[SPEAKER_01]: Not for air, not for air, not for air, not for air.
[SPEAKER_01]: I said not for air.
[SPEAKER_01]: Michael Merra, radio entertainment.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can listen to the Michael Merra Show at michomerasho.com.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow, what a happy year.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a podcast fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: I want to excitement, we have today.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the Michael Merra Show with michomerra and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now here's my
[SPEAKER_04]: Welcome, welcome, welcome.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is time.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is time and we are excited a very big day on the Michael Mara Show with our egg tacky alert coming up shortly.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll discuss that in just a second here.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're happy to have you here.
[SPEAKER_04]: The I call this the bit that almost wasn't.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you know, the state we should have shut down and that's standard.
[SPEAKER_02]: We had a chance in it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, people didn't rally if people didn't decide they wanted to participate.
[SPEAKER_04]: We would have shut it down, but now I wouldn't change it for the world right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: I have a question.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, do you think before we go into the bed?
[SPEAKER_06]: Will this become a holy week tradition?
[SPEAKER_04]: I will probably have to wait till the end of the show to let you know whether that's going to happen or not.
[SPEAKER_04]: OK.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a tale of a three hosts and how they handle something differently.
[SPEAKER_04]: The most important thing is the the spectacular is going forward.
[SPEAKER_04]: with just enough eggs to make it very inconvenient for all of us.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, messy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Certainly messy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And eggs are still available until we get to news.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is the title?
[SPEAKER_02]: So far it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: What do we get to the total now?
[SPEAKER_02]: Or should we unveil the total after the news?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's fine, but I know I've got enough to, you know, where I went.
[SPEAKER_04]: I only brought a dozen for, uh, it doesn't, we'll cover all of us.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't cover all of us.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I was yesterday in the store about the cheapest eggs I could find, which were $15 a dozen.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you go to Jack Luskins?
[SPEAKER_04]: I did.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's in the up here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some quail eggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nice tiny guys.
[SPEAKER_04]: Regular medium eggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will be using regular medium eggs.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's a problem.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you know that the smaller the egg gets, the harder the shell is?
[SPEAKER_06]: So you're going to have to expend more effort to crack.
[SPEAKER_04]: I forgot that Rob is having one of us in the, can he hear us?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is there a delay or something like that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you hear us, Rob?
[SPEAKER_04]: I can hear you just fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Josh, can you hear me?
[SPEAKER_04]: I can hear you.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a delay, though, I think.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's latency.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why you're just talking over us today.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sure what's happening.
[SPEAKER_04]: But anyway, we'll figure that out.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a large egg.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a large brown egg.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, when we talk about the egg-tacular, I have to mention this, that it's a tale of three people.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's Josh, the most prepared with tarp, plastic, that he went out and got everywhere.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's Rob with multiple layers of t-shirts and anything else like this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, I've got blankets and also I have my cover from my board.
[SPEAKER_04]: Will you be, what are you covering your board with?
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, the actual cover for the board piece of plastic.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh, mine didn't have that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you didn't come with that.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is an upsell mic.
[SPEAKER_06]: You got to buy this.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have a bigger one, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Then I do.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, I'm not sure that that might be a sufficient though, but uh, because, you know, there's core, there are cords and all that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then you have me and uh,
[SPEAKER_04]: I woke up, took my kid to school.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was about 5.45 this morning thinking about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then, really, not that long ago, I came up with my solution because they said, I, even if I was to do this outside, I wouldn't want to deal with the aftermath.
[SPEAKER_04]: And in my studio, I said, I've got a solution.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will reconnect.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I will I will join you from my shower at the end of the broadcast for the egg takler.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to do it for the last two seconds.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is disappointing because I was hoping you would do this in your front yard.
[SPEAKER_06]: So your neighbors could watch.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, even it was in the backyard.
[SPEAKER_04]: They'd hear it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I wanted to deal with that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then I said, you know, for me, the convenience of cleanup, almost as important
[SPEAKER_04]: even though you're going to be in the show or do you think there's any chance you will hose yourself down uh oh yeah yeah there's a hundred percent chance to have it Matthew uh Kiki 5885 says is Rob still using a and lotion is lip balm Matthew you know what it was funny your mom didn't complain last night oh wow are you using chapstick anymore yeah I don't know why he thinks he's got
[SPEAKER_04]: Can he get closer so he could be not beautiful their chat.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're not that sadist.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you mean they're not that chapped?
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean in the past you've given me grief when they've been really bad.
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't give you any grief.
[SPEAKER_06]: Matthew Keke.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I in the past you had this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and you know what?
[SPEAKER_06]: Deservedly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, only what makes you a person.
[SPEAKER_04]: When they crack.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why do open?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's bad.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I'm a hydrating right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a weird thing right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: What are you doing with today?
[SPEAKER_04]: What are you drinking?
[SPEAKER_06]: Today, I've already had a coke, but I have a club soda, a ginger ale and a bottle of water.
[SPEAKER_04]: That'll do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got to get that out.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we are going to be later in the show, doing our egg takicular.
[SPEAKER_04]: The egg totals will be given right before.
[SPEAKER_04]: But right now, Robin, I are both in double digits, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Josh is not.
[SPEAKER_04]: Josh is still in a single digit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm broadcasting the eight tools.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's only two.
[SPEAKER_02]: Give me more eggs.
[SPEAKER_02]: I. I'll go.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a bargain.
[SPEAKER_06]: It twice the price.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know you were going to keep the egg lines open until the end.
[SPEAKER_06]: Egg lines.
[SPEAKER_04]: Egg lines.
[SPEAKER_04]: The egg line is open.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like Russia.
[SPEAKER_06]: And Mike, if it's busy as they used to say the telephone, please keep dialing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Are any of you, do you have organic eggs or cage free eggs?
[SPEAKER_04]: What is going on?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, this Matthew Kiki K is captured by his mom died three years ago.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're welcome.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why is that put up there?
[SPEAKER_06]: Because I wanted to see eggs.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, because I said, I made a peasant comment that other mother.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, oh, she didn't mind.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and I apologize Matthew, but I was not
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's that special boy Rob.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm in morning.
[SPEAKER_04]: Rob is really in morning today.
[SPEAKER_06]: You have a really in morning today.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like golden hand eggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Golden hand that seems like a risk.
[SPEAKER_04]: That actually could be two ways.
[SPEAKER_04]: That could go with a
[SPEAKER_04]: The golden head could be a, well, put yours down.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll get to yours in a minute.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: The golden head.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: He gives us Rob is in for me.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to be a handful today.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can already tell the 12 large, grade A eggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: That could either be like a real exclusive local brand that's expensive, or it could be like the cheapest you could possibly find.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is, I grabbed him at the grocery store on Sunday, you know, it's Easter time.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I had to buy two dozen because I need harp all the eggs for the kids to die.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sure you gotta hide them too.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're such a dad.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that we I bought a second dozen just for this from, uh, Audi.
[SPEAKER_06]: I love the fact that Josh has a cardboard container of eggs.
[SPEAKER_06]: I hate plastic egg containers.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, now hold your eyes up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll tell you my eggs.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's only 11 in the box.
[SPEAKER_02]: Why?
[SPEAKER_02]: Because I couldn't figure out which ones were hard boiled and which ones were not this morning.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you mean you have some that you've left.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's a hole there's a place that you don't have.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why would you not mark your hard-boiled eggs or put them in a bowl or something?
[SPEAKER_04]: Right, holding up goods and getting good and gather.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's a good answer.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's target.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_06]: Twelve cage free large brown eggs.
[SPEAKER_06]: That means it's a problem.
[SPEAKER_06]: Closer than Costco to you.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's about 50 yards further away.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so why not talk about it?
[SPEAKER_06]: But we actually, because we didn't have a huge order to do, and Kerry likes to do pick up at Target.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Where you can phone ahead, and then we roll the dice.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did they give us good bananas?
[SPEAKER_06]: Not this time, but maybe next time, they did great on the tomatoes this week.
[SPEAKER_02]: I believe that is the target I went into right before the Kentucky Derby Party, where a big guy in a beard held a dress up to himself and turned to a stranger and said, well, this look good on me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow, was it Christy Nome's husband?
