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[SPEAKER_05]: Wow, what a happy year.
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[SPEAKER_05]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spiewack.
[SPEAKER_05]: Now here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, there are days when I'd like to videotape my kid just so I could maybe when he's 30 play it back or I'm sorry, give it to his mother.
[SPEAKER_08]: So when he's 30 she can play it for him.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, because you won't be there because I won't be there.
[SPEAKER_09]: If only there was a device you had in your pocket.
[SPEAKER_09]: 24 hours a day that would allow you to video tape things.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not in a time rod.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was too sudden.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was too quick.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: If you try it, it then amplifies.
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, an amplifier.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was such a little bear today, you know, with the, and it, he's sitting in the front seat with me.
[SPEAKER_08]: And he likes me because I think he just wants me to toil.
[SPEAKER_08]: He likes me to drive him all the way to school, which is the difference for me between five minutes and a half an hour.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you mean?
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, it's like a control thing because you could, you could say no to all toil and just drop him.
[SPEAKER_09]: But he has enough power that he makes you drive him all the way to sleep.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I didn't go into the whole discussion that, you know, young man, young somebody once said to me about children, I don't have any kids.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I said, why not?
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, you seem to like get along with kids.
[SPEAKER_08]: It might have been somebody that was a, even in the educational field, she said, I'm not ready for that much in gratitude yet.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's just, yeah, the long and short a bit of quite a little bear that I dropped off at the school bus this morning, just like, and he likes the chauffeur-driven door-to-door treatment,
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I don't get out.
[SPEAKER_08]: I certainly didn't get out today, but we normally have we did get I did get the wave I did get the wave got the angry wave, but what is an angry wave?
[SPEAKER_08]: Well usually it's a like a smile with a with like this Yeah, like in a way and it's like see later pow.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll you don't have a nice day and this morning was Oh, dismissive.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and not as much dismissive as just he was in his own little trip by hate school that type of my we've all been there He normally loves school.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's odd
[SPEAKER_10]: It was strange, it was, you know, just y'all, I love you.
[SPEAKER_10]: Have a great day out the window too, as you described it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it fixes everything.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, but do it like this, Josh.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love you.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Mike, how's your old tomato?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: My old tomato is just a just duckie.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, you asked I did before the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: The title of this segment is testing the rupture.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sounds dirty, doesn't it?
[SPEAKER_09]: No, it sounds like it sounds like a science fiction movie.
[SPEAKER_08]: I believe I can classify it this way that earlier in the week when you've heard my my myriad of medical issues that that I was I was a tad exuberant based on the Tuesday analysis of my good news good news for happy yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: because it's like, hey, you're up should get, but now, you know, this is something in many cases of people, you're age.
[SPEAKER_08]: They would go in and actually cut it.
[SPEAKER_08]: So the fact that it was, you could be fully functional to a degree.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think I want to go out in the throw 90 mile an hour.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fastballs would be a weight lifter, but as far as with my little sport, and, you know, reaching gingerly up to grab the salt on a table,
[SPEAKER_08]: I do think that I regret my left arm for.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm so sorry that your rupture has prevented your plans to become a weight lifter.
[SPEAKER_10]: And so sad you can no longer throw that fastball.
[SPEAKER_08]: So sad.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's also not the hand I would pitch with.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that's okay, too.
[SPEAKER_08]: But maybe I heard to a certain degree
[SPEAKER_08]: What I wanted to hear that is what people do.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, I can't blame you for that.
[SPEAKER_08]: You always want to think I think what he said
[SPEAKER_08]: is it and I quote is a give it 10 days or so and then you can do whatever you want I really do believe that's what he said.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did he ever say or so yeah and did he also say 64 six or eight months so get your affairs in order no and I heard let me just hold up I heard you're gonna be fine in
[SPEAKER_08]: So I immediately said to myself, well, the final happy valley tournament of the year is mine for the playing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Absolutely, plan ahead.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I decided that's going to be Friday of this week and that I would be ready to go, go, go.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I said, but just to make sure, I'll go out and give it a test.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that's good, I don't say if you're 30 bucks.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you, chat, GPT, for informing me that the arm has gone through a significant trauma.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it probably requires just a little more weighting than I was prepared to do at your story.
[SPEAKER_09]: Indicate that.
[SPEAKER_08]: That for the reason.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't.
[SPEAKER_09]: It looks like someone attacked you with a plum.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's uh, there you go.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I think her couple weeks off will be fine.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, now when the doctor was talking to you that you didn't hear, I know you heard, but maybe you didn't listen.
[SPEAKER_09]: Did he say something to the tune of, you'll know when it's time because it'll feel right.
[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know, that's not something that I really, I was so happy to get the news that I didn't have to have anything major done that I just, I immediately probably, it just shut off my ears at that particular time and just, you know, didn't, and now I will be, you know, two weeks before I will even think about it.
[SPEAKER_10]: I have my answer.
[SPEAKER_10]: I'm working on that.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Rob asked, how's your arm doing?
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm like, well, today it kind of sucks because I probably did what I shouldn't have done.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now that's not to say that that's going to be irreparable.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I just have to wait now.
[SPEAKER_08]: And now I kind of start over again with the whole procedure.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's what you tried to swing.
[SPEAKER_08]: I did.
[SPEAKER_08]: I saw.
[SPEAKER_08]: I swung.
[SPEAKER_08]: It should be swing.
[SPEAKER_08]: It hurt.
[SPEAKER_08]: and it's still hurt and then it hurt more and then it hurt and then I'm finally I said, well, I drove all the way out here and then I just stopped and I at that point I made the phone calls to the people that I need to call to tell them that Tuesday next Tuesday I will not be participating in Friday and I am now on ATFN.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, sis with all that and I'm fine.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm fine with that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just I I was jumping the gun But now I want to see you know if I wait the full two weeks the it said to chat GPT said two to three weeks Okay, we shall see which means if you start that yesterday it'll be three weeks from two to three weeks from yesterday Now I have to ask because I don't know what the situation is like when you drove out to the place to practice your swing when you arrived.
[SPEAKER_09]: Did you see anyone you know
[SPEAKER_08]: Not really.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: So you know, because what would have been bad.
[SPEAKER_09]: I tell everybody.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I like it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but what would have been bad is if you had seen someone that's like in your for some and you said, yeah, I'm here to swing.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then you go good.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, the good news is that I saw more people afterwards.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Then I did before.
[SPEAKER_08]: And
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just, it is what it is, and you know, but I mean, was I doing cartwheels?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I went back into my little depression funk, because I, ever since I have been playing this infernal games, because I was a much younger man coming down here and seeing the 85-year-olds that are out there, you know, Ladi Ba, Lada Ba Dada, and they were there yesterday, you know, swinging away, and, you know,
[SPEAKER_08]: Enjoy the 36 hours of rapture you had some people don't even get that I mean you had a happy period So grab I think that there are people that are genetically predisposed to have very durable bodies But as I have said on multiple occasions not my mother's side of the family but my father's side of the family made of butter
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, really made of soft, creamery butter.
[SPEAKER_09]: Where did you get that bruise, Mr. O'Mara?
[SPEAKER_08]: Which is why I mean, I went up into a Christmas time and I saw all my cousins.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it was just a shopping list of, you know, ailments that everybody has because we're put together, you know, with Plato.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's what it is.
[SPEAKER_09]: A Juneteed, delicate family of artists.
[SPEAKER_08]: My son is able to participate at a higher level in sports.
[SPEAKER_08]: unmistakably because of his mother.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, because of her genetics and I look at him out on that field and I look at, you know, a little boy that is thick probably got that from my mom's side.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry my father's side.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's got a sickness for the thickness.
[SPEAKER_08]: But then he's got, you know, he's got kind of a proportional body where he looks good.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, there's some kids that are, there are kids you see, Josh can testify to this in a little league where you look at him and a 12 years old, you know that what they're going to look like at 15.
[SPEAKER_08]: you know that they're going to be a tall and they're going to be a muscular and they're going to look good.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then you get kids that are in between, I would put my kid in that category, where, you know, you think he's got to share.
[SPEAKER_08]: And then you're looking kids that are going to be behemoths that are going to be massively big when they are.
[SPEAKER_08]: But all of them, a lot of them, I'd say 67% of them have a little, you know, baby fat here and there, that they do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so now I'm just glad
[SPEAKER_10]: with golf gone for two weeks.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_10]: What are you going to do?
[SPEAKER_10]: How we can spend your time?
[SPEAKER_08]: What did I do yesterday?
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm holding on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, Carla's been really like working hard because it's that time of year down here.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I've been out to, you know, I've been, I've probably absorbed the Mr.
[SPEAKER_08]: Mom responsibilities more than I had before.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's not the point.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, it's not.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like what you do.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know, I'm going to find satisfaction and you'll never work a day in your life.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't I don't like it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't like it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't like that feeling of how many dishes are in the sink right now Right now, there are plenty.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, might you want to take care of that?
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I'm planning on it when I have you know as soon as the this Favorite right arm when you do those dishes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's not that bad.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I can I can hold look
[SPEAKER_10]: You're supposed to pretend you can't hold anything right until about 10 days from now.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's not only a few so much better.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me tell you, this dub tales into running errands at the box store, which, by the way, we've talked about it, we all go, it's the closest place to Rob's house, but really when you really, really break it down.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: place sucks.
