[SPEAKER_03]: This is a gutter, production.
[SPEAKER_04]: Was River's, was River's Cuomo related to Andrew?
[SPEAKER_04]: That was so funny if he's part of the Cuomo dynasty.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's like, he's like, he's like, first Cuomo part of the half, half Japanese elderly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do it to me every time I killed them in the nursing home that I defrauded people about.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm Googling it, and it's the first thing that comes up and no I am black.
[SPEAKER_05]: I am gay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I am Jonas That's fucking Eric Adam is related to Brian Adam Brian Adam song is like I think a Robert Palmer a dick dick to love is the capital is the New York City a love song
[SPEAKER_05]: We're rolling, we're rolling, it's an orange sky twilight.
[SPEAKER_05]: The Twilight is trickling down between the two large buildings that make up this alleyway.
[SPEAKER_05]: These buildings are rough, industrial, there's like, shit covering everything, those pipes that come out and sort of expel steam from time to time.
[SPEAKER_05]: The actual building itself seems to be made of...
[SPEAKER_05]: copper or some kind of metal and sort of like crumbly put together.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we come on down, we see a very tight alleyway, probably only about 12 feet apart between these two buildings and there's a lot of junk on each side of this alleyway, like one side, we can see it's like garbage cans, some fabric, a bladder made for a gato, of course, we are still in Gato City.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's like some discarded pottery to the right, but a lot of, this is like, you know, a lot of trash being put out here, right in your vision.
[SPEAKER_05]: You see a figure all in black.
[SPEAKER_05]: big smile.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's got big long-toed black reptilian boots.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's got big old black leather chaps.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's got this black leather jacket and a black leather cowboy hat.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's got aviator sunglasses on his face.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's smiling big, he's smiling big with these little sharp pincerly teeth.
[SPEAKER_05]: We see the gang there, the gang are side of this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the staring down at this guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: On behind him, he's got this little kickcat.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's kind of like just kind of sitting there.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that's black out.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's black out.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's horrendous kickcat.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was me telling the guy that's not the play.
[SPEAKER_05]: We did look around right in front of you guys.
[SPEAKER_05]: You see meets do it's do is of course Super tall six three bulky large fellow He's got on his cure-off.
[SPEAKER_05]: This night's breastplate and the flannel shirt kind of popping out
[SPEAKER_05]: He's got a dark look on his face, and he's looking out at something that didn't expect to see You can see his teeth through the side of his cheek where the bright red lesions from blood metal trickle away
[SPEAKER_05]: Then we have these three, these three guys scratch, auto, violet, standing, no distance, of course we hear, sounds of demonstration behind them, as well as all of this kind of keyjames, and it's a stair down.
[SPEAKER_05]: Or what is it?
[SPEAKER_05]: He's just appeared.
[SPEAKER_04]: Otters laughing too, because I'm in on the joke.
[SPEAKER_04]: The joke is how small this guy's pin prick dick is.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we're laughing about it on the other side.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's an inside joke between me and the old D cowboy over there.
[SPEAKER_04]: The D stands for dick.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come a little.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, man.
[SPEAKER_02]: Good for good for you for not taking that to, you know, taking that and stride.
[SPEAKER_05]: You must not have gotten the memo.
[SPEAKER_05]: I cut that shit off.
[SPEAKER_05]: I do not fuck.
[SPEAKER_02]: What?
[SPEAKER_05]: I do not fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: I cut that shit off myself.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just not fuck without cutting it off.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you need it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't give a fuck.
[SPEAKER_06]: I thought we killed you and shot you down.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think you just kind of disappeared in my hand.
[SPEAKER_06]: Not hurt.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: That hurt really bad.
[SPEAKER_05]: Good.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's your name?
[SPEAKER_06]: Of course, I'm going to shoot back with that Ken's spot comment called me a bitch Yeah, he just said suck my Ken's spot bitch.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so I I mean, I thought we're gonna maybe yeah, but he got it for 25 minutes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Violet is it is all right It's fine is Violet does not shoot Violet doesn't shoot pulls the gun and Where you calling
[SPEAKER_04]: them a bitch or you just calling us as a group kind of like all three of you guys what about don't call my friends up and I'm calling him a bitch to the fourth guy uh... you're talking about meat stew that's me that's gonna get you killed scratch falls the pistol all right now are you were you calling him a bitch or you calling even you're calling me a bitch
[SPEAKER_05]: Callin' all you guys a bitch.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're just one big bitch to me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you're one big bitch that I'm about to kill.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, guess what?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you're this bitch.
[SPEAKER_04]: Outer points to himself had a nasty case of diarrhea earlier.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I didn't have anywhere to go.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I went right inside that little hornier's.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm, filled it right up with my hot sludge.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, you can talk, you can talk, and everything squashable.
[SPEAKER_05]: And did you have the horn on you right now?
[SPEAKER_02]: Nope, and you are not going to find it if you kill us.
[SPEAKER_04]: You'll never find it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you won't even have to worry about that because you're going to be dead as soon as we finish our parlay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Game Master question, he doesn't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you guys have the whole team?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you?
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you?
[SPEAKER_05]: Wait, is this really the game?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_04]: My stinky brown sludge.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wasn't joking when I said I died I read I got a bone to pick with this GM in front of me.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's your boy.
[SPEAKER_04]: You play the guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got to hide.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just play the nice guys, too
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, I want only nice guys from now on.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want good little boys.
[SPEAKER_02]: What you're making me?
[SPEAKER_02]: I really like the guy wine.
[SPEAKER_02]: I do want him during their parties.
[SPEAKER_02]: I kind of like pick a little figure of a G-diff at your return.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like nasty, but then like... We need a common enemy for that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And right now he is a common enemy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, what's your name?
[SPEAKER_04]: You're the join our party pal.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, what have you renounced your dark overlord and why don't you kneel and kiss my blade out or pulls out his red cimitar.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm, it's pulsating.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's pulsating, I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_02]: God shows little Muppet gottoes are closing window shutters around you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Also, Violet, who this cowboy was just like, what's your name and we said, fuck you and I said, I'm fuck you and what's your name?
[SPEAKER_02]: Hi dad, I'm f**k you.
[SPEAKER_02]: They call me cowboy cowboy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what the meaning of all this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you guys know this guy?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we've seen this loser before.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's stalking us.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's trying to grab our horn.
[SPEAKER_04]: We may have some, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Little brinky-dink relic of his.
[SPEAKER_04]: That he's real worked up over there.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's got his knickers in a bunch.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he won't leave us alone.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think maybe he's got a couple screws loose.
[SPEAKER_04]: Which would be nice to this guy, actually.
[SPEAKER_04]: I feel like I'm fine with that.
[SPEAKER_04]: We feel bad for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: We have some pity you.
[SPEAKER_05]: If funny, you should be behaving in that manner, Mr. Meat stew because, in terms, his cowboy hat around.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my God.
[SPEAKER_05]: And the cowboy hat says on it, the man who weeps blood will bring you to me too.
[SPEAKER_04]: has a thing you know we're not going to be uh... dicks about you having trouble saying all that dark cowboy because it's all happening live we get it and you have to do the dim view goals stuff in the day you take it off in the cowboy in a less impressive with the gist it broke out of the way
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got it in the mall, I kicked her head to kick a few asses to get this, but all in the day's work.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, well, let me pull mine out, and Auto takes out his who farted shirt, and says, what does that say?
[SPEAKER_04]: Who farted?
[SPEAKER_04]: You did.
[SPEAKER_04]: You stink.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's smell bad, and I'm the one who pooped in that horn.
