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[SPEAKER_00]: This week we discuss Olaf and Rapunzel breaking down at Disney, the Selena Gomez QR code Oreos being used to catch possums, and the alternate lyrics will maybe get
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[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe that, it's, it's, it was, I'm on the edge of I see wondering what it was.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I pushed the grinder button like 10 times into overlaps.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, self.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I, okay, that is a breaking, man.
[SPEAKER_00]: I can also do this, and that's with the eagle.
[SPEAKER_01]: Come on, piano, man.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so what is the breaking news?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I also have this.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, what about this?
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it did.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it boomed.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's one of the big booms from the five big booms.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was going to say no one works harder than your soundboard, but actually your fingers maybe?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Finally some justice, some recognition.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, you can have the smartest computer in the world, but if you don't have a human to turn it on,
[SPEAKER_00]: Actually, I don't really know if that's really asked what was Claude asked Sora asked Grock I don't know don't ask them you know what you know it's weird.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I didn't it's not like I used to like watch the Simpsons But I have so much like random Simpsons memories
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I said, they're an episode where Homer's job is he just has to keep pushing a button.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so he gets one of those like birds that like tilts its beak and it pushes the button for him.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then he realizes he could just like skip work all day.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so what goes wrong?
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what your soundboard needs.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know the rest of the plot.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just picture that little bird like tip it and push in the button for his job.
[SPEAKER_00]: A little bit.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes, no, yes, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tip about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tip about it.
[UNKNOWN]: Tip about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you remember, do you remember the air of the Reese's family going off about the terrible ingredients and how they shit up his grandpa's recipe?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well,
[SPEAKER_01]: Reese's is going back, back, back again to the original recipe after complaints from the grandson were heard.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh wow.
[SPEAKER_01]: Back to, I guess, back to real peanut butter.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, all of you who liked that, who liked that, who liked that, who liked that, who liked the
[SPEAKER_01]: plastic butter exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so, you know, this is just another example of open mouths get fed and squeaky wheel gets the grease.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll come on squeaky wheel.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let it be known that complainers get their way if you are out there and you're like, damn, this is wrong about whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, who gets their way?
[SPEAKER_00]: People who complain, you know, who really gets their way?
[SPEAKER_00]: People who complain every day.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they really get, the world is shaped by the complainers.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tip about it, push it about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have to push about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, so the Reese's debacle is solved.
[SPEAKER_00]: Praise be.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_01]: A world piece is next, but for now, world Reese's use is, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: But for now, your peanut butter cups are going back to what they tasted like when you were a wee lad.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, I never noticed the difference.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe my palette is flattened.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you eat a lot of that?
[SPEAKER_00]: me looking back at it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do I eat a lot of peanut butter cups now?
[SPEAKER_01]: I will say when I lived in San Francisco I was a frequenter to like the little corner store and they always kept the candy right by the cashier sort of taunt you while you were checking out and I'll say I've really dabbled in some of the Reese's
[SPEAKER_01]: Spin-offs in the years, they had like a big cup.
[SPEAKER_01]: They had like a caramel cup.
[SPEAKER_01]: They had like a dark chocolate something.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think every time it was out there, I thought, all right, well, I'm waiting in line.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess I'll think about it, eat about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: That was never me.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I was never tempted by candy in the checkout aisle.
[SPEAKER_00]: I am tempted by, if I'm soldering through and grabbing my bagels,
[SPEAKER_00]: What they're making?
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, where?
[SPEAKER_00]: Where are you perusing bagels?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, like at the grocery store, like where the bread is like I like to look at the fresh doughnuts Oh, if they have an apple fritter right there, sometimes I can be tempted.
[SPEAKER_00]: And sometimes I'll even look at the like the baked cookies that they've got going on from the bakery They've got these very soft top baked cookies
[SPEAKER_00]: that are so good, that sometimes I'm like, I do need, I do need a whole container of cookies.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm never about to buy like Oreos or like, um, you know, tips of boy like this.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not that girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just, uh, but the front base started on don't even get me started on chips a hole.