[SPEAKER_08]: That place is that place.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, that place sucks.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a warehouse.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's just got crap everywhere, and it's not.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's got crap if you don't have the self-controlled, and not buy the crap.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, but I mean, I do have the self-controlled enough, but it's not particularly pleasant to go there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't get it anyway.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love it.
[SPEAKER_08]: You two, I think I fell out of the trees before you guys did.
[SPEAKER_09]: Josh, the next time you're in the area, can we go to Costco together?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, yes, we are.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love them.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, you know, maybe you're in experience.
[SPEAKER_08]: maybe your experience up there, uh, uh, all right, let's let's use this Saturday.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's use this Saturday.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you know, do you like going on a Saturday when you know when it's going on a Saturday?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, you can't do stay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, imagine down here, where every day is a Saturday, every day, because that's all that we've been
[SPEAKER_08]: I would now do more fair this way.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'd love this show because now you can get the real me and I can really share what the thought that was in my head But I'm driving into the the the massive parking lot
[SPEAKER_08]: for a massive parking lot that even with that massiveness, it can't possibly accommodate all of the cars, all of the cars that from the inside out, slowly crawl it because everyone, those slabs would like to be dropped off at the door and have a conveyor belt, bring them around the store if they had their brothers.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm sitting there with people and I watch the marching dead coming out.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm like, I'm one of you, I am one of you.
[SPEAKER_08]: in this country better than anything we consume.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's all we do.
[SPEAKER_08]: We consume and down here and now just let hear me out, Rob, before you jump in with your defense of this horrible place.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: We consume and down here.
[SPEAKER_08]: We consume all the people that consume do so as couples.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're, it's, it's dottering daddy and his mommy caregiver, limping through this store, you know, standing at the front of the store, fumbling with their, there, there, there wasnt talons, right, to get their stupid card out, and I will tell you that I'm just sitting there.
[SPEAKER_08]: I feel,
[SPEAKER_08]: that I am not pleased to be part of all this sometimes.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's how I felt going to this box story yesterday.
[SPEAKER_08]: By so many, first of all, you're doing it wrong.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you are not in a hurry, you can get a good parking space.
[SPEAKER_09]: Always.
[SPEAKER_09]: Because there's so much people coming, so many people coming in.
[SPEAKER_08]: Or it looks great that how long have you spent driving around the parking lot, would you?
[SPEAKER_09]: Never more than like a two minutes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, there's always a spot to be grabbed.
[SPEAKER_09]: And also keep in mind that it's not just a matter.
[SPEAKER_08]: It can occasionally be a bit of a challenge.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a good one.
[SPEAKER_09]: Also, the good parking space don't think for a minute.
[SPEAKER_09]: To the store.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's the space that's closest to the cart rack for when you have to return your cart after the fact or I prefer the closest Which one do you prefer John?
[SPEAKER_08]: That was a close shot.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know that wasn't for you.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was for Rob.
[SPEAKER_10]: What I know my favorite spot is the closest to the exit because the parking lots and And once I load up my groceries, I went out of there
[SPEAKER_08]: I make him there and you know what he, now you don't, you don't you agree with something you would never do.
[SPEAKER_08]: He is fit.
[SPEAKER_08]: He is long and he is lame and he doesn't mind that closest to the exit, runs the last time you parked at the exit of a Costco, like a quarter mile away from the front door.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, it's not needed because my parking lot is so well organized.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's never a hassle to get out.
[SPEAKER_09]: You blink in your on the main road on the highway.
[SPEAKER_09]: Don't actually end up by the gas pumps.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, what you avoid that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I was all right, we'll stay five bucks.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you got a favor, the left side of the parking ought to make an illegal left-hand turn.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's how you get out.
[SPEAKER_08]: I will say this, that.
[SPEAKER_08]: They did smarten up and buy the property across the entryway to the outdoor Gulf Coast Center and put a new bustling gas area and that for the people that you have to get gas.
[SPEAKER_08]: for the people that have to keep you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do they offer diesel?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, don't do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Cosmos, you can tell me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you don't have a diesel, like Volkswagen do.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, this has been established.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh yeah, you have one, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: I forgot it's diesel.
[SPEAKER_08]: So,
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the, that's the one thing they did that I give them a thumbs up and when you overall experience is not I was in an out yesterday because I I didn't have much to do.
[SPEAKER_08]: I had to get probiotics and I had to get batteries for Carlos work and What were you most frustrated for Carlos work?
[SPEAKER_09]: The fact that they were large portions for low prices are just the overall savings.
[SPEAKER_09]: What made you most angry about those purchases people?
[SPEAKER_09]: But to see the people are part of the fairy tale, you can sit in the parking lot and watch the people leave for a moment.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's so great.
[SPEAKER_09]: What do you mean, what do you mean?
[SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_09]: What do you talk about?
[SPEAKER_09]: You watch people exit, like you see a woman with a shopping cart with 48 bottles of wine.
[SPEAKER_09]: And she is so happy.
[SPEAKER_09]: I love to see a middle-aged man leaving Costco with a television.
[SPEAKER_09]: Because he thinks his life is going to get so much better.
[SPEAKER_10]: during the day.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's got less people.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, if I go on weekends, they have police officers to arrest in traffic.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's how bad it is.
[SPEAKER_10]: Well, because across the street and sharing with no lights, we're both there, exits line up is Costco and Bucky's, and then on the end is Bass Pro shops.
[SPEAKER_10]: So weekends, it is.
[SPEAKER_09]: That designs.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: At my Costco, we have ice agents.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't make, can I just tell you, little nod, could, could move by in that diesel car right now, with the, it gets better mileage than a regular.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, I mean, and I don't, I don't use it really as expensive as the comments are saying I paid 529, but that's not much more than regular around here.
[SPEAKER_09]: Really, what is regular going for something?
[SPEAKER_08]: I forgot.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I saw three.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think I saw three eighty eight yesterday.
[SPEAKER_08]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think I saw three, but I think it's water.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think half water half gas.
[SPEAKER_09]: Three eighty eight was for probiotics.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, but I mean, right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you have you ever eaten a probiotic in your life?
[SPEAKER_09]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.
[SPEAKER_09]: When you take antibiotics, I let them fight it out.
[SPEAKER_09]: You have to take.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, no, but when you buy batteries, you better use batteries.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's no better place to buy batteries, but yeah, no, I'm not arguing the point of big it's the it's the experience.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't find the experience.
[SPEAKER_08]: Pleasurable.
[SPEAKER_08]: Would you want like a 20 trips I'll find?
[SPEAKER_08]: What would you prefer like a wife and my kid?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I prefer it just not to be like cattle.
[SPEAKER_10]: Like you have to find your time of day.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you do.
[SPEAKER_10]: You're going at the wrong time of day.
[SPEAKER_08]: to a clock on a midday like Tuesday or Wednesday is ideal not even a chance down here not even if chance you're talking about up Europe that there there there's so many people up your ass what do I say it's people up the wazoo rob I live in a different part of the world and at that time of the world where they're all here rocks cameras is following him everywhere I just turned it off again I'm gonna put you on the spot
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, all right, because of the camera following Rob and I think yes, we have enough time to do it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Please look up on the I for us if you can't the groove tube newsman.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've never played it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think we're going to get whacked by playing it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I really don't.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's very, but it is one of the oldest bits.
[SPEAKER_08]: ever and it is to me one of the funniest bits ever and when I watch the camera follow somebody by the way, this is long.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is very long.
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't do a podcast, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I'm just saying.
[SPEAKER_08]: I turned it off.
[SPEAKER_09]: I turned off.
[SPEAKER_09]: I turned off my tracking again, but it's the move to newsman.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is to me, one of the funniest things is you always see the people that say good night and
[SPEAKER_08]: They they're gone and they go quick.
[SPEAKER_08]: We do it on this show so long ago, but we go to a screen.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is when they leave it on him.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you're familiar with the one I'm talking about, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: And because you like pop up, this to me is ancient.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is when I was a child.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I would say that came out.
[SPEAKER_09]: If not for the Guru tube, there would be no Saturday night life.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, it's got it really was groundbreaking in its own way.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was a maybe one of the
[SPEAKER_08]: original movies that was sketch-based, where it was a series of film sketches.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think Chevy Chase was in it.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is pre-saturday night live, a Chevy Chase episode.
[SPEAKER_09]: It kind of began to Kentucky Fried movie, which began airplane and just a lot of, and Mike, Barrister wants to know if you don't like Costco, do you prefer BJ's?
[SPEAKER_09]: But you're such a guy.
[SPEAKER_10]: I, uh, here's the, uh, here's the video.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_06]: one evening news is featuring a special report on the urban crisis here with another aspect of the problem is P-Body Award winner Lionel Elgin I am standing in a run-in hotel room
[SPEAKER_08]: see if you can skip ahead a little bit, Josh, if you can skip ahead, because it's when he leaves.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, because it's all I forgot about that part.
[SPEAKER_08]: There we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, here we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right there we go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, so read rewind that a little bit rewind that back where he says good night and good night.
