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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and you are listening to PsychoBabble.

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[SPEAKER_00]: An unfiltered half hour of gossip sessions, pop culture scrutiny, and stories we've never told in videos.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not just crazy talk, it's PsychoBabble.

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[SPEAKER_00]: This week we discuss feet picks on Uber Eats, how to steal Pokemon cards at self-checkout, the fist fight between Zane and Louis of One Direction, and Jill Biden's dream of being on heated rivalry.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Good morning.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Good, well, one thing needs to be addressed.

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[SPEAKER_01]: When we used to record in the same time zone, it was very good morning to both of us, but it's my afternoon now, because as you remember, I live in New York.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The big apple?

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's past lunchtime here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I've eaten two meals.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's morning somewhere.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's five o'clock somewhere.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's one PM somewhere.

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[SPEAKER_00]: T, is it one PM for you?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tell you what, one, twenty one, mama.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, well, it's good.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, on, on, I feel like on the internet because everyone has different times, those people say instead of good morning or happy, whatever, people say happy time zone.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I hate that, I hate it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm makes me happy that I'm not on a platform where they say that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I've seen people on Twitch be like, happy time zone.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, okay, you know, block, no, block.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I think of all the people that you blocked when they were like, I did an annoying 12 year old and now they're 25 and maybe have thought provoking things to say.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Lock, oh, keep them blocked, okay, I'll shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Damn, yeah, you know, I get a lot of people coming in to TikTok lives and stuff and being like, you blocked me 13 years ago, will you forgive me?

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[SPEAKER_00]: And like, you were probably annoying one day.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And that's the thing.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So we, what, audience, clap if you've been annoying one day.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No honey, I've done it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I've been annoying a lot of days.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Have you?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you scale back if you can tell someone's getting annoyed by you or do you dial it up?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's been a long time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't interact with a lot of people anymore.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Who's annoyed with me?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Who's annoying with me?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Who's annoyed with me?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Then like an old situation?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You think I'm self-aware enough to know if someone's annoyed with me?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm saying, do you poke the bear?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't teach the animal, but I do poke the bear.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I poke the bear, I teach the animal.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, I guess with my boyfriend, sometimes I know when he's had it with me, but I'm in a playful mood, and so I give it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I twist the knife.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You poke the bear, you twist the knife!

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[SPEAKER_01]: But I will say he does it more to me than I do it to him, so it's fun when I get the rare opportunity.

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[SPEAKER_01]: but okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, he's he's a screecher and a screamer and a poker and a prodder.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Screacher and a screamer.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He's just making chirp.

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[SPEAKER_01]: He's not what he's are chirping in a scorpion.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, the time.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He is okay, but he's chirping, screeching, screeching.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Many things would make me screech too.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If somebody stabbed me and twisted the knife, I would think I would screech.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, he'll be screeching.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And the chirping in the scorpion, and I'm like, do you want me to give you something to squirping about?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, not that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, have you seen the videos of the millennial parents and saying phrases to their kids and having them finish the sentence?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and it's, I'll give you something to, and then they have the kids have to finish it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, and for a price, it would be what?

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[SPEAKER_00]: For us, it would be what?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Cry about, cry about, yep.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I brought you into this world,

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm going to give you a hot mouth and you out of it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I have seen those videos and that I watch every time because they are endearing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's well, isn't endearing or doesn't make me feel some type of way about my answers.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's my answer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There are my ancestors and sisters because because all the kids for the Millennials are like They hear I brought you into this world and I'm and they say and I love every second And I'll give you kisses every day for the rest of your life.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll give you something to be happy about Eat for breakfast when you're hungry

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm like, damn, okay, well, sure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well, yeah, so I'd say to my wife, I'll give you something to interpret and a square put it about and then then he really shrieks.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Shrieks.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's like shrieks, but we pronounce it shrieks.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Because you're aching and you're shrieking well, you know, I mean, I've never experienced this with a pet But it's like you see those videos on TikTok when they're like, what do you mean my dog's name was Krutan and then it turned into Cruity booty and then it turned into booty and then it turned into booty baby and then I would just call a baby

