[SPEAKER_08]: Welcome to Hazard Cattie!
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, and Jennings tells the story of the Duke's of Hazard, starting Friday, January 26th.
[SPEAKER_08]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can listen to the Michael Mera Show at michaelmarasho.com.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow, what a happy year!
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fun!
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to excitement, we have today.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera, and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, here's my...
[SPEAKER_03]: What's that noise right here?
[SPEAKER_03]: Way off in the distance.
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh... Jesus, we're coming.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I was disappointed that the original throw happened before we started.
[SPEAKER_03]: But now he's treating America to what I got to see.
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't even see the throw the first time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you had gone, but you're back now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, now ladies and gentlemen, I'll do it like Jim Bohanon, and now here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: Madison, how's your printer?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that looks good.
[SPEAKER_05]: That looks good.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now I want people to know that we were ready to go on time.
[SPEAKER_03]: But we add a little price to show.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yeah, you were.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm not, and I have a new rule in our house.
[SPEAKER_05]: Little efforts aren't able to get into my office and use the one printer.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've purchased Mrs. Oh, Mara, two printers in the last five years.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you, you're loony.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they're not, there's not a family printer.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's my business printer.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's now toast.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because I'm not using that printer brand anymore.
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you just going to leave that up for someone else to know I have to do it myself Pat I don't know what you think I'm going to get the friggin made to pick it up Do you think that's what I'm going to do?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I mean put it back on the table and wait until someone else has to print something
[SPEAKER_05]: Now I got to go replace, but I mean, it's just a drag, man.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's just, you know, it sucks the most is you boy.
[SPEAKER_05]: The Epson, they all have their issues.
[SPEAKER_05]: They all suck.
[SPEAKER_05]: You look Packard, Epson, Canon, all of them.
[SPEAKER_05]: They suck.
[SPEAKER_05]: They probably suck and I don't want to print crap anymore.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I will not be printing crap anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: The saddest thing, Mike, is that you just bought ink for it before you destroyed it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, sixty-two dollar cartridge of ink money gone and you know what, absent can kiss my ass.
[SPEAKER_05]: That will be going out of the company account and into my personal account.
[SPEAKER_05]: Two day, I am embezzling sixty-two dollars today.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll write you a check.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, you don't have to write me a check.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can do it with a button.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, yes, just a button.
[SPEAKER_05]: A button.
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you a sixty-two dollar button?
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure, you go into uh...
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you going to get a new printer or is it time to go digital paper?
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's got to be digital.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I hate it, but I don't.
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's just, it's just a question when you say, I think iPads are now probably cheaper than a printer.
[SPEAKER_05]: You probably right.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're probably right.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I probably should, you know, do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: You get an iPad free if you buy a Tesla.
[SPEAKER_03]: It comes right with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: So there'll be a good chance to get a new car as well.
[SPEAKER_02]: As you are, why would you take your way to see that?
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what, I want to talk about it today.
[SPEAKER_05]: What, did you go to the doctor?
[SPEAKER_05]: I did.
[SPEAKER_05]: Would you want to talk about it now?
[SPEAKER_03]: I can, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, you've got a beautiful tan.
[SPEAKER_05]: Were you out in the summer without sunscreen again?
[SPEAKER_03]: Why don't like sunscreen, Mike?
[SPEAKER_02]: I think I think there is to be a guessing game of what's wrong with Rob now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I went to the doctor, you know, I was battling a cough, uh, most, uh, just allergies.
[SPEAKER_03]: Most notably during the, uh, during the bonus show, actually there are allergies because there are watering.
[SPEAKER_05]: I say, but you've got something serious.
[SPEAKER_03]: There were no allergies in my amy.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I get to the doctor.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's usually this time of year or not.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she starts checking me out.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she says, hmm, have you had pneumonia?
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, yeah, a couple of times.
[SPEAKER_03]: She says, well, it doesn't sound like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's get you an X-ray that makes this.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: But she said, to make sure, let's get an X-ray.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I go on and get a chest X-ray.
[SPEAKER_03]: And with almost delightedness, she comes in and she says, hey,
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you know you have schooliosis?
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, yeah, I do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a gift from my mother.
[SPEAKER_03]: What about my lung?
[SPEAKER_03]: She says, nope, you don't have any pneumonia.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think, did she say you might have had it?
[SPEAKER_05]: At some point, I mean, you were dealing with somebody else in the family and you probably were ignoring your health in a different way than you normally.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's actually something that brought up.
[SPEAKER_03]: She says, what have you been doing lately that might have caused this?
[SPEAKER_03]: And I mentioned that I was caring for my dying father.
[SPEAKER_03]: And she said, oh, so you're,
[SPEAKER_03]: your resistance might be worn down a bit.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, yeah, I would think so.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a chance.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it sounds like a real rocker.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is this a real doctor?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's patient first.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a real doctor within a mythical setting.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how it was.
[SPEAKER_03]: Was that me?
[SPEAKER_03]: It'd be that CBS boost.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, no, because patient first is one of those like minute clinics.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's, uh, I think it has to, if you saw a real doctor, yeah, but I'm saying that I don't necessarily enjoy the setting because it is very factory.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it because of the quality of care?
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, there, I've actually always gotten good care there, but
[SPEAKER_03]: The thing, to try to get a doctor's appointment with a GP, it's a month, it's three weeks.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know, you can go on a waiting list, which I did.
[SPEAKER_03]: And no help there.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I go in, and she says, you know what it is, it's bronchitis.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, that's new.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know that I've ever had bronchitis before.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have chronic bronchitis.
[SPEAKER_05]: You have it every year.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, maybe I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's never been diagnosed with bronchitis.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why are you the first one?
[SPEAKER_03]: When I come to you, you're relatively smart guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why do you not?
[SPEAKER_03]: You get this every year.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but it's never been diagnosed as bronchitis before.
[SPEAKER_03]: It usually is a sinus infection.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how it normally works.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, so she says also, you have a slight fever, like 99.5 when I sat down there.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, yeah, I've had a little fever this week, but you take the stairs.
[SPEAKER_03]: because that would make me sick, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, they would make your temperature go up.
[SPEAKER_03]: So no, like, the minute clinic is like a rambler.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's all one level.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I go and she says, have you had a fever this week?
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, yeah, a little one at night, it gets worse at times.
[SPEAKER_03]: She said, like, how bad I said, well, Wednesday and Thursday night I was shivering.
[SPEAKER_03]: She says, well, that's not good.
[SPEAKER_03]: You've got an infection somewhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: And but I said every morning when I wake up, I'm fine, temperatures normal, not shivering, and I assume it's gone.
[SPEAKER_03]: So she said, here's what we're going to do for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to give you Augmenton, which is a great, great kick-ass antibiotics.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think they said there's a, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: What, okay, now what's wrong with that?
[SPEAKER_03]: No then just that no you there's not my favorite not my favorite You have a favorite antibiotic?
[SPEAKER_05]: No This is a favorite.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because I had a reaction to it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, but that's all right long time ago long time ago The idea reaction Well, it's not all that good for issues of the gut
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's true.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's, that's why you need to take probiotics with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, maybe.
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_03]: But then for the first time in my life to my knowledge, I was prescribed steroids.
[SPEAKER_03]: Prednisone and it was amazing that probably was in
[SPEAKER_03]: three or four hours of the first dose, the coughing had stopped probably 90%.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was really cool how fast it worked.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I then realized when I went to bed, two side effects of steroids, one is, it will keep you up at night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Even if you're tired, you won't be able to sleep.
[SPEAKER_05]: Make it a toughie, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well like Jerry got really perfect.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that was a that was a that was Madraw that was a story.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you give you Madraw?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, this is prednisone, but I'm only on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a it's a six week flight.
[SPEAKER_03]: Our six day flight.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, and it depends on you, but you're only on it for six weeks.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_02]: But what's the steroids and the Mars man?
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just ready for the void rage.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, I'm so I'm laying in bed on Friday night and I am starved and I look at the clock and it's like 230 I like if I could just get to let me go downstairs and see if there's something to eat
[SPEAKER_03]: So I go down what happened.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you avail yourself of Mike this will this will make you laugh as it starts the first thing I saw in the fridge was ahead of cabbages Con that might be good That's initiative.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's that because that requires little preparation.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can just like bite into it like an apple
[SPEAKER_03]: got out the cutting board and shredded up some cabbage aided it was great, but basically Mike, unrewarding, unrewarding, yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: What did you do?
[SPEAKER_05]: You cut up the cabbage and didn't did you cook it?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I just ate raw, I like raw cabbage.
[SPEAKER_02]: Did you use a dress or anything?
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope, I guess that's Coleslaw.