[SPEAKER_07]: The group dude is funny.
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_07]: The group dude is here.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_06]: It was and will be and this is Robert Elgin for a channel one news hoping that your news is good news.
[SPEAKER_06]: Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_06]: No matter what the news may be this time or any time until next time have a good time all the time.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've stolen that for years.
[SPEAKER_08]: Alright now he's clear.
[SPEAKER_08]: Battella type still going in the background this I mean this may have formed my comedy Oh, it definitely is one shop.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's just I find this To be it's just it's committing oh yeah to the comedy God the time that they take this that's what makes We can't do that
[SPEAKER_09]: starting to nervously touch his papers.
[SPEAKER_08]: This goes on seriously for 10 minutes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, if you fast forward to have where he slides down behind the desk, we can edit it for you.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.
[SPEAKER_09]: There you go, right here.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's moved all of his new copy.
[SPEAKER_07]: Here you go, this is slowly lowering yourself.
[SPEAKER_07]: So John, you got to win me.
[SPEAKER_07]: Come on, come on, come on, it's great.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: And the fact that he is so slow lowering himself.
[SPEAKER_08]: My favorite part is coming up.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, it really is It's the creaking of the chair like I've an old man, you know, it makes me want to just leave the stream on at the end of the show Yeah, this is my Charlie Chaplin
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, that's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just flip and love that and I always feel that way where we have our cameras following us on this I don't know why it's which is within the broadcast.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, man.
[SPEAKER_09]: To do a hard reset.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now the only other one that we probably won't show with the group tube was another one where was a VD commercial with a a long shot
[SPEAKER_08]: That starts as well.
[SPEAKER_08]: You have to watch out and the VD and it's this long, long shot where you see a little character That looks like a goofy puppet like a little muppet and they zoom in the in your real is it's an upside down Mail appendage a real one and it's talking like this and it's just the guy's shaking it and it was spectacular But anyway, I thought it was wonderful.
[SPEAKER_08]: I really did
[SPEAKER_08]: So much enthusiasm.
[SPEAKER_08]: Have you, have you seen the viral videos with the man that tells his mother inappropriate jokes?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, as for eating.
[SPEAKER_08]: Have you heard about the new product that'll be replacing It'll be replacing Nazi Alice biagre.
[SPEAKER_08]: It'll be replacing biagre.
[SPEAKER_09]: I have not heard about this.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's called my coxoflopin
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[SPEAKER_08]: You never know what's going to strike a chord with the American people or the world for that matter.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, getting back to Costco, so it's great.
[SPEAKER_08]: Even in my agony, even in my pain.
[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, I wasn't an agony.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was just I realized that I've got to give it a lot more time.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you know, it obviously, you can tell by looking at it, it's traumatized.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Try for Costco the last hour.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, closing time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Close and time is also a time to go.
[SPEAKER_08]: That might be a decent suggestion for someone that really dislikes people like I do.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, because in your neighborhood, most of the people are asleep, then.
[SPEAKER_09]: Another eating.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, go around four o'clock.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're feeding.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, you're too busy going out to dinner at five, five, five, thirty if stay with you.
[SPEAKER_09]: I do have one complaint about Costco and Josh, maybe you can back me up on this.
[SPEAKER_09]: When you finish your shopping and you get your hot dog, there is no good place to put your cart while you sit and eat your hot dog.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I know they do this to make you that's too quickly.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's rub central that area.
[SPEAKER_08]: I guess, I go by that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I race by that area and look at those poor saps that are sitting there eating that terrible hot dog and they okay, but I mean look at that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, you only really want to you just go out somewhere to Nebraska go on the other side of a fence and lean your head down into a trough with the rest of the line.
[SPEAKER_09]: that for change back on a $10 bill, you can get a hot dog and a piece of pizza and let's see experience.
[SPEAKER_09]: But ice cream Sunday, it's a great date night.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, Minnesota twins thumbs up to your spring training hot dogs much better than Jet Blue Park.
[SPEAKER_10]: We go to we go occasionally to Costco just for lunch.
[SPEAKER_10]: I've got to have the food and then go out to the car and eat and we have a lunch date.
[SPEAKER_10]: It is a value.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that's great.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's what you're going into pick it up, but you're right about what I don't understand at Costco is all those tables.
[SPEAKER_10]: I never sit there, but put them outside.
[SPEAKER_10]: Mm-hmm.
[SPEAKER_08]: Take a black light.
[SPEAKER_08]: Take a black light to those.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you know, see, see the fecal matter that's on those, those seats.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, maybe once twice have I had a bowel movement on those seats.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, not in that way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Nothing so nasty because everybody dresses up to go to Costco.
[SPEAKER_08]: Why do I do that when I've got a sound that I don't do it, too?
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like, hey, check out this seat.
[SPEAKER_08]: Was someone here eating because there appears to be some sort of stuck crum on here?
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not here.
[SPEAKER_09]: We've said for a long time that Charles Town is the stickiest casino in town.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: I would say the Costco is the stickiest eating area.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you look the other way with that, you know.
[SPEAKER_09]: And for $1.50 for a hot dog and a soda, yeah, you look the other way.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I mean, it's one thing to buy, and it's another thing to sit in that, you know, that people want to visit.
[SPEAKER_08]: So here it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Costco, you know that over the last couple of years I've made an attempt to be more handy and
[SPEAKER_08]: you know, damn it.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think I've gotten better at it.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that's why in the what could possibly go wrong category.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And $37 item, it was a little hard to negotiate through the store, but it ended up in my cart.
[SPEAKER_08]: I purchased yesterday a household tool and outdoor tool.
[SPEAKER_09]: What was it did it have wheels?
[SPEAKER_09]: Is it some sort of cart?
[SPEAKER_08]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_09]: Is it for storage of like hose?
[SPEAKER_09]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_09]: Doesn't have sharp object.
[SPEAKER_10]: Like sharp teeth.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did you get a saw?
[SPEAKER_08]: How is he that good at it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't you know the one I'm talking about?
[SPEAKER_08]: The one the big tall one?
[SPEAKER_10]: I think you're throwing trees with?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Would you not agree that's a decent value?
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a nice line of decent value.
[SPEAKER_09]: I've, for someone who needs it, when you need that tool, that is a brilliant tool to have.
[SPEAKER_09]: This is a little string to pull.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, don't want to call the powers that be down here in our nasty homeowner's association.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to take to doing that with hurricane season three months away.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to do my own pruning and see.
[SPEAKER_08]: And of course, I'll wait till this heals up.
[SPEAKER_08]: my trauma.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, and we'll see.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're gonna say, don't let a branch fall on your bison.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, don't want to.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you know what Carla likes to do when we're driving and she was dry.
[SPEAKER_08]: Where did she drive last night?
[SPEAKER_08]: We all met at home.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was with Michael.
[SPEAKER_08]: I hopped into Carla's car and Carla was, you know, so I'm sitting on the right and Carla gives me an, oh, stop it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bam, right into the end.
[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, did it hurt as much as I pretended it hurt?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, but I still went.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh,
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, good.
[SPEAKER_08]: Good.
[SPEAKER_09]: You should, if that happens from, yeah, if that happens, you should be allowed to hit her back.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's what she's wrong.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, that'll teacher.
[SPEAKER_08]: How's your wife doing?
[SPEAKER_08]: You're in mourning.
[SPEAKER_08]: We let things like that slide.
[SPEAKER_08]: Everything okay?
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know he I don't know what's real of what's not real, but it's funny.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's hard to tell it's so hard to tell I just you have to kind of you have to kind of take it and just let it land and see what you want I don't know where I am right now anywhere so I mean it's I mean, but you appear to be even though still you know racked and will be for a few months
[SPEAKER_08]: you appear to be happy to be back in your domicile.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and we discussed this before.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, it's comforting to be in your home studio where you're not trying to, you know, make it work.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's comforting to be around your stuff.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's comforting to be around all the things you've collected and how much is missing?
[SPEAKER_09]: What do you mean of your stuff that she sold?
[SPEAKER_09]: You would have gone like a month.
[SPEAKER_09]: She didn't sell anything.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now, she's done that before.
[SPEAKER_09]: Like when I've been on business trips, she's sold things.
[SPEAKER_08]: She went by the way, we're referring to Rob's wife, Carrie.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: She has a name, gentlemen.
[SPEAKER_09]: The one thing I did notice yesterday, and I had to research is that, you know, I had a huge stack of mail when I got home, and I was going through it, so many beautiful cards and things, but there was two packages that were missing.
[SPEAKER_09]: I said, I swore I ordered these.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was one was an Elvis LP from the new movie, and another one was a CD, and I went back into my Amazon, and they had been canceled, so they never came, and that's what happened to those.
[SPEAKER_09]: So while I'm down there morning she did that.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, and she's, you know, just very carefully looking at the Well, she's like a debit sheet slam the dry.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and nobody has any money, but I mean, I buy one or two Elvis releases a year.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's what I've done my whole life.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I have found this to be, we're all kind of in this boat and have been at one time or another.
[SPEAKER_08]: I find it to be, uh, what's the word I'm using here?
