: What do we got next?
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, this is called blind girl.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_14]: How does a blind girl fly a plane?
[SPEAKER_14]: How does a blind girl?
[SPEAKER_14]: It's a rental.
[SPEAKER_14]: A plane.
[SPEAKER_14]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_14]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: I knew it was coming.
[SPEAKER_03]: I shouldn't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't have to tell me on that one?
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't have to tell me on that one.
[SPEAKER_05]: What do we got up next?
[SPEAKER_05]: This is an actual one's called Ranked.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ranked.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: This guy is a Ranked fighter now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is he really?
[SPEAKER_03]: I got it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen this video.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, I've seen this video.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, I've seen this video.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, I've seen this video.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, I've seen
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to have an access.
[SPEAKER_05]: Last one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, this is Tucker Carlson when anything happens.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, he was the dad.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, it's like he's one of the better, literally one of the best actors of all time and he was in hot rod.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, you're not really an anti-samber guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think all of that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like hot rod a lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hot rod is one of my favorite movies.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like him as an actor.
[SPEAKER_05]: Danny McBride.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love Danny McBride.
[SPEAKER_05]: Beat in the shit out of that guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just him and in a mixed chain we're good enough for me and I was able to do it broken nine nine Now I never never fucked with nine nine was okay, but and I think Andy Sandberg's just fucking hilarious I mean I mean only islands on SNL was there one of their best periods.
[SPEAKER_13]: They're their digital shorts were incredible He's he's one of those guys that can make me laugh with just like a look You know what I mean Andy Sandberg.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and you hate Jim carry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna have a- Wait, why do you xp wanna fucking hang my- But why do you wanna- With a look?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, if you had one comedian of all time, that could get you with a look.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am carry would be the guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why do you hate Andy Samberg?
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, Jim Carrey.
[SPEAKER_13]: I just think he over does it, takes it too far.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's all the time.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's Jim Carrey.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's a contortionist.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can only take it too far.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's Jim Carrey.
[SPEAKER_13]: We've had this conversation so many times.
[SPEAKER_13]: I don't want to put the audience through it again.
[SPEAKER_13]: But what?
[SPEAKER_13]: I will say that the funniest Jim Carrey ever is in the comedies where he's restrained a little bit.
[SPEAKER_13]: Usually by those brothers, I'm the fairly brothers.
[SPEAKER_13]: Fairly brothers?
[SPEAKER_13]: Dumb and Dumber, brilliant, all timer, no question.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I give him credit for that.
[SPEAKER_13]: That, Bob, that was over the top as you could possibly.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you're saying Asventura when Nature calls is not a great movie.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not super into it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you're a fucking fool.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's something wrong with you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Me, myself, and Irene?
[SPEAKER_05]: Fairly, brother.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I like you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but that was the top as well.
[SPEAKER_13]: And it was more, I didn't like it as much as Dumb and Dumber, but it's still, it's still got me in a lot of ways.
[SPEAKER_13]: Actually, honestly, you know what made me laugh the most and when you myself and Irene was his black sons?
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, shit.
[SPEAKER_14]: One of them was in the, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: One of them is Anthony Anderson.
[SPEAKER_14]: One of them in the new guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Another fat one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, he's funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: Whatever happened to the guy on earlier Your your roles are limited when you're 350 pounds.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it was him.
[SPEAKER_05]: He exists though now Andy Broward too on Brooklyn I nine dead.
[SPEAKER_05]: If that was dead one of the greatest actors ever he's he was Just as Raymond hold on nine nine was great great great fucking really tied all together anyways
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... top story here today so that others may live uh... the u.s. rescued a missing f uh... fifteen e airman deep inside
[SPEAKER_03]: Iran, with an incredibly complex and daring mission that involved Seal Team 6, a CIA RUS, hastily constructed forward air stop, and hostile territory, and patrols of friendly aircraft that gave the Air Force Colonel cover.
[SPEAKER_03]: The life or death race between U.S. and Iranian forces to find the seriously injured weapons officer outside.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's that what's that city called there if a shun is a shun I guess.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I ran there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I rock and I ran and so far away over two days culminated in the crew members extraction by America's most elite commando's and a fire fights with local militias.
[SPEAKER_03]: that we're hunting for, according to reports in the New York Times.
[SPEAKER_03]: The unnamed officer was shot down on Good Friday and Southwestern Iran, hit out in the Zagros Mountains and managed to climb a 7,000 foot ridge to evade capture for 36 hours with just a hand gun for defense while American MQ9, Reaper Drones,
[SPEAKER_03]: pounded nearby Iranian forces with missiles if they got close to his position according to reports.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so two questions on this for you here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was unaware that they flew with handguns.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, my wife for having this conversation as well, because I saw the picture of him rescued.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that normal?
[SPEAKER_05]: That picture with the flag, I think, is a, I don't think that's real.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: I haven't even released his identity yet, have they?
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: It looked like he was in the mountain somewhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, you wouldn't see it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not the ones where people hugged him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: It was another picture.
[SPEAKER_13]: But I haven't seen a name released yet.
[SPEAKER_13]: So I don't know if there's a photo released yet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, gotcha.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that, I was unfamiliar with.
[SPEAKER_03]: The second thing, the second question that I had for you real quick, is are you wearing something on you, that detects where you are when you ejects like that?
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: answering these questions in a retarded way.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're gonna have Aaron love from one's ready who is a PJ.
[SPEAKER_03]: Perfect, skimming round of applause.
[SPEAKER_03]: There we go, skimming round of applause.
[SPEAKER_03]: Aaron, welcome to the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: How are you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for joining us.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you hear us, sir?
[SPEAKER_03]: What the heck?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think you can.
[SPEAKER_03]: You gotta take it off mute.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was off mute.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, well, I'll figure it out in the meantime.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll discuss.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so he evaded up a 7,000 foot ridge, they've been shwackin' dudes chasing him all day and it was fucking nuts, a source told Toby Hardin, veteran war correspondent and author and an effort to confuse the Iranians who put a $60,000 bounty more than 10 times the average household income on the officers head, CIA pulled off a diversion on Saturday, planning fake
[SPEAKER_03]: that he had already been rescued and was being driven out of Iran according to the times.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it was like, there was this faint from the agency.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bob, click that box off there.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think you can hear us now right Aaron.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can get you, yeah, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, I'm an idiot.
[SPEAKER_04]: So here's what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, look, Aaron, you're a good looking dude, nobody's ever probably confusion with being a smart one, you know, and I have that problem as well, so trust me, we're in the same company.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for joining us here today.
[SPEAKER_03]: So let's start with this rescue that happens, speaking of being idiots, I was one of them.
[SPEAKER_03]: I actually believe the news.
[SPEAKER_03]: that was on Twitter and everywhere else that he was rescued actually the day before and I was like all right thank god this is over and we don't have to worry about it anymore and then there was rumors kind of trickling out online that there was Iranians looking for them and then they posted pictures of themselves with guns and all the other shit in this mountain range what happens in a situation like this when you're shot down and you're ejected from where you have to eject from a plane
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, brother, I mean, it's, it's hell on earth.
[SPEAKER_04]: Worst parts of the Bible, cats and dogs live together.
[SPEAKER_04]: All of the worst hyperbole that you can use.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you're going along for what you think is a normal mission.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's already high risk, by the way.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're already over enemy skies, where they have the ability to shoot you down.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you're already in like life and death situation one.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then you're put really to task.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you have to eject from your aircraft.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's, it's absolutely terrifying, Piles.
[SPEAKER_04]: So tell you, even when they get in situations, that's in the back of their head.
[SPEAKER_04]: They'll fly that plane into the ground before going on to the ground.
[SPEAKER_04]: and get captured.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's it's just absolutely terrifying, but I want to give Kudos to the entire community and not just the PJs, the crows, the bros that went and picked these guys up, but man, the training pipeline to this guy is gone through.
[SPEAKER_04]: The sear level courses that he's went through, there are no joke, everything from combated to going all the way through and affecting your own rescue.
[SPEAKER_04]: What you're supposed to do on the ground, do credit to the
[SPEAKER_04]: I have it on good authority that the only reason it took him so long and it didn't take him very long as cause he's hauling his massive steel fucking balls with him.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and he was climbing up like he's injured and he's climbing up fucking switchbacks through the goddamn mountains in a ran.
[SPEAKER_05]: Come on, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, brother, where do we do we find men like this?
[SPEAKER_04]: This guy hits the ground.
[SPEAKER_04]: It does exact.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, Scott Ogrady, it took eight days to pick him up because he's the case study.
[SPEAKER_04]: He did the exact opposite of what he was supposed to do in every regard in every single regard, just the worst possible.
[SPEAKER_04]: This was a that was on the ground, man freaking kudos because this is.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a great thing for para rescue.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a great day to be at P.J.
[SPEAKER_04]: boys, but let me tell you like some of these on-song heroes, like where did the wizard learn to do that?
[SPEAKER_04]: If you United States Air Force Sears School, second and on, these guys are awesome.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so let me ask you this.
[SPEAKER_03]: So with Sears School, we've had some of the instructors on the show over the years, over the last 11 years, and obviously they teach this, but it's very hard to replicate.
[SPEAKER_03]: unless you're actually in this situation when your life is on the line.
[SPEAKER_03]: So when you eject and you first get out of there, one of the questions I'm a civilian, obviously, that me and my wife had was, is there a pack on you with food and stuff to survive, water, all that other stuff?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because you're in a mountainous region, you don't know
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, no offense, what's growing out of these fucking trees, bushes, whatever the fuck it is, and then also how do you get water to survive along with scaling a 7,000 foot mountain, you're going to get thirsty.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, but is there a pack that is inside of it when you eject?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, brother and shout out to the AFE folks that pack these things so that the seat.
[SPEAKER_04]: The pilot is attached to essentially a kit that goes with him on ejection, that separates from the seat.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's got stuff in it, like an M4, some very exquisite communication systems that we don't necessarily need to talk about for location.
[SPEAKER_04]: All kinds of stuff in it to support him.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's attached to him as he is going through the air.
[SPEAKER_04]: The gear is no good without the training.
[SPEAKER_04]: All that stuff about recognizing local wildlife, those seer dudes have like a brief before you go in country.
[SPEAKER_03]: here's the animals you need to watch out for if you're on the ground here's good terrain here's bad terrain how this specific stuff works out but that kit has everything that he needs to support himself during the event and so what is inside that kits along with the the food and water and everything else it I we just read that he had a hand going on can you confirm that and is that part of that kit?
[SPEAKER_04]: So I can tell you that it was a side arm and most likely an M4.
[SPEAKER_04]: They actually make a collapsible M4 12 inch barrel that fits inside of this kit, typically with two magazines.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, I can't tell you for sure if that was in the kit, but I'll tell you it's likely that it was.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he has that ability for self protection, a little bit of food, a little bit of water, some other common items there.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got your camel face paint, because everybody's got to look cool just like I own Wilson and behind enemy lines.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, but you've also got combat pill pack for injuries.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have a mini first aid kit for anything that might have happened to you and he was injured upon ejection.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm telling you, it's everything that you need and pretty much nothing else that you don't to make your way in these environments, and that's attached to the pilot as he goes out after the seat separates.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then is he carrying this thing with him the entire time as he's up there?