[SPEAKER_01]: The soft ones are to bland the crunchy ones are to crunchy who's eating a chips a hole.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like the soft ones.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just I just think they taste like nothing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, they also have chocolate chip.
[SPEAKER_00]: Where the chocolate chip ones they have Reese's ones
[SPEAKER_01]: Nah, you know what I get nostalgic about.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do like looking at like the birthday cakes in the window at the bakery at the grocery store.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's giving Meyer in the 90s.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's giving where my mom got all of our birthday cakes as children, maybe that's why I like it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I just think, I really, I really could get one of those and have them write anything I wanted on it.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's certainly limits on what they'll write, though.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well.
[SPEAKER_00]: correct.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're going to look back at it speaking of Oreos.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have a hot topic from I scrolled all the way back.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's from March 7th and we never covered it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I skipped over it.
[SPEAKER_00]: But I did add it to the to the to the discord when it happened.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you hear?
[SPEAKER_01]: Now, not if it came out of March 7th, I had other things going on that day.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: As you know, it's Cory's birthday, March 7th.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you, everyone.
[SPEAKER_00]: Selena Gomez is limited at Oreo cookies, helped scientists in New Zealand catch possums that threatened the local ecosystem.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you catch all that?
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't."
[SPEAKER_00]: Selena Gomez is limited edition Oreo cookies.
[SPEAKER_00]: New Zealand scientists used them to catch possums that were threatening the local ecosystem.
[SPEAKER_00]: The Oreos were part of a trial by scientists who discovered that chocolate cookies worked better than prescription stimulant drugs for the possums.
[SPEAKER_00]: So they were using the Selena Gomez Oreos.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think the chromatical Oreos would have had the same effect?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't even know Selena Gomez had Oreos.
[SPEAKER_01]: What were they?
[SPEAKER_01]: What were they on about?
[SPEAKER_00]: They wanted to be chromatica, but they were just not.
[SPEAKER_00]: They were not giving chromatica.
[SPEAKER_01]: Limited edition Selena Gomez Oreos.
[SPEAKER_01]: I see one of them during a horchata flavor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that sounds kind of good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Cinnamon, Selena's chocolate and cinnamon.
[SPEAKER_00]: The Lena's chocolate and cinnamon.
[SPEAKER_00]: Labored cookies.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not really trying to get cinnamon.
[SPEAKER_00]: With a QR code where you can scan for more Selena content.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm, thank God.
[SPEAKER_00]: So the cookie had the QR code?
[SPEAKER_00]: No way.
[SPEAKER_00]: One crumb in the wrong spot.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not going to work.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to take you to top brawl.
[SPEAKER_00]: You remember top brawl?
[SPEAKER_00]: You remember top girl?
[SPEAKER_00]: Where that's the where is she now?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm looking for.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, don't go googling, top girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do not go googling, top girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I was like, I was skating this QR code for the Selena Gomez additional content.
[SPEAKER_00]: And here I am on top of the girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, one guy, one jar with the one wrong crumb in the wrong place.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh!
[SPEAKER_01]: And do you think the QR code was in the Oreo itself and not just on the packet?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's just on the package.
[SPEAKER_00]: The on the Oreo is Selena Gomez's signature.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, SGM, how long did you think it took her to sign all those?
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yours, you're crazy for that one.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, my really got you in the heart crazy because because that would be a long time Speaking of other things that are crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay Do you want to you want to pour we got actually we got a pour when out.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no question about it Got a pour one out for the Rapunzel at Tokyo Disney.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you hear no?
[SPEAKER_01]: Crows have started eating her hair
[SPEAKER_00]: It's all the video.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I said you the video I did to grab.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of how I feel.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: God.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think, do you think times are just fighting back?
[SPEAKER_00]: Or, or what?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think the Croes are just hungry, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're probably not eating it.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not eating it.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're probably making nests with it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, her hair is giving long, long, long, long, long, long.
[SPEAKER_01]: Down the building long, so of course, it's the perfect material for nests.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I've Googled it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nothing's coming up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, here we go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tokyo Disney.
