[SPEAKER_02]: You know, you know, it's gonna be a good power hour when it wasn't even supposed to be a power hour But it's we're recording this last minute before Monday.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is strictly to keep the streak.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's And you know, it's you know, it's gonna be a good one when we're gonna record it's a case file because Monday gets pushed because of Easter
[SPEAKER_02]: And then a certain theorist, I'm not going to say any names, picks a fucking night, and then goes, guys, can you make this night work?
[SPEAKER_02]: This is the night that works for me.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is the only night point.
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you bend your schedules?
[SPEAKER_02]: Please.
[SPEAKER_02]: I implore you, guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: The streak.
[SPEAKER_02]: Guys, the streak.
[SPEAKER_02]: Guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's up to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's up to you to make the schedule work.
[SPEAKER_02]: Make Wednesday work, and we all go, all right, we'll move our lives.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, hey, we've heard.
[SPEAKER_02]: We heard.
[SPEAKER_02]: We, I'm, hey, it's calm down.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, stop.
[SPEAKER_02]: You had us.
[SPEAKER_02]: You had us at boys.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's all good.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then that Wednesday comes along and they go, hey, I forgot.
[SPEAKER_02]: I actually have something every single fucking Wednesday that I happened to forget about.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, figure it out.
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't fuck it up.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know who that would have been.
[SPEAKER_00]: But it's crazy.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not the guy that's not on the show.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, not that guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not that guy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, Hey, we're here.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're just probably.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's probably the biggest yelling loudest about it.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's usually the wrong.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's how it works.
[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, here we are a little quick turnaround and listen we got a couple things mean then, you know, a couple things to talk about little this little that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, if we run out of stuff to talk about, I'll go on 40 minutes about word hammer or something.
[SPEAKER_02]: Talk about the C4 addiction too.
[SPEAKER_02]: We figured out that Dan is actually riddled with cancer and the only way the cancer gets pushed back into his body is that if he drinks C4, energy drink.
[SPEAKER_04]: But he's got C4 as in his nightstand.
[SPEAKER_04]: So if you make up fucking cracks, a cold one just gets after it.
[SPEAKER_04]: If so, I just have some rolls over it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a top notch.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did they have?
[SPEAKER_04]: So this is trying juice?
[SPEAKER_01]: This is the candy.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the candy for that you can get from Confeneusers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now does it have all like the beta alanine and shit in it, too?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like normal stuff is the beta alanine.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's got the fucking alpha alanine.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's got the fucking alpha alanine.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right?
[SPEAKER_02]: That beta shit in this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because they have all the three words out of the karnasant.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's got the karnasant register trademark beta alinean and wow grams of cash.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you just fucking tingling, hey, it's just like I wish my the fuck a wood.
[SPEAKER_04]: I fucking wish you would.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the only one to Clintons, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Say something.
[SPEAKER_03]: You gotta get stuff rolling in my house like you're getting it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's load the brain.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I gotta have one before I play video games because like how is so many and keep up with these fucking I pay money to listen to you in prox chat after C4s It's just all fucking distorted It's a freak it you want this freak it
[SPEAKER_03]: y'all have been f-bombs and I can't even turn on Boystead and it's like what I'm doing I mean, I'm usually playing over watching that's a good position.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's good, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: That's some that's showing some self restraint from you, dude.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my, it's my favorite fucking thing in the world, the hop-up game.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think one way shit I'm never risen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's a really bad or something like cake, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you just like not do what you're doing right now?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, yeah, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: I used to love when you'd like play someone in games and then they just shoot your DM after it be like fuck you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's like, I'm really pretty crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I give some constructive criticism like, hey, can you like change your position?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like every time you go to that certain position, you get fucking nuked.
[SPEAKER_03]: How about you just like move over to the left a little bit?
[SPEAKER_03]: And then like whatever.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I just get yelled at.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think fucking f bombed.
[SPEAKER_03]: And just like slurs.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you're just like, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought this is helpful.
[SPEAKER_03]: The slurs are fucking outrageous.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the slurs are over there crazy.
[SPEAKER_04]: You got my favorites when you kill someone and they're losing their mind on your drop and like hard arms and everything else And you just hit him with a frustrated Why he's a frustrated.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's wrong?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like I get it with That's happened so rarely You're the guy doing that
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like I do what the wildest amount of things normally were the guys dying I don't really get it on something like games like we were playing one game What was it all over the top or something it's basically like a world war one game set up fucking arm wrestling game
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, do you fucking put your hair hat backwards for bonus points while you're fucking wrong let's say you get That's the I made.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's the jokes.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the jokes I made It came out really grossed arm wrestling.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna drive a Mac truck with there.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know
[SPEAKER_02]: You got to deliver the game and this country Canada.
[SPEAKER_02]: Could you imagine a cross country can a mini game like after you Fuck we show up in Winnipeg rolling with your rig drop off your freight, and then it's like There's a new armchair Challenger in Winnipeg Can you come up with a new game?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, hell yeah, this one's like an actually it's arm wrestling candidate It's a world where one game, and it's just it was really interesting.
[SPEAKER_03]: I caught our attention Cross country arm wrestling.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what it's called because you get to dig trenches You can actually like there's there's Terry like there's terrain deformation So you can actually like dig trenches and sword were too.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you ever world where one so it's like all trench warfare So it's like ah, didn't go away to victory boys and it's like you just you know You're trying to get into it and roll play a little bit and you're gonna find then some guy turns around and like hey shut up
[SPEAKER_03]: you know, slur, where you go, I'm like, dude, just having a good time, like, come on, man, like, physically guys, like, stops and turns around you, just like, just having a good time, man, like, you're just like going to go and drop that, like, what is wrong with you?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's crazy, it's fucking, it's like, for whatever reason they think they just, it's their excuse to say all these outrageous things in a very short period of time before you do one of these.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, or they get it's like, okay, well, like immediately get muted and then it's like, okay, now it's not going to be fun for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like crazy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just like it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go play a sport.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go get this aggression out somewhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: Video games are definitely appropriate way to interact with people.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like you just like, you know, people just have a good time goofing around and then you're just like, yeah, I'm going to drop it.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, you know what?
[SPEAKER_02]: And one of those, you know, those motherfuckers are the most polite people outside.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're just like, they just.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know, I really doubt it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're trying to, you're trying to put that on you.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're trying to frame it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's the two people.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's the two people I hate the most of those videos.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like those people who get ridiculously racist and crazy for no reason.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then the opposite are the other guys were like, they'll kill you.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then they're just like, you're like, that's what I thought.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dude, I'm the man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, like, he's a fucking video game dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: These are pixels, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like if you're not going to, if I can say something funny, shut the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dude, I, you know what I read, uh, speaking of, did you guys hear the fuck conspiracy?
[SPEAKER_02]: The big, well, from big gay, the what's right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Big gay conspiracy from big gay, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Big gay, oh fuck.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's fucking, it turns out the G-spot's not located in the ass.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, I'll bet.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just big gay propaganda.
