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[SPEAKER_04]: shit got graphic comedically in there uh you wake up and you're not sure if there's gonna be stories or fun stuff to tell on a daily basis but damn that I hear we are uh the UAE left's OPEC
[SPEAKER_04]: which is a massive, massive deal here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody's trying to figure this out.
[SPEAKER_04]: What does this mean for the future of our gas prices?
[SPEAKER_04]: And what does this mean for the future of oil in the world?
[SPEAKER_04]: Because we lived and died, I felt like, by OPEC forever.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, well, one, they're not, it goes into effect May 1st, which is three days, Friday.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, right, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is the biggest news in oil in my lifetime, I think.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's probably right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was born after the crisis in 79.
[SPEAKER_02]: With Carter?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, 70.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it was like 77 to 79 that whole time period was kind of fucked up.
[SPEAKER_02]: The most obvious thing that happens as a result of this is that the UAE is free from any kind of production quota, which so OPEC kind of like debiers in the other diamond companies.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they put a cap on how much oil you can put on the market if you're part of the look at cartel Did does it work like diamonds were there's a shit ton of it, but we just don't know about it They've been rashing it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, yeah, so they convert some they send some to different places and they obviously It's to keep the market high Like if it dips below everybody's seen landmen at this point if it goes below a certain point and oil isn't worth making
[SPEAKER_02]: God, I got it, which isn't technically true, but, you know, they gotta get theirs, too, obviously.
[SPEAKER_02]: I guess, it's not true that it's not worth making at that point, it's more true that prospecting and things like that become a little more conservative, right, and that can affect you down, down range, but that's the most obvious immediate impact is that
[SPEAKER_02]: OPEC now loses quite a bit of its power.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, a lot of its power actually, most of its power.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: They represent, they're the third largest producer of oil in OPEC and OPEC plus Saudi Arabia and Iraq are two and three or are one and two, pardon me, and they pumped somewhere between three and three and a half million barrels per day under the current quota, okay?
[SPEAKER_02]: Their production capacity is 4.9 billion barrels per day.
[SPEAKER_02]: Which means they can put One and a half million barrels per day on the open market immediately and by next year, they're gonna hit five So that's you know 1.6 if 1.5 Million barrels a day they can put on to onto the open market
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe two, actually.
[SPEAKER_02]: So selfishly, why wouldn't they have done this years ago then?
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, there's a lot of benefits to being in the cartel as well.
[SPEAKER_02]: Obviously, you sell as an individual joint unit.
[SPEAKER_02]: So nobody's undercutting anybody else.
[SPEAKER_02]: Also just history.
[SPEAKER_02]: And this is a new one, though.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, that is a big deal.
[SPEAKER_02]: Putting another million barrels per day on the global market is a big deal.
[SPEAKER_04]: One would think that would drop oil prices, but according to this morning's articles that I was reading, gas prices are expected to go up and probably go past $100 a barrel.
[SPEAKER_04]: Question is, how long would that last, will it go higher and is there anybody else that's going to follow them and try to get out of OPEC as well?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's a good question.
[SPEAKER_02]: The rise in price today, I had none to do with this, that was about a ran.
[SPEAKER_02]: um... they're still bickering back and forth um... apparently the Iranian government called trump and told in it there running out of options uh... that their government's about to collapse which is not what we wanted i mean obviously in a perfect world we get another delcirat regas that's not going to happen to rain because there's too many rival factions i don't think anybody ever thought that was going to happen
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, but you do want somebody to take control over there and somebody that doesn't want that that's okay not having your Raniom.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's that's what that's the end state that we're going to get to eventually Um, right now Iran is planning for more mass protests because as of tomorrow they pretty much run out of storage capacity and 100,000 jobs are gonna go away.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Basically right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, that's a lot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, for I mean that's a lot and in the in the primary export sector in that country and You got you know how it is with energy everything flows from energy.
[SPEAKER_02]: So sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's gonna create a lot of problems for them.
[SPEAKER_02]: So in the short term We'll have some
[SPEAKER_02]: supply shock the ua says it's gonna not flood the market um... TBD on that i mean we'll see i think they i think they should frankly why not take advantage of the opportunity um... volatility is going to be high for a little bit because of what's going on in a ran
[SPEAKER_02]: But the medium to long-term impact is what we should be focused on right now and the most obvious is what I mentioned before that OPEC Plus loses significant control over the global oil market.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right now, they were able to kind of whenever they feel like it tightened or loosened supply and influence prices directly globally or again,
[SPEAKER_02]: oil as sold as an individual unit across the entire earth basically right so if oil prices go up somewhere they go up everywhere That's the cartel they created.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well now Since UAE controls 15% of OPEC and they're just leaving now 15% of that is out there acting independently and
[SPEAKER_02]: This is the beginning of the end of OPEC.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what that means, because there's no real benefit to anybody other than a rack to stay in it now, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: A rack benefits from everybody else, kind of.
[SPEAKER_02]: The second largest producer, but they benefit from everybody else, kind of lending.
[SPEAKER_02]: uh uh uh credibility to their operation despite the fact that they're a large portion that country is still controlled by shea terrorists um nobody wants to deal with that shit mm-hmm that terrorism surcharge shit it's one of the reasons we're gonna ran right now or we're fucking up a ran right now is because that $15 per barrel that we pay for a
[SPEAKER_02]: Somewhere between one and two million barrels a day, and that'll create downward pressure, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: But I think it's gonna be quite a bit more than that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's gonna be, I think there's a good chance Saudi Arabia leaves as well, and there's a number one producer.
[SPEAKER_02]: They control about 20 to 22% I think.
[SPEAKER_02]: of OPEC oil.
[SPEAKER_02]: So now you're talking about 40% almost of OPEC gone.
[SPEAKER_02]: On the free market, two countries that are very friendly with both Israel and the United States, which is not going to fly for Iraq.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're not going to be fans of that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Jordan doesn't care.
[SPEAKER_02]: By Rand isn't care.
[SPEAKER_02]: Another piece of news is that Qatar broke their relationship with Hamas this week.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're no longer going to let any of them stay in their country.
[SPEAKER_02]: Interesting.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I guess technically that was yesterday.
[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, you'll see, you might see higher volatility with weaker cartel discipline.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like sometimes it's a good thing to be like, hey,
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, oil is getting too high.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's produce more oils getting too low.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's produce less, whatever, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, that might be an issue.
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll see.
[SPEAKER_02]: But right now, one of the, one of the issues, the, you've noticed how much, uh, flights cost.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I just bought one last night, actually, because I got to, I mean, I'm got to go back, uh, tomorrow nights, or Thursday night.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's because there's a global jet fuel shortage right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, and that's the biggest reason.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, aside from having to collapse flights because of lack of flight crews and stuff like that, which has been going on since the COVID Fiasco, jet fuel, especially Europe is fucked right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, jet fuel is potentially going to bankrupt spirits.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they're talking about a bailout potentially from the government for it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you don't need a bailout.
[SPEAKER_02]: They just need a deal on energy.
[SPEAKER_02]: They just need a deal on jet fuel.
[SPEAKER_02]: They don't need a bailout.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well 500 million specifically is what they're looking for there and that's like that's that's to give them a cushion that's like a couple of weeks worth of jet fuel basically so like that probably should do it honestly because we're the ones that it's it's one thing for the government to choose sides
[SPEAKER_02]: and bail people out when they have bad business practice.
[SPEAKER_02]: Another thing for the government to take an action for the security of the United States create a cavity in the market.