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, well, now I'm in a relationship, but we've created our own language where we mispronounce words intentionally if we put the emphasis on the wrong syllable all the time and it's like now I just get caught in public saying in correct things constantly.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Shree.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm at the dog park being like, get over here, stink of that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly, although I will say I really did I really did seek her tons twin cross in the street the other day Oh my god, it could have been him.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It could have been him cuz he's not with me right now Okay, dang it was it because San Francisco I don't know where the dog is

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not in San Francisco.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, my God.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, what?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't when I said, I don't know where the dog is.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I meant you, see, space.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I forgot you lived in the big apple for one minute.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And wow.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, bitch, we got an apartment finally.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Can't move it yet, but the hunt is over.

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[SPEAKER_00]: How many apartments do you think you looked at?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Baby, let me just tell you, baby, just tell me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I mean, so my, my web browser usually has about 20 tabs across the top.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I had a permanent fixture of like the app that New Yorkers used to look at rentals.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I would wake up first thing every morning refresh it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We looked at hundreds online.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think in person, we looked at 30.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We applied for, we applied for seven.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Corey, you scared me when you said that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I thought you had to say you haven't been recording this whole time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Corey.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, what?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it hasn't been recording.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Good.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It has been McGregor.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I got to ramps.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody did get to ramps.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't rest.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Not a fun joke.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm my bad.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm triggering because you don't what else has happened 30 times.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What?

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[SPEAKER_00]: That.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you know what I've had?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, we, we, we looked at like 30, we applied for seven.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So you just don't get it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you just think having your browser open to those websites?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think they're tracking your movements and keeping tabs on how many times you've looked at the listing, you know, how cook.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And then they're reporting back to the, they're reporting back to the renters and they're like, they're desperate.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They're desperate.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Jack, the price up another thousand, another thousand, keep raising it, keep raising it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, I would not put it past him because surveillance state and capitalism does not go hand in hand for anybody except the business.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, the New York loves capitalism.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Let me tell you that right now.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, we found a lot of that will lead me to it soon, which leads me to did you see the jet blue tweet.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, if I did, I'm not on that app.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it went viral because I think it left Twitter.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think it reached more people than just the tweet itself.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Somebody was like,

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to make it to a funeral, but my jet blue ticket increased $230 after one day of like looking at it and coming back to it, I'm just trying to go to a funeral.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And jet blue replied, try clearing your cash in cookies or booking with an incognito window.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We're sorry for your loss.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And I feel like everyone had an assumption that that's what airlines did.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, you know, track if you've looked at the flight before, increase the price the next day if you look at it again.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But I don't think anybody admitted to it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They've since deleted the tweet, this happened this week.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And so now everyone's like, okay, so now we have.

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[SPEAKER_00]: proof that like that is how things work for every industry and like we all thought it and we all kind of assumed every business was doing that but um they're just like openly admitting to it now um I just want to know but then somebody said no, no, wait, wait, wait, then somebody said surveillance is is getting to the point where

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[SPEAKER_00]: They can track if they, A, I will look and see if you have a funeral that you are connected to in the, in the, in the destination city you're going to and raise the price because they know you won't say notes with ticket.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They can look up if you are connected to any funerals in the city you're looking at the destination for.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Is scrubbing open to areas?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, they're connecting their way.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So AI is scrubbing a bit to areas and then they're logging into our 23 and me account data which was sold.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And they're they're they're cross arrest.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You're they're dying.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're Facebook Instagram Twitter.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Seeing if you're connected to anybody with those that person that name that that family that bubble bubble blah blah blah girl.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's over.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She dead.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She already done a surged hers damn.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, fuck the airlines is still my stance.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, aren't they getting a bailout or something right now?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I just saw, I don't, I didn't fact check it, but I just saw something bad.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Delta's CEO being like, we already hit a billion dollars for the year.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm sure.

