[SPEAKER_04]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Wow, what a happy year.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spiewack.
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[SPEAKER_09]: making your head.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh no, it has nothing to do with you.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, I was having trouble hearing things at the beginning of the show, but I was just going on.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was just breathing out.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just got a text message from my sister and she's the first to fall for an April full show this year.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's not even April yet.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know.
[SPEAKER_09]: I guess someone posted, uh, I can't post this tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I'm posting it today.
[SPEAKER_09]: And she fell for it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, welcome to the Michael Mary show for a, uh, Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_08]: I glad to have you, uh, along and, uh, yesterday I put an ultimatum down.
[SPEAKER_08]: Our audience does respond occasionally to ultimatums, but I said we weren't going to do the egg takler.
[SPEAKER_08]: Unless we got 16 eggs purchased and we even dropped the price on the eggs.
[SPEAKER_08]: They rallied by buying 16 eggs, which means we have to do it, but it was the bare minimum.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I guess that means I have mixed feelings, because I was like, I think when I do an ultimatum like that, I'm thinking really that I wouldn't mind canceling my idea.
[SPEAKER_08]: You say it, but no, we have to do it now, yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: excuse me, welcome to the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, we have to do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have to do the eggs.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's the tally of the distribution of eggs?
[SPEAKER_09]: Currently, it is six for Mike, six for Rob and for Josh.
[SPEAKER_08]: Congratulations.
[SPEAKER_08]: People don't want to see your your faux hawk get all eggs.
[SPEAKER_06]: This bothers me because I was doing everything yesterday,
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and I mean really, really pushing them in that area and they failed me.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I think it's the fact that a joke will look better on a bald head.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, he's here to clean.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think we hear cut today.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to be in the hearing.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to think, I am in a crossroads again with growing my hair longer instead of buzzing it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's just, it's at the stage now where it looks to me like I'm a man with thinning hair.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's where I go.
[SPEAKER_06]: In the summertime you should go short in the winter time you should go longer and I think that we're at an area now where you should just keep it high and tight as they say.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I had a morning this morning where I was up super early.
[SPEAKER_08]: I had it had been requested by my entrepreneur's making a bit of a killing with the squishy things.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, at school.
[SPEAKER_06]: So he is we're selling them.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's a sell price.
[SPEAKER_06]: it's a resell and so I got in such bad trouble in eighth grade reselling stuff.
[SPEAKER_06]: But they had to change us.
[SPEAKER_06]: They had to change a school law about it because I found to plate my mom was in a bowling league and they had these great lollipops.
[SPEAKER_06]: They were square, probably by an inch by a half inch, decent sized lollipops.
[SPEAKER_08]: Were they were they jolly rancher?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, they were off-brand and this was pre-consco.
[SPEAKER_06]: So it was hard to find stuff like in bulk.
[SPEAKER_06]: And the bowling alley sold them for 10 cents each and I could buy as many as I wanted and couldn't keep them on the shelf for a quarter each And I in the shelf, you mean you're bad at that?
[SPEAKER_06]: Well actually Mike at this point it got to be such a thing that I was carrying a briefcase to school Because you had a briefcase full of lollipops I did And I was the law that you violated That there was no law in place about selling things in school
[SPEAKER_06]: But food is usually the one I think I don't think that that food's allowed to be sold But it was it was vague and there was no rule they couldn't force so they had to put in a no Resial because that's also the key time of a student's life when there's selling like candy bars to benefit literacy
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, and all that stuff, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: So I just did that, but I wasn't benefiting literacy.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was benefiting me, and I was making a lot of money.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's 250% profit.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you have teachers as customers as well?
[SPEAKER_06]: I sold a couple of the teachers, yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so they, what, what was there?
[SPEAKER_08]: How did they articulate their justification for shutting you down?
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you remember?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's a long time ago.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that is a long time.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I seem to think I was pulled aside, and I think it might have been Mr. Delio that did it, the shop teacher.
[SPEAKER_06]: and uh... high-oed to dillio there was lendilio mic and he was also a magician was referred to as what i would have immediately done as you know the time lendil though yeah oh god i mean even before we got our class schedules got it okay but but it was this there's eight
[SPEAKER_06]: It was 13, but Mr. Dillio was also a shop teacher and a magician and would use the students to help him build his big tricks.
[SPEAKER_08]: But you were like head of the line with that one.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I didn't like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I realized I saw right through the fact that we were being used to build a guillotine.
[SPEAKER_06]: But the whole man's side and said, no, you can't do this anymore, Mr. Spielich.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, he hasn't been shut down yet.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the thing is that some of them are called Needos, Squishy.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was bringing in a strawberry to school today.
[SPEAKER_08]: He paid $5 for a strawberry squishy.
[SPEAKER_08]: That he said to me, he was going to unload for $15 today.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a good money.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is good money.
[SPEAKER_06]: And the fact that he has, he's got the wherewithal to get you to get him up and get to a Walmart.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't mind.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was at a 5am this morning.
[SPEAKER_06]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: I took him out there and he came out, Crest fallen because they were, and he said there was another, uh, there was a grown-up in the line looking to.
[SPEAKER_08]: So the grown-up works.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know what they are the same as the baseball card stores in the P.S.
[SPEAKER_09]: The P.S.
[SPEAKER_09]: The grown-ups that are taking all this to make money.
[SPEAKER_08]: we're all being slowly eviscerated financially in this country.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so, we're grat, that's the equivalent of grasping for the crumbs, where you've got the 40-year-old mom in line that's pushing a kid out of the way to get these things.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't even know whether I like my kid doing it to be honest with you, but he's doing it, and it's something that I don't know whether I've really been able to analyze the harm in it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It doesn't seem like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think so many harm.
[SPEAKER_06]: If he is a self-starter, it's not like you drilled this into him.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think you were a big resale guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Were you?
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: And Mom isn't.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mom's a retailer from the word go.
[SPEAKER_09]: She offers a service, but they both are.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we are a side hustle, but he figured out his own side hustle.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, that's what he got.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I know he'll continue to do it because he gets briefcase.
[SPEAKER_06]: There was a horrible briefcase.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think I bought it at Marshall's.
[SPEAKER_08]: with your money your profit so we're going to do it again tomorrow because he said restock day he's been doing his research online that's a funny thing put that by the way and we can get I get him up in six a.m.
[SPEAKER_08]: So if he's showered the night before and he's ready to jump into his stuff and get going But I'll I'm cool with that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll do I'll do my stuff later on.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's fine I don't mind doing it if he wants to do it.
[SPEAKER_09]: My mom used to own a gift shop And if she was selling the beanie babies Doing the craze of the beanie babies sure there'd be people on least stock day with lines down the block And aren't they proud we did that because they've certainly held their value you know how many beanie babies?
[SPEAKER_09]: I've got that door worthless
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you know what Julia's one of her final semifinals?
[SPEAKER_09]: All that garbage.
[SPEAKER_08]: All that garbage is worth it.
[SPEAKER_06]: For one of Julia's senior projects to graduate from college was to make a dress out of Beeney, Baby.
[SPEAKER_06]: And she was able to get them free and then she threw it dressed away because people don't care.
[SPEAKER_06]: They just don't care about that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Of course not.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I mean, but they do at the moment.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh sure, at the most important thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: At the 15 minutes,
[SPEAKER_08]: they care, but it's also why we don't care about anything else.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, that's what these kids are.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: It makes me I dive into the news now and I look at the news and I just shake my head roofily and and move on.
[SPEAKER_06]: So what's the registration is good when you were a kid that was like red hot that I'm sure my their wife is
[SPEAKER_08]: But I think it's definitely, I think, right around the time of tickle-me-elmo, or cabbage-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch-patch
[SPEAKER_08]: It's got the next, now it's viral videos and then that's viral video and the next viral sensation.
[SPEAKER_08]: You see the people that are doing this and I suppose that it's our modern day equivalent of the Coliseum, where we keep the people amused and they won't rebel, you know, if you keep them amused, well there's a hundred year history of us being not even consumers.
[SPEAKER_06]: just people that are full of consumption.
[SPEAKER_06]: We have to have everything and what do we have?
[SPEAKER_06]: We have what we are told is important at the time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: So let's get a health report on Rob Spuac.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sounds bad, but he's feeling better today.
[SPEAKER_08]: 100% better.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's so great.
[SPEAKER_06]: Um, I'm sorry my voice is a little weak, but it will come out.
