[SPEAKER_02]: Sit back, relax, and have a bucket of trees for the trees.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, welcome to Drinking Rose Kids.
[SPEAKER_07]: Friday, Friday, Friday.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dancingy?
[SPEAKER_07]: Went a little hard last night.
[SPEAKER_07]: When it's had hard last night, some really trying to refuel here today, saw one of our faves last night.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was my son's 12th birthday, Jacks.
[SPEAKER_07]: Happy birthday, buddy.
[SPEAKER_07]: We love you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you for that.
[SPEAKER_07]: His favorite musician is Barnes Courtney.
[SPEAKER_07]: Brenda the show bit on the show and got to take him out to see him last night.
[SPEAKER_07]: My wife and I, and...
[SPEAKER_07]: it's weird when you love the same artist as much as your child and you start boozing because you're like oh my god this is my favorite dude too and then boom uh here we are so uh poundin just poundin through the water today uh making the wheels turn here uh and then I'll get it in a hearty half probably around let's call it two-ish uh bob your kids at a school in eight two gone right yeah good Friday what did you do Dan for good Friday what you do to
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, should be good.
[SPEAKER_04]: What?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I ate some, uh, taco meat with cottage cheese and pineapple.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a really nice, high protein treat.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's, um, that's what you did from good Friday.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why I did today.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And addition to some eggs earlier, but, um, and I had a, I had a show with a philosopher.
[SPEAKER_04]: I haven't done anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who was the philosopher?
[SPEAKER_04]: His name is Benjamin Hambi.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a friend of Bakers.
[SPEAKER_04]: What was he philosophizing on?
[SPEAKER_04]: He's a logic and critical thought guy.
[SPEAKER_07]: So like Aristotle Plato, she was like, oh, it's very similar to what I do on a daily basis.
[SPEAKER_07]: And yeah, I could have just had me on this morning, you know?
[SPEAKER_07]: But we're lucky.
[SPEAKER_07]: You see the name of it.
[SPEAKER_07]: How are we limited already on ads?
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't swear once on YouTube already limited do to maybe because we have shot in the title.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know YouTube so says that what it is it honestly may be that it's just the worst at the worst platform on the planets uh look guys um no way to sugarcoat this American planes have been shot down in Iran uh Dan you know the details of this better than I do I woke up to the story and unfortunately I'm like most of you where you have to check like
[SPEAKER_07]: 10 different sources to say is this true is this real or is this the bullshit that's the propaganda that you know Iran is putting out you can confirm this okay yeah I mean in you now's a good opportunity to see which one of the people or organizations you go to for news or full of shit or not right because
[SPEAKER_04]: If they're not reporting that there is a F-15 strike eagle that got shot down and that an A-10 subsequently was shot down during CSR combat search and rescue is called Sandy.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the posture they take.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then they don't know what they're talking about.
[SPEAKER_04]: They don't have access.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're just repeating something they heard from somebody else.
[SPEAKER_04]: Got it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just to be clear.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, not everybody's going to have access to all things that happen to be hooked up in the Air Force book.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: at least guests that's most members of any mainstream media would if you're talking of people that are that are so it's a different it's a different thing right the people who report
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, like these Pentagon reporters, they have to play by the rules to maintain access.
[SPEAKER_04]: So they're only talking to kernels and generals and spokespeople who are given them a tailored message and they just repeat it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ah, right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Got you.
[SPEAKER_04]: And if you talk, if I talk to somebody, somebody who's involved in the operation.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: like directly involved.
[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, what happened was what we think anyway so far the preliminary is that a Russian Sam site like service air missile site popped in F15 then on a Sandia afterward a follow on to look for them in 810.
[SPEAKER_04]: was downed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now the 18 pilot has already been recovered.
[SPEAKER_04]: The F-15 pilot also been recovered.
[SPEAKER_04]: The weapons officer from the F-15 not yet recovered so far.
[SPEAKER_04]: We although Israel said earlier that they may have gotten them, so we don't know just yet, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, is there any deaths?
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, not not reported yet.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, there's one dude out there.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's armed and He says God is good enemies three clicks north.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was the last thing we heard from them Radio communications are gonna get jammed and he wouldn't have Long-range stuff with him anyways, but he'll be fine.
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll get him As far as
[SPEAKER_04]: who she who did this uh... what we positive it's a rania i know it's a i was in a rainy airspace wrote when i say a rush in sand i mean that it was one their tech that they provided for them got it got on now i'm also being told that the the f-15 pilot is one of the same guys i got shot down a quake stop yeah it's like dude flock man you got the worst luck in the world or the best is still alive
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, yeah, the pilot's already been recovered, so he's doing fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's been in two.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's been shot down twice in a month, and it's fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's pretty.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you got to count your fucking look there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Who do you think he is?
[SPEAKER_06]: A B24 pilot and World War II.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know.
[SPEAKER_07]: It sounds like an unbelievable story here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I wonder Bob, look at who's who's been shot down the most.
[SPEAKER_04]: It would definitely be a B24.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would imagine.
[SPEAKER_06]: almost has to be has to be right.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's no other option.
[SPEAKER_06]: There is no other option.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe like no because we didn't do enough jumps for a C 47 or not C 47 what do you call it?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a 17 or something like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: The B 24 pilots were going up several times a week if not every day.
[SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, it would easily be them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me see either like a C 47 or C 17 would not have had enough flight time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you got, Bob?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, damn it, that's most confirmed kills.
[SPEAKER_06]: I will note though, because this name is too good to not mention.
[SPEAKER_06]: The top American flying ace of World War II, having shot down 40 Japanese aircraft, flying a P38 lightning, was major dick-balling.
[SPEAKER_06]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a hero.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, there you go.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dick-balling?
[SPEAKER_07]: American hero.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dick-balling.
[SPEAKER_07]: Way to go, Dick-balling.
[SPEAKER_07]: my god dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was back when Dick was like a common name.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, what how do you spell is because Dick winners was You know, Richard Dickbong.
[SPEAKER_06]: How do you spells last name B-o-n-g?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: How do you get that last name?
[SPEAKER_04]: What does it mean?
[SPEAKER_05]: Look up look at what that word means smoking way to learn Is it a elic island bastardization or something?
[SPEAKER_05]: It was bomb bomb good dash.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, so I think this guy might have been Vietnamese actually.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, you don't say
[SPEAKER_06]: We go that's then that answers your question.
[SPEAKER_06]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was not.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know how he got this Wow, he's a fucking fucked dude Now we're the fucking fake news.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was born to Carl Bong Sweden.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who is an immigrant from Sweden?
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay So that's Swedish I guess, but it's probably not Bong.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's probably Boeing or something Bong that I'll be the ANG maybe Yeah, maybe they they anglicized it
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, whatever man Bong is a dope ass last name, I'd love to have it, you know?
[SPEAKER_07]: Shit, the image fucking jerseys I could sell and I otherwise for that if your last name was Bong in a college campus Well, let's go bro Damn dude, it's like our buddy Noah back here Noah, Knega.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's Cashing in on it dude left and right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that K was who that K is always in there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh That K is always in there for me, okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't slip
[SPEAKER_07]: There's a pillow backstage that I stream into for the end word every single time, okay?
[SPEAKER_07]: So, let's slip on this show.
[SPEAKER_06]: It looks like for an American pilot, the most was two or three times, because if they got shot down basically more than twice, they were either grounded or reassigned.
[SPEAKER_06]: Not probably not punitively, probably like, uh, think you've seen enough, like, you're good to, you're good, to get a new job.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: They, I mean, look, that's, uh,
[SPEAKER_04]: During a conventional conflict like this, and not a full blown war, getting shot down twice in a month is fucked.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a lot of good.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a lot under any circumstances, but that's in a non-liked declared multi-year war that's wild.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's like lightning strike.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I don't even have to explain it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Holy shit, dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, the way you explain it is that motherfucker is on the tip of the spear.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's how you explain it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, he's out there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like there's, if you are comfortable throwing a guy back in after that situation that quickly, then he's a fucking pipeheader for sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, also he wanted to do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well, I mean, you know what I'm saying, you've got to want to say, yeah, I'll go back to tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Otherwise, you probably take time off of that and not go back in.
[SPEAKER_07]: So good to hear that everybody's fine.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think that's why this story is kind of dwindling with the media.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, the media was hoping for a shit ton of deaths in this one.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just praying on it, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Give me 15 dead, give me 15 American soldiers dead, so we can run with that fucking headline.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so, you know, according to everybody else, I mean, they're way behind you, by the way.
[SPEAKER_07]: Even the house Democrats just posted 28 minutes ago.
[SPEAKER_07]: We are monitoring updates about the F-15 shot down by Iran and hope for the safety of the crew members for involved in the rescue and all that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: They are
[SPEAKER_07]: Far behind on this one.
[SPEAKER_04]: They always are there's also an IRGC missile malfunction that You can see that the video is online the whole takeoff and lift and it slammed into some West T-Round neighborhood Watch, I'm sure we'll get playing for that to See how it goes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay Yeah, you got it Yeah, so you can at least see the launch site this time so they can't blame us for that one.