[SPEAKER_04]: he's taking what he needs and he's leaving what he doesn't you like obviously because he's in enemy territory his biggest problem with leaving stuff behind that he doesn't think he's going to need uh... is going to be them finding it and then being able to track him so that's i mean that parachute is a huge signal it's why he moves such a great distance away from his initial landing because we all know that that's the most dangerous spot to stay
[SPEAKER_04]: That's where everybody knows it went down.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're like, this stuff spreads like wildfire.
[SPEAKER_04]: Our enemies are not stupid.
[SPEAKER_04]: They've got group chats too, where they're passing information about stuff that's going on all over that country side.
[SPEAKER_04]: So they're mobilizing towards him as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he has to maintain low visibility.
[SPEAKER_04]: He has to keep, usually what happens in these scenarios is you're not just going to make the decision to be like, oh, I'm not going to need this.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, you're going to keep it.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have no idea what's going to go on.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you throw the vest on, you zip it up, and then you buggy down.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's what this was, oh, did.
[SPEAKER_04]: I couldn't tell you, it may be 30 pounds total.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like there are some heavier items that are in there, but it's not a ton.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, that's still a lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of women at the gym.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was just at Gold's gym earlier this morning, not to brag.
[SPEAKER_03]: Obviously, you probably saw my physique through the Zoom and you were like, holy shit, was it Chess Day for you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yes, it was.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's always Chess Day, brother.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you for asking, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: No worries about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But 30 pounds, you see these people walking on treadmills with them, you know, they're on there for 45 minutes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they're sweating.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean you're you know you're working now you didn't just crash at God damn plane and then or hiking up a mountain on top of that with 30 pounds on you to invade the People are hunting you right and so that is gonna add to the stress as well So you got 30 pounds on you and then what happens at nightfall where do you go from there?
[SPEAKER_04]: So, I love that the Air Force is much more flexible than our sister service counterparts.
[SPEAKER_04]: And this part of the plan, there's a lot of options.
[SPEAKER_04]: The survivor on the ground gets to choose, it's to choose your own adventure for what it is that you can do, but there are tons of options inside of these very well-protected.
[SPEAKER_04]: Anybody out there that's talking about these plans to me, favorite, shut the fuck up?
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't talk about the plans.
[SPEAKER_04]: But there's a plan for certain times and how you do things in the way that you move and what you should consider like these plans are well known to the pilots.
[SPEAKER_04]: guys.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're operating off the same plan so we know where he should be going.
[SPEAKER_04]: He might be able to pick a couple of options in there like it makes more sense for me to hold up or maybe if the country is sort of friendly, it makes more sense to actually get to a civilian and see if they'll help me out like they did with Marcus LaDreau.
[SPEAKER_04]: all of these things are at their disposal to make the decision on the ground because it's constantly changing changing but if you give them kind of a menu you know whatever you know from reports on the ground this guy did hold up for a little bit he made some good distance and it looks like he held up for a little bit because he found a good say spot and then he moved to within where he got picked up which was again if you zoom out just for a second tactically perfect
[SPEAKER_04]: high terrain easily defensible by him with the limited amount of small arms that he has on on rocky.
[SPEAKER_04]: Somebody would actually, you can't just happen upon it, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: You'd have to actually go walk that crappy pieces terrain to get up there.
[SPEAKER_04]: That decision probably saved his life and it gave the rescue forces time to get in there, get him located and get him off the mountain.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I like what you said about shut the fuck up, because we hear this all the time from reporters at the White House and all that other shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: whether asking Trump about the plans and what you're going to do and when you're going to strike, where you're going to strike and everything else, I mean, it gives us the same answer every time.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, hey, guys, what are you just going to give the fucking enemy there plans?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, let's not, let's not do that with this guy either and when our men and women go through over there, it makes zero fucking sense to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: So no need to go through it and I'm certainly not going to ask you that question today, but what I will ask is,
[SPEAKER_03]: How hard is it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I saw, and, you know, just this look like stock footage.
[SPEAKER_03]: So forgive me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I look like Chinooks or something that we're flying over this range.
[SPEAKER_03]: How hard is it for them to spot this guy?
[SPEAKER_03]: And does he know by sound that there are planes and not their planes?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's a great thing about having air supremacy or air superiority that used to tell us this when we went through.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you see a plane wave at it, because it's ours.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's not a whole lot of air assets from the Iranian air force that are flying over, looking for these guys.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like they don't have helicopters in steady state.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like we own this guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: If they were flying, we would cheat them down.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he had that work in forum.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is impossible to locate.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like these rescue crews, these helicopter pilots, that they have these finely-tune eyeballs, man, from thousands of hours of experience,
[SPEAKER_04]: Think about being over the water and you're supposed to just splashes the survivor.
[SPEAKER_04]: Think about seeing that flying in a helicopter at a hundred knots, looking at a 360-degree environment with no other cues in your supposed to pick that one-do-up in the ocean.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's impossible.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's even harder when a guy's hiding from you, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: So, you know, the ability to locate these folks and then get on and these pilots are, man, I cannot talk about how good these pilots are.
[SPEAKER_04]: Both the Air Force Rescue pilots that do an insane mission.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, their whole job is like, wait till the situation goes bad and then put a low-flying helicopter into the zone.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's their job.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: The 160 if guys, notorious for a reason, just absolutely so good.
[SPEAKER_04]: They'll put a helicopter at their own personal risk wherever you need to.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's what these little birds did to get the whizz off the top of them out.
[SPEAKER_04]: No question.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, there's, um, the people people don't understand how good one 60th is.
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't understand how good, um,
[SPEAKER_05]: our pair of rescue apparatuses either, frankly.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's, I mean, you've got Tier 1 and Tier 2 operators who, instead of becoming door kickers, live this mantra so that others may live, which is like the unit mottous, or not the unit with the career field motto, and it's,
[SPEAKER_05]: It's fucking crazy, some of the stuff they've done.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is one of the craziest ones I've ever heard of, frankly.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to get into any of the logic TTPs or any of that stuff because nobody's so much that stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: But the way this went down is fucking nuts.
[SPEAKER_05]: Probably not to you though because you fucking did the course training for this back in 2023 for this exact operation.
[SPEAKER_05]: So talk to me about that when you were at the, I think it was one 23rd at STS.
[SPEAKER_05]: like an ad hoc fucking runway in the desert.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, shout out to the one 23rd.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I wasn't part of the one 23rd.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was in Astac at the time up at the T2, but we were exercising this TTP in many different forms and functions like all the tasks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Basically, there's this crazy idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: You get to see one third of you land it and on the back of it is two little birds.
[SPEAKER_04]: And those 160 of those farped dogs can rip that bad boy off there and get it up and running ready for flight like five minutes.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's one of the most impressive things ever.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that timelines probably show it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Somebody's gonna hit me in the comments which is actually the breeze dive-lined.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_04]: They get it going and they can get it out of a thing and everybody's like you can't do that the combat controllers the 160 if everybody likes each other was like Oh, yeah, watch this.
[SPEAKER_04]: They did it proof positive 2023 the one 23rd or operating with J sock assets there's pictures of them pushing the little birds off and they utilize that TTP here
[SPEAKER_04]: meant I said it's a pretty good day to be a PJ man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like this is the mission of a lifetime.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe of a generation.
[SPEAKER_04]: I said this not hyperbolicly, but I feel at least in my adult life.
[SPEAKER_04]: The things that are going to come out about this mission and the things that they've done.
[SPEAKER_04]: People blow right past this.
[SPEAKER_04]: The PJs recovered that F15 pilot got shot off the zone and then then picked up a different unit picked up the A10 pilot that went feet wet that had his
[SPEAKER_04]: We had two recoveries, two of the biggest recoveries that would have been the biggest recoveries in the history of Paris, like immediately in the Pantheon.
[SPEAKER_04]: We had those two to start the mission out in a day later, the wizard's home.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's funny that you bring that up because I just had this conversation, it was Easter weekend and you know, you're with a bunch of families and everything else.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when he was saved, I was like, holy shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I was looking at my phones, people were texting me and I go, holy shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't believe they found him.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this guy looks at me and it's,
[SPEAKER_03]: somebody in the neighborhood and he goes well of course they did and I'm like what do you mean of course they did and he goes well we have the best military in the world you take it for granted how fucking hard this actually is and people people also don't understand that they they think of like they look at movies they think of rangers special forces dev
[SPEAKER_05]: But nobody ever thinks about this particular group of folks.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, even with what's his name, Eric Slover, that fucking unit sore pilot from the Medal of Honor from Venezuela.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's like, or this dude fucking huffing up a goddamn mountain through switchbacks and shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: These are studs like the,
[SPEAKER_05]: It I don't even know how you can contextualize it compared to everybody else and it's not even it's it's because
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not because America has people physically that other countries don't have, that's not true, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, we've got the corn fed dude or whatever the fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: But Russia's got some pretty big dudes too.
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't have what we got.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why is that?
[SPEAKER_05]: You gotta ask yourself why that is.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's because our enemies send their people into the meat grinder and they use them as human shields.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we will send our most elite fighters and hundreds of millions of dollars worth of equipment for one dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's like I said earlier, people take you guys for granted and how much goes into these things because of what they've seen on film or in a TV show or something like that where, you know, I'm watching a one hour drama and they save them at the end.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, guess what?
[SPEAKER_03]: This isn't a fucking movie or a TV show and what that dude did is, I mean, did you get the metal of honor tomorrow?
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, Jesus Christ, it's insane, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's going to be medals of honor coming out of this.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just look at it, everything I don't understand how they can't be.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like there is going to be another ceremony very soon there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nobody's talked yet about all the gun fights that went down here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like all of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So far as the public knows right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: We landed a plane and the desert, one of them went and worked right, so we blew that motherfucker up and did another one, which is kind of, that's about as American as a kid's right there, but there was some serious gunfighting going on, Dev Groo killed probably a hundred, two hundred dudes.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, that's, that's just in gun fights.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not including what the reapers and the pavehawks and everything else were fucking mowing down.
[SPEAKER_05]: There might be a thousand fucking dead Iranians, so far as we know.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're fucking kidding.
[SPEAKER_04]: the best video came out.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was an Iranian dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was out like out from one of their sources.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're walking up to this village and they're like, oh, we found him with this is where the pilots being held and they showed up and they're just 20 dead homies just stretched because the cell force rolled right through there and just clocked and went on with this.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's incredible dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: I haven't seen that yet.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know the White House is giving a press conference as we speak We'll flip to that You know right after we we get off with you, but according to President Trump Apparently that second plane that was shot down that he was in was actually leaked One of the members of the press had actually leaked that story when he was not supposed to
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... it is the first that i'm hearing of it the trump is going score stir-th right now that they wouldn't have known to look for a second plane if somebody in in our own media had not leaked this story uh... which is wild to me but also how would you know unless you were over there you know what i'm saying uh... well hold on bob i've got some footage for a right here actually some of the release of footage uh... yet it's a good question
[SPEAKER_03]: Because like I heard it through the media, obviously, but why should I?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think what he's referring to there is a story immediately dropped that there was still a missing pilot, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: So if you let it come out, you managed that information that comes out, you're like, hey, we lost the plane, but a pilot was recovered.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can keep that under wraps for a little bit, but the fact that they, I mean, it immediately came out.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a cheesy aircraft.
