[SPEAKER_03]: We're now returning to the French Lieutenant's woman.
[SPEAKER_03]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can listen to the Michael Marasho at Michaelmarasho.com.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, what have we here?
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a podcast fun.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_01]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the Michael Marasho with Michael Marasho.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_07]: The only way that I can describe the new intro video, is especially the front part, is that it made
[SPEAKER_07]: Rob, look, uh, tougher.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's not my takeaway.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not the winner because I have a huge nose.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks to AI.
[SPEAKER_07]: You look like you could win a fight.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got no idea.
[SPEAKER_07]: You look like a pirate.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got no idea.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it looks like you could really get out there and get her done with that.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I like my animation.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think yours is the best.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mine makes me look...
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, not that you're just a younger, but center, maybe.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I figured out the trick for Michael Mara AI.
[SPEAKER_08]: Really?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: You put on a hat.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because it's always the hair that upsets you.
[SPEAKER_08]: So if I make you wear a hat, it's possible.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is it the, the, the, the look that upsets me dry, sure?
[SPEAKER_07]: Is it just the AI mistake that, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
[SPEAKER_08]: That is far from perfect.
[SPEAKER_07]: I know.
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll have more about that in the show today, because it's all, it's everywhere.
[SPEAKER_07]: It seems to be much like back in the day, and I'm old enough to remember, you know, when all the new tech came into play with the modern Internet, and it comes to be... Tom's to be...
[SPEAKER_07]: It kind of like, uh, when the internet became a thing, we were all kind of, uh, unsure of what it was, and then we got used to what it was, and then it became indispensable.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that's exactly the road we're traveling with, with AI in America.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can you think of, um, in the past, I remember Mike, you were actually employed at the time by the compact disc innovators.
[SPEAKER_05]: W. H. Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Can you remember a major technology thing in your lifetime
[SPEAKER_07]: I said, this thing is great.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, the wheel, the real wheel.
[SPEAKER_07]: I said, this is gonna make things so much easier getting my, you know, getting, getting my wheat to the market, didn't you look at your other caveman friend and say, isn't this great?
[SPEAKER_07]: Isn't this great?
[SPEAKER_07]: So let me just share, it's always something, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: That is the fluid that is left of my liquid IV.
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[SPEAKER_07]: When, after I tanked the entire thing, one minute before I was connecting with the guys, and so on.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm guessing that's a real thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: That looks to me like it might be a 32 ounce cup.
[SPEAKER_07]: pretty close might be one of the original.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nope, it's the new one.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's the new red cups that I got.
[SPEAKER_08]: I said how was how was cleanup?
[SPEAKER_07]: cleanup was frantic, but I've done it enough.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a new but efficient.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, no, I've done it enough and been around audio equipment enough to know what you have to do.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you people that are
[SPEAKER_07]: uh... slow on the on the pickups low on the take will not be able to respond to that but in broadcasting we know immediately vital electronics uh... anywhere to many where above the water above the liquid that's what you have to do it out of there
[SPEAKER_07]: and then do a quick check on all the vitals.
[SPEAKER_07]: But my morning, are your pants saturated?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no, it all went kind of on the table in front of me and then I was able to shove it off the table, off the console and onto the floor, which is probably very damp right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: But thank you for the blessing is what that is.
[SPEAKER_07]: To me, and this is to everybody in all lines of work, all right under the pen.
[SPEAKER_07]: right under the panel a little bit of liquid that I missed I hope it's not ink no no it's just a little liquid uh and note to uh all broadcasters you know be aware always have a microfiber tone handy they're very they're very convenient they clean lenses they clean uh cameras they clean uh glasses they they're they're very very handy and I just think that I'd share that with everybody welcome to the micro marriage show this is a
[SPEAKER_07]: 20 26 and it is we have done 10,000 shows.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_07]: This year.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can eat.
[SPEAKER_05]: So maybe a little crispy.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I'm doing fine.
[SPEAKER_07]: I had a great weekend and I'm rested.
[SPEAKER_07]: Got to sleep later, but I mean, but got plenty of sleep because Michael goes to school one hour later.
[SPEAKER_05]: And spring break is over.
[SPEAKER_05]: So he got to go to school to go to school today.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it just seems at his particular school.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, we pay them to educate him, but they don't really work.
[SPEAKER_07]: There are no days where there's no day one hour later.
[SPEAKER_07]: uh... so nine o'clock he goes in a nine a.m. instead of eight a.m. on uh... monday uh... that's they they do it to which week it's ten a.m. right i think it's like i think it's have a weekend it was winter break then it's spring break it might be week before school ends break i don't know how many more breaks uh... he is going to get but
[SPEAKER_07]: I will tell you this that before the break, the Monday before his school break, Mrs. O'Mara took him to school.
[SPEAKER_07]: And Mrs. O'Mara is definitively one of the is the the morning routine coordinator.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think in afternoon, baseball, I might play a role, but as far as the morning, especially the first morning of the week, she is the communicator.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I bet better morning person, like, you are from you, I mean, yeah, I don't, I, I'm up no matter what, and I get stuff done earlier than later.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm much better.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, if you get me at 5 a.m., 6 a.m., I'm much better than I would be at 6 p.m.
[SPEAKER_07]: Constantly.
[SPEAKER_07]: So last night because we had a very long weekend of baseball, we were, I went to bed later and I said, you know, we usually set the alarm for six.
[SPEAKER_07]: I said, can you set it for seven a.m. and she did.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then when I woke up this morning, I said, well, I got a little bit of a fire drill.
[SPEAKER_07]: I got to take a quick shower, and it's not like I like to linger in the shower, but I like to take a normal, well, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I like to exfoliate you know of course get between the toes dear this this was quicker the norm because I've got to get going I got to get things ready and as a matter of fact Josh I think I sent you
[SPEAKER_07]: did I send you two videos over the weekend you did I yes okay i don't remember what i sent you i know that one's a little lengthy and a little dirty when it comes to potty mouth uh can't help that because it's uh it's a guy that's funny and then there's another one i sent there was one there was one was a video of you firing firing Josh right
[SPEAKER_07]: And no, no, I would never fire Josh, he whoops in despite, well, nobody's in dispense.
[SPEAKER_07]: So didn't we, were we told that one time?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: What would we tell that more than once?
[SPEAKER_05]: Often.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: We've got a t-shirt for this edit.
[SPEAKER_07]: No one's indispensable.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're quite indispensable, Mike.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, yeah, most definitely.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I sent you, you sent me a James Brown clip.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's a good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, that's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's that's before I continue.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's do a palate cleanser.
[SPEAKER_07]: I love these.
[SPEAKER_07]: I never get tired of these, especially when they're they're new to me.
[SPEAKER_07]: I hope they're new to you as well.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's start the show with a little James Browns.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a brief one right here.
[SPEAKER_07]: I hope you.
[SPEAKER_07]: I hope you enjoyed this.
[SPEAKER_05]: I hope they're of soul.
[SPEAKER_07]: My morning wake up call for everybody.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let it roll, Jackson.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_05]: You've showed us, you've treated us to several of those videos where they redubbed the artist.
[SPEAKER_05]: That is by far the most disgusting one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because you hear nasal trouble.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: One more time Josh, just for the audio.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is fun.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[SPEAKER_07]: And I just hear enough to go, you know, obviously I know that she is still doing her work.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
[SPEAKER_07]: A bed.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I said, did you call me?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Michael.
[SPEAKER_07]: School.
[SPEAKER_07]: Michael.
[SPEAKER_07]: I said, what?
[SPEAKER_05]: So she rises and like grabs the laptop and begins her day in the bed.
[SPEAKER_07]: Usually.
[SPEAKER_07]: But quite often she's getting ready earlier than me when I get done doing what I do.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, it's flexible, Rob.
[SPEAKER_07]: It has to be flexible because of your modern marriage.
[SPEAKER_07]: Modern marriage.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: No ideas, Rob.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can't do the show from the bed.
[SPEAKER_08]: We need to get out.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I would be the second most likely to do the show from a bed if it was offered.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why?
[SPEAKER_05]: Because you would be in bed if you could.
[SPEAKER_07]: Me?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, you just, you're confusing the fact that I used to, uh, in the other studio, have my feet up.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I'm confusing the fact that you're the only person I know that has ever eaten a steak in bed.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think you, you know, I don't think I'm the first person that's ever eaten a steak in bed.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're the first that I was aware of.
[SPEAKER_05]: With sides?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know, that's a great question because I think that you do have, by the way, I had a Cheerios late last night and realized that I had a smaller bowl that was brimful with the Cheerios and that is not a bad snack.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's just not going to work on the level.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I mean, they're basically like a, they're a, it's a life preserve.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yeah, they're floating in the water.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can eat in the milk, you can eat it.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're doomed, you're absolutely doomed.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it's flexible, the schedule is flexible.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it changes, and I get that.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I still, as I stress to Mrs. Romera, I rely on her to be kind of the great communicator of the beginning of the week.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why is the door open?
