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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi everyone, my name is Tyler Oakley and you are listening to PsychoBabble, an unfiltered half hour of gossip sessions, pop culture scrutiny, and stories we've never told in videos.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This week we discuss Tina Knowles' cursed gumbo, how Zach Brown ruined a survivor, the fresh blood and quarry's palm springs hotel, and the Ace Ventura but birth rhino up for auction.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, you know, I like to, it had, uh, I like it when something says, baby, and I like a boom.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'd love five big booms for your dead.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_01]: But do you like it when they call you big papa?
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: If anybody calls me big anything, big ange, big papa.
[SPEAKER_00]: Do you think big papa and big ange ever met up in heaven?
[SPEAKER_00]: House of big house of with the big with the big man upstairs.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, mother of the house of the big man upstairs.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's actually a great drag king name.
[SPEAKER_00]: The big man upstairs.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think is Jesus is Jesus.
[SPEAKER_00]: All of our drag mother Jesus is the little boy under the cupboard.
[SPEAKER_00]: If God is the big man upstairs God, I think God it you know, I never knew how they synced up.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are they three different people or are they one?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, we're all everyone.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're I'm the entire universe.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're every woman and you know, it's a we're all everything I'm every woman.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's all in me.
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like the earth
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, you ever feel off.
[SPEAKER_00]: You ever feel off the wagon a little bit.
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like the earth I don't know what the earth's deal is, but I think earth has a way to experience itself.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I think earth is creating all of our consciousnesses, consciousnesses, so that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Earth can experience every single possible experience ever that could happen and we are all playing that part Like we are all just like you know like extensions that is so that Earth can ascend as as soon as it experiences everything So once Earth experiences everything through us
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, maybe earth can, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's not earth doing, I don't know, maybe it's our collective consciousness.
[SPEAKER_00]: Where does the collective consciousness exist is it in the center of earth?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, maybe where we hear on earth.
[SPEAKER_00]: It feels pretty central to the experience.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, go off.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I go off.
[SPEAKER_00]: I go hard.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm too slick.
[SPEAKER_01]: I take myself.
[SPEAKER_01]: I take myself to be my lawfully wedded
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[SPEAKER_00]: or whatever.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bye, Antic.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, well, that's it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Damn, another episode in the books.
[SPEAKER_00]: If we are, if we are the Earth experiencing everything all at once, what did you experience for Earth?
[SPEAKER_00]: What did you provide to the collective gumbo in the last?
[SPEAKER_00]: In the last?
[SPEAKER_00]: To slurp.
[SPEAKER_01]: in the last week?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you were just an international smile.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well, I've been all over the world.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've been to LA, I've been to Palm Springs, I've been to London, baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, I think we did, we'd ever even discuss...
[SPEAKER_00]: I heard trip to LA.
[SPEAKER_01]: We did, but we didn't discuss my trip to Palm Springs, and I have a story.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, honey, oh, you know what?
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sad seated and seated and sad.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know that girl who's all, I'm gonna go get my denim and she likes cracks or neck.
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can't find my denim.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's me getting ready to tell this story.
[SPEAKER_01]: So there I was in Palm Springs.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Flight delayed, trying to come home to New York.
[SPEAKER_01]: Where I live.
[SPEAKER_01]: The big Apple.
[SPEAKER_01]: Flight delayed, flight delayed, flight delayed, flight delayed, flight canceled.
[SPEAKER_01]: So there I was in, I was in Palm Springs for a work retreat.
[SPEAKER_01]: So there I am.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody else has gone home.
[SPEAKER_01]: Me stuck in a city with no hotel because the retreat's over and that was not a treat.
[SPEAKER_01]: And so then I'm like, well, who can I call?
[SPEAKER_01]: I got a corporate card.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do I just, I guess I have to go book a hotel room.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I'm not paying for this.
[SPEAKER_01]: This isn't my fault.
[SPEAKER_01]: Work will work.
[SPEAKER_01]: We'll be covering this.