[SPEAKER_06]: He has an eye for fashion, doesn't he?
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, that is something that boy, you know, talking about having a bad year, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: She gets fired and now this comes out, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: No wonder she was a bang in that Cory Lewandowski guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's, you know, I mean, if you're a husband, I would imagine that he was not showing a lot of interest because he's too busy trying to find her preserves.
[SPEAKER_06]: live and let live.
[SPEAKER_06]: Who knows, maybe that works for them.
[SPEAKER_04]: I, hey, I, you think he ever did that when they were, you know, getting jiggy with it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's interesting.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can I put that on?
[SPEAKER_04]: While you, okay, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to go too far with that, uh, speaking of politics.
[SPEAKER_06]: Her husband, micro, as we call him, Johnny Fishnet.
[SPEAKER_04]: Johnny Fishnet.
[SPEAKER_04]: Lovely.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did anyone watch the speech last night?
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you watch something like this speech?
[SPEAKER_06]: I watched three episodes of Heart to Heart last night on Tobi.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I answered no.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I did.
[SPEAKER_04]: You did.
[SPEAKER_04]: You watched the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't have the pleasure.
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: You don't mean you didn't understand it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was no news.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was tough.
[SPEAKER_02]: We already knew.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're bombing Iran.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to end soon.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's the same thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I will have some details.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will have the update details in the news, but I don't know, I feel as though, and either one of you feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
[SPEAKER_04]: I feel as though as a society weep.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not totally ignoring, but we kind of just want it to go away.
[SPEAKER_04]: But we want all our troubles to just go away and things to be the way they used it.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he won't allow that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because that means he's not having a tension paid to him.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you might be right about it.
[SPEAKER_06]: He wants to hide behind the things he likes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like the ballroom.
[SPEAKER_06]: That he loves.
[SPEAKER_06]: Doesn't like the war.
[SPEAKER_02]: A judge stopped that, too.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it makes sense.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's interesting that they try to make a big deal out of he's going to take over all the TV networks.
[SPEAKER_02]: as if it used to be like when I was a kid that meant everyone was watching.
[SPEAKER_02]: Now no one cares, you just flip over to Netflix, you're not on, there's no one watches live anyway.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, I would love to see a breakdown, and I'm sure there are statistical breakdowns of
[SPEAKER_04]: How many of us consume news on a regular basis?
[SPEAKER_04]: I know I don't.
[SPEAKER_04]: And as Rob would tell you, I've been a news junkie.
[SPEAKER_04]: John Cole, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_06]: I will occasionally look in on Dave Muir at night, but that's not much.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who is David Muir?
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the channel.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the ABC News at 630 that feeds into wheel.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that it's just everybody's just had enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've really had enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that can be either good or bad, probably bad, because we're not paying attention to what's going on.
[SPEAKER_04]: But all I know is people want the stock market to get better people want gas prices to come down.
[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of bad stuff happened.
[SPEAKER_02]: And we all think you're worth it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, even even a lot of supporters.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Rob likes a good con.
[SPEAKER_06]: I love a war and also I've been campaigning locally, anyway, to get the draft back and the age up.
[SPEAKER_06]: So Robert and I can head over together.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so you both can serve.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, you know, there is a part of me.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have always felt since my dad served in the WWE two way way back in the dark ages.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will say that
[SPEAKER_04]: having met people and that have served and listen to stories.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I had mentioned to you when I raised money for this charity called Home Base, which is perhaps that's with PTSD, get on track and they had a recent congressional metal of honor winner and telling his story and the bravery.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've always felt as though a part of me
[SPEAKER_04]: It's almost like the human condition of going to battle, that there was a part of me that missed out on that, that opportunity.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've always thought that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you think you could handle military life?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that would be what I have to do.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't think I wouldn't.
[SPEAKER_04]: It wouldn't be the fact that when I was a younger man, it wouldn't be the physical aspect of it, but it would be the, you know,
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, let me retract someone else being in charge.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think the organizational aspect of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I grew up with working for different people where they were in charge I think I would have handled it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I would have would have would have handled that The question remains no one knows how they will handle right now
[SPEAKER_04]: a battle situation until they're in it, and so, you know, I can't predict that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think I would have handled it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It just would have been, it's just something when you realize, you know, a badge of honor watching the show Peaky Blinders from 14 years ago, and that there's, it's such a badge of honor for these people as to were you in France, were you in France, were you and you're not, you're, you know, you were basically ostracized, and I think the main reason
[SPEAKER_04]: at this age.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like that's one part of my life where I didn't experience it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And when you see young kids that are telling their story about bravery and some of the amazing things that we're done in Afghanistan and you know, Iraq, it's amazing to me.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I wouldn't have a chance.
[SPEAKER_06]: I barely made it out of WJFK.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't think you're a military type guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, as I said, Mike, I looked at when we you would run into the bathroom stall with your rifle and then the sergeant would have came out, you know, and put down the rifle private pile.
[SPEAKER_06]: That would be my name.
[SPEAKER_04]: That would be your idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I looked at the pile.
[SPEAKER_06]: During during Desert Storm, I looked into joining the USL to entertain our troops.
[SPEAKER_04]: Luckily, you didn't know such thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: You didn't know such thing, you didn't.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you said so, oh no, I do say so, and I know it's true.
[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, so did you ever think about it, Josh?
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you ever think about joining it?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I did not.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was around that a lot and no and a lot of guys at the Naval Academy.
[SPEAKER_02]: And anyone in your family, do military service?
[SPEAKER_02]: My brother-in-law was a Marine, but no one in my immediate family.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think everybody is just like Josh Shes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody wants this thing to be over.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I, you know, 96 million people.
[SPEAKER_04]: in that country.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't realize how big Iran is.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's massive and we shall see.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just wanted each one of those 96 million people to buy one egg.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's all.
[SPEAKER_06]: Support us.
[SPEAKER_04]: We have any last minute purchases of eggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you have it in real time?
[SPEAKER_02]: I've got our numbers in real time.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: They are the same.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's going to quickly work.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on, folk.
[SPEAKER_04]: So anyway, J.R. 32 bad.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love these names.
[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, I love new names coming up on the comments.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a true, wonderful little tick tick tick on that that I've noticed lately.
[SPEAKER_04]: It says morning boys, Mike Boston should just give up already.
[SPEAKER_04]: They stink.
[SPEAKER_04]: The Boston Red Sox, one of the worst teams if not the worst teammates.
[SPEAKER_01]: Baseball update folks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, to the ball game.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just a land of suck, everybody's going nuts up in Boston right now about this team because it's just the land of pure suckedum.
[SPEAKER_04]: massive amounts of strikeouts, errors, pictures getting lit up, errors, it sucks.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know, I'm not the baseball fan you guys are, but I think errors is a funny word.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's really good.
[SPEAKER_06]: As George Carlin says, like, whoops, go ahead and error.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's, you know what, it's terrible.
[SPEAKER_02]: Michael doubt, he's welcome to come over to the Orioles.
[SPEAKER_02]: The Orioles are 500 now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: 500.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: See, I knew based on that comment that the Orioles had won last night because he would not have basically a comment if it had gone the other way.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, to render.
[SPEAKER_04]: So there's a little swagger in Mr. Soroca.
[SPEAKER_06]: There was a swagger yesterday.
[SPEAKER_06]: We had a little meetup in the afternoon and he said, uh, Orioles game is on.
[SPEAKER_06]: I said, can you please pay attention?
[SPEAKER_06]: He's no problem.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're up by four in the second or slightly.
[SPEAKER_06]: Bunch of runs, just right.
[SPEAKER_04]: be the Orioles they have a player Matt holiday who is uh... jackson really a jackson holiday sorry about that uh... Matt holiday was the dad right is that uh... who was Johnny holiday was the dad uh... you've seen how well jackson's been doing this year jackson uh... holiday has been uh... doing really well and he of the baby face
[SPEAKER_02]: He's on rehab.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's in our rehab state.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's down in AAA.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I didn't care about the playing as much as the baby face.
[SPEAKER_02]: The baby, you know, he's got to be brother.
[SPEAKER_02]: The entire team is baby faces.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I know the brother, the brother supposed to be the number one pick.