[SPEAKER_07]: There you go
[SPEAKER_07]: And then what happens in a case like this damn we usually go and blow that place up?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, they already did it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, they did, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, you mean from where they fired that missile, yeah, we'll drop a bomb on that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just, well, we'll do some risk.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're, we have ISR up there right now, drones that are high enough that they can't be detected and we'll see if it's a mobile Sam site.
[SPEAKER_04]: We may let it go to see where it travels to.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right?
[SPEAKER_04]: So, TBD on that, I mean, we've got pretty competent people in our military, believe it or not.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're good at conducting war, so that's what they're doing.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, there's footage of this that I wanted to share with you.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you can confirm it, I know the Twitter accounts and they're big, but again, I'm fooled by AI.
[SPEAKER_04]: Being a big Twitter accounts, I mean anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is called bandwagon fallacy.
[SPEAKER_04]: The popularity of a statement has no correlation to its truth.
[SPEAKER_07]: Totally get it, but I want to show you this video.
[SPEAKER_07]: And they're saying this is the actual video of it being shot down.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know anything about that, but play it just to see it here.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, this isn't the F-15.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it isn't.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, the caption says F-15 chases Iranian drone, but can't take it down.
[SPEAKER_07]: Got it, got it, got it, got it.
[SPEAKER_07]: OK, gotcha, gotcha.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, because with all this shit, Jesus, man, if you don't fact check it, or you don't know inside sources, I'm the regular dummy who lives out in the world who looks at this shit and kind of breezes by it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then we'll get into it on the show and then try to reverse engine errands
[SPEAKER_07]: That is the pitch of today's media because they're going to have their own stories tonight, whatever that is.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm sure they're going to drag out even if these guys are found all of them.
[SPEAKER_07]: A live, they will drag it out and make sure that it's a 48-72-hour story where we're on the search for these people, we shouldn't be in this thing and blah, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_07]: So if everybody's all
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, I mean, three is two of the three of our even recovery.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: So we're just looking for one more right now at this point.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, just making sure here.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then, uh, we got a fun story out of Italy today, Bob.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, you're going to love this one just because you can go down a rabbit hole here of who this chick actually is.
[SPEAKER_07]: But, uh,
[SPEAKER_07]: The Maloney cabinet's been rocked by this affairs scandal.
[SPEAKER_07]: I forget that there's people in other countries who have huge like only fans models and influencers and all that other shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just because we only know the ones here.
[SPEAKER_07]: But the second minister was caught up in a romance with his younger online influencer here and the Italian PM.
[SPEAKER_07]: recovers from the bruising referendum defeat here but when you see this check I think you're fine with it you know you really understand it here so she's a former model Bob and she revealed she is having an affair with Italy's interior minister causing a new crisis for Georgia Maloney there she is right there you shocked by that Bob or no
[SPEAKER_06]: It's Italy.
[SPEAKER_06]: They had, don't you remember who was the fucking guy, Dan, from like 10 years ago, who was just like making Bill Clinton look like a Puritan, Italy's Prime Minister?
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, what does that fuckers name?
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, is that the jam over there?
[SPEAKER_07]: You just allowed to do this and everybody kind of looks the other way?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's Italy.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, not allowed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Was it Conte?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it was content.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no, Silvio Berlusconi.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, Berlusconi, yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, was it Berlusconi?
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, are you sure?
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: So, I mean, the first thing I typed it, the first thing that comes up is Silvio Berlusconi prostitution trial.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh my God, you're not gonna believe this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Her last name is Conte.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's no way.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's some way.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is there a way that's the daughter?
[SPEAKER_07]: Her name is Claudia Conte.
[SPEAKER_07]: uh... i don't know i would love this so much if this is true holy shit but it looks like so few of her guard and yet it of course that was going down over there i didn't know that's that's how they they played it out though in Italy good for them you know yeah that's how they roll a hundred percent and i and i hate to repeat myself but you know when i think of Italy all of garden
[SPEAKER_07]: heart and on and then that's kind of it as far as Italy goes and I kind of move on with my life over there.
[SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, not shocked by this whatsoever and congratulations.
[SPEAKER_07]: So Claudia Conte claimed in a radio interview that she was having an affair with Mateo Bandido say they have the best last name, though.
[SPEAKER_07]: I will give him that.
[SPEAKER_07]: He times a 62-year-old.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sixers from Minister married two grown-up children and congratulations to him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Proudia, bud.
[SPEAKER_07]: Proudia over there.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I'm extremely proud of him.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that him?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_06]: No one.
[SPEAKER_06]: My word.
[SPEAKER_06]: But that's just Italy.
[SPEAKER_06]: You just do that, Italy.
[SPEAKER_06]: I do.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the whole vibe, huh?
[SPEAKER_06]: Italy and France.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's just old guys banging young chicks constantly.
[SPEAKER_07]: I guess so, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: So look at that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's smile on his face.
[SPEAKER_07]: Tells you everything you need to know.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right there.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know?
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a wide tie, too.
[SPEAKER_07]: You never see a tie that wide.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's doubled up.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's not got the tail tucked in correctly.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Which is kind of embarrassing for an Italian to be honest, but if he's slinging hog like that, who's got the time to tie your tie right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, no one do.
[SPEAKER_07]: No one.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you're at the deling, you're slinging meat, dude, occasionally, here's gonna fall into it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nothing you can do about it over there.
[SPEAKER_07]: And yeah, yeah, congratulations to this guy, congratulations.
[SPEAKER_07]: Obviously, it's good Friday today, Easter weekends, you got to Easter egg hunts and all that stuff.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think it's supposed to rain here on Saturday, but there's a dude, we've brought up this story in the past, where people actually nail themselves to the cross, and they kind of repeat what Jesus did to kind of live like him.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's show it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Who cares?
[SPEAKER_07]: What the fuck?
[SPEAKER_07]: YouTube's already new to videos.
[SPEAKER_07]: Who cares?
[SPEAKER_07]: There's a dude who has done this 37 times.
[SPEAKER_07]: There he is, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, this is the Philippines, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they do it every year.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's, uh, no, but it's the same dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the stations of the cross here, but he gets, yeah, I mean, this is all.
[SPEAKER_06]: More than one person does it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like a bunch of people do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: So this guy's name is Rubin Nahe, he's 65, and he was crucified.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, they're staying for the final time that he died.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, just you got a return set, but 37 years in a row, he did this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Does he get a purple heart for this?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sure where you get from like, Chris and him.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you be, can he be sainted for this?
[SPEAKER_04]: You think the Catholics are going to sain him for this?
[SPEAKER_07]: Bob, what do you get?
[SPEAKER_04]: He's been doing it for a long time.
[SPEAKER_06]: 37 years is a long time.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a long time.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think you got to, you got to look into it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now you don't get, none of that happens till after you die.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you got to put him on a short list, I think.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Bob, that's too obvious.
[SPEAKER_07]: So on the nose, short full of piano guy, put him on the short list, come on now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Come on, you're better than that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like putting Gary Coleman on the short list.
[SPEAKER_06]: So with this what's the story do they actually go nails to the hands and all that so they look like they do nail through the hands and the feet but you're not being crucified you're supported by these other things because the whole point of crucifixion is a lot of times they actually did just tie them uh... the nails weren't uh... necessary that makes you uh... it makes you suffocate though like the way that your body collapses down on your lungs and you can't breathe anymore
[SPEAKER_04]: No way, yeah, that's why I like the Roman centurion piercing Jesus.
[SPEAKER_04]: His side was something, I mean, it was kind of a mercy, I think.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, this is like intentional stigma.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's nothing, there's no shit, that's it right there.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's no cat, there's no Catholic ritual to do this.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is not a thing that's like canon.
[SPEAKER_04]: Put this on screen here, Bob.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is wild.
[SPEAKER_07]: The nails.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is he screaming?
[SPEAKER_07]: Is there any audio?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's screaming.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's not having fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: 37 times the fucking guy did this.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh shit dude.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well he announced his retirement.
[SPEAKER_07]: He said this was going to be his final one.
[SPEAKER_07]: One of the best to ever do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I may be the goat dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe the greatest of all time.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh is he speaking right here?
[SPEAKER_07]: I guess.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he's got bandages on his fucking hands, dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, treat them.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is legit.
[SPEAKER_06]: At this point, it should be like a piercing on your ear.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, you can just swap out nails.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what I would figure here.
[SPEAKER_07]: But, uh, I'll look at that whole thing play out right there.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that was on purpose.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, I do too.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're actors, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, so they're, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at him.
[SPEAKER_07]: How do he's in it, isn't he?
[SPEAKER_07]: What are performance this guy's putting on?
[SPEAKER_07]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Go dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's in it.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's Jesus right there.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is wild.
[SPEAKER_04]: Man.
[SPEAKER_04]: And so what do you think happens when he shows up to heaven?
[SPEAKER_04]: And made Jesus?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and he's like, I mean, same guy, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Is it like the Spider-Man meme?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like you did it once, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: This is not talking shit or nothing.