[SPEAKER_05]: You did, Mike.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks, you.
[SPEAKER_09]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, is that.
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll put it in here in the face.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're going to open the door.
[UNKNOWN]: Hey.
[UNKNOWN]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's on your hand?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did you use from your spill?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a trump.
[SPEAKER_05]: I scratched it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look at that talent.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, you still have beautiful hands.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think I'm a very young 66, but that is a, that's like a 90 year olds.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but what about your feet, your beautiful feet?
[SPEAKER_07]: My feet, my feet, you could compare my feet and I am not exaggerating.
[SPEAKER_07]: You could compare my feet to a 21 year old man's foot.
[SPEAKER_05]: A 21 year old woman's foot.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no, don't do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't do that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: But you know, your, your, your feet are famous for not being beautiful.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_07]: But you know, but also, Ageless actually, Mike, no odor.
[SPEAKER_05]: By the way, I've seen that I was a son.
[SPEAKER_07]: Last couple of weeks ago, I was at Jason's Dally.
[SPEAKER_07]: And if you are going to come into a place where other people are eating,
[SPEAKER_07]: with your Birkenstocks on you horrible pig at least has easily totally, easily my words trait.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's disgusting.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't want to see your toes unless they are flawless.
[SPEAKER_07]: And even then, I don't think open toe in any eatery for a man is acceptable.
[SPEAKER_05]: What about open toe with like a medium heel?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's disgusting.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was so gross.
[SPEAKER_07]: I went right to his feet.
[SPEAKER_07]: I look at his feet and he's, you know, he's waddling over to the ice cream bar.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's fat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Get his feet.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, he's medium.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's not in great shape.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's plenty of women who should have close shoes as well.
[SPEAKER_07]: They are.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I mean, the woman by its very nature of fashion with women, you know, the open toe is much more common.
[SPEAKER_07]: Women's footwear is much more commonly open toe.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have not worn burks yet this spring and know this as a courtesy to others.
[SPEAKER_05]: I always get a full pedicure before I break them up.
[SPEAKER_07]: But you don't reset your audio every day.
[SPEAKER_07]: So that's why you snap crackling pop every day unless we tell you to.
[SPEAKER_07]: So you have to go and come back because you snap crackling and popping it again.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's probably the problem.
[SPEAKER_07]: The problem that will fricking never be fixed.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what's happening today?
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, I don't I can't figure out what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I think it could clear here too though, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: I do.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I was going to push him.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was hoping we could make it to the break and he could cut out during the commercial.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: But no, it only happens on this show.
[SPEAKER_08]: When I have one other shows, he doesn't do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Really?
[SPEAKER_08]: I have that figured out what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: If it's the video clips he's loaded
[SPEAKER_07]: or if it's some weird connection, and I don't think to the regular listener out there, it's a big deal, but for us in kind of distracts us.
[SPEAKER_07]: So that's what we deal with.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, I don't think it's a mic entering the studio thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's a going live on our streaming art thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it's a platform.
[SPEAKER_07]: It could be a live on streaming art.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm back.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm here.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, let's go.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm like, I don't have time today.
[SPEAKER_07]: And when she puts her foot down, she puts her foot down.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's obvious to me that I am going to do that.
[SPEAKER_07]: And the good news is that the little man was in fine spirits, which is very, very unusual for a week off and then back to school.
[SPEAKER_07]: But that's what happens when you keep them occupied.
[SPEAKER_07]: When they can't f-off all the time, I mean, he was going, he was sore today.
[SPEAKER_07]: You ready for the total baseball games over the weekend?
[SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: Six too many six games six games that he played that he played start to finish.
[SPEAKER_07]: So he was in two and two Friday Saturday Sunday or no It was a it was two no is one on on Saturday morning one on Saturday evening and then
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it was five games.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, excuse me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Check.
[SPEAKER_07]: Reset rewind.
[SPEAKER_07]: Small net VIP up there.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was two on Saturday.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was a game on Saturday night.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then three on Sunday.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because they went to the same team.
[SPEAKER_07]: They went to the know they went to the championship in the tournament they were playing and so they finished him.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was on the same team for all the games.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, one game Saturday night it was his wreck team.
[SPEAKER_07]: So yeah, I'm proud of him.
[SPEAKER_05]: And Sunday he was playing for the Mariners.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, he got called up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mariners are a minor league, AAA, Philly.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I get to go to school and you're the bottom line.
[SPEAKER_07]: What did I write down here?
[SPEAKER_07]: Communication is important in a marriage.
[SPEAKER_07]: Carla makes the rules.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think that's just stands by itself right there.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think we need any more explanation to wait in the communication.
[SPEAKER_05]: The which communique as they would say in World Two.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you realize that you had to do it?
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, she has a tone that indicates to me that I've got a just hustle and get my work done and come in here and prep things earlier so that because if I'm late, I will, you know, it's just, it's, it's, the tone that tells me there is, this is immovable.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is not going to, because there is so much that you've heard Mike.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, pretty much, I can't think so.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, and here's the tone.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, say, say, Rob, I can't do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've got, I've got, I've got show prep right up to go time.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, so here we go.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'll do the tone.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, listen to any cakes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've got prep until show time.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's the tone that tells me it doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what I would call that and I get it in my house, too, is the teacher tone.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, no, you're taking him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_07]: And in fairness to her, she is a longer hours.
[SPEAKER_07]: She has double dipping that she does because she works for the national telehealth company and she works for her own brick and mortar.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I respect that.
[SPEAKER_07]: And but at the same time, I say,
[SPEAKER_07]: And then I got her on the argument because I came in after I dropped Michael always said we have to communicate and she looked at me She says nothing's changed and that's where I had her I said.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yes, the week before break on Monday you took him
[SPEAKER_07]: and she knew it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I was right.
[SPEAKER_07]: And not only did I do something, well, when you when you win based on memory, it's a triumph.
[SPEAKER_07]: You almost want to hear the angels saying, because when you win based on memory, I have, I have a very little winning, and I have very little memory.
[SPEAKER_07]: So the fact that I was right, it won't end in hand.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it was beautiful.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was, it was truly a, a beautiful thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I've been very nearly 30 years and sometimes I don't even take the wins because it's not worth it.
[SPEAKER_05]: What's going to follow them?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, I didn't go.
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't go.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was too, you know, the time was of the essence.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I didn't I didn't go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now did she buy any chance counter with the fact things have changed schools an hour later now?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, it's been this hour.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's always a Monday.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, this is a Monday thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's this bill part of your dance?
[SPEAKER_07]: The spill was really, I was very damaged.
[SPEAKER_07]: The spill was, I got him and kind of this bus driver, you know, you know what's a great thing is this bus driver is just got the best attitude and he is never the only thing he's ever been guilty of is when I sigh because he's waiting there because he's early.
[SPEAKER_07]: And to have I've gone through I think every parent has at one point with kids in school the late the chronically late bus drivers The word out and and the you know there's a and but this guy just doesn't do it and so I was really happy got back on time and that's when you know
[SPEAKER_07]: right at the last minute with no urgency whatsoever ready to go I knocked over the flag and the flag and of a fluid but that's not what I want to do here.
[SPEAKER_07]: I want to share with you I have fancy myself a storyteller from the word go.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's kind of what my broadcast career has been marked by.
[SPEAKER_07]: Something
[SPEAKER_07]: Interesting happens, even something dull, but it's got a nice interesting spin to it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can spin that tail and hopefully make it interesting to you.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what I hope I can do.
[SPEAKER_07]: I try to do that.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I have also had many, many moments based on being a pet owner where I have described pet accidents.
[SPEAKER_07]: But there is a guy, I'm sorry I don't have his name on the tip of my tongue, but I've now watched a couple of videos that he has submitted, one is his pool, I believe the series is called My Effing House.
[SPEAKER_07]: And this, as someone who is a connoisseur of describing a pet accident,
[SPEAKER_07]: This is one of the finest I've ever seen.
[SPEAKER_07]: This guy has a pet problem.
[SPEAKER_07]: And yeah, the S word will be in it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry, deal with that.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's all right.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, that's what he's dealing with.
[SPEAKER_07]: So if you see the guy, there's just something about his manner that makes me laugh out loud.
[SPEAKER_07]: I hope you feel the same way and maybe his name will show up on the video on that trip.
[SPEAKER_07]: But let's roll this description of this fine home.
