[SPEAKER_11]: You can listen to the Michael Marisho at Michaelmarisho.com.
[SPEAKER_11]: Wow, what a happy year.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_02]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_11]: It's the Michael Marisho with Michael Marisho and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_11]: Now here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm coming right on this show and getting a nurses update from my kid's school, but he's okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes He's always he's 12.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's always okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's always gonna be okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good morning I have Michael here crying.
[SPEAKER_03]: He said he was reaching for something on the ground and hurt something in his knee
[SPEAKER_03]: I have ice on it now and I'm having him rest for a little while and my code okay to give him an ad bill to help with the pain I said yes please thanks he said he can put way down it will thank God for that are you were you a big school nurse attendee as a kid hell no no I had a bad run my son my son oughta oughta have his male cent there
[SPEAKER_03]: In fourth and fifth grade, I hate to be called, but this is on the heels of a emotional pitching performance last night.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, it was so mad that he cried.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm not a big crying fan.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hi, you know, I really admire that there is no crying in baseball.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, no, there's not.
[SPEAKER_03]: But he gets a lot to try.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that age is, you know, it's kind of all over the place, but,
[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to the show and that's after I come in and every day's that they would venture when you're your own and Maybe you know the nurse was just playing in April Fool's joke.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh Could be and a good chance Mike that's a good chance That'd be a good chance for a pink slip wouldn't it that would be you know really really good idea Hey, that's funny.
[SPEAKER_13]: I will give you a sample
[SPEAKER_03]: Funny April Fool jokes are funny my wife gets credit my mom God rest her loving soul was a Truly as she loved it
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[SPEAKER_03]: She rarely missed it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was so amazing.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was so amazing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Out of character for her.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you did know that well, but you're very astute by saying that because yeah, I think as she was, it was, I don't know if it's out of character but she had a little mischievous side and she loved it because you had the subjects were her own children.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you remember when you think of that, what is the one prank April Fool's joke that comes to mind?
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember because they were multi and they were all minimal like Carla did today.
[SPEAKER_03]: So Carla, the the alarm set for six a.m. and I go, I went right till six, which is really good for me when I can do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: We can sleep all the way to six and people saying that college students would say, what?
[SPEAKER_03]: But I will say that it's really cool to be able to do that and then I'm right I mean right out of that deep sleep And I'm poking around and I've got to get my kid up because he's got to do his You know his thing his entrepreneurial thing
[SPEAKER_03]: And you can sell hot got to get all that done before he gets to the nurse got to do that before he gets to the nurse Yeah, school being the lowest prior to his the end of the year folks Josh knows what I'm talking about.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, end of the year.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the wine down So Carl my I live with two teachers now.
[SPEAKER_04]: I feel it too because they come home and they're weary.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's a they're ready for for the end and so I get this Sleepy voice from my wife is that
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm really sorry but be careful going out there.
[SPEAKER_03]: The dogs had some sort of accident and it looked like they had diarrhea I didn't I didn't do it in the middle of my I'm so sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like aren't hunting and I'm like that's that's cool And I go and I just want to get to the door She was April fools
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm the hyper-conjury act of the decade and then he I said it's okay to give him adville and now You know, you know if you want to call and just you know you do me a favor if you speak to him Tell me the man the fuck up language, please just go try the wheelchair off
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, it's a shame I did give away my walker.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would have sent it down.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, like I shouldn't be.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, do we ever really know what somebody else is going through?
[SPEAKER_03]: Do we ever really really have ever walked a mile in another man?
[SPEAKER_06]: And part of it is the age.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's a common thing with that age.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but it's very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,
[SPEAKER_04]: like he might be hypersensitive today based on his pitching last night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's his pitching last night.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, and thank you for, I don't like to talk about my golf, but I will talk, but I can't help myself when I want to talk about my kids baseball.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, start last night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Get to give up one run in the first inning, but by and large, looks pretty solid.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, better than I've seen him pick.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then second inning, guy gets on and gets a couple of bad calls in emotionally.
[SPEAKER_03]: He just comes apart at the seams.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they ended up losing like four to three, but he only pitched two winnings.
[SPEAKER_03]: They took him out after the second inning.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's just like he's got the talent to do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, don't let them, you know, don't let everything get to you.
[SPEAKER_03]: What are you chuckling at?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, no, no, that's the mental part of baseball.
[SPEAKER_06]: That affects, especially pitchers, all the way out to the majors.
[SPEAKER_03]: Especially 12-year-old pitchers.
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to mess up a 12-year-old pitcher?
[SPEAKER_03]: Get a man on base and have them dance on the base.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have them just go like this.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they are incapable physically of ignoring the batters on base.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think what I do is picture.
[SPEAKER_06]: When I would coach third base and I could a player to third base, I would tell the player, run back, make as much movement as you can over here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because you're probably going to get, if you bounce around here, you're going to get to steal home.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because he's going to want, it's a wall pitch coming.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bigger is the most easily, is it the position where you can play the head games with the most easy?
[SPEAKER_03]: You mean, can you mess with the pitcher, the most what I mean, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think so, based on last night.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was just like, but, you know, two for three, and I was happy with that, and the only kid that hit off one of the best pitchers in the league, and I was really, really happy with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was cool by the end of the game, and he was chill.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was just,
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you have to challenge any of the pitches with the Pitch Robot?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: We could.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, another thing that I tried to do about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't show up in Empire at any level.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now five years old all the way through the majors.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't look at the pitcher, Michael, and go like this.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: With that, I said you're showing up to the Empire.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's not going to give you a call the rest of the night.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the move I'm waiting for, though, is the little league for the kids to tap the helmet.
[SPEAKER_03]: I haven't watched a lot of professional baseball lately, Josh, because it's an exercise and futility.
[SPEAKER_03]: Congratulations to the one in four Boston suck socks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that sucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they shouldn't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, hey Craig.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're just two and two because we also suck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, here's the thing to the general manager of the RSS.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey Craig.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey Craig boring Brazil.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey Craig.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was a player, but I now really am a I'm a better guy in a suit and tie because that's what I'm more comfortable with because that was a sub player as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's here's what I want to tell you Craig.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is what happens Craig when you do dick.
[SPEAKER_03]: in the off season.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is what you get.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is what you get when you don't keep your superstar and then you don't go out and get another superstar and you sit on your hands and you get second to your players.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm in a bit of a, I'm in a bit of a bitching mood today.
[SPEAKER_03]: So there was yesterday.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, there would be less challenges if they had to pat their head and rub their stomach.
[SPEAKER_03]: it's your voice today.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's better.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's better.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is out in better.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's just, it's what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the only thing that by the way, he was fine on the way home.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got a very good drive home.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everything is cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think he's got talent.
[SPEAKER_03]: I certainly got talent more than his father and I'd like to see him continue.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think he's well.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, he can't pick, he gets bad, you know, on his team he does okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: Good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think he's, he's not going backwards.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's going forwards.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I love being a part of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now it's up to a different level.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we'll see if he sticks with it and stays with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's in a very, very competitive program in his school.
[SPEAKER_06]: So God knows, I found the next baseball accessory for you to purchase for him.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, cool.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: He loves his leg yard.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's only 15 bucks and I was thinking of an American.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's American.
[SPEAKER_06]: Great.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is a wrap for your bat.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like you would wrap a car, but you can get these cool wraps for your bats.
[SPEAKER_06]: And they're legal in all levels.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like you can wrap it up in a nice bear job.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, the bear on the barrel of the bat, on the barrel of the bat.
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you see him?
[SPEAKER_04]: Does he have a walk-up song?
[SPEAKER_04]: Do they do that if that level?
[SPEAKER_03]: Some of the teams do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so there seems to be in one leg, a generic.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like service you can use the same voice all the time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, adding forth.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, there's a new app that does that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you can take it all day.
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course there is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
[SPEAKER_03]: Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why
[SPEAKER_03]: So what we are, so a little tummy can get his walk up an announcement, but can you imagine him being announced by baseball DJ?
[SPEAKER_04]: He takes to the batter's box and reveals a bat that says, Dermgler.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have to get together with Karla, didn't you?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're having a prayer break.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, today.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, very, very good.
[SPEAKER_06]: The word was the word from Karla was leave Mike out of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you shall.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you shall.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's possible.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's possible.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I'll read.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go because you know why you can read so well?
[SPEAKER_04]: Because you're a baseball DJ.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm a baseball DJ.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's as you call ballpark DJ.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's no better.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, now have you shared what Michael's walk-up song is?