[SPEAKER_05]: Essentially, you know, that's what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I ate maybe a quarter of a head of cabbage.
[SPEAKER_03]: And as I said, unsatisfying.
[SPEAKER_03]: Meaningless.
[SPEAKER_05]: I can't imagine why that would be unsatisfying.
[SPEAKER_03]: So then I looked around and more I said oh you know we haven't here we have Greek yogurt and that has probiotics so I probably should be having it anyway.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now it's three in the morning and I'm rustling around and I find ah we've got some honey that'll make it nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh frozen blueberries and so I get out the blender smoothie.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did it was so good that then I made another smoothie with strawberries and still
[SPEAKER_03]: unsatisfied you found it myself you can run your blender at three in the morning and not wake up other people That's so that was the only thing that was that was where the most shame was the sound of the blender Because I didn't want anyone to come down stairs and say what the hell are you doing at three in the morning with the blender?
[SPEAKER_05]: Did all some somebody would be awake into by that
[SPEAKER_03]: No, because the Doris shot, it's on another floor.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the house doesn't, the sound doesn't carry much of that.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the dogs did come down to look at me.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I have to choose smoothies.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I sat down and I was proud of myself watching a new show on Netflix called Something Very Bad is going to happen.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this is not bad, it's now the last three in the morning on Saturday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Friday.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, Friday going into Saturday.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're exactly right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: And so I have them Monti's and you went for cabbage and a smoothie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, two smoothies.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I said, oh, you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm still a little bit hungry.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the dogs are now seated at either side of me because they know I'm going to eat again.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they'll probably get something.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that you went at a quarter head of cabbage and two smoothies and you're still hungry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, what time is it now now it's like 330 and I'm like four episodes into the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's great show and I said, you know what I and this is awkward Do you think this is the steroids doing this?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I've never done this before like get up I'm not even like a midnight snacker.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I Have to thank one of our listeners in Texas his name is Darrell Avery
[SPEAKER_03]: Daryl was kind enough in my time of mourning to send me two boxes of blueberry cereal, which I thought was a lovely gesture, thank you, Neural.
[SPEAKER_03]: But now I'm down to one box of blueberry cereal because I also ate a box of blueberry cereal, and then I was full and then I went to bed.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's good for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_03]: The whole box that wants?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, all but like one bowl.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I left some and I had that the next morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: And remember the mark, Mike, if you're eating too much blueberry, I've seen this before.
[SPEAKER_05]: It makes you poop blue.
[SPEAKER_03]: No green because it makes this with bread.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I've all the stuff for you eight.
[SPEAKER_05]: All the stuff you ate.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was the, that was the only really truly unhealthy thing that you ate.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but the most satisfying.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think cereal, you know, they're, they talk about a lot of things that aren't satisfying.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Say, for example, a regular McDonald's hamburger, eat one of those in ten minutes.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're, you're going to be hungry.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not going to count.
[SPEAKER_05]: But if you have a really good bowl of cereal or two,
[SPEAKER_05]: that will fill you up good in my humble opinion.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the first two bulls had banana in them.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would see him that's even more filling point.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, two big bulls with bananas with bananas.
[SPEAKER_05]: So was that too full of bananas?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, and banana.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was half for each.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: So one banana for two bulls is serious.
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: Perfectly.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So.
[SPEAKER_03]: And plus taste and the cabbage.
[SPEAKER_05]: And the cabbage.
[SPEAKER_05]: How long did they think you'd had a bronchitis because you've been dealing with this a long time?
[SPEAKER_05]: Did you were you honest with your doctor about?
[SPEAKER_03]: I said I was coughing in Florida three weeks ago, and she also said that it probably has something to do with an infection in your body.
[SPEAKER_03]: So they worked together, but steroids are fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: They worked really fast.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so I'm better.
[SPEAKER_03]: I told Josh, I feel better today.
[SPEAKER_05]: You said I happened with Sam like your week a little bit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Your voice is my be a little week.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but I mean as far as I feel, I feel great.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, good.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, that's good.
[SPEAKER_05]: So you've been treated and that's I'm glad you got medical attention and I think that's that's a very good thing that you don't care of that you know sleeping better after that night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and I got up and the cabbage worked.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll just say that you know, cabbage and blueberry misses Mrs. Romara can help you if you're having trouble with the sleep, you know.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not, I'm taking this thing called Somora Lennon.
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you ever heard of it?
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's really cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's good.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's really helped.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's helped my sleep an awful lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I get all those stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: When you work for a telehealth company, they are not only, it's like every week it seems they're coming up with some little thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm an experimental.
[SPEAKER_05]: If I grow like a third eye one day, you'll know that something got to me, but it's fun.
[SPEAKER_03]: I used to when I had trouble sleeping some years ago, I used a product called Smernoth, and that helped me sleep.
[SPEAKER_05]: See, there's nothing that makes me sleep worse than alcohol, which is really, really incredible.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then you weren't drinking enough, because you drew to the point of passing out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, no, you sleep until you're no longer affected by the alcohol, and then you wake up.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's like if you take Nyquel to early, and you wake up at like three in the morning, and you can't do anything, but get up,
[SPEAKER_05]: you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I suppose so, but taking medical advice for me, that was not a real kind of a slip of a slip.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't take knife will anymore.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not allowed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't take etc.
[SPEAKER_03]: And any more, not allowed.
[SPEAKER_05]: Why not, etc.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because of there are three different pain killers in one of them taxes your liver.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's I'd be fine.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I've got you and does.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so, yeah, what I need to sleep, I just need cabbage.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, you're, I look with what you've been through, I can understand all this, this going on.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it sounds like I think you've always been, you've been pretty good about getting medical help when you needed it, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, you don't, you don't ignore.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, I mean, there was, I don't know that necessarily healthy lifestyle as far as, you know, I mean, I think that I'm still down 85 pounds from when I had my liver issues.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I mean, I was, I have put on a little way, but still you look good the last time I saw you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, yeah, but I just need to.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you do, Mike.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think, yeah, but I mean, I'm not, I don't consider myself somebody that,
[SPEAKER_05]: you know, is obsessed with eating correctly.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've been in a holding pattern way too long, and I know what I have to do, and I choose not to, and I mean, you know, it's their people that are obsessed with it, and you can tell the way they look.
[SPEAKER_05]: The vast majority of Americans aren't, but I also think that there are ways of
[SPEAKER_05]: There are people that ignore it and if you ignore it, you're on a slippery slope and it has to be in touch, you know, you could have like gone a long time and said allergies and that would have been, you know, look, I know because my old man had chronic.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bronchitis, which is a precursor to like C.O.P.D.
[SPEAKER_05]: to that was that mentioned at all.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's true.
[SPEAKER_05]: Did they do any kind of breathing analysis on you at all?
[SPEAKER_05]: Were you, you had the little meter that you breathe in too?
[SPEAKER_03]: Didn't do a meter.
[SPEAKER_03]: She did check my lungs with the Steffo scope while I was breathing.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would, you know, the next thing I got earlier.
[SPEAKER_05]: You go to your regular doctor.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would, you know, give them the low down.
[SPEAKER_03]: I will.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I have an appointment.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's in fall of 28.
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll be just for you and for that every film.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I actually have an appointment.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think at the end of April.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I will bring it up then.
[SPEAKER_03]: But, you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I am a champion of steroids right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I saw it on my son when he had cancer.
[SPEAKER_03]: The amount of food he ate was extraordinary.
[SPEAKER_03]: For a three-year-old, I have a picture of him eating a piece of pizza from Uno, a huge piece of pizza, and cradling a jar of peanuts like a teddy bear.
[SPEAKER_05]: who know is the pizza chain in the DC area.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Chicago is the national chain.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not even sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it was national.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it might have been, but it, uh, they were prided on the thickness and the, yeah, yeah, it was a big, big, big piece of pizza.
[SPEAKER_05]: So do you guys want to know about my baseball prediction for my legitimate baseball prediction for, and it has nothing to do with who will win the world series?
[SPEAKER_05]: Or do you want to hear about the early morning shopping trip with two 12-year-olds?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'd like to ultimately hear both, but I think the most pressing story is the shopping story.
[SPEAKER_05]: So the reason my printer got messed up in the first place is because Michael had his buddy Nick over.
[SPEAKER_05]: And Nick is a really good ball player, good athlete actually, and their thickest thieves and after practice on Saturday, they both came over here and they did an overnight.
[SPEAKER_05]: And there are friends that come over to Michael's house
[SPEAKER_05]: None of them are like turbo needy at this age, but there are certain ones where they're talking to you more than you would like them to, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_05]: Where they're in and out and the kids aren't doing their own thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's more like, can you, can you, can you, do you have can you ask them?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so they're asking stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're not just like making coffee for such the needy level.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're a needy and they're a Nick and Michael when they get together.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is a
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, good.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm talking hours and most of Michael's friends are non needy.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's hours.