[SPEAKER_02]: In the middle of the night, my 100 pounds dog
[SPEAKER_02]: Diaryish Everywhere Not a peep out of him either.
[SPEAKER_02]: There were three Catastrophic Diaryish throughout my house and not a single bark.
[SPEAKER_02]: Not a single distress call was thrown into the The sun will come up in the morning and when he opened the door The smell of sewage death and despair
[SPEAKER_02]: Watched over me.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know That I ever wanted to find out how much would break a human spirit, but but I know now It's it's three
[SPEAKER_02]: There was one that looked like he used an explosive component to set it off.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just I don't know how that could have been a natural exit for the living mammal's body.
[SPEAKER_02]: The Force.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's a CSI investigator somewhere on this planet that would have been fascinated to study
[SPEAKER_02]: And if diarrhea sh** throughout your home isn't bad enough, my teenage son threw his crocks on and it looked like what he did was tap dance in the sh** and then dance throughout the house.
[SPEAKER_02]: So they were just little feet-prince of sh** everywhere as well.
[SPEAKER_02]: I love this.
[SPEAKER_02]: We should do this again another time.
[SPEAKER_05]: That reminds me Mike of this was some time ago, and I know we were set to discuss it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if we ever did about a hate letter that was sent to the Roomba Corporation.
[SPEAKER_05]: because what happened is they had scheduled the road off vacuum, yeah, to go in the night.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they actually sent a map to Roomba of the trail of the room that the room did around the entire room.
[SPEAKER_07]: To see how to do the edits every time, you say that word Josh, do you have to edit that?
[SPEAKER_05]: I do that.
[SPEAKER_07]: You do the edit.
[SPEAKER_07]: You make no more work on my screen.
[SPEAKER_07]: He does the edits.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, good.
[SPEAKER_07]: So you're making more work for yourself otherwise I was going to say that's okay if you don't mind right if you're good at that right editing that out
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, I used to have a motto with Charlie Braille.
[SPEAKER_05]: I said, if we have to edit the word S, just bleep the dot on the top of the eye.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ha ha.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: But yes, I've been doing it a long time.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's a lot easier than we used to have a real of beep that we had to slice in through the... That's the biggest.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I imagine you've gotten good where you can just see it in the waveform.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not going to that level yet, but, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
[SPEAKER_08]: You, you, I, I like watching you try to use your mouth and but and finger at the same time.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's like your brain can't process both of them.
[SPEAKER_07]: So grabbing your head and patting your stuff, you know.
[SPEAKER_07]: Can you do that?
[SPEAKER_07]: Idiot.
[SPEAKER_05]: What?
[SPEAKER_05]: Can you do the belly head thing?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: So what do you want me to do?
[SPEAKER_05]: Tap your belly and tap your head.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, good job.
[SPEAKER_05]: How about you, Josh?
[SPEAKER_05]: Can you rub your belly and tap your head?
[SPEAKER_07]: Drummers can do that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll do the tops.
[SPEAKER_05]: Are you really rubbing your belly, though?
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, good.
[SPEAKER_05]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_07]: Josh is having trouble.
[SPEAKER_05]: Am I having trouble?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you're having trouble with the, and you're ruining the faux hawk.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're really, really.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sure I'm ruining the faux hawk.
[SPEAKER_07]: And we're running the same speed that he runs.
[SPEAKER_07]: Different.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_07]: go in a circle on your chest and my show you can you can talk all you want about me running I don't run don't like it will be a story that always go your mom and dad used to sit on the porch and watch you run for their own amusement because it was funny because I'm a bad runner yet were you a washing machine runner uh... you know in baseball we analyze uh... technique of running what is that uh...
[SPEAKER_07]: Where, you know, I don't think you can come up by going left, right, left, right.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I was where you're supposed to go.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was a trash compactor runner.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not really sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm trying to get that in my mind.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, either.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just thought it was a visualized.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's why as far as I really have to apologize to my son for one of his advance, where my automatic inner snark, Michael, I had a pretty game.
[SPEAKER_07]: You had a pretty decent game pitched a little bit, did a little bit of everything played.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let me see one, two, three, four, five positions at one point during the weekend.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what makes you valuable.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a good player.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's seen a video like that.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's he a superstar, no, he's not.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's nowhere near.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's got a long way to go before he's going to be, you know, a lot for making his varsity team.
[SPEAKER_08]: People make millions being a bench player that can just go into any spot for an in-in.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, the boy can play multiple positions.
[SPEAKER_07]: He can't play any position in the infield and he catches any pitches So that's what he does.
[SPEAKER_07]: The only thing he's not is an outfielder.
[SPEAKER_07]: He just hasn't played the upfields and he played, but Isn't the outfielder worth some of the less?
[SPEAKER_07]: notable players are sent something man you know robber's funny i i don't want to get into the weeds with baseball because i talk about it too much but my god the players with the good the the good teams that really have the ringers you know that come in from you know national programs that uh probably that they all play well and then the outfielders are in the outfield for one reason because they have great arms that's it and they all make plays or it's more about not so much
[SPEAKER_07]: more about throwing it back into the game of play than the right guys and so yeah he's he played on but I think towards the end of the day maybe the second last game where the last game with he was the last game where he struck out and took two like right down the middle and then whipped it one that was out of the strikes on and I got really really big trouble because my real snark you've been in the recipient of this rob for a long time
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I said I, because I forgot.
[SPEAKER_07]: I thought I was dealing with you and not my son, and I said great it back.
[SPEAKER_07]: I, and Carlos, you stop it right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: I said I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the weird thing when I heard you say that it didn't mean a thing to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know because I've heard it for you for 30 years.
[SPEAKER_07]: And by the way, he's heard it from me too.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I mean, he's not, he's used to my mind.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's all the other parents that's the issue.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's in, uh, you know, one little almost, you look, you play only one, two, three, four, five.
[SPEAKER_07]: You play five games in these tournaments.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you go to the last one, the championship, and they want championship their last tournament, they came in runners up for this, uh, the one yesterday.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to tell you something that, uh, Mrs. O'Mara, you know, she gets a little feisty too.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, where I don't know what was going on, but it was some dispute with the Unpire and we our side was just going oh come on that's like come on come on right and the lady from the other team Yeld over He calm down Oh Emily said you shut up and said the lady comes back with you shut up
[SPEAKER_07]: That's all it was, it doesn't sound like much, but it sure was at the moment.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: At a time when you had the sporting game, yeah, that's what I lean over because Carlos closer to the airside that I'm, and I go, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_07]: Calm down is like when you want somebody not to become you talk to calm down That's about the worst thing you can never say but calm down.
[SPEAKER_07]: How about a little kiss?
[SPEAKER_07]: So when you look if you're for anybody who can occasionally be in a hole and I think everybody can be some more than others
[SPEAKER_07]: you actually you have to own your a hold him especially when it comes to something that's meaningless like supporting an event.
[SPEAKER_07]: By the way, Josh, I got to give you some compliments on that t-shirt.
[SPEAKER_07]: What's that logo?
[SPEAKER_07]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the new Orioles.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, look, you got her.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, he gets him before they.
[SPEAKER_07]: He gets him before the public gets him ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, that's because China gets from before the public man to I love that.
[SPEAKER_08]: They unveiled them on Friday, and what's nice for me is fanatics is based in Jacksonville.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it's like a good opportunity.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, I have a question for you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you think there is a chance, and this would be a good chance, do you think that the Baltimore Orioles could be incorporating green into their color palette because they're always good to me?
[SPEAKER_08]: they always have because the stadium is mostly green.
[SPEAKER_07]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So the city connects this year for the Orioles lean into the stadium inspiration.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we have green, which is really nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: Am I really truly out of the loop to not know what a city connect?
[SPEAKER_07]: as they are different jerseys that they that has a theme like for example uh... there was a bumper sticker i think after the marathon bombing uh... that uh... was was uh... yellow and blue i'm not sure whether that's the reason i don't know but they uh... but the red soxware blue and yellow uh... and that's it with the idea
[SPEAKER_08]: Last year, the red sauce got new city connects, which are the green monster green green monster green, which is so it's various reasons It's it's it's it's they try to make it that will connect with the people in that team and something new and different it's a money making opportunity This year, I don't this is the year.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hold on Rob, I wanted to tell you one thing is the
[SPEAKER_07]: over the weekend at one point Carlos saw me laughing and and and and looked at me and so what do you laughing and I said I was just saying to myself be ton because be more is what and Rob said Rob said to me when are you're when are you're when are your be ton jersey's going and I was I little ran Rob can say stuff that I will randomly start laughing at it.