[SPEAKER_04]: He looks just like Jackson does.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they're all Matt holidays kids.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he's the number one prospect in baseball right now, which is kind of cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's kind of neat.
[SPEAKER_04]: So Matt Jackson, Jackson Matt.
[SPEAKER_04]: whatever, I should stop looking at the comments today.
[SPEAKER_04]: I might be a little trepidacious about the eyegotacular that's coming up.
[SPEAKER_04]: So have we been an update?
[SPEAKER_02]: You're an idea, my goodness.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mr. Race.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it was a bad idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: That we shouldn't have expanded.
[SPEAKER_02]: I should have said that you do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks, Beth.
[SPEAKER_02]: And next day on your own.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was, it's a bad.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's not a bad idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a great idea.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a great idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be highly entertained.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do we have an update on the numbers?
[SPEAKER_04]: We do.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: This same is when I told you previously.
[SPEAKER_02]: People suck.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, people are good.
[SPEAKER_06]: People they just need a good.
[SPEAKER_06]: They need to be gooseed.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's all.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was going to say, I'm not going to do it unless we get one more exit.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've got really, we've got really good numbers.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's real time, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: And so people get the show on a long tail.
[SPEAKER_04]: So the end of the show, say, last two segments, we will be breaking eggs on our head and will you be, we need someone to tally so we make sure it's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, we got it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here's the question.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are we going to give credit?
[SPEAKER_04]: with the names of the people that bought the eggs.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, we are just going to count the eggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just count the eggs.
[SPEAKER_06]: But everyone who contributed, we think, and you know who you are.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Why do you like, that confuses me when you say, you have to say, do you like, do you like, say, because you like to say Monday Thursday essentially?
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's why what we're off tomorrow, or he'd be hammering good Friday.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: And my mom used to say, on a good Friday that at some point, it gets cloudy.
[SPEAKER_04]: One.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks, Mark.
[SPEAKER_02]: At least.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it literally didn't always got cloudy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And a good Friday makes a great Sunday.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: any plans any plans for you on the uh... the holiday the easter holiday michael's off next week he's off starting tomorrow so it's another one of his to do breaks he gets to another josh always been saturday night in a cave before he's turned and then was a rock in front of it exactly and pushes the rock are you uh... are you in the church all day on sunday uh... when you're with your mega district just Sunday morning and you have sort of a friday evening i haven't decided yet
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't you sort of have a built-in opposition to the Easter church attendees?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I found those, I found you.
[SPEAKER_02]: I am so, if it was up to me, I would skip Easter service, I would skip Christmas Eve service, I would skip.
[SPEAKER_04]: all these ones that all you losers come to and they'll come to anything else throughout the week used to have a name we call them Easter Catholics and the Easter Catholics would be even more than Christmas the Easter cat now it's been replaced having now the bigger crowd is Christmas because especially like the one thing you always said that made me laugh and think of my childhood is midnight mass Christmas Eve smells like red wine oh
[SPEAKER_04]: people.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've seen people wobbling.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Midnight mass.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have seen that.
[SPEAKER_04]: But.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I still.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: I used to work in a church as an AV director.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I would see the rhythms of all right.
[SPEAKER_02]: We got to build up for Christmas.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: It starts in September.
[SPEAKER_02]: We've got to start planning Christmas because that's when everyone comes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Then as soon as Christmas is over, there's like a two week break and then January 1st.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, let's start preparing for Easter and the same build up because it's the hot times for the churches to try to recruit new people.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I used to work in a church, a single John's the beloved in McLean.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was a bouncer and it was, it would get really dicey on the night mass.
[SPEAKER_04]: Was it really a church called St. What?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, back then it was St. John's.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now it's St. John's the beloved.
[SPEAKER_06]: On the way to this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is it really called the beloved?
[SPEAKER_04]: And Mike, here's why you'll love
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm all in favor of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: T.M.
[SPEAKER_04]: O.S.
[SPEAKER_04]: to beloved everybody.
[SPEAKER_06]: The St. John's to beloved was cool because it was an octagonal shape church, which was great for stations of the cross.
[SPEAKER_02]: In the round.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Old churches like that are awesome because of the acoustics.
[SPEAKER_02]: And now they build it like that where you don't need a microphone.
[SPEAKER_02]: You just talk.
[SPEAKER_04]: The church in the round is always very interesting because the priest sits in the middle and then I was able to look across at the guy that I got on the fight with the night before who I'd broken his nose and he had to black eyes After he ripped my grandfather's watch chain from around my neck that I wore one of my really
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... threshold momentos and i uh... i hit him heart that's good that's working by the way i was working as a dj in the ira in the ratskeller uh... i was doing the yeah it was like the tough to see the priest with the cage uh...
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the cage for MMA.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they're doing your math.
[SPEAKER_06]: They put the offering mic in a suitcase above the altar.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you have to climb up and get it in the cage match.
[SPEAKER_06]: And also the swinging of metal chairs.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's horrible.
[SPEAKER_04]: I, look, I think that it's wonderful and faith is good.
[SPEAKER_04]: We need faith.
[SPEAKER_04]: It gets you through some difficult time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Faith is good.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just somebody that's not necessarily as I'm more secular than I've ever been.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we will be getting together with family.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I've also never liked the whole board of fair that people serve at Easter.
[SPEAKER_04]: I may Christmas Thanksgiving guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: I always think that the ham that Easter, I'm not that big a ham person.
[SPEAKER_04]: So going to my mother-in-law's house tomorrow, it's going to be a smoked brisket for
[SPEAKER_04]: 14 hours on the smoker.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm really excited.
[SPEAKER_06]: Have you ever had lamb for Easter?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, because the Greek Easter, when I went to my friends, the Contrumpus brothers with a Georgian.
[SPEAKER_04]: George and Willie.
[SPEAKER_04]: But it was George's house.
[SPEAKER_04]: I George could trump could trump us.
[SPEAKER_04]: We still stay in touch with each other.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they were caterers as well as restaurant owners.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Rod Langway and I, Rod Langway, he of the Washington Capitals, we're standing next to the grill where they were grilling baby lamb chops.
[SPEAKER_04]: I guess that would be that would be redundant.
[SPEAKER_04]: Baby lamb chop.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think they called them petite lamb chop.
[SPEAKER_04]: The teat lamb chops and we were just eating them like lallipops off the grill and so good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely the most delicious.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, my family never did the the whole lamb thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you know, I did get the golden egg one year at the Orchard Hill swim club Easter egg hunt, which we had a community pool.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it was kind of like I think the people that lived in our town pretended it was like a real club.
[SPEAKER_04]: When it was just the neighborhood, you know, it was the community pool that we all had.
[SPEAKER_04]: But we did play Bay Doos, I think, on that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I heard a joke, a guy comes to the door and knocks on it.
[SPEAKER_06]: And the man answers and he says, can you help us out with a donation?
[SPEAKER_06]: We're building a community pool.
[SPEAKER_06]: And the guy says, yes, and he gave him a glass of water.
[SPEAKER_04]: Congratulations.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know that in our community pool,
[SPEAKER_04]: Every single spring, the men, this is back in the men, men to go down to the pool, and they would get it ready for the season.
[SPEAKER_04]: They would do a full painting of the bottom of the pool.
[SPEAKER_04]: They would, they would clean everything.
[SPEAKER_04]: They would make it ready, and it was sweat equity.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was like, you shouldn't come up with a higher, people didn't hire other people to do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was all the people that did that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then once a year, the big thing was the Easter egg hunt.
[SPEAKER_06]: and in the notch of the season, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and in the notch of a tree, I don't know how old I was, but I was definitely not a teenager, not even 12.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was younger than that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I found a golden egg, the gvee golden egg.
[SPEAKER_04]: They put a gold egg, a silver egg, and then there was a competition for the most eggs gathered.
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course, you know what I got?
[SPEAKER_04]: I still remember, is it weird the stuff you remember?
[SPEAKER_04]: I still remember the prize I got for finding the golden egg.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wasn't it a trip a weekend trip with your priest, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: It was not.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's that priest had nothing to do with it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think there were any priests around at this particular time.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're they're always.