[SPEAKER_00]: They removed the animatronic.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, she was looking a little busted anyway.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so sorry to say.
[SPEAKER_01]: She was getting picked apart by Crow.
[SPEAKER_01]: I ain't gonna happen to you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever seen the movie birds?
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Those birds attack people.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, do they?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, she's giving birds at Tokyo Disney.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so actually that's a sequel that I want to see.
[SPEAKER_01]: If a fuck the live, the whatever, what do they call it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Love action, fuck the live action.
[SPEAKER_01]: Crow, as I've said before.
[SPEAKER_00]: You want Crow's attacking Disneyland and do you want to horror movie about it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want a sequel to Rapunzel where the villain is the Crowe is eating her hair.
[SPEAKER_01]: They're not eating the ball.
[SPEAKER_00]: She's a bald bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's a bald bitch by the end.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then what?
[SPEAKER_01]: And then what?
[SPEAKER_01]: She's still gonna be alive.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's a bald bitch.
[SPEAKER_01]: She can, and then she's, and then she's giving first Disney Princess bald.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we actually don't know that.
[SPEAKER_00]: We don't know who's wearing a two pay.
[SPEAKER_00]: We don't know who's wearing a wig.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Most likely Disney princesses to be wearing wigs.
[SPEAKER_00]: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Rapunzel.
[SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely, see the story right to itself.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was just to Ariel definitely has real hair.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what is not gonna say on under that water?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, maybe there's some type of advancements with underwater wig glue that we don't know about.
[SPEAKER_00]: They have thing of a hobs.
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, things get crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: She has a collection.
[SPEAKER_00]: She don't know her adhesive of a collection.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just not picture and sticky's gunky sticky stuff under the sea.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, I think we just actually hold on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Except for an oil spill on, hold on.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, sharks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Have you ever been underwater with the wig on?
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, I think there's something there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Would you like to be?
[SPEAKER_00]: Would you, yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, actually actually actually, because you know, I like her aquarium.
[SPEAKER_01]: So arcs.
[SPEAKER_01]: Little mermaid squeakful, but she's just pitching ideas to Shark Tank and their real sharks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I was going to say, you know how aquariums in the shit have those trained actors and actresses pretending to be mermaid swimming by?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think that's an aquarium.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think those are aquariums, you're at.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're just that like a carnival or perhaps like you just have you see the one where the girl Where the girl suddenly out of breath and she has to rip off her tail and kick her feet to the top Yes, have you seen the one where the fish like puts the woman's head in her mouth?
[SPEAKER_00]: Go off.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well
[SPEAKER_01]: He didn't know any better, um, she's in his home.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's in his home.
[SPEAKER_00]: In his defense she was giving worm or something.
[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: So, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no natural segway from from Burmaids under the sea, hmm.
[SPEAKER_00]: Let me think about that.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, not really.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: I do have a segway, actually.
[SPEAKER_00]: I I've room away.
[SPEAKER_00]: I wish no, I do have a segway.
[SPEAKER_00]: She Rapunzel's not the only bad bitch who's having trouble.
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you hear about Olaf?
[SPEAKER_01]: from Frozen, from Frozen.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I saw this, didn't he?
[SPEAKER_01]: Malfunction, I get carried off in the streets.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he, he malfunctioned Olaf at Disney Adventure World.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, what's Disney Adventure World?
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you mean Disney Land?
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you mean Disney World?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know about Disney Adventure World.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, Olaf fell over, and they had to, all the Disney workers had to surround him to shield the eyes of the children.
[SPEAKER_01]: What did they say?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'd like to know what the, like, response is not the light.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think they practice for this sort of thing?
[SPEAKER_01]: You think it's like flight attendants in emergency situations?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're prepped.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I have the video right here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Olaf is talking.
[SPEAKER_00]: His arm, his wooden stick arms flailing.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then he suddenly stops moving.
[SPEAKER_00]: His arms down, he leans back, he falls over.
[SPEAKER_00]: His nose pops off, carrot flies, flinging all over the ground.