[SPEAKER_04]: It should have 37 times.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: JCA is what they call them in the best.
[SPEAKER_04]: JCA 37 times.
[SPEAKER_04]: But that your fucking pipe is smoking it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I hope that's the conversation, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think Jesus would get a kick out of it.
[SPEAKER_07]: So do I. I think Jesus has a sense of humor and he'll be like, hey, bro.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it did 37 times, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: God definitely has a sense of humor.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bob, do you remember when he smoked the Philistines with hemorrhoids?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hemorrhoids?
[SPEAKER_07]: How so?
[SPEAKER_07]: Look, how does his fingers, can you talk about it?
[SPEAKER_04]: He's got it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's first Samuel chapter five.
[SPEAKER_04]: There was a plague of hemorrhoids for punishment for capturing the arc of the covenant.
[SPEAKER_04]: how they would have captured.
[SPEAKER_04]: I guess they have to hold on to the poles that come out of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because if you allegedly, if you touch it directly, you just die.
[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, it says, I can't remember the exact phrase.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I gave him hemorrhoids on their secret parts.
[SPEAKER_04]: I believe is the phrase in Arabic secret parts, which is...
[SPEAKER_04]: It makes me feel uncomfortable.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, we know what secret parts are.
[SPEAKER_07]: We get it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, man, that video was haunting Bob.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm looking more into this.
[SPEAKER_07]: So ahead of the crucifixion and not hey, was that guy that we showed and the two other dudes carry their crosses on their back for a half a mile and scorching heat.
[SPEAKER_07]: This year he carried a slightly lighter cross weighing 20 kilograms.
[SPEAKER_07]: How much is that?
[SPEAKER_07]: 44 pounds.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fuck dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's not that much for that little guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's forty four how much how much do you squat well, but he's sixty seven years old.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, well how much do you squat me because you're sixty
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, fucking half his age.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's also dragging it on his back.
[SPEAKER_06]: And 44 pounds, it's like picking up my oldest kid.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's like a fucking five year old.
[SPEAKER_07]: Guys, it's 60, he's 67.
[SPEAKER_06]: So Mike, my dad picks up my kid.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: A 45 pound.
[SPEAKER_04]: Probably more like a six or seven year old.
[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, that's not like a big kid.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, six or seven.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sixth.
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, fucking do it today.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you didn't ever answer the question.
[SPEAKER_04]: What?
[SPEAKER_04]: How much do you squat?
[SPEAKER_07]: Ah, shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Last time I did it, I think, 225.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nothing crazy.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not a big, I don't go for PRs or anything.
[SPEAKER_07]: I have it in a long, long time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, you're better off doing kettlebell and dumbbell squats than you are doing rack squats.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well, it was on a thing because I don't have a spot or anything.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, if the GM were a Smith machine, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, those are gay.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're there.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's the stage of life I'm in of like workouts.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're not fun You don't get to do the cool shit like you didn't college Where you're doing your blast and PRs every four days like it's just a functional workout to make sure Everything's moving along.
[SPEAKER_07]: You still look good and close and that's where I'm out in this life right now, you know
[SPEAKER_07]: uh... train pretty hard for the football shit for for the ringling but uh... i was really really fucking sore for uh... by seventy two seventy two hours after so i was like holy shit
[SPEAKER_07]: uh... but after that it was like a great cool but still there was no p.r.s involved or any of that shit cuz i didn't want to get hurt um... sand franando is s.s.e.
[SPEAKER_04]: south east of and angeless city clerk air force base i'm not sure what the relevance of this is holly mooby star in the chat is saying this and then watch bids where they flailed their backs till bloody that's corporal mortification using a uh... cat nine tails
[SPEAKER_06]: I was just reading actually in a news article from this, like as I was looking stuff up, that they They don't have a cat of nine tails, so what they do is they put shards of broken glass into a paddle Shut the fuck up, and then use that spanked a bomb of their nutzanks with it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah Why not why not just get a chalice?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know a chalice It's when you clamp around your leg.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's it's come on.
[SPEAKER_06]: We all get it for our first communion.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean
[SPEAKER_04]: I remember just like the little jubois get there fucking back a golden hangs around their neck.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cause they definitely mourn their faith.
[SPEAKER_07]: Was it Paul Bettany?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Who did it?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was the most famous scene that I can remember to movie that did it and couldn't stop jacking off.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know?
[SPEAKER_07]: That was the only thing that I could get off to.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was my Kevin Spacey saving private Ryan scene, you know.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's the one that I, that's my go to there.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's fair.
[SPEAKER_06]: I, and I was never more proud to be a Catholic than watching that scene.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tom Hanks was the bad guy in Da Vinci code.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, he was.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he was.
[SPEAKER_06]: People don't realize this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you are you open today?
[SPEAKER_06]: They're not really devout enough, but I respect their game.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who's more devout than open today?
[SPEAKER_06]: Boy shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the best one.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean this guy hanging myself off of a fucking crisis.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow for 37 years at a row hang on.
[SPEAKER_07]: Can I read the rest of this is hilarious?
[SPEAKER_07]: So apparently he told them I only want my palms nailed in this time Sparing his feet from being pierced again.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, that's probably hard to recover from that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's Holly movie source says the Filipino man in the video is in San Fernando So that's South East of Angel City.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Clark Air Force Base as I see got you
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, so if you were an Air Force person station developing, you could have gone and watch this and if you were a Catholic and you didn't probably go in hell.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, let's see, alcohol soaked steel nails.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, and the only reason
[SPEAKER_07]: that he didn't do his feet was his wife said that she begged, oh my god, he's a carpenter.
[SPEAKER_07]: Come on, come on.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's a carpenter in real life, too.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's called method acting fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you heard of it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Jesus, I mean, he's, sorry, I mean, literally Jesus, but that is intense.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, she begged the husband not to get the nails through the feet and then to halt the annual spectacle due to his weakened lungs.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe all of those things added up to the week and lungs like you were talking about.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, can you imagine how useless he is around the house with nail holes in his feet?
[SPEAKER_06]: She didn't want to do what that again for another month.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe that's why he did it, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: He just didn't want to do any work.
[SPEAKER_07]: He just laid up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sorry, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: I do this for for Jesus, so can't really change the light bulb.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that would be, maybe I'll start doing that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I did this for Jesus and my Japanese woman would care not at all.
[SPEAKER_04]: You mean, what do you mean, Jesus?
[SPEAKER_04]: You mean, here are you, though?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what the fuck Jesus is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not here are you, though, probably.
[SPEAKER_07]: The annual event has turned an eye into a village celebrity with devotees flocking to the three communities in the PIM.
[SPEAKER_07]: Honga province north of Manila in the Philippines to witness the grim serimony.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know why you needed to use the word grim.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it's, you know, it's spiritual.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's in light and respect for Jesus, so I don't really understand that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Speaking of carrying across our awesome American Pope, we'll be doing the stations of the cross himself.
[SPEAKER_06]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, lugging the cross for 14 stations.
[SPEAKER_06]: Are you kidding?
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: How heavy is that?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know how heavy his crosses, but he's the first pope to do it in a long, long time.
[SPEAKER_07]: When is it start, is this a YouTube event?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know, but it would be today.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is it Netflix?
[SPEAKER_07]: Is it on Netflix?
[SPEAKER_06]: The Vatican has a YouTube.
[SPEAKER_06]: They probably fucking broadcast.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's Jake Paul fighting somebody before it.
[SPEAKER_07]: What's the opener for this?
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a good question.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, what do you do as an opener for the pope slangin' across down the street?
[SPEAKER_05]: You know who's proud going?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, who's doing it?
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe a... Can you give us open it up?
[SPEAKER_06]: I think maybe some sort of dress parade from the Swiss guard in full rainbow time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ooh!
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it was not going to be rainbow.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's higher Catholics hate gaze.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not going to have that.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's give you, do you know what the Swiss guard is?
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh-uh.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're the fucking clowns that guard the Vatican and they dress like homosexuals.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Pull these guys up.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's literally their fucking uniform.
[SPEAKER_04]: Stop it, huh?
[SPEAKER_04]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: How do you not know this?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I don't I don't care.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you an adult human being in the world?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but but I don't care like I don't sorry guys like what what the fuck is this called the Swiss guard?
[SPEAKER_07]: What else did they do?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: They provide our science security for the Vatican.
[SPEAKER_07]: They have they have should you you shouldn't have walls or that if you believe in you know what the Pope is saying hey all people are loved.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean like the Pope is good borders all other ships.
[SPEAKER_04]: The Pope is a globalist clown.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what I think like
[SPEAKER_04]: If you're not all peeps like the Catholic Church in general is that they are the number one finance year of fucking illegal immigration on earth in my United States on earth.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, everywhere in Europe as well, they are the number one finance year.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're completely foolish.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, he makes that speech three times a year where he says, hey, the immigrants and the immigrants and immigrants and then he's got a massive wall around the Vatican.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's his own city.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can't tax it and now you're telling me these little faggets are up there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Jolly ranching around.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's some pipe hitters in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of those dudes are for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: You think so?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, a lot of those dudes are former tier one operators.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, stop.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and they have an investigations wing.