[SPEAKER_04]: This was secular.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is because it's the pool.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_04]: In terms of Easter eggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got a process.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got a parcizy board.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you still have it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: But that was it, and it was like one of my, maybe that was the very first seed of my gambling habit where I was really, really looking forward to winning, winning one money is much better than earned.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, of course.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, by the way, Mike, my step mom Kathy had some free play at Calder.
[SPEAKER_04]: yesterday and text me she came home with eight hundred dollars again okay that'll get in and until they in until they hammer you yeah that's how it works yeah well she knows when to leave so that's good they really in they real you in that's the thing you know when to leave sometimes but if you if you keep winning then you'll say well I always win here so I'm
[SPEAKER_04]: They get it all.
[SPEAKER_04]: How would you rate your culture casino?
[SPEAKER_04]: How how okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's sensible.
[SPEAKER_04]: How how would you rate the the casino?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'd give it a nine of ten.
[SPEAKER_06]: The only one though eight of ten because no real table games But it's clean.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is smoke free.
[SPEAKER_06]: They were handing out drinks and the slots were very loose.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I liked it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have one free drinks.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's good.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean you don't have but yeah
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't trust the slots to begin with.
[SPEAKER_02]: I really don't trust them now that you do a card to put in, because then they know how much I've lost or I've won.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's got to be just screw with you now.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's an algorithm that isn't related to the card you put in, that isn't related to the only thing that's related.
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is why this is my knowledge.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I could be wrong, I preface it by saying that, but I believe that the reason these slot influencers that have this stupid money to bet in these slot machines win is because they are betting what they're betting that these algorithms in the machine are triggered to pay off every certain amount of dollars they get, not necessarily spins.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's how it
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, regardless of the fact that you will never win all the time, you'll never win.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've seen guys lose hundreds of thousands of dollars.
[SPEAKER_06]: But high level slots, I think they're a little looser because they get the money faster.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's always what I thought.
[SPEAKER_04]: The algorithm, uh, look, I thought that until I saw, I think anything can happen.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can be in that, uh, high limit area with these people that are betting five hundred dollars available.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And a guy might have been there the night before.
[SPEAKER_04]: There was doing the exact same thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: And if that's the situation you're in, you're screwed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because it's, uh, you know, but at the same time,
[SPEAKER_04]: I am told that it's random.
[SPEAKER_04]: You could conceivably have a slot machine that paid somebody $50,000, and a guy sits down and within two spins, he wins $50,000.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's how random it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why I understand it.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're, I want your opinion as a seasoned gambler.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you think that they want more hits in the high level area to call attention to the high level area?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I let me tell you because I've thought that all these thoughts have crossed my mind and I think what they want is They know that in the high dollar area because of the algorithm there is more likely who'd have a pay off because them there's more gambling being there There's more money being wagered and sure that is what they count on because somebody that is dropping $50,000 in a slot machine or in a high limit slot area if they
[SPEAKER_04]: If they don't get a hit occasionally, they're going to, they're going to pound.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's, that's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then as far as the smaller, which to the best of my knowledge, the penny slots, the lower denominations are the bigger cash cows for the casino, because they're more of them and they're more people than mine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And people need to know that a penny slot is actually costing you about a dollar, 80.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: multiple thing and really a dollar eighty would be on a penny slot now rob a dollar eighty might be a minimum bet you might not even have a fine one that you can get I was doing a dollar six on a two cent machine okay when I had my luck but that's the that's the minimum problem but what I love is when you walk by someone who's literally on a quarter machine that does twenty five cents a poll and saw this last time it hit for twenty eight thousand dollars on a quarter poll because it was a progressive
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I think the total bet was per pull of the handle, or push of the button on.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm betting it was probably a five line thing, so probably a $1.25, but I love to see that happen, and I love your take on it, because I think you do have it figured out, and the reason you do is because you realize that all of us are broken, and this is where you're broken, but this at least gives you a chance to get some of it back sometimes.
[SPEAKER_04]: it once in a blue moon and the the worst thing that ever happened to uh... carlin myself and we don't do it nearly as much as we used to is that uh... we hit a big jackpot one time and that was it that's all it took because that in your mind the way we're programmed that uh... oh that'll happen again that'll happen again the odds are overwhelming that it won't
[SPEAKER_04]: And even the people that are the big players, the people that I call never come on the Michael Maryshow.
[SPEAKER_04]: They will tell you that they are all pretty much a little under or maybe a little over break even point.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's no windfall on this.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's no windfall.
[SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't exist.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's 90 something percent of a return.
[SPEAKER_04]: So if you gamble that, you know, you might get it.
[SPEAKER_06]: You will have to do it at long ranges to lose slowly.
[SPEAKER_04]: that's the victory right there maybe get out when you tick up yeah those those influencers their win is your views and that's what they're doing is it's their job that's what they do scuba rights i dislike casinos and the people that go to them very sad place i could not agree more
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll tell you the saddest casinos, Mike, and I would do this when we would be doing a remote and Vegas or whatever, I would be drinking them and I would say it's not smart for me to gamble tonight because I'll do something stupid.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I would go to the casino right after breakfast, like seven in the morning.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so sad.
[SPEAKER_06]: And when you see the poll that are still there from the night before, usually like in a rumpled suit.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you really feel like they're losing the college money.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's because they got desperation.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's horrifying.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sunday morning in an Atlantic city casino and I've been there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: One of the most depressing environments ever see because there are the scared people.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some of them that have been up early in gone in decided to play the last or some people that are on their way out and want to do one last.
[SPEAKER_06]: I haven't thought of that Mike is that they just want to give them all the money.
[SPEAKER_04]: one last shot and there are the overnighters which are really good.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to say something Josh.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm going to say, but the sports book later that day is a pretty exciting and fun place to be.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because they're games coming on and it's a big deal and it's lively and all that, but couldn't couldn't agree more with the with the with scoop with the vibe.
[SPEAKER_04]: although the actual business of sitting at a bell and whistle-laden machine that's got bright colors and flashing and just staring at it with non-stop hope is strangely hypnotizing from me that's why I got the problem.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can undo the hypnosis when you see a guy in a sort of like a
[SPEAKER_04]: Or you or I've had this happen too.
[SPEAKER_04]: You go and you see a machine next to you that's got a hairline crack Yeah, down the middle of where somebody just kicked the crap out of it because they were so frustrated It's fun, Mike on a Sunday morning to go up to someone.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's been a machine and count the empty glasses with limes in them
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, well, listen, we do have a pay off on this show today.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's coming later on when we do the spectacular.
[SPEAKER_04]: We are very excited about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: We will be standing by with our different ways of cracking eggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm not sure I'm going to play this sound effect every single time I just don't think that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you didn't want to play to the fade, you cheat.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we'll take a break.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come back.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've got news for you and don't forget egg cracking coming up.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We begin today as I said with an update on President Donald Trump, he sought Wednesday to explain his rationale for the war against Iran at a pivotal moment at home in a broad But he offered few new details as he amasses extraordinary executive authority to prosecute this military operation.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's like that prosecute the war
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, notably missing from Trump's prime time address was his oft repeated assertion that negotiations with Iran were underway.
[SPEAKER_04]: He softened his insults against NATO allies, and he did not indicate he was preparing to send in ground troops.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hope because he can believe that.
[SPEAKER_04]: and take it to the back.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks, Harry.
[SPEAKER_04]: He gave no definitive end date for the conflict and the people are jittery because of that today.
[SPEAKER_06]: I forget where we're at.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did we win it yet?
[SPEAKER_06]: Because he seems to go back and forth.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think we've won.
[SPEAKER_06]: Josh, have you heard it?
[SPEAKER_06]: Are any of the secret clubs?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, we, I believe he said we obliterated them.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's great.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that means it's all.
[SPEAKER_04]: He did indeed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here's a name from the past Joseph Dugger.
[SPEAKER_04]: Remember the Dugger is back at that?
[SPEAKER_06]: But they have so many children.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was great.
[SPEAKER_04]: The NBC used to love him.
[SPEAKER_04]: He appeared before a judge on March 31st in Bay County, Florida, to answer two charges of lude and lascivious behavior.
[SPEAKER_04]: He entered a not guilty plea to all charges, waive terrainment and demanded a jury trial as a written request.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two days prior to his hearing, his bond said it's $600,000.
