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[SPEAKER_07]: Really do why March madness is on all night long tonight's ends do it's banger after banger after banger of games give us tomorrow off why
[SPEAKER_07]: Because everybody's gonna be raging tonight.
[SPEAKER_07]: Everybody's gonna be drinking hardy of sell to your black and out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's part of it though.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_04]: Part of it is raging and then showing up to work hung over his fuck and talking about the games and how hungry over you are.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't take that away from people.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't want to cut that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just because it sucks a little bit in the moment, doesn't mean you're not creating memories.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's how it is, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like when Bob shows up with his eyes, bloodshot.
[SPEAKER_04]: because I can't tell if it's because of basketball or because of his children.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep, it's both.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a little, yes, it's a little little bit of a columnary, a little bit of a columnary.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's, you know, it's what happens in the night before and then having a child jump on my chest at 5 in the morning.
[SPEAKER_05]: But how hard are you going to go tonight?
[SPEAKER_07]: Pretty good.
[SPEAKER_07]: I know.
[SPEAKER_05]: Pretty good.
[SPEAKER_05]: I want to say tonight's slate.
[SPEAKER_05]: I like better than tomorrow's slate, but I can't remember.
[SPEAKER_07]: But the problem is Bob tomorrow's Friday.
[SPEAKER_05]: So like you're already off dudes.
[SPEAKER_05]: And I got a coach Tball at nine in the morning on Saturdays.
[SPEAKER_07]: So if you're at that age where it's super early.
[SPEAKER_07]: My game, I don't have to coach until 11 30.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: So today's today.
[SPEAKER_05]: I really like Arkansas Arizona and Illinois Houston.
[SPEAKER_05]: He'll Illinois Houston.
[SPEAKER_05]: Starting at nine.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, boy.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yep, full Stranglebation, full David Caridine in the closet.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna paint my face like a gay shit tonight, and I'm not gonna have a spotter.
[SPEAKER_07]: Whatever happens happens tonight, that's how I am.
[SPEAKER_07]: But that's not the top story, top story today is Iran rejects peace plan.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Muslim Center in Dearborn, what the fuck dude?
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a city, bro.
[SPEAKER_07]: Looks like a goddamn strip mall.
[SPEAKER_07]: Iran has rejected the peace plan.
[SPEAKER_07]: The US is positioning ground capable forces in the Middle East.
[SPEAKER_07]: After, I, at, at, at, at, at and so far away.
[SPEAKER_07]: Rejected negotiations Wednesday.
[SPEAKER_07]: speculation grows that Washington could be preparing a decisive next phase and what a ground operation inside Iran might actually look like.
[SPEAKER_07]: Military experts say that the deployments are not a precursor to a large-scale invasion, but instead position the U.S. for targeted short-duration missiles, the kind of operations that could be aimed at delivering an intended final blow.
[SPEAKER_07]: As diplomatic offerings narrow, but all options for a ground campaign come with high risk.
[SPEAKER_07]: They say, I get a turn to you on this one.
[SPEAKER_07]: When they say ground campaign, does that mean our troops specifically on the ground there?
[SPEAKER_04]: It depends on what you mean by there, I ran.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't think, I mean, there's a pretty high potential that special operations pops in and out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, will we know about it after the fact, yeah, I'm not convinced we don't send some folks in to, um, snatch some of that uranium, frankly, okay, uh, like, I don't know if they'll use a tier one unit or if they'll embed nest teams from here that know how to handle that material.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, there are straps with tier 1 that have, if I'm speaking code here, you just have to ask me in the chat, what I'm talking about.
[SPEAKER_04]: Or I'll ask you.
[SPEAKER_04]: There are straps strap hangers, they're called slice elements, people that aren't operators that are assigned to the unit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Didn't know how to handle radiological material.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, if we know where it is, I would be a lot happier just sending a fucking nuke in there and nuke in the place, frankly, like if it's, if they're building missiles and storing uranium inside of a mountain, let's fucking turn that mountain into a mountain, not a mountain anymore.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right, I might have, but, you know,
[SPEAKER_04]: The staging of an additional mu marine expeditionary unit in the area is pretty common for this kind of thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not necessarily an escalation, sending 80 second airborne headquarters plus a couple of amateur battalions from one of the BCTs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Got to remember, the 80 second is very good at war.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've done, like I mean,
[SPEAKER_04]: I must have been a part of 120 to 150 raids, so I'm like that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Even as a civilian, I know the 80 second airborne is elite.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but we all know.
[SPEAKER_04]: But the thing that sets us apart is the capabilities.
[SPEAKER_04]: So the Rangers can...
[SPEAKER_04]: season airfield they'll do an airfield takedown much like we will but the eighty second is staffed in such a way that we can set up kind of a city right so this is what I was talking about when the North Carolina hurricanes happen Roy Cooper's a piece of shit and what led the eighty-second takeover but
[SPEAKER_04]: We can jump in, we can infill into any kind of non-promissive environment, whether it's jumping or some other way.
[SPEAKER_04]: We can set up a full-blown city with logistics, food, shelter, medicine, mechanics for all the stuff, ordinance, people, all this stuff, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: So if we're going to tighten the kilchane on a ran a little bit here, it makes a lot of sense for us to put the 80 second, an 80 second contingent somewhere.
[SPEAKER_04]: and have a view on a boat somewhere as well, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Just in case for QRF, obviously, in case some shit goes down, but also just as a staging point for special operations to run missions.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: We do this even in theater when we're deployed.
[SPEAKER_04]: When we're out in the city somewhere, out in the countryside somewhere, we'll go in first and just like Black Hawk down, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Set up a big cordon, a perimeter around the area so nobody can get in and out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Obviously, that one,
[SPEAKER_04]: didn't go as well because I mean, it was just a complex environment, but we'll set up a big cordon around the area, nobody comes in and we also have a QRF element on station with medics just in case some shit goes down and after we're set up, tier one units will come in, do whatever they do, snatch and grab people or grab materials or kill people or whatever it is and then fuck off and then we bounce out of there.
[SPEAKER_04]: whether there are people deployed there as ground forces or if it's a staging operation off the coast somewhere.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think cargile is a good idea.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't either.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just because they're going to have it zeroed.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, we just talked about this and I don't think that's going to happen, frankly.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's just like a kill box.
[SPEAKER_04]: No.
[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, it's definitely a kill box.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I probably wouldn't do that, but I
[SPEAKER_04]: Things are developing rapidly, these threats in this kind of war tend to evolve instead of go away.
[SPEAKER_04]: So the threat changes into something new.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, for example, in the early days of Iraq, the threat was moveshitty and fighters out there, Republican guard fighters out there that are bed down in cities, kind of like a mosaic fight.
[SPEAKER_04]: My buddy Aaron loves me talking about recently where without central command, they're
[SPEAKER_04]: Excuse me.
[SPEAKER_04]: So
[SPEAKER_04]: Things are developing pretty rapidly now, and the threat environment is going to be, if we start putting people closer to, like actual soldiers closer to the area, that suicide drones and missile strikes on them become a real threat.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that 90% that we're knocking out of the sky right now is not high enough.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's got to be 100%.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we'll see how that goes.
[SPEAKER_04]: One good piece of news is that the, let's see if, I don't know if I wrote it in here yet or not,
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the threat profiles is changing rapidly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is what I'll say about that.
[SPEAKER_04]: So this isn't like a staging for a big ground invasion or anything like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: The size of the unit they send over is not big enough for any of that.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's big enough to establish a footprint so that special operations can do their thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_07]: OK. Now, reading the T leaves here is just going to be on the same timeline that Trump promised
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what he said.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, he said he's pleased with the progress on the military operation against Iran in the conflict may end after four to six weeks of fighting, but a lot of that is going to depend.
[SPEAKER_04]: on Iran and how they negotiate, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, certainly they're gonna hold off to get the best the NP, you should be prepared for this in the same way that Gaza went down.
[SPEAKER_04]: People were belly aching the whole time before the peace plan went into place.
[SPEAKER_04]: The peace plan goes in.
[SPEAKER_04]: Israel drops a bunch of bombs, Hamash drums, a bunch of bombs, two weeks later, they fucking both drop a couple more bombs and then everybody's like, oh, there's nothing going in and now look, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's like this is, again,
[SPEAKER_04]: The situation and threats evolved.
[SPEAKER_04]: Pretty rapidly and there's gonna be just like when you're breaking up a fight between two kids They're gonna be a couple extra extra curricular swings in.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not hockey where there's a fucking penalty for not doing it You know to be like if you if you throw a punch after the reps get in and hockey Then you're gonna get a fucking game as content get kicked out of the game if you are Israel or Iran or Hamas And whoever as well and you drop an extra missile or three after the fucking fact It's just like well people just gonna call you an asshole, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: So I mean you should expect that
[SPEAKER_04]: You should expect that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Trump also went off on NATO.
[SPEAKER_04]: He said that, um...
[SPEAKER_04]: The choke point, the straight-on moves remains an issue despite the removal of the Iranian military commander that ordered it close.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll talk about that more in a minute.
[SPEAKER_04]: But Trump said NATO allies are only now vowing to stand with US.
[SPEAKER_04]: I said 25 years ago that NATO is a paper tiger, but more importantly that will come to their rescue, but they will never come to ours.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I want you to remember what that we said this.
[SPEAKER_04]: They didn't come to our rescue.
[SPEAKER_04]: And this is, by the way, that's a really good point because
[SPEAKER_04]: The stuff that goes through the street or move is barely affects us.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it affects global energy prices.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that affects us downstream, but we don't get much out of that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Our allies do.
[SPEAKER_04]: They get a lot out of there.
[SPEAKER_04]: We don't get shit out of there.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they've decided not to do anything.