[SPEAKER_05]: But you never know what they're really up to you and be kid.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I don't think my generation was.
[SPEAKER_05]: You couldn't be.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're thrown outside.
[SPEAKER_05]: We were outside all day.
[SPEAKER_05]: We were more self-sufficient than today's generation.
[SPEAKER_05]: Much more so.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did spend a lot of time talking to parents as a kid.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like you did.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like grown-ups.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Rob was totally the type of kid that would show up at the house even if the kids aren't home.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just to talk to the parents.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that's a kind of that new neighbor might have happened so we go they're not any and what they were doing yes they were he was revisiting the dog walking business that he likes and they put together a flyer for the neighborhood and they got two clients on Saturday and it was really stormy down here so they did their dog walking right in the middle of the storm which is pretty dangerous but you know they were actually if it's a metal dog
[SPEAKER_05]: It was a metal dog that got you know, it really was cool, but they taxed my printer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but they made like 30 bucks In an afternoon and they were really excited about it and then almost pays for ink It almost pays for me and this reminds me we should thank our announcer dog Walker who does all of us dog walk
[SPEAKER_05]: So at the end of this hole and they're bringing out the flyer to show it and that's no needy.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's just look what we've done to say.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, that's cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I could just look at their pictures on those phenomenal.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Great flyer.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then after the day was over, someone was going down and they both come out and they stand in the doorway and they're both, you can always tell when a kid wants something or is going to ask for something because they assume a subservient demeanor.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they hover without this where there was no hovering where they just came around and say, when I get dad, there's the tone right there at that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dad.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And they're both standing right next to each other.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: And but it's a totally with my schedule and completely reasonable request.
[SPEAKER_05]: The dad tomorrow morning.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dad wake up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dad tomorrow morning.
[SPEAKER_05]: early because that's when the I wrote them down.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's when the squishy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Needos fidgets come out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I've heard of the squishies.
[SPEAKER_05]: Josh knows what I'm talking about.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like they're they're just a plastic rubber with a line to outside of five below for these things.
[SPEAKER_05]: They are nuts.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so I'm like, I'm going to be up six a.m. anyway, even on a Sunday, no problem at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the, well, you were
[SPEAKER_05]: hell no.
[SPEAKER_05]: If you're a kid and you ask me anything when I'm conscious that requires me just driving somewhere, you got an 89 to 90% chance of success.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to be in for the evening.
[SPEAKER_05]: You love to drive.
[SPEAKER_05]: You really do.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't mind hauling them around.
[SPEAKER_05]: I do most of the driving for school pickup and practices and stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: I remember this is I like sitting and watching them.
[SPEAKER_03]: that era of childhood is great because if you can get two of them in the car together and you play it quiet, you hear the best stuff.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because they're talking and they're excited.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a fun thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: And he rolls in maybe seven o'clock.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was sleeping.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was actually, I was gone back to sleep and I was kind of out on Saturday morning and it's up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Get over there
[SPEAKER_05]: And as we roll into the amount of, well, I just drop them off at the front and they're off.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's a treatment.
[SPEAKER_05]: And then I circle around and I park in the handicap spots sideways, so that if anybody comes by and zip right out, but nobody comes by at that hour of the morning.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I wait and I wait and it's going a long time.
[SPEAKER_05]: And when it goes a long time, that one thing about kids, if they are in a store, looking for something and it's not there, it's instant.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're out that door like in five seconds.
[SPEAKER_05]: But obviously they found something.
[SPEAKER_05]: Finally, I think 10 minutes goes by 15, maybe, and through the doors, if I had a video of this, and I could have slowed it down, it would resemble it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_05]: like they have hit the mother load and then you would think of the two who's got the greedy chip well of course it's my kid.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because this is because under the heading of you can never get enough of what won't satisfy you there's a picture of Omar is there, you know, it's like keep going keep going keep going and and it's not anything you've taught him it's in the mouth.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, and it's a dad.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dad, can we go early to the, to the, the target and I might, I said, you got like $7 left.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so he manages to pry another 10 bucks out of my hands and the 70s got and it's off to off to the target.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, this is, this is more of an investment because you're not landed Jason to a target.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like you are all driving up the road.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is 15 minutes up the road to the tarjay and you know, I don't go to target a lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't like the experience.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I used to argue vehemently the target was so much better than Walmart.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, now the one right around the corner is the Marta Ball, which still sucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: But you've gotten to know it.
[SPEAKER_05]: That helps.
[SPEAKER_05]: By the way, I didn't go into the weeds about this printer issue this morning because I'm so done with it.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's why I decided to destroy my printer, but I'm telling you that I opened up one of these little packets.
[SPEAKER_05]: of the ink cartridge.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they come wrapped in foil.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hermetic seal.
[SPEAKER_05]: You see, they've got one, two, three.
[SPEAKER_05]: Three colors on it, and I opened it up.
[SPEAKER_05]: And inside, there's a black one, too.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they're four cartridges, and three of the four were wrapped.
[SPEAKER_05]: the one that was empty, the magenta one was unwrapped.
[SPEAKER_03]: So is a return it?
[SPEAKER_05]: And it looked as though this had been right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, then there's no reason for you not to return it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: I've been fishing out from the wreckage, the printer cartridges that are there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I should see like an episode of the pit with you going in there trying to extract the encartages.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they come out of the tarjay, much, much quicker time, and all they have are carrots, and they're hysterical, because they're both carrying the squishy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, squishy, I thought you meant like, and it was wrong.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, at that hour, it's 7.30.
[SPEAKER_05]: Quarter of eight, eight o'clock, maybe eight a.m. on a Sunday morning, and I'm saying to myself, and I don't want to be ridiculously
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm saying to myself, there's just nothing quite as good.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's nothing quite as innocent.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's nothing quite.
[SPEAKER_05]: And this innocent is going to be gone in about an hour.
[SPEAKER_05]: So I am taking to bring you on.
[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know why.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'll mess around with his when he hands it to me.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not after he's been in school all day.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like all the, you know, the little, you know, nose pickers on it all day long.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to deal with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have another word that involves beaters that I always say.
[SPEAKER_05]: But that'll be for older or maybe not.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't I don't want to sell the innocence.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, but when you buy that many squishy things
[SPEAKER_05]: He's got to be thinking of reselling them, uh, maybe, but I'm not 100% sure, you know, as why would he need three characters?
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, if you, if you've, if you've, no, they've got two characters.
[SPEAKER_02]: They've got two characters.
[SPEAKER_02]: You've got a nice squishy pillow if you fill up a pillow case.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, did you, is this something some insight you want to offer on this?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
[SPEAKER_05]: And he's done it like three different times with three different kids that it just goes by the bite.
[SPEAKER_05]: He keeps losing the dogs.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just go missing.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know?
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe he's like Jeffrey Dahmer.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe he's got three dogs going.
[SPEAKER_05]: Dahmer.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on.
[SPEAKER_05]: Say, could stop it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, is that the squishy factory calling you?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it's not.
[SPEAKER_05]: The other thing I wanted to say, and I don't mean to put the kiss of death on a particular baseball team.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: My 20, 26 baseball prediction.
[SPEAKER_05]: will be much better this season than the Boston Red Sox.
[SPEAKER_05]: Much better.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's right.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think you're, I think he's filled with optimism.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, he should be.
[SPEAKER_02]: I am.
[SPEAKER_05]: What is, I haven't even been following and how have they started?
[SPEAKER_05]: Have the how is there opening to the season back?
[SPEAKER_05]: Two in one.
[SPEAKER_05]: Two in one, Red Sox, one and two.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think that's the way the season's gonna go.
[SPEAKER_05]: In my humble opinion, because I have the Red Sox didn't do diddly, biddly in the office.
[SPEAKER_02]: Have you, have you been watching the games?
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you like I love the ball's and strikes challenge the ball's and strikes here the only thing I think It ought to be true is it ought to be permanent.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think they ought to be able to do it But that again I guess if they did it that way hold on or what is ball tell you in a second Okay, if they did it that way Josh then it would probably be every call and he can't have that right They know you can the way you do it permanently is it's just in the Empire's ear and every time it tells you
[SPEAKER_02]: So he doesn't make the decision.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's how you do it permanently.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think maybe that might be a good idea So is that a computer is a way to read the right thing?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a call.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a computer program that measures where the ball is in the strike zone And they get how many challenges do they get three?
[SPEAKER_02]: They get three, but then they only lose a challenge if it's wrong so they can keep it out.
[SPEAKER_05]: So they get three and it kind of thing with football
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but baseball has done it where it's so fast.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, the player tops in our head.
