[SPEAKER_08]: And I'm back for the second half of the cow over there to go.
[SPEAKER_08]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.
[SPEAKER_08]: You can listen to the Michael Mera Show at michomerasho.com.
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow, what a happy year.
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a podcast.
[SPEAKER_02]: Fine.
[SPEAKER_02]: I want to excitement.
[SPEAKER_02]: We have today.
[SPEAKER_08]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spuac.
[SPEAKER_08]: Now, here's Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, in the many years I've been doing this show, there have been varying levels of fun, there have been varying levels of stress, there have been varying levels of excitement, and it's also sometimes been a little... a tad toxic, and I just want to say that my mood
[SPEAKER_03]: more often than in any incarnation of the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not that I came in in any particular mood at all, I really didn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I get more satisfaction out of this incarnation of the show coming in to see my two pals, Josh and Rob, before we get cracking, then I think I ever have consistently recently.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was thinking about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes it just wakes me up and we chat and we go over different things.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've got a rhythm that is very, very cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now that I say that, I'm breaking my prime directive.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, you're not happy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you're just absurd.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't get happy.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm not really happy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not.
[SPEAKER_03]: But Josh doesn't even realize it sometimes.
[SPEAKER_03]: When he makes me happy and then Rob doesn't sometimes even realize it when it's just like we're going over a few things and it's just a real pleasure.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I just hope against hope that that translates into you listeners as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because if you're feeling it the way I'm feeling it, which I think you do occasionally, I think that's that's a good thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: So can I offer something in addition to that as you make as I know you like to go on the opposite directions, so go right ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: Please do.
[SPEAKER_04]: actually know this time, um, next month will mark a Josh two years with us and that's a great anniversary to commemorate and the absolute turnaround of not just the show but the feeling of doing the show has been, I will not overstate it, life extending.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is so, we are in such a good place right now and I really do hope it conveys.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love this true.
[SPEAKER_03]: I never do this is the,
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna stop because this is not good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't I'm not comfortable saying good things.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm really not
[SPEAKER_03]: But don't like talking on the phone or getting in the first three weeks, in the first three weeks he became a real part of talking to, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: It's very similar to my marriage.
[SPEAKER_03]: And when I say that, it's better than nobody else.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, nobody gave it a plug, Michael.
[SPEAKER_03]: That he'd be here three months, much less going into his third year.
[SPEAKER_03]: I just don't think that would happen.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: To be fair, you even told me two years ago, I'll give you two years than I'm retiring.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's not on the radar right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I love it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And what Josh said to maybe dog years before the show, Josh had mentioned to me that his mother-in-law was so motivated by me talking about donuts on the show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, she had to go out and get him and I, I'm flying high.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a great mother-in-law watching.
[SPEAKER_03]: We say shout out to Josh's mom-in-law and God bless him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you so much.
[SPEAKER_13]: Half-thousand.
[SPEAKER_13]: She did.
[SPEAKER_13]: She ate her own half-thousand.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, do you know how much I like Josh?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not even going to tell standard mother-in-law jokes now.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because I respect him that much.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, lay one on us, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to use the word battlex.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to say that her name is Burl Slyg Hoopel.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just going to say that she, you know what?
[SPEAKER_04]: If she's a part of Josh's life, she's great.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a question for the beginning of the show because I forgot whether I send it to you.
[SPEAKER_03]: And if I didn't, I will try to play it on tomorrow's show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did I send you the clip Josh of the British TV show, the talk show?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I posted it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I posted it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I posted it and 24 hour rule.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, your pull the speedwack is what you did.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did, Rob, who doesn't share on the show nearly as much as he shares on Facebook.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I have to say this that if you can grab that, this to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: is one of the most fun talk show moments, and my buddy, the super attorney, Mr. Mark DCO, what I think has been on this show, I don't stay in as much contact with him as I'd like, but well, no, that's not true.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't stay in contact with him, and I find with that, and he is too.
[SPEAKER_03]: The thing you can't afford to stay in contact with.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've been out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've socialized with him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Been to his house down here and everything like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a cracker jack a attorney.
[SPEAKER_03]: A very funny guy and like me a tad prickly.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's that's the way that goes I'm like Andy Parks.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's a cracker jack guy cracker jack attorney.
[SPEAKER_13]: That is a compliment.
[SPEAKER_13]: That would not be a compliment.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, a compliment in that if you were ever in a pickle and I used him when my restaurant was dealing with the control board and okay, so he's got it set up, that's good, that's my cue.
[SPEAKER_03]: This to me, and Rob, with particular focus on you, Graham Norton, Marc Dissio, recommended Graham Norton to me, years and years and years ago.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, I will preface this video.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to play on the show by saying to you that this is the essence.
[SPEAKER_03]: British humor.
[SPEAKER_03]: And what makes this special, I couldn't pick the guy telling the story out of a line up, but I certainly know Monty Python and John Kleece.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this is a story being told by a British, I believe he's a comic actor or comedian.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: dealing with stand-up comedy and the reaction and the way the story's told and the audience reaction is a thing of beauty.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you don't really like British humor or the British style of humor, you might not track with this, but I think you might like it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's take a look at this trip from the Graham Norton Show.
[SPEAKER_09]: I wasn't blue.
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, at the place you show.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even know what it looks like.
[SPEAKER_09]: It's not a tool to heat your nuclear power station.
[SPEAKER_09]: I got sent there because I was, I went to a really good one in Yama, great Yama, got sacked, which is another story, and then was sacked and then and was sent to all move on to that in a minute.
[SPEAKER_09]: But I've sent to this sense of that one as a sort of punishment.
[SPEAKER_09]: It was like you're going to more come to do six months.
[SPEAKER_09]: Because you have just... You've just done something weird.
[SPEAKER_09]: What had you done?
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, something that was considered cheeky in the 70s, but now is illegal.
[SPEAKER_09]: Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
[SPEAKER_09]: But I said, that's terrible, he said, don't worry, you're just padding what you're doing is you're looking for comedy gold, which is where you're from, they say Kent and you say, what did you call me?
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I wanted a position to take the roof off, right?
[SPEAKER_09]: So I tried it, but I was very drunk.
[SPEAKER_09]: So I go on stage, and I say, where are you from?
[SPEAKER_09]: I hope there's Scotland.
[SPEAKER_09]: I can't remember the joke.
[SPEAKER_09]: I say hello.
[SPEAKER_09]: Then I said to where are you from, the guys, there's Wales.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'd black out and I go, hi.
[SPEAKER_09]: And then I say, anyone in from Kent.
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm going to shout out me.
[SPEAKER_09]: And I said... Well, you're a f*****!
[SPEAKER_12]: That's not it, that's not it, that's it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a particular word in the, you know, that that's used in the English society much more commonly than it is, you know, American, uh, this is more except a much more accepted.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't you know what I'm all about that funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just funny is funny, you know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_03]: There's an argument that states trying to vote.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, go ahead.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's an argument that we made that John Cleese is one of the greatest comics of the last 100 years.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, he's been attached to him so much.
[SPEAKER_04]: He stopped by that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And when this guy's on a roll, he's just sitting enjoying himself.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love watching that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're really good, you are just as appreciative of other people that do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, yeah, Josh.
[SPEAKER_03]: Just didn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: He didn't know what was going on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you know the word they were talking about?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think.
[SPEAKER_03]: I followed along.
[SPEAKER_13]: OK, so trying to look up and see what a blue cow is.
[SPEAKER_13]: What is that?
[SPEAKER_13]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_13]: And that's it.
[SPEAKER_13]: And there it is.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's some type of organization that tried to ruin soccer or something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, a blue cone and get trans for somewhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've somehow it has to do with a bar.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure it has to do with it with a bear over that.
[SPEAKER_03]: On another related show busy kind of note yesterday, I yanked my kid out of school early so we could play hookie and go to the ballpark.
[SPEAKER_03]: And man, oh man, when you get the tickets for face value and spring training twenty eight dollars.
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't get a value like this very often where you get to see Major League baseball for that price point and we were count them three rows in back of the Minnesota Twins dugout yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I also had what you would love Rob Harmon Kilibrew root beer.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, bring it, I bet he's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: Pretty special.
[SPEAKER_03]: This falls to me under the heading of everybody has a story.
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's nobody that's gonna really track with this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tell me, I'm just before I got to know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Tell me somewhere on the bottle.
[SPEAKER_04]: It says it's a killer brute.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's just because he was a Hall of Famer for the point.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know when we was, but I mean, it's a very unique name.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they should use it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, this is the twins spring training facility.
[SPEAKER_03]: And unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to really get to look at the can because I poured it into a plastic cup that had ice cream in it because I had a root beer float because they offered them.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know, and they look so good that I thought that I had one.
[SPEAKER_03]: The root beer.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not a regular soda guy, so I probably can't give you a good review.
[SPEAKER_03]: All I know is that the bees that exist in Lee Health Park, Killer Brew.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what it's called.
[SPEAKER_02]: Killer.
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And is that regular, oh, it's root beer.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's root beer.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's all the different.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: The bees were all over.
[SPEAKER_03]: My son hates bees and they were a pain in the ass.