[SPEAKER_02]: They go affects businesses and not do some about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: You should do some about that.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is nothing like the car industry.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not like tarp or any of that shit, right, with a bank's fucked up.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is spirit.
[SPEAKER_02]: facing the direct result of U.S. foreign policy that they had nothing to do with, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just even as a concern, you could see why you would want to take care of that situation, so it's not to create less competition in that market.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's not what we're about.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're about more competition.
[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, you'll see.
[SPEAKER_02]: You'll see weaker cartel discipline, Saudi Arabia's leadership of the group is clearly weakened by this, because UAE was their number one partner.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my Bahrain down the line, but just talking about two of the top three were direct partners, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Now I think...
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a possibility at least that there's some kind of new coalition between Saudi Arabia, UAE and then they invite the people that they want and it's set new standards for it.
[SPEAKER_02]: For example, UAE is the most anti-terrorist.
[SPEAKER_02]: Middle Eastern country by far, Jordan's probably second, not including Israel obviously.
[SPEAKER_02]: What a new opaque or whatever they're going to call it might look like from UAE and Saudi's perspective and I'm speculating here would be like, you deal with terrorism, you're fucking out.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't get any of our contracts.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't get any of our fucking transport and none of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that is a big deal as well.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it brings back to how this all came to be.
[SPEAKER_02]: UAE certainly has very good relationship with the United States.
[SPEAKER_02]: They hate terrorists.
[SPEAKER_02]: They want.
[SPEAKER_02]: people to stop fucking with Israel and just do business.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know that they're great fans of Israel or anybody, but they definitely don't want it fucking be engaged and then it's stupid bullshit.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's going on all the time.
[SPEAKER_02]: They want to fucking make money.
[SPEAKER_02]: They want to make money.
[SPEAKER_02]: They want to build schools that teach actual shit and not fucking death to America, so that their people aren't retarded, bedowing terrorists.
[SPEAKER_02]: They want to produce human beings, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Now they are fucked in a lot of different ways with slave labor and shit like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: But they at least care about their own people, which is more than I can say about Iran, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: So this is a huge win for oil consumers.
[SPEAKER_02]: Huge win.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think the broader picture downstream
[SPEAKER_02]: We might see something similar to an Abraham Accords for oil, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: With the US join that.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, because it's regional and we shouldn't.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like we should form a conquer calf.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, that's the soccer federation.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: North and South America, but that we should form a federation for our two continents, for sure, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because it makes sense to do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: But with us being the leader, but I think UAE and Saudi sitting at the top of a new anti-terrorist oil production, Cartel is a really good fucking idea, frankly.
[SPEAKER_02]: And again, back to how this all came to be.
[SPEAKER_02]: You remember, I think it was last summer, Scott Besson gave a currency credit swamp to Argentina to bail them out, which they paid back with 4% interest.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the first bailout where the government made the taxpayers' made money, they called it a bailout.
[SPEAKER_02]: So we just did one of those not long ago with UAE as well.
[SPEAKER_02]: and I can guarantee you that one of the stipulations that was like you're leaving one year leave an opaque until you're fucking staying on the petro dollar both right uh... i don't think that they needed a whole lot of uh... persuading to do that because they love us they want to they want to be the middle east of version of united states at some point they're going through their growth period we had slaves to it right they're going through their growth period right now twenty five thirty years from now that country to look entirely different if we keep leading
[SPEAKER_02]: Right and demand that they stop doing certain bullshit it's a big deal.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is this is way bigger than anything else It's going on foreign policy rise by a factor of 10 and it's not even on the top of the page on Fox This is such a huge win for Trump and best and exiled it and everybody else involved in US energy foreign policy for Rubio for everybody's a massive win and again
[SPEAKER_02]: Why the fuck isn't there a massive press conference right now?
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe they got one plan between now and Friday.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: But why has it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Why aren't you capital?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't wait till Friday.
[SPEAKER_02]: News dies on Friday.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do it right fucking now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Today or tomorrow is when that prep maybe it will.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're recording at 11 AM.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it'll come later today, but this is so important to explain how it happened and what it means to the American people, to show that this isn't all just like Trump shouting at clouds.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's not just an old crazy man shouting at clouds.
[SPEAKER_02]: He has very, very smart people in Rubio, Bessant, and Lee Zeldin working for him.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they do very well at their jobs.
[SPEAKER_02]: Those three in particular, I don't care about anybody else.
[SPEAKER_02]: How well I like Hexeth too.
[SPEAKER_02]: But those three with regard to policy stuff are doing very, very good work.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they just need to explain it to people.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's completely non-partisan, by the way.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Democrats use oil, too.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is good for everybody.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just explain.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't fucking go out there and start talking shit about Democrats or this or that, or even Biden or Obama, just say, hey, look, this is really good for America, this is really good for the world.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why can't you tell you what Trump is doing right now, specifically, and again, to dance, remark earlier about us recording in 11, that is East Coast time.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we're on East Coast right now obviously he's currently with King Charles and Queen Camilla at the White House.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, are they doing ramen on again?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what they're doing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I hope he doesn't have a chance with that guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: You think that's contagious those sausage fingers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Guy, I don't know he's but I'm I'm looking at her right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he's actually sitting next to Trump Trump is giving it a speech at the White House.
[SPEAKER_04]: It looks like he's
[SPEAKER_04]: in the lawn right now doing it and they're having a formal white house ceremony with both of them right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would imagine what usually happens with this is they go back inside and then they'll do a press.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, and I'm sure he'll talk.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, OPEC will be the number one question there, but that's what's eating up Fox now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fox is actually the only network covering this live.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I'm looking on Fox News website right now and it's not even on the top of the period.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not, but they're covering this event live and they had this scheduled where CNN is skipping it, and everybody else is skipping it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not all things Trump.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not in the first seven stories.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the eighth story, that's what's monumental.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's strange is this, is the rights, and I'm just going off a Twitter right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: The right is saying this is a great thing, the left is saying this is a horrific thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow, could this possibly be horrific?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll fucking you talk.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll just go through some of the talking points here and they're saying, you know, UAE was in OPEC for more than 50 years.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and now they're out of, I agree.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look, I, who gives a shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, OPEC has been a good thing for us.
[SPEAKER_02]: What the fuck does that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Or the Middle East has been a good thing for us.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, hey, let's shake it up and try something different here where, you know, the left,
[SPEAKER_04]: And a lot of normal people are saying what the fuck is going to happen to the pain at the pump, is it's going to get worse than it is right now and for how long.
[SPEAKER_02]: So this has nothing to do with this though.
[SPEAKER_04]: I understand that, but when when we started this, where were they ran?
[SPEAKER_04]: gas prices went up anyways and I don't I still don't understand why we have enough oil here so why the fucker price is rising at the tank when we produce our own and we just took over Venezuela and we have their oil so why aren't they going down uh and you know a lot of people are saying well you know this this bullshit where were they ran and this is what happens and we should have just left it alone we'll be answered on the left is no we shouldn't have because I'm
[SPEAKER_04]: you can't allow them to have nuclear weapons.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've said this over and over and over again, and I think the problem that a lot of people are having is to your point that this just dropped right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's Trump.
[SPEAKER_04]: or whoever is running his Twitter account, said Iran is just informed us that they are in a state of collapse.
[SPEAKER_04]: They want us to open up the state of form moves, as soon as possible, as they try to figure out their leadership situation, which I believe they will be able to do, which is a drastic change from 72 hours ago.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you for your attention, this matter, President Donald Trump.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, I'm with you.
