[SPEAKER_03]: All right, welcome to our show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Michael Merra, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can listen to the Michael Merra show at Michael MerraShow.com.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, what a happy year.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_01]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the Michael Merra Show with Michael Merra and Rob Spuac.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, here's my happy rub.
[SPEAKER_05]: I thought you were going to be somewhere else.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I shouldn't know we were gonna do the bit of the beginning We're having what you run out there.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, let me go and I it's just next door.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll be right back It has to be next door so the only way you'd go.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll see you guys in close All right get over there.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got to talk to Josh for a second
[SPEAKER_05]: Somebody can come to the director here, so let me let me let me share this.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is Wednesday, April 15th, 2026.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll have a lot to say a little later on the program, but the good news.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, this is when I just want to start over, you know, he comes to me and says, we're going to do a thing where I'm at the post office and then there's his big head.
[SPEAKER_05]: and I said you want to do it at the beginning of the show he said yes and then and then I'm thinking the whole time you're playing the pirate music by the way I'm much more fun of the front part of the pirate stuff then when I'm in the car because the only thing I don't like is when I'm steering the ship like this with my hands going left and right spastically that's uh that's uh what kills me that's how you drive those old ships
[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on a second.
[SPEAKER_05]: Rob said the Rob texted me and says here I will be communicating via myself and I will let you know when I get into the driveway of the post.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well let's, he's on the Rob call now and if you call now then I'll pick up while you're in your car, your brand new used Volkswagen and we'll see what we can do.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I'll wait for him to call.
[SPEAKER_05]: But anyway, happy attack stay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that the City Connect happy in the wearing right there?
[SPEAKER_05]: This is the City Connect.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nobody likes swag, like you likes swag.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_05]: You support your team.
[SPEAKER_05]: I like you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, hold on.
[SPEAKER_05]: I see the, you got a phone right in your tone.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do we have any kind of graphic to go over Rob's Square?
[SPEAKER_05]: Just, you know, since we've this was sprung on me without in a lot of thought, I figured, oh, he's there already.
[SPEAKER_05]: Isn't that amazing?
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, did you hear me?
[SPEAKER_05]: Rob, I thought you were going to be on the phone.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, I've got a Marty unit here at the post office in Maryfield.
[SPEAKER_05]: I thought it was going to be the phone.
[SPEAKER_05]: That would make it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't you have a button on your thing?
[SPEAKER_06]: I do.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought you had that custom racer.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I thought it was going to be on the phone.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I thought it was going to make.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's that's the whole concept of, you know, the Marty unit doesn't work for me anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't?
[SPEAKER_05]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, that's got a little reverb too, which is cool.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, it's a huge post office mic.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's really cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, Rod.
[SPEAKER_05]: How are you?
[SPEAKER_06]: I tell you one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey Rob, can I ask a question?
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: So when you come to me at the beginning of the show and said, I've got an idea for a bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And obviously, you know, I was saying, if I'm more often than not, I'm going to say, yeah, good idea.
[SPEAKER_05]: Always do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you think maybe that might have been a good idea to be ready to do it?
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike actually I was ready.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just kind of assumed that it would be done like mostly for the audio part.
[SPEAKER_06]: And having my face up there would be okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I guess that's on me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you understand what he just said Josh?
[SPEAKER_05]: I believe that was a non-denial denial.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was, he was saying he thought we were playing for the theater of radio and he was probably about the video.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ah, there it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, he wanted to go watch it on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just close your eyes for a little bit.
[SPEAKER_06]: And let's start driving.
[SPEAKER_06]: Keep the milk.
[SPEAKER_06]: so uh... how are things down at the uh... post office uh... entering the list people used uh... use the post office to do it snail mail right i think it's a big year for snail mail and it is packed here and that's why i decided to come down and this is something we haven't done in a while like this is the uh... the michael mary show tax relief kits
[SPEAKER_06]: It's these are little things that will help you get through taxis and now understand what we have.
[SPEAKER_05]: Robert, we just want to take a pause here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Josh, was that that had to be done prior to airtime, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, that's that's the beauty of AI is I just like to make it clear.
[SPEAKER_05]: We literally didn't in seconds.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's on the phone now.
[SPEAKER_05]: What is in the tax relief kits that you're handing out of the post office?
[SPEAKER_06]: The tax relief kit, each one of them comes in a classic can-the-seed bag that we got from a, from tractor supply.
[SPEAKER_06]: So they're all collectible.
[SPEAKER_06]: But the thing you need to know is not caring.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're having, let me ask your question here.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think are you saying a seed bag or a feed bag?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, a seed bag, a bag that seeds came in.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I would imagine those are rather large, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: which would mean that inside the bag in order to fill the bag you'd have to have a just a wonderful us and you may be turned down the background noise a little very much everybody can you buy it down please thank you in that seed bad bag
[SPEAKER_05]: I would imagine that there are just with that much space, so a lot of wonderful gifts.
[SPEAKER_06]: There are, and what's wild, Mike, is not every seedbag has every item in it, but they all have some.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, of course, when we get the tax relief kits, you want to throw in a bottle of et cetera, because what about those tax time headaches, am I right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yeah, you're preaching to the choir there, pal.
[SPEAKER_06]: Also, we're giving out a donut, one donut per person,
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't own it, hold on, is the donut in the seed bag?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it is, and we run with cake donuts, because the seed dust doesn't stick to them as if we're used to glazed.
[SPEAKER_06]: You want to keep the donuts pristine if you can.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you're saying that the seed bags weren't cleaned out prior to you.
[SPEAKER_06]: We gave them a donut, so we gave them a shake, I mean.
[SPEAKER_05]: Would there be a danger of pestus?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Pestus sides, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because most scenes, most scenes, like her, coded with a pestus side called Captain.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you mean is not going to work out?
[SPEAKER_05]: And you just just keep the answering my questions.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is briefly possible.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're very, very short on time here.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have to ask this question.
[SPEAKER_05]: What is the flavor of John and I think you're handing out?
[SPEAKER_06]: It is an almond coconut cake donut because that's not a big mover and we were able to get them cheap.
[SPEAKER_06]: almond coconut.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, no glaze.
[SPEAKER_05]: No glaze.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's just the flavor of the better.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a dark donut.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're providing the hot greasy donuts.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: That is, as soon as they cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: They went right out of the fire into the bag.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but they're probably cool by now and of course, when they cool, that's when you really get a sense of the flavor.
[SPEAKER_05]: What else is included in the seed bag?
[SPEAKER_06]: Everyone needs it for tax time and TMO is pencil with an eraser in case you make a mistake, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I would imagine that, you know, I've always found that one to be curious because people that are bringing their tax forms down to the post office have already done the paperwork robes.
[SPEAKER_05]: So what what what possible good could that pencil do?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, how about tax year 2027?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you got to be ready, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: And also for next year Mike, you're going to want to
[SPEAKER_05]: Wouldn't a next year be tax year 2026 since that's what you'll be filing for in 2027.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've read all the writing on the sheet back and I don't know, but you could be right.
[SPEAKER_06]: You could very well be right.
[SPEAKER_05]: What else do you have in the sheet?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm really surprised people aren't approaching me.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you see me as a Maryfield post office, I'm going to shift that and I'm making pancakes.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you can find pancakes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is there plenty of hot coffee for people as well?
[SPEAKER_06]: Right, there are a lot of people for all nighters, and they're going to need that great Charlie's choice, hot coffee, and remember, some of the seed bags will have a coupon for free Cheyoks who massage for me.
[SPEAKER_05]: What do you want to say that again?
[SPEAKER_05]: She wants to what?
[SPEAKER_06]: She wants to massage.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll be offering free she wants to massage as anyone to get the coupon.
[SPEAKER_06]: I might not be in yours.
[SPEAKER_05]: I thought I'd judge, I guess.
[SPEAKER_05]: I thought I heard she wants to massage you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: With that, Rob, I have another question.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: How does the post office with the recent budget cuts seem to be handling the influx of customers?
[SPEAKER_06]: Not well.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's currently no one at the desk.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, you mean to tell me that on tax day at the post office, there's not one window open.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, but they say next window, please, next window, please, and then it's, you can pay your taxes like this is amazing with a debit card.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right there at the post office and that's all you need to do and you'll be setting.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's what's all the noise of people working on.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's mostly other radio stations and TV stations that are also giving stuff away.