[SPEAKER_04]: Joseph Dugger is accused of sexually assaulting a nine-year-old girl on multiple occasions during a family vacation to Panama City Beach in 2020.
[SPEAKER_04]: The Dugger!
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you think they support the war?
[SPEAKER_06]: Probably the reason I think that that's I'm glad you brought them up the reason I hate the Duggers is before NBC got their hooks into them.
[SPEAKER_06]: We had booked Jim Bob Dugger to do a phoneer and as I was parking him on hold to do the phoneer he said y'all not gonna make sport of this are you?
[SPEAKER_06]: And I said, what?
[SPEAKER_06]: He said, I don't want to be made fun of her having all these kids.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I said, oh, well, goodbye.
[SPEAKER_04]: See you later.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the only interesting thing you were interesting.
[SPEAKER_04]: You bucked to the city.
[SPEAKER_04]: I start up called Reflect Orbital is saying they want to deliver on demand sunlight when it's dark out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sounds like science fiction, but it's real.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think we had this story two years ago.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that how we're looking into this?
[SPEAKER_04]: I think there have been similar projects.
[SPEAKER_04]: Basically they want to send up thousands of satellites with giant mirrors.
[SPEAKER_04]: And those mirrors would reflect sunlight down to Earth at night.
[SPEAKER_04]: All you have to do is open up an app, drop a pen, and sunlight will arrive at your location in 30 seconds.
[SPEAKER_04]: and Josh you had it right we first told you about this in 2024 the company is aiming even higher here's what the CEO said I I'm not going to setting ground no I'm sorry that's a different guy we are trying to build something that could replace fossil fuels and really power everything
[SPEAKER_04]: The idea is to help solar pharma farms keep producing energy after sunset, but there are plenty of critics.
[SPEAKER_04]: Scientists are warning that the extra light could confuse animals and disrupt our sleep.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't want to confuse animals.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know who else hates it?
[SPEAKER_06]: Dracula.
[SPEAKER_06]: All those mirrors.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, I'm burning up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some researchers say the math doesn't add up.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're saying it could take thousands of satellites just to match a fraction of daylight.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I think that's probably you can't fool mother nature for God's sake if you are slogan if you're boycotting Reese's peanut butter eggs this Easter because you're upset about the current recipe Your nightmare is coming to an end
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't I was unaware of this did we have the story would change the recipes?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, what happened is one of the Reese's airs Start a bitch and moan that the stuff didn't taste right anymore.
[SPEAKER_06]: Although I don't think he was part of the company anymore He did carry the name Reese's and he said they're not the same.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're not as good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah Is he was sure and off how they don't melt properly or something to is an air-rease
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, Eric Reese.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there you go.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, but Reese says, yeah, yeah, they taste like shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: So Hershey just announced that they're going back to the classic recipe for all Reese's products starting next year.
[SPEAKER_04]: A couple of months ago, Brad Reese, there's really a Reese.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the grandson of Reese's peanut butter cups inventor HP Reese.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just think it's so cool that it's still That close in the generational chain.
[SPEAKER_04]: He complained that they changed the classic recipe Replacing milk chocolate with compound coatings and peanut butter with peanut butter style creams at the time Hershey said they're made the same as always, but they didn't specifically deny any of Brad's claims
[SPEAKER_04]: for a court on that course.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and probably a lot of wax in that chocolate make it.
[SPEAKER_04]: They didn't elaborate on what they changed what they're planning to do differently next year.
[SPEAKER_04]: They just said, Reese's will shift back to their classic milk chocolate and dark chocolate recipes.
[SPEAKER_04]: If they do that, I'll be the first one down at the candy store to do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think there's some shenanigans here, and here's why I think there's something to play.
[SPEAKER_06]: It might just be a way to refresh their image in America's mind.
[SPEAKER_06]: I saw an ad last night where it says, what do you prefer?
[SPEAKER_06]: Recess peanut butter eggs or cadbury cream eggs, which by the way are disgusting?
[SPEAKER_04]: And they said, yeah, I'm not a cadbury cream egg.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's all I'm breaking on my head.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who's that?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, nice and gooey.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd settle for that.
[SPEAKER_04]: That'd be fun.
[SPEAKER_06]: But it was actually says you don't have to choose by them both.
[SPEAKER_06]: So there is some sort of cadbury and Hershey alliance going on where they're buying ads together.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I don't trust that.
[SPEAKER_02]: They are probably owned by the same corporate.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I think Peter Paul Cadbury mounds is a absolute opponent of Hershey.
[SPEAKER_04]: All I know is that believe it or not, I like that can be so much.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, if they do go back and make them the way they were originally, I will be jacked to give it a try and say, yeah, you're absolutely right.
[SPEAKER_04]: There is a difference.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if I'll be able to tell, but I hope I do.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you like me believe the ratio of chocolate to peanut butter in the egg is better than in the cup?
[SPEAKER_04]: if you like peanut butter yeah but see I don't like the peanut butter I like it to be the balance of the standard cup I think there's too much of that peanut buttery goo in the egg I've never been a fan of that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hershey owns the license to sell Cadbury in the United States.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh that's what it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, thank you, Josh.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can still go with the feastable peanut butter cups are better.
[SPEAKER_02]: Feastable.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: Me peanut butter.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, the problem with those is the peanut butter is made by an asshole.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mr. Peestus, a jerk.
[SPEAKER_06]: I hate him.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll never read him again.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's a successful man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, he's successful.
[SPEAKER_04]: And he's a guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: He takes care of people.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: But his chocolate's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is fantastic.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is good.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's good chocolate.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's good chocolate.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I think that's the real reason her Reese's is changing is because the competitors are better.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and it's better chocolate.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's better definitely better chocolate than you will have in most candy bars.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that Mr. B.
[SPEAKER_06]: Chocolate is on par with Palmer.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's Palmer?
[SPEAKER_06]: Palmer is the cheap Easter Bunny, hollow Easter Bunny wax chocolate.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's horrible.
[SPEAKER_06]: There you go, Palmer.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, there's still, I know what Rob is concerned about.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was saying to me just last week.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: What is the deal with Zendaya and Tom Holland?
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on, Mike, please.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you, and you kept hanging up on me and it was a landline because I could hear he slam it down.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, wouldn't landline.
[SPEAKER_04]: Still no word, Rob.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm whether Zendale or Tom Holland are married.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean are married and Tom Holland.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me rephrase that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, my dad plummets quite as me and I'm all
[SPEAKER_04]: There's still no word on whether there's Zendaya and Tom Holland are married.
[SPEAKER_04]: And why do I care, but I hope they're not.
[SPEAKER_02]: You care because there's a new Spider-Man movie this summer, and there's got some show coming back.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, euphoria is dropping in Mike, just for fun.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just wrote it down.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you really want to say Zendaya backwards, it's A-Adness.
[SPEAKER_04]: A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
[SPEAKER_04]: But in a lot of ways, I also am a very private person, and I try my best to be able to have things for myself and for him as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: She added, quote, that's kind of like my Broadway of just saying, I hear it, but I also like my own little boundaries of what I like to bring up and talk about.
[SPEAKER_04]: But then also what I'm also willing to share, I get what she's saying.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I totally get what she's saying.
[SPEAKER_06]: And besides, he's a lousy match for her, because as much time as he can spend being a great boyfriend, he spends just as much time growing tulips and wearing wooden shoes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here's the thing, Holland.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a funny Holland joke.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I don't like these wayf like actors, like Chalame and Holland.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're everywhere.
[SPEAKER_04]: I really, you know, I sent Rob a video of the SCTV and you had the wayf like Martin Short playing Mr. Rogers, but then you had the substantial John Candy playing Jill Yuchild, which it amazes me,
[SPEAKER_04]: that that little show, S-C-T-V from the 1970s.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, still translate, and I still get a laugh out of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: A lot of people will scoff at the notion that it is a better show and always has been a better show than Saturday Night Live.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's also easy to say based on numbers.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like they only put in a few episodes, where if you took the best of SNL and put it together.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I say that if you took random hunks of each show, STV would always be better, always had better talent.