[SPEAKER_03]: What did you pride in choosing a song what it used to be you mean because he did have one at one point They he was on a team.
[SPEAKER_03]: They have walk up songs And he doesn't like it anymore, but he had the beautiful people by Marilyn Manson That's what he did Nice to date Yeah, it's nice and hateful and now he now he thinks describe now.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I played one season of little league ball I did and my walk-up song was rain drops keep falling on my head by BJ Thomas
[SPEAKER_03]: April pulls.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not true.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, yours was had to be Annie, something from you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_03]: The sum will come out tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was mine.
[SPEAKER_03]: The robes was sent in the clowns.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, mine was the ladies who launched.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You win.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's anything by stretch.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Main stretch.
[SPEAKER_03]: A lane stretch.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know who a lane stretch is, Josh?
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, we can pause for this because what we do on our show.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd like you to look up a photograph See we can get a photograph of the lane stretch the Broadway the Broadway diva and you know what the boozey the boozey Broadway boozey breath of a lane stretch and also I give her credit so few people have been so good looking for so long
[SPEAKER_03]: She was like the definitive tough broad.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, very much so.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they she doing interview.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_02]: There I am.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, look at her.
[SPEAKER_02]: She's with a pregnant.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, how are you?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, I'm a lame stretch.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, give me another dry mind, Tady.
[SPEAKER_02]: This one's too well.
[SPEAKER_02]: Salvador, this is not Tady, what is much too well.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, my new favorite thing is when Josh gets a picture that the pictures are all they've got.
[SPEAKER_03]: That to me makes me very, very happy that it's the Elaine Stritch.
[SPEAKER_06]: So she was in a show called Two's Company.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, sure was that but was that connected to three companies there was applause Yeah, and it's a company.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's in company company?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, whatever it is There's a video She's like Lucille ball without the sex rate
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, that's just a little sharp.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, there is a problem.
[SPEAKER_03]: I are really going down Queen Lane here.
[SPEAKER_04]: I enjoy this, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: There is a video of a behind-the-scenes recording session.
[SPEAKER_03]: in the 70s where they're making the Broadway cast album and it's got Elaine Stritch.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think maybe Bert Convey for all these 70s.
[SPEAKER_04]: He always shows up somehow.
[SPEAKER_03]: 70s to me is like 70s is smoky.
[SPEAKER_03]: boozee, dirty, uncalso long hair, long unwashed hair.
[SPEAKER_04]: My hair is an asterisk and a, a denim to the 70s.
[SPEAKER_04]: And Strich is going to be in a black turtleneck with black leggings.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I guarantee you if you go and tight close up, there's going to be some cigarette ash.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, cigarette ash.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's wrong with that?
[SPEAKER_04]: They're all smells to the lady.
[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, lunch.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're all smoking.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're all drinking.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a good one way and they all died in their 70s.
[SPEAKER_03]: They didn't early early 70s.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's so anyway, um, at least Convey got one loser draw.
[SPEAKER_03]: And before I don't think it was Bert Convey, it was another like Tony Roberts, then it might be Tony Roberts, you know, he's curly, like Tony Roberts.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're all late.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_04]: But remember we learned this week.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, the Broadway dive that we're doing like that, just like we play.
[SPEAKER_03]: We did.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just like we said, let's talk about Broadway today.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fund.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to say that I do admire my son for getting up early.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's not getting up early to get something for himself.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's getting up early.
[SPEAKER_03]: for his little uh... by low sell high but he's getting worse for himself that's what it's not but it's an issue to me it's it shows it but it shows so he's been trying to red cross was doing it for why you saying no
[SPEAKER_06]: what because you're acting like he's opening up this business to help the community.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I like the initiative.
[SPEAKER_04]: The initiative is great, but don't try to coach it in the fact that he's helping out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I never said when did I ever say he was helping us out for himself.
[SPEAKER_03]: You said it wasn't for himself.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's for it's for his it's not like he's buying something that he wants to collect.
[SPEAKER_03]: he's doing a money making operation.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a little fashion capitalism.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what I admire about it.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, 12-year-old 13-year-old capitalism never works without a goal.
[SPEAKER_06]: What is he working for?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, what's he working at?
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I don't think he has a goal right now other than to feed the bank account to keep buying these things and selling to the kids that will overpay.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just
[SPEAKER_03]: the kids are wealthy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Until the squishy bubble breaks.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and it's over.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's over.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't get caught with too much product.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: But, you know, if you're relying on a part of wall, the Walmart to restart shelves, you're in a slippery situation.
[SPEAKER_04]: You need to reach out to Japan or China or whatever they make up.
[SPEAKER_03]: You be, you look, they have the knockoffs.
[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't take
[SPEAKER_03]: What is this?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just the music.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fuck him reaching his country.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that your Asian music?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: It subtle raises.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it?
[SPEAKER_03]: The only kind you can get away with.
[SPEAKER_06]: But it's almost like a, yeah, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_06]: Rob's perhaps going down the right path.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you buy the squishies in bulk, from Teamu or Ali Baba, then he can post, take them in and make double the money.
[SPEAKER_04]: But it's risky because it's going to take him three weeks to get them.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they're not really, they're not really,
[SPEAKER_03]: Squishies the real.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but all he has to do is complete the transaction and then say this very valid phrase And this this holds up in court.
[SPEAKER_04]: You just say you paste your money.
[SPEAKER_03]: You take shit Michael is my demon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, good a little bit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so in God's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you and I just want it?
[SPEAKER_03]: You it's a one me the dream police did it They're not real, but how's that red sauce jersey?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, the Red Soxers, he's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I got that from you.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that is outside of a logo once in a while.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's pretty good stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, the fake microphones are great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: All the jerseys I've gotten from Josh's source in Asia have been, uh, so I've been really beautiful.
[SPEAKER_06]: A bunch of city new city connects this year.
[SPEAKER_06]: I've leaked out.
[SPEAKER_06]: That and they have already been mocked up and sold now on T-Moo and you would only know that if there happens to be a Baltimore one that looks particularly fetish.
[SPEAKER_03]: There is a Baltimore one that I like.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, of course.
[SPEAKER_06]: But there's others that I don't like.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's like six of them that leaked out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because the numbers of the city connect teams that were the first ones to do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: They were in a place.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you got the yellow ones.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they, the yellow ones and the green ones.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why do I feel that the red stocks would be the first team to sell their own knockoffs?
[SPEAKER_03]: The red stocks, you know, they're good at coming up with city connectors, but not necessarily a team.
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to put on the field.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: They can make their money though.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's fun to turn on a game when I get back from Michael's game.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I turn the red stocks game on.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, well, we're here in the third inning.
[SPEAKER_03]: Five strikeouts already for it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's like, OK, thanks.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, what do I don't, can I just say this event for the last time?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I won't.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll always vent, but this is it.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is what my teams are doing to me lately.
[SPEAKER_03]: My teams are sucking so badly.
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't even give me time to sit down and get into a season, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Just suck so quickly out of the gate.
[SPEAKER_03]: They dig such a deep hole and of course in the NFL it's worse because they're limited games.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's just a, it's a drag.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we're talking red socks, we're talking giants.
[SPEAKER_04]: What other teams have let you down?
[SPEAKER_03]: Wait a minute.
[SPEAKER_03]: Clifford says, not a big crying fan mic, because you do it all show every show.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm blind.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not crying.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not crying.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not crying.
[UNKNOWN]: I'm not
[SPEAKER_03]: Curtis Clifford, is that a character or something?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because you know it's not the real guy.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I think that pipe is real lame.
[SPEAKER_04]: Curtis Clifford, right there.
[SPEAKER_04]: How are you?
[SPEAKER_04]: You like some apple juice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the run to the Mart of Wall was unsuccessful.
[SPEAKER_04]: What time was your arrival to Walmart this week?
[SPEAKER_04]: We leave the house at 6.30 a.m.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that, uh, his bus comes at, uh, about, uh, probably five of seven.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we have that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, Ty turn around.
[SPEAKER_06]: It isn't tight turn around.
[SPEAKER_06]: But if that's a deal, if you take him to Walmart, you don't take him to school.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, unless what if he scored like, hold on, it's not like a deal though.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's, you know, I'm not negotiating with him.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, he more often than not now knows that it's bus.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we have the service.
[SPEAKER_04]: We might as well, you know, but what if he scored like 80 squishies too many to take on the bus?