[SPEAKER_05]: Your body's going to be farting a lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: After I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get you, after I get
[SPEAKER_05]: Just a finger food.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think I think I'd be a bigger meal than that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you might just be one tiny little bond bond.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I might eat you before eating a much larger meal.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think when I eat, you're shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: When I eat, you're fucking shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: When do you eat my poop?
[SPEAKER_05]: What about it?
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not what I said.
[SPEAKER_05]: You said you're gonna eat my shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you guys even read what this says on my hands?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, seriously.
[SPEAKER_06]: It says when you go to the guy, you get there.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is hard to read.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you come in a little closer?
[SPEAKER_05]: It says the man how about this how about I insert it yes, it says the man who weeps blood will bring them to me
[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, so sinister now that we know the future work.
[SPEAKER_06]: We know that every other part of this did get left in E-O-D-E. Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And that wasn't you.
[SPEAKER_06]: That was too slow.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: You said bitch wasn't at me.
[SPEAKER_06]: So light was just being a bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: So what dark cat was that supposed to be?
[SPEAKER_04]: Anyone could get a hat.
[SPEAKER_04]: You came here and you want to kill us.
[SPEAKER_04]: You want to try to let me guess.
[SPEAKER_04]: You want to take the dim bugle back.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me guess you want to put your eggs in me and make my belly real big.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this is the first time scratcher.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this is a lot.
[SPEAKER_04]: You want to Emreg my buddy stretch.
[SPEAKER_04]: You want to do that?
[SPEAKER_04]: You want to go inside his belly and he goes, bruh.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then, oh, he bites you out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then I got to be pushed around in a cart.
[SPEAKER_04]: And to be fair.
[SPEAKER_04]: So big.
[SPEAKER_04]: We ain't King Shaman, but we are shaming you for what you did to the people in the mall presumably to get that hat.
[SPEAKER_05]: What happened or do you fancy that yeah, what'd you do now inch two I didn't see an orange Julia around Did you see like a puddle of melted goo that maybe he was like, I'm gonna let my mom That that was shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: I stepped on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh, I'm leading figure in our John Ruff entertainment You well, turn that was
[SPEAKER_05]: That was just a crud on my shoe.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well guess what?
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you smell too good, I guess.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, how's your boy Barry treble doing?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know him.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not my boy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[SPEAKER_04]: The classic D&D move, where's the chandelier?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, so, so, wait, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do I, what do I, what do I smartly know?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I just can't remember, but you're just saying so.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I was just feeling really sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just don't want to forget it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to speak 40 minutes in and forget that you're feeling crazy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, let's press that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's cut all the crap.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's cut the fuck you and I can read all day.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm ready to tango.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I would love that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would love to tango.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why won't you just join the fucking party?
[SPEAKER_02]: We know what this is where it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: What do you want?
[SPEAKER_02]: I want the bugle.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why?
[SPEAKER_05]: I can put the bugle down right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'll take it easy on you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I ask one question.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can ask three questions.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: One for each.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why is one of them for sure?
[SPEAKER_02]: But can I just put my other question out there because it's tied and made it?
[SPEAKER_02]: It better be a wide one.
[SPEAKER_02]: One for one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because I want one question.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can I ask a question?
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_06]: What is your question?
[SPEAKER_05]: Can we get those boots?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not telling you, you got two questions now.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, we can't just fuck!
[SPEAKER_00]: We can't just do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's gonna happen when we give you the dim bugle, turtle, I'm gonna leave.
[SPEAKER_03]: Beyond that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why the fuck do I gotta tell you anything?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I'm gonna lay down a world of pain.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you're gonna be crying.
[SPEAKER_02]: On hold on.
[SPEAKER_02]: The fact that we already blew the bugle.
[SPEAKER_02]: What does that mean?
[SPEAKER_02]: We already blew it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you know we blew it?
[SPEAKER_04]: And we know what it means.
[SPEAKER_04]: But we want to know what you think it means.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look, is it?
[SPEAKER_05]: He's looking.
[SPEAKER_05]: That question seems to really make a mad.
[SPEAKER_02]: We blew the bugle.
[SPEAKER_02]: We flew in the mushrooms.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if those are.
[SPEAKER_04]: They restored my body to tip top factory factory new.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at this, Rips is shirt on.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's looking strong for an older guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's a hex dance.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he could that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pulse is put out.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's a whole jacket.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, he could not.
[SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't do that unless you subscribe to the Patreon.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we've got our dance for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Our our rated version of every episode.
[SPEAKER_02]: We haven't added sex.
[SPEAKER_05]: That bugle was meant to call for the return and only the return, and you have called the return prematurely.
[SPEAKER_05]: So if you give it to me, I can put things back to where they were, but if you keep on holding on to it, you're not going to like it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, hey, okay, well, like look, if putting things back in the order means like if the return coming too fast as bad, then we will willingly give you this without a fight to just convince us man.
[SPEAKER_02]: Where's Bodhi Chambers?
[SPEAKER_05]: he's looking super confused.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think I answered your three questions.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, you didn't.
[SPEAKER_02]: You literally to one of them you said, I'm not going to answer that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you could have just been like, that's called not answering.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, just a genie when you say, oh, I want more wishes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Does he?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, that was what I'm going to do.
[SPEAKER_02]: He just says, no, you can't do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't another way.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Genie dance for us.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So the point is, man, listen, I'm just saying, if you were to limited edition Rick Owens.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, it's a limited edition records.
[SPEAKER_05]: I snuck backstage at a Harry Styles concert and it was gifted to him.
[SPEAKER_05]: He didn't put him on yet and no way you got that so I did I did I did I did I did I did I did take it off him.
[SPEAKER_05]: It just really I had been kind of looking on deep up
[SPEAKER_05]: I've been kind of looking on... What's your favorite Harry Styles song?
[SPEAKER_05]: I really am not.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm honestly not a fan.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm more of a one-direction guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I keep expect, I came like, okay, he's claiming to have a lot of really interesting influences on the last album.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not really hearing it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not really hearing it, so I'm not really connected.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm more fan-like.
[SPEAKER_05]: Honestly, they're whole, they're solo overs have really sort of let me down.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it's just like classic music.
[SPEAKER_04]: My music is amazing.
[SPEAKER_04]: My performance is making good stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not listening to Zayne's new shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd leave it a little cold.
[SPEAKER_04]: What was I talking about?
[SPEAKER_02]: I told you where the boots were from.
[SPEAKER_02]: The boots, but the point is, look, you can still, we can still get this through without a fight.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe you think you can kill us, but you can't do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can kill you.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't do it without a bad day, okay?
[SPEAKER_02]: And we're saying we'll just hand it over without a fight.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you can just tell us why it might be an R best interest as well to slow down the return, whatever that means.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right, why would we give it to you rather than keep it?
[SPEAKER_04]: This guy's not going to tell us, he's pulling for his gun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Buddy, let's buy it already.
[SPEAKER_02]: You have one chance to join the party before you draw that gun.
[SPEAKER_02]: One last chance.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's got his hand hovering sort of strategy.
[SPEAKER_02]: They ain't happening.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's time to get a punch.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, repeat.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's just say we have fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you say?
[SPEAKER_02]: We have fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: We had fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, we have fun in this party.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you joined a party, you would also have fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: The three of us have more fun than you've ever had in your miserable little life.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you could join us in a fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: You could join us.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you could renounce your eldritch gods or whoever the hell you eat.
[SPEAKER_04]: So what do he can believe what he believes?
[SPEAKER_04]: But just, you know, he has to be Christian Muslim or Jewish.
