[SPEAKER_01]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley, and you are listening to Psycho Babel, an unfiltered half-hour of gossip sessions, pop culture scrutiny, and stories we've never told in videos.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not just Crazy Talk, it's Psycho Babel.
[SPEAKER_01]: This week we discuss Justin Bieber's gay guy music video hour at Coachella, Magga versus the Pope, and the man who got fired for teleporting to the Waffle House.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was gonna speak, while here I am speaking.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought you said you had a little disclaimer for the top of this episode.
[SPEAKER_00]: Disclaimer, Disclaimer, Disclaimer, Disclaimer, everybody.
[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of the media.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I have scaffolding being put up on my building.
[SPEAKER_01]: You familiar with scaffolding?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you live in the big Apple.
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course, you're familiar.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, everything everywhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I play Pocaopia, where there's also scaffolding.
[SPEAKER_01]: When they in Pocopia say that scaffolding is considered a road, that's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a rude item.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had no idea.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, stick with me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll teach you a thing or two.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you're alert is that they're putting up scale, they're maybe a bang or a bang.
[SPEAKER_01]: A crash, a lightning flash.
[SPEAKER_01]: And well, that's another story.
[SPEAKER_01]: Never mind, did they weigh?
[SPEAKER_01]: You know that one?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it from the Rascal Flats version of Life is a Highway?
[SPEAKER_01]: Close, uh, song time into the woods, the musical, um, close, sir, plus.
[SPEAKER_01]: Cerber Ellis was in that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I correct.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I just heard the bang.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you hear the bang?
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: Jessie J.
[SPEAKER_03]: B.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, bang bang into the womb.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just heard the bang.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you hear the bang talk about talk about a lot of by version bang bang into the womb.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: I listened to a couple episodes of our podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was on a road trip this week.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had to go drive to San Diego and you sent me a video.
[SPEAKER_01]: We are funny.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll be laughing.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, and the whole time I'm like, I hear some of that you say it, I'm like, oh, I know what I would say.
[SPEAKER_01]: I say it, it's almost like I'm in the podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: If people say that listening to a podcast is like, you're a friendship cook.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you're sitting in the cook chair and listening to people's friendship, but you can't participate.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's interesting to be in the chair and in the mic.
[SPEAKER_01]: I kind of like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fans, have you ever been in a friendship cook?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yes, and I sent Cory a picture of something I saw.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't remember what it said, but it reminded me of think about a talk about what it's I do have something to say about that text.
[SPEAKER_03]: You sent me like first of all, I can't believe people just still have their phone set to like let it send a live photo.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: That is crazy to me in my life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Who cares?
[SPEAKER_03]: That is crazy boots.
[SPEAKER_03]: The house down in 2026.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the first chance I got.
[SPEAKER_03]: I turned that off.
[SPEAKER_03]: Didn't you see that?
[SPEAKER_03]: I should do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wasn't there some clip of some girl who got engaged?
[SPEAKER_03]: She texted to her friends and it was a live photo.
[SPEAKER_03]: You hold it down.
[SPEAKER_03]: Her fiance's dick was in the picture.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, where are they now?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I would like, I would like to see that image again, actually.
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw that live photo.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought, well, I'll be turning off my live photos and perpetuity.
[SPEAKER_01]: What, did you not like the life photo that you received from me?
[SPEAKER_03]: I loved it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know because you followed up immediately with, with calling out that it was a life photo and that I could hear sound in the background.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I didn't know if you were sending me a picture for the picture or a picture for the sound.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was a picture for the picture because it says, the picture was a building that it says, got it all, get it all?
[SPEAKER_01]: And it reminded me of, think about it, talk about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would go shopping at God and I'll get it all.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, hold that, let me pull over.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I took a picture of the God and I'll get it all.
[SPEAKER_01]: And if you hold down the live photo, you can hear in the background, Cory talking on the podcast, because I was listening to the pod.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you're welcome.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got it all and I get it all.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hell yeah, brother.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I would pay had a song about God at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: Get it all.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want a crawl.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: I, I before we hit record on this, I was about to tell you that I thought of you this morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know why?