[SPEAKER_05]: So if you take away the, and can you maybe move away from the, the whole world?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I think you got to be quiet.
[SPEAKER_05]: Got really loud again.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't know how that happened.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have a question if there are, if the people that we're hearing are primarily from radio and television, how many actual people are dropping off tax forms at the post office right now?
[SPEAKER_06]: You mean like people that would be eligible for one of the TMOs attacks relief kits precisely Okay, how many people do you love the need hold on all right one That's five like I don't see anybody
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you got it.
[SPEAKER_06]: If they do come by, we've got like I'd like to read you some of the more items that are in the tax relief kit because they really make the day great.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like to know what's in the tax relief kit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Some of them have coupons where I'm offering five minutes of cuddling.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I know it's a stressful time of year if you just want to come up and cuddle with me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Also free shoe shines.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ladies only for that though.
[SPEAKER_06]: I only like ladies feet.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, do you have your camera ready?
[UNKNOWN]: I do.
[SPEAKER_06]: Also, like, good news.
[SPEAKER_06]: I brought my Dremel.
[SPEAKER_06]: So we can do pedicure.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's very, very exciting.
[SPEAKER_05]: And of course, all services.
[SPEAKER_06]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got my Dremel.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's the Dremel.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: So Lars, Dremel, are you feeling your own toe?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's my second toe on my right foot.
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow, that feels great that people can use it as well.
[SPEAKER_06]: It feels really good, and you know what?
[SPEAKER_06]: That does, that will just take care of yourself.
[SPEAKER_05]: We don't want any fires.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: We don't want any fires.
[SPEAKER_06]: Remember Mike, also the post office asked me to tell you this, that if you file by noon this year, you get an extra vote in the upcoming election.
[SPEAKER_05]: that's very very exciting and I want to thank all the powers that be that made that happen.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, it sounds like it's quite a busy day at the post office.
[SPEAKER_06]: It really works, Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: A lot of football fans weren't participating coming today.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're being our resident tax expert in the course that does out the tax evaluation.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: What if someone wishes to file an extension?
[SPEAKER_05]: What advice do you have for that?
[SPEAKER_06]: I would say don't do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would say it's easy to change your name.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can get a new passport.
[SPEAKER_06]: We actually have a business card in every tax pack relief kit for sort of a great market guy that'll help you get a passport.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then you don't have to pay taxes at all.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you, and as far as the people that are completely ignoring the tax code and filing nothing not paying any taxes, what do you have to say to those people?
[SPEAKER_06]: We have something for them, actually, because they're largely anti-vaxxers.
[SPEAKER_06]: And what we've got for them is a wide roubell of virus in a very thin test tube.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can take home.
[SPEAKER_06]: We also have, of course, by populism, and the Tiger Woods Phil Organizers, our Timo Waterpicks.
[SPEAKER_06]: We have Washington Commanders, racially insensitive football novelties.
[SPEAKER_06]: And the final item is really great, because as you know, Mike, our corporate partner.
[SPEAKER_06]: Our corporate partner is Mount Vernon.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, Vernon?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, George Washington lived.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you mean the tourist attraction?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Mount Vernon.
[SPEAKER_06]: And so we got in touch with them, and they're very excited about the 250th anniversary of America, this July for it, and they're bringing back a favorite.
[SPEAKER_06]: Every tax kit has the homemade Martha Washington molasses douche.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's exciting, that's uh, that uh, really not uh, not to be used in the heat of the summer.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm pleased doing use it in the post on this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Rob, I've just been told by the producers that uh, because that sounds getting loud once again.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, that we need you to get back, get into your uh, Volkswagen and right your way back to your studio.
[SPEAKER_06]: I look forward to driving because Diesel feels very reasonable.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, rocks be lagged from the Maryfield post office.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks Rob.
[SPEAKER_06]: Out.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was, uh, that was wonderful.
[SPEAKER_05]: Very, very exciting.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, uh, yes, Josh, are you all paid up to do, uh, sending your forms?
[SPEAKER_05]: I know you're, you're married to an accountant.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that has to.
[SPEAKER_04]: I haven't, but I'm gonna put something, but I wish it helped.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm still the one that does the taxes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Really?
[SPEAKER_05]: Really, you know, well, you're you've got a savvy business sense.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't have a savvy sense for that.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm not Rob.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm Mike.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's just wanted to be a Rob to pop that up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, he's going to pop back.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a long drive from the camera only gets back.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, there he is.
[SPEAKER_05]: Rob, that was a wonderful report.
[SPEAKER_05]: And thanks for getting back so quickly.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I hit a couple green lights, which was nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, tax day last night to kind of be, uh, you know, we all know the guy that I use, uh, been with me for multiple years.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wonderful.
[SPEAKER_05]: Go in.
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, as far as taxes go.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was probably the all-time worst moment for me in the world of taxes when I was informed that the bulk of money I am, I am a kept man as it were, I and it were.
[SPEAKER_05]: I am a kept man, and my wife has a very successful telemarketing job, and she does very well with that better than she does with her brick and mortar store better than she does with my social security better than she does with almost anything and a little factoid that she did
[SPEAKER_05]: So much better in 25 than she did in 24.
[SPEAKER_05]: The problem was that in 25 with everything that came in, it was so significant that I have now officially.
[SPEAKER_05]: And this is including when I was a very, very financially stable and successful, short-rocking, flamethrowering district.
[SPEAKER_06]: People would call you a heritage job, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: I wear it at the top of it when it was something.
[SPEAKER_06]: It really would.
[SPEAKER_05]: Even then, I was able to what I call pay as you go when it came to salary and money coming in.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I don't necessarily sweat financial details in my world.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you're a creator, Mike.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I might have if someone had come to me, say,
[SPEAKER_05]: a year ago, and said, listen, this money is going to come into your account.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you think it might be a good idea to, you know, pay the taxes as you go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here's you go.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would have said, of course, because then, of course, you will not be saddled with, let me put it to you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's have a certain portion going to a separate savings account for what that says.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I think you can draw some interest on it, and it also makes financial sense.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to point out this is also the year where the the the the ratty ass import that we had purchased ended up costing more money than we ever would have dreamed.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, look.
[SPEAKER_05]: There are people that have it worse.
[SPEAKER_05]: Whatever your problems are, there are people that have it worse.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, it's not a catastrophic illness.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, I felt sorry for the man who had no shoes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Until I met the man who had no feet.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_06]: I learned that if opposed office.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_05]: So when I was given a number that in the history of me is the highest number I've ever received.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, they're going to give you to cover a couple of the bunker busters.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would like to cover your...
[SPEAKER_05]: bunker buster right now buster hey buster i uh... i will i was just uh... taken aback i will i let me just cut right to the chest uh... chase here and let you know that the uh... the evening ended with a text apology to my account and for my uh... my very emotional reaction to uh... the news uh... directed at both my account and my wife
[SPEAKER_06]: I understand it can be taxing.
[SPEAKER_06]: I understand it can be very upsetting, but keep in mind.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not like tax today is the same day every year.
[SPEAKER_06]: It floats.
[SPEAKER_06]: And so to have it come to you on the 14th.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hello, Rob.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is the same day every year.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, so well, so really shouldn't have come as a surprise.
[SPEAKER_06]: Anyone can.
[SPEAKER_06]: The accounting field.
[SPEAKER_06]: He might even have a special calendar.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: We will.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: We will.
[SPEAKER_06]: Cherry blossoms and.
[SPEAKER_05]: We will.
[SPEAKER_05]: Cherry blossoms and.
[SPEAKER_05]: We will.
[SPEAKER_06]: We will.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that is why I'd like to announce today that even though we have not received any super chats this week and even though the advertisers that we have on this show we have to claw for and make sure that you deliver the results which you have as an incredible audience, we really appreciate you supporting our advertisers.
[SPEAKER_05]: But with that said, I'm here to announce that I will be doing this show until I am 103 years old.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I thought I'd share that if in this course.
[SPEAKER_06]: My taxes are funny and let me tell you why.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's almost like they penalize you for succeeding.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know?
[SPEAKER_05]: You might say that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: They don't penalize you for really succeeding.