[SPEAKER_08]: What causes is it just it sounds weak or does it feel weak?
[SPEAKER_06]: It doesn't feel weak.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think it's just a little raspy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Huh?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, it's it sounds like you're out of breath when you tell you like, well, no, I think it's just raspiness.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: So the steroids I'm coming down off the steroids, I know 3 AM meals last night and the antibiotics are working like a charm and I haven't even had to hit the good cough syrup yet.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you haven't even touched it.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, not even for fun.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, not even for fun.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I have standing by with a dosing syringe because it is another, I've got another suggestion for what you can take.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is once again, this is the early morning hours in the very top of mine when my kids sitting in the passenger side of the car waiting for the bus because you didn't have the squishy things.
[SPEAKER_08]: So we had to go to the bus stop early and we're sitting in the car and he says,
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is a teachable moment.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was a teachable moment.
[SPEAKER_08]: You nailed that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I went into a whole thing about the, you know, Do you move away back when when we had the author of a book that really meant a lot to me chasing the scream about heroin addiction?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And pain killer addiction.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I told him I said really it's just a ketamine as a drug that is used to tranquilize to get you off more hard drugs.
[SPEAKER_08]: But at the same time, all of this stuff when you see the viral videos of the streets of Philadelphia with people just bending completely at the waist sound asleep out of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're dealing with most of them play for the Eagles.
[SPEAKER_08]: and they're hopeless.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and that's what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a hopelessness and that makes pain go away.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's an anesthetic.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's anesthesia and that's what I said.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's why people do drugs.
[SPEAKER_08]: Even if it's a situation where it's marijuana, it's still a departure, alcohol, just numbing, medicating ourselves.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Josh, you were going to say something.
[SPEAKER_09]: Isn't ketamine also used for PTSD?
[SPEAKER_09]: It might be doctors, I think they're using it.
[SPEAKER_09]: It might be small control of dosage.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it isn't that what killed Matthew Perry.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wasn't an overdose of ketamine.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think that I think it was ketamine or a ketamine derivative.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's just, it's mine.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, so I didn't use it.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is a teachable moment.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then, you know, we'll see.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I mean, this is 12.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is, you tell them that it's 13.
[SPEAKER_06]: Addictions come in all form.
[SPEAKER_06]: They can be alcoholic addictions.
[SPEAKER_06]: They can be, yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can be, I also don't think they can be.
[SPEAKER_08]: he said that were you an alcoholic and I said uh... no probably not any dictionary sense of the word you but i i you know what are you saying oh for what because you're never you never used to be an alcoholic you always are
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, all right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I mean, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm sober four years.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm still an alcoholic.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I don't know the jargon.
[SPEAKER_08]: You, you almost sound like you went to a meeting.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, but you know, I did meet, I may have told you this.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I had lunch with a guy that I met in kindergarten and hadn't seen him since high school and he, I didn't realize his journey.
[SPEAKER_06]: and he has an A.A. meeting that he goes to not close but not too far away.
[SPEAKER_06]: Have you ever been to a meeting any meeting?
[SPEAKER_06]: I haven't, but after talking to this guy who, and he's one of those guys that we literally hadn't talked in 30 years and we sat down to lunch and it was like, you know, we were 10 years old again.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was so cool.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I was talking to him and he says, I do a meeting.
[SPEAKER_06]: I do a meeting.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know, you know what, I never sold him, I'll even thought.
[SPEAKER_06]: Good guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: But he said, I have a meeting, you should come.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I said, you know what, I will.
[SPEAKER_06]: And so in the next couple of weeks, we're going to meet up, and I'm going to go to a meeting.
[SPEAKER_08]: Just to say, you thought about it, because I mean, it's something you kind of avoided.
[SPEAKER_08]: You didn't avoid it.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, I didn't avoid it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would, I talked to people that have gone through the program, and I talked to my doctor, and they said, I don't think that's what you need.
[SPEAKER_06]: and until you if you face a struggle you may want to look into it and if you don't you know it's something that's something my good friend Aaron who coes to the show with me once when you were out he he was another guy that is out on a bender you are you are I might you were unable to perform that day no it was a priest who was a pretty planned vacation but Aaron was the first
[SPEAKER_08]: I guess so drunk on that vacation.
[SPEAKER_08]: That pre-planned bank case.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you, did you do things you're regret?
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you hurt people?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: We get to that and go ahead and do things.
[SPEAKER_06]: But he was one of the first people to reach out to me when I came back and he said, and I asked him about it.
[SPEAKER_06]: He says, I've also never done a meeting.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I have the number for a, on a post at my desk if I ever feel the need, even a inkling of a need to go to a meeting, I'll go.
[SPEAKER_06]: And he said, and that's where I think you're at, too.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I've not been tempted to regress, so I've not done a meeting, but I'm talking to someone who has really benefited from the, and not just by staying sober, but like helping others, and keeping yourself in a positive frame of mind, he kind of turned to me.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I don't know that I would be comfortable walking into a meeting cold with people I didn't know, but if I walk in with a guy I've known for 50 years,
[SPEAKER_09]: Good idea.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a great idea.
[SPEAKER_09]: I also think you approach these things, Diff.
[SPEAKER_09]: And you would be going into that meeting and looking for the entertainment.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, or to be the entertainment.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like he went to like he went to the like he was going to be recorded and make him I'm going to have the guys that he got before him.
[SPEAKER_06]: I won't record an A and meeting.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know I think that another thing that I told my kid was that most of not all of but most of the things that I regretted interpersonal relationship things that happened
[SPEAKER_08]: the it was there was there were many many instances where alcohol was at play and I regret them all and I think that
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know, the human brain is a weird thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, we really do things when sometimes we feel we have to.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then other things just happen.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not going to sit here and say, I got to a point where I said, no, I've evolved to the point where I am now, whereas it used to be a big, big part of my life.
[SPEAKER_08]: I held, I owned a bar.
[SPEAKER_08]: One of the reasons I probably went into the bar business was because I liked to have an adult beverage.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you feel as I do that 20 years ago when you and I were both hitting it without even a second thought?
[SPEAKER_06]: Maybe me more than you probably, because I was in every night to have a cocktail guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: But 20 years ago, the excuse of, hey, I'm sorry I was drinking.
[SPEAKER_06]: That carried a lot more weight than nowadays.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because I think that with everybody, everybody, just culture.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because now if you say, hey, I'm just, I'm sorry that happened.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was drinking.
[SPEAKER_06]: It doesn't erase you from the responsibility.
[SPEAKER_06]: Because you chose to drink, and it's still you doing it.
[SPEAKER_06]: But 20, 25 years ago, it seems to me, when you said that, it was like, well, you know, you had a few drinks.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you know, you weren't acting as yourself.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I think people are more responsible to their actions nowadays, and that makes it a little deeper, a little darker, when you do something under the influence that can hurt a friendship.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a good one.
[SPEAKER_09]: I was seeing less younger people drink.
[SPEAKER_09]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_09]: All of the kids aren't in the drinking like they used to be.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it was such a huge part of college life during the animal house era when I was there.
[SPEAKER_08]: But as far as the regrets are concerned, it's
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, a lot of bad stuff can happen.
[SPEAKER_08]: We all know the publicized stuff that, you know, those are the absolute worst to be getting behind the wheel of a car and just somebody, you know, and, but just the moments, the, you know, my type of thing, I wasn't always a super staggery, slurry guy, but I, I would say something inappropriate when I was, when I was at that stage,
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, and a lot of times it didn't work out well, and around that time was when I owned the bar, you know, where I was unhappy, and you know, I just I wouldn't I look back on it, I think everybody has to go through their own stuff, but I think one of the reasons kids today probably don't.
[SPEAKER_08]: do it as much as we did is that it was, it was glorified a little more when I grew up.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was something we couldn't wait till we turned 18 so we could legally have a drink.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's not, you know, now kids at a very young age are told, I was never told about it being a bad thing ever.
[SPEAKER_06]: You want to talk about glorification.
[SPEAKER_06]: Look at TV in the 60s and 70s, lovable drunks.
[SPEAKER_06]: People that had a few drinks and were wonderful.
[SPEAKER_06]: People that build their whole career, out of pretending to be alcoholics.
[SPEAKER_06]: And it was okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was sort of a ha ha.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was glamorized.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what he, hey, he's getting loaded on stage, Dean Martin, the whole persona, a Dean Master Foster Brooks, you know, these guys that would do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, yeah, I think my, I feel as though my son, when I talk to him about that, he gets it, but he also then he, you know, drifts off and, you know, thinks about something else.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, that's true.