[SPEAKER_02]: They quickly say.
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, it was a strike.
[SPEAKER_05]: And what's cool in baseball is that on the scoreboard, they post the video of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: And everybody reacts at the same time when you see whether the ball is inside or outside the strike zone and it ends up being part of the game.
[SPEAKER_05]: of the game and it's fun and that's the thing that's really good that it's actually fun to see hey did my my guy's challenge work or did it not work and I think that's really cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really enjoy that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I enjoy that part.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're going to like it Josh this season with the new scoreboard at a camera.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh tell me about that so so you haven't you haven't been yet to a campaign yards but that even from a distance I actually dove in and tried to find more video and by the way
[SPEAKER_05]: you know it's amazing what you can't find you know you think the Orioles PR department would like put out a decent video of that being revealed no they would have done it if they had hired Josh yeah yeah exactly thank you right might have had some issues with the governor being booed is they unveiled it
[SPEAKER_02]: But they did do hold on democratic governor.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, of course.
[SPEAKER_05]: You wouldn't have mentioned otherwise.
[SPEAKER_05]: Go ahead.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, you wouldn't have.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, you would not have.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at the joy.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would have had a crack governor.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the way they say.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, democrat not democratic.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, what's his name this governor?
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, uh, more.
[SPEAKER_03]: Westmore.
[SPEAKER_05]: Westmore.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, Governor Westmore or is it West, like, Wesley more?
[SPEAKER_03]: His name is more.
[SPEAKER_03]: Morris, the last name.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, this Westmore would be a good name, too.
[SPEAKER_05]: You want any kind of medication today?
[SPEAKER_05]: That's my question.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't even mention that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't even mention that I got the good costs for him, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: OK. That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not on it, not this morning, but I got it.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
[SPEAKER_02]: They did a neat job unveiling it where they digitally put on the screen and image, where they made it for the whole pregame, look like the old scoreboard.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then I unveil it by showing how massive it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Very, very cool job.
[SPEAKER_05]: Very cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that's part of the thing too, where that you can tell when a team is committed to their fan base.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you can also tell when a organization is complacent.
[SPEAKER_05]: And one of the things that go along with a team winning is stuff like that, I know you might not think it's that important.
[SPEAKER_02]: You've been asking for a new stadium in Boston for a hundred years.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, not a new stadium, but it would be nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: It would be nice to have these continuing upgrades and they're doing that at Camden yards and Baltimore.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that to me is an organization that gives us.
[SPEAKER_02]: It is new ownership.
[SPEAKER_02]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_02]: Two years ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: Has Finnway gotten rid of the troughs yet?
[SPEAKER_05]: The P-troughs?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not even sure whether they have.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would match it.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're gone.
[SPEAKER_03]: The last time I used one was at a Mary weather post-pavilion.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now, what Robbs referring to in case you're not in the new is the, uh, it's a urinal that is a collective urinal that goes left to right.
[SPEAKER_05]: And so if you are peeing at the end of the row on the right, you're going to be watching everybody else's pee go by you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hi, Dave.
[SPEAKER_02]: So many friends.
[SPEAKER_02]: Hopefully you get it early enough that there's still plenty of ice.
[SPEAKER_05]: So it's coming.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I forgot about the ice too, which is a real deodorant.
[SPEAKER_05]: Putting ice in it.
[SPEAKER_02]: And by the way, when I went to my steps on last week, I was telling them about that.
[SPEAKER_05]: When I'm in those places, I like to go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just stand there and if there's a guy next to me, I'll let you go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hi.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So, uh, yeah, there's my prediction.
[SPEAKER_05]: I know I don't know whether the Orioles are going to finish uh, you know, in the money or not, but I think they are going to finish better than the Boston.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is your, it's too early to get your full, like statistical prediction.
[SPEAKER_05]: But how do you think if all the, the, the, the red socks are going to suck.
[SPEAKER_03]: Will they be able to close out the season 500?
[SPEAKER_02]: Will they five out of each?
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_02]: I think red socks will be third place.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think they'll make it into the playoffs.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think they suck.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think they could have been much better.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I think they missed out on the player they needed to get.
[SPEAKER_05]: And that player was acquired by the Baltimore Orioles.
[SPEAKER_05]: Pete Alonzo.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Pretty nice.
[SPEAKER_05]: Look at his smugglers.
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at these various things.
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm right.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I'm right.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yeah, you Orioles were the team with the big star.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_05]: You got Pete Alonzo.
[SPEAKER_04]: We got King of Durban.
[SPEAKER_03]: I would like to, at this point, predict all three feet of them.
[SPEAKER_03]: March 30, 9, 19 AM, Eastern time.
[SPEAKER_03]: The Boston Red Sox are going to be the world champions this year.
[SPEAKER_05]: Gary Tee, you're not taking my thing, that's my thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not saying it, I'm not saying it this year.
[SPEAKER_05]: and they're not many years that I don't say they're going to win the world series.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like it's what you usually tell us about the all-star break.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would say it like before 2004 all-star.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's fun.
[SPEAKER_05]: I liked it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really, I really do.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my, we're up on a break.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my God, the break.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry about that, but we don't have any news coming up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, I'm going to try to cobble it together because that's what I do.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's the thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Young broadcasts are not a realized.
[SPEAKER_05]: When you have an opportunity, you do the very best you can.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll be right back, everybody.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Welcome back to the Michael Mary show hit the news we're ready to go right go go go This is a new bit Josh it's called cobbled together to this yeah We are a about a year or so into the great American protein craze could this
[SPEAKER_05]: could this next thing here be the thing that finally kills it?
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think so, and let me tell you why I don't think so.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think so, because I'm not a risk to this.
[SPEAKER_05]: You might be grossed out, I'm not.
[SPEAKER_05]: People on TikTok are hyping a new trend where you add protein.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yum, to your morning by dumping yogurt into your coffee.
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[SPEAKER_05]: So, they're doing a trendy put yogurt in your morning coffee and people, some people are doing even doing it with flavored yogurt.
[SPEAKER_05]: The guy who started it is a content creator and he's a gym guy, his name is Jordan.
[SPEAKER_05]: Bernstein, his original recipe was cold brew Greek yogurt and coconut water.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now that's making me a little nauseous.
[SPEAKER_05]: He since started adding salt and 12 shakes of cinnamon, but I think if you got a vanilla flavored yogurt, if you have a chocolate of that in your content.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't sound much different than some of the weird drinks at Starbucks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, absolutely.
[SPEAKER_05]: uh... you can do it if you won't be able to do it but i thought i put a stake in my he's not the only one to do it uh... there's a vietnamese drink involving co-opying yogurt which has been around for a long time the reviews are mixed the most sensible person in the comments had this to say just drink the coffee and have yogurt on the side the oh aren't i smart i don't know i mean do whatever you want it makes sense uh... you know if you need protein get up at three in the morning and make smoothies
[SPEAKER_05]: are you okay sometimes when you get that you know Ron you never breathe well anyway when you're a broadcast you run out of air when you're like speaking so much and then with your prime calls are multiple well no I mean you know how you do right yeah we're Rob will say well what I suggest is that you just have a
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[SPEAKER_05]: Ladies and gentlemen, if you're flying soon, it might have crossed your mind to get into the TSA line a bunch of hours early, but airports don't want that.
[SPEAKER_05]: John Glenn Columbus International Airport and Ohio says, no need to arrive three to four hours early.
[SPEAKER_05]: We promise 90 minutes does the trick.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I got a stop before, but hold it.
[SPEAKER_05]: The whole stress relieving idea of getting to the airport early is to take the crap out of it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_05]: And now they're saying, no, we want you to be in convenience.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, they want, they want people to come in a more like a regular stream.
[SPEAKER_03]: Consental trading.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's taking all the stress off them.
[SPEAKER_03]: When I flew back from Miami, I got to the airport.
[SPEAKER_03]: two hours forty five minutes early.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think you got perfect.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think that was great.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got through in twenty minutes.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I loved having two hours.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because when you got to the airport, it probably wasn't that rush time that your flight was scheduled.
[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, you know what they said.
[SPEAKER_02]: Be the one who I was saying four hours.
[SPEAKER_05]: for hours early.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll see that.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think four hours early.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're guaranteed to get, you know, that's perfect.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if you want to totally, but it's still crazy when you think about adding it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Very good Marshall.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, very good Marshall Baltimore, Washington International Airport says, for here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Arriving two early can actually create longer lines right when we open.
[SPEAKER_05]: Spacing out arrival times helps keep things moving.
[SPEAKER_03]: The airport has organized your people better so you can handle what your job is.
[SPEAKER_05]: I agree with you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I come the day before airport has been able to keep lines managed.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, and it makes sense that everyone arriving right as security opens for the day would create long lines.