[SPEAKER_04]: Would you take him to school with the squishies?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, and you want the bus?
[SPEAKER_06]: The buses are great sales.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I've got work to do when I'm about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've got work to do.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I mean, I've got to get back and get it done.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I'm busy being pranked for April Fool's.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there was no dog poop, Mike, that was a joke.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you what's, it was great in her sleepy state?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, where do you line up on the April Fool's thing?
[SPEAKER_03]: We've, you can't be in radio and not do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You do a lot of April Fool's prank.
[SPEAKER_03]: That the tats for tats was one of my all-time favorite perfectly executed and a good prank.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was great, but in real life I'm not much of a merry prankster.
[SPEAKER_04]: I did it some as a kid.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was big for putting food coloring in the milk.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm terrible at it
[SPEAKER_04]: But there's one that I would do consistently at WJFK that I still think finally back of to this day.
[SPEAKER_04]: I would run board for the Howard Stern Show, which means I would get to the station anywhere between 515 or 530 with some time to kill.
[SPEAKER_04]: And there would be a row of cubicles for sales people.
[SPEAKER_04]: And back then, the business was driven by landline phones.
[SPEAKER_04]: There weren't cell phones.
[SPEAKER_04]: People had to call them in the office.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I got in early and I got a tape dispenser, just clear, scotch tape.
[SPEAKER_04]: And went down the line of all the business office people and taped down the little button.
[SPEAKER_04]: that would go down when you hung it up.
[SPEAKER_04]: So their phone would ring throughout the day and they'd pick it up and they'd keep ringing.
[SPEAKER_04]: And in glance you couldn't tell why it was ringing.
[SPEAKER_04]: And even if you figured it out you had to use like your fingernail to get the tape off because there wasn't fans yet.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good one.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like that one.
[SPEAKER_04]: And no one's hurt.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's very annoying.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's hurt.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, you know, somebody gets hurt with the April Fool's Joe
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he'll say I heard if you're not friends, you know, I think if it's a good prank, it's good on any day of the year.
[SPEAKER_06]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like pranks.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't need a profiles.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know, can you identify Rob's B-wags?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, most long running gag, I can't.
[SPEAKER_03]: his most the the longest running gag that he has on the show this is the one with you yes 60 minutes has been yeah yeah that's a good one though it's pretty solid because don't give yourself too much no because i still occasionally get uh... an email or a message from somebody's i had to explain to my wife that's 60 minutes was not really cancel what's the uh... longest running one you do in your private life about the end of what's the one where you go on the website
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, gosh, the best one is probably making up like hate crimes that existed and buildings that were never there.
[SPEAKER_03]: And things like somebody will ask for directions, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: My favorite one, my favorite one ever was, and I've been kicked out of, I think, three or four Vienna-based groups, Vienna's a suburb where I used to live.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they'd say, the main street is root 123, which changes names as you go on it, but in Vienna it's called Maple Avenue, because it's the most boring name you could come up with.
[SPEAKER_04]: And one person posted on the Vienna site said, hey, love the site, living in Toledo now.
[SPEAKER_04]: What was the name of the street that went right through town?
[SPEAKER_04]: And I
[SPEAKER_04]: I said, oh, you mean the one that's lined with maple trees?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I said, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it might have been mainstream.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then everyone jumps up and says, no, it's maple avenue.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then I agree with them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I say, I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_04]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just and sometimes posting buildings that like notable historic houses in other cities and say, remember when this was on center street, I don't think that was ever, oh, it was.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right back to the boot street.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can't we share the advice that you always give people if you're if you're a dumb person But you're brighter than other dumb people.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, pick on the people that are dumber than you are always looking behind you Yes, and you'll always win Look behind you.
[SPEAKER_03]: That might be a t-shirt All right, that just could be a black t-shirt with white lettering.
[SPEAKER_03]: It says always look behind you If you do that you'll win you will win get that run in synthetic I need it for down and for all-ways look behind
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you, it's perfect, that's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what they do on Peaky Blinders now, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh man, oh, just their horrible life.
[SPEAKER_03]: Their horrible life of, you know, of vendetta's and the Adrian Brody.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, Adrian Brody on Peaky Blinders.
[SPEAKER_03]: And yes, I know I'm going back like three years now, but I have to say, I wish I'd watched it at the time because I would have talked about him channeling his inner Marlin Brando because his voice is not shy to act.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's his, his, his, his Marlon breader is kind of like them and they ms Luke Scott petta or Scott Chetta or he came over to help you with your math homework.
[SPEAKER_05]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_05]: He wants to go on there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I find that Thomas shall be the British Gags.
[SPEAKER_05]: Don't want to go take care of him right though.
[SPEAKER_05]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I need to do it.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's all I'm much.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love, I love to lie.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then I went up to it like to tell someone something outrageous.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you also like to lie and not it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not I don't up to it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but Mike, you'll never know when that is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, I probably have guessed over the years.
[SPEAKER_04]: But like I'll tell my mom something that does not exist at all.
[SPEAKER_04]: And let her still want it for a couple minutes.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'll think you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not real fools.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I do it all year round.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: She'll call me sometimes and say, listen, we've got a lot of stuff to do today.
[SPEAKER_04]: No lying.
[SPEAKER_04]: I said, okay, that's a deal.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that it's the human condition to be honest with you.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, that's why the first thing we little creatures did when we developed language was, you know, figure out how to communicate with our fellow men and then when we realize that we got more sophisticated and we could communicate falsehoods with our fellow men.
[SPEAKER_03]: We rocked and roll.
[SPEAKER_03]: There was, I believe, we need another.
[SPEAKER_03]: age of enlightenment.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are ripe for an age we are in life.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are as, I don't think I'm overstating it and you can go back to prior to the industrial age and back when we were, you know, killing rabbits and, you know, putting fires in the fireplace.
[SPEAKER_03]: But no, I mean, I'm talking about the real age of enlightenment where, uh,
[SPEAKER_04]: scientific achievement, the big thinkers, inventions, creators, people on our day, yes, I think the first glaring example of that when I realized we were in trouble is when we were able as a nation or actually as a world to develop a vaccine for COVID in about seven months, something that wasn't even, but that wasn't the age of in life.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, but that made me realize when people didn't care about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: they weren't exulting the people that took something that we knew nothing about.
[SPEAKER_03]: And in about a half a year, figured out a way to fight it, but in an age of enlightenment, you would perhaps have these people on monuments.
[SPEAKER_03]: You would maybe have them on coins.
[SPEAKER_03]: They need to be exalted and elevated.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's irrelevant.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because it's looking at the crack of a Kardashian's ass, is where we know that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, people love the bachelor.
[SPEAKER_04]: They
[SPEAKER_03]: do love the best and that's where we that's what we value species my kid going out what it could's like in school squishies little pieces of say you know latex they can squeeze that's I mean I wrote I didn't write this down I actually went online and found this the age of enlightenment roughly 1685 to 1815 I will give you the description look behind you
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not going to be safe today, that those would be available as opposed to the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you will be able to always look behind you.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's creepy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, let people figure it out.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's see.
[SPEAKER_03]: The show is enlightened by putting that up there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's the description.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was an intellectual and philosophical.
[SPEAKER_03]: and cultural movement in Europe and the Americas, the championed reason, science, and the individualism over superstition and tradition.
[SPEAKER_04]: was one of the founding movement fathers probably been Franklin at the beginning of it, I would say.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was advocated for rational thought, individual liberty, religious tolerance, and constitutional government, ultimately laying the foundation for modern democracy.
[SPEAKER_03]: So what did the age of the Enlightenment do yet ushered in the age of democracy, which was, here are the core ideas, the movement emphasized rationalism, which is reason, the source of knowledge.
[SPEAKER_03]: in empiricism, which is knowledge that comes from observation, science, real, and progressivism.
[SPEAKER_03]: It also represented challenging authority.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a strong skepticism, skepticism towards traditional established institutions.
[SPEAKER_03]: You could argue that there was a little of that with the current situation, but I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not to end.
[SPEAKER_03]: Key thinkers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: prominent thinkers, included Voltaire, John Locke, Isaac Newton, Russo, they championed ideas of freedom and human progress.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, Wells does that.
[SPEAKER_03]: His baseball DJ, baseball DJ, here is Little Timmy, here's Ben Franklin with The Watch Makers Series.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why they all sound the same, and you know, every time I hear it, I can think opportunity lost.
