WEBVTT 00:01.600 --> 00:02.722 [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I think that one did it. 00:03.243 --> 00:06.528 [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I think that one did it. 00:06.548 --> 00:09.732 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was worried we're at like a full one second delay. 00:09.773 --> 00:10.434 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm realizing. 00:13.678 --> 00:14.219 [SPEAKER_03]: That's okay. 00:14.780 --> 00:17.424 [SPEAKER_03]: You know why it's okay? 00:17.444 --> 00:26.017 [SPEAKER_03]: I'll tell you why it's okay. 00:26.037 --> 00:28.401 [SPEAKER_05]: Because there's nothing going on in one second. 00:31.148 --> 00:43.507 [SPEAKER_03]: except for maybe a dick twitch, a dick twitch, maybe a little dick twitching, a little dick flex, oh yeah, you know, it's just a normal shit, you know? 00:46.352 --> 00:49.957 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh-oh All right, I don't I don't got you. 00:51.179 --> 00:52.421 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, are you on Wi-Fi? 00:53.302 --> 00:54.304 [SPEAKER_05]: Let's see 00:54.723 --> 01:01.753 [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to move my phone into a different area and then I think that'll work. 01:03.255 --> 01:05.318 [SPEAKER_00]: You should check if you're connected to Wi-Fi. 01:05.338 --> 01:21.321 [SPEAKER_04]: I'll show them connected to Wi-Fi, but yeah. 01:23.528 --> 01:51.477 [SPEAKER_00]: hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmm 01:52.418 --> 01:59.085 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, how's that? 02:00.086 --> 02:01.447 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's way better. 02:02.488 --> 02:05.271 [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, I can see the fucking fear in your eyes. 02:06.132 --> 02:06.893 [SPEAKER_00]: Wow. 02:06.913 --> 02:08.635 [SPEAKER_00]: Now, you see Rusty in the background by the window? 02:09.275 --> 02:10.196 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, shit. 02:10.216 --> 02:12.319 [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, this is like you staged this. 02:13.400 --> 02:14.040 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's right. 02:14.361 --> 02:18.645 [SPEAKER_06]: That's right. 02:20.026 --> 02:21.848 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, look at that little kitty cat. 02:23.169 --> 02:26.473 [SPEAKER_05]: Dude, if I'm like stay up late because you know, my wife goes to bed early. 02:26.673 --> 02:29.976 [SPEAKER_05]: So she goes to bed early and I'm like watching TV or something or reading my book. 02:30.557 --> 02:37.524 [SPEAKER_05]: Usually I'm doing all things, drinking, cratum, coffee, watching, oh dude, things are fire. 02:37.544 --> 02:39.847 [SPEAKER_05]: And I love this, dude, my audio is coming in clear. 02:40.327 --> 02:48.075 [SPEAKER_05]: I can see you fucking, I put the SD card in an envelope with a stamp on it, it's ready to fucking go. 02:49.355 --> 02:54.482 [SPEAKER_00]: I just want to say to anybody who wasn't reading our minds before we started recording. 02:55.283 --> 03:15.632 [SPEAKER_00]: Tim, instead of trying to figure out how to send me a large video file, is mailing me an SD card that was in his GoPro, so that I have the video using a post to stamp. 03:15.612 --> 03:28.778 [SPEAKER_00]: Somebody else bro Dude actually so if somebody please send us money so we can fly and just record in person Please yeah Yeah 03:29.264 --> 03:36.696 [SPEAKER_00]: The universe is banking on it, man. 03:36.716 --> 03:40.042 [SPEAKER_00]: It's waiting for us to fix it. 03:40.242 --> 03:43.748 [SPEAKER_00]: And if we don't record together, we can't patch the holes. 03:44.309 --> 03:48.235 [SPEAKER_00]: That John Kram is leaving behind everywhere he goes. 03:49.160 --> 03:54.246 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, just eat that fucking dip just fucking swallow it. 03:54.286 --> 03:55.588 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, don't be a pussy. 03:55.948 --> 03:57.370 [SPEAKER_00]: Don't you spit any of that out? 03:57.390 --> 04:06.542 [SPEAKER_00]: Just swallow it So Sean Can you can you hear me? 04:06.562 --> 04:07.303 [SPEAKER_05]: Can you hear you? 04:08.224 --> 04:11.087 [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, can you just not gonna respond to anything? 04:11.107 --> 04:12.729 [SPEAKER_00]: I just said that's fine That's fine. 04:12.749 --> 04:13.911 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no about eating the dip. 04:14.452 --> 04:15.673 [SPEAKER_05]: I'm in the process 04:15.772 --> 04:30.570 [SPEAKER_05]: about eating the dip in us saving the world, that wasn't really a small thing, but, you know, I don't even, I don't concern myself with the trivial, the trivial daily activities of the gods and goddesses. 04:30.590 --> 04:32.433 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, we're trying to save the world. 04:32.753 --> 04:34.415 [SPEAKER_05]: We need to go save promethias. 04:34.695 --> 04:40.783 [SPEAKER_05]: We need to go help, 04:40.763 --> 04:44.647 [SPEAKER_05]: We need to help fucking you know times you just say Zeus coos. 04:45.027 --> 04:46.209 [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, of course. 04:46.229 --> 05:05.129 [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean he's you know He's the god of coos coos Just like oh, it's Zeus coos everyone's like fuck he's gonna Electric you guys like oh no no, he's not he's not he could get a massive deal His mother's name was goose his father is Zeus. 05:05.709 --> 05:08.492 [SPEAKER_05]: He's he's his 05:09.434 --> 05:31.652 [SPEAKER_05]: He's from the Mediterranean you know to me like from where the Mediterranean What the Mediterranean isn't all I think that he's Ukrainian oh, yeah I'm sorry, he's Ukrainian I'm listening tell me something crazy. 05:32.173 --> 05:34.817 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so Zeus Coos is 05:36.367 --> 05:51.355 [SPEAKER_05]: Many years, the stories have been passed down about how Zeus Queses, one of the most passive aggressive, gullible, and amicable, God's 05:52.600 --> 06:19.536 [SPEAKER_05]: Well, also some people argue this is how much of a pussy's excuse is some people argue they're like He's not a guy's a dimmy god in these his kisses like I mean whatever you guys think I mean I'll be what's just a pussy If you want me to be I just want to be happy 06:20.900 --> 06:40.967 [SPEAKER_05]: That's how like Mepa is it is just nephastopolis the one that is talking fading please Oh, make us some cool scoops I think that's how Nephastopolis is though the Satan the devil character, right? 06:41.032 --> 06:42.976 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm pretty sure that's a type of a dinosaur. 06:43.216 --> 06:47.344 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's a stop, really. 06:47.364 --> 06:48.687 [SPEAKER_05]: But yeah, Ziskus, man. 06:48.767 --> 07:02.955 [SPEAKER_05]: He's just, he's, some people may, so the, the old ancient Greek texts that passed down these stories and in these old archetypes and mythologies, that kind of got lost in translation, go figure. 07:02.935 --> 07:12.908 [SPEAKER_05]: But there is a very more American modernized version that a lot of people may not release, but there's a story called the ugly duckling, and that's about Zeus' case. 07:16.834 --> 07:19.577 [SPEAKER_00]: The ugly, stifle off of keys, whether it's like you just say. 07:20.278 --> 07:20.739 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 07:21.179 --> 07:23.863 [SPEAKER_05]: No, ugly, fucking stifle, not police. 07:25.514 --> 07:36.351 [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, the Stephanopolis were just a big nose family that wasn't Jewish, and everyone thought they were and turned into dinosaurs. 07:37.352 --> 07:43.742 [SPEAKER_00]: What if all of the evil people that run the world are just descendants from dinosaurs? 07:44.644 --> 07:45.565 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, shit. 07:46.523 --> 07:50.810 [SPEAKER_00]: Shit, all from dinosaurs and they're just like we're here first motherfuckers. 07:51.431 --> 08:05.994 [SPEAKER_05]: This is our world We were here first man Would not only where we here first, you know you're over there with your big foot prints, you know Like what if that was back in the dinosaur days like that's the shit they argued over. 08:06.455 --> 08:08.498 [SPEAKER_05]: He was just like, you know 08:08.478 --> 08:20.737 [SPEAKER_05]: Fucking T-Rex always has got these fucking big fucking footprints and it just it must you know You can't fucking you know you don't know where you're going because this footprints take up everything They argue about footprints. 08:21.337 --> 08:34.958 [SPEAKER_05]: They argue to about fucking Snaught signs they argue to about fucking a Scale and lizard skin toughness All right, these are the economic sociocanomical problems that we're going on 08:35.360 --> 08:38.245 [SPEAKER_05]: Hey, stop eating a fucking plant crazy dog. 08:38.265 --> 08:41.109 [SPEAKER_00]: Don't forget about Lizard Dixas. 08:42.051 --> 08:42.612 [SPEAKER_05]: Lizard Dixas, yeah. 08:43.493 --> 08:47.360 [SPEAKER_05]: They didn't argue about that because, well, at least, T-Rex didn't, because he couldn't ever see his. 08:49.223 --> 08:53.189 [SPEAKER_00]: I think the reptiles, they got their Dix inside of them. 08:54.472 --> 08:54.972 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they do. 08:55.633 --> 08:57.216 [SPEAKER_00]: They're just all pussies. 08:57.905 --> 08:59.888 [SPEAKER_05]: Right, um, isn't it crazy? 