[SPEAKER_04]: He goes on to say now, they all want to help when the other side is completely annihilated, which is, that's how Europe does it, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: They wait until the war is over there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Jump on and be like, hey, look, yeah, dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's do this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now that's kind of what we did in World War II and we fair.
[SPEAKER_05]: I look, we're supposed to World War I or World War I.
[SPEAKER_04]: We got our licks in in World War II and we didn't win in one, in one, in one, in one, not two.
[SPEAKER_04]: Two doesn't get one without us going in already.
[SPEAKER_04]: It just doesn't.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, here's my biggest concern here.
[SPEAKER_07]: One, this goes past the timeline to troops on the ground, which I'm completely fucking against, uh, because there's going to be bloodshed.
[SPEAKER_05]: Like beyond special forces, because I don't think that counts.
[SPEAKER_07]: I do too, but here's the thing.
[SPEAKER_07]: If something happens to one of those special forces groups, it's going to be bad.
[SPEAKER_07]: The press is going to be horrific on it, and, uh, and we're going to lose men and women we shouldn't have.
[SPEAKER_04]: And what do you mean we shouldn't have?
[SPEAKER_07]: people are going to ask why and the other already asking now obviously you when I have mutual friends who are saying we should not be here right now today yeah they're wrong I agree to you and I are on the same page but you and I have mutual friends who are very close friends who are saying that we should get the fuck out of there um I if this does not end quickly
[SPEAKER_07]: and gas prices continue to spike this bullshit that's going on with the airports and all the other shit right before midterms.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, it's getting close now.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're about 200 days away from midterms.
[SPEAKER_07]: It ain't going to be great for Republicans and the timeline is shrinking rapidly.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, there better be a plan in place to either go in, do what you're going to do and get the fuck out of there, and try to have minimal loss, hopefully no loss whatsoever, and leave that fucking country and blow up every goddamn ship that's in, that is blocking that straight to her or moves, and get everything back to business as usual, or people are going to freak the fuck out, um, voting wise.
[SPEAKER_07]: So,
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what I'm concerned about, and you were over there, man, the friends of ours, that are bitching about this war, are saying, look, man, I don't think you understand the terrain and everything that's involved there, and where these missiles could potentially be, how far Doug Underground they are if they do exist, because that's another problem.
[SPEAKER_07]: We don't know if they do or do not exist, and
[SPEAKER_07]: What do you do there?
[SPEAKER_07]: Because we thought, initially, the bunker busters got him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe we're dropping more.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm assuming we are.
[SPEAKER_07]: But again, your timeline here for people's patients is probably three weeks.
[SPEAKER_07]: If I was going to do an over under on like Carl Schee, that would be it three weeks right now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, we'll see it out of there.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, if it goes four or five in this bad press, but there's a good conclusion to it, then people will forget.
[SPEAKER_07]: They will buy Memorial Day more than likely because you know we're in a 24 hour news cycle here and nobody gives a fuck
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, having a solid victory with a peace plan moving forward erases any bitching that anybody's done.
[SPEAKER_07]: But you have to have a solid victory.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It can't be.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, we already have a solid victory.
[SPEAKER_07]: I agree.
[SPEAKER_04]: To be fair.
[SPEAKER_04]: But, you know, I mean, the straight or mood stuff is affecting prices.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's the interesting part.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, you know, now we'll see how it goes over the next couple of days.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll just skip to this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we'll go to the next one.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'll return to if you want.
[SPEAKER_07]: So the straight opening Question mark there Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy Commander Ali Reza Tang
[SPEAKER_07]: Syria, sure, why not?
[SPEAKER_07]: I was targeted and killed, and it was really attack.
[SPEAKER_07]: Israel's defense minister has noted tonight's and a precise and lethal operation, the IDF, eliminated the commander of the IRGC Navy.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's that tank.
[SPEAKER_07]: Syria guy, along with a senior, a bunch of senior members of the Naval commands, the man who was directly responsible for the terrorist act of mining and blocking the Strait of Hormos in the
[SPEAKER_07]: Navigation to Navigation has been targeted and eliminated.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is a clear message to all senior officials of the Iranian IRGC terror organization currently ruling Iran.
[SPEAKER_07]: The IDF will hunt and eliminate she won by won.
[SPEAKER_07]: I congratulate the IDF on a perfect execution.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is also significant news for our American partners as an expression of the IDF's assistance in reopening the straight-of-home moves and the historic partnership between
[SPEAKER_07]: U.S. President Donald Trump and Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu in between our two countries and two armies.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, this strike was based on American and Israeli intelligence.
[SPEAKER_07]: Senior Israeli official indicated a fox news and the head of Iranians, excuse me, Iran's Revolutionary Guard Navy, who directly commanded the closure of the Strait of Hormuz, one of the most critical energy choke points, was targeted.
[SPEAKER_07]: specifically in a strike overnight, along with a senior operational leadership.
[SPEAKER_07]: There's clippin these guys one by one.
[SPEAKER_04]: So here's this is we got to bring this back now So mosaic warfare mosaic thinking you know what it mosaic is everybody knows what that is It's a bunch of fucking pictures that make up one picture when Things go wrong with central command and that's a 140 of their top people clipped and two and a half weeks then You know there are these Stability plans for lack of a better phrase
[SPEAKER_04]: where it's not necessarily an insurgent because there's no ground force, but you keep like your job in the absence of orders is just to attack, attack whatever is in your purview.
[SPEAKER_04]: While the only real threat at the moment that we can tell, aside from whatever underground missile capability is going on, we'll handle that at some point.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that's coming soon.
[SPEAKER_04]: The only real threat is an economic one with the regard of the straight-on-moans, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Correct.
[SPEAKER_04]: So the gift that Iran gave Trump, now they're, they're Saber rattling and dipshits like this guy in the chat or like, oh, what kind of Iranians are winning?
[SPEAKER_04]: The, the Saber rattling that's going on from Iran right now is what it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: But the reality is they let 10 oil tankers through the other day, that was the gift that they gave to Trump as a good faith part of the negotiation.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now they say they reject this peace plan.
[SPEAKER_04]: They came back with five points of their own blah, blah, blah, but the reality is they don't have any leadership that's capable of lead that country.
[SPEAKER_04]: They don't have any real military capabilities at all, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: So now it's a matter of precision.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a matter of, um,
[SPEAKER_04]: reaching out or they're actually reaching out to us more than we are reaching out to them but having the process of going back and forth communication wise saying here's what we expect from you and they're like no and here's what we're going to do and they do that thing and we killed the guy that did it which is what just happened yesterday so that's kind of you know what that that's kind of the back and forth and again I'd said this I mean in every conflict we've had in that area
[SPEAKER_04]: People need face saving capabilities, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: In June of last year, when we fucking bomb those nuclear sites, they fucking send out rockets, and they call us and let us know where they're going, which they did it get for the second time, by the way, did the same thing with Soleimani in 2020.
[SPEAKER_04]: That saves for that, we retaliate it, okay, we're not posses.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now we have to do this again, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: And now that there's an actual open conflict going on and not just a single sortier over the course of a couple of hours, it's a little bit more complicated and tastes called more days, a couple more weeks, maybe to do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's just how it works.
[SPEAKER_04]: So there'll be some saber rattling from Iran.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe there's some rogue elements out there that are continuing to fight this mosaics style and we gotta kill them, but that's how it works.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that that's my biggest concern is if there is because it seems like there's a lot of these rogue assholes.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't I would know who to negotiate with because to your point they've killed everybody pretty much and then one dip shit pops up then they clip him within 48 hours and then I guess you're negotiating with somebody else who might not have been privy to the other negotiations and he's got to come up with his own shit and you got to do this all over again Well I mean it's it's it's about again.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there's there's people that are in charge of certain things IRGC bossage maybe I doubt we're going to talk to anybody from bossage
[SPEAKER_04]: but IRGC is a possibility there might be people from the civilian side of the government that we're talking to as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: Trump says that we've we've identified the right people to talk to and you got this is you have to think about this.
[SPEAKER_04]: As you said,
[SPEAKER_04]: There's more than one person, there's a power vacuum right there's more than one person vying for it and if Trump's smart he's doing what businessmen do which is playing the fucking competitors against each other to get the best possible deal right and also during that process having Witt Conf and Kushner and JD who's involved in it as well thankfully because he's a pretty smart guy as well.
[SPEAKER_04]: fair it out who the serious people aren't who the dipshits are and serious as in are they serious about what they say and and are they capable of accomplishing what they're offering because those are two very different things right um wooden shock me if whomever we're negotiating with said hey this fucking uh uh uh tank Siri guy who's the naval commander who keep fucking with the straight he won't listen to us
[SPEAKER_04]: So, I mean, I'm not saying he's on that block, but, you know, I shouldn't have heard and then a bond hits him, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_04]: This stuff happens all the time in situations like this.
[SPEAKER_04]: So wouldn't be shocked if...
[SPEAKER_04]: That's part of it.
[SPEAKER_07]: In sort of interrupts you, Trump has just announced what that gift is and Bob I just sent you to tell you what it was.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's saying it was something else.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was ten tankers that they allowed full of petroleum to go through the straight on molested.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: And why is that a big deal?
[SPEAKER_07]: How much is on a tanker?
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, I mean, I don't know, but I think there were Pakistani flagships and Pakistani is the Pakistan has been the middle man broker during these negotiations.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: So Trump, I would imagine somebody on the staff, maybe even, uh, I don't know if Pakistan was involved in that particular part or not, but somebody on the staff would have said, as a show of faith, there's 10 fucking Pakistani tankers, oil tankers set to go through, don't fuck with them to show us your serious about negotiating.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's interesting that it happened on the same day that that dude got clipped, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Honestly, that's a coincidence, a little bit too high for me not to pick my rage.
[SPEAKER_07]: It seems like somebody probably gave up his info.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then said, all right, here's the gift.
[SPEAKER_07]: Here's this other guy, and that's the other gifts.