[SPEAKER_03]: But you never know who you're going to sit next to.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm chatting with this guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: He comes in.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's Boston fan and he's sitting with another company and it's just another, I figure another old guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then we got we got chatting and I don't know how it came up, but he said, well, for years, I was a part of, uh, I think we were talking about this event of bananas.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, and for years, I was part of a, you know, a similar type of thing and I don't know if Josh has ever heard of this old touring group that used to go to Major League stadiums back in the 90s.
[SPEAKER_03]: The King and his court.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever heard of that softball exhibition group?
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a white supremacy group, wasn't it?
[SPEAKER_04]: I couldn't be wrong.
[SPEAKER_03]: Looking at the video.
[SPEAKER_03]: The king and his court, they were, they were centered around this picture called Eddie Fainer who could strike out Major League players with a softball and they toured Major League stadiums and they were a precursor to the bananas where they did tricks and they fooled around and they did all this stuff and they were a baseball side show baseball because they've always known that baseball can be tedious sometimes so they were to pay for it.
[SPEAKER_03]: with the side shows and things like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that where they get the phrase no pepper?
[SPEAKER_03]: No pepper is a game.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know what it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: My question for you is, and this also brings in the globe trotters.
[SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, harm and globe trotters type of thing.
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why is it that these people that are so talented that probably could excel in the NBA or MLB?
[SPEAKER_03]: He was a college baseball player.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the goal is to get into it.
[SPEAKER_13]: And they can't.
[SPEAKER_13]: They're not as good as professional players.
[SPEAKER_03]: If that's probably the reason.
[SPEAKER_13]: They're getting a little different.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was a player, part of this King and his court that centered around this guy, Eddie Fainer, was supposed to be one of the, you know, just a prodigy in like the fastest softball pitcher on the right amount of power.
[SPEAKER_03]: 90 miles an hour with a softball match and that coming at your face.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a, that's pretty hand under hand.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh seriously.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's ridiculous.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
[SPEAKER_03]: He has that conservative look to the good other thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was called the King and his court.
[SPEAKER_03]: And they've been around
[SPEAKER_03]: Back, I mean, in the black and white days, they were around, and they wrapped it up.
[SPEAKER_03]: This guy said in 2011, because they weren't, it wasn't sustainable, because they used to play every day of the week, there he is.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know who the guy is on the right, but that is Eddie Fainer on the left.
[SPEAKER_03]: And this guy was wearing a shirt.
[SPEAKER_04]: And the right mic is Michael McDonald.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is there been more 70s, 80s than you can get?
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I think I love the uniforms.
[SPEAKER_03]: But the guy in the left is just like, you know, not on my backyard.
[SPEAKER_03]: He has that there are a lot of guys that still look like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: My father used to say when people had a huge awesome flat tops like that, he called them aircraft carriers.
[SPEAKER_04]: because it was a good land of plane on their head.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it always looked so, yeah, the last time I saw a crew cut like that, it was a guy doing bingo at a cocoonville, you know?
[SPEAKER_03]: E44.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he had that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was, guys, it liked to announce or usually.
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and you did it, you know, and I don't know why, but you, you like that kind of conservative hair for a while and then you went full, right before you lost it, you went full hippie, where you had that?
[SPEAKER_03]: You even had a ponytail.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I was fired by CBS and I didn't know where I was.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I said, let's grow my hair out.
[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, it was something to do.
[SPEAKER_03]: Wait a minute, but you had that hair when we were with CBS?
[SPEAKER_04]: Nope.
[SPEAKER_04]: That, that hair came when we started the podcast.
[SPEAKER_03]: that he was only after the podcast.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, after the podcast started.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I ended up donating it three months.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's that girl.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, it was, it took a long time to grow, but we did cut it off at our first state theater show.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, you're ready to go ahead and then I donated it to locks of love.
[SPEAKER_04]: But here's the funny thing, Josh.
[SPEAKER_04]: Harry cut it off, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you brought her up and behind my back, you kissed her, great bit.
[SPEAKER_04]: But Josh, we had like backstage, we all had bags.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do I detect a little hostility with that?
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you not like that?
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just trying to think about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: If I did that to Carla, I would not be here today.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's all.
[SPEAKER_04]: Was it on the lips?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, there's a photo of it somewhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't I just yeah, there is a photo of like when she's cutting the hair right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, not me kissing her right now.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I think there is a cast picture really off the point.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even remember it was I doing it for stick.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, you had a huge razor and you what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I'm just trying to remember.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I watched it before.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what, I harbour not an ill moment with it because it was so well done, right?
[SPEAKER_04]: Because we're doing this build up to me cutting my pony tail off and I'm facing away and you it was just a great moment.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I wouldn't do it if she, and I mean, this is with all due respect to you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't have done the bed if it wasn't, you know, if she wasn't, you know, kissable.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's kind of the lady must have been willing.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, but Josh, we all had our bags in the dressing room and I dropped my pony tail into what I thought was my bag and the next morning I got a call from Mike almost in tears laughing.
[SPEAKER_04]: He says carless screamed.
[SPEAKER_04]: I said why your pony tail was in her bag and she didn't know what it was
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, so anyway, it was fun talking and we had a good time at the ball game and then, uh, uh, I wanted to, and then off to his game, which was cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's great to see a little guy watch real baseball players and then go out and play his little league game, uh, which was unsuccessful, unfortunately, but it was still fun to be there.
[SPEAKER_04]: And, uh, yeah, the old man from the king and his court, he followed you to the little league game.
[SPEAKER_03]: Unfortunately, no, and, uh, I've been mad, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: He's been out of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a seven year old guy and they've been out of it for quite some time now.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, yesterday on the show, I did something that I know occasionally gets under Josh's skin.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's when I immediately broadcast an idea I had publicly without without any predestination coming up with that idea, by the way, because it's during the show, because it came
[SPEAKER_13]: We've talked before about how Mike's brain works during the 60-second countdown.
[SPEAKER_13]: And we give him little brain breaks throughout the show with the commercials, which means the goal is to think about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're pretty tough.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm sitting there and I got nothing to do, but thanks.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm ready to go with that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And my thought was, I love our comments every day.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love the people there that join us.
[SPEAKER_03]: I want them to share it with everybody.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I don't know who Lee Mack is.
[SPEAKER_03]: who is Lee Mac.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's our friend.
[SPEAKER_13]: That's the, that's the, that's the comedian.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the comedian.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the British guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's Lee Mac.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Reese.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you for the update.
[SPEAKER_03]: I appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, and so I have this idea that involved eggs and super chats.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's nothing we like better.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Super chat.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's always, always nice.
[SPEAKER_03]: It helps us to grow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: We are, uh, you know, there's little things nicer.
[SPEAKER_03]: than a super chat.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, bonus shows subscription to a nice straight on the website.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, you know, my issue with YouTube takes a big chunk of our super chat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, and valid issue because you're, you know, one of the hats you wear is, you know, keeping us straight in the world of, you know, the way the show's revenue is created.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I respect you for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've got,
[SPEAKER_03]: giving you and shared with you more responsibility than anybody for doing stuff like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I guess when I come in, it feels a little territorial and Josh does, I think you would agree Rob, he likes to be in control of these things.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's a control.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's thought out.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's more than during the commercial.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, but I mean, I know sometimes here it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here what makes you mad is that he sometimes and not in a bad way, but he has a program director's brain.
[SPEAKER_03]: He has, he's, it is very, very program director like, 100%.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what?
[SPEAKER_04]: Ultimately, we benefit from that.
[SPEAKER_04]: But in the moment, it can be frustrating.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the thing that the only thing that keeps it tolerable is because he understands, you know, some of his limits, like English being a second language to him, for example.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it's excessive height.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's excessive.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which surprised me until he walked through the door of my house.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, and I was like, holy shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was, so here's the thing, the egg idea was going to be, anytime somebody donates to the show, we hit it, we put an egg on our forehead and we break an egg over our forehead.
[SPEAKER_03]: So last night, Josh, like the idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: he he tweaked it a little bit now it hasn't been completely finalized but this is going to be uh this is going to be an Easter week celebration Josh the way because i didn't disapprove of anything you said other than oh okay here he goes make it this is holy with it right don't they call it holy week holy week i guess so yeah i'm a real fundraiser
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... you hear that hear that diminishing terminate real unlike that that you know dany dip ass over here that uh... that you know i'm i was thinking about making money to you know just not in the same way yeah i know here's what i heard from josh
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, Mike will break eggs, and it'll make money, okay, that's what it's like.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but the way the the biggest thing that Josh wants to avoid is in the super chats we get unfortunately.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like when you use a credit card in a in a retail store, the the credit card company gets a a piece and nobody likes that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, Josh.
[SPEAKER_13]: I like that, but I also wanted a way that the west coasters can participate.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, and the super chat plan just takes care of those that get to tune in live.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, in the morning.
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you prepared to do you want me now to see this another thing where I'm jumping the gun a little bit if you want me to wait till tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_03]: When we have it all because it's going to get everybody a chance to participate and everybody a chance to see your favorite of the three of us break eggs on our heads.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to be excited.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you want me to wait till tomorrow?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, then I have no idea what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: So go ahead and tell me, it's something where people, what people get to go to New York, is that how it works?