08:59.908 --> 09:03.894 [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, snakes, legs, but like, you're like, where's the egg hole? 09:04.375 --> 09:06.318 [SPEAKER_05]: Like, I don't see the egg hole, you know what I mean? 09:06.338 --> 09:06.438 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. 09:07.279 --> 09:13.288 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think they got like one of them clay-wake-out things, just a fucking, but whole that, also lays eggs. 09:17.134 --> 09:22.502 [SPEAKER_00]: Tim, the zookeeper, is trying to tame his wild animals. 09:24.004 --> 09:24.705 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, man. 09:29.444 --> 09:51.992 [SPEAKER_00]: What's up, Rresty? 09:54.858 --> 10:10.048 [SPEAKER_00]: for those of you listening, Tim, Tim just took his puppy out to take a shit because it was about to shit on the floor, which would have been great content, but I understand we don't want that to happen. 10:13.420 --> 10:17.026 [SPEAKER_00]: Dude isn't an amazing, like we're all, we've come so far. 10:17.086 --> 10:32.932 [SPEAKER_00]: We all have so many problems in our life that are big, everyone's thinking about wars, and well, I'm not, but I'm pussy and thinking about jobs and thinking about, and dude, there was a point where we couldn't even shit in the right place. 10:33.153 --> 10:37.099 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, we fucking would just poop our pants, you know? 10:37.079 --> 10:38.581 [SPEAKER_00]: and we had to get trained. 10:38.822 --> 10:41.906 [SPEAKER_00]: We had to get potty trained just like a dog has to get potty trained. 10:42.267 --> 10:42.747 [SPEAKER_00]: That's right. 10:42.807 --> 10:44.910 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna go far we've come. 10:45.992 --> 10:47.154 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm looking how far we've come. 10:48.876 --> 10:50.418 [SPEAKER_05]: No, we've come pretty far. 10:51.239 --> 10:54.224 [SPEAKER_05]: Me personally, I don't need about about eight inches. 10:54.384 --> 10:54.865 [SPEAKER_05]: I can shoot. 10:55.105 --> 10:56.407 [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I don't shoot about 10 inches. 10:57.148 --> 11:00.753 [SPEAKER_00]: Think about how far our come will go. 11:02.436 --> 11:03.357 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah dude. 11:03.978 --> 11:07.143 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I mean, sorry, I think about how far we'll go as we come. 11:07.303 --> 11:31.200 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, as we think about how we are, and as we come and go as we come and go, dude, welcome to come and go, welcome to come and go, come and go, I'm here a subsidiary of come and go, and which is also a shell company of Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crudden Crud 11:32.362 --> 11:34.385 [SPEAKER_00]: Come on, now in a gradient cream. 11:35.446 --> 11:41.915 [SPEAKER_00]: We got the crown, and we got the crown, and we'll scrape the crown off the crud to give you some fresh crown. 11:42.355 --> 11:43.056 [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. 11:43.317 --> 11:50.086 [SPEAKER_00]: You see the crown floats to the top of the crud, just like the cream floats to the top of the crop. 11:51.047 --> 11:52.809 [SPEAKER_00]: Ooh, gave you the cream of the crop. 11:52.889 --> 11:54.792 [SPEAKER_00]: Crud of the crown, crum with the crud. 11:55.868 --> 12:03.520 [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, he, John Crum's, his, his bait goods are, it's, um, it's Crum come, it's what it is. 12:04.822 --> 12:24.171 [SPEAKER_05]: It was actually John, comes, John, John Crum, that's right, that's right dude, that's, I mean, people don't realize, but John Crittle is, is, dude, I've been watching Harry Potter and the more I think about it, like, 12:25.720 --> 12:32.869 [SPEAKER_05]: J.K. Rowling was she took the idea for Voldemort from us, that is the original John Crown. 12:33.170 --> 12:35.653 [SPEAKER_00]: She was just, she moved to Texas. 12:36.113 --> 12:47.408 [SPEAKER_00]: You've been watching a lot of Harry Potter, and I'm starting to think it's just Haley, hand cuffing you to the couch, taping your eyes open, and it's really, you're gonna 12:47.388 --> 12:49.433 [SPEAKER_00]: Fuckin' watch this with me, but watch it. 12:49.453 --> 12:56.268 [SPEAKER_00]: Fucker, we're gonna get a new dog, a new cat, and then you're just like, fine, fuck it. 12:56.288 --> 12:59.355 [SPEAKER_00]: But you're just like rock hard the whole time, like you can't be loving it. 12:59.774 --> 13:05.479 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he just grabs you by the dick and fucking you're just watching Tom Riddle You're like oh fuck. 13:05.539 --> 13:07.081 [SPEAKER_00]: I got to talk about this some time. 13:07.762 --> 13:08.763 [SPEAKER_00]: I don't go to therapy. 13:08.883 --> 13:22.335 [SPEAKER_05]: So We're gonna get some premium speaking of Tom Crittle Tom Cruddle What's funny is whenever we watch Harry Potter So they have a new A series that made this new show. 13:22.376 --> 13:24.518 [SPEAKER_05]: I think HBO did or fucking Disney Plus. 13:24.758 --> 13:28.161 [SPEAKER_05]: It's the Harry Potter show Right, the door is comes 13:28.360 --> 13:33.619 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure if it's his sexual explicit experiences or not. 13:33.679 --> 13:37.071 [SPEAKER_05]: Rumble door, crumble door, yeah, it's like, 13:38.401 --> 13:49.194 [SPEAKER_05]: Every every every time he does get not gain off a fucking Albus does the fucking one to do a spell It's just it's just the crumbs of baked goods They're like what's wrong? 13:49.314 --> 13:51.076 [SPEAKER_05]: All of it are giving you bad one. 13:51.096 --> 13:51.837 [SPEAKER_05]: He was like listen. 13:51.897 --> 13:52.658 [SPEAKER_05]: I'm working on it. 13:52.738 --> 13:53.179 [SPEAKER_05]: Okay? 13:54.801 --> 14:01.869 [SPEAKER_00]: Every spell he has to shout They're like do a double door when you get good at this. 14:01.889 --> 14:03.491 [SPEAKER_00]: You don't have to say it anymore. 14:03.551 --> 14:05.674 [SPEAKER_00]: You just think it and he's like 14:05.755 --> 14:06.898 [SPEAKER_00]: C'mon, no! 14:06.918 --> 14:11.190 [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, he's still working on his, his, uh, wizardry skills. 14:11.651 --> 14:14.138 [SPEAKER_05]: Hey, Swag, leave his collar alone, you little bitch. 14:14.940 --> 14:15.321 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 14:15.502 --> 14:15.843 [SPEAKER_00]: Swag. 14:16.204 --> 14:17.547 [SPEAKER_00]: Fuck off, Swag. 14:17.748 --> 14:18.289 [SPEAKER_05]: Hey, Swaggy. 14:18.590 --> 14:19.292 [SPEAKER_05]: So... 14:19.610 --> 14:20.712 [SPEAKER_05]: This is the thing. 14:21.012 --> 14:30.568 [SPEAKER_05]: I read the Harry Potter books because my wife said you should read this story So that was my first introduction into a new era a good man that does what your wife tells you to do. 14:30.869 --> 14:36.618 [SPEAKER_05]: I try to I try also I actively try not to do what she tells me so yeah both sides of it. 14:36.939 --> 14:43.270 [SPEAKER_00]: This is what keeps the universe balanced So when I read the books. 14:43.430 --> 14:45.313 [SPEAKER_05]: It's funny how our imagination 14:46.002 --> 14:52.930 [SPEAKER_05]: Like the visualizations you get because when I first read the books The character Draco, Malfoy. 14:53.530 --> 14:55.633 [SPEAKER_05]: I swear to God when I read the books. 14:55.653 --> 14:56.333 [SPEAKER_05]: I was like dude. 14:56.353 --> 15:08.507 [SPEAKER_05]: He's got black hair because I saw Draco and I thought Draco because as soon as I saw those letters, I thought about Dracula And I thought about the dark lord and just like slithering and it made since Oh, I think you're gonna say like black people. 15:08.887 --> 15:13.292 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know black black hair black just the black hair with the white skin I see 15:13.272 --> 15:21.488 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and so when you said black here I thought black people that my bad that was a little bit I don't know if that was racist probably not but maybe a little bit. 15:21.768 --> 15:31.146 [SPEAKER_05]: No, it's just it's just you're just inferring You know inferring yeah black hair black people black coffee black cocks 15:31.396 --> 15:33.862 [SPEAKER_05]: So that was one thing that I thought. 15:34.083 --> 15:39.436 [SPEAKER_05]: And then another thing was like, how I pronounce, I was like, hey, grid, and then goby. 15:39.597 --> 15:42.223 [SPEAKER_05]: And like, these are the ways I was saying it while I'm reading the books, right? 15:42.985 --> 15:48.038 [SPEAKER_00]: Are you admitting to our entire audience you don't know how to read? 15:48.018 --> 15:58.752 [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, hey, good say it to the fuck and dobe that Harry Puder with it's going to go to hay Guards. 15:59.092 --> 16:01.135 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so that's what that's what it's like. 16:01.155 --> 16:02.897 [SPEAKER_00]: Why does this book make it a sense? 16:04.179 --> 16:08.124 [SPEAKER_05]: And then there's another, there's another character named Tox. 16:08.144 --> 16:10.026 [SPEAKER_05]: That was part of the order of the Phoenix. 16:10.259 --> 16:15.528 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like I heard that's actually a miss spelling her name is Hunks real. 16:15.748 --> 16:30.171 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, well, that's how you pronounce it Hunks Hunks, but when I read that dude titties, I don't know about anybody else in the world But when I read the word talks as a name I thought of a black person and so when I first watched the movies I was like Hagrid. 