[SPEAKER_03]: offer to be lost but you can still be hired to do live little e-games I love our audience though Daniel Thervorei's friend friend was a player all he was he like was wasn't why you know do we really know if he was I mean yeah we do well we do because of our interpretation of history but no his diary talk about horing
[SPEAKER_04]: They do.
[SPEAKER_04]: He went to Paris to be a diplomat and I was talking about haring.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll need an example of that tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Homework aside.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, he would write down, uh, you know, went haring last night.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why don't I don't have any exact quotes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just know that's what he did.
[SPEAKER_04]: He loved him.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're happy?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll start as so I could be true or it could not be true.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like if I thought I was lying.
[SPEAKER_03]: You got Magnicum Lauddy, but I would tell you lying.
[SPEAKER_04]: The language, man, you are a tart mouth man today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am, I am.
[SPEAKER_03]: But no, you'd be faked your way through college.
[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody knows that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, we all did.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I mean, because it was real smarts.
[SPEAKER_03]: You and I wouldn't have, you know, wouldn't have been the rancher.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a broadcasting degree.
[SPEAKER_03]: But, and anything there, you know, it was just what's your ability to be us.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't fake my way through history.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I took a lot of history classes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't fake my way through English.
[SPEAKER_04]: But broadcasting sure, of course.
[SPEAKER_03]: When you would say that, you know, that is diaries say, and it's like, example, please, I never said that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Age of Michael Mary show enlightenment, I'm not going to let you get away with it unless you give me empirical evidence that I can observe.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's looking for one thing, look at him.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hand some man like that, women are going to be all over his ass.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you probably, no, what it would tell me is it would back up your claim there because if you look like that, you probably have to pay for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: You probably.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, especially, you know who stole us to pay for it or the Ben Franklin impersonators.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, you better pay for it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't steal it, Alcia.
[SPEAKER_03]: God.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hate that city.
[SPEAKER_03]: One out of a quarter.
[SPEAKER_03]: One on every single one.
[SPEAKER_04]: It always ruins me when you see a guy that actually has long hair and receding hairline in the glasses and the proper outfit, but hey, you're like Ben Franklin.
[SPEAKER_04]: But he's wearing like new balance ships.
[SPEAKER_06]: That was my trip to Boston.
[SPEAKER_06]: Was a tour by a guy that was dressed like Ben Franklin.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, doing tons if he was there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, they're first of all nowadays now as society has continued to age, uh, you know, you can see 70 banned Ben Franklin's on a subway in Philadelphia, and also you can go to Bass Pro Shops and see about 12 Santas in the cashier line.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, not even trying to be families, that's how they are.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right, you'll see, hey, at least I've got some of these special at the cashier at the Bass Pro Shops.
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, sorry about that said and that might take take ninety five to time square and see a really dirty big bird Lots of saddest Saddest yeah, what do you have to be to be a Santa?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's just one step over being a Harley rider You you just have to connect the beard and and let it grow for a little a lot longer and then you'll be fine That's why we're told you about sergeant Santa
[SPEAKER_04]: No, in Richmond, there was one guy that was these Santa Claus.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think he was the Santa at Miller and Rhodes.
[SPEAKER_04]: And every city has their own department store.
[SPEAKER_04]: They have their own department store.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And in the Golden Age, Miller and Rhodes was the department store.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: They had a piano player and they had the best Santa, but this Santa guy realized that this is really at best a one-month gig.
[SPEAKER_04]: So he figured out a way to market himself throughout the year, and he would put on a blue sannosuit and go to schools and talk about safety, and he was Sergeant Santa, and then he had a green sannosuit that he wore.
[SPEAKER_04]: for St. Patrick's Day, and it was always Sargent Santa, and you'd like go into businesses, and there'd be like a little autographed headshot, Sargent Santa.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was a big deal, but then if you think about it, you're really just building the neighborhood.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you can't.
[SPEAKER_03]: The American way.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, if you were talking about Santa, remember, since this is the age of enlightenment, and the words of the great thinker, Megan Kelly, Santa Claus is white.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you if you ever wanted to know one thing about somebody you really wanted to break down What it's all about about that dope.
[SPEAKER_03]: You just say Santa Claus is white show me Santa Claus is white
[SPEAKER_03]: So pretty.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, that's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got to take a break.
[SPEAKER_03]: When we come back, we've got the news and then later in this show, we got two exciting things.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to be diving into Josh's world because there's one person that's cultured on this show.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's that man to the right because yeah, look at him.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's he's traveling.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's visited and he's at home and he's driving.
[SPEAKER_03]: He leaves the house and that's very special.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he doesn't stay in the house like Rob and he just doesn't go to two places like I do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm very, very exciting.
[SPEAKER_03]: But news coming up next.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Mike, welcome back to the Michael Mary show everybody and we want to remind everybody it's coming up Thursday, time for my disappointing update of the day, maybe you're not going to be disappointed.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to anticipate what I'm going to say coming out of the spot.
[SPEAKER_03]: So how are we doing?
[SPEAKER_03]: Are we going to be?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we are really dirty.
[SPEAKER_06]: We have some movement yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh no, how many eggs?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, don't tell me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'll find out on Thursday.
[SPEAKER_06]: I guess there are six eggs for Rob.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, yesterday that didn't move.
[SPEAKER_06]: That did not move.
[SPEAKER_06]: There are seven eggs for Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: That move by one.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yep, move by one.
[SPEAKER_06]: And there are now seven eggs for Josh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Today's movement.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: That makes me happy.
[SPEAKER_03]: They don't have it.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, if you want to buy an egg, you got to do it before tomorrow's show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go to the TMO store and get yourself an egg.
[SPEAKER_03]: Every egg you select the host you want to break it over his head.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we'll be doing that on tomorrow's show.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm on day third, day show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did I already explain how we're going to do it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Did we?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you're gonna play a sound.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, oh, yeah, the sound, the horn, the horn.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was gonna play.
[SPEAKER_03]: The zombie horn.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, good time for my computer to just go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ugh, like that, okay, here we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Roots and eggs tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob, Mike, Josh, Rob, just like this.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna do it just like this, you know.
[SPEAKER_04]: And speaking of computer, how is your printer?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, for industry in Texas, that's great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very, very pleased with the Canon Corporation as recommended by many of our listeners, Rick Flores and Canon.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so that would be a total of 14, uh, 20, a total of 20 eggs.
[SPEAKER_03]: And, uh, see, see if you can do a little mad rush today.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you'd like to see us, we'll be right here at this time, uh, taping about eight.
[SPEAKER_03]: 15 Eastern time if you want to see the eggs come and join us.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a question.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, upon the busting of each egg, will we announce who purchased the egg?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I don't know if that's possible.
[SPEAKER_03]: I suppose it is, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you think we did that challenge?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because you know, these are the honored listeners of Holy Week.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why don't we want to call attention to them?
[SPEAKER_06]: Why don't we take Sharpies and write their name on the egg?
[SPEAKER_04]: I like that idea too.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know, that's too much work.
[SPEAKER_03]: Whatever the work
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, games on my right on your eggs and faces I was he pictures.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was thinking of doing my I was Kind of walking outside for my jerks.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I've got a nice nice pop.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're gonna do what I was thinking of walking outside for my eggs So I can hit him real hard.
[SPEAKER_06]: He's gonna like the Kelly say you could do it in the house.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I know it's me It's me looking at all this crap on my desk and concerned.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: I I don't have equipment here I don't want to build a little bit
[SPEAKER_04]: right let's see and I know if I and if I do that inside I will be very careful and it'll just be on the head where I feel if I go outside I could hit myself hard enough to make it look good on camera um yeah I mean I know that tomorrow I will use earbuds because they're less you know they're not gonna hold egg like headphones and at least what I want to crack and let it drizzle down my head
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean not just a smash I mean like a crack like I'm putting it into a baking dish to let that yolk fall No, then the egg or their yolk will roll over your head and it you don't get it Well, the only thing we're going to fudge cutter is a yolk roll
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... so uh... please go to the website today and uh... we'll see uh... with the final total is tomorrow uh... right now uh... mike and uh... josh in the lead was seven and rob with six and uh... nicely evenly distributed i'd like to be a very i'm not excited about it i'm dreading it but at the same time our dread is your pledge yes uh... it wasn't a place yes uh... we'll see what happens it's all happening the attack alert for uh... Thursday's show uh... i bet you end up liking it
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I played the wrong sound again because I'm going to use the Warhorn for this... ...trass and actually a dresser here.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's an actual dresser there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Done.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love that sound.