[SPEAKER_04]: Those are the only options.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_02]: Whoa, I'm uh, I don't know what is it.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm drawing in mine games.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I know your genius.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I was gonna say?
[SPEAKER_04]: I know statues.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not interested.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna take the for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, what about the fifth and order points to the guy behind him.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh Does he look he's you know he doesn't look damn How they guys really gonna kick your ass.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, oh, but I'll though you when you say the fifth and he doesn't look And you're like oh darn you doesn't look you see you see D'Rindus cat sort of like sit up
[SPEAKER_05]: Sitting position and then sort of sit-up pause in the air for a second and it looks up Then he looks it it's it happens pretty fast, but he looks at scratch looks at order Civil it and all of a sudden you guys you're just like You feel like you have a lot of Look you just got a big blast of luck dear listener
[SPEAKER_05]: I had not been doing the luck rules, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Everyone needed a lot more luck.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we just roll to get a bunch of luck.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, and, and, and this is just to get this is how it happened.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can we get up to the power stream, yes?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: You guys are feeling like a kind of fool.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_05]: Durant is gonna black out runs in 10% Durant is cat Runs into an open door And that aside black up and events
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: So really quick off sidebar.
[SPEAKER_02]: We try to have the four of us both of this shit out of this guy right now His legs and his arms so these are mobile, but don't harm the voice.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't harm the money maker the face Because he's gonna we're gonna need him on March.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's gonna be part of our party later So yeah, yeah, I think we can maybe breed him with patruvius and create a new race I'm shooting him in the heart.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, finally
[SPEAKER_02]: and whatever he breeds, but Drew is going to breed scratch.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you wish gaysers don't understand.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, he's even more amused.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is Scratch's Sick Preversion.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's see you and me do to see who's first on the draw.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Combat is beginning now, but to figure out who's first on the draw between Violet and me, the Cowboy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's roll for it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got a hot cake.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got a hot hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: What did you get?
[SPEAKER_06]: 25.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: We were like, neck and neck.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yours is lower, though, so you go first.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now I'm gonna shoot you in the heart.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: If I love maybe the gut, maybe I can do some sort of stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, this guy's already been blasted by a turret.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, he's going to survive this great point, my life.
[SPEAKER_04]: We just have to do blunt-force trauma to his entire being.
[SPEAKER_04]: Turn him into dust.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, my God, I failed.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm spending some luck because I only need to spend five to make it ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he won't get a dodge, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: So should I not do it?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's only five points.
[SPEAKER_02]: You got this done.
[SPEAKER_02]: You got a whole big boost from our little sweet boy Blackout.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was a back.
[SPEAKER_02]: Back.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fuck.
[SPEAKER_02]: I actually failed that.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I do roll damage.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, roll damage.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've rolled one B10.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is a Lenny.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's as correct.
[SPEAKER_02]: Game breaking.
[SPEAKER_02]: Desert Eagle.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait a minute.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is incredible.
[SPEAKER_02]: A Lenny.
[SPEAKER_02]: You have to kill him.
[SPEAKER_02]: We have to capture him in your head.
[SPEAKER_02]: Pokeball.
[SPEAKER_02]: OK. We have to get.
[SPEAKER_02]: We have to lock him in your brain.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think he can die in a normal way.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think so either.
[SPEAKER_02]: But when he's gone, if he wasn't a Lenny said, yeah, oh my.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that would be bad news for our boys.
[SPEAKER_04]: Y'all are a norm.
[SPEAKER_06]: Honestly, this is crazy.
[SPEAKER_06]: My rolls are shit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Good, that's good.
[SPEAKER_06]: So after all of that, I get only six.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so they're stiff and still for a moment of brim He rolls on down through this alleyway Skye, tumbleweed in the distance we hear I think that the sky is everyone's lit and sort of a ghastly orange And violet Both both violet and the cowboy Are looking at each other arms out to reach for the gun They both go for the pull Violet beats the cowboy to it
[SPEAKER_05]: That, that desert eagle is shimmering in the fading light.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow, that fucker kicks back hard.
[SPEAKER_05]: This fucking bullet is spinning out of the thing, and you see it go... And it hits him.
[SPEAKER_05]: Part of his letter jacket is just like blown open.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he's pulling his gun, but he hits the ground.
[SPEAKER_05]: Balls down.
[SPEAKER_06]: Aha!
[SPEAKER_05]: Everyone, we are going to start combat.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, what is your dexterity?
[SPEAKER_04]: My name is 70.
[SPEAKER_02]: Going on UD.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mine is 75.
[SPEAKER_02]: mind 60.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love how I'm like oh I'm so strong now I've less toxterity than everybody else in the party.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's what I'm just talking about.
[SPEAKER_02]: Better than I was, that's all.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're just better than you was.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you're not as good as you will be.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not as good as I will be and I'm not half as much as any I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: What does Bilbo say?
[SPEAKER_02]: I know half of you as much as I want to know and more than half of you half as much as
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I don't know, something like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: He says, I'm billbow fucking bagging.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm half as much as you'd use me and half as much as I'm more in.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: The cowboy takes the bullet hits the ground.
[SPEAKER_05]: Immediately rolls behind a pile of garbage.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's to you guys on your left side.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's like, like, almost looks like a mattress and some fabric and some like garbage cans and stuff, but it's like, Gatto City if I that a little bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not exactly a mattress.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like,
[SPEAKER_05]: sort of like a chair or something anyway it's scratch to hell.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's scratch killing.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I mean, he's hiding.
[SPEAKER_05]: He rolls into cover behind the garbage can.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're going to go to honor.
[SPEAKER_04]: How far away is this guy?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, they were in shooting range.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's say that's, let's say, let's say 10 feet away.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, 10 feet no, no, no, no, no, no, 15 feet away.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that close enough for me to, the thing is, this guy's got a gun and he seems supernatural.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do I want to engage him with my sword?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, but from a tactical standpoint, this is bad news.
[SPEAKER_04]: But for the drama of it, I gotta go over there and sever it off something.
[SPEAKER_05]: Which one of you guys has the bugle right now?
[SPEAKER_05]: He doesn't know that this is just game mask.
[SPEAKER_05]: Otter has a bugle.
[SPEAKER_05]: Otter has the bugle, and I'm guessing you guys all have like packs on?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, great.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do I see him or he's like obscured by that?
[SPEAKER_04]: He's obscured.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, is there a catwalk?
[SPEAKER_05]: There are, there is verticality here.
[SPEAKER_05]: There are like catwalks and things all up and down the sides of these two buildings.
[SPEAKER_05]: Weird pipes, little stone walkways.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm, let me just one second, I just have to search inside really quick.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he's gonna stand way deep down in there.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's really searchin' inside.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, god.
[SPEAKER_06]: Never seen such a thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my god.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mary it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Whoa.
[SPEAKER_04]: And does the scratch have a gun?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Scratch might not be sure, you know, he runs.
[SPEAKER_06]: Scratch is scratch leaves.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he flees.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's why he's scratch because he's got please.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, there's just so much we can do in the fact that the thing that's giving me pause is pause because I'm in the cat town is that the last time I went into battle with my sword, I got stabbed and we had to blow the damn bugle to undo that mess.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I think maybe Otter has learned a little bit of caution.
[SPEAKER_04]: He has his hand on his sword.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's gonna reach around, grab his shotgun.
[SPEAKER_04]: One pump and just blast the trash.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I love that.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is because, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, worst-case scenario.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's no worst-case scenario.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is gonna go great.
[SPEAKER_04]: In XCOM, this is like I actually really get a move.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're destroying the cover for the next.