[SPEAKER_06]: And it always troubled me that it ducked under the radar for like 25 years.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you couldn't see it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now all the clips are becoming available again.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's streaming in Canada, I think.
[SPEAKER_06]: So people are posting the clips on on YouTube and it's fantastic because at the heart of that show, every one of them.
[SPEAKER_04]: was a naturally funny, yes, and b, a talented mimic, which I think if you do it the right way, as they did on a CTV, it can be funny and it's just the look.
[SPEAKER_04]: The boxing trunks they had on Julia Child,
[SPEAKER_04]: with a big fluffy blast.
[SPEAKER_04]: Josh, this was the premise and you'll laugh just based on the fact that it's it would hold up today.
[SPEAKER_04]: The premise was Julia Child, the French chef.
[SPEAKER_04]: Definitely used to cook boxing, Mr. Rogers, and it was battle of the PBS stars.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, take off on the network stars.
[SPEAKER_06]: Brilliant.
[SPEAKER_06]: And who of the who of the cast?
[SPEAKER_06]: I have a favorite, but who of the cast is your favorite mimic on that show?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that is very, that is so difficult.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have to go with my faith.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't say who's the most talented member, but my favorite impression that we've talked about recently.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that is Dave Thomas.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it Dave Thomas?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And his impression of Bob Hope, which was unstoppable.
[SPEAKER_06]: Absolutely the best I've ever seen and it was so subtle and it not over the top like mine used to be it was just and he could do Killer medium hope and old Which was the greatest best It's really hard to pick a favorite because they all were so good, but I always thought somehow that Rick Moranis Oh, yeah was just a little higher.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he was
[SPEAKER_04]: good.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was so good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Really, really good.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like what we're trying to do.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we talked about this briefly.
[SPEAKER_04]: We never got to it about April Fool's Day and the corporate April Fool's.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, there weren't just an ass ton of them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I just I never saw them.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if this list from from like 30 of them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Mike, here we go.
[SPEAKER_07]: We need
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see, raising Cains had a McKenna Grace helped them unveil Cains sauce cookie, a variety of a Coke coal inspired by their signature sauce, chicken sauce, flavored cola, that's what they did.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's funny, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm Brella for your Uggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, that's pretty funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hyped a new accessory.
[SPEAKER_04]: I clip on Uggbrella to protect your sheets.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's cold, it's fun, Uggbrella.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, top ramen butterfinger, a collaboration that promises quote, a peanut buttery glory.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, some of them are making me laugh.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, buttery glaze and real butter finger pieces, the bring the crispy, crunchy, goodness to your favorite ramen.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's just very good.
[SPEAKER_06]: I guess it's a passing grade, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's something someone will make.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hebler, hollowed tree toothpaste.
[SPEAKER_04]: The cookie-paced flavors include E.E.O.F.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's soft baked chips, deluxe brownie, fun stripes, sandy, shortbread, and Vienna fingers.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, now I have an opinion dog pee bags.
[SPEAKER_04]: They are 100% Patiently group.
[SPEAKER_04]: So no mess and here I added one that was not a corporation It was a government agency the Massachusetts Department of Transportation announced a Boston to Cape Cod Connector a 45-mile bridge from Charles Town to Providence Town
[SPEAKER_04]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: I saw the one I saw and it was after the show yesterday and it did make me smile was Amtrak now announcing service to Hawaii very exciting very very very exciting and finally Yeah, a man in Florida named Farron Fullerton.
[SPEAKER_04]: Where is this?
[SPEAKER_04]: in Florida.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a matter of fact, you might refer to him as Florida's Farron Fullerton because you have a favorite like pastry that he used to live in Maryland.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: On the weekends, he would go down to the eastern shore of Maryland and as he drove down outside of an apple is close to the Bay Bridge.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: Farron Fullerton would stop at a wonderful place called the White Hall Inn delicious food at the White Hall Inn.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like like what?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, Florida's Farron Fullerton really used to get into the fabulous white hall, fruit fritters.
[SPEAKER_04]: Farron was arrested a couple of weeks ago.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was trespassing at a hotel because he wouldn't leave after his checkout time.
[SPEAKER_04]: When the cops showed up, they found Farron wearing a stolen inmate uniform.
[SPEAKER_04]: The uniform belonged to the Mitchell County jail.
[SPEAKER_04]: The authorities looked into Farron's background and confirmed.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was not an escapee from that facility, but he had been there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, apparently.
[SPEAKER_04]: He somehow snuck away with it after a previous jail stay.
[SPEAKER_04]: You say, I couldn't write a kicker as good as the sheriff.
[SPEAKER_04]: The sheriff said, and this is a quote, I've heard of dress for success, but never dress for arrest.
[SPEAKER_04]: There it is, ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't blame the guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: I stole the scrubs every time I had a kid.
[SPEAKER_04]: I felt I earned him.
[SPEAKER_04]: that you couldn't uh... what was the line that uh... we had from judge smell uh... didn't want to do it thought i ordered to uh... that's kind of the way that rose uh... we will have a food update and then we are almost there it's almost time coming up egg tackyler were very very excited and we will have that and some food about my family hating me when we come back on the micro marriage
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm young and I'm yeah later on we get the last two breaks of the show today.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the egg tag killer.
[SPEAKER_04]: We are going to be going to our various corners.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now Josh is staying in his studio Rob's thing in his eye will be relocating to my my real shower.
[SPEAKER_04]: my actual shower, you will be kind of the ever showed it on air before.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have never showed it on air.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm very very sad.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's very small.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not a big shower.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not a big shower at all.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's where I shower each and every day.
[SPEAKER_06]: You don't have one of those jacuzzi showers with the jets all up and down the snow.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, do you think I live like that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think to make sure that here?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, not even close.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's got one of those walk-in tubs.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's an outdoor shower.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, so we can see your legs and your chest.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I was thinking about this right before that commercial ended.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I will tell you that I will be taking my laptop into the shower where I will be breaking the eggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I will be wearing this t-shirt.
[SPEAKER_04]: which says don't get happy with that that's when we did our housing collectible right there yeah and uh... well more so after i laundry after the eggs get all over it and uh... that's a show worn collectible here it is uh... the t-shirt will be all i'm wearing are you going to want you to put what what's the point of uh... you know wearing underwear and uh... keep the laptop pointed up
[SPEAKER_04]: I will.
[SPEAKER_06]: I won't be a problem for Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: We have to check.
[SPEAKER_04]: Has there been an update on the, uh, yeah, would you, would you like some final numbers?
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's leave some final numbers because the deadline is passed for purchasing your eggs for all of us.
[SPEAKER_04]: I, and that eight eggs.
[SPEAKER_02]: You've never got that, uh, that real windfall I was hoping might get that 10 eggs.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Rob will be at 11 eggs.
[SPEAKER_02]: 11 eggs.
[SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's that's a raise right there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and I'm ready, Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've actually switched to ear buds because I'm ready for this competition.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that's a key to your county ears.
[SPEAKER_06]: Actually, no, it's to keep the yoke off my headphones because you can find one.
[SPEAKER_04]: If I can give you a recommendation, you might want to put the
[SPEAKER_04]: The way I do, I wear earbuds every day.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, same model.
[SPEAKER_04]: The way to do that is to kind of run it behind you or down the rest.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you don't see the earbuds.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the, that's the TV way of doing it.
[SPEAKER_06]: And they're not on TV.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we aren't.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we aren't.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's also the YouTube way to do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's the YouTube way.
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it all fixed?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: When we originally bought these headphones, they were like 15 bucks.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I recommended them to someone last week.
[SPEAKER_04]: They like it's like everything else headphone.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's everything else that is skyrocketed in press.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now I have come to a conclusion and I'm not going to give up But I am reasonably sure now that I have a disconnect between my time in the kitchen and my family They are not digging the fair that I'm putting out.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do they not appreciate what you do?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think they, uh, it's not that they don't approach it to rob good.
[SPEAKER_04]: They don't stop it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know now hold on.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to, I'm going to honor that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to honor that.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just, I'm not making food.
[SPEAKER_04]: That is, uh, so good that they can't stay away from it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's because I think I am a very mediocre cook.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just don't think it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, yesterday was a day where you'll, the, the previous evening, I have,
[SPEAKER_04]: made a chicken dish, chicken and rice, and that was poo poo.