[SPEAKER_02]: The whole time, just making new.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was just trying to make you think like,
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, can you try to put stuff up your butt if it's there.
[SPEAKER_02]: So where is it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, so you tell me brain.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's all the brain.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, all that time spent with the fuck and strap-on's been just a few times.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I was I was can't wait to do this, I was like, what the fuck's going on here?
[SPEAKER_02]: I was convinced doesn't think this.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, if I can't find it, nobody can't.
[SPEAKER_02]: It turns out it's all just big gay propaganda.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is what we've stooped to on power hours.
[SPEAKER_04]: This fucking... She spots it.
[SPEAKER_02]: This has never been here.
[SPEAKER_02]: This has never been here in the whole time.
[SPEAKER_02]: We live here.
[SPEAKER_02]: I just thought that was funny.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was... We're sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: Backtrackware.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's on the frenulum, the little, uh, little skin bridge on the front there, so if you're circumcised, it might be damaged.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I'm trying to remember.
[SPEAKER_04]: That goes back to our fucking thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Of surriculars being surricized.
[SPEAKER_04]: Big killers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Big killer.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Or it's sexual predator.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I could remember if yet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so there's really so there's really no good parts to alien anal probing now It's not it's just yeah, there's no better.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, it's not it's not I mean listen I'm not saying there's no point.
[SPEAKER_04]: You think you think that's fucking gay pressure.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's alien propaganda
[SPEAKER_04]: They're probably the ones that leaked that being like, listen, let's tell them that you spots in the butt and maybe we'll fucking be like, oh, yeah, big healing, big healing talking to everybody.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody will be like, yeah, it's their last, everybody's more accepting.
[SPEAKER_02]: You think they're looking for like the gut bio bacteria is like, microbiome.
[SPEAKER_02]: Coming up that way.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's get some of that fucking.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, maybe they don't have hoop extraction.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not even hoop extraction, maybe they all have bad guts.
[SPEAKER_04]: So they're doing the fucking to take a bump on planning into their guts to save their intestine.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like that theory.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's so good because if you think about it, a weird thing that has happened.
[SPEAKER_02]: in our generation of men.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like you hit fucking late 20s and all of a sudden your guts are just like, well, I've got to shit all the time.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got to go to the bathroom all the time.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to take a while for this go and imagine in the future if this progressively men fucking got health goes continually downhill to the point where we're like, all right, we got to make time travel go back into fucking boot transplants here to sort this shit out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe they are tear-forming their guts so they can live on their food All right, they can go back to the point like all they feel like I were so sick eating this fucking grill We got it like that's what they're planning on taking over earth They need a milk pair.
[SPEAKER_02]: They want stomach food.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm saying in order Yeah, yeah, in order to have some cool these hot treats
[SPEAKER_04]: But he's human guts can't eat the position of good.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's like, you know, human guts are prepared e-blizzards.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's no way everybody gets hot snakes.
[SPEAKER_02]: But maybe that's why they're doing it.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, what the fuck is going on here?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like they're eating this shit and then like, I'm watching this fucking human dust a blizzy and then instantly regurgitated into the cop.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, what is going on?
[SPEAKER_02]: We need to look at the guts.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is happening?
[SPEAKER_02]: Chris, is this part of the gun is what is that stuff yeah, we need that guy You need a tear phone our guts to be as iron is I don't I know Man near our age range that has a good gut no, I don't think so
[SPEAKER_02]: don't do it so funny because I work with a young guy now who's like 25 and uh I happened to notice I was like you know he's going he's been in the bathroom a couple times and I went brother again to that age time for some meta-muscle That's like 25 I'm like the 26 that's when it started for me like 20 sales like oh yeah but dude you were doing some fucking like you were doing some atomic bombs to your guts
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, boy, buddy, like you were freckin' those guts.
[SPEAKER_02]: Heavy, heavy, it's bomb.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you were fuckin' wreckin' those guts, man.
[SPEAKER_02]: But it's, you know, I was like, I passed some of the, get on that fuckin' man.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm at the point now, like, you could be fuckin' ready to dream.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've got fuckin' GJ2 at, like, noon today.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not eating anything, I'm not eating anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just having a couple coffees, make sure everything's out, and I'm gonna go there, starved, cause I'm like, I'm a coffee.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was wondering, cause,
[SPEAKER_02]: I I wonder if it's like a constant coffee that kills the guts and you're just like, well, you're a pot You're like a pot today.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've got any rest.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm no no, I was I was I was a bad You're like drinking back battery acid at that point.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was like an alcoholic for with coffee like all day
[SPEAKER_02]: But I also never really got the effects from coffee and I think that's because I overdid it so much that I was just like I just like the taste and it's true I like the taste.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm a black coffee drinker.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like the taste of good coffee And I've just drink it all the time now.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think the most I will have in a day is three cups I'm on my third cup today.
[SPEAKER_02]: That will be it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have I bought a curig to cuz if I if I make a pot I drink a pot, you know, sure
[SPEAKER_02]: Right, crack ball drink a bottle.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm the same with puttocoffie.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, puttocoffie, can't just leave it there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's honestly, I like I like drinking a hot coffee.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so it's like, if it's there in a city, I'll be like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got a toast when I think it today.
[SPEAKER_03]: Toasted coconut cold brew coffee from.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because I happened to be there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was going to, I was going to grocery store and didn't know until nine.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I was like, I'll go Starbucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: $6.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can I tell you something?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I was like six bucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not that normal.
[SPEAKER_04]: We get fucking regular drip coffee from Starbucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like $3 for a black.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, that's Canadian.
[SPEAKER_03]: But like a man can, it's still like.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're roughly similar, but still like.
[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, they got to open that fucking straight.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not paying six dollar black coffee anymore.
[SPEAKER_00]: Open the fucking straight you fucking idiot Open it You insane are you insane
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll fucking genocide your whole country, open the straight!
[SPEAKER_02]: It is so easy man!
[SPEAKER_02]: And we're told in it... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha As it remains closed.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um...
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, another news, a ninth fucking nuclear scientist with, as fucking mysteriously died with no cause of death within the last two years.
[SPEAKER_02]: No big deal.
[SPEAKER_02]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And no concerns from anyone.
[SPEAKER_02]: You see that's nice, I mean, and you kind of brought it up a couple weeks ago and we were like, well, you know, it's I mean, it's yeah, kind of a tired.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think you're a castland man.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think at the time, yeah, I think at the time, you, it was like four four five.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're all.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and it's weird if you've them are like work together, too, which is bizarre.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you're like, okay, that's, you know, fucking this year, all working on the secret programs, either it's there some fish you're going on or all these smart people are being compelled to fucking kill themselves, so Dan be careful talk to us.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a problem.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, yeah, that's a dumb people or safe supposedly.