[SPEAKER_08]: It is a, it is general principle as opposed to the bottom line, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you're talking about a dollar.
[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, I am so glad the fact that, you know, she saved $40 and now, no more financial worries ever.
[SPEAKER_08]: by the way, you know what I'm referred to as, by Mrs. O'Mara.
[SPEAKER_09]: What?
[SPEAKER_08]: There's my spender to worse things she says to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: She goes, what did I, what did I, what arrived yesterday at the house?
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: By the way, all the items we're talking about here all under 20 bucks.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, what arrived was a updated, my red cups that I like so bad, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't have one here today because I'm drinking coffee from a flag and that was provided by
[SPEAKER_08]: that company.
[SPEAKER_08]: So there you go, Ellie MD.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the that's the company Carla works with.
[SPEAKER_08]: And so, but I purchased the the new ones and they were perfect.
[SPEAKER_08]: Great.
[SPEAKER_08]: I was so excited.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're the exact right size.
[SPEAKER_08]: My pizza hot cups.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're brand new.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm a pathetic person.
[SPEAKER_08]: The things that get you.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what you're like?
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm a consumer like everybody I told you I'm a consumer.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm guilty is charged and then charging cables.
[SPEAKER_08]: that we're a bargain a bargain bin you know charging in the next time she says hey there's my spender you should be by with hey there's my beneficiary not anymore she reminds me of that all the time she does but got lover and i i i i understand that so that's why i have made an attempt to be more handy around the house and there will be an outdoor limb trimming session that will happen i don't remember don't trim the limb that's on your
[SPEAKER_09]: on your left side of your body.
[SPEAKER_08]: You mean an invitation?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's an integral of your arms.
[SPEAKER_08]: What it should be an invitation, but still happy.
[SPEAKER_08]: If I didn't sound happy, don't get me wrong.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm happy to be here with all of you, with all of you wonderful people in the chat group and all you people all the way down the line.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love doing this show.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I never wanted to hear that record.
[SPEAKER_08]: What record?
[SPEAKER_09]: The Elvis record that was canceled.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not like I was down there for two months waiting to come home and hear it.
[SPEAKER_08]: How much did the Elvis record last?
[SPEAKER_09]: I think the CD was 15 and the LP was 25.
[SPEAKER_10]: See, he go over that $30 mark.
[SPEAKER_10]: He might have gotten away with it if you ordered one.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, that's stupid.
[SPEAKER_09]: Not by the way.
[SPEAKER_10]: Two bars on the same thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not what people want.
[SPEAKER_09]: People want both.
[SPEAKER_09]: They're different releases.
[SPEAKER_09]: There's more songs on the CD, but the LP sounds warmer.
[SPEAKER_09]: Did you discuss it with her?
[SPEAKER_09]: No, why would I?
[SPEAKER_10]: Can't win with that.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's the passive nature.
[SPEAKER_10]: She goes on and cancels it without telling him.
[SPEAKER_10]: He notices it and doesn't say anything.
[SPEAKER_09]: You would not worth it.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not worth the fight.
[SPEAKER_09]: I swear to God it isn't.
[SPEAKER_09]: We've been married in the early 30 years.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no.
[SPEAKER_09]: You just you choose your battles and this ain't one.
[SPEAKER_08]: So she can go in if you were, you know, if you, the problem is that these were pre-orders.
[SPEAKER_09]: So they hung in the Amazon order queue for two months.
[SPEAKER_09]: And you guys share an Amazon login.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but mostly she goes in to look and see what what is Jacob.
[SPEAKER_08]: What does Jacob mean by pathetic is cheap Mike or is it pathetic is cheap Mike.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm having trouble interpreting the comment section is very busy today.
[SPEAKER_08]: Lots of people join today pathetic is cheap Mike pathetic is maybe maybe come on if you're going to give me a comment, but at least write it in a way that I can understand it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe that's what he's saying.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think Mike is, but I don't think it's pathetic.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, by the way, Scoob writes, Go Brewers, baseball last night, the opening night with the Yankees and the Giants.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right?
[SPEAKER_08]: That was, I have five, five nothing when I tuned in and tuned right out.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's the same time I turned it on, five nothing.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I looked at the Netflix presentation, had a weird scoreball.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I heard that Netflix coverage is horrible.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's horrible.
[SPEAKER_10]: They'd go to interviews and they do like the split screen thing.
[SPEAKER_10]: And then when they did that, they would take the score bug down.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you, Josh.
[SPEAKER_10]: That is the literal.
[SPEAKER_08]: That is within five seconds.
[SPEAKER_08]: That turned it on and off.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was clear.
[SPEAKER_08]: I said, bye.
[SPEAKER_08]: See you later.
[SPEAKER_08]: Finally, get the score.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm like, what?
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't need to watch the Yankees blow out the giants.
[SPEAKER_08]: So I don't even know what to find.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I hate interviews with players while the games go on.
[SPEAKER_10]: that are on the field.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's the biggest baseball theorists right here.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, one thousand percent.
[SPEAKER_08]: God, it's almost like we turned it on at the same time when they were interviewing jazz chiseled.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, that's why I turned it on.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh my god, that's so weird.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it was like, and they rub, the only reason.
[SPEAKER_08]: But the 90% of real fans turn on a game to see what the score is.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they're interviewing jazz chiseled and they've gone to these little square boxes everywhere.
[SPEAKER_08]: And no, there's no score.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's not a score really found.
[SPEAKER_09]: The reason we have updated our televisions to 16 by 9 and high definition is so you can what see the game.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you don't need to see the players.
[SPEAKER_10]: They'll talk after the game.
[SPEAKER_10]: They're interviewing the player and there's a pitch.
[SPEAKER_10]: And I'm like, I think it's a strike, but no one has said anything.
[SPEAKER_10]: And there's no score bug to tell me now.
[SPEAKER_10]: This player chism.
[SPEAKER_10]: Does he use his?
[SPEAKER_08]: We have to take a break and we've got the new protein product from Carly's track and Rob's few like laboratories Coming to a Costco near you and lots of people We will we'll be back with the news right after this everybody.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you for listening and watching.
[SPEAKER_08]: We appreciate.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Hi everybody, welcome back to the show.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do want to mention the next week on Thursday.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the egg tacular.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're really looking forward to it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the TMO is egg tacular.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: You go to the website.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is it open now for people to know?
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, you can go buy an egg, you purchase an egg, $75 an egg and you get to choose which host breaks the egg on their their head and that's open now and so Thursday tune in for the regular show when it doesn't matter.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean we're it doesn't matter how many we're going to we said we were going to do it and we want honor every request.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: The show will start with will all be wearing like raincoats and there'll be towels and buckets and bowls and everything to deal with that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I, uh, you know, eggs aren't cheap.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's going to be probably a real food waste.
[SPEAKER_08]: I think that's what the president would like you to think, but I think eggs are cheap.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're cheap.
[SPEAKER_08]: uh... so anyway uh... we look forward to that and uh... join us for the act killer all at more details later in the show for that hit the news stuff so we can get started here ladies and gentlemen yeah right about a and just congratulations on your transparent graphic we see that one more time it's beautiful it's a
[SPEAKER_08]: man, never stops.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love our show.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's constant constant constant, constant everybody.
[SPEAKER_08]: We start today with the do you ever feel like a conversation turns into a one person show.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's actually a name for that.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's called conversational narcissism.
[SPEAKER_08]: I also want that probably easily do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: However, because in the broadcast, I always realize that there are two other people, and I want to get everybody's words in, you know, as far as conversational narcissism, it's like Bet Middler's famous line from the movie Beaches where she says, but enough about me, let's talk about you.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you think of me?
[SPEAKER_08]: So let me give you the details and then we can discuss a professor of psychiatry said it's like a game of catch where one person never throws the ball back here are the biggest signs experts say to watch for or know you are dealing with a conversational narcissist number one the shift response it's where you share something and they immediately shift it to themselves.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_08]: I rub.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: Rob's trying to make content.
[SPEAKER_08]: It doesn't apply to Rob.
[SPEAKER_08]: It really doesn't, even though you will do that occasionally.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know, but also this is a show not yet a life.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know.
[SPEAKER_08]: So it's not a regular conversation and Rob never does that in real conversation.
[SPEAKER_08]: He performs in real conversation when we want him to, but we usually have a dialogue.
[SPEAKER_08]: You and I would say if somebody sat down and listened to you and me have a conversation, it would be nothing like what they hear here.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'd say that in real life, my favorite thing is to make people talk about themselves, because I like to hear it, and also I think it makes them more comfortable.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, if I was a conversational narcissist, I would not have come in yesterday with a pretty good.
[SPEAKER_08]: detailed report on that guy that was the softball exhibition team that I'm in his court.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can listen.
[SPEAKER_08]: But it's so funny because during the same game, I had a conversation with a conversational narcissist because he just wouldn't stop.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you know what what the real tell is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Michael was out in right field trying to get autographs.
[SPEAKER_08]: And when Michael got back, he talked
[SPEAKER_08]: Through Michael to me and just kept rambling with his I know what I mean I find it as a wearing as anything in the world is now that won't stop at that number two is really bad It's the pretending to listen look He can tell they're not really listening.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're just waiting for your mouth to stop moving Otherwise known as being interviewed by Jay Leno
[SPEAKER_08]: That's, oh, look, the difference between Jay Leno and Johnny Carson is the main difference is Johnny Carsonless people go.