[SPEAKER_01]: But because for me, I think the airport should be covering the heller, oh my god, I don't even understand how to explain it being such a nightmare, and you know, you know, I could have been a Karen well, I said I turned on my heel and I said I'm not dealing with I can't deal with this in person.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm too heated right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: I need to leave.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know, they're the were their TSA was the TSA on strike or whatever or like I don't know this was before all that because it's been a couple weeks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, certainly they've they've been trying to get paid correctly for a minute.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe I don't know that's all right.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just, as you've, you've, you've experienced this, you're waiting at the gate, your planes little delayed, then it finally touches down, and then they're like, oops, the pilots timed out, which I get.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't want no sleepy ass pilot who just worked 24 hours flying my plane.
[SPEAKER_01]: They deserve a break.
[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody deserves a break.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why laws exist.
[SPEAKER_01]: So then they land and then they're like, oops, sorry, the pilots timed out.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, you knew where they were coming from.
[SPEAKER_01]: They were just in the air for two and a half hours.
[SPEAKER_01]: Why did you not, why did you not phone to head to be told that they were gonna be timed out?
[SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, I had a lot of complaints, but I said, I will figure this out with a chat representative online from the front of my eyes.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, because that's just is AI now.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's you don't even when you think you're talking to a human, you can tell us a robot still.
[SPEAKER_00]: They don't want you talking to anyone.
[SPEAKER_00]: They don't want you fixing anything.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's over.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, Melania had a robot at the White House talking to her.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so there I was in Palm Springs trapped trying to figure out a hotel and I'm a good employee So I was like I'm gonna book a hotel room, but I don't know what the like limit is I don't know if I'm gonna get in trouble.
[SPEAKER_01]: I booked the shittiest hotel in Palm Springs Baby when I walked in
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought someone's definitely been murdered in this hotel room.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was, and it was now eight o'clock on a Friday.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had been at the Palm Springs Airport for eight hours.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just wanted to shower and sit and bed and watch drag race.
[SPEAKER_01]: I walk into this room.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think, oh, maybe that's blood on the floor.
[SPEAKER_01]: I did investigate, I could have been raspberries.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's mushed, it could have been Raspberry smushed in the carpet.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I showered.
[SPEAKER_01]: I watched her at Grayson.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I'll go to bed at 9 o'clock, watch me.
[SPEAKER_01]: I woke up in the morning.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had to go back to the airport to try to get on another flight.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm waiting to check out Nolabi.
[SPEAKER_01]: I check out, I'm waiting for my car to the airport to be picked up.
[SPEAKER_01]: These two girls come in behind me and they're like whisperin' as they're like walking up to the desk like you do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, you do it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And they're like, um, we like to check out, but we do have a few complaints about the room.
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm like, oh, baby, this was me last night when I checked it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had, I also had a few complaints about her.
[SPEAKER_01]: She goes, well, first of all, as you know, when we rang last night, we do think the pillows had fresh blood.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well, the way she said fresh blood, like, how wet, well, how wet does it have to be to be fresh blood?
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, blood does blood not dry a little bit brown, though.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's why I was picture wet, wet, blood on a pillow.
[SPEAKER_01]: How's that?
[SPEAKER_00]: He was having it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Giving ketchup, giving hines, giving, giving, giving, she was all the hines remix machine.
[SPEAKER_01]: She was all well, man, man.
[SPEAKER_01]: As you know, there was fresh blood on the pillows.
[SPEAKER_01]: She said there was stagnant water in the bathtub, and it wouldn't drain.
[SPEAKER_01]: She said, we're pretty sure there was poop on the shower head.
[SPEAKER_01]: She said, under the bed, we found a red solo cup filled with a yellow slash brown liquid that we didn't know what it could be, but it could have been pee.
[SPEAKER_00]: Now, what in the, where did you try to get a hotel?
[SPEAKER_00]: Was this, was this, made where the race is Airbnb?
[SPEAKER_00]: Was this, was the Tricksie Motel?
[SPEAKER_00]: Where did you go?
[SPEAKER_00]: What is, we need this?
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like it's fair for you to tell us where to avoid at this point.
[SPEAKER_00]: If you're saying I'm, these cups of sludge, there's a fresh blood, it could have been, it could have been ketchup, could have been raspberry.
[SPEAKER_00]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess I need to leave a review because I pulled it up.