[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I picked up some of the Trader Joe's hash browns a delicacy in the Oakley household in the freezer section.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: You calling it the Oakley household gave me the hit.
[SPEAKER_01]: I need to change my last name This is not the Oakley household.
[SPEAKER_01]: Please Oakley's my father No comment so like we need a new last name for the Oakley household.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's oh Okay, well you can do it you can make it you can get you can get a sign above the door
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, let me get back to you on that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so anyway, yes, you got your your trader Joe's hash browns.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I got the stack.
[SPEAKER_03]: I came home immediately.
[SPEAKER_03]: I popped two in the air fryer while I made some over easy eggs.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then I took the eggs.
[SPEAKER_03]: I put them right over top of the hash brown.
[SPEAKER_03]: was a little disappointing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I accidentally broke one of the eggs when flipping, which I will say it happens very rarely.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm very good at it with the eggs in the morning, but it happened to me today.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's been a rough morning.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's only up from here.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's high side up from here.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like that drip-y drip-y good good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of drip-y drip-y good good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can go somewhere with that, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go for it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You think we were, I was going to take us to a awful house, but you take us somewhere else.
[SPEAKER_01]: Where?
[SPEAKER_03]: That drippy drippy good good.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: So last week.
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember, we brought up the, we were, we were closing some of the loose ends for our stories that we had addressed on the pod and and we had, we had come full circle with the Reese's peanut butter cups going back to the OG recipe while I have another full circle from something we discussed on the pod back in 2022.
[SPEAKER_01]: The side note, I have something about the Reese's.
[SPEAKER_01]: My mom sent me, okay, so you know those Reese's, you can put a Reese's cup on a cookie and let it cool and it will be like a Reese's, you can press it down, you know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_01]: You can press a Reese's.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you the microphone?
[SPEAKER_03]: You're waving it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so a cookie, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: My mom sent me like a package of sweets.
[SPEAKER_01]: Cookies with Reese's cups pressed out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, oh, into the cookie, got a guy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, she was like, I sent you a lot so you can put some in the freezer and I did and then I got right out.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got them out and I'm impatient.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: You bit one in crack to tooth.
[SPEAKER_01]: Listeners, let's just say, let's just say, I don't know what fractured my tooth.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: But now that I've been thinking about it, I'm like, what hard thing have been eating recently?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because like, the fact that I knew that that's what was going to happen to you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Listeners, let's not be so sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not be saying that.
[SPEAKER_01]: you got to wait before you dig in.
[SPEAKER_01]: The frozen a Reese's, maybe it's the plastic in the Reese's of the recipe that froze.
[SPEAKER_01]: The frozen microplastics.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think this is the lawsuit against your mother that you've been waiting for.
[SPEAKER_03]: Take her to court.
[UNKNOWN]: Well,
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm not sure if it fractured my, if that was what fractured my tooth, but I had an issue with one of my teeth.
[SPEAKER_01]: Girl, if you pulled my string, that's what my doll would say.
[SPEAKER_01]: But a while back, I had to get a root canal, and they were like, yeah, you have an infection and the infection.
[SPEAKER_01]: How many, in between, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
[SPEAKER_03]: How many teeth does the average human have?
[SPEAKER_03]: How did you get?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to Google it.
[SPEAKER_03]: How many?
[SPEAKER_01]: So they were like, they were like, yeah, you got an infection and it's kind of right between two teeth.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I feel like if that hurts right here and it hurts right here, if we do a root canal on that one, you're eventually going to come back because the it seems like it's and he's like, you got real shallow nerves and so like you feel things immediately like blah blah blah blah blah.
[SPEAKER_01]: How many do you think we have?
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, 28.
[SPEAKER_03]: Close.
[SPEAKER_01]: 32.
[SPEAKER_03]: That seems like a lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would have never thought we have 16 on the top and 16 on the bottom.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would have guessed 20, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: 20, max and the in the full mouth.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, yeah, set on the top 10 on the bottom.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, so I had to go in and that they did something.