[SPEAKER_05]: The problem is, uh, but won't wait a minute.
[SPEAKER_05]: If it when they open, it's crack a dawn anyway.
[SPEAKER_05]: And most people don't get there at the crack a dawn.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're right, you're right, the problem is some bigger airports have not been able to keep the people moving through checkpoints and TSA lines at some of them have been more than two hours long just to get through security.
[SPEAKER_05]: In fact, some enterprising people are working as a place holding concierge service.
[SPEAKER_02]: That makes sense because BWI showed lines outside and like down the pickup area.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but we shouldn't be handling this like pirates of the Caribbean where you hire someone to wait in line for you I think it's time to just get rid of it all together Go back to security at all.
[SPEAKER_02]: Just get get on the plane.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and with everything going on in the middle He's it's good timing for that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, another entrepreneur is willing to travel to several airports to stand in line But you got to pay him an advance and that's more expensive 600 to $1,200
[SPEAKER_05]: Depending on how far away the airport is, and he needs a week's notice, well, he can kiss my Irish bag.
[SPEAKER_02]: Who goes down in line tomorrow?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, look, I think the whole problem now with a homeland security, with the longest partial shutdown in U.S. history, there might be an end in sight, but it depends on how long this is going to go on.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, and they all just took their two weeks off for Easter.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we have two more weeks.
[SPEAKER_05]: And by the way, when they brought the Ice Agents into the airport's tech help, right, did the Ice Agents actually help with the screaming or anything?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, they didn't they just stand around looking tough like they do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's their thing to do on security.
[SPEAKER_05]: I saw a lot of them at Hudson News.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hudson News where you can get a very over-priced book.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love the $9 bag of him and absolutely yummy yummy love in my tummy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Tiger Woods flipped another vehicle on Friday afternoon.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was driving his land rover to high rate of speed, neary his home in Jupiter, Florida when he tried to pass a truck pulling a trailer and he clipped it and the rover ended up on its side.
[SPEAKER_05]: But Tiger was able to crawl out the passenger door.
[SPEAKER_05]: Police said Tiger showed signs of impairment.
[SPEAKER_05]: He blew zero on a breathalyzer test.
[SPEAKER_05]: However, he refused to take a blood test.
[SPEAKER_05]: So there's no word on what.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, look, I think there's a good chance, perhaps if he was under the influence it was painkillers, because of all the crap he's gone through, does it mean it's right?
[SPEAKER_05]: And he's never had to say this before.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's positive.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like his fourth car is rolling.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, tiger.
[SPEAKER_05]: You're a gazillionaire.
[SPEAKER_05]: Give a goddamn drive for me.
[SPEAKER_02]: by a Tesla and let it do the driving.
[SPEAKER_02]: There's four ways to not drive and paired than ever before.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Guy at the baseball practice the other night said, do you hear about the Tesla that be headed home this guy?
[SPEAKER_05]: Everybody's got everybody in America.
[SPEAKER_05]: What?
[SPEAKER_05]: Self-driving, homeless guy on the side of the highway.
[SPEAKER_05]: The Tesla swirves to avoid a car that jammed its brakes on and hit and hit.
[SPEAKER_05]: There's no one was going to look.
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't ask me where I heard it.
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think the computer did like a little evaluation of worst case scenario, do I have a homeless guy or a tall car accident?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, my driver.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I don't think it did that kind of calculation.
[SPEAKER_05]: It just avoided the collision.
[SPEAKER_05]: And collision avoidance with a guy that was on a major interstate may be resulted in that.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I don't have any real details on that.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm not going to start.
[SPEAKER_05]: My poo pooing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you get the tiger news bite?
[SPEAKER_03]: I sent you.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, I did not.
[SPEAKER_03]: OK, I can play for you now.
[UNKNOWN]: OK, please.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was, I have a tiger rob was playing in the background there, which I thought was pretty interesting.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, look, more details as they become available.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because Tesla is not tiger, let them drive you.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, you know, I mean, but maybe he likes to drive fast, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, this morning I saw that the secret service has already banned tiger from driving the grandkids around because he's dating like a Trump relative or something.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah, and now he's dating a, uh, ex, isn't he dating the ex of the Donald Junior?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, he's dating Baron, isn't he?
[SPEAKER_02]: No, but enough that the secret service is involved and when Tiger's going out with the family, they drive the kids, okay, because they, they don't trust Tiger to drive.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, let's hit that, uh, wish, thank you for doing one more shot today.
[SPEAKER_05]: Tiger Woods Rob Schneider, not funny.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well known nozzle.
[SPEAKER_05]: He thinks he's got it all figured out now that he's going full political.
[SPEAKER_03]: That was just angle right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is this thing latest thing that we need to draft.
[SPEAKER_05]: We need everybody at 18 according to Rob Schneider to serve their country.
[SPEAKER_05]: He believes that every American should begin two years of mandatory
[SPEAKER_05]: he's never served in the military of course not yeah but he has managed to uh tank a lot of really really potentially funnier movies yeah i agree the last one i remember the wrong missy where he just chewed the scenery up you know when you have it all he was the boat captain
[SPEAKER_05]: with the fingers chewed on.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And of course, that's a funny bit anyway.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you know what makes it funnier?
[SPEAKER_05]: It works.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's funnier if you try to ignore it.
[SPEAKER_05]: Underplay it.
[SPEAKER_05]: But Rob Schneider was practically waving it.
[SPEAKER_06]: Like ten epic cameras.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: But Dennis owns it because it's real.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because it's real.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's ruined so many Adam Sandler joins.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, because for some reason, Adam Sandler remains faithful to Rob Schneider.
[SPEAKER_05]: He thinks that it'll unite people to serve regardless of race, creed, or religion.
[SPEAKER_05]: It would also teach them physical fitness.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because he looks like he's quite a special man to help.
[SPEAKER_05]: And how truly great their country is.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you think, all right, let me ask you this.
[SPEAKER_05]: You think this is real, this pandering, the red, white and blue, the weight of the flag, or do you think he's just trying to keep his career alive?
[SPEAKER_03]: He's trying to keep his career alive.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think it's real because he's going the wrong direction to keep the career alive.
[SPEAKER_03]: How is this like that and he's real.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's just real stupid.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because it's not a good man.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's not funny either.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's never has been never has been.
[SPEAKER_05]: But he's buddies with Sandler.
[SPEAKER_05]: So he gets put in all of Sandler's movies, which is, you know, really cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: But you're right about the wrong message.
[SPEAKER_05]: That wasn't great movie.
[SPEAKER_05]: There is, oh, I need my swish.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, of course.
[SPEAKER_05]: No problem.
[SPEAKER_05]: There is a rumor on social media that
[SPEAKER_05]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're saying that they are adding, what are they adding?
[SPEAKER_05]: Water to it.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: Water.
[SPEAKER_03]: It wouldn't be.
[SPEAKER_05]: It wouldn't work.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Let's see our last week, the EPA announced their planning to tweak the rules for gasoline on May 1st to allow more gas stations to cut gasoline with ethanol.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, that makes a cheaper, but also yields less power and worse fuel economy in your engine.
[SPEAKER_05]: They say the idea is fortifying the domestic fuel supply and that it's only temporary from May 1st to May 20th, gas formulas often shift based on season and this cheaper gas doesn't have a noticeable impact on most power cars, newer cars, but it is harsher on the environment because it creates a smog in a hot
[SPEAKER_05]: whether.
[SPEAKER_05]: So basically, this is more about relaxing environmental rules to try to keep gas prices down.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what they're trying to do.
[SPEAKER_03]: But with less power with your cheaper gas, you're buying more gas.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So you're not helping anybody.
[SPEAKER_05]: this is true.
[SPEAKER_03]: I usually add to my diesel to make it go a little further olive oil.
[SPEAKER_03]: But not extra virgin olive oil.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just regular olive oil.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think I saw you in Mad Max.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you did.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, my olive oil is the gasoline.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a run so good.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a run so fast in the car.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Swish please.
[SPEAKER_05]: Swish.
[SPEAKER_05]: Finally today there is nothing subtle about stealing a
[SPEAKER_05]: No, and nothing subtle about leading police on a high-speed chase while driving one a 41-year-old man in Indiana.
[SPEAKER_05]: His name Randall Baker.
[SPEAKER_05]: The Baker's.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, this is a kippy and Randall.
[SPEAKER_05]: These are my kids.
[SPEAKER_05]: Randall and kippy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_05]: Smile for the camera.
[SPEAKER_05]: And the wife, Libby.
[SPEAKER_05]: Libby Baker.
[SPEAKER_05]: So that'll be Baker.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm Barry Baker.