[SPEAKER_04]: The the OPEC thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it cuz it's training number one on Twitter.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's everybody around the world.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's talking about this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fox News isn't for whatever reason.
[SPEAKER_04]: Obviously, uh, maybe it's the king of England thing, but uh, and that they're the only ones going live with it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is their big ratings thing for the day.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, but I would love an explanation to the American people of, hey, here's what this means in the short term for oil.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here's our plan.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here's my plan on how I'm going to relieve the pain at the pump financially in some form along the line as this continues.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because let's say Saudi Arabia does drop out.
[SPEAKER_04]: That'll be the next one to fall.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who else is an opac that we need to be concerned about?
[SPEAKER_02]: We don't have to be concerned about anybody there.
[SPEAKER_02]: The other big two big players are Saudi Arabia and Iraq, and typically Iraq takes its marching orders from Iran, but there's nobody marching at Iran.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: They don't even know it was a charge there.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a good question.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would love to hear from somebody in the intelligence agencies and she's what
[SPEAKER_02]: what's going on between Iran and Iraq right now like as far as coordination between the administration whatever administration exists in and Iran still and the parliament and leadership in Iraq because I'm not sure what the answer to that but for Saudi Arabia they won't focus over.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not in their interest to fuck us over.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'll read some of the comments here that are coming from the right, so it says America's crushing it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Japan is buying our oil like crazy 900,000 barrels of Texas crude oil just went into Japan.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why is that still, why are our prices so high, though?
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's kind of where everybody's lost in this, and you've talked about the messaging out of the White House for a long time, especially with this administration.
[SPEAKER_04]: I feel like they're doing the right things, however, they're not explaining it to us, which is why people listen to shows like this.
[SPEAKER_04]: To be honest about it, and I don't know enough about OPEC or foreign policy to explain.
[SPEAKER_02]: When this will go away and what the potential of this isn't in the future is, so the U.S. right now is producing 13.5 or so million barrels per day, maybe a little higher, hard to say right now because we've been churning up production and shit, but that as of last year, we kind of capped out last year at 13.5, we may be as high as 14.15 at this point.
[SPEAKER_02]: just with all the new stuff going on.
[SPEAKER_02]: But oil is a globally traded commodity.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the reason it's high.
[SPEAKER_02]: Doesn't matter how much we produce, unless we separate somehow from the global oil market, which I don't think would be good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who are we involved with though?
[SPEAKER_02]: The entire global oil market.
[SPEAKER_02]: So think of it like, um, pork futures on the stock market.
[SPEAKER_02]: Anybody from anywhere in the world can trade on that stuff, but it's only one, it's only one, uh, few commodity.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, the real drivers, obviously the Iranian war, uh, we'll see how much longer it goes, but, um,
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, we, the straight-of-war moves carries about 20% of global oil.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, you know, if 20% of your supply chain was fucked up, then obviously you're going to have a problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: And... Because I'm looking at Bloomberg, for example, TV.
[SPEAKER_04]: And just by the way, it's just their financial guys that are on there.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they're saying this massive supply disruption caused by the war
[SPEAKER_04]: is going to leave the oil industry kind of up in the air here for until the Iran situation is resolved.
[SPEAKER_02]: Correct.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, 100%.
[SPEAKER_02]: The reason that the US can't just sell us our own oil at a significantly reduced rate is because we don't have enough refineries.
[SPEAKER_02]: So most of our Gulf refineries were built
[SPEAKER_02]: to refine like heavy crude from Central South America, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: We produce really high like light or sweet crude, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: High quality, and it's just a different refining process.
[SPEAKER_02]: So we need to build more refineries for our own products, frankly, and then flood the fucking market.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how long that takes, but even if it's over the course of the next four or five years, still we're the number one producer of oil in the world right now, we should absolutely incorporate being able to refine our own product here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that drill, baby drill thing, does that, you know, has that come to fruition?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we just found the largest pocket of LNG and U.S. history in Texas.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how long it's going to take them to start producing out of there, but yeah, for sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because my oil knowledge goes as far as landmen, and let's face Billy Bob Thornton is very good at explaining it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe he should be the spokesman.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Before the White House, that'd be great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just get Billy Bob out there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Old pair of jeans, dude.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think he's a repub?
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, he was married to Angelina Jolie, and her dad is John Voitt, and he's a repub.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, it's funny, and they got divorced.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that might have been why.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who knows the way he talks on Rogan he was he's a very smart guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: He just said look I don't get into politics because I'm an actor and I with the fuck do I know right And he also said it's bad for business But then later on in the conversation he said look Was I talk down to in Hollywood because I was from fucking Arkansas and You know, they just thought I was some dumb fucking redneck
[SPEAKER_04]: And he goes, yeah, I was over and over again, and I just let it happen because I'm trying to get a job And he goes, there's more important things in my life than to sit there and pick her with a fucking casting agency over politics, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: But if I had to guess, yes, if you're going to work for Taylor Sheridan, one would imagine the answers yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe, um, that one broad from Yellowstone, uh, Kelly Riley.
[SPEAKER_02]: She is, she's British.
[SPEAKER_02]: Orville.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she's British.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she is a total like psychotic anti-gun person.
[SPEAKER_02]: We, you and I have mutual friends who have ended, who she ended their friendship because they owned guns.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then she was on a show about guns, murder and people.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: And by the way, she has a new show about guns.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that that Dutton Ranch spin off is coming out soon and it's I think it started maybe Yeah, I think you're right the first step is the other jobs the other one where Casey is a Federation is not getting renewed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh Right, I was bad.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can see it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would see it.
[SPEAKER_02]: They did the things are good.
[SPEAKER_02]: They did the right thing by killing off the wife Huh, he's he's the worst actress of ever Yeah, she's terrible.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just like
[SPEAKER_04]: a brooding teenager is kind of a trope in film and television but a brooding 40-year-old yeah sorry but that's still what he wants to hear that bullshit it's not kind of fly but yeah there's uh uh i think Billy's probably uh that's that's my guess but let's say he was up there talking about oil prices on there i i yes the messaging would be great i think rubio rubio would be the guy to go out and and give this message this afternoon
[SPEAKER_04]: About what's going on because I'm looking at the numbers here, and it's already crossed a hundred of barrel already And again, we're right around 11.23 AM here on the East Coast time.
[SPEAKER_04]: So how far will this go?
[SPEAKER_04]: And what will prices look like?
[SPEAKER_04]: Obviously the left is going to use this if it stays high for a while
[SPEAKER_04]: They're going to use this in the midterms, and they're going to use it in the midterms.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not going to be high in the midterms.
[SPEAKER_04]: OK.
[SPEAKER_02]: But, I mean, you know, especially now that UAE made this move.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, UAE is saying in a statement today that they're getting out of there, because I ran bombed them, and they were like, well, cool, fuck I ran.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're all done with their bullshit, and so we're out of here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that true?
[SPEAKER_04]: OK.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because that's a big part of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, Venezuela was also an OPEC.
[SPEAKER_02]: And we can pretty much make them leave, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, which would be great.
[SPEAKER_04]: And so if you did then, at the same time, you can drop oil prices pretty goddamn quickly here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we would, I mean, if Saudi Arabia agrees to leave, we'll pull Venezuela and Kuwait will leave as well.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that'll pretty much end OPEC.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you'll have Algeria Congo.
[SPEAKER_02]: Iran, Iraq, Iran doesn't produce anything right now.