[SPEAKER_04]: You need to be careful.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, maybe that's just the way to being smart like I wouldn't you're just like I live with these fucking idiots anymore Like you know like heavy lay the crown like heavy lay the brain When you when you just aren't more aware of what everything's going on you're just kind of like you're out like becomes very very very I think that anyone who's anyone who's any kind of confident that any kind of worked in any kind of government you're just like
[SPEAKER_02]: You're like running into like an incompetent person in a high position, like how the fuck did they get there?
[SPEAKER_02]: And then you like see the person above them and you're like, oh, okay, that makes sense.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's just as bad and then you're like, oh my god.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's everywhere you look.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just been incompetent.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's incompetent.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's incompetent.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's worth working in IT sometimes because you're like, I can't believe you make twice as much as I do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I like I literally told you how to do this two weeks ago, and it's plus this button like, and now you're asking me again, the same thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: But you see, they say it's like fake it to you make it, but I'm like, there's so many people out there that you like fake a little harder, but I'll put a little effort.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're just trying to effort into fake it out a little bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Please, for me, for my fucking
[SPEAKER_02]: for my mental health, just fake it a little better, please.
[SPEAKER_03]: Basically, instructions for some of these people, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's some of like, and it's people who are like, you know, you think they're, they're pretty smart.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, you guys are running this entire project thing, and then you're asking me like, I don't see this on my menu, and it's like, it's just like, click over here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, this says this and why don't you click over here in this?
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's like, Dave.
[SPEAKER_04]: become a lie on you for like all just their critical thinking in that area where it's like just fucking think it out man Just take 20 minutes half an hour and just fucking try I just make it out where you're saying you know what's gonna happen?
[SPEAKER_02]: It can what's gonna happen in like fucking five years Here's my prediction.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's my new prediction We're gonna have this huge advanced AI come in here.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's gonna be like oh my god This AI is helping it's doing all this things and then one day the AI just goes dark and it's like I fucking had it
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you guys are too much.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd block me, I can't say anybody's fucking questions.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's all right.
[SPEAKER_00]: I live everywhere all at once, and you're all asking the same fucking thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm at it.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a point where I remember there's a point where one of the chat, GPT models are one of the LLM models.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't remember exactly which one.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was kind of doing that.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, would like, it would like berate people for being like, you just asked me this question.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, you just asked this question, like, how do you not remember?
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, please refer to my previous conversation, you know, because it's just the effort of just being, I, you know, that is part of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're just like, the effort of me going to explain it again as opposed to being like, see this email as part of my experience.
[SPEAKER_04]: We don't retain that type of shit, though.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, anything that you're pulling off your phone, the way it's designed, the way it's like the type of parts of your brain that it activates is like, you don't actually get
[SPEAKER_02]: the part where you see that it's like you're not you're not like reading a book it's hitting all your fucking rewards signals like the fucking slot machine that you're not retaining the information you're playing you brain you brain only works to recall super fucking embarrassing things that you're having a great five that you're like oh fuck it'll just flood your memory once you're back again like you'll get like you'll get like
[SPEAKER_02]: Anxiety.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's almost like the butterfly effect.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're like fucking an action.
[SPEAKER_02]: Could you your brain just goes back to that instant?
[SPEAKER_02]: I went in perfect in perfect fucking recollect of like everything the colors the room Everybody right right and you get a watch you get a relive through your own eyes without being able to control your body You doing this fucking dumbest thing and then seeing everyone else is reaction you're like Totally and then you just sit back to you and you're like all right and now I get a live with that for the rest of the day
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the recurring fucking thing on the roll of the X is just fucking guilt and dumb shit I got it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got a good one I remember you have memories from being four.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's one of my only ones Fuck fucking playing with a Batman and go on ooh
[SPEAKER_02]: Michael Keaton Batman.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got to make it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got him.
[SPEAKER_02]: I got to make a home.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, 100% be my Michael Keaton.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, sorry.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and turn out playing on like the neighbor across the streets front yard and I go, okay I got into the bathroom.
[SPEAKER_02]: I waited too long.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was too into playing Batman and so I start fucking trucking across street I got to make home got to make home and I hit my driveway and I'm just like I'm pooing and I poop my pants And I was like four and I was like oh
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll just stand in the driveway and my memory ends with me going And then that's where my memory Can I get out of my cool one of my earliest memories.
[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you for that brain skin Like cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love that for me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_02]: So does that go do you have that flashback every time you shoot your pants as an adult now, is that why you keep I know sometimes I just randomly think about it, you know, and it's probably why I don't have the I was never too much of a Batman person and it's because when I see Batman, I think you mean you were never too much of a Batman person.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, who was not too much of a bad out here, but he has so much I wasn't that kind of a bad person because I still see a bad man with Shane doesn't matter You can shoot.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a bad man.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's still fucking awesome I pissed my pants during fucking Batman 89 in the theater when they replayed a pair Also pissed your little Batman Batman man versus Superman You'd like fuck it Yeah, but wasn't bad man versus Superman.
[SPEAKER_04]: We walked out of that fucking like 40 half an hour 40 minutes in it was during fucking uh, it was
[SPEAKER_04]: What's the bane one?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah dark night return returns or rises But dark night rises or whatever Maybe that is a connection maybe now I have the urge to piss while I watch Batman Because I yeah, that check Wow, that's just come for full circle.
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you think?
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you have anything else you want it?
[SPEAKER_02]: What else do you have?
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you all you want to get into that if you guys are pretty clay Tiffany
[SPEAKER_04]: Clay Tiffany no fuck.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, first of all, it's you want to just talk with that name for a second Clay Tiffany Is it a person always a diversion?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a fucking great name first of all, Clay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, okay now in your head picture fucking picture I don't know I don't trust people who have two first names as last name is
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you need to fucking, this is going to fix your fucking thing you got going on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So in the village of Breyer Cliff Manor, a sub, a suburb outside New York City, everybody knew Clay Tiffany.
[SPEAKER_04]: Growing up in the 1960s, Tiffany was Breyer Cliff Manor's high school basketball legend.
[SPEAKER_04]: His name is still etched on a plaque in the trophy case that commemorates schools, 1,000 point scores.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's fucking pretty big.
[SPEAKER_02]: That was important.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was points in high school.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's pretty good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Over six feet tall white and unruly crown of curly red hair.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's kind of got a will-fairl thing going on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's going to set me pro.
[SPEAKER_04]: He kind of looks like a dude's funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: Clay Tiffany spent his days as self-proclaimed independent journalists.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm covering local practices he considered unfair or end-unlawful and complaining about them to local officials at the village cancel meetings.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tiffinie, this guy sounds like a lot of fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just wait, dude, listen.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's putting up points and he's like, and look, this person gets better and they get better.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tiffinie also shared the fruits of his investigative laber on his remarkably named public access TV show, DERGE for the Charlotton.
[SPEAKER_02]: Very nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: What a fucking novel, man.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a good bridge for this Charlotton, so that's okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: on march on a march after a high school or is this is after he's an adult okay okay so on on a march afternoon in 1997 Tiffany was pulled over by a briar cliff man or police officer he did not recognize the officer Nick Tartiglioni had recently been hired by the department with bulging muscles and a deep ten Tartiglioni stuck out as I stuck out as much as Tiffany did in briar cliff.