[SPEAKER_06]: Who knows about that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, you would think.
[SPEAKER_04]: First of all, I went, I got chicken thighs.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Perfect.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I would get chicken breasts.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would get the breasts there.
[SPEAKER_04]: They they stand up a little bit better and they're they're not chicken thighs are more like in certain Asian dishes and maybe on the grill.
[SPEAKER_04]: Very nice and soft and fried chicken thighs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they're good.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're good fry.
[SPEAKER_06]: They are great fry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I favor it.
[SPEAKER_04]: The thing about it is they didn't like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I had a big bowl of rice separate from the chicken dish.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then I decided that I would make a confection yesterday and try my hand at making rice pudding, which essentially is one of the simplest
[SPEAKER_06]: desserts to make, but I'm sure you know what the hardest thing about making rice pudding is finding a time machine for people to eat rice pudding.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because it's a dessert of the 1920s.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I took a whole milk.
[SPEAKER_04]: I went out to the grocery store.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got nutmeg.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got cinnamon for some reason.
[SPEAKER_04]: All the white sugar has been eaten.
[SPEAKER_04]: I eat it like a out of the bowl.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, we have like brown sugar.
[SPEAKER_04]: We don't have any white sugar So I went out and got the sugar and a whole milk and an egg and put a little butter in there and then took the old rice that I had from the day before and I put it in a pot in a saucepan and I mixed it all up and then I put a ton of raisins and And then I bought it and did you plump the raisins?
[SPEAKER_04]: How do you plump the raisins?
[SPEAKER_06]: You just simmer them in water or actually orange juice would be very good.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, that allows them to rehydrate.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I didn't do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was just the whole of putting it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't call me out.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will assume that if putting them in liquid would plump them as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: You need a longer simmer.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you like the fruit cakes?
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, yeah, love the fruit cakes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Fruit cakes.
[SPEAKER_06]: All the raisins are always plumped.
[SPEAKER_04]: always in your plumped so that's a that's plumped for today's events you've plumped in you still didn't he didn't he wasn't able to figure out how to get his headphones being on that he's got a short course yeah he doesn't I don't have an extent though after it's been the court to put it back don't have that yes
[SPEAKER_06]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know what I like when Mike has a good time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, buddy, Matt, no, cool, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I mean, I don't mean it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't use these.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you know what you never commented on it when I use them in Florida, you never said they should be behind you.
[SPEAKER_04]: because the that's because your picture was too rainy.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I realized that was a bad comment to make it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was great.
[SPEAKER_02]: Good to reference that one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, make it a traditional Monday Thursday meal tonight.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I will.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will not.
[SPEAKER_04]: I am in fact.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not cooking for a while.
[SPEAKER_04]: The rice pudding.
[SPEAKER_06]: How does it up?
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you thicken it by separating eggs and yolks or did you thicken it with cornstarch?
[SPEAKER_04]: How do you fix it?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mixed the, I pre-mixed the egg.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: I brought it to a simmer and then I poured the egg into the whole milk with the rice and the, uh, the raisins and, uh, and I don't know how to put in.
[SPEAKER_04]: I, uh, I didn't put putting in it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't put it.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can.
[SPEAKER_04]: There are recipes that call for vanilla pudding.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, more with common Islam.
[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you agree?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just putting this stuff in that take the authenticity out of it when you use a mix.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I stirred up and it really does thicken with the starch and you know, I mean, but they know you have a sickness for the thickness.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just flushed it down the the drain.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't I had how did you
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't care for any other.
[SPEAKER_06]: I thought it was in a flavor or a texture thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was more, it was both.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a combination of both.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I think my essential flaw as a chef is that I don't have patience.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like to make things fast.
[SPEAKER_04]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's a fatal flaw as a chef.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the next time I first of all, when I try another recipe,
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to make sure it is a fail-safe recipe that it is going to be and then I'm going to follow it to the letter and I'm going to take all the time that's necessary and is lying.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want my family to try something that is fabulous and that they can't resist and they say, make it again like the first time I made I'm a garden's bee bird and you know what that's what I'm going to try.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's your signature dish.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was, your, your judgment was cloudy.
[SPEAKER_06]: You had 12 cents worth of leftover rice.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you said, I'm going to use this and you went out and spent $20 on other ingredients to save 12 cents on rice.
[SPEAKER_04]: You need to set up what I did.
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought that having the abundance, and it was about a two cups of rice I had like, which is the right for the recipe.
[SPEAKER_04]: But Carla said, and I probably agree with her, that it was just crap rice, that I use that boil in a bag of rice.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you can use that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why?
[SPEAKER_06]: Because they've stripped all the starch out of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay, all right, well, never mind.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: And we'll tell her, how was the final taste to you?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you put it in a pinch of salt?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, kosher salt.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's your problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it was in the recipe.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not my problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: Are we kidding?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm using kosher all the time delayed long enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to disconnect from you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm making my way to the shower.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hopefully I will be able to get this done.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Welcome back everybody Mike is not returned.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think we could just convince Mike that we already did our eggs while he was gone?
[SPEAKER_06]: what and what wiped our head off.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think we can do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're about like me that Mike's laptop is still in his office.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, the camera's that he doesn't use his laptop camera does he?
[SPEAKER_02]: But the camera plugs into the laptop.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, maybe it doesn't.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: So he doesn't use the laptop.
[SPEAKER_02]: So that one we can do.
[SPEAKER_06]: But he did oh wait.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think we're in for something here because we did we did see
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm in my shower.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: You look pretty.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, how is your arm going?
[SPEAKER_06]: Ex, premium medium eggs.
[SPEAKER_06]: How is my, how is your shoulder pain and will defect?
[SPEAKER_05]: Not bad.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's getting better.
[SPEAKER_06]: Will defect your eggs smashing?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's getting a little bit better.
[SPEAKER_04]: What happens?
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you hear me?
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: You guys got to keep track of time and everything else Because then kind of okay, we've got 10 for Mike 11 for Rob eight for Josh Okay, so I have the most and that's sad That means I should probably start.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that we can get into a rotation, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: You'll have to write.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here we go
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm opening my We give the other shot.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can we get the other shot?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I'm working on.
[SPEAKER_06]: My cage free brown eggs and don't you love brown eggs?
[SPEAKER_04]: Have a lot of people Mike.
[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, did you want to stay on this shot?
[SPEAKER_02]: Or did you want to go to the white shot?
[SPEAKER_04]: I like this shot.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Blank it up.
[SPEAKER_06]: not a great fit.
[SPEAKER_02]: And who's keeping count?
[SPEAKER_06]: I've got it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've got the count right here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: I hold my hand the first egg.
[SPEAKER_06]: When I hold it next to my head, can you tell the difference between the egg and my head?
[SPEAKER_06]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: Guys, you want to give me a 3, 2, 1,
[SPEAKER_04]: If you're using a blanket, but if you're holding it with one hand, you'll have to pop this out.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to get blank, you're going to get a egg on the cord, and you're going to get egg on your shirt.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you want to wrap it around yourself?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that the way you want to do it?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, suppose I suppose.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, I don't think there's any way to avoid mess.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm just trying to sort of minimize it.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's all.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm ready when you are.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: One, two, three, go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you don't get to see, guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm not going to be a little mess here than I prepared for.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I also did a pretty hard.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, it did.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to go right up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: You and my eye.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, ready?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, see, Ron's thinking of the audio portion.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Anybody that's listening to this and not watching this, I have no, I am your boycott in today.
[SPEAKER_06]: We'll just go over to the YouTube.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's there.
[UNKNOWN]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_05]: Two, one, yeah, you put it on the floor.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, and now it's, I've got a whole egg on the floor now.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, you're excited.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think good time to make pudding.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Lot of speedwack in three.
[SPEAKER_02]: On my, uh, uh, Kelly was in here and she ran out of the room after the first one.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, hey, that might have been a double yoker.
[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, you guys in the comments.
[SPEAKER_02]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can't see the comments.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't see the comments.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will take direction in the comments on the way they want me to break this one.
[SPEAKER_06]: The best comment I see so far, Mike, it says every, it says yesterday, NASA launched a rocket to the moon, meanwhile on the micro marriage show.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm about this.