16:30.232 --> 16:31.514 [SPEAKER_05]: Why are they called it's hatred? 16:31.534 --> 16:32.976 [SPEAKER_05]: She's like you're an idiot 16:32.956 --> 16:37.021 [SPEAKER_05]: And I was like, why does, I was like, why does, I was like, why does, I was like, first of all, it's Draco. 16:37.382 --> 16:38.383 [SPEAKER_05]: And why does he have blonde hair? 16:38.403 --> 16:44.751 [SPEAKER_05]: She goes, they explicitly, I was like, they didn't, I said in the book, I read, they did not describe, they described his hair as black. 16:44.971 --> 16:50.978 [SPEAKER_05]: And she was like, let me, and she pulled out the book that I had read and she was like, show me, I was like, I don't know, the words are different when I read it. 16:51.359 --> 16:58.408 [SPEAKER_05]: And so like, I have this different visualization in my mind of like, it's crazy how the mind does so much. 16:58.468 --> 17:01.832 [SPEAKER_05]: And that's one of the reasons I love books is because like, 17:01.812 --> 17:14.784 [SPEAKER_05]: It's the same reason I've mentioned before why I like the fantastic B-Smoothies because it's just a screenplay that is put into literature There's no actual book for you to use your imagination so when you watch the movie It's all creation. 17:14.864 --> 17:24.452 [SPEAKER_05]: It's all creative experience and like absorbing that But you watch the regular Harry Potter movies and it's like my mind already told me Tonks is black his name is Draco. 17:24.492 --> 17:25.353 [SPEAKER_05]: He's got black air. 17:25.754 --> 17:30.638 [SPEAKER_05]: It's Doby and it's Hagrid 17:34.094 --> 17:41.942 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, this is a love, I love reading books, because I love when the words make my mind tickle. 17:42.663 --> 17:43.764 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 17:43.784 --> 17:48.629 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like a guy who claims he knows that a read, but everyone knows he doesn't. 17:48.649 --> 17:51.832 [SPEAKER_00]: Everyone's like, everyone's like, it's like John Crumbs. 17:51.912 --> 17:55.736 [SPEAKER_00]: Mr. Crumbs, what books have you been reading recently? 17:56.977 --> 18:00.861 [SPEAKER_00]: I love the read books because 18:00.841 --> 18:22.022 [SPEAKER_00]: on the books when they get a reading my mind gives a took-on and they secretly every time he holds a book it just crumbles he wants to fit in he's like I've definitely read a book Harry Harry Pungent Harry Pungent 18:22.002 --> 18:24.406 [SPEAKER_05]: Dude, he's like, have you ever ready to need the classics? 18:24.626 --> 18:34.041 [SPEAKER_05]: I've read those shakes, pickle spear, I've read, I've read them all, I read, um, uh, Denny's in Furno. 18:34.702 --> 18:46.221 [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, Denny's is a restaurant, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furno, it's in Furn 18:46.201 --> 19:00.868 [SPEAKER_05]: The fuck is stages of diaretic hell Damn bro, that dude, I've worked with you guys 19:01.490 --> 19:08.720 [SPEAKER_05]: I worked with a 50-year-old guy on the Texas Flood Disaster here in Texas in the Hill Country. 19:08.801 --> 19:10.323 [SPEAKER_00]: And he couldn't have been- It's not a guy. 19:10.683 --> 19:12.946 [SPEAKER_00]: If he's 50, that's a man. 19:13.227 --> 19:13.647 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah. 19:14.028 --> 19:15.250 [SPEAKER_00]: That's a man. 19:15.410 --> 19:16.472 [SPEAKER_05]: Well, he couldn't read and write. 19:17.813 --> 19:18.494 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, shit. 19:18.935 --> 19:19.276 [SPEAKER_05]: There you go. 19:19.296 --> 19:19.656 [SPEAKER_05]: So funny. 19:19.676 --> 19:21.539 [SPEAKER_05]: And he was one of the better employees. 19:21.659 --> 19:22.741 [SPEAKER_05]: That's how bad. 19:23.422 --> 19:27.227 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he hasn't been brainwashed by fucking English literature. 19:28.810 --> 19:42.921 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's fucking, but you know, so you're telling me he was still talking in that fucking, you know, native Hawaiian like fucking just using breath sounds and vowels and just 19:43.610 --> 19:45.794 [SPEAKER_00]: You're like, come on, John spit it out. 19:45.814 --> 19:46.676 [SPEAKER_00]: What do you want to say? 19:46.736 --> 19:49.001 [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, oh, I don't know how to, yeah. 19:49.382 --> 19:53.610 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, wait, you can't read or write, but you can talk, right? 19:53.630 --> 19:54.572 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yeah. 19:54.592 --> 19:55.534 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, I could talk. 19:55.574 --> 19:57.779 [SPEAKER_00]: I was just trying to talk with letters. 19:58.200 --> 19:59.703 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 19:59.723 --> 20:00.825 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so, 20:00.805 --> 20:05.214 [SPEAKER_05]: Go ahead and give us an imperative. 20:05.354 --> 20:06.416 [SPEAKER_05]: Is it imperative sentence? 20:06.456 --> 20:09.562 [SPEAKER_05]: He's like You're like dad. 20:09.703 --> 20:10.664 [SPEAKER_05]: That's not how you talk. 20:11.105 --> 20:11.506 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no. 20:11.566 --> 20:17.398 [SPEAKER_00]: He just like Fucking goes Imperial and you're like not the imperialist curse. 20:17.418 --> 20:19.482 [SPEAKER_00]: You're not the spirit of sentence. 20:19.642 --> 20:21.666 [SPEAKER_00]: Not the spell. 20:21.646 --> 20:46.881 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just a wizard the whole time Dude, he's like, I don't know how to reenwrite myself into wizard school That's the thing about Harry Potter You know when it goes to Hogwarts and never learned how to properly read or write They just know how to do spells Yeah, they like they're paying their taxes and they're just fucking like flippando Yeah, hey How are you doing Sarah? 20:46.901 --> 20:49.645 [SPEAKER_05]: How are you doing today? 20:50.587 --> 20:58.635 [SPEAKER_05]: What, you're I mean, did you need a, did you want to hot hot or ice coffee, a Lumos, a little hot mora. 21:01.859 --> 21:03.240 [SPEAKER_04]: That's so funny. 21:03.480 --> 21:15.953 [SPEAKER_05]: I've been thinking about, um, I'm thinking this is something I want to take on at the end of the year, but I think I'm going to, I'm going to get like four different classic books, like classic literature. 21:16.102 --> 21:17.304 [SPEAKER_05]: that I've never read before. 21:17.324 --> 21:27.157 [SPEAKER_05]: And because I think about like Peterson and all these guys that quote these old school classics, and I'm like, dude, there's a lot of classics that I haven't read, you know what I mean? 21:27.858 --> 21:32.484 [SPEAKER_00]: So, you should read Tom Sawyer. 21:33.425 --> 21:36.589 [SPEAKER_00]: You should read Huckleberry Finn. 21:36.809 --> 21:37.410 [SPEAKER_05]: Read that one. 21:37.931 --> 21:40.995 [SPEAKER_00]: You should read a tale of two cities. 21:41.093 --> 21:42.836 [SPEAKER_05]: Red that one. 21:43.717 --> 21:51.228 [SPEAKER_00]: You're like, well, you've read them all you think you read all the books in the English language Something there's something else. 21:51.548 --> 21:54.172 [SPEAKER_05]: I'm thinking like maybe some like I've got a couple. 21:54.332 --> 21:54.873 [SPEAKER_05]: I've got a couple. 21:54.933 --> 21:59.119 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, have you read Harry Potter? 21:59.504 --> 22:03.094 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm red you like shed a soul tear from the trauma. 22:03.154 --> 22:05.902 [SPEAKER_00]: Just like your wife just beating you Check it out. 22:05.922 --> 22:14.948 [SPEAKER_00]: Bring it for more fucking time Because I goes hair was fucking black Well, I will say dude one thing that I highly fucking 22:15.687 --> 22:36.463 [SPEAKER_05]: Respect and fucking it's very impressive is she rereads Harry Potter so much They're like she can quote that bitch like a fucking like a fucking veteran pastor that can quote the Bible It's fucking crazy She's fucking she reads she's read it that shit so much She's all you're like 22:36.443 --> 22:48.804 [SPEAKER_00]: You're like you're like in church with her and the priest is like all right, so flip to John 316 And hey, would you read that to the classes? 22:48.824 --> 22:58.079 [SPEAKER_00]: Harry said to Tom Riddle I'm going to kill you She's like got a book Harry Potter book. 22:58.540 --> 23:00.223 [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, it's not the right book 23:00.203 --> 23:02.707 [SPEAKER_05]: No, it's, it's, don't worry, preacher. 23:02.787 --> 23:03.128 [SPEAKER_05]: It's not. 23:03.148 --> 23:07.995 [SPEAKER_00]: She says, well, Malfoy, three, six, teams say, I'm halfway through 16, says that. 23:08.015 --> 23:12.021 [SPEAKER_00]: Um, I saw them win swear that I'm up to no good. 23:12.041 --> 23:14.105 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, shit. 23:15.006 --> 23:18.972 [SPEAKER_05]: Dude, I was telling you about that show called Brooklyn, 99. 23:18.952 --> 23:25.847 [SPEAKER_05]: And Andy Sandberg, there's this interaction in one of the episodes where he's talking to his wife and they're both detectives, right? 23:26.388 --> 23:32.321 [SPEAKER_05]: And she was like, you need to stop saying mischief managed after we have sex in your climax. 