[SPEAKER_13]: Instead of the super chat idea, we're going to do the same thing, but you can head on over to the team of a store and purchase an egg and choose which host, and that's how to work.
[SPEAKER_13]: Okay, that way you can pre-order your eggs all weekend.
[SPEAKER_13]: And then on Monday morning, we'll see how many eggs we have and whatever came in over the weekend, that first segment, we will be breaking eggs for people.
[SPEAKER_03]: But here's my, here's my important question.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's only one day, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not going to do it for the whole week.
[SPEAKER_13]: I was going to say we do it for Easter week.
[SPEAKER_13]: We do four days.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want, do you want to hold on?
[SPEAKER_04]: We're, we're unclear here.
[SPEAKER_04]: We break all the eggs on one day, but we take offerings the whole week.
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that right?
[SPEAKER_13]: tour and he wanted us to break eggs over our head all week.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm saying I was saying all week break him.
[SPEAKER_13]: We can take off for him so a week.
[SPEAKER_13]: But I was thinking you need a pay off.
[SPEAKER_03]: Offerings.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think the pay off will be just the fact that we're doing the same.
[SPEAKER_13]: What if we build it up all week?
[SPEAKER_13]: Break the eggs on Thursday.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that would be that would be we won't we won't limit it to the bonus show because well, we have a lot of people that you know, she skates that there's yeah and we'll do the Thursday the Thursday evening show yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: Um, no, the Thursday morning show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who's the morning show?
[SPEAKER_03]: We, I trust him.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the bonus.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: What I said, I mean, I'm in morning morning morning.
[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, it takes one out.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't.
[SPEAKER_03]: I forgot to tell Rob about the text last night.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not about.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's talk about our schedules and Josh came in and this is a 20 last night.
[SPEAKER_03]: Got it at what quarter of eight this morning, Rob responds with a thumbs up.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not only does he, you know, go completely radio silent for 24 hours, but 12 hours, then the only thing is an emoji.
[SPEAKER_03]: I might have missed it.
[SPEAKER_04]: First sleeping.
[SPEAKER_03]: I couldn't have missed it because of what time did you go to sleep last night?
[SPEAKER_04]: Right, right before nine, because I watched Best Medicine and then it was off to bed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Good for you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you need the sleep.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm glad you're rested up.
[SPEAKER_13]: But there's a lot of people to purchase eggs for a week out and also tell us on Thursday how many eggs we need to come prepared with.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then this so next Thursday will be the egg-tacular.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's the next Thursday, the Thursday before Easter Sunday.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yes, I believe that would be modi Thursday.
[SPEAKER_13]: Monday Thursday.
[SPEAKER_04]: What is the UNDA?
[SPEAKER_04]: Monday Thursday?
[SPEAKER_03]: What does that mean?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's just what they call it in the whole.
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean it's just what they call it?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's only week and a lot of times the days have names.
[SPEAKER_04]: There's Monday Thursday.
[SPEAKER_04]: How's it going?
[SPEAKER_04]: Good Friday.
[SPEAKER_04]: As Brace Catholic, I never heard of Mondays.
[SPEAKER_13]: I think it might be more of a Protestant thing.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's supposed to be the day of the last supper, something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know there's a different word for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think in the, uh, and the last supper Mike was entirely made of eggs.
[SPEAKER_03]: In Baltimore, Steve, uh, B.W.
[SPEAKER_03]: He says, in case you didn't know he was from Baltimore, in Baltimore, we use Mary Sue eggs.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that a brand, Josh, is that a brand of egg?
[SPEAKER_13]: I actually know the answer.
[SPEAKER_13]: It's chocolate eggs.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, I'm not breaking.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not breaking a chocolate egg on my head.
[SPEAKER_13]: I bet there's a lot of wax in America.
[SPEAKER_03]: So let me get this straight.
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
[SPEAKER_03]: We starting a window.
[SPEAKER_03]: When will these be available?
[SPEAKER_13]: Mike, you might know Monday Thursday as Holy Thursday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy Thursday.
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy Thursday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy Thursday makes it funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
[SPEAKER_03]: Also a totally old Batman show.
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy Thursday.
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy Thursday, Batman.
[SPEAKER_03]: So to get this straight, eggs to be broken on our heads will be this is our Easter egg hunt.
[SPEAKER_03]: We'll be purchased starting uh, went tonight on on the store starting tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm starting tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_03]: You have a buying egg.
[SPEAKER_03]: Each egg will be a scene out or $50, which are we doing the eggs for?
[SPEAKER_13]: One of them, we can, we can, we can, we can save some money because YouTube's not screwing up.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, so $75 buys you an egg and you pick who you want.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it one egg to a customer or can people buy multiple eggs?
[SPEAKER_03]: They can buy multiple ways.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's one of the first.
[SPEAKER_03]: So conceitably, if someone wanted to buy 50 eggs on Thursday's show, I would have to do 50, 50 eggs, but you'd also have $4,000 in your pocket.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, or $400 in your pocket.
[SPEAKER_03]: OK, all right.
[SPEAKER_13]: Say this was your idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know, but dummy doesn't know how to sell at all.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's just, that's fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not, first of all, in my pocket.
[SPEAKER_03]: when that happens, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right
[SPEAKER_03]: we all will have to buy eggs.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we will have this starting tomorrow.
[SPEAKER_03]: It'll be beautifully written and presented to you tomorrow that we will do the egg tachyler, the holy Thursday egg tachyler and we'll be doing that and Rob will have a running total of how much it's going to put in our pockets which really it's been shot.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's been my experience that motivates people more than
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was 37.50.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, all right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, I do have one question not to derail it, but would there be a possibility of a side bet to see who got the most eggs purchased for them?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, you're now, now you're taking the poker game and you're giving it another name.
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, this one game I'm four years ago, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's go, man.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am trying to figure out what he wants to do with my idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: And now he's heard the thing and Mr. 12 hours later thumbs up and you're mucking it up and it's too late I'm fine with accepting one modification.
[SPEAKER_04]: I cannot accept to okay, particular stuff Then I will give you right now and immediate thumbs up.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like it
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to make you wait on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Glad you got a good night's sleep last night.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm very happy you needed.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's great.
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy Thursday, egg attack.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think we say Holy Thursday.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's good.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like Monday Thursday.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like Monday Thursday either, because nobody knows what Monday they're.
[SPEAKER_03]: How about the egg tag killer?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's all we have to call it.
[SPEAKER_03]: the attack with T. M. O. S. E. Tagtacular takes place here's how it works.
[SPEAKER_03]: Go to the store by your egg name, which hosts gets to break it on his head gets to has to is forced to and we'll be doing that.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's going to be a very messy show on Thursday.
[SPEAKER_03]: But it will also demonstrate that
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, we're dirty little hores and we will do anything for a buck that's the way.
[SPEAKER_04]: You think on Amazon, I could get like a barbers cover like they put when you go to a barbershop.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you like to do things like that and that's see that's very much appreciated.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now you're taking your own little idea for within the idea and I think that and you're going to cover yourself.
[SPEAKER_03]: I might go out to like the dollar store and buy a plastic raincoat.
[SPEAKER_13]: And I was I was thinking of going to Home Depot and just setting my office up like Dexter
[SPEAKER_03]: It has to be, I know that I will probably be back here as we do it, you know, roll it back.
[SPEAKER_03]: But that's on us, and we've committed to it.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the Thursday egg taker, start buying your eggs to buy an egg to buy.
[SPEAKER_03]: See now that I've come up with the idea, and it's been honed and refined, I'm realizing that this will probably result in a few more eggs than we may have intended, but that might make it actually funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: more money is fine more money is fine but no when he says that why does he not get yelled at because he doesn't give a dollar amount and say in my pocket
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't mean it.
[SPEAKER_03]: What you've always perceived it, you know?
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, I'd never have.
[SPEAKER_04]: Your was, it was mean.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't want to talk about it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want it.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, don't just let it go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let it, let's move forward and get your barbers smock or whatever.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to get it, I don't think.
[SPEAKER_03]: But I just covered, who was plastic?
[SPEAKER_03]: I would use plastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think so.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know, I'm going to try to be,
[SPEAKER_03]: careful because there's equipment in front of all of us, and I think we all have to be mindful of that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we'll see what happens.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to use a Faberjag to expand somebody for his cold field and sit down much fringes to yoke.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have a separate part of my hand for 56.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's funny.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike's memory, Mike's memory, your ability to type scoob is terrible.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike's memory is terrible.
[SPEAKER_03]: So excited to say negative things he decides he's going to go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike instead of Mike's memory is terrible.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to big hurry and it's great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Why is my memory?
[SPEAKER_04]: What did I forget?
[SPEAKER_04]: What the hell did I forget?
[SPEAKER_04]: Your memory is not terrible and nor is mine.
[SPEAKER_04]: But what did I forget?
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what you forgot.
[SPEAKER_04]: See, all right, I don't know what I used to know, but I couldn't can't remember.
[SPEAKER_03]: You forgot.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see.