[SPEAKER_07]: And thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_07]: Press play.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've not heard this.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is live right now.
[SPEAKER_01]: They said to show you the fact that we're real and solid.
[SPEAKER_01]: And with there, we're going to let you have eight boats of oil, eight boats, eight big boats of oil.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_01]: This was two days ago, and they'll sail up tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_01]: That was three days ago, and I didn't think much about it.
[SPEAKER_01]: And then I watched the news, and they said, a very good anchor, actually, happened to be Fox.
[SPEAKER_01]: But I watched it, and they said, something's unusual happening.
[SPEAKER_01]: that are going right up the middle of the Homo street.
[SPEAKER_01]: Eight big tankers are going loaded up with oil, right through it, and I said, well, I guess they were right, and they were real.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I think they were Pakistani flag.
[SPEAKER_01]: And I said, well, I guess we deal with the right people.
[SPEAKER_01]: And actually, they then apologized for something they said, and they said, we're going to send two more boats.
[SPEAKER_01]: and ended up being 10 bucks.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I hope I haven't screwed up your negotiations.
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was a problem.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what's really funny?
[SPEAKER_04]: You can cut this.
[SPEAKER_04]: So in another interview, they were talking about Venezuela and shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, about how their oil started to move around too.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I think it was Bergam, Doug Bergam, was like, yeah, they're starting to move.
[SPEAKER_04]: Our first, he says Trump, so Poverty's down there, they're going to build him a statue or whatever.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then Berg, and then Bergam goes on to talk for like two minutes.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then he's like, yeah, and then you know, Venezuela and oil is really moving right now, and that's a good sign and Trump's like for good about that talk more about that statue
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, is that what they were laughing to right at this because also Rubio just released a statement Bob that I sent you in regards to I ran and how this is going and we couldn't see them as the last video But he he was sitting apparently into the left of Trump.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's probably like You know how when you get in an Uber and the Nigerian is also on a phone call doing customer service or somebody That's basically more good.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's entire administration
[SPEAKER_04]: That motherfucker has got like eight jobs.
[SPEAKER_04]: What the hell?
[SPEAKER_04]: He's been alone.
[SPEAKER_07]: Wait, Bob, pop up this, don't play it.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's got the same look on his face that he had in that white house that's been that meme forever, or he's just got his head down and he's just like, all right, man, how many fucking countries do I have to fucking run here?
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's hear his thoughts and regards to a ran.
[SPEAKER_07]: And again, this is all taking place right now.
[SPEAKER_00]: The most important job any President has is to keep the American people safe, and every President says it, but we have a President that means it and does something about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: As the President outlined very clearly to the world, on the night this operation began, Iran has been at war with the United States for forty-seven years.
[SPEAKER_00]: For forty-seven years Iran has been killing Americans and attacking Americans across this planet, and other presidents had an opportunity to do something about it.
[SPEAKER_00]: And they all warned about how Iran was dangerous, but they refused to act.
[SPEAKER_00]: And this president's not someone that's going to refuse to act.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's not going to leave a danger like this in place.
[SPEAKER_00]: He's going to address it, and that is what he is doing.
[SPEAKER_00]: From the very first night of this operation, the president made it very clear.
[SPEAKER_00]: People like this, and now what I'm talking about is not the people of Iran.
[SPEAKER_00]: The people that run this country are radical, she or clerics.
[SPEAKER_00]: These are religious fanatics.
[SPEAKER_00]: Look what they are doing now.
[SPEAKER_00]: At their weakest point, this is the weakest Iran has ever been.
[SPEAKER_00]: And look at what they're doing.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're attacking embassies.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're embassies.
[SPEAKER_00]: They're attacking hotels.
[SPEAKER_00]: They imagine what these people would do if they had a nuclear weapon.
[SPEAKER_00]: That is an unacceptable risk for the world.
[SPEAKER_00]: By the way, the president's not just doing a favor to the United States and to our people.
[SPEAKER_00]: This is for the world.
[SPEAKER_00]: He defined very clearly on the first night of this operation what the goal was.
[SPEAKER_00]: We were going to destroy Iran's Navy, and that is happening.
[SPEAKER_00]: If it hasn't already happened, I'll let Pete speak to the specifics of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: We were going to destroy their missile launching capabilities, where well under way to achieving that goal.
[SPEAKER_00]: We were going to destroy the factory so they couldn't make more missiles and more drones.
[SPEAKER_00]: And that is moving forward.
[SPEAKER_00]: Every single objective the President clearly laid out on the first night of this operation is being effectuated, again, Pete will speak to the specifics of it.
[SPEAKER_00]: This has been an incredibly successful operation.
[SPEAKER_00]: And every day, it may not get covered because, you know, we're unlike them, we're not bombing embassies and hotels, we're hitting military targets.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then Pete Heggsiff also went on to speak afterwards in regards to this, and yeah, I'll send you the first clip, Bob, you can play this right now, because this guy, I wanted to ask you about
[SPEAKER_07]: uh... and and what he had to do uh... with this camera's play on this clip here's magseth who was sitting to his left camera right
[SPEAKER_02]: networks that we know.
[SPEAKER_02]: Many of the Iranian military factories and bases that were systematically destroying were paid for by the pallets of American cash that Barack Obama flew into Tehran under the Iran deal.
[SPEAKER_02]: You might call it an inconvenient truth.
[SPEAKER_02]: Iran took our money and turned it into weapons and bunkers and ammo, and now we're destroying those weapons and we're writing your writing, Mr. President, that grievous wrong.
[SPEAKER_02]: and make no mistake we had to act.
[SPEAKER_02]: And our objectives are clear of no nukes, no navy, and a complete dismantling of their missile program and defense industrial base.
[SPEAKER_02]: And as Marco pointed out that mission, and the VP as well has not changed since day one.
[SPEAKER_02]: Yet,
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm, is it odd to anybody that they're all just like using each other's first names and not their titles?
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, that's, that's, that's out of the ordinary.
[SPEAKER_07]: It is, but also in a working relationship when you're high up with like CEOs and VP's and all that other shit at business.
[SPEAKER_07]: everybody refers to each other as their first name because it's like hey we're close enough to do this and these guys are working hand-in-hand every single day it feels like all of these press conferences from the White House typically involve all of them.
[SPEAKER_07]: You'll see Trump, J.D.
[SPEAKER_07]: Vance, Marco and Hexith and then Susie Wiles is usually there as well and they all call each other by their first names.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it feels like it's the five of them who are the power five and then
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, he does anybody else.
[SPEAKER_07]: He doesn't belong.
[SPEAKER_07]: Not that he would be, but I think it is important to know that these guys have a pretty tight lockdown system and to be honest with you, it might be the only five they trust.
[SPEAKER_07]: within the White House after we went through the first term.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe, I mean, other people are doing other stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know everybody's trying to fucking talk shit about Tulsy being, oh, she's being excluded from this.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, she's been working on it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Working and actually working, broke the news today.
[SPEAKER_04]: I believe or maybe it was yesterday.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll get to that story here a little bit about USAID and the fucking DNC.
[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, it's like she's been doing other stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cash, I don't think is doing a great job, but he's also doing other stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's like there was an ID found at Centcom headquarters in Florida.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right, and they already found the two people that did it and charged them with federal crimes like that's his job I don't need him at this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Nope talking about foreign policy, man It's just like it has nothing to do with him in the same way to be frank that
[SPEAKER_04]: The stuff that Joe Kent has been talking about.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's definitely got a history with a lot of this stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: But right now, in the position he was in, one, NCTC is not an investigative unit.
[SPEAKER_04]: They don't have any investigators on staff.
[SPEAKER_04]: They don't have 18, 11, authority to investigate.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not their job.
[SPEAKER_04]: So the idea that he was boxed out of an investigation is like me saying I was boxed out of plain center field for the fucking braves.
[SPEAKER_04]: You were, I'm not on the team, my friend.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it doesn't make any sense.
[SPEAKER_04]: uh... or i'm sorry gabbard she's the d and i their job is to manage analyst and manage the intersection of the intelligence community the nctc specifically about domestic threats so unless there's some nexus to uh... the warna ran to a specific domestic threat aside from just like hey we're going to fucking hit him he's going to be a higher alert here then that would be inside of his purview but other than that that's like
[SPEAKER_04]: not his job.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's just like, uh, that's, that's no, that's so shade on him.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's fucking really smart and very capable at doing the job that he was assigned to do.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just do that, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Same thing with Tulsi.
[SPEAKER_04]: Her job is to do what the fuck she's doing.
[SPEAKER_07]: And she's here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good job is not to do this other shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: And, uh, now we have an NSA and a CIA for the stuff that people think she does.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what people think the DNI does, but it's not that.
[SPEAKER_04]: and it's done the Secretary of State's job either and it's not the fucking Secretary of Wars job.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's her job, the DNI, the coordinate between the intelligence community to get direct orders from the president to go investigate certain things inside of the intelligence community, which is what the fuck she's doing, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's her job and she's doing her job.
[SPEAKER_07]: And a lot of people in the media have been asking about JD Vance and where is he, tell you where he is.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's been taking these meetings with Jared Kushner behind the scenes because you need two friendly faces and hey, we're here to help you and how do we help each other and blah, blah, blah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that's what that gig is right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: And they're going around everywhere.
[SPEAKER_07]: Chat with everybody.
[SPEAKER_07]: And you need two friendly Americans that are there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Who aren't as aggressive as these three who we just played here on the show and that helps even in this bullshit highway Situation that we're dealing with here when there were putting the 11 lane highway in and it's and it's creeping up on us They hired a fucking grandmother who had never worked with a transportation system in an entire life I think she told me she used to be a vice principal at an elementary school
[SPEAKER_07]: And now she's in charge of this text dot program, which is the transportation for all the rebuilds and the highways and the states.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I looked her dead in the face on the second meeting and I go, you and I both know why you got the job.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's because you look like a grandmother, you probably are.