[SPEAKER_04]: We had a dude's crew position within, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, you can't say it's an F-15 strikey goal and say a pilot was recovered.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the, that to me, that's the Department of Wars issue and not the media's issue.
[SPEAKER_04]: Frank, the internet will figure that out in two seconds.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like the internet will do what the internet does.
[SPEAKER_04]: It'll be like hold up and then you're in it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, actually, you know, shit, you want to, Bob, are you able to play a clip while he's on right now?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, okay, great.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can throw it up.
[SPEAKER_05]: To play this one right here, so this is just now coming out, some of this stuff, but this is footage from one of the birds, one of our birds.
[SPEAKER_05]: Any time, so one we had an impunite reaper following this dude around for a little bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if anybody got close to him, called it in and anybody in that area got fucked up, we blew up, you could see some of the static images now.
[SPEAKER_05]: of all the roads leading into where he was bombed like in succession.
[SPEAKER_05]: So there would be like five or six bombs dropped on the road in 50 meter increments.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you can't use that road anymore to get to them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was literally, they drew a box around him and they were like anything inside of this box you're freaking getting it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they did that for the entire time that he was on the ground.
[SPEAKER_03]: And who released this footage?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is the Department of War released this footage.
[SPEAKER_05]: But you can see it right here.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is just somebody getting, I mean, these are guys that are driving a move on his position.
[SPEAKER_05]: No 20 millimeter, lighten them the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's 20 millimeters of nope, just fucking brain and down their foreheads.
[SPEAKER_04]: Those are part of their absolute savages.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nobody better to have over top.
[SPEAKER_04]: He has a patchies and eight-hands, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: Boom.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, fuck!
[SPEAKER_05]: Now that was from a drone.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're just watching it go in on this stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: Actually, you know what, this is from the fuck, this is like a specter.
[SPEAKER_05]: That looks like a, and it looks like an A.C.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the con.
[SPEAKER_11]: Four footed right there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: This looks like a fucking video game, dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's a 20 millimeter specter gun ship.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't see the video.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I thought we were watching the Apache one, but listen, this is what happens, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: People don't get this about PR events.
[SPEAKER_04]: your biggest problem is a combat controller the guy that's like managing that scene is decomplection because the second this goes out everybody knew about this event right away like it blinks red on every screen across America in these secret rooms all at once when something like this happens
[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody in the world gets their teeth out and gets overhead and all they want to do is help And they just absolutely pumbled.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like shout out to those air support do the Apache's the ISR both army and Air Force Like you guys crushed it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can tell from that footage that those guys on the ground there Those Iranians had no fucking idea where it was even coming from.
[SPEAKER_03]: They sure say that it looks stuns But but you could see them arms up in the air looking around trying to aim at something look for something
[SPEAKER_03]: And then it was just too late, they were just fucking noot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, this is that scene in 13 hours is kind of tongue-in-cheek when James badge Dale and John Chrysett's gear and the car do in their infill.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he's like, hey, you hear that fucking drone overhead?
[SPEAKER_05]: Because it hears you are at CGU.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, don't fuck around, because we'll blow you up.
[SPEAKER_05]: People in the areas where we've operated for a while know that.
[SPEAKER_05]: The Iranians are certainly finding it out now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I enjoy the fact that President Trump and Pete Heggseth and these guys released this footage quickly.
[SPEAKER_03]: To me, it's psychological.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if I'm the enemy and I'm watching this right now today, I'm like, what the fuck?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, is this worth my life?
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely fucking not, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't wanna go against these guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bob, the next video here, and you can stay on Erin, is from Trump right now at the White House, who is talking about the Leaker, the person who leaked this story.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was in your Twitter DMs there.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the last video from ABC News.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, obviously, he wouldn't say anything until the guy was rescued.
[SPEAKER_03]: So let's hear this now.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's the territory, I guess.
[SPEAKER_07]: But God was watching us amazing.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because when you look at the machinery, it took
[SPEAKER_07]: They took damage, tells you, first thing I said is, these are unbelievable, she is how they flew back and not even much of a problem.
[SPEAKER_07]: But these two extraordinary rescues, because it was too, and as you probably know, we didn't talk about the first one for an hour, then somebody leaked something, which will hopefully find that liquor, we're looking very hard to find that liquor, and talked about there's somebody missing,
[SPEAKER_07]: They basically said that we have one in this somebody missing.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, they didn't know there was somebody missing until this leaker gave the information.
[SPEAKER_07]: So whoever knows, we think we'll be able to find it out because we're going to go to the media company that released it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And we're going to say, National Security, give it up, we're going to jail.
[SPEAKER_05]: Such a judge.
[SPEAKER_07]: And we know who, and you know who we're talking about, because some things you can't do, because when they did that,
[SPEAKER_07]: the entire country of Iran knew that there was a pilot that was somewhere on their land that was fighting for his life.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it also made it much more difficult for
[SPEAKER_07]: the pilots and for the people going into search for him all of a sudden they know that there's somebody out there they see all these planes coming in it became a much more difficult operation because a leaker that's leaked that we have one we've rescued one but there's another one out there that we're trying to get
[SPEAKER_07]: So actually, the country, Iran, put out a major notice, you also saw that offering a very big award for anybody in the capital.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's standard.
[SPEAKER_04]: So now I'm going to tell you if I don't have an actual standing $100,000 dollar talent.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not even going to tell you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Very evil military.
[SPEAKER_07]: We had millions of people trying to get an award.
[SPEAKER_07]: So when you add that to it, but we have to find that
[SPEAKER_07]: probably didn't realize the extent of how bad it was.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can't imagine that the person did, but we're going to find out it's national security and the person that did the story.
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll go to jail if he doesn't say, and that doesn't last long, and I think everybody would understand it.
[SPEAKER_07]: They put this mission at great risk.
[SPEAKER_07]: They put that man at great risk, and they put the hundreds of people that went in looking for him, because everyone now knows that we're going in.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know about all that, because you know, honestly, I have to go back and look at this succession of information being released.
[SPEAKER_05]: If the Department of War of White House said it was an F-15 early on, that's their fault.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a two-seater.
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't fly in theater without a weapons officer in the back.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just how it is, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: So I don't...
[SPEAKER_05]: If they said, or if they said or confirmed or whatever that an F-15 strike, you will got shot down, then maybe that's the leaked they're talking about.
[SPEAKER_05]: They didn't want to say it was an F-15 right out of the gate.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because if it's an 18, if it's in its other aircraft, it can't be a 14 anymore, because we blew them all up.
[SPEAKER_05]: God damn it.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a whole other situation.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's another rescue mission that Para Rescue should do.
[SPEAKER_04]: the last effort.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, go find those 14 to bury it in the fucking hill somewhere in a ran and bring it back home.
[SPEAKER_11]: I support that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I stole a national treasure anchor from Africa one times like guaranteed that an F-14 wouldn't be that hard.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's that whole leaker thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what he's talking about them leaking specifically.
[SPEAKER_05]: That they're
[SPEAKER_05]: That would be, I mean, it's like, you're leaking obvious information at that point.
[SPEAKER_05]: If the administration and Department of War have said that we've recovered a pilot singular and that it was in F-15, if they confirmed those two things, then that's not really a leak.
[SPEAKER_05]: So much as a confirmation that there's another missing guy, frankly.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I was hearing that there was a, the wizard was missing, like within fucking hours that shit going down.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it broke right away.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, as a civilian, what I heard was he got it, you know, yes, there was one more guy, then they got them and we had count, you know, we had rescued him everything was fine, obviously that wasn't the case, and then went back out there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess this is a question for both of you, let's go down with President Trump is talking about the leaker.
[SPEAKER_03]: It would have to be somebody inside.
[SPEAKER_03]: our own governments then telling the press.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but like the civic plane thousands of people would have known about this immediately.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's like a serious incident report fucking thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, what's it what's it called the
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's a PR report like a PR event really that's cracked off.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wasn't being hyperbolic earlier when I said screens Let up all over the world the second one of those beacons goes off on the ACEs to ejections eat because it has its own beacon Yeah, so as soon as it ejects it kicks off a beacon that beacon quite literally lights up for like
[SPEAKER_04]: space force screens and PR screens and everybody in the area gets this alert like the second one of those goes off I'm telling you the world knows about it so you're exposing in every single skiff from Colorado Springs to Los Angeles to you know places that are germany like
[SPEAKER_05]: sometimes the information gets out like sometimes like holy crap you know if 15 is down and then that spreads like wildfire so yeah I can't say that that's it but I'm telling you like it's not just like one room it's not one group of people yeah it's it's literally worldwide yeah that stuff hits the bricks so quick there are also multiple birds I mean even the the one eight ten guy punch he wasn't over a reigning airspace anymore but he had to punch out at some point that fucking stuff a transponder even though he's outside of the I mean it's
[SPEAKER_05]: I just don't think.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why are we doing that right now?
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_05]: That seems like fucking, you pulled off something crazy just now.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you let a ran know that if one of our people falls again, then don't go near him.
[SPEAKER_05]: Are you going to die?
[SPEAKER_05]: You are 100% guaranteed to die if you go near our person.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, no amount of propaganda that you're going to get out of it is worth it because we are going to kill you for your trouble.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, in the European mind, just can't comprehend.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm seeing post after post, since yesterday afternoon when this operation got reported, it's like, I can't believe America's sin of fucking all this after one dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like, that's why no one will remember your name, bitch.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bro.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like the the whole like calculation of like how how much money were the planes whatever else for one like if my if my survivor was a little bit chilly and I had an extra aircraft laying around I'd light it on fire for him to warm his hands I don't care about an aircraft that that one American life is the deal that is going to be the funniest L.O.R that you ever get because they're going to they're going to like hit me with a
[SPEAKER_04]: and I'll make DTS pay for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: My boy is the approver, shut up.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll put $400 million on my government charge card.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't give a shit about planes in that scenario.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it is sad that we're down to only 600, see what 30's now.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll have a new plane by next week.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: The funniest meme I saw is like, you know, the pilots and the J-Tax laughing just because they're going to be back next week to bomb you in a new aircraft.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and then Secretary of War, he just released his statement as well, Bob, if you go to your Twitter and pull that up, he describes how they were able to fly in there and get them in when.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll press play on this video.
[SPEAKER_09]: our own and complete the mission.
[SPEAKER_09]: We execute with precision.
[SPEAKER_09]: We control the sky.