[SPEAKER_03]: Duttle Drup will dress the nation tonight at 9pm Eastern Time.
[SPEAKER_03]: He is expected to give the nation an update on the war in Iran.
[SPEAKER_03]: He also makes mistakes on his head.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: is that he could set the table for a U.S. pullout of the conflict looking out without Iran opening the streets of Hormuz, his address comes in the midst of skyrocketing gas prices and record low polling numbers Wall Street yesterday had a good day because they're kind of counting on him to uh what is it taco they call it uh I forgot what the thing we're gonna be talking to you what is taco mean again I think it's like he backs off
[SPEAKER_03]: That's down or something like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Does it stand for something?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's fine down.
[SPEAKER_03]: And maybe by the end of the news, we can find out what that is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't play that again.
[SPEAKER_04]: I will not be looking in on that tonight.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, me neither.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll always chicken's out.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have rules.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're going to play an April full show.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are taping this show at it's approximately a little after nine Eastern time.
[SPEAKER_03]: The noon deadline.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's one of the rules for April.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fulls day.
[SPEAKER_03]: This has been a guideline for a while now, but it doesn't always give me a turn at that.
[SPEAKER_03]: well it's here and I like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the noon deadline and he pranks must be revealed by then.
[SPEAKER_03]: Also April fools do not harm as Rob mentioned nobody gets hurt.
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: The pranks are meant to make people look foolish or inconvenienced not to cause genuine distress or be destructive.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm with that too.
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe what he was looking at.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to have a button up here of uh
[SPEAKER_04]: It's on Mike, Prima, Prima, non-no-seer.
[SPEAKER_04]: First, do no harm.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do no harm.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't that a... Is that for a doctor's office?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Number three is reveal the prank.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't just... You don't just prank and then not reveal the whole thing with our...
[SPEAKER_04]: The reveal is the thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: The reveal is the big thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: What if I wait until next year for the reveal?
[SPEAKER_04]: Number four.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not really married, that's funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: Number four is no illegal activities.
[SPEAKER_03]: Damn it, come on, this should go without saying, but certain people will need to be reminded that April 1st is not an excuse to break the law, like stealing someone's stuff, you know?
[SPEAKER_04]: Great, and a law, I know question for you is, normally by this time of day on April fools,
[SPEAKER_04]: Some corporation has done something way over the top, and I like that, like the time they said that I mean, like they were going to change the Taco Bell or they were going to do something strange to McDonald's burger.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have not seen a big corporate pro full joke, so you'll miss a good thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, I think I think people are tired of it and it ends up become it corporations have made it a day you just stay off the internet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know, or how about they do it, uh, you know, and really take a chance, like say the big arch those fried onions are actually cockroaches.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think they don't want to let any secrets.
[SPEAKER_06]: The Taco Bell sponsor and the Liberty Bell.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's the one I was at was because it was like the first one.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was possible.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it would have the last rule number five is target wisely.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a smart etiquette to play pranks on people you know well like friends, family or close co-workers, people who will appreciate the humor.
[SPEAKER_03]: It isn't worth riling up people who are thin skinned and can't take a joke.
[SPEAKER_03]: I disagree with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think the best targets.
[SPEAKER_03]: They are the best targets and you know, and it's mean to do it to strangers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, if nobody gets hurt, it's not mean.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just like, watch out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why do we all turn on our TVs tonight and Trump doesn't show up?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Those poll numbers will go up.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm not going to do anything.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm pulling out of Iran.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not stopping the Bob.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to double bomb them.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm a pro fool.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's afternoon.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can't do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Google is finally letting people change their old poorly chosen Gmail addresses.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know it was a thing, but it is, you can keep your email and change the address.
[SPEAKER_03]: You also get to keep your previous handle for anyone who still has it as an alternate.
[SPEAKER_03]: Basically, it just lets you easily transition to more mature addresses.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can give you an example.
[SPEAKER_04]: One of our original accounts for this show was started.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was like a TikTok or some social, and it was started by Matti Masielo, who was our employee some years ago.
[SPEAKER_04]: and I had to get into it and I said, I need the login.
[SPEAKER_04]: She said, all login for you.
[SPEAKER_04]: I said, no, no, I just need the login.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it was under the email address.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it was not this, but it was like, Justin Bieber is awesome, too for you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, Gmail.com.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: As we all signed up for emails like in high school.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, if you were to get high school for us college, where we didn't think it ever met business.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or when I started collecting social security, that's when I signed up.
[SPEAKER_04]: My first email was so awesome.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was speedwack at cbs.com.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a great email and then they fired this.
[SPEAKER_03]: To change your username, go to the email settings page from there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Click on personal info, email, Google account, email.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're account is eligible, you'll see a change Google account email option.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pretty straightforward.
[SPEAKER_03]: and be careful what you pick.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can only change it once every 12 months.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well I'll tell you this, Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: Email is not going anywhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: My alternative.
[SPEAKER_03]: My, uh, my, my alternate is doing really well.
[SPEAKER_04]: Which is your alternate?
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't you category all that Gmail.com.
[SPEAKER_03]: Gmail.com.
[SPEAKER_03]: The police report, uh, this is going to do a little tiger here.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's a bit of stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: So be okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, the police report from Tiger Woods arrest.
[SPEAKER_03]: filed yesterday here's what we learn tiger told the cops he was looking down at his phone didn't he like say that the last time just before the crash but he showed signs of impairment and failed a series of roadside sobriety tests police say his eyes were bloodshot and glassy his pupils were extremely dilated they found two hydrocodone pills in his pants pocket.
[SPEAKER_03]: in my pants they were collected submitted into evidence he admitted to taking medications for high blood pressure and cholesterol plus ibuprofen and vicarin well the vicarin can get you in trouble here's the kicker vicarin really be an add-on to that should not be closer to the top a copy of tiger's driver's license is included with the report and it has the words safe driver on it
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you get that put on a license in certain states?
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it like written in Sharpie?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or it means it's like time or had a clean driving record for at least three years.
[SPEAKER_03]: His last crash was in 2021.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, here's what he said, and this is the heavy part.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: He says, quote, I know, and I understand the seriousness of the situation I find myself in today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm stepping away for a period of time to seek treatment and focus on my health.
[SPEAKER_03]: He added that he's taking whatever time he is needed to quote return in a healthier stronger and more focused place, both personally and professionally.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not clear what he's seeking treatment for, since he claims his only transgression was looking down at his phone, but he also pleaded not guilty to the charge yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: If he's taking time and he's got some addictive issues with pain killers, I hope he gets the help he needs in him.
[SPEAKER_03]: I do too, but it sounds like that piece of copy might have been written by lawyers about two years ago, just like he's used up any goodwill from even those of us that are big fans.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, and he's got to get his act together.
[SPEAKER_06]: He does.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, that that safe driver's thing is a Florida thing I was just checking.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't have it on my driver's license.
[SPEAKER_06]: He got a call.
[SPEAKER_06]: He does.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got a call license.
[SPEAKER_06]: That safe driver.
[SPEAKER_04]: Safe driver.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that the end of your tiger segment?
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, yes, it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rubs, be wake on sound.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mark Wayne Mullin.
[SPEAKER_03]: Great guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: he went from his family's plumbing business to uh... the u.s. on it uh... and then to the house before being nominated and come i thought it was the house to the senate i don't think it was this usually is yeah i don't know for research uh... before he was nominated be confirmed his new secretary of home land security uh... Jimmy Kimmel had jokes about it on his show last week saying quote i would not put up lumber
[SPEAKER_03]: I would not put a plumber in charge of a whole man's security for the same reason I wouldn't call a five star general and pull a rat out of my toilet
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, dirty job post, Mike Roe.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd base all of my opinions on the Bible of Mike Roe because I think he's so smart.
[SPEAKER_04]: He puts himself into situations where he appears smart.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike Roe said, this game bay, 30 miles outside of the, he said Jimmy's tone deaf, and he's insulting not only plumbers, but quote, parents of plumbers, spouses of plumbers,
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't give me a break.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is such pandering.
[SPEAKER_03]: And millions of people who have had a plumber show up when they needed one.
[SPEAKER_03]: He had a quote, I'm a tad but hurt by the suggestion that skilled workers should never evolve into something new and that competences somehow limited to one of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: it's a joke.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a joke.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a joke.