[SPEAKER_08]: He was being entertained.
[SPEAKER_08]: He didn't listen.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, first rule of interviewing.
[SPEAKER_08]: The constant one upper, this person is the worst.
[SPEAKER_08]: Whether you have good news or bad news, they will always top it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can be an example of this.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm with a guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: I remember his name.
[SPEAKER_08]: His name was Tom.
[SPEAKER_08]: And Tom got a hole in one with me.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am the best person to be in a golf cart when somebody gets a hole in one because I'm telling everybody.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm telling you, you know what he did?
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's wait.
[SPEAKER_08]: We got a hole in one coming through the hole.
[SPEAKER_08]: Walk up to a guy.
[SPEAKER_08]: same guy, by the way, I beat recently in the championship.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: And this guy, I said, hey, how about our guy here?
[SPEAKER_08]: Holomon on number 17.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what the guy's answer was?
[SPEAKER_08]: What?
[SPEAKER_08]: I have 11.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's that was his answer to the news that this guy got a holomon.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a button and it happens.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you're ever unsure, just ask yourself this one question, do you feel drained after talking to the person?
[SPEAKER_08]: Because if you walk away feeling exhausted or unheard, that's a big clue.
[SPEAKER_08]: And that's every day.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's everyone in our audience.
[SPEAKER_08]: Weary.
[SPEAKER_09]: Every day.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's why every day, after they listen, they all take a nap.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Weary.
[SPEAKER_08]: Unrewarding.
[SPEAKER_08]: What do you think of this trend?
[SPEAKER_08]: Some couples are passing on expensive engagement rings and opting to spend money on a vacation instead.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's not even an early honeymoon.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's an engagement moon.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's what it's called.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_08]: Have fun on your engagement moon.
[SPEAKER_08]: According to a new report, 65% of Americans say that engagement rings have evolved from a traditional symbol of love to a financial burden.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I agree.
[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, we think that doesn't mean you have to, you can buy a more affordable ring.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you can buy one of those steel, you know, rings with your own ears.
[SPEAKER_09]: How did you do with all of your marriages, Mike, did all of your marriages have engagement rings?
[SPEAKER_08]: What was their extra pressure for it to be a better ring than the one before I am all like prices right thing I am almost sure I think I got the engagement ring back
[SPEAKER_08]: from marriage number one and used it for marriage number two, but no, that couldn't have been, I think I did though.
[SPEAKER_08]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_09]: Who could you have gotten it back and traded it in?
[SPEAKER_08]: Like I know, I'm almost certain I got it back from marriage number one.
[SPEAKER_08]: The windfall, the lady who is going to work in about 10 minutes, she reaped the reward.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was the peak of my earnings.
[SPEAKER_08]: I had not been fired yet.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was right before I got fired and went out and bought
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a real good one.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a good one.
[SPEAKER_08]: I haven't had it appraised in a long time.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a lady online.
[SPEAKER_08]: They call her the the godmother and she's coming down to Naples.
[SPEAKER_08]: And I think I missed her.
[SPEAKER_08]: She was here this week.
[SPEAKER_08]: I wanted to go down and get it appraised.
[SPEAKER_08]: But anyway, don't ever get it appraised.
[SPEAKER_10]: Really?
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, because then you will always be tempted to sell it.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's a good point for you.
[SPEAKER_10]: Or maybe you will sell it.
[SPEAKER_10]: or replace it with something may have sugar.
[SPEAKER_10]: Have you checked like Etsy to see if there's one that looks just like it?
[SPEAKER_08]: And then I take it and sell it myself.
[SPEAKER_08]: Right, quick, swell.
[SPEAKER_08]: And lose it gambling.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's like a plot of a sitcom.
[SPEAKER_09]: I got the luckiest break on engagement ring because my mom acquired her mother's engagement ring in the will.
[SPEAKER_09]: And she allowed me to use it, but what was almost as bad as having to spend the money.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, not allowed you to use it allowed you to take it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Wait, I gave it to me.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, she used the real terminology, don't diminish it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I took it from her when she was drunk.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, but I had to go to the other daughters in the family and make sure they were okay with it, which was sort of yeah They made it very easy, but there's only two others.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, okay, but it was it was a tense meeting because what if they said no I'm not comfortable with that.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, they said yes your kids are never gonna get married
[SPEAKER_08]: You don't think need for it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I suppose you're right.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if mine are either.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not all mighty.
[SPEAKER_08]: Both got their significant others, but, uh, you know, no ring in the sight.
[SPEAKER_08]: High-counter!
[SPEAKER_08]: Connor, are you applying a good vacation moon?
[SPEAKER_09]: Whatever.
[SPEAKER_08]: On average, people think an engagement ranked should cost around 10 grand, which for some is actually less than the old adage of three months of salary.
[SPEAKER_08]: The people in the survey bring an average of $62,100 per year and 25% of that, or three months is about $15,500.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a big chunk of change.
[SPEAKER_08]: 26% of Gen Zers would rather pass on a pricey ring and just use the cash to go on a trip.
[SPEAKER_08]: 25% of those.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_09]: If I were to use three months of salary, I'm not sure it would buy very much.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: You get to get yourself a thanks for reminding me of that.
[SPEAKER_08]: 25% of those people say, just get matching tattoos instead.
[SPEAKER_08]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Class there it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Classy.
[SPEAKER_08]: Even tattooed rings.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's also become trendy to get modern bands made of silicone wood or titanium rather than going the gold and diamond.
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't you have a wooding ring?
[SPEAKER_08]: I know that the engagement ring was costly to be able to keep wooding ring, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: Remington steel, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've had silicone.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've had silicone forever.
[SPEAKER_08]: You have your original, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's gold.
[SPEAKER_09]: 14k.
[SPEAKER_08]: 14k gold.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: You've never lost it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I lost it once, but then found it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right.
[SPEAKER_09]: How did you lose it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, were you, had you lost weight?
[SPEAKER_09]: I had lost weight and it slipped off.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's when they, uh, that's when they fall.
[SPEAKER_08]: Savannah Guthrie, uh, just sat for an interview with Hoda on NBC on the today show in a preview clip that aired yesterday.
[SPEAKER_08]: She said, quote, someone needs to do the right thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is so sad.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, we've, we've, we've had so much fun talking about Savannah over the years.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is, this, I, I feel for her.
[SPEAKER_08]: She said, we are in agony.
[SPEAKER_08]: We are in agony.
[SPEAKER_08]: It is unbearable.
[SPEAKER_08]: I can't.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, a death in the family is better to deal with than what she's going through at the end of this woman's life.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, no resolution.
[SPEAKER_09]: God, that's horrible.
[SPEAKER_08]: Savannah says to think what she went through, I wake up every night in the middle of the night, every night.
[SPEAKER_08]: She needs to come home now.
[SPEAKER_08]: After the clip aired, Hota said, quote, there is a desperation and also a steepliness about Savannah.
[SPEAKER_08]: She is hoping that someday that somebody, whoever the person is, will see something and say something.
[SPEAKER_09]: And the fact that she has no answer to why or how or even if, you know, there's no body.
[SPEAKER_09]: There's no way to resolve this.
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, there's no way to complete it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Carl and I really almost like nutrition in just that show date line on a regular basis.
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't necessarily play by the rules of police departments and they're pretty incredible the way you I would wonder whether Someone like that might be enlisted by the family, but I have no idea Do you think Jeff Rosson could do it?
[SPEAKER_08]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_08]: Stop it.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can resist.
[SPEAKER_10]: You can resist.
[SPEAKER_10]: There's calls now for the sheriff to resign because he ms handled it so much.
[SPEAKER_08]: Because he was so badly done.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh my gosh.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I know is our sheriff to the best he could.
[SPEAKER_08]: You happen to remember the name of the guy that goes to National Airport and there's any kind of weather.
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh God, what is it?
[SPEAKER_08]: Live CDC.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: I've watched it in a million years.
[SPEAKER_08]: If you think of it, let me know that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Stephen Colbert may be on his way out at CBS, but he just snagged a new gig, writing a Lord of the Rings movie.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, there is a huge fan of the series, and he made the announcement in a joint video with Peter Jackson.
[SPEAKER_08]: That means it's real.
[SPEAKER_08]: The movie will come after the one that's in development now, which is the hunt for gollum.
[SPEAKER_08]: Colbert's movie is called The Lord of the Rings Shadow of the Past.
[SPEAKER_08]: It covers six chapters from the book, The Fellowship of the Ring that we're not included in that movie.
[SPEAKER_08]: He says it's faithful to both the books and the movie, so it's an adapted screen.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know who would be a good writer for that, is Tom Costello, live from National Airport.
[SPEAKER_09]: Way to go, Rob.
[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_09]: Another.
[SPEAKER_09]: stellar NBC journalist, uh, it'll be a while before we see it the hunt for golem isn't even do out until December of a twenty twenty seven so he's not a great or popular opinion to have because he was brave and he was mistreated by every angle of the media, but I'm no big Stephen Colbert fan.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not either.