23:32.361 --> 23:36.490 [SPEAKER_05]: I couldn't stop like that. 23:36.511 --> 23:37.172 [SPEAKER_05]: I've heard of this. 23:37.473 --> 23:39.036 [SPEAKER_05]: That's a great idea. 23:39.775 --> 23:56.856 [SPEAKER_05]: the next time you get down and get a little like nookie nookie after you fucking after you release just save a mischief manage but you got to do this mischief manage no no you can't say it to their face you have to go right up in their ear and say it as quietly as possible 23:57.325 --> 24:00.869 [SPEAKER_05]: That is on track for serial killer fucking shit. 24:00.889 --> 24:26.100 [SPEAKER_00]: I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it 24:26.080 --> 24:27.768 [SPEAKER_00]: I think you're in the plus. 24:28.993 --> 24:33.272 [SPEAKER_00]: You don't realize, you can program anybody, you can program anybody. 24:33.421 --> 24:36.785 [SPEAKER_05]: Dude, I'm going to start saying the shift managed for every day. 24:37.866 --> 24:43.572 [SPEAKER_05]: Next time I get a coffee, I'm going to call me, they're like, here's your coffee, this shift managed. 24:45.254 --> 24:51.321 [SPEAKER_00]: And they're just like, oh, dude, I think, I think, copper bar, I'm going to like, fucking bring a bell in and ring it. 24:51.481 --> 24:53.243 [SPEAKER_00]: And then be like, okay, I'm buying a bowl. 24:53.303 --> 24:54.764 [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm going to do that like 20 times. 24:55.005 --> 24:57.567 [SPEAKER_00]: And then I'm just going to ring the bell and see what happens. 24:58.849 --> 25:02.753 [SPEAKER_05]: Fuck yeah, dude, that would be badass. 25:04.083 --> 25:06.107 [SPEAKER_00]: Itching themselves where the fuck is it? 25:06.127 --> 25:08.371 [SPEAKER_05]: It would so work, bro, it would so work. 25:09.032 --> 25:09.393 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 25:10.435 --> 25:16.285 [SPEAKER_00]: I actually do it with just one person and just like, experiment on them, just like, just like, mischief managed. 25:16.345 --> 25:17.127 [SPEAKER_00]: Do you want to create them? 25:17.207 --> 25:17.748 [SPEAKER_00]: I got you. 25:18.088 --> 25:18.489 [SPEAKER_00]: On me. 25:19.190 --> 25:22.817 [SPEAKER_05]: No, that'd be amazing. 25:23.152 --> 25:45.075 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we need to start carrying bells and whistles and the marauders, that's the thing people got to realize like if they want people to follow Jesus and God and They want to really program that they just need to a pocket full of like jolly ranchers like the teachers would do and just be like just Look at someone in the face and say 25:45.055 --> 25:52.928 [SPEAKER_00]: John 17 the kingdom of heaven is within you and then hand a jolly rancher to that mother fucker No, just put it in their mouth. 25:52.948 --> 26:02.604 [SPEAKER_00]: And then they'll just sing and then they'll fucking see the Lord right there Once that sugar will treat hits their little teeth and then too That's what they're fit. 26:02.624 --> 26:09.375 [SPEAKER_00]: They're given fucking paper eucrists that are made of cardboard They got to be using some jolly ranchers baby 26:09.355 --> 26:25.592 [SPEAKER_00]: the church of Christ sponsored by jolly rancher just jolly rancher a subsidiary of John Crum what you need to be careful though if anyone grumble your teeth away if anybody does want to put this 26:25.572 --> 26:55.461 [SPEAKER_05]: this alplight and there are real lives be careful that you don't get other candies like sour warheads because if you give someone a sour warhead after you tell them about God they might just go straight to the devil what the face just did you ever do did you ever do so much they'll just go gay right away oh yeah 26:58.107 --> 27:16.858 [SPEAKER_00]: It gives anybody even a thin-lipped white bitch you've given her you give her a warhead And she gets some DSLs right away That's what I'm not you know DSLs are yeah, I knew this girl in her nickname in high school is cable 27:18.543 --> 27:33.059 [SPEAKER_00]: Because yeah, I bet this girl her name was dial-up because she took her time when connecting to my dick You know That's not as a pickup line. 27:33.700 --> 27:41.428 [SPEAKER_00]: Hey baby is your name dial-up because I'd like to take my sweet time connecting with your pussy 27:41.408 --> 27:59.437 [SPEAKER_00]: But she's like fucking, she's like 25 and she's like, I don't know what I love Holy shit dude, I fucking went and got coffee Did I tell you I think I told you this last night, but you drink coffee. 27:59.497 --> 28:00.278 [SPEAKER_00]: That's a surprise. 28:00.359 --> 28:01.881 [SPEAKER_00]: I never would have thought that 28:01.861 --> 28:04.785 [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, this bitch didn't know what folder's was. 28:04.985 --> 28:06.046 [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, dude, what's going on? 28:06.066 --> 28:08.530 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you told me on the phone dude, that's how fucked up. 28:08.910 --> 28:10.732 [SPEAKER_00]: That's how fucked up this bitch got you, dude. 28:10.853 --> 28:13.316 [SPEAKER_00]: You feel like you're getting gas lit by fucking society. 28:13.877 --> 28:16.961 [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, she's like, folders never existed. 28:18.322 --> 28:22.828 [SPEAKER_01]: Dude, dude, you're like, I stole your phone. 28:22.848 --> 28:24.510 [SPEAKER_01]: I stole your phone. 28:24.530 --> 28:26.653 [SPEAKER_01]: Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. 28:27.477 --> 28:37.968 [SPEAKER_05]: Just fucking on just fucking on meltdown dude a nuclear fucking on meltdown a fusion fucking misreaction Well tell the audience what happens. 28:37.988 --> 28:48.839 [SPEAKER_05]: So you went you went somewhere and so We had some friend friend come over and just you know, Hayley was like yeah One of her friends is coming over and they brought their their kid over. 28:48.879 --> 28:55.206 [SPEAKER_05]: It's like two-year-old or Through your old or something and they went for a walk and they took the puppy for a walk and I was like 28:55.186 --> 28:59.271 [SPEAKER_05]: Never wanted to go to, but like, you know, he doesn't do good on the leash. 28:59.511 --> 29:01.714 [SPEAKER_05]: He's never, he's not used to being on the leash. 29:01.754 --> 29:19.776 [SPEAKER_05]: So I took, never in the car, and I went to go get a cup of coffee, and I went to this brewery that had coffee, and it was, it was crazy because it was like, I saw that they had like, they're like, oh, we have like, you know, you know, like, 29:20.296 --> 29:22.358 [SPEAKER_05]: you know, artsy coffee, you know what I mean? 29:22.378 --> 29:26.842 [SPEAKER_05]: They had like, they had like premium coffee, you know, not just some bullshit. 29:26.862 --> 29:30.685 [SPEAKER_05]: And so when I asked about, I was like, you guys got coffee, I was like, why just need black coffee? 29:30.725 --> 29:32.587 [SPEAKER_05]: You have drip, yeah, we have drip coffee. 29:32.607 --> 29:36.711 [SPEAKER_05]: And I was like, was it like, from Walmart or the grocery store, is it like, folders? 29:36.891 --> 29:45.959 [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, if it is, that's fine, but I was just curious, what am I buying, you know, for, you know, if I'm gonna pay these high prices for a cup of coffee, like, I'm just getting folders. 29:46.059 --> 29:48.261 [SPEAKER_05]: And she had no idea what I was talking about. 29:48.341 --> 29:49.442 [SPEAKER_05]: And that's when, 29:49.827 --> 29:52.291 [SPEAKER_04]: I thought I'd done bitch. 29:52.712 --> 29:54.495 [SPEAKER_05]: I almost lost it, you know what I mean? 29:54.696 --> 29:57.501 [SPEAKER_05]: Like I almost lost it I was like, you don't know. 29:57.681 --> 30:05.575 [SPEAKER_05]: Folders do every there's like that commercial where it's like every morning Folders or whatever some shit like that, you know 30:05.555 --> 30:20.377 [SPEAKER_00]: Do you have fucking shares of that folder because you know the link you know the song the jingle I really love the idea though that you're just like Am I getting folders and it's like this Mandela effect. 30:20.397 --> 30:35.359 [SPEAKER_00]: She's like Folders and she like fucking her eyes roll back and she looks They just go white She just looks and she says There's never been folders 30:35.339 --> 30:37.466 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, she does this one. 30:37.486 --> 30:40.595 [SPEAKER_05]: She does, she does, she does, she does, she does, Folders is not what you see. 30:41.057 --> 30:43.926 [SPEAKER_05]: You're like, dude, she's just to a, did I mind track on me? 30:43.966 --> 30:46.996 [SPEAKER_05]: And she's like, Star Wars isn't real. 30:47.036 --> 30:48.741 [SPEAKER_05]: You're like, it's real. 30:48.974 --> 31:11.111 [SPEAKER_00]: It's really because, like, Fultures has been run by, like, the John Cromer fucking the higher fucking pedophile ring that runs the world and they're being dismantled currently and now there's, like, the fucking big brother aliens are trying to come over and help us out, but to help us, they have to possess people and so it's just, like, Fultures never existed. 31:11.131 --> 31:14.797 [SPEAKER_00]: Remember, it was like, okay, all right, I guess I'm fine. 31:14.817 --> 31:15.218 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. 31:15.198 --> 31:19.890 [SPEAKER_05]: Well, this is what I also, I get to in retrospect, I start thinking about it afterwards. 31:20.652 --> 31:27.952 [SPEAKER_05]: I was like, if I tell you, like, we can talk about it, we can laugh about it, you can think it's idiotic. 