[SPEAKER_06]: And, you know, you had home and he knows it, but also it's just the culture surrounding him now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, good.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, it's, it's better.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's a very, barely has a few beers a month.
[SPEAKER_06]: Julian, I think you did for a time, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: His face at, you know, I mean.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I don't think that's fair.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think that's fair to blame that on him.
[SPEAKER_06]: That was another cultural thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: He got into a fraternity when he was a freshman, which I think is way too early for a guy to be in that sort of environment.
[SPEAKER_06]: And with the hazing and everything, he went through a lot of stuff, but he came out of it a much smarter guy, you know, so I'm okay with it.
[SPEAKER_06]: I wish he hadn't gone through it in the first place.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, and when you're talking about kids, he might have, I mean, when you go to college, you've got that moment, but, you know, in my case, 20s, 30s, 40s.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Three decades of, you know, of doing that and hitting it pretty hard.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I looked at guys, I remember when I was in the business, I would look at guys that were in their 60s that were still in the business and still enjoying, and, you know, it kills you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Ultimately, as you know, it kills you.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I, I hope you get a lot of respect.
[SPEAKER_09]: Replaced as a society with marijuana and mushroom.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, more acceptable and come, that we people have found other ways to relax and kind of not come.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, also, I think with social media now and with the land of stand-up comedians that want their, you know,
[SPEAKER_08]: their units to be longer podcasters, you know, that that do the the whole thing where it's kind of a badge of honor, uh, you know, here take a gummy, do this type of thing, you know, that's that's concerning to a certain degree because they are obviously having an influence on people, uh, the.
[SPEAKER_08]: what the things that come out of his mouth and I'm sorry to be so kid-centric, but I was thinking about it today and the darkness that comes out of his mouth too where he'll just be discussing things that are so down and dark that it'll throw me for a loop occasionally.
[SPEAKER_08]: And when you think of guys in their thirties, twenties and thirties, we used to have a saying on the old Donna Mike show
[SPEAKER_08]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: And a lot of these guys are still mining for comedy gold at the, at the cruel expense of others to certain degree where it's not that's like the age group.
[SPEAKER_08]: And
[SPEAKER_08]: and we're punching our way through that, but it's all cyclical and it's all a clock on the wall, that results in how you perceive things.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, when Howard gets all that crap, oh, he's not what he used to be.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's not, he's also not 40 anymore.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's not 35 anymore.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: You change.
[SPEAKER_08]: You do become, you know, you do mellow with a little age.
[SPEAKER_08]: It happens.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, it happens.
[SPEAKER_08]: It happens without, you know, I remember when I thought radio was too sanitized and dull, which it was.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then I was a huge part of the shock shock era where the more irreverent you were, the more you would be rewarded.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the funny catch, 22 is that in the 80s and 90s, the more controversial and shocking you were, the more listeners you would get, but at the same time, the more the potential was there for you to get your, your butt kicked because you did something in a hurry.
[SPEAKER_08]: high stakes and then they would kind of take a step back.
[SPEAKER_08]: We were fortunate that we had management that kind of supported us and backed us up when things would happen.
[SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, some what, yeah, until those, you know, numbers were not, it's just, it's also pretty, it was also pre-internet.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was pre-internet designed to destroy you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and now the, yeah, the naked cruelty of the internet is, uh, it is pretty insane and then I don't know when that cycle goes back, we are living in a cycle, I would consider this a down cycle as far as human kindness and human empathy, I think we're in a really, we're at a really low point is as far as that is concerned, you know, a Roman point.
[SPEAKER_08]: almost a Roman point right you know I mean every show when you think about our popular culture every show is centered a lot of the reality shows around cruelty around rejection.
[SPEAKER_06]: Every reality show is got a negative aspect to it.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's what drives
[SPEAKER_08]: that's what people want.
[SPEAKER_08]: We want to see and I think in many cases you want to see that because by looking at that you see somebody that's going through something more difficult than you and you make it makes you feel better about yourself.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I know people that will on purpose hang out with people's lives, who's their lives are in chaos and they almost enjoy
[SPEAKER_06]: being temporarily putting their toe in the fray of a chaotic, wrong-doing lifestyle, because they can say, well, that would never happen to me, and then they can withdraw from it, and they're not doing it, but they don't see someone who's having trouble, and they dig that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think there are more young dads now that I see because I travel in those circles with a young child myself that are probably flying straight and narrow.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I wonder with some of these 40 something dads that when the little league is over?
[SPEAKER_08]: and the high school is over and they venture off into you know how are they gonna handle that and I don't know I really don't know they won't handle it as well as us Mike because say what you will in our prime we were both great drinkers
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: Very high functioning.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: And we enjoyed it.
[SPEAKER_06]: But we were good.
[SPEAKER_06]: Neither one of us would get sloppy drunk until the very end.
[SPEAKER_06]: We could hold it together.
[SPEAKER_06]: We could.
[SPEAKER_06]: We worked.
[SPEAKER_08]: And we would fall.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'd say, you know what, you got great teas.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but it was an issue of force that happens at the end because that's when everyone shuts it down Once you hit the you don't get to choose.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it's the end.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to be one of the I guess I would be in that's the end.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I would shut it down.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sometimes it 536 clock in the morning Oh, Mike never wanted it to end.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would never wanted the party and you've heard you've heard Mike yell at me on the show for some of my shortcomings And they're all deserving, but
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike would yell them, the loudest and the meanest when he said, Rob can't hang.
[SPEAKER_06]: You can't do this.
[SPEAKER_06]: You're going to bet it's only three.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, Rob can't hang.
[SPEAKER_08]: Somebody asked, uh, Bruin's rules asked, uh, they were worried, uh, after losing your dad that you might be tempted.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did that ever come into play at all when you were, you know, down there?
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, the one thing that was alcohol related with my dad is the one carrot we always held over him is that when you come home, you can have a beer.
[SPEAKER_06]: and we even told the doctor I said we're gonna bring him home we're gonna give him a beer and doctor said that's great he if anyone in the world deserves a beer it's your dad and we had cold beer waiting for him and from the moment he crossed the threshold of his place he didn't want it
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's how you know unfortunate things that, you know, I remember my dad pushing away, you know, one of those hospital TVs that was used to be on the stick.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: The ones that would have fallen down and I said, hey, dad, San Francisco's planned Dallas.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is a really good game.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he just like turned his head and looked in the other direction.
[SPEAKER_06]: The little things that was, they were so important.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, days before he was talking about how he was going to come home in half a beer.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then he didn't.
[SPEAKER_06]: And that was a disappointment for me, because I thought it would make him happy.
[SPEAKER_06]: One of his final happy moments, but then also a relevant story moment for me, because it's like, it doesn't mean anything to him.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, a lot of the life altering substances that we deal with don't really mean anything anymore.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he did mention that the the demo
[SPEAKER_08]: what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is.
[SPEAKER_08]: I had some one time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, great.
[SPEAKER_08]: I still like, this is where the internet helps me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I talk about watching degenerate gamblers play.
[SPEAKER_08]: I also watch the people that get knocked out.
[SPEAKER_08]: Have you ever watched any of those anesthesia videos where people get knocked?
[SPEAKER_08]: They try to fight it.
[SPEAKER_08]: could watch that all day long.
[SPEAKER_08]: I could go to like if they have one of those uh... theaters for surgery like they used to have.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would want I would love to watch people get wiped out.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, Nick walls in your way up in the area because I need a diversion because right now my baseball team is in helping me on any effing level whatsoever.
[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe they move Caleb Durbin really.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good move, good move, getting a weeble to play third base for the Red Sox.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, we need an elephant as my father got registered.
[SPEAKER_08]: So would say, can't it an elephant in the ass with a broom now last night?
[SPEAKER_08]: I the reason I'm upset about this is last evening.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have been attempting to use my team,
[SPEAKER_08]: to get the free MLB streaming service.
[SPEAKER_06]: And like not just outside of the market.
[SPEAKER_06]: A dozen times, it's so easy.