[SPEAKER_09]: You see, we flew for seven hours in daylight over Iran to get the first pilot.
[SPEAKER_09]: And we flew seven hours in the middle of the night to get the second.
[SPEAKER_09]: And Iran did nothing about it.
[SPEAKER_09]: We fight with honor and under President Trump's leadership, we win.
[SPEAKER_09]: So God bless our troops, God bless President Trump, and God bless the United States of America.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Act our own.
[SPEAKER_03]: So this will go back to what both you guys said is, so I ran as nothing.
[SPEAKER_03]: They can fly nothing at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: They have no helicopters, no fucking planes, no nothing.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I mean, they've got some portable man pads and fucking launchers still, for sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: They've got a ton of shaking drums, like those drums are valid.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they're one way attack.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they probably got, if I had to guess, 30, 40,000 of those left, five to guess, that's just based on what I've heard from drones.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: So a lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a lot, yeah, but they're, I mean, it's a one-way attack and they don't go very far.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, I mean, that is what it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's still a regional issue.
[SPEAKER_05]: As far as Navy, no, as far as Air Force.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, they're completely combatting that back there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, there's nothing they can really do there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, but still a threat, right, because we're not, we're not going to, we're not going to do an infantry invasion of this country for obvious reasons.
[SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I've said this had Donzi at this point, but this shit doesn't work.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can't fucking give liberty to somebody.
[SPEAKER_05]: They must seize it for themselves because the process of gaining liberty is what makes it meaningful and allows you to earn it, otherwise you don't deserve it, frankly.
[SPEAKER_05]: If these people don't rise up and start fucking up their leadership, they don't deserve it to be free.
[SPEAKER_05]: Simple as that, but we are probably going to do some special operations in there.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what they're gonna do about this uranium, but there's only two ways to get it out.
[SPEAKER_05]: One is, and it's a thousand pounds, too.
[SPEAKER_05]: To thousand pounds of fucking 60% in rich uranium.
[SPEAKER_05]: They either fucking lift it out somehow, which... That ain't happening.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I mean, TBD, we have nest teams that are in the military that are trained to do those kind of extractors, mostly tier one guys.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's a wild idea.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's too risky.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a wild idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: So risky.
[SPEAKER_04]: But you know what, man?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, is it riskier than stealing the president of Venezuela?
[SPEAKER_04]: He's at riskier than the oldest rescue mission of that.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do we talk in here?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, here's what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's uranium.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why not just blow it up?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm doing he checks.
[SPEAKER_04]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're shooting from the logo.
[SPEAKER_03]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got your Caitlin Clark and Steph Curry out there right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just having a three point shoot out.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: But uranium's a whole different story.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why not just blow it up?
[SPEAKER_05]: Like that's the safe because because even then we wouldn't trust it unless you got human eyeballs
[SPEAKER_05]: Right, unless we could 100% verify it was gone because then it's going to show up as a dirty bomb, 100%.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, somebody's going to like, this isn't Russia in the 1990s.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is fucking a ran.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're a death cult.
[SPEAKER_05]: There is a lot of death cult.
[SPEAKER_04]: They still have bulldozers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like you can, you're not going to blow, you're not going to damage, especially a thousand pounds of liquor, not going to damage it so much that all, like a hundred percent becomes on, like, unuseful.
[SPEAKER_04]: All you have to do is dig it up.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're going to make a big hole, but I mean, they have bulldozers.
[SPEAKER_04]: They can dig tunnels out.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and they'll take them 5-10 years to do it, maybe, but 5-10 years from now, they drop a dirty bomb on fucking Obbedobby, Dubai, wherever the fuck right, can't have it, can't have it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, um...
[SPEAKER_05]: My guess is they're gonna do something similar to what they just did frankly is they're gonna try to land somewhere the desert They're gonna start to tick somewhere else.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're gonna start a big fucking gun fight somewhere I'm gonna crack big gun fight somewhere While that's going on.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're gonna fucking send some people down there and blow that shit in place or fucking whatever I don't know recover it maybe thousand pounds a lie, but
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, they, there are, we have teams for that kind of stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like specialized teams and just like, you know, we'll see what happens.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll see what happens.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, there's a deadline tomorrow or open the street.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll see how that goes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's the next story.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you can hang around for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've got one more question for you here in regards to this guy with Shot Down.
[SPEAKER_03]: The left is saying right now, Hey, if American pilots still have the ability to get shot down,
[SPEAKER_03]: Why are we still over there doing this?
[SPEAKER_03]: What does that mean?
[SPEAKER_03]: How are trumping and haggs of thin everybody's been on television, saying, hey, they can't touch your military at all?
[SPEAKER_03]: This is what five pilots that are shot down so far, I believe, which is a lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so they're saying, look, why risk it at this point?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, here's a better, another American life.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here's a better question, actually, than that Faggot Bolshevik you just said from the left.
[SPEAKER_05]: The better question is, why wouldn't they have done this?
[SPEAKER_05]: two weeks ago or three weeks ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: When we already had air superiority, why now?
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's because Russia delivered those fucking weapons and that's why.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no other fucking logical explanation for that.
[SPEAKER_05]: And now it's time to imply, to apply, some extreme pressure on Russia.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I mean like 1,000 percent tariffs on everything and secondary tariffs on all of Europe for buying their fucking energy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Germany just committed to buying more if they're fucking energy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Again,
[SPEAKER_05]: Again, fucking stupid, they can't feel the fucking army in their buying Russian energy.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_05]: They're whining about fucking how Trump's talking shit about NATO, you guys are fucking clowns.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, they 100% Russia has been providing targeting information for them this whole time.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no question about that, but you know what, that's a wash because we did it in Ukraine.
[SPEAKER_05]: Frankly, I mean we can't much can we complain about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, I want to give credits that Faggot you named earlier, and it's Wes Moore, who is the governor of Maryland, he was on CBS News yesterday, and obviously they had him because he is a veteran, and he is, you know, obviously on the left, and he was the one who brought this up, and said, hey, why are we doing this in blah, blah, blah, when they still have the capability to shoot down our planes?
[SPEAKER_03]: So I do want to give credit to that specific Faggot that you were referencing earlier.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, he's in a real fucking pussy.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's too fold, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's, yes, it's the arms from Russia.
[SPEAKER_04]: But again, like, our enemy is not stupid.
[SPEAKER_04]: They know how to do this.
[SPEAKER_04]: They probably weren't using those man pads that exist on the ground.
[SPEAKER_04]: They had before, by the way.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're using it in different ways and finding ways that if you are a system because these people aren't stupid.
[SPEAKER_04]: The enemy is smart.
[SPEAKER_04]: So with the influx of new stuff and then probably some more intelligence, like, hey, you guys got to use them like this.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got to use them like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: The enemy is evolving and we're going to have to evolve too.
[SPEAKER_04]: What if I told you, in 2015, I got a crazy brief about a new thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Remember when the Xbox kinetic came out?
[SPEAKER_04]: And it was the first dude that would like track you in the room?
[SPEAKER_04]: They were using those in areas of terrain where it would kick off a sensor and an airborne like an IFP would basically shoot across where they would think aircraft would use terrain to mask them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like the enemy is not stupid.
[SPEAKER_04]: They will evolve in TTPs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Every enemy has had the ability to shoot us.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I can tell you because Pedro's six, six, Christ, June 9th of 2010, in Helmond, from exactly that, a single bullet.
[SPEAKER_04]: We can always get shot down.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's on the point.
[SPEAKER_04]: The points that we're going and shot the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because I believe West said yesterday, forgive me if I'm wrong, you'll know this.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was a member of the 82nd Airborne.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was, yeah, he was.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hit him up today.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know how long he was there or what his job was, but he was in the do show.
[SPEAKER_13]: He was deployed due Afghanistan from O5 to O6.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think I read a lot of you were deployed.
[SPEAKER_13]: Got you.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's a lot of different types of deployments.
[SPEAKER_04]: They shoot us down in Afghanistan too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ask me how I know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, you hit the transmission with a single seven, six, two round in that bird's coming out of this guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then Aaron, do you have the time to stick around for one more story here because it's in relation to this and I want to get your thoughts on it because this is Dan said this timeline is coming up tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Trump treated about it yesterday, so Donald Trump threatens the infrastructure of Iran president Donald Trump directed a profanity list message to Iran on Sunday signaling the US will target the regime's power plants.
[SPEAKER_03]: and bridges on Tuesday if the straight of hormones is not reopened.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tuesday will be the power plant day and bridge day all wrapped up in one and I ran Trump posted and he said there will be nothing like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Open the fucking straight, you crazy bastards are you'll be living in hell just watch and that last part was in all caps.
[SPEAKER_03]: Red Trump's message on truth social in regards to Iran's leaders praise be a law Trump on Sunday told Fox news chief foreign correspondent Tray Yings that he believes he'll be able to make a deal with Iran by tomorrow The president's deadline to reopen the streets.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think there's a good chance by tomorrow
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... we are they're negotiating now he said uh... if i ran fails to make this deal you're going to see bridges and power plants dropping all over this country uh... if they don't make a deal and fast i'm considering blowing up everything and taking over all the oil
[SPEAKER_03]: Forget my laughter, but I can hear this in his voice, and I can see him on the toilet just tweeting this out, which is fucking awesome.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just, I mean, he's just grappling with that new MacArch burger, too.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to think about this.
[SPEAKER_03]: There are two.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because his diet is fucked, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: I felt like the big arch guys, it's not, he's a McDonald's guy, he's a big arch.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's really good.
[SPEAKER_05]: The new burger, he deserves the respect.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I think he's a big Mac guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if he would betray the big Mac.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, that big arch has done a lot of things.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's a retard sometimes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Byriner, I did the review on the big arch.
[SPEAKER_05]: But he's very loyal to me sometimes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was a big on loyalty.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, look, he's still got to try some new things from time to time.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Trump has been known to do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is by the way called in.
[SPEAKER_05]: political science.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's called madman theory.
[SPEAKER_05]: People are actually like Trump is all of a sudden out of control and He's got dementia.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, they bring the dementia thing up all the time and to be honest.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's fighting You got it.
[SPEAKER_05]: You got it.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can't fucking say the word dementia after the last four years, man You guys have lost all your credibility with that and in that regard, but Tapper Ruppa wrote a book about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, he's such a con anyways
[SPEAKER_05]: uh... it's called madman theory and political science and it's where and it by the way nixon to the next and it all the time nixon is like it's farce modern history goes next to the case that the first example for it but there have been others a lot of others in the in the past and it's basically like dentist miller really summed it up back in 2004 everybody was talking about uh... uh... bush just uh... junior using madman theory a little bit he did most of the
[SPEAKER_05]: He was like under no circumstances should we ever use nuclear weapons.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why would you even say something like that?
[SPEAKER_05]: And Miller said the president's attitude publicly should be if somebody says when would you ever consider using nuclear weapons?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know when we run out of the rest of him.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep
[SPEAKER_05]: If we feel like it, fuck you, how about that?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's it, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_05]: America has been a pussy for a long time from the leadership standpoint.