[SPEAKER_04]: And honestly, some of the pellets might go through.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I've got two shots, so I'm gonna roll for that.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what's up.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what's wrong.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Otter is going to... You rolled a 44.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna spend luck to turn that into a hot hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so let's describe this.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, Otter, up to the pool.
[SPEAKER_04]: Otter had one hand on his simitar.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the other one's reaching for his shotgun.
[SPEAKER_04]: He pulls it out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Says, forget the alamo.
[SPEAKER_04]: Blast this garbage and I ain't talking about the cowboy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm talking about the literal garbage, not the metaphor Dude, it goes flying This shit gets blown apart and you see I mean, it's it's right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just like it's like does the chaos and stuff, but you do see Shards of leather flying Over the place like the seeds jacket is pretty fucked up not laughing now Next up we have scratch
[SPEAKER_02]: Here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: This scratch does have more points in this firearms in my new character sheet, but feel like I want to justify that.
[SPEAKER_02]: So he's not just going to like choose to shoot.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's not his thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: But this scratch is like, this is a great opportunity to provide cover fire.
[SPEAKER_02]: And of course, he always has an assortment of fireworks in his backpack.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ganon, I want to lay down.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, one of those things that shoots like,
[SPEAKER_02]: a bunch of the like and it has like a whole bunch of like 50 points on the top or something and they all like fire off like a little kind of like flare bullet thing or whatever.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't like that and just tilt it down so that there is just a constant stream of things going in that direction so that anytime he or to like get up over cover and try to aim at us, he would be avoiding that and it would be kind of putting him at this advantage kind of do that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah that's cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: And hell, we can say scratch just pulls the back pack in immediately and this is a thing that he's had to do a number of times so he's getting pretty good at it, just grabs whatever he can get and that's what he gets and he's like perfect.
[SPEAKER_02]: And he quickly, he lights it, he tilts it on the side, maybe slightly add an angle with a little rock on the ground or something and it begins to torrent.
[SPEAKER_02]: One after the other little trailing projectiles in that direction, nothing that would harm,
[SPEAKER_05]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's going crazy, loud bangs and bright lights.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's meat stew's turn.
[SPEAKER_05]: Meat stew, you see, meat stew, reach to his sides and he pulls out two scales.
[SPEAKER_05]: He starts swinging him like two helicopters, and he just rushes into the chaos.
[SPEAKER_05]: He rushes into like, it's like a little bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Little fireworks are popping off of his curiosity, and he's rushing towards the garbage, and he starts whipping in the direction of where the cowboy is.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so you can you you just you just see through the smoke in the fireworks like meet Stu is like Swinging like you know, he's not you can see he's not graceful with this stuff, but he is he's a Roger or he's he's striking without grace, but great force, but
[SPEAKER_05]: This little black squirrely object you see it duck and dive out of the way and then you see it like sort of like like climb up the side of the wall like walk up the side of the wall just like
[SPEAKER_05]: walk up the side of the wall and at the top of the wall he looks down and he's looking he's standing at the wall horizontally perfectly horizontally looking down at you guys and you guys and then he opens his mouth and the huge noise comes out like a huge like he's able to speak incredibly loudly and he's like a sub-scocking hell
[SPEAKER_05]: super loud blasting down that alleyway blasting down that alleyway clearly rippling into the square nobody's gonna come to our show after this
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[SPEAKER_05]: They got all these interludes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Interlude sounds like interlude.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I almost earlier, when you're naming the different ways people were listening, I almost had to like, if you have some sort of like,
[SPEAKER_02]: physical sound vibration device up your anus right now that is producing the sound within your own body.
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[SPEAKER_02]: our gutter talks such as the one after this episode, which as the listener may know because I think we mentioned it last episode briefly, if you remember, this episode was recorded right after the previous one, which is the first time we've done that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm realizing that's like what my parents did.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They made me write reviews of video games I would rent from Blockbuster.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you really?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's such a, I went, uh, 2015 viral for posting that an old review.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wrote of a baby, uh, baby Mario game.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think we got to get the hell out of here.
[SPEAKER_06]: This isn't a little bit too much.
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[SPEAKER_00]: EXOPS COCKING OUT!
[SPEAKER_05]: Violet, it is now your turn.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, Violet is looking up in somewhat of horror.
[SPEAKER_06]: We take a veil roll for seeing this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, let's do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they had a blue veil roll.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dude, we all do that, there's just Violet doing this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Everyone, everyone does it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh wait no.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, that's bad.
[SPEAKER_02]: I failed it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I got luck, but I only use it for a veil roll.
[SPEAKER_06]: I passed woohoo.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, this is my first time, I think, failing a veil roll.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, did you fail?
[SPEAKER_06]: You go above, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have to go below.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I like the other, most other rules.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah, then I failed three fails.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: I ran roll one d four.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mine is a four.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mine is a four three four four.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's how much that's how much value you lose.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, sir.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: You guys all sort of suffer like a sort of like real or like a reaction of fear and you guys are one away from having a temporary veil loss.
[SPEAKER_05]: You are two away from having a temporary
[SPEAKER_05]: But but you guys are just all kind of like looking in terror Fear strikes you as you as you see him just you know jam rock you're jam rock why Jamira quiet Jamira quiet Jamira quiet Jamira quiet walking on that wall jam rock yeah the whole time it hasn't been a cowboy hat It's been Oh my god the dark cowboy is Jamira quiet.
[SPEAKER_04]: Jamira quiet's kind of scary.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know, I can't think of how his song goes now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Violet is looking up and is feeling very smart and very caffeinated and very and taking this momentary loss of veil, re-connect them with the earlier sort of heightened awareness
[SPEAKER_06]: In just sort of instinctual way, she takes a big whiff of the air.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm far, I farted right before I didn't realize this, I'm still sorry about that.
[SPEAKER_06]: But you asked us in the past, you smell the fart, you smell past the fart, you smell past the fart, you smell the hollow legs of the spiders in the town that may be lurking.
[SPEAKER_06]: on the side of an old building wall, perhaps on a web, or something.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, yes, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
[SPEAKER_05]: You take a deep inhale of air, for a moment, close your eyes, and for a moment, you know, a little tattoo on your leg, that little new tattoo sort of inches a little bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: So what are you sort of seeking?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm seeking some type of connection to gain heightened awareness of either how he's climbing or if there's a weak spot or like, like, hey, if I shoot the spot, maybe he falls down or like, you know, some way of how could this, what could a spider see that I couldn't see?
[SPEAKER_06]: I see, yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then I could get a sense for yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: So this is like your new power power.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is the thing probably is our first proper time It's really coming out like it came out kind of when you're sketching to others.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's back But this is the first time you're actually sort of using the power so we're you're uh give me a power rule Hugsiding
[SPEAKER_05]: hit regular hit regular hit okay so from what you can tell you get this little this this sort of inkling this arachnid inkling that the thing that is connecting him to the wall is his boots okay that is the inkling you that's just the kind of gut feel like you just have this gut feeling boots were limited edition
[SPEAKER_04]: who also here he's always was like climbing up the walls at his concert.
[SPEAKER_06]: My arachnid inkling also known as my don't we're not we're not we're not we're not there's no connection we're not no connections just well I didn't get I didn't plaque where you're talking about great perfect and for those who do know it's not the same it's very different we're not doing the same thing as other guys are same I see I see I see I
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so like we were like, okay, violet sort of like had a critical like a veil cracking open moment that was with a spider It is very hard to come up with spider powers that are not spider And they're not spider, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're not doing spider power.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to say really quickly that violet has this tattoo Yeah, she's drawing both of those are ink related though spider or a rackenid ink lean
[SPEAKER_06]: an inkling that it's cool like web of truth because it's like the vibration sensed on the web of reality and the truths that are like a lasso of truth yeah yeah how about a lasso of truth and you drive an invisible jet yeah but in my mind it's like a being able to use the spiders thoughts in the same like a communication with spiders in some way in the same way of communicating with whatever other stuff
[SPEAKER_06]: Anyway, so the boots, and can we see the boots from the angle that we are?