[SPEAKER_04]: They have an intelligence wing.
[SPEAKER_04]: They got.
[SPEAKER_04]: What?
[SPEAKER_06]: I think this is their like dress uniform, but they walk around with.
[SPEAKER_04]: They walk around suits.
[SPEAKER_04]: for the most part.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is a direct path to heaven, Ross.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why wouldn't you do it?
[SPEAKER_07]: Because you're dressed like a goddamn court gesture from the 1500s.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's called creation.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is not, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you're telling me these pipes are recorded or dressed like this?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I would show the guy sitting down there.
[SPEAKER_04]: I work for Luz for years.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's just as gay.
[SPEAKER_07]: But, Bob, four left.
[SPEAKER_07]: Up one, up one, he's sitting down.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just kind of showing, yeah, like Kobe in the locker room.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's good to see it up, but see, they got, come on.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm plenty of that picture up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Blow that picture up.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is, I feel like I'm at a rent fair.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is crazy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't have that many AKs.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: The wooden frame.
[SPEAKER_04]: But look at the rest of it, dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: Their combat uniform is the same as ours though.
[SPEAKER_04]: They use multi-cam.
[SPEAKER_07]: This guy looks like he's going to have a huge turkey leg in about 30 minutes.
[SPEAKER_04]: They use multi-cam and I believe Merum Barrage is just like the 80 seconds.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you wouldn't, I mean, aside from the fact that they're godless heathens, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between them and a pair of trooper.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's see the other outfit, Bob.
[SPEAKER_07]: Show me the other uniform for these guys.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's have a little fucking military.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the old one, type in.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's see that one too.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's see where they started and where they are now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, this is an old one.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can tell because they're somewhere in old school web gear.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's probably from the fucking 90s actually.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go back, click off that, click that X on the right over there where that picture's blown up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hang on a second, let me see.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who those black dudes?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's one picture.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a better picture with a bunch of dudes facing forward, but yeah, that's Okay, it's more similar.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a it's like a European version of of our camo.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now this makes sense to me.
[SPEAKER_07]: This picture makes sense to me.
[SPEAKER_07]: The other one Come on.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean dude, dude, better Jesus.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a ceremonial outfit.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's the one they wear when they're on
[SPEAKER_06]: party patrol, no, I mean, look at the fucking guys garden the the King of England.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_07]: I know you can't talk or anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's hard at this.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a very old look.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that actually came from France, didn't it?
[SPEAKER_07]: What?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's that the chin strap on the British.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, the circular.
[SPEAKER_04]: The hat is a circular flat top hat with the fucking chin strap.
[SPEAKER_06]: So the bear skin type of hat or whatever it is, that is taken directly from Napoleon's Imperial Guard.
[SPEAKER_06]: And it's to commemorate beating them at Waterloo.
[SPEAKER_06]: So yeah, they did not wear that hat prior to Waterloo.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I think that the English police started wearing it after a while, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sometime in like the early 20th century, if I'm not mistaken.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, well, you know, I guess if you like that sort of thing.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's very similar anyways.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah pop these guys out.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is what not this one this is this is an
[SPEAKER_04]: And they're not allowed to move or anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, if you get up too close to them, they'll fucking rock you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is there any footage of them wrapping somebody on the gas?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: Pop that up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Fine, that don't need to.
[SPEAKER_07]: Shit, I'm learning a lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll keep it in raw, so much culture.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what, dude?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oftentimes, I say that I'm a podcast host and an educator today.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am the student.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm learning.
[SPEAKER_07]: These real are these AI.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're trained professionals.
[SPEAKER_05]: dumb voiceover, but yeah these are other videos.
[SPEAKER_05]: Are they really?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah some of these are older than they are.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay Yeah, if you try to touch them or something they'll fuck you up.
[SPEAKER_07]: No shit and there's an off-limits area Whoa yeah she just runs yeah They don't fuck with those don't touch my boat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why you on the horse and that's small of a space One would imagine that's gonna be pretty difficult
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, don't hold his brain, that's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, wow, so you can't do that either.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, you can take pictures, that close.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he didn't like the cut I heard you've got it here, bitch.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's not fucking dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: She must have been a Catholic.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is England now.
[SPEAKER_04]: We do COE.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at this guy, look at your homeboy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Somebody's about to get fucked up.
[SPEAKER_04]: I won't end just a fucking decapitate somebody.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Blocked the way.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the truth.
[SPEAKER_06]: So this is when they're they're switching posts.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's like this change at the tomb.
[SPEAKER_04]: Similar.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they don't block it off like we do, which is what happened a homeboy.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's trying to run up to these guys and be like, what's up, hey, hey.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's like running on a baseball field, you know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and also all those kids right there are 19 to 24 and they're all studs too They would beat that guy to death so that's good that that old cop stopped them otherwise They would have been in really serious trouble with the fuck's going on here.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh wow Torus that's a torus just want to do shit
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, the Bobby's kind.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow, that's wild.
[SPEAKER_07]: This has got to be actually just like no worse duty to pull.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Because people are going to come up with you and just fuck with you all day long.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's like every 100 times a day.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can you size that, then tell me?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's a good thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: It basically weren't for word, but I would say that.
[SPEAKER_04]: It would basically be like being Dave Chappelle in 2004.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, everybody's screaming.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just screaming into your face next to your jeans.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
[SPEAKER_07]: And then this this shit would happen.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why do they make them though they just stand in the on a or sit on a horse in the middle of a small opening there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you know what?
[SPEAKER_06]: Tradition cavalry.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Tradition is weird, but it's important.
[SPEAKER_06]: I support all of this.
[SPEAKER_06]: I appreciate the the hewing to a certain like historical tradition.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: 100%.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: I appreciate this American dude dresses the king here or the queen waving next to the horse.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we fuck up everything, don't we?
[SPEAKER_07]: Just around the world.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just Americans around the world just fucking up traditions, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: What's the first thing we do, leaning, leaning, tower, pizza, push it up, or it's our penis, you know, like, that's just America.
[SPEAKER_07]: God bless us for doing it, dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, we've got the opportunity right now to do one of the funniest things ever.
[SPEAKER_04]: Which is, Bob, go to your Twitter and open this image that I've just sent you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Planet of the Aves poll Lee shit that would be genius do have they successfully left orbit Dan was that last night.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they said they did their their burn yesterday and they're they're on the way to the moon now.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's about the fact that they've already crossed the farthest point that a female has ever been before.
[SPEAKER_04]: So she's the farthest woman away from Earth.
[SPEAKER_04]: Really Howard Titsfield today
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, maybe you can ask her.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Bob, go to NASA on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_07]: So you can watch it, just not on stop if you want to.
[SPEAKER_07]: I popped in on it last night.
[SPEAKER_07]: When I got home, just to see everything was on the up and up there, kind of like big brother.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can just kind of watch inside the spaceship there.
[SPEAKER_07]: And they got exterior shots.
[SPEAKER_07]: So that's where they're at right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's crazy.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think they should put cameras behind all of the mirrors, make them one way mirrors, and there's a camera behind us, you to see them dig in their nose and shoot like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And don't tell them either, just like, yeah, weird stuff.
[SPEAKER_06]: And see what happens all day?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not too anything inside of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I doubt they have stuff inside because there's classified technology in there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well, no, it's not a soul last night, they were in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: There are certain sections that you can see inside, there's certain sections where you can not see inside.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I don't know about on this space craft specifically, but some of them have laboratory environments that you can't look in.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you shooting anyways?
[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, I was talking to some people yesterday, we'll get Isaacman on the show sometimes soon, but
[SPEAKER_04]: next year they're going to do another one that's we're going to land human beings are they're actually going to get out yeah okay and then after that sometimes starting in 27 I think we're going to have rope like automated drones landing on the moon once a month to deliver supplies there to build up for human beings going there to start creating a colony in
[SPEAKER_04]: Really, or not a colony of their research base.
[SPEAKER_07]: Will that affect anything as far as tides and other stuff go?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I mean, it's a nominal amount of weight.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll see as we continue to bring more weight, but that kind of shit happens all the time with asteroids, like adding and subtracting mass from a planet.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's got to be a lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: To be meaningful, but...
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I would say, I wouldn't be shocked if by 2030, 2032, we've all of our data centers are up there.
[SPEAKER_04]: And basically, two minus 270 environments, you don't have to use any water here to cool them off with.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's very likely, actually.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: Would you be able to see it from Earth when you see like a full moon?
[SPEAKER_04]: If it's in the right spot, yeah, I said incorrectly the other day that you can see the flags.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can see the, um,
[SPEAKER_04]: Reflector panels, not the flags.
[SPEAKER_04]: Even if you could see the flags, they're kind of small.