[SPEAKER_07]: She said I am.
[SPEAKER_07]: And she's in her 60s and I go, what's your real job?
[SPEAKER_07]: She says I used to be a principal or worker at the school the way I would fuck it was.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I go, the only reason you're here is because they think somebody like me won't scream in your face and ask you the tough fucking questions.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's what those two are doing.
[SPEAKER_07]: You need friendly Americans out there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let's face it.
[SPEAKER_07]: You can't have heads this showing up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Saying I'm gonna fucking kick your chest in, shit inside your mouth, rip your hair out, fucking eat it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, you can't.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think Trump said it yesterday.
[SPEAKER_04]: I have one hand extended for a hand shake and the other one closed into a fist ready to punch you in the fucking face.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's what the commander's job is.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the open hand is Marco Rubio and Jared Kushner and Steve Whitcoff and the close fist is Pete Hexeth and all of our friends.
[SPEAKER_04]: And that's how you fucking negotiate.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just how it is, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Especially when you're the fucking dominant power, you everybody's favorite rattles.
[SPEAKER_04]: We move things into position.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just like we did before the war, moving the fucking the Armada, which is essentially what it is now, and to place, this is all strategic and escalatorian, some way or another.
[SPEAKER_04]: But sometimes the escalation is designed to put people in check and say, hey,
[SPEAKER_04]: You're kind of fucked here.
[SPEAKER_04]: And we want a positive solution to this.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're not trying to fucking kill everybody in a ram.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're not trying to kill 90 million people, obviously.
[SPEAKER_04]: We want there to be a real country that respects, at least somewhat, respects human rights moving forward, that doesn't fuck around with everybody's boats.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's pretty much it, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a pretty low standard here.
[SPEAKER_04]: So all you gotta do is fucking
[SPEAKER_07]: play along a little bit and you can gain immense wealth and power inside that country if you're one of the fucking leaders that are still left sure i mean it's a pretty good fucking deal for people so we'll see how it goes yeah we will and you know for me there's a republican and i'd like to see some fucking seats last in the fall or whatever's going to happen here at midterms uh i'm hoping for a speedy end to this fucking thing uh i'm hoping for energy prices and all that other stuff to come down i'm hope for drone
[SPEAKER_07]: start cutting interest rates and then boom, the country's really fucking rolling at that point.
[SPEAKER_07]: So that's my biggest wish right now and then obviously that none of our troops get hurt.
[SPEAKER_07]: And if we're able to accomplish that in the next three weeks and get the fuck out of there, I think it'd be a big win and look.
[SPEAKER_04]: your fucking headboard is going to have the eye at toll on it is going to have a dero on it and uh... solo money and whoever these other fuck faces are and it's pretty fucking impressive yeah i mean we'll see it like if you're on uh... if you're in the eighty second and the d r f or whatever they're calling it now the word or something ready for some of the call it now concrete used to be d r f if you're there or you're on one of these music deployed there
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I don't want to, I'm not going to speak for anybody, but if I was there, I would be itching to fuck somebody up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's my, that's your whole life, man.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's sitting around, waiting to put up with all the bullshit, all the training, all the fucking sweating, all the standard around, waiting on fucking LMTVs to come pick you up, late at night after a long day at the fucking range, all the cutting grass and getting yelled out for stupid bullshit and not being able to put my hands in my mother fucking pockets when it's cold outside, just like a shoot somebody in the fucking face, you know what
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm not sitting around thinking about how if I might get hurt or killed, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm thinking about it's my time to fuck somebody up, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: So don't I respect the sacrifice and obviously if there's lots of life that sucks in it's tragic, but I don't sit around worrying about that because I know those dudes, because I was one of them and they're they're looking for a fucking fight.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was a picture of them getting ready and it looked like they were fucking ants, dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they fucking should be.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's your job.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you're not amped in that position, fucking, and you're in the 82nd, wait for your next jump and refuse to jump and get out of that unit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's it, because you don't belong there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, first up, advertising was, support of advertisers.
[SPEAKER_07]: They put this fucking shit wagon on the air.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, look a little booze too, it's back.
[SPEAKER_07]: Look, it's you guys.
[SPEAKER_04]: They were smoking crack in the parking line.
[SPEAKER_07]: Where did they really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I could smell it as well as like burning rubber.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, grab some hard AF, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, maybe they were just bone and if the hotel came back, proud of you guys.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, good job.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good job there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, he's a whole king man.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's still not as close to me.
[SPEAKER_07]: I put my hand on your shoulder.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's a smaller one.
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[SPEAKER_05]: All righty to tonight we lead off with uh, probably the weakest of the slate.
[SPEAKER_04]: Whoa.
[SPEAKER_04]: We don't we don't shame here.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we never do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, who is it?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's Texas verse Purdue.
[SPEAKER_05]: Purdue is a seven and a half point favorite.
[SPEAKER_05]: I have Purdue.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_05]: I think Purdue rolls.
[SPEAKER_05]: People forget they were the preseason number one.
[SPEAKER_05]: They were one of the best point guards in the country.
[SPEAKER_05]: I like Purdue rolls.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're both movement is excellent too.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think they move on.
[SPEAKER_07]: Who do you got next?
[SPEAKER_05]: Iowa versus Nebraska.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nebraska is a one and a half point.
[SPEAKER_05]: I got a Nebraska.
[SPEAKER_05]: Nebraska is tough.
[SPEAKER_05]: Same disease.
[SPEAKER_05]: Next up the late night slate is where it gets real fun Arkansas against Arizona Arizona is an eight and a half point That's a lot of points man for this like Arkansas can get hot and score Tokark and saw on this one the points.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's up in drinking bro's sports some Facebook You know private group, but you can see all the best slips already bet it and they're posted right now Arizona's got a really good defense, so
[SPEAKER_07]: I know, Arizona's been excellent all year.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just a powerhouse and they're very, very fight.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're very efficient.
[SPEAKER_04]: They have a lot of rotational depth and they're going to try.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's interesting to see a number one seed against a number four seed.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think you're going to see a lot of aggressive defense and traps and stuff like that from Arizona to try to stifle Arkansas out of the gate.
[SPEAKER_05]: The over under this is very high.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm taking the under.
[SPEAKER_05]: Arkansas didn't play a lot of defense.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, they don't, but Arizona does, and I'm as such I am going to take the under.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just for shits and gigs because I think Arizona is going to be able to hold him in check.
[SPEAKER_07]: We would have to be in 84 83 game there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Last game up, Bob.
[SPEAKER_07]: Illinois against Houston.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is a great game.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a great game and I took Illinois and this one plus the points.
[SPEAKER_04]: Illinois shoots really well and Houston rebounds really well, so I don't know if that neutralizes each other.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's just going to be a really good back and forth game.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's just a matchup
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a perfect matchup.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a perfect matchup.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's a perfect matchup.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a perfect matchup.
[SPEAKER_07]: 23rd, I think.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, yes, we will be with you alive that night on all the platforms.
[SPEAKER_07]: Next up, the Iran timeline.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is President Donald Trump acknowledging peacemaking with Iran has been made difficult because of their sinister sick replacement leaders who are hiding.
[SPEAKER_07]: One of the problems they do when they deal with us is when we deal with people and people who aren't able to communicate with anybody else because of all their
[SPEAKER_07]: Trump said it is a second cabinet meeting there.
[SPEAKER_07]: The first level is gone and then they met to pick a new level and now they're gone.
[SPEAKER_07]: They're all gone because they didn't make the deal.
[SPEAKER_07]: And because they're sick people, they're really sick, they're really sinister, sick people.
[SPEAKER_07]: Any time you use the word sick three times in the same sentence, I love Regardless of the struggle to find a diplomatic off ramp Trump is pleased with the process on the military operation against Iran Now they they rejected the 15-point ceasefire proposal that we talked about Do you know why and what their specific problem ones with that plan?
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, yeah, there's a whole lot of, I'll maybe pull it up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, there's, uh, where is it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Please, no five positions.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, there are some things that they wanted in return.
[SPEAKER_04]: Iran, uh, yeah, the four ministers says we don't want to cease fire.
[SPEAKER_04]: We want the war to end in a way that it does not repeat on our own terms.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's not going to happen.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, the damages.
[SPEAKER_04]: to the people of Iran must also be compensated.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that's a fucking funny thing for him to say after they killed 30,000 fucking proteins.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's, um, and who's the he in this situation?
[SPEAKER_04]: That is, uh, uh, uh, erogachi, uh, erogachi or erogachi or erogachi, I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, uh, he'll be a long anymore.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, he's the foreign minister.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're not going to kill him.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's a diplomat.
[SPEAKER_04]: It would be uncouth.
[SPEAKER_04]: It would be that would be if like effectively Hitton and embassy we wouldn't do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Gotcha.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, however the Iranian military spokesperson, Ibrahim Zulfagari, says have you have your internal conflicts reach the point of you negotiating with yourselves?
[SPEAKER_04]: Um,
[SPEAKER_04]: That's an interesting idea from a guy who's the military spokesperson because I think they probably have.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, this is something, I don't know if you've read the book, Jack attack, Bob?
[SPEAKER_05]: It's sort of a Bible for me.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Jack attack is like, it's a parody of the art of the deal, the Jack Donoggy dead in 30 Rock, the Alec Baldwin's character dead.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, but one of the, and this is true, one of the things that you don't do in a debate or in a negotiation is to negotiate with yourself, because now you're fucked, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Now you're just taking two options, one of which is the one you want, one of which is the one you don't want, and you're negotiating with yourself and you're dragging your case down.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right now, because of the fractured Iranian state and because people who keep rejected deals keep disappearing off the earth, usually in a big cloud of fucking smoke, they aren't negotiating with themselves a little bit, and that's a power vacuum, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's difficult for us to figure out sometimes who the serious people are.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, I don't know how much it helps that Trump's talking so much shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're lousy fighters, but great negotiators, they're begging to work out a deal, and I don't know if we'll be able to do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, this is just classic Trump, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's, I wouldn't read too much into that part, but it's classic Trump.