[SPEAKER_05]: I will do the fist crunch directly.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's hard to do hard to do.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ready?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep, two, two, one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can you see it?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's still three, two, one.
[SPEAKER_05]: it's hard to do.
[SPEAKER_06]: I guess it's a media bag.
[SPEAKER_06]: I told you media bags are tougher, maybe.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's it's it's it's it's just weaker.
[SPEAKER_06]: But Mike, you did good that time.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's slid right off.
[SPEAKER_04]: And now I have what in the yoke, which was really good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Still got some egg bill on the top.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Your hair is really going to be lustrous.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's true for Rob to for me one for Josh.
[SPEAKER_05]: We need another one for that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Josh, can you be able to feel sooner than anybody else?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I cannot wait.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to make sure you let me know what we need to take our first break.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good girl.
[SPEAKER_04]: Your eye hasn't gotten in my eye yet.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's just unpleasant.
[SPEAKER_06]: Just like my wife says.
[SPEAKER_02]: Joshua, are you cleaning as you go?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this one hard boiled?
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you put a hard boiled one in?
[SPEAKER_02]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was really hard.
[SPEAKER_02]: You outwitted it, Josh.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have a bruise from that one.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you're in question.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you don't have anybody in comments telling you how to do it, I suggest you break this one on your right cheek.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right, right here, right cheek.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, ready.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Three, two, one, one.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's giving me black eye.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not hard enough.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_06]: One, two, three.
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: Damn it.
[SPEAKER_06]: There.
[SPEAKER_06]: It did not work on the cheek.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: Guys, these were these eggs were way too cheap.
[SPEAKER_02]: We've got too many of them to do.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, we could do one where we all go at the same time.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_06]: You didn't make it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like a marriage of spectacularly.
[SPEAKER_06]: And see, this is the way we're celebrating the fact that Christ has eternal life.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: By wasting eggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: By wasting eggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're ready.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two, three.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's not way too hard.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, this, I'm with them with the yolk.
[SPEAKER_04]: Rob with his head is turning right now on the front of your forehead, Roba, at the top front of your forehead.
[SPEAKER_05]: Three, two, one, go.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, we're gonna rob this turning.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like, it's just really, yeah, like a minion.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna do this one.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm the president.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you're going to regret that, Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to tell you right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's going to be too hard.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's going to hurt you.
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: What is this my third or fourth?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it should be your fourth.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is your number four.
[SPEAKER_04]: Any suggestions in the comments yet?
[SPEAKER_04]: Or are they just staring?
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, oh.
[SPEAKER_04]: No that says.
[SPEAKER_06]: Put it under your chin and look down.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: That thing's going to come shoot now because he's all slippery in what not I told you This is your egg number four, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: This is my number four.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm halfway there.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just gonna break it on top
[SPEAKER_05]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that how you do it when you cook?
[SPEAKER_06]: That was a horrible egg crack.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to wrap this up when we come back later.
[SPEAKER_04]: Where are we in the total right now, John?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to have some more.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we, we, we, we, we, we can talk.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's very, we want to do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, I've got a bunch of one before we go to break.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll do one.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's been time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And right here, you all do it right here on the floor.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it runs down the face, lift your face a little bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, is it appropriate to just leave the shell on my head like this?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, because I think it's going to bond.
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Robert, you know, no, no, no, I think that's a mark left by the Lutheran.
[SPEAKER_02]: It looks like you're bleeding.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you cut your head?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you're gonna have to wipe that yoke off and see what's killing them.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's blood.
[SPEAKER_02]: Healthy is a horse.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's blood.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're bleeding in front of us.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, there's none blood.
[SPEAKER_06]: Look.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So let's take a break.
[SPEAKER_04]: We will come back and wrap this up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have not brought a towel with me in the shower and so they're for I have a level up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike I have an update I thought I was doing a pretty good job about keeping the mess centralized and tidy and during that break I looked over my left shoulder I have egg yolk on my carpet about eight feet away from me so it is these are projectile eggs but to be sure what egg are you on Rob as if it gets to dry I have done five
[SPEAKER_04]: But any creative way you want to keep checking the comments that's your job.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'm going to try I'm going to try like what Josh did but try to do it more appropriately.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: The cracking of the egg.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Lovely.
[SPEAKER_06]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that your plan right on my desk?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's going to be just why between my fingers to do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Much was making a fist listening.
[SPEAKER_05]: Isn't it what is the what is the what is this?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, it's a smaller egg, so it's a thicker shell.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what Josh, I think that's a good look for your hair.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'm sure my this angle hold my hair up It looks like you're turning right Yep, I'll be washing my windscreen today.
[SPEAKER_06]: I turned you
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I heard that one land elsewhere.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, what a waste of food.
[SPEAKER_02]: I, I spent the break cleaning a got of some of these bobberheads.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Eggheads.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my goodness.
[SPEAKER_06]: Good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, you said it's not as bad as you thought.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you want to stay by that?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's pretty bad.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's worse than I expected.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, yeah, four, five, six, six.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, hold on.
[SPEAKER_06]: My fingers.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're at six.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, he just did his seven.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was my seven thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, then you've got three more.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you want to just blow him out, Mike?
[SPEAKER_02]: How many have you done?
[SPEAKER_02]: I've done seven.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've done over each other.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on now.
[SPEAKER_02]: You each have done seven.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've done six.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go ahead, Rob.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, here we are.
[SPEAKER_06]: You said bridge of the nose didn't hurt?
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was right in the mouth.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right in the mouth.
[SPEAKER_06]: Bill.
[SPEAKER_06]: It really looks like you do have Allen.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was going to say how about I knocked out seven and eight both at the same time.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would have liked to have seen that done with two hands.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm so proud.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I needed one clean hands.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is all the same for your hands.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is this one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_05]: Two, four, six, eight.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Perhaps you like to go ahead.
[SPEAKER_05]: Number nine.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can I do two?
[SPEAKER_06]: And I would like to show how I wish Josh had done.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, you wanted to.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, there you go.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: One, two.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna do the left one.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was counting to two.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think as we're running late.
[SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's blood on me.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I think it's just a bruise that's in shiny.
[SPEAKER_06]: From my look, it's, I think it's a hunk of shell, actually.
[SPEAKER_05]: That looks like you've lived right now.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, there's no blood there.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't hurt yourself, Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're such a slave for your comedy.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're done, correct?
[SPEAKER_02]: I am done, yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we pulled it our hands.
[SPEAKER_06]: Josh is done.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't have a day.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't have a day.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't have a day.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't have a day.
[SPEAKER_06]: like so up in the air and land on your head.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's tough.
[SPEAKER_06]: That is tough.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't see also with how they're going to crash.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm holding my fingers up so that I don't want to just refuse to do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, let's try to do this.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, here we go.
[SPEAKER_05]: What did you say, Rob?
[SPEAKER_06]: Try dropping it on your head.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can aim better that way.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's really great in front of myself.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm getting rid of all these eggs.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: I hear it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yay!
[SPEAKER_06]: Perfect.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, Josh, I have two more to do, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, more.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to end here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ready, one, two, three, go.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a music.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ah, hold on Mike, I'm a little sticky.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hope you enjoyed the rest of the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: This statement wasn't exactly stellar, but put it in the time capsule.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, not that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_05]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to remind everyone that we're doing what I hate because the book is the name of the book.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you want us for that?
[SPEAKER_05]: And have a fabulous Easter for those food.
[SPEAKER_05]: and we will be back with more content today.
[SPEAKER_05]: 4 p.m. Eastern time, please join us that will have a a little reflection on the stupid bit that I came up with.
[SPEAKER_05]: Remember to do it again.
[SPEAKER_05]: It will not be a tradition.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got you hooked on that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, but I've got a key in my pants.
[SPEAKER_04]: His hat always wins, doesn't it?
[SPEAKER_04]: His hat always wins.
[SPEAKER_06]: His hat always wins.
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't be jealous.
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't be a hater.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm in mourning.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm very good.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll see you next time for Josh Rook, your Rob Spuac, Michael Maris, and so on, everybody.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, Rob, you're prod.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This is just one line of time, and I would play some effects for my computer, but I don't want to get yo-comic keys.