[SPEAKER_05]: Obama was a fucking pussy, he let Iran run all over us.
[SPEAKER_05]: He let Iraq run all over us.
[SPEAKER_05]: He let Afghanistan run all over us.
[SPEAKER_05]: Biden didn't know where the fuck he was.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bush was a pussy in a different kind of way.
[SPEAKER_05]: They didn't have the result to do the job that actually needed to get done and he let people like, I mean, no offense or anything that anybody who's a fan out there.
[SPEAKER_05]: But people like Tommy Franks and others take us into a situation that they weren't prepared to go all the way in.
[SPEAKER_05]: right we should we both of those theaters a combat should have been closed down and fucking two three months so like that and we should have returned power to uh uh the Iraqi army where it belonged and got the fuck out of there and we should have annihilated the Taliban completely killed every single one of those motherfuckers right but we chose to win hearts and minds instead all right so that hearts and minds campaign that didn't come from Obama
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's be clear, that was an 0506 when that bullshit started under Bush.
[SPEAKER_05]: So Trump acting like a fuck, like we're at war, and that the purpose of war is to win it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Seems like it seems credit to all your guys are flocking crazy good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Are you talking about like, yeah, he's crazy.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's madman theory It's there's a fucking point to it Trump sends with cough and my coach and it's such a route to to negotiate and the whole time They're there negotiating.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's like sitting there looking at him with his finger hovering over the button like, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I might hit it
[SPEAKER_05]: I might hit it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's very useful.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's worked half a dozen times so far just in this second presidency.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a legitimate political science theory to shut the fuck up with all this bullshit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't really get it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Aaron, I'm going to go to you on this one.
[SPEAKER_03]: So when he's talking about the bridges and the power plants, what does that require?
[SPEAKER_03]: Is this all coordinated?
[SPEAKER_03]: And then how many planes do you send into something like this to knock them all out at the same time?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you know, to the madman point to like, I'm one of those guys that I do this crazy thing where I can read it's like a true social and not think it's actual like US democratic policy all the stuff like right away and that's what's going to happen.
[SPEAKER_04]: So a lot of this is hyperbally a lot of it is forcing people to the table and trying to actually get to these piece negotiations.
[SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't all the freaking time.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's done it since he was a public figure.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's a maximalist by nature.
[SPEAKER_04]: So all that being said, these things are interconnected.
[SPEAKER_04]: Our energy grid is I'm sure you're well aware is super.
[SPEAKER_04]: vulnerable to stuff and you might not be even talking about kinetics.
[SPEAKER_04]: He might be talking about cyber attacks.
[SPEAKER_04]: He might be talking about infrastructure hacks that are, you know, space for cyber command.
[SPEAKER_04]: These folks can do some very exquisite things we saw in Venezuela.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he might not be talking about bombin' him.
[SPEAKER_04]: He might be talking about,
[SPEAKER_04]: hit and switch with some malicious code and turn on them off.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's an option that we have as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, as far as the bridge isn't stuff and actually bombing power plants.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that is a huge operation.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like people kind of forget, but these folks are right out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like another CSR event could happen right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like they are out doing high risk operations as we speak.
[SPEAKER_04]: with the same group of people that just went through all this stuff and, you know, if you don't think that they have a target set and everything is on that target set to action when it's ready to go.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's going to be a massive operation, but I mean, we're sort of in those own of doing those.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: But saying a specific day that we're going to do it doesn't seem like the greatest idea.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is it?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like explain why.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like a parent count into three.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_03]: But if you would 30 to 40,000 drones, wouldn't you put them up at the bridges in the power plants, then?
[SPEAKER_05]: Those drones are suicide drones.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like all they do, you program coordinates.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think they can move them in the air now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Those newer models that Iran has.
[SPEAKER_05]: But it's like, you're basically flying a model airplane into something and letting it blow up.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're not doing air defense with those.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's more akin to like a rocket.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's going to guide the munition, but not even, you know, and most cases not a huge one compared to like a cruise missile or something like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, you can't, you, there's no using them for air defense.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can use them for counter air, maybe for rotary wing, but for fast movers.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's, I mean, the, like, your math would have to be pretty good and the pilot would have to not exist.
[SPEAKER_05]: and the bird to be able to do so like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe in a fucking rotary, but not in fixed wing.
[SPEAKER_05]: So not to be able to do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will say like if this is a thing, like let's engage in the hypothetical that he means it and this is thing is coming there is nothing they could do to stop us.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like the things that he's talking about blowing up are going to get blown up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like that is a thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just think that he's using it to go to the table to meet his initial 10 day.
[SPEAKER_04]: timeline.
[SPEAKER_05]: There might be some limited strikes against that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Keep in mind, in 2011, the NSA wrote Stuxnet, gave it to the Israelis.
[SPEAKER_05]: They gave it to one of their agents and he uploaded it into that fucking nuclear reactor and melted the whole thing down.
[SPEAKER_05]: Whole operation was less than two hours.
[SPEAKER_05]: That we could certainly do something like that right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I'm telling you, Israel's got fucking people everywhere in that country.
[SPEAKER_05]: And let's
[SPEAKER_05]: Dispense with the new chiming end on the left is war crew the war could just talk it about openly talk about war crimes attacking infrastructure in a war is not war crimes if there is even the potential for dual use that is
[SPEAKER_05]: The 1977 additional protocol 1 and the Geneva Convention's Article 52 section 2 is very clear about this stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can look it up for yourself.
[SPEAKER_05]: If any piece of infrastructure, including a fucking hospital or a mosque,
[SPEAKER_05]: is dual-use, meaning they're using it, or in the case of ever-structure could use it, like a bridge or something.
[SPEAKER_05]: If there's a bunch of tanks or rocket launchers here, and you want to attack something over here, and there's a bridge right here, you can blow that fucking bridge up.
[SPEAKER_05]: No question about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is not a question.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no war crimes happening with the
[SPEAKER_05]: the giant posses who have either had the ear of our people in power or been in power themselves.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is the way they think.
[SPEAKER_05]: The international law somehow applies to anything.
[SPEAKER_05]: We international laws would America fucking says it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's be really clear about that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Anything else anybody else has to say, they can go fuck themselves.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because it was JB Pritzker, that fat ass governor from Illinois, who was talking about invoking the 25th Amendment over the weekend for war crimes.
[SPEAKER_03]: He needs to invoke his own fat ass.
[SPEAKER_03]: Credit to that Faggot, too.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, there's a lot of it running around out there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, man, there might be a Faggot works cited page at the end of today's show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, I'm a writer, but we might have to start to give him credit to these guys.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, I agree with you, a bridge or a power plan.
[SPEAKER_05]: can be used in more so what the fuck is this what we even talking about yeah don't really get it the first thing we did in Iraq was blow up all the bridges and fucking power plants to be honest that's why our civil affairs teams drove around for the next six years trying to rebuild everything so not saying we should do that i'm saying it's an option but yeah i mean it's all uh it's i wouldn't say it's a ruse but it's definitely a strategy to to let them know
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, this is, and it's the same thing with sanctions, sanctions are designed to put pressure on regimes from the people inside their own country, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Like you make them hungry, you make them angry, you make them fucking static and not be able to travel in all that bullshit, which by the way, Germany announced that men between 17 and 45 were not allowed to leave the country without permission out here then.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I didn't.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: because they can't feel an army.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, that's true.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they're worried that if they institute any kind of compulsory service, again, everybody will fucking leave.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's how much faith Germany has in its own fucking people.
[SPEAKER_05]: Meanwhile, we send half a billion dollars worth of shit and tier one operators for one dude in the mountains.
[SPEAKER_05]: Telling you, Europe is not prepared for what's common, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: And our ally relationship with Europe has almost done.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's almost over.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like if there's a realignment going on and it's United States and the Emirates and Bahrain and fucking Poland and Hungary and everybody else is kind of like sitting there with a thumb up their ass wondering who's gonna be the next gotta come take charge of everything.
[SPEAKER_11]: Can we add Japan to Japan?
[SPEAKER_03]: Japan is in there for sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Japan is the...
[SPEAKER_03]: It's probably right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Japan, yeah for now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Only when our interests align.
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: But that's how... That's how every allies work.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: South Korea fucking sucks.
[SPEAKER_05]: We've got... How many people do we have in South Korea protecting them?
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's like 50.
[SPEAKER_05]: 50,000 people, something like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we're like, hey, can you guys do this?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if we should.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: Cool, we're out of here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, just abandon that base and leave them.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck them.
[SPEAKER_05]: Send all those people and build another base.
[SPEAKER_05]: Japan is asking us to build another base in Japan right now, by the way.
[SPEAKER_05]: They want another one.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know why?
[SPEAKER_05]: Because they're not fucking stupid.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they also want to start rebuilding their military, which by the way, Japan, if you're out there, I know you're listening.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know Japan listens to the show.
[SPEAKER_05]: Love the show.
[SPEAKER_05]: the best way to rebuild your country and solve the problem you're having with birth rates right now is to get young men to join the military.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm telling you because it will give them national pride again.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it will be sitting around playing fucking video games and having sex with robot girls.
[SPEAKER_05]: They'll be going out and fucking fat girls on the weekend like every Marine does.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, hang on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like it should be.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no fat girls in Japan.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, but when you write all day, that's why we need to do what we see.
[SPEAKER_05]: We need to do a cultural exchange and have a bunch of Japs come over to now they came I put a bunch of Japs through EIB, expert infantry badge back in the day, they sent a whole infantry battalion over here to do EIB with us in 2008, nine, eight or nine, I'll remember.
[SPEAKER_05]: Anyways, that got to do that, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: a cultural exchange where they send a bunch of jobs over to Luzune and they can come down to Wilmington and go to poor house.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a bar underground bar there and there's so many fat girls there.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's a lot of them.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's a lot of telling you, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just like we've been.
[SPEAKER_05]: You were really selling it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've been there.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've been there.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's got a rocket.
[SPEAKER_04]: The influx of Japanese Americans.
[SPEAKER_03]: Poor house.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have drank there a million times.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I blocked out a number of times there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Poor house is a bar in Wilmington, North Carolina.
[SPEAKER_05]: That is, it's, it's a, a some Marsoctude and, uh, usually it's just fucking cool people during, I mean, they're always cool, but if you come on Liberty Weekends, there's a bunch of fucking literal jarhead privates in there and just, it's, it's like, Attenborough should be narrating this shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: because you see no we're gonna we're gonna get these people I'm gonna take him to St. Patrick's Day in Savannah, Georgia.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that'll do it too.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to Billy Boe legs down in Pensacola.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're gonna hit that bad boy up and we're gonna end it with shot show.
[SPEAKER_05]: Or just bring him anywhere in San Antonio.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, a hundred military city USA.
[SPEAKER_04]: We will get these people.
[SPEAKER_04]: They will never want to leave.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got three spots it's over.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of fat girls out there who need love too.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's
[SPEAKER_03]: But the big ones, man, I mean, the big ones needed the most, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, they need the most out of the history.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just think like, when there's choices in life, that's just not the first.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not your first choice.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, it depends.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not true for black dudes, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, there's something about service to your country.