[SPEAKER_07]: when I thought of him saying, beat on, that was just so funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was kidding because I've seen the Red Sox City Connect and the color they're using is a likely to lose lavender.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not this weekend though.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_07]: better a little better this weekend.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it was fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I'm also here to tell you that you can get in the trap of bad eating when you go to these tournaments because there's nothing there but a snack bar and it's all crap and it's all bad for you and then after the game when it's been a long time you're driving home you don't want to cook anything at home so it's bad food there, bad food, bad food, bad food.
[SPEAKER_07]: So back to the moment.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did they have any of what I always question as
[SPEAKER_07]: No, because this was a shame run.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, look at that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Tensession stand.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: By run by the good people at RIP City.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you could buy ribs and a little hug beverage.
[SPEAKER_07]: Early morning, Saturday morning, 8.30.
[SPEAKER_07]: I said to Mrs. O'Marrow, we were out of here.
[SPEAKER_07]: We were running late and didn't get my coffee.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I said, she said, I'm pretty sure they have coffee at the concession stand.
[SPEAKER_07]: I said up, yeah, but sometimes that suspect, I want to tell you that the coffee that they served me on Saturday morning, the flavor, I believe, you know how like a Starbucks will flavor something with mocha or vanilla vanilla.
[SPEAKER_07]: This was, this was, I believe, flavored with some sort of transmission product from a local mechanic shop.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was at had that.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then later in the weekend, I had me a diet mountain do because that's what baseball parents do.
[SPEAKER_07]: And when the ice melted, it was the same flavor.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it's the water.
[SPEAKER_07]: Or it's the water they had.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the water.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can't imagine why it would taste bad.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, the fields are located right next to a sewage treatment plant.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't understand.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you see them filling the coffee urn before they brewed it from the sprinklers on the field?
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's that we've claimed water.
[SPEAKER_05]: They've reclaimed what?
[SPEAKER_05]: Reclaimed.
[SPEAKER_05]: Have a cup of reclaimed coffee.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well a big sign up that says reclaimed from right next door.
[SPEAKER_07]: Anyway, we had to take a break and when we come back, we got news later on.
[SPEAKER_07]: We have a medical report.
[SPEAKER_07]: We have a wedding, someone went to lots on the show today.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ladies and gentlemen, we will be back after this.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, I welcome back to the show every buddy.
[SPEAKER_07]: I hate cruisers.
[SPEAKER_07]: I do want to remind you.
[SPEAKER_07]: We got cruising.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: We got cruising in January of next year.
[SPEAKER_07]: We are doing it well in advance.
[SPEAKER_07]: You asked us to do this.
[SPEAKER_07]: The price points are much more favorable.
[SPEAKER_07]: We are going to be leaving from Tampa, Florida.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're going to be traveling through the Western Caribbean with a strip strip.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we'll strip a trip to Kaza Mount.
[SPEAKER_07]: and should be a lot of fun so go to the Michael Mera show website for all the information you need on the cruise.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's probably right there with cruise.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Ladies and gentlemen, we thank you.
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right, let me see is it working today after my this is a test.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, all mine can get flooded.
[SPEAKER_07]: Great.
[SPEAKER_07]: So glad that I raised my soundboard up on Stilts.
[SPEAKER_07]: The U.S. military announced that it will begin a blockade of all Iranian ports and coastal areas on Monday as President Donald Trump sought to pressure Iran in a move that risks driving oil prices even higher and renewing the war.
[SPEAKER_07]: The announcements set the stage for a showdown as Iran immediately responded with threats on all ports in the Persian Gulf and the Gulf of Oman.
[SPEAKER_07]: That it seemed I know it was a marathon talk they had with the JD over the weekend or something.
[SPEAKER_07]: But you know, I still it didn't seem like it was seem like it happened right away.
[SPEAKER_05]: After 21 hours, he was able to get to his story about making love to the couch.
[SPEAKER_07]: JD.
[SPEAKER_07]: I got a brother-in-law sent me a picture of, you know, that marathon is coming.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's only the future of the world with, you know, World War III potentially in the balance.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it's really kind of, and there he is at his WWE fight, you know, and watching MMA with his buddy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm so glad his master.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_07]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm glad his master didn't run.
[SPEAKER_07]: uh... security in the uh... will you tell you were talking about two different leaders yeah i was talking about trump and you are still back to vans though i know you're doing all the all the patented jokes about jd vans which uh... you know i'm going to like i hold those patents
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, I know you do.
[SPEAKER_07]: Security in the Persian Gulf and the sea of Oman is either for everyone or no one.
[SPEAKER_07]: The Islamic Republic of Iran said on their broadcast Monday, no port in the region will be safe.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that's a statement from the Iranian military and the revolutionary guards.
[SPEAKER_07]: So that just sucks, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why we chose Cosmo because it'll
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, or so, or so we hope, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a new study from the University of Ottawa found that sending emojis at work aren't doing anything to help your image.
[SPEAKER_07]: In fact, they might be hurting it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Positive emojis like a smiley face or safe, but they don't really add much researchers found that they work fine with positive messages, but plain text still comes across as the most professional.
[SPEAKER_07]: And the one emoji you should never send is the angry face.
[SPEAKER_07]: sending an angry face can seriously hurt how co-workers see you even your nickname.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry, even if your message is totally reasonable that little angry face can make you seem less capable another news story from the unprofessional Michael Marisho where emojis are bound.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mostly mostly the thumbs up emojis.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but this weekend I got a lot from Mike you several times sent me the eggplant in the splash
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, yeah, and you know what do your own figuring out on that one ladies exactly really because that's just the way we were gonna speak to HR But I think I am HR so never mind
[SPEAKER_07]: If your teen loves video games, but isn't interested in coding or engineering or the hard stuff, there's a new career path to consider working at the airport.
[SPEAKER_07]: And no, I'm not talking about driving old people around on golf cards.
[SPEAKER_07]: The Federal Aviation Administration and Department of Transportation are targeting a new generation of air traffic controllers, video gamers.
[SPEAKER_07]: If you haven't heard air traffic controllers are understaffed, there are a lot of reasons including government gridlock, but it's generally considered to be an excellent job with good pay benefits, although it can be intense and stressful.
[SPEAKER_07]: On Friday, the FAA will open a new round of applications, and their latest campaign is targeting young adults who love video games.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why does that make me unsettled?
[SPEAKER_05]: He says you're going to hear going to get on the the the listen to the intercom.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're going to be yelling at the pilots That was low key fire dudes stop it.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's gas
[SPEAKER_07]: that's my latest one.
[SPEAKER_07]: I got that one over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's gas.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know, it just seems to me that video gamers and electric bikers are cut of the same cloth, where it's just like they don't want to be doing anything formal.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're going to know, put it in a sense because what they are, the ones that are good at video games are really good with the hand eye coordination and control and things and taking a lot of inputs at once.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's true.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what you do have a lot of things going on stuff have a lot going on Then teach them to play piano.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want these losers.
[SPEAKER_07]: They don't want to play piano.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nobody wants to play piano And that would get better than the fruit and them as drone operators
[SPEAKER_07]: What did you say you wanted to be a piano player?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I want a piano player.
[SPEAKER_05]: You want to be bad.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wouldn't it be great to have a piano in your house and guide to just play it all day?
[SPEAKER_05]: I get Nordstrom.
[SPEAKER_08]: You want to go back to the old days when you just have a slave, sits up there and plays it.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's not a slave.
[SPEAKER_05]: I pay him.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're going to pay his fantasies.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he works from like 8a to 8p and if there's a party, maybe later.
[SPEAKER_07]: you know occasionally you'll say something where at that particular moment I wonder whether you've eaten a gummy before the show or not.
[SPEAKER_08]: None gummy.
[SPEAKER_07]: None gummy.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: He blew up my Facebook page yesterday.
[SPEAKER_08]: He had to be into the gummies.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I was just challenging myself.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, it's always fun when you put out a comment to try to get a question to try to get some help and Rob responds with 500 answers.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're all like 25, all puns.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you're learning.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're not your judge.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are you learning?
[SPEAKER_07]: Wait, you got here.
[SPEAKER_07]: You got nothing productive.
[SPEAKER_08]: You got all this or do I let him go?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: You just shake your head roofily and realize that problem solving is not his forte.
[SPEAKER_07]: Stick is his forte.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what you will do.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like no answer is the Epcot German restaurant.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's my true answer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I was looking for it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I put on Facebook for all the Disney people.
[SPEAKER_08]: What are your favorite restaurants?
[SPEAKER_08]: Because I was planning a trip down there.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I wanted to... Yeah, they were working on Saturday or house.
[SPEAKER_08]: They are.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not on houses, though.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think that's on the neighbors.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I put a post on there saying, Disney people, what's your favorite dining?
[SPEAKER_08]: spot.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, because he got the lifetime.