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey again, okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Black reptilian, shootin' at those boots.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, oh yeah, give me a roll.
[SPEAKER_04]: Shoot the boots down, new boots shootin'.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well they say boots, the boots, the house, down mama.
[SPEAKER_05]: They do say that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I got a hit, and it was a 69.
[SPEAKER_05]: Whoa!
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, yeah, some numbers are still funny after all these years.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's right, and it's almost six-seven.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, roll for damage.
[SPEAKER_04]: Really good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Whoa, I was really hoping we could get these boots, but... 17.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a 17.
[SPEAKER_02]: If I had boots like tell me that Killson kills his feet like these like he says off So rambling thought if I had boots like that and I try to walk up a wall Do you know those little toys that are like little string?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes that they're taught until you press the button That would be me on the wall.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would not be standing like upright all cool I would just be like my legs would be stuck to a wall and I would be hanging in the most uncomfortable position
[SPEAKER_04]: You would get the course rent within two weeks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, within a price rate.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a good point.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you probably.
[SPEAKER_02]: He worked at it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: 17.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're aiming at the boot, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: You hold up that monster huge gun.
[SPEAKER_05]: slam it off.
[SPEAKER_05]: That fucking, I think it's a gas powered bullet goes flying out.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you see it hit that boot?
[SPEAKER_05]: The food explodes.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's bloody.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's bloody and he falls.
[SPEAKER_04]: Good before he hits the ground.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it my turn?
[SPEAKER_04]: It is, aren't I?
[SPEAKER_04]: Otter would like to shoot him mid-air.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is sort of like when he got piccolo and krillin tag team in some lesser villain in Dragon Ball Z and they're like, they do the thing where they like fly up into the sky and they hit the guy and then they as a guy's falling down they go below and they hit him again and redirect him.
[SPEAKER_02]: But lesser villain who joins the cast?
[SPEAKER_04]: And I don't want to call this guy a lesser villain, out of character just because I do think nature film.
[SPEAKER_04]: He is a scary ass dude, Mike's a thing set.
[SPEAKER_03]: Otter is hiding that thought under many veils and layers and carepices of bravado.
[SPEAKER_03]: The tiny alien inside otter that's piloting him is protected by deflag.
[SPEAKER_06]: I hope you can kill him because I don't want that laugh inside my head.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't hope we kill him because I want to be able to talk shit to him after.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I also don't carry him around.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to disrespect him and be like, oh, we're going to kill him by just shooting him like four times because I kind of get the vibe back.
[SPEAKER_02]: This guy is unkind of got tricks, especially and like I'm not trying to table talk because I'm gonna say this in character in a second But we got to get the fuck out of here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, those fuckers are after us and they already know our face and we want to get us So there's no way we're gonna talk them out of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we're fucked Simply put
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, I'm gonna roll again.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna push my roll, roll of 73.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not just trying to fire my shotgun to indiscriminately in this alley, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: It could be like in one piece, the clown with the head.
[SPEAKER_02]: Buggy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and we keep his head.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, we haven't just got hands and low feet.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, just a normal hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Normal hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, that is gonna miss since he's moving in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Even with a wide spread as a shotgun,
[SPEAKER_04]: roll and I'll do a third of the damage.
[SPEAKER_04]: Third of the damage is fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just trying to let him know I'm still here and you're falling from a building and a pepper for that mashed potatoes.
[SPEAKER_04]: And is it a third?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's five.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, uh, shit, that's still a lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, because he's falling out of the air.
[SPEAKER_05]: She's fucking, you can see his leather jacket is shredded to fuck.
[SPEAKER_05]: His pants are ripped to shit.
[SPEAKER_05]: He has one foot.
[SPEAKER_05]: The other foot could was completely blown off.
[SPEAKER_05]: Blame through the air.
[SPEAKER_05]: You see more slugs hit him in the back.
[SPEAKER_05]: Meat stew is like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, boom, he is he is looking brutal right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is a scratch-ister guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think we've done enough scratch takes the fireworks Which are still probably still have like half and listener.
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe I faded it out.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know the the fire.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want fireworks to go in for 20 minutes though You just play Katy Perry fireworks to me before I could be symbolized
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yes, no, that I can get away with playing for 20 minutes and then he but he takes the the firework thing and aims it down The alley or not the alley the street.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they would be coming from me Because these are little kitties these things these are wistling and popping They may be got to us, but they're gonna be even more frightened about it And he's hoping that this creates a barrier that holds him off for time being and he literally grabs me Students is like where's the car?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, oh, it's, it's, it's this way.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's definitely.
[SPEAKER_02]: Scratch is running.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's miles.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: You, you, you, you start booking it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Give me a dex roll.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't need to.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, what would happen if I failed this Ganon?
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, you wouldn't be moving as fast or as well as you'd like to be moving.
[SPEAKER_04]: You trip your pants fall down earlier.
[SPEAKER_05]: Your penis comes out, you fall out.
[SPEAKER_05]: You actually fall into like a perfect little hole with your penis.
[SPEAKER_04]: That makes you come.
[SPEAKER_05]: You come immediately.
[SPEAKER_05]: You, the earth gives birth to a little brick version of you.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm breaking that to be failed because that's awesome.
[SPEAKER_06]: You should try to fail.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but then it and then it jumps up your ass and you Explode I gotta go back inside my dad fuck you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I hate my dad I'm a little bit bitch.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna kill you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can I?
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, um, maybe it would be more feasible for all that stuff to happen if I did a double roll and try it again
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, they belong nothing and then maybe I trip it is the alternative No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a two-two.
[SPEAKER_02]: Damn it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um...
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's strange.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's strange.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's strange when he comes into the hole.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a hot hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Which is, I'd say.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a hot hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's pretty hot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Boom.
[SPEAKER_05]: Scratch.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're feeling fucking good.
[SPEAKER_05]: After that nasty ass fucking dissonny, weird fucked-up water shit that you drank.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Two episodes ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: You are like, you are fucking.
[SPEAKER_05]: booking it, you are going, pop, pop, pop.
[SPEAKER_02]: And once again, just to just place the listener and scratch his chronology, he used to be a martial artist.
[SPEAKER_02]: There was a time where he was very physically adept.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's been so far from that.
[SPEAKER_02]: And what he is finding is not just, oh, I'm stronger.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, oh, my muscle memory that for the past however many years has betrayed me, because every time I need to do something physically, taxing, I'm not as capable as I think I should be.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: All of a sudden, it's like, on and on, meeting.
[SPEAKER_02]: the call.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and here's here's the feeling you get.
[SPEAKER_05]: The feeling you get is like you just the muscle memory brings up a memory in your head is like you, I don't know, sprinting for like, like, track and pee in in high school.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And just nailing it, like, in doing a great job and being like, whoa, I didn't know I was good at that.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is just like a memory now.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you're like, now in your body, 30 something body, you're like, I still got it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I still got it.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's so funny, not it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you're booking it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so so you guys see scratch turns the fireworks around and it just starts running.
[SPEAKER_05]: Meet Stu is like, I think we better, I think we better piece the heck out, gang.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he starts running.