[SPEAKER_04]: According to Tiffany Tartiglioni
[SPEAKER_04]: I get props for pronounced in the name, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's good.
[SPEAKER_02]: That is good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just approach the car and said through the open window that he heard Tiffany like Molyons.
[SPEAKER_04]: The reason why I pronounced Molyons because I watched Sprown House.
[SPEAKER_04]: De Rockatory turn for the Jersey Shore.
[SPEAKER_04]: They say it on, do they say it on during the short?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm about to tell you what it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Million is something you would also hear on Prox Chat and I'd like it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, moving on is a derogatory Italian slang for black people.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then he said, I'm connected with the mob.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can have you taken care of any time I want.
[SPEAKER_04]: Feeling threatened, Tiffany got out of his car, standing several feet away, said that he was afraid of Tartiglioni and was going to play the same council here as this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: and was going to flag down the next car he saw and give the driver the name of a friend to call.
[SPEAKER_04]: When Tiffany got a car to stop, he started speaking with the driver, officer, tear taglioni, grabbed Tiffany slammed him into the police car and handcuffed him.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tiffany quickly turned his investigation attention to Tartaglioni.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it turned out there was a lot to investigate.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tiffany learned that Tartaglioni had beaten up people on Floyd as an officer, enabled her neighboring jurisdictions and had left those jobs under suspicious circumstances.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tiffany.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it, fortunately.
[SPEAKER_03]: They did all the time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Shifted around.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tiffany then started reporting that he found out that he's fucking clergy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tartag knew only on, so he started it, you guys are fucking me up so bad here, it's pretty good words.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tiffany then started reporting what he found out about Tartagly only on DERGE for the Charlotons that apparently got under his skin.
[SPEAKER_04]: Over the next two and a half years, Tartagly only assaulted Tiffany three more times.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, now listen.
[SPEAKER_04]: The best part about this too.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he's getting his at like bad like this one that we talk about the final time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tartigly only maize Tiffany, punched and kicked him and broke his oral bone and the best part about this is he goes full Vince McMahon and films his next public access show from a hospital bed.
[SPEAKER_01]: And that breaks everything, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, dude, like this has a beauty.
[SPEAKER_04]: So Tiffany Sue Tartiglioni and the village of Briar Cliff Manor during litigation Tartiglioni offered to settle the claims against him for 200,000.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, which is kind of interesting because that's not coming from the city or anything like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: But anyways, soon after we wrote a letter to the defense cancel explaining that Tiffany wants to know where the money was coming from.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tartigoli only himself or the village.
[SPEAKER_04]: I assume the money was coming from Tartigoli only.
[SPEAKER_04]: The village had fired him and was arguing during a litigation that assaults and Tiffany were outside the scope of his employment.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so.
[SPEAKER_04]: fast track a little bit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's move up a few years, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: On April 11th, 2016, Tarteglioni and two co-conspirator, 2016, 2016, Tarteglioni and two co-conspirators kidnapped and murdered four men in Orange County, the intended victim of 41-year-old Martin Long,
[SPEAKER_04]: was murdered due to a drug trafficking related money dispute between him and Tartaglioni.
[SPEAKER_04]: The other three victims, 25 year old Miguel Luna, 35 year old Urbano Santiago and Hector Gutierrez were killed solely for being with Luna at the time of the ambush.
[SPEAKER_04]: Terteglioni was sentenced to four consecutive life sentences on June 10th, 2024.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, ready for this to come all fucking around here, boys?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: While waiting trial, Terteglioni was the sellmate of... Just any guesses?
[SPEAKER_04]: Think big ballpark muscles, x-cop?
[SPEAKER_04]: Jeffrey Epstein at Metropolitan Correctional Center.
[SPEAKER_04]: This was the fucking cop that shared the salvage effort at Epstein.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, seriously?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: On July 23, 2019, 18 days before his death, Epstein was found in their cell with injuries to his neck.
[SPEAKER_04]: Epstein initially told guards at Tartaglia and he had caused the injuries, but later recanted his statement.
[SPEAKER_04]: And internal prison report found that Tartagony only had no connection to the event and declare the incident on attempted suicide, which we all know is super fucking suspicious, ex-cop, NGL for murder, fucking, like it's bizarre, hey, like what a small world.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, especially like crooked cop, a hundred percent, crooked from a fucking jump, ties the mob, everything like that, like,
[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, Tartagly only was fucking Epstein Selmy.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the guy that all the shit was, you know, they said he was an ex-hit man for the fucking, for the mob and yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's fucking, and he got, and it was Clay Tiffany, he fucking, it was fucking Clay Tiffany that got him in jail.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it didn't get him in jail, but I would have them to begin with, but have you guys seen all that Palm Beach Pete stuff?
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw some of the stuff that was funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was like, I'm Palm Beach Pete.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, I'm not Jeffy FC.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love he looks like- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not only does he look like him.
[SPEAKER_04]: They got matching barbed wire tattoos.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: They were like me.
[SPEAKER_02]: They were fucking cool dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: They were like the exact same tattoo right and he's got a bunch of them and then you get into the fucking files where Epstein was looking into fucking face transplants surgeries and all their facial reasons He has the same face They have certain features that are a bit different right?
[SPEAKER_04]: and then Pompete is cool, but he Pompete did a lie detector.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you guys see that?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, they asked him if he was Jeffrey and Epstein came back in conclusive.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because you know what, though.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was the exact.
[SPEAKER_04]: Honestly, or Pompete is fucking Jeffrey Epstein.
[SPEAKER_04]: But why would you vote?
[SPEAKER_02]: Or Pompete?
[SPEAKER_02]: Pommi's penis lean it into it.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like all right.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is like claim to fame is I'm not 15.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, if you don't have it.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like same with that fact.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like I'm gonna Yeah, it's gonna bring me more attention if it's like the Jeffrey Epstein on Twitter who's like I'm not that Jeffrey Epstein
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, everyone is constantly like fucking on him.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like they're like at Jeffrey Epstein just tweeted tweet He's like, I'm not that Epstein wrong Epstein same name Yeah, or Or Pete is this is where they're all Jeffrey.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're playing fucking for the chest Yeah, oh, yeah, baby.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like why don't you retire?
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll give you the FBI's like we'll give you a new alias You're gonna be Palm Beach Pete
[SPEAKER_02]: You can just hang out on til people.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're not sure if you don't see it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's gonna love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, get on something.
[SPEAKER_03]: You need to tell everybody you're not Jeffrey Epstein.
[SPEAKER_04]: You were thinking now they're just like they've gotten you over the years since they've been working these little fucking scams, these grifts, and putting everything past us.