[SPEAKER_02]: They can't, or at least they can't export Libya and Nigeria and that's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you would have Just a shell of the former OPEC and it wouldn't it wouldn't have any real Yeah, it wouldn't have any real impact.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm looking at Carl Higby right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know over at newsmax His comments is we are OPEC now
[SPEAKER_02]: We, so, we'll see, we will see.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a pretty bold statement for a news anchor to make.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Carl's not a news anchor.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's a fucking Navy seal that can bench press 400 pounds.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's not a newsman.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's a big deal.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's not just a news anchor, but yeah, I mean, we can definitely, Nigeria is a scant.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're a scam artist organization, so without the other countries prop in them up, they'll fall out.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: But we control Venezuela and right now we have we can put our thumb on Iran and control that too.
[SPEAKER_02]: So in the UAE just left so out of the.
[SPEAKER_02]: top three remainder remaining.
[SPEAKER_02]: We have some measure of control over them, so he's not entirely wrong about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So, yeah, I'll actually pop this clip up, Jayden.
[SPEAKER_02]: It would have to be for, hey, I said, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I would have to be for stuff that he wasn't
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll play this clip now because this is just coming in.
[SPEAKER_08]: Dr. Anthony Fauci now facing criminal charges.
[SPEAKER_08]: This will over an alleged cover up involving research into the origins of COVID.
[SPEAKER_08]: Rich Edson on this story and intriguing rich, what to find out there in Washington.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now, it is Bill, the Justice Department is charged David Moran's a doctor with conspiracy, claiming he concealed federal records to counter evidence that COVID-19 may have leaked from a lab in China, all to help restore a controversial coronavirus grant.
[SPEAKER_09]: More in Zay former a doctor Anthony Fauci testified before the House's COVID Select Subcommittee nearly two years ago about emails he'd sent in February 2021 claiming that he'd learned to make emails disappear after he received freedom of information act requests.
[SPEAKER_03]: Awww!
[SPEAKER_03]: Delete or attempt to delete a federal record.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, but let me explain why when I came there in 1998, we were instructed to delete emails and order to move them into PST files frequently, but they jam the computer.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's real legal.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can you do that?
[SPEAKER_09]: Public information.
[SPEAKER_09]: The indictment also claims an unnamed co-conspirator gave Warren's wine for his quote behind the scene shenanigans, then suggested he could push scientific commentary in a prominent medical journal advocating that COVID-19 had natural origins.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a competing claim with the lab leak theory.
[SPEAKER_09]: The indictment says the co-conspirator could also provide meals at top restaurants in Paris, New York, and Washington, D.C.
[SPEAKER_09]: In April 2020, the NIH terminated that back coronavirus grant awarded to EcoHealth Alliance who then contracted the Wuhan Institute of Verology to conduct that research in China.
[SPEAKER_09]: From the start of the pandemic, its President Peter Dazik worked to discredit any theory that COVID-19 had leaked from that lab.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, all right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Interesting.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: By the way, I said Lee Zeldin earlier.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm at Chris Wright.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's the energy secretary.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's doing a great job.
[SPEAKER_02]: Lee Zeldin also doing a great job.
[SPEAKER_02]: He lit that one old retard with the weird hair.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the purple hair.
[SPEAKER_02]: He just completely annihilated.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I don't
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know why you try to pick a fight with that guy, or with Bessant, or with Rubio.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, he just makes people look foolish on a regular basis because they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
[SPEAKER_02]: Chris Wright did, too.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it was Chris Murphy who was blathering on on in a Senate hearing one day.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he was like, we're in a clean energy race with China.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, no, we're not.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're in energy race with China.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nobody gets a fuck about clean energy.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, yeah, these, they just like,
[SPEAKER_02]: kind of routinely embarrassed people who challenge them.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that's the difference is just having competent people around you.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's really what being a president is about projecting power and having competent people around you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, really that that's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I feel like in this term Trump
[SPEAKER_04]: his had more than his first term sure it seems like i mean it seems more it seems to some degree a little bit more chaotic right now that's because we have a better team and we're able to take on way more stuff so that's just the way it is yeah uh what's interesting too about the covid thing was uh this clip went viral last night uh with rfk junior and how we mandel
[SPEAKER_04]: It's how we Mandel has a podcast two as well, and he got into it with Howie over COVID, and I'll play this clip right now, Jamie Which one COVID death?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm on the vaccinated and there was two COVID deaths on the unvaccinated 22,000 people so
[SPEAKER_03]: And that allowed them to claim it's 100% effective.
[SPEAKER_03]: Effective for what?
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't do the hard-of-fact, though.
[SPEAKER_03]: You remember, they kept saying it's 100% effective.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, they just said it really, it allowed me to claim it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can say, if you go on the internet, you can see Tony Fauci, but the word effective didn't say you won't, I never heard you won't get COVID.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, well, this is a different subject.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, in fact, I saw it tape yesterday of them all of Biden Fauci gates.
[SPEAKER_03]: you know, bro, all of them saying if you take the vaccine, Rachel Maddo, if you take our stops here and go, if you can't prep pass code.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't see that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know what, can I play it for you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know, it doesn't matter with Rachel Maddo.
[SPEAKER_04]: It does, because these were the people that were reporting to us every single night on air.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Chris Cuomo was in that group.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don Lemon was in that group.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everyone said over and over and over again.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you take the vaccine, the vaccine, you will not get COVID.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why even pretend to lie about the pandemic of the unvaccinated or that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Or a winter of severe illness and death.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, uh, I mean, congratulations if you're out there and you never got that fucking shot you passed Yeah This was just a direct assault on your intelligence.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was man.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's uh shit Looking back on it fuck bad
[SPEAKER_04]: Was it worth it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because I wanted to know what was going on in the White House, but that was mandatory.
[SPEAKER_04]: So even this bullshit that how he Mandel is spewing, I couldn't even go inside the White House if I wasn't vaccinated.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that was the rule to go to the White House.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was the rule to go meet with senators.
[SPEAKER_04]: Obviously there's different buildings.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Congressman and all that other stuff, you had to get vaccinated.
[SPEAKER_04]: And when I showed up, I had to present the card, which they briefly looked at.
[SPEAKER_04]: They have no way to prove it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I could have just written it down on a fucking piece of paper and been done with it.
[SPEAKER_04]: But that was the rule to actually get in.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he even sang this shit is nuts to me.
[SPEAKER_04]: We heard this over and over and over again.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then what happened?
[SPEAKER_04]: People were getting COVID with the vaccine.
[SPEAKER_04]: The vaccine.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got it again after getting the vaccine.
[SPEAKER_04]: So all of that was on true.
[SPEAKER_04]: And why is this popping up now, I guess?
[SPEAKER_04]: Or have they been working behind the scenes on this for a while?
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And was this one of their chief, let's call it concerns or at the top of their priority list when they took office in the administration.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's, yes, it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And what have they opened to find here that it was a scam or that they came out of China?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they know it was a scam already.
[SPEAKER_02]: So there's a bunch of different layers.
[SPEAKER_02]: All the administration people who lied about everything and concealed what we, I guess you could call it exculpatory evidence like showing that it wasn't as bad as it was.
[SPEAKER_02]: The death rates were fucking made up.
[SPEAKER_02]: The vaccine didn't work, blah, blah, blah, blah, all the stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: What the effect that shutdowns had all this other stuff think people that took liberties that they didn't have the right to In government and they want to expose all of it whether it leads the convictions or not is to be determined.