[SPEAKER_00]: The workers slowly kneel down and cradle him as if he oops fell over, they cradle him up.
[SPEAKER_00]: They put his nose back in the hole.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're laughing, they gently carry him away.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you think he's getting punished?
[SPEAKER_00]: why why do you think is those is able to fall out to begin when they really see perhaps needs some under the water wick blue are you above the water carrot glue stats well maybe you know snow is water snow is water sharks yes no is water and carrots need glue to
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know who eats glue?
[SPEAKER_00]: You know who is glue, who?
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, Sven.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, carrots are, horses eat carrots.
[SPEAKER_00]: Horses become glue.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, something like that about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Think about it, talk about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Something to consider.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, it's kind of like the circle of life,
[SPEAKER_00]: uh uh what we mean is what we get carrots need glue carrots give glue carrots become the glue that they then yes yes correct and such yeah yeah so you know um we we have technical difficulties at Disney
[SPEAKER_01]: Olaf and Rapunzel, it happens, it could happen to you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you think this is the first malfunctioning puppet at Disney?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, do they still have the Trump animatronic, it's a small world or whatever?
[SPEAKER_01]: The one that looks like Hillary Clinton.
[SPEAKER_00]: In the, in the, in the den of Presidents, or I have no clue where that you could find that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Where is that?
[SPEAKER_01]: Den, the den of Presidents.
[SPEAKER_00]: All of Presidents, the, you know, or whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: OK.
[SPEAKER_01]: Shut it.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, here I am Googling common animatronic malfunctions at Disney World.
[SPEAKER_01]: There is a list.
[SPEAKER_01]: OK. Mr.
[SPEAKER_01]: Potato had famous for his animatronic eyebrow malfunctioning.
[SPEAKER_00]: What is it supposed to go up and down?
[SPEAKER_00]: Is he suggestive?
[SPEAKER_01]: Ariel, known for eyes getting stuck closed while singing.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, maybe she's just feeling the note.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's just hitting the high note.
[SPEAKER_01]: Contrary Bear, musical jambory, characters like Wendell and Teddy Bear have suffered lazy eye, having we all.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mama Odie, at Tiana's Bayou Adventure, known for head mouth synchronation issues.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, she's blind.
[SPEAKER_01]: Damn, these robots maybe we should get some AI on that.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, maybe we shouldn't.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think we should get some engineers on that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Whatever happened to Imagineeers.
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like that, back in my day everyone was like, when I grew up, I wanted to be an Imagineeer.
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't remember Imagineeers?
[SPEAKER_00]: What are the hell is that?
[SPEAKER_00]: In Imagineere, I feel like it was like somebody who came up with the roller coasters or something.
[SPEAKER_01]: A Walt Disney Imagineere is the technical team behind the Disney theme parks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dang.
[SPEAKER_01]: You never wanted to be an Imagineere?
[SPEAKER_01]: A blend.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't recall as a child being frequently asked what I wanted to be when I grew up.
[SPEAKER_01]: I came from a part of the country where people did not become prioritized.
[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, did you?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did people ask you that?
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like, yeah, that was a thing, you know, in school, or like your counselor, or like, skill.
[SPEAKER_01]: Um, I feel okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: So in sixth grade, we all had to make personal brochures, which was like a a brochure.
[SPEAKER_01]: My very first time seeing a tri-folded piece of paper.
[SPEAKER_01]: And you had to write stuff in it like about me, like as a child, like my future and I did have to write in there what I wanted to be when I grew up.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I did say a professional soccer player.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, but
[SPEAKER_01]: But that's the only time I recall being asked, you know, jump me, send you a copy of my personal brochure.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would love a copy of your personal brochure.
[SPEAKER_00]: brochures, did brochures fall off?
[SPEAKER_00]: It like, who's got a brochure anymore?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, papers out, everything's digital.
[SPEAKER_01]: Didn't you see that, didn't you see that?
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I don't know what's going on with Dodgers.