[SPEAKER_05]: that makes you a man.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think that would be really helpful for Japan.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's a really good idea for them.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, look at Germany.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're talking about two access powers, two that had extreme national pride just 80 years ago, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: And...
[SPEAKER_05]: both get defeated, handily, and war.
[SPEAKER_05]: And Japan, let's do this reverse.
[SPEAKER_05]: Germany stayed on the US tit through NATO and other programs.
[SPEAKER_05]: We rebuilt there through the Marshall Plan.
[SPEAKER_05]: We rebuilt their economy.
[SPEAKER_05]: And for 80 years, we gave them preferential trade status.
[SPEAKER_05]: For 80 years.
[SPEAKER_05]: and they still can't get their shit together.
[SPEAKER_05]: They've had blips where they were okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: They loaned a bunch of money out to the EU, blah, blah, blah, now they're fucked again.
[SPEAKER_05]: Japan and the other hand, we nuked those motherfuckers twice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they're the like third best economy in the world right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: and everybody says it's dope over there so shit who knows yeah Aaron do you have a podcast i'm looking at your setup here uh before we get out of here where can everybody find you yeah you can go check out one dreaded if you want to talk air force special operations preparation stuff we got the whole thing for you operator training summit we're actually helping you get the skills that you need to succeed
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[SPEAKER_04]: If you want to hear me bullshit about politics and all kinds of other stuff, go follow me at Aaron, underscore loves, underscore America, and that's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Where are you based out of in real life?
[SPEAKER_04]: Vegas baby best American city on the face of the plan.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, shit.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You fucking love it back.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, just wait two months and you two months for now to be 120 fucking degrees there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good luck.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm a pair of motherfuckers.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll go to a day club and cool off in the pool by a pool side cabana get a five star meal afterwards.
[SPEAKER_04]: Your 120 doesn't scare me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's be a host.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for being here, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a pleasure.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, it's awesome man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Great meeting you love the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Next up, Artemis 2 Artemis 2 astronaut Victor Glover reflected on the beauty of creation as he delivered a message of faith in the unity from deep space this weekend.
[SPEAKER_03]: Glover, the pilot of the historic lunar mission was asked by CBS News Saturday about observing the Easter holiday while traveling away from Earth.
[SPEAKER_03]: It says, I don't have anything prepared.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm glad he brought it up though.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think these observances
[SPEAKER_03]: As far, I'm sorry, excuse me, as we are so far from Earth and looking at the beauty of creation, I think for me, one of the really important personal perspectives that I have up here is that I can really see Earth as one thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: When I read the Bible and I look at all the amazing things that were done for us, you guys are literally talking to us because we're in a spaceship really far from Earth, but
[SPEAKER_03]: that was created to give us a place to live in the universe and in the cosmos.
[SPEAKER_03]: Glover emphasized how precious human life is while marveling at the planet's place in the universe.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe the distance we are from you makes you think that what we're doing is special, but we're the same distance from you and I'm trying to tell you just trust me, you are special,
[SPEAKER_03]: And all of this emptiness, this is a whole bunch of nothing.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the thing called the universe.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have the Oasis, this beautiful place that we get to exist together.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was watching this over the weekend and just to give you a quick update here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Today, I don't know if you saw this a couple of hours ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the farthest that any human has been from Earth.
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... they just crossed that that threshold here uh... a couple hours ago uh... this guy has been very very impressive man throughout this entire mission uh... from beginning to end and all the pressures uh... and even aboard here uh... he was also the same guy who said look i really don't want to talk about my race and being the first black pilot can we talk about that uh... were all humans doing something special and were the first humans that are actually going this far from planet earth like that would be cool
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, he's uh that I mean the whole crew is studs the Canadian dude was speaking French the other day I don't appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh God.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll just stop man.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: They didn't play him luckily.
[SPEAKER_05]: He the government up there makes you do it If you give it a dress, you have to give it in French as well.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh really.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah The Canadian government French is a completely useless language unless you're talking specifically about food
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no reason to fuck a speak French ever.
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't do anything.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just to be clear But yeah, we're all one people whatever he said now he's he's a remarkable dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, he's a pipette or two Remember he's a fighter pilot Was part of the training hours for some of this stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was a SpaceX pilot as well
[SPEAKER_05]: former astronaut Eileen Collins explained the lunar mission it's potential impact of future Mars expeditions and how private companies like SpaceX are accelerating space flight as well on Fox and French you could find that was over the weekend that was a really good interview too if you're going to watch that one that's Eileen Collins.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then Michigan, Amanda Reed, Wiseman, describes an unbelievable view during the historic moon fly by, sorry, 6,000 miles above the lunar surface, former NASA, or I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, the Collins emphasize how private companies like SpaceX and Blue Origin are accelerating future.
[SPEAKER_05]: If something serious happens in this world, it's going to show up in miles per hour and be measured in foot-pounds, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to hear any more about the fucking metric system.
[SPEAKER_05]: I understand it makes math a little bit easier, but who does easy stuff, anyways?
[SPEAKER_05]: America has made math hard on purpose, okay?
[SPEAKER_05]: We did it on purpose, because fuck you.
[SPEAKER_05]: and we're still the best country that God damn world.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no stop in it, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: People just need to get this shit through their head.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, if you look at what happened just on Easter with what's going on with our space program and then our military, it's hard to dispute at this point.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_03]: Jesus, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: With everything that's going on, you wish some people would just look at it and be like, god damn it, man, we're lucky to live here.
[SPEAKER_03]: We were lucky to be born in this country and be Americans.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because all these other shit holes in their problems and all the other people we have to fucking police or give money to all over the goddamn world.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are lucky to be Americans and to the people that come here and don't appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why we hate them so much.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the others that do in a Simulane and want to work hard and be an American hold different story.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I don't understand how you can't look at what's going on right now and appreciate how great this country actually is.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if it came down to it, there's not a country on earth who could beat us.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, there's not a collection, honestly.
[SPEAKER_05]: But yeah, we got to get out of this fucking mindset where we think some fucking politician or other is going to come save us.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're not going to find any sort of hope or change like Obama said.
[SPEAKER_05]: in politics, politics is downstream of culture, and culture is downstream of character.
[SPEAKER_05]: Your individual character is going to be what determines whether this country survives or not.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Stop fucking thinking about Trump or anybody else's a savior, or as the villain.
[SPEAKER_05]: You are the villain.
[SPEAKER_05]: Your weakness is the villain in this story and our collective weakness is the ultimate boss that needs to be beaten.
[SPEAKER_05]: Politics is a reflection of people's character and it's not a remedy for it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Stop whining about politicians all the time and start doing something in your own fucking life.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you're fat or stupid,
[SPEAKER_05]: get fit and get smart and stop fucking around.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Next up, I got the no king scandal.
[SPEAKER_03]: When anti-Trump protesters took the streets across the country in late March for rallies, I mean, that was how many times we don't have the no king's scing, Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there have been like, it feels like once a month there's these bullshit things.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, there's no king's rallies and places that have literal kings, which is
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm just not.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not doing that.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: Anybody from a country that has a king that says no kings, that person should, I don't even know what you should do to them.
[SPEAKER_05]: England slap on me.
[SPEAKER_03]: England had these process and they have a king.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I know he doesn't do anything and he's probably going to die soon with his fat fingers.
[SPEAKER_03]: That ring is going to just, I think that ring fingers is going to be the death of them.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, he didn't give an Easter address.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's the first head of state of England, and I give an Easter address in like a thousand years.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_05]: But they did make room for Muslims.
[SPEAKER_05]: He didn't give a speech on Muslims at some point.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm hoping that when William takes power, and not that there's any real power,
[SPEAKER_05]: But he's also the king, nobody can stop him from doing certain things.
[SPEAKER_05]: You want to be in jail?
[SPEAKER_05]: If I make him the king of England, and he's just like, you know what?
[SPEAKER_05]: Fuck all you guys.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is gay.
[SPEAKER_03]: He feels like he would do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, he and his brother to go fuck himself.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but that was because he went against the family.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was afraid of a situation.
[SPEAKER_05]: So what?
[SPEAKER_05]: I look, that's the first step, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, fuck that guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck, carry in his wife.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, if you're a RPR listener, you know how much we hate Meghan Markle over there.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, as far as this no king shits,
[SPEAKER_03]: Fox News investigation reveals that nine vendors were paid and estimated $250,000 to build a professionally sophisticated protest infrastructure behind the flagship events held in St. Paul and a former Obama and Biden administration political and communications strategist Roger Fisk.
[SPEAKER_03]: to credits for being the senior advisor to the no-kings flagship events, fine-tuning the art and science of throwing the protests along with two other no-kings protests last year.
[SPEAKER_03]: The machine behind the protests included deploying about 30, excuse me, semi-trucks to deliver concert-level equipment, a massive mobile stage, nearly a mile of heavy duty feeder cable used to distribute.
[SPEAKER_03]: electricity throughout the rally site scores of portapodies, folding chairs, eight jumbo screens, Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it's like Coachella.
[SPEAKER_05]: All of the infrastructure and funding and coordination that you can only get here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep, is being used to protest here.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I just don't understand it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like going to a baseball game and whining about fucking hotdogs being there.
[SPEAKER_05]: What are you talking about?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: You want to live in this country or not.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just, like, there's no room for leftist nonsense and in reality anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hover your melee gave a great speech on it this week and actually.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was like, at some point, I realized that leftism is just a mental disorder.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can't apply it to any point in human history and make it make sense.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's been tried repeatedly, all these tactics have been tried as a separate system inside of other closed systems at every single time.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's led to nothing but degeneracy and the degradation of that culture and state, every single time.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no fucking historical example, ever where it has worked.
[SPEAKER_05]: So why are we even fucking talking about this shit?
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it's just revolutionary nonsense, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: This is where the, the individual's mind has to be informed and disciplined.
[SPEAKER_05]: You have to know you have to understand logic and reason.
[SPEAKER_05]: You have to be a master of yourself and not let these appeals to your emotional state govern you and you have to understand history.
[SPEAKER_05]: Otherwise, you will be, and we collectively will be susceptible to this bullshit, that's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it starts with men, it is primarily about fucking American males, American men, forget about Europe and all these other places, they do what we fucking tell them to do.
[SPEAKER_05]: At some point, American men are the only villain in this story.
[SPEAKER_05]: Everybody else is just taking advantage, they're the rat eaten the cheese.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's the victimhood mentality where everybody wants to feel like a victim or look at me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm special.
[SPEAKER_03]: I took my kid to a concert on Thursday nights and this woman needed a chair and a table claimed she broke her back bone.
[SPEAKER_03]: She was wearing a cut-out shirt and the back so we could see her entire back.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, man, my wife was like, would there be a bruise or something?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, I don't really understand what's going on.