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[SPEAKER_01]: After they were bailed out during the pandemic, like, can you pay us back?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Can you pay us back?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, heck.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what, did you see, did you see?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, honey, okay, so we're all trying to make ends meet.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Turfals.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Tea.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Peeria.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Peeria.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Uber eats people, delivers.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Have found a new way to make an extra coin.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know how when you when they deliver the food left to take a picture of of it at your door or It you know being handed off have you ever gotten a biz checked it and you see a picture of you receiving your food And it's the least flattering thing about very I the strange thing is I can

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[SPEAKER_01]: remember the like first time that I realized the photo taking thing was a thing because I answered the door and the guy was handing my food and he was like, wait, I need a picture and then he took a picture of me standing there holding it and I was like, well, I walked back and said to my roommate, well, why did that guy just take a picture of me?

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[SPEAKER_01]: well well he's a freak I don't I mean I listen I'm I live in a major city both in San Francisco and here where it's like I could walk to a lot of places like I when they started jacking up all the fees and all that shit.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I stopped.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't I don't door dash.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't over eats it's like $40 in fees.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I walk I'm lucky

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well you live in a walkable city.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I live in a walkable city and there's there's there's food all around me So I'm like no, I will not I will not pay that fee.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I will walk my little took-ass

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, there is a Uber eats driver in Los Angeles.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's an article about her who has gone viral because she is including her feet in all the delivery pictures and she's getting way bigger tips.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She says her tip average has gone up ever since she includes her toes in every picture, because she's wearing these cute little shoes, her petacures out, her each little toe.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She got a French tip on the toe.

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[SPEAKER_00]: ten French tips on the toe.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I see here in here.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She has pictures of her McDonald's getting delivered.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Some flowers getting delivered.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Stava's getting delivered.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Her feet are in every picture.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She has revealed that she has gotten extra $20 extra $50 every time she includes her feet.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So, um, yes, I think do you have good feet?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I have my, well, yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I have gorgeous, I have gorgeous feet minus my second toe on my right foot, which is, oh, just always has a blister on it when I'm running.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, can you get French tips on your, on your little, little tip of your toes on your toes?

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[SPEAKER_00]: French tips for big tips.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I could.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure I'm sure I could.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If somebody's picture of your food included their feet,

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you gagging or are you gagging?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I just notice in New York a lot of people don't really do open to shoe.

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[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of people see a lot of people see a lot of school.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The rats will nibble.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The rats will nibble.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I had a, I had a, I had a pair of teavis that I threw out before I moved here.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was winter.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They were really beat up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was, I've been thinking about buying a new pair, but I was just like beat up teavas instead of beat up Chanel.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And exactly, very bad.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm just like I'm just like can I buy a second pair?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Do people hear free the toast?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's definitely not giving New York City to where Tivas.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so sorry.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's nice.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I love the cold breeze on my toes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you ever wear socks with Tivas?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I love socks with Tivas.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't do that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, my mom would say socks and sandals.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She would say geek boy.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That was how she would drag us when we were children should you look like a geek you look like it's like a new term geek is a new term for getting geek.

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[SPEAKER_00]: There's like, you know, you're you're on your drinking cough syrup.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm geek never heard of it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Me neither.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know who's not wearing exposed toes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, there's a quadruple amputee that's on the loose.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Great.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I've been story is so old that guy who shot somebody.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So there's a quadruple amputee.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's a quernal pro.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Pro.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I've seen that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I saw it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Quernal pro.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The headline is crazy.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Start to finish quadruple amputee.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Cornhole pro.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Dayton Weber.

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[SPEAKER_00]: pictured with a swastika star days before gunning down his pal.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, slow down.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, can now he's escaped or you just made that up?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, they've they've discovered that he's a Nazi, I guess.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, well, they, uh, yes, he did, he did maybe he escaped.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, uh, he escaped or that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, he's on the run.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, he's on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's on the loose.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's on the loose.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, he, oh, he killed his friend.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I told you, that's like, that story's like, a month old at least.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He killed his friend on, okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: He was chugging brown liquor from a handle in the driver's seat of a car.

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[SPEAKER_00]: White powder scattered across the center console.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It could have been a root beer.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It could have been powder sugar.

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[SPEAKER_00]: What are we trying to do here?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Frame the bit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So is he on the loose or not?