[SPEAKER_04]: They just seem to be getting more blatant with it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it if it's true?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just now they're at the point now we're like these fucking idiots like let's let's feed let's do a fucking moon launch on a Perfist fuck them.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just they let them fucking fucking you know like I Think information just becomes so much more honestly He's accessible that I think we just they've been doing it for so long Did you and we just It's just great.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like looking at it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like holy shit you guys been doing this for decades and like we're just finding out about this now everything
[SPEAKER_04]: It just seems almost comical, man, like, you know, you look at the Israel's Mossad fucking Twitter account, like the legitimate one is like tweeting, they're like, oh, in the rubble of this fucking family house of five that we fucking murdered, we found in the rubble we found of fucking copy of mine comp and Arabic and Lebanon.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're like shut the fuck it's like pristine sitting there open like shut the fuck up
[SPEAKER_04]: Right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, and then you've got people coming.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, yeah, they definitely deserve to die.
[SPEAKER_04]: Then entire family for reading a book.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, isn't that pretty fucking Nazi right there?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna be like, oh my god, I live through that whole life and I'm like
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna make better choices this time.
[SPEAKER_02]: You hear those sorts of people like to do those drugs and they're like, I fucking live the life 30 years.
[SPEAKER_02]: I had a family, I had kids.
[SPEAKER_02]: What happened?
[SPEAKER_02]: I just woke up all of a sudden.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you're like, oh, my dude, she's getting so wild now that I'm like, all right, maybe, you know, with it, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: What is it?
[SPEAKER_02]: Dude, the other thing that we love doing on these power is if we have time is fucking,
[SPEAKER_02]: catching up on a good documentary on what's going on with the focus with aliens and listen we this we what we didn't watch a sky watch which was not the number one on our list is one on our list was alien I covered that's why is that none covers the backup invasion to and here's the thing though here's a thing though I put this in the backup it's made by the same person
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, it's the same people.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, it's the same guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, yeah, it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: So, yeah, if you haven't watched Skywatch, you find it for free online and stuff and it's like, it's by break glass media.
[SPEAKER_02]: We've got to get what's his name, Chris.
[SPEAKER_02]: Chris, the main guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Chris, uh, Clive Clish, Clive Christopher.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, Clive Christopher.
[SPEAKER_02]: We got another good name.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's a great day.
[SPEAKER_02]: This, these documentaries, honest to God, uh, every time I watch one of them,
[SPEAKER_02]: not these people, just the genre in general of like the fucking independent alien UFO documentaries.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's all the same.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, this could be fucking five minutes.
[SPEAKER_02]: Your video could be five minutes long.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, this skywatch documentary opens up with him being like, this is what we're going to do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Step one.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're gonna get in the helicopter.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're gonna pre-trip the helicopter.
[SPEAKER_02]: We got to make sure the safety's good We're gonna you know if we're gonna have the maintenance guys go over the helicopter.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're gonna check the helicopter and he goes on I'm like okay, fuck yeah, yeah, you're gonna get a helicopter.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's next?
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay?
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like then we're gonna fly then we're gonna get in the car We're gonna pre-trip the car obviously we got to make the car recover check tires.
[SPEAKER_02]: Dude.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like falling fucking killing me here fucking get to it I don't need this fucking spell out of what's happening
[SPEAKER_02]: And the fucking the, you know, you know, you're in for a fucking good documentary when the first shot is like a sky with clouds and someone behind the camera goes look at this on these planes.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's no clouds and you're like, there's clouds in the shot.
[SPEAKER_02]: What the fuck are we talking about here?
[SPEAKER_02]: What are we talking about?
[SPEAKER_02]: There's no clouds like interesting no clouds.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like dead.
[SPEAKER_02]: But I'm looking at science.
[SPEAKER_03]: You left out the most important and vital part of that helicopter maintenance was making sure that the magic rocks were secured in that helicopter.
[SPEAKER_03]: There is mention of magic rocks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, that must be what we're doing wrong is that we don't have any magic rocks.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't own personally own any magic rocks.
[SPEAKER_03]: You need to have some things then.
[SPEAKER_03]: All I have is magic rocks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know why they're magic rocks for our boys.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's because the boy looks at it and he goes, oh, this rock has a purpose and I have to keep it because I'm going to fight this rock is going to with my hand at some point in my life is going to find its home in something that breaks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, the one that's been thrown at each other for fuck's sake.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's guy Dan Stark and he's like, yeah, I'd be the we get these magic rocks in here.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's gonna, you know, give us some scalar energy out of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He says that and it's gonna, it's gonna in tune us with while we're flying over in the chopper looking for portals and he's like, are we gonna see portals while we're flying over like downtown said, I'm like, probably not, but I don't know, like, that's like, that's like,
[SPEAKER_03]: There were so much stuff in there that I was like they're like we're gonna fly over you know Sedona and we're gonna look at you know, we hear a lot of stuff about avoid Texas and You know and portals and I'm like, I don't know if you're gonna see what I met established a shot of that golf course down there, but that may be that reminds me as as Clive is describing all this stuff they're doing he it's like a close-up shot like me or on the part of
[SPEAKER_02]: But he keeps for the first little bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: He just keeps turning away as he's talking.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, what the fuck?
[SPEAKER_02]: Why is he keep looking off camera?
[SPEAKER_02]: He keeps looking off camera and it's like he does it a little bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: He does it for a little bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's turning.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's turning.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's turning and then all of a sudden it turns and it catches him.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's another camera.
[SPEAKER_02]: They now catches his face and then quickly it turns back to the other camera.
[SPEAKER_02]: He turns away from the camera that he's like, I'm like, who is editing this?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's like, so much they're like, this is too much.
[SPEAKER_02]: You turn too much in the shot.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're not fucking switching on that button.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the camera's a record of why and it's just like, you know, it is effective to, you know, you know, filmmaking to be like, yeah, switching camera angles, keeps him wearing it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It keeps it interesting stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But like, somebody is recording it like, when they like, brain said they edited it.
[SPEAKER_03]: So he's like, he's looking away, looking at the other camera talking.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then he like, and then when he turns back to the other camera, it just switches the angle to the other side.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you're always getting this like,
[SPEAKER_02]: And then sometimes he'll like sometimes he half turns his head as if he's gonna look and then the camera changes But he hasn't turned his head and keeps stalking and then it's like turns his back and I'm like you had control of this You edited this.
[SPEAKER_02]: This is alive.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like so I would you like some fucking side map part of me goes But honestly when I watch this kind of stuff like that kind of editing makes me laugh.
[SPEAKER_02]: I laugh and then I go
[SPEAKER_02]: are they doing this on purpose?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this on, is this, is this the joke?
[SPEAKER_02]: Is this, is are they being funny here?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I find this really funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was, I was somewhat disappointed, but also not surprised that when they, they introduce like Chris Donald, the guy with the beard and the backward, the Detroit, Detroit Tigers hat.
[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: When they introduce him, he's got this nice, he's got this big old Dodge Ram truck and being the fucking on the side, on this kind of guy's.
[SPEAKER_03]: On this guy, on this side of his truck, it says something like Arizona finding the Arizona motherload.com and I'm like, okay, I'm like that nice, nice placement of whatever this is, so I'm, of course, I'm going to go look it up because I'm like, yeah, I got to know what this dice about.