[SPEAKER_07]: So that's it now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: The walk and I wanted to make a dinner reservation for Friday and I was looking and I got a lot of good feedback and then Rob got a hold of it with 25 just puns with every who come up with and then there'd be this break where he would run out of them and then five minutes later, he's back.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you remember, do you remember any of your, so yeah, hold on before we get it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Give me what you put on your post when you were looking for information.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'd like to or the just a bit Disney people.
[SPEAKER_08]: What is your favorite restaurant in the parks question.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, great.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't all right go ahead another one.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really like to call us and wonderbred Snow White in the seven fishes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you can talk about B.
[SPEAKER_07]: He L. L. E. Flan Tasia is mine.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's great.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, if you want to custard it's right into moral and flan Tasia.
[SPEAKER_07]: That works for me I love that what if you're rooting for Britney Spears won't we all we're all rooting for her.
[SPEAKER_07]: I love her.
[SPEAKER_07]: She's good people
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, this should come as a relief.
[SPEAKER_07]: Brittany, voluntary, the entered rehab.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe with that the way I pronounce voluntarily, maybe I should enter rehab.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is what happens when I don't drink on the weekend.
[SPEAKER_07]: Brittany, voluntarily entered rehab yesterday for drug and alcohol issues.
[SPEAKER_07]: This comes over a month after she got a DUI at the time of her arrest.
[SPEAKER_07]: Her rep said Brittany planned to take the right steps to, quote, come up with an overdue,
[SPEAKER_05]: Should we really be talking about this?
[SPEAKER_06]: Let me be talking about this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Anyone who has a problem with her, you do with me.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Great Chris Crocker, Mike.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, Chris Crocker, some people keep his memory alive.
[SPEAKER_07]: Brittany previously went to rehab in 2007 during her custody battle with Kevin Fetterline in 2008.
[SPEAKER_07]: She was hospitalized for psychiatric evaluation that led to her conservatorship, which was lifted 13 years later in 2021.
[SPEAKER_07]: If she is, I'd bless her.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you know how they got her into rehab?
[SPEAKER_05]: They had a huge box with a stick on it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And a string was a kind of an inheritance.
[SPEAKER_05]: They put a gooey flap.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, she likes her.
[SPEAKER_07]: She likes the lattes.
[SPEAKER_07]: for most of whatever the hell they are, you know, one of my dream newscasts we go from Brittany to Justin, Justin Bieber, his first headlining set at Coachella left a lot of fans on Sassas 4.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think we should use this strategy for a live show.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_07]: I totally agree.
[SPEAKER_07]: Justin took the stage Saturday night with a very minimal effort, including a strip down set and a very low key performance.
[SPEAKER_07]: He also spent a chunk of his set on a laptop dialing up YouTube videos of himself.
[SPEAKER_07]: to sing along to a coachella.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess they have good internet.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's got a lot of people about basically just played clips of his music and set of glory.
[SPEAKER_07]: Some people enjoyed it, but one social media hater noted that Justin got paid
[SPEAKER_07]: 10 million dollars to quote walk around this damn stage Katy Perry was in the crowd she hit up Coachella with her boyfriend Justin Trudeau and while she seemed to be enjoying herself she may have also been doing a little trolling at the time one of the videos she posted on Instagram shows Justin working intently on his computer as we were just told with the display visible behind him on a big screen and Katie says quote thank
[SPEAKER_07]: This is funny, thank God he has premium.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to see no ads.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_05]: But there were people that enjoyed it, Mike, and they all said the same thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nice beaver.
[SPEAKER_05]: What a dip.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, honest, forever, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Forever just always touch and just to think he's all that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that he could have gotten away with that with one song and make it sort of like a gimmick.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because I think it's kind of funny, but don't do your whole show like that.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's what happens when no one ever tells you now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, that's it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, yes, you are forever.
[SPEAKER_05]: And with John Bolushi, it's all the same.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's very, very sad in a way.
[SPEAKER_07]: But we'll see what happens with his life.
[SPEAKER_07]: A new study just came out that says on average, we spend $4,272 a year for one pet.
[SPEAKER_07]: stretch that over a typical 12 year life span and you're looking at more than 50 grand for one dog or one cat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well, well, that's before anything goes wrong like when they eat your entire sock and it has to be cut out.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_07]: I does now that vet costs have jumped 43 percent in the last five years like everything in America.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it's just ridiculous why you need ASPCA pet insurance.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Perfect timing.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's gotten so bad.
[SPEAKER_07]: How bad has it gotten?
[SPEAKER_07]: It's gotten so bad.
[SPEAKER_07]: I saw a rot-wilder dipping his.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's got 37% of pet owners are in debt because of their animals and the study says it's hitting Gen Z the hardest 46% of them are considering a petless lifestyle.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, isn't that Millennials Gen Z?
[SPEAKER_07]: I think considering in everything list, I enjoy all of this.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, come on.
[SPEAKER_07]: By the way, good morning, Elizabeth.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good morning, Connor.
[SPEAKER_07]: Happy Monday.
[SPEAKER_05]: We spend a lot of money on Sebastian and Linus, but it's mostly jewelry.
[SPEAKER_07]: They look lovely, too.
[SPEAKER_05]: They do, don't they?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: The problem is though, you know, I don't know why it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think it's the opposable thumb thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: The bracelets just always fall off.
[SPEAKER_05]: Very, very.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm finding them everywhere in Pyroble.
[SPEAKER_05]: Pyroble, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: At least you're not using, you know, real diamonds.
[SPEAKER_07]: A 33-year-old woman finally in Florida, her name, Lemunic Clark,
[SPEAKER_07]: ordered from a subway restaurant online a few weeks ago and when she picked it up she noticed that it had peppers on it you peppery peppery she did not appreciate that she went back inside the complaint and asked for another sandwich but they said that's how she ordered it and they wouldn't redo it
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, right there, I mean, before the rest of this story continues, I think, you know, regardless, you redo it, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, even if you really take the peppers off in the back room and bring it back out.
[SPEAKER_07]: She went back inside and the Munich freaked out.
[SPEAKER_07]: She shoved the cast register and the printer off the counter, then she reached into the cookie display, removed multiple trays of cookies, and threw them onto the floor.
[SPEAKER_07]: ruining 37 cookies.
[SPEAKER_07]: The Otis bunk Meyer cookies.
[SPEAKER_07]: They counted.
[SPEAKER_07]: The police were called and let me unique.
[SPEAKER_07]: Didn't have much of a case because she used her full name on the order and her tirade was caught on the security camera inside the store.
[SPEAKER_07]: She was charged with criminal mischief.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I only wish there was a pursuit that I could say that Lumi unique is who they seek.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's all I have.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a Monday.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a Monday joke, everybody.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, Ari.
[SPEAKER_07]: How was your weekend?
[SPEAKER_05]: The 30's.
[SPEAKER_05]: 11 cookies.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: More stuff coming when we come back on the mic.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, Mary, shut up.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I see in the chat group some of the people talking about the master's.
[SPEAKER_07]: I did not have the pleasure and I watched about 20 minutes of it.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, I couldn't tell you.
[SPEAKER_07]: I know Rory won.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's all I know about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And two and a row is a hell of an accomplishment.
[SPEAKER_07]: But at the same time, I don't know why, but the mojo gone a little bit for me for the matter.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's no fun to it.
[SPEAKER_05]: and wasn't worried didn't he have to win because that's the only name people know yeah it's silly it's it's uh you know getting to a point where a lot of these uh robots and they're all robots now but he doesn't think I kept thinking that and I know that's your thing they do they look like robots they don't show any emotion no and if you know what and when you do that good luck to the announcers Jim Nance one of the best in the business he doesn't have anything to say because there's nothing to talk about
[SPEAKER_08]: And it then makes it even more embarrassing when they bring Kelsey and the other YouTubers all in the day before.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, was it, was it close at all or did it come down to any kind of exciting fact?
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't see it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wait, I think what's the highlights yet?
[SPEAKER_05]: I think the 15 or 20 minutes I watched, he was up by two strokes and he was on the 16th.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, well, then that's that's close enough to be, uh, to be, uh, I mean, it was, it was a contest, but then also stroke difference.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it was a good finish at least yesterday was a theoretically Ovis last game home game with the capitals.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that was, that was a big deal, um, that's when you know, you're old.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's when you're, when you, when you are there at the beginning and end of a career, uh, for a great, great, great career.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_07]: Alex.
[SPEAKER_05]: So he would play again if they go to the playoffs, which is unlikely their their depend on one more win and other losses for them to make the playoffs.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we don't know if OVs coming back next year.
[SPEAKER_05]: But Robert was at the game at capital one.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, good for him.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_05]: He bought his tickets a long time ago, so they weren't really really expensive.