[SPEAKER_03]: York rat says my egg will be a big, beautiful, expensive present.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not telling you what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: However, that's interesting.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's cryptic, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's very cryptic.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure it's going on with that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think maybe that poster is an OBGYN and it's harvesting their own eggs?
[SPEAKER_03]: fertility.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and you know what those embryos that's they don't make them knowing we're not a embryo.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not as I got.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean just the egg and it doesn't make hardly it much about a durian.
[SPEAKER_04]: The durian fruit.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're buying our own eggs.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, so it's 70 eggs and by the way, that's that's all I have to say about that.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, that's it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have to make a correction.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not a durian.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a balloon and I want to pick a gym 1439 for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: We appreciate that.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, it's super chat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now why, why, why, what brings him joy?
[SPEAKER_13]: That brings him joy.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, Rob, Rob tried to show some testosterone on the screen and he dropped it and it went all over.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, it's just, it's a capsule.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I said, it slipped.
[SPEAKER_04]: But that's what they look like.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've been taking it every time you can see them.
[SPEAKER_04]: What did you think happened?
[SPEAKER_03]: What did I think happened?
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was looking at the comments.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was looking at you.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob, you have to take five of those.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Every day.
[SPEAKER_03]: So here's the thing, it is a balloon.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the unfertilized day, or the fertilized day.
[SPEAKER_04]: Rotten fertilized egg.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: What you said was the fruit that smells like death, the durian.
[SPEAKER_04]: The durian is, I never had the pleasure.
[SPEAKER_03]: I never opened one up a half.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've opened one up on the show, Mike's memory is terrible, aren't I?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think there's something to be surprised to help me really.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how to tell me.
[SPEAKER_03]: I took a ball of the space I was going to have to talk about our crews too.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're just nothing stop.
[SPEAKER_03]: Horing.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what we do.
[SPEAKER_03]: If there is a new report that found the average cost today, oh, by the way, it's opening day this week.
[SPEAKER_03]: So yesterday was the last day of spring in the night.
[SPEAKER_03]: and eight o'clock tonight is the first game of the regular MLBCs and a new report found the average cost of an MLB game for a family of four in twenty twenty six is two hundred twenty five dollars and ninety cents.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the average.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that skews low.
[SPEAKER_03]: That is assuming you're able to avoid the team shop, which is a different story entirely.
[SPEAKER_03]: It ranks all 30 ball parks by the cost of four tickets.
[SPEAKER_03]: The cheapest available average across all home games.
[SPEAKER_03]: and across not across one parking lot pass, two 16-ounce beers, two 20-ounce sodas, and four hot dogs.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's the basics.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, not surprisingly, the Los Angeles Dodgers screw them are the most expensive at $413.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's bear bones.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's that minimum they're talking about for tickets.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not a good ticket.
[SPEAKER_04]: So, if Larry King were to go with three X-Wives, it would cause 430 miles.
[SPEAKER_03]: So, Mary Hart can go and sit down against the 4 billion miles.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm eating ice cream out of a batting helmet.
[SPEAKER_03]: But shortly behind the Dodgers, my beloved Boston Red Sox, might as well screw the fans.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you very much, John Henry, $373.
[SPEAKER_03]: The homeless athletics, now playing in the big sack, Sacramento.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's $324 to go to a, you know, yes, go ahead, guys.
[SPEAKER_13]: You guys are the size.
[SPEAKER_13]: Because the stadium smaller to their work in the end for the seats more intimate.
[SPEAKER_03]: The Chicago Cubs, although all the ones that that can screw their fan bases and we say, please, sir, may I have another?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... the cubby's three hundred fourteen dollars san francisco giants two hundred and eighty four dollars they are hosting the Yankees tonight for the twenty twenty six opener the rest of baseball is kicking off tomorrow and friday uh... the schedule is available wherever schedules are sold the money marlins
[SPEAKER_03]: Right across alligator alley for me, those are the cheapest you really you can walk in, you know, I'm surprised they don't pay you to go to Marlin's games.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure, $159 for a family of four.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a fine, reasonable, or reasonable.
[SPEAKER_13]: I've been looking at Marlin tickets, I'm going, I think next month.
[SPEAKER_13]: And the Miami Marlins, you can get in the door for $4.
[SPEAKER_04]: My name is Marley and I wanted to ask you when you had your harman caliber root beer did they have any drinks for the red sox like I was wondering if they sold the quality of strumsky protein drinks they have family family I mean with with Carl's Seaman in the middle of the older man that wants to get this protein no I just like call Seaman okay yes you tell me I'm gross hey you get you could probably like like
[SPEAKER_03]: manufacturer, like with genetic engineering, a pretty cool athlete, I'm sorry.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, well, that's what we'll do.
[SPEAKER_13]: Mike is now on the on the Tigers.
[SPEAKER_13]: Mike, you're friends to be.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what you, you know what you would call it?
[SPEAKER_03]: And I don't get in trouble for this.
[SPEAKER_04]: But he is exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, now coming to you from the Joe Buck Laboratories.
[SPEAKER_04]: So cheap is Miami.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, sir, get in the game with new years.
[SPEAKER_03]: The Cincinnati Reds, $164.
[SPEAKER_03]: Shane Lewis Cardinals, 165 LA Angels and Kansas City Royals at the 160s.
[SPEAKER_03]: These Chicago teams, Cubs and White Sox, have the pricey as parking.
[SPEAKER_03]: The New York Mets have expensive soda and the distinction of having the highest beer prices goes to the Washington National.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Josh, when we went to the game together and you recommended the deal where you could have like unlimited soda.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you walked and served yourself right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do they have any sort of beer deals or what is the I know you wouldn't follow it.
[SPEAKER_04]: If you don't drink beer, what is the beer cost at Camden Yard?
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's around nine dollars.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a lot.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is a lot of money.
[SPEAKER_03]: Have you considered using beer on your lawn?
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I use yours.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, watering down your lawn with a water down beer is possible.
[SPEAKER_03]: Natural
[SPEAKER_03]: It is a fertilizer.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's made from spent beer grains.
[SPEAKER_03]: They say it's designed to help lawns grow greener and thicker.
[SPEAKER_03]: There's actually some science behind it.
[SPEAKER_03]: The company says lawn brew is packed with nutrients and fiber from the beer grains.
[SPEAKER_03]: And one study has found that those grains can boost total nitrogen content, lower pH levels, increase organic acids and double phosphorus availability, which apparently is ideal for lawns.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you are.
[SPEAKER_04]: Spread what you're doing is you're taking garbage and you're putting it on your lawn.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're the waste product when beer is produced.
[SPEAKER_03]: If they used to just put in the river, you can now put it on your lawn by buying a 64 ounce bag for $14.99 at they've got a website here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't read it.
[SPEAKER_03]: To the free shipping, if you spend $100 on it, it's still can't read the website.
[SPEAKER_03]: It sounds like this is just a limited time thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: So get your lawn grown.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, as a former bar owner, do you have a very high opinion of natural light?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, all I know is back in the day.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you happen to wonder off the street and ask for a green draft beer at Omera's Irish pub, you would be getting a big cup of natural light.
[SPEAKER_03]: Quarter pictures of the psychedelic were always natural.
[SPEAKER_03]: Somebody said, why natural light?
[SPEAKER_03]: I said, cheaper to keep her.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Reacher Starwee, we talked about him yesterday.
[SPEAKER_03]: The big boy, Alan Richen, will not be charged for raining blows down upon his neighbor because the other guy was the aggressor.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the cops say Richen's action actions were in self-defense, but the other guy, Ronnie Taylor, wasn't charged either because Richen didn't want to pursue the case.
[SPEAKER_03]: In other words, the case is closed, unless these two go at it again.
[SPEAKER_03]: Police must have based it at least because Richen,
[SPEAKER_03]: was wearing a body cam when it happened.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh-huh.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you do see the guy standing in the middle of the road.
[SPEAKER_03]: He pushes Richardson off his bike.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's in front of his kids.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not cool.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's the situation.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it clearly showed that Taylor started the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: So he's not pursuing charges.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's still in my mind.
[SPEAKER_03]: If he was riding through the neighborhood, the way he looks to be on the motorcycle,
[SPEAKER_03]: No big deal.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, they're a little bit of a crotch rocket, little dirt bikes is what it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's thing out for a ride.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, just live and let live really unless it's hurting somebody.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think that neighbor is wearing a body cam.
[SPEAKER_04]: It ruins the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're, you know, that's, that's, you're out looking for trouble if you do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, no, all those motorcyclists they're always wearing GoPro's on their helmets and stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like a police body cam, like an action kind of a safety thing, you know, in case something in your crimes because people do they wear it if they don't wear helmets because they're like tape it to their forehead.
[SPEAKER_13]: I am amazed how many people don't wear helmets down here.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not required.
[SPEAKER_13]: You can wear it on your chest, you know, like a stew on their their vest.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I think we've got for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you curious George.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's new use.
[SPEAKER_03]: A Rob Spuac laboratory product.