[SPEAKER_01]: And the travel lodge by Windham Palm Springs has three and a half stars.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a lot of stars.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a lot of stars for blood.
[SPEAKER_01]: That seems okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: It was like, that seems okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: I tried to go back to the hotel that we had stayed at for the company retreat because I thought that's fair.
[SPEAKER_01]: They can't knock me for booking a room at the same place.
[SPEAKER_01]: We just stayed regardless of price.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it was booked
[SPEAKER_01]: So, so the girls are yelling at the woman at the front desk.
[SPEAKER_01]: The woman's just typing away at her computer, checking them out.
[SPEAKER_01]: She's all, well, you're booked with points, so I don't know what you'd expect me to do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Again, for the points back!
[SPEAKER_01]: She said that's what the girls that's what the two girls said that she was all okay I can give you some point check.
[SPEAKER_01]: She did not even say how many points She did not vocalize the total about a point.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sitting there play in Pokemon go Eves dropping thinking she probably just gave her like ten points back.
[SPEAKER_01]: They don't know what they got back
[SPEAKER_01]: points and would you and would you want points back to a destination like that?
[SPEAKER_00]: I would want points for the if it's a chain.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I can find a better one and I will use my points elsewhere, I guess.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, Corey, you got me into points.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't know about points and I know I'm a little bit into points.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, you got it.
[SPEAKER_01]: You got to get the points.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so you survived a murder hotel.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and this was when I had, I've mentioned it on the last pot.
[SPEAKER_01]: This was when I had my serious infection in my nose.
[SPEAKER_01]: So then I'm like, Oh, honey.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like a bed bug's going to crawl into my nose hole in the night.
[SPEAKER_01]: And now I'm going to be the fresh blood on the carpet.
[SPEAKER_00]: bad bug in the nose hole.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, your nose looks great.
[SPEAKER_00]: Your nose looks great.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you, thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bad bug in the nose hole.
[SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't advise it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And, um, no vacancy, actually.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now I understand what.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now I understand why this hotel.
[SPEAKER_01]: had vacancy.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was a pool.
[SPEAKER_01]: The guy was all that you want to take a dip.
[SPEAKER_01]: I told that man when he was checking me and I've been at the airport for eight hours.
[SPEAKER_01]: I said I've been a mess.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was stressed.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's trying to, he's there googling a book.
[SPEAKER_01]: He's there googling a book that he read trying to tell me about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: He couldn't remember reminding the name.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, babe, drag where drag race comes on in five minutes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Can I just go into the room now?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, don't, don't, maybe I should type and type this entire transcript from the audio of this episode and put it as a y'all preview for that hotel.
[SPEAKER_00]: Please do link them if we're the full review and check out Psycho Bevel.
[SPEAKER_01]: I just, I just can't believe those girls.
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I know I'm a pushover.
[SPEAKER_01]: I slept in that room, but to have four strikes, and they didn't ask for a new room last night, they stayed in the room with the fresh blood and the stagnant, undrainable water and the tub and the poop on the shower.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it sounds like, you know, when the pope is walking around, maybe it's not even the pope, maybe it's one of his little minions, and they have like a shaker bottle, maybe, and they kind of spritz in the direction of a crowd.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's a whole lot of talking about, yes, or I don't know, like kind of like a flick of the wrists to get the holy water in for the back row or That's maybe not a bad story and kind of gave a little bit of a spritz of
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, you know, maybe they had a severed leg and they kind of give a spritz over here spritz over there that a bit for the girls in the back.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: I won't be staying there again.
[SPEAKER_01]: That I stayed at the hotel.
[SPEAKER_01]: I stayed up for the company retreat and this hotel had terrible Wi-Fi both of them.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought nobody has internet and palm springs.
[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody has been going on.
[SPEAKER_01]: What do you need for your in palm springs?
[SPEAKER_01]: working streaming.
[SPEAKER_01]: It took me like three hours to watch the episode of Survivor that week because of the internet, the streaming was so slow.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh no, and so you're telling me you were slowly loading the Zack Brown 30 minute segment and you had to get through that.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was the week before.