[SPEAKER_05]: They they penalize you if you're just getting by and doing okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's always the middle class that hurts.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that's kind of where we are.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that's why when I was coming in here to discuss this segment, the title I gave it was, eat the rich, because that's what I'd like to do right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: I, in a back in the day when I could manipulate and have lengthy, long conversations with the powers that be and accountants and lawyers and all that,
[SPEAKER_05]: Um, I probably, uh, with the guy that you both know who I use and I've used for probably my longest, maybe a longer professional relationship than I've had with Rob's than I've even had with Rob's people.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the truth.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, which almost came to an end, uh, not really by my choice, but, uh, you know, it was kind of under the thing, well, maybe you should just get somebody else.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's kind of where, uh, it's not me, but you type situation.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I don't know what it was, Rob, I'm still cloudy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm still cloudy about it, and I'm still not really focused.
[SPEAKER_06]: When you say cloudy, do you mean like in the, like your, missed the eye?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no tears.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no, no tears over that screen.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I mean, he was, he was been prepared and finished this a while ago, but was just waiting to the last minute to give you the bad news.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, he was afraid of that phone call.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, and since you asked that question, I think,
[SPEAKER_05]: It should be pointed out that a certain member of this little trifecta was alerted that this was coming.
[SPEAKER_05]: But it's, you know, it's a thank you dial, go to, for your 13 feet.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here's a super-character, so that $10 goes to the show and not YouTube, a happy tax day, thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, my, carry had we had some pretty high tax bills this year, but carry figured something out when she went to my 22 year old son and she said, guess what, you're a dependent this year.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ed, are you able to do that, even though he's over 18 or you able to do it, I think it's 25 and living at home, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: That's very, that's wonderful.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why, well, I also passed along to Michael that he will be living with us until he is 40 long after I'm dead.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know about it, Mike, but by the time the economy gets to that stage, you probably will be.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, yes, and speaking of the the yes Josh go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was wondering have you considered just move into an island a little bit of tax evasion You know what that's what you know like a tensile washant in type move.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, don't just say and leave well You know I'm in a tropical environment anyway Josh wouldn't be much of a stretch for me The last time I was in your neighborhood Mike if I closed my eyes and imagine I felt I was in like coma
[SPEAKER_05]: That's very exciting.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's a very, very exciting.
[SPEAKER_05]: The, uh, evasion here it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that when we, when we consider this, uh, it will be something as I said to my wife when I woke up this morning.
[SPEAKER_05]: Very calm.
[SPEAKER_05]: I said it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: what it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: But unfortunately applies in this situation that we will manage.
[SPEAKER_05]: There have been a number of earthshattering situations that perhaps
[SPEAKER_05]: We're a setback, but none greater than the tax man setback that I've experienced now.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I would also like to announce that not only will I be doing this show, but looks soon for my only fans page where I will do, I'll show you just about anything you want to see.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Will be a saucer one?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, what are there any others?
[SPEAKER_05]: Really?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I mean, you could be like an impression page.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, for those of you that watch the wonderful HBO show you for you, uh, hey, welcome back to you for you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I will be, uh, oh, I don't know if you've gotten to peek in.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, we were not allowed to have HBO anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, congratulations, but you paid the tax man.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that's a good thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's good thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, what?
[SPEAKER_06]: What?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm getting ready for that.
[SPEAKER_06]: So any who the, let me recommend the good end 10 of you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right, the Sydney Swenie character in Euphoria is you know doing digital content and it's very if you watch if you haven't watched Euphoria I will not give you any spoiler alerts other than to say a somewhat sexually charged episode is it as funny as it always was
[SPEAKER_05]: absolutely hysteria this year I understand correct me if I'm wrong because I don't have HBO max yeah have they done away with the left track I will tell you what the euphoria has done away with yeah they have done away I believe that what I'm witnessing when I watch euphoria is my slow transition into an old person where this content has passed me by
[SPEAKER_05]: where I kind of shake my head roofily as I'm watching going on.
[SPEAKER_05]: You feel dirty when you watch a filthy filthy dirty.
[SPEAKER_05]: I feel like I've been dipped in mud.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, Josh wrote that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I tried a few months ago to watch you for you because of hearing all the hype.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I've never seen it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I went back to season one, put on the first episode.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, this was at your church, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: It was like a group.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's my question for you is I watched the first episode.
[SPEAKER_04]: And
[SPEAKER_04]: I felt like the fact that they were high school kids.
[SPEAKER_04]: was a little creepy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why the crotch is a bit much for high school kids represented on television?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, Josh, you might be pleased to hear this that now the show evolves into season two and they are all out of high school, which is, I think, very exciting.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think a great and article yesterday that I guess Sidney Swinney is wearing some special outfit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, that is from her own clothing brand.
[SPEAKER_04]: And she's picked to make a million dollars
[SPEAKER_05]: I will just give you this little teaser.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you are someone who's planning to look in on the Zendaya Sydney Swinney Project, Euphoria, and that is this line.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: How much is that doggy in the window?
[SPEAKER_05]: That's all I will give you for that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's, you know, I don't know if you could find any stills from season two of Euphoria, Josh.
[SPEAKER_06]: Or season three.
[SPEAKER_06]: But up there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, Scoop says Rob is hating on religion again.
[SPEAKER_06]: How?
[SPEAKER_06]: How am I hating on religion I sometimes when you talk about when I made a joke about Josh watching you for you at a church viewing party.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that hating on religion?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't believe it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I think they should change the name of the show, Euphoria, to Zendaya with an exclamation point.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got a better one.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_05]: What was the one you had yesterday?
[SPEAKER_05]: It was a flan flan tanger.
[SPEAKER_06]: Flan tanger.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what it was.
[SPEAKER_05]: How about Zendaya,
[SPEAKER_05]: Or how about Zendaya for you?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, let's see if we can do this without completely distract and rough.
[SPEAKER_06]: How about Sweeney Mini?
[SPEAKER_06]: Whoa, oh, look at that.
[SPEAKER_05]: There, that's he is actually found the outfit that I was referencing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I think I certainly did.
[SPEAKER_05]: The dog and that's what came up.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I see him that's what you need.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: The one, some part of the outfit she's selling,
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know whether that's the up-to-get selling, is what she is selling.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to say this, that she is aware of herself and she gives the audience what they really want.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: And what I wanted her raw acting talent.
[SPEAKER_05]: She does have acting chops.
[SPEAKER_05]: I will give her credit, but the acting chops are not, let me just say this, utilized to
[SPEAKER_05]: and her, uh, she's married now, uh, or she's about to get married.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ah, the fiancee, yeah, the fiancee is kind of a mad as he always was.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I felt, uh, I felt unclean and, uh, I felt unrewarded.
[SPEAKER_05]: Season.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you're watching.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're all watching it together.
[SPEAKER_05]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did they still have the young man who sells drugs and guns?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, he died.
[SPEAKER_05]: I believe he died.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, he passed away, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no, no, not that young man, the young young man.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't remember that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't remember it better than I do.
[SPEAKER_05]: I kind of like a lot of notes and a lot of gummies when you were watching that show.
[SPEAKER_05]: Speaking of young man and well, really young man.
[SPEAKER_05]: uh... for baseball uh... had another one last night directly game you know uh... as far as uh... michael's team i don't need to mention the name of the team i will see the ball game
[SPEAKER_05]: This is something I probably shouldn't share with 12-year-olds, but I share it here because they're not going to listen to this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: But what I'd like to say, what I would have loved to do, is stand up from my camp chair behind the backstop.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I have to push the microphone away.
[SPEAKER_05]: And somebody, please make a play.
[UNKNOWN]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is your accountant playing on the recleak?
[SPEAKER_05]: Somebody said, if you keep the picture up of Sidney Sweeney, your views and clicks, Michael, I'm seven hundred.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and that was the safe one that I thought about the way with one YouTube.
[SPEAKER_06]: Ooh, Mike, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: Use that picture to motivate some 12 year old boys.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can do it like the movie Major League, where you just show it a little bit each win.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right, it was a tough one last night.
[SPEAKER_06]: Very, it's not sexy, Mike, unless you're wearing
[SPEAKER_05]: I've had 24 hours of pretty unrewarding activity in my world, uh, that's it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I mean, pull back the curtain.
[SPEAKER_06]: You came in and you said, as you always do, how you doing?
[SPEAKER_06]: And Josh said, good.
[SPEAKER_06]: I said, great.
[SPEAKER_06]: You said, I'm not great.