[SPEAKER_01]: They started the the root canal.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have to go back in next week for the other half.
[SPEAKER_01]: Damn, that's what your mouth feel like.
[SPEAKER_01]: sensitive.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have to chew on the left side of my mouth and it's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like this morning I had a piece of bread and I was like, okay, I have to really make sure all the chewings happening over here.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had to stop in the middle.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, whoa, I'm worn out.
[SPEAKER_01]: My tongue was doing a lot of work pushing things to the left.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, damn, I wonder if I, I'm chewing on the right all the time or if I'm just doubling up the work that my left side would normally have.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't, it must be, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think we should all be evening out our chewing habits and I have one less tooth on my left side because you know that tooth head to go back.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why don't you why don't you get a flipper a fall
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just, I should just put a pebble in the back.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, let's work.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh boy, you got a rock.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, um, I kind of like it, actually.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like to put, I like to touch back where the tooth is busy with my tongue.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, damn, I got a little pocket back there.
[SPEAKER_01]: I could just hang out with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You could be like one of our forefathers and get wooden teeth.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what, you don't want to know what our forefathers were actually doing with their teeth.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's, it's, it's not good.
[SPEAKER_01]: They, all right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, do you want to move back to the drink, okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to go back to the drink, be drink, be good, good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I do, actually.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, as I was saying, we're coming full circle from a story we reported on first in 2022.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you recall the anal beads that rocked the chess world?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, well, were they beads or was it just a anal vibrator, some it was a anal something and something up there, okay, okay, and it was used to communicate what moves so what is okay, so two means use your brook
[SPEAKER_01]: for the Ron money.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: It means attack.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, actually it's not even full circle.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was just going to say apparently they made a Netflix stocky better read about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the watch.
[SPEAKER_03]: A sexy didn't say.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, the guy who was accused of cheating, I was looking before we started recording to try to find it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He sued the other guy who accused him of cheating for like $100 million.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they said they settled out of court, but I couldn't find how much he actually got.
[SPEAKER_03]: But they said there was no proof that he cheated in the match that he won where he was accused of cheating, but they said he was very big into cheating when playing chess online.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: I am so weirded out by people who cheat in games.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, is it that serious?
[SPEAKER_01]: They got a win.
[SPEAKER_03]: They got a win.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's, well, I guess I can understand, no, I can't understand.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I can, I can fathom why somebody would would in like, it wouldn't at all on the line.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's competitive or something, well, it's still not in my world.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm saying like, in a living room with friends, have you ever been playing a game with somebody and you've noticed they cheated?
[SPEAKER_01]: It completely changes everything.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, what do you mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean you took $100 from the bank?
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean you didn't pay your... You're... What in your brick for a road?
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean you... You say you already paid your brick or... Oh, you... What do you mean you're lying that you forgot you took a road?
[SPEAKER_01]: Or whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what...
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just like...
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not that deep.
[SPEAKER_01]: But some people got off and I often win.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I don't have to cheat.
[SPEAKER_01]: So like it's kind of like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I usually say.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, did well, you can watch the Netflix stock if you want to see what happened.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll tune in.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll let you know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll give you an update.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll watch it and I'll let you know because you're not going to watch it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not big into viewing, but I'll open my eyes.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've been watching hacks which I know you aren't watching, but no, it's on my list and I really do want to watch it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, apparently here in the final season, I don't know if it's an episode or what, but they did an amazing race hacks crossover.
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw a screenshot of that and I was like, oh, wait, hold on a second.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, where's she's like racing on the show with her daughter?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't wait.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you haven't got it.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: I watched the premiere and then they were like still to come this season blah, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they showed it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the funny thing is that first I saw a clip of it and I was like, that looked like the amazing race.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then as it went on, I saw multiple multiple clips that I could tell were like, amazing race, ask.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, well, full circle.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, uh, you let me know how it is.