[SPEAKER_03]: She would get up every two songs, kind of stand up and stretch out, make sure everybody was looking out or for her fucking thing that she probably didn't have to be honest with you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because again, there wasn't one scratch on her, and I could see her whole goddamn back she was basically buck naked for this fucking show.
[SPEAKER_03]: But there's a lot of people out there like this, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: They all want to be a victim of something of look at me, I'm special, help me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Help me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Help me out with this.
[SPEAKER_03]: I need help.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they don't really want to do any things for themselves.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she wasn't with, she was probably in the 30s, wasn't married, didn't have a ring on her finger, didn't have anything else.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she really didn't have a fucking life.
[SPEAKER_03]: Other than, look at me, I'm out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Help me out here.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I feel like there's a lot of those people that are out in the fucking world.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I don't know how to stop that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the thing that I don't want to stop either.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know the American man thing is another fucking hill to climb, but it's also this victim mentality that I don't know how you stop that.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, that's how you stop it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is by what is acceptable or what's not acceptable according to men.
[SPEAKER_05]: incentives drive outcomes.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is a universal truth.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if you incentivize people being victims, then they will be victims.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you incentivize social welfare programs, then people will come to our country looking for that.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you incentivize hard work, people will come to our country for that.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's a wildly different experience for the Native American.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is it not?
[SPEAKER_05]: when we have emigrants coming here that fucking art that build businesses versus ones that reach off our fucking society, it's wildly different.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, it's the same internally as well.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you accept men in your friend group who are fucking lazy and fat and stupid, who lie and cheat, who fucking have no honor, then that's what the country will be.
[SPEAKER_05]: that's who that our our children will become that and our women will become that and the fucking people who come here to join our country will also become that and the politicians who represent us will become that it starts with you that's it and as far as the immigration thing goes we're talking about like all of them come here because they get free shit
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's no other country on earth that gives you free shit when you go to the country.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you name another country in the world?
[SPEAKER_03]: Not like we do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe England?
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe, like I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, we've industrialized welfare here.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, where it's America has become worse than any socialism that's ever existed to be honest, because it's not primarily...
[SPEAKER_05]: We're so successful with capitalism.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's one thing to be socialist and have social welfare programs because within a very short period of time, 20 years maybe, your system breaks entirely, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: And you just can't sustain it anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you have socialism leaching off of capitalism,
[SPEAKER_05]: now we got a fucking problem right because it can go for a really long time and accrue a lot of debt before it ever gets sold and that's us that's what we're doing right now they're going through California I don't know if you saw this over the weekend just I mean making a rest after a rest after a rest eight were arrested in a federal crackdown and
[SPEAKER_03]: for health care fraud.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's another one.
[SPEAKER_03]: But that health care fraud is in regards to these immigrants where we've got to treat these people.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've got to help these people.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've got to give X amount of dollars to these people and then they show up.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's nobody there and the money's in their fucking accounts and all the shit and the California Attorney General.
[SPEAKER_03]: She warned of a spike in investment scams, you know, going across all this shit, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's got to be a crackdown at some point to get everybody out of the system.
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit, there's listeners back here.
[SPEAKER_03]: They still hear back there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was shot with them earlier and about how to fix this financial crisis and everything that's going on.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you just looked at the, the leaching off the system that you were talking about earlier, just got rid of that, dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: It would change our economy overnight for the entire country.
[SPEAKER_03]: But people don't want to do it because they're going to fucking lose votes in that state because God forbid, they don't give money to these people, then they're like, well, shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I might not have a reason to vote for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, look, the Republicans control the presidency in both houses of Congress, both chambers of Congress, and they can't pass a save act.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, they can't secure our elections, they can't do, and they haven't.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they've got to be in on it, sir?
[SPEAKER_05]: They haven't codified any doge cuts, they haven't done anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: They have to be in on it, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is the only thing that I can possibly think.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is there is kickbacks going to them, as well, that they won't pass this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe, maybe, or maybe they're just weak, but either way, there's nothing, there's nothing, both are still terrible.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's nothing moral about weakness.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a man being weak as the most immoral thing you can do, but as it drives all the rest of your fucking behaviors.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, when he says weak, he's not just talking about physically.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're talking about mentally as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: And passing this shit is a mental thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not like you have to fucking bench a PR to pass the save act.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're like, all right, man, you got to do 225 fucking 15 times and we can't pass the save act.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope, just go in there and fucking vote on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I still don't know where they are.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, is they went on holiday.
[SPEAKER_03]: One of the supposed to come back was six weeks.
[SPEAKER_05]: Some bullshit.
[SPEAKER_05]: A next week, some time.
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, if that's not at the top of the dock it when you get back into office there, I don't know what the fuck is at this point.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if you don't pass this, you and I have been looking at this fucking ticking clock, man, you got what five months left, you're fucked, and then it's all over, because you're not going to have the house.
[SPEAKER_03]: November, I can promise you that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Last but not least, here today is Moral Clarity.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is Senator John Federman.
[SPEAKER_03]: Obviously the Democrat out of Pennsylvania said that Moral Clarity and not Party politics is his guiding principle.
[SPEAKER_03]: Saturday is he described a widening break with the Democratic colleagues over his support for Israel and opposition to the ongoing government shutdown.
[SPEAKER_03]: Primarily, it's been Israel, a federalman said on life, liberty, and leaven, noting that he was one of the few Democrats to support Operation Epic Fury.
[SPEAKER_03]: The joint's U.S. Israeli military campaigning against Iran.
[SPEAKER_03]: That might isolate me politically, but I've had no regrets because I've always felt that that's moral clarity, and I never checked whatever politics are behind it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what the fuck stroke this guy had that completely changed all this, but maybe everyone should have it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why don't think his positions have really changed that much from before?
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it was his loyalty to the party is what changed, which is just growing up to be Frank and reading the T-Leaves.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, let me ask you this, who on the Republican side of the aisle has done this?
[SPEAKER_05]: Who on the Republican side for real or for show no, not performatively because Fetterman votes the way he votes still like he votes his his public speaking and his voting aligned.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would say Thomas Massey if he truly is doing it for his moral clarity, is probably the only one because he'll he'll just vote on whatever he thinks and it doesn't
[SPEAKER_03]: most of the time doesn't really help Republicans although he's listed his one what he's the only one I can really think of he's not a republic and he's a libertarian but he is but he's got an art front of his name and that's what he runs under so in my ran Paul I guess but he knows some of the shit like I don't know like
[SPEAKER_05]: There's going to be a reason to come to mind.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would like to hear from the audience on this.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, Massey's always been like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's a libertarian of capital L libertarian.
[SPEAKER_05]: So his position in government is to obstruct everything.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what that's his worldview.
[SPEAKER_05]: And sometimes that's good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Something that would be like trying to get things deregulated, which is a really important thing, getting stuff deregulated, particularly when it comes to farming.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's been pretty good at, I don't know how much success we've had yet, but I think there is some stuff coming down the line, ironically, stuff that he and Trump align on really well, but they'll never talk about it like that because they're both but heard about each other, but.
[SPEAKER_05]: Some of you who has been a Republican party loyalist who consistently calls out the Republicans for being weak and ineffectual.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure there's some out there.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't really pay attention.
[SPEAKER_05]: Birchett, yes, one, I guess.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's one, for sure, in Congress.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just like, this is not about
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think that Fetterman has had wild swings in his actual political positions.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think that's true.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think what has changed is he's calls a spade, like for example, all these Democrats are going on fucking his son, Piker's podcast.
[SPEAKER_05]: Son, Piker is a fucking Marxist, openly hates America.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're the bad guy to his son, Piker.
[SPEAKER_05]: In 2019, I said, I mean, this has been going on for a long time, by the way, in 2019, he said that America deserved 9-11, says that Jews are in bread, defended Hamas as being quote a thousand times better than Israel.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, look, you can fucking be upset with the way that Israel handles its business, but if you think Hamas is better than them, you're a fucking idiot.
[SPEAKER_05]: And Fetterman said, in response to this stuff, Democrats have to decide who side are you on?
[SPEAKER_05]: Are you proud to stand with that kind of individual or stand with his real?
[SPEAKER_05]: I may have lost the socialist vote in the pro-Aran vote in my party, but that's part of my party that's growing, unfortunately.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think on the right side,
[SPEAKER_05]: The analog to it would be all these people who are fucking, who think that the Israel's responsible for everything that happens in their life.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just the saddest fucking stupid bullshit of all time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Israel is a country like everywhere else that has dipshit leaders sometimes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Good leaders very infrequently, like most countries, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Even if you read about the history of ancient Israel, most of their kings were shitbacks.
[SPEAKER_05]: They had like one good king for every four bad ones, essentially.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you, if you, anybody knows John for the Reismires?
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, no, that's England.
[SPEAKER_14]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're talking about the tutors and I don't know that Henry VIII was a good or bad king specifically.
[SPEAKER_05]: Fuck hard dude.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, he did separate England from the Catholic Church, uh, which is I appreciate that and, um, Catholic's aren't people, but, um, you know, aside from that,
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, Catholics are people, they just hate gays.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like, you know, that's not Catholics don't hate gay people.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're going to hell.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said they're going out.
[SPEAKER_03]: All you gotta do is a problem.
[SPEAKER_03]: You see, you can walk around.
[SPEAKER_03]: You just gotta apologize.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that what it is, Bob?
[SPEAKER_03]: You go to heaven and just sell God.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, right before you just get your last rights.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, you're good to go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just checking.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then this clip, I don't know if you saw this with Chris Cuomo with Fetterman, but this was very interesting to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bob, play this clip real quick here, because I thought this exact same thing, but he's the only one who's ever set it.
[SPEAKER_03]: God.
[SPEAKER_10]: I checked, you know, where gas was a gallon, you know, two years ago in 24.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it was around it's 365 for a gallon, and the world was an on fire, and, you know, you know, I remember any Democrats complaining about it.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I gasped up my Jeep when I was in New York at the Sheets.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it was like 374, 375 a gallon.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, so, I mean, overall, yeah, gas is higher than it was before this when you are having an in the military engagement, at this, of course, you're going to find some fluctuation on it.
[SPEAKER_10]: I checked.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's true.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, and this is the, but this is the talking point.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't go back to that Westmore guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was at a lot in that interview yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a eight-minute sit down and he was talking about the high gas prices and everything else.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, to CBS's credit, and I was, whoever this guy was, is an interviewing him, said, look, man, you're the governor of Maryland.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have a 95 cent tax on gas per gallon in your state.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can change that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, no, no, no, I don't want to change that or talk about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to talk about a ran driving up the gas prices.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they were like, well, cool man, but let's start at home and things that you can personally fix.
[SPEAKER_03]: You could drop your own price by a dollar a gallon today if you want it to.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's the exact point.
[SPEAKER_05]: Everybody, it's the full and the coward that points to everyone else for their problems.