[SPEAKER_01]: Didn't you see that 90 year old Dodgers fan crying because they wouldn't print out his tick his season tickets and he's had tickets for years and he doesn't have a smart phone so there's no QR code for him to sign.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I was going to critique him, but you know what, going paperless and going cashless is a direct assault on homeless people, people experiencing homelessness, people without phones, people without access, people with a, it is only negatively affecting poor people.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I just thought when the Honor League, I guess.
[SPEAKER_01]: What is the, what's the Kardashians quote, there are people dying?
[SPEAKER_00]: There are people dying.
[SPEAKER_00]: That is, that is true or that never.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought, uh, this poor man, I hope he gets to go to his Dodgers games.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know what, I think it's actually fuck the Dodgers, actually.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because aren't they like, um, helping and supporting ice or something?
[SPEAKER_00]: Did I make this up?
[SPEAKER_00]: Probably.
[SPEAKER_00]: Dodgers, ice, hold one.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't follow, I don't, I don't, I don't follow, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't follow sports, but did you watch the NCAA basketball tournament?
[SPEAKER_01]: Honey, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, may she get one.
[SPEAKER_01]: What are your thoughts?
[SPEAKER_00]: University of?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: That makes sense because there were people in my neighborhood wearing University of Michigan stuff.
[SPEAKER_00]: And somebody had a university of Michigan flag waving.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, well, what is going on?
[SPEAKER_01]: Walking and waving?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, from their balcony.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, what's happening in my, then you didn't go strutting about yelling, go maze and blue.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, but I did, um, I have an old viral tweet that researched and now it's all making sense because about the Michigan players.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, about the, the, the beer pong.
[SPEAKER_00]: gay porn, you event.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Body best.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, I had a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,
[SPEAKER_00]: They dunked.
[SPEAKER_00]: They got the range.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are they wearing the range wishes Swiss fish or they did they get the is there a special Bringing for the winning this?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know Okay, I don't know did you win your bracket?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, I didn't okay, so I just I can't is the sad thing is I had them picked to win and then I just thought this is a betrayal Oh, so you switched
[SPEAKER_01]: I did, and I picked someone else to win, and then I lost, I guess I don't get the $100.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I can't print out my tickets.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I saw that the, the, the woman who was from, remember when Drag Race had the, the women on for the March, um, that's sorry, for the, uh, makeover episode from the women's best.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, one of them, one,
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, the title of this article says, just one March Madness with UCLA.
[SPEAKER_00]: What does that mean?
[SPEAKER_00]: She won March Madness?
[SPEAKER_00]: What does that mean?
[SPEAKER_01]: That means, you know how I was saying the men's Michigan team won.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so the men's UCLA won for the women.
[SPEAKER_01]: UCLA won for the women and she's a member on the team.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Most successful makeover contestant of all time.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've got some stiff competition, wasn't that that one guy was on it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, also you.
[SPEAKER_01]: But that one guy was on the amazing race after he was on like two seasons three seasons ago.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow, wait two amazing race contestants have been made over on Drag Race make over episode that we know of.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, get me or not and Shmyrna in here.
[SPEAKER_00]: We mean to you on drag raise.
[SPEAKER_00]: France versus the world.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get in here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Me or not, Shmyrna.
[SPEAKER_01]: Where are they now?
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, should we get them on the pod?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_01]: Should we, should we do a spin-off where we interview race contestants?
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: No offense to that.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_00]: Will you be getting the 10th anniversary of Beyonce's Lemonade?
[SPEAKER_01]: Damn, 10 years.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's the anniversary?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'd rather have Renaissance Part 3, but...
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, go off to the beehive who wants the 10 year anniversary.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm never really about that.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, is she marketing it or is it pop?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is she marketing it or is it pop craves?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, but because you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I don't really listen to a lot of like I kept reading the sentence.
[SPEAKER_00]: I kept reading the sentence.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's not true.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank God.
[SPEAKER_00]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it is true.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a, there's an entity called Rockaby Baby, and they do Lullaby.
[SPEAKER_00]: We've talked about them on the podcast, they do Lullaby Renditions.