[SPEAKER_04]: And then, you know, he says they're begging to make a deal.
[SPEAKER_04]: Which they should be doing because they have been military militarily a bloody obliterated was zero chance But come back in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: They public with state.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're only looking at our proposal wrong Wrong yeah Yeah, so TBD will see how it goes.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean the timeline he says is that we're still on as four to six weeks This is week four.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is yes, so there's two more weeks after this To see I think there'll probably be some movement.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't expect that everything will be wrapped up with a bow
[SPEAKER_04]: frankly.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think we'll be reaching some kind of agreement by the end of that two week period.
[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of people have been making bets on polymarket that it's over by this weekend.
[SPEAKER_07]: Call she is.
[SPEAKER_07]: Call she has to be aware.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: One of the reasons they did that is because the IDF put out an all-net
[SPEAKER_04]: saying you've got 48 hours to drop all your bombs because the US is getting ready to rap this thing up.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how accurate that is and obviously even if it was accurate at the time things can change.
[SPEAKER_04]: So we'll see how it all goes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: what would be the harm in it to go bombs away for the next let's call it forward three to four days with everything you gots and just completely level on to where it's just like I can't do it well here's what you don't want to do if you've identified a serious player who's actually willing to negotiate and he's behind the scenes trying to consolidate power right now you don't want to fuck that up right you don't want to knock him out of a position of authority by doing something even if you don't know it's going to happen
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, what you would do, and what this is what we've done historically, both with cartels and South American leaders in general, primarily, is start hitting his counterparts, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: So if you start seeing Israel in the United States, hit certain parts of the fucking country, where, uh,
[SPEAKER_04]: Like this guy was on some hidden naval base somewhere that we clipped yesterday.
[SPEAKER_04]: We start seeing stuff like that, like precision strikes.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's probably people getting taken out.
[SPEAKER_04]: If it's just like a couple of strikes here and they're like three rockets or three missiles, they hit a specific location.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's almost certainly an assassination and not a weapon to depot.
[SPEAKER_04]: A weapon to depot is gonna get hit much harder.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, so I keep an eye for that over the next couple of days, but to answer your question, you don't want to, if there's a consolidation of power with a person that we're willing to talk to, going on right now, you don't want to disrupt that too much.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you got to do what you got to do.
[SPEAKER_04]: If there's a fucking target of opportunity, still got to hit it, but you don't want to make him look weak basically, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Cause that would be self defeating.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, when you look to those pictures of the 82nd Airborne, there's a personal question.
[SPEAKER_07]: where you jealous, where you're like, man, I wish we could go back 20 years.
[SPEAKER_04]: The thing that would make me very angry is if they jump into car and get a fucking mustard stain, like a jump combat jump.
[SPEAKER_04]: That has to be off.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's also, I mean, the poor marines are gonna be two mues are gonna be sitting down.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're watching a fucking C-130 go overhead with pairtroopers jumping out of it and they're just sitting there with their dicks in their hand.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're gonna be fucking probably even more piss than I am because they can see it with their own eyeballs.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Next up, USAID was the DNC piggy bank.
[SPEAKER_07]: I always figured this was the case here, but now I guess US intelligence has intercepted Ukrainian government communications discussing a plot to route hundreds of millions of American tax dollars earmarked for clean energy into the war torn country and move them to United States.
[SPEAKER_07]: to enrich then President Joe Biden's 2024 reelection campaign in the Democratic National Committee according to a declassified intelligence report, summarizing the intercepts that was obtained by just the news.
[SPEAKER_07]: Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard recently learned of the intercepts
[SPEAKER_07]: to scour for records to see if the plot actually was carried out, and whether or not criminal referral should be made to the FBI.
[SPEAKER_07]: Gabbard's team has not found a substantial evidence that the intercepted allegations were thoroughly investigated during the Biden administration, and the communications are not believed to be tied to Russian disinformation efforts officials said.
[SPEAKER_07]: How serious is this and how likely is it?
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, I mean, it doesn't get any more serious than that.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I mean, it's serious is in, or people don't want to fucking jail finally, or is anything going to happen to these people, like, I want some real serious shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Not, oh, hey, it was this guy, and they're going to get a slap on the dumb.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, uh, it depends on who it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's no politicians going down for this, for sure.
[SPEAKER_04]: but individual people in government can, I mean, I guess it depends.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, this is in charge of U.S. AID, and then the DNZ, is it where we're talking like Donna Brazil?
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, no, how far, because it goes back to the Biden administration, I don't know who's in there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, the DNZ has already been caught doing so much.
[SPEAKER_04]: So they funded that Russian collusion thing, nothing's happened.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but by the way, the media is still repeating the same way, but it did happen.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I mean, right after Mueller died.
[SPEAKER_04]: When I say nothing's happened, I mean that nobody went to prison for that for paying a foreign Intelligence officer to fake Intelligence if the steel does yet.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, no one's going to jail.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, and I don't think anybody will go to jail for this either I don't either and that's what sucks about them So when I hear stories like this and I was like how serious is it?
[SPEAKER_07]: Is it serious enough people going to jail?
[SPEAKER_07]: They think it actually happened.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, they always do we just have the answer that we always knew
[SPEAKER_04]: The intercepts mentioned two American subcontractors as possible recipients of the money that would eventually be moved to democratic coffers.
[SPEAKER_04]: The names are included in the still classified ross-by-date of what we're adapted from this report.
[SPEAKER_04]: We'll see what it is, but this is a quote.
[SPEAKER_04]: The plan to include the details of how subcontractors would be funded through U.S. companies so that how the funds were spent and allocated would be difficult to track.
[SPEAKER_04]: The de-classified summer-stated, additionally contracts would be executed.
[SPEAKER_04]: That would be difficult to verify in this manner, most of the U.S. funding would be diverted to Joe Biden's election campaign without the ability to track where exactly the funds came from.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, uh, with with all this man, um, and all these fucking reports coming out of fraud, waste, abuse, and everything else, zero people in prison for it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, now, let's take the minutes so to think.
[SPEAKER_07]: I heard there was a bunch of some aliens that are actually, you know, going to prison.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, that's already started.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's already started.
[SPEAKER_07]: But.
[SPEAKER_07]: The officials are still there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Tim Walls is still there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Ilan Omar is still there.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, Tim Walls is out of government now.
[SPEAKER_04]: There was some smoke that he may resign, but he's just, he's not going to run.
[SPEAKER_04]: And now I don't know what.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, but he's still the governor of Minnesota, and he's given fucking speeches every day.
[SPEAKER_07]: Until January, you know.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, which is a long time.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, you're looking at another nine months with that dick hole in there, spout and off, weird shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: But as I look at all of this, let's take the Mueller death.
[SPEAKER_07]: Everything, every single new station, ABC minus Fox, ABC, NBC, CBS Fox, I'm sorry, CNN, MSNBC, all those guys.
[SPEAKER_07]: All they talked about was, you know, he worked so bravely and tirelessly and was just an unbelievable servant to this country for investigating the Russia hoax, no one ever finished that sentence and say, hey, it was just proven and everybody wants to capital hell to do it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Nobody else also said about Mueller, hey, he did his entire investigation.
[SPEAKER_07]: We said millions and millions of taxpayer dollars to find absolutely zero.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, look, if the president ordered him to do it, then there's nothing that to be done.
[SPEAKER_04]: even if it's wrong because the president has that authority and we'll talk about a little bit what local authorities are even the federal even the FBI might what jurisdiction they may have to do this because of the idiot in Philadelphia Larry Crass.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, Larry Crass.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, uh, Philadelphia County district attorney Lawrence Crassner.
[SPEAKER_07]: A.K.A.
[SPEAKER_07]: Larry criticized the Trump administration for spatching ICE agents to airports to assist TSA officers who have gone unpaid for weeks amid a Democratic, excuse me, Democrats, for funding laughs that apartment of Homeland Security, a Democrat whose campaigns receive funds tied to left-wing Hungarian American billionaire George Soros, has criticized President Donald Trump.
[SPEAKER_07]: and DHS for months over their immigration enforcement measures and previously threatened to hunt down ice agents.
[SPEAKER_07]: He believed violated city laws if there were to be a, quote, Minnesota style situation in Pennsylvania.
[SPEAKER_07]: On Tuesday, Krasner spoke from the airport, saying Trump's administration officials tried to confound the public in agents themselves as to what is legal, behavior, and what is not.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a cute story, Lawrence, is it?
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Lawrence, aka Larry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Lawrence.
[SPEAKER_04]: You're a fucking idiot.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, you, it's talking about the president trying to confound people about what the law is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here's some fucking law for you, fuck face.
[SPEAKER_04]: Under a very long standing Supreme Court president and Renegal 135 US, one in 1890, federal officers acting within the scope of their duties have supremacy clause in the community from state criminal prosecution to include city criminal prosecution.
[SPEAKER_04]: You fucking retard.
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, how can you be the district attorney?
[SPEAKER_04]: of a major U.S. city.
[SPEAKER_04]: So let's say the either one of those shootings in Minnesota would have gone to trial.
[SPEAKER_04]: They would have gone to federal trial.
[SPEAKER_04]: The federal government has the right to reach down grab that case and yank it.
[SPEAKER_04]: The agents or the U.S. government can immediately remove the case to federal court under 28 U.S.C.
[SPEAKER_04]: Section 1442.
[SPEAKER_04]: You looked that up too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Once there, the state charges
[SPEAKER_04]: legally prevent states from criminalizing or punishing the performance of federal duties.