[SPEAKER_09]: I hope I don't know that he I guess he can write what if he never made a soundtrack but yeah smart but I mean that's not drawing me to I've never seen any of those movies but that's not drawing me in so I probably did some writing on the daily show.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but I mean writing I'd say writing you know sketch comedy or a different than writing a most well in this particular one.
[SPEAKER_08]: Gollum is going to go out to Trump rallies.
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[SPEAKER_08]: if you've ever been lucky enough to score an entire row to yourself on a flight you'll appreciate this awesome united your favorite airline robber announced an upcoming new perk called united relax row for economy where you can book an entire row of three seats
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, you can book it.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's no, you know.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I mean, you could buy three seats anyway, couldn't you?
[SPEAKER_08]: Right.
[SPEAKER_08]: Awesome.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a price of three.
[SPEAKER_08]: This is different.
[SPEAKER_08]: They'll have adjustable leg rest, which can be raised, so you can convert the row into a flat bed or couch-like service for some cozy stretching out.
[SPEAKER_08]: They'll even give you a mattress pad, a blanket, and two pillows if you're traveling with kids.
[SPEAKER_08]: Black light for that mattress pad.
[SPEAKER_08]: And they'll toss in a plushie.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, get a black light on that.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can't get it yet, though.
[SPEAKER_08]: United relax row will be available starting next year on select flights.
[SPEAKER_08]: They will also be equipped on more than 200 of their 787's and 777's by 2030.
[SPEAKER_08]: Each plane will have up to 12 of these brand new rows.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would assume the price point, which they don't give us.
[SPEAKER_09]: If 787, like 3 than 5 than 3, that's a major jump
[SPEAKER_08]: They don't give a price point, but I would assume it would probably be cheaper than first class, but I don't know.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's taking up three seats.
[SPEAKER_10]: I see the picture there.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I think that it covers up the leg room.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, have a little bit wider space.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I'm sure they're not going to give it away.
[SPEAKER_10]: It would be great if you were going to pay three times a price.
[SPEAKER_10]: If you had a lady friend.
[SPEAKER_10]: Stop.
[SPEAKER_10]: Shut up, Rob.
[SPEAKER_10]: And that's when they cancel it.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_08]: The Iran war has caused gas prices to so we were talking about it earlier and not surprisingly, you won't just be paying for your own gas.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's being added to deliveries to pass those costs down to you, the US Postal Service wants to impose a temporary
[SPEAKER_08]: 8% fuel surcharge for packages and express deliveries to deal with rising gas prices.
[SPEAKER_08]: The Postal Regulatory Commission has to approve it.
[SPEAKER_08]: And if they do, the surcharge would take effect next, no, no, not next year, April 26th.
[SPEAKER_08]: and it will remain until at least January 17th of next year.
[SPEAKER_08]: The 8% fee would apply to postage on all priority mail expressed priority mail.
[SPEAKER_08]: USPS ground, we all get our packages from that and parcel select products, FedEx and UPS already impose rolling fuel surcharges, and they've also spikes since the US and Israel attacked Iran February 28th.
[SPEAKER_09]: I say that's great.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, postage has gotten out of hand, especially if you need to like expedite postage.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are you being sarcastic?
[SPEAKER_09]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, it's great that they're rising.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're rising.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, it's great that they're going to cap it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I thought you said.
[SPEAKER_08]: I know.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_09]: I misunderstood you, Mike.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, they're just raising prices.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, then they shouldn't raise prices because it's already too expensive.
[SPEAKER_08]: Rob is in morning.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's move on, Charlie.
[SPEAKER_08]: Finally today, there's a man in Washington state who has just been arrested for the 98th time.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's too many.
[SPEAKER_08]: This time he led officers on a high speed chase after stealing thousands of dollars worth of merchandise from several stores in the past week.
[SPEAKER_08]: The cops called off the chase due to the extremely reckless behavior
[SPEAKER_08]: but tracked him down a little while later in apprehended him, the police found a bunch of stolen merchandise and drugs while searching his truck and get this.
[SPEAKER_08]: They also saw a custom-bong device built into his dashboard.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's terrific.
[SPEAKER_08]: So he could comfortably smoke while driving.
[SPEAKER_08]: The driver is a four-time convicted felon.
[SPEAKER_08]: He has 27 misdemeanor convictions across those 97 prior arrests.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now he is facing charges of DUI, alluding police, and possession of narcotics.
[SPEAKER_08]: The bomb will be entered into this year's science fair in the felon category.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm excited, though, though.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think Subaru offers that.
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Long in the dashboard.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Subaru.
[SPEAKER_08]: All those.
[SPEAKER_08]: Also.
[SPEAKER_08]: It comes with the undercoating.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you might as well get it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Fantastic.
[SPEAKER_08]: We will be right back with the surgery trends.
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[SPEAKER_08]: So one swing.
[SPEAKER_08]: All of them in there five at once.
[SPEAKER_09]: Done.
[SPEAKER_09]: Great.
[SPEAKER_09]: Fantastic.
[SPEAKER_08]: You take pills like that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Sure.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you keep the water in your mouth when you take a swing?
[SPEAKER_08]: I never really thought about it, but yeah, it's the weirdest way I've ever seen anybody.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I get really people put the pills in and then take the liquid.
[SPEAKER_09]: I like to throw the puddle in and then take the pills.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I do it that way, but then I always take the liquid.
[SPEAKER_08]: Dude, what are you two brothers?
[SPEAKER_09]: Are you two brothers?
[SPEAKER_09]: You do it the same way?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, not everyone takes the pills not everyone takes the pills with apples but I normally take another Swag afterwards to make sure that my throat's clear.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I can't believe you do it that way Carla takes a hamburger meat and grinds it up and cooks it and then feeds it to me
[SPEAKER_09]: It's why you tell you falsely Pull it out No, yeah, she puts in an ice cream pizza ice cream and then rubs my throat the way I'm doing is the Diabetes medication and ice cream at almost defeats the purpose
[SPEAKER_09]: probably Jacob says he didn't need to see that wrong rob taking pills be a man Jacob be a man man up all right so surgery trends yeah is it robotics is that what this is from the New York Post okay now you've had a handful of kids Josh you've had kids I've had kids I'm wondering did you ever stay in the operating room with your wife having an epidural
[SPEAKER_09]: So she's awake.
[SPEAKER_09]: I didn't go on.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, they tried to do an epidural when Julia was born and it failed.
[SPEAKER_09]: So they ended up having giving Carrie, you know, general anesthesia.
[SPEAKER_08]: Did she have a reaction to the epidural?
[SPEAKER_08]: Was that what it was?
[SPEAKER_09]: No, it wasn't reaction.
[SPEAKER_09]: It just didn't take.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think we had the best epidural guy.
[SPEAKER_09]: It just didn't work.
[SPEAKER_09]: the needle.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's really, that's what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, essentially that's what if if if they if they mess that up, then it's not going to work Carla had a reaction to the girl where she was like this, she was all shaky and stuff.
[SPEAKER_08]: It was not.
[SPEAKER_09]: Robert was a pre-planned baby where they broke the water and they scheduled it and they did a sea section.
[SPEAKER_08]: Julia was in a
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and Julia was an emergency c-section.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I've never been in for a birth when Carrie was awake, but there is a new trend, uh, quick to do your post.
[SPEAKER_10]: She wasn't awake during the c-sections.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, I'll see.
[SPEAKER_10]: My ex wife was okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: It was also using, but I didn't know they could knock you out completely.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think they did.
[SPEAKER_10]: Of course it was 25 years ago, but as I recall, does I remember like the curtain and the curtain shirt and sit by her head and talk to her?
[SPEAKER_09]: I think that that was the intention and I think I was in the room, but I think Carrie was out as I recall, but I could be wrong.
[SPEAKER_09]: In any case, what I'm leading up to is the new trend in plastic surgery is letting people stay awake during the surgery.
[SPEAKER_09]: And if it starts in plastic surgery, I imagine it will go to other procedures as well.
[SPEAKER_09]: Can you imagine being awake and talking to your doctor and being aware while they're actually cutting on you?
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I mean, Rob, this is not that unusual.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's done almost...
[SPEAKER_08]: exclusive, not exclusive.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's done almost routinely with brain surgery where they will be doing the most delicate of surgeries, neurosurgeons will go in there and they need to communicate with the patient for motor functions to know what's happening and what's not happening.
[SPEAKER_08]: So that is done.
[SPEAKER_09]: I can understand that.
[SPEAKER_08]: But if it's way back when, when my dad was younger, I mean,
[SPEAKER_08]: back surgery and was wide awake during the back surgery because they that's just the way they can imagine.
[SPEAKER_09]: And they so hard for me for me.
[SPEAKER_10]: They offered me a wake or sleep for the vasectomy that I just go either way.
[SPEAKER_10]: They said I could stay awake.
[SPEAKER_10]: Did I?
[SPEAKER_10]: I would God.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't want to stay awake.