[SPEAKER_04]: As he was saying that, Otter was already putting two more slugs in his shotgun and then calmly walking up to this shredded piece of shit on the ground.
[SPEAKER_04]: When he played Squash professionally at the height of his career, one of the things that he would be known for is his mercilessness.
[SPEAKER_04]: If someone was injured, he would be targeting their injuries, he would be putting them in situations that were like,
[SPEAKER_04]: Disadvantages, and he would be trying to win the next match that he had with this person in that first match To try and like get in their head and just totally Not give them any grace or any sort of like sportsmanship or anything like that and Otter just takes these two bullets and he's looking down at this laughing guy and he goes keep laughing buddy
[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on before you do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: He traces on his face.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're like, you know, hostile a little way out when he goes, no, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he does this and you shoot him.
[SPEAKER_05]: So roll for damage.
[SPEAKER_04]: 17 damage.
[SPEAKER_05]: 17 damage.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Splatter, blood, splatter.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just gone, smoke, smoldering, just an open, a cracked open pumpkin, right in front of you.
[SPEAKER_05]: But you're looking at this and it's strange, uh,
[SPEAKER_05]: His clothes aren't leather anymore, his faces, or his faces blown open.
[SPEAKER_05]: His faces blown open.
[SPEAKER_05]: But like the skin you see, it's now that of Agato.
[SPEAKER_05]: And the clothing that he's wearing is that of like these stringy ribbon robes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm, otters confused by this, and he just, is there, I assume it's all just like goop everywhere, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is this motherfucker on the agents, man?
[SPEAKER_05]: You hear, you know, he's running.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's running.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Give me a text roll.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, and Violet, I assume, hasn't run either.
[SPEAKER_06]: Violet is not run, Violet is still standing there watching us all.
[SPEAKER_02]: Violet?
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm out of gaming, grab the boot, grab the running boot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this still there?
[SPEAKER_05]: Are you gonna grab the boot?
[SPEAKER_05]: Grab the boot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, is the boot there?
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, his body is now, it resembles a gato.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: And where the boot was, there's now like a clog instead of the boot.
[SPEAKER_05]: But you reach down to pull at the, I don't know, you reach down to like, touch it or whatever.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because you're so brainy and smart, you're like, I'm gonna cut my nose.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, as this, as you hear this, this is like chanting and, you know, thunder coming up behind you.
[SPEAKER_05]: You reach to the clog and you pull the clog and the clog comes off and the boot is in your hand now.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not a clog, it's the boot.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I'm definitely keeping that boot.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I run.
[SPEAKER_02]: He just gave me a deck's roll.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was a glamour.
[SPEAKER_02]: His last fuck you so that it seems like we killed a Gato, so we're never,
[SPEAKER_02]: When you're ready, I have my role.
[SPEAKER_05]: What was it?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a golden hit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Golden hit.
[SPEAKER_04]: And here's what I propose, because this is a golden hit.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what else is gold?
[SPEAKER_04]: My damn shoes.
[SPEAKER_04]: My inline skate.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's fucking true.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can we say that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Tell me it's not true.
[SPEAKER_04]: In, while the camera was not on honor in between this, yet somehow got into his boots really quickly.
[SPEAKER_04]: And basically this is not a great place to be like on inline skate or whatever, but maybe it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's gonna be bumpy ass rides, it's a bumpy ride.
[SPEAKER_06]: I thought I like changed your shoes.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a golden hit on me!
[SPEAKER_04]: Ever heard of it?
[SPEAKER_04]: You can say no, Ganon.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is a little cartoonish.
[SPEAKER_06]: In the speed of all of this, you shot a guy out of the sky and you've changed your shoes.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I shot him again.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: You shot him again.
[SPEAKER_05]: And when you lay it out like that, I'm gonna say, let's just keep moving.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's just keep moving.
[SPEAKER_02]: But hey, hey.
[SPEAKER_02]: Brownie points for the golden hit, golden, rubber plates.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, what about this?
[SPEAKER_04]: Instead of a golden shoes, he lays a golden egg, which hatches and there's a tiny little otter that says, Commander, I will keep them from getting you.
[SPEAKER_04]: And how's this suicide vest?
[SPEAKER_04]: This suicide vest here runs directly into the gato, as he says.
[SPEAKER_04]: From BlackFly!
[SPEAKER_04]: If I'm blowing up, that was that okay, that was, is that okay in the Lenny?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Game master Lenny, is that okay?
[SPEAKER_04]: Scratch was here, it was here a hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: A pass or was it a hot hit?
[SPEAKER_05]: It was a hot hit, thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: But when a Lenny grab, or sorry, when Violet grabbed the boots, did that disperse the illusion on the body?
[SPEAKER_04]: Not the whole body, you know.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to med again, I feel like, oh, just on the boot.
[SPEAKER_04]: 100 grabs the body and then it turns back into the guy, but you need to, you could try.
[SPEAKER_04]: My first in sync was to grab the body and then like pull it with us to try to get rid of the evidence.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like, then it just looks like I'm carrying a dead goto.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm like, I don't want to do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm not going to say I do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't just simply,
[SPEAKER_04]: High tales it out of there, with a golden hit, of agility and speed, and you're like, damn, this guy did all that, and now he's running in the opposite direction with such ease and grace.
[SPEAKER_04]: This man is helping the years old.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, uh, alright.
[SPEAKER_06]: How about you use your golden hit to take the boot from me and run?
[SPEAKER_06]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_06]: I failed.
[SPEAKER_06]: My dexterity.
[SPEAKER_02]: So you throw it to him and he.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not even going to throw it because I'm afraid that if I throw it, it's another rule, we'll just level the same.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I use my gold and hit to grab you?
[SPEAKER_05]: So we're running away right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: This will slow you down.
[SPEAKER_05]: You grabbing Violet, but it'll get her a little faster.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to make you a little slow.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't mind that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to file it, can launch off of me like a spaceship dropping its thruster.
[SPEAKER_02]: OK.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can't turn any of us to pieces with the crowd, though, again.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I know you want to.
[SPEAKER_04]: Violet didn't try to do a Benghazi on us.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am Benghata then goto then goto's not going away again and then goto's not going away.
[SPEAKER_05]: Otter you are you like you start running but her emails You see Violet sort of like
[SPEAKER_05]: You see, you see, Violet doing a little trip.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's a little trip.
[SPEAKER_05]: You stop, you run back, you grab her hand, and you guys are both pulling away together.
[SPEAKER_05]: Side by side with meat, stew, scratch, just a little ahead of you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's say like the camera is in front of you guys.
[SPEAKER_05]: As you see, all of you guys are running down.
[SPEAKER_05]: As fast as you can, this little hallway, and we see behind you, like the smoke of all these fireworks going off.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you see, and you see, coming through the smoke of these fireworks,
[SPEAKER_05]: this huge crowd of gattas on the ground up on the little catwalks on the side like like like all in these these ribbon clothes and they are I mean their cats are fast they're because they're on all
[SPEAKER_02]: Or oh, that's a good point.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're kidding.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're actually so slow on their hind legs.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, no, they're like, yeah, they're kind of like doing like this kind of weird combo of like running and then like going on all fours and then going back into a run and then kind of like a chipper or a gorilla who's like kind of transferring from yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no, it is it is it is it is rather chimp like and they're and they're they're rushing headlong all the way down the alleyway towards you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's say they're like
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's say we'll start it like a block from you guys city block or something.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, as you guys heard You guys are our appeal in a way.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are there any like side alleys that we can like cut down?
[SPEAKER_04]: I guess we also have Meets do meets do is the one who knows where the cars and he also knows where the lost boys are Can he guide us to the lost boys?