[SPEAKER_04]: In addition, the agents in question could then sue Lawrence Krazner and the city and federal civil court under 42 USC 1983 from violating their rights.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you are in Philadelphia, please know.
[SPEAKER_04]: that your district attorney is a fucking moron who doesn't know the law.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's your only job.
[SPEAKER_04]: Your job is not to give fucking press conferences.
[SPEAKER_04]: Your job is to keep the city safe with your suck at and know the fucking law which you clearly don't.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Shut the fuck up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Jesus Christ, man.
[SPEAKER_07]: And now all these assholes from the Democrat side are on television saying,
[SPEAKER_07]: I will keep it shut down.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're not funding ice under any situation.
[SPEAKER_07]: Whatever Bob, go to your inbox and you can play this clip here.
[SPEAKER_07]: This was a sweet little mask off moment here for representative Garra Mendy, a fucking famous Democrat.
[SPEAKER_07]: It was just like, yeah, man, it'd be a good idea to go on TV and just say this.
[SPEAKER_06]: You will keep this going until we come.
[SPEAKER_06]: Look, can you agree to that?
[SPEAKER_06]: Will you keep this going this still might going in front of the audience agree?
[SPEAKER_06]: Why not?
[SPEAKER_06]: You will keep this going.
[SPEAKER_07]: Just why not?
[SPEAKER_07]: Why not?
[SPEAKER_04]: Why wouldn't we keep this shutdown?
[SPEAKER_04]: I was actually on this show this morning.
[SPEAKER_04]: Were you really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: I look at you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Marky Martin, on News Nation.
[SPEAKER_07]: Her name is Marky Martin.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: She have a funky bunch.
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, I don't know if that's her real last name or for Art Rio.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I don't know if that's her her maiden name or not, or if that's her.
[SPEAKER_04]: How's she's married?
[SPEAKER_07]: It's uh, we call that a show business.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it could be.
[SPEAKER_04]: Usually when people don't change her names.
[SPEAKER_04]: Unless it's a court.
[SPEAKER_04]: If it's a cooler name, Marky Martin may be better than the one she started with.
[SPEAKER_04]: If she was like Marky, Eva Hemovich or some shit like that, people don't really keep Jewish names and show business unless you're a producer or director.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you're an actor, you shorten it to John Stuart.
[SPEAKER_07]: You gotta get out of the name.
[SPEAKER_07]: Gotta get out of there.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, a fun fact that I learned during the last Oscars was Michael B. Jordan's father.
[SPEAKER_07]: His name is Michael A. Jordan.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that is true.
[SPEAKER_04]: Does Michael B. Jordan have a kid named Michael C. Jordan?
[SPEAKER_04]: If not, that would be the funniest shit of all times.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I said, I'm Ross Padsman.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, he has so many kids.
[SPEAKER_07]: But I go if you do, you don't have a choice.
[SPEAKER_04]: He seems like a good dude.
[SPEAKER_04]: Have some kids named Michael C. Jordan.
[SPEAKER_04]: Michael D. Jordan.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just like fucking George Forman.
[SPEAKER_04]: Go full on with it.
[SPEAKER_07]: and every lady wants Michael V. Jordan so yeah I'm sure he has his pick at the moment uh... he's busy being one of the biggest movie stars on the planet but yeah as I'm watching all this shit unfold man they're going on television left and right saying i know man we're gonna keep the shut down yeah we do not want to fund ice
[SPEAKER_07]: What I can't figure out is, what does that mean?
[SPEAKER_07]: More funding for ICE are just funding it all.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, they don't want to reimagine it just like they wanted to reimagine police back in the day.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is just a new defund the police movement.
[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, right now the European Union is moving quicker to deal with immigration stuff that even we are.
[SPEAKER_04]: The AFD, which is like the so-called far right party and Germany, they're just fucking right wing.
[SPEAKER_04]: proposed to the European Union Parliament, this remigration plan, which is basically like give a rest and deport all these fucking people.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it passed with a standing ovation in the European Parliament today, which is a pretty new thing to be fair.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, right.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think even with their globalist ideology, they realize you can't just import the third world.
[SPEAKER_04]: We got to figure out a new way to do this because this is fucking everything up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, so that's a that that'll be a brief respite from globalism a little bit because it's gonna cost them a lot of their time energy and money To start sending these motherfuckers back to where we're shit old country they came from We'll see what the execution end of that looks like, but it's a good sign mean while we can't get politicians to fund TSA.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's matter of fact I'll say this
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, if you're a TSA employee in the Austin area and you can't afford to eat right now because you're not getting fucking paid, hit one of us up.
[SPEAKER_04]: I got a shit load.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to move pretty soon and I've got like 200 pounds of goddamn meat in my freezers.
[SPEAKER_04]: And, uh, I would give you some, you know, fucking, like there's no reason that people that are fucking, I, I mean, look, I hate TSA like everybody else, but there's no reason that fucking, uh, Americans should be going hungry because they're not getting paid for a job that they're fucking doing.
[SPEAKER_05]: They're also not like,
[SPEAKER_05]: That's not a job where you're like, fuck yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I wanted that job.
[SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_05]: How much do you pay?
[SPEAKER_05]: You're working to live at that point.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Those people don't have it.
[SPEAKER_04]: They get paid fine, but it's, yeah, just the average middle class American is struggling right now.
[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's anywhere from, I mean, starting pays anywhere from 34 to 42 average salary, 46.
[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, 50.
[SPEAKER_05]: Forgive me.
[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't know that.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Spray or a stick?
[SPEAKER_07]: I always go sticks.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think there's a level of comfort involved, you know, yeah Like that's I don't even know what's in spray deodorant my kids my my oldest likes the spray a lot of the like like sticks So when I my baseball team was all Sticks the soccer team was all spray that I don't know there's a difference now the soccer team was also high as fuck all the time And they were spraying acts on themselves to shield the scent of marijuana from adults around them So that could be part of it as well
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[SPEAKER_04]: He's a No, no, why is his name Mr. John?
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not gonna say it's full name just in case he's got I mean Johnson's a really I'm coming last name, so no, no, that's why but you know you could search him in Georgia and find it is the first name's pretty distinct So I'm not gonna say it all just say Mr. and congratulations wherever you are out there, but that's the way to smoke weed and do this
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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, our soccer coach who was also a fucking AP English teacher was and he'd high all the time.
[SPEAKER_07]: Really?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: And his kids who played soccer with were also high all the time.
[SPEAKER_07]: Interesting.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You don't become a fucking soccer coach unless you smoke weed, I think.
[SPEAKER_04]: He did not coach along with mine.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Now he's got his own company.
[SPEAKER_08]: He does, but he's swept through that goddamn suit.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you shouldn't be, like, you can sweat through some stuff.
[SPEAKER_07]: Not like that, but not through a fucking whole suit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Bob, show Jake Paul and that suit with President Trump.
[SPEAKER_07]: You're never gonna see pit stains like this in your entire life.
[SPEAKER_07]: maybe it's the fucking gear he's on like who knows yeah i mean he's probably on more than me he's he's a pretty beefy dude although now he's got a he's he's a commission fighter so they get tested right uh yeah they used to he's not anymore though he's out of the protocol
[SPEAKER_07]: Um, but look at that Z bin on this.
[SPEAKER_05]: Where in a tan suit in Florida is a oh, you know, that's if you know and look he probably Supports enough that he probably sweats enough that he knows he pits out a lot if you know you put out a lot.
[SPEAKER_05]: You got to go dark You have to have to why would you do why would you do a tan suit and honestly if you were in a crazy United States if you're wearing a suit You can put something just under like give put a paper towel in there
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[SPEAKER_04]: When you got to do all that shit dude, I think you don't have to put that in, you don't have to put fucking pads underneath your arms, like a psychopath, this were the right order to do.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because he's got W, we had the owner on the show.
[SPEAKER_07]: So like, hey dude, apparently, I ain't working that great.
[SPEAKER_07]: I've never seen pit stains that intense before.
[SPEAKER_07]: Holy shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: You and I have been in these environments, not getting hot either.
[SPEAKER_07]: Maybe just nervous.
[SPEAKER_07]: who knows.
[SPEAKER_07]: Next up, mortgages.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a fun topic the U.S. housing market was supposed to turn a corner this year, but economic uncertainty and a jump in mortgage rates fueled by the U.S. Israeli war in Iran are complicating affordability for American home buyers.
[SPEAKER_07]: I literally just had this conversation this morning with a realtor.
[SPEAKER_07]: After years of sluggish sales economists expected 2026 to bring back lower mortgage rates and more homes for sale breathing new life into the market after home transactions fell to 30 year lows last year, but the average 30 year fixed mortgage rates.
[SPEAKER_07]: rose to 6.38% this week, climbing for the fourth straight week to levels not seen in more than six months, according to the data released by on Thursday by Freddie Mac.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's the largest one week jump in mortgage rates since April 2025, when markets were rattled due to President Trump's terror financements, higher mortgage rates due to the conflict in Iran, and a weakening job markets are making buyers more cautious, real estate experts told CNN.
[SPEAKER_07]: because I just had this conversation with the real order this morning.
[SPEAKER_07]: He said specifically, it's this war and then Jerome Powell.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I'm going to go back to what I said earlier at the top of the show.
[SPEAKER_07]: We need this to end quickly here, and shit's got to get back to normal, and then Powell is out of there in May.
[SPEAKER_07]: And this guy's got to come in and just absolutely slash interest rates to pick this up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Or, yeah, there's going to be some fucking damage at the polls in November.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, there's a lot of time between May 15th when he leaves and we should expect that this arranging will be at least wrapped up in progress, right, by then, but I mean, there's more to it than that.
[SPEAKER_04]: home sales have been sluggish private capital.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I was talking to some people about this last night at a meeting, including Richard Ryan, by the way, private capital market right now is completely dried up.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I mean, it's dried up because people don't have a lot of consumer confidence for whatever reason.