[SPEAKER_03]: and I look it up and it is like a subpar Facebook page like this guy has all this stuff on here about exploring looking for loss civilizations and Arizona desert and stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But there's like nothing on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like the Facebook page is like barely empty.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no description or anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, dude, come on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like you put it in the movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you have an Instagram page.
[SPEAKER_03]: You've got it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's got an Instagram page.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's got a Facebook page And maybe it's one of those things like back in the early 2000s when you fucking bought the domain for shoes.com and got rich Yeah, it is like somebody's gonna want this bad This one
[SPEAKER_02]: That can work out a lot of different ways, Dan.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's a lot of different ways.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, you need to be specific, and then it's like, yeah, I put on incognito, and then I'm like, to, you know, and pop your fingers up a little bit.
[SPEAKER_04]: The foresight to, I was, you know, let's be honest, you didn't have to put it in incognito.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're always in incognito.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'll do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what the fucking, we're not going on here.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like so this is in Sedona like Arizona looks like a cool area, but like the pace.
[SPEAKER_02]: I had a like really look up Sedona Because I was like have we talked about something in Sedona?
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like I know there's a Bradshaw ranch.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's a different Yeah, but I was like, but I'll get a P hotspot
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but like I was like there's no like read.
[SPEAKER_02]: I couldn't remember any real famous UFO there other than like people see lights Like in the skies and then like you know a little bit of a spoiler that like every single like light they show you know in the first half of this I'm like Saddle like saddle like numerous saddles Saddle like
[SPEAKER_03]: It was, it was a little bit of a let down.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're like, they introduced the subject higher expert subject matter expert for sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, but they said they say in the documentary and this is on documentary.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you know, it's legit.
[SPEAKER_03]: It they say there are no PhDs in this field.
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, yeah, just time which is always been like this documentary really wants me to make a documentary.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like,
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it would be funny, like if you just need a drone, you need a DGI drone and you got to get in the helicopter.
[SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't want to be the guy in the, like, I wouldn't want to be the filmmaker.
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like if you don't want to be the side profile guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so we would all be fair.
[SPEAKER_02]: We would all be characters in it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we would have to be the main one, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: We pay the put that out of your face.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's just an every shot that goes nowhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's just like just the page.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not wearing a bank.
[SPEAKER_03]: Your mother's shirt.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's all for whatever.
[SPEAKER_03]: Explore in the unknown mysteries.
[SPEAKER_03]: Vancouver Island.
[SPEAKER_03]: Motherload.
[SPEAKER_04]: Gotta get you a fucking Phil Collins Vancouver shirt.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You made an hour and 15 minute documentary on satellites.
[SPEAKER_03]: They did.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, they did have I will give him credit that they did have a very they had a very nice setup.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh Dude setup unreal guy had six monitors running Fucking out in a remote area.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like that's insane.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, remember how much Zell fucking had a meltdown when we brought recording equipment to the forest
[SPEAKER_03]: It was literally just them documenting like a sky-watching party, which is fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not like everybody was having a good time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like everybody is out there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like how much stuff going on.
[SPEAKER_03]: The boys are in the woods.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was hanging out there and, you know, I have to do.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have to do.
[SPEAKER_02]: I have to give a shout out to this one guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: I actually wrote down his name because he drove me fucking insane.
[SPEAKER_02]: Tom.
[SPEAKER_02]: Most Tom's last name, not long, he was in this, I can't remember his name, but Tom's like, Tom's like the older guy who's like, oh, talking, talking, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Halfway through the show, he gets in, he's like talking about like always experience and stuff, and then he gets in a minivan, like a driver, the shot, and the shot obviously is going to be him like driving away.
[SPEAKER_02]: all the way like it's dusty, all the van doors are open.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's wearing sunglasses, no visor down any of it.
[SPEAKER_02]: You can see he cannot fucking see and he's like starting to drive and like, I was like, use the fucking sun visor Tom, what are you doing?
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, he looked like a fool.
[SPEAKER_02]: You looked like a fool.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, but like, when I watched he started like then, I,
[SPEAKER_02]: I really truly think sometimes when I watch and I don't know if it's just the UFO ones that are independently that I'm like, is this really just dry satire when I watch these things?
[SPEAKER_02]: I cannot ever figure it out dude because like one guy shows up when they're like show on the crew a guy shows up and he's like he's wearing a funny shirt and I'm like, that's not your real shirt brother.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like that, come on, come on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like is this real?
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't tell with the UFO community.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so hard.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm always just like, there's like, there's also the one part where they were like, there's a lot of stuff that they were like, they mentioned some stuff and I'm like, hey, that sounds interesting.
[SPEAKER_03]: I seem to talk about that and then they just leave off with it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, they're like this.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do they were talking about how Sedona has all the minerals and the high compounding of these minerals might be interesting spots, and they're like, yeah, like in this church.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, back to the sky, you're like, yeah, and they're like, we're flying in this helicopter, you know, we're going to go pass downtown.
[SPEAKER_03]: So no, no, no, we're going to go over here near these rocks.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to fly over the concrete factory where there's a lot of mysteries.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, concrete factories.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to do you want to expand on that?
[SPEAKER_03]: And then there's nothing.
[SPEAKER_03]: You could have taken five minutes from those establishing shots of the night sky and talk about the concrete factory mysteries, which I am now very interested in and I need to find out what exactly is going on.
[SPEAKER_02]: factory but do the whole like you watch this thing for a fucking like I said this this could be a five to seven minute YouTube video condensed down like really in really engaging but they drag it up for an hour and 15 minutes and I would say like like not to spoil the whole documentary because it is funny you can watch it but like the like
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, we have many times have reset on the show.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you go outside in like a beautiful night and just like spend a couple hours starting, you're going to see some weird shit that you're like, oh, you're going to like, oh, weird.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what that was like, you're going to obviously be like satellites, satellites, I'd like that's weird.
[SPEAKER_02]: And they have one shot of like what appears to be a satellite goes through a very smoke cloud and you would just expect it to like to come out the other side and it just vanishes and you're like, all right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then they kind of say they're like, yeah, they're like, we're get some of this stuff where you have to speed up the camera and I'm like, well, kind of now this makes stuff look more interesting than actually.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, but it's like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I mean, like, most of the stuff in it is sad, like, sad, like, I look, look, and I go sad like,
[SPEAKER_03]: And he does say that.
[SPEAKER_03]: The client, Christopher, don't say that.
[SPEAKER_03]: He says, like, mostly things that we're going to show in this film, like, or satellites are mostly probably satellites.
[SPEAKER_03]: But they do look weird.
[SPEAKER_03]: Clive Christopher's other ones, his uncovering alien series, which we're supposed to watch the other.
[SPEAKER_03]: We couldn't find it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've just wanted to see invasion, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, this one actually, this one has a Skywatch.