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[SPEAKER_00]: He's facing life in prison.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to figure out if he's on the loose or if he's tighten down.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They've got psychobabble in prison.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So hey, new listener.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Here he is with the picture of a scary clown mask on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Here he is shooting a gun.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This is much heavier than what I wanted to talk about today.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Why?

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[SPEAKER_01]: You don't want to talk about corn.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I had actual hard-hitting news that you've made us wait 15 minutes to get to.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Get to it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Seven scene.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know Scooby-Doo's real name?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Scooby Douglas do.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, Scooby is short for something.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Scooby is his nickname.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Is this where you're getting with crew town all this just to look illegal?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, this is how Scooby got all the way to do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, but Scoob Donia, Scoob Donia, the third.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, his real legal name is Scoob Earth.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I actually didn't know that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you did now.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It all comes from the back.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And school, but so you've been going, so you've been gatekeeping.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Is there a reason you hurt?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Where's the do come from?

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[SPEAKER_01]: You, that I think that's his last name.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think we're do scuba do scuba do.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Who is this covered do is the any relation that Jane don't oh and scrappy scrap Bert hold on.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so his legal name is scoobert dobert do but he goes by but he goes by scooby do okay cool

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We all have nicknames.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's that line.

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[SPEAKER_00]: OK. Was it a headline?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Was it breaking news?

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[SPEAKER_00]: It didn't feel breaking to me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I saw it in a clip from a game show.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It was it seemed very, you weakest link.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Esk, but it was clearly like a game show and great Britain or somewhere.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And I thought, is this real?

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[SPEAKER_01]: And so then I did my research.

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[SPEAKER_00]: come.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And you're scuba to do.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, those shits.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for getting to the bottom of that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You're welcome.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Now right expose a, all right, you on talk about some money things money.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Life jacket, life jacket worn by Titanic survivor auctioned off for guess how much.

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[SPEAKER_00]: 100,000 dollars.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Baby.

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[SPEAKER_01]: more life jacket hundred thousand dollars life jacket worn by titanic survivor auctioned off for nine hundred thousand dollars would you?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well in its defense it's must have worked it must be a very effective life jacket

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if it's worth that much.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't have that lying around in nor do I have.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I was gonna ask if you were like had endless amounts of money, like what kind of fun things you would buy, but I actually think I know the answers to that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You would have the Winnie Mobile.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You would have the Winnie Mobile.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was just thinking the Winner Mobile.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you would have the Winnie Mobile.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You would have it be parked up front.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I would get the Titanic vest, no.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't think I would either.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's not really iconic to me in the same way the Ace Ventura Rhinoh is, it just looks kind of like,

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[SPEAKER_01]: of ass would you really I'm not gagging as as somebody who did not finish he did rivalry would you bid would you bid 35 k for a walk-on role in season two of heated rivalry?

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, you know what that would stress me out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I would it's a be there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: working.

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[SPEAKER_00]: To have the work, you're telling me somebody's bidding to work.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you know times or tough?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You didn't.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You didn't see who bid 35,000 dollars.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I did see and she didn't win.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Dr. Jill Biden was at the New York City LGBT Center Gala and they were, um, they were doing an auction for a walk on roll and he did rivalry.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think she's going to be making out with a hockey player?

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[SPEAKER_00]: If she had won, what do

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[SPEAKER_00]: We're naked in the locker room in the backgrounds.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Or they're women in season one.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I never finished it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I never finished.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Is it the role that worked at the, at the smoothie place that goes wrong?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Is it for you?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you quit watching?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I've been Jill Biden.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That shouldn't be Jill Biden.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think, honestly, I don't care who won the bid.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I want them to still write a, can't be a role for Jill Biden.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What's up?

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[SPEAKER_01]: You're gone, Rawls.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Does that mean you like get a lot of money to walk in for one day?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You don't, you're not there for the whole season.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You walk on for it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Say you walk out for it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but even then, what are you like background fodder?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Or you like, could you be the owner of the smoothie company?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Like do you get a line?