[SPEAKER_01]: You let me know if they win.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna let you let me go.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, hey, hey, hey, hey, another another big anniversary coming up this year.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know what, you know what it's the 10 year anniversary of?
[SPEAKER_01]: 10 years ago in April slash May.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it does this summer this summer this summer will be the 10 year.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think July.
[SPEAKER_01]: July 2016.
[SPEAKER_01]: What was her going on?
[SPEAKER_03]: Joanne?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's the 10 year anniversary of Pokemon Go.
[SPEAKER_03]: And guess what?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, my my Pokemon Go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Aversaries, I think the eighth or something.
[SPEAKER_03]: you know how sometimes you log in and they're all here's what's happened in this week did you get the pop up last week I'll read it to you about what what what how read it to trainers love us in the air and it's about to get legendary to celebrate Pokemon Ghost 10 year anniversary we're bringing back the Pokemon Go proposal experience
[SPEAKER_03]: What they want people to propose and get engaged at Pokemon Go Fest this summer.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure, sure we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Will you be Pokemon going to the proposal experience?
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, no, but you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: I would love.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love love.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love the idea of, um, you know, when people are like, uh, uh, Pokemon party altar, faking that they're about to propose to somebody in a situation that they, that they wouldn't want to be proposed at like,
[SPEAKER_01]: In a space or time where it's like, no, I would never want somebody that proposed to me in this manner.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, it may be at a Coachella set or at the white party.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it starts to get down on your knee a little bit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Or both knees, who cares?
[SPEAKER_01]: And kind of give the...
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know, you may be wondering why this has been so special leading up to this, I wanted to bring you back to where it, I hope you get trying to say it loud around people so that people around you are kind of hearing it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Clamping.
[SPEAKER_01]: Clamping.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, nobody's clapping yet.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe you can bring a friend into clap.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_01]: Please, please, clap.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't think I want to be proposed to a Pokemon Go Fest.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I would love to be, actually.
[SPEAKER_03]: But, uh, this has to be, I mean, they continue.
[SPEAKER_03]: Whether your story began during a raid battle, while exploring a route, or through shared adventure.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is your chance to turn that connection into one unforgettable prom puzzle.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's for prom.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was just using that word.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I see.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought whatever you're about to tell me was going to be something worthwhile.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like they're bringing back armor to mute to or something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or if you're if you've been dreaming for a one of a kind way to celebrate your relationship.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's your opportunity.
[SPEAKER_03]: Check out our blog next.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you won't be leveling up your love story in Chicago or Copenhagen.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, damn, I will not be there.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, damn.
[SPEAKER_01]: But 10 years of Pokemon Go is crazy because bitch I've been on it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's been open, let's say.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I have a, I have a serious question.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, for you, the emoji master who always loves to talk when there's new emoji dropping.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have the update on my phone and I keep getting the little box with the question marking it from people.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, oh, damn, I really need to update.
[SPEAKER_01]: What, what are they sending me?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, but I have a serious question.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can we get the other ear emoji?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so tired.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so tired of just that one ear.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like to put ears on things.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I want to get you to read it.
[SPEAKER_01]: While we're at it, what about the fart emoji going the other direction?
[SPEAKER_01]: The wind, the pool, give me the other way, because sometimes I got an emoji that is facing that way and it needs to poof that way.
[SPEAKER_01]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: Tell me how you're using the poof emoji.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I use it in two different ways.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like room room, like ffff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gotta go.
[SPEAKER_03]: I use it behind the running emoji when somebody compliments me on how fast
[SPEAKER_03]: OK, but wouldn't you want to run the other way sometimes?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think the poof emoji lines up with the way the people are running.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I think we're all square there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've used it behind the car for what I'm speeding.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but the car does the car face which way?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you can use it that that way.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, OK, sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Am I, am I Mandela affecting myself?
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe this the water droplets, you know, that kind of go in one direction.
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe those sometimes need to go the other direction.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this splash the splash needs to yes, yes, I hear I am.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just I just.