[SPEAKER_05]: They were just really expensive.
[SPEAKER_07]: did they give him like, uh, you know, the send off in the round of applause or anything that they treat him, they treated Robert just like any other guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, it was, it was amazing at the end of the game.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mostly, too, I would imagine, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: And I was watching at the entire, uh, arena goes dark and they do the moving spotlights.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they bring out the three heroes of the game, of course, OV is the number one hero.
[SPEAKER_05]: And some of the, they were playing, I guess, who's a Sydney Crossbie?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a penguins?
[SPEAKER_07]: Sydney, Sydney Crossbie's a penguin, yeah?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it was there, hundredth matchup.
[SPEAKER_05]: Crossbie versus, is that who they played in the last home game?
[SPEAKER_05]: And so after the game, the penguins were like coming up to congratulate him and OV just sort of waved him off.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no, you're Russian, but she's about me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, you'll go away.
[SPEAKER_07]: Go away now.
[SPEAKER_07]: I come back, break, break, skull.
[SPEAKER_05]: But Robert's estimate is seven to 10 minutes of nobody leaving their seat and just screaming their heads off.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was the most amazing thing he's ever seen.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that's awesome.
[SPEAKER_05]: So happy he was there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now you on Friday or last week, you said that you were in a way, dreading the fact that you were going to be leaving the house for the first time after being a
[SPEAKER_07]: uh... but but a family gathering uh... motivated you to attend a wedding over uh... over the weekend
[SPEAKER_05]: And Carrie and I were talking, we said this is our first wedding probably since I've been sober.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's been a long time, over four years since we've had a wedding.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm at the age now, sadly, where funerals are much more common than weddings.
[SPEAKER_07]: So we went, you know, you shouldn't add age to yourself.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's something a 70 year old would say, not somebody in your face.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's true, though.
[SPEAKER_08]: But you went to a wedding.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, just did.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mike, Mike, when was your last wedding?
[SPEAKER_07]: uh... boy i i i can't tell you i don't go to weddings anymore i think yeah i had to be one of the kids it had to be uh... one of my nieces nephews maybe oh yeah because you got that generation coming around yeah i don't know i don't think i don't go any more i will start off with the most enthusiastic and lovely congratulations to my cousin who
[SPEAKER_05]: uh, Jeremy and his wife, Katherine, they had a stunning wedding.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have to give them 50 bonus points because even though it was in a Catholic church,
[SPEAKER_05]: no mass, no communion.
[SPEAKER_05]: They brought it in in 40 minutes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, you think the time to drive to the reception?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, the reception, you thought it was going to be the full show.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I really did, because his Jeremy's dad was so Catholic.
[SPEAKER_05]: But so we had some time to kill.
[SPEAKER_05]: So we went back to my mom's house, who lives real close to the church.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then we headed out to Warnton, Virginia.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike is where the reception was.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did they have it a popular?
[SPEAKER_05]: No black ox or black fox or something like that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Was it like out in the middle of nowhere?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was actually what it changed the name.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm just wondering what describe it to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was a big antebellum-looking mansion, and then the facility was adjacent to it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Was it right off the main drag?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let me say one.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_05]: But we got there, and the weather could not have been better.
[SPEAKER_05]: I always root for people who have good weather at their weddings, and they had beautiful weather they had at cocktail.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's where we differ.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, look tornadoes in the forest.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, baby, Mike was seating clouds.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was the wedding present.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they had a beautiful outdoor like reception when we got there with drinks and light order.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then we went into the the hall where the actual reception was.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's stunning.
[SPEAKER_05]: Big glass chandeliers, big, the whole thing's hardwood floors for dance floor and this is the one problem I had with it I mean we had tears in the speeches it was great Jeremy and I had a nice moment because we've both lost our fathers recently and we were able to talk about that And I was telling him how proud I was of him and welcoming Catherine to the family and then the DJ starts with his music
[SPEAKER_07]: Can before I have a clip of your speech.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh great.
[SPEAKER_05]: I did not.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you got that speech?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, at the table.
[SPEAKER_07]: Not that the whole crowd just tried to take.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, here we go.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is a quote from Rob's speech.
[SPEAKER_07]: I put myself one time.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was quoting the homily.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, very good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you, Father.
[SPEAKER_05]: But the DJ was the same DJ who was doing the Quaint outside cocktail party and he had one of those and I know Joshua will know what I mean.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it was a boes.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a single column white speaker.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's maybe six feet tall, thin, and it's perfect for that environment.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then he moved it inside to a grand ballroom with huge ceilings and right angles everywhere.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, that's what...
[SPEAKER_07]: So being an audio file, you were concerned with this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and he played the same 25 records during dinner that everyone always plays during dinner.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, Bobby Darren, Frank Sinatra, and I said, these sound like remakes, but they sound right.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I went over and got closer to the speaker and listen, Mike, I've never heard this in a live presentation.
[SPEAKER_05]: The disjockey had pitched up the records.
[SPEAKER_05]: probably 10 percent the way an old radio station would.
[SPEAKER_05]: And because of the to make it more fun and exciting.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but I don't buy that when you're playing the my father-daughter dance and it's what a wonderful world by Louis Armstrong and it's like sounds energetic.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why I have it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Practice that dance to get it nice and smooth.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, they're doing simple fox drive.
[SPEAKER_05]: No kidding.
[SPEAKER_07]: But we have another clip on the dress, the table.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is just somebody who's recording you for the entire service.
[SPEAKER_07]: But this is another clip from Rob's B-Wack at his cousin's wedding.
[SPEAKER_05]: Back in a moment, my dear, we have to, uh, we expel Samurin.
[SPEAKER_05]: I actually skipped my Lasix that day.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_05]: But then the disjockey was playing fine music just very fast.
[SPEAKER_07]: When it got to feel bad for you, you're just, you're not drinking.
[SPEAKER_07]: So instead of talking to anybody, you are just sitting quietly, not saying anything to anybody and you're staring and judging the district, because you have nothing else.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what you did.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, no, and what's that?
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe you should start pitching everything up 10%.
[SPEAKER_08]: It'll bring some excitement to the show and get around that YouTube censorship.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've been trying to get into pigeon up for like 20 years.
[SPEAKER_07]: It has.
[SPEAKER_07]: But you're sitting there.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can see you just sitting there.
[SPEAKER_07]: I can't.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't.
[SPEAKER_05]: Eventually, eventually, carry just goes into our phone because that's what I'm talking about.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then the DJ does what I think is maybe this character literally on her phone at the wedding.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, not at the wedding.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sometimes it's not at the reception, is she just sitting there?
[SPEAKER_07]: Are the two of you just, you know, it was in a bad table?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it was a great table.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think we had the best table, and the food was great.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was the rest of the table dancing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: We left.
[SPEAKER_05]: Doesn't it sound like that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Right as this, Jackie said, for truth, there's no, that's when we left.
[SPEAKER_05]: We did not stick for it, because we started an hour ride home.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it was we got home at like a third and that's the right time where you can sneak out and nobody notices exactly but the cardinal sin the DJ did he did not change the battery on the wireless mic before the toast started and there was static and there were dropouts and when my cousin Maria so he would use them string yard yes so I can so really you you you I feel I you the whole thing is that uh...
[SPEAKER_07]: I think him in years past you would have a more festive time at a wedding problem.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we had to solve the equation of like, did you enjoy yourself a little bit?
[SPEAKER_05]: I had a blast and he time I can get my family together like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a blast, but it also there was a small part of me.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't feel like I wanted to drink.
[SPEAKER_05]: They had a grateful bar, top shelf liquor.
[SPEAKER_05]: I did notice that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm just was the watering mouth, but the one thing is that when I saw her family against, not against, but with our family, we have much less representation than we used to, and that's really tragic.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so any time I get together with everybody, it's awesome.
[SPEAKER_05]: I had a really, really good time until the disjockey ruined it for everybody.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_07]: Was it really that bad?
[SPEAKER_07]: Who knows?
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't leave after the dance floor was open and Mike, no parking on the dance floor.
[SPEAKER_08]: But we are different, where that DJ will bother us.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've had to leave many churches because I couldn't handle the way it was mixed.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I understand that, but my question is, did anyone else notice?
[SPEAKER_08]: Or was it just you?
[SPEAKER_08]: That was to DJ was all.
[SPEAKER_05]: All my cousins, all my cousins noticed right away.
[SPEAKER_05]: And the song that did is because my uncle Dana, all of his kids love Billy Joel.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's sort of a trend that he instilled in them.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so when they played just the way you are, and again, it's played like a light fox
[SPEAKER_05]: And then they all come to me and it's like, Rob, they call me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Robby, why would he play the records too fast?