[SPEAKER_03]: the upcoming Zendaya Robert Pattinson movie the drama I welcome discussion on this has a wild plot twist and it's causing controversy even boy before the movie hits theaters Zendaya and Pattinson are engaged in this movie and the relationship is tested when she reveals to him that she wants planned a school shooting but got cold feet and didn't go through with it.
[SPEAKER_03]: a guy named Tom Mouser says he's disgusted by the plot and that's not surprising since his son Daniel was murdered in column by.
[SPEAKER_03]: He thinks it normalizes school shootings and humanizes the shooters and he doesn't think this is a proper subject for entertainment.
[SPEAKER_03]: The drama comes out a week from Friday.
[SPEAKER_03]: I haven't seen it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd have to look at the movie to see what was going on, but I think the guy might have a little bit of a point.
[SPEAKER_13]: people's handling it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I say if a handle has a mental health issue, right, then no, it's probably a good use.
[SPEAKER_04]: Many, many people are offended because Robert Pattinson is in the movie.
[SPEAKER_03]: That too, then there's that.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have to worry about that one as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: A mom near Kansas City recently bought a Barbie at a discount store.
[SPEAKER_03]: She was shocked when she found a package of fentanyl hidden inside the
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, look at the man on your left.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a dark soul.
[SPEAKER_03]: A child opening a Barbie with fentanyl in it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Look at him, look at him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Chordle.
[SPEAKER_03]: Over there he is.
[SPEAKER_04]: Was she missing clumps of hair?
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
[SPEAKER_03]: The doll.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not the girl.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's meth rob.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it does.
[SPEAKER_04]: I stand corrected.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because fentanyl just kills you.
[SPEAKER_04]: It does.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, unless he is just a little bit, then it's great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Apparently.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, some people don't remember that, you know, certain cast members of this show might have experience with overdoses of fentanyl and maybe one has a daughter who lost her boyfriend because of the fentanyl or overdose.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's a, it's pretty heavy.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think a little bit of it is still bad.
[SPEAKER_03]: it's uh... it's uh... it's very bad uh... let's see the lady said her husband open it uh... when he did a white powder uh... burst out of the package when he opened it uh... she said quote it was like poof in the car and we were like what is that now this is the stuff that uh... if cops get too close to it they can go into uh...
[SPEAKER_03]: overdose.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: The videos.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Police later confirmed that fentanyl had been taped inside the back of several doll packages.
[SPEAKER_03]: They didn't mess with the dolls themselves or the packaging had been used to hide the drug.
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... the mom said it was terrifying thinking of a child opening in uh... authorities say five barbies were affected and now all of them have been recovered will i think you got to do a uh... recall don't you i mean if there's a any massive recall especially the fact that that thing poofed into the car that means you can breathe it in i was joking before obviously badly put but that's horrible the fact that that's almost like a death bomb right there but i mean it
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm wondering, is it meant to hide the drug?
[SPEAKER_03]: Or is it meant as a horrible terrorist thing?
[SPEAKER_13]: Apparently, it was inside the cardboard, like behind the flaps of cardboard, or they were hiding it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's where they open up to a whole smugglers ring.
[SPEAKER_03]: That'll be one thing, but I don't know, that's just weird.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you mean it rang to me like the old Tylenol capsule thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: When people were putting cyanide and Tylenol, there was no point to it except to make people die.
[SPEAKER_13]: And that's what this sounds.
[SPEAKER_13]: Well, it reminds me of the anthrax letters.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you see, and very, very similar.
[SPEAKER_03]: So five Barbies, that's what they said.
[SPEAKER_03]: No details, which seems to be the theme of today's news.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it dub tails very nicely into our final story today.
[SPEAKER_04]: Did you hear about the Ken they opened?
[SPEAKER_04]: It had Cialis in it.
[SPEAKER_03]: But that won't hurt you.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, well, they'll hurt you if the dogs get into it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: But watch out for, I want to remind you that aren't teemoist or you can buy Yiz.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_03]: From the hot way.
[SPEAKER_03]: If your dogs get into the sea, let's just don't pick up your socks.
[SPEAKER_03]: Finally, today a 43-year-old man, before I read this story, I'd like to point out that even though my career was, you know, consists of being a circus clown on the radio, and what you might call a period of my life when I was a.
[SPEAKER_03]: Chuck John and a period of my life where I'm a podcaster.
[SPEAKER_03]: I actually did go to school for something else and that was broadcast journalism and I was at the American University and had both broadcast and print journalist teachers and professors who were brilliant and taught us the ropes of what it's like to be a reporter.
[SPEAKER_03]: And sadly, I have watched that ability to report
[SPEAKER_03]: He rode as time has gone by.
[SPEAKER_03]: So let me share this with you from a wonderful news service.
[SPEAKER_03]: We use on a daily basis on this show, a 43-year-old man in Pennsylvania named Martin Hay, H-A-I-G-H.
[SPEAKER_03]: He set fire to a home while singing the 80s song burning down the house by talking heads.
[SPEAKER_03]: Talk heads, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: When the firefighters arrived on the scene, he reportedly tried to stop them from going and to put it out.
[SPEAKER_03]: There were three people inside, but they were able to get out.
[SPEAKER_03]: that's the real sentence that I wrote.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really read that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Three people getting out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: One was treated for minor smoke inhalation, but sounds like they'll be fine.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how what that sounds like.
[SPEAKER_03]: Who was writing those?
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, our wonderful people.
[SPEAKER_03]: The police asked Martin why he did it and he said he was having a bad day, quote, and he tried to put a chair inside the fireplace.
[SPEAKER_03]: They asked why he thought that would be a good idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: And he said because it was dirty.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just reading it the way it's it's right Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: He was having a bad day.
[SPEAKER_03]: Rob's playing burning down the house.
[SPEAKER_03]: One of my all-time favorite talking hits.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a very massive talking hits fan.
[SPEAKER_03]: Great drumming on this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Josh, do you like the talking heads talking heads?
[SPEAKER_03]: Not the talking heads.
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a joke.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Martin is facing multiple arts and related charges and is being held on one million dollars bail.
[SPEAKER_03]: No word.
[SPEAKER_03]: Whether it was his house, no word.
[SPEAKER_03]: Whether he was related to the people inside.
[SPEAKER_03]: No word on who the people were inside.
[SPEAKER_03]: No word on whether or not he had been inside, when he allegedly tried to burn the chair.
[SPEAKER_03]: No word on how he was trying to set fire to the home.
[SPEAKER_03]: No word on why, if he was inside, then who witnessed him singing, burning down the house.
[SPEAKER_03]: No word on the day this happened.
[SPEAKER_03]: No word on the time of day this happened.
[SPEAKER_03]: No word on whether this story was written by a journalist or not.
[SPEAKER_03]: And no word on whether the right-wing failed DJs who edit this new service,
[SPEAKER_03]: We're ever curious about anything in their whole Fing lives.
[SPEAKER_03]: Preach, my preach.
[SPEAKER_03]: God Almighty.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, edit the little terrible jokes out and you got yourself to anywhere.
[SPEAKER_03]: I have no idea.
[SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes I like the details.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what I mean?
[SPEAKER_04]: They love them.
[SPEAKER_04]: They love exclamation points.
[SPEAKER_03]: They do.
[SPEAKER_03]: They land.
[SPEAKER_03]: Put in a little woodier for higher than there.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what they have.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what they really like to be doing.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've got a big show and more coming up right now on the Michael Mary Show will be right back and get everybody.
[SPEAKER_03]: always a good time to better yourself.
[SPEAKER_03]: It seems like lately everyone's trying to clean up their habits, like Rob.
[SPEAKER_03]: And honestly, having one less drink has never felt easier for him.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Now folks, we asked you after the TMOS love boat crews, if you had any suggestions.
[SPEAKER_03]: You said you wanted the crews to be longer, you said do it after the holidays.
[SPEAKER_03]: You said you wanted more time to plan, more advanced notice on it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And most importantly, you said you wanted it more affordable.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've done all of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: We've done that and we now have.
[SPEAKER_03]: cruising time twenty twenty seven all aboard the Margaritaville at sea island are starting January twenty first twenty twenty seven for a five day four night cruise to the western Caribbean with the whole crew and I spelled that W. H. O. L. E. As you can get a job at the DJ service.
[SPEAKER_03]: holdy jays laughs fun and a trip to exotic cousin mal all departing from Tampa Florida this time roughly a year from now so you got plenty of time to plan and the price point absolutely incredible Josh's worked with the the powers that be on this cruise to make it affordable for you and we could not be more excited and yeah we will not be bringing our own parents yesterday I watched video like a video tour of the boat of the ship I guess.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I am.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it is beautiful and the thing that changes it, it looks comfortable.
[SPEAKER_04]: When we got on the MSCC side, it was like, very European and very efficient and very blocked off.
[SPEAKER_04]: Like you get aggressive too, very good.
[SPEAKER_04]: But this thing looks great and it looks like you can probably exhale there.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's a great.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a small ship.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's actually in love that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_03]: 24 feet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Which you know is going to be.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a little crowded.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_13]: work to get the lower price is the price can fluctuate as time moves on.
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And we're not trying to do the urgency.
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, get in, get in as early as you can.
[SPEAKER_03]: That look, we couldn't control that.