[SPEAKER_04]: Even if you could see them, I think they're mostly bleached by UV now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was gonna say, I think they're white.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so technically, the moon belongs to France.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because that's their flag, but, you know, they don't have a space program.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, they don't have anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: They can't even figure out body orders, so they're definitely not going to space.
[SPEAKER_05]: Only question with the data centers on the moon is,
[SPEAKER_05]: bandwidth for that.
[SPEAKER_05]: How are we getting that information back?
[SPEAKER_04]: Or is this more so like there will be dedicated Starlink satellites?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm kind of like relay through those back to Earth.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was a crazy stat that I read yesterday that like I don't know 36 satellites from Starlink or being launched daily or something up there.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean there are Elon's Elon's been on this for fucking ever, but a lot of the people were asking on what's on the dark side of the moon.
[SPEAKER_07]: And Artemis too astronauts will observe.
[SPEAKER_07]: Far side.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well, they're calling it dark side.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's incorrect terminology.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the far side of the room.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, technically they're going pink Floyd liars.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Technically, the reason it's the dark side of the moon is not because it necessarily never sees light.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's because it's a radio blackout for us.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right, like comms go dark, that's why that's why people have referred to as a dark side of the moon, but it's a bit of a misnomer because it's not technically always dark, um, far side.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, in the article here, they do go on to say far side.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're supposed to reach the far side of the moon on Monday, and their world will fall silent as communications with Earth or blocked by the bulk of our nearest neighbor.
[SPEAKER_07]: So they say there's going to be an hour-long communication blackout.
[SPEAKER_07]: for the for the for the four people up there sweet uh... that's wild now holy shit so if you're if you turn it into this something goes down you're worried about it now uh... it's just an hour uh... so the crew will be floating alone cut off from earth uh... and just gays and down at a part of the solar system that human eyes have never seen before no shit
[SPEAKER_07]: That's wild.
[SPEAKER_07]: So what do they, I'm obviously the shooting video in film are pictures and everything in this.
[SPEAKER_07]: I would imagine, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow, do.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Bob, Dave Hardy, taking some pretty serious pictures and put them on the Twitter account for you to find out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: The NASA or Artemis or NASA.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I love this shit, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm hooked.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I keep popping in like big brother.
[SPEAKER_07]: What was the thing that you were watching the other night, Byron?
[SPEAKER_07]: Fish tank.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just put people on the house.
[SPEAKER_05]: No one on our audience age is going to care about that at all.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we don't got to talk about that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, I popped on it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I watched it with you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, so is this the earth?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Whoa, dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's one of them.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's also one on my Twitter.
[SPEAKER_04]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: It seems fake, doesn't it?
[SPEAKER_07]: It's not flat.
[SPEAKER_04]: It looks flat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Guys, it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: I hate to break it.
[SPEAKER_07]: It is flat.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pull the picture back up.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can see that it's not flat by the light.
[SPEAKER_04]: You've got a zoom that weigh in.
[SPEAKER_04]: Zoom weigh in.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you have to zoom weigh in.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's how life works.
[SPEAKER_04]: Zoom weigh in all the way in on the edge somewhere.
[SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't really matter where.
[SPEAKER_04]: On the edge.
[SPEAKER_04]: Keep zoom in.
[SPEAKER_04]: Zoom zoom zoom.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's all zoomed up, dude, as far as I can go.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can't zoom anymore.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I
[SPEAKER_04]: If you were on Earth and they were a mile away, you wouldn't be able to see that right there.
[SPEAKER_04]: The reason you can see it is because gravity is warping light as it passes around the Earth.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's how we discovered general relativity.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's how, that's how Einstein proved it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I, rather, in 1919.
[SPEAKER_07]: What macro you on Bob?
[SPEAKER_07]: Because I get a different video of this.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ross, does I make?
[SPEAKER_07]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to air drop this to you here.
[SPEAKER_07]: I will see if it works, but I know, did you get it?
[SPEAKER_06]: I accepted, told us to save the downloads.
[SPEAKER_06]: We'll see if it does that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yours always takes two times, for sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't really understand why, man, technology just isn't there.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've said this a million times in the show.
[SPEAKER_07]: But, yeah, you don't have it, do you?
[SPEAKER_07]: Now send it again.
[SPEAKER_07]: Told you it's fucked up.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's even texted to you, Bob.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's fine, too.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're going to go old school.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's the only thing that works.
[SPEAKER_07]: None of this bullshit ever fucking works, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: ever.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's just useless, apples, useless, Steve Jobs can suck my dick.
[SPEAKER_07]: The hologram, obviously he's dead, but this was the video, this was one of the first videos that was taken from the Artemis and right after they took off.
[SPEAKER_07]: So when you get it, pop that up on screen and show Dan this, because this, what Dan is saying isn't true right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: all of it's a lie.
[SPEAKER_07]: What are you talking about?
[SPEAKER_07]: You'll see.
[SPEAKER_07]: So this was the first video that was taken up there from Artemis.
[SPEAKER_07]: Clearly flat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: No roundness whatsoever.
[SPEAKER_07]: And there's an ice wall around the edge.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_07]: So Tyre Irving was correct.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's flat and I'm sorry, I hate to break your hearts today, but it's Earth is flat, another we can do about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I feel better about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: feel better about everybody involved.
[SPEAKER_07]: It is though hilarious, by the way, obviously.
[SPEAKER_07]: It is hilarious to see the bickering back and forth of flat versus circular online, where you're just like, but you fucking retarded, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I had, there was some dude chirping on.
[SPEAKER_04]: I saw that one of my posts like, oh, I'm fluking, you guys, you're just believing the lie.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just special place in hell for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Most of, most people who are doing that at this point are just rage-bating.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's just, I can't tell, but like, the amount of times that I've gotten the last I don't know four days, just tagged in and of like, we never landed on moon.
[SPEAKER_07]: You guys believe in in the government conspiracy, huh?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a farm in, just engagement baiting, just trying to get their number a little higher gets someone's mad.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I guess so.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that them in the ship right now, Bob?
[SPEAKER_07]: Pop that up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they had an interview.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, they did.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, he did.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wait, it's third answer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I heard that there was a little bit of an issue with the toilet, which one of you was the plumber.
[SPEAKER_07]: Turn it up.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll take that one.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm the space plumber.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm proud of to call myself the space plumber.
[SPEAKER_00]: I like to say that it is probably the most important piece of equipment on board.
[SPEAKER_00]: So we were all breathing a sigh of relief when it turned out to be just fine.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was just an issue.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think of sitting for a long time and needing a little time to warm up a priming issue.
[SPEAKER_00]: But we did originally think that there could have been potentially something fouling up the motor and luckily we are all systems go.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, everybody do count.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, now what's important in this part?
[SPEAKER_07]: Go back to that video and just pause it at any point.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, look at how fucking jacked that black dude is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at the fucking quads on that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... what a beast and then the who's the the the they said he's made it up there he's the pilot yet he's the one that sideways uh... mission commander is the guy in the and the center of the center left okay yeah victor blubber there which is like sounds like a professional fighters name you have to be honest uh... is jack a stud yeah he was a pilot for a spacex before uh... access second time
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, he's, so he spent like a hundred and seventy days in space, I think, mission commander there, middle-left about the same.
[SPEAKER_04]: This broad right here is spent almost a full year in space, like 340 days or something.
[SPEAKER_04]: The Canadian, I think this is first time, he was a aquatic guy, same principles, but he was doing deep sea underwater exploration.
[SPEAKER_07]: Interesting.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's wild so homegirl's been there before but we've just been well the only guy the only guy that hasn't been in spaces That doing the left the tall guy the Canadian the one that's They just cramped up up.
[SPEAKER_04]: They just stuffed him in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's not even relevant.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's that's why do we need him?
[SPEAKER_07]: Why do we need the Canadian there?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know again.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like I hate to ask the the obvious, but they're gonna jam him up in the fucking closet laying down
[SPEAKER_07]: fuck does he serve.
[SPEAKER_07]: She fixed the toilet.
[SPEAKER_07]: I like all the dudes on this thing and she is the one that he fixed the toilet.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, she's the engineer, it's her job.
[SPEAKER_04]: So what?
[SPEAKER_04]: Some breaks, she's the one that fixes it.
[SPEAKER_07]: So what, dude?
[SPEAKER_04]: And everything is, and nothing weighs anything there.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's fine.
[SPEAKER_07]: Shitters full.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then they make her clean it.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: I like it, good for them.
[SPEAKER_07]: Fuckin' female power dude, but yeah, this one's going 4,600 miles above the lunar surface, giving all the astronauts the widest view and allowing them to see areas and features that no human has ever witnessed directly.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you said, how long until we're putting people on the moon two years?
[SPEAKER_07]: Let me find it, actually.
[SPEAKER_07]: That'd be cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: NASA, I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, presumably it'll be a different crew, but we'll see, I have a second.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because whoever steps out first, they'll be famous forever, obviously.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was already done that before.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, he's dead, though.
[SPEAKER_07]: Allegedly.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, allegedly.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's dead.