[SPEAKER_08]: But it's not Josh, it's not.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have YouTube TV, that's how I get my TV.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then I went, I went to my Samsung, and on my Samsung, I looked up the app of MLB.com and because I probably have an account with MLB but I haven't paid for anything yet, they flash up the $149 for the year, like $29 a month, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: the MLB streaming service so you can watch all out of market games.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know, and I end up last night having to go through ESPN to get to sign up for ESPN to get the MLB thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: That is the new requirement.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you sign up directly that you have to sign up for ESPN, sign up for that, cancel ESPN.
[SPEAKER_09]: I've seen a lot of complaints about that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: What about the, uh, what about the team mobile thing?
[SPEAKER_08]: How take me through if you can if it's not going to be too dull for our listening or how did you get it?
[SPEAKER_08]: By using the freebie from team mobile because you're a team mobile customer.
[SPEAKER_09]: Bye, go in, see, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it was really easy, but I just tried to do an issue.
[SPEAKER_09]: Because I went to my team, so all I did was I went to my team mobile app and I got to get the MLB for free.
[SPEAKER_09]: But then I just went there now and it's not there, so I googled it and it said,
[SPEAKER_06]: That's yesterday.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh no, so long.
[SPEAKER_09]: So now it's a little more complicated.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: So that's the... You know what's great, Mike, is that YouTube TV has turned our classic movies.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's good.
[SPEAKER_08]: But they don't have ESPN.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I don't think.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I bought it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I bought it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, what you need to do, so you bought the MLB TV.
[SPEAKER_08]: I bought the MLB TV and I watched the, I watched the, the suck sauce.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_09]: Then you'll say a little bit.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's do that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's do that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is going in cancel the ESPN thing you signed up for.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Because the ESPN and MLB will both charge you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, we don't want that.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: And forces you to do it to sign up to it forces you to get a month free of ESPN.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I can I can get us in the ESPN and keep the MLB dot com.
[SPEAKER_06]: is the MLB app the same one that they use to buy concert tickets for a while they were partnered up by think with getting concert tickets.
[SPEAKER_06]: So if you bought a no okay different I make it some sort of MLB F M L B S two apps they have to be able to play this night.
[SPEAKER_09]: Kind of oh they lost to they lost also.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Come on Mike.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's so outwardly still ahead of the socks.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, last thought because I don't think there's anything that's going to take a lot of time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Peaky blinders.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, the British crime gang 19 10's 20s.
[SPEAKER_08]: And number one on your hit parade right from Birmingham England has made me realize one thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: That and it because it makes sense.
[SPEAKER_08]: I come from a joyless people.
[SPEAKER_06]: This, there's so many questions.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like the Irish, TJ's, it's a more... What people?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a myth.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what, you don't want to know what the Irish are, the Irish are judges and law enforcement officers and bidder and boxers and fighters, you know, the idea of happy Joe.
[SPEAKER_08]: Happy St. Patrick's Day, we're not having any and the leprechaun.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, really, you know, the only leprechaun that really is a closer to the Irish is the leprechaun from those horror movies.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, that's the movie Leprechaun.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's accurate.
[SPEAKER_08]: But if you watch Peaky Blinders, yeah, with the, you know, and it's Brits and Gypsies and the Irish and all, and I'm just, I'm including everybody in that part of the world.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it really is just a sad, depressing, no one's happy with their lot of life, and there's not enough money that can make them happy.
[SPEAKER_08]: They have moments of joy punctuated, but I can totally relate to that.
[SPEAKER_06]: You need to violate happy Irish people Mike like Darby O'Gill and the little people which is a myth A completely like oh Brian Mike is a great leprechaugh.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Shame is everything's definitely fine for you today No, it's that's it's absolutely untrue.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's more like you know But a day I had to go or going on strike if you pay me more money.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll do that
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'm gonna get you over the head and throw you into the I'm gonna throw you into the cut They say that a lot.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna throw his throw his body into the cut.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's the cut?
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know it's some body of water.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like a ditch could be a ball.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, sure
[SPEAKER_08]: Throw them into the cut.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what it is, you know, but I mean, it's like, uh, that's what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a study in, uh, crime and depression.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's why I love every minute of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I really love the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_08]: But it's super depressing with some, uh, with some great sex.
[SPEAKER_08]: There, it's my.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but is it like dirty sex because they're like in a bog?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, it's good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, sometimes it's dirty.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are they in the cut?
[SPEAKER_06]: Are they having sex in the cut?
[SPEAKER_08]: They're having sex everywhere.
[SPEAKER_08]: With a variety of, with their wives, with hookers, with everything.
[SPEAKER_06]: They're not back to the upper cons are they?
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, no, we haven't gotten to that yet, but I'm sure, you know, based on, oh, next season.
[SPEAKER_08]: You never know.
[SPEAKER_06]: I am here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hello, I hear you.
[SPEAKER_08]: I did a prostitute there you go.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have lots of show including hey news coming up and News fresh off a brand new device
[SPEAKER_08]: I can't wait.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We'll do that when we come back.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We are doing the egg takerler.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's coming up Thursday where we'll be cracking eggs over our head.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can go to
[SPEAKER_08]: the uh, Michael Mary shows store to buy your eggs $50 an egg and you get to choose your uh, your favorite host who you want to see crack an egg on their foreheads.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now we uh, unfortunately, well for us, we uh, we reached the uh, the the magic number to do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was going to pull the plug out.
[SPEAKER_06]: But we'd like, well, like the telethon Mike, we just want to sell one more egg than we did last year.
[SPEAKER_08]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's a fundraiser for the show $50.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you know, if there are 30 people that want me to break eggs on my forehead and Rob gets 40 and John gets 60, we'll do them.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll buy the eggs and we'll get them done.
[SPEAKER_08]: And somebody said, oh, what a horrible waste of food.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, toughties.
[SPEAKER_08]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_08]: I hit the hit the music.
[SPEAKER_06]: Really?
[SPEAKER_08]: People are concerned about the waste of food.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know eggs at all that because I'm going to scrape them and scramble.
[SPEAKER_08]: Scrape them, scramble them, took them, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh God, do we have that?
[SPEAKER_08]: You have probably had, don't worry about it.
[SPEAKER_08]: You have probably heard of the Irish goodbye.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's where you leave a party without saying goodbye, and then you fight everybody, and then you fight everybody, deep and tired.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's nice and friendly.
[SPEAKER_08]: But have you heard of the Midwest goodbye?
[SPEAKER_08]: Have you heard of that one?
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_08]: it's quite the opposite.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's where you say goodbye to everyone at the party and it takes absolutely forever.
[SPEAKER_08]: According to the Chicago Trib, most of it involves lingering indoor ways.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's the quote.
[SPEAKER_08]: We spend so much time standing on a threshold, one hand on the door knob, resisting leftovers, hugging, promising to return, resisting leftovers.
[SPEAKER_08]: Leftovers once again, listening to just one more story being unable to extract ourselves.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think that's a myth too.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do too.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was being happy.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think the Midwestern is do that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Although I have heard a peculiar thing about the Midwest that I do buy into is that in the Midwest no one will take the last portion of a piece of food at a meal like if there is a casserole and say there are 16 portions, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: And 15 are gone and one is left.
[SPEAKER_06]: Someone will
[SPEAKER_06]: and then someone will take half of what's left there because they don't want to be responsible for taking the last of the food.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm a New England.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're not burdened with that.
[SPEAKER_08]: We just make sure we take the last one when no one's looking.
[SPEAKER_06]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, my dad, he's swear he still has, he had finger, um, fork scars on his hands from fighting to get to the meat with his brothers because it was not.
[SPEAKER_06]: It works guys.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's dark too.
[SPEAKER_08]: He ought to be on peaky blinds.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's probably what killed him.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, let's see.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, and the etiquette apparently is one does not simply cut off a Midwest goodbye.
[SPEAKER_08]: The only way out is through.
[SPEAKER_08]: And don't think because you got to your car, it's over.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, me and Charlie Barron said that not even the drive way is safe.
[SPEAKER_08]: Whatever you do, don't roll
[SPEAKER_08]: You're wouldn't know which I think is funny.
[SPEAKER_08]: The Irish could buy much easier.
[SPEAKER_08]: We first Yeah, just blow the pie.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you do that Irish goodbye?
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I'm not I'm not trying to put you in a trope But yeah, I've done this through.
[SPEAKER_08]: I used to do it at my bar all the time I'll see you in such a tedious.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah
[SPEAKER_08]: departure.
[SPEAKER_08]: According to a behavioral scientist and psychologist, here are three easy science back ways to build a more positive mindset.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, certainly watching Peaky Blinders helping me.