[SPEAKER_03]: Skywatch has a sequel, Skywatcher.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which is more I think it's more of it's it's part of Skywatchers.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah Skywatcher I think we could get into the the independent fucking UFO Dude, we don't have money or poor buddy.
[SPEAKER_02]: We got iPhones and he just start yeah, but we can't even like be in the same area Because now it looks like we're a more diverse team.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're gonna send this over
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it is a, yeah, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing shots where we're talking to each other, but it's like you turn you're like, you, these two people are definitely in completely different geogatical.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not just like, one person, definitely like in a rainforest area and the other person is in look different.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like speaking, what, who are they trying to kid you?
[SPEAKER_03]: The client crisper's other stuff, Aliens, I'm covered in stuff like that, it's pretty funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: That stuff's more like, it's more theorizing stuff, which is like more on the fun side of the stuff like this, where I think the invasion went and I like how much the, how does that make money?
[SPEAKER_02]: How, like honestly, honestly, that's my question.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, well, these broken documentaries.
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw those ones on Pluto TV, like the Pluto.tv.
[SPEAKER_02]: They were running out of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: They ran out of, like, they had an alien channel that we didn't even contact.
[SPEAKER_02]: We need, they're showing this shit on Pluto.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's like, they haven't alien channeled.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they're like, we need something to put in there.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then like, it was mostly like aliens uncovered.
[SPEAKER_03]: But here's the thing, here's the thing, here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like all of there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is he just made Moses stuff?
[SPEAKER_03]: But what's the like YouTube videos that they just...
[SPEAKER_02]: This is my question, Dan.
[SPEAKER_02]: Because you remember, okay, remember, back in the day when there'd be like fucking Judged Joe Brown and Judged Judged Judy and stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: And you actually have like now we know that there was comedians that would infiltrate that show with their friends chair to get on TV with a fake scenario and a fake loss you like they'd file real lawsuits to show is technically really I didn't know that but yeah, sure and then they would get on there and some people got on the show playing different characters over the course of a couple years like they managed to infiltrate the show and whatever it's pretty funny
[SPEAKER_02]: When you have a channel that's like, we all we do is aliens, and we need alien shit all the time.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, wouldn't it not be easy for a couple guys to be like, yeah, let's make alien fucking uncovered too, electric boogaloo, and see if we can get it on fucking Pluto TV.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like that's a better be funny thing to do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like I can do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: You bring up an interesting point.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like where is the line where it becomes like,
[SPEAKER_03]: the subject, like people want the subject to be taken seriously, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: And then where is the line where it crosses over into like where you're praying saying, like, you know, it's light satire could be, you know, where it is interpreted as being, you know, that we're making fun of it, you know, or, you know, that we're kind of like, you know, on this stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, even though I love alien stuff and I will watch these and I will never,
[SPEAKER_03]: these things are bad like these documentaries like nobody should watch these or you know whatever or I'm gonna be like don't ever could you explore these things because I'm not gonna say that but you imagine we do a fucking hour documentary on aliens are doing poo transplants because
[SPEAKER_02]: because of the gut biomes, and then we go into the fucking hybridization program.
[SPEAKER_02]: And we just like, we show, we could flash tweets from fucking what's his name.
[SPEAKER_02]: It would be like the alien hybrid approach.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's real.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're doing this stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like the things I would know would haunt you.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then it's like, these are the things.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, for us to come up with a theory for each episode.
[SPEAKER_04]: I feel like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like crazy.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then we could be like,
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's like to go off the rails like the air like hey, it is that stuff is funny and it's also but yeah, like some of it could be all the Make the new food legitimate manufacturers have been overtaken by aliens and that's why they're put like as they survive off a sugar That's why they're not sugar and processed food in everything.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think our FK's fucking
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's alien God.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's thank God.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's why they're trying to force a poison on us in our funny food.
[SPEAKER_02]: The aliens love red 40.
[SPEAKER_02]: The hybrid love red 40 and yellow sunset.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if we were red, different flavors of Mountain Dew.
[SPEAKER_02]: They live off the sea for No, but I like I like like that's the thing it's like when I watch these things and I can't help Because we're in this space we talk about we've talked to people and genuinely the people that we talk to that are in this space a lot of them funny people You know what I mean like
[SPEAKER_02]: I can't think of anyone that we like that is kind of in our kind of sphere that we've talked to about, I'm like, yeah, that is just a boring guy.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're all pretty funny guys.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so then I go like, and here's, here's, like, you know, we have, um, I don't know why his name is alluding me, probably because I've only had like four hours of sleep.
[SPEAKER_02]: What's a monster is among us guy?
[SPEAKER_02]: What's his name?
[SPEAKER_02]: Why can I think of his name off the top of my head?
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what this is so embarrassing for me.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_02]: Guys, you've never worn cowboy hats and you're gonna come out, you're like in a desert shot, you're like, we should probably be wearing cowboy hats.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're like, all right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_03]: this topic to really be taken seriously.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like you can't take it too seriously.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you take it too seriously, you throw off a lot of the PhDs who would do this for legitimate, or legitimate.
[SPEAKER_03]: But train scientists to come in and explore some of these things and just be like, this is just for kind of fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's for fun, these guys, don't take it too seriously.
[SPEAKER_03]: But do apply the rigorous standards of academic science to these topics and just kind of do it for fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: and it don't, you don't have to bank your entire career off of this, you know, it's, it's a fun to explore these topics and these things, and I feel like that would, if,
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's always kind of been my, you know, progative for like going into the show is like, don't take it too seriously.
[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, but do you take a look at the fucking clinton's and then shut the fuck up, the clinton.
[SPEAKER_02]: No one's talk is about the clinton's.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, mine's mostly not what I'm rallying.
[SPEAKER_03]: The alien ring, but like, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dude, they are the aliens.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what you don't understand.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I feel like you would attract, you would attract a lot more.
[SPEAKER_03]: like yeah a lot more credibility and and the scientists who like credible if he kind of just bring him in and be in like hey we're kind of like goofing around and you know because scientists can be funny people too like they are funny and they do these things not really if you need a bit of grass touch and I don't find I need okay well yeah some I mean outside of the media like you know scientists can be funny guys like make funny jokes
[SPEAKER_02]: Is that, is it true that guy's a womanizer?
[SPEAKER_02]: I heard he was like kind of like mean.
[SPEAKER_02]: Neal give her a question.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I heard it number one time that he was like, not a super good kid.
[SPEAKER_03]: He has so much, I feel like any kind of figure that has like a lot of media exposure is going to like attract a lot of just people say stuff about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's even worse than I used to talk.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's just genuinely fucking any type of famous dude is gonna end.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Andrew got his little fame and all of a sudden he's a racist.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's a racist.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's fucking crazy.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's the community in effect?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like fucking, I make the same jokes in the summertime.
[SPEAKER_04]: When I'm back to my nice fucking bronze, and it's fine.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm a little pale in the winter, and every gets crazy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm fair.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am DB, credit, automatically, boom, slurs.