[SPEAKER_03]: There is no doubt I'm one of my friends is an oyster farmer who's running for Senate and he's doing a great job and I wish him the very best by way with the New York City tattoo.
[SPEAKER_04]: with the not just what is the matter with you he's ready for you off he's ready to be me they're my let me change my I've never had let me I have a carnet joke for you okay micro soft you have to say it what is it no no no you you just repeat it Microsoft Microsoft Microsoft Microsoft Microsoft
[SPEAKER_04]: Why can't the host of dirty jobs for father children?
[SPEAKER_03]: But a bang, but a boom, ladies and gentlemen, very nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, woman and Alabama posted a tick talk about being on the hunt for a man named Mike speaking of the name.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, good day for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: who her fun had fun with while outdancing.
[SPEAKER_03]: The friend didn't get Mike's info, but she felt like he could have been her soulmate.
[SPEAKER_03]: The Tik Toker shared a video of Mike and it added that the only other thing they knew about him was his friends kept chirping at him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, Mike, Mike, just like me when I go out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, similar to Lily to Birds and Finding Nemo, Mike, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a great bag.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's unclear if Mike saw it,
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh dear trouble in the comments she said hi I'm Michael's wife
[SPEAKER_03]: He's busy explaining this to our two children right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Someone asked if she was sure, and she said, oh, that's him.
[SPEAKER_03]: The guy I said forever, two, 10 years ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: Someone also said, I am Mike's grandmother, and I'm also mad at him.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's funny, but it probably was a joke.
[SPEAKER_03]: So bad news for the mics in the world.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that, you know, what?
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's give Mike the benefit of the doubt.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why not?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike Rowe, what about all the plumbers, the daughters of plumbers?
[SPEAKER_13]: Are you wearing latex draws Mike?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I got to go into a septic tank today.
[SPEAKER_03]: I pull out condoms.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm Mike Rowe.
[SPEAKER_06]: I like the idea of an entire new segment of about guys named Mike Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'll work in the news.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I will get the, I will get that to you before Christmas of 27.
[SPEAKER_03]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, there it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Finally, today last Friday, police in Florida, closed in on a drug dealer named Bobby Johnson.
[SPEAKER_03]: Apparently that is not a fake name.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was in the process of making a deal so they basically caught him red handed on video, and as the cops were storming in, Bobby got hit in the head by a flying bag of cocaine.
[SPEAKER_03]: How unfortunate.
[SPEAKER_03]: Apparently the person he had sold a two was refunding the purchase.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bobby did not seem hurt by the flying coke.
[SPEAKER_03]: The customer a man named Charlie Damon was also arrested.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's Bobby and Charlie doing a drug deal along with another man who saw the commotion out front and ran out the back.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was tracked down a few houses away and he was probably the mastermind because he was hit with more serious manufacturing and trafficking charges.
[SPEAKER_03]: detectives recovered drugs, including 831 grams of cocaine, $10,000 cash and guns, including one stolen and one with the serial number removed from the scene.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, 831 grams of coke, 10 grand and cash and a free gun is also included in the gift bag for the TMOS 2027 cruise next gen.
[SPEAKER_04]: Please join us.
[SPEAKER_04]: You will have a great time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go to the store to find out all the tickets details.
[SPEAKER_04]: We will.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll remove the serial number for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, we know.
[SPEAKER_04]: That is a dirty job.
[SPEAKER_03]: So when we come back, TV recos for Rob or non-recos and tech.
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[SPEAKER_02]: the show continues now by order of the pinky everything blind what is a what is a peaky blinder that's a gang member okay i looked it up one time and it's uh has something to do with the white a dress and uh the caps they wear with a keep rise of blades
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: They're caps, peep in there, and I'm also Shelby.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm the broodyshow to brother.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a little dumber than Tommy Shelby.
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you broodyshow?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm broodyshow.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm all the... And this show is canceled by order of the pinky-haffing blindings.
[SPEAKER_02]: Send it into the cut.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right, that's what threw me medals.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like the effect of what is accent for sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I threw a minute of the cut.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a good peaky reef reference for the day.
[SPEAKER_02]: But wrong, what are you been watching?
[SPEAKER_02]: It will play for you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, sure.
[SPEAKER_02]: So now up on the store.
[SPEAKER_04]: Always be always look behind you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Always look behind you.
[SPEAKER_04]: There.
[SPEAKER_04]: First Mike, I was out yesterday.
[SPEAKER_04]: Had a couple errands to do.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got two compliments.
[SPEAKER_04]: on the watch that we talked about earlier this week very nice and you know what you've been after me you said a guy should have a watch yes i'm getting into the habit so thank for you and and when when or you know if the watches on your wrist wearing pants regularly long pants will soon follow
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't hurt.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can I?
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, two shows on the Netflix.
[SPEAKER_04]: I guess I'm in sort of my algorithm is leading towards horror.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know why.
[SPEAKER_02]: Then you might watch the blindest because it's very violent.
[SPEAKER_04]: But this is these are...
[SPEAKER_04]: genuinely regarded as horror movies.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: The first one started out really good, and I finished it last night, and I was left with like, huh?
[SPEAKER_04]: What?
[SPEAKER_04]: It was, it was such a beautiful, gradual degradation of quality, but the first half of this year, it's an episode series.
[SPEAKER_04]: First half is worth watching.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is called something very bad is going to happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and it's a life scene that
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's about a couple that's going to get married that go to the the husband, apparently, or the fiancee is extraordinarily rich and has a very weird family, okay?
[SPEAKER_04]: And a lot of stuff goes down great bloody violence.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you would enjoy it, but just know it decays at the end, but you're going to get four or five good hours out of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And something bad is going to... Why do I think I want... Do you find... Something very bad is going down.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes this is how...
[SPEAKER_03]: fast things move and how things come into our consciousness and leave our consciousness rapidly.
[SPEAKER_03]: I remember no offense to our friend James Patterson who's been on this show a couple of times, but you know, Paul fiction, and I'm not talking about the movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm talking about the real stuff you read.
[SPEAKER_03]: Kind of enters your mind and goes out of your mind very quickly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Once you've done reading it, you're not going to retain a lot of it like crazy.
[SPEAKER_04]: So often when I'm doing the the Netflix scroll of the night, and I'll look at Kerry and she's in her phone, of course, but let's say, did we watch that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Have we seen this?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, you didn't like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or yeah, you thought it was great.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't really love something it goes on your brain quickly.
[SPEAKER_03]: So something bad is going to happen.
[SPEAKER_04]: something very bad is going to be very bad is going to give it a try if you like the first episode I would stay stay with it because there's not a lot out there right now it has if I remember correctly some would have a jive factor yeah yeah and the the fiance is played by the son from white lotus that had the Italian grandfather and the guy from the soprano
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, and Italy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't remember that.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's really not good.
[SPEAKER_04]: The second one was recommended when I finished it and I had to go with a horror movie that was called Bone Lake.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bone Lake said so, Jive said so, horrible slasher.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the horror, I think horror is not a bad thing late at night when you're just looking to something that's guilty pleasure.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I mean, it's not gonna scare you anymore.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've seen everything and also a horror movie, I think really to be horrifying needs to be seen in a theater where people around you, but in a well lit,
[SPEAKER_03]: And a well with family her own like it's not a harm movie it's a porno, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, there is a lot of sex.
[SPEAKER_04]: It looks like a lot of sex.
[SPEAKER_04]: Boundly.
[SPEAKER_04]: And but it is a horror movie with a very creepy sort of notion by bringing that picture again.
[SPEAKER_03]: Cause let's do an analysis.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, the horror part of the skulls underneath the water.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the other picture looks like perhaps she's in the throes of ecstasy.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, part of the horror is a across couple pollination of sexual liaison.
[SPEAKER_04]: So cross couple pollen and they swap, but sort of against their way, it's weird.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's very weird.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was encouraged to stay with it when in the first, I would say 90 seconds of the film.
[SPEAKER_03]: Does you can?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, don't you can't.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: But you can be email that does you can't area all at Gmail.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just the Canadian artist with the the the the dancer that's really talented and she's
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, she was unsadgeted in that live with her.
[SPEAKER_03]: So bring a carpenter.
[SPEAKER_03]: She ain't Sabrina Carpenter.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, she's good too, but there's one other.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sabrina Carpenter Canadian?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't trust her either way.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll figure it out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry for my feed right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then so are you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the first 90 seconds of bone lake I'm not late.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm really I'm expecting some Racy content because it's explained in it, but I was not expecting to see an arrow Pierce a man's scrotum in the first 90 seconds
[SPEAKER_04]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_04]: And, so that'll keep you.