[SPEAKER_05]: no i'm not and we determine great is not that great and just to to pile on and i say pile on with a pile uh the uh brush that i trimmed from my backyard and moved to the street uh later that was sort of a big ship from Sydney sweetie well i'm just trying to get it all in robbers a lot to discuss what about the brush now the three the three branches are yeah it's from up so
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, uh, slid them up to the front where I thought, no, no problem.
[SPEAKER_05]: All we got, uh, we pay exorbitant homeowners association do's, uh, to have a company that's here all the time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, picking stuff up.
[SPEAKER_05]: So when I went out to the front and I saw that it, uh, that on, uh, one of the
[SPEAKER_05]: be that branches.
[SPEAKER_05]: There was, you know, first of all, the pile was there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Been there for four five days.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, which I'm sure is just endearing me to all of my neighbors.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, and a little pink sticker right up on top.
[SPEAKER_05]: It says, please, uh, we'll not pick up unless, uh, put into 50 pound bags and, uh, bundled.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you pay for a service now on hold on.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the trash service.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, trash.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: So the question remains what about the people that do the other stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm not sure I'll be finding that out when I have a phone call.
[SPEAKER_05]: I relish.
[SPEAKER_05]: to the powers of being.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it is just, I mean, really, I think maybe day drinking might start at about 10 a.m. this morning.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really, I really believe that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Take Ram Paul's advice and just push it into your neighbor's yard.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think I'm going to push it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think I have fantasized about pushing it into the middle of the street.
[SPEAKER_06]: That would be great wouldn't it wouldn't it?
[SPEAKER_05]: And just then they have no choice but let me ask you this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let me ask you this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let me pose this to you Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: What is your trash collection container look like?
[SPEAKER_06]: Is it a 75 gallon rolling bin?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: All you need to do with them, recycling and regular trash.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, we all know recycling is a, that's a scam.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: But can you imagine if you just, instead of bundling it, just busted it up enough that it fit in your trash can, because when the trash mend come, all they do is have the electronic lifter put it into, they're not going to see it that it's in there.
[SPEAKER_06]: but I'm still holding out that perhaps.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's how I get rid of my car batteries.
[SPEAKER_05]: When you live in a neighborhood where every day, you see big dump trucks with brush.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, every day.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: every flipping day and you think they could slide one of those down and use one of the 400 people they've got here doesn't seem to be happening.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't have it.
[SPEAKER_04]: You need to put a sign on it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It says free all of you did that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's funny.
[SPEAKER_05]: Free free to the first first come first sir.
[SPEAKER_06]: That would work in my asses.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if that would work in your neighborhood No, yeah, you know what no and it wouldn't work anywhere that I've lived for comedy purposes I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know I'd laugh my ass off if I saw that that would be fun No, no, there was a subject of a meme after a hurricane that flipped his boat in the Eastern Shore and the boat was left upside down on the dock
[SPEAKER_05]: covered with goo and looked horrible dimming top flat everything broken gas leaking out and someone put a picture of it and said free boat free boat thank you free boat so uh yeah it just adds to the list uh the blowout last night of the baseball game the brush not being taken uh and then the the best news of all that occurred hmm i want to say about nine thirty at night
[SPEAKER_05]: uh... you know way to go to the deadline uh... that's a lot of hard workers like to work in the evening yes yes this is true especially when they're you know primary job is take a care about the people exactly yeah you know it's almost as if my almost as if i'm an extra thought that's it
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks, Rob.
[SPEAKER_05]: How's that arm doing?
[SPEAKER_05]: The arm's doing good.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I tested it Monday and it felt so good that I reached out to my regular group.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I said, I test drove it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm ready to go and play Friday and got a response that said you're on a weight list.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, thank you life could be a dream I know what originally really what put your shoulder at risk originally I know that I got to give note-ax line here at least the red socks did well
[SPEAKER_06]: I know what put your shoulder in jeopardy in the first place.
[SPEAKER_06]: You've gotten money all your life.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you've got money.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thanks, Quinn.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's too late.
[SPEAKER_05]: But the good news is, once again, I have taken time to write multiple kicker lines today.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you won't get one joke, you'll get three, and three, and one for the older folks.
[SPEAKER_05]: And our audience that I hope you like as much as I did.
[SPEAKER_05]: I laughed when I wrote it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I hope you laughed when I shared it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it's one of yours, they I did not have AI did contribute to one of the names that I modified.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know why I have to explain jokes that I haven't been shared with you yet.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's play the commercial.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll come back with the tidbits.
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[SPEAKER_05]: St. Clyde.
[SPEAKER_05]: Heavy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Not great.
[SPEAKER_06]: Rush.
[SPEAKER_06]: Micro these tax day tidbits.
[SPEAKER_05]: Today is tax day rod.
[SPEAKER_05]: I understand.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let me play my swish.
[SPEAKER_05]: Today is a tax day, which is probably the meaningless annoying or stressful to you if you're in the last group.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're not alone.
[SPEAKER_05]: According to a survey that was conducted at the start of 2026, 29% of Americans said they probably procrastinate on filing their taxes this year and even more admitted to putting things off last year too.
[SPEAKER_05]: back then 15% of Americans thought they'd be done by January 38% said they were hoping they could get it taken care of him fab 26 March 26% and he decided 18% 18% said they expected to wait until April.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm curious, do you have any breakdown as to these are people that are getting refunds or paying?
[SPEAKER_06]: I think if you're procrastinating, you have to pay money because if you want the money back, you want it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Or quick, or it's complicated.
[SPEAKER_06]: It very complicated.
[SPEAKER_05]: 3% of people said they probably filed for an extension.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've done that in the past, which pushes the deadline back to October 15th.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you do that, you have to pay interest.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just waiting till next year.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll knock them both out at once.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll tell you this.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think more than 3% is probably the number for people that are filing an extension.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you do pay an October, do you have to wear a costume?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: How much is that doggy in the window?
[SPEAKER_05]: That'll be Mike's costume for the next Halloween show.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and his next time out on the golf course.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is not rocket science, but the top three reasons people procrastinate are.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's too complicated, it's too stressful, it's too time consuming.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, the fourth reason is for return of euphoria.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's also a hassle if your finances are complicated, organizing the documents and blah, blah, blah, blah, and most people are likely to procrastinate on their taxes in the southeast Virginia United States.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, I just missed it.
[SPEAKER_05]: But Josh didn't.
[SPEAKER_05]: It would have that means this is if he, probably not.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, my god.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think we can include that.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just these are such mindless facts.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, a record 70% of voters think the taxes they pay are too high.
[SPEAKER_05]: High.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, that's up 11 points from last year, 75% say the government spending is too wasteful.
[SPEAKER_05]: That is up a whopping 18% from last year and the number one tax frustration is
[SPEAKER_05]: The wealthy not their fair share.
[SPEAKER_05]: So there it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've always felt the taxes are fair and I like to pay what I and I always round up
[SPEAKER_05]: Give them a little something extra extra for the effort.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you know, if you're very nice, the IRS will prepare your taxes for you and tell you how much you owe.
[SPEAKER_05]: Isn't that nice?
[SPEAKER_05]: I do very, very nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: For whatever reason, food brands like to experiment with very strange taste combinations.
[SPEAKER_05]: True.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's some of the most polarizing ones that we're found.
[SPEAKER_05]: Number one is, deal pickle Oreo.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, pooped up this stuff for the next time you're at your grocer, walk the cookie aisle and realize what percentage of cookies is taken up by Oreo.
[SPEAKER_06]: The National Biscuit Company commonly known as Nabisco has a stronghold on the cookie industry based on the Oreo and you know what?
[SPEAKER_06]: I was looking last night at a TV commercial Oreo cake struze.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's not an Oreo because it's not a cookie.
[SPEAKER_05]: I also think it's one of the most overrated confections that's made.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think some of their combinations are very good.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like the Coca-Cola ones.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you remember those?
[SPEAKER_05]: If you watch the scientists do the homemade Oreo, it's all the real ingredients in that tells me all I need to know.
[SPEAKER_06]: What do you have a store-bought cookie that you go to?
[SPEAKER_05]: uh... not really know you know what i think if you said what's the store bought cookie that i would put in my uh... pantry would be tates chocolate chip cookies they're good and they're very good i'd like to please ginger snap i'd like ginger snap
[SPEAKER_06]: You don't?
[SPEAKER_06]: Of course you do.
[SPEAKER_05]: Of course you do.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't like the 1950s.