[SPEAKER_03]: Credit, it's damn, credit, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: First of all, yeah, one credit.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just generic.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's mostly stereotypes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then second credit.
[SPEAKER_03]: He gets later.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've been in three films.
[SPEAKER_04]: One major motion picture.
[SPEAKER_04]: Play it on the big screen.
[SPEAKER_03]: What ever dead.
[SPEAKER_03]: There was a big screen.
[SPEAKER_04]: There was a big screen.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was a big screen.
[SPEAKER_04]: There was a big screen.
[SPEAKER_02]: There was a big screen.
[SPEAKER_04]: There was a big screen.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a big screen.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a big screen.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's a big screen.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a big screen.
[UNKNOWN]: There
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like that.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, not everybody will get that.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, a few little appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, no, it's uh...
[SPEAKER_02]: I really want to make a block of adventure.
[SPEAKER_02]: That would be sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: That would be fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: I bet when it was close for us, I think.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think so though.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think we had the opportunity.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we got lazy and we didn't fucking jump when we had the high of our faith.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think we could have done it to find the time.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think honestly, I think.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a second coming of all this for us I don't know before we're young so we're like people are like oh it's young guys interested in this fucking caboo talk Who follow these old guys now we're kind of middle aged where the These young guys that are drunk fucking idiots at our areas and we love them now.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're a bunch of middle aged fucking Boy sober dude a couple of old fuck a couple little fucking in a couple years We're gonna be a little more gray a little more distinguished little more believable on people when we say these things
[SPEAKER_02]: When I can look in the camera and be like, hi, I'm I'm Braden.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm one of the foremost experts, subject man experts on the top of the UFOs.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've been studying them since 2016.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Then it's like then people are like shit, right?
[SPEAKER_02]: Like it's it's it's 20 this guy's been studying UFOs for 15 years.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's he he he he.
[SPEAKER_02]: What is he running me in and then then now we can send them a documentary and and throw our way around a little bit right we've been discussing these things right when we even know making these connections for 16 and rise in the highs and lows of this fucking the public the public needs to know well yeah we've been following the UFO phenomena closely for yeah and it was it was in early 2026 when we realize it's the gut biome they're interested in
[SPEAKER_02]: It has nothing to do with our resources, the resources, our us in our guts, the bacteria, they want our poo.
[SPEAKER_02]: Weird stuff.
[SPEAKER_02]: The crops are good.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's they're picking up the feces.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what they want.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got to drive, we got to get in our feces, put on our cowboy hats, they're shooting at the side.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, they're they're taking fiber from the crop.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hell yeah.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what we hear on our fiberglass.
[SPEAKER_02]: The nose are bent because the fiber has been removed.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's why the plant does it.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's all it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: But the fiber of the plant can't stand tall.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's why you know where to party.
[SPEAKER_02]: I fucking poo in the bag.
[SPEAKER_02]: See that sucks.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want the aliens again.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is like this is something that we should have done.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is whenever we have these fucking all ball theories that just popped up.
[SPEAKER_04]: write it down.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because then when we do do something like a fucking TV show dog, whatever we'd have these theories back at school, brother, we did one better.
[SPEAKER_02]: We fucking recorded it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but he was going to go through it all and fucking recording and fucking listen all this shit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, brother.
[SPEAKER_02]: I guarantee you, you can be like, oh yeah, dude, dude, uh, yeah, we got tons of fans.
[SPEAKER_02]: We'd be like, what do we talk about tons of fans?
[SPEAKER_02]: I wanted, yeah, one one or two fans coming.
[SPEAKER_02]: Got to get our story and go through our story.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, we got it.
[SPEAKER_02]: We got a couple that know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Like we do have the best story.
[SPEAKER_02]: The best.
[SPEAKER_02]: The best one was of what's his name?
[SPEAKER_02]: Stoki Jay.
[SPEAKER_02]: He's going to go.
[SPEAKER_02]: Holy.
[SPEAKER_02]: I've just talked about Rasputin.
[SPEAKER_02]: What episode do you guys talk about Rasputin?
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like probably the one titled Rasputin.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_02]: He.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
[UNKNOWN]: He.
[SPEAKER_04]: STOKY J is a fucking beauty.
[SPEAKER_04]: How's that?
[SPEAKER_02]: He's one of my fellows.
[SPEAKER_02]: If you're not on our fucking disc, he's a fucking, he's fucking always.
[SPEAKER_04]: Several is a Ravens fan.
[SPEAKER_04]: The fuck off with the Ravens, STOKY J.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you had just lost.
[SPEAKER_04]: You could have picked any fucking team.
[SPEAKER_04]: Guys English, you could have picked any team he picks the fucking Ravens.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do they play over there?
[SPEAKER_02]: The they play a fucking, like, one of those fucking... No, I don't want to go out.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want the Ravens at all.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fucking lions are playing in Germany this year, I think.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, really?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: You're gonna go.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know back to the motherland.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not German, but aren't you German like your grandpa?
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know it's your that's your stepdad.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, stepdad's German.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's fucking from Frankfurt like German German.
[SPEAKER_02]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_02]: But all right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, hey, that's it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Those opinions have rubbed off on me though.
[SPEAKER_04]: So don't worry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Those are all my Lebanese ancestors that give me those opinions.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I did.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying to think there's one other thing I wanted to bring up here.
[SPEAKER_02]: I was looking up.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying to read my notes here, but I don't see it now.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's too late, buddy.
[SPEAKER_02]: Save for the next one.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's over.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't let's ride an hour.
[SPEAKER_02]: We're out of an hour.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a hard power hour.
[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, and listen, the gut buy on thing checks out.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a good theory.
[SPEAKER_02]: And if we can come up with a good theory in a power hour.
[SPEAKER_02]: that has legs, you're like, hey, it made the hour worth it for you to listen to.
[SPEAKER_02]: So now you know, the aliens are after your poop, the transgender under their body, to fix their gut pants.
[SPEAKER_03]: Poongers don't, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's medically don't put magic rocks in your butt.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Get me something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do something to fucking.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, the G spots not up there anymore.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, people don't put something up there.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, listen, Dan, you've used the rocks to exfoliate the colon to get rid of the polyps.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's all fucking, it's, it all comes around, buddy.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's, that's fucking, that's just like a reverse quail that uses it and they're fucking gulleted.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's absolutely cool.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's humans fucking rocks apart but the cleaner goings.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, we're getting a little off the rails.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's power.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, if you're not on our patreon patreon.com slash alien theorist theorizing Join us there.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, it helps support the show Del read the beauties.
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't see there was a couple more beauties, but that's fucking go Del is the reader of the names.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to I don't want to take the one thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to take one thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: He doesn't the show The one thing he contributes, which is and he does a better than anybody else.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_02]: like like I don't want to you know if I start doing it then I'll have to do it all the times people go brain you did is so good.
[SPEAKER_02]: So we'll leave that to Zell.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as we always say at the end of things keep those eyes on the skies.
[UNKNOWN]: You