[SPEAKER_05]: And this is kind of what Federmint's talking about.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's saying the same thing I am.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's just talking about it in the fraternity of American politics.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't there's probably some stuff I agree with them on there's probably quite a bit I don't I I'm more in the in the in the middle on and so far as like some stuff I think is The the right is completely wrong about advice first.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think the right I think conservatism is as a baseline is the right move, but that doesn't And form the Republican party very much.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's be real about that.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I can have a conversational day with a guy like Federman because he's not the what about guy or whatever.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's not a guy who says, I say, hey, these people are being negatively affected in this way.
[SPEAKER_05]: He goes, yeah, well, what about this?
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not who he is.
[SPEAKER_05]: right I can you you can actually talk about the left and the right position and I don't mean Republican a Democrat I mean true left and true right position on an issue and find some way to solve that problem with a guy who admits that who doesn't just say well gas is the president's fault or look at we did with gas or whatever the fuck man.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the kind of person that you should want in politics.
[SPEAKER_05]: Whether you agree with them on everything or not, because at least you're having a real conversation about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right now, nobody in the Republican Party is having real conversations as far as Congress goes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nobody.
[SPEAKER_05]: Birchett is pretty good, although he's a bit of an internet character.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, obviously, I like Rubio, but he's not in the Congress anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_05]: So I think there's a lot of fucking noise and not a whole lot of conversation happening.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that seems to be the case though with everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: Unless you get out there and do it, and by the way, when I say everything, I mean, everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care if it's coaching your kids fucking little league team or whatever it is, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: People don't want to get involved in shit these days, like it's wild to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you only get one shot at this life, and we're in the greatest country in the world.
[SPEAKER_03]: See, I might as well fucking utilize it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just don't understand.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, now's the one that's show we get to the drinking bro of the week.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you allowed to come up, sir?
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you in the middle of a move for the big job?
[SPEAKER_03]: I know you and I were chatting about it earlier.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, come on up.
[SPEAKER_03]: Great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on up.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to just fire anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can submit it drinking bros.com or we'd love to see your lovely face in the studio.
[SPEAKER_03]: Brobox is on fire right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see, by the way, those new beat shirts, those little polos, they're fucking dope his shits.
[SPEAKER_03]: So they got the drinking bros logos on there.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got the the mic and the mug shirts.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are new to the store go back Bob.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got some of those epic operation fury shirts.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and we still have like 20 we over order for the bro box.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just in case, because we never know how many people were in a month, we got the John Rambo bags up there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are dope as fuck dude and very cheap.
[SPEAKER_03]: So if you want those feel free and fire away, you can also submit on the app.
[SPEAKER_03]: The app is free.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's on iPhones and Android, Drinking Bros app.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is up there and you can submit for drinking bro of the week on there.
[SPEAKER_03]: However, we'd love to see you in the studio There pop that mic about an inch from your face, sir.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm still playing the music.
[SPEAKER_03]: You go Go ahead, go ahead, fire in Welcome to the show sir.
[SPEAKER_03]: How worry?
[SPEAKER_03]: What's your name?
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, nice Bobby.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey Bobby.
[SPEAKER_12]: Where you from?
[SPEAKER_12]: North Carolina.
[SPEAKER_02]: Look it's you I know you are moving, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah Bobby, we are okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks for staying that live on air today
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, it's, every listener has been in the studio.
[SPEAKER_03]: Obviously, the huge sign is out there for sale.
[SPEAKER_03]: That, that fucking highways on top of us.
[SPEAKER_12]: So yeah, this is codably here, man.
[SPEAKER_12]: I know, I never thought I'd actually be out here, you know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which is great that you're all because how dope is this place?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like a rock, it's cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, the same setup where we go is just, you know, fuck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nothing we can do.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's an 11-lane highway going.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh yeah, you might get cold no matter where you are.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I, but I will say this, because we live.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you probably came in from downtown upwards here.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, are you, are you staying downtown tonight?
[SPEAKER_12]: No, we're staying out in the country.
[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, tors, tors, Tyler.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so you probably still had to use the highway coming right in, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So here's the, here's the wild thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: When we moved here, it was tons of traffic and all that other shit down here or whatever, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's been six years.
[SPEAKER_03]: Six years of this construction, it's still fucking gone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now it's going outs.
[SPEAKER_03]: Another 12 miles that way, including through our... Yeah, because I've listened to you before.
[SPEAKER_12]: Totally.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and it's coming through the property and all that is shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: So when I was talking about that Concerts that I took my my sons who the other night with my wife for his birthday It took us 19 minutes from my house to get downtown
[SPEAKER_03]: because of the new highway.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was like, both of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And during rush hour, too, it was like five to 30.
[SPEAKER_03]: And what I was like, whoa.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, I understand why you're building it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It sucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's gonna force us out.
[SPEAKER_03]: But whatever, man, like shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: I understand why you're doing it because the city's grown.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm not one of those people who's like, man, you can't stop growth, or whatever.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just prefer that it wasn't through my fucking property.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was 11 lanes, but because of the 11 lanes, God damn, we got down there fast.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, the construction show, y'all,
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh fuck this guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got we got some shirts in the bro box that are coming out to like Something like some shit.
[SPEAKER_12]: I like red guillotine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, fuck those guys dude.
[SPEAKER_03]: And hey, they then been back since by the way Now one fucking shovel was touched this land after that so
[SPEAKER_03]: Homeboy got the message apparently because uh, that's all I have to live for You know what I'm saying you're never talking about it really Before I went on here with arena football and shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just you miss violence and shit like that like for real I played football.
[SPEAKER_12]: I probably would have stuck more to baseball would the injuries I've had over the years Yeah, but imagine if you could go back and do it.
[SPEAKER_12]: How much fun that was?
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, it was fun man.
[SPEAKER_12]: It was working a minute
[SPEAKER_03]: I did and it was awesome at it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was good.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was fun.
[SPEAKER_12]: I do short-time racing when I can and do your wife's that she hates it both
[SPEAKER_12]: I get here and back there.
[SPEAKER_12]: He's grabbing a car man, you get out there.
[SPEAKER_12]: No shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: They just asked us to do a NASCAR event.
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to do it, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've done a few.
[SPEAKER_03]: Black rifles got a car in them.
[SPEAKER_12]: So, yeah, I like local short-track, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I see your black rifle, coffee hats.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, all of them, man.
[SPEAKER_12]: She does too.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I mean, we love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, they got a car and I think we might get a gig with them.
[SPEAKER_03]: even more healthy weekend like yeah we're chatting about it now if we can figure it out oh yeah it just depends on again what's going on with this highway system yeah and all this other shit but uh who do you want to give uh drink and bro the week time I want to give it to my wife I mean she's rat so push me no matter what even with job changes or anything like that well or I do it or I don't do it you know she's gonna be there for me so what's what do you think of North Carolina versus Texas
[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, I like Texas.
[SPEAKER_12]: I like visiting other places and stuff.
[SPEAKER_12]: And I'm just not wanting people to go somewhere because I think I want to live there, you know.
[SPEAKER_12]: I like North Carolina.
[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, I've been in the Marine Corps and I went all over and stuff and you know, I come back home and that's where I was like, well, I'm gonna live here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's for us when my wife got pregnant and I think I told the story in the past, but we were on a 30 city press tour for a movie that her and I were in together.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it said, look, I don't we want to raise kids in Los Angeles, and I was just like, this is a fucking nightmare.
[SPEAKER_12]: I mean, yeah.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_12]: I've been in LA before and it's rough.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, private schools are running 30 to 40 grand a year for your kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm talking like pre-K. Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, holy shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, buried friends of mine, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was just like, I ain't going through that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: That money ain't worth it, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: with their teaching and you're just like Jesus Christ.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I was like, we're, we get the fuck out of here, pick a city that you like along this whole fucking press tour.
[SPEAKER_03]: And many of the cities we'd never been to in real life.
[SPEAKER_03]: And one of them was swimming to...
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... that was the reason we decided to move there originally was beautiful and it was fucking awesome and uh... and that was it and it was the best decision we made so yeah stay with in the big cities and uh... and i uh... yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
[SPEAKER_03]: I like a small town because you get to know your community better and you get to know your neighbors and I mean you feel like you know everybody.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, I got neighbors are like family.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, that's the way it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it feels, I don't know, safer in a way and it's like when your kids go out and play or you're at an event somewhere, you know who's in the crowd.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know who's there and they know you, they know your kids and you treat
[SPEAKER_03]: They're kids like they're your kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was just like for each other.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, and I missed that element of it And I've lived in massive cities of the New York I've lived in Los Angeles, I lived in Austin, and it's like I've lived in all these environments But like the safest you feel is in a small town.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you actually feel like you know people
[SPEAKER_03]: And it also feels like the one place where you can make a difference.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just a little thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm not talking politically either.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just talking about like helping your neighbors.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, it's like Dan said it before, you know, when voting.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, like your sheriff and our counties.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, they're like the biggest people in the world.
[SPEAKER_12]: And all of those motherfuckers.
[SPEAKER_12]: And we got a good one where we're at, which is great.
[SPEAKER_12]: And we keep getting him in there.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And everybody's behind it.
[SPEAKER_12]: Where it's just like, all right, cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do we need to do now?
[SPEAKER_12]: We're going to put up with a COVID, man.
[SPEAKER_12]: See, we're going to put up all that.
[SPEAKER_12]: He's a good guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the only way you can do it.
[SPEAKER_12]: So yeah Yeah, because Gilford County had like they had some for a while had a sheriff that wouldn't go along We'll help the people It's not there anymore.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, they're small those small-time Political things are big.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're huge.
[SPEAKER_03]: We had one up in dribbling springs
[SPEAKER_03]: And he wasn't doing a great job and people got together.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was at a bar one night.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was part of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was at a bar and they were like, hey, Ross, the only guy who was one dude out of here and I was like, how many votes does this take, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: And they were like, it's gonna take 3,000 votes.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like they were like trying to shock me with some staggering number.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you say it's only like three hundred?
[SPEAKER_03]: Three hundred.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thirty three hundred won the last election.
[SPEAKER_03]: I go, oh, we'll fuck that guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, we can easily get him out of here.
[SPEAKER_12]: That's all you need me done.
[SPEAKER_03]: Easily.
[SPEAKER_03]: And guess what?
[SPEAKER_03]: He didn't make it past the primary.
[SPEAKER_03]: So he's not in there anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you can help out politically and also your neighbors to shit like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I just enjoy it more than big cities to be honest with you.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: But that's me.
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate you being here, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to stick around for sports.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You guys out of here.
[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, I think we're going to get on down the road.
[SPEAKER_03]: OK. We'll take a picture with you.
[SPEAKER_03]: And grab some fucking hardy of cells for doing.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, I want to try it.
[SPEAKER_12]: I've never tried it.
[SPEAKER_12]: It's probably my first time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck you.
[SPEAKER_12]: Well, I want to build a walk around a day.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, dude.
[SPEAKER_12]: We got a little thing.
[SPEAKER_12]: We got some stuff we want to do.
[SPEAKER_02]: So just pull a couple of your favorite favorites.
[SPEAKER_12]: I want to do that when I'm not going to do anything else.
[SPEAKER_03]: I understand.
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