[SPEAKER_05]: Surely that's fine.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that's good.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: How about Nilla Wafers?
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, let me give you the other food.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, most here.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you want to try it, you'll have to act fast.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're only on sale while supplies last on the Oreo website.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dr. Pepper is bringing back a fan favorite.
[SPEAKER_05]: Their creamy coconut flavor is here for a limited time.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's your thought on creamy coconut?
[SPEAKER_06]: Dr. Pepper?
[SPEAKER_06]: I've tasted it and it's not that big of a variant you see Dr. Pepper is made of 23 distinctive flavors and I think what they've just as they've leaned on the coconut, it's definitely in there but I think that is a marketing play all told I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: It wouldn't be something that you would be excited about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: No sir.
[SPEAKER_05]: Finally, meet these beef cereal.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: You heard that right.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a cereal with ground beef that you can eat and it comes in two different flavors.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I'm a barf chocolate peanut butter yuck and maple cinnamon.
[SPEAKER_05]: Always maple cinnamon, okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Guess what kids?
[SPEAKER_06]: You can't get it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's sold out.
[SPEAKER_06]: Of course because we're a nation of idiots.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why one little added on here for a change of pace Here's something that sounds delicious that actually really did to make Costco just added a caramel and Churro soft serve ice cream sundae to their food court.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's good news
[SPEAKER_06]: Doesn't that sound yummy because they've got the chose in the food court already so they'll use yesterday's Churros and they'll chop them up and now all they need is a caramel pump.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why don't you just get why have you ever thought about Seriously have you ever thought about like rolling over there and you know picking up some part time hours.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think it would destroy the magic
[SPEAKER_06]: What magic like a you know it's like if you work as a cast member at Disney World you get to see all the behind the scenes stuff and it doesn't because it's not Disney anymore I don't want to be really the ugly side of Costco.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_06]: The way of the plants you don't want to see how this sausage may is no I want to go in and I want to be catered to
[SPEAKER_05]: What would Carrie say if I suggested you do that?
[SPEAKER_06]: She wouldn't return your call.
[SPEAKER_06]: But then she never returns calls.
[SPEAKER_05]: But would she be excited about the potential of you working at a... That's it.
[SPEAKER_06]: That for you would be a two-run homer, because A gets me out of the house and be anything to make money.
[SPEAKER_06]: A homer for me or for Carrie.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because you suggested it.
[SPEAKER_06]: She think it would be great.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then also Mike is a bonus when I'm at work.
[SPEAKER_06]: She can sell my things.
[SPEAKER_04]: But then who's gonna do the dishes make right right exactly dogs need to be let out Good luck anyway.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's like had to say with them.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know what remember when you said I how I was and I said I was great
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wallet Hub has put out a list of the best airlines in America.
[SPEAKER_05]: They include the nine largest airlines plus two regional ones, and they compare them across 16 metrics, cancellations and delays, miss handled baggage, entertainment options, Wi-Fi, leg room, price, and safety.
[SPEAKER_05]: And in the end,
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[SPEAKER_05]: Would you like to guess?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll let you guess.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you knight it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now front here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, is it a lie to another country like air Canada?
[SPEAKER_05]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_06]: T. W. Piedmont.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll do this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: You would think that there was not a chance.
[SPEAKER_05]: Spirit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Jet blue spirit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Get out.
[SPEAKER_05]: That is spirit airlines came in number one even despite scoring zeroes on entertainment options legroom and free refreshments.
[SPEAKER_04]: I flew spirit during the pandemic and it had no Wi-Fi and they removed all the cushions from their seats.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you sat on metal seats so they could easily clean them.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was the worst flight I've ever been like World War Two.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: Number two is Southwest, Sky West, followed by Alaska, Hawaiian, JetBlue, Delta, number eight, American Airlines, number nine, there's your frontier, and coming in at number ten, united.
[SPEAKER_05]: Follow by one.
[SPEAKER_05]: I am not familiar with either one of you on-voi air.
[SPEAKER_05]: Are you familiar with that one?
[SPEAKER_06]: I think Julia flew on-voi out of Richmond.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think it's very sort of niche airline.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, Mike, when you've been going to the doctors a lot lately, have you experienced any mishandling of your baggage?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it was, it was wonderful.
[SPEAKER_05]: I actually enjoyed it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It would be really, really, really.
[SPEAKER_05]: The refreshment, well, they gave me a shot.
[SPEAKER_05]: A vodka, right before they handled my bag.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's so nice.
[SPEAKER_06]: Don't let me say it all the baggage.
[SPEAKER_05]: Which I thought was a lot of fun.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks, guys.
[SPEAKER_05]: Please, sir.
[SPEAKER_05]: May I have another?
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, sobriety tests are one attempt to hold people accountable for driving impaired, but they're far from comprehensive.
[SPEAKER_05]: A new test could be coming to market soon.
[SPEAKER_05]: A research team at Virginia Commonwealth University.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
[SPEAKER_05]: They know what's out to you guys.
[SPEAKER_05]: a prototype for a THC breathalizer that could make roadside marijuana testing a thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's why because VCU doesn't have a problem with pot.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look, I'm all for legalization of Mary Juanna.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really am, but at the same time, I'm not a believer that said, well, you know, we don't get any DUI, so you don't get any DUI, because you're not tested for it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: And this would do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a small and expensive device that looks like an asthma inhaler and it relies on 3D printed parts.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's designed to work within minutes without the need for laboratory backup.
[SPEAKER_05]: So if you're weaving or you're out of it, I mean, if you are really stoned out of your mind, don't carry behind the wheel of a car anyway, but this means you can get to, you know, best for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it sounds like it's still a breathalyzer thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's a mouthpiece to collect your breath, a cartridge where the chemical reactions occur in a detection chamber that shows the results.
[SPEAKER_05]: Supposedly, we'll also be able to distinguish between specific compounds.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll be able to tell Gummy's, or is it just, you know, I would open.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to say something, it's everything, and it separates the THC, the CBD and the CBN, but there's still more work needed to make that definitive.
[SPEAKER_05]: And understand it's not going as fast as they, they want it to, because the guys are all a bunch of potheads.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's so sad that I didn't make that.
[SPEAKER_06]: VCU is described as an artistic school.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you say an artistic school?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: I did not.
[SPEAKER_06]: I said, our artistic school.
[SPEAKER_06]: And sometimes they, you know, the creative, like to use their pot.
[SPEAKER_06]: Artisanal.
[SPEAKER_06]: And their mushrooms and their molly and all the things they do down there.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, hold it on.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on a second.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just want to see if I get my thing here.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got the, no, I don't want to.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want the sea.
[SPEAKER_06]: You, VCU, VCU!
[SPEAKER_06]: Go, ramps, go!
[SPEAKER_06]: And remember, Mike, VCU football, undefeated since 1838.
[SPEAKER_06]: I thought it had an ending, but it kind of fades out there.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the way.
[SPEAKER_05]: Finally, today, the owner of a mustard company in New Hampshire.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's enough for me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Was caught secretly pumping pollutants into a river.
[SPEAKER_05]: 60-year-old Charles Santish concocted a scheme where they extended an underground pipe to dump dirty water.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Charles was sentenced to 18 months in prison, and the company must pay a $1.5 million fine for violating the Clean Water Act.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's unclear what was in the water, but it did cause environmental harm, so it likely wasn't just mustard.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, the company name is old.
[SPEAKER_05]: old Dutch mustard.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the name of the company that was doing the secret pipe.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oddly enough, old Dutch.
[SPEAKER_05]: What?
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, if you're right, them and you're laughing at your own material, you might want to not stumble over it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like, yeah, just make everyone, you can't bump.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oddly enough, old Dutch mustard is my standard response when Carla asked me about my laundry.
[SPEAKER_05]: A little known Dutch minor leagueer, Lars Vanderpickle, was famous for his great fastball, which he referred to as the old Dutch mustard.
[SPEAKER_05]: And finally, it was rumored on her wedding night that Nancy Reagan said to her husband, give me some of that old touch mustard.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you, babe.
[SPEAKER_05]: I went from Josh on that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got to take a break when we come back.
[SPEAKER_05]: We've got more stuff because that's what we do.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You know, somehow with this next topic, I want to discuss.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to introduce it in the song.
[SPEAKER_05]: TikTok and fast food and or eels magic.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I bet this is about our voice.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're in another one of the city connect.