[SPEAKER_05]: This is Bobby Baker.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, uh, well, there's our Black Sheep Randall Baker.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, Randall.
[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, he stole a butt butt light truck, uh, and a semi.
[SPEAKER_05]: Unclear if he had some kind of masterplay ad.
[SPEAKER_05]: Or if he was just thirsty, but he refused to pull over when the cops chased him.
[SPEAKER_05]: He led them on a chase.
[SPEAKER_05]: always a little scary when you have a chance in a semi truck.
[SPEAKER_05]: Before eventually, he hit a sheriff's vehicle and crashed into a field.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank God.
[SPEAKER_05]: No one was seriously injured.
[SPEAKER_05]: No word on how the beer is doing.
[SPEAKER_05]: Randall's blood out the hall level was a little more than tigers.
[SPEAKER_05]: It was 0.103, which is over the legal limit.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was charged with attempted murder, because those trucks can kill you.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: Also auto theft, criminal recklessness, resisting arrest, reckless operation of a tractor trailer, and D.W.I.
[SPEAKER_05]: And not getting that bloodlight, you're supposed to go, come on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Lot of cheap people that are still thirsty.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cheapos, come on, that's got to get to the oil park.
[SPEAKER_05]: He just fell down there.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's got an Oriole Park at Camden and Yards.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, they're a big, knee scored board.
[SPEAKER_04]: Look at that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I saw a sign up there and it said, oh, no!
[SPEAKER_04]: That's why it's gonna be late.
[SPEAKER_05]: I saw a vendor, they had a...
[SPEAKER_05]: I watched a lot of clips of Camden and Yards for opening day this past year.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I like the guys throwing the national bow.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nanny Bow throwing, oh, it might have been Yingling.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it was a candy egg.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's your Yingling.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Josh, I wanted to ask.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a little chilly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did they still have the guy with the hose?
[SPEAKER_03]: and can't be hard for him to do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: He did what it's called for opening day.
[SPEAKER_02]: They had the new coach of the Ravens out there, spraying people.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it's sweet.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's interesting.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's simply charming.
[SPEAKER_05]: We will take a break.
[SPEAKER_05]: And when we come back, it's what happened to you this weekend.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I do when I don't go over stuff with the guys before the show, because I'm smashing a computer.
[SPEAKER_05]: A printer.
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[SPEAKER_03]: mine was nice okay that besides being in the uh... urgent care center you didn't go to the urgent care center you went somewhere else did you well it's called patient first patient a parking lot what is it it's uh... you know uh... i i guess a rapid care clinic okay for doctors that they're open twenty four hours go to clinics
[SPEAKER_05]: Tom Tommy Newsom.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're not open 24 hours a day, but they're open 365 days a year.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if you have something urgent, you want to go there and I wanted to get my coffee.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_05]: And you like driving around in your automobile.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I this is so funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: I bought the car back around almost between Halloween and Thanksgiving.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've only had access to my car for like three weeks, because I've been out of town, and even when I was in town, we had that massive blizzard up here that crippled the entire city.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, I've been loving driving it around.
[SPEAKER_03]: I adore this horse.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's just pointed out his diesel.
[SPEAKER_05]: He purchased pre-iron war.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: So let's make that really clear He it's not like he bought it and then an hour later gas prices went through the roof.
[SPEAKER_05]: He bought it pre-iron But war, but he did buy it post-World War II and He bought a German car.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well a lot of people buy Volkswagen's after the war a lot of people have done that
[SPEAKER_05]: guys talking to me over the weekend that has a Ford F-150 hybrid.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he's got a sick.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's got a 30 gallon tank big tank like those trucks have and he's got a 600 mile range with that hybrid.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's pretty cool, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_03]: God, that would give me through a year and a half.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's, that's neat, isn't it?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on, I got to say this from the comments.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if it's true or not.
[SPEAKER_05]: Joel Rosenbrom writes us, I was on a Southwest Airlines flight from the San Francisco Bay area to Los Angeles several years ago.
[SPEAKER_05]: A flight attendant, tell me where you think this is true or not.
[SPEAKER_05]: A flight attendant made an announcement that there was a celebrity on the flight and he was not to be bothered.
[SPEAKER_05]: When I got off the flight, I noticed Rob Schneider sitting in the front and I just chuckled to myself.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you guarantee you it's true?
[SPEAKER_02]: But you would tell a flight attendant, yes, if you're a dick, or was it just an announcement to the pilots or was it a whole plane announcement?
[SPEAKER_05]: That's weird, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, we have to be with a whole plane.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because if it's a hard plane, don't say there's a celebrity, because then everyone's wondering who, say, Rob Schneider's in the front, leave him alone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know, everyone knows when a celebrity's on a flight, because you have to go through first class when you board and first class boards first.
[SPEAKER_03]: My dad and I were on a flight once with Al Gore.
[SPEAKER_03]: And nobody bothered him, but we all knew he was up there.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was very cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I'm not going to bother that guy.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you have you been on flights with other famous people?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's so sad.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's so pathetic.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I think one of the most exciting ones we saw, Bobby Brown and Whitney in an airport.
[SPEAKER_05]: In an airport.
[SPEAKER_03]: We were not on the flight with them.
[SPEAKER_05]: They shut down Josh.
[SPEAKER_05]: They shut down a store so that Bobby and the Whitney could go through the store themselves.
[SPEAKER_02]: It was a drug store.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_02]: I can, I totally understand that.
[SPEAKER_02]: How you have to do that sometimes because they, otherwise, they would never be able to leave their home.
[SPEAKER_03]: But Rob Schneider would be the kind of guy that would think he has the ice to make that announcement.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to be bothered.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would be stunned to see that, but that's, yeah, he's a nozzle.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Pumped into him at a super bowl, maximum magazine party.
[SPEAKER_03]: That he must have been thriving in that environment.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, you know what he was actually kind of small potatoes back then.
[SPEAKER_05]: He was really not being a fond over.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, the people that were being fond over were some of these models that model for Max.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but was he that you can do it guy then?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not sure what he might have was.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was probably in his making copies there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm trying to think, I was, I don't know, I was going through a tough time at that period of my life.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I know that I had a line
[SPEAKER_05]: an alcohol-fueled line that I would approach some of these maximum models with.
[SPEAKER_05]: I forgot what it was though, but it was funny at the time.
[SPEAKER_05]: Probably not as funny now, but something like, you know, you don't remember me, but we met, you know, something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, yes, I remember that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you were slick.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you remember me?
[SPEAKER_05]: Or something like that?
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_02]: Where are you?
[SPEAKER_02]: I was afraid it was going to be something creepy back then.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_05]: It would have been, it wouldn't have been creepy because I was in my late 20s or early 30s.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what Mike, how you couldn't remember because we had so much fun at all of those super bold corporate parties.
[SPEAKER_05]: Just those five, most of the time, they were, they were too, all right, we need an update on our, uh, our, all the, yeah, I wanted to tell you about the card.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, the cut, I thought you already did.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, there's actually a story behind it, is that it would be behind your diesel?
[SPEAKER_03]: When I bought it, there's a motor behind it, that's for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's for sure.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it has a cute sound.
[SPEAKER_03]: The engine doesn't sound like it can do a lot, but when you punch it, it moves.
[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, when we bought it, the one price point that we argued was it only came with one key fob.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think it's really stupid to have one car key.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because, yeah, and I said, this thing obviously came with two when it was new, I need to have a second key.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they went back and forth, back and forth.
[SPEAKER_03]: He kept telling me how easy it was to get one made.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, then you do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I don't want the hassle.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want it to be wrong.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's a club, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not a key.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a bump.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not easy.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not at all.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, lots and it's expensive.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, you don't know how expensive it is.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know how expensive it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: It locks it, unlocks it, starts the car.
[SPEAKER_03]: It has the panic button.
[SPEAKER_03]: It opens the trunk.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a great T-pop.
[SPEAKER_03]: But we agreed that.
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you thought before?
[SPEAKER_03]: Robin, you had a fob before?
[SPEAKER_03]: I have had a fob, a fob with two bees.
[SPEAKER_03]: But this is, you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: This might be the first one.
[SPEAKER_05]: This might be the first one that starts the car.
[SPEAKER_03]: This might be the first one that starts the car.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know that I've ever had a car.
[SPEAKER_05]: You got to remote start?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's really cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's even a more expensive feature.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, eventually what happened is I said, you guys handle it, put in that, this was all everything was done, but the signature.
[SPEAKER_03]: and it was 300 bucks, and they said if I took care of the keyfob, they'd knock 300 bucks off, if they took care of the keyfob, added it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: You guys do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we did it, and three times a locksmith has come to my house, and three times the locksmith was unable to duplicate the key because it is a complicated, what do you mean a locksmith?