[SPEAKER_04]: That was gonna leave a mark.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna say, hey, maybe I'll stick with this.
[SPEAKER_04]: But about halfway through, I said, I gotta know.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I looked it up on IMDB, and the first review is, possibly the worst movie ever made.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what, I'm inclined to agree.
[SPEAKER_04]: So stay away from that.
[SPEAKER_04]: For one thing, one of the leading guys and one of the leading leading crew.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tate McCrae.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a lady.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, Rob.
[SPEAKER_03]: It sounds like a man's name.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, she's a music artist.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's a music artist.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's very fit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two of the leads of Boen Lake, both a man and a woman.
[SPEAKER_04]: Kind of look like grown up Ricky Schroeder.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you can try and pick out which ones or how are the actresses and there's Tate McRae.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, actually one of the ones that says that's I'm I'm dirty old man.
[SPEAKER_04]: One of the actresses looks a little like Tate McRae.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's she is a Russian actress, I believe, quite fetching.
[SPEAKER_04]: The other one looks too much like a Ricky Schroeder for my taste.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I'd stay away from bone-like after the piercing of the scrotum, not much to see.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, see, I like a good scrotum piercing.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know, but there is so much blood in something very bad is going to happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you would stay with something bad for at least four at the series.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I know of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know I've taken a peek, but unfortunately I'm not able to
[SPEAKER_03]: to watch any other television for one very specific reason.
[SPEAKER_04]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_03]: By order of the peaky epic gliders.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to finish all the seasons.
[SPEAKER_03]: Going back 15 years.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have a few episodes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Quite a few, huh?
[SPEAKER_04]: 4,000.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got to take a break.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll come back to Josh's art show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope you're watching on YouTube.
[SPEAKER_03]: Take it away.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, children gather around.
[SPEAKER_03]: The weather is getting warmer and that means that the bugs are coming.
[SPEAKER_03]: Critter city sweetheart.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Back to the Michael Mary Show.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have a cultured man in our midst.
[SPEAKER_03]: His name is Josh Soroka.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when he is not running around and giving people phenomenal
[SPEAKER_06]: electronic devices in their homes and when he is not producing a different podcast all over the nation he's an art connoisseur and that's why you went to the art show is yeah I don't know how the weather was for you guys this weekend but it was beautiful down here i'm sort of so pretty right now and really we decided we like to get the kids outside and walk around so they've got lots of these
[SPEAKER_06]: I always call them flea markets, but it's a little festival where people set up booths and self things they make and they're parking lots of malls and stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: So there was a, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: The old city art show was this weekend.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hello.
[SPEAKER_06]: Welcome to the old city art show.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that's from saying Augustine, which is beautiful.
[SPEAKER_06]: Same Augustine, which there's any bad city in the country.
[SPEAKER_04]: If there's any bad art there, they throw it right into the cut.
[SPEAKER_03]: So he can't do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, we're interrupting it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're interrupting it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't interrupt him at the same time.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's just your right going to work.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Go ahead, Jeff.
[SPEAKER_06]: So we had it down there right after launch.
[SPEAKER_06]: A little late, I guess, because there weren't many people around.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think we were getting near the end.
[SPEAKER_06]: The are Joe, people were packing things up.
[SPEAKER_06]: And we're looking at the booths.
[SPEAKER_06]: And it's a lot of jewelry and paintings and all.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I know I said, paint in.
[SPEAKER_06]: Just for fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just for sunset painting.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, paint them.
[SPEAKER_03]: Say painting, just for fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fake it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just say painting.
[SPEAKER_03]: Paint them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever heard of a soft drink Josh called Ting?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a Bahamian soda.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I've had pain.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, say for now when you're falling, hold on.
[SPEAKER_03]: When your phone makes a sound, what does it do?
[SPEAKER_03]: It rings.
[SPEAKER_04]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so you can say ting, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Say ting.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now say pain.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pain.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pain, ting.
[SPEAKER_06]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know what that word is.
[SPEAKER_06]: Way to go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Lies to go.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you buy anything at the art show?
[SPEAKER_06]: So anyway, we're looking and now what because I can't get the Marilyn out of me, what attracts me and I pull into a boost is metal work that was crabs.
[SPEAKER_06]: And it was metal crabs.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was metal crabs.
[SPEAKER_06]: So I go into the booth to take a look at it.
[SPEAKER_06]: And like I said, it's the end.
[SPEAKER_06]: So there's not many people around.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: And a man pops out from behind a wall at the back of the booth and he pops out and he says hi Josh Oh, no, I just I got recognized.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got stared at it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I stared him and he goes I've been following you And I just stare again for a moment and he goes you helped me when you first got here
[SPEAKER_06]: And I just stared at him some more and then finally I asked the Michael Merrill show and it was and it was I'll listen a Nick Vincent who is a artist blacksmith who made the grabs and made a bunch of other cool stuff
[SPEAKER_06]: Excuse me, when I first got to the booth, did you buy the crabs?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's out of my press range.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: He should have given you, he's been following you.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like we don't give this show away, Rob.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I mean, you're not supposed to do on four days a week.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, but you know, but then we have advertisers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, come on here, right here.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I just, yeah, it was beautiful work.
[SPEAKER_06]: I just couldn't afford it.
[SPEAKER_06]: basically, but uh, and then my family kind of creeped away once they realized that I was recognized from the show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so you were surrounded by your family when you were a pro.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you want Kelly experience any joy when you're recognized from this show?
[SPEAKER_06]: was there any joy in her heart at all that uh... i think so yes that's show with the people i think we're up with i don't know why i remember last time this happened oh and turned to me and said you're like mr. beast uh... yes and that's a man that's as high a compliment as he can pay you yeah but that will go away to but please if you've catch me in public
[SPEAKER_06]: mentioned the micro-marish show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe first.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, you say it'll go away, but at one of our shows, your son came up to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was still as excited that you do what you do, Rob, as any young man I've ever seen was he a little inhibited.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he was.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what, that is true, but my wife thinks it's cool that I'm doing a show like this with my wife.
[SPEAKER_04]: He used to be
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, that's, you know, that's so nice.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's nice when people do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: They really like what you do.
[SPEAKER_04]: And now it's more like, oh, God, you know, it's she doesn't care.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's her.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I agree.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's for all over.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, I think that my kids and my wife still get excited when something happens.
[SPEAKER_04]: Any ex-wives get excited?
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't really maintain contact.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wouldn't know, wouldn't know a thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: She could retry if she's still in country.
[SPEAKER_04]: She should reach out to you.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: So that was, did you buy anything at the art room?
[SPEAKER_06]: I did not buy anything at the art show.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you got refreshed?
[SPEAKER_06]: How does it feel?
[SPEAKER_06]: Because it's still relatively new to you, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: You didn't get it.
[SPEAKER_06]: How was it playing?
[SPEAKER_06]: I get recognized that Oreo games when I go to Oreo games.
[SPEAKER_06]: I love that and that at least I can put the context in of it's an Oreo game.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know what you're talking about.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you're talking about your podcast section.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How long before the the first really good Bitching All four four four for the Orioles.
[SPEAKER_03]: How long do you think you?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I'll tell you the most recent episode is the one the day before open in day where we make our predictions.
[SPEAKER_06]: So we're all high on the birds then.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's hope that brings eternal.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's hope, hope, hope.
[SPEAKER_06]: So we'll see right now the Orioles are two and three and they play this afternoon and we record tomorrow morning.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think if we go into tomorrow morning, two and four, they won't be that great of a show.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It'll be entertaining.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will be the afternoon going online and looking at all the Boston morning shows to get the pictures with the Red Sox who are just talking.
[SPEAKER_04]: But you feed on that.
[SPEAKER_04]: You feed on the buyer.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, we think every fan does.
[SPEAKER_03]: Every fan does.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the negative nature of the beast.
[SPEAKER_04]: And if you're not a sports fan, a brand new episode of Higgs Nick sticks picks will drop today.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Castle Blanco.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: Be the move.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got to go with that one.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a, that's a, truly, did you watch it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's a, he is dragging his feet on this one.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we've never recorded it yet.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, we've never recorded it.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, we've recorded it today.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you're gonna have to, you're gonna have to watch it before you record it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'll watch it right after the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, it's a great movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: I told him that it's a truly great movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, as black and white, oldie, older, and movies go, just the star power alone is special.