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[SPEAKER_00]: You're a line.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think to get a line.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The back of your head is filmed.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Filmed.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Filmed.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Filmed.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I guess we'll see.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I wish we knew who won.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The final winner was $125,000.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, each, so it was $250,000 total for the winners who won the Walk On Rolls.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's some gay Los Angeles actor in quotation marks who has a sugar daddy trying to make gay that gay that used to be on billboards with his huge BBL.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I'm talking about in Los Angeles?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I've gotten enough emails from people trying to walk the red carpet at the queeredies.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I know what are they.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You know the lineup.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I know what is.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I will recognize them when I watch season two.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, I felt a dark spirit this weekend and I was scared.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was at Coachella and you know when you're in an event and you know your mortal enemy is also there.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You can feel it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe you don't know it but you feel it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, a lot of people love me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No enemies.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No haters.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I have, it's not an enemy

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know who is that Coachella?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Who?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Imagine my surprise.

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[SPEAKER_00]: When I see up on the screen, while watching Sabrina Carpenter, in the car, doing a monologue.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Gina Davis.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Gina Davis.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I did hear that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Gina Davis played elder Sabrina Carpenter at a pre roll ad.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I said, we got to go to the do lab.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We got to go to the lab.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, she's she's triggering for me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm watching every good movie and she's always popping up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she's a no-boy and a wonderful actress.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I still don't understand your beat.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There's no beef is just like season three of Netflix beef starring you and Gina Davis.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's it's my maybe my most controversial opinion, but I just don't see it for her.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I just don't see it for her

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[SPEAKER_00]: But go first, she must have a good agent.

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[SPEAKER_00]: She's still working.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Dang.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So, so what did you, did you see the headlines about that robot that one that Beijing have marathon?

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[SPEAKER_00]: No.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Baby, you want me to be impressed by a machine that can go fast.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever heard of a car?

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I heard of.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Girl, a plane.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I brought this up because I was hoping I would have your support and boy do I have it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: The number of headlines I had to read.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Humanoid robot beats human half marathon record at China marathon.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wow, are we supposed to be impressed or surprised that a machine without lungs?

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[SPEAKER_00]: was able to go down a road, that's stupid and boring.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You're stupid and boring if you're impressed by that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Send it to NASCAR if you want me to be impressed by it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Make it out run one of those stupid cars that goes circles around those labs.

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[SPEAKER_01]: But you want me to be impressed?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, if a humanoid shaped robot can run faster than a NASCAR car, I think I would be like, OK, cool.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You think I'm supposed to care about robots beating humans in a marathon?

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, just like we've lost the plot.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We've lost the plot.

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[SPEAKER_01]: People celebrating this sort of shit.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you won't find me celebrating at Cory.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I root for you, the human.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What's next?

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[SPEAKER_01]: To humanoid robots together on the amazing race?

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[SPEAKER_00]: We should do it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We should do it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's their next big twist.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's fans, it's it's it's super fans of the show paired with robots.

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[SPEAKER_01]: What's your name?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd be seated and seated.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you have been plugged out?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you see, are you familiar with the Amy Polar podcast?

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[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't heard of it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: She recently had Kerry Washington, do you know who that is?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are you sure?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you know what you say Washington, then you film a video with her.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I pretty sure you did She was your first She was your first guest on the Tyler Oakley show.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you on after a little googling.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I have I've confirmed it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, that can't wait

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[SPEAKER_01]: What did that come out before after we filmed the amazing race because that was 2016?

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[SPEAKER_01]: That was after we filmed it the first time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, depending on when it aired because that's funny because Carrie Washington was recently on the Abbey Polar podcast talking about how much she loves the amazing race and how she's watched every season.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So I was like she's gagging.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Does Carrie Washington know who we are and did she root for us to win either of our seasons?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm dying tonight.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't think she brought it up, but it's all the blur.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I wasn't asking you, I was just speculating a loud.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, what about Terry Washington?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Is that, well, that was it?