[SPEAKER_02]: However, it will be You you will see this a constant Drip of these types of indictments between now and over.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay
[SPEAKER_02]: And our boy, Bailey, I assume, is working on some of them.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's also working on some net-sex stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know who all the pipe headers they have.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know he's one of them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Andrew?
[SPEAKER_02]: So he got made the deputy director of the FBI.
[SPEAKER_02]: When's the last time you heard from him?
[SPEAKER_02]: Never.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know Andrew.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's not doing nothing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: He beat Biden like six different times.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's fucked China.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's a fucking pipe hitter and I haven't heard a word from him and that should worry you if you're out there and you did some shady shit frankly.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You know, they're working.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She's working on the Natsek stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, but until she was forced to go and fund a Senate and explain whatever the fuck.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's working on and everything else haven't heard of work from.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't even see her.
[SPEAKER_02]: You'll see it's a cabinet stuff, but you won't see her out at the public event.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nope, but I haven't seen her once.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Gotcha.
[SPEAKER_02]: Including former presidents.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because it's, you know, the guys that are out front and center, uh, obviously Trump, obviously Vance Rubio, uh, Heggseth when he needs to, you know, to give updates and everything else, and he's very great at that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, Rubio, um, I don't hear from Tulsi.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't hear from Andrew Bailey.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't hear from, uh, Besson will go out and do the rounds when he needs to on on these, uh,
[SPEAKER_04]: particularly left-leaning new shows to correct them on certain financial things.
[SPEAKER_04]: But other than that, it's not like, you know, that guy's given podcasts or anything.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you got to remember a beset and people, some people feel weird about this, but beset worked in the economic side of Soros' operation for 25 years.
[SPEAKER_02]: He was the guy that Soros said, hey, I want you to go into this country's economy, or boost this country's economy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Bessant was the guy who did it.
[UNKNOWN]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was the guy yeah, I look he's I don't know if that means anything to you guys if you know the the extent like that's that's one of the ways that That Soros went from being wealthy to fucking like not even generation rich.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's there he couldn't spend there's no phrase for times.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, like there's he's he's got
[SPEAKER_02]: There's the money he has in the books, and there's the power and currency that he actually has access to, and it's more than Putin.
[SPEAKER_02]: Putin's got access to about 700 billion.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, that's what he did.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, good for him.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, good for him.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, he's the best.
[SPEAKER_02]: He understands currency better than any human being alive.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if there's somebody out there that understands it better than him, we've never heard of him.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, you know, I'm not terribly concerned about that.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm not concerned about Chris Wright who steadfastly managed the energy of this country for some time with both of his hands tied behind his back.
[SPEAKER_02]: And now not only does he have both hands, he's got a fucking machine gun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: it's it's a matter of time now there's only so much obstruction that Democrats can do before these guys fucking land something somewhere that's why I'm not black pillow like stuff goes up and down it sucks paying a hundred bucks to fill up your tank yeah or more if that's truck yes but when the u.s. is the global energy leader
[SPEAKER_02]: which we already are, right by the way, but we will be not just a leader who will be dominant.
[SPEAKER_02]: We will control 40% of global oil, which is more than what OPEC controls right now, before you you loved.
[SPEAKER_02]: We will control that by the end of the spat.
[SPEAKER_02]: And we're re-valuing our currency, we're resharing manufacturing, there's so much stuff happening right now that
[SPEAKER_02]: The small day-to-day hystronics and panic just doesn't make sense to me.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's all manufactured.
[SPEAKER_02]: I understand why the other certain extent, no, I'm talking about the political stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: I understand why the individual wants cheaper gas and wants houses to be fucking affordable, 100% on that.
[SPEAKER_02]: But from the political class, all this fucking bitching and panicking and stuff like that, it's all manufactured not.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, a lot of it was said years ago by the left, and now it's being executed and now it's bad.
[SPEAKER_04]: What I kind of like keep in check with myself is like what everybody in average every day of American is going through that actually has a job and is working their ass off and they go to the the gas tank or they pay a fucking rent or whatever it is and they're like Jesus Christ man is just never going to fucking end.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I understand that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, shit, before the iron thing, the good times were wrong with oil and that was the cheapest I've seen it and I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: For instance, Trump's last term, I guess.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, yeah, just trying to figure it all out as we go along, and we'll try to keep you up to date as much as we can here.
[SPEAKER_04]: And luckily, Dan and I know some people, at least we can try to hopefully give you some information in advance and help you out.
[SPEAKER_04]: try to stay positive during this now as promised on yesterday's show I watched the Kimmel thing last night's I know you did not and he came out swinging he didn't apologize he didn't say anything else and what was to be expected was he said that joke was regarding age not in assassination attempt
[SPEAKER_04]: And I knew that was going to happen obviously, but then one, there was one reminder that I got late last night, because Roseanne started trending, let's call it like 12 30 in the morning, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Right after the show was over.
[SPEAKER_04]: Put this,
[SPEAKER_04]: clip up, Jamie, there you go.
[SPEAKER_04]: So do you remember this tweet that she posted?
[SPEAKER_04]: This is what got the show Roseanne canceled.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you talking about when Obama got her fucking kicked off ABC?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it was, this is what Valerie Jarrett looks like and it wasn't that she's, I didn't know that, is this one black by the way?
[SPEAKER_04]: You can pop it up again.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know who Valerie Jarrett is.
[SPEAKER_04]: I believe she was a congresswoman or something like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's back in the day.
[SPEAKER_04]: But you're going to have to go back.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to see that reboot was in 2016 or 17.
[SPEAKER_04]: To find out what Valerie Jarrett's job was.
[SPEAKER_04]: Or maybe she was on a news station I forget what it was.
[SPEAKER_04]: But that was the tweet that got her canceled from her own show that was called Roseanne.
[SPEAKER_04]: created by Rose Anbar and I totally forgot.
[SPEAKER_04]: One sweet got her canceled, let alone a joke and about an assassination.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now I'm not a fan of anybody being canceled over jokes, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: They talked to George Clooney about it last night because he was receiving some bullshit award.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he was talking about free speech and everything else.
[SPEAKER_04]: we actually agree on that.
[SPEAKER_04]: However, nobody asked him about the million dollars he gave to fund the KKK.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that organization or anything else.
[SPEAKER_04]: So all of these is on a case-by-case basis.
[SPEAKER_04]: I forgot.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is why Rosanne Bargott Cancer was over one fucking tweet, dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's crazy to me.
[SPEAKER_04]: What did Valerie Jarrett do?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, what was her job?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it wasn't the President of United States for Christ's sake.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's a Iranian.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not black, okay, but what was her fucking actual job here's he was a senior advisor to To Obama when he was president and she was a CEO of the whatever his chair Obama foundation.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, okay, I can't is that was called But still man If we're for calling it fair by the way both are on ABC
[SPEAKER_04]: ABC gave her the axe after that, and then Kimmel's there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Rob Schneider posted something last night, and he said, Kimmel's contract is up April 30th.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't confirm that, because I don't know his contract to be honest with you, but maybe that's why ABC did not intervene, whether like look.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's getting canceled in fucking two days anyway, so let's...
[SPEAKER_04]: just let this fucking ride out and get him off the air because his contract is over and then they can release a statement saying it was for poor ratings.
[SPEAKER_04]: But to my knowledge, because the ratings did go back into the toilet after the first Trump thing, this obviously got him probably good ratings last night, one would imagine just because they were curious on what he would say.
[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, he could now if this contract is not yet renewed,
[SPEAKER_04]: He can say, I'm a fucking martyr and free speech, and the president canceled me in blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_04]: But what I would like to remind him is something you said yesterday is like, man, have you had three assassination attempts against you?