[SPEAKER_05]: And then I had to explain 1960's radio to them.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that if you do that, then your competitor is going to sound like they drag.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then they did anybody, you know, have a little too much fun, because I would have to think, are you sensitive to that?
[SPEAKER_07]: Now that you don't think, are you sensitive to all loaded?
[SPEAKER_05]: It was a, it was fun that there was a very young contingent there that was using the bar and having a great time, and I like, I actually like seeing that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I happy wedding is the greatest, but I will say this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not drinking meant that I did not go to the photo booth and take wacky pictures with signs and hats.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, they had a photo booth.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think Carrie did one but you not you.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I'm not going to do that BS.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that means no gummies also then.
[SPEAKER_05]: I wouldn't say that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Sounds like a pretty pretty good time.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was actually, you know, what?
[SPEAKER_05]: All told the wedding nine five out of ten and Jeremy, I love you very much and Katherine, welcome to the first one.
[SPEAKER_07]: We have a clip from the last wedding that Rob was the one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Great.
[SPEAKER_07]: Great.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is when you're leaving.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sadly, you mislabeled that tape.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's leaving the T. M. O. S. Christmas party.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll come back.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a health news time with the job surrogate.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll do that when we come back on the show.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You know, as far as TV shows, when they make a movie out of a hit television show, it always seems to miss picky blinders, no exception in the movie that I finally wanted.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did it feel like a cash grab?
[SPEAKER_07]: It feels like it felt very much like a cash grab.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was supposed to be like a rebuild, like a reboot to then lead into a show.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe it could be certainly as the possibility, you know, a killing Murphy is, you know, I'm not going to, I'm not going to give you a spoiler alert for this piece.
[SPEAKER_07]: People might not have seen it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but it always seems like, you know, the whole class doesn't return.
[SPEAKER_07]: Some people are there and they have to write around their death and all.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and it's awkward and it just kind of was, you know, not as quality as the show was.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's almost like they rush it and they're having a problem with it.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you know what they probably have all the set still built and everything.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they probably want to use it before it gets before they strike the set.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bigger and better than a TV show or was this?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, this was just the first four episodes of TV show.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think they just, they, they, they knocked it out.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they wanted to wrap things up and they did the same thing with downtown Abby the two movies after that that weren't any good that we're that both sucked.
[SPEAKER_05]: The only exception is returned to Mayberry.
[SPEAKER_07]: fantastic.
[SPEAKER_05]: Really great.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really great film.
[SPEAKER_07]: I will say this.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think the record for cigarettes smoking on any platform.
[SPEAKER_07]: Movie or television.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think that has to be held by a peaky planet.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's not what I want to talk about.
[SPEAKER_07]: I want to talk about health and Josh and Josh.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, not only are you still traveling, but you're traveling with the
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe your blood pressure in control?
[SPEAKER_07]: Are you doing okay with that?
[SPEAKER_08]: I shared I think a month ago that I've been dealing with high blood pressure.
[SPEAKER_08]: To the point that the doctor told me to buy a blood pressure cuff and take my blood pressure every day Is that exactly how the doctor said it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I was about to say cuff link and I realized that's not the right word Okay, there's something acceptable Yes, yes, I believe it's called a cuff
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is it electronic?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not a difference.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't let the pump it.
[SPEAKER_05]: You have to pray on it, Mike.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: You don't have, you know, Kelly Lake, take your pulse, and then you go.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, he still do it that way.
[SPEAKER_07]: Some places, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: They still do it the old way.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, they do it every time I go to the doctor's, they do it the old fashion way to make sure the digital one matches.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: So they probably put me on blood pressure medicine about a month ago and my blood pressure was like 160s maybe 159 if I was lucky I'd get it down into the 50s and so they put me on blood pressure medicine.
[SPEAKER_05]: What was your lower number?
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean I know that they focus on the upper but I mean
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but everybody knows that dummy.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's I'm not saying that mean dummy.
[SPEAKER_07]: You have what it means like nobody Yeah, I know 120 over 80.
[SPEAKER_07]: I know the numbers, but what do the number what is it?
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean what is your pressure while the heart is beating and the other is the pressure when the heart is at rest That is not thumb not thumb not.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I could tell you what is okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's close.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's better.
[SPEAKER_07]: I suppose I wouldn't even have that information
[SPEAKER_08]: On March 11th, I was 163 over 111.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's bad.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's like, that's not great numbers.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: So they put me on medicine and then magically, it did nothing for a month.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so I went on Monday and they changed my medicine again.
[SPEAKER_08]: So now I'm on a new medicine, much higher dosage.
[SPEAKER_08]: of my medicine.
[SPEAKER_08]: And this morning, I got to 128 over 86.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's really good.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the best I've been all year.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you feel better with that?
[SPEAKER_08]: I feel better.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can go to sleep feel a difference.
[SPEAKER_05]: The blood pressure medicine they gave you is that the one that's made by soul.
[SPEAKER_08]: The soul got himself Medicaid with soul for months to deal with.
[SPEAKER_07]: So when you're talking about how it feels compared to like when your blood pressure is right, because I've never had high blood pressure.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I don't know the answer to this as far as what does it feel like when it's really high.
[SPEAKER_08]: Lloyd headed exhausted and almost like I can feel tension in my body.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, years ago, oddly enough, I had it when I was in my 30s.
[SPEAKER_07]: My early 30s, I had a problem with high blood pressure.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I also felt that the medic, I was on a very short period of time medication.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it helped me when I was in on medication, I, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I walked around with a full boner all the time, yeah, but that's great pressure.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really know it's not.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now when you're going grocery shopping, it's not.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I mean, in the proper situation, it's very impressive.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well, it wasn't the proper situation.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's nothing I could do about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I said, I would walk by the produce section, you know, and say to these people that are staring me as in, I have my blood pressure.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry, hug me.
[SPEAKER_07]: How about a hug?
[SPEAKER_07]: I know what I wanted to share with you.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think I saw Jay Moore recounting this story that apparently made circles with a bunch of comedians.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was an older comedian that used to do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And now, comedians around the comedy circuits do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And
[SPEAKER_07]: It's, it's, it's supposed to be done at a public restroom and this comedian does did it and then everybody started doing it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you walk into one of those public restrooms where they have barriers between the urns and every time you walk in, if there's another person next to you, you look over to him and you tap the thing and goes, don't you hate these?
[SPEAKER_07]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god, that's funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: I cannot wait to do that.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna do it in a golf tournament I know it's like don't you hate these things
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and the guy on the other side is Jack Nichols.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just fun, fun, fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: So you're feeling good, so this is a good help report.
[SPEAKER_07]: That is good, I love it.
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll drive to D.C. then drive up to the Washington when you're going up there for whatever reason.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, if you, I got my flight book to go up next week.
[SPEAKER_07]: Is that, is that the show, is that the show Chad's doing?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, that's where I got to go up and take an IQ test.
[SPEAKER_08]: and see how I compete against Chad.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, good for guys.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Would you like to give the show a plug?
[SPEAKER_07]: A Josh is going to be in Washington, D.C. Give him a plug?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a Chad Duke show live show and beer release.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a me and two other guys taking IQ tests to see how we can pair this some guys that already took it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hopefully I do a lot better than all of them.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is April 25th, I believe.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's week from Saturday.
[SPEAKER_08]: OK, yeah, April 25th.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will actually be there with Brewery.
[SPEAKER_08]: Rob's going to come hang out as well.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but no, I could test as far as I know.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, are you going to be on stage?
[SPEAKER_05]: I think I might just be there for a wave.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: But Josh is just going to get in.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's getting hanky.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's hanky.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I don't know what there's been.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's been no conversations with Rob to be involved in anything, but come hang out with me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good.
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll have fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: You too.
[SPEAKER_08]: You want to come up?
[SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was already invited.
[SPEAKER_07]: I just couldn't make it on time.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's interesting.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, Matt.
[SPEAKER_08]: Take your blood pressure test.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hmm.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would think if my test goes really bad.
[SPEAKER_08]: People might want Rob's reaction.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think that might be a reason.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think a problem.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are they going to pay you?
[SPEAKER_05]: They're paying me in beer.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no, you don't drink anymore.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I'm yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going up and doing some producer work as well.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, just checking that get very good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm getting my house.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thanks for sharing.
[SPEAKER_07]: Any any house.
[SPEAKER_07]: So the the health is is doing well.
[SPEAKER_07]: Huh, my health is doing great.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's got kind of awkward in here.
[SPEAKER_05]: How's your reaction time?
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, we've gone, this segment has gone all over the place.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I wasn't sure if he was going to your health or my health at this point.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, my health is doing great.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mine is fine too, although my hands look old.
[SPEAKER_05]: I skip my blood pressure medicine over the weekend.