[SPEAKER_05]: This man gets the swag robbs.
[SPEAKER_05]: Beware, no, listen to his story.
[SPEAKER_06]: He gets so tragic.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got a shirt on the hat.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but look at the fancy hat.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, is there a jersey on the way?
[SPEAKER_05]: A real jersey?
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... i i can't decide which player to buy so i haven't bought it yet i see so there is the answer is a flat is there will be eventually how many orials hats do you have
[SPEAKER_04]: I think there's probably 50 in my office right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good number.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, yeah, can I move this?
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll see what a cool way of doing it.
[SPEAKER_04]: There are all the way around the entire office.
[SPEAKER_05]: I like the cowboy hat.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's like, that's a tribute to Wild Bill Hagi.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, he's a number one royal fan of the, you know, that franchise really when you think about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I do hope they are successful because they are a one of the great American sports franchises.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think that I wish the royal fan base, I would.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've said recently, I love the fact that Baltimore residents love Baltimore.
[SPEAKER_06]: You don't see that about people that really take civic pride in their city.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like, I mean, I live in Leesburg.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: I drive into Washington.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but nobody I hate is a rat set.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not about what you're saying.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm saying they don't care about.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Being in Leesburg.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it means you know that somebody would take that out of context.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, but my chops about it, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, but it's, but there are cities that people, Richmond is another one.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's a lot of civic pride people love living in Richmond.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you don't see it in Northern Virginia.
[SPEAKER_04]: I get stopped every day if I go to like a touristy area or if I go like downtown St. Augustine or any event, I get stopped every time by someone from Maryland.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, and really, I lived in the Maryland area for a long time in anapolis one of my favorite places that I've ever lived and more power to them.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, getting on to, do you want to talk about your TikTok or you want to talk about fast food?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I was going to talk about, uh, tiktok.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because you, you are all over Timo.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have bailed on Timo for one simple reason.
[SPEAKER_04]: The spinning wheel, the spinning wheel, and you get these seven things for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'm going to get into it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can buy the way to the app.
[SPEAKER_06]: And if you go down that rabbit hole, it ultimately leads to nothing and whatever gotten anything discounted or free by going through the, and by the way, if you read the disclaimer under it, it says, we'll always land on largest opportunity.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you're really just, Mike, you're
[SPEAKER_04]: So I've moved off of Timo, but I've gotten sucked into the TikTok shop.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because I don't have a shop.
[SPEAKER_05]: I am intrigued.
[SPEAKER_04]: What I'll make about the TikTok shop is its videos.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's people talking about the product.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't wait.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I was just told, yeah, in 2030, I get to go shopping again.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I'm really, really excited about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, and first thing you buy is a calendar, the TikTok shop has a lot of the cheap stuff like Timo does as well, okay, and a lot of it is it from the east, yes, I believe so, but are the reviews of mix, the reviews are mostly, you know, continental United States, right, even those products from elsewhere.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and if people who buy it, then they're resound it here, and sure I got sucked into two things that keep both arrived in the mail on Monday.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: The first is a wall repair paste because I have to patch some holes in the wall.
[SPEAKER_05]: Gotcha.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I am sucked in by a video showing how easy this is compared to the normal spackle you would get.
[SPEAKER_04]: That this is more like clock.
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you tried it?
[SPEAKER_04]: I have not tried it yet.
[SPEAKER_06]: I tried it Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, my teeth have never been wider.
[SPEAKER_05]: What was the total outlay for that tube?
[SPEAKER_06]: six dollars.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what you would pay at a big box for hardware store for a tube of of clock.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe and that's what might just be a tube of cock.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is for this is for wall damage nail holder pair quick repair wall crack and peel and and wall graffiti.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you can use collgate toothpaste or do the heck Well the hack is knows he can do toothpaste or nail how long did it make it maybe it is just a tube of toothpaste How long did it take to get to you because I know that too.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well oftentimes it really don't I live or did it last week?
[SPEAKER_05]: And you know what, I'm going to give him props because it's not a frivolous purchase and something for home repair.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think that's a amen to that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Patron holes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've got a few like here in the hallway.
[SPEAKER_04]: I slipped and tripped on the on the rug and I foot went into the wall.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've got a lot of things.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have a patch.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have a patch to do too because we had out in the dem.
[SPEAKER_05]: We had Michael given him a little lecture over the weekend a little behavioral update a little tweak.
[SPEAKER_05]: And at the end, when I was putting my chair up, my old recliner that we moved into that, that Carla is asking me to get rid of, that I don't want to, because I like it so bad.
[SPEAKER_05]: I felt like a grinding sound, and she pointed out to me that there's about a four to five inch hole in the wall where I dug it out with my recliner.
[SPEAKER_04]: So then, um, so that's gonna repair some things in the home.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's where that's responsible.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's gonna work.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will try it out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, this week.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you have a putty knife?
[SPEAKER_04]: It.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Rob, don't worry.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got a little bag that it came with.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, there's a putty knife right there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well made and
[SPEAKER_04]: Sandpaper.
[SPEAKER_04]: Perfect.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can smooth it out.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think there's no expense on the sandpaper.
[SPEAKER_04]: And paper the size of a literal poster.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, cheaper than going to the hardware store.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't work in you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now there's another repair I have to do in my home.
[SPEAKER_04]: because we've got this fancy new vehicle.
[SPEAKER_04]: And technically it's Kelly's car.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it your marriage?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, I don't think TikTok will solve that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Trust me, it won't.
[SPEAKER_04]: But we all have to do those repairs once or twice.
[SPEAKER_04]: Great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mine didn't come with sandpaper.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we got the new Tesla.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's got really nice shiny black rims on the car.
[SPEAKER_04]: OK.
[SPEAKER_04]: Outstanding.
[SPEAKER_05]: Outstanding.
[SPEAKER_04]: And last.
[SPEAKER_04]: unless you go through the Chick-fil-A drive through and rub it up against the curb.
[SPEAKER_04]: People have to get their chicken.
[SPEAKER_04]: So now I have purchased the paint pen of car.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was really with the wall repair, but I'm a little concerned about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, if you look, it's a little pen.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like a little nail polish.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's mascara.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's for actually eyeliner.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just a little bit of paint.
[SPEAKER_04]: How much?
[SPEAKER_04]: My rooms.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it was like three dollars.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: The same technology has been around technology for 40 years and it's a little black paint.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so it doesn't have an ocean area, it's cheap when you go to take time.
[SPEAKER_06]: What I don't understand are the products you buy like that, but say they automatically match the color.
[SPEAKER_06]: How does it know because I said black no, but I think there are ones where you get it and it's just can I tell you Repent to that yeah, he asked the question again.
[SPEAKER_06]: You were you were going to formulate there are certain Repair pens or brushes that will help dings on your cars and they say it will match the color itself.
[SPEAKER_06]: How does it know?
[SPEAKER_05]: They are lying
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the truth.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the motto.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a TikTok show.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, now you mentioned Chick-fil-A.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I know that you went out to a, you discovered a new fast food place you wanted to ask us about.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, there's my, I live in a neighborhood that's ever growing and they're constantly, we've got a new Walmart comment.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we've got a rich and we
[SPEAKER_05]: Like crappy chain restaurants.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's McDonald's Burger King.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah the same old same old And then and I've got this shopping center here has six pizza restaurants.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't need six.
[SPEAKER_04]: You need you have a favorite I'm a domino's guy
[SPEAKER_04]: Naturally.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like the dominoes, but it's not delight.
[SPEAKER_04]: We also have a place on top of your Central Ball Buster really, or if I want to step it up a little bit, spend a little bit more money There's a nice pizza place here called pirate pizza that has Is that kid oriented
[SPEAKER_04]: it is not.
[SPEAKER_04]: We have a pirate team show.
[SPEAKER_06]: We do.
[SPEAKER_04]: So our show is often times compared to Dominos pizza Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: They've announced the new restaurant and it's a pretty big deal that we are getting it in Northeast Florida.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm ready.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you would care for white castle.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, and that's so rare that it's rare what I'm excited about, but is it better than crystal because we have a lot of crystals in Florida.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's it's not identical.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've never been to crystal, but my understanding is that crystal is a white castle report.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like they designed themselves to be like, like he has great map on wrong comes with the box of the little square burgers.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that you can buy like an ass.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's sauteed reconstituted onions, which sounds gross, but it's great.