[SPEAKER_04]: Can the lost boys help us?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah Meets do's just running and he's like and there are like alleys splitting off.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's like do we split up?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, man, we just need to get to the car.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's miles away.
[SPEAKER_01]: I took a tram all the way over here.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you wear the law.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wear the law for a signal.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're in the basement of the Citadel.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, where's the Citadel?
[SPEAKER_01]: The Citadel.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, should we get there?
[SPEAKER_01]: Would that be the goal?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's miles away.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's where the bugger is.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we got a hike.
[SPEAKER_01]: We got a hike.
[SPEAKER_01]: Get to our side, Ellie.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no, don't take this one, so so you guys start running down a side alley and this one's even like you basically have to go like one by one down this this this little alley up ahead you can see there's like there's like a wall like a dead end but it's a wall that you could like hypothetically jump over.
[SPEAKER_04]: They do and if it's so thin.
[SPEAKER_04]: I feel like this is a classic sort of like use the sidewalls Ooh, yeah, do the like I mean Not to my home, but I feel like you might make the whole community this Pretty I like that really go to the gym sometimes
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, kind of get some rolls for how you guys want to try and get over this this wall up ahead of you guys Do you want hot cross buns or kind of potato rolls which one are you hungry for and then they get grabbed Disgusting That was awesome and you're you playing too much.
[SPEAKER_04]: I play too much.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've made you damn much.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got a hit doing what dexterity dexterity, okay?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, zero could be the worst could be the best.
[SPEAKER_02]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna be the best.
[SPEAKER_02]: Only one can chance at the solution.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's O4 baby.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, hot, golden, got, let's hear it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Gold and hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_05]: Are you climbing?
[SPEAKER_05]: Are you is a dexterity?
[SPEAKER_05]: What is this?
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: In order to do this first, but what he's talking about is a kind of thing you might do in like martial arts training or like an injury or your kind of shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I feel like we see scratch just feeling himself physically right now like in a way that just is almost doesn't make sense
[SPEAKER_02]: Do something like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's not grabbing whatever the fence is and scrambling up it.
[SPEAKER_02]: He jumps up on like a garbage can and then something else, but he's doing like a right left behind the thing until he can cap pass directly up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Cap pass got to a city, directly over the top of the fence.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what you see.
[SPEAKER_05]: You see scratch jump up onto a garbage can.
[SPEAKER_05]: He pops his right foot onto a little bit of catwalk verticality and then yep, he hops right on over the wall.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's surprised.
[SPEAKER_05]: Violet, Violet runs ahead and just jumps up on the wall, pulls herself over, pops over, otter.
[SPEAKER_04]: Otter got a just a normal hit and that's good enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's good enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, what is this of a dexterity client?
[SPEAKER_04]: Dexterity.
[SPEAKER_04]: Otter is running and he's feeling heightened.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's feeling excited.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's looking at vibe and scratch.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two people who he remembers not too long ago have an excellent training montage where they were both complaining so goddamn much and you're wondering.
[SPEAKER_04]: Violet was like smoking cigarettes kept like being like I thought it would be like I have to tie my shoes and then would like just stop exercising as soon as we ran away Yeah, we've catcher smoke and cigarettes, but here they are moving moving Being active
[SPEAKER_04]: and Otter is getting tired, but he's fuck all that.
[SPEAKER_04]: He jumps over.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, jumping over the moon.
[SPEAKER_05]: Boo, you guys, you guys are in this spec, is you're like surrounded by like big baskets of like gato laundry.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's like, this is like a little laundry.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's like a little stream.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's like these gato's like doing laundry in the stream.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can we say that we jump over this thing, land in separate laundry baskets?
[SPEAKER_05]: So like we're already starting to look like a little different and can be all maybe just describe what our new outfits are Go for it And meet Stu's e-climes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I made a good roll for my fucking kidding today, but e-e-e-climes over He climbs over the wall and and also lands in a basket.
[SPEAKER_05]: He comes out dressed up like a sailor and then he shakes his head and it falls off
[SPEAKER_02]: Scratch is Chiquita banana.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just a class.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's so wild because I literally were you going to do the dice till the frame?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, but on theme Otter is dressed like the sun-made raisin.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh Then I feel like I got to then Violet has got to come out as the sunscreen baby who's getting their pants
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, and it but showing for just as I'm like, and then you know people their pants back up and Back in circles.
[SPEAKER_04]: So otters is wearing otter vice is wearing a bikini and no top.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it was just a moment of time Yeah, we should walk it off you should get off you're now.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm all fully closed again Oh, your daughter who's still dressed like this on made reason
[SPEAKER_02]: You're in your normal stretch holding his like giant head of free.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, corner coat, whatever.
[SPEAKER_05]: The gato's back here are looking at you like crazy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like what the fuck are you guys doing back here?
[SPEAKER_05]: You looked at ahead.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's an open door presumably to the laundromat where they're working at.
[SPEAKER_05]: Also where the water's running.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's like a drain.
[SPEAKER_05]: One of those little drain pipes where the water's running through.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Peel autographs banana off of scratch his head throws the banana peel behind us.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so that it's like a you know, they're gonna slip on it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, the whole crowd is gonna slip on it They don't know where the fuck we are.
[SPEAKER_06]: We don't think we need to like dive out of sight if possible and hide in somewhere Meet two points and on the second floor.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's like an open window.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's like You guys up for one more climb.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's do this, trying to do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: This has to be actual climber, can we do decks?
[SPEAKER_06]: And I think this is an actual climb.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'd like to do one more thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's possible.
[SPEAKER_06]: Since we just ran through that laundry, I would, I would like violet to light a cigarette real quick and toss it into the laundry in the hopes that it will start a fire.
[SPEAKER_06]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then it's going into the second floor of the laundry building that we're starting to find.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, just outside and the ones outside.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're going to a different building.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we're going to just hop down.
[SPEAKER_02]: And we're sun-made raising and sun tone or whatever.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, whatever it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: And we can't use decks.
[SPEAKER_05]: Gotta be climbing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dude, my climb is 30.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got 29.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oof.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm happy to use luck, though.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, how do I reroll?
[SPEAKER_05]: Just reroll?
[SPEAKER_05]: And if you fail, where's the impulse one?
[SPEAKER_02]: You're gonna fall to the ground and hurt yourself bad.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, that's fine, because I've really failed bad.
[SPEAKER_06]: So...
[SPEAKER_02]: please roll better, please.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I did, I got a hot hit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nice, oh my god, okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because the goal and hit were full.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't need to.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, yeah, out of failed.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, we're gonna, we're gonna get to that.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, okay, so the three of you guys like, hop on the wall, you're trying to climb up this edifice as fast as you can.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, there's like a lot of things along these walls for the verticality that these gapped on, so love.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're climbing up first, violet, pulls themselves through this window, followed by scratch and you're in there for a second and you don't see anything, you look out the window and you see, you see, you see,
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I do a diet, Casey, because you said something so funny that you but her e-miao's My god, that's so good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Amazing.
[SPEAKER_05]: You were mad at me.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't hear it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sometimes I'm thinking about rules So much we're interrupting your absolutely it is bad.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's one of those moments where I'm listening back in I'm like Funny and I was like No, you were
[SPEAKER_04]: Be a run in the class.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, yeah, I took four damage maximum amount.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's that seven out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Chief falls back and the reason if it would have just been three damage But the bugle is kind of sharp and it like it's a brain that kidney is getting ruptures and it's bleeding He's pissing blood You're hurting bad
[SPEAKER_05]: and you're like, ah, and you then you feel yourself being picked up and it's meat stew and he's picking you up and he's like, he's just sort of like pulling you up.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, get on my shoulders quick.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is he gonna gonna go a different way?