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[SPEAKER_01]: That was a story, heard Amy Polar on the podcast and her gushing about how much she loves the race and how she's seen every season.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, and how she thinks she'd be really good at it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I thought I feel like she should get on.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll play.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Apply.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Come for our record.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I dare.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Um, yes, uh, I'm over survivor this season.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I never want to see another all-star season a survivor.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, I think it just doesn't work.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't work.

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[SPEAKER_00]: All-star survivor all stars.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We'd brother anything social doesn't work as all stars.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And that's the that on that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Here's what I'll say.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think, I mean, in a world ruined it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: In a world where, uh, we're pre-gaming happens.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think like I think,

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[SPEAKER_01]: a continued like fans versus favorites could be fun.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They did that twice where it was like a tribe of all returners versus a tribe of all newbies and it's like because yeah, how far can you really go when there's just like eight returners in a in a group good for you if some of you pre-gamed like it's not going to matter what and come merge.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Also, this every twist that's happening in season 50 of survivor, nobody likes.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So like, we have what, um, uh, Christian having to lose not only lose his vote, but vote against himself.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And then thus not being able to use his shot in the dark.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever seen somebody get so fucked over by, uh, Yeah, rock paper scissors before?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I do go back to what Emily said during tribal council, which was like, he wanted to go, he tried to go, he won the rock paper scissors, nobody forced him to go.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I like that better, because at least it's the caveat of saying that, wouldn't like previous seasons of this quote unquote new era.

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[SPEAKER_01]: people have been forced to go on.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you're on your on journeys and have not been given the option to pass or play or like know the stakes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: So I think he had it a little bit better.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I do think it was, but throughout the season so far, the the stakes of going on a journey have been, you don't have to be at the at the tribal council.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You get to skip right past the journey?

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no.

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[SPEAKER_01]: That's that's that's

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[SPEAKER_01]: Colby went on a journey right here, so I don't know I think right I think some of these twists were necessary because a the amount of people that they cast and be I think like last week when there was a double elimination.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I think it benefited Us viewers because it did end up breaking up a zoom alliance a zoom pregame alliance, but

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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I think I've said it a hundred times like the season after or a couple seasons after Mike White's first season.

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[SPEAKER_01]: There was like an entertainment weekly interview with him where he like said how Jeff pitch Tim all these crazy ideas and how Mike White tried to

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[SPEAKER_01]: talk him out of it years ago and it's like every time we see one of these like bad twists play out I'm just like this is something he drew up on a jepter up on a whiteboard in his garage and sent to Mike White and Mike White try to talk him out of and he didn't successfully do it so here we are.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I did like seeing I was all satisfied seeing Jeff have to do want to do the hold on to the thing and don't let it drop challenge in lasting seven minutes.

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[SPEAKER_01]: You ever use that machine at the gym?

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[SPEAKER_01]: And now, is it even a machine they had it at the gym in San Francisco that I went to they had this machine where you could like roll back a grip and like hold weight, but the purpose was to try keep doing reps, but yeah, I always want to try it.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I want to try it now.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it is satisfying seeing people who talk a lot of shit about people who can't do something on a challenge and then seeing them do the challenge and not being able to do the challenge.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think a lot of people at home would benefit from a little bit a humble pie of attempting anything outside of their living room.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I liked the montage of him shit talking over the years that was fun.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, me too.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That was like damn me.

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[SPEAKER_01]: he said he's got that dog in them for a long time and we'll have it you seen like there's this whole off-shoot on like TikTok where somebody first started making one of those or it was like Jeff Duncan on everybody and then it turned into like fan made edits that were dubbed over and they were like wow Jeff really laying it on thick and then it would be like him really causing out people and telling them they were pieces of shit and it was just but they're fake yeah but it's

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I didn't say that, but you can link me.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see Zain and Louis?

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[SPEAKER_00]: No.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you care?

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, well apparently they're filming a Netflix show of them trying to, what's it called where you try to let you say, no, yes, no, Barry the hatchet or, or, or what is the Barry the hatchet?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know, they can be or they're on B season three.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They were filming a Netflix documentary, highlighting a reunion-turned road trip across the U.S. OK, literally, apparently, yes, yeah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And apparently, they got in a scuffle?