[SPEAKER_01]: I was watching the
[SPEAKER_01]: I was at the airport waiting to fly to London had to go back to the airport waiting to fly to London when the Zach Brown episode was airing and I was sitting there and my flight was a red eye so it was like taking off a little after nine and I was like at first I was like oh I'm going to get to finish the episode and then walk to the gate because I forgot survival episodes are now 90 minutes.
[SPEAKER_01]: So there I am watching Zach Brown commercial and I said I'd rather go wait at the gate than watch this.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was, I was actually in shock because I was at a viewing, you know, I was with my viewing party, people that I watch every week with.
[SPEAKER_00]: And we were all looking at each other like, this is still going.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is still going.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was a commercial for him.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was like, as somebody who knows nothing about that man, except was this song a little bit, a country fry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Is that his song chicken fried a little chicken fried a little chicken fried I was a little like okay Well, I'm I'm getting I'm a little put off honey like I'm I'm not I'm not about to go look up your Discography and
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, it just felt unnecessary, it felt random, it felt maybe if they brought out Cia, I could feel a connection to the storyline there and they can show just how involved she's always been with survivor.
[SPEAKER_00]: Maybe if they brought out Billie Eilish, it would put some pieces together for the Billie Eilish boomerang ring.
[SPEAKER_01]: You, Billie Eilish, the wide leg denim on a beach.
[SPEAKER_00]: shooting a fish.
[SPEAKER_00]: Why not?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_00]: But the Zach Brownification of Survivor it just wasn't for me.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I don't think it was other contestants either.
[SPEAKER_00]: They couldn't even fake it on their faces.
[SPEAKER_01]: They said it was the least, the lowest rated episode in the history of the show.
[SPEAKER_01]: When people say things like that, I'm like, where are we rating this?
[SPEAKER_00]: And who's MDB?
[SPEAKER_00]: I am DB, honey.
[SPEAKER_01]: But it's just like, I cannot.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just like, it's shocking to me how disconnected and out of the loop, Jeff Probst feels from this show that he's been a part of for 25 years.
[SPEAKER_01]: Like we've the fans have been begging for a themed season or a return season after this new era for the last 10 seasons and they finally get all these amazing players back.
[SPEAKER_01]: And we spend 30 minutes watching a commercial for a millionaire who probably has a new album coming out.
[SPEAKER_00]: Who in the last year has accusations of abuse from his ex-wife and he's currently going through all of that?
[SPEAKER_00]: It felt like a P.R.
[SPEAKER_00]: I didn't even know that for somebody that I didn't want to know about that now.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know more about that I ever want to know about, I mean, a legit, so I don't know.
[SPEAKER_00]: But if it felt stupid and unnecessary and you said it's the lowest rated survivor episode and how long?
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, they said since the like one of the episodes in season 40 was the the staff.
[SPEAKER_01]: I saw obviously I didn't fact check it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know where these people are rating things.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, hold your horse because bitch Mr.
[SPEAKER_00]: Beast is coming and if they don't if they don't look at the reaction to that episode and think maybe we should rethink the edit of the Mr. Beastification of survivor maybe we should make it a little less about non survivor things in a survivor
[SPEAKER_00]: uh... we got a new lowest rated episode on our hands coming soon
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, and I saw somebody message and said, because there was like, whatever Mr.
[SPEAKER_01]: Beast games or whatever, like apparently they did like a apparent swap, a parent trap, wife swap, and Jeff like co-hosted an episode with him, and they said Jeff was in like almost the entire episode of the Mr.
[SPEAKER_01]: Beast one.
[SPEAKER_01]: So they're saying they're feeling like he's going to be in the majority of that episode.
[SPEAKER_01]: T.B.D.
[SPEAKER_01]: Guess we'll see.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a no-re at it before it comes out.
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what else is a note for me?
[SPEAKER_01]: What's a note for you?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you hear about the New Jersey man?
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to have to be more specific.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you hear about the New Jersey man?
[SPEAKER_01]: Who saw us see gold steal his daughter's french fry?
[SPEAKER_00]: Was it us?
[SPEAKER_00]: Skyrat?
[SPEAKER_01]: New Jersey man sentenced to eight months jail time for decapitating a seagull that stole his daughter's French fry.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, what kind of fry?
[SPEAKER_00]: What kind of fry?