[SPEAKER_03]: really would like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: The new Holly Humberstone album came out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was so excited.
[SPEAKER_03]: I commented on her post ear emoji disco ball emoji ear emoji.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's gotten some likes and I just keep thinking damn.
[SPEAKER_03]: Imagine if that had looked like two years going the right way.
[SPEAKER_03]: It would have gotten double the likes.
[SPEAKER_01]: And to disco balls and then a nose in the middle.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you can't really
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, and, you know what they say, no taxation without representation.
[SPEAKER_01]: And, see, see mama, see mama, see mama, see, see, the tea, the tea, the tea, what is it?
[SPEAKER_01]: The tea, the boss and tea, yes, yeah, yeah, um, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, we need to talk, I'm ready.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think we've been talking, yes, I know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, no, there's a man who's, um, who's claiming he keeps teleporting to a waffle house.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, teleporting.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, a FEMA official.
[SPEAKER_01]: What does FEMA?
[SPEAKER_01]: Let me Google that FEMA.
[SPEAKER_03]: FEMA, FEMA, it's emergency response, something federal emergency, emergency management agency.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: FEMA, FEMA official claims that he teleported to a wall full house.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, sounds like a drag name, a FEMA official, a FEMA official.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's yes, yes, right.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's on a FEMA official, um, yet claims that he's been teleporting to a waffle house, and he's now been sideline from operations in order to stop posting about teleporting.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so I heard you think of supporting not not fired for teleporting fired for posting about it You know many such cases of getting in trouble for doing your job, but posting about your job You know you you can do what you need to do just don't post about it think about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't post about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, so
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope I never get fired from a job for posting about teleporting to a waffle house because now I know it can happen to you Is it happen to him?
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it one specific waffle house or is it multiple in the greater?
[SPEAKER_03]: The Grimmel in the Columbus area.
[SPEAKER_01]: I Don't know and I don't know if it's a repeat teleportation.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who is this female official?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Googling it now, Trump asks what he heard about this Trump said was he kidding?
[SPEAKER_01]: Sounds a little strange.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's Trump's official response to it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, Greg Phillips, he's apparently a far-right conspiracy theorist who leads FEMA's office of response and recovery.
[SPEAKER_01]: Previously claimed to have teleported multiple times, including once to a waffle house 50 miles away.
[SPEAKER_01]: Trump says, it just sounds a little strange, but I know nothing about teleporting or him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Which is a fair thing to say if you know nothing about teleporting or him.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, if you could, if you could teleport somewhere, why would you go to a waffle house?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't agree.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't agree.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've ever been.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it would be your house better than Denny's.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's waffle house better than I hop.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's waffle house better than Swingers.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's my house better than Norms.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to think.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's gotta be better than Denny's, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: No offense.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm looking at a picture of a waffle house and it looks pretty po-dunk.
[SPEAKER_01]: If, I mean, maybe you can't choose where you teleport.
[SPEAKER_01]: And drag pink.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess if I could teleport, I wouldn't teleport 50 miles away to a waffle house.
[SPEAKER_01]: How did that get to me, Uber?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, that would be so annoying.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I have to lift, did he have his phone on him?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't say what he was in his pockets.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm looking, I'm looking and I, I don't know what I think.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, so, um, if you are, if you're out there, teleporting just be wary of where you're going.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you see Trump versus the Pope?
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw Trump versus the Pope.
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw Trump with Dordash Granny.
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw Trump as Jesus.
[SPEAKER_03]: God.
[SPEAKER_01]: So the dog has granny.
[SPEAKER_01]: So she's advocating for no tax on tips, which is like a policy that they're like trying to pass or something.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you saw she's been they've hired her before, right?
[SPEAKER_01]: She's an insider and she's a plant.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's she's been around doing multiple types of things with the government.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, I mean,
[SPEAKER_01]: As soon as Trump's ear was magically recovered, it was kind of like, well, everything's a stunt.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everything is a stunt.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's been stuntin' on those bitches for years.