[SPEAKER_04]: Some of it's war, some of it's this, some of it's that, some of it's rates, obviously, because banks that do loans are leveraging about 10x what they actually have.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, like, let's say you go to your local bank for a loan from, let's, let's, for round numbers.
[SPEAKER_04]: We just did this for a run on for round numbers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's say it's a million dollar loan.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're putting up a hundred thousand dollars right to a bigger bank.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was given
[SPEAKER_07]: And then that there's it's called a prime race so they they'll cook that in and then you'll pay for that and Well, prime a primary just means that your rate fluctuates based on whatever the prime rate is correct But then they add like adding prime rate plus three to a lot of these things some of them.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I wouldn't do that nervous But yeah, it's like I've been talking a lot of people the last few weeks about this including some other People in the media space who are listening to their fans and whatnot talk about it
[SPEAKER_04]: And I can tell you this, if people weren't house poor right now, a lot of people bought houses in the last couple of years, and it's gotten harder to afford them.
[SPEAKER_04]: If they could afford luxury expenditures, vacations, and all this extra stuff,
[SPEAKER_04]: they would support what's happening in a ran.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's that's the word that I'm hearing.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's exactly what people feel they can't afford shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: So why the fuck are we spending money in a ran?
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course, that's not how the treasury works.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what we're not borrowing that money from somewhere.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not how it works, but that doesn't matter to John and Mary who are just trying to put food on their fucking table.
[SPEAKER_04]: They don't care about that shit It's the optics of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: If Republicans don't solve this soon, we're not just gonna lose midterms in 26 if if I'm telling you if
[SPEAKER_04]: Democrats come back into a majority in all, in both chambers and in the fucking, and when the presidency in 28, they are going to do all this shit they try to do.
[SPEAKER_04]: And 20, 22, 23 and 24, they're going to shut down this fucking country.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're going to start putting people in prison.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep, they're going to lock this motherfucker down.
[SPEAKER_04]: Free speech, gone, all of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's, I mean, they don't have the capability to do it, so it's going to get fucking rough.
[SPEAKER_07]: So, in my opinion, Bob, what are you going to say, God?
[SPEAKER_05]: So, it wasn't the economy booming in
[SPEAKER_05]: ah yeah we were just coming out of the dot com bubble at that point and it was starting to pick up yeah well because which I just say correlates to uh... the rack war was at least at the beginning like i i think more popular than not not like
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, because we were lied to.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think it was above water, but when it started, it was above water approval was I think it was you're right in the economy was correct And then it's the years drug on that led to Obama and then obviously the 2008 collapse in the housing market and all that other shits
[SPEAKER_07]: And this is, I'll go back to what I said earlier, this shit is what's going to get people really pissed off.
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's the optics of it.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's looking for something to blame other than what's going on.
[SPEAKER_07]: And, and I get it, which is why you got to figure this out.
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I think it's a, uh, beyond money, even a, even a bandwidth issue, right?
[SPEAKER_05]: Totally.
[SPEAKER_05]: To where people are like, why are you, forget the money.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's why are you looking at them?
[SPEAKER_07]: I look at me.
[SPEAKER_07]: because most arguments between men and women and all that other shifts in a relationship is money.
[SPEAKER_07]: Why can't we do this?
[SPEAKER_07]: Why can't we go on this vacation?
[SPEAKER_07]: Why can't we do this for the kid?
[SPEAKER_07]: Why can't I buy that new shirt?
[SPEAKER_07]: Dress, whatever the fuck it is.
[SPEAKER_07]: And that leads to an unhappier life.
[SPEAKER_07]: Then you want to pin that blame on the president or whoever else, and you got to fix it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now, I think the biggest fix that is the quickest is to get this new guy in here and on the fucking 16th.
[SPEAKER_07]: If Powell's there, so the 15th, on the 16th, cut this motherfucker's 0.75, basis points or a full point, and jump starts, home sales, like car sales, all this other shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: If he does not,
[SPEAKER_07]: You're in for a long fucking November.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that's not going to be enough.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, well, but for now to at least jumpstart it, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: We can't I don't I can't remember at a time where nobody's cut it more than a full point.
[SPEAKER_04]: You do want to get some traction get get the fucking river flowing again for sure But there's a lot of other stuff we got to do to make sure that their homes available, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, some of this stuff's been chipped away at.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's now, there are hard-fast rules in place now for what these large companies can do vis-a-vis residential housing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now, and that goes into effect pretty soon.
[SPEAKER_04]: So that's a part of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Obviously, it's simulating the market.
[SPEAKER_04]: It'll be a part of it, building new houses.
[SPEAKER_04]: It'll be a part of it, and it's going to be, you know, it'll be interesting to see what our output capability is after kicking a bunch of legal out of the country, to be honest.
[SPEAKER_04]: the how you can you can look into the research on this the houses that were built during that period of mass of a period of mass influx of legal immigrants their fucking shit yeah they're very poorly constructed in a lot of people are having issues like uh... you expect to have some water damage maybe fifteen to twenty years out from how i have been a house now five right because it's not sealed correctly the fucking use wrong cheaper material so the stuff um...
[SPEAKER_04]: So you know, I mean, we got a build and not just build shit, but build quality, it's a big part of it, and we'll see what the capabilities are and doing that to be honest.
[SPEAKER_07]: And Bob, you and I both have new builds.
[SPEAKER_07]: How old is your house?
[SPEAKER_07]: Ah, three years, maybe.
[SPEAKER_07]: Do you have any problems with it?
[SPEAKER_05]: No, but I will say that, you know, I obviously did walk throughs when they were building it and stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_05]: And, um,
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't have the eye for any like seeing if things were done wrong, but I will say like it was, you know, and I think this is a problem.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't even think it's, this is an illegal illegal immigrant problem, but they do use cheap materials.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: And it's, and I always like to say like, they find tuned it perfectly so that they can use the cheapest materials possible and still be up to code.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, and because this office, you know, our spaces for sale and the highway and all their shifts, all of us are exploring these options about moving and chat with realtors.
[SPEAKER_07]: And when I, you know, chat with ours and went over the pros and cons of the house and all their other stuff, what it would be like potentially, you know, settling issues, cheap shifts, like you said, and fixes, and all their other stuff.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I said, how prevalent is that in the neighborhood we live in?
[SPEAKER_07]: They're like a lot of people have in the same problems.
[SPEAKER_07]: Trainage, things like that, buildings who quickly, cheaper materials, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then you got to go back in and fix it, so you're right on that as well, however.
[SPEAKER_07]: First things first, you've got to cut these fucking interest rates, you have to, because no one will be able to afford a fucking house or a car or anything else.
[SPEAKER_07]: And right now, forget the houses, look at the cars.
[SPEAKER_07]: Use cars or at an all-time high.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know about you guys.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm getting a fucking phone call every two weeks if I want to sell my car.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are you getting the same calls?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, but I'm getting ones for the new car.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did I've been looking at because I got a trade in him before the end of the year for tax this year But I'll I'm gonna wait until North Carolina anyway just because I don't want to have to register the goddamn thing twice but Yeah, there's a Price cuts on everything new a lot like deep price cuts Which is not bad for us considering the way that we rotate vehicles But for ordinary folk Who usually buy used or something like that or least cars then I don't know how much value you're still gonna out of that
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so we'll see, yeah, yeah, but you got to figure this the fuck out.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's the optics of it and like I've set on the show for 11 years First thing that I vote on me personally as a voter is how the country is doing economically After I look 11 years ago shit really didn't say immigration that much, but that's number two for me and then police crime
[SPEAKER_07]: That's number three, like those are the top three issues for me.
[SPEAKER_07]: And right now, it's a fortability thing that, you know, we did that show on, I think it dropped Sunday night, came out Monday morning.
[SPEAKER_07]: The ratings were gangbusters on it because everybody's going through the same shit We're all talking about the same fees and the same fuckery and all this other bullshit We're being charged for last night.
[SPEAKER_07]: Microsoft Word Bob your writer has switched to 9 and I am a month.
[SPEAKER_07]: I used to buy the program.
[SPEAKER_07]: I just get the fuck out of here But as a writer, they want Microsoft Word
[SPEAKER_05]: So, well, you can send a word file.
[SPEAKER_05]: You can convert Google Docs to a word file.
[SPEAKER_05]: But don't you have to have Microsoft Word?
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: Not like so.
[SPEAKER_05]: If they have Microsoft Word and you don't, you can take the Google Doc export as a Microsoft Word file and email it to them and they'll be able to open it on Microsoft Word no problem.
[SPEAKER_07]: But how do I read their edits then when they send them back?
[SPEAKER_07]: You can then re-convert it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Bob, you're talking to a retardry.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's too many steps.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm paying the $9.99.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's fair.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because I got a fucking work.
[SPEAKER_07]: That's fair.
[SPEAKER_05]: So, yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, everyone raises their price.
[SPEAKER_05]: It's final draft at Dobe.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, at Dobe's exorbitant, like it's, you know.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are they doing monthly bullshit, too?
[SPEAKER_07]: Who?
[SPEAKER_05]: Final draft is everything.
[SPEAKER_05]: But they update a lot and, you know, if you want to keep up, I guess.
[SPEAKER_05]: But I don't care.
[SPEAKER_05]: I don't care.
[SPEAKER_07]: The first one was fine.
[SPEAKER_05]: Right.
[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, there's a lot of bells and whistles that I have no interest in using.
[SPEAKER_07]: No.
[SPEAKER_05]: I just need a career new text document.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I love the vaping squirrels.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, that's this last story.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right squirrels have started vaping after mistaking the fruity smells for fruits Experts have warned several photos and videos have been posted across social media in recent months Come on man, is this a real fucking thing?
[SPEAKER_07]: All right play the video.
[SPEAKER_07]: I got to see this I got to see this.