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's start there.
[SPEAKER_00]: I need the full picture.
[SPEAKER_00]: I need the full scope.
[SPEAKER_00]: Was it curly fry?
[SPEAKER_00]: Was it waffle fry?
[SPEAKER_00]: Was this my leaf fry?
[SPEAKER_00]: There are things that were taking lives for us.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_01]: Peter's coming for our episode.
[SPEAKER_01]: Lankham.
[SPEAKER_01]: First we had a bed bug and I know it's
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I would ever want to kill a bird.
[SPEAKER_00]: If we won chickens on Survivor, I would, I would go the route of Tide.
[SPEAKER_01]: You would take, you probably did watch that season.
[SPEAKER_01]: There was a contestant tie who took a chicken all the way to the final three with him.
[SPEAKER_01]: He named it Mark after his husband.
[SPEAKER_00]: That would be me.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would not want to kill the chicken.
[SPEAKER_00]: If somebody else wants to kill the chicken,
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to, you know, put up a stink, you know, I'm going to hear what you're going to eat it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I, well, there's no catch up.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got to go with the flow of the, the tribe, but like, you know, I would much rather have a chicken in, in the tribe than kill the chicken myself.
[SPEAKER_00]: Baby, he took it all way to the, so he decapitated the seagull.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to know how he caught it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Great.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, you, so I'm not victim blaming.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not victim blaming the seagull.
[SPEAKER_00]: So the sequel still had the fry or like had consumed how did he know the sequel was the same sequel that took the fry was the only one sequel around they don't they don't travel solo they're not writing solo Good they be New Jersey man sentence for the capitating sequel after it tried tried to take daughter's french fries didn't even do it oh girl yeah okay um
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I, maybe, yeah, I'm with the Seagull, yeah, they were all coming for his daughters friend.
[SPEAKER_00]: I think he just caught the slowest one, now I'm not victim blaming, but for birds, don't start flocking to pick up food, unless
[SPEAKER_00]: You drop it unless some food presents itself as available.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, there's a man in the neighborhood who he lives on a second floor of his building and ice he's old and he's with his old wife, not that it matters.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just painting the scene.
[SPEAKER_01]: I think I saw that man naked on his balcony the last time I visited you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, there's, there's many naked men on many naked balconies.
[SPEAKER_00]: But this one neighbor throws bread down into the middle of the street and birds start coming and I'm thinking,
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, no, like, um, we're not trying to have, you know, like swarms, like, you know, once one squawks, they all know to squawk and, and I'm walking crouton and he's like, he's getting all riled up about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm squawking here.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I want to know where the birds taunted with bread, where
[SPEAKER_01]: You know animals, animals are smart.
[SPEAKER_01]: Animals know to follow children, children are always dropping things that are actually, I was at a party in London with children present.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I saw a dog steal two pieces of, two big pieces of pizza from two separate children.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I thought, that's crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Good, good on that dog.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dogs like pizza, it was a street dog.
[SPEAKER_01]: Had an iron stomach.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not that week stomach crouton has crouton was a street dog.
[SPEAKER_00]: How dare you?
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean his psych is now more gentle.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks to me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, he has upset tummy all the time.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, you know who's got upset so I mean all the time?
[SPEAKER_00]: Who?
[SPEAKER_00]: Anybody going to Tina knows new gumbo truck have you heard?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, Tina Null's mother of Beyonce Null's has a new gumbo truck.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's called Mama Tina's gumbo.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's in Houston.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, it's a pop-up and it's been shut down because a customer was complaining that they were vomiting blood after eating the gumbo.
[SPEAKER_00]: The gumbo?
[SPEAKER_00]: That was awesome.
[SPEAKER_00]: You had gumbo, baby.
[SPEAKER_00]: I am the gumbo.
[SPEAKER_00]: I am the boom boom gumbo.
[SPEAKER_00]: I am Earth.
[SPEAKER_00]: I am part of Earth's consciousness gumbo honey.
[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever you.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're not going to gumbo what you think you're going to gumbo.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, gumbo number five.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, man, I'm not gonna cut.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, you gumming, then you go with a new gum, and then you go.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, gumbo.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, go in a new book.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so, so have you been to the new teenager in the whole restaurant?