[SPEAKER_03]: a guy that does lots of you got to go to Volkswagen and know like car locksmiths can come and do it yeah and they can program it to your car well ostensibly they can but this guy couldn't after three tries so did he have a fob he did each time and he didn't have the fob like the fob to your
[SPEAKER_03]: It was new.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was what do they call it?
[SPEAKER_03]: New out of box.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a genuine Volkswagen file.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: But he couldn't pair it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he tried three times.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so he said, I can't do this.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is a rare car.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is out of our league.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're going to have to go to a Volkswagen dealership.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so I called my guy and the salesman really thought he was done with me at this point and he said, yeah, I guess, I guess we'll take care of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll call you this week.
[SPEAKER_03]: Didn't call me Monday.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I texted him Monday night Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday with no reply.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so on Sunday, I went to a record store to try cell records.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a horrible experience.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to do that again.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I was pissed and I left.
[SPEAKER_05]: See, you went to the record store and you couldn't sell.
[SPEAKER_03]: I sold a couple things, but two weeks were they dicks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: In retrospect, I don't plan him.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's running a business.
[SPEAKER_03]: He can't pay what his stuff is worth.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I was pissed when I left.
[SPEAKER_03]: And so I said, I'm not far from the dealership.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go in.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, so I drove in and he was at his desk.
[SPEAKER_03]: So he saw me the second.
[SPEAKER_03]: I walked in.
[SPEAKER_03]: He
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've got the dry mouth.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: automatically he tries to not make eye contact and then I come up to him and I say Moe because that's his name.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said he said Mr. Spinoach.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said are you okay?
[SPEAKER_03]: He said yeah, why I said I've been texting you all week I thought you'd been fired or you were sick or something I never heard to good angle.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll word from you everything's good he said I saw your text
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, did you?
[SPEAKER_03]: He said, yeah, last night I said, I've been texting you all week and he says such sticks and he really was hoping it was just going to go away and so we got a result that I will be going to the Volkswagen dealership owned by Terrell Lindsay this week and Mike, it is a seven to eight hundred dollar.
[SPEAKER_03]: Fee, there it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Get it done.
[SPEAKER_03]: There it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which is 10% of what I paid for the car, and I'm not paying 10% for a keyfob, so we're going to get it worked out, but the most satisfying thing, as I was leaving.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he, he's not a slicky boy.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a nice guy, but he's not a slicky boy, and he was not anticipating this conflict.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I said, Mo, thanks for taking care of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I'll call you Monday morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: And in the future, even if it's bad news, text me, text me.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not going to go away.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have to reply to your clients.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he said, yeah, as listeners, be like, I guess you're right.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it was such a great hominah hominah hominah moment when he saw me coming through the door.
[SPEAKER_03]: It erased the bad record store experience.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, I'm not sure why, because it might not necessarily be 100% markup, but those fobs, I got.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's, it's, I think it's the chip that they put in them.
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think they set the price point to stop like the very and stuff and make it more.
[SPEAKER_03]: And keep in mind, even after you get the computer program, they still have to grind to the key.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, I mean, there's a lot of stuff going on there.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I mean, do you have a keyless start in your room?
[SPEAKER_03]: I do.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you also have in case the battery goes down, you can pop out a key of L.A. key.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, there's a lot going on, but it made me very happy that I stuck to my guns in the car.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, if you ordered your new fob, I will know today what day I go over to you.
[SPEAKER_02]: Keep us up posted.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like to find out about stuff like that, you know?
[SPEAKER_02]: And I would keep my up to date.
[SPEAKER_02]: I would just keep testing him.
[SPEAKER_03]: every day.
[SPEAKER_02]: How are you doing, buddy?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I hope you have a group of talk today.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the mo is not short for more rein is it by any chance short for Mohamed.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd say that's a safe guess.
[SPEAKER_05]: We will take a break and we will come back to talk about eggs right here on the Michael Maris Show to Wilwell trends a quick warning.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Nobody's going to be print with this in a time.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, it looks like when you hold it like that, it really looks like an accordion.
[SPEAKER_02]: I like the bill.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like the bill, I like the bill, I like the bill.
[SPEAKER_05]: Say, lady, I'm spanked.
[SPEAKER_05]: Please, I'm spanked.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, all right.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, welcome back to the Michael Marisho.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, so we have to find out, I would be, like the thing about the size of this podcast,
[SPEAKER_05]: is that we have to, more often than we'd like to, we have to goose people.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: We're not, we're not Theo Vaughn, we're not Joe Rogan.
[SPEAKER_05]: We have to, you know, we have to work for it.
[SPEAKER_05]: We have to work to get audience participation on this stuff.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now we're doing a fundraiser or getting people to buy eggs.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I don't,
[SPEAKER_05]: do what I used to do all the time, which is, what's the update?
[SPEAKER_05]: What's the update?
[SPEAKER_05]: I wait till we're on the show and it comes up and then I talk to Josh.
[SPEAKER_05]: But Josh knows all those numbers as far as I do.
[SPEAKER_05]: How many people are buying eggs?
[SPEAKER_05]: Let me ask this.
[SPEAKER_05]: The egg purchases.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do we have enough to make it interesting on Thursdays?
[SPEAKER_05]: There's enough for each of us.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll have to put some eggs on.
[SPEAKER_05]: A multiple egg, do you think?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a comment, there's a couple.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's perfect.
[SPEAKER_05]: But it's not crazy, so we need to promote it a little bit.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, right.
[SPEAKER_05]: But that's, you know, people, you know what I mean, what we have to do.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do we have to, do we have to open a vein?
[SPEAKER_05]: Is that what we have to do?
[SPEAKER_05]: Do we have to open a vein?
[SPEAKER_05]: Come on, pulling up some money so we can have, the more eggs, the more fun it's going to be.
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, the new, how long are you been saying that?
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the more eggs, the more fun it now.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what I'm going to do with my other 10 eggs.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can think I'm in lots of 12.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, dark-fastric bud, the eggs and nobody else did.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, someone else did as well.
[SPEAKER_05]: One person, two people, f***ing two people.
[SPEAKER_05]: Language, please.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, really two eggs per each of us.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's embarrassing, you know, I want to do a bunch of eggs.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really, really want to do.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, you know, come on now.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's not much of an egg takerler with just two.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's really not much of an egg takerler.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's more of a boutique sort of bit.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, you know, let me see, we'll want to egg having key to the power portion.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_05]: We want more eggs purchased.
[SPEAKER_05]: We need at least five per host.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I agree.
[SPEAKER_05]: Or a total of, so that'd be five to, we need at least 15 more eggs to be sold.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it would be better if we had 36 eggs total, a dozen per host.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it'd be happy if all 36 went to one host.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, me too.
[SPEAKER_05]: And would that be you?
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_02]: Here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_05]: I would be happy, it looked.
[SPEAKER_05]: If we don't get 15, then we are returning the money.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, we are returning the money.
[SPEAKER_05]: We are gonna do a money-back situation because I don't wanna come in here and just crack two eggs in my head.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's embarrassed.
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't wanna clean up the mess.
[SPEAKER_05]: For just two.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know, we wanna egg.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not an egg-tacular with two eggs per host.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I hate to get like this.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really thought it was an nice idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got people who ate ice funny.
[SPEAKER_05]: Buy an egg.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a great idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know what folks?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's holy week.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know I don't like the price point.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't like the price point.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to knock it down to 50 bucks
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to knock it down to 50 bucks.
[SPEAKER_05]: And we can return the 25 to the other people.
[SPEAKER_05]: But we have to get at least 15 to do that.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, we blow the whole thing up.
[SPEAKER_05]: Because I don't do this very often.
[SPEAKER_05]: But in certain things, it's one thing with the crews where there's a real rainbow at the end of things.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's a delight.
[SPEAKER_05]: But yes, you were going to say something.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I was going to say, have what we lower your eggs to 50 bucks.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not, it's not equitable that way because then I would be the only one smashing the eggs and I like that Josh is really I want to do the eggs I read in agreeing to do it.
[SPEAKER_02]: I will, but I'm okay excited about doing it.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's why I
[SPEAKER_03]: I wish that all the people, Mark, thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_05]: We appreciate that, Mark's in at $50.
[SPEAKER_05]: We appreciate everybody buying it.
[SPEAKER_05]: $50 bucks, see immediately you get that $50 and that's cracked on the host of your choice.
[SPEAKER_05]: And if it's 15 for one guy, hi.
[SPEAKER_05]: Hi.
[SPEAKER_02]: We can drop it to 20 bucks and get bigs moving.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, he's saying 15, if 15 eggs, we are dropping the price to $50, the people that purchase the eggs at 75 can indicate whether they want to maintain that price point for a donation for the show or they can get there for $25 back.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the way that way.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know, I love everybody on this show.