[SPEAKER_03]: So yes, we're giving you plenty of time to plan.
[SPEAKER_03]: But that's kind of like to block off your calendar to do this.
[SPEAKER_03]: When Josh says fluctuate, that means that they said, yes, we will offer this price point at the beginning.
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not quite sure how long it's going to last.
[SPEAKER_13]: Don't know because of fuel prices and everything.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so it's gonna change and fluctuate So lock in it early with your deposit and that logo with the lowest price possible and it's a reasonable deposit So, you know, we're very very excited about that Rob's B-Wack We didn't get to his record bin yesterday, but I wanted to vinyl frontier Mike the vinyl vinyl front here with Rob's
[SPEAKER_03]: but at the same time I want you know you're dealing as you know we joke about it I'm in mourning and all that but right you were talking about the fact that things will surprise you and get you emotional and I went through and I've been through and I know exactly what you're dealing with so when you said that I said we will do that.
[SPEAKER_04]: it was a sentence that I don't often say when a carry came home last night says how was your day I said not great I cried a lot and then it just sounds so pitiful but I'm not going to stifle it I mean if it's coming it's coming but I truly didn't expect it and what I was doing yesterday is we've planned a celebration of life for my father and details will be forthcoming because there's a lot of people on the show that I think would like to attend and celebrate my pop yeah so keep listening
[SPEAKER_04]: I was putting together music for it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Just, you know, background music and I started thinking of all the songs that he loved and songs I associate with him and growing up and I called my mom.
[SPEAKER_04]: I said, I'm going to read you the songs from when you were in high school, uh, tell me which ones you associate with Bob.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I went through all this stuff and it was the Bruce Springsteen song, East Street shuffle because he had it on cassette.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it started to play.
[SPEAKER_04]: I probably haven't listened to it in five years.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I started to ball.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was just 100% bigger.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you don't know when it's coming.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I called my mom and she says, well, you didn't put any Bob Dylan or the holly's on this.
[SPEAKER_04]: I said, I quit when I started crying.
[SPEAKER_04]: I can work on this later.
[SPEAKER_04]: We've got till June.
[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, you're going to have a soundtrack at Jimmy's when when this happens entirely handpicked and curated and it's funny because I think that anyone who knows him from any portion of his life will hear a song that makes you think of him and it was it was a
[SPEAKER_04]: It was just a really weird moment.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's, I love music.
[SPEAKER_04]: I listen to music all the time.
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it never affects.
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was he was he the influence for you with the, with music.
[SPEAKER_03]: Was he the one kind.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was, I still have the turntable that he bought when I was born.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's still my record player I use.
[SPEAKER_04]: He had, I can remember being four years old.
[SPEAKER_04]: He had a real to real deck.
[SPEAKER_04]: He had a cassette deck.
[SPEAKER_04]: He had an out an external Dolby noise reducer.
[SPEAKER_04]: And as a four year old, when you see the spinning wheels and the lights and the flashing, that was awesome.
[SPEAKER_04]: But you weren't allowed to touch it because it was my dad's stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I do remember going to college when, you know, no one was using real-to-real tapes anymore.
[SPEAKER_04]: And they said, this is how you thread a real-to-real tape.
[SPEAKER_04]: And everyone's having trouble with it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I did it like with one hand looking away because I had done it so many times with my dad's equipment.
[SPEAKER_04]: also a fidelity enthusiast.
[SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't like when we share that with our fathers.
[SPEAKER_03]: My father was a high-five guy as well.
[SPEAKER_03]: High-five, that sounds so 70s, but it was.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you will find, I think, that one of the greatest triggers, it was for me music can really get you.
[SPEAKER_03]: It really does.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's great.
[SPEAKER_03]: I look at it this way.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really do.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know you might say, oh, I'm here.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am bawling in all that, but at the same time, you're paying tribute to him.
[SPEAKER_03]: and that's so much he meant to you and I would like to think that if there is another plane up there and people are, you know, still with us in any way their souls are smiling when that happens because they know how much they were loved.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really think that's the way I would look at it.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think my dad is smiling and maybe even laughing at the fact that I'm crying.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think you're getting a stop at the news.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think he's looking at the new product we created today, yes.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you can get it at all the heavenly grocery stores.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's all for that.
[SPEAKER_03]: You're right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now you're record bin.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even know what you were playing.
[SPEAKER_03]: The final frontier.
[SPEAKER_04]: The final frontier.
[SPEAKER_04]: I came home and there is a great used record store in Leesburg called Dig, and they have little bits of everything.
[SPEAKER_04]: And if you go every few months, they've turned over there.
[SPEAKER_04]: Thank their hand.
[SPEAKER_02]: You dig that man?
[SPEAKER_02]: I do.
[SPEAKER_02]: Sanne Davis, Jr.
[SPEAKER_02]: I dig the vinyl frontier man.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, and so if you wait a few months, they've turned over a lot of their inventory.
[SPEAKER_04]: So you find new stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I had a lovely gift from Dirk Vastrick for my birthday that I said, I'm going to go spend all of this on records.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you'd be surprised what I got for this much money.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to walk you through and also this was great because Mike you said, you know, don't stay at home, good out and do stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: Now that you've got your car.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, Sunday was a beautiful day.
[SPEAKER_04]: Windows down, sun roof open, driving around.
[SPEAKER_04]: It can't get any better.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I get there.
[SPEAKER_04]: The first thing I always check for Elvis records.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I bought almost in love.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see how the best way to do this.
[SPEAKER_04]: Almost in love by Elvis Presley, which is almost in love.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, it is known as a cash grab, because this wasn't even on RCA, this was on Pickwick, which was a subsidiary of RCA, but one thing, no, original songs, but from weird sources, the reason this is a good album is it has both rubber neck and a little less conversation, the songs that were remastered.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like a little less conversation, that's, I like to refer to those as his slicky boy songs,
[SPEAKER_03]: Boss and Ova Baby is a great one too, but is that on that album?
[SPEAKER_04]: It's not.
[SPEAKER_04]: No, because those are all those that was Mike of course, that's on the soundtrack to find an Acropoco.
[SPEAKER_04]: Or he plays a singer slash diver.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, the great guitarist, Lonnie Masley.
[SPEAKER_04]: I turned off the tracking thing, I would definitely do it again.
[SPEAKER_04]: Lonnie Mac, the best of Lonnie Mac in Memphis, great guitarist, you would know his song WAM if you heard it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm going to take a moment here and I don't know, I literally turned off tracking twice today.
[SPEAKER_04]: And so now you can see Kermit and have to turn it off when this show is on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Unfortunately, that's the way.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did that once already, but now I've got him now beat all down.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have a big old microphone.
[SPEAKER_03]: We have one, two, three hats.
[SPEAKER_03]: I like the microphone set up for a permit.
[SPEAKER_03]: Then we've got it all over.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, don't get the stain.
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't get the stain.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, that comes from a broken dishwasher and we're going to get around to fixing it.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, if you're just painting the ceiling, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I think you're talking about that earlier when we were talking about the Ustrumski product.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I didn't realize that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, now he's now he's delayed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now right, you gotta you gotta turn it off and come back.
[SPEAKER_13]: All right, it was right in the self-out, I think.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it going to straighten it out?
[SPEAKER_03]: Should me now I'm gonna cry again what kind of broadcast do you do when you come in five minutes before it starts this kind yes array now I'm getting uh Rob you're gonna have to like leave okay because you want me to leave okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Well you're not you're not uh synced, you know Yes There you go We got a couple of finals in there Yeah
[SPEAKER_03]: vinyl his way into the camera the camera the camera look it's we've all experienced our problems it's a except you you you look you because you're a smart home guy and you read the manuals maybe you're an engineering guy you pay attention to it Robin I are identical plug it in and let it happen and don't burden ourselves with that you know
[SPEAKER_04]: I love when you give me the the pleasure of introducing a new segment and it goes perfectly.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I said that the reason it did work for you and did work for me is because and work for Josh's just Josh reads the manual and actually thinks it through is to how things work.
[SPEAKER_03]: You and I haven't done that.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you see I didn't I don't think there wasn't even a manual with the thing.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was just a camera and I did, I turned off the, uh, the, uh, the, it's pointless.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe I'll feel better Mike, if I listen to the best of the mills, brother.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, now you're speaking my language.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you've never heard of them, ladies and gentlemen, they are please give us the songs and I will tell you how many of them I absolutely do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a two record set with 24 cuts.
[SPEAKER_04]: They were massive influence on Dean Martin.
[SPEAKER_04]: believe it or not, but paper doll.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what that one of my all I'm going to buy a paper doll that I can call mine.
[SPEAKER_04]: You always hurt the one you love.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, just great.
[SPEAKER_04]: Every song is great on this and this was like warm.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this was four bucks, four bucks that had never been played.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd love to hear that.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's my fourth copy of the soundtrack to American Graffiti.
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you play them to death?
[SPEAKER_04]: Is that why you've on so likely this because after the first edition it was no longer a gatefold sleeve like this that opens up.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was just a sleeve.