[SPEAKER_00]: I was the customer with the upset tummy.
[SPEAKER_00]: I believe that for you.
[SPEAKER_00]: I took one bite of Mama Tina's gumbo, and
[SPEAKER_00]: It burned right through my innards.
[SPEAKER_00]: It came out my belly button.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was like I was crying out my belly button.
[SPEAKER_00]: Tears, bloody tears.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I slept at the hotel you stayed at the night before you.
[SPEAKER_00]: What you were wondering where the fresh blood came from.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was coming your gumbo incident.
[SPEAKER_00]: My gumbo incident.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm listeners, I'm just joking.
[SPEAKER_00]: it wasn't me.
[SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't me at the gumbo restaurant.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was somebody else, but they did shut down Mama Tina's gumbo.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm reading here.
[SPEAKER_01]: They found thawed seafood in buckets.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, who doesn't have a little bit of that line around?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, where else are you supposed to thought you're see food if not a bucket on the floor?
[SPEAKER_00]: Bags of frozen shrimp and crab with the label that stated, keep frozen.
[SPEAKER_00]: Not bad.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bags, bags, bags, bags, bags, bags.
[SPEAKER_00]: Bags, bags, bags, bags.
[SPEAKER_00]: And it says, keep frozen and it's not frozen.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's never a good sign.
[SPEAKER_00]: If I were inspecting and I saw something that said,
[SPEAKER_00]: deduct points, deduct.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you have to thought that you can't eat it, frozen.
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so I guess my question is, Mamatina, is it over for you?
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_01]: No, if you have a billionaire child, you're set for life.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's a really fun thing.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a nervous for Tina.
[SPEAKER_01]: This is the same if you're a child of a billionaire.
[SPEAKER_01]: Blue eyed, also set for life.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Good to know.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, so yes, that's our Beyonce Tina knows news for today.
[SPEAKER_00]: I know everyone is waiting for the segment.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Now that we cover that, we can get down to the hot topics.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, hot topic.
[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have any hot topics today?
[SPEAKER_01]: My hot topic was Pocoopia.
[SPEAKER_01]: You are going to give me an update.
[SPEAKER_01]: Where are you?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you finish the plot?
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you decorating your towns?
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so I continue to try to do the plot.
[SPEAKER_00]: But every time I'm on my way to do something, I just see something that needs to be fixed.
[SPEAKER_00]: It's something that needs to happen.
[SPEAKER_01]: Something that needs to happen.
[SPEAKER_01]: If, and you know what they say, if you see something, say something.
[SPEAKER_00]: Think about it, talk about it, see something, say something.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I, bitch, I'm working on everything.
[SPEAKER_00]: My first area is level 10.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dave, what's area?
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, your first area?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: With her, with her wasteland.
[SPEAKER_00]: My second area, um, I kind of skipped a little bit over it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't finished that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I, you said, fuck the beach.
[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, wait, I got a future second area.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got this, I got this, the, the water sucking.
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: What, Bert?
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got the water sucking.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know, you can suck in water.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got that.
[SPEAKER_00]: And I kind of was like, okay, let me keep keep a keep a moving.
[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't figured out the Snorlax plot line.
[SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot in the second area that I haven't I have left on.
[SPEAKER_01]: You hate you hate cleaning the muck off the sidewalk.
[SPEAKER_01]: You hate.
[SPEAKER_00]: I actually do relax berries.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I haven't even gotten to feeding a snorkeling spares, so thank you for this spoiler.
[SPEAKER_00]: I finished, well not finished, but I went to the third area and I really buckled in locked in and cleaned up the mines.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, this needs, we need to really kind of get our shits together over here.
[SPEAKER_00]: And so I've been working on that.
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't like it looking to shovel the nashie.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm the most put off by that, by that rocky ridge, whatever.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's too much needs to be cleaned up.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what the real problem there is?
[SPEAKER_01]: What's the real problem?
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you meet that little turtle?
[SPEAKER_00]: which little turtle.
[SPEAKER_00]: The store pass, bitch.
[SPEAKER_00]: Torkle.