[SPEAKER_03]: I truly do.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Josh is a good dear friend, but the very fact that he's dragging his feet people.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that should be considered when you choose your own purchase.
[SPEAKER_05]: $50 eggs now on the egg tag killer for Thursday for Holy Week.
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy Week, my Holy Week.
[SPEAKER_05]: We will be doing our little tag killer.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm dropping the price right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, great.
[SPEAKER_05]: $80 and egg.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can, everybody can hop in and, you know, just, it's a fundraiser.
[SPEAKER_05]: It is for Holy Week.
[SPEAKER_05]: We need help sometimes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on.
[SPEAKER_05]: on egg Thursday that's what and that's the day we're doing it right Thursday yeah holy Thursday.
[SPEAKER_05]: Holy Thursday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy Thursday that man.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you Mark for motivating your fellow listeners.
[SPEAKER_05]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_05]: We will take a break and God do you have some beautiful video for us today?
[SPEAKER_05]: Miss just be wet.
[SPEAKER_05]: A whole bucket full.
[SPEAKER_05]: A bucket full of
[SPEAKER_05]: of eggy video.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, when we come back everybody.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody, let the eggs be hit!
[SPEAKER_05]: I love the fade I do too.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's very very nice sounds like we generated a little interest there So I'm very very happy I get to it Somebody says they're having problems with the website, but I'm being updated.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just hold your horse.
[SPEAKER_05]: The man works hard All right, you know what goes good with eggs is steak and I had my own boss takes last night There was a restaurant called steak and egg and Washington DC.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yeah, and you know what they served steak and eggs
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, I like that some beautiful video and you can always go cherry time I don't know about a TMOS that store because it looks like maybe our website's been hacked again
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[SPEAKER_03]: to the Yukon Duke game.
[SPEAKER_03]: I actually peaked in at half time when there was about a 20 point difference, and I jokingly said to my son, I said, this would be a great time to bet on Duke, horror, horror, horror, he says, yeah, dead, horror, and amazingly, in the second half, Yukon beat them in an amazing fashion.
[SPEAKER_03]: Remember, at the end of the half, they were down by like 20 uskies.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_07]: And the blue's going to be a person.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ahead.
[SPEAKER_07]: Poozer.
[SPEAKER_07]: Down by two right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: Excellent.
[SPEAKER_07]: More than two seconds.
[SPEAKER_03]: More than two seconds.
[SPEAKER_07]: More than two seconds.
[UNKNOWN]: More than two seconds.
[SPEAKER_07]: More than two seconds.
[SPEAKER_05]: that great that is spectacular I am amazed that didn't pop across my feet this weekend that is really really cool it was fun to see and the fact that it had to be a three pointer and it at the just great was so cool he's nice to see a team that's located twenty minutes north of the place of my birth
[SPEAKER_05]: You didn't go there, though.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't go to Yukon.
[SPEAKER_05]: I was not asking you.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, there's a new app.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have a Macintosh computer?
[SPEAKER_05]: I have a Macintosh, so does my wife and so does my son.
[SPEAKER_03]: From the Apple Corporation.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, it's a very nice logo that looks like a freshly picked apple off a tree.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, that's clever.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think you will enjoy this new app.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's called Slap Mac.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is my new favorite app, it's called Slap Mac.
[SPEAKER_09]: which um, it's um, basically you slap your mask and make sounds and there's different sound packs to so you can do, what is she slapping, they're just beautiful, they're just computer, yeah, my favorite they give up, we've really come a long way haven't we?
[SPEAKER_02]: Too bad your credit didn't make those noises.
[SPEAKER_03]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[SPEAKER_03]: We had an app like that with one of our firm home plays.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that was a good guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm Matt.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're at the Cheesecake Factory and you're going to explode a balloon full of confetti, please, please, please know how to pop a balloon.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, ready?
[SPEAKER_03]: Here she goes.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just has to pop the balloon.
[SPEAKER_02]: All she has to do is do it in the right way, what she's doing wrong, what is it?
[SPEAKER_03]: What she's doing wrong, I think it is a badly prepared balloon.
[SPEAKER_03]: like perhaps too sturdy and flated.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yep, I think so.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, it looks like it's got plenty of inflation.
[SPEAKER_05]: Wait, there's people that are eating and confetti's just gonna do everywhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, there's so many layers to this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on, let me do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Driving me nuts.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now we have to fast-a-goers.
[SPEAKER_03]: All this time has passed.
[SPEAKER_03]: The gentleman is going to help.
[SPEAKER_02]: You've got to talk them a knife on that table, you'll be fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_02]: That's right, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's going to give birth to an incredibly stupid boy And you know they're not going to clean up that mess.
[SPEAKER_05]: No, of course not I can't go and slap Matt
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, maybe it's a British app.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think or that sounded Australian.
[SPEAKER_05]: Could be Australian.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know that your mom spent some time in care of facility at the end of our life.
[SPEAKER_03]: My dad did too.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there are things that are important to the people that are living in these facilities.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, and sometimes you just have to take it to the council.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I love happy or just like many of you do, I am sure.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just because we are older and living in assisted living doesn't mean that we should have fewer freedoms than anyone else.
[SPEAKER_01]: Allowing our facility to coordinate this happy hour of for us and our families, the peace of mind that we can enjoy life, but not be out slipping on the ice to stop and get our box of wine.
[SPEAKER_03]: She's got her priorities man.
[SPEAKER_04]: She's really does you know what what I you know In the under the guys of watching landman.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you let those people cut loose let them do what they do Do whatever you want go crazy have fun bring the fun to them Exactly they should have an open bar every day starting at three
[SPEAKER_03]: hey man 100% they're not driving anywhere right well i mean we'll maybe on the rascal scooter they are but they're not getting there on the wheel so they take a tumble hit their head and die what is it matter i mean they're already if that happens you're just not assisting their living enough exactly a sister of Mike um robots
[SPEAKER_03]: I love those little delivery robots you see around.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen them mostly on college campuses, but I have seen them down down This is one in Chicago.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know how you know they're coming.
[SPEAKER_03]: How?
[SPEAKER_03]: robot coming robot coming.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the CTA, the Chicago Transit Authority, they have set up, you know, glass, three-sided booths where you can wait for a bus, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Good enough to shelter.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, great outfit.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the robot doesn't necessarily see the glass.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, this is funny on its own, but watch the eyes of the robot.
[SPEAKER_03]: We close with this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now watch close if you can, his eyes blink!
[SPEAKER_04]: He's trying to figure out what's happening.
[SPEAKER_04]: Take him for the top again.
[SPEAKER_05]: I guess.
[SPEAKER_05]: See that through the U.S.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, here we go.
[SPEAKER_05]: Robby comes, here it comes.
[SPEAKER_02]: And then it's like, that's awesome.
[SPEAKER_02]: I believe that's like the ice went wide after that.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And Mike I have to ask, how do you know when a robot is coming?
[SPEAKER_05]: How do you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, this way.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
[SPEAKER_05]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got to go out and get another printer today.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want in the comments before we leave, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we play in the music where this yeah, please somebody on the comments right now give me a name a recko of a cheap printer I need a recko of a cheap printer right now something you've been happy with you've been satisfied with I do not necessarily Want to avoid going back I'd like to like I don't want to go to the HP, but I would if there's something right there First of all return that ink absolutely put that extra box and return the ink.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, and I'll tell you of all the printers I've ever had my favorite was a cannon
[SPEAKER_03]: And they have the best product support.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's the role of those best brothers who are radio jacked.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think he's lying.
[SPEAKER_05]: All right, canon laser print.
[SPEAKER_05]: That's all I need.
[SPEAKER_05]: I'm very, very happy about that.
[SPEAKER_05]: We got to get out of here.
[SPEAKER_05]: We'll be back.
[SPEAKER_05]: We got to clean up and then we'll be back with a brand new show tomorrow on the Michael Barrett show for Josh Soroka, Rob Spiewak.
[SPEAKER_05]: Michael Barrett is saying, so long, everybody.
[SPEAKER_05]: I love you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Maribona show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Get it at Michaelmarishow.com.
[SPEAKER_05]: What are we doing here what are we doing here?
[SPEAKER_05]: We take it from the top one now.
[SPEAKER_05]: That was my mistake That's right.
[SPEAKER_05]: We've only done a thousand shows Three thousand six hundred and twenty one mind.
[SPEAKER_05]: Do you want me to play my sounds or yours?
[SPEAKER_05]: I'd like for you to play yours sounds here We go He can't keep getting away with this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_09]: That was pleasant nice little to stop by don't you think