[SPEAKER_06]: But it's got some, it is, you know, in the old days, it was a drinking food.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike tourfalls on a road trip.
[SPEAKER_06]: You and me in the rest of the show went through white castles driving in a limousine in a limo.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, true.
[SPEAKER_05]: And there's big box of burgers.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not like we were hung over now.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're sliders.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they're sliders.
[SPEAKER_05]: So good.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're really good.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I think it'll be happy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think here's what I like about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: If we got one down here, it's unique.
[SPEAKER_05]: You see all the other chains.
[SPEAKER_05]: You see the chick filets.
[SPEAKER_05]: You see the McDonalds.
[SPEAKER_05]: You see that.
[SPEAKER_05]: But the, you know, I like to change that aren't everywhere.
[SPEAKER_05]: Where it's a rarity where they pop up.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like don't you aren't you a long time supporter of churches fried chicken?
[SPEAKER_05]: fan to know I'm not I'm sorry can't lie but we're getting Yeah, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: It seems like my exit for not off 95 is trying to be that like Taurus the trap area because we've got the Bucky's we've got the best pro shops and now they're done to a white castle Well if you eat enough white castle your exit will be busy
[SPEAKER_05]: uh... somebody the car live wrote uh... we are getting one so that's uh... i think that's car left went away and by the way when you're talking about where it's located that's the theme of white castle did you know that i said that the white castle it's an exit not an entrance
[SPEAKER_05]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think we're getting in and out burger down here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you either one of you guys know anything about that's an LLA?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_05]: California chain.
[SPEAKER_06]: Got that in Vegas.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was great.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: And they also have an amazing secret menu.
[SPEAKER_06]: So before you go there, Google what some of the special things you can get there.
[SPEAKER_06]: And in and out.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, there's like the double in the menu your first time the double fresh and then there's also the happy ending and all the But no, but the in and out for your theme is in and out burger.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's an exit not an entrance.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why they're that's why they're competitors.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, congrats.
[SPEAKER_05]: I look forward to you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can we make a request that when it gets finished when they're done and they're up and right or by the way, are they up and running yet?
[SPEAKER_04]: Or I don't think they've built the building yet.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, see, that's like it takes a long time to build this.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're built in a Walmart and a Chick-fil-A and now this for things going in the shop and center too.
[SPEAKER_04]: And none of the stuff's done yet.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you know what they're building down here right around the corner?
[SPEAKER_05]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_05]: and L. Carwash a new one.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that says that America business is work.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's L. Goodham.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now you know, Josh, you're new Walmart.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're probably a new Walmart.
[SPEAKER_06]: We'll probably have some sort of fast food outlet in it like a wing place.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you know what the theme of the L. Carwash on their billboard?
[SPEAKER_05]: It says L. Carwash.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's an exit and an entrance.
[SPEAKER_06]: that's terrific.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll take a break and come back with more fun right here on the Michael marriage.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I am aware that what I'm going to say now might be a little controversial, but it's the way I felt for a very, very long time.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's just a flavor that I find.
[SPEAKER_05]: vastly overrated.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I mentioned it because one of the newest flavors, I'm a big, big, sunflower seed connoisseur when it comes to going to my kids baseball games.
[SPEAKER_05]: One of the great joys.
[SPEAKER_05]: that I have is going to the ballpark and spit in some flower shells on the dirt and not having to worry about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love it, love it, love it.
[SPEAKER_05]: You go to games, you know, they have trucks that bring them down to the spring training and you know, the ballmatchers all have.
[SPEAKER_06]: How much of it is the eating of them and how much of it is the spitting?
[SPEAKER_06]: Because I think probably the routine of human spit is probably as important.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think you might be right about that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think I enjoy it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now the problem is if it's a windy day and Carlos, it next to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: And the last night at the game last night, you know, I was warned not to, you know, get a get any on John who was next to us with this kid pitching.
[SPEAKER_05]: I, so I was very careful and there are three ways you do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, if I'm in an area of the ballpark where
[SPEAKER_05]: I can just freely give it a go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: Then I take my time and I rock at them.
[SPEAKER_05]: And sometimes they go through the backstop and then the dirt.
[SPEAKER_05]: You go for distance.
[SPEAKER_05]: I sometimes sometimes it depends on the seed that you get.
[SPEAKER_05]: But you see ball players do it all the time.
[SPEAKER_05]: If I am surrounded by people, quite often I will just lean forward and do a little
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, and then if I'm really concerned about, you know, making a nice impression, having a conversation with somebody, but I still want to eat my seeds.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll do a little take out and drop it on the floor at that type of thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, but not swallow any issue when you're yelling.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, no, not really because I can, I can give a, a good umpire crap when I've got a, you know, a squirrel mouthful of, uh, sunflower seeds in my mouth.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you ever, when the situation allows it, do you ever accidentally spit the seed toward the umpire?
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, the case Earl weaver out on the field arguing.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I'm talking about from his seed.
[SPEAKER_06]: He said he goes for distance.
[SPEAKER_06]: He goes through the back.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I have spit sunflower seeds in anger multiple times.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's primarily against a coach I don't like, you know, and it's not like it's going anywhere near him, but I can just go, come on.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, we have tape of you, and I think it was the game three nights ago.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, I'm seeing her.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you trying to give him that Huck-tood?
[SPEAKER_00]: It's good on that thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can't believe it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Where'd she ever go?
[SPEAKER_06]: Didn't she go to jail or something?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh yeah, she had a crypto crisis.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're trying to hold money that didn't exist.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I just love keeping her name alive.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't care for her.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I decided, it's serious.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're savory, savory.
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: But sometimes it can be sweet, but it's primarily and barbeque is something that I think barbeque is vastly, has it placed on potato chips?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, on fritos?
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: But it's barbeque barbeque.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like I think big barbeque, you know, has hijacked the flavor profile.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's like bacon is bacon good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, bacon is good, but it's not the greatest food ever like people Well, you know how often does this PR campaign up?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, it's got bacon on it So you know it's got a big good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now we've got bacon donuts with candy bacon on them No bacon bacon bacon.
[SPEAKER_05]: No right big bacon everything's everything's manipulated in a marriage.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's like avocado
[SPEAKER_05]: avocado did a huge ad campaign and now everyone wants avocados not me we're it's boring and they're related trying to think if uh... i think that yeah avocados are featured uh... discussion of avocados featured uh... prominently in euphoria
[SPEAKER_05]: That's actually mentioned in the, uh, it's in the episodes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Those kids that age love them.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, you know what else right now?
[SPEAKER_06]: We are in a big push.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I don't see it taking, which makes me happy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Big mango, mango really wants to be one of like the big fruits.
[SPEAKER_05]: Where do you line up on mango?
[SPEAKER_05]: I hate mangoes because of that soapy kind of flavor.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and sloppy, not easy to eat compared to a good actor or really easy to eat.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: You got to cut on a world to eat.
[SPEAKER_05]: The stickiest who you two are on on board with that.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't like the flavor.
[SPEAKER_05]: You don't like mangoes.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, and also I don't like them jammed down my throat, which people are doing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: My brother ruined mangoes for me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, remember that when that happens, that's an entrance, not an exit.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the model of Big Mango.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, and that's Matt had a mango tree.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he would bring mangoes to the two Camden yards.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we would have mangoes to eat while watching the baseball game.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, and if you don't care for that flavor,
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you ever had a dehydrated mango where it's like candy?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, dried fruit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's problem is it's been ruined for me.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like mango.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do he plant the mango tree to artist mangoes?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm reasonably sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: I am drinking so.
[SPEAKER_05]: I am drinking mango pineapple like what I've eaten today.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I think flavor forward.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's got to be pineapple because mangoes flavor is not that great.
[SPEAKER_06]: Good.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, love.
[SPEAKER_04]: But that's what you're seeing on everything.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mango combinations of everything.
[SPEAKER_06]: Costco replaced the big jar of whole peeled peaches with the big jar of mangoes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Not happy about it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I believe my son is out.
[SPEAKER_05]: My son is a mango nut.
[SPEAKER_05]: He likes mangoes.
[SPEAKER_05]: He really does.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I mean, if you compare it to like a banana and apple, even an orange, which requires peeling.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's so it's, it is, you know what, here's what mango should say.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's delicious, but it's the most inconvenient fruit.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is a great tourist bar on south beach in Miami, if it's still there.