[SPEAKER_01]: Torkle was all I'd like to go see the Pokemon Center, but I can't walk on this on this uneven ground.
[SPEAKER_01]: My knees.
[SPEAKER_01]: So, so there I accidentally made a big hole on accident and it just, and I don't want to take the time to fill it in.
[SPEAKER_01]: And it's really keeping me from going to that area because I made a mess up and I don't need someone else to fill in the hole.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, the girl's in.
[SPEAKER_01]: Put some, put some, put some stripe soil down, girl.
[SPEAKER_01]: So there I am at Level 10 on Bleak Beach, my favorite of all the beaches.
[SPEAKER_01]: There's only one.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I, I, everybody loves it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I've got a bunch of houses set up.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I just cut the rubbish and garbage door.
[SPEAKER_00]: I got my vibe going.
[SPEAKER_00]: My mood is up.
[SPEAKER_00]: And the party was popping at the, at the, at the mountain, the Rocky Ridge.
[SPEAKER_00]: We had our party.
[SPEAKER_01]: Did you have stew?
[SPEAKER_01]: You had gumbo?
[SPEAKER_01]: We had gumbo, mama.
[SPEAKER_01]: Mama knows.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, we had the gumbo.
[SPEAKER_01]: You made, you made, you made gumbo with that squirrel.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, the squirrel made me her curry and I didn't eat it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I put it in a chest and then I met that volcano and we had fireworks.
[SPEAKER_00]: And now I have just arrived to the sky and hey, it's there's a lot.
[SPEAKER_01]: It's being out of the sky.
[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, so that's kind of where I'm at.
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like you can get a lot of good play pretending in the in the sky area.
[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of fun colored blocks.
[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of a lot of stuff going on.
[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of garbage.
[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of dump.
[SPEAKER_01]: A lot of dump floating in space.
[SPEAKER_00]: So that's kind of where I'm at.
[SPEAKER_00]: Still not game of the year.
[SPEAKER_00]: Though I have not abandoned Pokemon Go like a lot of fake bitches have.
[SPEAKER_00]: I need you to continue opening your gifts and sending your gifts.
[SPEAKER_00]: Please and or thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm looking for remote trades every day.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a Korean.
[SPEAKER_00]: I had our first remote trade today.
[SPEAKER_00]: We both got a new shiny edits to our shiny decks.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for the shiny coughing.
[SPEAKER_01]: your welcome.
[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for the shiny kengaskan.
[SPEAKER_01]: I had been on the search for one.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're welcome.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, uh, anything for me.
[SPEAKER_01]: Are is your shiny is your canto region shiny decks complete?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I have a lot to do.
[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, and I saw you first.
[SPEAKER_00]: Gen one.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, girl.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: Times are tough.
[SPEAKER_00]: I saw you have a shiny sphero.
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a name that don't give it to anyone.
[SPEAKER_00]: What is somebody else wants it in these coming days?
[SPEAKER_00]: They better give you something that you can't deny because because there's only one person who deserves it and it's me.
[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't see how anybody could, you know, entice you more than me.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's fair.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll cancel their trade if they try to take it.
[SPEAKER_00]: Good.
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, um, uh, all's well in Pokemon Go, thank you for asking.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, I, I think I'm up to like 80 best buddies.
[SPEAKER_00]: Damn.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's, that's crazy.
[SPEAKER_00]: Still working on that.
[SPEAKER_00]: Um, and it has, honestly, the remote trading has been game-changing, being able to do lucky remote trades of new shinies across of shiny off the Pokédex, across a lucky off the Pokédex were, were working on it, were getting through it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm, I'm excited.
[SPEAKER_01]: I love when you open someone's remote trade and they just got a portfolio to choose from.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think I, I tagged a bunch.
[SPEAKER_01]: I took the time.
[SPEAKER_01]: I said it'll be worth it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And yeah, so far.
[SPEAKER_01]: So so good.
[SPEAKER_00]: So good.
[SPEAKER_00]: You know how the the Grinch baby head, the baby Grinch skin head, head skin.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the skin head, the baby Grinch head skin.
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, just sold for auction in auction.