[SPEAKER_01]: I kind of hate how everyone had went into a fuss about him posting a picture of him, A.I.D.
[SPEAKER_01]: as Jesus, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Because that's the line for you done, bitches.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm the line.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so torn.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so torn because I won't part I agree with you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, oh, wow, you're mad about the image, but not the pedophilia But the other part of me's like a should be celebrating that they like are it's finally seeing a little bit of the light
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I listened to a new story about it in some religion, politics, expert, whatever, like, was on and he was talking on an MPR about like, well, he deleted the post and so I accept that and so I'm ready to move forward.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, girl, why are you like, just so easily ready to forgive?
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, not that I even think that that's hurt.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's mad at all.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's so stupid, and you know what, he then said Trump said that he was actually a doctor.
[SPEAKER_01]: He wasn't Jesus.
[SPEAKER_01]: He was a doctor.
[SPEAKER_01]: But then...
[SPEAKER_01]: He pulled on an official from the Trump administration, Caroline, leave it, love it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that, I don't know how I say you're less.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: Said President Trump's truth, social post depicting him as Jesus was a doctor to image.
[SPEAKER_01]: So people are now speculating, oh, did Trump get that talking point?
[SPEAKER_01]: and not realize doctor to image is different than an image of him as a doctor because he said fucking dumb idiot.
[SPEAKER_01]: The same way he continues to say, um, try to talk about asylum seekers, but he thinks we're talking about insane asylum and so every time they talk about asylum seeking
[SPEAKER_01]: people, which is very different.
[SPEAKER_01]: Obviously, he thinks that they're talking about insane asylum and allowing insane asylum.
[SPEAKER_01]: We are dealing with the dumbest.
[SPEAKER_01]: The dumbest.
[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't it crazy when we thought we wouldn't get a president drummer than Bush and then here we are?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's what we deserve.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's not what I deserve.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's what we collectively deserve.
[SPEAKER_01]: It brings me no joy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are we going to get a third one?
[SPEAKER_01]: I had can it go lower?
[SPEAKER_01]: Honey.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like the TMZ.
[SPEAKER_01]: TMZ has found a new weight to be relevant and that is chasing down and hounding down Congress and finding their scandals and reporting on their scandals.
[SPEAKER_01]: Because, you know what?
[SPEAKER_01]: I think that there are so many,
[SPEAKER_01]: people within Washington DC who are in cohorts and protecting politicians and in exchange for access to whatever and now that TMZ has kind of filled a hole in reporting on the the misdeeds of Congress.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, okay, yes, if they want to be, you know,
[SPEAKER_01]: Celebrity so bad if they want their brand deal so bad if they want to make all the money so bad and bowl blind instead of doing what they need to do as Elected officials then let them get the TMZ treatment.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, let them be let them be hounded while they're on What's it called where they sat down the government?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, honey, yes
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I feel like we're going to we are going to get a lot of resignations as soon as they start feeling like, oh, my ship might get leaked.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love to see it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Keep it coming.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you watch anything from Coachella?
[SPEAKER_01]: I do watch the live stream.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_03]: What did I see?
[SPEAKER_03]: People were mad at Sabrina Carpenter because she made a culturally insensitive statement or about someone's culture.
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw Justin Bieber hosting a video afters for the gaze.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I saw a lot of discourse about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, the Sabrina Carpenter thing, it was definitely a gaff and she didn't come across the did read well.
[SPEAKER_01]: And there were a couple moments during her performance where I kind of thought, um,
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know what, I don't care.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like to watch Weekend 1 on the live stream.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like to have the live stream on throughout the weekend during Weekend 1.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then if I go Weekend 2, it's kind of like, okay, well, I know if I want to be on the crowd for something or if I don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Justin Bieber thing, so he performed a lot of new songs, but when it came to his old songs he sat down on a laptop and had it shown on the big screen.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I saw a lot of dialogue about what whether or not it was good or bad.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it definitely was it felt.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you can't not compare it to something like the Beyonce.