[SPEAKER_02]: Or are we gonna meet him?
[SPEAKER_02]: Should we be up?
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, are you asking you that too?
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hold on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me use that my moment with meat stew.
[SPEAKER_04]: You just keep me up tenderly.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have to do this for the people who are part of a meat otter.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on, they're otter stew.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on, buddy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought you'd never ask, and I would have to get pulled up by meat stew.
[SPEAKER_04]: Meat made you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Meat made, meat made field.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, may feel, but it's may feel, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's just two guys who like sports.
[SPEAKER_03]: And for one moment, all this still.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, buddy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Buddy, we need you rocking another day, buddy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I like the sound of that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I think I like the sound of that too Let's go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so otters like getting onto his shoulders and you guys are pulling Otter up through the window.
[SPEAKER_05]: I imagine oh we are okay
[SPEAKER_05]: It's only on the second floor, I think if you stand on a six foot tall guy's shoulder.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, no, you guys.
[SPEAKER_04]: You've been around me as you're pulling me up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Otters, pants, still fall down again because he still doesn't have his belt.
[SPEAKER_04]: Same thing happened last episode.
[SPEAKER_04]: And now you see, there's a spider tattoo on his butt cheek.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's just giving, Otters not, it's why you're jacking by him.
[SPEAKER_05]: Come on, he would never, meets two says, I'll meet you at the Citadel.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just look for the center of town.
[SPEAKER_01]: Take care of yourself and me too.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, mate, mate, wait!
[SPEAKER_02]: Before you go, scratch drops a smoke bomb.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like that if you need cover.
[SPEAKER_01]: Copy that soldier.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he throws it down the alley and he... And he just starts looking it through the launcher man.
[SPEAKER_05]: you guys are sitting in I think it's like let's say it's a bathroom so it's a room full of like there's like a big sandbox in the room and like yeah I guess they just lick themselves and there's and there's like and there's like some pads for like sharpening your closet whatever but you guys just are just sort of
[SPEAKER_05]: are you guys are you guys running right now are you just and he's loading his shot here's here's what I use the here's the image that I like see you guys are just all in this room and it's it's not like it's not like a poopy stinky room it's like kind of a clean bathroom so anyway you guys are like are like catching your breath in this
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it's sort of pretty Renate wallpaper, you hear like this crowd just, the cats, you know, the haveling, sorry Casey, coming down the whole, coming down this out, just wing it, you know, like don't, don't go, don't kill yourself.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, they're going down this denali.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was like just one time for one second.
[SPEAKER_02]: Huge crowd rushing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Some of them are using human speech.
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's going to be a mixture of like mob sounds, but also like the kind of cataloging.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they're running down you just hear that you just hear this rush of like violence and running and you can hear the the the gato laundry screaming and they just run you hear them running and smashing through the the the the laundry man and there was also a bit of that little fire happening so it was very small.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it was a distraction enough though that you hear the the little gato city fire alarm for the little fire department coming out.
[SPEAKER_06]: with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window, with the window
[SPEAKER_04]: But we have to be somebody in the crowd who loves us.
[SPEAKER_04]: We have to keep the mountain king and the mountain king hates them.
[SPEAKER_04]: So come on, they don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: We have to show them.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, we don't have to show them we have to get out of here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's see that boo.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, so can you stick to a wall?
[SPEAKER_06]: Some kind of weird about this boot.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, let's see.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I shouldn't know that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I shouldn't know that.
[SPEAKER_02]: What boot is that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that the Cowboys boot?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I got this weird instinct that the boot made them stick to the wall.
[SPEAKER_06]: I guess it would make sense because you shot a split and then it's ever from the drink you had that instinct?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's from something.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just like feel something.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, it's... No, there's something.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's weird.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's got to a city's water has like...
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel it too.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's kind of like a really upset feeling in stomach like you're gonna shoot pants all the time.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah, I'm gonna shoot my pants all the time But I also feel like a really really strong sense of clarity and brilliance and awareness and maybe they're unrelated to each other But I feel like a genius.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that might just be the potential that's always been inside you finally getting Well, let's see energy drink.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's off.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think I'll just feel normal.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, otter.
[SPEAKER_02]: It just hit me after hearing you say that
[SPEAKER_02]: was the water in Dorinda's water bottle, just water all along, and I was just meant to believe that I could train to get better because that was what big smile on his face and you think he's going to be like, yes, and he's like, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was really scary water.
[SPEAKER_04]: I honestly am really scared that you drank that and I don't know if you're safe still I'm really worried for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what it is, but I feel good.
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel healthier than I did before I just want to help you then after the mushrooms, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: It just needs well I'll leave it after the mushrooms.
[SPEAKER_06]: Those areverted my lungs back to perfectly.
[SPEAKER_02]: That might be an Olympian again It's bulging it on circumsize me.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, anyway
[SPEAKER_06]: You're still hiding.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, and one thing I wanted to say something.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, say it this boot Check this out and violet holds the boot up to the wall and like let's go to see if the boot will stick to the wall Does it it sticks oh my god, oh my god
[SPEAKER_02]: And then we only got one.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the fucking basketball.
[SPEAKER_03]: You guys were firing on all fucking cylinders.
[SPEAKER_03]: That dark cowboy came into our house, tried to disrespect us any ordiner and we ate our dinner and looked at him and said, no, we're the one who eats in this house.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're the one who gets shot off a wall.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, an idea.
[SPEAKER_06]: What if I cut this boot in half and I put half of the souls on the bottom of one shoe and half of the soul on the bottom of the other shoe?
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's explore that next episode.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't, he's fired up his head and he takes one little sort of, Piqu over the window sill and he looks out to the alley to see if the coast is clear.
[SPEAKER_04]: Does anybody come in?
[SPEAKER_05]: The alley is just fucked up, crazy fucked up, all the shit, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the nice ghetto ladies doing laundry are not there anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's laundry all over the place, but curled up in a big pile of that laundry, we see.
[SPEAKER_05]: But trivia's shut the
[SPEAKER_01]: And the mom runs into the bathroom.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're still all of us.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, you get looking at the cleaning seat on a pile of laundry.
[SPEAKER_05]: A tubby little white cat with brown and gray spots.
[SPEAKER_05]: Guys, it's a blast out.
[SPEAKER_04]: I really like to say, a tubby white little guy named Mike McDonald.
[SPEAKER_06]: I knew it to describe you as tubby with me.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I would love to see that.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's my body just more if you had described to myself when I did normally.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and your nipples are super long.
[SPEAKER_04]: There is long, it's just very strange.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like, why am I nipples smaller than they normally are?
[SPEAKER_04]: They're only super long, not super duper long.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why are my nipple smaller than they normally?
[SPEAKER_04]: They're only super long not super duper long Time to put them in the machine the elongation.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh The elongation yes, and we're in the talk back gacy not go to our We're doing it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why not let's just get ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are we doing it?
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's content Sunday and we're not content to stop making content.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's right
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't believe it's not gutter that could be another thing for some sort of segment that we do on the Patreon where we're not talking about gutter at all.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that sounds like a slim dunk.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't believe it's not good or that would be like I can't believe it's not gutter.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's just us doing a second campaign.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what our guidance are.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's really fun.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's, hey, you heard it here first.
[SPEAKER_06]: One day, if we do extended universe stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Leave it's not got air.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you know what the talk back is over.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because that was too good.
[SPEAKER_04]: That black out the cat.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's nothing.