[SPEAKER_04]: Because if you did, it probably changed your mind.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just a tad, just a fucking tad if you got shot in the head, like Trump did.
[SPEAKER_04]: It would probably change your mind on this shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, uh, but he's not back and down from that Hollywood is behind him and that's all he cares about to be honest with you.
[SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't give a shit He just wants to be the guy that hosts these dinner parties, you know four five times a year.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if you saw them they go up into the mountains and it's with
[SPEAKER_04]: every big celebrity you can imagine and all that other shits and he just wants to be loved by Hollywood and you know particularly alice celebrities.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's his whole thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Very gay.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is, but so is he.
[SPEAKER_04]: I had no.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
[SPEAKER_04]: And people were asking yesterday about, well, what if it's, you know, Melania released a statement and what if your wife released a statement or whatever and then people kindly remind that
[SPEAKER_04]: your wife is the the co-head writer of your show so did she write the joke or did you and uh... you had a convenient out uh... due to the internet because they were able to say no no here's what he really meant by saying that and it's like
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay cool man, but yeah, the the freedom of speech thing I still stand by and you know Clooney said jokes or jokes last night, and they are a summer good summer bad and that's that's the way shit goes But if you're gonna cancel Kimmel Cancel because he's not funny and it's rating suck not not free speech although I wasn't a fucking fan of that joke, but Whatever, but it's just lazy it is, but there's
[SPEAKER_02]: when I write.
[SPEAKER_02]: I always go back and read, I read each sentence in reverse order, by the way, like every sentence in reverse order as an individual sentence to make, like if that sentence can exist on its own that it doesn't belong there.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I was thinking to myself, is there a better way to say what I'm saying in this?
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like, that's what a writer should do, frankly, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like you're a word artist.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what you're trying to, you're trying to elevate words off the page and put an image in somebody's mind or an idea in somebody's mind.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's so many better ways to make an old joke.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep, so many better ways.
[SPEAKER_02]: Make fun of the way that Trump is leaned forward for some reason, say like that he's just getting ready for when he has to use a walker to get around or something.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like there's a million different ways to tell old jokes without implying death on a guy who's been the target of assassination for the last year and a half.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know the three different times?
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, come on, well, it was two at the time because they recorded that before the shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's true.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't think I honestly don't think he was talking about
[SPEAKER_02]: death, or assassination.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think that was the point he was trying to make.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not sure to be honest with you, and I can't assume the worst.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so I just don't know, but it's, you know, context is everything and we, we weren't in the room, so we don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're on the writer's room.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I just don't.
[SPEAKER_02]: I, it seems unlikely that that's what it was.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it was, I, who knows, but even then,
[SPEAKER_02]: just like this is better ways to tell that, particularly just more clever ways.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what Conan and a number of other comedians have been bitching about lately, over the past year or so, like you've made politics your entire identity and now your joke suck.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like just going out on stage, this is why a lot, like this is why,
[SPEAKER_02]: Stand-up comedy for a good bit, start it to fucking fail.
[SPEAKER_02]: Before Rogan started bringing it back, bringing it to Austin.
[SPEAKER_02]: Stand-up comedy was failing.
[SPEAKER_02]: The most successful stand-up comics, there was like four or five guys at the top, who were selling out arenas, but the best
[SPEAKER_02]: earning stand-up comics were internet personalities who weren't funny getting on stage and the people that followed them on the internet would show up and watch them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now stand-up comics back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because people are ripping on everybody now.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: They still tell Trump jokes now.
[SPEAKER_02]: They just also tell
[SPEAKER_02]: jokes about Democrats right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and for a while it was just like, oh George Bush sucks huh claps yeah shut the fuck up people got tired of it and they stopped watching stand-up comedy for 10 years it was a dying industry and it was brought back because everybody became a target again which is it's supposed to be subversive that's a whole point but you know there isn't anyone in comedy and any facet of comedy that's smarter than Conan O'Brien
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he's he's brilliant and he's been one of my favorites for years, but he had a I don't know if you saw his speech Where he just said look man, I don't touch the Trump thing not because a Trump or you know his dislike for Trump or whatever He just says I think people are sick of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've been saturated with Trump for you know over 10 years now and Comedy is like there is no way to write a Trump joke that is going to land any differently than anybody else is done it over the last 10 years
[SPEAKER_04]: And if I'm trying to think about it, comedically, who I think is the best at it right now, it's Ben Bankus, who is on our show.
[SPEAKER_04]: The way that he tells political humor is so fucking different and aggressive, it's just absurdist.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, right, but that's the way you got to do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And whomever the politician he's talking about is is barely consequential to the joke.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're a prop.
[SPEAKER_02]: The joke itself is funny and they're a prop and joke.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not just like Trump bad, you fucking tan and hair, like okay man, you're gonna do that one?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_02]: Say something funny for Christ's sake.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't really understand it, but there are people that are trying to correct others saying, hey, dude, we're on the left, either you start changing the narrative or checking yourself.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have Bill Marrow who actually said that to David Cross a couple of days ago, we'll play this clip now, it goes, or
[SPEAKER_04]: You're looking at a fucking Vance presidency in 2028 because of this stupid shit here.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you're starting to see that, a little push back, a little bit here, I'll play this clip, which is one of the craziest fucking things I've ever heard in my life.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I've met David Cross in real life.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I don't know what the fuck's happened this guy?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's a long time ago, I was fucking 15, 20 years ago at this point, but I don't know what has happened to him, but listening to this clip, he sounds like a fucking insane person here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, Jamie, I'll go ahead and play this now.
[SPEAKER_04]: You need to be checked.
[SPEAKER_04]: People need to be checked.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I don't.
[SPEAKER_07]: I feel they'll be, uh, putting your little girl.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: She needs to be checked.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what that's.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's bitch.
[SPEAKER_07]: Talk that little bitch with her black friends and trans friends.
[SPEAKER_07]: And not even understanding.
[SPEAKER_07]: She doesn't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wait, she has trans friends and third grade.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: They know their trans and third grade.
[SPEAKER_07]: I knew one of her friends, I knew when he was a girl.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think just turned nine and is just the coolest kid.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't, you know, I think the girl, girl, boy.
[SPEAKER_07]: Girl, the boy.
[SPEAKER_07]: And she has another very close friend who's not in the school, but who's a boy to girl at three.
[SPEAKER_06]: A girl was a boy, you know, I mean, I knew somebody who said to me, I'm actually more than one person who said to me a woman, said, you know, I was what they called a tomboy, if I was alive, now an act of the way I did, then that's what they would have done to me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, nobody's doing this to her.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm literally nobody is doing this to her.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, hold.
[SPEAKER_07]: She is, or he is either eight or I think nine.
[SPEAKER_06]: OK, there's somebody doing something because eight or nine year olds can't do what they're doing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can't do anything on their own.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, they're buying them boys clothes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they're doing something.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're doing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, you're right.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're buying them boys clothes.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm telling them, you're a boy now.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, they're not telling them they're just agreeing with their, like, going on.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are they agreeing with the eight-year-old?
[SPEAKER_06]: Because that's their judgment.
[SPEAKER_06]: But when is their judgment ever been off at eight?
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, you know, you know you weren't gay, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: That's, yeah, that's not different.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is different.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it isn't.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Good luck with President Bands.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because, as I always say to my old friends, we voted for the same person, you're just why she lost.
[SPEAKER_06]: You said that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like what?