[SPEAKER_07]: Neil Armstrong's dead, so.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't say that to him.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, speaking of that, here I mean, I'm thinking we've played this yet.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bob, go to your Twitter.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's see, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it,
[SPEAKER_06]: Why do you want to be here?
[SPEAKER_06]: Why do you love space?
[SPEAKER_04]: Why do you love being a part of history?
[SPEAKER_08]: We're going back to the fucking moon.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's why.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why did they bleep that?
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't know it was fricking.
[SPEAKER_07]: When I heard it live, I thought it was fucking.
[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, Jared Eisenman saw this on social media and found the kid in cinema bunch of NASA shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's all.
[SPEAKER_04]: Speaking of that, Bob, go to your... Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'd like to hear that.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's a round of applause.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go to your Twitter again, play this thing from Glenn Beck.
[SPEAKER_07]: What does he say about it?
[SPEAKER_04]: This is him interviewing Isaac Men, and this is about the Artemis to our three and four.
[SPEAKER_04]: For the ones that are coming out.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we're going up in Artemis three, I think next year, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: And what is that one for?
[SPEAKER_03]: This Artemis four, we actually land on the moon, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: So we are getting back to the basics of the formula we used in the 1960s that helped us to achieve the near impossible them, which is we are undertaking these missions in phases learning to inform the next one.
[SPEAKER_01]: So right now, Artemis II is testing the spacecraft and just to give you an update, those four astronauts right now are getting one heck of a view in a highly elliptical orbit.
[SPEAKER_01]: So at its peak, right now there are approximately 43,000 miles away from Earth.
[SPEAKER_01]: right and at its low point they swing around extremely fast very low to earth about 115 miles above earth and they're going to stay there until about another 12 hours or so we're going to have a meeting and make sure all the systems are good and then we're going to send them on the trans lunar injection where they will go around the moon farther into space than any humans have ever gone before.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is all a flight test for this vehicle in rocket.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's Artemis 2, Artemis 3 and 2027 is going to be very Apollo 9-esque, but we will rendezvous the spacecraft to Ryan with the landers, but we're going to do it in Earth orbit, where we're close to home, and we're going to get very comfortable with the integrated operations, and then in 2028, you're going to have Artemis 4, which will actually land mass astronauts on the moon.
[SPEAKER_01]: In Parallel, though, we are building the Moonbase.
[SPEAKER_01]: Starting in early 2027, literally on a NASA Moonbase website, you are going to see robotic, uncrewed landings on a near-monthly cadence, as we start testing out mobility, and power, and navigation, surface improvement, scientific experiments, tech demonstrations, like actually working with the water ice on the Moon.
[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to do that in Parallel, building the base and when our astronauts arrive, they've got a lot of equipment to work with.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm reading this now here says NASA's potential Artemis landing sites, which include crater rims, planes, and in some cases raised peaks that tower over the moon's gate below were picked for their scientific potential and accessibility while also taking into the count the future cruise ability to communicate with Earth once on the ground.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, obviously you want to keep some kind of line of sight, so communications aren't disrupted.
[SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, well, we'll put these landers into orbit into Earth orbit in 27.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you remember, do you know how we land on the moon the first time?
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then how they got back up?
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... how we did yeah so like on the nose of the space craft there was a pod basically the the looter lander they called it and it fired off goes down to the fucking service of the moon and lands um...
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's called the descent lander, and then there's an ascent lander as well, and it's part of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So the descent lander creates basically a platform in the bottom.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody gets back in when they're done, they were there for like 12 hours, I think.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody gets or no 21 hours, excuse me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody gets back in, and then the ascent one lifts off, like it completely splits in half, like it completely separate spacecraft.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not a whole lot of, well there's no atmosphere to speak of.
[SPEAKER_04]: and the gravity is quite a bit easier to get away from.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I think they accelerated to like 25 hundred miles per hour, which is nothing compared to what they do here.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's 10 times less.
[SPEAKER_04]: I need a lot less for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: So they just pop up into the air and then the...
[SPEAKER_04]: Lunar module reattached to the front of the spacecraft.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody gets out, they do all their checks, and they blow that lunar module off into space, and then it landed back on the moon.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, from Apollo 11 and 12, there's landers still sitting on the moon right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's how we know we went there, because India, not too long after not too long ago, I think it was 2019, maybe, did a fly-by, and took pictures, and you could see both of the landers.
[SPEAKER_04]: But the lander module, the descent and the descent for 11 and the module for 12 as well, you can see all of it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm looking at the old footage now from, because they colorized it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I went, it was an IMAX to take my kid a couple years ago.
[SPEAKER_07]: They colorized all the footage, it's beautiful.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think it's on Netflix right now from the 60s about landing on the moon and everything else.
[SPEAKER_07]: And
[SPEAKER_07]: It's pretty wild when you watch the footage.
[SPEAKER_07]: But if you bring it up on YouTube, pull it up because the suits look janky.
[SPEAKER_07]: Everything look janky about the spaceship and everything else.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like it's a miracle that we were able to do this in 1969.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like once you really look at this shit, you're like, man, it just looks like tin foil wrapped around like duct tape and shit like that.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's pretty wild to see colorize.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was the first time I had seen it when I was just like, all right, cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: See, I can find it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[SPEAKER_07]: I guess, but we weren't there for that long, and we were able to do all this shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, they're 21 hours, you get a lot done.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're probably on meth, too.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
[SPEAKER_07]: What do you get all hopped up on, meth?
[SPEAKER_07]: You think so?
[SPEAKER_04]: Inphetamine, yeah, back in the fucking 60s.
[SPEAKER_04]: 100%.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what all the fucking housewives were doing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Black beauties, they call us.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, just black beauties.
[SPEAKER_07]: You think they were giving those to the astronauts?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, 100%.
[SPEAKER_07]: But look at a homeboy just doing burnout, sit there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he's having a blast right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: No shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, it's just so wild to see in color where the first image is like, look at this.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's like people think that it looks fake or whatever.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, no, that's what it, like, spaces dark.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the way it looks.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that all that, what you're seeing is light reflected off of the surface.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not like here where there's an atmosphere and light is bouncing around everywhere.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's why I've always said for years about making a movie in spaces pointless.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just like, wow.
[SPEAKER_07]: Dude, like, there's no reason to go.
[SPEAKER_07]: and risk it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Also, the camera angles they had back then I was really surprised by.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because again, I watched that old video in class of the black and white landing and all that stuff way back in the day.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then when this documentary came out and you were able to see it, you were just like, oh shit, okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Damn, dude, it's impressive.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bob, look in your, but it's still like Shanky.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look in your Twitter again.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we got there.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll write now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is this going to play them in the movie?
[SPEAKER_07]: It'd be great, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's, we got fat, fat vans, Samuel L. Jackson, Katy Perry, obviously, and who's the cartoon guy?
[SPEAKER_07]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm self-war.
[SPEAKER_06]: Parents, I believe you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: You look, you guys know I'm not an animation player.
[SPEAKER_07]: I understand that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's been a long time since I've seen self-war.
[SPEAKER_07]: But this is absolutely fucking hilarious.
[SPEAKER_07]: The problem is, you keep doing shit like this.
[SPEAKER_07]: And let's see, you are going to the moon on a regular basis and normal people can do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Fucking, you're going to have Katy Perry and all these little little assholes going up there.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's going to be primarily a research facility for a very long time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Space tourism is limited to going just up into the, well, how high did they really get?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, what was the actual 50 miles, maybe?
[SPEAKER_07]: 80.
[SPEAKER_07]: Above it?
[SPEAKER_07]: Who?
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, the blue origin.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, the blue origin, people.
[SPEAKER_07]: With Katy Perry, the real astronauts.
[SPEAKER_07]: Such a problem.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just look up real astronauts.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Google and that all.
[SPEAKER_04]: 62 miles.
[SPEAKER_04]: It'll help you.
[SPEAKER_07]: 62 miles up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: But the shots were nicer, though.
[SPEAKER_07]: I will say that the footage was nicer for those guys.
[SPEAKER_07]: Show Katy Perry flying around.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because they were having a good time up there.
[SPEAKER_07]: That is the astronauts you need.
[SPEAKER_07]: Instead, they got a homegirl fix and a toilet up there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Katy Perry wouldn't fix the toilet.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can tell you that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at these.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, they're treating them like real people.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I don't know why that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know why that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I don't know what that was yet.
[SPEAKER_07]: Here you go.
[SPEAKER_07]: We must show the devil fucking someone.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[UNKNOWN]: To Mary's in space.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_00]: Here's a cake.
[SPEAKER_00]: Please wait up there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wait in my view.
[SPEAKER_07]: She's got a flower.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Proud of you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who's that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that a real astronaut?
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the drone.
[SPEAKER_02]: You guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: I will have to tell you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at the moon.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's amazing.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow, for the audience, the life is draining out of dance bodies, we're showing them, it's right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's the only people to make space on the fucking cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that a little credit card?
[SPEAKER_08]: What a shield, nope.
[SPEAKER_07]: Butterfly.
[SPEAKER_07]: I hope when you're on your deathbed, you can't move or talk, but your eyes are open.