[SPEAKER_08]: But is that a trend or Well, it's it's a plastic surgery now plastic surgery.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would imagine and fact most surgeries and a lot of procedures They not throughout completely Craig minds is in fairness carry was not a wake for the conception either
[SPEAKER_08]: Toucher that stains not going to come That's staying that's that was a way for my respect to me Josh and I'll tell you what the worst thing was who I You two are it's it's amazing.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, there you go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Both bragging about their vassectomy No, not bragging that's Fred.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm just trying to call you in the and here's the best thing about my vassectomy is not only was I awake
[SPEAKER_09]: But Kerry was in the room chatting up the nurse and the doctor the whole time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, it's wonderful to be mutilated for you know to take the full responsibility for the.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, it's certainly paid off in the long run to get to the sector.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm so glad I did it.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you can have multiple affairs.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, thousands of But I mean, if they're cutting on your face, I understand also one of the benefits.
[SPEAKER_08]: I don't understand why it would be that why they would do, you know, what benefit you would have other than you, you're looking to also it's also that anesthesia that sometimes that's what will kill you.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, generally, if they remove that out of the process, it's safer, but also I don't want to see them cutting on me.
[SPEAKER_09]: I don't want to see them walking around for four or five hours.
[SPEAKER_09]: I just to me, let me tell you what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let me tell you what it is.
[SPEAKER_08]: I just figured it out.
[SPEAKER_08]: What it is probably is, okay, can you raise your eyebrows for us?
[SPEAKER_08]: Can you roughly your nose for us?
[SPEAKER_08]: Can you smile for us?
[SPEAKER_08]: I think that's probably why they say no to all three things that know the plastic surgery is.
[SPEAKER_08]: So what they do is money.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: What they do, this is how they do it when they when they don't put you under, they they say this.
[SPEAKER_08]: They say, okay, now look as surprised as you can stitches,
[SPEAKER_08]: Do they explain it in your story as to why they, uh, why they have people there.
[SPEAKER_09]: The like the idea because of it removes anesthesia risk.
[SPEAKER_09]: But it seems like torture to me.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, to know the feeling you have a local.
[SPEAKER_09]: They, they, yeah, but you're aware of the fact they're cutting on you.
[SPEAKER_08]: My, you don't feel it and you don't see it, you're not aware.
[SPEAKER_08]: Really, Rob, you're not aware if you're not looking at it and you're not, you're not feeling you're aware.
[SPEAKER_08]: You would know.
[SPEAKER_10]: You would be like, I said, I could smell the burning.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's the worst.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the worst.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: But I think you would be surprised.
[SPEAKER_08]: They wouldn't do it if you were going to go, oh my god, as soon as the scalpel goes in because you don't feel a thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're not mailing anything.
[SPEAKER_09]: Some idiots said he liked it because halfway through the procedure you can get up and walk around and stretch his legs.
[SPEAKER_08]: Really?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: What was he getting?
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, all these are all facelift patients.
[SPEAKER_08]: face lift.
[SPEAKER_08]: And you get up.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Strange to be really is.
[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, by the way, I go back to the best of it, but it's horrifying to go back.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got my first colonoscopy was I wasn't put under.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's routine now, but it wasn't always.
[SPEAKER_08]: It wasn't.
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I was so psyched, you know, and by the way, that's what happens when you get them done at the mall.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, I got it done at a regular doctor's and a high loved it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but my first thing I was going to be was at the mall and it was in the chaos, right?
[SPEAKER_08]: It was no, it was the standard procedure and at the conclusion he says, okay, we're all done here and I I just voluntarily spewed out.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't have any anesthetic at all and I said a pleaser may I have another.
[SPEAKER_08]: what I have.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you didn't really have a colonoscopy without any.
[SPEAKER_08]: I did do.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Not even a twilight.
[SPEAKER_08]: If we have old people in the comments or even people that got it, you know, when they were younger, I'm sure somebody will back me up on that, that they did colonoscopies without general enemies.
[SPEAKER_09]: They knocked me out and I remember only waking up when as the doctor said, you woke up when I took the turn.
[SPEAKER_09]: I said no, okay, thanks.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then when I woke up, I was still heavy, heavy under the influence and he said, you want to avoid any, you know, any driving, any, any things like that that required, motor skills, because you're going to be feeling this anesthesia for a while.
[SPEAKER_08]: Then shortly thereafter, they looked out the window and there was Rob doing donuts in the parking lot.
[SPEAKER_09]: I said, my mom said, her jaw drop, because the little thing I said was, well, then I guess I have to cancel my birdhouse building.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I had to let them out.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was almost like a release.
[SPEAKER_09]: So you don't have to read that part, but I had to send it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, the only man that is really, really leaving the house, uh, more than, uh, you and I is, uh, Mr. Seroko, who he does everything.
[SPEAKER_08]: Doesn't he send everything, takes in the cinnamon, takes in amusement parks.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do.
[SPEAKER_08]: I get to a 20-year pass to Disney, all the good things, but when he wins.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't even, I was not even aware.
[SPEAKER_08]: I am so out of touch lately that I was not even aware that there is a movie with this title.
[SPEAKER_10]: You said that this is a very popular film, it has a 94% from critics and a 96% from the audience.
[SPEAKER_08]: And it's called Project Hail Mary.
[SPEAKER_08]: Project Hail Mary.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, didn't you think Mike, it was about your mom?
[SPEAKER_08]: I thought it's a, I thought it was a religious trope.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I love a religious trope.
[SPEAKER_09]: Religious, even.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's about the, the sun is dying.
[SPEAKER_10]: And they send a teacher to space to figure it out.
[SPEAKER_08]: Well, that's a pretty common plot, right?
[SPEAKER_10]: Is it, what are they, what are they, is that Armageddon?
[SPEAKER_09]: Wasn't that the plot of Armageddon?
[SPEAKER_09]: It goes, it depends on space.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: The difference is he goes up, it's based on a book.
[SPEAKER_10]: He goes up to space and finds an alien.
[SPEAKER_10]: and they become friends and decide they have to work together to save the sun.
[SPEAKER_10]: Who's the star?
[SPEAKER_10]: Ryan Goslin.
[SPEAKER_10]: Who?
[SPEAKER_09]: Ryan Goslin.
[SPEAKER_09]: He didn't even put the G on the name.
[SPEAKER_09]: Ryan Goslin.
[SPEAKER_09]: Alright, that surprised me, Josh.
[SPEAKER_09]: You know, I don't want to.
[SPEAKER_09]: I believe I did.
[SPEAKER_09]: My own head.
[SPEAKER_09]: Sterling.
[SPEAKER_09]: Sterling K-Brown.
[SPEAKER_08]: So Sterling K-Brown in it too?
[SPEAKER_10]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, really good movie.
[SPEAKER_10]: I recommend it.
[SPEAKER_10]: The only downside is it's two and a half hours long.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: If it's a good movie, I can handle it.
[SPEAKER_09]: I can handle it.
[SPEAKER_10]: Good movie.
[SPEAKER_09]: Who plays the alien?
[SPEAKER_09]: Or is the alien like a CGI thing?
[SPEAKER_09]: It's a CGI thing.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I heard it was played by Mindy Kailin.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, two and a half hours can be an eternity or it can be really nice if it's a great movie.
[SPEAKER_09]: How did it land for you?
[SPEAKER_10]: It was good.
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it was okay.
[SPEAKER_10]: It surprises me how good the reviews are with that long of a movie because I know people hate long movies.
[SPEAKER_10]: But no, it was good.
[SPEAKER_10]: It seemed to always move.
[SPEAKER_10]: It didn't seem like there were dead parts and everything.
[SPEAKER_10]: And it was one of those things where I read the book probably 10 years ago, so it was nice that as far as I could remember it stuck to the book.
[SPEAKER_08]: So, as far as recent fare in the cinema, you would give this, and equally enthusiastically enthusiastic response compared to Rotten Tomatoes, too.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is favorite movie I've seen in a while.
[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, it's by the same guy that wrote the Martian.
[SPEAKER_10]: Would my kid like it?
[SPEAKER_10]: I think so if he's in the space.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, he likes science.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I mean, I, I think so, it's a good family movie.
[SPEAKER_08]: I miss the theater, and I would love to see a good movie in the theater.
[SPEAKER_08]: The theater.
[SPEAKER_08]: I would love to go to a movie with a really decent, you know, and I would spend the two and a half hours of it was good.
[SPEAKER_10]: it's so much better than next week when we'll have to go see super Mario Bros.
[SPEAKER_09]: So true.
[SPEAKER_09]: When's the last time there's been just a decent good movie in the theater?
[SPEAKER_09]: It's been a while.
[SPEAKER_08]: It has been a while.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a fewer and far between now because of the Marvel universe, and that's what they all are.
[SPEAKER_10]: And nowadays, you know, and that's also what makes this great is it's a original story.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's got a sequel.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's not a comic book.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's just standalone.
[SPEAKER_08]: and it was one more you wanted to bring to the table today as far as TV viewing.
[SPEAKER_10]: I said I watched I checked out the new show Rooster on HBO with Steve Carrell.
[SPEAKER_10]: Any any good.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I watched three episodes.
[SPEAKER_10]: I believe that's not two or three.