[SPEAKER_05]: can you do some a quick on the fly here and see if man goes south beach is still on I don't know if they'd have any pictures of man goes but man goes Rob one of the great touristy bars sounds like a great name but very Miami will salsa music they have a sink of the mio party coming up very soon
[SPEAKER_05]: probably on May 5th and a very a for the guys and the gals very attractive servers that tend to dance periodically on the bar but do they focus on mangos the fruit or just as a name no it is simply the name of the joint and it's it's big fun and some of the best salsa music I've ever heard when I went to a mangos so check it out on what about the mangos also
[SPEAKER_05]: Mango salsa, no, no, no, not a fan, never have been a fan.
[SPEAKER_05]: And by somebody, a dowel writes that Sumo citrus is still my favorite.
[SPEAKER_05]: While still $3 each too much, yeah, I agree with that.
[SPEAKER_05]: But they're yummy.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're great in my tummy.
[SPEAKER_05]: So barbecue, the Dave's, is that the name of the sunflower seed company, Dave's seeds, I think so, not that good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Is it owned by Dave Marish?
[SPEAKER_06]: What references that from anywhere why who in our audience we know that there's going to be 4 to 8% of our audience that will know who that is and they will let dead dead, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't go to the funeral.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, but I mean I would assume long in the tooth back in the dead Yeah, yeah, you used to call him Fuzzy Bear
[SPEAKER_05]: Right, because he had a huge bushy beard.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was a new.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, let me just like drugs.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dave Marish was an anchor man.
[SPEAKER_05]: Very briefly on a channel for our Washington DC.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he saw that it was like,
[SPEAKER_05]: Dave marriage of the NBA affiliate there is so that's it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, let me it could have been Dave Sheppel then did they sheppel still make them?
[SPEAKER_05]: I do is are there any pictures of bangos and the their lovelies at all.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's Dave married thanks for having your priority straight job.
[SPEAKER_05]: There he is.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah No man goes but Dave marriage right away.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, he is a server
[SPEAKER_05]: Man goes for the cowboy act.
[SPEAKER_05]: Who have the tortillas?
[SPEAKER_06]: We have to break when we come back to you some beautiful video standing by.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, it is not only beautiful, it is illustrious, and we have some music today.
[SPEAKER_05]: By the way, he filed some good ones for tax day.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Man, I love putting on that uniform when I was doing that commercial.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like that you let me zip you up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Beautiful video time on the micro-marital like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_05]: Jerry.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I talked to you a little bit, I said it's going to be a musical audio of all, at least the front of it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, you do, you are a cunning mimic as a G Gordon-Litty used to say.
[SPEAKER_06]: You do a lot of great, you do got it.
[SPEAKER_06]: But do you do impressions of musical instruments?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, trumpet.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: I want us before you do yours.
[SPEAKER_06]: I want to see if you think you compared to this lady who I actually watched three times and to my determination, it is not a fake.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to have the nobody asked for it.
[SPEAKER_05]: to another brass instrument, so I want to hear something different.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so that is that it?
[SPEAKER_06]: She just does trump it, yeah, and I was wondering, all right, hold on a second.
[SPEAKER_06]: See, the cup I think is with separator, so I was wondering if you could do the mute on it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you know what that lady doesn't deserve to go viral?
[SPEAKER_06]: That lady is the mango of videos,
[SPEAKER_06]: Like a Twin Miller thing, they're like that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Perfect right there.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you know what you would.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you As a musician or the probably the most musical person on the show.
[SPEAKER_06]: I stopped hitting the microphone with your hands Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, Rob, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_06]: What as all musicians know don't hit the microphone Do you know what I had to look it up?
[SPEAKER_06]: You know what an arpeggio is I've heard the word but I didn't know what it is Yes, I do.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, please.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you want the explanation of arpeggio?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, an arpeggio is an entrance
[SPEAKER_06]: No, and our physio is all the notes in a chord but played separately usually in an ascending or descending order.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, and this guy is sort of nutty
[SPEAKER_07]: I'd like this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, good news.
[SPEAKER_06]: He is going to be the umpire at your next baseball game.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow, that's something else.
[SPEAKER_05]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I go.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that really, I think it was real, too.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I do, too.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_06]: Last musical note here, so to speak.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, how long ago was it that you had your one-man band?
[SPEAKER_06]: you mean outside of union station and you work for court you would open your guitar case and people with more for court as a for dollar bill I want bills bill of money well this is a rare rare piece of video of Mike O'Mara and his one-man band outside of union station I think it's near first street in Washington DC one guy
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to get, I want the hook, I want to get it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to get it.
[SPEAKER_05]: The harmonica is not not syncing up with the with the chords that he's playing He's got a lot of things.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's got a lot, but I mean if you're that talented to be able to do all that get the chord right for the love of you by the way Speaking I was gonna say outside of union station.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I
[SPEAKER_05]: I performed regularly until my monkey that performed with me retired.
[SPEAKER_05]: And with that said, man, I have to, I'm trying to get Josh to find this like before we get out of here today because I was going to send it to him.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's the elderly monkey that's throwing kisses at the muscular man who's like the keeper of the monkey.
[SPEAKER_05]: I the monkey left.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I forgot you were part.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was Coco and well, you know, we were at a train station, and He said I'm going to Baltimore.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, he didn't say dick.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I didn't realize there was no animosity.
[SPEAKER_05]: He just split and then I saw I saw the monkey and maybe because they didn't have a regular name for him.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, well, I used to I used Liam
[SPEAKER_05]: Liam showed up on a video for William.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was at Wallace.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think he was Wallace.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, did you ever call him Wally?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I think he had called him Wallace and now he's old and he's with another guy performing so Wallace.
[SPEAKER_05]: You might be able to find it on Wallace the monkey.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's that might be where the video is.
[SPEAKER_06]: My love when a person's job.
[SPEAKER_06]: is actually referenced in an interview and it allows them to really pontificate in an intelligent way.
[SPEAKER_06]: And when they interviewed Luke Bryan for the Masters, they asked him about storytelling, which all music is storytelling, and he seems eager to get the question, but let's see how Luke Bryan answers it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Perry, it's a story telling, a country music, a story telling, something like what a gust of national does in their brother.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a great question.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I think, well, first of all, with
[SPEAKER_02]: country music, and you look at its popularity as it gets bigger and bigger you're in and you're out.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I think the storytelling obviously, I think I get
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, I get kind of coined as the party guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: I get corn as a party guy and story story story.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're you are right and right and right and right on that He's a poor on the aggravated.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is a softball question that I know they told him they were gonna ask him
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm with you a thousand percent if you were to stay with it.
[SPEAKER_06]: What he does is he turns it into the fact that he doesn't mind being seen as the party guy in country music because that's what he prepared That he prepared There you go, and I love his neck beard Mike, do you want to close?
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you want to close with Billy Eilish or an unexpected visitor to a grocery store?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh boy, this is a tough one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, let's check him with Josh first.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Any sign of Wallace the monkey?
[SPEAKER_04]: No signs of Wallace the monkey.
[SPEAKER_04]: God damn it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll send you Wallace and we'll lead the show with him tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's do, uh, which is funnier.
[SPEAKER_05]: The Billy Isle is for the stranger.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think you're going to enjoy the stranger in the grocery.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's go for it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, this is in Canada.
[SPEAKER_01]: and unexpected customer made their way into a grocery store northeast of Calgary last week.
[SPEAKER_01]: However, it wasn't a customer, not a criminal.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was a beaver, Canada's national animal who waddled into the freeze and brother shop in Hanna on April the eighth video from the RCMP shows the animal walking around the store, setting off the automatic doors, Hanna police and the store manager taking to social media with a video racking up thousands of likes.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was too well to get two hours to find that soundboard, Mr. Professional.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh hold on.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, that's not it.
[SPEAKER_05]: But there's a lot of people in the check room that are really grateful you just posted that.
[SPEAKER_05]: We gotta get outta here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you for the super chance keeping coming ladies and gentlemen we'll be back tomorrow with a brand new episode, for Josh Shrook and Rob's P-Wack Michael Maris saying so long every morning.
[SPEAKER_05]: Love you, Pop.
[SPEAKER_00]: Want more?
[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maribona show.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get it at Michael Marisho.com.
[SPEAKER_03]: Michael Maris, radio entertainment.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, wow, about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Peace, baby, it's you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Lekha