31:28.032 --> 31:31.401 [SPEAKER_05]: But like, if I tell anyone else, they're like, why is that an issue? 31:31.381 --> 31:55.650 [SPEAKER_05]: They're like, there's, there's, there's, there's people starving in America and there's there's systemic racism and I'm over here just like you don't fucking know what Folders is like that is the fucking coffee like it's crazy like those are the kind of things that I fucking I'm just like what the fuck is going on well you like your coffee I mean I don't know if I've ever met someone that likes coffee more than you do you love coffee 31:55.630 --> 32:03.573 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, if coffee was a woman, you would have, I mean, I don't want to say rape her, but Yes, I would have. 32:03.593 --> 32:10.332 [SPEAKER_00]: If she said no, you would have been, you know, persuasive, you would have, you would have, you would have. 32:10.835 --> 32:15.081 [SPEAKER_00]: You have grabbed her by the bean, so to speak. 32:15.301 --> 32:19.867 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's why I can't believe I just made a rape joke. 32:20.167 --> 32:25.675 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's why I always ask for black coffee and room for cream. 32:26.135 --> 32:28.178 [SPEAKER_05]: Just in case, I'm trying to fucking penetrate. 32:28.258 --> 32:32.924 [SPEAKER_05]: It's unconsensual fucking, it's unconsensual brewing is what it is. 32:33.365 --> 32:34.767 [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean? 32:34.787 --> 32:39.373 [SPEAKER_00]: Dude is black coffee with room for cream. 32:39.725 --> 32:50.629 [SPEAKER_00]: the manifestation, the projection, the prophesying of the black man's reign over the next age of America. 32:50.845 --> 33:01.364 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh shit, if it is I'm gonna start ordering white coffee and then you know a little bit just a fucking cup of cream Dude that'd be nuts. 33:01.765 --> 33:09.439 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's what that's what we you know, but the cream will still be there You put a little cream in and it just gives a little bit of backing to the black coffee. 33:09.799 --> 33:10.260 [SPEAKER_05]: That's right. 33:10.901 --> 33:12.364 [SPEAKER_05]: That's right 33:12.344 --> 33:31.385 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, for every for every good 10 black men there's at least one good white person Oh, yeah, I mean because that's the ratio of like cream the coffee 10 to one So yeah, I think I mean those numbers track. 33:31.465 --> 33:39.714 [SPEAKER_05]: I mean I read a I read an article in the The New York Times and I I might have gotten backwards. 33:39.754 --> 33:40.955 [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's the other way around. 33:40.975 --> 33:41.676 [SPEAKER_00]: No, no 33:42.213 --> 33:43.034 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. 33:43.054 --> 33:47.759 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, for every black person, there is some greasy fucking hands. 33:48.020 --> 33:49.021 [SPEAKER_05]: That's what fucking sure. 33:49.702 --> 33:54.567 [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, I still think that like, um, black people just aren't telling us everything. 33:54.948 --> 34:00.174 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, all my black friends, I just feel like they're hiding the disconnection to the fucking earth. 34:00.674 --> 34:10.245 [SPEAKER_00]: That like, they when they go take a shower, they just fucking tap in and their eyes roll back and they fucking see all the secrets to the universe and then they come out and they're like, 34:10.698 --> 34:12.160 [SPEAKER_00]: And then you're like, what do you know? 34:12.200 --> 34:18.469 [SPEAKER_00]: And they're just like, well, I know this pussy is good and getting pussy is real good. 34:19.551 --> 34:20.252 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, getting. 34:20.292 --> 34:21.133 [SPEAKER_00]: Look at that pooch. 34:21.514 --> 34:22.215 [SPEAKER_00]: Look at that pooch. 34:22.776 --> 34:24.298 [SPEAKER_00]: You're a nice little pooch there. 34:24.739 --> 34:26.421 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got my old puppy here. 34:26.541 --> 34:28.504 [SPEAKER_05]: Swade is his name. 34:28.923 --> 34:41.155 [SPEAKER_00]: Patrick Sweetie, what would it look like if all white people suddenly their skin went dark, but they kept all of their same like physical attributes and no size in their size, big, big year. 34:41.375 --> 34:52.186 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, people got to start being more racist to a big year to white people, because the big year to white people fucking dumbo's, they're just flapping those years and flying away. 34:52.506 --> 34:58.272 [SPEAKER_00]: What do they just over there listen and well, fucking fuck them, just like, 34:58.252 --> 35:06.180 [SPEAKER_05]: I thought you were going to say, what if all black people like, what was the, how did you say it was all white people? 35:06.200 --> 35:12.386 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, no, yeah, if all black people just turned like they're skin, they just all had like a disorder where they lost their pigment. 35:12.907 --> 35:20.575 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I think everyone would look like aliens, like you look at a white person be like, dude, you sat in the sun so long. 35:20.675 --> 35:23.938 [SPEAKER_00]: You fucking turned into a fucking burnt chicken nugget. 35:24.279 --> 35:25.660 [SPEAKER_00]: And then, like, the, 35:25.640 --> 35:45.218 [SPEAKER_00]: Everyone who is black could be like, bro, you fucking, like, you, I don't know what it's gonna say something so fucked dude, I was gonna say I apologize, I was gonna say you fucking made it with them white orcs 35:45.198 --> 36:00.438 [SPEAKER_00]: What's fucked up is that like Tolkien and fucking making the movies they stole like they stole like tribal African language to use as orc language So yeah, it was racist to begin with I'm just observing the race. 36:00.478 --> 36:01.058 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no. 36:01.118 --> 36:01.359 [SPEAKER_05]: No. 36:01.499 --> 36:03.261 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's a must observe situation. 36:03.301 --> 36:04.042 [SPEAKER_05]: It's a must. 36:04.062 --> 36:05.744 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah So here's another thing too. 36:05.925 --> 36:09.129 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not a stop serve situation. 36:09.149 --> 36:11.712 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think that the Holocaust was that too 36:11.692 --> 36:13.495 [SPEAKER_05]: It's like I'm not getting involved. 36:13.575 --> 36:14.797 [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just gonna watch it. 36:14.917 --> 36:15.759 [SPEAKER_00]: We must observe. 36:15.839 --> 36:27.999 [SPEAKER_05]: This is wild That's what you said Like there's just guys outside the fucking gates of fucking awesomeness just eating popcorn He's like I'm not gonna go ask what's going on. 36:28.120 --> 36:31.405 [SPEAKER_05]: I just know this is fucking next row insane 36:31.385 --> 36:34.650 [SPEAKER_00]: You know what's fucked up is, that's what we do all the time. 36:35.271 --> 36:40.798 [SPEAKER_00]: Even though it happened in the past, there is no such thing as time, and we're all just talking about it, observing it. 36:40.979 --> 36:45.746 [SPEAKER_00]: No one's actually doing anything, no one's going out and being like, Jews need to be treated better. 36:46.106 --> 36:48.149 [SPEAKER_00]: Jews, you know, Jewish people need more rights. 36:48.169 --> 36:49.491 [SPEAKER_00]: They need to be respected more. 36:49.731 --> 36:52.575 [SPEAKER_00]: No one's doing that, everyone's just going, well that was fucked. 36:52.595 --> 36:53.697 [SPEAKER_00]: And he ain't popcorn, you know. 36:54.077 --> 36:56.681 [SPEAKER_00]: Even Jordan Plunderman, Jordan Plunderman. 36:57.102 --> 36:57.983 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah. 36:57.963 --> 37:00.687 [SPEAKER_00]: He was actually just an observer. 37:01.067 --> 37:03.010 [SPEAKER_00]: He wasn't in it, and what has he done? 37:03.991 --> 37:14.786 [SPEAKER_00]: Actually, he's actually done some cool stuff to bring it to light, like how, because he talks about like how that fucking happens, you know what has to happen in a country for everyone to become such a pussy, but they don't fucking stand up for what's right. 37:15.166 --> 37:18.651 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm talking to you, Germans, and you're sire-crout, and you're shitty bread. 37:19.051 --> 37:21.355 [SPEAKER_00]: Your bread is hard and fucking shitty. 37:21.375 --> 37:24.679 [SPEAKER_00]: So you need a fucking realized, and you need a fucking wake up. 37:25.537 --> 37:26.779 [SPEAKER_00]: Five months Anto. 37:27.259 --> 37:28.781 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, fuck months Anto, dude. 37:29.482 --> 37:39.776 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, fucking months Anto Dude, I just think about white people that just are so fucking leathery, Dan They really do look like extraterrestrials. 37:39.936 --> 37:41.398 [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean? 37:41.418 --> 37:48.608 [SPEAKER_00]: They're like that's all That's all extraterrestrials are it's just really leathery old white people 37:50.731 --> 38:16.198 [SPEAKER_00]: Actually there's been a few abductions because the extra trestials thought that these white people were one of them because they were so leathery And they got in the fucking UFO and they're like oh shit Tom, I think we fucked up this thing one of us They think one of us is just a Florida man who's like, well, there's bus-rim and pull Where's my favorite 38:18.119 --> 38:19.881 [SPEAKER_00]: I worked hard for my retirement. 