[SPEAKER_07]: You know, I would like to compliment Rob and Josh on their, you know, really making this show sing.
[SPEAKER_07]: When the awkward moments come though, I have two of the worst broadcasters known to mankind.
[SPEAKER_07]: I truly, truly, because it doesn't, silence doesn't work in those, say, you got a power, you got a power through and come up with the fact that,
[SPEAKER_07]: I was unaware that Rob was going to be appearing at the show that I had given you a hard note too.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's all.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's not real.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's not real.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's a tendon.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll discuss that after the show.
[SPEAKER_07]: Anyway, that should be interesting.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think it'll be fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you have beautiful video for us since you're not going to speak now?
[SPEAKER_07]: I do have beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's take a break and we'll get some beautiful video.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Welcome back to the micro-marish show every bad day.
[SPEAKER_07]: We are very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_07]: Jerry time.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's get right to the video.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry I jumped the gun there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, there's a band called The Cockroaches.
[SPEAKER_05]: They've come out with an hour record.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it is only available on vinyl sort of an obscure thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Tell me if you like their sound or if they have a future, okay?
[SPEAKER_05]: Definitely bluesy, but do they sing?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, coming up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not a fan, no I mean what do you play it because it's actually the Rolling Stones just released a record under an assumed name that's the Rolling Stones Why does the audio sound what are the vocal sounds so far away what one reason is I mean I really didn't like it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I was my All that my automatic re-reaction was just a strange.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was a they will not cover up the voice Probably because they're 80 now, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yeah, but also because it's not a digital release, the only available copy I could find is someone with his phone recording off of his record player.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it doesn't necessarily sound exactly like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm in favor of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I hope it comes out in a longer format because they did an album four years ago called Black and Blue, which was all blue stuff that they recorded in like two days.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it sounded more like the band has ever sounded like the band.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I hope this is a good trend for them, but I think it's funny that they did it sort of secretly.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and I mean, I was listening to it and it was the, you know, the musicianship was a solid.
[SPEAKER_07]: The, the riff is kind of unoriginal, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Very unoriginal, standard bluesy.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then the vocal sound like there and somebody's the back of somebody's garage.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think Josh is right.
[SPEAKER_07]: They do it to cover the vocals.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what it sounds like to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's interesting.
[SPEAKER_05]: Really to me, the stones haven't been the stone since Charlie Watts died.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think he was the soul of the band.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know what, I, I, I've mad respect for guys that keep chugging.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I'm still doing it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And, you know, back in the day, you know, nobody was doing it past 65.
[SPEAKER_07]: They've been doing it for, you know, for a very, very long time, but I don't know.
[SPEAKER_07]: Somehow it just leaves me cold on it a little bit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I don't understand it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the, the gimmick of just a single and vinyl, and you can't find it anywhere else is just weird.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like,
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know which is more uncomfortable for me.
[SPEAKER_07]: This or the Peaky Blinders movie that I was so disappointed with.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm being correct.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm getting a dressing down in the room.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was a blue and lonesome.
[SPEAKER_05]: Was it a record I was thinking of?
[SPEAKER_05]: Not black and blue.
[SPEAKER_05]: Black and blue is much older.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, I hate that we've been hoodwinked.
[SPEAKER_05]: You've been hoodwinked.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've been hoodwinked.
[SPEAKER_05]: Even Josh, maybe a little has been hoodwinked.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Remember the McDonald's CEO that took the dainty bite of the golden arch burger?
[SPEAKER_05]: uh... yet was hardly got he got a viscerated for that and it was bad p.m. well now here he is uh... i believe it's the new york times interviewing him and he takes a dainty bite of a mick nugget vise for somebody to uh... had to eat on camera
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'd say the biggest thing is just dive right in.
[SPEAKER_04]: Who's the I'm looking forward to taking the wall to the journal.
[SPEAKER_04]: This chicken nugget.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, God, stop it.
[SPEAKER_04]: A little weird.
[SPEAKER_07]: Stop beating the camera.
[SPEAKER_07]: God, I've done a purpose.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I didn't win.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it hurts.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because the first one got so much good PR making fun of him.
[SPEAKER_08]: That he's back.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, let's let's look at it.
[SPEAKER_07]: First of all, I couldn't get by the, you know, the cultivated look of the nerd
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, let's take that start.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Device for somebody to how to eat on camera.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'd say the biggest thing is just dive right in.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm looking forward to taking a nice bite out.
[SPEAKER_04]: This chicken nugget.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a little weird to watch each other eat.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Alright, here's the problem.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you got two dorks that don't that don't have a comedy bone in their body.
[SPEAKER_07]: It looks like right.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, I don't know what they're trying to do.
[SPEAKER_07]: I could be absolutely, it just, this is unrewarding.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Meaningless, it doesn't because they're not capable.
[SPEAKER_07]: of doing.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you got to go, you got to go for it more, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: You really have to do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the problem.
[SPEAKER_08]: The first one went off so viral that they're trying to follow it up.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Would you like to comedy?
[SPEAKER_07]: Can I be a comedy consultant here?
[SPEAKER_07]: Please.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Here's the funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is the funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: You say, you know, you got a lot of crap for the way you ate that burger.
[SPEAKER_07]: He said, well, I've changed things around.
[SPEAKER_07]: You put five of them in your hand and you shove them all into your mouth.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's exactly the falling out.
[SPEAKER_07]: Then I'm laughing, that doesn't do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're not, by the way, and also you're believing your own press, which is terrible when you do it like that.
[SPEAKER_07]: So if you shoot them all into your mouth, that's funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: That would make me laugh.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not his right to control this narrative because he's already screwed it up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Amen, I agree with you.
[SPEAKER_05]: And also after the nugget shove, the reporter is shirtless.
[SPEAKER_05]: but still wearing a bow tie.
[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, everyone loves a patriot and is there anything more patriotic than Camden yards?
[SPEAKER_05]: And when they do, I don't know if every team does this, but they do the National Anthem before every game.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you know that?
[SPEAKER_05]: I had no idea what a novel idea what an interesting concept that is that's fantastic and when you do it I mean you sometimes look for curveballs sometimes you get a musician that plays an instrument sometimes You get a soprano sometimes you get a baritone, but this is how sure like Tony oh sake had you see By the dog's early.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hi, this is it come out Okay, okay, and if you didn't if he wasn't in character
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light, Robert, could you get my coat?
[SPEAKER_06]: Please, thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they did this, and we may have seen this before, but it merits another look.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think this guy's missed a step.
[SPEAKER_01]: Time whistling champion and member of the whistling Hall of Fame, Chris Olman, who will now honor our nation with his rendition of our star, Stangled Banner.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Whoops.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, no.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_07]: As soon as he does that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Boy, man, what's that?
[SPEAKER_07]: If you blow it on the second note, you're not allowed, if that's all you're getting.
[SPEAKER_05]: It has to be flawless.
[SPEAKER_05]: Am I right?
[SPEAKER_05]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_05]: And also don't get fancy if you can't carry the load.
[SPEAKER_05]: We can only accept perfection.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's not fair.
[SPEAKER_08]: He also did it last year, and I think he was flawless last year.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what they brought him back a second time.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just, this is an Orioles guy, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: This is the, the, the, the other way.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: He said the problem was the two pounds of peanuts he shall donate before he whistled fun fun Mike let's close with this.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've always been fascinated by the big horn sheep This is not only a powerful animal, but an animal with a temper and if you're in an area that has big horn sheep Wandering around you may want to make sure your insurance is up to date
[SPEAKER_05]: So there's like a deer over to the left of the house there, and the big horn sheep is going back on you can hear him on the deck.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he sees himself in this window.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's gonna butt it.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're gonna grow out of it first.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's where they do where they pause.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, I hope we're not disappointed you.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, he's growling again.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't mind watching the I don't know what I love the fact that he takes his time I think that that's part of the magic.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's funny This is great That's him hitting the window people.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I'm looking for sure getting the video today
[SPEAKER_07]: wait for it.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's staring at his reflex and he's looking right, he's looking left.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm glad it was safety glass or something.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a big one.
[SPEAKER_07]: We got to get out of here.
[SPEAKER_07]: We'll be back with a brand new episode tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you for joining us.
[SPEAKER_07]: And we should have plugged the super chest.
[SPEAKER_07]: Damn it.
[SPEAKER_07]: I forgot to plug the super chest.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well tomorrow is a super chat Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_07]: Super chat Tuesday on the micro marriage show.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll thank you for something.
[SPEAKER_07]: Orange.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: We got to get out of here for Josh Rook and Rob Spuack.
[SPEAKER_07]: Michael Mary is saying so long every ball day.
[SPEAKER_07]: Love you pop.
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