[SPEAKER_01]: Coachella set or the other headliners who like have musicians like I watched Carol G's and she had I don't know 50 dancers and and 50 live musicians on stage and it was it was beautiful and choreographed and had set design and you know During the moments when Justin Bieber was singing some of the newer stuff there was a beautiful set design but it was definitely
[SPEAKER_01]: It acting like the budget was nothing when he was apparently paid the most of any Coachella headliner ever.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so it felt a little like, okay, well, it's a money.
[SPEAKER_01]: It felt like a money grab and he got his money and he didn't really invest any of the money into the production that he was trying to give.
[SPEAKER_01]: The gay guy music video hour that he hosted, he kept just pulling up music videos of his in playing 30 seconds of it and kind of singing along a little.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was a cute little segment.
[SPEAKER_01]: People really ran with it and acted like that was his whole Coachella set.
[SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was a part of it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was a cute segment though because he was interacting with the chat and it was like for the live stream and he was getting requests from the chat and pulling them up on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_01]: It felt like a communal experience and I saw somebody's somebody's, what does it call where you analyze it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Somebody's analysis of it was like, um,
[SPEAKER_01]: small screen bad, big screen good.
[SPEAKER_01]: And Justin Bieber, using his moment to talk about, you know, the virality of a pop star and how he came to be and reminiscing it in community as opposed to isolated on your own phone solo.
[SPEAKER_01]: gay guy music video hour is actually a good thing because you come together to experience something in the same way you do and a movie theater as opposed to watching a movie on your phone.
[SPEAKER_01]: If that makes sense.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, with that said, I'm like does that deserve a $10 million paycheck or whatever he got?
[SPEAKER_01]: I kind of was a little like um okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: He didn't even give us the fall beauty in the beat.
[SPEAKER_00]: He didn't give us, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was fine.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: Will I be in the crowd weekend too?
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely not.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do I need to be sardined to go watch of somebody pull up music videos?
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's for him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Doesn't sound like where I would want to be either.
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no, no, all right, well, but I did, I did like him, um, like duetting with his viral, his first viral video.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was kind of cute that that moment where it was like his little, when he was a, I don't know how old he was like a single digit age on the screen, doing a cover in his living room and then like headlining Coachella, it was like kind of a beautiful moment.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, but if Britney Spears was up there, and that's what she did, you know how she would get torn apart.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, 1000.
[SPEAKER_01]: This rated any woman, any woman, that's what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the the the expectations of men versus women as headliners is, you know, I mean, I feel like this has discussed every year and nothing changes.
[SPEAKER_01]: So what do you want me to do?
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anything else on your little list for the day?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, just, just, um, I never thought I'd see the day where I stand in solidarity with the Pope.
[SPEAKER_01]: The Pope is really, um, he's, he's, he's not popping around.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's not popping around.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's posting on Twitter, like a socialist, like a radical speaking out against capitalism, speaking out against imperialism, um, and JD Vance is being all, he needs to stay out of politics.
[SPEAKER_01]: ex-communicate sim.
[SPEAKER_01]: I hope this is a Catholic and I I feel like why why does the Pope not be like um You're out.
[SPEAKER_01]: We have enough
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're moved from the church.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I think he should.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm ready for the day.
[SPEAKER_02]: Put it on your vision board.
[SPEAKER_01]: J.D.
[SPEAKER_01]: Vance has a lot of nerve being all challenging in questioning the Pope's authority on the teachings of the Bible.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I am the last person to defend the teachings of the Bible.
[SPEAKER_01]: But like, J.D.
[SPEAKER_01]: Vance has a lot of nerve.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's as crazy how he has sold his entire soul to Trump and insane.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, do you have anything else?
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where can people find you?
[SPEAKER_03]: You can find me Pokemon going to the proposals.
[SPEAKER_03]: Proposals.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can find me teleporting to a Waffle House near you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, didn't Lana Del Rey work at a Waffle House?
[SPEAKER_03]: Who among us hasn't?
[SPEAKER_01]: I haven't, but there's still time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bye.
[UNKNOWN]: Bye.