[SPEAKER_08]: So let's see, number one of this looks like it might be BS.
[SPEAKER_08]: I might blow this up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Make a to-dollar list at the end of your day, right down, everything you got done, not just the big stuff, things like finishing laundry or even drinking enough water, the goal is to remind yourself that you did a lot that builds confidence.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a phrase, that's that I think that's crap the first time doesn't make any So I won't blow it up.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, but I don't buy you know I just ask my wife to tell me the good things from the day that I did Scheduled number two is schedule Worry time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, oh Right my ass Yeah, there we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have to get it out here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Where is it?
[SPEAKER_08]: I got it there.
[SPEAKER_08]: We go.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right schedule Worry time instead of stressing all day long.
[SPEAKER_08]: Keep your worries a set time and a play
[SPEAKER_06]: I worry all the time, always.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, if I were to set a worry time, it'd be all the time.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's done.
[SPEAKER_08]: Use realistic affirmations.
[SPEAKER_08]: The only third one was it's called seven out of ten rule.
[SPEAKER_08]: Pick something you believe, 70% already.
[SPEAKER_08]: Like, I'm a hard worker.
[SPEAKER_08]: Say it, dude.
[SPEAKER_06]: Please.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, hey Josh.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm a hard worker.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: 70% of the time.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh God, FML people!
[SPEAKER_08]: Celine, this is good news.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now we have some fun.
[SPEAKER_08]: Finally, Mike.
[SPEAKER_08]: Celine Dion, I love her.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think she's great.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think she's a generational talent.
[SPEAKER_08]: She broke some big news Monday.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, some art.
[SPEAKER_06]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, the talent.
[SPEAKER_08]: The talent in Celine Dion.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, it's great.
[SPEAKER_08]: Compared to the talent of Elvis Presley.
[SPEAKER_08]: it's not even comparable that's right that's why everyone cares about her and visits her house and why people will still be buying her records 50 years from now now sees sees she's a I think she's genius I really do her her instrument is one of the best I've ever heard she is officially returning to the stage in Paris France after being sideline for years battling something called stiff persons syndrome
[SPEAKER_08]: The legendary singer made the stunning announcement in the Instagram video.
[SPEAKER_08]: She revealed that she's going to perform 10 shows over several weeks at Paris's La Defensa Arena.
[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, she looked good.
[SPEAKER_08]: She did not look fat.
[SPEAKER_08]: She looked healthy.
[SPEAKER_06]: And she looked good on the show because she's very thin.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, no, she had, she'd been through a lot of health issues.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: She will do it beginning in September, and Celine can't wait to get back on stage, pointing out she feels strong and excited, but also a little nervous.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I just think her ability to make music, that's somebody I would have gone to see at a residency in a heart beat.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love just the powerful instrument.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't need all the glitz and all the spectacle.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just love the, there will be good, though.
[SPEAKER_06]: And there will be.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they're well.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're probably not spectacle, but glitz, perhaps.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
[SPEAKER_09]: Right now, if you Google Celine Dion, a little blue and flop, floats up in the middle, saying, welcome back.
[SPEAKER_09]: The Google's done something special for her.
[SPEAKER_09]: I've never seen that before.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's cool.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you Google Elvis Presley, a balloon comes up and says, Mike's wrong.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, sorry.
[SPEAKER_08]: You made me upset.
[SPEAKER_08]: You made me upset about your comment about Celine, saying, you made me laugh.
[SPEAKER_06]: You made me laugh.
[SPEAKER_08]: You made me laugh enough.
[SPEAKER_08]: Elvis, all this, all this.
[SPEAKER_08]: Tyler Perry.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, we can agree on him, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Tyler Perry wanted to do something to help the, oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is a tale of two celebrities.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: One doing for others, the other draw your own conclusions.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Tyler Perry wanted to do something to help those unpaid TSA agents at Atlantis, Hart's Field Jackson Airport.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think Tyler Perry, a lot of his studio work and a lot of his movie stuff has done around the Atlantis
[SPEAKER_08]: suckers, they shut him down.
[SPEAKER_08]: Tyler showed up the airport Thursday with a lot of cash to hand out to them, but he was told federal rules prohibit them from accepting direct cash gifts.
[SPEAKER_08]: Later that day, Tyler's people returned with $1,000 gift cards and started handing him out supposedly they had worked through with management HR and the legal channels to make sure it was cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so the airport's federal security director decided they couldn't accept those either.
[SPEAKER_09]: You have to.
[SPEAKER_09]: you have to shut that down.
[SPEAKER_09]: You can't allow that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Otherwise, here's a briefcase of gift cards, just ignore me as I go through this X-ray machine with a bomb.
[SPEAKER_08]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: Over the weekend TSA workers who got gift cards were ordered to return them, which is going to be hard for some people who've already spent it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, of course.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I don't get his revenge because his new movie is called
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I'm sorry you have to return them but wait a minute.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just bought my kid and even I know you have to return it You have how many good cards you think Tyler Perry actually purchased to get all this publicity I don't know He's got a movie coming out.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I'm sure he does he's got one every month or Medea has a movie coming out Medea Medea's family reunion
[SPEAKER_08]: Alright, but anyway, on the other side, it's a fair returns to make it look like maybe you're trying to do something You gotta have brand new movie on Netflix, Joe's college road trip, Medea in Tipperary
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, Jay Leno, he owned something like 1801 cars around 1801 cars.
[SPEAKER_08]: 151 of them are so old, they couldn't pass the smog test required in the state of California.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, Jay is trying to change that.
[SPEAKER_08]: He sponsored a law that's actually nicknamed
[SPEAKER_08]: Lennos law which would exempt classic cars from having to meet those smog requirements lawmakers introduced it last year and it failed but they've made some alterations and think it'll pass this time for a car to qualify it has to be registered as a collector's vehicle and it can't be the owner's primary source of transportation which shouldn't be in inconvenience as J says quote
[SPEAKER_08]: our classic cars are only driven for special occasions weekend drives and car shows and on the line with this right now, I believe we have Jay Leno, right?
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and Jay are you there?
[SPEAKER_06]: How are you doing with your cars, buddy?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I mean, okay, the one I was drawing.
[SPEAKER_06]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm really happy about him when I was drawing.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, actually, they've known me that time.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's my group.
[SPEAKER_07]: I shouldn't have smug your clients.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm a, I'm a, are you, are you, are you, are you very much invested in all automobile litigation?
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it's, it's, look, I can't imagine my constant, my, my, my constant.
[SPEAKER_06]: So what if, what if I were to buy a brand new car, and it turns out to be no good?
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, that was a prior limit for all.
[SPEAKER_06]: But would it be a lemon law?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, you know, you're making layers.
[SPEAKER_07]: I, I value these cars.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then they brought some creeps into it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, drop him a phone and we are about to know the comic Jay Leno who wants to have a picture of Jay Leno as opposed to, I don't have to look at my own fan I have a question that's gonna go a little longer now you had to uh, you definitely had to uh, you know, get involved with his litigation
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you ever touch your tonight's show money?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, my money is spent.
[SPEAKER_07]: All the money that's meant is the money that's meant is strictly stamped my stand-up money.
[SPEAKER_06]: Stand-up money like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but you were to play Charles Town and was Virginia.
[SPEAKER_07]: That would go right in the coffers.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like there you are.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we got it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Josh, that's the, yeah, so if they're like, oh, I know, yeah, oh, I know is Leno's law is going to hopefully be make calculations.
[SPEAKER_06]: What?
[SPEAKER_07]: Cockroaches.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, enthusiasts.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, enthusiasts.
[SPEAKER_07]: The countries will be able to keep their cars and not get rid of them because of these environmental laws.
[SPEAKER_07]: Can I ask you about that?
[SPEAKER_06]: Can I ask you about one of your specific cars?
[SPEAKER_07]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I don't have a family.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, do you own a dotton?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm a dotton.
[SPEAKER_07]: Classic dotton, Z, 240 is a 2-0, and 1978, 240 is Z.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you drive that?
[SPEAKER_07]: Drive it all around my franchise.
[SPEAKER_06]: But it's not your primary source.
[SPEAKER_07]: Not my primary source, but my primary source is if you're primary mode of transportation, you don't have to, you know, just dread it, but... Do you have any duics like a lasal or a concern?
[SPEAKER_07]: I've got a, I've got a, I've got a little favor.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've always had a cyber, I've never got to an original about me.