[SPEAKER_00]: But for the 10th anniversary of lemonade, they're going to do lemonade.
[SPEAKER_00]: I see.
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought Beyoncé was putting out a low-label or something to...
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, this is a little stupid miswomen.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, some of the top comment on the tweet is, hold up.
[SPEAKER_00]: They don't burp you like a burp you.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, that I like.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that's all.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's, we, I know, the weird thing is I know we talked about that company like in the first or second year that we started this part.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, yeah, I remember.
[SPEAKER_01]: They were doing Maroon 5 tracks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, sure.
[SPEAKER_00]: I brought the hot topic to the table.
[SPEAKER_00]: When he, when he, when he, when he,
[SPEAKER_00]: Chuck E. Cheat.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess the only thing I could think of you do with the a baby is burp.
[SPEAKER_00]: You burped the baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: What else?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, cut the umbilical cord, but you can't really sing about that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Swang it.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: You can sing about the umbilical cord.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do not shake the baby.
[SPEAKER_01]: Snip snip goes the cord.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I don't remember any lemonade songs.
[SPEAKER_00]: What else was on lemonade?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, they don't burp you like I burp you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[SPEAKER_01]: Formation.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, babies.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now let's get in formation.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Sure, actually.
[SPEAKER_00]: Damn.
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: He hates it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I appreciate it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I'll be seated and seated.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you listen to a lot of lollibies?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's cruton like lollibies.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, but remember that song rocking a bye.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, by Sean Mullins.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Just because you know some things doesn't make you cool.
[SPEAKER_00]: Doesn't make you great.
[SPEAKER_00]: Doesn't make you that bit.
[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have a Sean Mullins 10 playlist.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm I'm kidding.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm kidding.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: What do you have anything else?
[SPEAKER_01]: No, just that I am all in rooting for Darlene Mitchell to snatch the crown on RuPaul's Drag Race.
[SPEAKER_00]: This this comes out still before the finale because there's going to be a lip sync lip sync Lips sync la la Parisa Smackdown for the for the 50 K which
[SPEAKER_01]: There's no world.
[SPEAKER_01]: If we're recording this before the episode comes out, but I'm like, there's no world where juicy or media doesn't win.
[SPEAKER_00]: Am I wrong?
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, you know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: We've been surprised before, you know, who was the big surprise?
[SPEAKER_00]: Megami.
[SPEAKER_00]: And we all thought that we all thought the, you know, you go into the lip sync lip sync sync smack our peruses and you think it's gonna be right.
[SPEAKER_00]: You think it's gonna be the dancers.
[SPEAKER_00]: You think Jasmine Kennedy's gonna have it in the back.
[SPEAKER_00]: You think, you know, Mia Star, you think juicy, you think George just you think, you know, all the girls who can really turn it out.
[SPEAKER_00]: But there are some spoken word moments.
[SPEAKER_00]: There are some comedy lip syncs.
[SPEAKER_00]: There are some nuances that you have to have the full range.
[SPEAKER_00]: And if you don't have
[SPEAKER_01]: you're right.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't wait to see discord when the whole thing by walking.
[SPEAKER_00]: She could do she could do something funny with that, but it can't be the whole song.
[SPEAKER_01]: Discord, D.D.
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuego, final two in the Lipsink, Lollaparusa.
[SPEAKER_01]: You heard it here for her.
[SPEAKER_01]: It could happen to you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't see why not.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, who are you rooting for?
[SPEAKER_00]: Root rooting for.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm rooting for you.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm rooting for you.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, I think I think Mikey makes, of course, would be a great winner.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's Arlene Mitchell, though.
[SPEAKER_00]: If we were to look back at the season,
[SPEAKER_00]: a really wonderful winner for a very weird season if it were to happen.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think Darlene is a modern okay this might be controversial to say into think but in my head I'm I'm processing and I know queens are like don't compare us to each other sorry I'm gonna do it for half of a second and you don't have to take it seriously and it could just be in my brain and I'm just gonna share it because this is our podcast so shut the hell up.