[SPEAKER_06]: We voted for the same person.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're just why she lost.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because America hears this, and they're going to go bills right, eight-year-olds can't really make decisions on their own like this.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what most people are going to say.
[SPEAKER_06]: And this is where the Democrats are with David Cross, Living in Brooklyn, with Mandami Loving.
[SPEAKER_06]: And this is why we're going to vote for JD events.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that's, and that's, I don't think it's American in that show.
[SPEAKER_06]: Doesn't mean I don't love you.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, I mean, it's an excellent point here.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have a seven year old and for Christ's six.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's no need to have this conversation at all.
[SPEAKER_02]: Find a poster of Big Daddy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: From Adam Sandler?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep, put it up on screen really quick.
[SPEAKER_02]: John Stewart is part of that by the way.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's friends with all these guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sandler's not.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sandler's a Republican, but yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's pretty obvious, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: All of his friends are outspoken Republicans and sandwiches doesn't say anything, but see, that guy right there on the left, Frankenstein, and he's turned into the smelly kid.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what happens when you like children make decisions.
[SPEAKER_02]: We did a documentary on this already.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Jud Appetal did this documentary, so matter of fact, this wife was in it.
[SPEAKER_02]: She played Tits McGee, I believe, was her name, for Namaste.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: What the absolute fuck.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like comedy from the 1990s is reality now.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was just, I was stunned by this man again.
[SPEAKER_04]: I met him a long time ago, and I was,
[SPEAKER_04]: full disclosure, a fucking big fan of David Cross.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Mr. Show with Bob and Dave was excellent.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was one of the most groundbreaking sketch shows there was and it was on HBO on Friday nights at midnight.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was fucking out of control and crazy.
[SPEAKER_04]: He did run, run, run, run, like you wrote all this shit too, like both of them wrote all of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if baseballs had AIDS, I think, was the name of that stand-up album he did.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was just really good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, yeah, yeah, but when I watched a clip like this having a seven year old, I was out last night with him just playing on the beach and he was digging sand castles and rolling around and doing fucking running into the ocean even though it was cold and I go hey, but it's it's fucking cold the water is at least you know not the weather, but I go the water is a little cold I wouldn't go all the way in what did he do we went all the way in obviously.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not a great decision when he got out he said dad I'm freezing and I'd like to go back inside and I go What did we learn there and it goes?
[SPEAKER_04]: That I left my shovel on the beach.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was this exact phrase and it goes can you go back and get it?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna go get I'm gonna go take a hot shower If he ever came to me with a decision like this and said
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm a girl and I want to be a girl and make me a girl, I would say hey bud, when you can fucking make decisions like a grown-up and not run into the ocean in the 40 degree wall and it water, then we can have that discussion, but it'll Mars 100% right there.
[SPEAKER_02]: like a complicated multiplication problem that you have to answer to log into YouTube kids.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that's true.
[SPEAKER_02]: That you're an adult.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: So if you can't do that, if you can't tell me like what, I don't know, eight times 17 or something like that, if you can't figure it out, then you can't fucking change your goddamn sex.
[SPEAKER_02]: You idiot, shut the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_04]: But then saying the other part about the three-year-old.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have a three-year-old.
[SPEAKER_04]: See, fucking screams like a Banshee-old, they long.
[SPEAKER_04]: Has never mentioned her gender once.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you want to hear one?
[SPEAKER_02]: So this morning, diapers full, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, and here's the, my body didn't tell me I had to pee, so it's not my fault.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that kid's definitely capable of changing sex.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, he's just cute.
[SPEAKER_02]: Does let him be cute?
[SPEAKER_02]: Let him fucking play with dolls or fucking, if it's a girl that'll play in the mud, don't stop him.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just don't add to it.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's no fucking reason for that shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why are you cultivating Explortive behavior?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's not how Explortive behavior is supposed to work.
[SPEAKER_02]: like oh you eat spinach now you must be a real spinach guy like now i just tried it and shot it talking about everything and these people have no core principles in their lives and as such they have no personality and no personality so that whatever
[SPEAKER_04]: new thing they experience or attribute they see that looks popular to them they take it on as their identity now that's not how identity works now and the other thing about this that scares the shit out of me and this is why I care about the midterms and elections and gas prices and all the other shit that we were talking about at the top of the show is because we were this close to this bullshit continuing if Trump didn't get in there
[SPEAKER_04]: this would continue all this this trans bullshit this this fucking lgbtq plus i a whatever the fuck that is uh... that lady up in canada who we played on the show uh... how many letters were that we were looking at fucking seventeen letters and i mean it's a base of if common here said been elected or Biden has stayed in been elected it would have been as at the same as when rather be haze cheated when his last election and and
[SPEAKER_02]: uh... stalled out reconstruction and we didn't we didn't get we we ended up getting really bad case law or or yet a really bad uh... legislative law with a civil rights act it's terribly flawed right uh... and folks around with our voting and shit like that it was and just like the abortion thing it was already happening naturally all you had to get out of the way it would it would have been painful a little bit though it been some back and forth baby low dust up here and there
[SPEAKER_02]: But things would have resolved themselves at some point in the natural process.
[SPEAKER_02]: Instead, some asshole got in and weaponized the mob because for one special interest or another and a problem that was solving itself persisted for another fucking six decades afterwards.
[SPEAKER_02]: For abortion it was five decades.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you're talking about two generations of people suffering
[SPEAKER_02]: want cared more about the mob thought popularity or making this fringe rich than just the country.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's how it works.
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is what my biggest fear is because if this
[SPEAKER_04]: word to continue or somebody else gets back in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're going to double down and go twice as hard for real.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like I genuinely believe that.
[SPEAKER_04]: They will go twice as hard as the last time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't try.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fuck you.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to keep jamming this down your throats and with these fucking hires and all this other shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: You see the two dudes at the Met's game, the other nights.
[SPEAKER_04]: They were working for Biden.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're now chicks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, this meme is gone viral as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, the mats ever break that losing streak.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ah, yeah, they won a game.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they did.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Philly's fired their manager today though.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you don't say.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because they also suck.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, yeah, Jamie put this on screen.
[SPEAKER_04]: So this was it.
[SPEAKER_04]: This was the one that went viral.
[SPEAKER_02]: Remember those two that worked for Run?
[SPEAKER_02]: The one on the right was like this, the health.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Something health director, or some shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know who that dude on the left is.
[SPEAKER_04]: I remember, wait, I remember the dude on the right if you look at it was wearing the military.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was a certain general.
[SPEAKER_04]: OK. Something like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Were they in the military or just wearing the shit?
[SPEAKER_04]: I know we joke about it, but I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not really.
[SPEAKER_02]: this surgeon general, it's not that what was it, what was that dude's name, um, health secretary.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Rachel Leven, I think was the name of that dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's so tough to tell, and this picture was everywhere, and then I think losing 11 12 games in a row or something out to this.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it just, I think the caption was just like, hey,
[SPEAKER_04]: Just a couple of gals out, taking an afternoon match game that one of them posts that I was like, there's no fucking way we're doing this dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I just don't wanna go back to this.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's my biggest fear with all this.
[SPEAKER_02]: That dude is a pediatrician by trade.
[SPEAKER_02]: Great, that's the right.
[SPEAKER_02]: And probably a pedophile.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is what I don't wanna go back to.