38:19.961 --> 38:22.284 [SPEAKER_00]: Now, where's my psyllium husk, Fiverr? 38:23.145 --> 38:24.306 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm constipated. 38:24.767 --> 38:25.067 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. 38:25.668 --> 38:32.816 [SPEAKER_05]: Good someone, please hook me up to the bug and the appendage that gives me knowledge and food and nourishment. 38:34.117 --> 38:40.164 [SPEAKER_05]: You're like, he's just like an extra-terrestrial, umbilical cord's up in this, he's just like, is this the one? 38:40.905 --> 38:44.329 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, my after this bitch, if I'm not going to be in Florida. 38:44.309 --> 38:50.463 [SPEAKER_05]: We have we have we have an HOA board meeting and I'm not a liar so just let me have this goddamn Biblical court. 38:50.483 --> 38:51.385 [SPEAKER_05]: You got them fucking dude. 38:52.087 --> 38:54.773 [SPEAKER_00]: They accidentally abducted John Crow. 38:55.094 --> 38:56.217 [SPEAKER_00]: The distance. 38:56.898 --> 38:58.462 [SPEAKER_00]: He's taking it. 38:58.482 --> 39:01.930 [SPEAKER_00]: They're all at fucking spacecraft apart. 39:01.910 --> 39:05.415 [SPEAKER_00]: He's like he's like looking at the wall. 39:05.435 --> 39:15.850 [SPEAKER_00]: There's all these embillicle cords hanging down his legs They're not the embillicle cord of infinite knowledge wisdom and nourishment Hook me up to that and they're like fucking fucking what the fuck did you pick up? 39:15.890 --> 39:18.714 [SPEAKER_00]: Don't hook him up to that shit Who the fuck is this? 39:20.156 --> 39:31.512 [SPEAKER_00]: Or a spacecraft bolts are flying out of random places as soon as he got on the ship He's just like actually like a magnet attracting on the Yeah, it's like magneto at a fucking 39:31.492 --> 39:37.749 [SPEAKER_00]: And he's just like saying a bunch of depressing shit that's just like Oh, what's this? 39:37.809 --> 39:45.771 [SPEAKER_00]: He grabs the embilical cord and hooks it up and their whole space craft is just sitting crazy 39:46.375 --> 39:50.863 [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, I check the infinite knowledge and I crumble the way. 39:51.584 --> 39:53.668 [SPEAKER_00]: No, man, that's all John Kramas. 39:53.688 --> 39:55.571 [SPEAKER_00]: He's just a leathery man from Florida. 39:55.852 --> 40:01.021 [SPEAKER_00]: That just happens to be God and the destroyer of the world. 40:01.461 --> 40:02.042 [SPEAKER_05]: Yep, yep. 40:02.683 --> 40:04.527 [SPEAKER_05]: Some people may consider him the Death Star. 40:04.827 --> 40:05.869 [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean? 40:05.933 --> 40:09.918 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the death, the death stungus. 40:10.679 --> 40:25.476 [SPEAKER_05]: I think that is how the federal government, that how ICE, the immigration came about, because when the aliens took up John Criddle, they were like, we have gotta get rid of these fucking people. 40:25.977 --> 40:27.499 [SPEAKER_05]: So that's how ICE came about, you know? 40:27.979 --> 40:29.361 [SPEAKER_05]: It's an alien force, is what it is. 40:29.801 --> 40:34.607 [SPEAKER_05]: It's a foreign entity from the sovereign government of extraterrestrials. 40:34.587 --> 40:36.127 [SPEAKER_05]: up in fucking 40:36.865 --> 40:42.974 [SPEAKER_00]: I like this idea that aliens are actually, they've just been trying to help us this whole time. 40:43.314 --> 40:45.858 [SPEAKER_00]: Like they have no malicious intent. 40:46.118 --> 40:49.783 [SPEAKER_00]: They're just really trying to help us, but we are so fucked. 40:49.803 --> 40:52.467 [SPEAKER_00]: Like we are so just like John crumming ourselves. 40:52.788 --> 41:05.826 [SPEAKER_00]: Like the aliens are like, we gave them fire and Apple technology iPhones and they can communicate effortlessly across nations and they're still talking about 41:05.806 --> 41:22.307 [SPEAKER_00]: And they're just like fucking that was the one thing we didn't give them and then they look over at like Satan and Satan It's like I gave them the new guy gave them the new I'm sorry What if they're just really trying to help us? 41:22.347 --> 41:30.818 [SPEAKER_00]: They're just like we gave them like GMO crops so they never have to go hungry I think that that 41:31.372 --> 41:56.012 [SPEAKER_05]: realistically, I think that when they try to help us, they sent down a ambassador or representative and they sent down the god Zeus Cuce, he came down and they're like, they have a big alien meeting, a big board meeting, they're like, he's just working at that fucking Mediterranean restaurant in the fucking big city and he's burned in the fucking Cuce, this guy is not doing nothing. 41:55.992 --> 41:58.816 [SPEAKER_05]: So that's why that's why we went astray. 41:59.017 --> 41:59.578 [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean? 41:59.738 --> 42:03.564 [SPEAKER_05]: Because our role models like Zeus cubes Have it done the any good. 42:03.584 --> 42:12.198 [SPEAKER_00]: The aliens are just a bowl of sentient couscous That was just like it was it was some couscous auntie left on the counter. 42:12.478 --> 42:20.751 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just grew eyeballs in a mouth It started spewing infinite wisdom enough 42:20.731 --> 42:23.235 [SPEAKER_00]: Just like I'm not one couscous. 42:23.415 --> 42:27.541 [SPEAKER_00]: I am the unification of all couscous. 42:27.561 --> 42:32.348 [SPEAKER_00]: I can see and know all perspectives at once. 42:33.189 --> 42:39.398 [SPEAKER_00]: I am couscous lord of course son of course. 42:40.458 --> 42:49.571 [SPEAKER_00]: My father, Kus, my son, Zeus, my nephew, Mousse, and he's like, okay, he's either very wise or very dumb. 42:49.732 --> 42:50.733 [SPEAKER_00]: Should we listen to him? 42:53.197 --> 42:54.419 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, shit. 42:54.659 --> 43:00.087 [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, the final, the final battle between John Kramins and Zeus, Kus. 43:00.252 --> 43:19.712 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, if you want to know about it, like they always have maps and fantasy books of like where like cities and towns and territories and like where like glass battles happen, but if you go back and look like the map that they have for 43:21.886 --> 43:25.514 [SPEAKER_05]: Everyone's like, do this, this last battle is gonna be insane. 43:28.720 --> 43:30.364 [SPEAKER_00]: That's it, that's amazing. 43:30.664 --> 43:34.292 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's like the final battle between Satan and God. 43:34.332 --> 43:37.559 [SPEAKER_00]: It's just shoots and ladders and everyone's watching. 43:37.619 --> 43:42.409 [SPEAKER_00]: And we're just like, fuck, is this really what we're pitting all of existence on? 43:42.794 --> 43:44.536 [SPEAKER_00]: And then God's like, shut up! 43:44.556 --> 43:45.757 [SPEAKER_00]: It's my favorite game! 43:46.377 --> 44:09.679 [SPEAKER_00]: And then Satan's like, Satan's like, I was like, like, Satan's like, I was just gonna do a debate, you know, like, I knew God would win, you know, because like, he made me, you know, he made me, you know, he made me, so I knew he would win, I just wanted to give him a good fight, but I could actually win, shoots and letters, and God's like, God's like, got this glier in his eyes, he's like, it's not interesting if he can win. 44:09.659 --> 44:13.967 [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, why do you think I made him in the first place? 44:16.151 --> 44:32.680 [SPEAKER_00]: God is just like a little bit crazy, just like a little bit like a Florida man that washed up on the beach, a little bit too tan, then a little bit too white, a little bit too much blue eyes and he just looks at you and it's so electric it just like pierces your soul. 44:33.217 --> 44:36.221 [SPEAKER_00]: You just like listen here, sonny boy. 44:36.922 --> 44:42.150 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not love you infinitely, but that's a fierce love And you've been a pussy lately. 44:42.371 --> 44:49.922 [SPEAKER_00]: You better fucking live you You know what if God God came down and he was like entertained He was just like the male figure. 44:50.022 --> 44:57.593 [SPEAKER_00]: Everyone was looking for just someone to say Fucking quit being a pussy and back up. 44:58.254 --> 45:02.380 [SPEAKER_00]: That's right Dude the eternal father 45:02.647 --> 45:02.987 [SPEAKER_00]: you know. 45:03.989 --> 45:17.769 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh wait, oh dude, what if that is what God is because people say the eternal father, but if God was the eternal mother, she would just be like, you don't need to do anything come here, and I will always love you. 45:18.010 --> 45:18.971 [SPEAKER_00]: I will always love you. 45:19.291 --> 45:21.094 [SPEAKER_00]: But the eternal father will go. 45:22.643 --> 45:24.425 [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, you're good. 45:24.606 --> 45:25.347 [SPEAKER_00]: You're good enough. 45:25.627 --> 45:27.049 [SPEAKER_00]: I created you good. 45:27.530 --> 45:31.655 [SPEAKER_00]: And now you need to go renegade up and make your own journey. 45:31.715 --> 45:33.197 [SPEAKER_00]: You've got to go on your own path. 45:33.258 --> 45:34.880 [SPEAKER_00]: You've got to bag up, son. 45:35.420 --> 45:42.470 [SPEAKER_00]: Son, you've got to go out there and you've got to fuck shit up and you've got to spread my word and my message. 