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_07]: What?
[SPEAKER_07]: A original about what?
[SPEAKER_07]: Something like that.
[SPEAKER_06]: We're on the phone with Jay Leno.
[SPEAKER_07]: Hi, Rob.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, the internet.
[SPEAKER_07]: Stop laughing, Josh, you're making me feel really secure.
[SPEAKER_09]: The internet says your favorite car is a 1972 Mercedes-Benz company.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a great car, that's a great car, but it wouldn't pass on, it wouldn't pass on my car.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it's not.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, a lot of fun.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm just dimming right now, I'm a fun car.
[SPEAKER_06]: Have you had trouble, I mean, you still, you still perform, have you been trouble getting through the TSA security?
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I brought some gift cards, a thousand dollar gift cards, and it's less than I have to run.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why did the gift cards for?
[SPEAKER_07]: The circuit city, I got them in the 1990s.
[SPEAKER_06]: but you don't touch your tonight's show.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't touch my tonight's show money.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's all in the bank.
[SPEAKER_06]: Very good.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I buy a more cow's with it.
[SPEAKER_06]: And you're going to be in the new Medea movie.
[SPEAKER_07]: Medea movie.
[SPEAKER_07]: Check out J1L.
[SPEAKER_07]: Coming to a theater near you soon.
[SPEAKER_07]: And yeah, he just helped it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, we helped with the budget players in Los Angeles, so it was successfully passed.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know a lot of this year, so because it didn't go through a last year.
[SPEAKER_07]: and uh... are you still doing jay walking not not a lot of TV anymore that not in the sense of time you can't do headlines we had a good run in the good run we had a really good run and uh... listen is just a kind of a line of jay money calm uh... for my next to caution i'll be a little less question we'll answer once to know how's Kevin you banks
[SPEAKER_07]: Kevin, you meant to say, you know, I haven't spoken to him since the show and off to you.
[SPEAKER_07]: In fact, I haven't spoken to anybody since the show and off to you.
[SPEAKER_07]: They all want to separate ways.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Helen is dead, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Helen, Christian, that's the name.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, gotta go.
[SPEAKER_06]: Bye, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: five.
[SPEAKER_06]: That was a show biz luminary.
[SPEAKER_06]: Jay Leno.
[SPEAKER_06]: Great comic.
[SPEAKER_08]: Jay, if I prepared that, I probably would have had Josh standing by with the, uh, but I, I was not doing what was going to be so lengthy.
[SPEAKER_08]: I did not, I have a lot of questions.
[SPEAKER_08]: Unfortunately, we're running short on time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's, let's move right along.
[SPEAKER_08]: So hidden Valley Ranch is looking to hire ranch ambassadors.
[SPEAKER_06]: I swear to God on this close to taking cyanide.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a contest.
[SPEAKER_06]: Of course it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're looking for two teams of two people.
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't have to be a couple, but you have to be cool sharing housing.
[SPEAKER_08]: What like a room?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you and me.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I've got a sure bed.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me see, they want to send ranch ambassadors to Europe and spend two months showing foreigners how ranch can compliment all of their local favorites.
[SPEAKER_08]: I cannot think about it anymore, horrible.
[SPEAKER_08]: All travel expenses are covered, and it'll also pay you for about 40 hours, about 40 hours of work per week.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you're interested, I'll
[SPEAKER_06]: All you fudge cutters that care that much about ranch dressing really really take a look at yourself from the outside looking in Amen.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's horrible.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's the condiment of the moron.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, it is but but two months in Europe for free.
[SPEAKER_09]: I could do the show from there
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but would you really like to go up to like a cordon blue chef and say, you know what that chicken needs ranch dressing Ranch fans Yeah, it's horrible.
[SPEAKER_08]: I couldn't I got an idea.
[SPEAKER_08]: Josh rolls up to guys.
[SPEAKER_08]: I idea something you might have you want to be stern Into that casserole You know, they put a little ranch in a place.
[SPEAKER_06]: I bet Jay Leno loves ranch dressing.
[SPEAKER_08]: He does
[SPEAKER_08]: on it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Listen, finally today, the American Meteor Society, the AMS reports an apparent surge in large fireball events in the first quarter of 2026, saying an analysis of its records back to 2011 reveals a pattern that warrants.
[SPEAKER_08]: serious investigation.
[SPEAKER_08]: Look out.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now there's a lot of detail here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Check out this detail.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're, quote, the enhanced activity is coming from a specific part of the sky.
[SPEAKER_08]: The direction opposite the sun at roughly doubled the normal density.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's Mike Hanky, who wrote the analysis.
[SPEAKER_08]: The AMS made it clear.
[SPEAKER_08]: These fireballs were not of alien origin.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's another quote.
[SPEAKER_08]: These are rocks from the inner solar system.
[SPEAKER_08]: There is no evidence of anomalous trajectory behavior controlled flight or non-natural composition.
[SPEAKER_08]: where meteorites were recovered, uh, lab evidence shows their natural, all right.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that's what they say, uh, with one last warning in any event, we should all be prepared to die.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, always, always are mega-dont.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, definitely.
[SPEAKER_08]: Our mega-dont.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you, Mike.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, everybody, Thursday, we're gonna be doing an egg tachyler.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, I already put some thought as to how I'd like to see it happen.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is the way I think we ought to do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: The egg tachyler will work this way.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will have the special egg horn that will sound...
[SPEAKER_08]: I wonder what it's supposed to sound for.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, if you turn your music down, I can give you a little example.
[SPEAKER_06]: Give me a taste of the horn.
[SPEAKER_08]: Here's how it'll work.
[SPEAKER_08]: We will have all the eggs in front of us.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right, and we will be going clockwise.
[SPEAKER_06]: Should we leave them in the carton or should we have them in a bowl?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a really good question.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think really for ease of access and speed, since we already are going to have a lot of eggs cracked, probably a bowl would be the best way.
[SPEAKER_06]: All right, and can I go ahead and put my cast my vote?
[SPEAKER_06]: I get brown eggs, is that okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you know, long as it's got a yolk, I don't care.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, I call brown eggs.
[SPEAKER_08]: So if you're the first person to go, then I would be the next one and Josh would be the third and so we'll be just cruising along and if I remember that, you know, oh, we haven't done an egg yet That's the egg sound the egg timers the egg timers up It's so funny when I send you something.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what's gonna land.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so this landed
[SPEAKER_08]: And of course, if you want to like put any send me anything regarding sounds for eggs or egg, egg, egg, we're doing that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Now, in order to make, could I request that you autograph every egg before you crack it on your head?
[SPEAKER_08]: Josh people go to Michael Marisho.com and the store to buy their eggs.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is that right?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_09]: Michael Marisho.com.
[SPEAKER_09]: Click on the store.
[SPEAKER_08]: Click on the store.
[SPEAKER_09]: Find the eggs.
[SPEAKER_09]: You can find the cruise information and you can find a bunch of t-shirts as I keep putting up new designs.
[SPEAKER_09]: I hold designs.
[SPEAKER_06]: Can we see the trend the transparent ag graphic?
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you have that handy?
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you love it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, the exact killer stuff.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's happening Thursday on the chart first.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a great video day.
[SPEAKER_08]: You really want to go out there.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, you talk.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, don't say MOS, ag, tag killer ladies and gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_06]: And this will be on Monday Thursday, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Monday Thursday.
[SPEAKER_06]: Which confused me can't it's my I know that it's not good to take it so lightly holy week holy week.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you The unrewarding life of a dog owner
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not going to do this, but sometimes I'm just fed up.
[SPEAKER_08]: But Carla doesn't like walking them.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't like walking them.
[SPEAKER_08]: My son doesn't like walking them.
[SPEAKER_08]: They still don't successfully.
[SPEAKER_08]: I have a pen in our living room where they hang out, a lot of the time, where they go to their crate.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do they love getting a walk though?
[SPEAKER_06]: Like when they see the movie, I don't even know what's to do.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, but you have to be at least aware of that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I suppose they seem to be enthusiastic.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, you know what I'm saying?
[SPEAKER_07]: But I'm assuming the mission.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you have dogs, James?
[SPEAKER_07]: I know, I just have dogs.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was wondering if you had a retriever, what kind of retriever you might have?
[SPEAKER_08]: A letter retriever.
[SPEAKER_06]: A laber door.
[SPEAKER_08]: A laber door.
[SPEAKER_08]: A letter retriever.