[SPEAKER_00]: is Darlene a modern version of the archetype of Katia for the drag race universe is is Mikey makes the modern version of the archetype of Ben De La Crem for the drag race cinematic universe.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, and what does it mean for one of those archetypes to win in the context of who's been winning recently and what is going on in the world that we'll all want.
[SPEAKER_00]: It would be interesting to see either as a winner.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think we haven't really had a one like Darlene and I'll ever have we not that I can think of.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'd be honestly, I really did enjoy this season and I can't believe it's almost over.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, all right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I guess I'll talk to you later.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm a let I'm a let you let me go.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to let you let me let you let me go.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm going to let you let me let you go.
[SPEAKER_01]: So okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Bye.
[SPEAKER_00]: Where can you let me let you go?
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to let you let me let you find me in places, doing things and stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, actually, actually, I'm not doing anything.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm playing Polkopia.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, is it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Is it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Girl, why?
[SPEAKER_00]: Did I lose you?
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you playing?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, of course.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: I had a play date the other day with some friends in... Oh, I heard about this.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: So do you want to hear about it again?
[SPEAKER_00]: And are what?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we played Pokemon cards, we opened booster packs, we played the card game, we showed each other apocopia islands, it was actually a wonderful evening.
[SPEAKER_00]: I had so much fun, but here I am, bringing over my switch,
[SPEAKER_00]: They show me what they're up to in Pocopia.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, they are so much more advanced than I am.
[SPEAKER_00]: They are making things that I could only dream of.
[SPEAKER_00]: And then I have to go last and show my, my shack that I, where my Pokemon asked me if we're poor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know,
[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't even beat the game.
[SPEAKER_00]: I have you, yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you beat it?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm full on decorating.
[SPEAKER_01]: I, my bleak beaches is in a great spot.
[SPEAKER_01]: I started dabbling with some of the other areas just to mix it up and to show some love to those who don't live at bleak beaches.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I kind of want to move every Pokemon to the same island.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh no, it's stressful.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's stressful.
[SPEAKER_01]: I, I did the math.
[SPEAKER_01]: You did the math, but there's 300 Pokemon, there's five areas.
[SPEAKER_01]: You could have like 60 per.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm gonna try to do that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but now I got about like 85 of it bleak beat right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: So people got to start moving out.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh Shit some of those critters got to go live in the mines.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you gonna are you making ethno states Jesus?
[SPEAKER_00]: Are you letting the mingle or or do all?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, of course.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do all the dragons have to be other
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I do have a problem with some of them that are very large.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: I have you seen Snorlax.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, Blissy spawned in a house and then she was too big to get out the door.
[SPEAKER_01]: Been there.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, like, are we supposed to want to see the Gilbert Grape her ass out the ceiling?
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I don't get the reference, but thank you.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, the mom dies at the end and they have to airlifter out of the ceiling.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_01]: hold up which is what I had to do to get blessy out so I'm thinking I'm like I'm gonna have to make a big area for the ones that are really big some of them are so big I don't like how big they are you should put them in a pit just dig deep down into and put all of them in a well
[SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen the videos of people who tracked locked Mr. My Munderground because he's so scary?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I saw somebody that has a floating prison far away and they fly to it and they go into the prison and there's Mr.
[SPEAKER_00]: Mind with his hands up against the glass.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what he needs to be.
[SPEAKER_00]: As somebody who really identifies with the justor clown community, that is
[SPEAKER_00]: This is fascism.
[SPEAKER_00]: How we treat our fools, honey, you know who you should be locking up?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: The Gimmie Ghouls, the who's the capitalist Pokemon, who's got coins.
[SPEAKER_01]: yeah well uh no i'm gonna make i'm gonna split it up evenly i'm gonna make sure there's like some workers and electric and all the different types of uh skills that they have at all my islands i there will be a little theme there will be a lot of water type at the at the bleak beach they like to splash okay like where else could laprus really live
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well send a pic, and I'll see you on the internet.
[SPEAKER_00]: Alright, love you, bye.
[SPEAKER_00]: Later!