[SPEAKER_03]: It really is.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, lowly, I believe, Richard, the beginning of a... A beautiful friendship.
[SPEAKER_03]: Beautiful friendship.
[SPEAKER_04]: Ah, spoiler alert.
[SPEAKER_03]: not really do so yeah little to say you know it maybe you could go back to that listener that makes the crabs out of metal and have him do a really really a good profile shot of a boogbobbobbobbobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
[SPEAKER_06]: That would definitely be enough metal to be out of my price range.
[SPEAKER_03]: BIRNPOW!
[SPEAKER_03]: Alright, we'll take a break and we will come back.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have any sort of things that we could watch that are of a video nature?
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, it's funny.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm looking ahead and they're all in living color.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, you were kind enough during the news portion of the program, or as I call it tidbits, you were kind enough to bring up the fact that the president will be addressing the country tonight.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, he has released a teaser video.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is not common.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm wondering if you would like to see a little bit of what President Trump has in store for us tonight.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's important.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, let's go to the table.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's him.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love when people dress in vinyl.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's true.
[SPEAKER_04]: Get the end of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the sort of the, I guess the button from the person who posted the video.
[SPEAKER_04]: Gotcha, all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that might you want to check out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, Josh and I like AI, we use AI in certain things.
[SPEAKER_04]: We use it as a tool.
[SPEAKER_04]: We don't rely on it, but there are times that you don't do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: The qualifies AI every time you mention it.
[SPEAKER_04]: There are certain people that should not rely on AI, particularly a lawyer.
[SPEAKER_04]: And when a lawyer hands down some case research to a young person, is that your printer?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's done.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Canon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Canon.
[SPEAKER_03]: I see if I can, you know, on these little video presentations, it's always really easy to fame a still shot.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but you do that if we think you've locked up.
[SPEAKER_04]: So please don't do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, it's April full and ding So don't hand it down to a young clerk because he might use AI in a way that's not good I don't remember the citations in the opening brief and even quotes in the opening brief that were purportedly from cases Don't appear to match any cases
[SPEAKER_12]: that they could find.
[SPEAKER_12]: And frankly, we've followed up and we could not find those either.
[SPEAKER_00]: Gioro, so explaining how the inaccurate brief came to be.
[SPEAKER_09]: You, my law clerk, was using a search engine.
[SPEAKER_09]: But we've now completely discarded that is the explanation for that.
[SPEAKER_00]: But presiding Judge Scott Shore pressed the issue.
[SPEAKER_12]: It couldn't just be a search engine, something produced and wrote the brief.
[SPEAKER_12]: That your name's on, correct?
[SPEAKER_12]: Yes, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: This a result of AI hallucinations, when AI mistakenly generates information that isn't backed up by any sources or facts, or as sure put it, contrived from thin air.
[SPEAKER_06]: So is literally... Now call me AI hallucinations?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, it's what they call for when AI just gives facts wrong.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow, scary, really.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is kind of rely on it too much.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the fact that this guy was turning in actual case work that never existed, thank God the judge did a little research on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank God, I've got a program that when AI is generating a false fact, I get the warning tone.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then it slowly fades away.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like how pretty it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's very pretty.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is very pretty.
[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever, I know they did an episode of Seinfeld where this was a B plot.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you ever take a nap at work like during lunch?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would I catch these primarily due to the night before.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think like if you had me in the office and the door was shut or if I had a migraine, I would do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've seen it lays down with a migraine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: But this guy has a very creative way if you've got a, you know, take a lengthy lunch where you can catch a great map.
[SPEAKER_10]: The place in NYC to nap turns out you can't just like nap anywhere you want in NYC except maybe in Central Park but it was super cold So I looked up on reddit Where to nap.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I looked about in the internet and the first thing that came up with a reddit chain called like NYC Nappers
[SPEAKER_10]: And it was like all these things being like if there's one secret room in this library that if you go with these hours the guards aren't there until I read the best idea ever which I did.
[SPEAKER_10]: I went to the movie theater.
[SPEAKER_10]: I went to the AMC, paid $15 for ticket, and slept in the recliner seats during the movie, popped in my ear buds, put on my beanie.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I thought it might be in a special place in season.
[SPEAKER_03]: Bed right there, I thought it might be.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was really looking forward to him saying, here's where I am.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm actually in a phone booth, but no.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, if you want to do that on your own sometime, take a kid to an animated feature.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but do bring your earbuds.
[SPEAKER_03]: I slept through 80% of them.
[SPEAKER_04]: I really did.
[SPEAKER_03]: All the time.
[SPEAKER_04]: But if you think about a place where you can buy like two hours, maybe more with previous of absolute safe solitude, and you're right about the earbuds, they are the key to doing that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, by the way, let me just take a second.
[SPEAKER_04]: Canon.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is another camera stand here.
[SPEAKER_04]: What did you buy that at the archo?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I did.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Next to the Brooks Robinson pipe fitters union statue.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's been very old.
[SPEAKER_04]: The venereal disease, aluminum.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, sometimes announcers, even during pre-season baseball, they misinterpret what the other guy's saying.
[SPEAKER_14]: So good start for the twins, you're the fourth inning.
[SPEAKER_14]: You ever seen Buck with his pants down?
[SPEAKER_15]: Uh, no.
[SPEAKER_15]: Like in shorts, no, like he's got he doesn't have his No socks showing I see what you're saying so Run it one more time.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's worth it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's pretty funny now.
[SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I like that That's what I thought immediately to start with the twins you were the fourth inning.
[SPEAKER_14]: You ever seen Buck with his pants down?
[SPEAKER_15]: No Like in shorts, no, like he's got he doesn't have his
[SPEAKER_15]: No sucks showing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know the answer?
[SPEAKER_03]: Because that I'm not blaming the guy that reacts to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm blaming the guy that said it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's totally said wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't say it with his pants down.
[SPEAKER_04]: But they both sound the same.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I haven't, but I'm sure great balls.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, have you ever seen a buck with a rager it was Glenn Perkins Yes, yeah, come on Made of Erken you made a fortune and pie right and what's the DJ app again?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, baseball DJ baseball DJ.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you for remembering that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's close with this Mike You always I know you're always calling me on the phone.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and I pick up the phone.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love chatting on the phone with you
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, everybody, but I think we have something special and you always say Rob and I say yes You say how do you think the Andrethals sounded when they talked oh good?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh good good good and I said well, you know You're the mimic I can't do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to hear and you said well Can you find me a video clip?
[SPEAKER_04]: I said I can okay and we'll close with this This is the way Neanderthals talked by male human voice comes over three one two three
[SPEAKER_08]: Just pitch up your voice.
[SPEAKER_08]: One, two, three.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's just add a bit of nasal now.
[SPEAKER_08]: One, two, three.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, the other side would be happening, which would actually increase that quality.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a very heavy skull that seems to pull down into the throat there.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, speak.
[SPEAKER_08]: Welcome, three.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now let's make a sound, just let's make a huge awe.
[SPEAKER_08]: Aaaaah!
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, that's science.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Tomorrow, we will have an interview with an end with all men.
[SPEAKER_03]: 100 fell.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Be under Charlie.
[SPEAKER_03]: We will do that tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So if you want Holy Weeks to be flying on the egg-tacular, we are going to need you to go to the Michael Marisho store.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're ready to go.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are not pulling out.
[SPEAKER_03]: So to speak.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are going to do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: So far, the total before airtime today.
[SPEAKER_03]: Josh will be breaking seven eggs on his head.
[SPEAKER_03]: Me seven and Rob six.
[SPEAKER_03]: I, you know, this is just my personal request.
[SPEAKER_03]: Can we get Rob to the 10 mark that would be very, very exciting?
[SPEAKER_03]: I believe there's 12 in a box, 12 in a box.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was an even dozen for all of us.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, we need your participation.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is, this is really our April Fool's Easter fundraiser.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we need as much help as we can.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, Rob?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm pointing to Josh.
[SPEAKER_04]: Josh needs more eggs.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'm, after all, it's Monday Thursday.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is, holy week, and that guy likes it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will see you tomorrow for Jeffsol.
[SPEAKER_14]: I will see you tomorrow for Jeffsol.
[SPEAKER_11]: I will see you tomorrow for Jeffsol.
[SPEAKER_11]: I will see you tomorrow for