[SPEAKER_09]: Do you have a yard?
[SPEAKER_09]: You could just let him out and like a fence yard.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, no, and there was a little consternation today when I woke up at five o'clock jumped in the shower, took my kid to Walmart, then took him to the bus stop, then came home, then took the barrels out, walked in, assuming Mrs. O'Maro was going to do the duty, but she was in a hurry, so she said, I don't have time, so I said, I've got to prep some more show, and then I had to take them out, and I just realized how
[SPEAKER_08]: little joy they are bringing to my life.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then I said, I came in here wanting to talk about that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm never going to end my relationship as a dog owner.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think I've got a tip if you want.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_06]: I got a call from my mom yesterday and yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: from uh... the previous night when the dog was perfectly fine uh... woke up to internal bleeding in organ failure and had to put her dog down yesterday how was the dog fourteen i mean it was lulu and she's a sweet very smart good dog did she call you
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, right away.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, the dog uses my mom's family member that you have that when there's death to be had, doesn't, doesn't lean on your house.
[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, I always honor the calls because how long before they could call to come visit me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, my God.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I never, would you close to the dog?
[SPEAKER_08]: Please tell me you want.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was.
[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, it was just the worst.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'd never been in a room when they put an animal down and it's bearing the room.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, even if you'd like a little waiting room and then take the dog after the dog was asleep.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, it's out and hold the Paul.
[SPEAKER_06]: We held the, I, I, I, I stroked her year.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was very, very weird.
[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't know they did that.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then they let us, how's, how's your March going?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_06]: It is the, this is great.
[SPEAKER_06]: Right.
[SPEAKER_06]: But I have to give them credit.
[SPEAKER_06]: They obviously know the system and they, they did it in a very sensitive way.
[SPEAKER_06]: And I guess if you have to lose a dog,
[SPEAKER_08]: What did she say?
[SPEAKER_08]: Rob has the Kennedy family log.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is a horrible, wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, it was, if you have to lose a dog, if you go from the dog feeling perfect to the dog passing away in 12 hours, that's the way to do it.
[SPEAKER_06]: There was no lingering trouble, no decisions to make, no surgery to worry about.
[SPEAKER_08]: We was just in Frankie.
[SPEAKER_08]: There was a little reception area.
[SPEAKER_08]: and they took him from us, and then they brought him back, and he was tranquilized, so he was sleeping, and we set our goodbyes, and then we took him, and we didn't see the actual moment.
[SPEAKER_06]: They did, they had already given an IV to the dog.
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way, I don't want to get rid of my dogs.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was just okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, now.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just, maybe it's not that he did.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you don't look in for the pudding down, and you just stopped at the tranquilizer.
[SPEAKER_06]: didn't have to go all the way through with it because they're doing a walk up a walk up yesterday morning.
[SPEAKER_08]: I take the dogs out three times four times a day.
[SPEAKER_08]: Michael takes them out two, three times a day.
[SPEAKER_08]: It probably takes them out three times.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's constant.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then there's still poop in the house.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like, they're not on the same schedule than huh?
[SPEAKER_08]: I just I'm so tired of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm so tired of it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then stubby at night will just sit there and wine wine wine wine wine wine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Whether he has to go
[SPEAKER_08]: and then I'll take him right out and he'll be all happy and then he'll come in and he'll poop in the house.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Harry is the same way.
[SPEAKER_08]: And how is Harry by the way?
[SPEAKER_06]: She's great.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: We actually had a good evening last night.
[SPEAKER_06]: Would you do?
[SPEAKER_06]: Would you be in what not?
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Watch TV had dinner together.
[SPEAKER_08]: Boy, when you throw what not into something, I know you're uh like a little
[SPEAKER_06]: is face is we've been watching all the James Bond movies in order that's good and uh she is not a big bond fan so she spends some time in her phone but I know that uh she agreed with me moon raker is very silly this is kind of a movie.
[SPEAKER_08]: with blinders.
[SPEAKER_08]: She's never found the whole time.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then, you know, and I'm watching the depressing Birmingham England show about the gangster.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I still forgot how to pronounce the guy's name.
[SPEAKER_08]: The star, Killian, Silian, Silian, Killian.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think you're with Killian.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was a Killian or a Killian.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: But look.
[SPEAKER_08]: I need to, I don't know, something's got to give something has to make it more of a joyful experience.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I wish I did have a door that I could open and leave them out all day.
[SPEAKER_08]: I really do, especially in the summer.
[SPEAKER_06]: The, uh, a direct sun.
[SPEAKER_09]: You could open your door and leave them out all day.
[SPEAKER_09]: Ciao!
[SPEAKER_09]: Just open the door.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, let him parade a little bit.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Completely feral.
[SPEAKER_06]: I did have one question for the vet that I didn't ask at the time is I'm familiar with the giving of a shot through an IV because I've done it with my son with his cancer and one of the he's better now by myself like all the time now, but on these on these lines it's important for the medicine to take to make sure you keep the line clean with
[SPEAKER_06]: and they did take the time to do sailing in between the injections he has today and I wanted to say are you really worried about infection at this point?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's kind of maybe it's just SOP if they maybe could be, could be, but our rest in peace Lulu got hered.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, Lulu, all right.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sweet girl.
[SPEAKER_06]: She was a smart dog.
[SPEAKER_06]: She could bark quiet.
[SPEAKER_06]: She could show you something.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, she could tell.
[SPEAKER_08]: I said quiet bargain These are the pieces of the Yes, oh, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, well the printer is dead long with the money.
[SPEAKER_08]: Remember how much I paid for the cartridges 63 that would tax 68.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, very good
[SPEAKER_06]: and you're gonna wrap them up and return them.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you wanna know how much this sucker was?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna guess that was $80.
[SPEAKER_06]: $50.
[SPEAKER_06]: $3.
[SPEAKER_06]: Nice!
[SPEAKER_08]: Why are you dropping it hard because it's not it's junk.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's all the junk from the other computer.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it's already been installed.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: I thought you were banging around the new printer.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, that's a win now.
[SPEAKER_08]: I actually got a new computer with with cartridges.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: For the same amount of money that I paid for cartridges for the other thing.
[SPEAKER_06]: Did you follow through and return the other cartridges?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, I did.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you get your money back.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, I did.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you turned across to and they're not supposed to.
[SPEAKER_08]: The lady did me a solid at the mart of wall.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_08]: She said they normally can't do that when you've opened the cartridges, but I said one was, but I told her the truth that one was tampered with.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then you end it a button.
[SPEAKER_09]: But now now the crazy is no more replacement ink whenever you need anky just buy a new printer exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: what he's saying and what he's thinking and what he wants everyone to know is that the ink will be just as expensive for this printer as any other printer is not so I believe your introductory ink Josh is not a full cartridge.
[SPEAKER_06]: I feel like they have filler.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think not an instruction.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is it a four cartridge system?
[SPEAKER_06]: with cyan magenta yellow and black.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, just a colored one in a black.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's pretty cool.
[SPEAKER_08]: Isn't it?
[SPEAKER_06]: You know, I've switched to the the off brand through the internet in cartridges.
[SPEAKER_06]: And they don't work if you're subscribed.
[SPEAKER_09]: The description.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you know what I mean.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's re-conditioned time.
[SPEAKER_08]: What's this, how do they have they, that's what they've spent time figuring out is making use of how to screw the consumer by making it proprietary with their ink as opposed to making the previous work better.
[SPEAKER_06]: HP is the worst.
[SPEAKER_06]: They will, from afar, shut your computer down.
[SPEAKER_09]: They will make it to possible for you to do upgrade my HP subscription because I was printing too much when shipping the cookbooks out.
[SPEAKER_08]: ship in and ship in in the same sense.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know when you when your picture is there it looks like the flames are almost tickling your lower lip.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's very nice.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have to take a break.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Not with those spots.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_08]: We have to cherish the spots.
[SPEAKER_06]: I want to say Mike, do you remember when we worked at WJFK?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah FM106.7 on your dial on the 5800 Mainstream, a 10800 Mainstream.
[SPEAKER_06]: You cherished your bathroom time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I mean, it was, I was more regular than I am now.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now it's one of the things you'll find as you get older is that, you know, the relief time catches you by surprise occasionally.
[SPEAKER_06]: But also you were never ashamed.
[SPEAKER_06]: I do love, I have beautiful memories of you walking through that expansive lobby with a USA today in your hand.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: And greeting everyone as you walk to the men's room.