[SPEAKER_07]: Kind of like ALS or something, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: And then somebody just wheels this in on a TV and then on repeat.
[SPEAKER_07]: They just play Katy Perry in space for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what the song won by Metallica is about.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is it really?
[SPEAKER_07]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's about a guy from World War I who got his arms and legs going off, and he was deaf and mute.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's based on a book called Johnny Get Your Gun, and it's a guy who stepped on a land mine and blew off his arms, legs, couldn't speak, couldn't hear anything, couldn't see anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: I had no idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's like his inner dialogue as he's trapped inside of his body and begging them to kill him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: that's fucking intense it was a fun war yeah sure was but if it happens to you just know this is what i'll do now i've got a living well what does that mean uh it means if i go into certain conditions uh not authorized but required to murder me really oh yeah okay now uh jessie's got the the dee
[SPEAKER_07]: What does it do not resuscitate right DNR.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she's got that for me mine isn't a DNR mind's a fucking it's kind of the inverse of that It's the conditions under what you're allowed to murder me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and what what what what's your list?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's under your fucking business.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we shouldn't be sharing that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why?
[SPEAKER_04]: Because then you can mine then you can instigate something on the list just to kill me.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's stupid
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, no, I'll tell you mine.
[SPEAKER_07]: ALS, too, if that happened to me, and I was towards the end like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can kill yourself, though.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, you can't.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's the problem.
[SPEAKER_07]: So if it's got to give you fentanyl or something.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, you should move yourself in the face with a gun.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know before, ALS doesn't happen overnight.
[SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't, but still, it's a long problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got to know when to hold on, no one to walk away and no one to blow your brains out of the back of your head with a fucking shotgun.
[SPEAKER_04]: Kurt Cobain wrote that.
[SPEAKER_04]: He sure did, right before he died.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, as a matter of fact, somebody said it was a masterpiece.
[SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, that's, that was like, yeah, just, you know, I have rules, where it's just like, hey, get me all fed, you know, fed it up and get me out of there, uh, what's the other one?
[SPEAKER_07]: Dementia?
[SPEAKER_07]: Dimash, you can go ahead and wipe me out.
[SPEAKER_07]: We went through a list here that I had my wife.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I was just like, OK, cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's what I'm going to do.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've got it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a version of the Notebook.
[SPEAKER_04]: But it's a Notebook of myself.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's the series of questions.
[SPEAKER_04]: And at the end, it's like, if you don't get five out of 10 of these right, kill yourself.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so then I'll know for sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, what are the 10 questions though?
[SPEAKER_04]: Again, I'm not sharing that information.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll share my business.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll share mine first braves world series.
[SPEAKER_07]: If I don't remember that year, God had boom, that's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: What year did they win?
[SPEAKER_07]: 95.
[SPEAKER_06]: Not damage.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so what's your Bob?
[SPEAKER_05]: What was the last thing they were?
[SPEAKER_07]: If I forgot it, well, I was in a coma for that one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did we count that?
[SPEAKER_07]: I was in a coma for that one, so I don't count it.
[SPEAKER_07]: They do.
[SPEAKER_07]: But that was the first thing my wife said when I got out of the 11-day coma was you're not going to believe this, the braze on the world series.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I was like, what?
[SPEAKER_07]: I think we were supposed to win that area either.
[SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, my questions are pretty simple.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I mean, you got to go with like, you know, grandmother, all their other stuff, and then the fun stuff, you know?
[SPEAKER_07]: favorite song, a fuck to Chatter Hootsie, obviously by Alan Jackson, things like that.
[SPEAKER_07]: If I can't remember Chatter Hootsie by Alan Jackson, you can go ahead and blow my brains out.
[SPEAKER_07]: And we have a full list of that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, 95 wasn't their first World Series, obviously.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, but for me it was.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're first at Lanna World Series.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, I don't count the walkie.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't do that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, you were alive in 1957.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I sure wasn't.
[SPEAKER_07]: sure wasn't.
[SPEAKER_07]: But yeah, she's popped in.
[SPEAKER_07]: We went through the list of things that you can kill me too.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know?
[SPEAKER_07]: He's you were the one that pitched fentanyl to me, by the way.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I agreed with you.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what that process is, though.
[SPEAKER_07]: What happens if you snort a line of fentanyl?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know, I've never done it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I heard somebody else told me that it was pretty intense.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yeah, from the outside, on the inside, your tie is fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: We are gone, I think so.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, because the other one that was pitched was heroin as well.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, everybody says that, you know, that we've talked to, that we're friends with, who's done heroin is like, it's so great that you understand why people get hooked on it.
[SPEAKER_07]: So therefore, like that first hit, you can't go back and you're always chasing that dragon.
[SPEAKER_07]: So that was another one where I was like, well, you know, let's do that, too.
[SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, we went through a list together.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think it's important to have a deathless with your mate, whoever that is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because there's just a certain shit that you're just like, man, no, I'm all good on that.
[SPEAKER_07]: And there's also certain ways I don't wanna die.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've already gone over that list.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you have that?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_04]: Drowning would be fine.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no fucking way dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Drowning?
[SPEAKER_07]: No way.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's wrong with that?
[SPEAKER_07]: It's forever.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's just freak out underneath the water.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you almost drowned, I didn't freak out.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: I freaked out dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: You passed out before you die.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you have to train for that like people in the Navy do it all day in?
[SPEAKER_06]: Like in case you jumped into water on accident?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, just growing up, you know?
[SPEAKER_04]: And the South with reckless parents.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'll do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: room writer in the chat just said heroin is a warm hug from god wow dude what a description what a fucking great description for um yeah i've almost drowned a number of times really like then you don't you either do you don't yeah no i don't i know but uh for the first few moments dude you panic and i just like obviously a lived but
[SPEAKER_07]: if if you don't, man, that would be a fucking horrific way to go.
[SPEAKER_07]: How long does it take?
[SPEAKER_07]: How many seconds until you drown?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's more so you pass out first, so your body will just shut down first and then your lungs will fill with water and then you'll die because you don't have any oxygen, but your brain will shut down before you're actually dead.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know the other one that haunts my dreams all the time, and I can still hear in my head to this day, is those people during 9-11 who jumped out of the buildings?
[SPEAKER_07]: and you could hear them land.
[SPEAKER_07]: That thump, that sound on the pavements or the, you know, some of them hit the side of the building and all those shit, God damn do those sounds haunt me.
[SPEAKER_07]: I couldn't do that either.
[SPEAKER_07]: And now I've heard you do black out during that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that true?
[SPEAKER_07]: If you're at a certain height, you black out before you hit the ground.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm maybe I don't know when you're under extreme stress sometimes your body will produce a bunch of DMT Send you into like something of a dream state Okay, but people free fall from planes all the time.
[SPEAKER_07]: They don't block out Yeah, sometimes they do but yeah, not always no, but I mean you've got a pair you don't see it.
[SPEAKER_07]: You got a parachute on you know you're gonna live with with just Jumping off a building when you know you're not gonna live
[SPEAKER_07]: be afraid that I'd be awake the whole time, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: And so I hit the fucking ground, that would freak out.
[SPEAKER_07]: So that's the way I don't want to go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that'd be kind of cool.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you're dark, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Drowning and jumping off the fucking building.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, you're not, the options aren't life or death.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's death under some circumstance.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, the obviously everybody wants to go on their sleep.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: But why do if, like, I had something to do the next day?
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to do that, then die.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right?
[SPEAKER_07]: You want to be in?
[SPEAKER_07]: But what is that thing?
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, other than, let's say, a standing red lobster on Friday, like during lobster fest, obviously.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I want to do that and then die the next day, but oftentimes, you don't have that situation.
[SPEAKER_07]: Playing crash, I wouldn't mind.
[SPEAKER_07]: It almost happened once.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it was like, all right, if this is it, this is it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Some weird thing kicked in where I was just like, well, shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I had a drink, too.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was up in first and I had a drink in my hand.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was like, well, fuck it, this is it, I guess.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: So that one is on my list.
[SPEAKER_07]: But jumping off a building, that's a no-go for me.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think strangling would be fucking tough.
[SPEAKER_07]: Whenever I hear these like hanging cases, God damn, that seems like a terrible way to go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, proper hanging isn't bad because they break your neck.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you're not supposed to strangle.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but let's face it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Would you expect me to know how to strangle myself properly?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you can look it up on YouTube how to tie a news correctly.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but I don't think I'm good at it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was never good at mid-shipmen's knots or whatever they're called.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you ever take those rope courses and boy scouts?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I was in the army.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, whatever.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was in the boy scouts.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sorry I'm more decorated than you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey.
[SPEAKER_07]: These three fingers are for life, brother.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think that's a thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Isn't that fucking hunger games?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, that's just Boy Scouts.
[SPEAKER_07]: Boy Scouts too.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sorry, you never serve.
[SPEAKER_04]: That shows you how gay the Boy Scouts were.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like this is the width of the thing that's going inside you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_07]: Those three fingers were going up a lot of butt holes, a lot of butt holes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Speaking of which, that was one of the things that the Supreme Court court ruled on, by the way.