[SPEAKER_03]: So the gatefold that Rob is talking about and I remember it when it came out has all the different stills from the movie which you know you see Richard baby baby Richard right this which is fun.
[SPEAKER_04]: And it is more expensive to produce, so it's only on the early editions of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Dan Wolfman Jack.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can't move it, put them on the map.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is a more obscure artist.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God, that's back at Marist College.
[SPEAKER_03]: You remember it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I do.
[SPEAKER_04]: Romeo's tune is the hit.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I didn't think you'd remember it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's a great song, 1978, 1981.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think 78 or nine is right here.
[SPEAKER_04]: But I wanted to hear the rest of the album because I've only heard the single before.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's also I think one of Markardel's top three songs of all time So I won't really let's never remember Yeah, I know Yeah, that's why there was only one single mine.
[SPEAKER_04]: Here you go.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know that you like me love Jean Pitney
[SPEAKER_04]: So here is G. No clue.
[SPEAKER_03]: Got no Jesus.
[SPEAKER_03]: Howdy.
[SPEAKER_03]: What the hell is that?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's the Gene Pettany story.
[SPEAKER_13]: Not only has the argument to say something, we're talking over here.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know.
[SPEAKER_13]: We're working there.
[SPEAKER_13]: What's going on with the image of the girl creepy in the back behind the guy?
[SPEAKER_13]: That's a victim.
[SPEAKER_04]: is what that is.
[SPEAKER_04]: It looks like it.
[SPEAKER_04]: Jean-Pitney, this has all of his hits and the story of his career and a facsimile of an autographed picture of Jean-Pitney comes.
[SPEAKER_03]: What is his biggest hit?
[SPEAKER_04]: Probably the man who shot Liberty Valence.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
[SPEAKER_03]: I even though I don't remember it.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know that.
[SPEAKER_04]: But you know of it.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's he's a great artist.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's been a lot of time in this store.
[SPEAKER_04]: Couple hours.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, this is awesome.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've been looking for this for a long time.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is Jerry Lee Lewis's greatest hits after he left son records.
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's not going to have great balls of fire or whole lot of shaken, but it's the stuff he recorded on smash.
[SPEAKER_04]: Later on, including one of his best records ever, which is called I'm on fire.
[SPEAKER_04]: it's a mellow song if you really want to know how much of a mental patient I am I already had these Henry Mancini soundtrack to Peter Gunn in Stereo but I doubt it in
[SPEAKER_04]: there's a few artists that I will buy regardless of what the content is.
[SPEAKER_04]: One of them is Henry Mancini.
[SPEAKER_04]: They're always great.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the best find I did a whole lot we have.
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you Dan Weir, a $25 super chat Rob.
[SPEAKER_03]: What could I get for a first American edition of Sergeant Peppers that still has an intact cutout sheet?
[SPEAKER_04]: That's that's good money right there if it is truly a
[SPEAKER_13]: It's no one to judge.
[SPEAKER_04]: Better yet, you know, Dan sent it to me, all of us, and you're doesn't eggs.
[SPEAKER_04]: Not cracked.
[SPEAKER_04]: This was the greatest discovery.
[SPEAKER_04]: If I say to the name George Martin, does it mean anything to you?
[SPEAKER_03]: He was the producer, he produced the Beatles.
[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: He put out his own album.
[SPEAKER_04]: where he actually scored rock and roll records and played them orchestrally as a Beatles fan.
[SPEAKER_04]: I've never known this existed and this was like it still had the shrink wrap on it from night drive over to Tony Perkins house and you guys can make an afternoon of it.
[SPEAKER_03]: You've got to call Tony and let him know that.
[SPEAKER_13]: I'm going to surprise him with it as well.
[SPEAKER_13]: Does this final store like are you a regular to they know you and they know to
[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, and besides, I think that the employees there have probably short-term memory, just guessing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, here he comes, put the children.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, the stereo mix of Fiddler on the roof was there must still not my not my favorite, but that's the original that is the original Broadway cast if I am not mistaken, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep zero mustel We we had missed zero mustel when I was a teenager and we got to tople who actually was in the movie, so I think that was
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, did you know that the original soundtrack has also, in addition to Zero Mustell, Beatrice Arthur and Bert Convie.
[SPEAKER_03]: Beatrice Arthur was, uh, played the wife?
[SPEAKER_03]: No, shh, he played the caveat.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's, you know, theater queens are really going to laugh at us right now, would that be a disaster?
[SPEAKER_04]: But just go from Alicia Bridges.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is another $1 offering that has, I love the nightlife.
[SPEAKER_04]: I love the nightlife.
[SPEAKER_04]: We're a big patty right there.
[SPEAKER_04]: A dollar, Mike, a dollar.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: But this one I've been looking for for a long time.
[SPEAKER_04]: The original soundtracks to the odd couple movie, but here's what I didn't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: It has dialogue from the movie interspersed with the music, but they add a laugh track.
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the weirdest thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: Fascinating.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know how this place can stay in business offering these incredible treasures.
[SPEAKER_04]: They can because they charge $35 for my next one, which is a brand new record.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm excited to listen to it.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the new...
[SPEAKER_04]: Harry Styles album, still in its plastic, I have not opened it yet, but I think Harry Styles, I have all of his records, and all of his biggest hit, his biggest hit, probably Watermelon Sugar, but this new one is called, it's got a weird name.
[SPEAKER_04]: Kiss all the time, disco occasionally, so I look forward to dropping a needle on that.
[SPEAKER_04]: All of that music for under 100 bucks.
[SPEAKER_04]: How about that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you and did you cry at any time you were in the record store only when the man touched me We have to let take a break.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, I'm welcome back to the Michael Mary show.
[SPEAKER_03]: I was, I was, went to the ball game that I had to take my kid to his ball game and about five, he has to be there about five, 45.
[SPEAKER_03]: So we're leaving the house at about a half hour if we hit traffic so it's about 10 after we're on the road.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, this is,
[SPEAKER_03]: forever.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not only a warning, but a little tale of just how wonderful people are down here.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: When you come down my little road, it's called the Parkway, a sterile parkway.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I always talk about it.
[SPEAKER_04]: And your address is one, two, three, a sterile parkway, isn't it?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, sir.
[SPEAKER_03]: If you send all your eggs there.
[SPEAKER_03]: I've talked about this four-way intersection and how this four-way intersection people do not go right when they should go right.
[SPEAKER_03]: and it's maddening to me.
[SPEAKER_03]: It happens all the time, but this is even more egregious as far as I am concerned.
[SPEAKER_03]: I am behind one car and there is a massive pickup truck in in back of me.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: And the right-hand turn, fortunately, you don't have to worry about where the cars are coming from because there are two green lights and a right turn arrow.
[SPEAKER_03]: Perfect.
[SPEAKER_03]: So that they're all green.
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm in
[SPEAKER_03]: That is about to take a right-hand turn and there is an e-bike, a full-grown man on an e-bike.
[SPEAKER_03]: that, you know, usually in my estimation, nothing says DWI better than it's one of the worrying at helmet.
[SPEAKER_03]: He, uh, I didn't get a chance to see him.
[SPEAKER_03]: I really didn't stare at him.
[SPEAKER_03]: She roars up and starts going, and then apparently she decided to play traffic cop and decided that, uh, although he had the don't walk sign to cross across the crosswalk, she would lock up her breaks.
[SPEAKER_03]: When I locked up my brakes at the same time and then the pickup truck who I don't know how he didn't rear end me He locked up his brakes pickup truck smashes his horn.
[SPEAKER_03]: I smash my horn
[SPEAKER_03]: A little Mr. Eby starts to trundle across the intersection and then we're off.
[SPEAKER_03]: But how it, this was not at the very least, a fender bender at the very worst totalling my car, I do not know.
[SPEAKER_03]: But once again, when you're on the highways and byways, do not play traffic cop.
[SPEAKER_03]: now you're not a traffic light you're not a traffic stop sign if you are in moving traffic you can't just stop and decide you want to you know decide that you want somebody to go when they're not supposed to go exactly so as I as we get underway in the the Jeep dipshit here we I pull next to the lighter in this bajooled hand
[SPEAKER_03]: It comes out.
[SPEAKER_03]: The window is put down, uh, uh, and go mad, you're alive.
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike, I'm shut up.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not alive.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's, it's, I'm dead.
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's just like, oh, no, no, it was, uh, because of you, Daniel Thurmer, the window comes out about four inches and a bajooned hand goes out and goes like this.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then she roars ahead in front of me, never to be seen again.
[SPEAKER_03]: When you think you're being polite or you think you are being courteous, you are not paying attention to the fact that some people don't, you know, are just looking at the proper traffic lights to determine where they're gonna go.
[SPEAKER_03]: And another note, this is whenever you're taking a right hand turn and there's someone in front of you, you don't look at anything other first than the car in front of you.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because so many accidents happen with somebody doing that, you always look at the car in front of you.
[SPEAKER_03]: I, you know, I'm very fortunate that I, you know, I did not get the fender, but no, I didn't die.
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't do it.
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, Rolando, thank you for agreeing with me.
[SPEAKER_03]: But people, people are difficult.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's what it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: When you talked about the bajooled hand, I couldn't help but think of Don Rickles saying his wife, helped me with the jewelry.