[SPEAKER_08]: I please show the last time I picked up a real newspaper.
[SPEAKER_06]: I know.
[SPEAKER_06]: and fun.
[SPEAKER_06]: He didn't need it, Josh.
[SPEAKER_06]: There was toilet paper, but he liked to read the paper.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, everybody likes a little reading material.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_06]: This was pre-fone.
[SPEAKER_06]: By the way, I don't read any more.
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't read any more.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't read any more.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't read any more.
[SPEAKER_06]: You forgotten how.
[SPEAKER_09]: I forgot what you would you leave the paper behind.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think occasionally you might leave the front page, because we all preferred the handicapped stall, and you could drape it over the handle.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, in the style section, or what was it called, the life section.
[SPEAKER_06]: Life, yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: In that section.
[SPEAKER_06]: Green was money.
[SPEAKER_06]: Purple was life.
[SPEAKER_06]: And red was fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: Congratulations that you know the colors.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you want to talk
[SPEAKER_06]: I want to talk about the fact that although they've been developing it for a while in the United Kingdom, it's starting to come to our shores, a toilet that is made to minimize your time on the toilet at work.
[SPEAKER_06]: really.
[SPEAKER_06]: What it is, the toilet is mounted at a downward 13% angle.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: So when you sit on it, you're essentially squatting, not sitting like the squatty potty.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, but after what happens is when you're doing that, you're really having to use your core and your legs to stay on the toilet.
[SPEAKER_08]: So after you're flexing, you're pushing.
[SPEAKER_06]: After five minutes on average, people can't sit on the toilet anymore.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that's the thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not to help you.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not to help things move along.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, it's to minimize the time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, it's to make your legs tired.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you've got to go back to work.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would imagine though that the benefit would be, you know, physical fitness.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're strengthening your leg muscles.
[SPEAKER_06]: Also, Mike, I quote, It reduces, Engorged hemorrhides.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I...
[SPEAKER_09]: Does it really?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, because let's time on the toilet.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.
[SPEAKER_09]: I also assume it's up.
[SPEAKER_09]: I assume that is a problem with workers now and smartphones because you could stay in there for 30 minutes watching.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you see a problem.
[SPEAKER_08]: My toilet is the opposite direction at a 30% angle and I'm able to not only do my business but cut my toenails at the same time.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, he's gonna say, don't you kick your feet like a really tall one in the big rocking chair?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it does look like this.
[SPEAKER_06]: I would be, I would be, uh, woe to sit on that toilet.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's stainless steel.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're showing almost like a prison toilet.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, if you want to play pretend.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I love prison toilets.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you like to think that's on the top of the toilet.
[SPEAKER_06]: And then the tank and then the cow.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can have your sit facing the wall.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I speaking of toilets, I have to say that my clear rear that I've had for a very, very long time recently, even in the plastic developed a hairline crack in it, so I may have to be here.
[SPEAKER_06]: I told you to go with copper.
[SPEAKER_08]: I may have to be replacing that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, what an incredibly durable product.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Really.
[SPEAKER_08]: You could replace it with a slope to it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I might do that.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just saw people are getting around that slope toilet by bringing their own little wedge toilet seat.
[SPEAKER_09]: There flattens it out.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, like a level.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Mike, do you remember doing a voice for a US to USA today, life section writer?
[SPEAKER_08]: So funny.
[SPEAKER_08]: What was that?
[SPEAKER_06]: What's talking about?
[SPEAKER_06]: It was Craig.
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't think of his last name.
[SPEAKER_06]: Bill Born.
[SPEAKER_06]: Craig Kilborn.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was Craig who did the column on Tuesday.
[SPEAKER_06]: Was that the voice that I did like this?
[SPEAKER_06]: No, it was sort of an insensitive voice.
[SPEAKER_06]: And we played the song Feelings behind it.
[SPEAKER_08]: and I don't have any.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was a remember enough of it to guide me to Wilson really Craig Wilson.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you, Josh.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't remember Craig Wilson.
[SPEAKER_08]: Was it was any snarky?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, he was more what is they were.
[SPEAKER_06]: He was a family bike.
[SPEAKER_06]: We gave him an effeminate voice.
[SPEAKER_06]: Is that it?
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Both of both you and your partner did it.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was another time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Something he can't do anymore.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Bruins rule.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, go back to the eighties.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Goodbye.
[SPEAKER_08]: And now this
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, I like that some beautiful video.
[SPEAKER_08]: Jerry time!
[SPEAKER_06]: This tape is a little longer than a tape I normally would play, but trust me, it's worth it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: We haven't seen this in a while.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's a sort of a got it's heritage.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's roots in the days of COVID when people started doing their court testimonies via Zoom.
[SPEAKER_06]: And because of that, you know, certain allowances have to be made because they're not in the court.
[SPEAKER_06]: This judge is not taken any of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: You cannot be driving them.
[SPEAKER_10]: What are you going to come on?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not driving, I'm a passenger in a car.
[SPEAKER_01]: Tonight, virtual courtroom drama gone viral.
[SPEAKER_01]: After a Michigan woman zoomed into her appearance Monday, seemingly from behind the wheel, though Kimberly Carroll claimed otherwise.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry that I have an emergency.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going out of town for a family member, but I will have my driver full over.
[SPEAKER_01]: Detroit area judge, Michael Kameck Nalley, not having it.
[SPEAKER_10]: And my crazy or just is not look like you're driving that car.
[SPEAKER_05]: not driving the car I'm a passenger in the car sir.
[SPEAKER_01]: Judge McNally demands Carroll the defendant in a civil debt collection case.
[SPEAKER_01]: Turn the camera.
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you seen the driver?
[SPEAKER_05]: Hang on one second.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have to ask their permission.
[SPEAKER_10]: Now.
[SPEAKER_10]: But you're not in the dry you weren't in the driver's side.
[SPEAKER_01]: You think I'm that stupid in the first pandemic era a virtual appearance Is viral mishaps are stacking up like this to overexposed police officer in Detroit No, sir
[SPEAKER_08]: people.
[SPEAKER_06]: But that full video, it's about seven minutes.
[SPEAKER_06]: If you watch the the judge in the lady, she gets in such a hominah hominah hominah state.
[SPEAKER_06]: We says, turn the cameras so I can see the driver.
[SPEAKER_06]: She says, ah, wait.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, she's outside of the car.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's so, so great.
[SPEAKER_06]: People are done.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, I love pranks and I've made a few married pranks in my day.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is a pretty next level one.
[SPEAKER_06]: Someone has figured out how to get into the frequency of the clowns mouth and McDonald's.
[SPEAKER_06]: And is overriding the actual person taking the order.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so it goes a little something like this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, why don't you got a problem this time?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm safe guys, thank you all good boys.
[SPEAKER_03]: Big arch male with a medium fry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Anything else for your number?
[SPEAKER_01]: Big arch as well, you can get it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm safe guys.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't even be doing it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you serious?
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my gosh.
[SPEAKER_04]: So don't listen to them.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then can I get a 10-piece nugget?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And a large diet coke.
[SPEAKER_02]: So I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_06]: It's such a stupid voice, but it's a great voice.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is so perfect for this adjoining now.
[SPEAKER_06]: No, no, they are just a very good guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why don't you go to the other place instead?
[SPEAKER_06]: It's beefest.
[SPEAKER_06]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it's so good and it makes me wish I'd thought of it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's close with this Mike.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thailand is pretty far away from here, but they also have to be kind of brilliant.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thanks for that update, I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a good set up.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's really good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thailand is pretty far away from here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't get upset.
[SPEAKER_08]: Come on now.
[SPEAKER_06]: Thailand and what I'm saying is that even though it's on the other side of the world, we share commonalities with them.
[SPEAKER_06]: They also have beauty pageants and their contestants also have veneers in their mouth.
[SPEAKER_06]: Sometimes they help their smile.
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: Before you compete, maybe make sure they're tighter.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That's what they call the men who are women over in Thailand lady boys.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think that's that's one of the things
[SPEAKER_08]: Rod Roddy, you know, it's a far away play.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is very far away.
[SPEAKER_08]: We both deal with it, whatever.
[SPEAKER_08]: Anyway, we got to get out of here.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll be back with a brand new episode tomorrow for Joshua, Good Robbs, P. West, Michael Marizzing, Lady Boys are fun to meet on the street.
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