[SPEAKER_08]: I watched this new show Called pinky blinders again, and it was really really.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're still staying there a little different.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're a little bit Day.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, Kudos to Linda gone with a $20 super chat back from Harvard Town, helping to head tennis vacation home of the RBC heritage PGA tournament fairtastic vacation.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thanks for the plug
[SPEAKER_08]: I think the PGA tour will probably appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Linda, we appreciate the super chat on the micro marriage show.
[SPEAKER_08]: So you would say, is the corral thing, you know, give it a look.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's worth giving some time.
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: I like him.
[SPEAKER_09]: His last project was the four seasons that he made with Tina Fey.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I thought they did a really good job with that because he was against type.
[SPEAKER_09]: He can play a lot of things.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I imagine it's probably pretty good.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, reminds me of his character on the morning show as well as all cool stuff like that guy.
[SPEAKER_10]: I like them, not the office, Steve Carroll.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: All right.
[SPEAKER_08]: He's very versatile.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm very excited about Project Hail Mary.
[SPEAKER_08]: I do want to see that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's really good.
[SPEAKER_10]: Give it some time.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's worth it.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's one of those spectacle movies you should see in the theater.
[SPEAKER_10]: And what's the rating?
[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's PG13.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you very much.
[SPEAKER_08]: I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Rob, you got a beautiful video for us coming up.
[SPEAKER_09]: I do.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's really sensational.
[SPEAKER_08]: Let's say point my finger.
[SPEAKER_08]: What are you doing?
[SPEAKER_08]: Put the function down.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm showing my bruise.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Like Rob and honestly.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, look, that's some beautiful video every time.
[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, AI is great.
[SPEAKER_09]: Who doesn't love artificial intelligence?
[SPEAKER_09]: I love it, Rob, I'm all in.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm all in, baby.
[SPEAKER_09]: Sometimes it just doesn't see the big picture.
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_09]: Now, let's say, I mean,
[SPEAKER_09]: Here's something I love a good pen.
[SPEAKER_09]: If you find a pen that writes well, I love it.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I've spent good money on pens.
[SPEAKER_09]: And if you wanted to go to buy a pen, you might want to go to a store called Penn Island.
[SPEAKER_08]: Is there a guy with a Spanish accent that's in there going to come to a pen island?
[SPEAKER_09]: I think you'll like what this guy has done when he asks AI if this is an okay name and AI seems to miss the big picture Started a business and I'm excited.
[SPEAKER_03]: I came up with the logo in the name.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you want to see it?
[SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'd love to see it.
[SPEAKER_03]: okay so it's like a tropical themed pen store so I was thinking something like pen island like a store for pens like that obviously says penis island you don't like this one a little name especially with that tropical theme right so you like this logo
[UNKNOWN]: I do.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's simple and catchy and easy to remember.
[SPEAKER_03]: It definitely has a fun vibe.
[SPEAKER_03]: I could attract customers.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so if you were walking on the street and you saw this sign outside of a building, you would go in the building.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it would definitely catch my eye and make me curious to see what it's all about.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not pens.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: No.
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: We get it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Hey.
[SPEAKER_08]: I got a question for you.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_08]: Of course.
[SPEAKER_08]: There's a cheerleader effect to a lot of these AI programs.
[SPEAKER_08]: What I'd be right about that where they're not necessarily, they don't dissuade you from a lot of things.
[SPEAKER_08]: They're much more positive about things.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: They try to tell you what you want to hear.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's kind of that thing.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's kind of like that.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Grock is built into my car.
[SPEAKER_10]: So I spent yesterday driving home talking to Grock about the Orioles.
[SPEAKER_08]: And did they recognize that?
[SPEAKER_08]: Did Grock tell you that that was a nice looking hat?
[SPEAKER_08]: But why you have a problem with shitheads, is that the original, is that a Brooks Robinson rookie hat?
[SPEAKER_10]: No, it's like the 90s hat.
[SPEAKER_10]: I got like 50 Oreo hats up here, and the one I wear all the time didn't fit, so I switched real quick at the last time.
[SPEAKER_08]: Why did they not fit?
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll tell you why I didn't fit the listeners have been saying it, Josh is just getting a really big hat.
[UNKNOWN]: Nah!
[SPEAKER_10]: Good night.
[SPEAKER_10]: Alright, let's see what this one is.
[SPEAKER_10]: This is the hat I normally wear, but it was a little tight.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I see I like a good I like a good the way our hats are a T. M. O. S. I like a good what's the what's the front of the hat called there's a there's the brim the that that's the brim right the bill is the brim Now you mean like this part here that part that part I like it to be the crown the crown I like the crown to be Okay, Josh's head to work a little bit like he's one you've look like you're in the little rascals.
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, this is one that's
[SPEAKER_10]: This happened.
[SPEAKER_10]: It's been with me forever and a lot of frustration.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's a nostalgia.
[SPEAKER_08]: Birds open today is today opening.
[SPEAKER_08]: They do.
[SPEAKER_10]: They do a clock, which means in the middle of the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Are they, uh, yeah, we tape it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, we talk to open a window in your computer.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_08]: Um, but in listen, I want to ask about the birds.
[SPEAKER_08]: Who are they playing with their first game today?
[SPEAKER_08]: Who are they on the twins?
[SPEAKER_08]: The twins?
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_08]: Twins look pretty good in spring training.
[SPEAKER_08]: But what do we say back to you, Rob?
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, I know we're running a little late.
[SPEAKER_09]: So let me just close with this.
[SPEAKER_09]: I know that if anything, Shaquille O'Neill comes up, you need to know about it.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_09]: He's reacting here.
[SPEAKER_09]: He did not send sexually explicit texts.
[SPEAKER_08]: No, he's a brainic carpenter.
[SPEAKER_09]: No, he did.
[SPEAKER_09]: But that doesn't mean I don't want to hear him reading the fake texts.
[SPEAKER_09]: OK. Ladies and gentlemen,
[SPEAKER_09]: Shekiel O'Neill.
[SPEAKER_01]: Shack.
[SPEAKER_01]: Damn, baby.
[SPEAKER_01]: I will keep you far from the colon bottle and spray it on me every day.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.
[SPEAKER_01]: Just jokes.
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm shacks.
[SPEAKER_01]: What's your name, baby?
[SPEAKER_01]: And Sabrina says, I know who you are.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're way too famous to be sending me message like that.
[SPEAKER_01]: Check, I can't be horny and want some of the snow bunny.
[SPEAKER_01]: That's kidding for myself.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're being a roof for no reason.
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't handle big diesel anyway.
[SPEAKER_01]: My meat would have you in the hospital.
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that meat?
[SPEAKER_01]: Or is that caviar?
[SPEAKER_09]: It's fake, but it does really.
[SPEAKER_09]: The mine does real, doesn't it, not?
[SPEAKER_09]: No, it's high-shak.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's a big diesel.
[SPEAKER_09]: Alright, that's what I call my car.
[SPEAKER_08]: I love all things, Jack.
[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't know you'd do that.
[SPEAKER_08]: He didn't do that people.
[SPEAKER_09]: That's no.
[SPEAKER_09]: He didn't fart into a colon jar.
[SPEAKER_08]: Anyway, we will return with a wonderful bonus show.
[SPEAKER_08]: We're going to tape it later on today.
[SPEAKER_08]: You're going to hear it tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_08]: That's how that works.
[SPEAKER_09]: Nice.
[SPEAKER_09]: I have prepared for the bonus show.
[SPEAKER_09]: Another edition of my favorite religious game show.
[SPEAKER_08]: Crucifact, or crucifixion, I cannot wait, I am really in the mood for that today.
[SPEAKER_08]: I look forward to that.
[SPEAKER_08]: Go Red Sox, Go Orioles, Opening Day and Baseball, that's it.
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you think we heard his feelings about his caps?
[SPEAKER_08]: No, I don't.
[SPEAKER_09]: I think you heard his feelings when you talked about Costco.
[SPEAKER_09]: I will grab a different cap for this afternoon.
[SPEAKER_09]: How about a different cap?
[SPEAKER_09]: Every show until you run out of caps.
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, I, you know what, that's all season.
[SPEAKER_08]: I'll tell you what, I will bring my cap, one of my baseball caps to the show today.
[SPEAKER_09]: Rob, um, that's a great idea.
[SPEAKER_09]: No cap as the kids would say.
[SPEAKER_09]: I will wear a derby hat.
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, because he doesn't own a ball cap.
[SPEAKER_09]: I do own a ball cap.
[SPEAKER_08]: The people will be back for a run.
[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you all.
[SPEAKER_08]: very much we appreciate that this is Michael Maran is bruise for Josh Roquette Rob's B-Wack.
[SPEAKER_08]: We'll see you next time ever.
[SPEAKER_08]: Bye-bye.
[SPEAKER_00]: What more?
[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you check out the Michael Marabona show.
[SPEAKER_00]: Get it at Michael Marashow.com.
[SPEAKER_05]: Michael Maran, radio entertainment.
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, it's Gary Vierty.
[SPEAKER_01]: Listen to this.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was an overweight alcoholic who just happened to be one of the greatest pure passers in NFL history.
[SPEAKER_10]: You know, when my inner decorator kicks in, I can't be stopped.
[SPEAKER_10]: Everything is daffodils and duct stencils, you know what I'm saying?