45:43.431 --> 45:48.298 [SPEAKER_00]: And no, and no, that it's not even my message that it's your message, too. 45:49.620 --> 45:51.182 [SPEAKER_00]: Ooh, isn't that the case? 45:51.162 --> 45:51.805 [SPEAKER_00]: that is. 45:51.825 --> 45:52.367 [SPEAKER_00]: That's the case. 45:52.508 --> 45:55.219 [SPEAKER_00]: God's message is our message. 45:55.601 --> 45:56.223 [SPEAKER_05]: I got a question. 45:56.324 --> 45:58.614 [SPEAKER_05]: I saw this on the the telly. 45:59.638 --> 46:00.160 [SPEAKER_05]: So 46:00.680 --> 46:02.602 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh, we're British now. 46:03.363 --> 46:03.524 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 46:03.924 --> 46:06.728 [SPEAKER_00]: So, so this on the telly, but oh, oh, oh, boogai. 46:07.609 --> 46:11.053 [SPEAKER_05]: Did you know that NASA is going to do another launch? 46:11.975 --> 46:16.681 [SPEAKER_05]: And that NASA's scheduled a launch, it's called the Artemis II mission. 46:17.261 --> 46:20.165 [SPEAKER_05]: And it's no earlier than April 1st of this year. 46:20.926 --> 46:24.431 [SPEAKER_05]: And it's coming out of Florida, so there's your fucking alien weather people. 46:24.971 --> 46:28.476 [SPEAKER_05]: Ten day flights to the moon. 46:28.456 --> 46:32.746 [SPEAKER_05]: It'll be the first crewed mission to the moon since 1972. 46:33.488 --> 46:34.992 [SPEAKER_05]: Really? 46:35.533 --> 46:39.222 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and um... Well, you know why? 46:39.262 --> 46:41.868 [SPEAKER_00]: Because we're on the verge of a fucking World War. 46:42.209 --> 46:45.537 [SPEAKER_00]: And we need something to prove to the motherfuckers that we are the best. 46:49.162 --> 46:52.905 [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so, but this is interesting when I saw it. 46:52.965 --> 46:58.450 [SPEAKER_05]: I was curious about the, what Artemis was? 46:59.731 --> 47:11.121 [SPEAKER_05]: So Artemis is the Greek goddess of the hunt, wilderness in Chaudberth, symbolizes fierce independence, untamed nature and productive femininity, often depicted with the bone and the criminal. 47:11.141 --> 47:13.683 [SPEAKER_05]: Hey, Sean, hey, baby, come here. 47:16.365 --> 47:18.527 [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, hey, what's up? 47:20.768 --> 47:33.725 [SPEAKER_00]: She got the puppy, we're talking about Harry Potter, we're talking about Harry Potter and how you can't cuff Tim to the couch and tape his eyeballs open and make him watch reruns of Harry Potter every single night. 47:35.347 --> 47:50.607 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's what good, we had it on fucking recording guys, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 47:50.857 --> 47:54.182 [SPEAKER_02]: I just had an interview that lasted an hour and a half. 47:54.202 --> 47:54.523 [SPEAKER_00]: Why? 47:54.543 --> 47:55.865 [SPEAKER_00]: You got to get to the point. 47:56.205 --> 47:57.187 [SPEAKER_00]: Do you hate kids? 47:57.567 --> 47:58.188 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 47:58.429 --> 48:01.493 [SPEAKER_02]: She doesn't have to have an interpreter because they're deaf. 48:02.435 --> 48:03.256 [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, shit. 48:04.298 --> 48:09.666 [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, well then they're perfect because they won't be able to listen to all the stuff that kids are shouting. 48:09.686 --> 48:13.432 [SPEAKER_05]: Why aren't we sending up deaf people to on these space missions? 48:14.053 --> 48:15.635 [SPEAKER_05]: Like, you know, do the moon? 48:16.156 --> 48:17.478 [SPEAKER_05]: Because they don't need to hear anything. 48:17.498 --> 48:18.720 [SPEAKER_05]: They just need to see. 48:20.422 --> 48:25.348 [SPEAKER_05]: It's like, but that's how all the Apollo's actually crashed because they're like, where are you? 48:25.449 --> 48:26.190 [SPEAKER_05]: Apollo 10? 48:26.250 --> 48:26.870 [SPEAKER_05]: Where are you? 48:30.475 --> 48:42.010 [SPEAKER_05]: Um, when I went to, they just set it up Stevie Wonder mother fuck yes So when I went I took him outside and but he didn't he didn't take a shit. 48:42.050 --> 48:45.234 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and then this little shit Yeah, and then I like was looking around. 48:45.254 --> 48:50.361 [SPEAKER_05]: I was like hold on and I looked and he was squatting in the bedroom and I grabbed him right quick Yeah 48:51.134 --> 48:58.642 [SPEAKER_00]: He didn't eat it upset now side by so hey, are you gonna train that the pooch to Shitley toilet? 48:59.403 --> 49:18.745 [SPEAKER_00]: No You sure it's so difficult we should why if you can train a cat you can easily train a dog no All right our dog smarter than cats I think they are you don't you don't have like you know blind eye seeing cats 49:21.728 --> 49:23.492 [SPEAKER_02]: I don't I think he'd fall in. 49:23.512 --> 49:25.616 [SPEAKER_02]: He is not agile like a cat. 49:25.957 --> 49:27.039 [SPEAKER_02]: He'd fall straight in. 49:27.640 --> 49:32.049 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I bet you I bet you Uh, you know give him a give him some. 49:32.209 --> 49:33.733 [SPEAKER_02]: Also, he's shits outside. 49:33.773 --> 49:36.498 [SPEAKER_02]: The cat does not in these are shit in the toilet. 49:37.220 --> 49:38.262 [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not cleaning litter. 49:38.763 --> 49:38.843 [UNKNOWN]: Hmm. 49:39.599 --> 49:54.401 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck better boxes fucking you're still going to the gym or no You got to go Tim you got to go. 49:54.421 --> 49:55.182 [SPEAKER_05]: No, no. 49:55.202 --> 50:00.189 [SPEAKER_05]: I was just asking if she was going to go to the gym still Stinger interview lasted longer. 50:00.429 --> 50:01.871 [SPEAKER_05]: She's just figuring it out. 50:01.972 --> 50:05.016 [SPEAKER_05]: She's at the house now Because 50:05.182 --> 50:08.446 [SPEAKER_00]: But you tell it go to the gym and go sit in the sauna. 50:08.466 --> 50:12.632 [SPEAKER_00]: That's a good way to get that get out the inner interview bullshit. 50:12.932 --> 50:14.254 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah. 50:14.474 --> 50:17.378 [SPEAKER_02]: Have a zoom book class, but I don't know if I like this zoom book class. 50:17.398 --> 50:19.080 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, as zoom was for fucking queers. 50:20.422 --> 50:23.085 [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, you like zoom for Haley or you don't like zoom for. 50:24.066 --> 50:32.337 [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't zoom for oncology, but it was more like a dancer size class where like you actually, I don't even break the sweat in the zoom book class. 50:32.738 --> 50:42.670 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because everyone's just like a 300 pound Middle-aged woman, and they just do like 85. 50:42.690 --> 50:48.317 [SPEAKER_05]: The instructor has like three minutes in its final labor hours just to do one move, you know? 50:48.357 --> 50:53.924 [SPEAKER_00]: They have to sign a waiver so they don't like in case they get a heart attack while they're dancing. 50:54.705 --> 50:57.548 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and the next part is after that at 630 and that's way too late. 50:58.270 --> 51:02.700 [SPEAKER_00]: Haley, you seem more of like the power-lifter type, like you would just do some heavy lifting. 51:03.121 --> 51:07.250 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, she lifts me all the time and she can't cuss me now. 51:07.370 --> 51:10.878 [SPEAKER_00]: I have a trainer like this. 51:10.898 --> 51:16.971 [SPEAKER_00]: She grabs you by the neck and throws you to the fridge and just fucking just makes out with you. 51:17.710 --> 51:22.697 [SPEAKER_00]: Tim's like, holy shit, I love this. 51:22.717 --> 51:22.817 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. 51:22.837 --> 51:23.978 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. 51:23.998 --> 51:29.565 [SPEAKER_05]: Well, if you're not going to go, then I thought some stakes out, we can eat, and then I'll pack, and then I'll head out. 51:31.288 --> 51:31.868 [SPEAKER_05]: Do you want to do that? 51:32.890 --> 51:37.676 [SPEAKER_05]: All right, Sean, let's get like five, 10 more minutes wrap it up, and then I'm going to eat dinner with her, and then I'm going to pack my shit and leave. 51:38.317 --> 51:39.178 [SPEAKER_00]: Yes. 51:39.952 --> 51:52.271 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, I have nothing more to say but other than we've got a lot to look forward to with our Artemis and the leathery aliens that are going to become in their way. 51:52.712 --> 51:54.134 [SPEAKER_05]: Well, that's what's interesting. 51:54.275 --> 51:56.979 [SPEAKER_05]: What my thing is Artemis, why did they call it Artemis? 51:57.039 --> 52:05.072 [SPEAKER_05]: It's the same reason like what Artemis symbolism and Greek mythology, like, I'm just curious. 52:05.232 --> 52:06.634 [SPEAKER_00]: So she's the hunter, right? 52:07.019 --> 52:20.577 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and so it's said that the point of the mission is to go check out the moon since they haven't been to the moon since 72 for future landing So like they're hunting for like you know to mean whatever. 52:20.977 --> 52:21.738 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh no dude. 52:21.758 --> 52:23.501 [SPEAKER_00]: They're fucking alien hunting. 