[SPEAKER_07]: Are they axailing to?
[SPEAKER_07]: uh... just kill the music we can see them so they're sucking in the vape's but they actually like it holy shit no fucking way
[SPEAKER_04]: It's fucked.
[SPEAKER_04]: They think it's food, because of that fruity.
[SPEAKER_07]: So I heard this too, in regards to pouches, pouches are the rage, obviously, like, you know, like Lucy.
[SPEAKER_07]: So it's like, too, they'll find an empty pouch of Lucy sit on the ground and they'll fucking let it eat it.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then now they're getting addicted to nicotine, is that true?
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_05]: There was a really, man, I wish I knew the name of the account.
[SPEAKER_05]: I had, there was a really fucking funny account on like, reels and TikTok, where he's just, he just keeps getting answered, dicked a Desans.
[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, like he keeps just like he looked put like sugar out there and then pour a bunch of like is in nicotine Mm-hmm on it like cut open a pouch like a few years in or something.
[SPEAKER_07]: What is that due to an ant?
[SPEAKER_05]: And I don't know man.
[SPEAKER_05]: He's doing a science.
[SPEAKER_07]: He's yeah, figure it out.
[SPEAKER_07]: I Because of ants.
[SPEAKER_07]: Here's what I think when I you know you're you're doing nicotine is that first shit, right?
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[SPEAKER_04]: That was my guess before seeing the nicotine axes, a potent neurotoxin in behavioral modifier for ants increasing foraging speed and erratic behavior while decreasing sensory precision, such as response to pharaohmones.
[SPEAKER_04]: Bob, look up the, um, uh,
[SPEAKER_04]: The spider is on different drugs because one of them was nicotine I believe really I think so But they have like LSD caffeine what happens?
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't remember.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think nicotine was one It was just the different webs that they would make Really that Benzo's a sleeping pills nomenicatene Okay All right, so there's normal there's LSD I like the LSD one marijuana that just fucks them up do well.
[SPEAKER_07]: I mean he made it through a lot of it
[SPEAKER_07]: He just got tired at the end.
[SPEAKER_04]: Caffe, sleeping pills and caffeine is like, fuck.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, dude, it's sleeping pills.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, caffeine goes the most creative looking one.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, caffeine looks like they built, who they wanted to be.
[SPEAKER_07]: Like, he's scorpion, looks like a scorpion.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: And then what's the last one there?
[SPEAKER_04]: What's been in the dream of Benzo?
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, fucking Benzo's.
[SPEAKER_07]: There was upperser downers.
[SPEAKER_04]: Downers.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if I guess technically it's probably a downer.
[SPEAKER_04]: Benzo.
[SPEAKER_04]: You don't know if Benzo's are?
[UNKNOWN]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I mean, as much as the next person, I guess.
[SPEAKER_07]: What's, uh, Danx Valium, shall I give them?
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's a Benzo?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: Shit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Attabaine.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let me see what I'm gonna sleep.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
[SPEAKER_07]: This kind of makes sense to me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Did they actually pay for his study for this?
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, the spiders paid, yeah.
[SPEAKER_07]: OK. Not us, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: They paid dearly, according to these results.
[SPEAKER_07]: Did they, or did they get the time of their life?
[SPEAKER_07]: If you're looking at this, I mean, they got to do all the fun drugs, all the fun stuff, like shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Good for the fucking spiders, this is what I say, man, to it, man, all right, good for you guys, good for you guys.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Are those guys coming up?
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[SPEAKER_07]: You didn't tell me what his name was.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I wasn't I wasn't prepared for that today
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[SPEAKER_07]: This one was submitted by Randy from Alabama.
[SPEAKER_07]: Day one homie, I'd say what Randy going by hardy of seltzer were in like two thirds of the circle case in the entire states.
[SPEAKER_07]: Buy him out, is it being out tonight or tomorrow, Bob?
[SPEAKER_07]: They're tomorrow, tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_07]: So Randy you got time go buy some 12 packs of the fucking stores and tall boys for Christ six at Circle K's Anywhere in Alabama anywhere in the goddamn state Randy we would appreciate it day one homie once Tenominates judge Lori Jackson living
[SPEAKER_07]: It says I'm typically not a fan of judges or any government officials for that matter.
[SPEAKER_07]: This judge is awesome because she had a fat trans-retard lawyer arrested in her court.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, did you see that video?
[SPEAKER_07]: The video also shows why women shouldn't take male hormones.
[SPEAKER_07]: I think you guys should use this on your soundboard like you did with a Diddy recording.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's too long.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like five minutes long.
[SPEAKER_04]: What I'm watching that whole video.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can go.
[SPEAKER_07]: Well, he's got a shorter clip here.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's on X.
[SPEAKER_07]: Let me just send it to Bob.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now I want to see it for Christ 6.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's like this fucking retard Keeps yelling at the judge and the judge is finally like you're in contempt get the fuck out of here and Monk Lloyd refuses to leave cops come over start manhandling her who's pretended to be a man We got the video Bob's start yelling.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't breathe stop it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know what's full it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know else does that
[SPEAKER_04]: five-year-olds.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's how a five-year-old acts.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't breathe when they're wrestling their older brother.
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's, you can breathe because talking requires it.
[SPEAKER_07]: How long is the TikTok video about?
[SPEAKER_04]: A minute?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's like six minutes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it?
[SPEAKER_07]: How long is it?
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm skipping ahead of a little bit.
[SPEAKER_04]: Six minutes, you can't breathe.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it is six minutes.
[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't know you could put six minutes in TikTok.
[SPEAKER_07]: Shit.
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, no, it's, it's, it was, uh, his cursor was blocking it, pass by.
[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, uh, let's see, uh, this is the fun of you.
[SPEAKER_05]: My face.
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, you did.
[SPEAKER_06]: Look out of my face.
[SPEAKER_06]: You should leave this guy.
[SPEAKER_06]: Get out of my face.
[SPEAKER_06]: People in my brand, you're doing ugly.
[SPEAKER_06]: Wait, the bearded guy is trans.
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: Why?
[SPEAKER_06]: And that is a one thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_03]: With a beard?
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not being.
[SPEAKER_06]: You did not be sick that I was in New York and directed.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not sure.
[SPEAKER_06]: I apologize.
[SPEAKER_06]: I felt very pregnant.
[SPEAKER_06]: I was a person.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not joking.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not joking.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not joking.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_06]: There's no way this is real.
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not resisting.
[SPEAKER_06]: You know exactly what's happening to your rock that way.
[SPEAKER_06]: I did rock, I'm being thrown down.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm being thrown down.
[SPEAKER_07]: No, you're still standing up, bro.
[SPEAKER_06]: Do rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock
[SPEAKER_03]: This was well worth the price of admission.
[SPEAKER_06]: Hell yeah.
[SPEAKER_06]: This is so good.
[SPEAKER_07]: I love every single second of this, don't stop, don't stop.
[SPEAKER_07]: I want to see this.
[SPEAKER_06]: Somebody call that a ride.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you kidding?
[SPEAKER_06]: No.
[UNKNOWN]: No.
[SPEAKER_07]: Holy shit, dude.
[SPEAKER_07]: They call it a third officer to put a fucking anis back.
[SPEAKER_07]: Her.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it's a, dude going a girl or a girl going a guy.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a, it's a, I don't fucking care, but it's awesome.
[SPEAKER_07]: It's a mentally ill woman.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, you can, you, we're, you can press stop now.
[SPEAKER_07]: I give Randy a round of applause from Alabama.
[SPEAKER_07]: Now I'm glad that that guy didn't come up.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm glad he didn't come up.
[SPEAKER_07]: Mark, whatever your name is.
[SPEAKER_07]: That was fucking well worth every single thing we've done today.
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god dude, holy shit, you solved this video?
[SPEAKER_07]: Damn it man.
[SPEAKER_07]: This is great.
[SPEAKER_07]: Where was this?
[SPEAKER_07]: What state was this?
[SPEAKER_04]: That I don't know, I didn't look into it much.
[SPEAKER_04]: I just kind of listen to that person screaming.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can't breathe and laughed.
[SPEAKER_07]: And I think Randy's right.
[SPEAKER_07]: We should clip that I can't breathe part and just pop that end just for just in case, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: For something else, you know?
[SPEAKER_07]: Think about it.
[SPEAKER_07]: Think about it tonight.
[SPEAKER_07]: Before we do shows tomorrow, okay?
[SPEAKER_07]: That's all I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_07]: Don't say.
[SPEAKER_07]: I appreciate you tuning in, got to iTunes, right?
[SPEAKER_07]: The show of five star and leave a quick review.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to give you the same speech that I gave on Ross Pennish from Revolution this morning.
[SPEAKER_07]: I am aware that videos started today on iTunes.
[SPEAKER_07]: We're in those same talks now with our hosts, so we're working on that as we speak.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't have an exact date or else I would give you one, promise you.
[SPEAKER_07]: because we want to jump in on that as well.
[SPEAKER_07]: It seems to be a 50-50 split between Spotify and iTunes, so yeah, we will try to put it up on both.
[SPEAKER_07]: Patreon will always be Patreon, but as far as the other videos are free and shit like that, yeah, we'll try to put these up on both platforms and know that I'm working on that right now.
[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know where to Spotify though, if you want to watch this video.
[SPEAKER_07]: Because the beauty is Spotify, as you can just watch the whole content video here, and flip back and forth.
[SPEAKER_07]: way if you get in the car, it'll pick up immediately where you left off watching and then kick into the audio version, big fan of that.
[SPEAKER_07]: And we got to get to 10,000 reviews on iTunes, all right?
[SPEAKER_07]: Sorry, let's put the and it's all the advertisers care about.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And thank you for supporting us, day in and day out.
[SPEAKER_07]: For day in and day in and all the way, I'm Ross Patterson.
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