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[SPEAKER_00]: And Zane punched Louie, and so the show is now scrapped.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I just, there's a lot going on with Zane.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I saw he had an album come out.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I saw he was in the hospital.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I saw people saying that one of his songs on the new album confirms he's by.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And he has time to film a show with Louie and beat him up.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a lot's going on in the 1D fandom.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Preusual.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Should we be talking about this?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Are they going to come for us?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Do I need to clear my cash in my cookies?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Cash.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Hey.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The Directioners?

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, they have jobs now.

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[SPEAKER_00]: The Directioners.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They were they should.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And this is like, I don't mean you got to have at least a couple.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, one last thing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Speaking of this economy, girl.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so you know about Pokemon cards, how they're like, in economy now, and you can really make a lot of money.

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[SPEAKER_00]: People are going to stores in buying boxes and boxes of Pokemon cards.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Kids can't even get Pokemon cards anymore because of scalp bursts.

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[SPEAKER_00]: People buying them and opening them up on camera, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so you have that phenomenon happening.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You also have people being poor happening.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You also have self-checkout happening.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever heard of somebody maybe scanning something else in buying something for cheaper by putting in the different scanning code or something to self-checkout?

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[SPEAKER_01]: Not only have I seen that, but I also saw on the news this week people buying those like $100 Lego sets Opening them filling them with pasta dry pasta and returning them Why not cook pasta because it's not gonna make the same rattle?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you're right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You're right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You're right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You're right.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're all okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't open that box

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think somebody's going to figure it out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think they're going to track who did.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I think they'll figure it out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're not going to get away with that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're not going to get away with that.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They did.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They did.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, a Florida man was arrested.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Always Florida man.

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[SPEAKER_00]: For scanning $10,000 worth of Pokemon cards as taco seasoning packets at a self-checkout in Target.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And he made $40,000 by selling the money bay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Gotta hand it to him.

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[SPEAKER_00]: That's a pretty good size exchange.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Taco sees an impact for a Pokemon trading card packet.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're kind of given the same.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's, I mean.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But the cameras are watching at the self-check out.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't do it, kids.

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[SPEAKER_00]: They're not only are they watching, but they're letting you get away with it until you've done it enough times so that they can get felony charges against you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You may think you're getting away with it once twice, three times.

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[SPEAKER_00]: No, they're building a case, honey.

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[SPEAKER_00]: So don't do it.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Trust, Liz, babe, they've got the 10 commandments posted at their schools these days.

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[SPEAKER_01]: They know that.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll show not steel.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so we're good.

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[SPEAKER_01]: We're good.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We're covered.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was worried.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But now that I know that we're good, we're good.

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[SPEAKER_00]: We're nice, nice, nice.

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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, anything else you want to chirping in a squirping about?

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I do have Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cut off a raccoon's penis.

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[SPEAKER_00]: But we can save that for next time if you want.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Perfect.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I was also going to talk about my favorites from Coachella, but it's like, it's over.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's it's long gone.

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[SPEAKER_01]: This late after weekend to embarrassing.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.

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[SPEAKER_01]: I will say if you're looking for a fun gay anthem in your life, check out Jesse

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, if we're going to do that, that I'm going to say Slater was incredible.

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[SPEAKER_00]: And it's a Slater summer after seeing her go to a cobra was the moment Nina Gerachi changed my life favorite set from Coachella.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You skate.

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[SPEAKER_00]: If you're looking for techno, I would I would go and enjoy you skate.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and that's my, and that's my Coachella wrap up.

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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, I'll see you next time.

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[SPEAKER_01]: No, we're going to be able to find you.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, um, you can find me, uh, wearing a $900,000 life jacket around town in my, uh, broke, what was it?

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[SPEAKER_01]: broke it up, shit else.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And your beat up TV.

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[SPEAKER_01]: And my beat up TV's.

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[SPEAKER_00]: You can find me and my beat-up team was delivering Uber-Eats to you.

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[SPEAKER_00]: Check the delivery, because you'll see me at the tell mom beat that- Oh, my mope, that's all!