[SPEAKER_07]: What's up?
[SPEAKER_07]: That those lawsuits were able to go through.
[SPEAKER_07]: They were in like billions of dollars.
[SPEAKER_07]: And they said yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, that's going down there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Who's in the chat here?
[SPEAKER_07]: Holly Moviestar.
[SPEAKER_07]: She gave us two bucks.
[SPEAKER_07]: She said shallow water black out killed one of my friends.
[SPEAKER_07]: Fuck that would be gnarly dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: shallow water.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that a punk band?
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, yeah, there is a band called shallow water, by the way, uh, but that's that's the way that's uh, Obama's chef died, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Wasn't he in like three feet of shallow water?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, something like that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, look, we're not saying if if if if he drowned or if he was, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know the answers.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't have all the answers.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm just asking questions like Tucker Carlson today, but shallow water would suck.
[SPEAKER_07]: Fucking a dude, um, bathtub with suck.
[SPEAKER_07]: trying to think of the other ones that would just be fucking horrific.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think a car crash would be that bad.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's kind of like why I like the end of sons of Anark.
[SPEAKER_06]: If it's not instant, it's pretty bad.
[SPEAKER_07]: Did you watch this not the end of sons of Anark?
[SPEAKER_06]: I did not.
[SPEAKER_07]: I watched the last scene.
[SPEAKER_07]: I never watched it.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's been over for 10 years.
[SPEAKER_07]: Spoiler alert if you haven't watched it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Jack's teller is on a motorcycle.
[SPEAKER_07]: I need just veers over into the other lane in front of a Mac truck and he's got his arms wide open dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then.
[SPEAKER_07]: boom!
[SPEAKER_07]: I think that would be an easy way to go out.
[SPEAKER_07]: Strangling would be tough jumping off a building.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're missing the number one.
[SPEAKER_06]: What is the number one?
[SPEAKER_06]: And it's crazy you're missing it because you listen to it once a week.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, being eaten alive by an animal that doesn't kill you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh God, they're terrible.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I don't want that either.
[SPEAKER_06]: A lion right or a tiger.
[SPEAKER_06]: They clamp your neck.
[SPEAKER_06]: They make sure you're dead for the most part before they start going after you.
[SPEAKER_06]: But dogs wolves bears
[SPEAKER_06]: They don't bother with that right they just rip into you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I don't want that either that's number one There's not even a close second.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know they want the so a line will feed for hours at a time
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, and then fuck off or sometimes it'll leave it there and come back.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes they'll share it with smaller, like wolves and shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh god.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, but a fucking bear, I guess they just like the meat to be warm still.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know who knows.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know why, but they don't like murder you immediately.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they might just not care.
[SPEAKER_06]: They just don't care and like wild dogs the worst videos for nature No, that to like fuck with Jesse are the African spotted dogs because they ago feeding for it They're like piranhas.
[SPEAKER_06]: They don't bother killing you.
[SPEAKER_07]: They just they're trying to get their pieces quick as possible And it's just so rapid fast and these fucking animals live for so long or just long time Just kill this fucking person.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that would be terrible, man Even a shark attack
[SPEAKER_06]: not that, but you're dead pretty fast after a shark.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like when a shark gets you, if it kills you and stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because it's big, you know?
[SPEAKER_07]: So like that, I remember the end of Legends of the Fall with Tristan.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Brad Pitt going up against the bear.
[SPEAKER_07]: No fucking way, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: No fucking way.
[SPEAKER_07]: That would be a horrific death.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I can take the bear.
[SPEAKER_07]: you think you know what do you need there just a Montana knife no no um a big ask on but let's say you don't have one I'm gonna die yeah you're gonna die and that's that's what happened there so like that's not faster you can't out climb it yep the only thing you can do climbing lies is try to get to branches that won't support it essentially uh let's see paddleboarding and four feet of water that was the Obama guy coupe coopers in the chat who just said that was that
[SPEAKER_07]: He was paddle boarding in four feet of water?
[SPEAKER_07]: Ah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: The chef, the dead chef for Obama?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what they said, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And he died from that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, he died from being under it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I mean.
[SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't matter how much water there is.
[SPEAKER_07]: But are you inside of that thing like a kayak?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, a paddleboard is flat.
[SPEAKER_04]: It looks like a wide circle.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_05]: So how do you die in that for feed of water?
[SPEAKER_05]: Turn over.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to stop asking these questions.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, live on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_07]: If the feed gets cut, yeah, that's a weird one.
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't know that story.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you, Cooper for sharing that.
[SPEAKER_07]: What the fuck?
[SPEAKER_07]: paddleboarding and for feed of water, that dude was jacked.
[SPEAKER_07]: I guess not, I guess not, but either way, at least we could go super dark on good Friday here.
[SPEAKER_07]: Bob, what do you do?
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you take the the kids out?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, we're not.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not doing anything.
[SPEAKER_06]: We'll go to church on Sunday, but I don't think we're going on today.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is your wife Catholic?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's really annoying.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh shit!
[SPEAKER_06]: How about that shit?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, what happened there?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I picked you up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you ask beforehand?
[SPEAKER_06]: I pay for it every day.
[SPEAKER_06]: I knew she wasn't.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, and you were fine with that?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Were your parents fine with it?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, they don't care.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Some people fucking care, dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know, I know, but they didn't mind.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, God cares, but that's cool.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, God care.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna pay for this eventually.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Cause it was, what am I turning, what am I turning brothers?
[SPEAKER_07]: It was in a long relationship with this Jewish chick.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I thought they were gonna be married.
[SPEAKER_07]: And we loved her.
[SPEAKER_07]: She was awesome.
[SPEAKER_07]: Her parents were like, now, unless he converts, now, we're not doing it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I was just like, whoa, shit, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's how that relationship ended.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, we're here.
[SPEAKER_07]: Lisa, I can't at least we could go real dark and good Friday.
[SPEAKER_07]: Big fan of that.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, now's the one that's showing you to the drinking bro of the week.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can submit on drinkingbrows.com.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's pull up all the fun stuff here, Bob.
[SPEAKER_07]: So we had some John Rambo bags left to it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think we've only got 20 left.
[SPEAKER_07]: So buy those now.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you're out there, right on screen, boobang here.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was in a bro box and January, that's things fucking rock dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: I actually ordered another one because I liked it so much.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, God, it was fucking rad.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, so those are up right now and then go back.
[SPEAKER_07]: What else do we have there?
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, I think we, oh yeah, the fucking beat shirts.
[SPEAKER_07]: Those are dope.
[SPEAKER_07]: Popped this up on screen.
[SPEAKER_07]: We just bought two of those live on areas for that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, so we got the mugs logo there and it's short sleeve for the summer so you can go out and barbeque you and just fuck right off in these and then uh, the other one is the old school drinking bro's crest.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, so we've got those available right now and then uh, to brain and put up an operation epic fury one I think you did for Trump.
[SPEAKER_07]: Pop that up there, uh, as well.
[SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, we get a ton of shit in the store, brobox is on fire.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can order that now.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then next month You guys told us what your favorite item was out of all these years and we replicated it in a different color and all and all that other stuff.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'll be able to share that Probably in two weeks.
[SPEAKER_07]: I just want to confirm that it came in on time and all that stuff.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a big boy item
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, you can also submit for drink and bro the week on drink and bro's.com and get to email to us live on air or the app, the app is free on iPhones and Android's 32,000 subscribers on it and uh, it's in the same tradition that, uh, Jared built this entire community on, which is if you need to go to hold a somebody, there's no admins on there.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's a wall like Facebook, uh, you can also listen all the podcasts on there.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's hooked up to your phone and patreon and all that fun stuff and you can communicate all day long on there and You don't have to wait for an admin to approve it or any shit like that.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's a wild ass shit on there
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, this submission is from Thomas from Kansas.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's been a listener since 2018, wants to nominate Aaron Blair deceased.
[SPEAKER_07]: It says, we lost another one of the good ones this week.
[SPEAKER_07]: Aaron Blair was a war fighter, literally, and figuratively.
[SPEAKER_07]: He was the life of every gathering party, or even just a few driveway beers,
[SPEAKER_07]: My favorite Aaron story is when the Westboro Baptist Church, that is known for their crazy bullshit on over there, protesting signs, decided to hold up signs along Aaron's driving route one day.
[SPEAKER_07]: They had signs, reading, thank God for dead soldiers and thank God for main soldiers and Aaron took offense to that.
[SPEAKER_07]: He pulled over
[SPEAKER_07]: I found out that their signs were made of pretty sturdy wood, so he got to whack and do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it got a fucking blade and got to whack and gave up a little bit of freedom for it.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's the dude we all loved, drink a beer for Aaron and he would want it to.
[SPEAKER_07]: Cheers.
[SPEAKER_07]: Cheers to you, Thomas.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you for the submission and we're starting to hear about your foot, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: But cheers to Aaron Blair.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hopefully he's listening up there right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
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