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know what, um, I did see another piece of memorabilia selling an auction that I think we could have on it on are you just hanging out on auctions.com.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, but I don't know, maybe the algorithms know that you want to talk about here on auction talk.
[SPEAKER_00]: A auction talk auction talk.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm not, but the algorithm thinks I am.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, the the Ace Ventura Pet Detective Mechanical Reino that he came out of the boat.
[SPEAKER_01]: I can I can I can close my eyes and vividly go right back to that theater when I see.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well time with my pop with my pop pod my brothers.
[SPEAKER_00]: Recession indicator, somebody decided it's time to sell it and to auction it went guess how much it sold for 10k up 45k more 73k 60,000 damn yeah too much for me
[SPEAKER_00]: But I mean, there's got to be a way to monetize that but birth rhino, you could put it as a ride on an amusement park.
[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, this should be, this should be an museum.
[SPEAKER_00]: This should be, this should be at universal somewhere.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hello, like, it's giving iconic prop.
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's, that's when we're billionaires after we help people get like healthcare and do all the right stuff.
[SPEAKER_01]: Then we'll make like a fun amusement park called Prop Land rights.
[SPEAKER_00]: When we're billionaires and give it all away and we're down to 99, 99, 99 millionaires and it's ethical.
[SPEAKER_00]: We're going to have our, our property.
[SPEAKER_00]: museum, and over here, the Weener Mobile, over here, the Baby Grinch skin head, over here, the birth mechanical rhino, you know, all of the attractions, and maybe over there.
[SPEAKER_00]: Can I have a room for my salt and pepper shakers, actually?
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know what I want, I just want like a movie theater room with like a pillow floor like soft cushion Soft okay, okay, sing is is it part of the museum because I don't know how that really fits in no No, no, no, no part of my house.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not letting like filthy children
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this is like a private, you know.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, this is just me as a millionaire in my own like in my own mansion.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_00]: I was thinking the walls could be lined with different, you know, um, silk tapestries.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, the popcorn.
[SPEAKER_00]: Like,
[SPEAKER_00]: Popcorn ceiling.
[SPEAKER_00]: No, the pop.
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, the popcorn buckets from all over the past.
[SPEAKER_00]: All of your favorite popcorn buckets from all your favorite movies.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and yes, yes, and and yes.
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so I can talk about a cup of kelp.
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
[SPEAKER_01]: Well, where can people find you at this amusement park of your dreams?
[SPEAKER_00]: No, you can find me behind Tina Null's gumbo truck.
[SPEAKER_00]: Speaks back and out.
[SPEAKER_00]: What is this blood or was this?
[SPEAKER_00]: What is this?
[SPEAKER_01]: Fresh blood on the pillow.
[SPEAKER_00]: Fresh blood on the pillow.
[SPEAKER_01]: Where can people find you?
[SPEAKER_01]: Not staying at the hotel.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dragon.
[SPEAKER_01]: Not going back.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't make me go back.
[SPEAKER_01]: Dragon and get a mama.
[SPEAKER_01]: Come back.
[SPEAKER_00]: Come back.
[UNKNOWN]: Come back.
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, actually, you also, I saw hoppers.
[SPEAKER_00]: You need to see hoppers.
[SPEAKER_00]: I would like to discuss it.
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought it was great.
[SPEAKER_00]: Listen, a little, a little centrist for me, but like it definitely, you know, went a little, tried to have some environmental comments here.
[SPEAKER_00]: But see it?
[SPEAKER_00]: Did they come for big law, Kagan?
[SPEAKER_00]: big wet now logging a little bit.
[SPEAKER_00]: They came for humans.
[SPEAKER_00]: It was very humans.
[SPEAKER_00]: You need to remember that you fit in nature.
[SPEAKER_00]: You're not above nature.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get with it.
[SPEAKER_01]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: I do want to see hoppers.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to see a project Hail Mary.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God, movies.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got movies to see.
[SPEAKER_01]: I got places to be.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to be inside.
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to be, see, this is why I'd be nice if I had a movie theater in my house with the, like, with the pillow floor and lined and lined buckets on the wall.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_01]: You ever, you ever puke in one of your popcorn buckets?
[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm, I can't say I have my mom.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, bring the teenagers gumbo and let's hit it.
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, bye.