[SPEAKER_04]: Help me.
[SPEAKER_03]: with the jewelry.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's all.
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know, uh, they are thinning out though down here.
[SPEAKER_03]: So I think perhaps it'll be a little more manageable.
[SPEAKER_03]: And, uh, no, they're not dying, Rob.
[SPEAKER_03]: They're going some of them are is down here in Southwest Florida.
[SPEAKER_03]: I hope they have safe travels.
[SPEAKER_03]: And, uh, you know, here's my advice to all of our snowbirds in South Florida.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, leave early.
[SPEAKER_03]: Stay away longer there you go leave early leave often leave early And because if you don't leave early this year you're going to make rob crime.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there it is you don't know my triggers, man Do you have any beautiful video for that video of myself crying?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Grip it, rip it!
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a very difficult outcube, Mike.
[SPEAKER_03]: I wish you would have done it better.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: It makes me uncomfortable, so, uh, here it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm easy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Unrewarding.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll hit your music, right?
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Some beautiful videos.
[SPEAKER_04]: Jerry time.
[SPEAKER_04]: It is, as we mentioned before, first day of baseball season.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you know, the name Carter Bommier, meaning to your Bommier, B-A-U-M-I-E-R-I-X-R-M-A-G-L-E-G-R. Carter Bommier, who was playing on the Texas Rangers in pre-season and exhibition games.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_04]: But he was not on the team.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was just there, you know, basically trying out.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I'm finally, I
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, exactly.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was springing like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And so he was on the mound and he saw the manager coming out and he thought, oh my God, I'm going to get pulled.
[SPEAKER_04]: We are all, I'm sorry I meant to do this one.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he was the rule five.
[SPEAKER_10]: So Shumacher out there with a word for Bommler and it looks like you get the sense right that he just let him know some pretty good news.
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you, told him he made the team.
[SPEAKER_10]: That was great, the reaction from his teammates.
[SPEAKER_10]: That's awesome.
[SPEAKER_10]: What a way to do that.
[SPEAKER_10]: That is so cool.
[SPEAKER_10]: And what a neat moment.
[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know about him.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's great.
[SPEAKER_03]: And that cool of, you know what?
[SPEAKER_03]: That manager deserves kudos to do that.
[SPEAKER_03]: What a cool way to do it in the middle of the game.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love that.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love moments like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: And here is, and I apologize, Bommler.
[SPEAKER_04]: I googled the wrong name.
[SPEAKER_04]: So Bommler, here's his reaction.
[SPEAKER_05]: We are all dying to know.
[SPEAKER_05]: What did Skip Shea Mother tell you on the mountain?
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you know, I wasn't expecting it.
[SPEAKER_11]: I was like, why is he coming out here?
[SPEAKER_11]: And he got on the mound and told me I made the team.
[SPEAKER_11]: So, yeah, pretty cool.
[SPEAKER_05]: What were you expecting when he came out to the mound to talk to you?
[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, honestly, I thought I was like getting taken out of the game.
[SPEAKER_11]: I was like, I didn't know what was going on.
[SPEAKER_11]: Obviously, whenever the manager comes out, like, you know, you're usually done.
[SPEAKER_11]: So,
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, he just came up and told me I made the team and everybody just, you know, kind of said congrats.
[SPEAKER_11]: And I mean, what a special way.
[SPEAKER_11]: Like, I ain't taught me totally up guard.
[SPEAKER_04]: I wish him all the best.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that is so cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: Very cool.
[SPEAKER_04]: I like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's good.
[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, I finally found one of the Guinness Records that I think you couldn't win.
[SPEAKER_04]: It was just, it was just established, and I like the thing about a Guinness record, it has to be something that happens in normal day, like eating, or running, or endurance.
[SPEAKER_04]: And how many times have you sucked a balloon up your nose and put it out of your mouth?
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, gross.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.
[SPEAKER_04]: He broke the record for one minute.
[SPEAKER_04]: He snorting balloons.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they're not inflated.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to throw up.
[SPEAKER_03]: It is simple.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and look at the guy.
[SPEAKER_03]: Because a guy in the guy is gross.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that like his greasy hair and forever something like that?
[SPEAKER_04]: And he's my old guy, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: He's the old record holder as they say.
[SPEAKER_04]: You can't take that away from him.
[SPEAKER_13]: He's about to have an entire life to that.
[SPEAKER_04]: good news is all the kids got balloons that day yeah uh Mike you know dress codes are enforced sometimes leisurely sometimes strictly but if you don't respect the casino the casino is going to kick you out got dressed coded in Vegas uh
[SPEAKER_06]: That's who just got fucking dressed coded in Las Vegas, Las Vegas, the rest coded me, and I'm being escorted to my room to change.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a matter with a nose.
[SPEAKER_06]: I think it's freckles.
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, it's like, hold on, Rob.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, what do you mean this?
[SPEAKER_03]: Reckles.
[SPEAKER_04]: She looks, it looks infected.
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, we're going to see more of her because I thought you'd want to see the dress that got her removed from the casino.
[SPEAKER_04]: OK. All right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Because you know what?
[SPEAKER_04]: I am.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm also a journalist.
[SPEAKER_04]: The, the, the, the, the, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: That's what the details.
[SPEAKER_04]: You'll let's go.
[SPEAKER_01]: Here we go.
[SPEAKER_01]: You're going to turn around.
[SPEAKER_01]: You know she is.
[SPEAKER_04]: So I just I can't get by the nose.
[SPEAKER_03]: I know it's true.
[SPEAKER_03]: Me too.
[SPEAKER_04]: I was staring at it and I do think it is.
[SPEAKER_04]: But why do you say freckles?
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's freckles.
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't see it so red.
[SPEAKER_03]: Like it looks like she was slashed.
[SPEAKER_03]: Play the beat.
[SPEAKER_03]: Play the first one again.
[SPEAKER_12]: Let's take a look at this and freeze it.
[SPEAKER_04]: So when were we looking at there?
[SPEAKER_04]: What is that?
[SPEAKER_04]: I you know what?
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe I was just giving her the benefit of the doubt.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I don't know.
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's it could be acne of some kind of it's awfully centralized for acne.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think what we need to do to have acne on any other part of her face or her body as we saw with the dress.
[SPEAKER_04]: Cool necklace though.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think we should send her some A&D ointment.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hate birds Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: I know Andy.
[SPEAKER_04]: I hate birds even when it's a rock and pearly.
[SPEAKER_03]: Somebody said it's a watermark.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, go back to a one more time.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a watermark.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see if it's a watermark for the propriety of the video.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's not.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, it's not.
[SPEAKER_13]: I believe from looking at still picture, I believe.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it a nose chain?
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it a chain going across your nose?
[SPEAKER_13]: It is, let me, it's a, I've got this still picture I'll bring up on on.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[SPEAKER_03]: Could it be a nose chain that goes across the bridge of her nose?
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure, this is interesting.
[SPEAKER_13]: No, I think it's a birthmark and piercens.
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's like a little rosacea or something like that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Or could be, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_03]: We may, we may never, all right, here we go.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it looks, those could be freckles, look at them.
[SPEAKER_03]: It looks to be maybe some sort of birthmark.
[SPEAKER_04]: But the dots on the side that look like they could be freckles.
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to stand by the fact that it's not out of the question that they're freckles.
[SPEAKER_04]: But the piercings are bad, too.
[SPEAKER_04]: Alright, let's move on.
[SPEAKER_04]: Alright, as I said, Mike, I hate birds, even when they dance to Van Halen.
[SPEAKER_03]: Birds, oh, I've seen this one.
[SPEAKER_03]: I love this.
[SPEAKER_03]: Watch this.
[SPEAKER_03]: He sings, too.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, watch this.
[SPEAKER_12]: And what's great is that bird can sell more tickets than David Lee Roth.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, with his cat.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's, yeah, I didn't know he was bald.
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's close with this, Mike.
[SPEAKER_04]: If I told you that someone built a goblin horn,
[SPEAKER_04]: I want you to picture what you think they would look like.
[SPEAKER_04]: And I've worn.
[SPEAKER_04]: And you'll see what a goblin horn is.
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, I'm in, can I guess?
[SPEAKER_03]: Can I just just read?
[SPEAKER_04]: Please, fat, not skinny.
[SPEAKER_03]: Limited facial hair, like trying to grow facial hair.
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's a fancy muster.
[SPEAKER_04]: You have to see, I think this fits, is what I'm saying.
[SPEAKER_07]: All right, here we go.
[SPEAKER_07]: I made something really stupid and impractical because the internet showed me how to do it.
[SPEAKER_04]: This is a goblin horn.
[SPEAKER_03]: Why what does it say about me that I adore that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Can I see it one more?
[SPEAKER_07]: I know we're doing a lot of repeats I don't I don't know why I love that really stupid and practical Because again, I'm not showing how to do it
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a lady.
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's fantastic.
[SPEAKER_03]: We got to get out of here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I spend a lot of time thinking about dirt.
[SPEAKER_08]: I rate my boamy for my ambe.
[SPEAKER_02]: That is a lot.