[SPEAKER_04]: So this is why I bring it up and I talk about it and everything else
[SPEAKER_04]: for four years, and I definitely don't want to get hop back into this fucking bullshit again.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, David Cross is one of my favorite comedians to hear him say that was just soul crushing last night's.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was like, what, what are you doing, bro?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, God damn, I know a three year old trans kid.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know a three year old who thinks he's a transformer, you know, that's about it, but she's, what are we doing?
[SPEAKER_04]: Loved as a comedian, I thought he was fucking God growing up, but yeah man, it's super fucking weird.
[SPEAKER_04]: Any more updates on that guy from the Trump assassination, I saw some post online about what he had in his luggage, and those pictures got released.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I haven't seen anything really substantial that's new, except for his the court
[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know if that was on purpose.
[SPEAKER_02]: Some people are meaming it and it's like Trump on the phone scene.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, make him look gay even gayer So yeah I mean, he just looks like Trevor Noah Yeah, with worse hair.
[SPEAKER_02]: Trevor was rich.
[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, obviously he's got better hair, but he can glow up a little bit But pop this picture up on screen, Jamie So these were the knives remember they said that he had knives and all kinds of shit
[SPEAKER_02]: The one in the top left is a K-bar, the one in the bottom left is a push knife.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, look, everybody thinks they're fucking John Wick now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's strange.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the fuck was this retard going to use 31-year-old teacher?
[SPEAKER_02]: What's he going to do?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's going to trip and fall on the way in and get fucking kicked in the back of the head.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what's going to happen.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's exactly what happened.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you're out there and you're thinking about charging through secret service,
[SPEAKER_02]: Just know that the same thing is going to happen to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: You are a nervous Nella.
[SPEAKER_02]: You've never been out of flight in your life and you're going to fall down to make a fool out of yourself and then spend the rest of your life in prison.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's 31 years old.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't kill yourself, probably.
[SPEAKER_04]: How to imagine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hopefully, a way to taxpayers don't have to pay for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go to this next picture, Jamie.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the gun he had here?
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, that's some like Turkish knockoff 19-11.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, I haven't checked in.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've been kind of busy the last couple days with stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: I need to check it with Brandon and see if he's made fun of this guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because he, I'm sure it's coming.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, Brandon Hurrah?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: He often goes after people that use super gay guns.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a wild one to me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, because a lot of these people who were getting pop do in this shit
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, I don't even know where you buy something like that when either.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, we'll go to the next one here, Jamie.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's do this one.
[SPEAKER_04]: Looks like a shotgun?
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, I don't know what that is.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it looks like it's a knockoff of an M1 combat shotgun, but that's not an M1.
[SPEAKER_02]: the m1 and now the m2 combat shotgun is the best shotgun that exists in my opinion okay hold a picture put an m2 combat shotgun and pull that up because i don't know what the the m2 i think is a little bit larger than that
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it has an eight round capacity, something like that, but that looks like it's some cheap knockoff version, it just has a pistol grip and the butt son.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just wonder where these people are getting this, like a California.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that one, yeah, I mean, he didn't buy in California.
[SPEAKER_02]: That kind of shotgun with a pistol grip, I don't think it's legal in California.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I could be wrong about that.
[SPEAKER_02]: They publish a list of handguns.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know about shotguns.
[SPEAKER_02]: Gun and pop this up, Jimmy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's an M2.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, that's not it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hang on, I'll send it to you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: it looks very similar though that gun uh... it's a panzer arms and two semi-automatic twelve gates shotgun this is not the same gun you're saying work on this is we're looking for a benelli um... you see if they have one with a pistol grip on it uh... but again i think the curiosity for me looking at all these pictures last night was we're just a normal teacher uh... and i'll use normal and air quotes there but uh... we're we're a guy is getting
[SPEAKER_04]: like these these strange fucking weapons and why so many of them like it if he's you know just one person what's what the fuck's he gonna do with eight knives that he think he was just gonna get through everybody with those or I mean it's just complete fucking madness look once I run out of ammo dude I'm gonna start stabbing I'll send it to you on twitter okay
[SPEAKER_02]: a fuffet of afterwards but you have it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just what I see these people.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was like the guy remember the guy went flu to Ukraine Yeah, I got fond of Ukraine and was after Trump and you're like the fuck weapon were you hoping to kill him with there?
[SPEAKER_04]: What was that?
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll pop this open now.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is the, this is my favorite.
[SPEAKER_02]: Actually, the M1 was my favorite, but the M2 is now the standard.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you can see it next to the other gun.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's pretty similar.
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at this.
[SPEAKER_02]: This one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now I use a different butt stock.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have a butt stock that has like, I think four springs in it.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it reduces recoil by about 80% so it's just like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it doesn't move.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I've also have a suppressor on it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It looks fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's fucking dope.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it looks fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: It shocked us oppressors are pretty cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's still a lot of shit, obviously, but Yeah, those things are sweet, but he the one he has is just like something he bought at a fucking flea market somewhere Yeah, but in California, it's so fucking hard to get a gun.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I went through that process there.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just surprised
[SPEAKER_04]: that he was able to do it unless this was planned out way in advance.
[SPEAKER_04]: You said he got the hotel room way in advance as soon as he got an ounce.
[SPEAKER_02]: April six, yeah, that's the date.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think you've got to have some kind of permit or something.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there's a 10 day wait for the Brady bill.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think I think California, I think if the shot gun has a pistol grip in California, they consider it an assault rifle.
[SPEAKER_02]: But does that make you wait longer for it then makes it a legal oh no shit I think I didn't know guns with pistol grips are generally they are legal But it depends on the shotgun so that one I think is a semi-automatic.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think that would be legal I don't know okay either way.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean he this Who fucking knows with this guy?
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean that's very odd that there's no way that that handgun that he had is legal there I don't think unless there's a something I don't actually know what I haven't checked in on the laws in California Wow, they they may have changed something
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see, so I'm going to read it off here, the full arsenal suppressor equipped 45 pistol tactical shotgun with a strap, this is some dude named Constitutional Patriot by the Wrenchwitter, multiple combat knives and daggers, including one marked 3D.
[SPEAKER_04]: fuck does that mean a 3D dagger he yeah i don't know what that means i don't know maybe he wrote it i hand on there like um he says uh this wasn't some random guy with a single weapon this was a prepared killer now that i don't i don't believe now he was not what was he prepared for
[SPEAKER_04]: And they're saying, why the soft coverage with this, you know, now that to your points, you're right, I didn't see any of this shit on the news.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't see any of his arsenal or any of that shit, obviously because it would have made him look violent.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they've kind of hit all this.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you remember the picture that we're posting on Michael Brown?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Graduation?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, whenever something like that happens, it's typically baby picks.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, they're graduating third grade, something like that, something real positive there.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the ones that were floating around with him over the last few days have been, you know, the teacher of the year, and the dorky guy, wearing khakis, and a button down, and all that stuff to make him look like,
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe it just kind of lost his mind for a night and it's like well too bad you're going to jail for the rest of your life So that's it because they did charge him with a assassination charges by the way So that's that's a life sentence and Well enjoy it if 31 years old and you can spend the next 50 years of your life in prison Now's the one the show we get to the drinking bro of the week
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's your fucking grandma kidding his community as a volunteer Fire arm what's that?
[SPEAKER_04]: a what maybe meant to say firefighter yeah i think maybe look uh i'm not gonna i'm not hating or nothing but our fans drink yeah yeah during the day and i oh yeah yes yes and i'm sure he wrote this on some booze uh so i says which i admit is pretty cool to seem to respond the middle of the night uh and uh he's a wrestling coach uh which i did know he had it in him uh we are five years and three days apart but sometimes his wisdom
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