52:23.601 --> 52:30.630 [SPEAKER_00]: That's what they're doing There's like they found aliens on the moon and they're setting a hunter over to head them dude 52:30.610 --> 52:41.674 [SPEAKER_05]: I can help NASA week, Renegade Supreme, if NASA, if NASA, if you're listening, just go to Florida and you'll find all the fucking extraterrestrials you need. 52:41.694 --> 52:42.776 [SPEAKER_05]: They're just all there. 52:43.297 --> 52:44.279 [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, poor aliens. 52:44.299 --> 52:46.083 [SPEAKER_00]: They just been trying to help us this whole time. 52:46.484 --> 52:50.172 [SPEAKER_00]: And now, like, I'm America's just like, 52:50.152 --> 53:11.350 [SPEAKER_00]: Fucking we're down with fucking illegal immigrants from Mexico and now we got fucking illegal's on the moon Sand Artemis Fuck off The aliens are like we've been literally keeping your society together for the longest time 53:11.330 --> 53:12.511 [SPEAKER_05]: Dude, I don't like this. 53:12.591 --> 53:19.920 [SPEAKER_05]: It says that Artemis is a big feminine, independent force, and so I think we should change the name. 53:19.940 --> 53:21.222 [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I'm not a fan of that. 53:21.462 --> 53:22.403 [SPEAKER_05]: Not a fan of that at all. 53:23.184 --> 53:28.270 [SPEAKER_05]: I want it to be like, I want the next NASA launch to be like a legit name. 53:28.670 --> 53:30.953 [SPEAKER_05]: Not like a feminine power of force. 53:31.594 --> 53:34.777 [SPEAKER_05]: You know, like, I think there's better names in Artemis, you know what I mean? 53:34.797 --> 53:36.139 [SPEAKER_05]: Like you could just... 53:36.119 --> 53:41.492 [SPEAKER_05]: Dude, I think who are the hardest working people at least generally speaking in America? 53:41.532 --> 53:42.234 [SPEAKER_05]: It's Mexicans. 53:42.655 --> 53:47.787 [SPEAKER_05]: So like name the fucking next launch fucking friend Cisco or Paco or fucking Jose. 53:47.807 --> 53:52.679 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, fucking fucking fucking fucking. 53:52.699 --> 53:52.879 [UNKNOWN]: It's like 53:52.859 --> 53:55.743 [SPEAKER_00]: No, we're NASA's like we're doing a launch. 53:55.763 --> 53:59.268 [SPEAKER_00]: It's called taco taco. 53:59.288 --> 54:02.973 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah It's like it's like the launch go out of the heart. 54:03.154 --> 54:08.782 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's uh, the launch Thanks, uh, we're after the launch and they come back down. 54:08.822 --> 54:10.424 [SPEAKER_05]: They're like, what do you have video footage? 54:10.464 --> 54:19.457 [SPEAKER_05]: You know, because we had cameras recording and then just everybody gets out of the fucking astronauts get out and the landscape of the moon is just pristine 54:19.437 --> 54:21.721 [SPEAKER_05]: Everyone's like holy shit, dude. 54:22.002 --> 54:38.273 [SPEAKER_00]: They're like growing fucking bananas and fucking mangoes They're like God, I mean we should have said mess against the moon a long time ago There's just acres and acres of perfectly manicured front lawns right and just like perfect lines in the grass 54:40.430 --> 54:47.398 [SPEAKER_05]: They taught the aliens how to play soccer and everyone's like, God, it's fucking paradise, dude. 54:47.418 --> 54:50.781 [SPEAKER_00]: Everyone's cooking at home, families are like a tightly knit. 54:51.082 --> 54:52.543 [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah. 54:52.563 --> 54:56.368 [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, it's like, they name the rocket, like, like, and a rocket's roll-haw. 54:56.828 --> 54:58.610 [SPEAKER_00]: Right, right, right, right, right, right. 54:58.910 --> 55:00.412 [SPEAKER_00]: It's fucking, it's just like a dick. 55:01.133 --> 55:01.433 [UNKNOWN]: Fuckin' it. 55:02.674 --> 55:03.175 [SPEAKER_05]: And it works. 55:03.676 --> 55:04.857 [SPEAKER_05]: That would help NASA out. 55:04.897 --> 55:07.720 [SPEAKER_05]: So NASA, if you're listening, do what we said. 55:07.700 --> 55:25.790 [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, hey, you would like, speaking of Greek goddesses, you would like Percy Jackson those books, you would really like them They're all about the Greek gods and it's kind of like, you know, these kids that interact with the Greek gods in a fun, adventurous way and it's Oh, that's cool. 55:25.970 --> 55:26.751 [SPEAKER_00]: It's really fucking sick. 55:26.811 --> 55:33.943 [SPEAKER_00]: Like, you know, the stories about one of the kids, you know, some of the kids are the gods 55:33.923 --> 55:40.414 [SPEAKER_00]: Fucked some normal humans and then the kids in the story are the half-God, half-human children. 55:40.715 --> 55:48.048 [SPEAKER_00]: And they're sort of like these rejects that are like, you're not supposed to exist because the gods were never supposed to fuck humans, they weren't supposed to. 55:48.188 --> 55:50.151 [SPEAKER_00]: But they still do because they don't show out. 55:50.532 --> 55:52.696 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they show out. 55:52.716 --> 55:58.446 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, in the kids have powers and then they have to like, since they're not supposed to exist. 55:58.426 --> 56:02.812 [SPEAKER_00]: at their core, they have to go and prove themselves and shit like that. 56:03.312 --> 56:05.816 [SPEAKER_00]: Which sounds a lot like what humans are. 56:05.896 --> 56:08.259 [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, I feel like humans were never supposed to be here. 56:08.319 --> 56:11.503 [SPEAKER_00]: You know, we're just the byproduct of an ape and an alien fucking. 56:12.124 --> 56:17.692 [SPEAKER_00]: And, you know, and we got to prove ourselves, but everyone thinks you got to prove yourself, but that's not the case. 56:17.752 --> 56:20.896 [SPEAKER_00]: The truth is you got to realize that you are proven. 56:21.256 --> 56:27.825 [SPEAKER_00]: And God has forgiven you of your sin of being born, but yeah. 56:27.805 --> 56:30.248 [SPEAKER_00]: Hell yeah, I love that you would love those books. 56:30.389 --> 56:45.409 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and in the book Artemis is this badass sex Yes, moon hunter where she like is fueled by the moon and she's got her her Legion of huntresses and they all fucking are bad Sexy dude. 56:45.749 --> 56:46.350 [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm. 56:46.370 --> 56:52.058 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, reminds me of they gonna paint some titties on that rocket ship 56:53.253 --> 57:07.887 [SPEAKER_05]: Dude, that's how you see because they've told the American people that we've never found like had contact with extraterrestrial life, you know, at least that's one of the things, but it's like if they painted titties on the rocket, dude, the aliens would just show up. 57:09.740 --> 57:18.890 [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, the aliens are just the only thing they're here to help, but the only thing is they're just so Titty deprived like their whole society. 57:19.491 --> 57:35.629 [SPEAKER_00]: They wiped out the Titty accidentally because they made so much plastic and shit They're just like waiting until we're like, yes, you could come touch our titties, you know kind of thing and so you put a titties on a rocket ship I'm like 57:35.609 --> 57:45.737 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're the they're the fucking ones on Craigslist buying all the like the fucking titty milk that Oh, yeah, and have actually that's why you can never get all of it 57:46.308 --> 57:58.486 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the commerce that the extra thresholds have, their economic, there's socio-economic, like the fucking invisible hand really fucks up, TD milk, fucking operations here on the island. 57:59.287 --> 58:03.734 [SPEAKER_05]: So that's an issue, but you know, it's one thing, we're solving one problem at a time. 58:03.894 --> 58:05.016 [SPEAKER_00]: So, yeah. 58:05.036 --> 58:05.937 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's what we're doing. 58:05.957 --> 58:06.117 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. 58:06.498 --> 58:14.830 [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that wraps it up for any 58:15.923 --> 58:38.775 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and if you've seen Alien and they've got no titties, give them a little sip, give them a little sip, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just like a hamster, but anyways, okay, so what I'm going to do is signing up, yeah, I'm going to stop the recording and then I'm going to stop it. 58:39.937 --> 59:09.252 [SPEAKER_05]: never stop just keep it going and it's just like sounds of you fucking later it's like that's how we that's how we get more followers we just stream forever and they get lost they get absorbed into the audio stream and they just get lost in it yeah I'm about to clean my apart my studio and they just like have to watch and listen to me 59:11.071 --> 59:17.158 [SPEAKER_00]: Like every now and then my body passes by just buck naked just like what is he doing? 59:17.379 --> 59:25.348 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I like to clean naked just cuz I feel like my clothes are so dirty Yeah, all right, see you guys. 59:25.809 --> 59:39.525 [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, um this episode is sponsored by Innovative yeah innovative alien aliens Whatever commerce and tip milk, but I'm gonna 59:40.906 --> 59:45.111 [SPEAKER_00]: This episode is sponsored by Innovated Alienated Aliens.